/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

First Unusual?

Bubbling Hot Dogger, I think

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Mine was a molten mallard brain bucket, don't have it with me sadly.

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>it was 5 years ago

I sold it almost immediately when I realised how pointless unusuals were

first was a green confetti stout shako
first unbox was bubbling hat without a home
only unu after 80 crates :)

>>171554434
Nuts and bolts Big Country which I then traded for a bubbling whoopee cap which I kept for two years

>>171553983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ThKQxrhSU

steaming scotsman stovepipe

>>171554434
the first one i unboxed was a nuts n bolts pirate bandana.

i sold it for cheap so i could buy some video games for the winter steam sale.

no regrets

When is vibris time warp nappers raffle?

I've never had one and I'm not sure if I even want one

>>171555819
He doesn't do unusual raffles anymore.

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post cancer haha

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>EU aimbotters comes on the server and tries to call Americans bad.
>Continues to call me salty.
>Get a vac medic on my ass as heavy.
>Give him a taste of my American boot down his disgusting EUpoor throat.
>Stops talking after he dies several times.
>Says we're still salty and leaves the server.

Calls Americans bad but he's using a cheat on a video game. EU logic.

>>171556070
Why?
And why did he buy a new unusual then?

>>171556232
You sure he was aimbotting and not just lagging really hard?

>>171556248
To wear?
:Thinking pottis:

haha he said pottis rofl

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>>171556295
He was using Lmaobox's prem. One of the shittiest bots I've ever encountered, and I've encountered a lot of bot users.

Most of them are egotistical Lithium users, and the Nullcore nerds are rare because the bot is trash.

Hell, even some silent bots are better than Lmaobox prem.

>>171556302
That's dumb
I didn't get the chance to win one

>>171556547
Sorry snowflake. We can't all get unusual from a raffle.

>>171556597
What's his steam id?
I really want one.

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remember when vibri just gave out unusuals. Glad I got one for this dope drawing before they tightened the belt.

I miss my Attendant.

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>>171556638
If he doesn't want to raffle one, what makes you think he want to give one to some random fucker who adds him and asks him for one?

>>171556658
I'm still mad as shit if you ACTUALLY got an unusual.

>>171556658
She doesn't even have hands

>>171556747
He might put me on a shortlist or something

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>>171557520
I've already got you down for being on the shortbus so don't hold your breath

>Some guy is spamming lenny binds, complaining about weeaboos, and using crutches the entire match
>check his profile
>canadian
what did I expect

>>171557807
Fuck you kike, you can't just give unusuals to some people and not others.
That's unfair and mean.
I'll add you to discuss.

>>171557931
That's not how raffling works.

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>>171557931
Leave my bf(female) alone, nerd.

>>171557931
>calls me a kike
>tells me that i cant do what i want with my own money

Yeah, that's how you convince someone to give you free stuff
Maybe go beg someone else. I don't have time to talk to shitheads who only want free hats. If you add me I will block you.

>>171557985
>>171558010
Fuck off shills
>>171558090
Fuck you. You can't just treat people like dirt just because you have money.

>>171558161
I'll give you a hat.

/id/ShootMeForTwelveDollars

lol
fucking communists

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>>171554434

>>171558161
Oh Masketta, you're always trying to start some shit.

>>171558332
Masketta's still banned from 4chan. This is just some random fuck.

Stop making mask look bad.

t.wanderer.

>>171558368
Well, I'm wrong then.

>>171558197
You don't even have an unusual.
>>171558332
Who?

>>171558568
I'll give you A HAT. Not an unusual hat.

>>171558680
Fuck you kike.

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>>171558876
Kike? More like Spic.

Anyway, if you're gonna react this way to somebody giving you something, chances are that maybe you're undeserving.

Who would be insane enough to give something to some asshole who insults others and tells them that their kikes when they offer you something free of charge?

Want to talk about it? Don't worry, I'm a good listener.

first come first serve this is the last time im doing this. Add me for a CHEAP unusual must be less than 22$ on scm or 9 keys on bp
id/vibri

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>>171559210
>No Vibri trip

Are you guys even trying anymore.

http://etf2l.org/2017/03/18/the-fresh-meat-challenge-announcement-signups/
About time there was another newbie cup!

