/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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post your favorite map RIGHT NOW!!!

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>>171694803
Or Foundry. Both are equally comfy

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>>171694803

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>>171694803
tie between baddiewater/process/sunshine

>>171694803
Harvest.

>>171694803
pl_dustbowl
it's like dustbowl but with a payload cart and all the good spots aren't patched out

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>>171694803
i also like koth_probed

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>>171694803
Forever and always

>>171695972
That map was great when the scottish resistance first came out

>>171695972
man I wish first stage of this wasn't so garbage

>>171695972
>tfw camping first point as BLU engine on last
>tfw ur team thanks you for it

>>171696051
what do you mean
scottish resistence is garbage
ive only been killed once by it

>>171694803
you already did
i like product and badlands a bunch too

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>>171694803

>>171695972
Fuck the 3nd stage

>people like payload maps

How's highlander going?

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>>171694803
Any map with snow, I really like actually. There's just something about it that makes it comfy to play on.

>>171697079
Better than 6v6 imo

>>171697079
payload is fun
highlander is fun
i play video games to have fun

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>>171694803
sometimes you just need a little less gun

>>171695448
Please stop posting this, you'll rile up the mods/janitor.

where are the SKINS
VALVE
I NEED NEW WEAPON SKINS, AND GOOD ONES TOO

i honestly can't imagine how people find payload fun at all
to me it just seems like a spamfest with all the problems 5cp has but worse and a cart that makes you win slower

>>171698886
use directx 80
i get 20% more frames with it

>>171699202
It's spam chokepoints to win: the game mode. It's also way too easy to do well as any class on Payload.

>That one engineer who only has a level 1 with no tele or dispenser up by the end of setup time

>>171699581
>He's wearing three unusuals and has a Strange pro ks widowmaker too

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>>171694803
best map coming through

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>>171698886
>there's rumored to be skins for non-stock weapons
>mfw more black boxes

>people care about skins
lmao it's just a texture

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>>171699929
>tfw it'll give it a white reskin.

>>171700341
Hats are just a virtual model. People just put value into certain things, skins being one of them.

Honestly, some skins are alright, I wouldn't mind having them. They're just a pain in the ass to sell when you don't want them anymore. So I just run weps without skins.

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>>171694803
unironically

>>171700748
this desu, except by the time skinned weapons dropped I had already gotten the full carbonado collection, and while some skins are pretty neato, I'm not gonna shell out an extra key per gun so I can keep my 9k numbers, not to mention I've already gotten my current set tricked out with strange parts and a spell or two

>>171700975
5cp_well is pretty enjoyable desu

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I may use a small cheer up.

>>171699202
>i honestly can't imagine how people find payload fun at all
Free goalpost = all classes are viable on both teams up to a degree.
>a cart that makes you win slower
Not if a pocket is pushing forward instead of staying on cart.

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>>171700748
>tfw your favourite weapon is looks and sounds perfect and doesn't need no shitty reskins

>>171695335

demo looks stupid without his armor and hat

>>171701401
its not gonna get any anyways, copyright stuff

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>>171701401
>tfw a strange one is 6 keys

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What the fuck?

>>171700748
i like customizing in all games. its fun to look cool while you frag. the grading thing is so annoying though, cus anything other than factory new or maybe minimal wear is just garbage.
likewise i dont like most unusual hats cus they're just gaudy. it has to be a fitting effect. some like sunbeams or burning are generic enough to fit whatever.

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>>171701680
so far its the only strange I feel like keeping with me forever.

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>>171701680
>not having a strange

what are you, poor

>>171701893
this and the loose cannon
I also kind of miss my first strange scattergun from 2011, sold it when it had something like 16k kills

>>171701680
I cant wait for it to get put in a normal crate like with the kritzkreig.

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>>171694803
Snowycoast was already posted so here, probed is also bretty gud desu desu

>>171696483
Fuck you kid ScoRes a best

wtf you cant m1m2 with it
its shit

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>>171700458
>no Genuine orange-coloured Black Box for people who got TF2 from the Orange Box

I wouldn't use it anyway cause the black box is shit but it'd be cool

>equip scores
>lose every 1v1 ever

>>171703673
>Going into 1v1s with a weapon clearly designed for sieging or heavy defence
It's like you intentionally put yourself into shit situations to prove your point

me and my pals were gonna play in that custom server that was posted here a bit ago. the IP is 72.5.102.34:27015 for anyone interested in joining.

