Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

>>171383805
these are pretty much how all of my losses have gone this season. its like clockwork
>have two levels over them the entire game
>win three objectives in a row
>destroy them in the level 10 fight
>get 16
>two people run off to a completely useless camp without clearing lanes and waiting for team to reset
>die and objective spawns
>lose 3v5 and they push our mid down because death timers
i can see it coming too but it's like there's no way you can tell them it's a bad idea

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

>play two QMs
>both are pretty much lost on loading screen
When will they fix the matchmaking?

>nobody noticed the massive stealth buff butcher got
this kills the vikings

>>171385643
never because it's an absolute meme queue? i'm pretty sure a couple seasons back blizz actually said they weren't ever gonna do anything

>>171385645
Sure, hit me up on those buffs.

Guys, this new UI is job fucking well done. I can't believe it hasn't been the UI since launch. It's just that logical.

>>171383805
>take boss on sky temple without enemy team noticing
>enemy team are clustered around mid fort and we're a talent tier up
>they're somehow injured, we're mostly uninjured
>we can wrap around and collapse on them and probably win a teamfight right here
>ping head up with team
>except malfurion and muradin who wordlessly fuck off to help the boss push
>the boss already has siege camps supporting it
>only barely survive the fight and win a fucking 3v5 because of a godly Horrify and the enemy thrall having the biggest vagina between his legs
Game was nearly thrown right fucking there because of "hurr we're gonna do this instead of following the team".

>>171386804
Forgot to mention it was OUR Mid fort they were clustered around trying to take down.
So if we popped out behind them, especially with a Horrify, they were stuck between a rock and a very hard place.

>Towers
>Get 3 picks for our 2 lost in a team fight
>some asshole pings boss
>not even level 10
>they both go for it, even started it without me
>waste 30 seconds before we have to back
Horseman is too fucking tough at early levels without the right comp.
Just get keeps.

>>171386804
>go fo an engage without 2 people there
>engage instead of your tank
You're supposed to follow your tank, not the other way around

>>171387384
We didn't realize until too late that Muradin and Malfurion had wordlessly fucked off on their own.
It was a 5 second walk between boss and them.

>>171387536
>somehow don't realize you're only 3 and your engage isn't there so you engage on your own
You 3 were throwing, even when it was the correct decision to go for a fight there

>>171387384
>push side lane with the boss
>they obviously see it and now you have to play the siege game without even being able to end most likely
versus
>let the boss eat a little xp and go mid
>wipe them
>send people to get a free push with the boss
>send one or two to clean up and push the lanes for even more xp and stack pressure with the bruisers

seems dumb to me

>>171387654
We pinged and moved towards the enemy team, Malf and Mura were moving with us until they just turned the fuck around and ran to bot lane.

>>171387654
The majority rules in HotS regardless.
It's better for 5 retards to do something than 4 retards and a lone wolf.

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>brawl
>everyone is Tyrande

What the fuck is the new Gazlowe build? hotslogs doesn't make any sense for him, it is a bunch of random talents and the carousel is showing complete nonsense.

>>171388357
well if i was the only one trick gazlowe in GM i would probably pick random shit and mess up the data for memes too

>towers of doom
>I'm muradin
>we win early game despite having a king feeder zuljin
>way ahead in both shots and xp
>they're 11, we're 12 1/2
>temple phase coming up soon
>enemys go to push bot as 5 without sappers
>we were on all lanes, I'm top and go mid everyone else goes bot
>tell my team to not fight and that I'm doublesoaking
>get 13 but king feeder dies and gets someone else killed
>still get the temples
>the fucking same thing happens right before we're at 16, 3 of us go push in top without sappers and king feeder dies
>enemy team pulls out a lead, gets even on towershots
>they get 20 when we're 18
>it happens a third fucking time, king feeder gets himself killed right before 2 temple phase, we're at 11 core but each shot counts 2
>decide there's no way to win except if I get a 1on1 fast
>force engage on their kerri but their team is close and collapses on me
>pull out all cds and survive for a bit, they ultimatively kill me and get both shots before king feeder is up
>team blames me for throwing when we literally had to win a 4v5 against 20 there to not lose
>king feeder at 8 or 9 deaths sends me fuck you whisper after game
At master mmr too.

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>>171388357
>What the fuck is the new Gazlowe build?
Pick a better hero as your first talent, then build around that.

>>171385643
What's wrong with it?

I hope you're not suggesting the game mode that lets you pick any hero without any foresight, knowledge, or planning of the opposing team's picks, or even your own team's picks should be designed to always match you perfectly against the people you counter.

