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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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first for
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faggot pyros
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>>171402464
Engineer>Medic
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phlog is actually very fun
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>Not using the buff banner.
>Using any banner that isn't the buff banner.
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Scout>Pyro
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>>171402947
I only use the buff banner on defense if I have a team I can trust that can shoot thing
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>>171402947
buff banner has the best buff effect, but I like the other banners for their passive effects
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Strong Communist Hero>Capitalist Pigs
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Sniper>Spy
Demo>Soldier
Medic>Engi
Heavy>Pyro
All>Scout
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>>171404031
Engineer can do medics job BETTER.
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>>171404101
Maybe if the Medic is running Vaccinator
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>>171404605
I have literally had games where pushing a dispenser around the corner was way better then the push the unusual medic soldier combo did.
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>>171404031
>Sniper>Spy
Yes.
>Demo>Soldier
Solider has better mobility and has a more options when it comes to his secondary. As well as a hit scan weapon to deal with scout, while demo will have a more tougher time with one, if he's not competent enough.
>Medic>Engi

Eh, Yea. Medic's good overall, while Engie CAN heal with his dispenser, it's unreliable.
Engie isn't mean for healing. more so he's meant to be a bastion to push through with your power classes.

>Heavy>Pyro
Yea.

All>Scout
A good scout is scary with their movement and near impossible to hit, unless it's a scout v scout.
I would say he counters most classes.
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>>171402947
>buff for competent teams
>conch because I can't see medic
>battalions for mvm
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prime meme material
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>>171402464
>non updated OP
reee etc. etc.

Remove list of community servers
Add http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers and competivo.tf
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fuck off spic
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>competitivo.tf
There are only 4 spanish tards here, fuck off
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>>171405295
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tv rots the brain, tftv is no different
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>>171402947
Not putting together the ultimate weebsoldier (Menpo,Kabuto Shogun Shoulderguard, conch, katana, and blackbox)
>not making shitters mad they got dominated by a fucking weeaboo by dropping binds made of moonrunes

I see you don't like fun
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if tf2 was a single player game what combination of weapons/class would be most interesting?
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>>171407029
The current MvM meta

next question
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>>171406950
>Menpo and Kabuto.

>Not beard and fuka.

Ronin>Shogun

You're the one who's unfun, nerd.
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>>171407103
How do we make the spy viable in 6v6?
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>>171407479
they're already viable. Surprise Med drops are horrifying
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>>171407029
spy with parachute, stickybomb, and pomson.(on top of his weapons) make it an action stealth horror game with otome themes
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>>171407479
You don't, because his entire class is fundamentally bad against aware players, or being a weaker version of the sniper.
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>>171407479
just play him and have fun you tard
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Reminder to put competitivo.tf in the OP
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anyone else think vaccinator is extremelly underused?
>bullet resistance makes headshots do 13 dmg
>projectile resistance makes close range rockets/stickies do like 15 dmg
>you are basically invincible against one type of damage
>>171407479
its viable if you run it as a surprise
if you are "that guy" that offclasses to spy every single match or just perma spy, the surprise wears off and you will have a hard time achieving anything with the class
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>>171405902
I'm english
>>171405995
I reckon that's 4 more than there are asians
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>>171408163
You're fully ineffective against melee and a mixed force. Your uber locks you into a single resistance.
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>>171402737
>My old as fuck OC is still being reposted
Thanks for the smile anon
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>>171409040
>meele
haha right
>mixed force
in 6v6 its either projectiles or hitscan, but projectiles 90% of the time
in the pubber world you can probably switch between the two depending on the area
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>>171408163
yeah, vacc is super underrated. i love ubering a gibus pyro and having him walk all over the entire enemy team as they fruitlessly spam at us with their explosives, or just popping bullet resist on yourself and then waltzing past a couple of sentries on badwater last and ninja capping
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>>171409040
>Your uber locks you into a single resistance
You can also use more than one uber at a time
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12558255
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>>171410213
1.-granary
2.-bagel
3.-windfall (alpha) / avalanche (least tested ones)
wich one would you preffer

http://www.teamfortress.tv/35608/koth-avalanche
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35636/cp-windfall
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>plr_nightfall, second stage
>Aggro a pyro near their spawn while playing spy
>Go up the stairs while shooting him
>Round the railing, double back into him
>Matador
I didn't expect that to work, is this how shitters feel when they succeed?
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>>171402947
I use battalion sometimes on offense
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>>171411254
I know this is bait but you are calling yourself a shitter
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Get a load of this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpWAsazbgQs
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>>171404031
Scout is literally the strongest class in the game.
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>>171407479
Change him so picks objectives instead of players.
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>>171412642
And filipinos are the strongest race on Earth
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>>171404031
On defense,
Engi stack > Medic stack >solo Medic > solo Engi
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>>171398561
How much you wanna sell that for, senpai?
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>>171412334
I worded it wrong, but basically
>Is this supposed to feel as good as it does
And yeah, i don't play much spy
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>>171402947
>BB because nobody can push up to destroy the sentry
>Conch because SPEEEED BOOOST
>buff banner has a festive

>>171402737
I mean, if medic had a shotgun, he'd be more fun.
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>>171413058
whu-whu-whats going on here?
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post crutches for bad players
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>>171413443
If medic gets a shotgun demo must get a glock.
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>>171413697
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>>171413697
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>>171413778
Well, he's the explosive expert, it's only fitting
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>>171413697
Hands and eyes.
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>>171413697
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someone raffle strange weapons so i can win them and get motivation to play this game
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Anybody a masochist and play heavy in pubs?

I might start playing him, so what's the best weapon and what's his playstyle?
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>>171413697
>>171414263
RAMDOM CRIT

https://youtu.be/6V1yxs5vK5w
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>>171414702
tomiscrub or be a huo-long memer and park on a dispenser
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>>171413697
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>>171414702
Stock/Sandvich/EN if you have a healslut
Tomislav/Sandvich/EN otherwise

These are you only viable options
Have fun
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>>171414834
>mini sentries
how much of a shitter are you to think this is a crutch
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>>171414917
>>171413816
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>>171414875
I like using dalokohs when there's no medics.
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>>171413058
>these Jet Grind Radio references
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>>171415053
I like being useless when there are no medics to carry me

FTFY
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>>171414875
Been running stock/shotgun/GRU in pubs.

Does the job well.
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>>171414702
Natascha is the best for fighting publord scouts, demos, and soldiers.
*Watch as the scout goes from Speedy Gonzales to Snaily the.... snailman...
*See the democharge fail to reach anybody
*Watch the soldier crater worthlessly as he attempts to laterally jump
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>>171413596
>>171415157
OK
OK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chemy6iFC5o
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>>171413697
How is this a cruth ?
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>>171415357
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZY4E2Cagv8

I actually downloaded a couple of guitar vader albums... I didn't really like em.
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>>171415604
spotted the shit soldier
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>Spending real money on a video game
Fuck
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>>171414917
Good engies get waayyyy more done with regular sentry, especially since jag got buffed.
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>>171415649
blaze used it
so did seagull
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>>171416121
Like i said. Shit soldier
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I eat shit
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I poop shit
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I shit eat
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>>171416251
who do you think is a good soldier
muselk?
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>>171416969
Me
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>>171415649
>>171416251
If you don't explain to me how it is a crutch, I can't understand you inbreed fuck.
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>>171416969
>Muselk
>Good at any thing
lel
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkdGi8P1qRc

alway member gud tims

>>171417034
inbred*
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>>171417057
that was what i was implying yes
you're not very smart are you
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>>171417062
No, you're inbred so hard you deserve two e.
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>>171417062
what the fuck i was watching that video because i accidentally clicked on it from my homepage
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>Watching TF2 videos

lol?
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>not exclusively watching frag videos
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>play cp_steel as demoman and sniper
>interesting map, decent players on both teams
>actually had a very good time
Should I play steel more often?
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sorry eckm
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>>171418360
steel is always either really fun or really unbalanced

depends how many people on each team get confused by circular maps
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http://tf2r.com/krup52v.html
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>ah what a nice morning im gonna hop into a casual game of cp_process and th-

>ALERT OUR LAST CONTROL POINT IS BEING CONTESTED

>YOU FAILED!

>You're on your way to: 2FORT
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>>171418851
Its like pottery
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Dream unusual acquired
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how terrible
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>>171420156
so are you actually going to wear it or are you just showing it to us in the item preview
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>>171420448
Well I can wear it but I don't have a loadout for it yet
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>>171420448
its in the background you silly boy
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>>171413697
every thread
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I've been dropped 3 Solemn Vows in a row now

fukn crazy m8s
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>>171414702
i always either use brass beast or huo long heater. brass beast will outdo enemy heavy combos with it's damage boost, and i spin up while jumping so the speed detriment isn't even so bad. more recently i have used nothing but huo long which is just the stock with flame aura to fuck up spies, ammo is never an issue in this game every time you kill one you get ammo for fucks sake. i run shotgun secondary because it is fun. melee can be anything, but i recommend the christmas mittens. players will lose focus if they see you with these, only hoovies generally wear it, however if you happen to get a lucky hit in the back it is practically a free kill since they can't fight back so it is basically a better stock as well
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>>171420156
>ring
muy asqueroso
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post dream unusuals
currently even if i sold everything in my backpack at full price i still wouldn't be able to buy it
some day though
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>>171421525
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>>171421525
>tfw you can easily afford your dream unusuals but youre too much of a jew to spend that much money on particle effects
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>>171421993
This
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>>171421525
>stormy 13th hour hat with no name
>doesn't even exist according to bp.tf
I'm pretty happy with my current hwnn tho
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>>171421525
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>>171421993
oh sure i could take away some cash from a paycheck and easily get the hat, shit i could spend it on whatever hats i want and whatever crazy weapons, but then i'd have to mooch off of other people so i can spend money on hats in a free video game and at that point you're viva and there's no coming back from that
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>>171421525
If I had actually hung onto that Well Wrapped Hat or Unusual Zoomin' Broomin' than selling it for cheap fast, I could've had this.
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Post your team/ 3x3.
R8 others team.
H8 others team.
W8 until pyro update.
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>>171423335
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>>171423335
>Im doing this ironically