>Equip rocket jumper, gunboats and pain train
wtf i can't kill anything this class is complete shit

>>171703673
>he's trying to M1M2 the scores

Put traps up, hit pipes, force people into your traps and punish them when they go there on their own.

>>171667504
ey thanks guy that's cool with a capital K

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>>171701680
is this the part where we point and laugh?

>>171703990
>nine whole people
More people than I've seen on that server so far.

>>171706397
>Hypno-Beam
Surely the one we're supposed to be laughing at is you.

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>>171694803
>tfw attack/defense favorite game mode
>tfw only one good map for it (Egypt is debatable)
>tfw nobody remembers or plays cp5_gorge
>tfw ctf_gorge doesn't exist

where were you when you realized soldier is just a heavy with 100 less health, an arguably worse primary and less knockback resistance

Stop trying to force this meme.

>>171706902
I gott it for cheap though, only 10 keys for every thing

whomst're you not quoting

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How the FUCK do i read .vtf files, i want to see all of my sprays.

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>>171695320
I know it's you.

>>171707313
Download VTFEdit?

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>>171707917
hey thanks dude, give me a little bit and ill upload a imgur album

>>171709015
How much of it is furry and/or porn?

>>171709145
>tf2 spray
>not furry, porn or both
It's like you're as naive as valve was back when sprays and decals were implemented

>>171709145
so far just a bunch of cringey reaction images, some porn, almost no furry. But im only about a quarter of the way through though.

engineer secondary that's just engineer holding a minisentry y/n

>>171709474
Is this why CSGO isn't getting custom sprays ever?

>>171710459
So...the pistol?

>>171710459
-25 hp
-cannot build sentries

maybe

>>171710540
he should have more health if he can't actually build a sentry since those are replaceable but then it would just feel like a heavy with autoaim

>>171707762
Of course it's me. That's from the pro version of rc3, all of my eventual fixes and wizardry on the floorplan of rc3, plus a ring

>>171710908
It's supposed to counteract the gunslinger health, I assume.

>>171710171
H*CK, PROBLEM. how do i convert the vtf files into something like jpg or png?

>>171712897
you get vtfedit and you Extract them like a good little boy

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Are there any new jewtubers who make long comfy videos like ster or jerma's old late night live commentaries? I'm bored and want something to watch

>Team being shut down by spam classes and a pyro at Baddiewater second
>Only one soldier and one demo(me) on our team
>Only medic doesn't heal either and continues to rush the front lines with a w+m1 shitter pyro every time
>Instead of also converting to power classes or at least going heavy to shut down bombing soldiers they all go sniper/spy/scout
Worst gamemode, tbqh.

>>171713080
Krunchynaut has a real smooth voice. Not much commentaries though. Just a few.

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>>171713292
>bad class picks and clueless players
>it's the gamemode

>spend hours playing matchmaking
>level up
>still playing against brazilian retards

>>171710908

Might as well play pyro at that point.

>>171713892
There's just something about baddiewater that brings out the worst in people, almost as much as 2fort.

ded

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>>171713925
>playing mm

>>171717306
literally who

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Paulsen is the sexiest furry in competitive TF2
woof woof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO3V-r-74F4

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>>171717306
http://steamcommunity.com/id/AutisticCatfish/

http://www.strawpoll.me/12581934

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:3

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>next update is gonna have more skins
>more skins means more strange clocks
>more strange clocks means more higher tier strange skins

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>>171706957
I'm turning a neglected map into multistage attack/defense. So far it's pretty fun in casual.

I just need to find a good server that can learn it, play it, and abuse it repeatedly.

>>171720689
that looks really cozy
maybe post a server during alive hours tomorrow

remember romevision?

