>Developer Update | Introducing Orisa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWqhXWRaMmU
>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753535162
>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20635660#patchnotes
>PTR Hero Changes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753516591#post-2
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Discord:
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>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl
Sombra is cute!
>>171544598
Jamison Fawkes!
if you dont do 20 push-ups right now you will lose 200 competitive points by the end of the day
I want to see widowmaker and gérards domestic life.
>>171544828
50 coming right up.
>>171544598
Why are Symmetra's spicy thigh so great?
>>171544830
I don't think she had blue hair back then.
quick, buffer your image uses so you can delete them when these retards hit image limit again with shipping faggotry
Start the thread the right way!
>start making some headway with my SR
>suddenly start getting moronic team after moronic team that can't be saved from themselves
>end up back where I started
>>171545020
Probably not. I just want to see her when she was still happy in a loving relationship.
>shitty fucking DPS, including a Pharah, somehow someway cannot kill a fucking junkrat
I cannot make this shit up. Get me out of this fucking elo hell.
>>171545007
Huh, I just realized sheand Junkratare the only characters with any skin of their legs visible.
>When the Hog is bad enough where you can bust out reaper
>He still lands the occasional brainless kill because you can't fuck up the hook
>robotic limb
>exposed leg
>savant
match made in heaven
CANON
>>171545327
Are you gayposters women or homosexual men?
>>171545367
What do you think?
>>171545367
gay women
>>171545367
big gay frogs mostly
>>171545367
men
gay men
fujos go and stay go
>>171545367
Almost invariably men.
Real women don't find homosexuality all that attractive. Nowhere near the level of men who find female homosexuality attractive, that's for sure.
I am now officially one loss from gold.
>>171545432
kissu
>>171545303
And both place on the spectrum.
>tfw you get your first legendary card
Who wants to argue about Chu confirming there is indeed a romance somewhere between Reaper, 76 and Ana.
The Ana76 fags have been suspiciously quite despite this. This pertains to you guys too.
>Main Rein
>Am getting sick of him
>Try to play Reaper because he seems ok
>"AAAHHH SWITCH ANON FUCK YOU"
>Try to play McCree
>"AAAHHH YOU CAN'T HIT HEADSHOTS SWITCH"
>Try to play Soldier
>"AAAAHHH YOU CAN'T TRACK SWITCH"
>>171545565
>open my first ever loot box
>legendary skin
>slipshot lucio
Fuck, I'd rather cybergoth tumblrya to be honest.
>>171545559
Junkrat is not autistic! He's just a little insane because of the radiation, that's all.
>>171545367
I'm not gay posting persay but I'm definitely thirsty for some of the male overwatches
Predictions on how ptr changes will shake up the meta:
>Orisa gets reasonable usage as a snowballing tank
>Ana is still S+ tier
>Lucio stays A tier and becomes a fucking nightmare at high level play
>Winston stays in shittertown because literally everything on the enemy team is a tank
>>171545749
Adhd and high functioning autism.
Not bullying. But the signs are there.
>>171545653
You're not trying out new heroes in comp are you?
>>171545786
Flankers would see more use on 2CP maps
>>171544830
I want to see another Amélie short with Amélie living her previous life and getting brainwashed into Bloo.
>>171545854
I'll grant ADHD because that wouldn't really surprise me. I don't think he has autism, though, he's just addled.
I want to become good friends with Sombra and go shopping with her.
>no junk x sombra art
WHY WHY WHY.jpg
>>171546038
I'm sorry, anon. I only have this one, but I hope it helps!
>Hacking lasts 2 seconds longer
>Can hack through shields
>When hacked deployed shields fizzle out and can't be re-deployed until hack status ends (includes things such as Winston barrier and Zarya bubble)
How badly would this fuck up the game? I hate barrierwatch.
>>171546038
Mccree x sombra is the better ship.
Come to think of it I have never seen a single thing that ships sombra with a man.
>>171546183
Noice
>>171546243
Iunno, I've seen loads of sombra x d.va personally.
>>171546210
Not at all. The trade-off for dealing with a barrier is losing a lot DPS, but Blizzard is dumb
The enemy has a teleporteur.
>>171545786
I see Sombra coming more into vogue, especially since she'll be both a counter and a compliment to Orisa.
>>171546243
Aren't all female hackers lesbians or asexuals anyway?
>>171546525
>>171546008
Not dressed like that she's not. Put some damn clothes on young lady!
>>171546772how about now?
>>171545862
Where do I practice then
>>171546857
Sombra is for breeding
>>171547041
Who is that guy?
Yay we have just killed previous thread's image limit with gayshit.
Let us continue posting this crap no one here ever saw.
>>171547227
McCree
>>171547293
>>171547046
Well?
>>171546713
The stretched one is funny but this one looks just disgusting with her dwarf leg.
>>171547387
>>171547046
Quick play, dipshit.
Comp is for bringing your A game holy shit I hate people like you
Phara's lore says she comes from a long line of soldiers
Which side do you think her family was on during the Second Libyan Civil War? ISIS or Egypt?
>>171545653
Zenyatta is the medication that will induce gitgudness in your body. The process will be painful. The results will be real.
>>171547512
Good idea I'll go practice in a shit fest.
>>171547443
New Lucio just shits all over Winston
>Amp it up for complete immunity to his weapon
>Able to stay out of reach anywhere there's a surface to wallride on (everywhere)
>Faster gun makes spamming his headbox easier
Fuck
Orisa is the purest!
>>171547812
Efi put an onahole inside her
Roadhog is my most played tank
Zen is my most played support
McCree is my most played dps
what does this say about me?
>get a four-stack of friends
>inevitably one of them is shit and we lose
Fucking clockwork.
>>171547862
And it's never been used.
>be me
>playing attack torb/symm/widow/junkrat
>having fun
>somebody tells me to switch
>i don't, even if i would have before, i stay locked on to that character for the remainder of the match
who /spiteful/ here
Nah fuck it, no more comp for me. The only thing I've worked toward is a Golden weapon, I'm 20 wins away from one, but I'll have enough if I just wait for the season to end. So fuck this until then.
Help me
I'm healing retards every fucking game
Literal retards picking hanzo and junkrat as our fucking damage dealers and begging me, the solo healing ana to kill the pharah every game
I don't deserve this
>>171547928
I used it earlier. It's part of the sexual relief program.
>>171547915
You want to kill.
KILL.
KILLLLLLL.
>>171547681
As opposed to turning comp into a shitfest because of people like you
>>171547978
2 months m8
>>171544830
Stop ban evading.
I love D Va.
We need more D Va threads.
>>171547917
Or
>lowest ranking one insists his defense tracer will be amazing
>>171547991
Stop playing support? The biggest fallacy in ELO hell is that you can just teamfill and make it work. Sometimes you just have to go full retard and enable the shitter on your team. Go a third DPS if you have to.
>>171548176
The Rooster Epics were so fucking good. Sad I got none of them but I had just spent all my shekels on the Christmas event.
>>171547679
as a Roadhog main I hate Ana with a passion! Her grenade negates my heal, I am a giant sleep dart target, when I do manage to hook her, her hitbox is so janky that I usually can't kill her in one hit and get slept and naded anyway. I am going to be cucked even further when Orisa is live....
>>171548240
But that's not what I want to do, I'm good at support. I thought "you must carry as dps" was a meme from league of legends
>>171548317
It's funny because I thought all the Rooster Epics were great, but also all the Legendaries were shit.
>>171548240
>enable the shooters on your team
That is Ana
Ana can carry hard, and nobody will notice its Ana carrying, she is like a silent hero
The difference I've seen between plat Anas and diamond Anas is that diamonds use the grenade to anti heal whenever possible instead of just for healing and they land clutch sleep darts a lot more
Btw I got to diamond with Ana
>>171548345
That's a meme from Dota 2.
>>171548434
Well as that image shows, so would I if my diamond game didn't have a kid that threw himself off a cliff all game saying "ez trolled"
After that it's just been a downward slump of similar shit
>>171548240
>>171548345
>>171548434
Also positioniong and diamond anas can 1v1 200hp heroes and win a lot of the time
A good Ana makes you consider wether its a good idea to engage 1v1
Enemy Rein:
>Nails all his fire strikes
>has ult every minute
>multi-track drifts charges into optimal positions to kill key targets (Ulting Genji/McMeme/Soldier) without putting himself in too big of danger
>perfectly balances sheild time versus recharge time
>will run forward to save over extending/out of place team-mates and escort them to safety
>will probably hunt you down and castrate you if you hurt his support
>probably actually a crusader
Your Rein:
>Firestrikes into blocking D.Va's/Genjis
>gives enemy ult every minute
>charges off cliffs/into bastions/the entire enemy team/ulting roadhogs and is melted instantly
>Doesn't know how to right click
>will run forward to swing uselessly at backpedaling enemies and die without landing a hit
>Will probably high five you if you kill his support
>porbably actually a crayon eating retard
Why are Full Tilt Rein's so hard to deal with?
>>171548545
My best reccomendation is duo or triple queue with somebody you know is not a shitter
Statistically it lessens the likelihood that you will have shitters on your team and most of the time comp is just a matter of who has less shitters on the team
Will I ever get out of gold? Will my aim ever improve? Will my Reins stop yolo charging, my Hogs stop playing like Reapers? Will my Pharahs and Junkrats ever be good or will my enemy's ever be be bad? Should I drop Lucio? Should I drop supports altogether? Should I mute everyone and ignore chat entirely? Should I stop playing drunk? Should I stop playing everyone but Winston? Should I force myself into QP when I lose 2+ in a row? Should I stop trying to argue that Orisa has an ugly design and too much kit overlap? Should I put down this game forever?
If you're stuck in plat/diamond that means you aren't improving.
The best way to climb to master is to record your games an reflect on YOUR mistakes
>>171548629
You aint lying mate
I take on hogs by myself after he whiffs the hook if I'm stuck in a 1v1 situation
I've also worked my way out of 2v1 situations with effective tranq darts, using the biotic grenade properly and landing shots
I had a mei and soldier try to jump me and killed them both
>>171548930
You're right I should've been able to carry that game where our damage dealers were genji and a widow, or that one where someone ragequit 1 round into illios, or the other where someone kept mei walling their supports so the frontline died
>>171548671
I don't like playing Rein and I freely admit I'm not good at it.
But no one else will fucking pick him and he's such a key hero that you HAVE to have him.
>>171547681
you absolutely should not practice new characters in comp. that's the best way to not only derank yourself, but also bring down others' ranks and probably piss them the fuck off
find a group to queue in quick play with, or just instalock the characters you want to practice ad nauseaum
don't be a dickhole, you shitbag
>guy trying to dictate team picks and tell us to switch to hot meta heroes like Rein and Ana
>he's playing Sombra or Hanzo or some shit
Every fucking time
>pick Zarya
>win
Pity I find her so boring.
>>171548890
Fellow Goldshitter here.
76.
Seriously. Play 76. He has the power to singlehandedly grab the rest of the retards on your team by the scruff of the neck and drag their dead weight asses to victory.
Just be aware that after getting handled once, the other team is gonna run DVa to shut you down, so you'll need to work around that.
tfw you win with quad dps super free
>>171549030
So, how come GM players who smurf can pick ANY hero of the cast and HARDcarry games sub-masters?
If they can do it why can't you?
>>171544828
how can i lose something i don't even have
>>171545490
>men
ha
HAHA
>Real women don't find homosexuality all that attractive.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
F U J O S H I
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Homoposters are most definitely fujoshi. ESPECIALLY McCree+Hanzo posters.
