/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>171074294
1st for was going to but I was looking for patch notes you fucked up anon

I'm still getting the altered version error when trying to launch GTAO after the update

>>171074294
>WHY CANT YOU MAKE A NEW THREAD ON TIME
because i've been making almost all of them for the past couple weeks and it's someone else's turn fuck you

I wanna join the crew, but is the owner really a racist?
I'm not white so I don't really feel comfortable.

>>171075313
i know right anon he even fucked up his thread

>>171075342
No he's like .02% black so he can't be racist plus he lives in Stockton so he's basically and honorary negro

>>171075342
Double nigger

>>171075342
he has the donger of a black man so he's not allowed to see color

>>171074294
more like didnt update the op edition

>https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

>>171076506
fuggen ctrl-c

https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115004482908

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Rate my Diablo

Will the new vehicles appear this week altogether or one per week? Can't wait to get Infernus and Turismo Classics

>>171077979
week by week basis, drip-feed meta, dying game

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Casino update soon!
Grab your shark cards and roll those dice!

>>171078935
No there's not

>>171078935
why do you taunt us like this

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Map update

Got a trash sale on the hakuchou drag
Do I buy it as a discount shotaro?

>>171081045
It's basically a shotaro with better top speed and worse cornering, but it'll still win you races. Literally only 0.01 second difference between the time gained by the Shotaro and Hakuchou Drag.

It also has actual customization and doesn't look retarded, so there's that.

Soon I will have 5/5 cocaine stock in my business.

Do i need multiple players to sell it out? Should've I instead sold every time I got 1 - 2 crates if I wanted to all solo this?

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>>171081218
>It also has actual customization and doesn't look retarded, so there's that.

the Shotaro is an acquired taste reserved only for those who have reached enlightment

save your money, anon. you want the shotaro, so you should have the shotaro.

>>171081345
You could get lucky and get just 1 Benson truck to deliver but most times it gives you 3 planes/trucks/boats/helis or 4 bikes and it's difficult to sell all of them alone in the time allotted so you're probably better off asking at least 2 other people to help, 3 others if you really wanna be safe

>>171081694
What about the crates for CEO business? I'll soon have 111 crates - can I solo that if I get into a public session alone?
Or do I need some help and is it best to do it with just the help in session or in a large session -I've heard there are some bonuses if session is populated.

>>171081345
Yes. Although you might get lucky and get the semi truck drug sale that you can solo, out of a possible 8 others where you need 2-3 people

Id say when you get two nodes of product, you can sell it solo. Or 1.5 nodes, I'm no expert

>>171081985
>I'll soon have 111 crates - can I solo that if I get into a public session alone?
Absolutely. You can even change session if you don't like the delivery mission, and you'll only lose ~3 crates as a result. Just make sure you're actually alone and not about to be joined by several randoms.

>>171082137
But is it worth it? I mean sure the risk will be 0 of losing all that invested time, but isn't there like a huge profit if you do it in a huge session?

>>171081624
>pink
>red
>enlightened taste
get your memes out of here i'm not buying

>>171082215
You can get a bonus of a few hundred thousand if you sell in a full session with max ceos but it's up to you to decide if that's worth the risk and you still get 2.2mil selling 111 crates alone

>>171082559
Hm should I buy a second large garage with the profit made?

>>171082559
>bonus of a few hundred thousand
just telling you now sellanon
that a few hundred thousand should not be a lot

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Infernus Classic has a fantastic sound. Turismo classic is the normal "super" noise. Overall, great cars.

>>171082215
>But is it worth it?
Yes, absolutely. As long as you're a competent player, the risk factor is virtually eliminated and this means a lot considering how much time it takes to fill your warehouse.

>isn't there like a huge profit if you do it in a huge session?
You get a 1% increase for each additional player in the session. Unless you can quickly fill the session with friendly players who will stay there and refrain from interfering with your sale, you should probably just go for the empty session. Otherwise, chances are very good that you'll lose that sale.

Is it worth to have all the factories bought and upgraded? Or will it be too exhausting after I break even with the invested money to administrate all ?

Do you think have 1 - 2 is enough for that passive income?

Like for example coke + meth and settle with that.

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>>171082418
are you afraid you won't be able to tame the Shotaro? she's an expensive horse, but her mane remains pristine!

