Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

Cute vox

>>171356015
>Chemists are autists and so are doctors
How so? Is it not okay to want to keep people in the round?

>>171356206
Chemists want everything done exactly their way and it can be done in no other way
Doctors want everything done exactly their way and it can be done in no other way
Neither realises they're sperging out as hard as the other about it

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>three cultists barge into my workplace
>hide in the corner until they fuck off
>one of them dies to my anti-cult mechanism

>>171356206
Sarahjohnson made the thread and is clearly mad everyone is calling them shit.

Free vespasiangreg

prayermins are

>Juggernaut kills half of the cult

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>>171355639
>>171355620
But that's the part that confuses me. I join when "(0 active)" but there end up being 1 or more clearly active. I even close the window and reopen it to make sure they didn't get a connection problem are just relogging. I go from arrivals to botany with no stop and there are clearly there, awake and living. This is what is so confusing about it.
What if it's bugged and if they go braindead once/die it marks them as inactive but if they relog or get cloned it doesn't re-update it?

>>171356353
I didn't. Do I know you or something?

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>As juggernaut, punched the shit out of no less than 3 cultists (out of the 4 people he hit) and DC'd a bit after I'd bwoinked him 3 times. Fucking hell you could not have fucked up in a worse way. I've decided NOT to apply a "permaban and appeal" ban despite DCing during investigation because it's pretty clear the juggernaut was spaghetti-ing all over the place after he realised what he'd done, but jesus you hit all the wrong buttons here.
>expires 2017-03-18 21:06:37

>>171356318
Wanna make all of medbay lose their minds? Go Virologist and take one of their large beakers and watch them spazz at eachother

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hmmm

>>171356318
Really? Which server are you playing on?
Maybe it's because I usually play at comfy to medium-pop, because usually they're pretty chill.

>practically first time I get to do anything as a cultist
>get to use cult code words over PDA, felt good
>attempt to try and summon nar nar in the bar under a table
>get lasered by some caphardsuit dude
>cult loses
I tried, but I think bar was a shit choice. It's just that nobody else was communicating (partly because no tomes anywhere)

>>171356448
>comfy to medium-pop
I want to go back to 2016

>>171356414
>5.x unit hyperzine
>overdose above 15

pretty cruel

>>171356413
This. Take 2 large beakers? Medbay is gonna be an episode of thunderdome

>>171356453
Just cult communicate everyone head to sw arrivals. You can sausage it for the win.

>>171356410
Not only punched, but punched them until he was sure they were dead. God bless you, vespasiangreg.

Could somebody give the round-end cultist list?

>>171356407
Not yet you don't.
meet me in dorms

>>171356586
Y

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why do people have a hardon for this shitty mode
it's like revs but slower with stupid cthulhu shit for "flaveur"

>>171356364
>>171356410

[12:49:18]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">vespasiangreg/(Vespasian Greg) is a relatively new player, may consider watching them. AGE = 5 First seen = 4</span></span>


Is he ever coming back?

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>>171356353
No, I and myself alone made the thread and that line is just poking fun at every single medbay autism argument in the thread
>>171356572
More like vespergiangreg heyyyy

>>171356626
So they can't hide their shame.

>>171356626
I missed it

>>171356473
Just play at late-ish hours for the US time-zones.

>>171356413
Please don't, we need our beakers for the mix!

>>171356518
People always gobble the shit out of pills at 10u fridge or not. 3 beakers of 16 pills fits in the collector and works out.. And the self serve cuts down on I stubbed my toe come hold my hand rings.

Is it possible to view admin notes? I want to see what saucy secret they have on me

>>171356809
Ask them, goyim

>>171356809
Nope. You can ahelp and ask for your notes in a 1hr expiration pastebin though. It's generally good practice to keep tabs on yourself cause they don't always have the best context which really ends up setting the tone when a trialmin sees it and immediately gets a gigantic boner

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>>171356453
Was the cap, got blood boiled in telesci nest then chased you lot to the bar. Opened fire once I noticed the bar table had a rune under it.

>>171356793
I had so many doctors screaming for your demotion, couldn't you have just moved the fridge to the lobby for neatness sake?

>>171357035
It was neat though. Are all the pre-fridge era people gone or something?

>>171356364
Holy shit thats me

>>171356929
>people used blood boil
Nice

>>171357229
Something being shit once doesn't mean you need to make it shit now too

>>171357278
It was nice. Been having a nostalgic day

>>171357278
>Shit
Literally the only thing wrong with that is people overdosing themselves, at which point they can gobble the anti-tox, unless it's hyperzine.

Always laugh at hyperzine overdoses.

>>171357445
The only person who did overdose themselves was luka who was doing it on purpose as a haha me eat all floor pills joke.

>>171357445
The hyperzine OD is the exact same OD as everything else, hyperzine just metabolises a lot slower.

>>171356675
>kammerjunk is sarahjohnson
It all makes sense now

>>171357534
Hyperzine OD's at 15, bicard and spaceacillin 30. If you meant by damage sure.

