Spessmen on a Spess Station /ss13g/

there is literally nothing wrong with wearing cat ears

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first for layering

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ye nice man u got me xd

>>171261973
Make a bug report.

>>171262012
what the fuck is wrong with your font

6th for I've never played this game but I love reading the absurd round recaps

>>171262585
we need more of those, I haven't seen any lately

Fun Fact Admin insider edition

Probe wants to make the thread obsolete and make it so all discussion is on the discord and github so that he can control what people say. lmao the skin thinned faggot really got that offended people made fun of him in the thread.

>his skin is blue
>he looks sick
What the fuck is this casualization of triage?
We TG nao?

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>join round on tgstation
>ratvar, swarmers and spec ops all in some freakish war
jesus fucking christ

>>171264148
>he got pissed off because some anon fucking cross referenced his reaction image file name with Fireden

>>171264323
Why do we hate the fact they have more roundtypes than us again?

>>171264403
What the fuck is Fireden?

>>171264441
because we're permabanned from there

>>171264441
Grass is greener shit

>>171264148
>the thread is necessary because otherwise we're just going to become VG
>wow the thread is so off topic!(read: not sucking my dick while I namefag constantly for no raisins) we need to remove it

>>171264403
And what is the significance of that? We know a couple of posts he made anonymously now?

>>171261973
Shuttle corners are some awful multi-turf garbage that breaks if they ever move. Right-click one that hasn't moved yet, and you see they have both the shuttle wall turf and space turf on the same tile through some arcane mapping wizardry. When it moves, the proper space turf is lost and all that's left is the shuttle corner, which has a built-in space image for the "transparant" parts that doesn't work with parallax or the transit areas

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>>171264615
Their roundtypes are genuinely better man. All we really have is running smooth which is slowly going away with cluster gone and Probe "If you don't suck my cock your pr gets the lock" being the new big collaborator.

>>171264879
I'll have to take your word for it, it's been years since I've played on TEEGEE, back when it was still /tg/.

>>171264761
When you save an image it gets a certain file name or something, you can cross reference it to /ss13g/ and see all the anonymous shitposts he's made

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>>171265004
They have shit like gangster, blob with variety, clockwork, devil which is pretty neat and wizard with a fuck more spells (they need to get rid of ei nath though)

What new shit have we gotten in the last 3 years. Revsquad.

The coders need to get their head out of their asses with their "balancing" which is just making everything weak and boring unless its zas related deaths and then writing it all off as "well it was power creep"

Vorestation seems to be down.
What a sad day for Space.

>>171265235
ei nath is pretty gay. Honestly if people want it, go ask them if we can port it over

>>171264879
>>171265004
gangster is a mode so terrible they removed it from rotation, blob with variety is basically 'use this chem or this chem or you're fucked', clockwork cult as an idea was taken from /vg/, and devil was never finished and is only very rarely bussed in (and ends badly).

wizard is nice too but i prefer our stuff being different from theirs in that regard, gotta be individual.

>>171265425
I FORGOT ABOUT CLOCKWORK CULT

NEVER, EVER

>>171265338
People have been begging for a port of abductors for ages.

>>171264879
>a decent portion of these gamemodes were removed from rotation/the code due to being a mess(gang, hand of god, shadowlings, devils)

>the unique ones are shit balance wise(Variety blob, wiz, and our old borers)

>the remainder are basically the same short of changeling and abductors(the only actual good)

blinded by the shiny honeypot reddit features

>>171266945
>tfw sawbones is probably too dumb to know what he meant

>>171266945
>IC name is apologyman

>>171267160
Skeleton is probably named "Papyrus" like the skeleton shitter he is

>>171267341
And?

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>Have a hard addiction to the game
>Playing hours and hours at a time
>finally get clean
>two months later
>still have dreams about the game
>Reinstalling byond now

I wish I had never fucking started.

>>171267402
you want me to permaban you buddy? might help

>>171267514

I server hop a lot. It wouldn't help.

But you raise a good point. Maybe I should just try to get banned from all of them.

>>171267402
Am I the only person on this planet who can play the game without getting super addicted to it?

>>171267762
Have you ever stopped?

>>171267892
For months at a time, sometimes climbing to over 6 months

>>171268014
My uncle stopped heroin for 8 years. When he came back to it, it killed him.

Please leave friend, for your health...

>>171268216
don't be gay anon, it's a video game, not hard to distance yourself from

>be journalist
>have no idea if anyone reads my articles

why live

>>171269596
Whenever I play and there's someone writing shit I always check it out.
It just feel great to sit your ass somewhere with food and reading up what people make while everything go to shit.

>>171269596
for the scoops. Set up a station-bound radio next to the newcaster so when you update your reports it alerts the station

>>171269772
Oh god, I just had an evil idea

>turn one of your ace reporter intercomms to sec channel
>put a station bounced radio next to it

>>171264403
>Probe shitposts about a player anonymously but uses an image he always does
>Somebody shows it is him on the archive
>Probe tries to shrug it off with "b-but I didn't mention any specific player"
>Probe now hates the thread

This man was headmin you know

>>171270107
metaclub is attempting to manipulate us with psy-ops

>>171269882
don't forget to print out the paper that has the freqs and give them out

>>171270263
Another thing I like to do is torture asimov AI's by law 2'ing them over the private AI channel to "get me hot scoops"

to anyone who considers asimov the best, I will direct them to this torturous affair

>>171269882
That's not how radios work

>>171270426
It isn't? Why wouldn't that work?