What's the worst class
Hard mode: other than pyro

soldier

>>171559972
Engi or heavy

>>171559814
>tfw would love to do this
>too autistic to get in a team
:(

>The mo'horn and pestering jester are 7 ref a piece
>You need 10 for a trade-up
>That's 70 ref
>The class crown and combustible cute are worth two and three keys
>That's 50-something and 75-something ref
>50% chance to make profit

>Strange mo'horns are 15 ref each
>That's 150 ref
>Strange class crowns and cuties are 13 and 9 keys on the market
>That's 320 and 225 ref
>100% chance to make profit
:thinkeng:

>Bruce bonnets are 17 ref each
>170 ref for ten (almost 7 keys)
>Banana hats are 10-something keys, while cardbeards are 3 and a half
>50% chance of profit
:thunkang:

>>171560171
Real question is, how easy is it to sell class crowns ans cuties?

>>171560282
Going off the market, the uniques have multiple sales each day, while the stranges take from 3 days to a week to sell

i was wondering, which comp gamemode do all of you prefer, sixes or highlander?

>>171558197
that hat better not be a merryweather

>>171561146
Highlander, payload

I don't really like most unusual effects. They're distracting and unfitting.

>>171555187
>vibri
>not tripping
hownew.ru

Friendly reminder do report shitposters.

>Been selling some strange festives, unusuals and killstreak kits for months now
>Some trades have 1-15 bookmarks
>Absolutely no trade requests for any items, ever.


What the fuck is this

>>171563285
backpack.tf pricers trying to keep tabs on your shit in case you get sales.
Possibly also people who can't yet afford what they want from you, why let other buyers know you have interest in the item, they might pick it up to spite you.

*rocket jumps*
look out below, kid
*market gardens u*
heh, looks like you shouldn't have stood still

>>171564234
>Can market garden like a god in vsh of all things
>Can never do it in regular play
what the fuck is this

>>171562365
Unless he only makes three posts a thread he doesn't do it all the time

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What are you listening /tf2g/?

>>171564548
>only tripfagging when someone is trying to impersonate you or is talking directly to you
What a freak. How are you meant to get attention when no one knows you made the post?

>>171564472
Air strafe

>>171564548
Am i not tripping too then?

>>171564824
Didn't you scam him out of an unusual?

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>>171564657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzfjMtfYLZ8

>>171564657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeKMVnBhoM4

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>>171564657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53F5nY68cBM
video games

>>171564824
why are you making so many public raffles
you do realize rep requirements haven't existed for over 6 years right

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>>171565328
Fucking incredible to be honest.

>>171566843
wtf i love uncle dane now

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>>171566630

>somebody unironically reported the soldier main

At this point you eat more shit than he does

>>171565114
I just asked about it in the thread and he give me it. It was a good unusual, though. I liked it.
>>171565421
I not wear any cosmetics except gibus and pyrovision googles and like big numbers. So

>>171568152
So why did you sell it and swap accounts after he gave it to you?

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>>171568264
Because why not. I level up my account for like 10 extra levels by selling it. Worth it.

>>171568384
This is why people hate slavs

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>>171568507
My friend (e-friend. (not really a friend) ) gift me a aussie rocket launcher once. I trade after few days for some shitty sb soldier unu, then for aussie pro ks medi gun, then i sold it on community market and buy shit load of steam cards. Leveled up to 100 steam level. Then this account got disabled by steam support.

>>171568741
that's a good hustle, shame about the slav part

>>171568741
>"I have no regard for gifts from friends and only care about pointless steam levels"
Disgusting

man wheres oph when you need him
someone get this ruski turkey outta here LMAO

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you heard the man

>>171569107
>2017
>hating fun

>>171569059
If your gift costs less than atleast 1/3 of your month wage then it's not that valuable since you can buy dozens of it.

>>171569259
>2017
>not hearing the man
you heard the man

>>171569270
who let this noob idiot in here

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https://youtu.be/wvE7JWi59Jw
no one told me pyro update went live

>>171569059
also
>steam levels
>pointless steam levels
It's like you not using steam as social networking service for erp with hot 12yo furries
>>171569541
>t. triggered gifter with his shitty cheap gifts

I feel you. Warrender sold my cards sets when i was hoping that he will craft them. Gonna make an alt account only for raffles for tf2g's just to not deliver this faggot anything ever again.

