/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Should i disable all my MC business and only do CEO stuff?

>>171290281
Yes, that's advisable. MC Businesses are an absolute money-sink and take forever to break even.

Is the lowest priced customizable apartment (currently 675k iirc) worth the money? Should I buy it like the impulsive buyer I am or should I save for the Turismo Classic?

>buy office
>do not buy cargo warehouse (this is a waste of money and will clutter your office with contraband)
>buy I/E warehouse somewhere in a good location (for example, Davis in the middle of the map and has good roads around it)
>save 10 standard, 10 medium and 10 top range cars
>you now only get top range cars from car sourcing mission
>keep selling extra top range cars with GTAG

>>171292053
Can you do I/E in private sessions?

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>Special vehicles have a cooldown twice as long as CEO Buzzards
>Mostly useless or gimmicks like the ramp buggy
>Their VIP Work missions have cooldowns so long that someone else can finish one mission and start another one before you can start yours, essentially locking you out of the missions unless the server is dead
>No armor
>Limited ammo

Proving once again what great geniuses they are, by "balancing" the new vehicles they've just ensured the continued absolute dominance of the Hydra/Buzzard/Insurgent meme triangle.

>>171292004
I'd advise you to save up your money for better money-making ventures, but since you're asking between the apartment and Turismo Classic, get the car.

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>>171292187
No. But you can empty a lobby for yourself and be in peace for 20-30 minutes or maybe even up to an hour before randos start joining.

>>171292053

>save 10 standard, 10 medium and 10 top range cars
>you now only get top range cars from car sourcing mission

Why 10 of each? Why not just save all the low/mid range cars and sell all the top range ones?

>>171292202
R* faggot tried to excuse it as "it's GTA, nigga." when they're just massively overpriced memecars to sell shark cards.

The only remotely fun one is the Voltic even though I hate existence with a passion, but the 3 million price tag doesn't justify it.

>>171292279
>no "Suspend process" option on Windows 7
:(

>>171292661
Did you open resource monitor or just the task manager?

>>171292379

The only one I bought and have had some fun with is the Ruiner 2000, but it still gets shit on by jets, can't do anything to Insurgents, and at the end of the day it's still a Ruiner, it's not really that fast or great handling. The fact that is has no armor with giant open windows, flips at the slightest provocation, and has limited rockets make it pretty useless. The only advantage it has is the better tracking on it's rockets, which you would think would be balanced by the fact that it takes a lot more skill to use than a jet or helicopter, but nope they had to make you drive back to your garage every few minutes.

8 rockets isn't even enough to finish most missions. Meanwhile I could alternate crates/VIP work and make fat stacks without ever leaving the same Buzzard all day.

>officer aida will never sit on your face

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A few threads ago there was an anon talking about using a macro to endlessly loop a race and basically farm a shitload of GTA$ while being AFK. How do you set that up without a macro keyboard or a modified controller?

>>171292978
>8 rockets

What? Hydra and Rhino get infinite ammo and there's not even any cooldown between getting them.

>>171293357

Ruiner 2000 gets 8 rockets and you have to go back to your garage if you want more. Even paying the insane repair costs at LSC doesn't restock them. Oh yeah, the special vehicles have insane repair costs at LSC, by the way.

>>171293324
TT days are long over friend. You're a few months too late.

>>171292805
lol, I'm such a retard, was using the task manager. Thanks anon!

>>171293868
He's not talking about that. It's a race playlist

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>internet hate machine crew
>everybody is very nice

I like you guys

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>tfw there will never again be a session with half /gtag/ all in rhinos bullying randoms while communicating with military jargon

>>171293868
You retard, macros =/= TTs. The idea is to set up a combination of automatic looping key presses to perpetually do a race while being AFK, which technically doesn't even count as cheating.

>>171293274
but she's a man.

>>171293274
>You will never sit on officer aida's face

>you will never shit in Aida's face while ara licks your balls

>Aida will never pop your zits with her ass cheeks.

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>tfw still haven't bought GTA V because pc a toaster
>tfw when I do online will be a ghost town with zero chance to make money or do anything fun

>you will never be manhandled by blater and thrown into the corner and skull fucked until your nose bleeds

>>171295178
tfw it was a ghosttown in 2015

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>Hit a small bump with my bike

>>171296573
was your bike included in the Bikers DLC? The ejection physics are intentionally fucked on those to waste our time and health in the laziest way possible.