>>171270453
If radios worked like that, a station bounced radio with the speaker and receiver on would endlessly loop everything said over the radio.

>>171270215
How? Probe has been speaking about trying to stop the thread because of people not liking him here.

>>171270736
how could he stop the thread? it would keep on going anyways with or without his consent. Or it would just encourage a real metaclub.

>>171270736
Proofs anon.

>>171271173
Basically probe and pain do not trust the thread because they explicitly blame all shitposting or dislike of them on a certain banned player. They speak about this in the admin discord channel.

The two admins with most power on the server can not handle criticism so they've invented a boogeyman they blame for all bad anonymous feedback.

>>171267402
moderation makes the game more fun

>>171270453
get a speaker assembly instead, it can be picked up by radios and set to be annoying

As an AI with no borgs, how do I get the humans to agree to mortal kombat to decide the ruler of the station?

>>171271698
Who're they blaming for shitposting about them? Solarious or morena.

>>171267402
ahelp "i'm a gigantic faggot and this game is ruining my life, please ban me 5ever and never ever unban me even if I beg"

>>171264591
/vg/ archive

>>171272234
All will be revealed soon, let's just say the "pain train" has reached the end of the line

>>171272753
That's a shame, I've grown to like pain. If he's gone then that makes the thin skinned faggot probe absolute power.

>>171272865
pain is the thin skinned faggot though

That HoP was out for blood man holy shit

>>171272865
Probe isn't much better and Aurx is still headmin, pain is only headmin as Aurx is not on a lot.

Does dunking donuts give a visible message to those around? If not, why not?

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COMFY
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F
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>>171272975
Aurx exists still?

I learned this round you can get anything if you politely ask for it

Julie Hwang: Crew Founder
Wayne Kent: Too Tough for Anesthetic
Carrie Loyce: Vault Veteran
Devon Campbell: The Prodigal Son
Blue: The Ace Apothecary
ZERO: Turnkey, GPS, Medbot, Friend

ZERO here, how did you salvage bros do after you left for the final showdown?

I lagged out something fierce.

Was the supermatter shard plan gonna work if you had more time?

>deathsquids don't get magbutts
>watch in a mech as my comrades fly out a breech in the hull as soon as we arrive

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>play an anxious, new nanotrasen worker randomname
>hang out in the comfiest maint bar i've seen, and chat about life, food, and work
>stick together through thick and thin
>get into mishap but escape with my life
>eventually end up nearly being killed by a psycho HoP out for blood
>us 3 bar patrons and Don the bartender hide in the bar closet to keep away
>it works, he buggers off
>deathsquid comes (it's our fault for recalling over and over)
>we hide
>and continue chatting, just the 4 of us, whispering in the closet for a solid twenty minutes
that was so comfy holy fuck
not to mention the salvage shuttle which was apparently a whole new level of comfy that we never even saw
>that entire round
fucking ace, and i arrived late even

>>171273074
we walked out, placed the super matter shard in the same tile as the door to their ship
stepped back a bit then SMELELELELE

>>171273076
it wasn't that, it was the button to enable them, wasn't there

>>171273080
I also arrived late. That maint bar was the shit

>>171273074
we planted it by their shuttle in hopes of them walking into it, then boom happened.

>>171273080
You damned kids and your stolen communications console got us all murdered

>>171273114
>>171273129
That's a shame. I would have stated the shard idea sooner but my lag was giving me delays of up to a minute and a half at some points.

At least you had the hearts of heroes.

>>171273080
>>171272973
>>171273121
fun to hang with you guys, glad you liked the bar, and goddamn that was such a fun time

>>171273045
Yes, he isn't really headmin though as he's never around. I wonder who should be headmin when pain is gone

>>171273115
that's even better

>Sergeant Screw "They didn't engineer an "on" button for these things?"
>You hear a horrible noise as though flesh is being torn open!

>>171273080
>psycho HoP out for blood
What was with that guy? He was cutting off peoples hands and murdering others. He must have been new to the role or something and thought it was free pass to be any head he wants even when there were other heads

>>171273080
I kinda feel bad about ZASing you guys now

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>>171273010
>all that shit on the table
>tools on the floor
>didn't replace the reinforced floor with something nicer
2/10 for the space pod

>>171273217
>I'm gonna recall the shuttle for an hour!
>WTF WHY ARE PEOPLE KILLING ME, BAN HE

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>latejoin engineer
>be recruited into a rag-tag exploration vessel
>go off for adventures and salvage missions
>raided dire station, vox outpost, etc.
>hear station having tug of war over comms
suddenly
>CentComm fucking snaps
>deathsquad arrives
>we switch on the cameras and watch on a stolen computer monitor
>it's an absolute massacre
>CMO is now being hunted
>we formulate a plan to save the CMO and get the fuck out
>welderbomb and shard ready just incase
>split up
>I find the CMO
>nuke sploded
>smelele

Really comfy round, you guys.