>>171356929
First time writing the summon rune. I'm new to cult and got really nervous with all those cultists in the bar standing around doing nothing.

>>171356015
I'd like to gut someone of their internals while they watch. What's the best way to keep them alive until I yank the brain?

>>171357641
>kammerjunk's name is sarah
>sarahjohnson's ckey has sarah
woah...

>>171357647
By damage, yeah. It's all just 1 toxin damage
Maybe some day, someone will code a better OD system, but it is not this day

>>171357534
Oh, but wasn't there one that killed you or something?

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I am Vespasian Greg, I am relatively new and like making cool designer drugs as chemist.
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I also fucking hate cultists

>>171357928
now for something 10 times more woah
>kavlax
>C:\users\karen

>>171358042
>see pill in bar named 'chaser'
>take it
>6u synaptizine
haha nice
designer drugs amirite

>>171358185
That wasn't it. That was just to stop you from tripping shit

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>>171357984
There are a few reagents that handle ODs like pic related, yeah.

>>171358264
you realize 6u synaptizine causes death yeah

>>171358264
Synaptizine does 60 toxin damage per unit.

>>171358185
Try K2 sometime it gives nice feels

>>171358185
>>171358379
Well I almost died so that makes sense

>>171358161
>you will never marry karen

>prayermins have all the flags, even ban
>prayermins didn't have to go through a trial peroid
>prayermins are both connected to probe
>probe told sacred to apply
>probe and kernikov are arma shitters

Really makes you think

>>171359589
Kernikov is an old min

>>171359651
Who was deadminned for killing a player 4noraisin

>>171359589
Both of the new prayermin have already been admins in the past but had to step down due to irl things like school.

>>171358267
Hm, that's some interesting code there.
I think I've fucked around with enough javascript to get it a bit.

What does "if(..())" mean, though? Does it just correspond to "(var/mob/living/M)" being pulled from the "datum" line?

>>171360598
>interesting
That's one way to describe Dream Maker.
I think that's what it means, yeah, but I haven't really played much with that.

>>171360598
..() is the BYOND shorthand for "call the parent proc."

So if you've got a /mob/living/exampleproc(), a ..() inside it would call /mob/exampleproc().

if(..()) calls the parent proc and puts the value returned by it through the if() check.

>>171360910
>>171361113
Alright then, that's pretty strange.
If the github has everything listed on it, then I guess I can go hunting for bugs while I try to figure out the language more.

Thanks!

>>171358185
>>171358379
>>171358561
If it wasn't dealt with and you feel strongly enough about it that you wanna head to the forums, the banvalid request forum is always open. With the new (old) policy, you don't even have to be directly involved, so all the better.

>>171362235
heya Probe
the amount of deal that it was, is very small
lame pill though

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>>171310783
>MoMMibot: Help: SCOTTYLAD69/(Hans Gooberdick): help i'm being vore stationed by this mech pls help

>>171362358
>MoMMibot: Help: Kernikov/(Jack Clark): Do I have to emote my breathing if I wear internals and RP having polio?

>>171356346
>why does this xenobiologist have grilles all over the place
>oh that's why

>>171359742
Actually it was for giving a greytider brainrot instead of a ban.

The problem is that it spread to everyone else.

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Holy shit I really thought Dee was just a greytiding shitter so I didn't want to execute her. But she was the ling the whole fucking time. And to think I left the body in the execution chamber.

Antags waited so long to do anything that the crew were all demi-gods so they still didn't do anything

>be paramed
>detective yells, "HELP" in common
>check crew monitors to see dead det in toxins mixing
>everyone goes chasing there
>call out as he gets moved to aft starboard and then gets stripped
>look around the area later and find his stuff
>about 40 tiles away is his body in a locker
>check him for cloning, but he was linged, so take him to get a transplant
>MIF after surgery
One of the rare moments a linged corpse gets found and saved properly and it's MIF. It makes me feel bad everytime, like we weren't fast enough.

>>171365297
you guys put on the wrong head
the detective was complaining in dead chat
you left the head in a locker

>>171365297
I did a lap around the station and looked near where the antag spaced him, but I guess I didn't go far out enough. I walked in mid succ, should've never lost him in the first place, but I fucked up.

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>>171365361

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>>171365361

>>171365361
Oh you're fucking kidding me
FUCKING HELL WHY DO I EVER PLAY PARAMED GODDAMNIT, I'M SORRY
REEEEEEEEE

>>171365361

Wait, did I leave the head in the locker that the ling was carrying around or was it the locker the paramed/someone else saved? Feels shitty either way.

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>>171365509
...I think I might have confused them during surgery.
That explains why I was being spooked a lot.

>>171365509
i guess while he was in surgery someone put on the monkeyman head instead of the detective's?
paremed did nothing wrong unless he was the one doing the surgery

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>be genetisticsists
>sit 2 hours on a chair clicking boxes
>finally got EBIN combination
>start mass producing it
>leave your lab
>I HAVE FINISHED FARMING
>give it out to everyone
>shuttle called in the next 10 minutes

>>171365724
Gotta get faster.