>>171569565
saw that while i was pubbing with tha krew a couple nights ago
https://youtu.be/BM685acSw5w

>>171569565
>>171569887
Is this easy to do? I don't have any interest in doing it just want to know if I'll see this often

>>171569887
at about a minute, sorry

>>171569565
>stock hud
hello 2010

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>>171558332

Disguise Kit - "The diguise kit is your first weapon or should i say kit unless u start with your enternal reward but u dont't."

Magnificent Mongolian - "Mongolia is right next to Siberia in Russia and the people at the border have a shared ancestry. Many Siberians in the region have chinky eyes and a number of their Mongolian counterparts have blonde or brown hair."

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>>171554434
Dunno how people can stand and wait for these higher ranked hats to sell for so long

Currently installing some of the free shitty games that give you free TF2 stuff because I have nothing better to do, wish me luck

>>171564657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIJSc2JY-q0

>>171569107
>listenining to winston
>THE cuck of overwatch buffs

>>171573587
Played a bit of Spiral Knights; it's almost enjoyable. A bit moreso with friends.

>>171573663
I've already done Spiral Knights, it was pretty alright

>>171564657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAaq0mpk9TE

>>171557931
Is that you ADAMS?

what config gives me the most fps, I don't care how shitty it looks unless it makes the game unplayable

>>171573990
Comanglia max frames.

>>171574050
thanks lad

Why are we dead?

>>171573436
We're not relying on that sale to continue to participate in the market.

>>171575957
Because it's 1 PM on a weekday and everyone's in school because the only people who still post here are underage as heck.

>rank 8 comp
>takes 10 mins to get into a game
>someone abandons
alright

what the FUCK

ping keeps jumping up to 100+ when i'm playing
stand still: stays at a stable 60ms

It used to be at 30ms and below what the fuck

>>171576625
Play sniper or heavy then.

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>>171576795
No I wanna play demoman, mom

Was doing great yesterday on cp_mountainlab; pipes were all connecting, made a soldier and his girlfriend(male) leave, and bullied some engineers.

>>171576625
do you use an ethernet cord
if not you should

Should I use the your eternal reward?

>>171577925
For fun? Hell yeah, tons of fun.
For anything else? Most other knives are a better option.

>>171577925
no

it used to be great because it gave you silent decloaks and was the only way you could sneak up on decent players
now it's just garbage that's only useful for killing f2p engineers when you can't use your sapper

hopefully the next update gives it the silent (or at least quiet) decloaking back so it has some use again

>spy teammate casually stabbing enemy dispenser

>>171578149
>when your team is so retarded that the enemy topscoring spy just stabs them in the face with the knife

Guys, I think I just balanced the ambassador
-uses the same hitscan mechans as the Desert Eagle from CSGO

>>171575957
Because it's a dead game

>>171578638
so what it doesnt fucking work

>>171579187
>forcing spies to stand still while they take their shots
>in a game that has never done that before

It'll work for a couple of months while they adjust, but then the weapon will be even less noob friendly

what is the best killing gun

>>171579358
rocket lawnchair

>>171579350
You haven't played csgo have you, the deagle is complete shit. And when you click on someones head while standing still it doesn't register.

>>171579358
hand held explosive catapult device

>>171579358
The Original the sound alone is worth using it for
and the all demo's stock weapons

>>171579540
I have played, and still play, csgo regularly. the Deagle is a good weapon, only reason you miss is because you don't stand still or if you actually miss

>>171579358
machina since it can do 518 damage to the entire enemy team in one click

>>171579829
>stand still
>shoot an afk in the head
>miss 3 times despite my crosshair being right on his 4hed
alright

>>171580464
did you wait for the gun to cooldown or did you just mash mouse1 as quickly as humanly possible. OR are you a fucking thirdy with 500 ping to the servers you play on?

>>171580586
1. I waited 2 seconds inbetween shots
2. my internet is 400mb/s download/upload and i usually have 15 ping and 200 fps

>>171580791
I have no fucking clue what happened there then, maybe the faggot you were shooting was a thirdy with garbo connection

>>171580882
This has happened hundreds of times

this guy added me yesterday because we were getting matched into the same maps and he seemed nice
we queued together today but turn out he's actually really fucking obnoxious
he was mic spamming all the time and typing xD and shit
what should i do i was too nice to just tell him to fuck off

>>171583434
Tell him to chill with the sperging. Give it to him bluntly, tell him the mic spam and the constant unironic xd's are a serious annoyance for both you and the rest of the server

>>171583434
Tell him you're a furry and his voice makes you hard

>>171583669
maybe but id rather get him off my friendlist entirely
i don't know if just removing and blocking him would be the right way to do it though

>>171583802
he wasn't talking but spamming bass boosted rick astley and dumb soundcloud memes

>>171584127
Just remove him, you sperg.