I bet you are
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>>171421525
>tfw no dream unusual
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>>171423706
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Why would someone have this as their spray?
Why would you have such a low resolution spray?
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>>171423335
you're medic and spy suck
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>>171423335
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>>171424187
That pyro looks THICC
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>>171404031
>All>Scout
No.
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>>171423807
what do you mean
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>>171423335
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>>171423335
Obligatory my guys post
>>171424361
Liking you Khorne worshipping pyro and your smooth jazz sniper, the color of your engie's beard seems to stand out too much tho
>>171424339
Your'e medic made me crème myself
>>171423913
>Cosmetics painted purple
Stinky stinky no no!
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>at 10 health
>at lakeside mid
>just barely fought off a funslinger engi
>in the water
>about to grab the health
>scout heals himself for 5hp
>wait for the health to respawn
>pops up
>this happens a second time
>another fucking scout out of nowhere
>get stabbed to death by a spy
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Remember when people here treated these threads like they were an IRC channel

Extreme cancer
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>>171425179
>the color of your engie's beard seems to stand out too much tho
he's supposed to be stinky pete
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>>171425565
I apologize then
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>playing some koth_harvest
>2nd round
>got a taunt kill on a sniper on blu
>going for it again
>sniper comes back
>has a med
>he just starts firing from the hip
>a and d between his shots, lands only like, one shot out of the 5
>realize he's trying to no-scope me
>ask what he was doing in chat unironically
>get worried
>win that round
>know that I just fragged a bunch of new f2ps
They were so young and innocent, I feel dirty.
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strange part: f2ps killed when
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>>171423335
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>>171425565
>stinky pete
you do know the Gold digger was made for that loadout, right?
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>>171428369
>tfw the operator's overalls aren't actually overalls but it doesn't feel right if he isn't fat
dag nabbit dang it
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My ban is lifted so I'm able to draw now. Sorry to anyone didn't receive loadout drawings. Also post dem loadouts.
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>>171429073
cute witch
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>>171429073
>>171428369
this desu
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>>171429073
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>>171429073
Cute witch (male)
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>>171423335
I like your pirate
>>171423913
I like your pyro, but the dead of night doesn't fit imo
>>171424339
I like your space cowboy
>>171424361
im glad you committed to full bones
>>171425121
demos hat combo is neat
>>171425179
that hat is very limiting, but I think you like it enough to be worth it
>>171428079
all are tasteful even tho im not a fan
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>>171429605
I'm stealing that spy loadout and there's nothing you can do about it.

I wish I had thought of that first
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>>171430132
if you get an unusual conga you can be the real king of the rumba beat
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>>171430216
do you have one?

is there a sound replacer for it?

Why do I like this idea so much?
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>>171429605
not a fan of what

>>171429073
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>>171430301
>do you have one?
it's flattering that you think i can afford any unusual taunt but no i don't
i'm sure there's sound mods for the conga, but they wouldn't work on sv_pure servers
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>>171429605
I had to make sure that all of my loadouts worked at least moderately well with with the hat, would have had a few completely different loadouts if it wasn't for the hat. I do like the hat tho, makes people easily recognize me, as well as the hat itself looking alright and the unusual being high tier in my opinion. Wish the damn effect would stop teleporting around every time I taunted tho
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What's the best shotgun skin?
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>>171431010
battle scarred civic duty
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>>171431010
Stock
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>>171431010
Dressed to kill
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>>171431010
commie shotty
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>>171429073
Summer's almost here. Well, for LA anyway.

Gonna have to pick up a couple new tank tops.
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Is there a better feeling than your team winning in overtime?
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>>171432476
Headshotting a scout, airblasting a pipe, airshotting a fully charged medic as demo/ soldier, outsmarting dummies as spy, etc, etc
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>>171423335
Rate 'em f*llas.

>>171423335
Already rated them.

>>171423913
5/10 Nice solly.

>>171424339
6/10 I'm digging the medic.

>>171424361
4/10 I like your scout and sniper. Engie's not bad either.

>>171425121
3/10 Demo's great but the rest seem lackluster. I don't like the VR headset as a cosmetic.

>>171425179
Same hat for all the classes, is eh.
4/10
if you gave the classes different hats and easy
7/10
Good potential solider, sniper, spy, demo, heavy and engie.

>>171428079
Duke'd out.

6/10

>>171429605
Good references.
8/10
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>>171432476
Reflecting a crit rocket and killing the soldier and his medic buddy
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>>171433313
I'm >>171425121, and my problem is I can't think of anything I like for most of the characters.
I like my pyro,demo,heavy, engineer, and spyloadouts.
But the rest are just kinda "check out my peen" loadouts.
I want to figure out something to go with my ze goggles though. Just haven't gotten around to it.
Will probably just swap the viewfinder for a quadwrangler for the whole "mad doctor" thing.
I also like the viewfinder, even if it is hard to work into a loadout well.
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>>171433532
Reflecting a pipe and killing the demo instantly
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What are some pleasant hitsounds that don't give you ear cancer if you use a pistol/flamethrower? I kinda like stabby's cow bell one.
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>>171434086
Mine is Byeah
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>>171434086
CoD hitmarker
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>>171421525
>tfw already have dream unusual
Life is pretty good
>tfw no unusual special eyes
fug
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>>171435231
you could make all your weapons professional killstreak, then it's like having 3 different unusual special eyes
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>>171435387
Even better a strange gunslinger
>50$ pls
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>>171423335
I've sold most of my stuff and only have stuff that was gifts or some self crafts I like.
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only oldfags will get this
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>>171435586
pottis
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>>171435586
Ok
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>>171427334
>fragging f2ps

I CATCH YOU ON THE STREET AND UR DEAD
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>>171438515
no1 care
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>>171438673
Even that hurt me.
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>release update
>its fucking nothing
>it breaks all of serveme.tf servers because TFTrue doesn't work anymore
thanks vaolvo haha
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>>171438515
>static IP
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How have random crits been allowed to stay in this game for this long?
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>>171437675
Do it.
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ha ha fragg
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>>171440750
Valve autism
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>>171440750
The tf2 team is notoriously stubborn about removing ANYTHING they put in no matter how obviously negative it is for the game, it's hands down the worst aspect of this dev team. It took literal years for them to remove set bonuses, which they admitted they knew was a risky idea from the start, and over a year to nerf the smissmas short circuit and baby face.
>>
>>171443357
>Over a year
>To nerf the short circuit
It took them less than one week, but holy shit what a week it was
I never had that much fun playing engineer before
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>when someone with #scrap2unusual in their name makes an item offer
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>>171444023
>when someone makes an offer
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Turn this box into a Initial D meme.
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>spycicle
>dead ringer

you are a meme
>>
Do it unself homo, it as easy as opininh paint
>>
Maybe if you a had gotten those sixes, but now I'm not so sure.
>>
you cant get trips or quads unless its 000 or 0000
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>>171446669
look more like mad max desu
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cring
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QUESTION

what stops someone like uncle dane or muselk from buying a shit load of trash unusual hats with the same effect, wearing only one while keeping the others in some other non-suspicious account, and by doing so they can increase the price of some shit unusual only because babbies are willing to pay to look like their favourite youtube celebrity

why is this allowed
>>
Would tf2 run at 60fps on an i5-2520m/HD3000 laptop with comanglia's config?

>inb4 install it and find out

don't want to spend hours downloading 15gb game on my shit ausfail internet only to find it's unplayable.
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>What Pyro mains think is going to happen
>Advanced mobility at stock level through compression blasts
>Reserve shooter buffed
>Degreaser buffed
>Deflected projectiles deal full crit damage
>Soldier and Engineer removed from the game

>What Bunnyfags think is going to happen
>Flamethrower physics reworked
>Compression blast knockback nerfed
>Afterburn nerfed
>Soldier and Demoman buffed
>Pyro removed from the game
>TF2 taken seriously as an e-sport

>What is actually going to happen
>Valve breaks flamethrower physics even more
>More cosmetics
>More bloat
>Matchmaking is still shit
>Press mouse 2 with the Rocket Launcher equipped to shove enemies
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works on my computer
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>>171450173
>Press mouse 2 with the Rocket Launcher equipped to shove enemies
>>
>demo buffed to 200 hp
>grenade launcher gets 6 rounds and 20% extra projectile speed

there would literally nothing be wrong with this
>>
>>171450983
are you fucking retarded?
you're forgetting to add rollers exploding on contact
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>>171450173
>Press mouse 2 with the Rocket Launcher equipped to shove enemies
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>>171451141

>rollers gravitate towards players
>do 300% damage against buildings and engineers
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>>171450435
>>171451158