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>>171720895
its actually hydro but at nighttime

reminder hydro is the best map in the entire game and you're all too plebeian to realize it

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sure

>>171722327
I like nighttime maps and I like the hydro/powerhouse theme

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>>171720659
>the good skins will be locked behind contract drops/trade ups instead of crates
>this also means there will be no stranges of said skin
>this also mean you won't have to at least deal with the ugly stat clock on the side of said gun
conflicting.

>>171723150
i don't think anyone will fight you in saying that top shelf is the objective best minigun
like heavy is my least played class and i want one for him

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ONE OF OUR VERY OWN IS A HUGE NARG

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>>171717705
>groups

>>171723660
He's a NEET, how can he even afford $10?

>>171723715
by mooching off of his parents so he can spend money on video games, what a loser right

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clips twitch tv/BloodyPerfectRedpandaTooSpicy

>koth_badlands
>add spire, trash and balcony back
>spawn exits to trash and balcony
>mid replaced by a flag
>win condition is to cap the enemy spire while holding the flag

it's like sd but on a decent map and with attack and defense instead of tdm

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Did I go too far?
My goal was to annoy people at first, but now I'm $20 in.
People are pocketing me and calling me she now.
What do I do.
What hat should I buy for it.

>>171725107
is the head prize compatible with the pony head? if yes then get a lime one (for variation) and put it on

>>171725107
pink banana hat
go all in

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which

>>171725602
Head Prize.

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THERES NO NEED TO STOP THERE

>>171725602
Banana, definitely.
I'll buy a card tomorrow.

>>171725602
boanaon

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>>171725602
I think these are your best options
But if you go for the Merryweather, Burning Bandana or Madam Dixie you must get it in a low tier unusual

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>>171725107
Pink Rail Spikes for Punk.
Wraith Wrap/Pyromancer's Hood for Edge.
Pink Hottie's Hoodie for back mask completion
Triclops for Nightmare Fuel
Cockfigher (lilly) for girly girl

>>171725602
I still say pink banana, effbois will get annoyed by it

>>171725602
Brutal bouffant. If you're gonna make a fempyro, it's a necessity.

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>>171725602

>>171725773
Hmm I really like Lily too.

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Finally a reason to post my pyro

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i guess we're posting pyros

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my pyro is the cutest though

>>171725602
>>171725773
>>171725905
I'm just gonna get all of these. (Banana, Cockfighter, Bouffant.)

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No mine

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>>171725107
>>171725602
>>171725724
>>171725754
>>171725773
>>171725905

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>>171726253

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Wanderer-approved pyro.

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i guess we're posting my sniper

>>171726546
>Playing sniper
>Tfw haven't spent a cent on sniper and just gave him whatever all class cosmetics I have.

Ahh..it's like neglecting a kid.

>>171725939
Bad
>>171726058
Bad
>>171726132
Bad
>>171726207
I can't load webms but Bad
>>171726209
Bad
>>171726520
Bad
>>171726546
Can't even set things on fire so Bad

>>171725905
what the heck, i want a combustible cutie now

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>>171726660
Thanks but I don't care for your opinion, my man.

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I spent over $300 on this loadout that I started around 2years ago. Please tell me it's pretty.

>>171726835
Why are you hiding your names?

>>171726835
dude there's a fish on your head

>>171726606
that was me back when i was poorer
i was going with a sort of christmas theme so i had a rather festive tree, a smissmas wreathe pin and a reindoonicorn. i don't think i even had my unique festive rifle back then.

>>171726835
You could have bought a real fish and gold plated axe for $300 dollars.

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>>171726520
nice to see you settled on a pyro set, you'll find that you dont need eyes to see how shitty the enemy team can get.

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>>171727345
Now both my soldier and pyros can be fierce blind warriors.

>>171726835
Yeah, it's pretty. Pretty UGLY!

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>>171727502
ebin

Reminder that ster is shit and FUNKe is better.

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punchy please off yourself
your not funny, you never were
just
please
go away
back
to
reddit or facepunch
or where ever it is you fag around
bitch

>>171727743
>shitty cunt girl who feels forced in half his videos
>mains heavy
yeah no thanks

>>171727743
funke is like old jaded ster who's seen everything since the beginning of tf2, but hasn't been around long enough to really substantiate that vibe

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Wasted $25 on a new set for my pyro and gave in to the orange jew, ama.