It's always weird when you encounter someone you know randomly on a pub.

I already recognise two scouts that keep appearing in my matches
they don't even try to fight me

>>171584794
the one before i met in a pub before >>171583434 is still memeing about harambe
i should have learned my lesson huh

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>>171585252

>>171584794
>befriend some asian that was pretty funny
>after a while stop playing with him and talking to him
>remove him
>time passes
>find him on a casual server
he was on the opposite team but fuck, no way he didn't see and recognize me

>>171585564
He probably didn't care that much, I mean, it's only natural to remove people you don't talk to anymore on Steam. I need to mass purge my own friends list of people I don't recognize.

>>171585001
There used to always be this sniper I'd recognized on Harvest because he had lft HL in his name. Vac wave hit, and he was one of the ones banned.

>>171585698
I don't know, I remember him joining my games and saying hi and wanting to talk through the game chat, and I had to say I didn't have my mic set up right now because I didn't want to bother everyone

He still probably didn't care but I still felt bad

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Post cosmetics that you have never seen in game

>>171585887
>Wanting to talk through game chat instead of playing
Literal cancer.

>>171586187
There's someone who always posts his pyro wearing that, though. If we're excluding Halloween hats, I'm going to go with the Prinny hat.

>>171586201
It was voice chat and he did it while playing but yeah, pretty enjoyable otherwise though

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>>171586314
That'd be me. I don't know why the conscience is so underused, it's a cute little cosmetic that fits pyro's personality perfectly.

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>>171586187

>>171586482
When are you going to get a Vintage Vintage Merryweather already?

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>>171586187

>>171586647
when I sell my schadenfreude never gonna happen or when the price goes down. I could sell some of the raffle item's I've won, but that's kind of a dick move.

>>171587236
or you could have used a real flaregun and gotten the kill in two flares

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>>171586187

>>171587685
Not even available to players.

>>171587685
>tfw didn't get to attend TI2 because lmao overprotective parents
>tfw didn't get any of the neato dota 2 hats

>>171587765
if you went to TI2 you got an engineer hat, heavy hat and sniper hat for free, that were also untradeable.

>>171586187
every pyrovision exclusive

>>171587890
I used to use those, a set made of the bongos, the organ grinder, the rainblower, and the balloonicorn

>try to get alien swarm hat
>repeatedly get raped by aliens
>try to get black rose
>game won't run
>try to get football helmet
>game crashes randomly every so often
Is it easy to get the monday night combat hats?

>>171588502
no, the 5 people that still play it kick anyone with even 30 minutes in tf2

IT is possible though, it just takes a shitload of patience

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>>171586187
literally astounded no one else ever thought of this combination of paint and cosmetics :o

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:3

Bad, don't post

>>171588809
fuck off tingle

literally who

i am literally the best at posting fuck you

>>171588502
Just download SAM and unlock the achievements. You'll get the hats quicker.

Unless you're doing this for fun and legit. In that case, good fucking luck.

>>171590067
i am literally the best at posting fuck you

I am literally the best at posting "Fuck you"

fuck you

Fuck you

fuck you

i am the best at fucking

I am literally the worst at posting, every bad post on this site is by literally me

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>>171591103
>>171591115
>>171591126
>>171591201
>>171591054
>>171590454

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/0e/Spy_taunt_rps_win_23.wav?t=20140621032653

who else 4.5KD here

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>>171587389
there were three pyros on the other team and i wanted to try out the backburner, manmelter is really good anyways and i especially like the 50 percent speed increase

FUck YoUUUUUUUUUUUUU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDzw0bEAK6w
Some hot opinions, commin' in!