>Press mouse 2 with the Rocket Launcher equipped to shove enemies
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>>171451274
at least give it some downsides dude
+10% damage vulnerability on wearer
-25% slower repair rate
>>
>playing Turbine
>enemy Pyro runs up
>decked out in fancy hats, unusuals, christmas lights, you name it
>shoot a rocket
>they reflect it
>pull out shotgun
>watch them flounder around confused as I shoot them to death
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>>171453714
>alternate between shotgun and rocket shots
>pyro loses control and dies
>imagine that its just a very frustrated cute girl getting mad at videogames

am i the only one
>>
What performance config does everyone use these days? I haven't played TF2 since Chris' configs were in vogue.
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post epic
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>>171454015
sure a (girl)
>>
>>171454015
Yes. I hope.
Please this genereal and never comeback.
>>
>>171456065
>please this general
l-lewd
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>>171455330
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>>171456174
You already know what to do.
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>>171456265
oh nice, me too
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>>171456265
>>171456430
:^)
>>
>>171456478
nice, totally counts :thumbsup:
>>
pootis
>>
what would be the saltiest, most chaotic combination of players in a 6s team ?
im thinking something like
>corsa
>slemnish
>b4nny
>skeez
something along those lines
what are some other toxic salty players in NA ?
>>
>>171459330
Clockwork is still a massive dickwad. Granted he plays Oversimple now
>>
>>171459330
did you just see that gullywash b4nny pug
it was the pootis gootis you know
>>
>>171459475
corsa is always tilted in gullywash
americans in general treat their med like shit and barely give protectiong
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>>171456430
>>171456478
i think it was when he had got out of this game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b82MieKie4 and he was dicking around and shooting shit with the mangler, pretty fun.
>>
>>171459330
EU version:
>t0m
>Funs
>Morgus
>Tauson
>Scorpion
>some frenchie i dont remember the name off

Tauson at its finest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3SI5_dye2Q
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epic
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is it just me or there will never be the quality and competition in fragmovies that there was in 2012-2013
even small projects had so much fucking work in them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r34nhIzG01U
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>>171460134
>>
Scout Mains - Memelords
Soldier Mains - Average Joes or Gay Weeaboos
Pyro Mains - Furries
Demoman Mains - ???
Heavy Mains - Actual diagnosed autism.
Engineer Mains - Either 11 years old, or has no ambition in life and the mind of an 11 year old.
Medic Mains - Girls (Male)
Sniper Mains - Burnout lanklets who smoke way too much weed, masturbate until their dick is bloody and probably work at McDonald's.
Spy Mains - haha who the fuck actually mains spy
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>>171460741
demo mains smoke a lot of weed or have big egos
in my experience
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>>171460724
his good looks are going to be wasted on a tr4nny
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>>171460741
Scout Mains - dm-lords who think the purpose of their class is to commit to 1v1s
Soldier Mains - weebs or newbies with sfm avatars
Pyro Mains - wear low quality unusuals and visit r/tf2
Demoman Mains - chill people or huge assholes, no in between
Heavy Mains - autists, they post on r/tf2
Engineer Mains - fun to be around, think they are smarter then they actually are
Medic Mains - in the case of being straight males nice people
Sniper Mains - think it's ok to forfeit the game by putting your team into a 5v6 so they can get epic frags for their youtube epeen
Spy Mains - under the age of 13 or over 30

t. scout main
>>
funny how star_ becomes more enjoyable with his girl in the video but jerma's kills the mood completely

I really do wonder if he's happy with her
>>
>>171459330
>salty
I want redditfriends to leave.
>>
>>171461146
jermas gf like EWW
stars gf like WOOOO
bannys gf like WHO (loil bvecause she doesnt exist)

ask me anything tf2g
>>
sniper main - daddy
everyone else - lol
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>>171461146
FUCK KIM
>>
>>171461146
It pissed me off how when Jerma was playing tf2 for the first time in a while and was explaining what was going on and how long he played the game, she just didn't fucking care.

>>171461195
when will I get a gf
>>
never_meme.jpg
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Never ever not now not ever
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>>171460741
>Demoman Mains - ???
Immigrants who tryhard or fratboys who drink too much and yelling obscene bullshit over voice chat
>Heavy Mains - Actual diagnosed autism
or manlet powerhouses and gymrats who work at shit jobs
>Spy Mains - haha who the fuck actually mains spy
Average joes who have a well paying job and a gf or wife

You know it to be true.
>>
>>171461414
I thought that was cartman from the thumbnail
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>>171461195
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH YOU BIGOT B4NNY IS IN LOVE WITH NURSES AND THEY'LL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN THE LOWER REGION OF CALIFORNIA.
Also when will somebody slob on my nob? It's been a good long while and my gerkin needs a good jerkin.
>>
>>171461414
t. unusual painted Charmer's Chapeau le epic trickstabber
>>
>>171461515
noided
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Which?
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>heavy can still shoot through walls
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>>171461826
both look like shit
>>
>>171461826
If you had to go with one, make it the second.
The first ones only merit is a vague skin color at the expense of looking completely fucking retarded.
>>
>winter themed cosmetics
>spring themed gun
fuck's wrong w/ you
>>
>>171461227
>>171461515
i didnt read this
pootisq
>>
i'm with her
>>
never
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>>171461545
I'm a heavy main, my friend is a spy/soldier main

>>171461126
>Heavy Mains - autists, they post on r/tf2
>they post on r/tf2
wrong.
>Engineer Mains - fun to be around, think they are smarter then they actually are
>smarter then they actually are
>smarter then
wrong.
>>
>>171462169
hECK YOU
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>>171462169
>yes
!!!
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>>171462349
>>
>>171462349
sirup boy

anyone wanna hit me with a reply? id love it. id fuckign love it
>>
>>171462430
Nah I don't really want to reply to you, sorry though.
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>>171461826
I like first.
>>
><> ><> ><> ><> ><> ><>

fishing levels?

>>171462430
~.~
>>
>>171450052
Because why bother
Because no one that actually wants to look exactly like their favorite YouTuber that has money
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pottis is on le bus!
where is pottis going/
>>
i am a b4nny sub. ask me anything?
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>>171462782
>He's found out my master plan
Oh shit!
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>>171462640
86 and climbing boooooooy
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>>171463082
nice
>>
>>171462961
whats it like subbing to probably the most well known tf2 streamer
>>
>>171463314
feels like a lot of extra attention
hmmmmmm yes
>>
>>171463064
who wears those?
>>
>http://www.teamfortress.tv/40195/corsa-and-b4nny-deserve-each-other#13
keep your shitposting on tf2g halfleft
>>
>>171463381
Just me. Now, to become a successful youtuber
>>
>>171463381
Nobody, because ryuke is hording them.
I.E. he owns pert near all of those hats that exist, just to own all of them.
>>
>>171463623
i have never shitposted
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>>171463082
how the fuck does having a higher attack level relate to being smart
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>>171463759
>>
"Nows my chance!"

Which TF2 youtuber said this before jumping over a Heavy?
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>>171463759
>>
>>171463827
jocelyn jones?
>>
>>171463827
me
>>
why is the minigun shittier than the shotgun
>>
>>171463962
because only heavy can equip the minigun
>>
>>171464039
but even on heavy, the slowest fucking cunt in the game, the shotgun is better for burst damage and makes it harder for you to overextend

why is the minigun such shit
>>
geel unban me please
>>
>>171463962
because you're firing it in bursts
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>>171464707
geel here, banned you again. Sorry.
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Next tournament is going to be scout on scout action, Wrap Assassin only, April First around 7pm EST.

Regular best out of three, single elimination structure.
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>>171463962
I just wanted to say "no" but I ended up giving lecture... Forgive me.
I found Shotgun or Family Business to be better picks against burst damage threats since you can rush them, flinch them from far or at least listen for decloaks as you go through a low profile path.
With Minigun only, Demoman will be a bother if you're following a high rise path or have to squeeze through small gates. Spy will drop onto you if you are at the open and under balconies.
Sniper shots will be harder to evade with crouch-taps once you dare to deploy your Minigun from far in his sightline. Entering the scene with a shotty and using your melee may help you to take cover.
Shotgun is situational and grants better burst damage for a "single" target. Minigun does 540 damage per second, while Shotgun do like 100-133 damage per second or so.
As a Heavy your utility is scattering crowds or scoring a killstreak with Minigun. More your pressure fire to push back enemy Engineers would hardly find time to recover. While doing so, you'll be giving playground to your Scouts at offense and Engineers on defense.
Alas, getting Shotgun will piss off your Medic and won't be beneficial unless you face those burst damage threats constantly. If your roamer or pocket Soldier decide to work as a team, it will be far more beneficial than using the Shotgun.
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>tfw you have such a blast in a lobby that you don't want to play TF2 for the rest of the day
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>>171465462
Addition to my own post; I think Heavy needs higher bullet damage rampup at close by. 150% max rampup feels weak when you have 1 second of damage penalty already.

>>171465290
>Wrap Assassin
Shit weapon but it's pretty cool with BFB and Bonk
>April First
... oh ....
>>
>>171465739
The joke is it's scout with a shit weapon, not that it won't happen.
>>
>make heavy more of a close-up class
No, that's pyro's role

Make his damage more consistent over range instead
>>
shootgun
+100% max ramp up
-100% slower firing speed
-fucking stupid faggot spread
-33% clip size

is it balance????
>>
make miniguns mini-crit long range targets
>>
>>171465985
Minigun no longer suffers from damage fall-off or benefits from ramp-up.

Heavy is now suppression man, like he always should have been.
>>
just make it a mailbox-sized shotgun shell that heavy punches the back of to make it explode

+65% damage
-only 1 ammo
+ammo regenerates over like 15 seconds
-can't refill with normal ammo packs
+50% damage ramp up at point blank
>>
oh and it /can/ be crit boosted
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>>171465875
>>171465985
Less damage falloff? I can't say no, but it will be a hassle to restock on ammo if our damage is improved for range.
I can push as a Heavy until something kills me and score 10+ killstreaks each life in an average payload casual match with this shit penalty.
I say bring it, give us less damage falloff or more damage rampup on all miniguns. Brass Beast may worth using perhaps.