>turn off chat because losing spree
>win all games
>can't say gg and wp when team plays really well
eh

>>171388357
He has no coherent "build" anymore, they broke the turret synergies and the lazor synergies.

>>171389357
Damn it. I mean, I ended up doing the most popular build with Gravo instead of Robo and it was... okay. It actually felt better than old Gaz a bit (I never did bomb or lazer build).

What sucks is despite my turrets being great, they still die to two AAs from any decent damage dealer. Like a quarter charge Zarya was melting them.

>>171388797
Haha, very good. QM tho.

>>171390128
Make a turret build. Hold ground in lanes and take camps.

There, that's all.

STOP PLAYING CHOGALL HE'S SHIT

>>171390294
So, still avoid trying to hit enemy heroes with AAs?

Is Regen Master really the best choice? That bothered me the most.

>>171390363
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE

>>171390363
>Trying to level Liming
>Everyone playing Chogall
Welp

why is bhb so fucking big
>def mercs hitting keep bot
>enemy team doing boss top
>rotate top
>open bottle of water
>take a few sips
>barely ship in mid
>keep walking top for another 15 sec

>Picking a hero before being matched with people
>Game matches me with a team with no tanks against an enemy with 2 tanks and 3 ranged DPS/burst
This is a fucking mistake. They tried to look different than LoL at the price of balance.

Why has 4 man wall rush not become a thing yet?

>>171391387
lol had something called team builder, where you assembled your team before queuing
don't know if it's still in

>>171391601
Every lol queuing aside from aram has a team builder.

EVERY MOBA HAS A FUCKING TEAM BUILDER FOR RANKED AND UNRANKED

>>171391435
too much coordination

>>171391387
Are you calling characters like Sonya tanks? They changed that recently.

>>171391682
>queue up for any unranked mode in lol
>it takes 10 minutes to find a game because nobody picks support ever
>5 people forget to accept the queue
>5 more people dodge the queue
>finally get into a game but some idiot is basically int feeding because 'its just a normal xDDD'

ill take bad comps in qm any day

I'm actually afraid to play anymore after losing 7 in a row due to teams (comp or otherwise) being bad.
What do

>>171392271
play brawl

>>171392331
i would play the shit out of it but theres no reward or incentive so its dead after the first day.
that said, good idea. It'll make me less salty

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Is there actually an Uther rework coming soon?

>tfw you lose every engagement but it's okay because Azmodan's demons are pushing down their keeps and they just ignore it because they're obsessed with murdering you
Why does this keep fucking happening to me

>>171392586
Yes, it was confirmed on leddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/5zrt0t/hello_rheroesofthestorm_weve_brought_in_our_live/df2arqa/?context=1
tl;dr/I'm a tribalist internet faggot who won't click a link:
>a little info about Uther. He's going to have more frequent self-healing without sacrificing his ability to save others, have the ability to provide short bursts of Armor to allies, and will have an entire tier at level 7 that is built around countering disables in different ways.

i can't fucking stand this retarded parry build
they need to nerf that shit, remove protected please

>>171392271
i just made a smurf
fuck playing unranked

>>171392961
Wait, so they gutted the stun, making him have fuck-all CC and now you want the other talent nerfed despite it being trash earlier?

>>171392271
>>171392507
Never play ranked on weekends.
If you must, take 5 minute breaks between each game.

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The real question is who's the next hero that's coming out?

>>171393791
KelThuzad or Terrok

>>171393831
>Terrok
Who? No really who.

Is Kerrigan any fun?

>>171394618
Yes very. Get yourself a pocket Tass or Medivh for even more fun

>>171393920
An irrelevant bird.

>>171394618
Her combo and last hitting waves of minions is.

>>171393791
WIIIIINDS

>>171393920
A minor character in wod but people here and reddit keep asking for him for some reason.

>>171395028
I thought it was a meme, dip, etc.

No one actually wants him.

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>when your Heroes of the Dorm bracket dies on the very first match

rip free Kerrigan

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Which of these heroes should I buy next?
Lucio and Medivh are the only I dont have at level 5

>>171395547

Buy ur mom

>>171395547
buy
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>171395547
Buy johanna with the spellbreaker skin.

>>171395547
lucio is all around the best
varian/johanna second
rest are all situational

>>171395547
Monk/Alarak/Lunara/Leoric depending on what role you like the best
After that Varian, Chromie, Medich and Lucio

>>171396198
>medich

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>>171395547
>green
should own
>yellow
up to your preference
>red
mostly a waste of gold

>>171396351
t. wood

>>171396351
>Lunara
>waste of Gold

I'll fight you m8

>>171396351
>Lunara and Lt. Morales
>red
>Uther
>not red

Your opinions are shit but mostly accurate other than those three

>>171396110
>>171396351
Did Jo get buffed or something also the Spellbreaker skin not having a glaive is a dealbreaker

>>171396656
Jo has consistently been a power hero since her release, she has never fallen out of the meta.
Now is the weakest she's ever been, and only because she's now kinda bad at dealing with mages. (Truly ironic for the spellbreaker skin)
Better than ever at dealing with attackers, though.