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noone care

>>171592015
It's not the reserve shitter in and of itself, it's the fact that the pyro can airblast people and get free crits. Being able to deny movement like that in a game where movement is 90% of the gameplay is pretty awful.

https://youtu.be/ydK98qXQZGM

>>171592264
>Sandman
>Natasha
>Airblast in general

Pyro isn't the only offender, just the most glaring one and didn't Volvo fix air strafe while being airblasted?

>>171592449
how often do you see scouts running sandman
how often do you see natascha
how often do you see pyros spamming m2

:thoughting:

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>club penguin announces shutdown
>casual players get worse

>>171593025
kek, noticed that too

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>Mods ban all the drawfags.
>Thread quality decreases.

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>hightower
>engineer with funslinger
>get 20 streak
>everyone in the enemy team yells at me
How should I feel about this?

>>171593292
>Mods ban fun
>Suddenly the thread quality decreases

Who could have seen that one coming

>>171593292
they should ban you as well

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http://tf2r.com/kzch4aw.html

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>>171593292
I've seen me and wanderer post here, so I don't know who got banned. It's kind of like that Field of Dreams movie,
>if you post good loadouts they will come.

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>>171592015
the whole reason its a problem is because it can actually kill the classes that normally would kill the pyro 90 percent of the time and it confuses the hell out of them
>what the fuck? i cant rocketjump away from pyro every time he gets close to me?

Ask this literally who anything.

>>171593961
would you add me for furry RP?

who are you

>>171593961
which cute merc boy would you date

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDzw0bEAK6w

/tf2g/ COMPLETELY BTFO

>>171593761
I just realized that this is a double entendre.

>Posting something that someone already posted not that long ago
How embarrassing.

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>>171593761
come, doktor

>>171594020
Yes
>>171594079
Scout

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>>171593761
You asked for it

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>>171594121
>>171592015
Has this guy fought me before or something?

>>171594121
>>171592015
>>171593961
>>171594780
Who?

>>171594919
(you)

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Wake me when Pyro update hits...

>>171594407
shit taste

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>>171593025
>The game will be replaced by a successor, titled Club Penguin Island, and will only be available on mobile devices.
>only available on mobile devices

I never really liked Club Penguin, but this pisses me off so fucking much.

>>171595386
It's the only female (male)

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>>171594637
I can work with that, prototype

>>171596476
i wonder what it will become , keep going !

>>171595663
rip ironically enjoying a game for children and getting hundreds of 24 hour bans for learning how to get past the filter

So when did this purge or whatever happen? Cause I must have missed it. Did the mods get tired of the furry shitposting.

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>>171597573
>did the mods get tired of the furry shitposting
No, please, NO

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https://www.dropbox.com/s/s4pnkrrvgjvw7pz/TF2Rankings.pdf?dl=0
>Asian comp TF2
>anywhere close to having a top 10 team
my fucking sides
i bet any "top" asian team would easily be beaten by any EU high or ESEA-IM in a quick 5-0

>>171597774
i watched some asiafortress not too long ago and i felt at home because it looked like a tf2c lobby
the players were good individually but they had no coordination or strategy to speak of

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>>171598303
sounds like the asian comp scene in CSGO

>>171559814
>tfw would love to do this
>too busy in the first 2 weeks to play
:(

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>>171559814
what if my only experience with competitive tf2 is official competitive

I'd like to get in competitive.
I feel like if tf2center is not enough for me, how would I start?

>>171600885
im sorry for you but its not like you cant choose

>>171601137
no im asking if i would be able to play in the beginners cup if that is my only experience, its not mentioned as a restriction but i would assume it would be. ive probably played at least 200 matches but can't anymore because dx8 for some reason doesn't work well with it but im not going back as i get better performance

>having difficulty finding a team?
>no prob sign up here for help oh btw you need to be a part of a team

Im not sure if i found via in pub

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Friends, let's play some Casual. I would like to have slightly above average teammates for once.

/id/jazzforcows

>play with a new player on the opposite team
>at the end of the match he says
>"You guys are so powerful"
I don't know why I feel for that guy

>>171601425
It's for newbies to Community Comp.

You're fine.