>>171549264
Because Im not fucking seagull
>>171545617
jesus fucking christ i ca't even look at his fucking ugly chink face
this man ruined the amazing story this could be
>>171547173
I don't think Sombra would enjoy being a motherShe would make a very bad influence on the kid.
>>171549414
Then maybe you should improve by recording and reflecting on your garbage gamesense and decisionmaking that's holding you in plat/dia
>>171549487
I dont think Gm players that smurf can just pick any carry and win every submasters game
>watching OW video with some guys VAing McCree and Soldier 76
>it's actually bretty gud
>start of the video
>McCree "I had sex with Hanzo"
>rest of video and person's all other videos with McCree always include a shitload of references of fucking Hanzo, loving Hanzo, etc.
Why does everybody treat this shit as official? Is it actually official? I'm genuinely confused. Am I missing something in the lore here? Do they even have interaction ingame?
>>171549091
Why is it always Hanzo faggots?
>Handsoap missing every log
>says we need another tank
>team tells him to switch then
>he never does
>>171549767
The less suitable the hero the more likely the player is a stubborn mainer of it. Platinum is riddles with them.
>>171549652
They can. 90% win rate symm and the likes. You obviously can't do 100%
>>171549763
Hanzo and Mccree talk about alcohol in one interaction Mccree says "That sake ain't half bad, but I prefer a little bite to my liquor" and Hanzo says "how uncivilized" or some shit like that. Another interaction I can think of is when Mccree says to Hanzo "Hey you're pretty handy with that bow!" and I forget what Hanzo says to that, but yeah they do have a fee interactions.
>>171549849
I'm GM and I cant do that dude im a one trick pony
>>171549763
>McCree: You know, that sake's not half bad, but I prefer a little bite to my liquor.
>Hanzo: How predictable! Such an unsophisticated taste.
Only interaction they have which I think was added this year.
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>>171549954
Then you don't belong in GM.
You were probably boosted
>>171549945
not him, but I don't see that as 'canon ship material' persay.
Hanzo and McCree both are skilled marksmen using weapons that would be unconventional for long-ranged fire in their world (an antique revolver, and an even more antique bow).
Both would also have a strong appreciation for alcohol, though no doubt for different reasons.
>McCree is too old for this shit
>Hanzo probably downs his sorrows to try not to think about killing his brother. And then finding out he's such a shitty assassin his brother lived then beat him in a followup 1v1.
I might see McCree and Genji just a bit more since Genji was the hedonist and still has a sense of humor.I'm still annoyed that of all the women they picked to make a canon lesbian, they went for the low-hanging fruit like Tracer.But I guess pretty much all the women are 'low-hanging lesbian bait fruit' really.
How come the wait time's always 3x longer than estimated? How come I keep getting queued with level 60s and 80s?
>>171550301
>levels matter
>>171550248
No, I went solo queue the entire way my dude
I'm just good at a select few not good at every hero
>>171550482
4000-4100 GM? That's basically masters.
A <good> player should be able to carry on any hero in plat/dia regardless of their mechanical skill with them, just by pure gamesense/positioning/decisionmaking.
I finally did it, /owg/. I finally broke into Platinum. Finally I can be considered just as shitty as the rest of you, and it's all thanks to Zenyatta.
Now how far do I have to climb until they won't just put me back into gold after ten more placement matches?
>>171550643
They will probably put you back in gold regardless. Two seasons in a row I ended 1 game from diamond and every time it dumps me at 1750 so I have to climb back up
>Placement
>1025
>wew lad
>hit 1600
>drop to 1300
>grind to 1993
>korean torb with 99hrs throws
>matched with dickmouths who junkrat and no voice chat
>drop to 1725
>pick up pharah
>struggle
>hit directly for MAXIMUM DAMAGE
>hit 2377 in 1 day
>team full of shitters that refuse to mic chat or team chat
>drop to 2355 after W-L-W-L-W-D
>trying to hit 2500+ in 2 days
>pulling hair
>you'd think after 2k the shitters would be stuck in bronze/silver but im wrong
Trying to hit plat tonight
>literally a plat player throughout the entire season
>blizzard decides to place me in gold for whatever fucking reason
>still stuck in gold because holy fuck these guys are fucking retarded
I suddenly have a new appreciation for all the people who bitch about silver/gold. Their complaints are 100% justified.
>>171550629
GMs are not golden gods by default, there are still fucking retards there.
>tfw no qt femboy top 50 mercy main bf
but mother said the perfect guy doesn't exist...
twitch tv/little_menace
>>171550698
You can do it
>>171550724
Git gud, gold shitter
>>171550789
>twitch tv/little_menace
hes ugly
>>171545284
I don't use Hog much so I can't tell myself, but how bad is the increased distance between Hog and his hook victim?
I've been running into a lot of hogs who whiff their shots after having hooked me. Regardless of which hero I use.
>>171550789
He's thin and that's about it. Bad hair and slack jaw.
>>171550848
take it back
>>171550776
retards can't climb past 4200, each tier spills into the next one because of the "lucky/boosted shitters". GM starts at 4.2k-ish, master starts at 3.7k, and diamond starts at 3.1k
Why are the people I play against in QP so much worse than the people I play against in Comp?
>>171551007
Because they don't play to win, duh
>>171551007
In Comp, you're playing for a rank, Good Goy points and shit-talking rights
In QP, you're only playing for the right to spam "ggez" at the end of the game.
>>171550776
Thats sort of what Im getting at theres unrealistic expectations of what people play like to be in this rank
Just by knowing core heroes like S76, Rein and Ana I hit GM you just have to know how to play essentials well to get there, not every hero in the game
>>171551007
difference in mmr between the two. I hit high masters s3 and inbetween s3 and s4 I played alot of qp and I would get matched with low golds and shit. But also the whole quickplay isnt serious thing
>>171550979
if you're hot i can be your mercy bf
>>171550985
Post profile top 500 sama you seem so wise
>>171550789
>he does the hotshotgg sitting position
DROPPED
>be a plat shitter on console for 3 seasons
>convert to pc
>hit level 25 and do placements
>plat again
A-at least I climbed to almost 2900 which is higher than I've ever been. D-diamond here I c-come!
>>171550724
You can't hard carry in Overwatch, but you're retarded if you think you can't make a disproportionately larger impact than other people.
Basically, git gud.
>>171551051
You really don't get it do you?
It doesn't matter how mechanically skilled/practiced you are, you can carry low-rank(bronze-diamond) games just by knowing how the game works and exploit mistakes made by the other team.
>>171551090
I don't think so. I'm really hot irl but like most attractive peoplei play on console.
>>171551353
post pic and what console?
>>171551353
I like consoles as much as the next guy, but why in the bloody hell would anyone wanna play an FPS on a console. Do you prefer to eat with your feet as well?
>>171551437
Because consoles are more affordable and more people you can meet in the day-to-day are likely to play on console than PC
>>171551249
Yeah, thats simple enough
You underestimate how heavy your team really can be though
>Tfw friend plays damage and I plays supports
>he won't play Pharah because she's 'cheap'
>can't just curb stomp Comp with it
Seriously at anything below Diamond how is this even counterable? You can't shoot Pharah because of the healing and if you miss mercy for 1 second her regen starts
Other than godlike tracking or a good widow, neither of which exist here
>play soldier
>40% team damage
>easy win
But he's BORING AS FUCK
I want to have fun AND win, not choose one.
>>171551437
People are really nice and social. Plus the last thing i want to do after an 8 hour shift is come home and hunch over in an uncomfortable chair to stare at a monitor. Comfort and convenience i guess.
>>171551103
I'm not even top500, hell not even 4.2k.
But i can pick pharah in diamond games and win against widow+mccree+76+zen+ana+dva,
But I can pick rein/zrya/road/winston and absolutely destroy diamond bots,
But I can pick ana/zen and destroy diamond genji/tracer fags and still heal my team
I can also pick symmetra and have my TP at the first push,
I can pick sombra on attack and hit a 5man emp and command my team to go in via voice chat, and fucking win with literally anything.
>>171551507
>more people you can meet in the day-to-day are likely to play on console than PC
if you're an amerifat pleabian maybe
>>171551652
maybe buy a better chair you mong
>>171551654
>>171551737
I sit for like 6 hours at work. They don't make a chair comfortable enough dude.
>>171551589
unless there are 2 leavers you can always carry your team in some way
>>171550861
It's negligible for almost any character if you can use Hog worth a damn, but it's just enough to permanently cripple anyone who can't aim Hog's gun.
The only difference really is sometimes if I fuck up and don't step forward, Mei can ice block in time, and sometimes if I don't hit the follow up well enough, a Lucio can escape.
Anyone else should still be hook bait, like I said, if the Roadhog isn't shit.
>>171547915
probably the most blood thirsty mother fucker on any team
Rein is my most played tank
Lucio is my most played support
Reaper is my most played dps
what does this say about me?
>>171552161
You can't aim for shit
>Playing Reaper
>Having a good time
>Teleport to high ground, wait for enemy to push, jump down and shit on their healers, repeat
>Have bronze damage and team is winning
>Roadhog gets salty and says I need to switch so he can play Reaper and I need to take Hog
>Fuck off dumb faggot we're winning and I'm doing my job
>He switches to Soldier
>No tank
>Get shit on
>Its my fault
>>171549119
MAXIMUM POWER
>>171552242
Hog isn't really much of a tank anyway. Can't even body block without mobility, even Bastion is more of a tank.
>>171552242
having hog as your only tank is terrible, he's just an ult feeder without back up
you got a few picks and was below a tank or healer in damage
Any word from the devs on a D.va Res bug where she cannot shoot from her mech after being resurrected?
I've encountered this bug twice now.
>>171550789
>jojo reference for battletag
>>171552161
You play too close to the other team
>tank
Zarya
>dps
Pharah
>healer
Ana
Hit me
>>171552683
dude projectiles lol
>>171552594
The devs don't care about Dva. All of her bugs are still present, some which have been there from launch.
>>171548890
>Should I force myself into QP when I lose 2+ in a row?
Don't go to QP, that will just make you even angrier. Just take a break. Playing at all while tilted usually just tilts you further.
>>171548890
Orisa having kit overlap is the entire point
>>171552683
You're a sucker for hitting multiple heroes and making big swings in a match. You probably RMB a little too often than you should as Zarya.
My turn now,
>Tank
Winston
>DPS
Reaper
>Healer
Zenyatta
>>171552857
you feel like the kind of guy who enjoys killing squishies when their team is preoccupied with others.
>Tank
Roadhog
>DPS
Soldier
>Heal
Ana
It is also listend in order of how much I play them
>>171552932
Metafaggot
>>171552683
You find conventional methods boring, have decent aim, but still want to make impact.are you me
>>171553003
No I just come from quake
>>171552932
You want to fuck shit up because your team sure as hell can't do it.
>when your team gets ass raped by some autistic 250+ hours Junkrat main
There's no bigger humiliation than to lose to a Junkrat. I felt like a disappointment. So embarassing.
>>171552932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGh4ZU4H5Hk
>>171553143
Why didn't you go pharah
>>171552932
You either hate Pharah and dedicate yourself to killing her, or you wonder why everyone else has a hard time killing her.
>Tank
D.va
>DPS
Reaper
>Heal
Lucio
I've been playing some more widow in QP and I realized why people hate having widow on their team so much.
It has nothing to do with bad widows feeding.
In lower mmr, you can get 2-3 picks on squishy targets, and your team will still be too afraid to go in. So either you go in yourself and die to the tanks, or you just stand back and see your team not moving in from the chokepoint until the enemies you killed respawn. Same with defense, no one will contest the cart/point, you'll have to frag out enough to keep the enemies from even touching the point.