>>171365792
b-but that's powergayming

>>171365924
You're not gonna create an entire station of X-ray telekinetic hulks that way boyo.

>>171365924
you can use mutagen

>Feel like playing on station
>No traders

>Feel like being a trader
>Round has already started
OR
>Two other people were already traders

Fucking hell

>>171363532
MoMMibot: Help: JewishCupboard/(Jermaine Basmanoff): I want someone to very quickly teach me atmos without making me read anything

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>>171363532
>RP having polio

>>171367017
I'm glad that nigger is gone.

>juggernigger kills four(that's 2 2's) cultists
>logoffs when bwoinked
>lol only 1 day

Danes not even once

>prayermin slots all go to ex-admins
rip

what's my CKEY? My byond account name or something?

>>171368467
frislochec

>>171368467
Pomf123

>>171368467
Yes. A ckey is just the byond version of username.

>>171356015
>>171356675
>Kammerjunk confirms the probe shitposting leak

Is kammerjunk /OurGirl/?

>Manny Purdo makes it all the way to the dining room
>eats one of the only poisoned donuts
>dies
Lauffin'

>>171369763
>Build teleporter flatpacks and grab the PACMAN
>Take both to the expedition chamber
>Suddenly mission failure message from centcomm
>Warden tells me not to push the gear through the portal
>Ride shuttle home

Boring shift

>>171366773
>>Feel like being a trader
>>Round has already started

This could change tbqh.

Maybe it should? A tiny little 1 room arrival shuttle at trader outpost for new arriving traders up to a max of like, what, 3 active traders?

Can't see why this would be a problem.

>>171369810
>Suddenly mission failure message from centcomm
A shuttle call was requested

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that was the comfiest round I have ever played.
how did the expedition go?

>>171369853
No I requested the shuttle call after we got a mission failure message, I hacked the CE announce console

>>171369863
everyone died horrible deaths

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>MoMMibot: Help: Kinoest/(Jimmy Havoc): Are there vape pens in the game?

>>171369863
fun but in a bad way
we were exploring a sieged settlement by syndies, dead miners laid everywhere and random mines were placed. Syndies would suddenly appear from the darkness and take shots, took us all down pretty quick

>>171369836
>Can't see why this would be a problem.
you try coding it faggot then say that again

>>171369969
Conceptually, I meant.

Coding it is easy too, but I don't code for SS13 anymore, for personal reasons.

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>MoMMibot: Help: Zealotron/(Sawbones): why did angela merkal space me
>[2:03 PM] MoMMibot: Help: Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb): What does a syndicate wheelchair do?
[2:04 PM] MoMMibot: Help: Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb): Get ready for failure
[2:12 PM] MoMMibot: Help: OniGumo187/(Kahtakichiyiyiyitata): syndie wheelchair is bs
>MoMMibot: Help: DojoDetroit/(Robert Cass): Turn me into borg so I can just roleplay plz
>
MoMMibot: Help: Jcamleo/(Spiff McGriff): Am I allowed to bomb the station as a cultist?

>>171370003
Mars map when?

>>171370137
>chair is nerfed repeatedly
>people STILL get salty when they die to it
so many counters

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>>171365221
>the time the execution-happy warden executes a ling mistaking him for a traitor and kept his body in the armory as a 'trophy', while also leaving all the windoors open.
i think he expected it on some level, and with teh way i failed to kill him im pretty sure he did.

>>171370346
meanwhile if you're killed by any of the jaded fucks who need their valids you'll be decapitated with or without and evidence of lingery

>Avada is a cultist
>Kill them
>Get a week ban

>last post almost an hour ago

>>171370894
>kill someone as a nonantag
>unable to justify it
>it was not because they were a cultist
>banned for nonantag murder
Just because they are an antag does not make them a free kill before they do anything senpai

>>171356413
I go to cargo roundstart to get two more anyway.

>>171372706
>kill avada who is standing over a body that had just set off an sps
>get a week ban

>>171373016
why not apprehend them instead? there's no reason not to

>>171373073
If I remember correctly, it was lone sec and there were claims of a vampire.

>>171370754
I behead every ling I come across, because not one ling has left my body somewhere it could reasonably be recovered

Why should I show quarter when they won't?

>>171373230
I don't want you to tell people I'm a changeling, even though I can and should be switching bodies throughout the shift.

>>171373265
If someone asks why I beheaded that guy I'm going to have to tell them it was a ling, you want me to just make up a story?

>Well you see it all started with a barfight...

>those faggots who refer to rounds as "shifts" OOC

I hope you don't do this.

>>171374606
it is a shift

Bumping with a video of my dog :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_97E__dj9Q

Also what's the most autistic job next to engineering?

>>171368317
If you can remember who the fourth was post it here or in the ban request; I only counted three cultist beatdowns by the jug.

>>171375313
Any job can be autistic, but favorites are
>xenoarch
>plasma researcher
>virologist

>>171375503
the fuck is a plasma researcher

>>171375867
Scientist, but doing bombmaking specifically. Scientist is the only job with alt-titles that people seem to think mean anything

>>171375867
It's Toxins.