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Do you guys like my hat?

>>171728073
May I see how it looks on your pyro

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>>171728174

>>171728260
R.S.T.T.

>>171728260
Looks terrible

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>>171702271
>no pro ks
>not even regular ks
>calling someone else poor

>>171728602
wat

>>171728764
random shit thrown together

>>171726835
Sole Mate is hilariously overpriced. It's not even a good hat, why did it so expensive?

>>171728260
>Distinct lack of hue meme on all the cosmetics.
>Not using after eight, the superior black color.
>Winter head but business torso and casual legs.
>No comprehendable theme other than it being black.

I dunno my man, keep the suit but ditch the rest and redo your pyro. I'm not liking it as it is right now.

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Iunno how much I spent on my Pyro

150 Keys on the GE Mask. Prolly $270
I think it was 72 for the PE Attendant. Let's say $130
I forgot how much the Flamethrower was back in the day. Maybe 20 Keys. So let's say $36
Detonator Chem Set cost me $12
Gen Maul cost $3

Pro Flame Thrower Kit was $26
Pro Det Kit was free, apparently. Dropped from MvM
Pro Maul Fab cost $0.50

Guess I spent a little less than $500 for my Pyro Loadout

>>171729146
Most human looking head, most business pants and shirt.

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Remember all those old items that have completely lost their value? Bill's Hat, Earbuds, The Essential Accessories, The Treasure Hat, The Summer Shades, The Ebenezer, and The Lumbricus Lid are all so cheap. Most are worth less than a key.

So WHY THE HECK IS MAX'S SEVERED HEAD STILL $50!?

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Memes

I rate all your loadouts

they're all shit

they're all shit just tossed together

fuck your pixels

/thread

>>171729386
Hey, now. They used to be 30+ Keys

Now it's fucking 18

>>171729120
it was one of the first strange + unusual hats.

>mfw I bought a GEP account
>earbuds
>30 FUCKING DOLLARS
>down the drain

>>171729538
sounds like you got a bad review cause of your shit taste

>tfw to intelligent to post loadout

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Since people are posting pyros, why not

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What do you guys think of my loadout?

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>>171731440
i like it
weird effect for sniper

>>171729341
protip: it doesn't matter how "business" the pants look, they're still being worm with a bright, primary colour top.

>>171729227
all that and it still looks like shit

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>>171732070
Little known fact that uh... fuck you.

>>171731440
dead of night doesn't fit the theme but it doesn't clash with it either.

>>171731440
It's one of your least disgusting loadouts of all time.

>>171732225
Couldn't find anything else that looked like a cowboy jacket. Any suggestions?

>>171733050
Thank you, that really means a lot to me.

>>171731743
How is it weird?

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>mfw grill gamer with pink obnoxious cosmetics and aussie medigun starts pocket me

It was a good game. We hitted godlike killstreak multiple times.

>>171733192
Birdman of Australiacatraz
every gay cowboy wears that

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Chack

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where is this snake going?

>>171733791
she is going to GO CAP THE POINT, MAGGOT

>>171733791
お天気のいい日はスクーターでドライブよね

It's a nice day to drive a scooter, ya know.

Are the head prize users furries or that's just a meme?

>>171734327
both

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http://tf2r.com/ktcov3h.html

>>171734346
Is it just Wanderer whose not allowed?

>>171734727
Yes

How much of an annoying cunt can i be if i go for the lime tossle, fast learner essential accesories on scout? What weapons should i use to make poeple really angry?

>>171735079
why do you want to make people angry
:?

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>>171735353
I am an angry person and I get a kick out of making other poeple angery

>>171735079
stock
cleaver and sandman
and dont forget the laugh taunt

I play stock items and if i get in a shitty map such as turbine or 2fort i stickytrap the fuck out of the enemy team

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Their Team
>Cosmetic contributer with 8 items in game and 3,000 hours played
>4 ESL gold pros in a party
>Mid-tier streamer


Your Team
>(You)
>One guy with an unusual
>A bunch of F2Ps

I'm fucking sick of casual

>>171735397
Sandman + flying guillotine

>>171736832
>laugh taunt
yeah i'll vouch that it gets to me when i get killed by a scout and he laughs at me. no other class gets me with that as much as scout for some reason, i think scout's is just more genuinely vindictive. like how are you supposed to be angry if a heavy laughs, it's too boisterous and jolly.