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>>171273080
>>171273121
>>171273173
Pic related
>>171273217
He actually totally had justification to cut off my hands, I helped recall the shuttle for the second-to-last time and got Don exploded
>>171273250
It's fine. We managed.

>>171273191
>I wonder who should be headmin when pain is gone
Me t b h

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>>171273278
We had surgery in progress. Here's a cleaner one.

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>mime starts to play nuclear when the deathsquad comes

>>171273357
That doesnt change the score because reinforced floors are anti-comfy.

>>171273442
Fair enough. Will change for the future.

>>171265004
>anonymous shitposts [Probe] made
Oh, now this sounds spicy.

>>171273489
>>171273357
Everybody knows real comfy comes from who you share a room with, not what's in it

I'd rather be welded into to a maint firecloset with good company than relaxing in the Metaclub cap's office

>>171273406
That's good fucking miming right there.

>>171273331
Ckey? I'm Aurx and will do it

I don't think I have played an assistant round that hasn't ended up with me getting all access on my ID

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>>171273612

>>171273535
I'll post it when I get home anon

Headmin Mr Foster. no joke

>>171273653
what's your secret

>>171273705
95% of the time I ask to be interim HoP, the other 5% of the time the actual HoP keeps a ID in the computer

>>171273827
John pls go

>>171273879
That entire round could have been avoided if the Head of Security didn't say "Yeah sure" when I asked to be temp HoP

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It's that time again, post them.

>>171274336
>clownpiece the MoMMi "accidentally" fucks up again.

Nothing new there.

>>171274336
filename should be carboneering

>>171274396
>MoMMI 'accidentally' gets emagged
hmmm

>>171274396
Oh no everyone look I'm such a klutz ex dee

Haha whoops I walked into an emag again!

>>171273590
>simple emotes and playing music is good miming

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>>171273827
>get more access despite just asking for my title changed
>after fucking up constantly "helping" sec I find out I have medbay access and decide to help them instead
>actually goes very well
>eventually become trusted with legitimate duties despite being a common greyshit until I'm caught lifting the dead HoS' boot knife
that medbay access was the only thing keeping me from suicide-succumb-ghosting in shame, thanks head assistant
the sooner I realize I can't play sec or anything related correctly, the better

>>171271698
Post a screenshot then anon, deliver us the "pain train" or im calling you out as a faggot shitposter

>>171273590
Good entertainer? Maybe.
Good mime? no.
Mimes are supposed to create merriment out of gestures and high class pranks, not through instruments.

The implication was that, specifically, in one particular circumstance, switching songs to something very theme and situation appropriate was just one example of "good miming".

Learn reading comprehension, learn to read between the lines, and get the stick out of your ass.

>>171274743
>>171274729
>>171274491

>>171274693
I'll post one when I can, I'm out of the house right now.

>>171274729
>High class pranks
What the fuck is a high class prank?
>mime accidentally serving the wrong drink
>Mime making a joke about the stock market
>Mime tiping people 5% instead of 10% of the bill
>Mime putting trash in recycling
>Mime serving booze early in the morning
>Mime drinking wine then spitting it out
>mime giving people the wrong colored coat
>Mime eating with their mask on

>>171274218
But he's so friendly and trustworthy, how do you NOT promote him?

I want to give John a headset!

>no cold hearted bitchy asian waifu to ignore me and bully my dick

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>>171275000
10/10

>>171275103
>not a bloody stun baton and cat ears

A good mime is like the clown, he follows the whims of the people, and what better whims than batoning a waifus face and stealing his shitty waifu animal ears

>>171275254
sorry to tell you they were my own cat ears, anon
although i was the clown

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>>171274336

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>>171275329
>my own cat ears
>I was the clown

WEW LAD

How 2 be good mime in 3 steps?

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Where were you when the Uranium Maze was bested?

>>171275530
Step 1: Invisible wall the escape shuttle

There are no further steps

>>171275547
Getting shot in the face by a traitor

>>171275547
Borers don't take the damage

>>171275530
1. RP sniffing farts
2. Get HoP to make you a slutty waifu mime intern
3. Wear cat ears and curtsie everyone

>>171275482
funnily enough, I actually find people are nicer and less suspicious of me when dressed as a maid with stocking and cat ears

>>171275530
>find some random asshole
>cuck him with invisible walls all shift
>watch him simmer in impotent rage
Done

>70.3 MB

>>171274421
saw a mommi many days ago that got flashed by a bird and taken to the maintenance tunnels, got its panel crowbared open, cell removed. The bird had his emag in hand, and then the mommi just escaped
bless it

>>171275751
holy shit I butchered every single thing in that post. Time to go to sleep.

>>171275530
Step one, no talking or pda mensaging, phatomining only unless its really fucking important and for that, you use paper and your pen.