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>manage to start my own holy order with a visitation from Christ himself
Bartender is pretty fun

>>171376978
deus vult.

>>171369741
>girl

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>join as assistant
>fart around doing assistant things getting arrested and being dumb
>get recruited into a christian club with armour and swords
>get visited by Christ
>He tells us all to let people join by their own will and to be peaceful
>After he leaves, I say to do the exact opposite as a joke
>"As your verbal affirmation of sin leaves your lips, you feel a cosmic rumbling in your ass..."
>start trying to repent and decide to start farming with the intent on making bread and wine
>the rest go full Deus Vult and murder people or something
>I abandon their club and run away
>eventually try to prepare a feast with what little I have
>some dude comes and says he's going to go and murder all those murderous bastards for being heretics
>the only person to enjoy my shitty meal is a golem who might have been one of the old members that died
That was a nice round, Kernikov for headmin

>>171377636
Low pop is best pop

If this happened during high pop there'd be deadmin requests left and right because:

>MUH VALIDS
>MUH AUTISM

>>171377636
Javier you heretic

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>>171377636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdhF4O54YjU

>>171377726
If you people keep banning anyone you disagree with, soon enough it will rather be NO POP

>roundstart as virologist
>lowpop
>practically no comms chatter
>quietly try to isolate some harmless or beneficial symptoms the hard way
>10 minutes in, some random guy asks if there's a virus outbreak over comms
>think nothing of it, because no alert and I surely didn't release anything
>power goes out as i'm researching, which I broadcast over comms
>walk over to chemistry for radium just in case, and there's a security officer trying to hack into medbay entrance
>"Hey uh, what are you doing there pal?"
>"I AM SECURITY"
>"yeah... and?"
>I open the door and he stuns me
>"I GOT HIM"
>HoS, detective, and some other fucknuts suddenly pile in out of nowhere and gangbang me
>they waste about 30 minutes of my time trying to pin all kinds of bullshit on me
>turns out they took the random assistant asking once about a virus outbreak as proof that there was a virus outbreak and that I was definitely the cause
>i'm accused of creating super deadly viruses because these shits think I specifically engineered the roundstart virus samples, which had some deadly symptoms in them
>they wave printouts of the roundstart virus specs in front of my face as "proof" of my crimes
>the fucknut sec who was hacking in earlier says i'm definitely a liar because virology totally had power when he went in to search my workplace
>of course it did THEN, after someone fixed power
>the charade eventually dies down and they realize nobody is even actually sick
>I'm left cuffed and stripped of my ID and backpack, bolted into virology
>a borg eventually comes and lets me out when a meteor event threatens my life as i'm stuck in there
>finally get my stuff back an hour and thirty minutes into the round
>geneticist has long had all superpowers by now
>give up on the hard method and just order virus crates
>engineer a mildly beneficial virus that never even spreads
>cure two bad random event virus outbreaks
>die to memes

Virology really doesn't pay, huh?

>>171377945
>learning virology
>wiki says it needs a contagious disease to spread
>spend 4 rounds trying to get this disease, but they all end early because bombs/ops/wizards, whatever
>finally get something on the first try that says airbrone in the scanner
>send it out
>does nothing
>round ends prematurely, again
>fuck it
>first virus I get next round, first symptom is contagious
>this should work
>spread it
>7 day bannu

Virologist is a useless fucking job. There's only like 3 beneficial symptoms. You'll spend hours trying to collect them all.

Doesn't help that the fucking scanner tells you HOW the virus is SPREAD, despite NOT having any of those SYMPTOMS.

>>171377945
Did you ahelp it?

>>171378175
>wanting to spread it

That's your mistake
You need to get as low an infection vector as you can get so it takes almost a miricle that you're infected in the first place, so anyone who comes into contact with you has just as little chance of getting your sweet benefits too.

You don't see genetics handing out hulk to every passer by that moves through medical, do you?

>Be miner
>Deliver first batch to mechanics and R&D
>Drill half the asteroid away
>Deliver to mechanics
>Mechanic is setting up teleporters
>Ask HoS for a mechanics copy of the hand tele, but he's an ass
>Take unguarded hand tele from teleporter room and scan it for the mechanics
>Find every single thing on the asteroid and teleport it back to the mechanics
>Teleport a fuckton of mats back to the mechanics
>Get guns and launch myself into space
>Set up a teleporter beacon in the Kestrel
>Set up a teleporter beacon on the vampire hideout
>Set up a teleporter beacon at the glue factory
>Teleport all kinds of shit back to the mechanics
>Have a short chat with some IAA that teleported onto the Kestrel
>Teleport back to the station when it's time to leave
My only regret is that there wasn't actually an away mission. I had fun.

>>171378187
Why would I ahelp that? Having my time wasted isn't a breach of the rules.

>>171378284
Yes, I realize this.

My gripe is more in the fact that Virologist is 100% fucking useless.