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ayyyyy

>>171603536
raffle codes pls

>>171559814
>doesn't even mention if it's signups for 6s or hlander

>>171603536
plz codes plz

>>171603536
nice athf figures dude

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>want to play support or specialist class
>lose because no power classes to keep me safe
>switch to power class
>suddenly everyone on my team decides to switch to a power class and make a good team comp so we stomp them so hard that it's boring
REEEEE I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN

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>playing on baddiewater
>jumpin around and shooting shit with demo
>piepes are connecting and im fellin good
>fighting a soldier at mid, getting intense, hes jumping around every where
>get the frist air pipe and follow up for the second
>miss and watch him crater into the ground
i was so pissed

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>Fragging people so hard that I'm running out of ammo before I'm running out of degenerates to shoot
>Getting better than the rocket launcher
>Getting friend requests left and right due to my team leader style mic use and constantly topscoring
I'M STARTING A REVOLUTION BOIS

>>171604817
post your pubstomps then

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>>171594121
>it's not broken, it's just unfair and unfun to fight against
>implying anyone ever considered such a weak class to be broken to begin with

>>171604952
I don't take screenshots ever, don't really think about it when I'm playing

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>>171604750
>badwater mid

>>171605130
but anon, it's not supposed to be fun to fight against, games are supposed to art silly :^)

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>>171605356
fuck, you know what i mean

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>>171605356
>not knowing where baddiewater mid is
>not knowing where dubspol mid is
>not knowing where front ear mid is
>not knowing where hi drow mid is
>not knowing where ejipt mid is

>>171605634
i have no clue my dude

>graybanns
>not macho mann
what is even wrong with you fags

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>>171605952
Duke doesn't wear mirrored shades and doesn't have a moustache.

>>171605952
graybanns actually cover up engineer's goggles, and some loadouts are better without a moustache

explain what a badwater mid is you fcuk

>soot suit
>stockbroker's scarf
Is there a third tie I can get?

>>171606465
the attendant gives a bow tie

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hey dude i have a fun game we can play, you have to post your backpack page that corresponds to your ending post number. 1-40 count as normal, if your bag dosent go that high then just post the last page of your backpack, 0 is your choice, 50 and above goes based on the total of the two numbers added together, ie 78 so 7+8=15 so you would post your fifteenth page or next highest number.

>>171606465
A noose.

Should I sell my schadenfreude for a vintage vintage merryweather and more taunts or keep laughing at my FRAGS

>>171606563
what

>>171605130
>unfair
He literally said its all your fault if you die to it since other classes can basically do the same with less and he's right.

>>171606703
>sell a taunt for a shit class's hat
no

>>171606563
ok, why not

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>>171606703
so you would post the third page of your backpack
>>171606763
and im posting the ninth

>>171606618
Rude...

How to fix the quickfix
>no overheals
>heal rate reduced from 140% to 125%

>>171606967
That would require starting TF2, though.

>>171607685
QF already got nerfed, dude.

>>171607685
might as well just revert it to the release version

>>171601425
yeah you can play
thats the point, getting 5 newbs and an experienced player as medic, just like the archimedes cup

>>171607761
QF got buffed, nerfed, buffed, and nerfed again
its still extremelly powerful due to healing 40% more than stock, wich is way a bigger deal than what a pubber might think
>>171607843
thats the point
at least it would have something special about it (the no-overheals)

>>171607685
I completely agree with this, nerf qf into the garbage so hard that people start using stock again.
Most pub medics use qf purely because they prioritize saving themselves with turbocharging megaheal over actually winning the game with stock uber.

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>>171606563
>>171606703
>>171606967
k

literally just a page of crates

>>171608740
>y-yeah lets just make only select weapons viable instead of simply balancing them because thats the whole point of having hundreds of weapons in the first place

casual is so bad lately, the games always depopulate mid session and take forever to queue

for the 5,000th time, why was being able to hotjoin, play against your friends from the get-go and choosing a valve server running a map of your choice such a problem

>>171608857
because it wasnt like the shiny new game overbotch®™

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>>171594637
It's synched

>>171608857
Absolutely no one asked for casual matchmaking. It was alright for a bit when it was a 12v12 version of Valve's official comp, with the implication that both systems would receive updates, but now it's just a slightly worse version of quickplay and hasn't been updated in forever despite still being a fundamentally flawed system.

>>171608961
I wish this "TF2 is copying Overwatch because they tried to update the game to have a matchmaking system like CSGO because it's 2017 already" meme would die already.