Step two, ally with the clown with his gimmicks but never tide. You might be within the white color spectrum but you are no greyshirt, keep it together

Step three, use sounds well. Actually use the sound synth right, use a instrument for apt music, so on.

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>>171275530
Don't even write on your PDA.
At most do what I do and draw with a crayon pen in GIMP and put it on a piece of paper.
This drawing was for the journalist when he asked who killed me.

>>171275530
step 1 false walls
step 2 laugh with sound synth
step 3 get security to kill himself

>>171276107
That's cute

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>>171276440
It's pretty fun to bug the AI with

>>171275742
I personally had a good one a couple weeks ago, guy broke into the MoMMI nest and tried to emag me, fucked his flash up then chased me for a solid 5 minutes outside the station, eventually I just ran into space to fire extinguisher back out of sight of him. The madman jumped after me and just floated off into space and presumably died since I never saw him again that round.

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>>171276539
>jumped after you
What a madman

>>171276831
Reminds me of yesterday, a slime was so dedicated to fucking a mouse up it went to space just to glomp it after feeding on the mime.

It was magical, honestly, watching it go and space itself from cargo, rushing into space to get that mouse.

>>171276107
That's not even a bad drawing, either. I can tell exactly who killed you. That's brilliant.

When's Pomf going to come in to reign in Pain?

>>171276107
>At most do what I do and draw with a crayon pen in GIMP and put it on a piece of paper.
How to do this?

>find a bored assistant
>play a prank over the radio together at dorms
>security comes and arrest us
>"haha pranked"
>HoS drags me out
>"just a prank bro"
>HoS drags me to the chapel
>"dude it was just a prank"
>HoS places me in the cremator
>"IT WAS JUST A PRANK OK? YOU CAN STOP"
>HoS cremated me
>he returns to the brig, the assistant asks him if I'm ok
>"yeah I let him go"
Guess if the HoS was an antag.

>>171277465
Tbh with some of the players we've had recently I don't know

>>171277465
You said "play a prank" but didn't say what the prank was. If it was reading woody's got wood then you deserved it.

>>171277465
>>171277546
Sounds like your typical Hippie player

>>171277614
Assistant saying "help dorms" and me going "absorbing [assistant]" over the radio.

>>171277682
all I did was yell bomb at an airport wtf

>>171261842
>>Cryo Autism
>http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>MISC. STUFF
>Hardsuits don't block cryo. If someone tells you they do, slap them.
I've heard so much conflicting shit I just don't know anymore

>>171277767
wtf shitpost rofl

>>171277767
not a major crime in space law

>>171277465
>"Yeah I let him go"
Why is this so terrifying to me?

>>171278659
psychopath: the game

>>171277426
[img][/img] is your friend

>>171277819
they don't but they do the same thing clothing in general does which is makes cryo ineffective if the percentages aren't right and drains it ridiculously fast

So i was playing a round as geneticist recently when a virologist ran up to me within the first 5m and handed me an infected monkey who's negative mutation blocks were constantly changing making it ludicrously easy for me to pinpoint all of the positive mutations.


How the fuck did he do that i want to know so i can replicate that in the future.

>>171279038
Radiation virus? Radium / unstable mutagen IV / time release pill?

>>171279083
Does that constantly irradiate only the negative genetic blocks of the subject?

I thought all the radiation related viruses constantly change all blocks so that there's a chance to get positive or negative mutations.

>Play captain
>Expect it to be fun
>It's actually quite dull

How do I make captain interesting without making me an easy target for the antags?

>>171279083
>>171279197
Ah i think it might be the retrovirus since most wiki's describe it as occasionally giving the host a debilitating effect, which would mean it's randomising the genetic blocks for the negative mutations.

Am i right?

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>>171279262
>without making me an easy target for the antags

You'll never have fun thinking this way.

>Call the admins cucks
>Get banned

Nice server retards, kaylie is a vampire and in north maint

>>171279504
We must unite to defeat her!

>>171279504
I don't see why they would ban you.

You seem like a reasonable enough person.

>>171279504
Nice try, bucko. The real antagonist of the round is
the friends we made along the way. Fucking backstabbers.

>>171279467

Last time I played casual captain the clown threw me into a disposal bin and sent me into a supermatter shard he had set up in maintenence. Granted it was pretty fun way to go

>come back after being on holiday for a bit
>morena is banned

Why?

How do you set up a mass driver to a button? Building the mass driver was easy enough, but what button do you need for it to make it fire, and how do you link it with said button?

I tried using a multitool for a random button I made, set them to the same tag, but it didn't work.

>>171279780
Why not

>>171279836
Mass driver button. They auto sync to button that's adjacent to them, or multitool it.

>>171279780
Read bill's ban dummy

>>171280093
Bill Hudson?

I'm talking about Julia Brandt

Does it matter what gas you use for jetpacks?

>>171280418
If you use O2 then your jetpack can also double as internals. Otherwise you'll need a separate air supply.

>>171280482
Ah, makes sense.

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Find a flaw.

>>171280553
Your face

>>171280553
If you zoom in one eye is twice the size of the other??

>>171280248
Morenas real life name is bill.