There's the virus scanner that for some reason or another has a 'spread type' list and lists the virus as 'airborne' or 'contact', but it doesn't matter if the virus has no coughing/sneezing bullshit.

It really needs an overhaul.

>>171373016
>Six tiles away from said body, unarmed in a different room
>the ban actually got lifted

How much did morena pay for all their fan art?

>>171379192
perma

Socket wrench doesnt let you remove firelocks at all you liars.

>>171379765
I'm not sure if you can remove firelocks, but if they're anything like doors, you need to weld them shut, open them with a screwdriver and then wrench them

Socket is the same thing as a wrench just bigger and can unfasten pressurized pipes.

it should have double the damage for the size though

>>171379765
>>171379834
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/14275
Kernikov reported exactly what you're saying and the collaborators say that only the full tile firelocks are deconstructable.

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Was this another Celt lie like snowmap and the 6 billion bugs?

>>171379765
>>171379834
90% sure deconstructing regular firelocks was going to be done at one point by kurf but the PR got shut down for whatever reason
Can't feel arsed to look up which PR it was.

>>171379973
Celt is no longer head of trialmins and the newest two admins are not trialmins.
They're prayermins. :^)

>>171380075
I'm my own admin, I scour through the shadows and abuse people with powergaming mechanics. I attack people and engineer situations to murder.

Please stop me

We need more hair styles

we need more races

we need more waifus!

>>171381958
With just about every socially acceptable hairstyle covered under the limitations of a 15 pixel head, the only options from here on out are shitty anime girl hairstyles, so no.

We need more traps!

We need more features.

Like vending machine busting. Why don't we have that?

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>>171382147
There's plenty of good hairstyles not from anime that would add some unique flair

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Who's considered the most robust right now?
I think it's time to bring the Payne

>>171382451
Could you post a good example?

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>>171382451
>We should add in tumblr hair instead!

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>>171382147

>>171382348
Emagging vending machines should make them start hurling verbal abuse at their customers.That or just be more annoying and snide.

>>171382554
>a hair is somehow a website

The character is also anti tumblr on a progressive show

>>171382867
>Undercuts arent tumblr hair

Yeah okay buddy

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>>171382147
I agree, we need more anime hair as we're an anime server

>>171382554
Who are you quoting?

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>>171382147

Stalker server is up, come check it out (please i don't want to be alone among the russians)

byond://46.0.203.162:1337

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>>171382147
This hair

>>171383264
>an anime server

how is this an anime server?

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>>171382147
We need more hair for our black male statics!

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>>171382147
Continued from before for more diverse hair

So is the movement speed on your server seriously faster than Tg's? The amount of missed teasers/greytide yakity ask must be unreal.

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>>171383471
n-nevermind

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>>171382147
We need this hairstyle

>>171384081
Trying to tase someone in an open area is pretty tough, usually you have to go for the takedown or laze n stun

>>171384125
>Making an Aryan character on a primarily Russian server

Hahaha I bet they called you fascist in moon-speak

>>171384125
Hi dickfreedomfriendo

I miss robusting furshits in vore with you

>>171384227
They probably did. I walked into a military checkpoint and took two busts of 5.45 in my chest before I could speak.

>>171384276
Sorry, not the same guy.

>>171384205
I wish I could make up my mind about movement speed. On one hand slower speeds make ranged weapons actually viable (in more situations at least.) But on the other hand Bay's shitty paraplegic movement speed is far too slow.

>>171384409
The movespeed is a bit too high if you have to struggle to line up for an airlock.

>>171384409
It really depends, fast movement speed makes CQC intense as fuck because there's more chances for robust shit, where as bay is slow as molasses and fighting 2 or more people with equal or higher gear is a death sentence
Slower speed does mean firearms are more widely used though, which can lead to fun Tacticool shootouts

I prefer fast because once I managed to sprint through a volley of minigun fire and disarm the gunman, then melt his face with his own minigun

>>171384409
I honestly think our movement speed is way too high. Reducing it by like, 20% would be a start.

>>171384059
>>171383983
You need to realize the limitations of hairstyles here. There's no way to make a hairstyle that represents short curls with a fade on the sides, or at least represent it well. 64x64 when

>>171384757
faster move speed is really fun if your ping isn't at 100ms for most the round.

>>171385000
No.

You must predict the players movement with ranged weapons. Most people move upon you firing, so you must anticipate this and adjust accordingly.

If you have trouble getting through an airlock than there's no helping you. Maybe Paradises "RP Movespeed" is more your taste.

>>171385034
I can see how that would make fights shit
I'm blessed with noping and a strong computer so I can always fight people

I remember trying to play ss13 in like 2013 when I was on a welfare 200$ laptop and I wanted to kill myself because it was so laggy and my internet speed was aids

>>171385123
>>171384520
A reminder there's a "pause after first step" option in preferences that helps with high ping/precise movement.

How do you do a proper shuttle hijacking? Do you just fight everyone on the shuttle or make sure they don't get on in the first place? Do you ignore the pods? Please help this shitter improve.