>>171081985
You will get 1% bonus for every player and 3% for every CEO. I believe it caps at 20%

>>171082137
What this anon said is true but ideally you want to be in a session with a ton of friendly /gtag/ since selling alone can lead to failure
(for instance if you're alone with a Titan and helicopters start spawning at drop points)

>>171083021
What kills MC businesses is resupplying.
To resupply enough materials to actually be worth it you need more people, ideally four including yourself.
The more businesses you have the more often you need to do that and the more often you need to ask GTAG (or randumbs) for a hand.

>>171083472
>selling alone can lead to failure
(for instance if you're alone with a Titan and helicopters start spawning at drop points)

No, there really isn't a chance at all if you're careful. Literally just change session, do headhunter to cover expenses quickly and purchase another 3 crates to cover whatever you lost. Pretty much the only way a single player could realistically lose their entire shipment in an empty session is through a glitch or failure to react to hazards.

>>171083613
But that's easy, maybe it's the location - around the lake business all resuply mission send me just across the street with rare occasions of sending me in the city but the route is fast or super super rare sending me around paleto bay which takes longer to travel.

I think the location around the lake is called bone country and funny enough the factories around there are also the cheapest you can buy.

Only thing I'm disappointed with is that when I finally have to sell my stock I can't do it alone from what other anons said :(.

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>>171083715
with the loading times of this game even changing lobbies is failure

>>171075342
It's just bantz you nog

Everyone gets shit

>>171075342
Who's the nigger that told you that?

>>171083715
So, what are you saying is that If I'm in a shitty dangerous situation like ready to explode and If for example use a macro to shut down my internet instantly my supply is saved right?

>>171084392
That's pretty much the idea. You should probably only use it when you're completely certain of impending urethral fuck, though.

>>171082693
I saw a video on those cars on GTA series YT channel,

the turismo classic looked bouncy as fuck. Keen observation or bullshit?

>>171085723
From what I can tell, they handle as late 80s supers would. A bit loosey in the back (which is great) and I didn't feel any "floaty" handling.

>people still doing crates

They're obsolete now that we have car sales

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>>171085930
Before you can afford a vehicle warehouse, you either have to find a heist crew or do Businesses/Crates/VIP Work. It's not just going to disappear overnight.

>>171086231
You only have to do PacStan a few times. Without a doubt better than grinding shitty crates.

>>171086231
...but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive brother.

*uses said hands to snipe off dozens of guys days later*

>>171086367
and it's even better if you've never done the heist before and you do all setups/heists in order

$300k-$400k for the heist
$100k for doing the heist that first time
$1 000 000 for doing all setups/heists in order

The first time you do PaciStan it should pay around $1.5m

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>>171086367
Alright, you've done the math. Now, all you have to do is find a heist crew.

>>171087318
>he can't get gtag to help him do a few heists

Guys is there a transportation method suitable for solo-ing the drug sale?

Maybe if i keep dc-ing until I get the right transportation I can solo it.. as I cannot find anyone to help me.

>>171086231
Crates are more efficient than just doing CEO VIP missions if you have a large warehouse or maybe a medium warehouse. But to get those to pay for themselves or even buy them you need to grind crates hardcore. So crates are never an answer.

Buying the small crate warehouse is more or less throwing money away.

>>171087384
What if I couldn't? Would that be so unbelievable? Almost no-one wants to do heists anymore.

>>171087384
Can YOU?

>>171087708
You on PC?
I'd be up for some PacStan this evening once I finish work.

>>171087824
it was just a hypothetical m8 but thanks for the offer

>>171074294
>parachute mission
>bet 1k on myself because most retards don't realise you get more points for flying through the middle of the rings instead of clipping them
>WINNER
>BETTING LOSSES -$1000
Fucking Jewstar retards

>>171087714
Yes, I do heists with gtag all the time.

>people talking about money making methods

pac standard
good crew that agrees to swap off hosts
if you're a host you should be getting a larger cut for having to host
on hard if it's like 40% and you're walking out with let's say 1.1m you should be walking out with at least 400k+

meaning i still think heist are the best way and i will not change because i'm a stubborn cunt
go farm your cars

>>171089429
Heists are best the best way to get vehicle warehouse. Once you have that, you're set. You can make enough in a few hours. You can make 800k every few minutes if you do the PacStan host glitch

Hi can someone accept my crew request

sc: -BBC_(Blater's Big Cock)

Need 1 person for PacStan - last heist, I'm going to help 2 people make cash and glitch it out so u're going to earn more money as I'm going to earn 0 .. need someone who can carry the money safely and has experience with the heist.