>>171280771
Oh shit

>>171280553
still looks like a man

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What makes a bar "comfy" to you?

huh so that rare xenoarch borg is actually just tg's peace keeper. who knew

>>171281064
Everyone but you.

How many executioner sword hits does it take to remove a foot or hand?

>>171281054
see >>171273545

>>171281243
i thought everyone here hated every other server and only played vg.

>>171281325
Yes. The borg was added as a joke. It's incredibly rare.

>>171277682
>>171277465
Hehe, I was an engineer and watched this happen. I watched them weld into that dorm room and take him down as he stood over the assistant claiming to absorb him.

And when I heard him saying "Uh I am actually being cremated, someone stop the HoS" over radio, I kept working on my meteor defenses and smiled to myself.

>>171277465
>it's a "greyshitter does something stupid and dies then cries about it in thread" episode

>>171281670
>it's a "hos realizes he goofed and goes full damage control in the thread" episode

>>171277465
i dunno if he wasnt did u AHELP
it

if he was why do you even care its his job to fuck you over

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>>171282559
Head roles are unfun tard wranglers tier why would I be one?

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Someone else make the wizban thread. I already made one yesterday.

>>171282559
Act like an antag get treated like an antag

HoS is a line tiptoeing shitstain who probably had an erection the whole way through but it's not admin intervention worthy

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>>171282839
Also not it.

And someone link to the request in thread.

>>171282891
so the wizard was shit through and through

he didn't even complete his objectives

That round was so shit. Not even talking about the "antagonizing", just the overall quality of playing it. two fucking meteor storms hitting the engines, engiborg just walling the entire the hallway, carps killing people, carbons plasmaflooding, wizard fireballing the engines when they were nearly done. The worst thing is it was such a waste of time with no pay off for everyone.

>>171282870
killing a player for no real reason when its not valid isn't admin intervention worthy? its like exactly the kind of crap admins exist to stop

>>171282954
He borged everyone, wrote borg laws ordering them to make an engine that generates 1GW, then sabotaged the engine after it was completed after it had to be repaired through two meteor storms, multiple carp attacks, and general fuckery throughout 3 hours.

All he had to do was put plasma tanks into rad collectors to start the engine, and he chose instead to fireball it, and then the supermatter shards to kill everyone and himself.

>>171283149
The point is he is valid

If you pretend to be an antag you can be killed

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Reminder if somebody posts something you disagree with just called them solarious to discredit everything they say.

Approved by head of trialmins probe1.

>>171283253
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe we should start to move away from the threads... Oh no reason....
- probe

>>171283253
What is this showing exactly

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>>171282891
You're not too good at this.

http://pastebin.com/mb0xTR4u here, this is the kind of info that you need if you want him banned.

>>171283602
>You're not too good at this.

Too good at what, exactly?

I posted a screenshot of his ckey for thread relevance. Nothing more.

I'd also like to thank engiborg FM for sticking it out with me until the bitter, bitter end.

I will considering you an honorary autist, henceforth.

>>171283159
You forget the part where the shuttle was called

>>171283231
what did he say over the comms? did he actually say ''im antag lol'' or the like? that's not really a prank then

>>171284001
How is that relevant?

>>171284056
Shuttle was called with a "borgs are shit, no GW at 14:xx station time" and then the the wiz started fireballing

>>171284090
Oh yeah, I completely forgot about the shuttle call reasoning.

What an absolute dick.

>[04:01:20]ADMIN: HELP: A_friend_who_lives_outside/(Irvine Unk): What - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.
>[04:01:26]ADMIN: HELP: A_friend_who_lives_outside/(Irvine Unk): Any admin tehre? Kinda need help? - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.
>[04:03:53]ADMIN: HELP: Carshalash/(mouse (87)): one of you guys on discord mind coming on the server to help with something? - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.
>[04:09:52]ADMIN: HELP: Lokiamis/(William Zolmer): literally the worst round I've ever seen jesus christ get online - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.
>[04:09:53]ADMIN: HELP: Ait/(Wayne Kent): can we get something going in this round? nothing is happening and it looks like the shuttle isn't going to be called anytime soon - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.
>[04:12:56]ADMIN: HELP: JackMassacre/(Engineering Cyborg-950): screw you guys, you must be behind this - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.
>04:28:50]ADMIN: HELP: Bathosbathtime/(AM): Going to be back soon. - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.
>[04:37:15]ADMIN: HELP: JackMassacre/(Engineering Cyborg-950): I have never in my life wanted anything more than to kill this wizard right now - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.
Someone should make a nice memepic out of this

>>171284049
My assumption is that one of them said something like "changeling eating me in dorms", problem is that even if the prank was very clearly a prank the worst could could ever get is him getting a warning for misinterpreting the rules to satisfy his lust for valids

>>171282891
>>171282954
I don't think you can get a wizard banned for not antagonizing the way you would have. And also we don't care about objectives here.

>>171284371
I think you get some points for going out of your way to make the shift as boring as possible for everyone involved

Reddit is talking about us again

>>171284519
kill them irl

>>171284371
>I don't think you can get a wizard banned for not antagonizing the way you would have

You absolutely can, if the degree and method is extreme enough.