>>171608851
Quick-Fix is the natascha of mediguns, it slows down the round for no good reason and has a dumbed down skill ceiling compared to kritzkrieg, the medigun it replaced.
Why do people still not understand that some unlocks are bad ideas on a fundamental level and can't be salvaged?

I'll concede it's bretty good in arena.

>>171606563
this should be fun, my backpack is a mess.

>>171606563
lol okay

>>171564472
>can only market garden moving targets, can never drop down and hit them when they're directly below my feet

HOW the FUck DO I DO ThiS IM FUCKING LOSING IT LADS

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>>171610051
Try fucking crouching, your melee doesn't extend as far as your feet.
>>171609978
delivaring

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
WHEN IS VALVE GOING TO FUCKING STOP HACKERS FROM SHITTING UP THE ENTIRE COMPETITIVE MODE
THIS IS SO MUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT, IVE HAD MORE MATCHES RUINED BY HACKERS THAN MATCHES I ACTUALLY HAVE GOTTEN TO PLAY
THEY DONT GIVE YOU JACK SHIT TO STOP THEM EITHER
YOU CAN REPORT THEM BUT WHO KNOWS IF THAT EVER WORKS IN THE END. IVE ONLY EVER SEEN ONE PERSON ACTUALLY GET BANNED, AND ITS NOT LIKE ITS GOING TO FIX THE MATCH YOU'RE IN RIGHT NOW
FUCK, I JUST WANT TO PLAY A QUICK MATCH WHERE PEOPLE TAKE IT SERIOUSLY, WITHOUT FRIENDLY HEAVY BULLSHIT OR CONGA FUCK PARTIES OR FIFTY PYROS ON THE OTHER TEAM ALL HOPPING ON MY ASS AT ONCE
AND WORST OF ALL, I KNOW HACKER FUCKS ONLY DO IT JUST TO PISS PEOPLE OFF, SO YEAH, IM PISSED. YOUVE RUINED PEOPLES FUN, I HOPE YOURE HAPPY. AND I SEE YOU RUNNING AROUND WITH YOUR $20, $50, $100+ DOLLAR UNUSUAL. IM GONNA RELISH THE DAY YOURE WRITING SALTY STEAM POSTS ABOUT HOW YOU TOTALLY GOT YOUR 1,000 DOLLAR ACCOUNT BANNED ON PURPOSE

>>171610051
you gotta crouch and get lucky with timing, it's usually a gamble though with this hitreg.

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>>171609917
hmmmm

>>171610313
why would you play the valve competitive mode
just play community competitive
>no hackers / actual hackers get kicked
>good rules

>>171610602
>not remembering the first V.A.C. banwave where a bunch of players who had been playing comp just fine were banned

>>171610602
cus i just wanna be able to press a couple buttons and be put into a more serious match. its nice and simple. i just want some simple clean fun.

>>171610732
>UGC
>>171610786
>what are lobbies
>what is faceit

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>>171610893

>>171609031
>>171594637

The BPM of the NES Moon theme is also the exact same BPM of Pallisades Park

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>people that play only one or two classes think they have meaningful opinions on how the rest of the game should be balanced

>>171612294
New Captain Obvious Jiggle Billy, now with Lazer Weapons!!!
Nothin' personnel kid, but they're totally worth an unusual

>Oh boy, Well should be fun!
>7 people on our team
>3 enginiggers and 3 pyros
>Their team is all demoknights
And then no one had fun that day.

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>>171609031

>>171612294
>these "people" don't even play the entirety of their mained class, just the gimmick subclass
>they don't even play the fucking objective and they still think valve should humor their whining
yes im talking about demoknight mains

>Baddiewater
>We have 5 snipers and one soldier
>Go medic so soldier can push the cart
>Call out an obvious spy
>He never turns around
>Disconnect
I just want to play video games and be useful.

>>171613351
>playing game
>expect thing to happen
>other thing happens instead
other players are actually bots

revolver balance

Ambassador
+Crits on headshot
+Headshots now mini-crit during cooldown instead of registering as a normal hit.
+No accuracy reduction compared to stock during cooldown.
-25% damage penalty vs. players
20% slower firing speed
no random crits

Enforcer
+20% damage bonus while disguised
+Wearer reverts to their last disguise after scoring a kill with this weapon.
+Wearer disguises twice as fast for 2 seconds after scoring a kill with this weapon.
-15% clip size
20% slower firing speed

Diamondback
-Does not store crits anymore
+1.5 second crit boost after backstab
+3 second crit boost after building sap
-15% damage penalty
no random crits

>>171613845
I'm almost positive they are. Instead of standing outside the enemy's line of sight when guarding our intel, they chose to stand in plain view at the end of a long corridor and got us all spammed out. Things like this happen every single match I play today.