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>>171396905
>(Truly ironic for the spellbreaker skin)
Blizzard sure loves comedies

Survey time again /hotsg/
Have you spent money on skins/heroes/mounts?
If so, what did you buy?

In my case, I really like High Elves so I gave in and spent 3 bucks on Ranger General Sylvanas.
Pretty tempted to get Crown Prince Arthas too.

>>171397521
no
everything is so fucking expensive in this game

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>>171394834
Knowing the hots team they might give us Prince thunderaan instead.

>>171396606
Lunara is terrible

Tilt in full effect here. 5 straight losses in my placements.

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>>171393791
>>171394834
>>171397636
what about murmur

>>171397862
Murmur is a sound elemental, not a wind.

>>171391054
>not having the bottle of water open before the match starts

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>>171397862
>implying Blizzard remembers Murmur
They still didn't add Therazane in hearthstone

>>171384754
What's the news on Uther rework?

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>>171393791
Mei. Short ranged warrior

>>171398084
I've spilled stuff on electronics one time too often to know where that leads
rip PSP

>>171395547
Leoric, Alarak or Kharazim.

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>that guy who hearths after getting a camp

>>171398657
>Thicc* ranged warrior.

>>171398738
I dropped my PSP in the toilet bowl at the airport still filled with diarrhea and motor oil and it worked after letting it dry in a bag of rice.

>>171399381
well, it wasn't water
it was a way more sticky and sugary soup-like drink

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U AHR HEELED

DO NAHT FEER

>>171399823
imagine if a female belf's armor could look this good
i'd probably roll a paladin

>>171399381
Motor oil?

>>171399381
I have so many questions.

>turn on heroes of the dorm
>tomb of the spider queen
>the game has been going on for almost 30 minutes

>>171395208
Cornell was the favorite, but Bellavue pulled through

>>171396110
johanna having small breasts almost ruins her for me
but i'd be okay with a bikini/beach skin like stitches has

>third blackheart bay of the day
kill me

>>171400353
>Johanna in sports bra + spats

>predicted cornell to win the entire thing
>lose first match

pieceso f shit i hope they all die in a car crash

>>171400547
ASU will probably win again

What's the reward for this Heroes of the Dorm shit?

Do you get the Kerrigan skin?

>>171398738
yeah you right, i've spilt a full promo-movie-theatre cup of water and ruined my monitor (only i think; my tower used to make this weird, loud noise for a while afterwards but it's been a while since it's happened)
i started putting my drinks on the floor afterwards, but it's just too inconvenient so fuck it, i'm back to where i started

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>>171400393
The Main person who shouldn't have the coins have the coins.

>>171400447
FUND IT
U
N
D

I
T

How the fuck do I get this facebook stream in HD?

https://heroesofthedorm.com/watch

can someone give me a quick rundown on how to play rexxar?

>>171400547
lol i don't know any of the teams or follow the ranked scene but i got lucky in choosing that cornell r losers :DD

>>171401040
>Send Misha to attack
>Misha Dies
>Repeat

>>171399231
>that guy who takes a camp and goes out with 10% hp and dies
???

>>171401105
me neither, i just chose all randomly but chose cornell to win the entire thing

dont really care but it kinda sucks to lose instantly

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>>171400687
>no one contesting chests
LOOKS LIKE YOUR ENEMY'S
ALL PAID UP

>>171401342
I had a match where my team had 52 coins, the enemy team had 0
It was fucking beautiful and we didn't throw either

>>171400614
10k real cash if you do super great in predicting who will win, Kerrigan bundle including the skin if you do okay, a portrait for just participating.

>>171400647
>i've spilt a full promo-movie-theatre cup of water
did you survive the tsunami?

>>171400112
I was shitting and had a ziplock bag of motor oil in my pocket and it fell out when I stood up and my PSP fell out too and the baggy blew up begcause the pine cones in it ripped a hole in it

>>171400798
cogwheel?

Blackheart Bay?

More like Blackheart GAY

C'MON FLORIDA DON'T FUCK UP MY ALREADY FUCKED UP BRACKETS

>>171396656
AA comps still pre-emptively ban Artanis, while Jo rips into them the way Anub'arak diddles Li-Ming.

i just realized the bribe icon is a pile of cash
i thought it was a christmas tree or smth

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>>171402439

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>>171402612
I always saw that as a black top hot with a red brim being torn on its right side so you could see the red silk inside.