I'm not touching her in ranked, but it's consistent with the overwhelming, paralyzing fear that seems to cripple everyone I play with. It's the single biggest thing that's holding people back. Sometimes you have that single genji/tracer that goes in, but it's not like the rest will follow, and once that person will die, the rest of course still stands around. I actually asked a team why were they standing back when 2 people went in.
>"we are waiting for 6"
???
You're waiting for six because you just let 2 people die on their own you dumb motherfucker. And of course before those two people respawn someone will peek one time too much, get picked, and then the game is pretty much over because we're not getting another 6 man push until overtime.
>>171553279
You really don't like putting effort into your gameplay
>TankOrisaReinhardt
>DPS
Sombra
>Support
Zenyatta
>>171553279
You either have no aim or you really like getting into people's faces.
>Tank
Reinhardt
>DPSTorbjorn
>HealerSymmetra
WHEN?!
>2355
>76
>3 golds
>Ask where is the rest of DPS
>get told 1 dps is fine
>team comp
>winston, 76, rein, mercy, lucio, hogshitter
>LOSE
>fuck my life
>ill never be plat
>>171551617
I know that feel. Only thing you can hope for is to somehow git consistently gud at a different DPS.
>>171553370
At what rank do you experience this?
What am I supposed to be doing with Sombra? I know trying to go assassin is not an option unless I find a lonely Zen. Do I shoot at the meaty tanks to build ult charge?
>>171553667
high plat low diamond
D.va (35.5hr) is my most played Tank
Sombra (28hrQP)/Pharah (20 hr all modes) is my most played DPS
Ana (21.5 hr) is my most played Support
What does this say about me?
>>171553615
>a boring ass "old look" skin
Fuck that, I want a skin where the weapon actually looks nice.
>>171553376
All 3 of these heroes have nearly no overlap with each other. You either have ADHD and can't stand playing just 1 way for too long, or you're a real team player who likes to communicate and make friends with his team. Probably the former.
>>171553387
You're the kind of guy who screams "ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN".
>>171553704
(the master players I play with in qp do exactly the same shit though)
>>171553729
Rampant jungle fever.
>>171553697
>build ult charge
Hack health packs, tell your team about them, and hope they use them.
>>171553615
Amelie was never part of OW, Gerard was. If you swapped the band for a Talon emblem, maybe
>>171553697
My friend is in high Diamond with Sombra, judging by his playstyle:
Hit and Run
Stealth in, Hack something/EMP, Deal some damage, Translocate out.
Don't hack the supports, it disrupts them very little compared to a rein that can't block and a tracer that can't blink.
>>171553729
Still an embryo.
>>171553697
Hack tanks and flankers who are too distracted to focus you and perform kill assists, this includes confirming kills on damaged and fleeing enemies.
>it's a you can't believe these people are in the same MMR pool as you episode
So I'm not sure if I understand this correctly.
I know QP mmr affects ranked mmr on first calibration, but does that hold for the seasonal calibration as well?
It would explain why I calibrated over 500 SR lower than last season as I almost always just fuck around in QP.
>>171553697
Hacking an enemy tank or someone who relies on mobility is the most important thing you can do. Also, hacking/EMP a mercy when you know she's got ult can turn team fights.
>>171553376
You prefer the place between making big impact and letting your team do the work.
>>171553615
>Still has the tattoos
Damn, it's so close to being perfect.
>Playing at 2800
>Players playing well because they want to hit diamond
>Playing at 3000
>Everybody playing like SHIT, not communicating, overloaded with koreans
jesus
when does this stop
>>171553615
Hopefully never because it looks retarded as fuck
>guys people are slightly annoyed by having a Lucio in every game, what do?
>I know, let's buff him and make him the most obnoxious hero to deal with!
>>171553928
>I calibrated over 500 SR lower than last season
This is apparently "working as intended". They just haven't bothered to explain why...
>>171554303
Can't vouch for GM, but I recall this happening at low Diamond.
>>171553697
>What am I supposed to be doing with Sombra?
hacking your computer and uninstalling the game
>final score
>1-2
>...
>...
>...
>Defeat
Fuck just let me leave as soon as the match ends so I don't have to watch these idiots fight in chat any longer
LONG HAIRED TRACER SKIN FUCKING WHEN
>>171554357
What's the story behind this gif? He looks like a mini-human
>>171554532
Long hair's not very good for running fast.
>>171554381
I need to sleep. I meant high Diamond, low Masters.
>>171554357
It's amazing, isn't it? Can't wait until the changes hit.
>>171554578
>He looks like a mini-human
The technical term is dwarfism.
An example is pic related
>>171554585
tracer doesnt actually run fast.
>DPS
hanzo
>Tank
road
>Support
dunno don't ever play support it's boring
what does this say about me
Who will they touch next? Soldier or Zarya?
>>171554707
Nice meme.
>>171546210
Unnecessary. Just hack and kill before the shields go up.
Buff D.Va's ass please.
>>171554709
>hanzo and roadhog
>don't ever play support
You know exactly what this says about you anon.
>mfw I hear someone call a play of the game a "Pot Gee"
>>171554735
They already nerfed Zarya
>>171554709
> what does this say about me
> DPS: Hanzo
Not a DPS. You're retarded.
> Support is boring
You're an impatient dweeb.
>>171554578
The great turkroach, he was a hell of a fighter, but accidentally got Raid'ed one fateful night
>>171554735
Pharah, judging by the bitching on the forums.
>>171554940
Right, everybody knows Hanzo is a tank-support hybrid.
That's why they made Orisa, so that Hanzo doesn't have a monopoly on the role.
>>171554664
But it different from dwarfism, he looks like a child sized adult with normal proportions.
>>171555049
There's over 200 kinds of dwarfism. I don't claim to know the ins and outs of each.
>>171554735
Solider. I'm sure by now they know why they can't remove Reim and Lucio from their almost mandatory pick rates, but 76 being the strongest DPS heroes is telling. I dunno why they even buffed his damage in the first place
>call hacks on a widow because she's only getting headshots yet somehow misses a ton
>PoTG shows how her mouse constantly slews to headshot while within a certain distance
>do some research, it turns out there's literally a hack that does this for you
Holy shit how do you even fight a hack like that? The difference between good and hacking would be nearly impossible to tell unless you constantly monitored a player.
>>171554864
she moves through time with her blink. she doesnt actually run fast.
>>171555149
Possibly difficult for a person to tell, fairly easy for a computer to tell.
what's the next event?
>>171553729
good taste famalam
tried tracer?
>>171555049
>he doesn't know Koksal Baba
>Dos
McCree
>Tank
Hog
>Support
Mercy and Lucio
Rate
How do we buff Winston, Torbjorn, and Reaper?
>>171553729
that you care about our opinion on your playtime on certain heroes. consider suicide.
>>171555327
I meant dps haha whoops
>>171555350
winston and torb are fine and reaper needs to be removed from the game because he's just a useless Roadhog by design
>>171555426
>Winston and Torb are fine
anon pls, dumbshit players underestimating a torb landing good shots doesn't make him good. And with these Lucio buffs Winston will be even more out of a job than he already is.
>Lucio/Mercy will be the new meta on 2 CP maps
just fuck my game up senpai
>>171555426
If they designed him to work like he does in the animated shorts he'd be fine. He just needs a topdown rework because he's boring as fuck to play with and against, and essentially has no mechanics.
They day I got out of Platinum I thought people would be a little more different. It's still the same people who leave, dc or just plain retarded.
Is Masters any better?
>>171555518
I don't care about your gold opinions, this is not an argument. Torb works in GM so he's fine, Winston is pretty much meta because dive is the meta on most maps. And both will only be stronger when the patch goes live.
I just bought this game, what's so great about it?
I just finished the tutorial and it keeps trying to put me in a game when I literally just wanna fuck around and learn the controls a bit better
PS4 btw
Just give me some pointers before I start
>>171547915
That you are me.
>>171555350
>>171555558
At the very least his teleport needs a complete rework to the way it works.
Better would be remaking him altogether
>>171555608
>Torb works in GM
No he doesn't.
>>171547046
oh my god fucking kill your self seriously
>>171555563
Plenty of plats can dip into low diamond so it is pretty much still plat.
>>171555350
>Winston
Winston is a situational god. Mercy damage boost or Lucio speed boost guarantee the death of all the enemy squishies
>Torb
Again, Situational. if the enemy tanks are Roadhog and Zarya Torb can wreak havoc because the turret has nothing between it and it's targets.
>Reaper
Reaper is made invalid by Roadhog.
>Higher DPS
>Higher HP
>More Effective Self Heal
>Lower Cooldowns
Reaper needs at least two of these statements to not be true for him to be viable.
If your asking how to not make a hero situational, then you forgot to add Junkrat, Pharah, and Symettra, and probably others to your list.
>>171555563
I played everywhere between 1800 and 3600, the only difference I've noticed on higher SR is that on general people pick meta stuff more often and complain a little bit less.
>tfw level 240 and I finally realised I'm just bad at the game because I can't climb out of gold
It's sort of a relief I guess. When did you realise you're bad?
>>171555204
That's literally what being fast means.
>>171555735
>Mercy damage boost or Lucio speed boost guarantee the death of all the enemy squishies
Not after these Lucio buffs
>if the enemy tanks are Roadhog and Zarya
Does this happen outside of QP or Bronze?
>>171555796
Then what's the fucking point of playing competitive then, might as well just play QP ffs.
>>171555821
You can win on plat and low diamond with zarya and hog
>>171555815
when you get to master
>>171555821
>Not after these Lucio buffs
I don't understand your point, anon.
>Monkey dives in
>Wallride in at mach 10
>Stay with monkey
>Monkey jumps out
>Wallride back to main team
>Reins shield is still at 50% and no one has taken damage since I left.
>Does Roadhog and Zarya happen outside of QP or Bronze.
Yes anon, that's called Platinum.
>>171555615
>PS4 muh controls
>give me some pointers before I start
go shove that gaypad of yours in your ass
>>171555615
max out your sensitivity and get used to it. also leave the tutorial and rejoin it so it doesn't keep giving you prompts
>>171555817
but then why would long hair be an issue?
>>171555815
I'm lvl 640 and the height of my career is when I dip into diamond once a season. I calibrated so low in S4 I don't think I can reach diamond this time. I regulary get fucked by characters who are supposed to be countered with mine.
I'm good in shit tactics - picking the op hero of the latest patch and wreak havoc - tho.
>>171555815
My buddy did, I think.
>used to occasionally play comp with 3 friends, always stuck around low gold
>I usually quit early because I don't want to turn into that guy, end up exclusively playing QP, never really bother with comp again
>1 friend, let's call him Dave, used to be vocal and telling people what to do
>fast forward to current season, he decides maybe it's better so solo queue comp placements 'so he can see how good he really is'
>Dave ends up placing mid Bronze, friend two places at low bronze, friend 3 and myself place 1 victory away from plat
>friend two flatout stops placing since he fell down to 900, Dave is shocked he placed so low, turns into a 'if I can do anything else please tell me, or tell me if I do anything wrong' kind of guy
I'm not saying gold isn't shitter league altogether, buy being placed two ranks below us changed him. Funny that the game now provides me with a solid reason not to play with him, due to the 1k SR difference.
>>171555204
No she doesn't.
She speeds the time for herself which makes her move so sanic fast that it looks like she's jumping through time, this is also why she leaves a trail of light.