>>171089248
Who are good gtags to heist with?

>Turismo / Infernus Classic are Sports Classic

>tfw the class could get interesting again

>>171089652
Can you join my heist now? Going to host glitch it - i need someone competent fast ... I have 2 noobs in team.

Guys I don't remember exactly where do I have to disconnect my internet? When the boad passes the bridge pillar? Right then or count 2 - 3 seconds after that and dc?

>>171089818
Sorry bud, I'm shitposting from at work

>>171090138
Man literally no one from crew is accepting, no one from session is accepting.. wtf it's like no one wants free money.

Can you tho answer me this quesiton:
>>171089883

>>171089765
no, you don't understand. most of the current sports classics double as luxury cars whereas the turismo/infernus classic were the super cars of their age. this is going to destroy the class.

>>171090215
Add me: westparker. I'll be on in 2 minutes.

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>>171090670
>this is going to destroy the class

remember me?

>>171089765
is this real?

>>171091012
this obviously still kinda falls under "luxury car" as the mercedes it's based off of is from the 50s whereas these two cars are from ~30-40 years later

to have these two former super cars do anything short of demolish that car would be plain inaccurate

How much cash / hour can you grind these days? I kind of want to reinstall for that rocket car but last time I played I spent the last of my money on a tron bike

>>171092676
by all means don't buy the rocket car; just do these special vehicle races; you'll be just as happy

>>171092676
I'n making about 250k/hr selling cars. The rocket voltic is shit tho, might as well do a couple special races with it to scratch that itch

>>171093457
I heard they added some new car stuff for CEOs. Is that shit soloable?

>>171089757
Almost everyone that's online a lot

>>171093527
Easily, might wanna look for an empty public server or a friendly server with /gtag/ players. You'll need a vehicle warehouse though, which is gonna set you back quite a bit

>>171093527
if you're referring to I/E then yes, completely soloable. if you're referring to special vehicle missions, you need at least one other person to do those. if you're referring to the vip work that comes with each special vehicle, then everything except the one with the ramp buggy/blazer aqua can be completed solo

>parachute mission
>weapons enabled
>wait until everybody else has jumped
>fly behind and kill everyone

>>171093826
You don't want to do the Export missions in an empty server. Trust me.

>>171094865
Explain.

>>171095271
Most players don't give a shit about Vehicle Cargo, and those that do will usually try to shoot you (and they are invariably bad shots) instead of using explosives or aircraft, since you get nothing from destroying it. If you sell a vehicle in an empty server, the AI will come after you, and they are nasty fuckers.

>>171095271
Trust me.

>>171095914
>If you sell a vehicle in an empty server, the AI will come after you, and they are nasty fuckers
Cargobobs, they won't randomly release the vehicle on an empty server.

>>171095914
>store the car somewhere safe
>get out and kill the AIs
What's the problem?
Also, you're underestimating how many shitters can appear in a public session.

>>171095914
>AI
Either use Cargobobs (which won't lag out and drop their cargo on empty sessions) or park the car a bit off the road and kill the 4 waves coming after you. The La Mesa warehouse has a rather nice place to do that near it.

>>171095993
>>171096042
Trust me ;)

>>171095993
Yes, because someone just starting out with vehicle cargo definitely has 1.8 million lying around.

>>171096042
I've been selling cars in public sessions ever since I started with vehicle cargo, and I've lost less than 10. The vast majority of times noone comes after me.

>buy 60 car office garage ~a month ago when it was discounted
>don't play for a while
>the fucking garage is gone
FUCKING ROCKSTAR STOP FUCKING ME YOU GODDAMN NIGGERS FUCKKKK

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>>171096270
Be careful with where you park the car. The NPCs have a tencendy to ram into it before getting out to shoot at you and helicopters tend to hover over it so they can drop down on top of it when you take them out

>>171096423
It's not about the loss, really, it's the damage that worrying.
But yeah, most of the time, shitters can't even catch you if you drive well enough and avoid them.
The most annoying thing are the shitters with Hydras. They don't care about the profit from stealing your car, they just care about destroying you and making you angry.