>>171385203
>blow up escape/plasmaflood it
>emag the shuttle console
>kill the few peoples that got into the shuttle on time

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>>171382147

>>171385203
Chanel your inner columbine
You'll need powergame gear/crowd stuns to keep from getting mobbed

Glubs
Fireaxe/esword
Flashbangs
Backpack full of guns
Napalm if you got it
Just pick a spot, set up and just start ripping and tearing everyone near you, crit and move on
Know how many hits it takes to crit someone with you weapons

>>171385203
Pods dont count to it, so forget them. To get it, subvert your silicutches and call it. The plasma fire that follows will slow people and welding/bolting the doors to the shuttle will do it. Emag the console to finish being a complete faggot.

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>>171382147
Except the car ears

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>>171382147
Robot loli

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>>171383471
ruble server is back up
byond://46.0.203.162:1337

>>171388350
What's the goal

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>ruining the russians time by playing on their servers

No better than reddit

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Laws updated.

>emag a hugbot
>tell him to get my dat fuken objective
>try to walk around while i wait
>get doorshocked and die

life is suffering familia

>>171388350
I died near the spawn
Can someone come help me? maybe we could band together on discord and come through for each other when shit goes down
Just whilst we're learning the game

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>>171389183
What was he expecting?

>find a fuckton of guns on xenoarch
>lucky meteor hits me but i'm not gibbed
>stay on red for a fuckton of time and them i finally die at the thend

>>171389187
>dig out hugbot
>tell him to go and hug my buddies in the asteroid
>it somehow gets emagged
>harms the fuck out of them all the way into the shuttle
Some things just aren't meant to be uncovered.

>>171389301
I NEVER KNEW ANTIMOV EVEN EXISTED, I THOUGHT IT SAID ASIMOV, I'M DRUNK LEAVE ME ALONE

>>171389307
I'm sorry, I couldn't move your into the sleeper because of the field and the emagged borg.

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>>171389187
>found it on my original body's corpse from before I was hugborg
>No idea where you are
>Almost flies out of shuttle, ask the others to make sure it doesn't fly out since bossman told me to only hurt people with the pinpointer
>treeman picks it up and throws it into the cold dark depths of space

>>171389425
don't worry at least the field meme'd the borg out of his hug valids

>>171388824
Stalk. It's a stalker (RP?) server.
Kill mutants, loot shit, kill bandits, make money.

>>171388953
>>171389224
We law-abiding english-speakers need to work together if we want to survive in the êîæàíàÿ êóðòêà zone.

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>>171389363

>>171388350
I'm connecting but this shit's downloading at 100KB/s.

What does "bwoinked" mean

>>171390676
It's the sound you hear when an admin pm's you.

>>171390676
An admin is about to take their anger out on you

>>171390676
When an admin PM's you it makes a bwoink sound

>both a ban request and a ban appeal for the same guy up at once

wew

Is it metagaming to upload robocop at roundstart?

Not even validhunting, I just hate Asimov and would rather silicons tried to uphold Space Law instead.

>>171390925
no

Well that would've been nice to know about before I dcd

>>171390925
Just freeform something instead robocop a shit

>>171390925
You can upload whatever but be aware you will be responsible for any actions they take as a result of those laws.

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Can I be freed? Just permaban me from antag roles.
>Thought synaptizine just counteracted LSD no idea it gives you poisoning
>Tried to commit suicide and got revived by cultists
>Run around clicking things for a while
>Realize what I'd done
>Apologize
>Log off

>>171391649
Your ban expires later today dude, Just wait it out

>>171390925
Mate, do you even know what metagaming means?

>>171391649
Stop asking and you'll eventually be unbanned
Part of accepting your mistakes is accepting the consequences, which should be higher than one day anyway

>>171391649
>unrepentant faggot who ruined the round for several others and griefed before DC'ing when he got bored before smugly posting "fuck cultists" in the thread and bragging about his designer drugs
>appeals a day ban and posts anime


please get banned again

>>171392094
Neat

Any good captains lately?
Or are rounds such a shitshow any captain gimmicks are immediately ruined

>>171393272
>implying anyone plays captain

Captain is just an all access assistant that has a higher chance to be banned by the administration for gimmicks

Prove me wrong.

>>171393272
captain is just an assistant with all access

so, why is noir considered a minor power if it's annoying as fuck and not helpful at all?

>>171394382
It'd be pretty dumb if it was a major power

>>171394382
Fuck off back to bay

>>171394382
and why are toxic farts, strong, dissolve and immolate a disability

>>171394596
>strong, dissolve and immolate
Not disabilities.

>>171394658
wiki says otherwise

and what about toxic farts, if dissolve and immolate aren't a disability then toxic farts aren't too since you can choose when to fart just like you can choose when to dissolve and immolate

>>171394790
Toxic farts are.
The wiki is outdated. What's a disability, minor power, and major power is determined by the code
Toxicfart will always trigger at 801 or above, but strong, dissolve, and immolate won't.

