/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Payday: Crime War, Raid:

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first for Bonnie > Clover > Sydney

>forgot to add STORM in title
It's like you aren't even excited for payday in space

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>>171499101
Ayy lad.

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>>171499393
>Sokol and beautiful bonnie together
yes

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Post your best screencaps

>>171498861
Just let this thread die, it's inhuman to keep it on life support for this long

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>>171500413
there is only one thing to do on this thread

>>171500413
I wonder how long you've been posting this

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>>171500129

Does anyone have that screencap where the guy said something like "I will not fight, but I'll bring a lot of goodies"

>>171503101
Yes

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>>171503101

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to be fair it could be stealth'd before
to be also be fair, he was level 54

>>171500487
JoJo?

>>171506774
>level 54
>probably never played hotman breakdown before
>asking a normal question, unlike >>171504749

>>171506831
I don't have traps in my folders, this was the closest I could find

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>>171500129
OC

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>people who own legendary skins

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>>171500413
but then where would i post lewds

>>171507868
hey man, we didn't kick him. he actually did pretty good for being low level. He left after going into custody twice though.

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>Green Bridge this week

Acting ≠ dumb

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thread is not lewd enough

I have to ask, why do some of Bain's lines sound so different? Like on Ukrainian his lines asking to find the tiara are not the same as his normal lines

>>171513212
pure trash
where are the nurse dallas lewds

>>171514502
>safehouse vlad sounds like paycheck vlad

>>171514502
They simply decided to change how his lines should sound but didn't update all of them, so the lines in Ukranian job are just really outdated.

>>171514502
different in which way? i know that the deeper sounding lines are from back when they wanted bain to be more threatening

>>171513212
>Liking Sonic the Edgehog

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post houstons

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I never once seen people talk nicely about scarface.
His may not be modeled with Al pacino, but unlike ONE, he sounds like him

>>171518687
i want to pound her irish cunt

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>>171517092

>>171518687
Her face is ugly
Her mask is ugly
What's the logic

>>171519789
big tits

>>171518070
Is it bad that I actively enjoy playing John Wick

>>171520572
no

>>171520572
wiggidy wigg :-DDDDD

>>171520572
At least you don't play Bodhi

>>171521210
HEEEEY COMPADRE

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mfw bulletstorm

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>>171518687
>>171518738
clover a cute. a cute!

>>171522706
why is her gun such a piece of shit anyways

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>>171517473

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post cute heister boys!

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>>171517473
reindeer houston is best houston

>>171522623
you better post or link the full

my pd folder is small enough as is

I would kill a man for more high quality Sydney lewds

>>171523497
These guys are international terrorists who slaughtered more than thousands of cops, many of which had families

>>171525708
they just disabled them senpai

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>>171525708
post cute heister boys!

>21 posters
pee dee gee is dead

>>171523325
>TFW I indirectly inspired this picture through shitty writing
>Not posting superior lipstick version

>>171519789
Her mask is supposed to be ugly though

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>>171526545
i don't like that version hoxton looks really familiar in it and I don't know why
wish there was more lewds though

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>>171524539

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>>171528109
what the fuck do you mean by familiar

Why didn't we keep track of our thread count like other generals

>>171530674
what's the fucking point

>>171528864
post imgur with full

>>171529141
like he looks like someone I know and its just weird to beat it to that

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>>171530674
Because every thread is thread ONE

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>>171531262
https://i.imgur.com/e04bmze.jpg

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> you lived long enough to see /pdg/ die in your lifetime

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>>171447335
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Am The One Who Knocks (halloween_1)
- Target Practice: Shotgun (shotgun_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Loud Enough? (daily_whats_stealth)
Brought to you by Rust.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>171534950
>payday 3 confirmed

we won't die so soon unless starbreeze off themselves
which should happen soon after release

>>171535092
Payday 2 support goes until December and if they only started development a couple months ago, PD3 is still 2+ years out unless they somehow make the most half-assed PD2 clone ever.

>>171535293
they still have to shit out that walking dead game
so, 2020+

>>171531603
you know someone with a burn covering the whole side of their face?

>>171535092
Can they please use an engine that doesn't look like dogshit this time

>>171535567
Fox or Frostbite?