>>171082693
are those really the cars as they are going to be released on the upcoming weeks?
lmao if i was lamborghini or ferrari i'd be phoning my lawyers asap

>>171096473
Shooting a helicopter's tail rotor off usually makes them move while crashing

>>171096423
I've been selling cars in empty sessions ever since I started with vehicle cargo, and I've lost literally no sales. The majority I sell for the full price with no damage. the only time any of my cars get damaged is when I get impatient and wind up crashing into something. You're trying to ruse the fresh meat into wasting his time and money on shitters.

>>171096473
>cargobob mission
>put the car on the beach because fuck, Roosevelt Valor is one heavy piece of shit
>kill all the helis
>one heli fell near the car
>check the car, no visible damage
>repair cost: $34.000
FUCK.

>>171096959
I'm telling the truth here. Are Europeans more civilized than burgers or something?

>>171096423
>The vast majority of times noone comes after me.
How frequently do you sell with other crew members around, and what is your level?

>>171097021
I don't even bother with the cargobob sources. They're not worth the time or effort.

>>171097172
Sessions in Europe either have people ignoring you while you do CEO / MC work or (mostly russian) squeakers in their Hydras trying to blow everyone up. It's very rare the someone actively tries to steal your I/E car.

>>171097201
He doesn't sell. He's just a hydrashitter trying to make more easy targets for himself.

>>171097293
in the early days of I/E i used to actively try to steal everyone's car, having a 50% chance of successfully stealing it. if i couldn't i just took a dump on them after they delivered it. dayum it was fun as fuck when you actually stole one. it's called grand theft auto not grand purchase auto.

gonna try 'n steal some shit right now

>>171097293
European, literally bothered one single time.
>standing on corner of street
>guy is coming right towards me with car
>shoot him out of it
>only option available was police station
>got 5k for ruining someone's sale
Woah.

>>171096423
I get chased ALL the fucking time in publics, it's rare that they get me, but they'll end up causing 5+k damage regardless

>>171097474
Someone stole my car one time, and I caught up to him and did 34k worth of damage to that car. Someone ended up garaging it. Not the original guy that stole it from me, though, since I griefed him until he left the lobby.

>>171097350
I don't even own a Hydra. Judging from the responses when I said I was european, I guess burgers are just mentally inferior.

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>>171096940
>>171097021
Sometimes when explosions happen fire begins to spread. If the fire spreads to under the sourced vehicle its damage racks up really quickly

Can you still transfer saves from ps4 to pc?

>>171097998
Yes. You just can't transfer from PS3 to PS4 or PC

>>171097863
I forgot that the car literally bursts into flames 10 seconds later.

>>171098183
I tend to throw grenades at cars that have 6k+ damage while sourcing

>>171098183
Then you might have gotten a connection error. That instantly brings your car up to 34k damage, sets it on fire and explodes it shortly after.

>>171098127
Oh ok good thanks

>internet is shit
>update takes 5 hours to download and install
Fuck you, cumcast.

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PSA for solo Import/Export players using Cargobobs:
You can take a Cargobob from any helipad and make the game think you own it by landing it at your office using the right directional button. Congratulations, you can now use the Cargobob you've acquired to export cars safely and the game won't despawn it when you enter your vehicle warehouse.

>>171083250
This is the most autistic thing I have read all day

Are the hacker bros that shoot money still a thing or have they cracked down on hackers?

>>171099330
those people are long gone

>>171100305
My eyes suddenly hurt :/

>>171099689
that ruiner blew itself up for being too ugly

>>171100425
what is with you and hating ruiners

>im downloading gta 5 again
>this is the 3rd time ive beaten the game

why is this game so comfy?

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>>171100909
Zoom in on that ass
ENHANCE

>>171075342
the leader is white, but he has a black cock.

he also loves homosexuals homosexually.

>>171101114
somebody should make a shooting stars music video with the new race tracks.

>>171083021
I got the two most profitable ones, coke and meth. Got all upgrades immediately. Never steal supplies, I always buy. Made me a nice profit so far, only had it for 3 weeks. I've already earned back the cost of the factories + all upgrades.

>actually working for your GTA monies
>not just cheating your GTA monies

ha

>>171078570
>Turismo classic
>not X40
It's the Dukes all over again. Even the Faggio had its name changed ffs

Special Vehicle races would be bearable if the cars weren't so awful to drive

>>171102847
>>171102980
>>171103143
>>171103826
xD

>>171103826
wasnt aralich the guy who bought a dildo?