>>171466268
>a mailbox-sized shotgun shell that heavy punches the back of to make it
lol.
>>
god I love eating shit
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>>171468009
Hi fellow Soldier main.
>>
how is this possible that dead ringer, after so many nerfs, is now more op than ever?
>>
maybe you should stop being shit
dr spies are easier to kill than ever
>>
>>171468898
Sure they are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6JHaBVySTA
>>
how to fix dead ringer:

-remove initial damage reduction completely
+un-remove the ability to pick up ammo packs while invisible
+add 100% damage reduction for first 3 seconds after feigned death
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>>171468405
Because according to the lore; Scout is supposed to chase his "long-dead" father. Take a hint.
It's not OP, just W+M1-ragePyro is ineffective against DR. Airblast-Shotgun is effective against DR, also Scouts can track him. Reconsider your tactics.
I think it still needs a tweak; 40% longer cloak duration brings it to 7 seconds with 50% cloakmeter after feign, it should be 6 seconds and needs more drain imo.
I assume Valve gave Spy a long enough DR cloak duration to suffice when entering a choke point, but Spy already have L'etranger to do that.
>>
>>171469195
>"kill" the shitter while he's trying to escape
>locate nearest ammo/medkit spot
>don't be deaf

yeah mean they're impossible to kill
>>
>>171469292
The speedboost is sufficient to outpace all non-scout enemies, I'm not certain how fast the speed boost makes you beyond that.

So, now you're a slow moving person chasing an invisible speedster, all he has to do is not do one thing you predict and you lost him. Only through teamwork and calls do you hope to catch him and kill him.
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>>171469653
>landfall
>literally stabbing clueless gibuses
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>>171469764
Fucking brutal.
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>>171469653
Stop posting this shitty webm
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>>171469815
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>>171469653
>walk up to clueless sniper, he dies
functioning as intended
>walk up to clueless demo, he also dies
functioning as intended
>walk up behind medic and sniper whom both aren't looking in your direction even though you just killed a demo 2 meters away from them
functioning as intended

DR is a stupid piece of cheese but this webm does not reflect that
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>>171469725
>>171470298

So let's go through the steps according to >>171469292
They "killed" me, they went for the nearest medkit, and they weren't deaf. It didn't allow them to catch me since I didn't go for the very nearest one. One simple change from the quickest possible path and 4 people got stabbed by a shitter spy.
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>>171470451
*4 shitters got stabbed by a shitter spy

Like I said, it's not a well-balanced weapon, but this webm does not demonstrate that.

Noone /actually/ tried to kill the spy. A pyro got some stray flames on him, and the medic landed one needle.

If the spy sponged 3 close-range rockets or pipes, yes, that's a problem. But he hardly negated any damage.

DR /should/ allow a spy to get out of a fight if he so chooses, /if he chooses so while he has the choice/.

The issue with the DR in it's current implementation is that spy can make that choice after he's already lost the fight, he's down to 25 HP and a rocket's flying at him, he activates the watch and gets out of there alive.

He should only be able to choose to feign death when that choice is still his to make, aka when he has enough health to take the initial hit >>171469201
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>>171470953
So at the time when the deadringing has the greatest chance of actually fooling somebody when feigning, you think that's the time it shouldn't do anything?
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>>171402464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ThKQxrhSU
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>>171471512
Yes.

The whole mind game thing doesn't work anyway, noone assumes the map to be spyless after they killed one.

It's a silly feature from a different time, like assuming people won't attack you because you're disguised as their teammate

Gameplay wise, there's no excuse why spy should be able to run off to a health kit and try again when all other classes have to wait through respawn
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>>171469653
>M1 Pyro didn't even notice you after triggering your feign since he was too busy trying to M1 a running Scout instead of drawing Flare or a Shotgun
>only Med looks like chasing you because rest of the team consist of imbeciles which you'll see lateron
>stab one hardscoping pub sniper thinking he's unseen
>chainstab a clueless demo, "pocketed" the classic sniper and medic who pockets him instead of Demoman
>Only Pyro that notices you decides to M1 instead of airblasting and flame particles miss
>"DR is OP guize, this webumn tolly reflects that"
>"W+M1 Pyro is a legit strat deep beneath the competitive play"
>"It's just that DR is overpowered"
This webm only evident of there are retarded Pyro players and how low pub play can go with 4 sniper-5 spy teams.

>>171470553
saved
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Oh and here's a bonus.

>>171471623
Nice. Here's geel version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS1axkjL0V0
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is haunted ghosts on my favorite hat worth it for 30 keys
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>>171474062
I dont know. Do you like haunted ghosts?
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>>171474115
i don't know it's kinda bulky and disappears in the light
probably not worth it
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I have more fun raffling items than I do actually playing TF2
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>>171450173
>>Reserve shooter buffed
>>Degreaser buffed
There are people that unironically want these
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>>171460134
Mine was way back with the matchmaking beta. I didn't think it was actually him at first til I went to his stream and saw me. 26dollar just so happened to randomly be in that match as well.
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Did Scream Fortress unironically kill this game?
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Needs a name / desc.

>>171463962
The Shotgun is an extremely consistent weapon which is a great pick on any class that can use it. Every class that doesn't have the Shotgun wishes they had it. Imagine if the Medic, Sniper and Spy had a Shotgun instead of their Syringe Gun, Sub-Machine Gun and Revolver, respectively. Shotgun would also be a decent replacement for the Grenade Launcher as the Demoman would be able to fight Scouts more efficiently.

Most people are used to fighting Heavies using the Sandvich, so their initial expectation upon encountering one is either "I can run away as he slows down to shoot" or "I can run around him and jump over him as I am a Scout". The Shotgun completely takes most people off guard and allows the Heavy to move at a decent speed whilst outputting damage, meaning he isn't in a vulnerable position.

>>171465462
Minigun does up to 540 DPS,
Shotgun does up to 144 DPS.
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How to fix the Dead Ringer
slow the cloak regen down. If I "kill" a spy and then kill him again ten seconds later, then he should actually be dead that time. This "get out of jail free" bull is one of the reasons I hate Overwatch so much.
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>>171475529
Name: gun
Desc; none you idiot
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>>171475529
Name: POW
Desc: HAHA
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>the team stands still when expecting an arrow
no better feeling than all those big heal numbers and a healthy team
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>>171475650
How to fix the Dead Ringer:
-Remove the afterburn immunity during the first three seconds of the cloak.
-Increase the metal penalty from -35% to -50%.
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>>171475692
This
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I like it when the wrong colored people die
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>>171475529
Name : Don't mind me
Desc :I'm fixing the world
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>>171475529
name: have this sandvich
desc: don't run, it's just bullets!
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>be soldier
>trying to cap a point for my team
>someone calls out help
>see medic getting ganked as fuck
>leave cp, deal with the medic's attackers
>team asks "wtf are you doing"
>mfw
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>>171475529
>Imagine if the Medic, Sniper and Spy had a Shotgun instead of their
Would be a nice touch back to TFC. Still SMG and Revolver are not weak compared to Shotgun at all.

>name:
I like random crits
>desc:
Fat Scout's Own Saxton Cobain
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>playing DOOM
>4th level
>can't seem to reach a collectible for some reason
>watch a video
>in the same room as the video the crate i need to reach the doll is missing
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>>171476641
???
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>>171476641
>not running the pain train while playing the objective in pubs
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>>171476641
This made me realize how tiny Scout's head is compared to his hands.

He's got some yaoi hands
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>>171477416
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>>171477416
Everyone except spy does tho.
Bunch of homos
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>>171476935
Pirated version or late for patching?
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>>171432476

>playing in casual against some publord who talks shit to new players, usually somebody with between 1k and 2k hours played
>start turning the tides
>publord changes to the same class you're playing (bonus points if he changes to lime scout, I'm a scout main myself)
>still dominate him
>don't. say. a. word.
>they leave in frustration

literally the only reason I still play right now
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>>171480658
Pirated.
Did they fix that in an update?
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>>171481240
If I pull that off, will you die?
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can anyone give me an example of a pvp game with a mechanic similar to random crits?

how can you even allow this to exist for so long?
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>>171482084
Any game that has "ultimates" or "supers" or whatever the fuck
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>>171482165
You can time your ultimate though. By definition, you can't time your random crits.
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>>171481453
go and jump off a cliff
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>>171482165
theyre not random
its just as bullshit, but at least the person did something to achieve it
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>>171481453
It can be an anti-pirate measure or require a patch. Do a web search. My hint will be buying a legit copy next time. Greenmangaming and humblebundle stores are pretty nice alternatives to Steam and they have sales sometime.
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>>171482084
They're also pretty unbalanced for classes like spy, medic, engy and sniper, as medic isn't meant to deal tons of damage, sniper and spy are more about picks than damage (plus spy only has two weapons that can randomly crit anyways), and correct me if I'm wrong but sentry damage doesn't count towards boosting your crit rate.
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>>171482572
i dont know how you got there, but its the exact opposite
medic and engineer get more random crits because of the damage of their patients/sentires
its why its extremely dangerous for a spy to do anything against both if theyre competent because theyll probably crit him and he wont even have a chance
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>>171482278
no u

>>171482414
I buy every game i pirate if it's not complete shit, and i'm having an absolute blast with it so i'll definitely do it.
Can't find anything about DOOM's anti-piracy after they removed denuvo after it got cracked.
If anyone's curious it's this one
https://youtu.be/1BgC4FzXfns?t=265

I'm a fucking idiot.
If only i checked the comment section, apparently you have to let a drone drop the fucking crate.
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>>171482572
>plus spy only has two weapons that can randomly crit anyways
Only one. I don't think Knife ever random crits. Your backstab damage dealt in the last 10 seconds return to you as random Revolver crits
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>>171484672
Two, the stock revolver and the L'Etranger.
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I haven't played tf2 in 8 months >;]
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>>171484990
fucking delete this
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>someone gifted me a crate last november
>finally get a key to unlock it
>get a strange ambassador
>worst fucking thing I could've gotten
fuck
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>>171485314
That's not a strange pain train
That was my first ever unbox back when it was worth 1 scrap
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>>171485314
at least is a decent gun to use and kill people
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>>171485386
You think that's bad? When I bought a shit-ton of keys to try to unbox my first unusual the concept of strange weapons didn't exist. All I got were fucking unique huntsmans and my unusual
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Reminder to kill furries

https://youtu.be/LDeRjCPVB00
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>>171486726
I think the fox hat is cute, it's a shame it's always associated with furries
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>>171486726
>look how impressive this kill on a pub pyro is
>i bet hes a fucking furry because he has the fox hat
>no chance he just unboxed it and is wearing it just because
>no, the only explanation is that he is a furry
>everyone point and laugh at the furry and give me praise for killing him!
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>>171487079
Was that you on the clip ? You seems quite upset.
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>>171487261
I'm just tired of the 1894th "I killed a pyro I bet hes furry upboats pls XD" post
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>>171485446
yeah but spy my least played so I'll hardly ever use it
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Me and my homies
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>>171487768
Me in the right
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>>171485492
Least you got an unusual
;_;
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>>171487768
hot
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A thread on /v/ has inspired me to install the game once again and give it another whirl.