>>171736958
>faceit.com
>tf2center.com
>mix.champ.gg

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>>171736958
>being a contributor with high hours makes you good

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>>171737049
dumping all those awful cosplays was worth it

Het guys, Pyrojoe here and this is my top 5 cheapest Soldier hats

5. Steel Shako
A pretty nice hat, good deal

4. Stout Shako
A pretty nice hat, good deal

3. Gilded Guard
A pretty nice hat, good deal

2. Tin Pot
A pretty nice hat, good deal

And finally, number 1:
1. Soldiers Slope Scopers
A pretty nice hat, good deal.

Thanks for watching, make sure you like and subscribe

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>>171737327
God fucking dammit. I hate it so much.

He's so repetitive whenever he's describing some cosmetic or unusual. It doesn't help either that he has that shitty monotone voice.

If you're gonna talk in your videos at least give more emotion in your stupid voice. This isn't reading out loud in history class. This is suppose to be a video that you actually want others to see.

Spikeymikey is the exact same fucking way. I can't tell each other apart half the time they're so dull.

>>171737112
that engineer on the far right is spot on

>>171737592
he's just making money off you
you still watch that shit
top 5, 10, whatever lists are just clickbait for ez cash

>>171736958
the worst is the spear of spies on your team that think running into a sentry and sapping it is the best method of removing it no matter how many thousands of times they die
always greeted by a wall of soldiers and a pocket medic or two with unsuals matching their boyfriends

>>171737327
TF2 - The 13 Year Old Clickbait King Of YouTube
TF2 - TROLLING TRADE SERVERS (GOLDEN PAN TRADES!!)
The Most Savage Place In The TF2 Community...

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>>171738210
it's true

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>>171728664
killstreaks are for faggots like you who get off their precious 5 kills in one life, real men instill fear in the enemy team by dominating every single one of them

specialized KS was like $5 more, I could've easily bought it but I specifically chose not to

>play demoman in a lobby
>have a blast
>everyone is communicating and having fun
why can't valve provide me with the same experience

THE WORM HAS TURNED GENTLEMEN

>>171734327
I use it and im not a furry.

>>171740028
>i-it's not like i can't do more than 4 frags in one life! i just don't need killstreak! k-kilstreak are for faggots!
git gud pal

>have full uber
>heavy runs around corner
>HIT CHARGE
>halfway through uber i look around the corner
>no one there

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>>171740898
nice strawman son

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>>171741370
>Watch this amazing screenshot of me getting domination of idiots who installed the game 10 mins ago with a medic up my ass in a casual match.

Nice job!

>>171741448
>talking shit to q3dm6
digging yourself into a deep hole there weeb

>>171741448
>moving goalposts

epeck anime grill btw

>>171741370
>rainbow ranks on blu
>silver gibuses on red
wow ur so good

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>>171741563
Don't worry someday you'll move out of casual and maybe you'll play comp, maybe even tf2center if anyone wants to play with you (probably not) !

>>171741883
cringe

>>171741448
>medic up his ass
>guy has 103 points
>both medics on blu have 50 combined

:thinking:

[ samefagging intensifies ]

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>>171741883
>"One day you'll be a good player, pssh nothing personnel kid"
>anime
These people live among us. Pure weaponized autism.

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>>171741864
>implying ranks mean anything

>>171742254
>posting another screenshot there he dominating some silver 1 star kids
remove this silly faggot out of here already

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>>171733320
What do you think now?

>>171742415
put on the bandanna and its golden

>>171742415
>clipping

shit

>ur poor
>explains why he isnt
>ur bad
>shows proof hes not
>killing in pubs lmao y-your a shitter nobody wants to play with haha s-samefag try a lobby sometimes

weebfag reasoning really makes my noggin go joggin sometimes

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>join a casual
>5 seconds left on the clock
>150xp for playing
My job here is done.