>>171402612
I always thought that icon was like a crab claw

is zeratul actually that good or do people play him up so much because they hate valeera

>>171403182
You should be used to setbacks.

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I have some free time again so I'm bringing this thing back from the dead. Gimme your ideas /hotsg/

>>171401910
well that just raises even more questions!

>>171402612
there's so many warcraft icons i see as other stuff

I feel like Dehaka And Anub'Arak would be great friends.
Somebody write some decent fanfiction already

>>171401342
fire that cannon

OR I'LL FIRE YOUR SKULL OUT OF IT INSTEAD

>>171403509
>baby
>singular
Zerg birth in at least pairs, anon.

so what went wrong with Probius?

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>>171402612
>>171402439

>>171403893
i've only played against him, but his cannon (singular) seems incredibly dull

>>171403831
she ate the other one

>>171403985
She's a Zerg Queen.
Not a Defiler.

which schools are LEAFS?
i want to specifically watch and cheer for them

>>171403294
He invariably slaps my shit any time I have to fight him, but then again, pretty much all stealth characters do that to me so there's that.
Yes, this includes Nova

>>171397636
Do you mean we'll get access to [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

God, cheerleader Kerrigan needs to be a skin already.

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>>171403509
Change Li Li's box to
>Li Li's Lewd Brew
>Lube it up with these 5 tips.

>>171403294
Your destiny

ends here

>>171404149
i guess besides montreal, u of toronto, ubc, laval, waterloo, and u du quebec

>>171403294
>qm
>everyone on my team is complaining about valeera being op
>know they'll get defensive if I point out they're overextending when alone
>so I just say "At least she's not as bad as Zeratul."
>"wtf are you talking about zera is shit"
I keep forgetting half the people on my team are bound to be gold.

Zera has mobility out the ass and does a shit ton of damage without having to commit as hard as Valeera does, while bieng gable to take a hit or two more.

His ult is just as game changing as Mosh Pit, but instead of having your team focus them you just jump on the people that weren't caught in it.

>>171403893
He's both a burst mage for no apparent reason, and has undertuned numbers.

>>171404149
Canuck team is playing right now. Carleton (CAN) vs UC Irvine (USA).

Irvine is a heavy favorite. top 3

>>171405371
>too late to make an all LEAF bracket
feelsbadman

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So what's this

It doesn't highlight anyone

>>171405649
the lsot vikigns :))

>>171405649
TLV for now

>carleton v irvine
>etc and malf
so who the fuck did they ban?

Canadians getting absolutely assblasted right now

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>Hero league
>First pick abthur

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>>171406382
>hover over probius
>my teammate bans it

>>171405808
is this being streamed on Twitch?

>>171407241
nope, facebook

shittiest streaming site desu

>>171404415
Did Someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

>open bnet
>immediately wants me to restart the client for an update
Just fucking update it before opening, why is this client so fucking awful?

>>171407241
im just on the heroes of the dorm website

>flamestrike kt
>8 deaths
>least damage on team

>>171407916
Steam does the same thing.
Don't know enough about programming to say whether it's retarded or not.

What ranks are these Heroes of the Dorm players?

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>Hosted on Facebook instead of twitch
>600 viewers
>last pick Chen

>SPIN SEQUENCES GOOD

What did he mean by this?

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>>171410836
Zerg have a simple grammar. Their diction allows for detailed and funny quips that somehow manage to not fuck up the shit language that is Engrish.
He's saying that Li Li's got pure DNA.

God what the fuck is with this fucking rage. Can't have a bad game go more than 6 minutes without some shithead opening their mouth and giving four other people his shitty opinion.

Seriously? What the fuck. I don't even recall leagues being this toxic.

>>171403893
>his boost speed with Z is cancelled the moment it take damages which is stupid
>Q doesn't deal damages
>needs a combo to deal some damages
>people can get out of your W easily so you'll have difficulty to do the combo
>your pylons have a huge cooldown and you can't put both of them quickly
>end with less hero damages than the healers of the game

at least he can clean lanes easily, but he won't be able to solo lane too.

>>171411465
atleast you get into games. Spent 15minutes in queue then gave up

>>171411654
High gold/low plat is pure cancer.

>>171403959
Man, I couldn't see it at first but now I literally can only see it.