How fucked am I? Last time I played was in 2014
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>>171488840
>39%/48%

what
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>>171488840
what the fuck do the pie charts even represent
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>>171489191
memes
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Post pyros
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>>171489605
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>>171490107
ugly
>>171489605
furry wanna be ugly
>>171475529
8/10
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Rate my scout.
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good job idiot
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>>171486726
>>171489605
>not even 60fps

what kind of shithole do you live in that you can't afford a machine that's able to run tf2 in 1080p60
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it was al-right
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>>171490198
my pyro is NOT ugly
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>>171487079
All pyro mains are furries but not all furries are pyro mains
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>>171491015
Your pyro is ching chong ping pong.
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>>171491232
thanks for noticing
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>>171491015
if he isnt ugly why does he wear the mask
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>>171491475
Lot of loyalty for a hired gun.
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>>171491653
or hes wondering why someone would burn a man before airblasting him off a cliff.
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it seems like detective pyro is on the case!
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>>171491914
At least you can mmph. Who are you ?
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>>171489605
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>>171487768
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>>171492234
looks like something a viva reject would wear
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>>171492348
What did he mean by this?
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>>171492107
We are nothing, we are the gravel beneath your feet. And no one care who i was until i put on the mask.....
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>>171492067
You're a loose cannon, you're off the case
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>>171492428
If I pulled it off will you die ?
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>>171492619
*shoots u before throwing u out of the plane*
heh, whos next
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>>171487768
me on the left
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>>171492619
it would hurt my family and future career prospects in intelligence and policing alot.
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>>171492842
youre a big merc
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no really, tell me about pyro

why DOES he wear the mask?
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after much reflection I have decided this is true
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>>171482084
Dota 2's random crits are still bullshit, but expexted as there are abilities that enable them on certain heros like Juggernaut, Phantom Assassin and Wraith King. You can also buy Daedelus which does the same thing but worse
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>>171493660
Hard to breathe with all the smoke it produces
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>>171494191
Crits aren't bullshit in Dota2 because the game is centred around varying DPS and that's what carries are aiming to dish out and deal with taking in return. Crits are merely a DPS modifier in that sense.

In TF2, random crits are bad because there is NO way to expect them, control them, and the game is based primarily around differences in burst damage due to mechanical skill.
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>>171494182
>sniper, scout and engineer mains that high
>medic mains that low
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>>171494474
The reason they're bullshit is because while you expect them, a 2k crit from a Wraith King kind of throws off the equilibrium of the fight in a bad way and incredibly quickly as well. You expect them, but you don't see them coming
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Funny, because it seems like furry mains can sniff out a critical rocket before I even shoot it.
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>>171494676
this
medic mains should be at least demo tier
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>>171494775
>>171494676

If they were better at the game they'd have someone healing them instead

medic mains spotted
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>>171494752
no shit, pyro's have a sixth sense

(i.e. they know game mechanics such as crit chance increasing with damage dealt, and how long it takes an enemy to get back to your position)

imagine not being able to count virtual cards lmfao end ur lyf
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>>171495206
>52% females for engie.
>My ex gf only played engie and I gave her cosmetics since she liked him so much.
>Female heavy mains.

How accurate is this chart exactly?
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>>171495420
Is it really hard to not do exactly what I expected? It seems hard.
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>>171495206
I main spy, but you don't see me complaining about my rank do you?
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>>171495551
You probably use Dead Ringer I can't imagine I WOULDN'T be seeing you lmao
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>>171494182
med/sniper master race
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>>171495756
Ana is so fucking fun. I wish the crusader's crossbow operated like her gun.
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>>171494182
>scout mains that high
Hahahahahaha no
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>>171496026
It does though
Only difference is you have to predict every shot and don't have the crutch of a scope
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>>171482084
Does Pokemon count? Even competitive pokemon has a lot of rng in it.
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>>171496026
>Let's make the crossbow even more ridicolous
Yeah no
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>>171496531
The crossbow's projectile is so slow that prediction is just a gamble at long ranges unless they see you and know to move predictable or hold still. Ana's projectile is faster and allows you to reliably hit people from longer ranges without scoping.
>>171496593
Obviously if they were going to make it as smooth to use as Ana's gun, they wouldn't keep the same huge heal/damage rate. Pumping instant hitscan 100 heal shots in a heavy across the map would be OP, but if they made it heal for less when you scoped and kept the projectile heal the same it would be fine, IMO.
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>>171496504

where do you think scout should go? scout has very little margin of error at a high level

I'd probably replace scout with soldier
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>>171495756
Is the person on the left from Dirty Bomb?

Artstyle reminds me of it
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>>171496576
>Hitting focus blast
>Enemy misses toxic
>Winning speed ties
>High damage rolls
>Always have to guess what set your opponent is running on their mons
Competitive Pokémon has so much rng in it it's not even funny
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>>171496593
>what if the crossbow was hitscan?
>and also did healing/damage over time
>and had a way faster firing rate
>and a scope to make those long range shots easier
>also lets give the medic a bomb that burst heals and keeps enemies from being healed
>and a sleep dart that stuns enemies for four seconds
>and a kritzkreig he doesn't have to hook onto people to give the boost to
>now lets spend like a week or two beta testing to see if its balanced or not
>okay now lets ignore whatever data we got and just launch as is, no changes. Dont address it ever
>now back to work on the new crates
What a shit game.
>>
>>171497398
ye that's sparks

she had a laser beam kind of gun which you'd charge up and could revive teammates with from afar
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>>171497561
>If everything is overpowered, nothing is overpowered.
t. Blizzard
Although I didn't mind Ana being as OP as she was when I played because she's the only healer that took any mechanical skill and you get rewarded heavily for being good, aside from the anti heal grenades which were just bullshit and not hard to aim.
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>>171496576
>a lot of rng
Nigga, competitive pokemon is RNG: the game with the Mental Chess DLC
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>>171497736
>>If everything is overpowered, nothing is overpowered
Yes?
Overpowered means it's more/too powerful compared to other options, it's relative
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>>171497736
Except not everything is overpowered. The whole game is horribly unbalanced.

Its funny, all the characters were made to be easy to use so that you could switch between them as your team needed, but that relies on the game being balanced so that there's a multitude of classes played to counter. That just results in 6 or so low skill classes being played.
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>>171497736
>If everything is overpowered, nothing is overpowered
Meanwhile half the roster is considered worthless in high level play
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>>171497165
Sniper should be higher, soldier is fine and scout should switch places with medic.
Playing scout is too easy.
>>
Didn't play the game since 2 years or so. Should I go back? Is this game any better?
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>>171498623

Yes and yes.
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If it wasn't for hands and rushing I think I might be alright
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>>171498623
>hasn't played since Gun Mettle
You'll love it.
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>>171498623
some things are better, some things are worse depending on a lot of factors. a lot of people are complaining that the new system to get you into matches takes way too long, but i've never had this problem which may have to do with the fact that i'm on the west coast. a lot of weapons are more balanced, for instance old loch n load and gunslinger are gone and the weapons are much more manageable now, however some are still op like the danger shield and dead ringer. others like the pocket pistol and bison have been nerfed so hard they're not even worth using. there's also new updates on the way and they seem to be approaching rapidly, particularly a pyro class pack update which seems to imply a lot of other balance changes too. now is as good a time as any to get back into it.
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>>171498623
Invest in pyro stranges
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>>171498623
Sniper is still better than spy.
Soldier is still a clutch for bad demomans.
The amount of furries has increased.
Trading is dead.
Valve added matchmaking.
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>>171498623
Dead ringer is manageable now. Only reduces damage upon activation to 1/4 so you die to shit like backstabs and direct pipes and headshots can leave you severely crippled. Spy as a whole is a lot more fun due to buffed speed and most of his weapons being relatively balanced, except for the diamondback. Diamondback needs a nerf
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>>171498660
>>171498832
>>171499004
>>171499114
>>171499273
>>171499363
thanks guys
I don't remember playing on any invasion maps, so I probably dropped the game before it.
I know about upcoming Pyro update, maybe I'll just wait for it to see if it'll be any good.
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>>171499472
>upcoming
lol
>>
theoretically what are the best pyro items to invest in, unusuals i feel wont be more demanded so pro ks and stranges?
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>>171498663
hand's fine, wrist is too thin
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>>171499686
Stranges and hats
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>>171499686
strange:
degreaser, stock, flare gun, detonator, powerjack, 3rd degree (it'll get buffed. Screencap this), and hats of various kinds.
>>
Guys, there's a medic using a syringe gun aimbot in my game what do I do
>>
>>171499890