>>171743032
But killing in pubs isn't impressive at all
I'm a mediocre sniper but if it's a good day i can end the round with 6 doms and an impossible kdr
And the next round the number of deaths is triple the number of kills
Point is, being a publord is more about luck and your opponent's lack of skill than your own merit

>>171743259
>And the next round the number of deaths is triple the number of kills

So your just shit then

>>171743472
>1 second ago

fuck off dane

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>>171743472
He is /ourguy/ confirmed.

What's the best pyro loadout at this point?

>>171743558
stock
sperm shot
axtinguisher

then flank like a pro

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>>171743530

>>171743595
>sperm shot
wat

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>>171743654

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#DramaAlert

>>171743729
Who is this "Teemo" and how do we remove it from TF2?

>>171743835
Hes a Pyro main youtuber

>>171743860
>pyro main
Mystery solved, he is autistic

>>171743729
DANE BTFO

I REPEAT

DANE BTFO

PANIC SELL ALL ENGINEER ITEMS NOW

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>>171743860
>LoL character name
>pyro main
>youtuber

>>171744001
>posting Nazi propaganda
What are you doing?!>>171744001

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>>171744124
Let the Nazi propaganda begin.

how often do you report players using inappropriate language, /tf2g/? I've averaging about one per game.

>>171744219
>having chat on

lol

>>171744219
>I can't tell if this is ironic or serious

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>>171744219
>players using inappropriate language

what is the most gay class and why is it spy?

>pyro mains think they get a right to complain about anything
lmao

>>171744695
medic because healsluts

>>171744853
yes but good medics are usally alpha males

>>171744872
>Nursey
>alpha

>>171744910
exception proves the rule nerd

>>171744872
then pyro because of valves autism around the pyros gender, and all the furry pyros

Have people figured out how to execute the phlog glitch yet? I think it has something to do with the quickfix and killing your internet at the right time

>>171745031
What's the result?

>>171744934
Call me nerd one more time and I will shove my alpha medigun in your patient butthole.

>>171745031
Someone in a video said to rapid fire the taunt button after building up the meter

>>171745119
give me all the heals nerdboi

>>171745148
Sent ;)

>>171745456
:333333

How does one beg successfully

>>171745602
>yo
What's good senpai
>gimme stuff
Sure.

This lesson is complete.

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>>171743558
Depends on the purpose, here a few I use recently:
>Pybro sitter: stock FT, Shotgun, Homewrecker
Sweep projectiles for Sentry, airblast Spy when you locate him, Pellet spray him once or twice when he's mid-air.
Spray fire at corners and props; barrels, boxes, pillars, catwalks, instead of W+M1. Shotgun may be swapped for Reserve Shooter.
>Engi escort/medikit camper: stock FT, Panic Attack, Backscratcher
Stick with Engineer when they haul their lvl2-lvl3 Sentry. Panic can be swapped for a Flare for Sniper harassment.
Preferably new Sentry should be placed near at a medikit/metal spawn where you'll be comfortable to hold.
>Flank/Harassment: Degreaser, Detonator/RS, Pjack
Classic flank setup with Sniper sightlines and mobility in mind. Detonator can be used for stickies too.
Pjack is for when you are backtracking a high rise flankpath like a catwalk or can be second pocket.
>Ambush divebomber: Backburner, Scorch Shot, Axtinguisher/Third Degree
Pretty simple, drop onto people from upper floors. You can use Scorch for sending people mid-air then drop onto them.
You can swap to Degreaser if you want but I don't think slow deploying axting matters once you puff-airblast or scorchshot'd them

What does /tf2g/ think of demoknight? I rarely see him mentioned here.

>>171746004
a funny meme to play but not a funny meme to get killed by

>>171746042
I like knocking them off cliffs with my FaN

>>171745886
So normal flare gun is shit now?