Just like you're gonna catch a spicy ban for camping arrivals and killing everyone before they finish spawning in and refusing to call or let the shuttle be called for hours on end.

You force players into a banbait catch 22 of cyborg laws via staff of change and lack of hands to complete the given task, then drag the round on for three hours and sabotage what they built and repaired and built and repaired and clawed their way into creation, by fireballing it and then suiciding, on top of everything else...

And well, that's some prime rule 1 material right there. Antag or not, it's dickery plain and simple.

>>171284931
>ban for camping arrivals
You just have to make sure the map is box, anything else and its valid because "I just wanted to make the shift go faster"

>>171284931
I mean, you could just log out and play bideoglames

We should make a new engine.
>Cools gas around it to as it generates power
>Needs a constant supply of new gas, the hotter the more power because it makes power off the heat it absorbs
>No real danger, but you need a burn chamber in front of it if you actually want to power the whole station with it

>>171279780
they broke rules and toed the line too much, they might be back one day but they need a reference.from another server or a little holiday before they can apeal

>>171285204
Sounds incredibly inefficient and already close to something we have

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>>171285204
>no real danger

>>171277819
put a naked person in one tube and a hard suit mask wearing person in the other

they will both heal but the hard suit cryo will empty way faster

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defend this

>>171285382
If you go out of your way to make an appeal you're pretty much guaranteed to get unbanned, just look at Carsh.

>>171285382
I believe this is something some call a joke

Unless this is the next layer of it, then you are going too deep

>>171285476
incorrect, I made an appeal and am still perma'd

It's shit admins my dude.

>>171285538
Could you link to your appeal, perhaps.

>>171285538
You must really be a shitter. You don't get to call people shit if you manage to be perma'd and have your ban appeal denied. You must really be unlikable.

>>171285509
>"""joke"""
>gets unbanned for his "good ban appeal"

>>171285086
You could also just have a nice laugh, log out, and play something else if someone ICK OCKS, metagames, intentionally exploits bugs to crash the server, goes full murderbone as nonantag, multikeys, etc.

Who cares, right? It's just a game! Rules don't matter!

>>171285658
Do you feel antagonized.

>>171285649
Wait...He's actually unbanned

what the fuck

>>171284931
>Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick. Try to be a fun jerk though.
Well, did you feel antagonised?

>>171285382
You underlined some, but not the part where he rationally explained why he should be unbanned or the parts where he was very apologetic.

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>>171285571
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3565

>>171285590
Wew lad calm down and try being impartial for once in your life.

>>171285957
There was no explaining of anything, all he said is that he feels bad and that he ban evaded afterwards. Frankly he didn't even demonstrate an understanding of the rules that got him banned

I bet it's the fucking "I wanna be a coder" text that swayed the admins over, because nothing else in here does it

>>171286080
Metafriending is the worst sin you can commit in ss13 and you should never be able to appeal if you get caught. Zealotron and his friends should have stayed gone.

>>171285702
>rulebreaking = antagonism

Get banned, kiddo.

>>171286080
>05:44:35 Local time (Australian Eastern Daylight Time (AEDT))
>Alright strap yourself in because this is a long one, after some increasingly frustrating matches of Overwatch throughout the night I decided I wanted to play some Spessmen.
>My friends (DawnRaven and SupremeMeme420)
I'm not even going to bother reading the rest of your appeal, I was already disgusted enough by this point.

>when you get turned on from a ss13 conversation that is slightly lewd

>>171286080
>So I am not asking to be unbanned as of right now,

You said this in your appeal you know.

Also, calling out the admins in the end of the appeal and also adding in:

"No, Obviously I could've just installed a VPN but I felt like I owed you all and explanation on the events that occurred."

..when asked if you ban evaded is a bad idea. You just say 'no' and move along, instead you somehow managed to sound smug about it.

I honestly don't think anyone should be perma'd for teaching others how to play, but then again there IS a test server for that kind of thing and you could have ahelped before attempting it if you felt like you need to do this during a live round.

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>start round as a chef
>plan to just deep fry cockroaches and make cockroach based food
>my botanist is really good, fridge is fully stocked
>get two heaping lockers full of meat from medbay
>don't know what to do with all these premium ingredients
>end up just making cockroach burgers
I'm sorry I failed you all.
I was so blessed with such a wonderful support system, but I squandered it all for some bugs.

>>171286619
Im sure you made yahir happy atleast.

(Follow) Hikahha caws, "TWO COUNSIN CAPTURED"
(Follow) Hikahha caws, "We gotta save them"

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>>171286263
Sure but like I said in my appeal we weren't metagaming to win (Which by the way makes no sense how do you win ss13) I was trying to teach them how to play the game. We were all non-antag roles and roles that were new player friendly, we didn't come running when they did their little drug test because we thought it was just an antag and I explained that's how the game works.

This ban came right at the time every /vg/ thread was nothing but people complaining about a meta club and I think the admins didn't want to look like useless shitheads so we got used as an example. No idea who Zealotron is though.

>>171286490
Good thing you're not in any positions of power.