>Ana, I don't approve of what you did to my healing technology
>proceedes to make genji a cyborg killingmachine
How many hours until Orisa is released?
>>171556234
It can still get tangled and caught on things.
>>171555125
>I dunno why they even buffed his damage in the first place
His pick rate in pro games was lower than Junkrat's.
ded general
>>171556297
my friend is currently going through the same thing.
i think his problem is that he watches pros all the time and wants to play like them. so he goes to good vantage points but his fellow silver shitters arent there. so he keeps saying in voice that everyone needs to group up with him all game instead of realizing that his team is 5v6 the whole time since he's up top bitching. he's not wrong, but he's not flexible
>>171556468
Well over a day yet
>>171552242
>Let me switch from Hog to Reaper
What is the purpose of this?
I'm finally close to level 600, and i've been playing moderately almost every day for a few hours since release.
What a lovely fun trip it has been.Still, i cannot help with the fact that this game attracts a special kind of userbase that is extremely unfunny to play with.
Given that Overwatch is, and we can all agree about this, not a game where a good mechanical aim wins on everything, there is virtually no reason to fail in all these categories of players doing mistakes or bad things, like trickling, tackling, tilting, trying to clutch against tanks or pocketed enemy teams or any kind of stuff.
After almost 600 hours i have seen an ungodly amount of shit, including gold and silver shitters who were godlike with mccree and widow and grandmasters who could not even hit roadhog or any other target.
Even worse, people failing to realize that after grasping the concepts and learning how to use every hero in the game, Overwatch turns into a very simple game with simple mechanics and concepts, it really doesn't take anything to reach master or even grandmaster.
I think this is all beyond retarded, i will never understand why if you reach a SR of 4000 your opinion is suddenly more worthy of someone who just kicked your ass in quickplay and you basically get a free "talk shit about those who ranked lower than you" ticket.
I was 50 in S1, lowplat in S2, diamond in S3 and i've finally reached grandmaster in S4 by doing nothing but playing the game as it was meant to be, try to work best as a team.
I've seen many shitters rated masters because "lol i had a 10 win streaks from diamond".
This is pretty pathetic in my opinion, the Overwatch dev team should have never made this SR rating bullshit in first place, or at least make it private, as the amount of bullshit in games that happens thanks to the childish idiots tilting teammates on purpose because of apparently "bad picks" is seriously a cancer losing games before they're even started.
>>171557179
I'm just glad Dave is now willing to heed our advice, at least he means well. I jokingly told him he'd be ready if he would be able to defeat me in mystery duel (I've won most games 5/1 or 5/2).
On the risk of making me sound bad, I'm just glad my other friend stopped playing, he played like he was wearing pic related while playing the game, without responding to queues, enemy compositions or advice from us.
>Playing hog and not getting gold damage and elims 9/10 games
I really think they need to make a change to Sombra if they insist on keeping this shitty 2-2-2 meta.
Maybe tightening up her cone of fire so that she can actually assassinate would be a good, non-op change.
>>171557553
>playing Lucio and not getting gold healing, objective time and objective kills 9/10 games
>>171553928
No, it doesn't affect the newer placements.
Everyone got placed lower by default but you get a 20-game SR boost if you win.
It's for people to experience "climbing"
I finished s3 at 4050(after a couple days of decay),
i got placed at 3900 after going 5-5 in placements. After that i got 40-60 points per win, now I'm at 4180.
WHAT
>>171557684
>Everyone got placed lower by default but you get a 20-game SR boost if you win.
i wish i knew this
i was diamond in s1, i got into gold in s2 because i lost every game
and now everyone calls me a gold shitter
>when you objectively outskill your opponent by reacting to what you saw on your screen but you get fucked over by le favour le shooter meme anyway
>>171557841
I'm sure you blamed 20 tick 6 months ago.
Take responsibility for your failures.
>>171553615
Look at all those lorefags crying their bitch babby tears all over this pic.
Just pull a HotS and make crossover pics, Nova Widow skin, bam, done, lorefags btfo.
>>171557789
Well if you are a diamond lvl player you should be able to win the next 10-15-ish games for 40SR each, climbing 400-600 SR
>>171552932
meta slave.
>tank
zarya
>dps
sombra
>support
ana/zen
>>171557956
i know, unfortunately i wasn't aware of that since i didn't follow the developer updates or whatsoever
i remember doing my ten matches, getting very sad because apparently i was a gold scrub and never playing comp again
now i'm a gold scrub that gets placed with high diamond, masters and grandmasters in qp
life is suffering
Why do Pharah and motorbikes go so well together?is it because her being a speed junkie and adrenaline seeker make sense?
No competitive game worth its salt has female characters.
Golden guns were a mistake.
Many idiots who would never touch comp were lured by it by these fucking stupid piss-colored weapon skins.
Prove me wrong.
>>171558147
>4 stack calling me a faggot and literally lying and saying they have gold elims and i don't know how to play soldier and is there anything i even know how to play
>all because i said "we're getting flanked turn around"
>>171557912
It actually was way worse 6 months ago, but bullshit still happens. Activating Zarya's shield, hearing the sound effect, briefly seeing the visual effects, but still getting pulled in by Roadhog while the shield goes on cooldown, yeah, absolutely my fault. And no, I don't have 3rd world internet speeds before you make dumb assumptions.
>>171558225
Quake characters have such edgy names
>>171558147
>>171558225
>>171558106
Have you ever seen the movie Top Gun?
>>171558106
It doesn't, stop normalizing arabs as people that are into white culture things.
>>171557441
Im probably the only one who read your shit, and I have to say, you're not wrong.
Ive been GM for 2 seasons, bottom 4k and 4.2(current).
I play a fuckton of quickplay and it seems to me that the biggest egos are fresh GMs, fresh masters and fresh diamonds (which is fucking hilarious).
Like I've been told in quick play by a diamond that "they have mccree pharah isn't working switch retard". But completely blind accusations as if they were the gods of this game because they got a new badge in ranked.
(I was killing the mccree in open 1v1 anyways)
I think it's just a temporary thing, but you see it so often because people are hitting new ranks often.
Just something you have to deal with. Retards exist and will exist as long as the game is alive.
>>171558035
no one ever notices that you're enabling their potg
>tank
rein
>DPS
pharah
>support
Lucio/zen
>>171558149
Kaplan agrees with you, and doesn't want to link any more rewards to comp points because of that.
>>171558106
Jets and bikes got a lot in common.
Pharah is literally a human jet
>>171558362
This
>>171558491
You like being the guy who everybody wants to shoot at.
>Tank
Roadhog
>DPS
Reaper
>Support
Mercy
>>171558520
>Kaplan agrees with you, and doesn't want to link any more rewards to comp points because of that.
source
I thought we were getting more comp rewards soon
>>171558350
>6'6
Holy shit
>>171558491
>no one ever notices that you're enabling their potg
fer fucks sake.
>>171558549
simplicity is a good thing to you.
>>171558362
I didbut somehow the Hot Shots parody scene is more clear in my mind; also the Archer short parody as well
>>171558491
You put teamwork before everything
>tank
Zarya/Winston/Rein
>DPS
Pharah/Soldier/Reaper(when he was viable ;_;)
>support
Lucio/Zen
>>171558350
Is she in new quake?
>>171555563
Are people still people?
>>171558035
You seem to like the support role quite a while, everyone of your characters is made to work with their team or die.
As for myself:
>Attack
Sombra
>Defense
Torb
>Tank
Winston
>Support
Zenyatta
When will Orisa fucking hit live? Why is she taking so fucking much?
>>171558614
>6'6
>170 lbs
wow how intimidating
>>171558350
>>171558225
Thanks for proving my point, buddy. Pulling risque shit like this is precisely why Quake got replaced by CS.
>>171558898
so she doesn't get the normal treatment ( shes shit, shes uberbuffed, shes nerfed) that ana caused and sombra suffered for.
>>171558643
You have good game sense.
/ game plan and know what heroes are appropriate when and where
>tank
Zarya
>DPS
Tracer
>healer
Ana
>>171558831
Fuck off Chu. No one likes your cryptic bullshit.
>>171558956
When you like to play different roles, you like to engage at different ranges.
>Tank
D.va
>DPS
Reaper
>Support
Zenyatta
>Defense
Mei
>>171558426
That stuff sounded a bit more like a rant, for which i apologize, but i think you understood what i meant with that.
This game has a serious moba-audience infestation.
It is heartbreaking to see mccree mains with 300 hours on mccree alone hitting everything and still getting rated lowsilver because they play supports (and i suppose soloqueue as well) and getting trashtalked by the fresh GM of the week that gets completely destroyed.
>lol this mccree lucker
And that cunt gets 4 gold medals card and potg as well.
This happens quite a lot of time in CTF because everyone is an idiot in that mode, always complaining about teammates and tilting each other to no end.
This is just bullshit, and in comp is even worse because
>muh bad picks lol u got 7k damage with pharah pls switch im a better pharah main eks dee
>oh your not switching ok picking torb and hammering my turret in the spawn enjoy the throw
I wish they could add a way to hide your SR from everyone but friends, it will surely be exploited by everyone that isn't a boasting faggot but it will suddenly increase the quality of the matches by 20%.
They said they didn't add a scoreboard or stuff like that to avoid bitching in teamchat between teammates.
Well the profile career is basically the same.
Hell, even a private profile would be good.
>Entire team runs out of my transcendence, off the point, and die to the enemy team
>Start complaining about not being healed
Can we change Zen's ult so that it also blocks your team from running out of it?
Just made it to Diamond on the PS4. Where does this place me? In the top 30%?
>>171559040
People will judge the book by its cover.
It's completely normal, its also logical.
(For example you'd rather have someone play dps with S1:70,S2:3.6k,S3:3.8k,S4:4.1k
Than
S1:46,S2:2.7k,S3:2.8k,S4:4.1k)
People having large egos over their numbers are also completely normal, it's human nature to flaunt things you find worthy for yourself.
If it's a diamond badge, all I can feel is pity, but that's just one PoV.
You shouldn't give a shit outside ranked anyways, and when you meet special challenged people there, just remind yourself that they won't be going up, and you will most likely do. Don't tilt yourself over others, because that makes you exactly like them.
source: psych major
>>171558584
I can't seem to find it, but it was either a post on the forums or on the reddit AMA.
He didn't say we won't be getting more rewards, he just found it conflicting because it would kinda force people into conpetitive even if they didn't like that part of the game just to get the comp money to buy exclusive things. So he personally didn't like it, but it was being dicussed internally.
Why does nobody but me notice Junkrat's obvious traps in the middle of the walkway?
>>171559467
I dunno, I got there without even doing much.
I feel like there are so many players on PS4 that almost everyone is in there.
I wish we could actually say player base numbers.
>>171559556
> it would kinda force people into conpetitive even if they didn't like that part of the game just to get the comp money to buy exclusive things
what a fucking retarded mindset.
If people are "forced" into comp then they will remain at the low rank that they deserve.
>>171559598
*I meant so few
>>171558949
No. The real reason was that CS was slow enough for normies
>>171559556
You play competitive to strive for something, let it be e-peen,gold weapons,animated sprays, or just the spirit of a highly competitive environment, you will do your best to achieve it.
They absolutely should add more comp rewards to MAKE people invested in the game on the longer time span. Their ultimate goal is to keep the playerbase. Even if jeffkay doesn't like the competitive environment, it makes people play the game more, and THAT is what matters for blizz.
>>171559539
I wish more people could understand this.
What can we do, anon, to help the masses?