>>171411952
Bronze 5 - low masters are all cancer
If you want to compare the ranking system to league you have to account for the fact that many less people play hots
Say 1/5 as many people play hots as league, the top 200 in hots is as impressive as the top 1000 in league, top 2% top 10%
:/

>>171411519
>>his boost speed with Z is cancelled the moment it take damages which is stupid
Is this for real?

Blizzard has just hired you to fix Probius, how do you fix him?

>>171412604
>Bronze 5 - low masters are all cancer
nah, plat and diamond are a special kind of cancer because they actually think they got good in any way after passing gold

>>171395547
Johanna is a beastly tank, must play

Then I'd say Chromie for pubstomping

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Post some HotS related pictures

>>171412919
Then what do you think entry level master is?
The worst past is that I still get into games with these people. It'll get better when the season ages and evens out

>>171412850
Make him a builder.

ABATHUR
BUFFS
WHEN?

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>>171412850
easy

>>171413138
>Then what do you think entry level master is?
luckers or people who are starting to learn i guess. the matchmaking is straight garbage is this game though i cant even begin to defend that

>>171413254
>implying he needs them

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>Pulling enemies/pushing yourself toward enemies for pinpoint Discord Strike kills in teamfights

>>171413291
It's okay, I'm still in diamond 3 after placements. I'm like 14/13
Maybe I lost 90% of my skill after the season but fuck, man.

>>171413367
>t.nova picker

>>171403893
Does a lot of damage if you land the W+Q combo, nice lane clearing but you depend on the opponent team being morons that run into the rift so you can blow them up. Pylon generation is really slow, and cannon doesn't do much. Highly recommend to run a W build than a cannon build, seems to be the most decent to run for until next patch.

>>171412950
Nice.

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>>171413386
>pushing enemy team into near-death allies after picking pure malice at 13

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More stuff

>>171413595
Adding to this, it's good to match up with a hero that has a disable like ETC, nazeebo or leoric so you actually manage to land the combo and do a lot of hurt.

It's not a hero for ranked though, but for pubstomping, especially since it's new and people don't know how to counter it, it's alright. Expecting buffs next patch though.

I hope if they do make a bunch of changes to Probius, they won't shoehorn in more builder stuff.

>>171412679
yeah, that means he can't really run away from fights.

>>171412850
>increase range on W
>move some of the damage from W to the turret
>pylons have two charges with 10s cd

>gazlowe only brawl
>one guy in my team instantly leaves before the game even starts
Great game mode Blizz

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I want to like Probius but fuck me having him rely on hitting a combo that's dependent on the enemy team being retarded and literally walking into your W (that also doesn't do any damage on its own) is retarded. The peashooter cannon is a joke, the Q is a joke on its own, the Z is a useless 5 second boost with a 40 second cd that can't be used as an escape.
And his range on everything feels gimped.

>>171415163
Cant blame him to be honest

>>171413467
just remember that as long as you can manage a 54% wr or better you will climb even if it seems slow

>>171415386
Yeah he's shit. If his Q and W had better range even he might have atleast 45 winrate

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Daily reminder

;_;

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Post character themes. Go full cheese if you want, who cares.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSCAv3trnyo

Anub'Arak is literally invincible, plx nerf

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>>171413829
>take pure malice
>walk away from a team fight
>full stacks

>>171415475
ik still annoying
I think I'll get rank 1 this season though
I think I'm ready, I've seen the top and they're pretty shit, so
also zugrug is a stream sniping pos

>>171416682
actually looking at the gm top 20 just now you probably have a good chance and i dont even know who you are

I hate how cowardly people are in this game. 99% of games is just being poked to death because no one wants to go in and initiate. This heal+Poke while people get cowardly under their base is the reason we're losing, not because amzo decided to pick hero damage orb instead of siege damage.

FUCK

>>171415619
BLACKED

>>171417009
Anon you do know hero dmg orb is better than the siege one right
>muh honor

>>171417009
This is the gayest shit I have read in this threads.

>>171415906
just pick Valla or Zul'jin to murder kinkbug

>>171417005
I'm the best player in hotsg
I mean #1 through the entire season

>>171412850
>delete probius
>fire the faggot who keeps making meme characters

>>171417959
i believe in you anon
who is your solo q demon

>>171412850

This >>171412850
Then make an SC2 SCV pilot hero instead.

>>171418474
Valla and Rehgar
sometimes Malf and auriel

I don't ever mage or warrior

Alarak is pretty fun. What's the standard build on him? Lightning?

>demotion game
>abathur
>lili
>arthas solo tnak
what have i done to deserve this

>>171418852
Remove mana cost on telekinesis on first talent, full Discord Strike build, then pick telekinesis cooldown reduction, then both ults, then discord strike build.

>>171418938
Which map?