>>171297556
It was a Bati

next dlc will be gunrunning
if anyone asks, you didn't hear it from me

>>171297614
oh, weird, I never experience launches that serious on Batis.

>>171297968
holy shit he is right
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60149/Coming-Soon-to-GTA-Online-Special-Vehicle-Races-New-Cars-Modes-More

I bet rockstar faggot was fired.

I feel really bad for the guy, I wish him the best.

>>171293324
Well right now people exploit a parachute mission - with teleport and setting the payout value to 99k - leave an auto hotkey software repeat the process and voila 6 - 8 mil / hr as long as you leave pc online

>>171293635
>repairing your shit at LSC ever
why?

>>171298982

>Some faggot scratches my shit
>$100 repair at LSC
>Faster than taking it home

Why not?

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>That brief moment where you think you can still avoid it

>>171299434
I got really spooked for a second when I read my name in the chat.
Also that sucks, anon.

>>171298982
Surely you're not that poor, in dollars or in driving.

>>171297968
>>171298074
That link looks fake as fuck, fuck off.

>>171301045
up yours nerd

>>171301114
no u

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>when your rocket boost flings you right at the guy you were gonna attack so you drop your spaghetti and flip the car but he's too stupid to notice you

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>see two newbies arguing
>one is in passive because the other killed him first
>pick the side of the passive guy and start bullying the other with a savage
>this somehow escales to a few /gtag/s bullying half the session

ogod

A jetshitter is jetshitting in your lobby. What do you do?

>>171303078
do not go on a picnic.

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that delay

>>171303078
rape him

>>171302151
that is called flirting, kaz, do not confuse with griefing.

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>>171303078
>become a counter jetshitter
>get in Hydra
>go off-radar
>sneak blow up his autistic ass
>strafe-grief him until he leaves the session

I've done this a million times and it has been effective, such a shame that the only counter to a Hydra is with an another Hydra.

>>171303015
>being surprised gtag are just thinly veiled shitters themselves and will take any excuse to start bullying strangers over the internet

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Randos are subconsciously attracted to blaters rockets

>>171303367
>>171303078
>become a counter jetshitter
>go to Zancudo base
>get a Lazer (it's superior in agility to the Hydra)
>get guaranteed kill
>just circle the guy until he tries to get another hydra
>when that happens just dive and destroy it before he can get in

I prefer this approach

>>171303703
I prefer my approach since it frustrates them quicker and doesn't allow them to use cheap methods, like calling in an Insurgent or going Off-Radar and make me lose them in the tunnels.

Now, I /do/ sometimes let them reach a Hydra, but then I swoop down and destroy it the moment they get near it. Still, not as efficient as my proposed method.

>>171303703
>be in a jet for counterjet purposes
>see guy with red mental state in passive enter the session
>get suspicious and start following him
>going for a tank
>blow it up before he can get in
>he goes off the radar (while still in passive) and heads for the next tank spawn
>when his off the radar wears off he's standing at another tank spawn, pegacucked
>leaves session

>>171303078
from a guy who sucks at jetshitting (I cant fly jets not even barely)

I always use a heavy sniper to shoosh them away or hide between buildings to frustrate them.

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I think that's the first time I've ever gotten killed collision damage

>>171303367
>>171303703
>>171303984

So the only thing you can really do against a jet is get out your own jet and then dedicate yourself to keeping them from getting another jet themselves.

Sounds awful.

>>171304808
Yep, as soon as a passive toggling jetbaby enters the session you constantly have to have someone following him until he leaves or he'll just keep getting into jets and harassing everyone. It's almost like this game has shit design

>>171305164
>almost


The jets shouldn't even be in the game.

>>171290175
>Being the leader of a full MC

Is there a better feeling?

>>171305338

They should be, but you should have to steal them from the military every time you want one and blind eye shouldn't work on the military base.

>>171305369
Not having an MC

>>171305338
They have the right to be in the game, it has been in San Andreas and people loved it.