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>>171103826
shorts don't need no 'splosions

At what time usually gtag crew gathers? Feels like I never found the gtag sessions because I'm literally 11 hours earlier than America.

Which (classic) muscle car to get for cruising around town?
Considering the Casco, the Nightshade and the Mamba right now.

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>The window you can't see out of has defrosters
>The windows you see out of don't

????

>>171105385
All the top memelords are yanks so you have to come on in the middle of the night euro time

>>171105391
I will always be suspicious in your garage now

>>171106862
Casco

>>171106862
Blackfin

>>171106862
they're all nice cars, but I don't really consider the casco a muscle car at all

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>it's a brazilian asking for hacked money episode

>>171106862

Depends what you want. Casco and Mamba aren't muscle cars.

Nightshade and Mamba are both very slippy cars and you aren't going to have a lot of fun with them unless you have a controller. I love them all personally, but what kind of ride do you want?

>>171107876
I like how the Blackfin looks, but it handles like shit
>>171108138
Guess I could broaden it to classic/muscle classic/muscle

>>171108557
I've driven a Mamba and yeah it's quite hard to keep under control.
It's mostly gonna be used to cruise to mission objectives and all that, where speed isn't too important

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Hate to interject but I've got the best ride in this thread. Don't mind me.

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>>171109795
>the NASCARs in VC

>>171108743

Can't go wrong with a Dukes or Stallion, if you have those open to you.

If not, a Sabre is a good free option, or buy a Tampa.

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>>171109795
>100%ing VC on mobile

Impressive

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>the infernus classic is based on a younger vehicle than the infernus

>>171110563
u wot

>>171110885
the countach predates the diablo.

>>171110965
GTAV's infernus isn't a countach.

>>171110965


wtf r u on about m8

>>171110965
There might be design cues from the Countach, but no way in hell it's the Countach. It doesn't even remotely have the body style of a Countach.

>>171111060
sure it is

>>171111162
Well alright, I guess you win this time.

I've been playing for 3 weeks now. Finally got an offfice and vehicle warehouse and lm kinda getting fucked off.
Everything is a shit show and things going wrong for fucking silly reasons doesnt amuse me anymore. This game would be so much more fun with friends

>>171110563
>>171110885
>>171110965
>>171111060
>>171111162
>>171111214
gg very convinced, thanks anons, I should've known better

>>171111325

>An online game would be more fun with friends

You don't say...

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>>171111373

>>171111414

Why don't you tell us which part of the Infernus is from a Countach?

>>171111561
nice quoting there you autistic faggot

>>171111325
>This game would be so much more fun with friends

that's why you should join the discord server, I can pretend to laugh at your shitting jokes no problem

>>171110508
>that song
>that video
>that girl dancing

>Modding a car to sell it through export
>Connection to the server has been lost
>Car gone, 20k gone, public server with passive players gone
ROCKSTAAAAAAARRRRR

>Have a full warehouse
>Waiting for friends to get on for a sale
>BOSS WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
>Head straight to warehouse and murder everyone in under a minute
>BOSS WE LOST A BUNCH OF SHIT
>20 crates gone in under a minute despite no vehicles escaping

Rockstar is such a fucking faggot jew company it's not even fucking funny.

What's the point of having me go over and defend it if we lose shit anyway? God fucking damn the whole system is so retarded.

>>171113617
>doing crates
>current year

>>171113740

>haha it's okay if it's retarded because they came out with something new xD

>>171114301
Welcome to the past 3 years dude

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>>171113617

Protip: dont do crates

>>171113617
wow, on top of everything else that makes crates awful you cratefags have to deal with raids too?

>>171114946
>>171115169

>Back when crates where the best way to make money
>Stop playing with a half-full warehouse
>"Welp might as well finish it off one last time"
>Eternally branded a retard

Thanks Rockstar.

>>171115430
the best part is that your office is permanently trashed.

I/E work doesn't litter your warehouse with money or anything else whatsoever.

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>when you go into a lobby and there's 6 jet shitters duking it out and you have a nice, comfy view of their cancer from the comfort of your maze bank office
>and then king of carrot flowers comes on on spotify

>>171115668

That shit pisses me off so much. Why couldn't it be something more tasteful?