>>171535567
they're using the valhalla engine, apparently it's brand new but we'll only know how it looks like when OVK shows their walking dead game that also uses it

>>171535531
no i mean in the picture with lipstick he reminds me of someone
hox without makeup doesn't set off the same feeling he's just a dude with a burnt face

Which one of the dlc heisters is most likely to make it to Payday 3?

>>171537181
i'd say wick but i'm not sure if i want to hear ONE ever again

>>171537181
sydney, and i can prove it
show me ONE picture of almir hanging out with any of the other dlc voice actors

>>171537506
Don't say this sort of thing, please.

>>171537506
I think I just threw up a little

>>171518070
they got the guy who did the voice for the Scarface The World is Yours video game a few years back, who was personally vetted by Pachino. He did a video with some promo stuff when Scarface Pack launched where he explains "Scarface isn't a Cuban accent, It's actually a New York Italian doing a Cuban Accent, so there's two layers you have to work through"

He seems like a pretty cool guy, actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsYQ-dTyS9M

>>171523801
nice antlers, shitbreath, you look like a proper tit.

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tfw no qt catboy heister

>>171537181
Chains, Dallas, Hous (Who is all I really care about) and Hox are all shoe-ins.
I doubt we'll see any promotional characters, but the guys at Dentatin may be nice enough to let Jacket come back.
Clover, Sokol, Bonnie, Sonic the Edgehog are most likely to come back.
MAYBE Dragan and Jiro.
Ron Pearl fucking hated his time at OVK so Rust is not coming back.
Wolf's gonna be killed off Poochie style.
>"I MUST GO, MY FAMILY NEEDS ME."
>Wolf died on his way back to Sweden.

Wew, lads, thanks for breaking me out.

>>171542704
SHITE

Do you know what time it is?

>>171542619
>Ron Pearl fucking hated his time at OVK so Rust is not coming back

Aww, when did this happen. Shit sucks too cause Rust pretty much became my main man so fast once I saw Ronny P was his VA and model.

>>171545821
Probably over the duration of him doing voice acting for them.

>>171542619
>I doubt we'll see any promotional characters
>No Bodhi or Jimmy (Jimmy counts right?)

I could deal.

>No Wick

This would actually hurt a little bit though. And yeah I wouldn't doubt for a second that Dennaton would be cool with letting Jacket back into 3.

>>171545957
you can clearly tell he liked doing the trailer but fucking hated doing the in-game voice, it's kinda sad

>>171545957
Well yeah, but I mean when did that come out, never heard that stuff until now.

>>171546085
the fact he refused to do any other lines including for the safe house

read: REFUSED, like keanu refused to voice wick

>>171546131
>Including for the safe house

Huh? He's got lines there, did they just get a really convincing impersonator and I wasn't listening close enough?

>>171546197
mate his safe house lines are just random in-game quotes and pager responses

Has Ron Perlman done voice acting for any other games?

>>171546314
quite a lot of games, fallout 4 included

>>171546314
"War.. war never changes."

Fallout 1 and 2 he was the faceless narrator for the start/end.

>>171546226
Well damn. Yeah I noticed he had no lines for the medics though more than anything.

>>171546131
>hurr no safehouse lines
So you're just bullshitting without citations.

Ron Perlman is a union actor (unlike most of the current cast) so all the current political hullabalo about the strike prevents him from doing shit whether he wants to or not. Also he could just be too expensive for OVK after doing the DLC alone (because he's union) so they just don't bother.

Not expensive enough to GET FUCK THE UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNOHTMqzlao

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ded

>>171553024
HAAAAAAARD CONTACT

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>>171535013
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- In The Head! (any_50_headshot_kills)
- Sniperino (any_25_sniper_kills)

This week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Looting In The Dark (voff_3)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality Dallas Begins mask!

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Hong Kong Gun Fu (daily_akimbo)
Brought to you by John Wick, starring in John Wick Chronicles for VR on Steam, and John Wick: Chapter 2 out in theatres and IMAX.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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>yfw something actually happens this week and doesn't involve ant-size comics

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>>171532279
good shit

now just need the full from >>171522623

What are some of your character related habits?
>As jacket, only using animal masks
>As Bonnie, only playing with armour builds
>As Tony Fucking Montana or Jimmy, only playing heists that involve coke
>Always using the groucho mask on stealth

>>171557640
As Jimmy, Jiro, Sydney, or Hoxton, I mash that F button like no tomorrow. As opposed to mashing it only 50% of the time to spot Specials.