Report and leave match.
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>>171499890
shoot him with a gun, one that shoots bullets perhaps
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>>171499890
1. apply longshoot man
2. taunt after every kill
3. bait the moron out into sniper so the hacks are obvious
4. report and gg
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>>171499686
just try to imagine which weapons might get buffed

volcano fragment
rake
chinese sign(?)
panic attack(?)
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>>171500036
that's the neon annihilator
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>>171499890
shot roket gun at ground
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>>171500154
>>171500012
>>171499983
>>171499954
he got votekicked
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>>171500228
ok now shoot the other color shirt guys with a gun, one that shoots explosives perhaps
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>>171499770
Maybe slightly, at that angle the radius and ulna would overlap instead of appear side by side.
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>>171500228
but did you report his ass?
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>>171499890
Are you sure? I used to have pretty sick Syringe Gun accuracy as well. I was a mad Blutsauger fan.
It's not hard if you train yourself with Minigun or have experience with Q3 plasmagun.
I'll tell you what happened; Scouts shat on me and ran for the medikits nearby when I'm low. The end.
Then I realized Blutsauger ain't really shit.
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>>171500293
your ''''radius'''' and ''''ulna'''' should both be thicker than your thumb, though
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>>171500576
Yeah, that thumb's as big as a cucumber though
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>>171499890
Sorry it was probably me, not a bot though

>>171500486
Yeah the real combat classes will shit on you at close range with two good hits. See: Scout. Does 210 damage in 0.625 seconds. You heal at best +18 from Blut in that span

It's way better at medium range and you'll actually kill them if they miss a shot or two.
>>
make stock syringes heal teammates
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>>171500382
Sure as hell did
>>
>pubstomping at cp_gravelpoot
>dominate a memelords
>he manages to get revenge on me
>starts spamming lenny faces and insulting me
>at the end of the match he sent me a friend invite
What do?
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>>171501430
add him
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>>171500486
No trust me, he was looking away from me and shooting me. Those syringes went in angles syringes were never meant to go.
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>>171501430
add him
I had the same encounter with a soldier. We got into a bindwar and it was fun
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>>171501430
add him and tell him how much he sucks
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>>171501430
I'd ignore to be honest.
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>>171501764
loli miss pauling is c u t e
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>implying the update is coming this year
>implying it won't be shit
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>>171501764
lil sniper is best kid desu
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>dm server
>fragging moderately hard
>people start leaving
>other team is down to two players against us five
>switch teams
>former team disconnects
oh come on
i'm not even that good
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>>171501764
>female pyro
REEEEEEEEEE

Also, that's not what young Demonstration Man looked like, this is.
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>person is good at the game
>they can aim
>their sens isn't abysmally low
>omg red kick them they're a hacker
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>>171489605
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>do good as a certain class
>half of your team and the enemy team goes that class as well

i don't know if this is a good feeling or not but i'll take it
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>>171502836
When you're spy and now you have half the team you used to have it's a bad feel
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>>171502890
yeah but as heavy, pyro or soldier it becomes such a giant clusterfuck and it's great
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reminder that the backscratcher is the only thing keeping pyro kinda viable
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>>171503019
>destroy the enemy team first round
>somebody on mic says that everyone should switch to heavy
>everyone but two people switch to heavy, the other two are medics
>destroy them even faster
feels good
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>>171503147
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>>171503147
LEAVE vibri.
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>>171503147
how do you use the back scratcher effectively
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>>171503147
reminder that the backscratcher is really annoying when you're a medic and the pyro using it has every key on their keyboard bound to call for medic
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>>171503379
haha onion man
>>171503514
whomst
>>171503595
camp health kit and extinguish everyone
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>>171503595
no medics
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>>171503748
reminder that i help you build uber and you should use the crossbow to heal me inbetween fights
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>>171503952
>should use the crossbow
nigger stop moving then
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>>171504008
what if hes helping you train your aim?
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>>171504147
now is not the time
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>>171504147
As >>171497054 said, every time one of those "SICK CROSSBOW SHOTS" land on the intended target, it's mostly luck.
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>>171503595
Like a roamer with less health and mobility
also crits like a motherfucker
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>>171503595
go backburner + shotgun/detonator on payload or koth and eat heavies for breakfast
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjH-54vZllA

me as the blu engie
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>>171505162
I dislike normies.
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>>171504840
the medic getting gibbed synced perfectly with a part a song i was listening to, excellent
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>>171505443
You don't even know what normie mean you freaking nerd.
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>playing Scunt on Thunder Mountain
>They have a sniper whom admitted to using homebrew hacks
>It's a small server, 5v5 so I'm given pretty much free reign
>Constantly get behind him and kill his unaware ass
>"Oh my god [name], stop flanking"
>I dominate him

So what have your interactions with hackers been like?
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>>171505537
I bet you are one.
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>>171505443
Those are not normies, those are autists.
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>>171505605
No, I bet you are !
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just spergs being spergs with other spergs
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Is spy scout's dad?
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>>171505956
yes
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>>171505956
Read the last comic's issue.
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>>171505956
no

its a meme, like Pyro being a woman
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>>171503757
>>171504715
^These guys covered it before me. I suggest stock instead of Backburner though. Crouch-airblast people to walls then whack them. Pretty enjoyable.
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>>171505956
No, Tom Jones is.
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Post these
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>>171507826
muh epeen
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>>171504840
alle's a pretty fucking godly jumper, I thought we established this
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>>171507826
>tfw po'fag
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to the anon hosting that server:

Can you add this to the rotation?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=657272466
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What are best loadouts for each class??? WHO BEST NOOB STOMP CLASS?
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>>171510740
Stock. Demo.
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>>171510003
I'd like this, meme maps are always appreciated as long as there's only a few
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>>171510740
1. Ali Baba's wee boobies
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>>171510823
IS CANNONBALL GOOD? HOW ABOUT LOCK AND LOAD?
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tf3 should be open world
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remove dead ringer
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>>171510740
>What are best loadouts for each class???
Watch youtube videos.

>>171511217
Everyone uses Iron Bummer or stock GL.
>cannon
Choice of hybrid gl-shield demos or sentry nest protectors. And yeah, it's good enough
>loch
Not really. Good for burst damage upon a Sentry, but lacks when you're airborne in active combat because of shatter effect unless you hit directly.
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>>171511662
Iron Boner's pretty much a direct upgrade. Just remember to land direct hits otherwise people will call you a shitter.

Actually didn't know that the pipes from this fired differently from stock and loch due to their shape, and thought it was on my fault for not aiming well after switching back to stock.
>>
remove diamondback
>>
removing pyro and spy would improve the game
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>>171502457
I don't think it's meant to be an accurate representation of what they looked like as kids. It's just kids looking like the TF2 classes.

Notice how the kid dressed as Engineer is missing a tooth.
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>>171512464
How?
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>>171514143
I'm not sure if you realize this, but kids lose teeth all the time. They grow back, though. Sticking a bow on pyro instead of making it gender neutral was a miss, though.
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>>171514742
I suppose you're going to tell me the Administrator intentionally dyes her hair black, then.
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>Equip iron bomber by mistake
>Don't realize because i have viewmodels off
>mfw i KILL
jesus fucking christ this is ridicolous
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>nigga with 2 points playing engineer on offense says we're shit
>meanwhile i'm the only one who can get out of spawn and FRAG
kissyoursister
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>Nobody ever on the server
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>>171516017
if you went on it there wouldnt be nobody on it :thinking:
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>>171516116
I can't simply wait on the server for someone to log on since tabbing out kicks me due to inactivity. Walking in circles is not fun
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Post a TF2 "celeb" that lives less than 400km (250 miles) from you
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revolver balance (in addition to current stats)

Ambassador
+Headshots now mini-crit during cooldown instead of registering as a normal hit.
+No accuracy reduction compared to stock during cooldown.
-20% damage penalty

Enforcer
+Wearer reverts to their last disguise after scoring a kill with this weapon.
+Wearer disguises twice as fast for 2 seconds after scoring a kill with this weapon.
-15% clip size

Diamondback
-Does not store crits anymore
+2 second crit boost after backstab
+5 second crit boost after building sap
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>>171516017
post in the thread when you join
it's too late for me now though
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>>171516571
you have a server you can playtest those changes in?

>>171516725
Hiipfire frosty and dashner need to reevaluate their life choices
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>>171516846
what do you mean
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>>171516280
>Walking in circles is not fun

yeah i get that. would enabling bots make it better? (2v2/replaced by players as they join)
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>>171516954
That'd be pretty good, actually.
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>>171516927
Turbo Tabs and Ond all have professional looking portraits. the other three look like Juvie mugshots
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>>171517079
Turbotabs Nuze and Ond
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>>171516954
whenever the server has fewer than 10 humans, put them all on BLU and fill the rest of the server with RED engineer bots
then go to dustbowl
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>>171517079
dashner just needs to shower, otherwise the picture looks proffesional
HiipFire's is selfie for faceboko tier
OndKaja looks like a technoviking that cant actually build muscle or something
TurboTabs is an ugly fuck in general, and the picture of him is prolly the worst
Nuze is unironically the most proffesional looking guy, i had no idea he was a pajeet, hes a great demo and a great guy desu
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>>171516725
Denis Gaming
- Karnax (medic)
- Amarok (soldier aggro)
- Olgha(soldier pocket)
- Enjoyed (scout)
- Kinty (scout)
- Glastry (demoman)

i really hope this guys get close to 2nd spot !!
fuck Funs
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>>171514978
She's pretty old, so I wouldn't doubt that her hair is dyed.
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>>171517565
Dashner also needs to get some Prosaic or something. The man looks he was beaten by his father for most of his childhood
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>>171516541
Punchy lives within 200 miles of me.
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So i just learned that the killstreak phlog that I recently made is selling for 8.48 USD on the market goddamn
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>>171518375
It is far easier to hide gray hairs with lighter dyes, like blond or brown, than it is with black. If she was trying to hide her age, I don't think she'd be dumb enough to go with something like black.
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>>171518496
post the fucking picture idiot
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give me the shock jock jock shock me
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>>171518550
hold onto it and buy a second for the pyro update
>>
I'm gonna sneeze. The sneeze doesn't mean to pop it.
>>
>get ready to pop
>pops uber the instant he says pop
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>:3
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delete this
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>>171519217
h*ckin' furries.

post some futa.
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>>171461826
the second looks like a nice sleepy pyro
the second looks like random sh*ot thrown together
>>
what did he mean by this
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>>171510003
A E S T H E T I C memes aside, this is a pretty decent koth map. There's no obnoxious obstacles or glitchiness or anything. I agree with this.