>Do art supplies, get a new painting on your wall
>Instead they're just stacked on the floor
>Do tobacco & alcohol, get a nice expensive bottle of wine or box of cigars
>Instead you get crates of pleb cigarettes
>Do animal products, get a nice bear skin rug
>Instead you get a bundle of antlers on your floor
>Do a sale, get a briefcase of money on your desk
>Okay you can get that, but you also have to carpet the whole office in loose bills

Just what the fuck were they thinking with this shit?

>>171115998
They weren't

They never do.

>>171115998
catering to 13-year-olds who watch rap music videos and want money lying on the floor

Is there an option for the Infernus Classic to add a bodykit to it to make it alteast resemble a Countach?

>>171116197

I quite like my floor trash, the bills were fine to a point, now it just looks stupid

Not spending my hard earned sheckles on a safe either, ahh well

>>171116552
I'd hate to see your house desu.

The safe doesn't matter. It's still going to be all over your floor

>>171116663

My irl house is trash free but I see the another anons point about trading in the shit tier cash for nicer things like cigars etc

Safe doesnt affect floor cash? Well whats the fucking point in it then?!

>>171116808
nothing at all.

>>171116548
>making a Diablo resemble a Countach

>>171115668
>permanently
It starts disappearing once you completely stop doing crates while still playing the game. Not all at once, but with time.

>>171117173
No, it doesn't. It disappears according to the amount of money you have.

>>171096897

Because after Nero was released, Bugatti did? It doesn't have the branding and has enough diffrences.

>>171096897
>GTA has had semi or completely accurate cars with parody names for years
>suddenly they need to sue because J* releases a couple of their older vehicles with parody names

Porsche were more likely to sue, for christ's sake

>>171118176
The Neros look better than Chiron and Vision GT though

>>171110965
The Infernus based primarily on a Pagani Zonda you utter mong

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>Adder gets the Nero
>Tons of new Lamborghinis
>Barely any worthwhile Ferraris, but we get the goddam Bestia
>No love at all for the Koenigsegg

New version of the Entity when?

>>171119035
what is that shitty looking car

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fuckin when

>>171119449
gtaVI

>>171119035
I know right? I dislike how the Entity looks in-game and I'd really like if they added a new Koenigsegg that looked a bit more decent.

>>171119449
Hope never

>>171119447
That's Entity XF one of the best Super cars in GTA V

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>when your fellow associate doesn't realize it'll go faster if you use the buzzard

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NPCs are blind

>>171119719
Surprised we got yet another McLaren F1 derivative instead of something based off the Regera honestly.

>>171091725
But that car already demolishes the class. The Stirling GT is the ONLY viable Sports Classics car in most races. only really really straight highway races and shit could the Z-type compete.

And hell, before that, the Z-type was pretty dominant in Sports Classics races, other things could compete, but the Z-type had always been the best.

Now, assuming the Turismo and Infernus Classics are both good and balanced compared to each other, Sports Classics will actually have two vehicles to chose from, not just one.

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>>171120532
>when the rest of the org piles into the Buzzard and you beat them there in a land vehicle

>>171120532
why would you wreck his bike? rude.jpg

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>>171113515
Just send R* a ticket with proof, they'll give it back.

>>171119449
If you want clones of shitty coupes the game already has the penumbra and prairie.

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some hacker teleported me and fed me with money bags, what should i do to prevent ban?

>>171122489
Oh, thanks anon, I'll do that

>>171123387
dont deposit it in your bank, dont brag about it

>>171123387
Send a ticket explaining the situation and asking for the hacked money to be removed

>>171123387
Carpet bomb Edinburgh

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wat

>>171123572
>>171123573
thanks

>>171124197
elevator gap

>>171121429
Seeing the F/X40 being put into a slow class kinda makes me wonder how slow it'll be

What happens If I disconnect when I see that my deposit is being attacked? Will I just bypass it and lose nothing? Does it also work with MC factories?

>>171123572
Does that actually work?

>>171125721
No, Rockstar can still see the money, it makes no difference to them
>>171123572
Stop fucking posting this myth

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>>171123207
I want a hatchback and I want it to be mid tier.

Gimme this.

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>Bully with GTAG
>Inevitably turns into sniper duels

>>171106862
The mamba is my favorite car in the game to drive, but it's not for everyone. It's a very difficult beast to tame.

invite to crew please
louie904

>>171126808
>try to bully with GTAG
>everyone leaves the area and I get brutally gang raped by a well coordinated team of shitters

Thanks for nothing, faggots

>>171126863
forgot to type pc

>>171119447
what is that shitty sounding opinion

>>171126808
>Inevitably turns into sniper duels
Blame this game's shitty PVP

>>171124428
>slow class
A lot of the sports classics cars are pretty zippy. They main thing holding most of them back is not having spoilers, which the two Classics do.