>>171542619
Source on Ron?

>>171558554
His source was >>171546131

He's just theoryshitting.

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>>171498861
>posting confusing payday:crimewar quotes

i seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>171561228
>he didnt watch the video

>>171557640
>Won't use full helmets on Clover, gotta have that hair moving around
>Use either glasses or other low-impact masks on Sydney to show muh hair
>Only use animal masks on Jacket
>Only use military hats on Rust, lately it's been the urban camo cap mostly

>>171557640
>As jacket, be a fag
>As bodhi, be bad

>>171565537
t. Wick or Sydney

>>171558554
Actual person that posted that.
Friend of friend knows one of the level designers. Apparently Ron was always in a bad mood and super hard to work with.

>>171542619
I heard the opposite, that the Overkill guy working with Ron hated him. I was heard he just "did his own thing" and refused to follow the character Overkill designed. That's why we have this garbage dull biker voice because thats what Ron wanted to do. It's not the first time people have claimed Ron pearlman to be a prick to work with apparently.

tfw no scalie bf

>>171566532
>That's why we have this garbage dull biker voice because that's what Ron wanted to do

Rust's voice is good though

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A̛͎͍̱̩̾̀̔Ạ̲͊̔ͬͧͮͩ̇Ạ̸̲̙̘̌̃̓A̵̵̱͔̩͓̥̣̾͛͊̈́̄Ǎ̪̹̙͖̋ͬͦ̽͆A̷̛͎̖̠̺̲̯̫͉͈ͯ͑̾͒̾͞A̛͉̮ͮ̾̀A̶̲̳̟ͨͭ̆͑͛A̗̬ͫ̌̃̃̌ͮͬ̊͡A̗̗̟̬̥ͭͨͣ͘͝A̩͕̻͓̠͗̌ͭ̌̏̓̈́A̡̮̜͕̳̩̞̓͆͆ͮ̇͗̀Ă̸̜̘̳̱͡H̦̥̜̮̫͖̟̰͇̐̄̈́ͭ̈ͮ̌̿ ̘̣̜͇͉͒͐I̫̼ͤ͊̅̾ͮ̒̃̍̃̕ ̡̙̤̥̹̘̝̌̌̓͌ͭ͟N̵̦̤̤̲͓̉̚͟Ḙ̵̈͆̿̊̄̀̚E̸̵̺̎ͧͭ̅ͦ̒͊͝ͅE̵̻̪̦̪͇̹ͬ̂ͯͩ͂̊̚̚͞D̶̮̥͍͇͗̃̓ ̨̝̟̩͇̝̖̯̝̔̇̏̐̆̓A̜͍̖̜̩̙̅ͭ̆̄̊ ̯̝͍̭͆͗́ͣ̇͒̒̑͜M͓̫̝̲͈̟̓͋ͅE̞̗͖̩̯̞̦̥͒͐ͨ̃̿̄͟Ȩ̜̫̙̘̼̮̅̉ͮ͌̾͜Ę͍̔̾́ͨ̐͘͠E͕̜̤ͭ͞D̨̤̱͉̯̲͉̞̿ͩ̀͊͆ͦ͗͞I̸͓̱̣̫̓ͤͤC̳̝̻̰͎̻̜͍̓ͪͭ͐̋ͫ̈̐͢ ̙̬̯̦͇̾͑̈͌̀͋͜͜B̪̬̙̒͑̕ͅA̸̢͙̠̬̬̣ͧͨ̃͆ͬ̇ͤÅ̡͚͓͖̖̌̑͛̄͠Ȁ̘͕̫͚̦̠̌̿̀́͘̕À̷͉̲̻̽̊G͖̰ͪ̀̂ͦ͋̚̕ͅ

>>171569784
not really, it's so fucking monotone and empty

>>171572604
I'll never get tired of hearing Ron Perlman curse like a sailor desu

>>171557640
>only sunglasses in stealth
>whenever possible, deploy bodybag cases on top of dumpsters so I can open the dumpster and drop the empty case inside.
>matching signature weapons to heisters whenever reasonable. Bonnie uses the Jocelyn instead of the Mosconi in my shotgun build, Jacket uses Jacket's piece, etc

I apparently am some kind of roleplay faggot.

>>171573446
Yeh that's the words, the words are fine but the delivery is poor and monotone.