The only bad decision here is the lack of balance that there are very weak counters to jets besides jets themselves, the Savage would've been a perfect counter if it had better armor than the eggshell it has. The missile spam really freaks the jet pilots out.

>>171305712
Blind eye doesn't really do anything anyway.

>>171305338
>>171305712
>>171305818

Pegasus was the real mistake.

>>171305818
>it has been in San Andreas
Where you could only fire rockets and not an explosive minigun

>>171305952
I think its more that hydras spawn at helipads, which are all over the place compared to airfields which there are only 3 of

>>171305915

Other than allowing you to walk freely into the military base and fly out in a shiny new jet without being shot by tanks? Yeah, nothing really.

>>171305952
Pegasus would be fine if it was limited to useless crap like dump truck or civilian planes.

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>Steal a Z-Type
>Immediately sell it
>Deliver it to the neighbor of the guy I stole it from

kek'd

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>>171304808
>>171305164
How about plan B.

>>171306089
You can just parachute on top of a jet and take it, the worst that will happen is you'll get a couple of bullet holes.

>>171307142

Usually what happens is being shot by a tank.

>>171307364
I've stolen a plane from there a bunch of times and I've never been shot by a tank before.

>>171307459
You haven't been in there long enough.

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>>171306801
>shoot jet down with BST
>lol u hacker reported

>>171306801
dude, they nerfed the heavy sniper in this update yet again. It's like they want to keep the Hydra-fags alive so they continue shitting the session.

>>171307508
Well why would I stay there if I'm only after the jet fighter?

>>171307796
It means you're fast. Tanks usually spawn for slow people or groups.

Then there's also the predator drone.

>>171307790
Lead the shots

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FUG

>>171303367
>only counter to a hydra is with another hydra
say that to my helicopter bitch

I get called LITERALLY every thirty seconds max by either lester, dom or my agent

switched servers and restarted the game, wtf is this shit

>>171308898
Pick up the call and immediately hang up. Alternatively, find out the criteria for stopping the calls.

>>171309139
doing that buys me a minute or two at best. phone notifications are already disabled.

>>171309228
If you pick up a call, you won't get that same call again until you leave online and come back.

>do setup with retarded strangers
>get killed in less than a second after both of us are spawned outside a gas station
>literally blow him the fuck up with only a glimpse of health
Is there a better feeling?

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>>171303078

>>171309539
>HEY IT'S RON FROM TPI HERE
>do a mission for him to make him shut up
>an hour later after the mission is completed
>HEY IT'S RON FROM TPI HERE

No wonder Trevor doesn't like him.

>>171310071
>retarded strangers
Hey that should be a band or something

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>>171310138
>HEY IT'S RON FROM TPI HERE
>do a mission for him to make him shut up
>hasn't called me since 2015

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>>171303078

>>171310401
>he said it was cheating because he didn't see a rocket trail on his screen

Same thing with this fag he's STILL saying he didn't see a rocket trail on his screen so it wasn't a rocket, so we compared videos, and he's still not accepting it.
https://youtu.be/H-y70Xyf1_c

>>171310571
He also thought I locked on and then used explosive ammo or some shit for some reason
At least his idiocy kept him in passive for 2 hours till he left

>>171310370
For the record at least Dom, Simeon, and Brucie don't call me anymore. It's just Ron and Martin even though I've done their missions.

Don't get me started about Pegashits or Merryweather.

>>171310401
what a terrible pilot, holy shit.

>>171310401
just made my homolauncher orange after watching this webm, neat

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posting unguided rockets desu

>>171303078

Ask jrv to quit being such an autismo aspie faggot

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>mfw I still play on PS3

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Even Rockstar is admitting that their fanbase is cancerous, the chat is disabled for a reason lmao.

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is cargobob worth for the CEO vehicle missions?

I read that the cars can randomly drop from the bob.

should i save for buzzard or cargo, or something completely diffirent? I have no chopper atm

>>171313154
Why do you have a million webms of you doing the same thing?

>>171313412
it rarely happens in empty session, it only happens if you fly near other non-organization players because of how shit GTAO is at syncing data properly.

Save for the Buzzard first, Cargobob comes later.

>>171313412
Don't buy a cargobob.