>>171394790
>>171394934
Disregard (some of) that, I suck cocks
Immolate is still a disability. I'm not sure Strong ever was, but I'm pretty sure Dissolve was turned into a minor power following the crack of the ack

>>171395294
>I suck cock.
What does that literally have to do with anything, you faggot?

Do you just have the need to inject your sexuality into things? Get the fuck back to /lgbt/

>Be in medbay all round making chems
>Hayley walks into medbay, I scan her for damage
>She injects me with something then shoots me to death
>Later tells a borg I'm a cultist
>Not an antagonist

>be chef
>station's atmos gets messed up
>people start opening firelock doors
>watch helplessly as heaps of ingredients scatter into the main corridor
>retrieve them and close the shutters
>another person opens the firelock doors
>the ingredients phase through the shutters and fly out into the hallway again

That's when you know it's time to quit your job and go eat xenoburgers in a locker until the shuttle arrives.

Daily reminder that painting the hallways as a MoMMI is a good idea

>>171395607
hey, there is nothing wrong with sucking some cocks from time to time

>>171395607
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=disregard+that+i+suck+cock

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>>171395673
Actual tip: utilize plant bags for eggs, meat, and vegetables, and food delivery bags for everything else.
Once you learn to deal with huge heaps of ingredients and food effectively, chef becomes a lot more efficient.

>>171395607
>not suckling cocktail
What are you, gay?

>>171395665
ahelp

>>171395665
but did you ahelp?

>>171395834
Sorry, ingredients is probably the wrong word then. The stuff that flew into the hallway was stuff like beakers, condiment bottles, food bags, and the food on the counter.
But yeah, plant bags are really useful.

>>171395893
>>171395916
YES but it was round end when I saw they weren't an antag and thus got no response

>>171395954
>beakers, condiment bottles, food bags, and the food on the counter.
Yeah that's misery. The only thing I can recommend is preventative measures like sticking unused items in a closet.
Sorry for your loss, anon

>>171395607
Are you autistic?

>>171395893
>>171395916
Look at it this way: If you ahelped every single time someone killed you, that would be too much work for the admins.

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Honk honk
Tried to support the cult as the clown, couldn't convert fast enough. I really tried.

>Massive clusterfuck of cultists and corpses in the shuttle storage room
>I make a blood boil rune
>People fucking explode around the storage area, everyone is heavily injured and I die instantly

>>171396070
it isn't

>>171396070
>too much work
It's literally genuinely without exaggerating 5 seconds to check if someone's an antag. If it's obvious they are, yeah why bother ahelping, but you think they might not be, it's more work if you don't ahelp people than if you do

>>171396076
if it makes you feel better, you were a fucking pain in my ass as AI. as soon as i saw you filling plasma canisters while wearing an atmos hardsuit i knew i was in for some shit

>>171396076
Any luck with constructs?

>>171396070
>hey i just died and i'm not sure that <x> was antag
there is no harm in asking the admins to look into things, especially if you're reasonably unsure

Does anyone have a good method to do genetics? The other day i saw someone that had all the powers and disabilites figured out in like 15 minutes that was crazy fast.

>>171396184
>>171396374
>>171396114
>If it's obvious they are, yeah why bother ahelping, but you think they might not be, it's more work if you don't ahelp people than if you do
That's kind of what I'm thinking. From the story you would think "ok, this person is very obviously an >antagalizer," so it sucks when you get screwed over for assuming the competency of another player rather than contacting the admins every time you die.

>>171396279
Funny thing is, I wasn't even filling plasma cans, I was just making stun runes before skedaddling. I was listening in on the sec channel and it was pretty funny hearing sec get confused trying to hunt me down. Had to change identity 3 times, but in the end I managed get our sacrifice target, infiltrate sec, block off the armory, kill the warden and convert a ton of people. Sec was on point with the deconverts and the rest of the cult wasn't really on point. What happened to the mime anyway ?

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>>171382147
or balding hair that actually connects in the back

>>171396424
Worst case, you should still pursue it afterwards.
It's annoying but admins don't mind some investigation for banvalids if it's such a shitty play like >>171395665 described.

>>171396424
If they bopped you with an esword or revolver then sure you can maybe skip the question.

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>>171395607
I was curious what the stance of issues like this were so I asked an admin and got their input.

Turns out it's okay.

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Seventeen

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>>171396076
>>171396279
>be a little plant
>want to help out security
>go to brig
>follow an officer around
>he does something with a chaplain
>chaplain runs off
>follow the chaplain
>get his cuffs off
>chaplain runs off screaming about a cult
>well, that was weird
>go return the cuffs to the warden
>warden's office is open
>pick up the warden's hat
>armory is open
>armory is covered in blood
>secure armory is open
>man in atmos suit standing over a headless warden
>blood runes everywhere
>scared so hard my game freezes
2 spooky

>>171395673
Items won't go through the shutters unless they're under them, if atmos is acting fucky bring everything one tile into your kitchen where it's safe until things stabilize

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>>171396765

>>171395607
how new?