>>171559909
i've seen plat players with 11 golden guns, level 800
plat in all seasons, they just farm 3-4 comp guns every season
that's like 900 won matches
so much for the "exclusive" golden skins
>>171559582
Tunnelvision.
>when you're busy trying to shoot a trap and your teammate walks right into it
Anyone got the Lucio Eichenwalde webm? Is it really only 5 seconds from spawn now?
>>171559632
I guess he doesn't want to hurt people's feelings by telling them they're bad at the game. Plus a reduced playerbase that wants to be there to climb the ranks should mean at least a little less toxicity on the matches.
>>171559927
Nothing.
Ignore retards, have fun. It's your game, and you have mute/report buttons for a reason. If some lying fraudulent scum IRL came up to you and asked if you would invest in his shit you would just say no and walk away. Learn how to say no and walk away from retards in the game. Of course you will lose a lot because of this but you can always climb back to the rank where you belong.
>>171560008
>Play hog
>See junkrat trap
>One shot it, then him
>still have hook
>>171560098
>Nothing.
>another day of not looking for a job and playing overwatch
>>171559992
Remember that in s1 golden guns were a lot cheaper and people could buy 2-5 with little impact from their rank
Vampire Symmetra
Best Vampire.
Best Symmetra.
>>171545617
He said "NOT NECESSARILY driven by romance" meaning THERE IS NO FUCKING ROMANCE going on you fucking retard
>>171559804
>says the guy playing overwatch
>>171559582
I'm guilty of this as a tracer
Usually sucker only gets me once before i know the enemy has a junkrat
>>171560283
Get good enough to do it as your job.
>>171559582
Because he's an utterly irrelevant character that people literally forget about unless they randomly step on a trap.
1/3
>>171560345
Csgo = mechanical skill +teamwork
Ow = gamesense,decision making +teamwork
Quake(duel) = gamesense,mechanical skill, decision making -teamwork
To each of their own
>2 stack in team
>Pharah Mercy
>"wow they're countering us"
>"they're countering us pretty hard"
>"yeah they've countering us"
>They're still Pharah and Mercy at the end of the game
JESUS FUCK
"MASTER" MY ASS
>>171558035
You like shutting down enemy plays
>tank
Rein
>healer
Lucio
>DPS
Junkrat
>>171560543
2/3
>>171560731
duoqueueing pharmercy players are rubbish. it's season 1 all over again and it still doesn't work.
>>171560543
>>171560842
>obese mei
stop
>>171560403
>stuck in plat for four seasons
>no one watches nobody streamers
I should just suck it up and work at McDonalds like I fucking deserve
>>171560951
Wait til you see 3/3
>>171560804
You like being the guy behind the frontline helping the team, or being the frontline itself.
>Tank
D.va
>Healer
Zenyatta
>DPS
Bastion
>>171554357
>Ryūjin no ken wo kurae.gif
>>171561037
You like robots
>>171561173
No, I like you
>>171561186
A-anon... I... I don't think I'm ready for this...
>>171560941
Here's something I noticed:
Solo q pharah 'mains' usually play well but bail as soon as the other team picks hitscan, and play like dog shit on their new pick.
Duoq pharmercy players are trash
Duoq pharah+(usually)tank are godlike pharah players, and end up carrying the team until they get hard countered with zen+double hitscan. Then their off pick is always decent.
My friend is a masters player who joined a game of mine on a new account (I am Gold) and got accused of hacking for like 30 games in a row lol. Can I get banned for having a player who is a smurf in my group?
>>171561260
Will we ever be? Escape with me, tonight!
>>171561380
>can i get banned for playing the game?
Idk man
>>171561417
Wherever you go, I will be there with you!
>>171561380
No. Smurf accounts are only morally wrong
>>171561380
No.
Tell him to get used to it.
>>171560842
too FAT
>mystery heroes
>get junkrat
>just keep spamming attack
>mfw triple kill out of no where
why is he considered a hard hero?
>>171561780
>why is he considered a hard hero?
LMAO
>>171561780
>why is he considered a hard hero?
He isn't. At all.
>>171561760
>>171560951
mei IS obese, get over it
>>171562371
What a time to be alive
>>171560543
>>171560842
Post the third already!
mornin'
>>171562935
Good morning little miss Korea
Be my friend and play comp with me ~
NA support main at 2100sr
Btag: Mollywhoppin#1159
>>171548231
has this ever been a thing and how does one come upon that thought process
>>171562291
Suck a dick. No wait, you gonna enjoy it you fag.
>>171563250
How's the connection between US and Oceania? Cause it's been terrible in previous games I've played.
>>171563309
I get 90 ping in Japan, it's not bad.
>when your shitty sense of humor makes the gamer gurl laugh uncontrollably
I should have send a friend request. Did i miss my one chance at true love?
>drop shield at literally 2hp
>WOW REIN WHY'D YOU DROP YOUR SHIELD
>>171563652
Recent players? I'm sure you could find somehow.
>>171563309
>>171563778
Don't do this, just let it go.
>>171563652
Totally, she was ready to suck your e-dick.
>>171563652
Long distance doesn't work unless it's with another guy. Girls have options, gay guys really don't
>>171550161
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>>171559024
You like to be fucking useless
>Attack
Soldier, Sombra, Genji
>Defense
Bastion, Widowmaker
>Tanks
RoadhogOrisa
>Support
LĂşcio, Ana
>>171563778
Isn't there like a 2 minute window where it's acceptable before it gets weird? If we get matched again ill add her.
>>171563806
Fuck man. She plays mercy too. I need some mercy action.
>>171563880
Yeah and her opinion of me was a good one. I goofed real bad. Idk man, guys rage and talk a lot. She didn't say much but she laughed every time i said something funny. I wasn't even trying to be funny.
>>171547679
2.9k atm, season high of 3.4k last season
im not really gonna blame shitty teammates here, i feel like whats really holding me back from masters is my inability to reliably track enemy ults and most importantly expect them in a teamfight.
masters and gm's, how do i get better at this?
>>171564162
She's ready to hop on your dick. Go home to her and surprise her, chicks dig that
>>171564091
You're a grown man, yes, but not a mature one or so it seems
>>171564162
maybe she was laughing at you
>Third capture point in a row
Should I end it
>>171560842
>>171560951
>>171561012
>>171561760
>>171562291
>>171562371
>>171562858
3/3 (final)I am a grown man and I am crying tears.
>>171564431
delet
WHEN IS ORISA
>>171564497
tomorrow you daft cunt
>>171564497
BUMP
WHEEEEEEN????
>>171564543
hOW MANY HOURS EXACTLY
When is Orisa getting added?
>>171564604
'bout tree fiddy
>Comp
>Hollywood, have a fun game and win
>Go up 50 points
>Anubis
>Stomped, lose 30 points
>Anubis
>Stomped lose 45 points
Just another day in comp fellas, may as well not have played
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/orisa-21-march-2017-countdown-clock
There's when the patch should go live
>>171564717
Thanks freindo
So I stopped playing since the New Year event. How has the meta evolved? I hear that Bastionshit is now top tier pick. I think I'll start going into comp again when Orisa is out
>>171563652
>tfw you bully the mercy main gamur gurl and call her your heal slut
I feel bad about it honestly but she didn't seem to mind.
>>171564226
>Decide to play comp for the first time and do placement matches with a couple of friends
>We get a literal 9 year old on our team
I didn't want to be mean to the kid but he was really testing my patience. We still won in the end because the enemy team was silver tier.
I want D.Va tokillme!
>>171547679
Lucio with 150 HP when? His mobility is better than Tracer's now.
>>171564836
I want D.Va to dieby choking on my cock.
>>171564074
>>171559024
In case you're offended, it's a joke.
You're a team player, you play at your best when you're with a well coordinated team, waiting for the perfect opportunity to take the enemy team by surprise
>>171564885
After he hits 100% usage like Ana.
Trivialize each hero.
>Le hold M1 in general vicinity of enemy man
>>171564885
That would probably be reasonable. He's also one of the smaller characters in the game so it would make some sense.
>>171564964
They'll just slow his projectiles a bit or something like else similar to what the slap on the wrist they're giving to Ana.
>>171564979
That's not Winston.
Reinhardt is
>Le hold M2 in general vicinity of enemy man
>>171564885
>mfw when lĂşcio is literally support tracer now
>Pouncing on Mercy as Reaper
>Completely shutting down her rez and mopping the floor with Ana too
>Team is complaining I only have bronze damage despite shutting down the entirety of the enemy team's supports
Am I in the wrong for thinking I was doing great? I hear people say medals don't always tell the whole story, is it true or am I completely wrong here?
>>171564885
HP changes are probably the most drastic ones you can make, look at dva's armor buff and zen being worthless with 150 hp.
It remains to be seen whether Lucio will be picked up as much now he's not a generalised afk healbot and requires effort to do well with
>>171565030
>ana
>slap on the wrist
her dps is significantly worse now, do you want her to be useless?
>>171565081
you did your job to a t as a flanker
So Junkertown got some mention out of the blue with D.VA's Junker skin lore snippet
Am I being too optimistic for Junkertown update soon?
>>171564979
More like hold m2 for an the duration of the round man.
Hanzo:
>aim vaguely towards someones feet for instakill man
Soldier:
>hold m2 on the red rectangle man
McCree:
>left click on heads the hero
Lucio:
>turbonigger of occasionally pressing E
>>171565206
No way to really know but we should be getting a new map in May. I'd like to think we'd get more for a one year anniversary but we'll see.
>>171565206
Yes. The entire community hates Junkrat and Roadhog so expect no love for them ever.
>>171565269
It's a shame. The Junkers are probably the most interesting part about the lore
>>171565269
>Entire community
Typical junkerfag delusion. Junkrat has legions of autistic shitters who worship him because he's so funny xD and random, as well as the fetishists who like twinks and daddy dom or whatever with Roadhog.
Speaking of Roadhog, he gets tons of love because he's le epic fat silent man who doesn't take shit from anyone. Both have hoards of children who play them because they take no skill in lower tiers.
Overwatch has pandering down to a tee, and this includes the fags who think they have good taste because they like Junkrat and Roadhog. They're just too stupid to notice they're being pandered to.
Was Gabriel's voice always like this? His voice actor can talk exactly like Reaper on his own, so, it's plausible.
>get silver medal for damage at 18.1k
>some guy gets a card for top damage on your team
>did 18.3k
>31% of team damage
>the two of you have 60% of the team's damage between yourselves.
>tank is a roadhog who did 12k damage
>healer was a Zenyatta who did 5k
>no one left
>no one joined late
>the Tracer and Genji have 7k damage between the two of them
>in a match where a Hanzo and a Soldier each got 18k
It's like some people can't find their fucking left mouse button.
>>171565268
>Reaper becomes invulnerable during Shadow Step
>The activation is now instant and there is no delay after reaching the destination
>During Shadow Step, Reaper now assumes a mist form that travels to the destination in a direct line.
Fixed.
>>171565540
Spotted the Silver shitter.
Junkrat is the most useless pick in the game and the community is still salted over Roadhog's 'broken' hook.
>>171565565
His origins skin speak the same so I wouldn't doubt it, but I doubt they'd go the extra length of changing the voice for a skin
>>171565723
>Recording 200+ lines again just for a skin
No
>be mei
>wait for team to go in and start freezing people
>entire enemy team immediately focuses you
>ice block
>watch team mates run away
>entire enemy team just waits for your ice block to end
Being Mei is pain.
>>171565839
Good, fuck you in particular.