Usually picking Samuro and afk farming helps in the lower levels.

>>171418938
You clicked play on hots

>>171412850
Buildings withing Pylon range gain effects of shield battery even w/o talent.
Level 13 talent now stacks for each pylon you're in range of
talents to increase range/radius on w.
Pylon cooldown talent.

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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

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>play against 5 stack in QM
>stomp them

How do I become good with undead elf waifu?
In most of my games I just sort of go my own way, hope no one dangerous is on my lane and try to destroy structures and capture mercs.
However, if there is anyone on my lane who can actually defend himself, I'm usually fucked.

>>171384754
Is Uther shit now, or does nobody play him?

I'm guessing is that he is suffering how Arthas was: dated vs newer heroes with far more options.

Also play buff stitches. The battlefield is now made of teleports and free safey safes.

>>171418938
>enemy is 3 keeps down
>5 dead
>only one alive on our team is abathur
fucking irony

>>171419827
>dated vs newer heroes with far more options.
He has every fucking support spell available. It's not called piano Uther for no reason. He's just squishy and has mana problems.

>>171418675
why does rehgar feel so shitty to play lately
he was my go to healer for a while

>>171419827
No part of uther's kit is viable. There are better VP combos and shield just isn't worth it

>Nazeebo took Superstition against Valla + Greymane
what exactly am I watching

>>171418938
>Ranked on the weekends

>>171419827
>Also play buff stitches. The battlefield is now made of teleports and free safey safes.

what the fuck are you trying to say
did you even read that before posting

>>171420212
i just want to get past the shit hole that is diamond 3 as quickly as possible

>>171420205
>Didn't take Spirit Harvest with Toad build
holy shit this guy is awful

>>171420068
Shield upgrade > healing totem > cleanse or CDR > bloodlust or ancestral > shield shield > wolf bite > storm shield (maybe rewind)
You're probably grabbing a crappy level 4, cleanse, and ancestral with crappy teammates.
Bloodlust will turn you into a man that can zone away that KT from hurting your team while they chase the rest of them down. Remember movespeed buffs are op

>>171419827
>Also play buff stitches. The battlefield is now made of teleports and free safey safes

I wonder if the fellow had a stroke.

>>171419774
You can always tell the shitter stacks from the good ones by their picks and how fast they react.

And by "good" I mean on voice comms, or like from what I've seen when I play against 5-stacks with "pro gamers" or streamers on them, everybody rushes to cradle that guy's balls above all else, so they end up working as a unit that revolves around that one guy.

>>171420328
>>171420205
I think most people have a specific build and won't modify it, because it's what they are used to play.

For some heroes it actually works quite good, because they can have a specific build stronger than the others, but yeah that's just stupid to do no adjust some talents

>>171420205
He's doing the AAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH build.


It's actually a pretty good talent if you're gonna HHAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH assassins.

>>171420205
As long as he's not being aa'd by those two damage dealers he's taking very reduced damage from the abilities that may actually be hitting him. By the time Nazeebo gets superstition it's not like he's solo laning against Valla or even skirmishing
It sounds like you're playing a very simplified version of hots and I urge you to rethink your style before complaining again about losing your promos to gold 5 you stupid fucking silver surfer

>ranked
>enemy Kael
>Nova teammate
>Kael isn't constantly dead
>Dehaka on our team is making godlike tongues
>tongue on the first date
>tongue so good she'd cum three times
>tonguing so hard dat shit cray
>Nova just blows every snipe and builds for hologram

>>171421501
>builds for hologram
What's the point.
If you want to have clones that are useful just pick Samuro.

>>171421757
I find that half of the people who pick stealth do it because they don't want to deal with lane harass.

>>171422003
And fear having to rotate in general.

>>171421367
t-thanks but I'm just a plat shitter.

>>171422003
I think an old Nova build let her bring out two buddies that would deal a substantial amount of damage.
Like a DPS Nova build I guess, I can't remember

>hotslogs anti adblock script works again
how do i get rid of this shit

>>171422003
I pick it because jumping niggers from behind is fun.

>>171420378
>You're probably grabbing a crappy level 4, cleanse, and ancestral with crappy teammates.

nah i havent taken the wolf regen talent in a long time but i do default to cleanse>ancestral pretty much always. maybe i just have to spam him again, i pretty much replaced him with malf

>>171422003
>last hitting is boring
>remove it
>laning is boring
>everybody picks shitty roaming assassins

zz

is there like an attention span thing going on, a friend of mine genuniely thinks Hots isn't popular because they're slow with new maps

when we already have a dozen fucking

>>171422301
Don't replace him with Malf. There are times when I grabbed Malf instead and it worked out better.
Sometimes you have to go man mode to make that muradin on your team realize as buff + stun hammer is lots of fun

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I have never seen six levels before.