I get the impression overkill wanted a sadistic biker who loves killing people, a total sociopath. Instead they got this guy who sounds like he genuinely doesn't want to be there.

I would appreciate some help here.

I have a character blocking script, and it works, but it's outdated and lacks modern characters. I'd really appreciate it if someone could add Sydney here, because I'm not experienced in lua scripting whatsoever and I'd probably mess it up.

http://pastebin.com/c8YWMnNe

>DMCWO is actually fucking dead

>>171574242
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19290

You don't need DMCWO with this mod.

>>171574024
do it yourself

codenames:
>dragon - jiro
>bodhi
>jimmy
>sydney
>wild - rust
>chico - tony

>>171574024
just copy and paste an existing entry in the blocked_characters table and rename the entry to sydney nigger

>>171574309
Don't get me wrong, I liked some of the weapon changes in DMCWO, but disliked the skill system.

>>171574024
>character blocking script

What autism is this

>>171574557
You tellin' me there aren't characters you hate, boy?

>>171574631
Not really to be honest, I like all of them well enough even if Bodhi and Jimmy are often enough shitter magnets, if anything it'd be some masks I'd block.

>>171574368
Got it working, thanks buddy.

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136th for the glory of the Cavity/China Puff loadout, making dodgefags and peoples too lazy to put skillpoints for weapons happy forever.

>>171575307
Why would you ever use the China Puff in place of the Arbiter?

>tfw your main character has good/plenty of lines
>Top tier accent
>Never gets associated with shitters
>Suit may not be the prettiest but they make up for it

>>171575395
Dragan or Sokol

>>171575476
Got it on the --first-- try my friend

>>171575387
Why would you EVER use the Arbiter? Half the damage, the same reload time and the same ammo return.

Learn to aim up a little.

>>171575712
HEY JOHN, YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, AH? YOU COME HERE, TO PAYDAY... AND YOU THINK YOU GONNA OWN...NO, THIS IS DRAGAN'S SHOW! HEY MOTHERFUCKER! LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER NOW, THE PAYDAY TEAM! YEAAAH!

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>>171577928

HEY YOU, GET ON YOUR YEAH

>>171575476
>t. slavshit

>>171582998
>t. yuropoor soon to be invaded by Vladdy boy

>>171557640
>as wolf, never stop spamming f at hoxton

>>171583226
>what is NATO
top kek if you think lil Vlad will do shit to Western countries

Now enjoy the show

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do you ?

>>171590313

No, i want them gone.

>>171590313
i want U P D A T E S
but since we wont have one any time soon i'd like a darker comics

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>>171590313
not too dark because there are heists where you fish coke out of goats but something better than the shit comics
wheres the fucking lore? as long as it has lore i don't care

>>171590313
Just make like they did with winters and crimefest, showing the FBI investigating the gang

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>play nightclub solo,
>bouncers still say "3 gents"

what did he mean by this ?

>>171595894
>Nightclub Death Wish Stealth.png

>>171595894
>you guys look like class acts

getthefuckup

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>>171604072
ah, thanks

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>reach 25 infamy, my first big goal in PD2
>do some loud ODs to start getting achievements for the mask
>manage do swiftly complete these one day heists
>try Hoxton Breakout
>pubshitters can't grasp that you need to move with the car while maintaining cover
>infinite amount of leavers
>lose motivation to play PD2 whatsoever because I can't achieve my goal

What do /pdg/

>>171605992
Find someone to play with

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>>171605992
>pubshitters can't grasp that you need to move with the car while maintaining cover
>shitters can't grasp that you need to stay ahead of the car to manip spawn

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>>171605992
>>171606951
post more jaketos

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>>171607318

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>>171607828

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>>171557640
>Bonnie.
>Only armor.

Literally me.

Considered trying Dodge builds a few times but in retrospect running around as a fat Scots woman would be silly.

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>>171608589
>no rooster inspire line for jacket

>>171609714
>Nam' instead of 'Nam
Dumb chicken

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>>171607318

Which is the better weapon combo
Akimbo+pistol
Shotgun+AP judge

Is there a way to play exclusively with shitters? I just love carrying so much

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>>171607318

>>171612342
>crackdown.png

>>171612342
i can see a tip
get that ass banned homo

>>171616337
Stop looking at gay porn, homo.