>>171516017
we should plan out a day to all play together. like next friday or something

>>171519217
i like that furry artists always draw the biggest tits and the widest hips
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>>171519217
REMINDER
>>171486726
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>>171461826
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>>171516571
Faster disguise after a kill is a very good idea, but the diamondback change is very dumb. You can fire a whole magazine in two seconds.
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>>171521907
actually it's a clip you fucking moron
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>>171507826
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>>171522042
do't you dare meme on me son
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>>171521907
yeah but the broken part is that it can store crits so you just run away with the DR and then crit them across the map, "nothin personnel, kid." style

plus it takes half a second to switch weapons so you could only hope to get 3-4 shots off in 2 seconds.
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>>171518763
I don't have a picture of poounchy though, and can't be bothered to find one.
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>>171522138
Revolvers don't have a mag or a clip though.
Its called a cylinder.
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>>171523674
You can get moon clips for a revolver though.
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>>171523743
Those are for loading the cylinder.
You empty the cylinder, and use a clip to reload.
And i guess hold the rounds in the cylinder depending on the clip and cylinder.
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>playing badwater
>what presumably is a 6's stack and friends vs me and the pubbies
>play medic, i believe in the team
>stack goes out of their way to hunt me down and kill me.
>epic encounters such as popping uber to survive an airshot, and trapped-in-a-corner-so-i-surf-away
>no respec
>On offense now
>chat goes blank
>Enter the Hacker
>a grin forms on my greasy face, mild erection
>the other team scream to kick the aimbotter
>All i hear are babies crying
>Vote menu pops up, to kick or not to kick?
>F2
>Gore-boner ensues
>Uber the sniper, or the demo, at this point I cant see straight
>Bang! the sweet sound of his rifle critting fills my ears and the bodies hit the floor
>Payload enters that sexy hole and the deed is done
>realize what ive done, became evil for primal satisfaction
>Being bad, never felt so good.
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>>171524213
>feeling bad about aiding a hacker against a stack
Fuck them for having f*n, they got what they deserved.

Do you know how many times i've been ruined by stacks in Overmeme?
Too many fucking times.
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>>171519937
I agree with everything you've said except for the last one. Flat chest lolis are best
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>>171526056
So when you go to your neighbors to tell them you're a sex offender, how many times do you get threatened with physical violence.
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cuck>loli>furry

in terms or badness
cuck is worst
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>>171527140
furry>cuck>loli
there i fixed it. furry is worst.
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>>171490959
Judging someones fps on a webm or a recording isn't smart
>>
reminder there is nothing wrong with furry porn unless it gets into weird fetish territory / it gets you more aroused than actual porn
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>>171527381
why would a primal instinct to assert your dominance over an animal be worse than cuckoldry?
>>
reminder that it's the community of cringy people who dress up in costumes and hump each other at smelly convention halls that make furry porn so bad
>>
reminder i don't even want to fuck animal people i just like looking at naked foxgirls because they're cute
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Simply epic, tbqh.
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>>171527535
because wanting to fuck animals is worse than getting off on someone else fucking your wife. i'm not saying i'm a cuck because it's a shit fetish and a stupid meme, but furry shit is worse and more invasive in places it doesn't belong. like i'm trying to look up shit for my own weird fetishes and there's a bunch of furry porn, whatever, i can just blacklist that, even though some retards don't tag it properly. but i'm sick of seeing so many damn steam avatars or youtube icons or whatever that have furry dog or wolf oc's that all look exactly the fucking same. i just want to play video games, i don't need that shit.
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>>171518253
funs is a God. die
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reminder i'm not a furry but have a furry avatar, wear the head prize and main pyro
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>>171528006
kill you're self
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>>171528006
>I'm not a furry but I have a furry avatar

That's like saying you aren't a furry and you jerk off to furry porn, which I do
>>
Is it just me, or do there seem to be a lot more furries/homosexuals around than there used to be? Or is that just because I'm hanging around autists who still play TF2?
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>>171527073
I don't go around telling normans I beat my peter to pure smol girls and pure smol girls (male)
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>>171529678
He's implying that all people who beat it to 2D lolis are pedophiles and thus registered sex offenders you mong.
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>>171529650
don't group me in with sodomites
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so since we have australium reskins of weapons that arent stock, could we have reskins of other weapons that arent stock?
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>>171529650
Nah, I just played a game of Barnblitz an hour ago. In progress, at least four dudes were furries because their avatars said so

The whole team coulda been furries. Who knows
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>>171529650
theyve always existed as outliers, but now that they make up a large majority of the remnants of TF2 they congregate and are much more vocal now. I remember furries in a couple servers a long time ago, but people usually bullied them out.
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>>171529650
I think there are more than there used to be, but they mostly stay on their own community servers.

That, or there aren't alot on the west coast servers.
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>b4nny frags a pub pyro
>they call him a tryhard in chat
>>
>>171530518
Well he is
>>
>Someone on the other team cries about tryhards
>"What do you expect me to do, let you win?"
>Crybaby gets laughed out of the server
>>
>>171530518
>pyro's job is to counter another shit class and himself

what a worthless class
>>
>>171531280
>scouts job is to get countered by an engineer
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>pl_frontier
>aww yeah time to get some frags
>go to first
>realize that me and the sniper are the only one there
>get a quint with a crit grenade
>they later respawn and I get killed
>spec one of the 5 fucking engineers
>they're all at last building death teleporters
>just let blu cap since i'm going to be the only defending
>DEFEAT
>this goes on for 2 more rounds as the same engineers do the same stupid shit
>report them all
>>
>uncle dane finally calling out 5cp for being a shit game mode for competitive
>>
>>171531547
finally someone said it.
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>an engie main trying to say what's good for competitive
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>>171531358
>engineer's job is to get countered by soldier, demo, heavy, and medic
>>
anybody have any idea when updates are coming

maokdm please akd ajn
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>>171531651
idk you need to suck Jill's big tranny penis to find out
>>
>>171531626
>Not trusting /ourguy/
>Not trusting someone with several thousand hours in both pub and comp experience
get with the times, Grandpa
>>
I joined a walkway server and removed the host from it but the game is still running
What do
IP should be 79.160.111.33 if you want to come and have fun
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>>171531626
And engie main is actually the perfect guy to say whats good for competitive because the entire problem with 5cp is that running anything but scout, soldier or demo puts you at an extreme disadvantage which is what lead to the current 6's meta.

Getting rid of 5cp would allow the other classes to become more relevant while still keeping the 6 class limit which is better for esports viewing and casting.
>>
>>171531849
top kekkles
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>>171531740
he's only ever played highlander. along with that i havent heard any alternative game mode choices from him. koth is pretty obvious, but payload isnt much better and ctf is the worst.

i dont think 5cp is the wrong choice at all. i just think it needs some reworking to keep from stalemating.

also since when do we have a guy? h*ck off, you dont decide our guy for us.
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>>171531929
i'm serious tho
what was the command combination to make a server crash again?
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>>171531849
>going on the internet and telling lies
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>>171532007
He shitposts like a h*cking maniac
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>>171532157
Sorry man, i thought it was this one
Maybe it's the other one? idk
>>
>valve listens to the community
>doesn't pair high ranks with low ranks
>now impossible to find a match so any one that reaches higher ranks quits
>>
wait apparently the ip that comes up from the server list is 79.160.111.33:28415
If that doesn't work i'm playing on a mistery machine and my computer is a miracle of modern technology
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>>171531909
>Wanting to watch someone turtle last as an engineer for 15 minutes
>>
>>171532779
>He hasn't seen Dane's famous funslinger fuckery
>>
>>171532993
>what someone does in a pub server fragmovie is the most optimal choice in competitive

I bet you think Alpharad is the best comp smash bros player too, or that Muselk is good at overwatch
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>>171533271
1. literally who
2. Muselk is a cunt that wasn't even good at tf2, much less oversimple

I respect Dane's opinions and feel he's on the right track for what could make this game better
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>>171533395
Dane is LITERALLY just a youtube memelord

"look at me guys I play engy! funny beard! needa diispensor here!! kritzkrag!"

Fuck off with this "Pubbies should balance the game" shit
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>>171533517
>played 10 seasons of comp
>pubbie

>kritzkrag!
That was idubbbz you retard
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>>171532993
oh yes, because im sure every engineer player is gonna play in the same aggressive style that dane does
>>
Say, anyone got that old comic where the guy is hyped for TF2, gets TF2, and is disappointed when the disc says "not TFC"? Google's being shit.

>>171532634
>valve implements a shitty """ranking""" system that starts everyone at 0 instead of middling
>unsurprisingly, most people cluster around 1-3
>the "tail" of the rankings falls is longer and narrower than a functioning elo system
>valve making this fuckass choice is somehow the community's fault
Uh-huh.

>>171532007
>it needs some reworking to keep from stalemating
There's not actually a way to do this. Most stalemates are caused by the necessity to push on last with Uber, so unless the defending Medic dies at mid, both teams camp out at whatever the "winning" team got and build Uber, then spam until some dumbass gets killed. There's no time pressure, and unlike koth, 5cp encourages snowball mechanics, so active plays are always worse than passive, defensive bullshit.
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>>171533587
>Engineer
>Comp
Pick one
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>>171532007
All the maps would need changing, chokes widening, a time limit added and spawns moved
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Well I think he's pretty cool, he makes pretty valid points.
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Speaking of Uncle Daniel the engineer instruction manual, he made a new video https://youtu.be/q3iQ1MeKxB4
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>Dane thinks Highlander is a shit format for competitive
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>>171533654
And then those people get fucked and stop trying.