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>>171384754
>it's godlike Z is now replaced by a fucking shitdisgusting Shove piece of shit
>Gall damage removed to turn into a passive but actually active heoric ability because mah damage mah buttons mah playstyles and mah no buttons to press
>Cho no more has that god like Talent 75% damage crit for one hit in face after using E
>No more explosions kills into the bushes because it doesn't have that much damage to burst a healer anymore
It is us that we are bad, or Cho'Gall has been turned into stupid bullshit stuff?
We were the Ferrari Cho'Gall, this Gall's new Z is so bad you barely notice it.

>>171422465
In my opinion, laning is boring because there's no last hitting. Last hitting was an objective to work on. You take that out, and people feel like there's nothing to do while soaking.

Does this mean HotS should bring back last hitting? I dunno, but people just swarm 5v5 mid in the first 5-10 minutes in pubs all the time because they're bored.

I think the maps that keep people in lane like Crypt of the Spider Queen and Dragon Shire have sort of the right idea in giving people a reason to not just hover around mid 24/7 but spider map has other problems, and that's only 2 of the 12 maps.

I miss last hitting from Dota.

>>171422465
>Hots isn't popular because they're slow with new maps
Meanwhile LoL has like...two. Since it launched.

>>171420205
link?

>>171423216
Summoners Rift(5v5), Magma Chamber (unavailable but 1v1, 2v2), Twisted Treeline(3v3), Crystal Scar (5v5), Howling Abyss (5v5 or available 1v1/2v2)

>>171423453
>Magma Chamber (unavailable but 1v1, 2v2), Twisted Treeline(3v3), Crystal Scar (5v5)
Oh right, forgot about these. Probably because nobody ever plays them

>>171396351
>chen
>waste of gold
I'm fuckin triggered

>>171423453
So, yeah. Basically one map. Then one for ARAM.

>tfw hots doesn't have an aram available at all times

It's nice that a teammate can't dodge if you don't trade them Kael'thas or Chromie, though.

>>171423527
Haha. Yeah you're right.

>>171423715
Yep

But you know what's funny about it though? Th

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>>171396351
>a waste of gold

wake me up

>>171423527
>magma chamber
rip

>>171423790
: )
get fucked you little shit

>>171423862
Don't listen to them Anon, Lunara is CUTE
And fun

>>171423961
Rudefags leave this general.

http://www.tentonhammer.com/articles/heroes-of-the-storm-tier-list this is the worst fucking tier list ive seen

now IM ANGRy

>>171425072
>Outside of Quick Match his (her?) current kit is a liability.
>his (her?)
I'm not ready for the NWO

>>171425072
What's wrong with it?

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>anubarak gets reworked, looking good
>if i go UD theres no guarantee ill get to play him
>really dont wanna play QM
>REALLY DONT WANT TO
>but its the only sure way ill get to play anubarak
>anubarak solo tank versus morales zuljin zeratul butcher artanis

ahahahahahaahaahahahaahAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>171422828

if i get gm in like 2 days, how likely is that i'll stay gm for the rest of the season with a 55-56% winrate

>>171428163
>The eye censors
kek

>>171428185
zero because grandmasters and people around grandmasters actually play the game and will push you off the ladder

>>171428408
of course i'll keep playing

>>171428278
>>171428163
holy shit, just realised it. Nice one. Made me kek

>>171428185
You'll be getting fucked so hard you might have to change your name to Probius

>>171428163
>not censoring Sonya and Hammer's death timers

Wow, Montreal got completey BTFO. Being French Canadian is like a super double negative.... French.... and Canadian.... wow....

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>L5 scheduled to btfo MVP Black once again

are you people actually watching cucks of the dorm on cuckbook?

>>171430446
Theres a site to watch it but i cant find it.

>>171430531
>>171430446
the actual heroes of the dorm website???

>>171430658
the site link you to facebook.

>we need tank
>last picks illidan
>this guy is somehow gm #28
>keeps suiciding all game
sick

>>171430869
because it's over for today
they had the video embedded on the site with the upcoming games on the side

>>171430935
>Abathur on our team
>Kure on the other
>randomly, blindly flies onto a fort of ours
>where Abathur isn't even in the same lane
>hats fort
>shoots bird dwarf down
>later learn Kure is #1 or something

neato

how long do replays last, I figured this would've expired by now

>>171430935
>GM#28
They got lucky, but due to Blizzard's shit ranked mechanics they'll get that portrait anyway, I realize that it's probably not special to have on me then.
I'll just have to keep that sweet #1 on me at all times

Who's a better solo healer, Malfurion or Brightwing?