>>171127147
thats what the shitter cars are for right
you just drive up on a sniper

>>171126808
>kill random
>he respawns
>kill random
>kill random
>he respawns futher away
>kill random
>he respawns even further away

what do you expect

>>171127360
You either get blown up by a rocket or your face blown off by sniper fire.

>>171127360
>drive up on a sniper
>shitter pulls out an explosive to oneshot you with an insta kill AoE attack or uses the minigun if you have an explosion proof car
Nah. This game's PvP is shit and is only good for bullying

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You guys remember GTAIV's PVP before TBoGT? You remember when we didn't have high powered military vehicles at the push of a button?

Is it safe to use something like a mod menu inside heists or stuff like that? Or just fuck it never use it.

I was thinking about using one in an empty public session to tp around and do missions faster - but in the same time I don't want to risk getting banned.

>>171100971
Vice City is comfier

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>>171127795
>24/7 deathmatch near airport because the buzzard spawns there

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>>171126808
>Bully with GTAG
>Inevitably turns into sniper duels
>Let everyone else handle the sniping and play whack-a-mole with the rocket voltic

>>171128217
This isn't GTA IV

>>171128217
>>171128645
NVM I'm retarded, didn't see tagged post

Sabre custom worth a buy?

>>171129407
Very good for races if you're talking about performance. Someone can probably show you the customization but it gets a lot of lowrider mods you'd expect

>>171086367
>checks how much money was made for crates
>15mill
didnt even have to touch meme standard with randumbz,because if i did it would take even more time i spent for crates
thats how you do business mah nigga

>more Cunning Stunts shit
>instead of actual original content
FUCKING YOU KEKSTAR

>>171096473
>so much effort for a shitty low tier car just to fill your warehouse
>meanwhile,you can source super car and its a "get parked vehicle and deliver it to warehouse without any bs ai" mission
and they even have balls to write that the more expensive car you source,the harder mission you get,fucking jewstar

>>171130000
>15m from crates

Shit, that must have taken forever. Crates are terrible.

hoo boy, gta sure is a fun game.

>>171129407
if you're going for a muscle car look, just keep it stock

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>tfw we can't have rainbow painted Infernus Classics

>>171123387
don't mention the money, don't worry about reporting it

t. been given tens of millions of hackerbux over my time playing GTA and havent been banned or warned

>>171113617
nigger just change session if that happens, crates are so basic you don't even have to alt+f4 to avoid most of these problems

>>171130332
yeah,it did take some time
but i was mostly doing other fun stuff and occasionally did 2-3 crate missions every time i logged in game
also,abused the fuck out of 50% and 25% deals they had during holidays,i didnt even have to fill up completely

>>171127002
Don't be a faggot and people are gonna help you
>>171128050
They're not safe, every menu can call the wrong native function and result in an instant ban, it's pretty much RNG

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>>171129407

Most def. I'm pretty sure it's the fastest muscle car and the ghetto fabulous lowrider shit is optional.

>>171130621
>ywn fag bash tasteless gay boys for having ghastly rainbow paint jobs

>>171131879
It was a 90s thing; I can't explain it.

>>171131859
>Most def. I'm pretty sure it's the fastest muscle car and the ghetto fabulous lowrider shit is optional.
the dominator racecar is a bit faster in a straight line and can be faster overall but is way harder to control

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>>171130853
>tfw made $15M from crates in one day just by selling during Christmas

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>>171132473
noice
have some tea

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>man playing as woman character

why

>>171119035
rocktar leaker guy said there's a reggera coming soon

>>171132816
because ywnbethelittlegirl

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>>171132816
thats one thing, but
>the guys who orbit the actual female members of our community
stop chasing e-pussy.

Any idea which of the new cars have downforce?

>>171133813
apparently the GP1 does

>>171132816
Because I don't make self-inserts.

>>171133813
GP1 and the Ruston, neither have enough to be worth it.

>http://pastebin.com/YkzuFgs7

>>171134279
>if your character is the same gender as you, its a self-insert

>>171134279
What is your train of thought?

what are some of the best cars to buy right now?