I legitimately don't think I've seen Dane hit his sentry for more than three seconds in any video, ever.
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>>171528006
>>171529482
Are you me?
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>>171535450
Most highlander players do, but the fact of the matter is that not everyone likes Soldier, Scout, Demo or Medic because this game has five other classes to pick from. If 6's just stopped playing 5cp so damn much then 6's and highlander could easily merge into one comp scene of 6 players picking what suits their team best.
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>>171535803
But 5cp is fast anon :cccccccccc

don't you like FAST?
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Is it possible to make spy/pyro at least somewhat viable in anything competitive and if so how would you do it
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>>171533654
If an Engineer is sitting there, doing nothing for more than two seconds, he's doing something incredibly wrong.
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>>171534752
competitive Egypt when
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>>171535937
5cp is only fast when one team is clearly better than the other. With balanced teams its just waiting for medics to build uber and seeing which pops/dies first. The rest of the time its spamming into chokepoints
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>>171536074
Yeah, by removing 5cp.
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>>171536342
White like my cum
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>>171536245
It's one of the few modes where one team isn't specifically waiting for the time to run out, which is one of the reasons people call it "fast". CTF is the same way, and is just as stalemate-y.
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>>171536342
finger snaps and swagger

>>171536421
fawkoff ya stoopid cunt
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>>171536421
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>>171536690
perfect
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>>171535803
>>171535803
Truth bomb time
1. You don't have to pick a certain class, the only service that won't let you play what you want is tf2center
2. It's the players, not the class. Highlander puts less responsibility on each player. Also 90%of highlander pyros are worse at aiming their flamethrower than a fresh player. A good player can play any of the classes effectively,
3. Man fuck comp anyways. I stopped playing when they took standin out of the map pool
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I noticed something odd last night

So I finished a game with almost 30k, and I thought, "Fuck, I'm amazing". But then the end of the game scoreboard showed up and robbed me of over 10k healing. What fucking gives?
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>>171537121
And here's the end of the game scoreboard

Has this always happened before? Where'd my healing go??
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Yo you oughta Beat. His. Ass.
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Who fucking cares?
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>>171537236
ur meme score tab probably miscounted
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If UGC, ETF2L and co take their mouths of 5cp's dick, do you thing funslinger engi would me a viable replacement for a scout?
>minis for distraction and extra dps
>best weapon in the game
>150 hp
>teleporters
>dispenser in case your medic is a retard

sounds pretty viable to me desu
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>>171537286
i mean, they play koth too and engie still isnt used
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>>171537286
Good luck finding time to build all of that without the roamer bombing the shit out of you constantly.
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i feel like people who complain about the 6v6 meta dont actually know why it is the way it is and just assume it's people being picky
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>non-compfags complain about weapon bans
>non-compfags complain about class limits
>non-compfags complain about 5cp exclusiveness
>valve adds official support for comp with no weapon bans, no class limits, and every game-mode
>it's shit

really makes u think
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>>171537386
thats due to the MUH METAGAME responce when change is proposed

>>171537425
which keeps him off the med which is even better.
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>>171537286
It already is, and what are you gonna use that teleporter for? A 1 second shortcut to a koth middle?
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>>171537538
it's shit because it has no players and valve doesn't balance their game well enough
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>>171537538
>non-compfags complain about 5cp exclusiveness
>valve adds official support for comp with no weapon bans, no class limits, and every game-mode

What are you talking about?
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>>171537608
Product takes about 5 or 6 seconds to walk from spawn to mid
2-3 seconds and about 40 hp to jump
the teleporter is a 1 second 0hp cost method of getting to mid

checkm8 atheists
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im new to trading and i just got sharked and lost 20 ref :(
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>>171537687
That looks like three of the four major game modes right there. They tried CTF, but everyone booed it out before it even really got a chance. I think there should be more king of the hill, but theres more 5cp maps than anything else to be fair.
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>>171537936
That's because they added the fucking worst CTF map there is
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>tfw u spot a /tf2g/ in a pubbis but are 2 shy to say hi

>>171537502
Pretty much. It's probably all people who started playing with Gunmetal and then never actually bothered to get into comp because they fell for the stereotype.
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>>171537959
>Turbine
>the worst
Say that to my face not online and see what happens, cunt
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>>171537959
>Turbine
>Worst
I'll fight you.
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>>171537959
>Turbine worst
>when 2fort exists
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>>171537936
>One KOTH map
>two Payload
>the rest are 5cp
>5cp discourages specialist classes
>most of the casual player base plays specialist classes
>valve comp is marketed mostly to the casual player base
>valve comp fails horribly

This is because they asked b4nny how to make a comp mode, a guy who actively hates three of the specialist classes
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>>171538307
>asked b4nny how to make a comp mode
>then refused to listen to any of his advice

see
>>171537538
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>>171538307
I'm going to point out that everyone also hates playing Payload in 6s because the maps are far too big. Didn't they also move THE definitive 5CP map out of the rotation? I doubt they did that on b4nny's advice.
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>>171538178
>>171538263
>>171538296
Second worst
>>
>wanna play comp
>no one is playing
>cant play
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>>171538935
add me
/id/akillerbee
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>Ditch on a comp match because of hackers on the enemy team
>30 minute ban from matchmaking
:^) At least the other guys don't have to get banned
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>>171539906
i just did the same

also because I didnt feel like trying to carry a 10 year old pyro and a 12 year old spy against a team of competent players
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12568740
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What if they added ctf_vitalism to comp?

I quite enjoyed it and it actually seemed balanced for a ctf map. Even better than that "pro" version of Shitbine
>>
thread is ded. not big surprise.
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>>171540684
>Google this
>r/truetf2 thread
>Everyone hates it
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>>171540684
it's not a very good highlander map, from what i hear
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>tfw a female pyro main using the RS and Degreaser combo.
>1v1 with the bitch and win everytime.
>''Nice shots, soldier''

This is why I jerk off to fempyros.
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>>171543562
you mean female(male), correct?
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For whatever reason I never watched the End of the Line SFM until now. Why did the update have such a huge focus on fucking ducks? They were just a joke in the SFM.
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>>171544803
Because valve and reddit.
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>>171544803
ask McVinnie and the other idiots who put it together
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>join a lakefront match
>blu team has 1 minute left
>ha ha fuck you, join red where there are 3 snipers and 2 of them are in spawn ERPing
>kick one of them
>>no, no! i'm here!
>vote passed
>bitch whines about his girlfriend getting kicked
>idles some more
>vote to kick
>failed
>contest for 2 minutes
>looks like we might win a round
>nope
>topscore as demo
>me: "gg no re"
>sniper "w-we weren't gonna win anyway"
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>>171507826
>>
Is spy underpowered
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>>171545657
no, just fundamentally a bad class
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>>171545657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UiVtTR4aMY
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>>171545531
>strange (1)
what the fuck are you doing
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>>171547039
probably that free "gift sended" thing
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>>171547039
I've just got the Spirit of Giving, I don't see the value in having strange weapons.
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>>171547083
>sended
the past form of send is sent.
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>>171547391
probably that free "gift sent" thing
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Providing your team with orders feels kinda nice.
Don't even care that we lost, honestly felt like a good match.

Is this what cooperation feels like?
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>use the degreaser+reserve shooter+axtinguisher combo for a laugh
>3 people in chat are screaming at me by the end of the round
is this what fun feels like or am i getting too much of a kick out of being an asshole
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>>171548057
both
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>>171412737
imagine sapping a control point
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>>171548235
>control point is being sapped
>can't cap it until an engineer or a pyro with the homewrecker comes along
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SHUT THE FUCK UP CORSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_i9Q6vP2w
also when somebody saves what you made>>171547905 very cool, have some more
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>>171549083
one more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QpInkz9so
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Just give every class a sapper.
If they are able to get that close to a sentry they deserve it
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>>171549774
if you get in sapper range without getting blown up or knocked back you should be rodeo'ing it anyways
>>
ded
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>>171551107
no europeans play this game
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>>171551360
they do, they're just bad at it.
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REV UP THOSE BAIT THRUSTERS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnW9bAo4hEk

funniest tf2-related video i've seen in weeks
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>>171551769
Shilling your videos?

Good arctic monkeys song though.
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"Tf2 was a mistake" -Gay Ben
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>spend money on a decorated shotgun
>transfer my kills to it
>turns out decorated skins make my mouse have input lag when i switch to them
>buy another strange transfer kit and put the kills back on my normal shotgun 2 hours later

why is this allowed
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>>171552667
sole reason why I didn't want to keep my decorated shotgun skin. It's just a clunky mess of festive and color that distracts me from actually using it.

I have a pro ks shotgun with no skin and love it.
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I eat shit
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>>171552805
where's your trip vibri?
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>>171552667
you know you can just farm a strange on a community server to replicate your old kill count, right
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best unusual effect tbqhwy
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the only "normal" gamemode worse than payload is ctf
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what about payload race
>>
Post your first unusual when the new thread gets made.
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why not right now

steaming ze goggles
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BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST AT 750 THAT'S TO CLOSE FOR COMFORT, LOOK NOW YOU HAVE ME TELLING AND THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR ME. ARE YOU PROUD YET? HUH?
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>>171553983

>>171553983
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>>171554459
Delete this
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>>171552861
>vibri
>tripping
hownew.ru
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stealth bump to push the general to autosage
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dotsy isn't cute
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dotsy was never cute
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thread meme count: 17
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and he'll never be
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>>171450173
>implying puff and blast needs the buff
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>>171553175
i don't feel like farming 32000 kills
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