>>171286550
>You said this in your appeal you know
I mean I was open to negotiation, a six month ban or something not a perma. In hindsight I thought I really should've just ahelped and told em I was gonna teach these idiots how to play, oh well.

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>>171286080
you have the audacity to make an appeal like this, and link it to the thread.

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>>171286080
That's what you get for living in melbourne CUNT.

>people compliment your miming

Best feeling ever

>>171280248
>he missed namegate
https://archive.is/G2t39

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>>171286747
Because someone asked, learn to read holy fuck mate.
>>171286762
Every day is torture don't worry.
>ywn live in Texas and own lots of guns and do american things.

>>171286738
>we weren't metagaming to win (Which by the way makes no sense how do you win ss13)
>A wizard killed one of you and I dragged your body into maintenance while another admin briefly put DawnRaven to sleep. DawnRaven woke up from his nap and despite never knowing his compadre he had been wordlessly pulling around all round had been killed, went in a direct line to his body.
Yeah, sounds like you gained no advantage from metagaming.
And holy shit this attitude, you're not repentant at all. Stay gone.

>>171286738

God I love admins. The /vg/ Admins can get things wrong and are autists just like the rest of us however in this case they are 120% right and please do not let the door hit you on the way out

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>>171281054
>people who pay for drinks
what

>>171286845
no shit someone asked, did you not make an appeal? and look it's almost as shit as you play.

>>171286850
He was LITERALLY walking through maintenance to get to the escape shuttle, also I was fucking dead so obviously we were setting out to topple the space station.
>>171287259
>did you not make an appeal?
Mate what? I thought that's what we were arguing about.

>>171286549
elaborate, anon

>>171287351
Holy shit you might actually have autism. If you don't want to deal with the rules that pretty much everyone except dumb aussies like you agrees with then go to some server where metagaming is allowed, I can't even think of one shitty enough.

>>171286549
>when you get a chubby when someone compliments you

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>>171287351
Mental disability is one hell of a condition, lads.

>>171287351
Mate our admins are retarded, all you have to do is pretend to regret what you did. If you can't even manage that then you have no right to complain.

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>>171287486
>>171287557
Shit you admin defense force blokes are out in full force tonight ay.

>>171287624
There isn't a single person on this server who wants to play with you.

>>171287624
Or it's simply because nobody here likes you, Pizzfresha.

so whens the prayermins getting announced?

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>>171287705
>>171287805
That's alright boys I don't have much time to play anymore regardless I just like shitposting in the threads and stirring people like (you) up.

>>171287937
>I-I don't want to play anyway!
Those grapes sure are sour.

>>171288049
>other servers don't exist

There's this girl and I'm super into her but I am not sure if she is into me so I decided to ask her out today so I sent her a message and I started feeling very anxious while waiting for a response so I went and bought some alcohol and now it's 13:30 and I am already drinking

If I continue curbing my mental issues like that I might as well become an alcoholic lol

It's not the prospect of her saying no that frightens me, it's the waiting. What if she never responds? Just ignoring the message without saying anything. I've been abandoned and ignored for the large part of my life and if something like that happens now it's going to be terrible. Man ,I usually think I am a mentally healthy person who has got his shit together but sometimes I just break like that.

To my internet pal: still fucking pissed off at you. At least pretend that you give a shit about my life

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>>171287937
>f-fine! I didn't WANT to play your stupid game!

Please just go

>>171288087
Other good ones don't.

>>171288128
Life is terrible, don't expect anyone to ever be genuine when they say they love you.

Realize that everything you've been told about humanity being good is a lie and that the people who say they care about you will manipulate you into doing terrible things that leave you feeling like a broken person blaming yourself for all of the things they did to you.

Just become a depressed hermit.

>>171288049
stop saying what I'm about to say anon

>>171288128
>At least pretend that you give a shit about my life
If I was your friend and you kept writing like this to me I wouldn't waste my time pretending to care either.

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>>171288150
Stop replying to me and I disappear!

>>171288341
Don't tell them our secret you fucking melbourne fag.

>>171288341
Nope.

I'm loving this. You can stay here and we will continue to call you out as the shitter you are.

>>171266945
Sorry clowno, but they said they'd murder you if I let you out, and I had to follow law 1. I felt for ya though.

>>171288381
Fuck sorry dude.
>>171288454
S'alright senpai i'm just eating anyway, whats good on your end?

>>171288536
It's more of look at the items i was given from my prayer.

I'm pretty sure I broke raymonds spirit by the end of the shift.

>>171288587
Not much. gonna be going out to celebrate paddies day later. Make a dinner soon so i don't have to worry about ti at whatever time i come home at

>>171266945
>Sawbones is an undertale fag
Can we deadmin thus underaged faggot already

>>171288678
True that, I forgot it was saint paddies day but I was working anyway, What's for dinner?

>>171288787
Fahitas.

gonna cook the chicken with onions, green and red peppers and a spice mix. Grate some cheese, mush an avacado and cut some lettuce.

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>>171288678
Celebrate paddies day the one true way.

Add DrCelt#0944 on discord and remind him that his country is pathetic and that the only reason people remember it is because americans can get extra drunk one day a year.