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>>171616337
>can instantly recognize a fraction of a tip

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>>171616337
>announcing your report

C'MOAN, WE'RE NO HAVIN' A GENTLE JOG

I left my fa~avourite cassette in the escape ca~aaaaar

Do not romanticize this gangster's paradise.

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>>171620929
i'll never hear no new wolf lines again

>>171610209
that was the guys name I capped it from

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Do any of us truly NEED a medic bag? Or do we just think we do?

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Should just merge the co-op FPS generals at this point desu

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>>171623480

>>171623480
This assumes there are any left.

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>>171623480
that would mean i would have to share a thread with /kfg/

>>171625281
Speaking of /kfg/, guess who would be back?

>>171627996
YEAH! I'M BACK!

when is jiro going to find his son

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>>171630542
next week probably

>>171622083
I been spendin most my life livin in this ganster's paradise, the power and the money, the money and the power, minute after minute, hour after hour.

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Reminder: We are at 6 weeks, going on 7, of no content updates. Wick safe does not count.

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>>171635440

daily reminder to look for new achievements in the next 24 hours, if you see any you can bet a new dlc is coming.

>>171636483
Shut up Kai, you say that every day.

Is OD fun yet or is it still hard camping and meme weapons

>>171637350
Same shit as usual, only that BE works on dozers so crits builds works more now

how do i find loud one down games all of the ones i join are filled with stealth shitters

>>171638297
>doesn't know which heists are loud
You should stick to OVK.

>>171638297
Use the "loud only" search option faggot

>>171638612
b-but im good anon just me !!!!!!!!!

>>171638685
but the "loud" games i join are hosted by stealth shitters

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Good morning anon. I hope you're doing well.

>>171639180
thank you trashly i can now go to bed even though i spent an hour trying to find a loud one down game

>>171639180
I got the R99I7-Y7GHW-JEREC
Thanks Ashley!

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>>171639180
>having a crummy morning
>see post a minute late
>start with the bobblehead and go up
>keep failing
>might as well try the first one before ragequitting the thread like usual
>get it
wew thanks Ashley

>>171639602
I just did the exact same thing, but didn't bother with the first one. fml you're welcome...

>>171498861
people still play this game?

/pdg/fags confirmed to be on the same level as PD2 esport players for Go bank stealth.

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>OVK dropping PD2 support before even announcing payday 3

do they literally want to sink into the ocean

>>171641831
>fuck up one of the most simple but stupid stealth heists
>lol u mad bra what a fag

>>171639180
>tfw Wick heists and the Scarface one/character are all I'm missing
>Was a minute late to get any of them

Well fug

>You have lost "connection" to the host

>>171642350
PD3 was officially announced weeks ago.
It comes out alongside the movie.

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>>171644865
>sydney is the only custom heister that appears in the movie

i know it's a lie but still

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T W O Y E A R S
W
O
Y
E
A
R
S

>>171646464
W A N K E R
A
N
K
E
R

rrerr

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Look at this

Who would win in a fight between the Paycheck Gang and the Payday Fellas

k

GETTHEFUCKUP

http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/135512133549393601/

suit players doing fistfights in the basement of nightclub when ?

>>171650239
>infamy update
>instead of patching or adding content people actually care about

for fuck sake overkill

>>171650362
When someone has friends to do that with.

>>171650362
>not using a PvP mod to achieve this

>>171651227
You mean like the friendly fire mutator

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>one down loud
>using pocohud to mimic the cloaker WULULU
>everyone panic runs
>X is downed!
>X is in custody!
>X is down!

>tfw my preferred character row has the oldest, second and third oldest, then youngest heister in it

>>171652605
>Rust
>Jiro
>Dallas?
>Sydney

At least you have mostly good taste

>>171652963
>Dallas?

Almost. Dragan's one year older, 45 to Dallas's 44.

>>171652605
>>171653860
>>171652963
>they didnt play hotline miami 2

>>171654959
Shit I forgot about Jacket's age entirely. It's not listed but he's gotta be up there some amount.

>>171656287
>non-canon character

>age listed as "unknown"

>his age being relevant to a list of oldest characters

>>171656470
you forgot

>walking advertisement

>>171656675
A good advertisement for a good thing at the very least.

>>171656945
Completely subjective.

>>171657196
Hotline Miami is objectively a good game if you're not running on grandma reaction speeds.