>>171134852
tempesta

>Found my old Los Santos map that came with the 360 version
Anyone else still have theirs?
Anyone actually use the blacklight trick with it?

>>171134852
Nero

>>171134852
zentorno

>>171134320
So stat-wise both cars are better than the Stirling GT (by how much?), with the Turismo being slightly better than the Infernus overall?

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>>171135415
>somebody is still picking memetorno over pro20 or kewllio-siris
get that shit outta here,its days are long gone

>>171133789
I will have my head inbetween those heavily muscled thighs, and you cannot stop me.

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>>171135678
no contest

>>171135448
Looks like, it's not the full story but just going by stats they should be pretty dominant.

>>171134407
Not necessarily, but if they're not a self-insert, there's no reason not to play a female character either. I make a pretty even mix of both in games, my first two characters in GTA:O were both males, but my third and final character was female.

>>171134671
I just try and come up with an interesting character. My main GTA:O character is actually based off of a character in a book I've been writing on and off.

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>>171135649
>Zenny
>not competitive

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>>171132816
To get apartment invites and have horn-honking weirdos pull up in their most expensive supers.

>>171136093

>female characters
>interesting

kek

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>>171136426
from all the scrubs i destroyed with t20,i say zentorno is as competative as taking faggio to a rocket voltic race

>>171135649
The Zentorno is still great if you know how to drive

>>171135649
>get that shit outta here,its days are long gone


zentorno's faster than both of those cars

best all rounder

>>171136738
its better those people were shit senpai

Okay so the tempesta or the t20? Which one has better value? Or I'm down for another suggestion too

>>171136093
that's a p creative excuse i'll give you that cunt, but you are still liable to face prejudice for your decision as female characters are known to draw more attention

>>171137012
T20 is faster but Tempesta is an amazing all around car

>>171136751
>>171136767
>>171136869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JzU6lrasy0
kinda proves my point here
and for corners-depends on how good you are at handling them

So what do you guys value more? Aesthetics or performance?

>>171137621
>drag racing

the zent is better cba linking the broughy vid

>>171137893
buy one for freeroam and one for racing

>>171137621
>Drag races
But since we're flinging youtube videos around:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0wpd06NaPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khokApmF414

tl;dr: If you can drive the Zenny wrecks everything but the Tempesta and the RE-7B on a circuit.

>>171137401
What about the T80? Or is it just overpriced

>>171137893
aesthetics all the way

>>171137893
Performance is kinda pointless in a game with retarded vehicle classes and equally retarded drivers, I just drive what I like

>>171137621
>>171138085
Do you mean the X80?

>>171138450
yeah the 2.7mil car, my bad

>>171138532
It's good but I wouldn't recommend it.

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>>171136475
Funny you mention this image. Go into director mode as one of the big boobed bikini girls and head to Grove Street. The ballas will cat call you over and over. I think my favorite was "How 'bout you put some lipstick on muh dipstick?"

They don't actually do the same for female player characters, I guess they were worried someone would complain.

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>>171138070
>tfw t20 was fastest car when it was released and now its on 13th place for supers
time flies too fast huh

>>171131707
>don't be a faggot
>in GTAG

haha good 1 m8

>>171138772
>They don't actually do the same for female player characters
>female

The Ballas have probably seen enough hookers getting fucked in a black rumpo by a mystery mute with tits to know what's up.

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>"You won't be able to drive this one out of-"

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>when you park your car in a bad part of town

>>171140761
>NO PARKING

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>needing a ruiner2k to win a ruiner2k race
git gud

actual content update when

>>171133035
Overflod will get a new car!?#?!?

>>171141307
>copying screenshots straight from reddit

>>171141307
>*hits the first barrier*

>>171137079
I play almost exclusively in solo lobbies

>>171140986
>Tow truck breaks down.
>They start towing your car piece by piece.

>>171124197
>2017
>still using wall breaches

>>171143407
I spawned like that when I entered the session

HEY YOU ARE MY DUDE RIGHT

>>171143639
FOR SURE

>>171143639
MY NEW WEBSITE COVERS ALL THREE OF MY CAREERS

>>171140082
What is scissoring?

>>171143925

What is anatomy?

>>171143925
>Scissoring in the front seat of a car.

>>171144320
I think you should be more

Flexible

>>171130745
this

>>171144425
I can't be flexible I have massive balls.

>>171124197
>this is not my beautiful assistant
>same as it ever was

>>171144587
never stopped gymnasts