>>171565781
>recording
>not just removing the filter
>>171565667
>fixed
>allowing people to see you travel with it
No you fucking retard. No. The entire point of his teleport is to allow him to go from one place to another WITHOUT BEING SEEN. Just because you're too stupid to figure out how to find a spot in cover where no one sees you activate it to reach another spot behind cover where no one will see you arrive doesn't mean the ability isn't working as intended.
>>171565713
I know Junkrat is a shit hero, that doesn't stop the mobs of children from "maining" him. Also I wasn't just talking his viability in-game, some people just kiss the ground he walks upon because he's so epic!!
Same with Roadhog. The general community thinks he is broken but there are plenty of people who like that. If you think they get no love after the constant event skins and whatnot you are a delusional faggot.
>>171565723
Genji, Soldier 76 and i think Ana have same issue.
>>171565713
>most useless pick
>not winston
>not sombra
>>171565923
Reaper has no filter. Listen to his voice actor ask where the bathroom is using Reaper's voice.
>>171565935
If you've ever reached the higher Ranks you'll know that everyone hates Junkrat. But you haven't, so you're spouting shit like a retard. So typical; don't post here again until you become a better player.
>>171565992
>>171565713
Speaking of Silver here he is. Sombra is debatable and I don't even want to get into that but if you think Winston is the worst character you need to go back to shoving your Junkrat dildo up your ass.
>>171566026
Reaper has a massive reverb added to the lines...
>>171566034
That's like saying EVERYONE xDD hates Hanzo or Widow. Viability in higher tiers =/= Love for a hero and the love Blizz gives them
I know the "no u silver!!" is the go to insult in this general but you'll have to try a little harder than that.
>>171565992
lol wut, Winston needs a lot of team support and awareness but he's amazing in the right hands.
>>171566052
>Junkrat is worst than Sombra and Winston because despite his incredible area denial and damage potential I really suck at not just driving his rip tire in a straight line from downtown at hitscan characters
>meanwhile Winston and Sombra are good because they have extremely specific scenarios where they can be used
Trying too hard there mate.
>>171565992
>Winston
>Useless
If you dive the whole team and get a 6v1 focus melting you sure, but even a mediocre Winston can punish Genji, Widow and Mercy for being the slightest bit out of position.
>>171566294
https://www.overbuff.com/heroes?mode=competitive
Go tell the competitive scene then.
>>171566294
stop using the word punish, it means nothing.
>just got a boop that would have been a team wipe on PTR lucio
i am ready
>>171566143
There is no game past the professional meta; stop posting shitter.
>>171545786
People stop making fun of me for maining Junkrat.If only.
>>171566184
>Here let me talk about one good side of a hero while ignoring the viability of others and passing them off as good "only in specific situations"
I really do want a world where everyone hates Junkrat other anon, I really, really do, but as you can see there will always be blind retards who defend him.
>>171566084
There might be some of it added, but he still sounds like he has throat cancer and he's growling.
>>171565839
iktf so, so, so much
I've mastered the art of typing lightspeed in Match chat something like "RIP" or if I'm fast enough longer things like "it was at this moment that Mei knew. She fucked up" or "time to get a pounding"
>>171565206
Junkertown would be interesting but what type of map would it be
>>171566340
>capitalizing on other player's mistakes is not a thing
okay then
>>171545617
Can I have a sauce on this please
>>171566557
Fuck off Ana76 cuck.
>DPS
Junkrat
>Tank
Orisa
>Support
Zenyatta
What does it mean?
>>171566026
Nigga he still has a filter. He has reverb/flanger. And even then Reaper could have sounded different when he was younger and alive and Ferguson is able to do that kind of voice, just check his other works.
>>171565781
It's their job.
>>171566636
you should stick to tank and support (^:
What are heroes you can pick every map on both sides that are not Soldier, Rein, Ana, Zarya, Lucio?
I want to autistically spam one hero but those are boring as fuck. So is McCree btw so don't mention him either.
>>171566438
Control or assault probably
>>171566614
Why you mad
>>171566676
>implying orisa isn't shit headshot bait
>>171566718
It will never be canon. End your life.
>>171566402
>implying area denial isn't crucial when playing defense
At least the idiots spamming gay fantasies and cropped porn don't pretend they're doing anything else than shitposting.
>>171566802
Found the reaper cuck
Why if people are said to be close, everyone assumes they fuck each other? Can't we just have Jack, Gabriel and Ana be close friends who went through a lot of shit together?
>>171566868
Your life. End it.
>>171566679
Zenyatta, Roadhog, D.va if you're good at her.
You shouldnt autistically 'main' 1 hero though, be flexible.
Post your greatest competitive streaks, I think my latest one's pretty good
Played for 4.5 hours and went up 10
>>171566887
Why don't you come and end it yourself?
>>171566868
I don't know why they get so mad.
>>171566870
because shippers are bottom-feeders
>>171566967
Have you even read any of the posts that Chu has made? Do you need a link?
>>171566870
welcome to tumblr/fangirl/fujoshi mentality, it spreads everywhere. glhf
in general even in the outside world especially if it's a grill and a guy they can't be friends, they automatically have to fuck each other really hard or hate eachother.
>>171566870
It's called reading between the lines you uneducated cuck.
>>171566967
It's probably a fujo. They're the only ones I've seen get this emotionally invested in fictional characters fucking each other
I'm really sick of these shitty Roadhog changes. And not because they aren't deserved, but because I don't fucking know how to play him anymore. Everytime I hook some fucker I don't even know where to aim because of all the changes.
>>171567210
Make a custom game and practice you nigger.
>Orisa's about to go live
>don't have enough creds to buy Carbon Fiber
I really dislike her standard looks
How many hours till update drops??
>>171566870
Better question: can't you just keep it to yourself and keep it as your headcanon? It's not like it's going to affect plot or it's going to be expanded upon, so, it's not gonna be invalidated.
>>171567264
Nigga after a lot of hours with a certain character some things become natural and almost automatic. Especially shit like finding the perfect sport where to hit as roadhog after a hook.
>>171566847
>Implying Junkrat is good at area denial
And this is why you're a shitter.
>>171552594
>>171552776
devs overall don't giev two shits about bugs unless they cost money or directly exploit or whatever.
mei's bug is another known case. when you send her ult and die immediately afterwards her ult disappears/doesn't work and it goes back to '0. It should keep the ult or at least be used but alas.
there's also genji bugs. and hook bugs. and wraith bugs. and ice block bugs. and hanzo bugs.
overall they just don't give a shit or are too incompetent for it.
>>171564717
Countdown to when I kms haha amirite ladies
>>171567268
Unless Caron Fibre is what I'm talking about, the only skin of hers I like is the one that gives her a normal robot face instead of the special snowflake triangle eyes.
>tank
D. Va, Zarya
>DPS
Soldier, genji two seasons ago
>healer
Lucio, but my teammates like healing
Suggestions to climb out of plat?
>>171567563
What's wrong with having a robot with an actual expressive face?
does /owg/ accept writefags
I don't mean scat fetish tranny waifu foot fetish widowmaker writings, I mean like... just overall lore writing
I'd like to get other POVs and all, see if I do something non-lore compliant and all
you guys mind?
>>171565839
My favorite is playing junkrat and dropping the trap inside your iceblock so you get triggered the moment you drop it.
>>171567409
From my experience, around the moment when you're pulling them in, point your gun a little lower than you used to. And remember to walk forward before melee-ing them.
>>171564717
>Ana will never have her grenade nerfed instead of her rifle
WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIIIIIS
She still fucks over zen's ult crazy hard
>>171567606
Well it's really the shitty banana horns on either side of her head that bothered me.
>>171567470
>release PTR updates for bugtesting
>new bugs discovered
>PTR stays active for a few weeks
>some bugs are fixed, some of them aren't
>eventually PTR updates go live
>introduce even more unrelated bugs
Blizzard in charge of having their shit together
>>171567595
>tank
>D.va
No.
t. D.va main.
Here's my idea on how to fix Mei:
>Mei's Ultimate is made considerably more powerful
>More radius, more damage, freezes quicker and for longer
>But the enemies can shoot Snowball (her robot) who has about 100 HP to stop the blizzard
Thoughts?
>>171567595
Lucio is actually a respectable healer now though.
>>171567674
That's why I feel like her legendary skins are a ,is the have. The head on her default is really bad
>>171567748
Trash tier. Excellent.
>>171567705
I'm truly a d.Va main but I've been trying to play other heroes.
I've got like 75 hours on her and 60 on Rein and Zarya so she's not that far ahead
Setting up an endless 1v1 server to practice your matchups is comfy.
>Make one team only have junkrat and the other only have pharah
>name server Junkrat vs. Pharah
>practice air shots for a couple hours until Pharahs no longer shit on me
>Multiple major Lucio changes are fine
>One major Ana change is too drastic and needs to be reverted within 24 hours
>>171567748
Nah, Mei is fine. She's a bit underutilized sure, but not imbalanced in any way.
>>171567946
She triggers a lot of butthurt though, which is probably the point of that anon's "fix".
>>171567748
>willingly allowing junkrat/Widowmaker/Ana/McCree/Pharah to one shot your ultimate
>>171567995
Not really butthurt, I'd just like more Ultimates which can be countered if your team focuses them. Like Junkrat's tire or Symmetra's Teleporter can be devastating unless they're prioritized.
>>171568239
Are those metal chop sticks? The fuck?
>>171545190
for default skins, sure
>>171568326
I'm hungry
>>171568274
Pretty standard issue for Korean household - they can be put in a dishwasher.
>>171568326
Thought this was cosplay from the thumbnail
>>171568326
Tracer is so tiny! I love her!
>thigken about beta
>Zenyatta had 150 HP
I honestly can't even remember what it was like to play with that.
>>171568424
Widow has a few extra inches from her heels.
>>171568452
Absolute torture, especially since Widow's bodyshot would instakill him. 50% discord was pretty fun though.
>defending payload as rein
>team makes no plays as my shield gets whittled down
>fall back
>repeat
>decide to initiate
>kill a support
>team does nothing, die
>WOW REIN WHY YOU SUICIDE
>welp
>defend payload as rein
>team makes no plays as my shield gets whittled down
>fall back
>repeat
>decide to initiate
>earth shatter both supports, a dps and a tank
>team does nothing, die
>WOW REIN WHY YOU SUICIDE
for fucks sake
and it's always a fucking premade circlejerking each other and thinking they can do no wrong
>>171568452
That was back when Widow could one-shot him, quickscope, and every single game came down to who had the better widow player, so whatever memories you did have must have been very short ones because Zenyatta wasn't allowed to exist on the battlefield until about mid Season 1 or so.
>>171568591
If you play orisa you can shĂĽt while you shield.
>>171568452
kids don't remember when mccrees's right click could one shot every tank.
how did that even go live?
>>171568239
tHErE Is No GENjI here, ANgeLa. calm Down.
Just got to diamond playing Pharah. I'm assuming that isn't gonna work anymore. Who to main bois
>>171568452
isn't that like, out-of-meka d.va's health
wait isn't that also Tracer's health
>>171568759
Just be ster.
D.Va's pussy is so big she can eat a whole hog by herself.
>>171568452
The videos for Zen's abilities ingame still shows the pre-buff Transcendence
>mfw
>>171568687
That was a fucking stupid time.
>FtH + Roll + FtH instant kills every tank in the game
Then when they nerfed that they wanted to compensate by not having his damage falloff start until 30 fucking meters, at which point he was basically a better Widowmaker. People bitching about 76 these days don't remember the bad old days, I swear.
>>171565403
mei could have an ellie skin
>>171568720
Did... you put an 'I need healing' anagram in the capitals of that post? And why the fuck did I notice that?