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>>171288891
Fuck that sounds grouse send me a piccy.

>>171288087
What sever are you playing on now?

>>171289024
You know what if i fucking remember i will.

>>171289083
You fuckin' better cunt I swear.
>>171289059
I haven't had any time to play recently but the last server I played was the Colonial marines one, that was fun but the ping makes it hard to be effective so I used to just observe

>>171289342
>Colonial marines
pffffffffft

Wasn't carsh a mommi a few days ago?

>>171289342
been trying colonial marines and its kind of neat but holy fuck its so laggy. too much for something so action based. also not fond of how you can spend like 10 mins in crit and not die

>>171289387
Ok anon I'll bite. I enjoy colonial marines too so please enlighten me as to why I am wrong and why its an awful game

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>>171289504
For some inane reason, Celt only banned him from borg and AI. If he starts being a retard with it (*when* he starts being a retard with it), ahelp it because he doesn't have any more chances

>>171289626
>I enjoy colonial marines
pffpfptfffft

>>171289342
Thanks, I'll let them know you've been remorselessly metagaming on their server.

>>171288602
He was broken up inside poor man. Quality clowning. We're you actually antag, you and Eva? I could never tell.

>>171289614
They kind of have to have that though. Otherwise marines die with chestbursters unhatched.

I have never actually noticed lag? Perhaps its due to Me being EU Tz and theres less people on?

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>>171289614
Yeah the lag can really make it tiresome to play. Ayy's will peak you while your standing guard but you're too laggy to do anything about it.
>>171289779
Fuck dude you showed me, whatever will I do now? I implore you to reconsider.

>>171289650
>inane reason
i think the round that got him banned, he had dragged the hop and i off of the emergency shuttle and onto the research shuttle (from where we couldn't escape because the hop had lost his id) because he was upset by the hop's performance. he had spent the round tasering him and removing his mask because he didn't like it, and refused to listen to our orders because he had preemptively gotten a (non-committal) counter-order from the warden or other.
but that was a while ago and my memory gets a little fuzzy

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tfw mime wants to give you a hug

Which one of you autists was this?
>>>/r9k/35590398

>>171291527
LOL

>Probe is a robot
It all makes sense now.

>>171292260
It is even in his name! How could we be so foolish.

>>171290210
Nah thats pretty accurate I can own up to that. Slippy joe isnt so bad now that he doesnt play hop.

And I kept mommi sice that is just autisming by yourself and I was a pretty well behaved mommi

>>171292810
>slippy joe
is a sopping wet cunt who greytided with kingston and defended his shittery when he was still around
0/10 player would not play with

>>171290210
>>171292810
He has no idea how to play borg or AI because he has no idea how silicon laws work. That doesn't change if he becomes a crab. Actually, KEEPER is worse because of the involvement rules.

oh shit, I just realized that when you roll changeling you are not playing as your character, you are playing as changeling who killed your character and took his place on the station
really makes you think

>>171293581
Yes, you are. By extension, this means that changelings are non-human *and* non-crew.

>>171293639
They might be non-human, but by god, they are still on the HoP manifest and will continue to be crew until someone erases them.

>>171293706
>Be Wizard
>Set your name to some random greytider's name
>Be crew

>>171293706
>Be nuke op
>Set your name to some random greytider's name
>Be crew

>>171261842
Does sulphuric acid on a syringe actually manages to give internal damage?

>>171293814
better change his job status on the manifest

is there any guide on how to explore space or do you just launch yourself out and hope you hit something?

>>171294350
you can powergame it
but do you want to powergame it?

>>171294350
>build crew monitoring computer and take it to telesci
>grab posibrain
>telesci it to somewhere on z-level 6
>see how close it is to the salvage shuttle
>keep moving it until it's in the shuttle
>telesci yourself there
>kill the spiders and claim the shuttle
>instantly have access to most of the places in space, including the clown asteroid to get dat phazon

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>>171294686

>>171294985
Hey, I didn't say that's how I do it. I have my own way of exploring that is faster that I refuse to share.

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>>171295094
>not sharing your craft with other crewmembers

>>171294350
>grab fire coat, helmet, and gas mask
>buy lots of hot cocoa
>don't bother with ghetto space suit all it does it make you slower and you'll find a red space suit outside in literally 5 minutes
>fill up extended o2 gas tank
>fill up tool belt
>launch self from disposals in incinerator
>hit vault
>explore

>>171295678
It requires bombs and has to be done in an incredibly specific way to avoid death, if I shared it too many people would blow themselves up.

>>171294534
depends, what does powergaming involve?

Are there any vaults that don't show up on the crew monitoring monitor?

can I just spray mutagen on a monkeyman since it only gives bad mutations and then reverse it so I know which blocks are good ones?

>>171297051
almost all of them do not.

>>171297113
i think you can

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>didn't get selected for prayermin
>probe still said nice things about me

>>171297113
so, how do I do it? just copy monkeyman SE into diskette, spray him with mutagen, compare what's changed and reverse it? is it that easy?

when you ahelp but admin says he cant help