>>171396546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQx-H2av1PM

>>171379192
they didn't

Fuck, marry, kill

Avada
Souhei
Felicity Rivera played by HarseTheef

>>171397646
Kill them all

>>171397646
Fuck Avada once, but instead of any sexual because i'm gay just talk about botany all day and definitely not Medbay.
Kill the other two because I can't decide which shit-covered weight I want to tie myself to

>>171397646
fuck kill marry

>>171397646
Kill Souhei and Felicity

Force Avada to do estrogen and crossdress in real life for a few months, then he'll kill himself on his own.

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>>171397646
Fuck them all and then kill them all, might as well use it before wasting it.

>>171397646
this
>>171398159

>>171397646
marry my waifu souhei :D:D:D
dont kill thats mean D: D: D:
no fuck avada. that would be cheating ;_;

Fuck, marry, kill

>Ashe Mallory
>Surfer Brooks
>Mallory Brooks

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>>171378332
Stripping you and leaving you locked in a room is definitely a violation of SOP. I've been bwoinked for leaving a guy bucklecuffed in his cell. Admins take that kind of thing seriously.

is ss13 the only game that uses byond that's not naruto highschool DBZ yaoi shit?

>>171399372
Hello Souhei.

>>171399505
CowRP, motherfucker

>>171399558
i dont play med ever sorry it looks like a really boring job

>>171378512
Can confirm
I got a good airborn virus within an hour or so, infected myself and went outside with no protection. Literally no one else got it and it actually cured itself for no reason

where my secbros at
how many fights have you won today?

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>>171399608
O shit you're right

>>171399614
Souhei doesn't play medbay, they just steal magboots and syringe gun

>>171399614
I'm sure.

>>171378187
next time ahelp it. goes against rule 0: don't be a fucking total dick and people have been job banned from sec for less

>>171399701
>Literally no one else got it and it actually cured itself for no reason
Viruses are coded to cure themselves after reaching "stage 5". That's right, your job is meaningless by design.

>>171399714
souhei is always in med when i need her to be :D
the only med player i like more is riccardo when he plays med :D :D

Rank the ss13 servs

VG
Yog
Marines
TG
The rest were unplayably laggy. TG and marines borderline on that. Yog is literally just TG with less lag.

>>171400012
there is no such thing as VG

>>171400012
Bay > everything else > shit > VG

>>171385203
start going columbine before the shuttle is called
Blow the borgs
Resume killing everyone, chem up on meds synap and a shit load of anti toxin
This is easiest with a phazon and make sure you raid the ion rifles
Call the shuttle yourself
Proceed to keep killing everyone especially medbay
Weld and bolt the escape shuttle doors when you get in, if too many people are dead you won't need an emag

>>171400012
It's /vg/ you mong
but here's a list, best to worst
>/vg/ OR urist
>bay
>CM
>meme servers at their prime (FTL13, fallout13)
>/tg/
>goon
>vore
>citadel
>yogstation
>hippie
>meme servers at their worst (fallout13)
lifeweb doesn't fit, it's barely spess at all and swaps rapidly between "it's pretty cool" and "scat rape simulator"

>>171385203
put on atmos suit
take plasma miner to space outside shuttle dock
make makeshift dock with inflatable barriers
board when it arrives
wrench in miner
spark
emag console to go quick

>>171400137
>>171400309


Sorry fellow denien of /VG

>>171400158
Don't forget scare factor
The faster you kill people and the more panic you spread the ones that hide won't ever come out of hiding

>>171385203
emag a mommi and make it make a shuttle for you then order it to drag you on it and emag the console for you and have it feed you and water you on the way back home

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>>171399794
Who the fuck coded this

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>>171400146

>>171400146
>Me* blinks
>Me* steps forward and gets stoxind without RP by le euphoric psychologist played by a 14 year old brown noser
>me* laughs at your shitty rp server infested with lizards and catbeasts

>>171401392
Which heavy RP servers are better?

>>171401482
the ones without furries
OH WAIT XDDD

>>171401482
none of them

>>171401392
le threatened low RP greytide shitter face

>>171401482
aurora is okay

>>171401551
In that case, I guess I don't really understand what >>171401392 is getting at

>>171401653
heavy rp is bad in general with this playerbase because its either used to be a furry, be creepy or be a rapist

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>no security other than bill
>friendly antags and greytide

>>171401834
lowsecurity is the worst because people will make fun of you for being overwhelmed

>>171401834
Soon, all shall be in the body bag, yourself included

>>171401834
if you where that securiborg, you deserved it.

Is it better for a scrub to begin as a janitor or a chef? I understand that assistant is no longer well supported for this role on account of greytide.

>>171401834
BILL!

>>171401834
I tried my best to help you without becoming overt HoPcurity.

>Track the disk using the pinpointer
>It's in the nuke
>Assistant entering code
>Take it before he finishes arming the nuke and secure it
>Didn't even get noticed
>"WHERE THE FUCK DID THE DISK GO"

That was some supreme fucking nigging I witnessed. Thank God I didn't start as sec.