>>171746004
I have more kills on my LnL or eyelander than my GL and sticky combined
It's p fun

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>>171694803
there are so many good maps its hard to pick, but im gonna go with bagel for the novelty

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>>171746992
RS is sort of better than Flare at close combat, but Flare still a valid pick when you need to annoy Snipers, Scouts, Engis and pockets from afar. Other flaregun variants can make you flarejump and destroy stickies. Meanwhile compared to Shotgun, all flareguns fall short on spiking damage on a Spy who is fire retardant by cicle or DR.
Standard Flaregun is not shit but too situational now, and other flareguns can do almost same thing with a few extras. RS broke the whole balance between them, if you have Flaregun you better think about having a planB for other Pyros and chasing Spy other than W+M1.

>>171694803
standin

if pubs are bad why is nobody posting comp/lobby scoreboards or webms

>>171748046
because organizing a lobby is a hassle

>>171748046
comp players dont care about scoreboards since they have the superior alternative, logs.tf
i would make webm but id preffer just uploading my fragdumps to youtube directly than having to make webm files to post on this mongolian teapot manufactor website

>>171748709
t. bad

Post loadouts.
6 gets a drawing.

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>>171749676

what should i name my canary, tf2g?

>>171750349
Healslut

yello birb

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>>171749676
please no bully

>>171750349
CO2 detector

I fucked up my viewmodel toggle bind, anyone has a quick one?

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Post items you've never seen anyone use

>>171700975

I enjoy well as an arena and 5cp map.

the former more than the latter.

now my favorite 5cp or arena map but up there.

It's fun as a CTF map but I'm not big on CTF.

>>171723150
it is a damn good minigun

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>>171749676

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>That tryhard that bitches about there not being enough support
>Refuses to switch to medic or engineer themselves

So let me get this straight, currently the only way to obtain spelled items is to buy them from that one kike on autpost?

>>171731068
I really want to like this hat, but I can't live with the clipping on the only other pyro misc it even remotely pairs with. It's something that should've never been in the game seeing as there's almost nothing to wear with it, nor can it be painted.

>He unironically uses the term tryhard
>Thinking the person with the most points should switch to a cuck class instead of one of the bottomfeeders

>Projects this hard
>Not realizing tryhard =/= skill and bottomfeeders love to boss around

>Still using the term tryhard to describe everyone who's better at the game than him

>RED is Reliable Excavation Demolition
>BLU is Builders League United
>despite this, BLU is the team that has to deliver a bomb and RED is the team that stacks engineers on last

did they ever explain this

>>171753136
It's a joke, ya dip.

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>tfw high level UGC player for years
>tfw I use ESP out the ass
>tfw I use the info to keep myself alive and perfect my movement
>tfw everyone thinks I am a godlike medic with an insane gamesense
>tfw no one even suspects I cheat because no one ever thinks a medic cheats

>Needing to cheat to feel good about yourself

>>171753136
It used to be the other way around, but playtesters responded better to BLU attacking and RED defending, so they kept it.

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>>171752804
>switch to support
>now there's no one to support because you were the best person on the team

>enemy soldier with 2 pockets gets not 1, not 2 but 3 crits in a fucking row

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Post nice loadouts that stays true to the tf2 artstyle instead of trying to be a snowflake.

>>171751394
please guys i completely forgot what the command is, i just need the hide/show one

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>>171749676

>>171753950
You first?

>>171754020
bind mouse3 r_drawviewmodel 0 1

I usually prefer this one tho:

bind 1 "slot1;r_drawviewmodel 0";bind 2 "slot2;r_drawviewmodel 0";bind 3 "slot3;r_drawviewmodel 1";

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>>171749676

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>>171749676

>>171754136
Thank you, i couldn't remeber what was the letter before drawviewmodel

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>>171753950

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>>171749676

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>>171749676

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>>171749676
If the post ends in 66 you have to draw him twisting his own nipples

>>171754053
a-are you sketchek?

>>171754961
That's Vibri, dear newfriend.

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>>171749676
Same rule, ending in 66 means nipple twisting

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>>171749676

>>171754909
>>171755076
There are no dubs on /vg/, newfig.

dae <3 le ebin dubs tho xP

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what other all class cosmetic should i get to finish my build

>>171755380
Brimstone.

>>171755380
stogie

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Why is this map a thing? Do you know any serbs that play it?

>>171755503
all class bitch idiottttt