>>171657275
>Hotline Miami 1* is objectively a good game if you're not running on grandma reaction speeds.
ftfy

>>171657320
I was implying mainly the first game there anyway.

2 was/is still cool and all but there was more weird jank in it as well.

>>171657275
I never said I didn't like it, I said it's subjective.

>>171657503
i think 2 needs only ONE change to make it to good : zoom out the cam

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does anyone want to do some retarded one down big lobby?

>>171657858
It also needs less guns.

I badly want randomly generated levels.
It would fit the game so well and let me play it whenever I want instantly

>>171657858
Just use fucking shift, nigga

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>>171555495
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Sid Jobs are:
- Dentist Appointment! (dentist_4_jobs)
- Saint Francis (voff_1)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- My Bodhi Is Ready (daily_my_bodhi_is_ready)
Brought to you by Bodhi.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

There it is, just like Wick said it would.

Seeing those dead threads makes my blood boil.

Guys, the thermal drill.

>>171667972
Not funny.

>>171670010
GO GET IT

>>171636483
Time
Is
Money
Friend

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Guys, the shekels go get them

>>171672295
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=12591

new achieves

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> New heists coming up
> Already deleted Steam Client to focus on school

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>peoples dropping body bags instead of medic bags for grey players

i seriously hope you guys don't do this.

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>shitter host kicks you at the end of the heist for no reason

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>Time
>is
>money
>Friend
what did they mean by this?

>>171677512
The fucking irony of this post is staggering, and so is the fact that people like you continue to exist

This game needs to have a 100 IQ requirement

>>171677926
>the impossible achievement
hehehe

>>171679603
I'm going to punch you

>>171656287
>>171656470
There's some weird stuff going on with Jacket. It feels like they can't decide if they want him to be some random dude who decided to copy the original, the original but plucked right out of the 80s, or the original who somehow survived the bombing and is now old. Overkill is shit at lore, though.

>>171682092
The bombing actually happening is impossible, considering Counterfeit takes place in Florida. He should be left as a non-canon character as he is now, then dropped for Payday 3 like all DLC characters.

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>>171682504
>non-canon
Correct
>dropped for payday 3
Shit taste

>>171677926
>only 4
Fucking weapon pack, fuck

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>>171683450
>variety is bad

For real though, I hope they add an OICW.

>>171647275
you bitch?

>>171682504
>Like all DLC characters

I'm serious, they better bring back at least a good chunk of them all sharp and dolled up in whatever the new engine looks like, I mean as much as I like the original crew having played 1 a whole shit ton and obviously 2, there's some DLC mans I like a whole lot more that I'd take any day.

Dragan and Bonnie to be specific

>>171685317
From what I saw of the new TWD on Valhalla, it looks similar to Payday 2, A.K.A. shit. I don't remember which trailer or where it is, though, and I can't be arsed to search for it.

>>171685317
Top tier taste
I'd be pretty mad if they didn't bring sokol back

>>171685636
I mean to be perfectly honest, I'd gladly take Payday 3 on even the current engine. It might not be pretty but fuck it, I'm not some MUH 4K QUAD MONITOR GOTTA SEE THE INDIVIDUAL PORES ON THEIR SKIN SETUP sperg, I just love the gameplay and whatever facilitates more or better gameplay is my actual concern in all of it.

>>171685636
The problem with payday's engine (diesel) is that the lighting is pure shit and makes everything look like a ps2 game
the models are pretty good quality so if they can fix valhalla's lighting they should be fine

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>>171685913
>>171685949
All I want in the graphics department is facial animation and Half-Life 2 graphics with slightly touched up geomtery and modern res textures.

Is that too much to ask for from for a game being funded by a game that made AAA sales?

>>171685317
>>171685757
I don't understand why anyone likes Bonnie, seems like they're trying to be contrarian for the sake of being contrarian

>>171686690
She's nice in that alcoholic aunt sort of way
There are worse heisters too, like Bodhi or Sydney

>>171687231
I can agree that Bodhi and Sydney are far worse, especially Sydney, but still. She's a fat fucking dyke who was railroaded in a manner similar to John Wick for absolutely no reason

>>171686690
Scottish accent is fun

>>171583267
HOXTATRON

>>171686690
>>171687493
Because for one part she's just a fun character, big ole butch scottish lady that's not afraid to get in there and wreck shit, second part is that she feels like a real (Whatever shut up) thing. I live in a really biker heavy town and man there's two kinds of women you see with them, obvious hoors just there to work in a front and then burly bitches pretty much 1/1 to Bonnie who look like they'll snap your dick off and beat you to death with it.