>>171613351
I know that feel. I just want to have players on my team that are better than your average single-celled organism. Every god damn game, my team is always 2-3 snipers, spies, and the occasional 5 minutes played time power class who will leave or change to sniper/engineer/spy as soon as they get dunked on by one of the 3 unusual wearing gunboats soldiers with pocket medics who all conveniently get placed on the enemy team every game. I can''t ever play non-carry capable power classes or I'll just lose 75% of games.

>>171613351
My only recourse in these situations is to go lnl-jumper-pain train demo.
Every time I don't do this I regret it.

>>171615223
>LnL for fly-byes
How the fuck do you hit anything unless it's a sentry nest
Iron bomber is perfect for that

>>171614035
the Ambassador is fine just the way it is. i get what youre trying to do, but its unnecessary. it also sounds like it has more potential for aimbotters

i feel like just always having faster disguise time would be enough to make this weapon good, like another l'etranger.

that diamondback is still too good. it might even be better than the current one. now you could stab the heavy and spam at the medic without even needing to worry about aiming.

>>171614960
I'm just trying to git gud because whenever I play scout, I can hit jack all shit unless they're running in a straight line. Playing hitscan classes is really hard when your team is useless.

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you used to uber me on dustbowl
late night when you need my guns

>>171616194
I'm intrigued, and I have audacity and fruity loops. Tell me more

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>>171616452
its from this banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu9j-7QR8wg

who the F*CK is this Uncle Dane dick sucking, pepe posting, same fagging, twitter twatting, cropped porn posting, cp hating, 6v6 hating, comp hating, fun hating faggot that's been shitting up the threads?

he's starting to make me hate dane by association

>>171616871
Probably someone very new given that he actually gives a h*ck about Youtube "celebrities." I'll wager he's fresh from /v/, too.

>>171615376
because it's the fucking loch n load, I can make shots I normally have no business hitting

>>171616584
>Totenkreuz
Jesus fuck i haven't seen you in ages

>>171614035
Literally all ambassador needs is a crosshair that instantly shrinks down to normal size when headshot cooldown ends, none of this gradual transition garbage.
Switching color would also work.

>>171617210
notice the filename
its a downloaded picture, i dont know the poster

>>171617823
The closest I could get by searching the file down was Com Truise

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i played 3 rounds of 2fort using trackpoint

ama

>>171618294
what class?
did you topscore?
did you win?
why are you such a masive cumguzzling homo you cocklusting fag?

I just played like 5 games in a row where I was put into the losing team. AMA

>>171618294
can thinkpads run TF2 at 120+ fps consistently

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>>171617962
I downloaded it from Toten

I miss u bby please come back
And give me a link to some of your projects

>>171617823
>>171617962
My bad, i was thinking of totenkruz

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>>171618510
weapon skins were a mistake

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i am lost, a scout survived my crit rocket.

how could this happen to me

>>171619016
the vaccinator is one helluva drug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ7oqmikZDQ

>>171619016
man that rain job is terrible, whoever made it should have built the rain on a larger canvas before importing it. You can see the blur failing to actually work on the bottom pixels

Is Vaccinator OP ?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12574622

Original skins when? i want a strange original, but i want it cheaper and in a fancy color, aka not beige.

>>171618434
engineer
no i cant aim
yes our heavy was dedicated
i only suck feminine cocks
>>171618479
i had to install like 3 configs and get the nohats mod and run in the smallest resolution to get consistent 60 fps
so no

Aww a scammer won one of the objectors

>>171619514
Stop bullying me

i miss the days where i could use 640x480 in any videogame
now a lot of games have 1024x768 as the minimum resolution, and even force 16:9 resolutions or put black bars on top and bottom because they didnt think of the 4:3 aspect ratio

>>171620439
>>>/csgog/

Who gets tagged over stealing giftwrap?

Me!

shut up it was like three years ago stop bullying me

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>>171620518
huh? i dont play that awful game

>>171564657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM
moana was really good for music