How do I Valeera?

>>171431432
I can post my Kure Alarak webm again if anyone wants to see it, honestly he's not a great player and out of like 9 games I've seen he's only won once

Doesn't Sylvanas feel a bit... underwhelming?
I expected the Banshee Queen, leader of the Forsaken would be a more dangerous opponent 1 vs 1 but seems like half the cast wrecks her shit.

>>171431607

>let's ignore every single person's win rate in the history of HotS except for my specific win rate vs. this one specific guy people think is good!

lmao

>>171431607
I think it's a pretty good webm, desu.

>>171431803
>tfw her hero fantasy is turning buildings off

>>171431909
Yeah you're right. He's a very good player and it is just coincidence that with and against me he's acted like a complete tard doing complete tard things.
Yeah only constant and all that jazz, I'm wrong

>>171386804
>3 assassins leave the healer and the tank to go for a 3v5

ya definitely sounds like the game was almost thrown

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>Doing more damage than our Rag
>As Lucio

>>171396656
Jo is weak for the first time in a year. Shes been shoved into a strong heal dependent anti aa tank.

>>171431534
Malf

>>171432976
screenshot or it didnt happen

Is it just me or do I hear a distant scream in all maps time to time after the latest patch. Is that a secret hint for the next char?

>>171419827
he sucks vs poke heavy teams
still pretty solid if you talent piano
that being said reghar is basically a better uther right now, unless you need an interrupt for some reason

>>171432976
>memedamage

>>171433616

I'm in a game right now, after that I'll fire up the replay and show you.

He lost 1v1 to an ETC too.

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im not even taking bets just god damn

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>acolyte hero that summons ziggurats never
>obsidian statue/destroyer hero that replenishes health and mana and can switch forms never
>necro with cripple and frenzy never
>druids of the claw/talon with clone, FF, roar and bear form never
>mountain giant hero that can pull trees out never
>spirit walker hero with SL/ethereal form never
>kodo rider hero with wardrums never
>troll batrider that can kamikaze never
>a tauren hero that actually bashes skulls with a giant totem never
>spellbreaker with magic res/spellsteal/mana drain never
>flying machine hero never
>mortar team, a 2 player controlled hero never
>wc3 styled maps that replace minions with their respective wc3 counterparts and catas with ballistae/meat wagons/siege engines/demolishers never

it hurts so much

>>171435139

>TLV on Brexit

Why would anyone do this

>>171435251
>Brexit
kek

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>>171435251

QM

I wish there was a QM that didn't allow free week heroes. Too many shitters plaguing this game.

>>171395547
Varian desu. He's the first hero I've leveled to nine just from sheer fun in a long long time.

>>171436821
>implying it would make a significant difference

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>>171433616

Here you go. Rag with less Hero damage than a fucking Lucio.

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>2017
>not picking archon pure power

>>171436821
>I wish there was a practice mode where you weren't allowed to practice.

>>171438118
>What is vs. AI queue

>>171438194
Dumb bots aren't practice.

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>Hyperion Intensifies

>>171438424

>h-hey man

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>>171409253
Chen clutch

Brightwing going
Going going...

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>>171409253
>600 views

>AHEM - YOH COH IS UNDEH ATTACK

>MY WEBWEAVERS SHALL WEAVE A WEB OF DEATH UPON YOUR FOES...... QQQQQQQQQQQRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Winning a game easily
>Duo queuers decide to throw the game because ???
>lol cry more xddd

Why the fuck do mobas attract the worst sort of fucking shit cunts on the planet

So goes the chain of ascension.

im a brightwing and murky main. AMA

>>171438269
They're practice so you'll know how to fucking play the game.

>>171438269
neither is qm

>>171440295
You see this hero, yeees? Then KILL THEM

>>171440013
>guy does some dumb shit and dies for it
>eh whatever everybody makes mistakes
>does it again, costing us an objective
>yo stop using your tumble to facecheck bushes
>LMAO you think I don't know pce im just trollin enjoy the loss idiot

I've resigned myself to just not disagreeing with people. Should've figured this out years ago.

>>171440000
>tfw no spider hero

>>171440013
>>171440610
Love how fucking fragile the human ego is, when they revert to fucking toddlers just to mentally escape the fact they're doing everything wrong.

>>171440610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEf156Aih0Q

And so the bum golams fall

dust de_dust, as they say

Welcome back
HEEEEEROW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A

>ravenlord

>>171442192
DABBLE KILL

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God damn HoTS has the best Hero design.

Cho'gall is fucking awesome.