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>>171687493
what other game can you play a big bulldyke who was only put in for shits and giggles
she's just there to wreck shit not to be some stupid political message or movie tie-in

>>171686690
She has some good lines and her accent is hilarious. Best girl

What does jacket do on his down time

>>171692197
play vidya, ecstasy, kill russian mobster

>>171692197
probably edit together tapes, listen to voicemails, and mess around with wolf
>>171692412
no need to do drugs when you can get bizarre ptsd/schizophrenia hallucinations for free

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>>171692197

Anyone want to help me get Sounds of Animals fighting? Probably need someone else to host though given my location.

>>171694147
give steam

>>171694326
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Ansta/

wicc

Who is the best heister
Give facts and evidence

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>>171695229
Dallas
Source: my ass

>>171694326
id/akillerbee

>>171695754
accept it boi

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>>171695021

>>171696015
id/ilovephantom

>>171696143
>>171695754
we're full now, maybe next time homeboys

>>171696015
hownew.ru

>>171696143
>>171695754
>>171694384
>>171694147

And host crash. Gonna try one more time. Add me here >>171694384 and I'm gonna try hosting, but expect desync since I live in NZ

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>>171693306
>mess around with wolf

so since new achievements are added , how long before heist release ? end of the week ?

>>171684468
i hope they finally add the fucking dragunov

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>>171697487
oh damn this is nice
do you know who the artist is

>>171657503
>>171657858
Don't you forget the greatest thing about Hotline Miami 2? Pardo

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I'm a guy who loves to suck dicks. Every time I see a naked dick, I can't help myself. I have to reach out, grab it, and put it into my mouth, and suck really hard on it until I'm guzzling the cum that shoots out of my nostrils. And I just don't stop at one dick alone. If there are multiple dicks flopping about everywhere, I suck one after the other while using my hands to jack all the guys off. I'm real fun at a bachelor party.

So with this kind of lifestyle in mind, what heister should I play to show everyone how much I enjoy sucking dick?

>>171700917
Jacket

>>171700917
Clover or Houston

>>171700114
Richter > Son > Pardo > Writer > Fans

>>171700917
Mod your custom character. Or Houston

>>171700943
That's not how you spell hoxton

>>171700917
Wolf

>>171700114
PARDO GET OFF 4CHAN NO ONE LIKES YOU

>>171701103
Why so angry? You guys don't even really discuss the topic at hand, perhaps you should speak about Miami Mutilator, it's more sophisticated topic, y'know.

>>171701030
where does Jake fit in?

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I believe that Detective Manny Pardo is the greatest Hotline Miami character of all time and if you disagree you are obviously a brainwashed Jacket Jackoff. Jacket isn't even that good of a killer, he has already been outdone by the mysterious and enigmatic shadow killer, The Miami Mutilator. Sound scary? Well, it's a good thing the master detective Manny Pardo is right on the case. However... this may be too much... even for a man like him.

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>>171701480

>>171701415
from a different game but since i forgot beard and snek boi my post is utter shit anyway
jacket is above everyone else in HM universe

>>171701938
>from a different game
Jake is in HM2

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>tfw when the thread is so dead, it devolves into a hotline miami general
>even though 4 mysterious new achievements have been released, which indicate new dlc

>>171702223
It’s a weapon pack, we got over it already

>>171702053
i'm really tired i read jacket
jake is ultra shit tiers, worse than fans
Richter > Soldier > Son > Mobster > Pardo > pig dude > Writer > Fans > Jack

I wonder what changes they're gonna make to infamy

>>171702506
>Pig dude not bottom
>Evan that low
Come on son

Seriously though, when the Sokol into The Son mod fixes the red gloves, I'll give it a try

>>171702594
I hope they add the four card suits to prestige your infamy

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>>171702798
>prestige

>>171704376
I didn't want to type infamy twice.
sorry for the minor trigger

>>171677512
hyog

someone draw jacket with that fuckhuge chicken going around

>>171686690
>half life 2 still looks better than games released today

where did gaming go wrong

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>infamy update
>its just more levels
>new weapon pack
>its another ar-15

>>171706510
>new weapon pack
>everything is useless besides one weapon