Do we know if Orisa's damage boost stacks with Ana's? What's the theoretical damage boost for a nano-boosted orisa-boosted friendly against a discord orbed target?
>>171566931
i play 30 hours and go up 2000 SR
which characters should never try to 1v1 mercy at full health? what about baby d.va?
>>171565403
A junkertown map is almost guaranteed eventually.
Is D.va a slut?
>>171569008
wHAt arE you talkING about? You arE bEINg histericaL. just wait for the meDic.
>>171568720
>>171569008
Did... you just reply to yourself because no one noticed your autismo anagram?
>>171569049
Aren't their guns essentially the same? I don't think there's any character that can't handle a lone mercy.I got killed by Mercy as Zen once, legit wanted to kill myself.
>>171569214
Is water wet?
After the patch, would Orisa Rein Mercy Ana Bastion + whichever DPS be a viable comp?
>>171569227
Nah honey.
>>171569227
No. I'd post something more creative then.
>>171568452
Meant you were ded once someone from the enemy team looked at you
>>171569279
Post proofs.
>>171569279
Does a sumbarine swim?
>>171569214
No, she has a canon relationship with punch kid after he has reached the age of 18 and hence received the alias of doomfist.
They talk about fighting for overwatch and their general racism towards omnics.
They met at Gibraltar and played video games and lost their virginities to each other really awkwardly before reaper canonically killed both of them.
>>171569309
After Bastion Ironclad nerf he wasn't meta at all
Consolefags suffered with 35% all these weeks though
>>171569458
Shitting aside, when is D.Va racist to Omnics? It makes sense given she fights them to protect her country, but I don't remember any voice lines where she outright says it.
>>171560338
He said not necessarily ONLY driven by romance. And you can look that up. Your paraphrasing changes the meaning.
>>171566557
http://www.gdcvault.com/play/1024266/Thinking-Globally-Building-the-Optimistic
34:00
>qp
>enemy top 500 zarya
>solo gravitons me twice
How do you turn from diamond S2 to GM S3 if you are this garbage?
>>171569607
She doesn't say that she hates them just that she's aware of how much damage the omnics caused.
>>171569607
She was in in movie directed by omnic, so unlikely
>>171569349
I still kind of miss his unique fragility, I wish instead of bumping him up to the standard 200 HP they somehow improved his mobility or made his damage even better for full class cannon mode.
>>171569660
>QP
>>171569721
Why does she always have pink triangles on her face. Are they tats?
>>171569758
>class
*glass
>>171569846
furry tats
>>171569721
she probably sucked his metal cock cause she'd suck balls as an actress
>>171569846
war paint
>>171569458
Id actually like more romance lore between characters, but I doubt that anything shoe'd in by blizzard at this point would be tasteful or believable.
>rein x Ana rekindle an old flame
Probably this is the only thing remotely possible
>>171569946
>Id actually like more romance lore between characters
don't worry anon. this game will be reeking with mchanzo yaoi kawaii xD >///< and gency soon enough.
>>171563250
Still looking for friends to climb with ; ;
>>171570047
McHanzo sounds like some kind of dish.
>>171570047
I don't know who's worse, the people who love that kind of thing or you dipshits screaming Chicken Little over the devs making it canon despite all evidence to the contrary. You're like the opposite of the Pharamercy shippers.
>>171570204
anything with Mc does
For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.
>>171569821
Well if you have the option to solo ult me on point or put it 3m further so you can get 3 people, why would you chose me?
>>171570502
I want him to be shaken enough to post on a siamese cooking board about it
>>171570390
I am sorry to complain about my discontent about something in an anonymous chinese oil painting forum
I don't know who's worse, the people who love that kind of thing, us dipshits screaming Chicken Little over the devs making it canon despite all evidence to the contrary, or the people complaining about the previous referred, or the people complaining about the people comlpaining about the previuos referred.
>leave a single game of competitive because my team are throwing deliberately
>get suspended for 10 minutes
hahaha yes blizzard, punish people who actually want to play your video game! don't do a fucking thing about trolls in competitive, but ban me instead!
Anybody else get a little turned on when they are D.Va outside of her meka?It's like being naked almost and showing your tight little body to everyone haha.
>>171570816
i get pure fear. especially when i'm absolutely surrounded by giganiga tanks. no turned on, just absolutely left feeling raped, naked and afraid. and this is coming from a kinky fucker.
>>171570816
So YOU'RE the motherfucker who keeps flying into the enemy and feeding their Ultimates!
Took couple of weeks to get from gold to diamond, but was it worth it..
>>171570797
>one year later console still has no report system
You think you've got it bad, the people on console don't have to even think about getting banned when throwing.
I'm done with playing this game seriously.
From now on I only play Widow.
>>171570768
That was a really sad attempt to "NO U!". You're the one who's assuming the devs will turn all the male characters gay for each other ignoring everything factual to the contrary solely so you can rage about your imagination on the internet.
How do we fix her?
>>171570797
Hi, this is Blizzard support, we apologise for not viewing each match on a case by case basis to see whether a leave is justified or not. We will promote you to Fucking Retard rank, which offer the benefit of no leave penalties, as well as the ability to ban any other player that you believe isn't pulling their weight.
Thanks,
Blizzard Support
>>171570935
It's a good thing she's not fighting a giant Omnic kaiju with nothing but her surprisingly fragile MEKA and its peashooters.
Oh wait.
>>171571084
I am playing on console, I've dropped from 3000 to 2300 SR and I don't think I'll be able to climb back up because everyone left playing this game is a retarded instalock mouthbreather who can't group up or aim for shit
every fucking game it's 3 DPS instalocks, with the other two going junkrat and a sniper or mei, blizzard need to start forcing people to pick roles if a team is lacking a tank/healer because console matchmaking is fucked otherwise
>>171571251
Give her clothes back for a start. Then a hug.
>>171571251
Ask Geoff for buffs
>>171571257
yeah sorry Blizzard my bad, I know you're too busy writing up gay backstories for every character and finishing the latest hero no-one gives a fuck about, inbetween your bipolar balance changes, to actually implement a fair system for competitive matches
I guess I better bend over and let you fuck my ass for the next 3 years until you get your shit together
Are we expecting Orisa tomorrow? Will the Lucio changes be in the same patch?
>buy SSD
>can now instalock whomever I please while plebs are still loading
>it's a "You're picking off the Mercy but she just barely survives an almost certain death scenario you put her in and then guardian angels to a friend and rezes two people, and this keeps happening" episode
>>171571615
Orisa tomorrow, yes. Lucio, no idea.
>>171571615
Lucio changes shouldn't come for another couple weeks
>>171571620
Got a fresh premium SDD so expect some competition when locking into Widowmaker.
>>171571703
>>171571801
Are the Junkrat changes coming with Orisa?
>>171571878
Yes, everything that was final on the Orisa ptr goes live tomorrow
>>171570816
I mostly get that from amping people as Mercy. Or dashing into a risky res.
Seeing my name on someone else's PotG or better yet resing them into getting one is the best.
>>171571208
That was a really sad attempt to "NO U!". You're the one who's assuming I was saying "NO U!" ignoring everything factual to the contrary solely so you can rage about your imagination on the internet.
So is orisa going to break the game and make it a 4 tank meta again
>>171571582
>next 3 years
>implying it'd only take 3 years for them to make any tiny significant step
ay lmao
>>171572118
Let's see, what was in your original post.
>don't worry anon. this game will be reeking with mchanzo yaoi kawaii xD >///< and gency soon enough.
Looks like you were whining about Blizzard making McCree x Hanzo canon despite them outright saying it's never happening.
>>171558401
Do you know where Egypt is, Anon?She's actually a nigger
>>171572197
yep
i hate her so much, like she could even at least be cute, aesthetically pleasing, but no, let's make an ugly ass FIFA world cup mascot promotion lookin ass horse designed by an actual child with crayons
i will fucking cry everytime I see her beside me ingame in every single match in my team and even in the enemy team, fuck me
>>171571689
>tfw you try to pick off Mercy, but she goes apeshit and always ends up surviving with a sliver of health and regenerating it all back in few seconds
Is she fucking Wolverine?
>>171572287
Let's see, what was in your original post.
>I don't know who's worse, the people who love that kind of thing or you dipshits screaming Chicken Little over the devs making it canon despite all evidence to the contrary. You're like the opposite of the Pharamercy shippers.
Looks like you were whining about me whining about Blizzard making McCree x Hanzo canon despite them outright saying it's never happening.
>>171552242
>I have Bronze damage on my DPS
Wow well I guess you were doing great
>be a lucio main
>try McCree and S:76 for the first time in months on PTR
>"nice aimbot, anon"
>[Anon] was removed from the custom game.
Can I see what the average player accuracy in Overwatch is? Mine's around 40% in most games, and in my best it's around 60%.
>>171572287
>despite them outright saying it's never happening
[source needed]
>found out my girlfriend has been fucking other guys at our house behind my back
Who is the best character to play to carry me into platinum? I need to get my mind off of things
>>171572339
It's a barrier meta but also the boop meta. Orisa's gun is kinda terrible for anything other than breaking barriers cover fire and flanking roadhogs. Lucio and Sombra are also mobile to the point of being nigh unkillable now too.
Who knows where we're going with this meta. This is some uncharted territory.
>>171572654
You play the gun
To your head
>>171572441
>I'm a huge faggot please rape my face
>>171572654
Whichever reminds you the most of the guy who cucked you.
>>171572654
Mercy
>>171572287
Also why are you only picking on the McHanzo part? The Gency bothers me just as much and that one's been much more lead on to being confirmed than MuricaChink.
did I tickle your winkle
>>171572714
Orisa's gun has the longest range of any Tank and basically never runs out of ammo. She's like long range suppression.
>What the fuck, anon? They have a Reinhardt, Mercy and Bastion on high ground. Get off of Genji and go Soldier.
>It's a good thing we had a Genji main. Our stack losing to another stack is the fault of two randoms who were playing characters we didn't want them to pick.
I got this game as a gift for PS4 recently. Level 41, SR 2777. Does this shit ever stop when you move up in rank? I've seen Masters and up matches and no one really questions who is picked. Genji, Widowmaker, Torbjorn, Sombra, Hanzo? If that's the hero you're comfortable playing with and aren't getting countered it's fine. It's a shame people are slaves to the meta. Every time we've needed a DPS it's always Soldier. Every time we need a tank it's Reinhardt. People keep making demands of who you should and shouldn't play, despite stalking your career profile. I'd just mute everyone if they didn't provide call outs.
>lucio buff
>watch yt vids of dsp with buffs
>spends most of his time away from his team wallriding high up in the air and song sperging
>still trying to get solo kills even with lucio's non-existent damage
>gets himself killed because he's trying to go mlg mad skillz and only ever returns to the objective when the rest of his team is dead
I admit that the Lucio buffs are neat but if you're trying to act like a dps and you are nowhere near your team I'd rather have a Hanzo, at least I know he can occasionally get a pick with scatter arrow.
I'm a bit worried that new Lucio would attract faggots like they dis with Genji.
>>171572581
I think I know this doujin
>>171572818
>I'm a tiny breeder please stroke my feet
>>171547679
>Backfilled in a game with under a minute left
Fuck off with this nobody wants to join these
>qp
>pharah mercy duo
>mercy heals no one but his shitty premade
>pharah cant shoot torb or torb turret
Why do those kind of people exist?
>>171573250
last night I was backfilled in around 4-5 consecutive games right as the screen popped up "DEFEAT!"
only one game was a victory
>>171573251
They are practicing. Getting ready to go in and dominate the competitive scene.
>>171573250
>backfill into a game with 30 seconds left
>can't even see the enemy team's comp
>get penalized for leaving
>>171573062
>I am a carbon-based life form of indefinite size and I want you to scratch my sensetive organ of visual perception
>>171573251
>call mercy out on her bullshit
>flamewar ensues
>obviously lose the game
>they both blame me in map chat
>>171573375
What are they practising? They did the same shit a couple weeks ago already
>>171566184
Junkrat is bad because his kill potential is shit compared to the other dps because it's not reliable dps on a single target
Most of the time you'd just feed ult and yeah he can deny an area but then if people run dive comp or just move away from chokepoint spams or shield up and speedboost it really makes your whole area denial useless
>But I have gold damage and gold elims
You doing 10 damage and then a healer topping the person off and the someone kills him nets you an elimination
You constantly spamming and doing 10 damage to like 3 people per nade will only build support Ults faster
There is a reason junkrat is not picked or extremely rarely picked for a reason in tournaments
Yes you can hit top 500 with junkrat but that's doesn't mean the hero is good
There's a dude named stevooo I remember back in like season 1 season 2 and all he would play is sym on ALL the maps and he got top 500
>>171573375
Getting ready to be uncooperative cunts that is
>>171572881
You've actually used it right? Anything short of a McCree and Zenyatta out of position can disengage incredibly easy. It only does 144 DPS and has a huge spread. Its long range by comparison to other tanks sure, but you wont be covering the DPS role with it.
>>171566847
>Junkrat is the goodest at area denial because I said so and Winston and Sombra sux because x(
Okay anon
>it's another "people think widow should be played on defense" episode
SHE'S WAY BETTER ON ATTACK YOU MONGS
>>171573251
>QP
>In a 4 stack
>Pick Mercy
>Pocket the random S76 instead
>He actually does well and we win
-38 points for a loss
Most played
>tank
Roadhog
>DPS
McCree
>healer
Ana
>defenseHanzo
How bad of a person am I?
>its ANOTHER a GM tracer autist needs to bring her into QP
LITERALLY WHY
I ALREADY DERANKED OUT OF GM SO I DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THOSE AUTISTS
>>171573415
>I'mgaythanks for entertaining me anon, whether this is always the same anon replying or not. my work shift is almost over so I gotta go and I only get home in a few long hours, so we'll probably lose contact, but th-thanks for playing along though, man. first time I get out of an argument not feeling shitty. ggwp
>>171567748
Here's MY idea on how to fix Mei.
>remove her from the game
>erase archive data containing all Mei's game assets
>murder Mei's VA
>retcon Mei out of fiction (she was a figment of Junkrats imagination the whole time)
>asking "w-where's muh-mei?" results in auto-ban.
>All internet porn is refered to as "fat background character with glasses"
>>171574041
>and of course they have a huge superiority complex
>>171574223
t.silver
>Hanzo gets a headshot with his ult
>>171574223
what's wrong with mei?
>>171572969
> a pick
Just say kill or elimination. 'Pick' makes you sound like a faggot.
>>171567748
Would be a nice idea, her Ultimate would turn into a non-issue.
Probably worst ult in the game with those changes
>>171573775
In the shield meta, she's handy at helping to melt other shields. Not get kills. Those come after the shields are gone.
>Gamespot Rates it a 6
>Aka a fucking D
Oh shit nigger
>>171574623
Huh?
>>171574223
Fuck OFF with the JunkMei shit.
>cant push final choke on 66 because enemy mei freezing me constantly as rein
>ana and mercy keeping me up constantly without fail
>frozen for probably 2minutes worth of gametime as our DPS waste their time trying to deal with symmetra
>it was so obvious Mei actually apologised for deepfreezing me all game
>>171574503
One syllable, doesn't stay in the mouth as long as "kill".
It's good terminology, it works.
>>171573632
>I can't aim therefore this character is bad
I should just expect these kinds of people around here at this point.
>>171574223
Let's go full-on La-li-lu-le-lo while we're at it.
>>171574223
the saddest part is that people perceive/draw Mei as pic related
seriously, she's not that fat
does anyone have that pic of the visual sourcebook
>>171575007
This is the best kind of Mei.
>>171574503
I hate people saying 'pick' for every kill. A pick should specifically refer to a sniper or a hog or someone deleting an enemy character instantly in the middle of a stalemate, i.e. picking one of them off. 6 people rushing down a 20 HP Zen is not a fucking 'pick'.
>>171568081
I dont like the idea but its a pretty small target and theres no indicator/glowing light on it and mei can throw it anywhere
>>171574223
>murder Mei's VA
You are a psychopath and you need to be locked for electrotherapy.
>>171575007
>>171563303
People who call her fat are usually spiteful subplat shitters who get themselves walled all the time.
I heard we were posting Mei.
Bromance
>Play CTF for weekly boxes
>It's a quad dps and offensive symm/torb with no healer episode
nihao!
>>171575392
Don't you DARE call the bond between anything relating to Calvin and Hobbes a bromance you MOTHERFUCKER
>>171575475
Play mystery heroes instead. It's easier on your soul
>>171571251
give her a unique role in the game, as is she's doomed to be either good winston/bad winston
STOP IGNORING THE FUCKING ENEMY MERCY YOU SHITTERS
A PUSH MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IF THEY'RE JUST GOING TO RES
I'VE LOST 300 SR TODAY BECAUSE OF SHITTY TEAMMATES WHO CAN'T TARGET THE FUCKING HEALER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLIZZARD FIX YOUR FUCKING MATCHMAKING I SHOULD BE IN DIAMOND NOT WITH THESE FUCKING RETARDS
this game is going to be fucking dead if the lucio changes go live
i don't want to be forced to hug the fucking lucio and move in a deathball to benefit from him
>>171575475
>play Mystery Heroes for boxes
>it's a "you get Torbjorn" episode and you win easily
>>171575392
Best friendshipother than Tracer and Winston
>>171575529
I prefer losing to bad team comps than RNG, because then I get to blame my team :^)
>>171575528
You seem triggered by that word. Have youbromance
>>171575581
>you will never nurse Mei's huge full soft warm silky breasts
>QP heroes who use your rank as a arguing point
>they're only one tier above and have won on average 10 games across 40 hours of playing, confirming they placed high but did fuck all else
>lock widow and become useless after first point without the intent to switch
love this meme
>>171565540
>Junkrat and Raodhog are pandering to a demographic
ok buddy
>>171565839
you deserve whats coming to you
>>171575852
>implying not everything in this game is pandering to a demographic
When will she reveal her true form?
TOMORROW
O
M
O
R
R
O
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>>171565540
>>171576125
If everyone's being pandered to, including you, why aren't you enjoying your pandering and instead screaming about everyone else being pandered to?
>>171576125
Can you please list each hero individually and what they pander to?
>>171576214
I think his rework will stay in PTR for a while
>>171544598
Reinhardt Wilhelm!
>>171576221
I do enjoy my pandering tho, I agree with you thought that people get mad about pandering when it's not exclusively to them
>>171573632
The most dangerous heroes when playing Junkrat are S76 and McCree. Like Torbjörn, his hitbox is abysmal.
>>171576323
What is your particular pandering in OW?
>>171554664
>"I am not a dwarf"
>"I may be small but I have one massive births COCK
>>171576280
1.D.va - my dick
>>171576313
>thigh larger than his head
>that tiny waist
ew
>>171576195
Why are people still rehashing that old League of Legends meme about a "cute and innocent" looking character being satan?
>>171576407
Those videos are eh but that line got a chuckle out of me.
>>171576397
Not him, but Tracer is pandering to me!
>>171576214
Lucio changes will be on the ptr for a couple weeks
how long would it take to level up a new account to 25? and is it possible to get placed at diamond-masters with a new account?
>>171576407
> births cock
u wot
>>171576521
Because Mei way of killing her enemies is particularly sadistic
>>171576548
Not sure on the first one but yes to the second.
I feel like rank in plat means nothing. I've been going form 2700-2900 and I get people worse than I did in gold. I'm literally having to heal my teammates who are off the point from on the point while the enemy is capping it.
>>171576634
Does it counts as rule violation?
>>171576634
>40 posts early
>discord back in the op
kill yourself.
>>171576521
1. It's much older than LoL and even Blizzard. For fuck's sake, it's older than humanity itself.
2. Have you seen Mei's cheerful face as she puts an icicle through your frozen head?
3. Have you played the winter brawl?
>>171576293
>>171576542
Oh.
>>171576634
don't migrate over
finish this thread and then someone else make a new thread
just ignore this exists and it will just be removed
>>171545007
cause she's autistic and doesn't know how to dress herself
>Oasis
>crush round 1
>lose round 2 because of bad positioning
>someone on my team leaves
>new player
>he's not picking anything
>come on man the round has already started!
>picks Widow
>lose
>Nepal
>have a good team comp
>then someone picks Widow
>fuck it, I'm throwing then
>wait, he's switching
>...
>...
>Hanzo
>fine, at least a shitty Hanzo can get bullshit kills with scatter arrows
>round starts
>he switches back to Widow
Quick play is fucking cancer
>tfw come back after 8 months and miss Mercy witch skin
FUCK.
What other qt skins have I missed?
>>171576742
Hopefully.
>>171577154
>>171577317
New widow skin will be inspired on the 2017 fashion week in paris (June 21st). Screenshot this.
>>171577154
>>171577317
>thread got deleted
based mods
>>171577476
But the skin is coming out before then
>>171577190
>>171577190
>Attack
McCree
>Tank
I can't play tank
>Support
Ana
>>171577692
how can you not play tank
>>171577169
>not being okay with widow but being okay with hanzo
>''throwing'' qp
>>171577498
>tfw little brothers were going to be an actual thing ingame but the idea got scrapped
Still mad after all these years.
>>171577772
Probably in the same way the French 'can't' speak English.
>>171577469
>30 damage
>>171577846
I didn't know. What were they gonna do?
>>171575563
It doesn't get any better at higher ranks.
t.mid-diamond.
New thread (no trannies)
>>171578030
>>171577154
>>171577317
>>171577469
Ahaha, I know that video.
Shame that dog died.
>>171578083
Stop fucking posting discords in the op
>>171578147
we use the discord to play inhouses
>>17157808
5 posts before limit
Report this too
Anybody who posts discord links should be banned
>>171577563
I doubt it
>>171576397
they got me with McMeme desu
new threads without a discord
>>171578440
>>171578440
>>171578440
>>171578440
>>171577945
>"[Little Brothers] were supposed to be like Little Sisters, but they were a failed experiment. Little Brothers were supposed to be aggressive, so they couldn't be used for gathering." - Rinaldo Tjan, level architect for 2K Marin.
>>171578504
That does sound insanely cool but then again I can see why they didn't include them
>>171575007
>please desperately find that one piece of summer games art where she was kinda skinny!
>surely that will circumvent her humongous chubby thighs and negate all real world evidence of fat people having cottage cheese thighs and rolls unlike how my favorite anime waifu artists draw her!
>>171578210
>discord
>no trannies
pick one
>>171576556
meant to say girthy
How the fuck do you break out of the 2600-2950 range? I keep getting people who throw (play a single character and doing badly like junk or torb) in my games that ruin any sort of streak.
>>171564943
What about this
dps
>tracer/pharah
Tank
>D.va
Support
>lucio
>>171563652
Gurrrrl gaymers are pretty overrated, if you knew her in person or something thats cool but that never happens.
>>171555275
Yes I have at least 5 hours on her from S3