>>171313571
so its worthless for car missions?

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>>171313432
Why not?
It's not every day that I shoot down a jet with an unguided Rocket

>>171303438

Speak for yourselves PCucks

>>171313603
It's worthless always.
Cargobob is a guaranteed spawn at several locations for the little fun you can get from it.
There's no reason to buy it ever.

>>171303438
>anime autist

I would frag you on sight if I knew your nick

>>171313603

Its slow & retarded. Ignore the other anon. It will drop cars regardless of solo session or not or proximity to other players.

>>171303015
I will take any excuse to break out of I/E shit and start killing randoms

>>171290175
Is that car inspired by the F40?

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the GP1 looks like it's wearing eyeshadow

>>171313432
>not liking airshots

I mean they're basic bitch as fuck, but an airshot is an airshot

>>171314043
Everytime someone attacks me when I'm sourcing a car, I stop doing that and start killing them over and over. All I need is an excuse.

>>171314341

It looks horrible and why does it need 8 exhausts?

>>171314341
what a slut

>>171310401
>>171311947
>>171312116
These unguided rocket jet videos are reminding me of the good old days of Battlefield 3.

>>171314341
Ooh, slutty, I like it.

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I'm planning on reorganizing my CEO garages, based on their country/brand/aesthetic, so I wanna see if you guys like it.

Rate and add suggestions if you want to, but not an X80 Proto, I don't want that shit-mobile.

>Floor 1
>Level A: Performance

- Truffade Nero Custom
- Emperor ETR1
- Dewbauchee Massacro Racecar
- Vapid Dominator Racecar
- Pfister Comet Retro Custom
- Lampadati Tropos

>Level B: European

- Ocelot Penetrator
- Progen GP1
- Progen Itali GTB
- Progen T20
- Overflod Entity XF
- Truffade Nero
- Truffade Adder

>Level C: Tuners

- Karin Sultan RS
- Karin Futo
- Karin Kuruma
- Dinka Jester
- Dinka Blista Compact
- Annis Elegy Retro Custom
- Vulcan Warrener

>Floor 2
>Level A: Modern American

- Vapid FMJ
- Vapid Dominator
- Invetero Coquette
- Bravado Banshee 900R
- Bravado Buffalo S
- Bravado Gauntlet

>Level B: Classics

- Declasse Sabre Turbo
- Imponte Dukes
- Imponte Phoenix
- Declasse Tampa
- Invetero Coquette Classic
- Declasse Mamba
- Declasse Vigero

>Level C: Other

- Declasse Voodoo Custom
- Vapid Slamvan Custom
- Vapid Blade
- Imponte Nightshade
- Invetero Coquette Blackfin
- Declasse Stallion
- Albany Virgo

>Floor 3

>Level A: Grotti
- Grotti Turismo R
- Grotti Turismo Classic
- Grotti Cheetah
- Grotti Stinger
- Grotti Carbonizarre
- Grotti Bestia GTS

>Level B: German

- Pfister Comet
- Benefactor Schafter V12
- Benefactor Shwartzer
- Benefactor Schafter V12 Armored
- Obey 9F
- Obey Tailgater

>Floor C: Pegassi
- Pegassi Monroe
- Pegassi Infernus Classic
- Pegassi Infernus
- Pegassi Vacca
- Pegassi Reaper
- Pegassi Tempesta
- Pegassi Zentorno

>tfw can't wait to get turismo and infernus classic even if they're shit
come the heck on

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>>171314579
>why does it need 8 exhausts

>>171314341
My PS3 had better graphics than your shitbox lmao

>>171314341
Was it worth the 1.2m?

>>171314579
>8 cylinders
>8 exhausts
>8*8=64
>car goes 64 times faster

Having short separate pipes can help N/A and supercharged cars cars but it's probably just for "cool" points.

>>171315969
Heheh, nah. I've seen how it looks on PS3.

niggas keep leaving my sessions. is it something to do with ports?

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Cant do VIP work. Keeps saying theres already an active job, even in solo sessions. This has been going on for the last 48 hours

Wtf?

>>171315461
i recommend you delete your account

>>171292312
Because the game will always try to give you the cars you don't have. So if you have all 10 low tier cars and all 10 mid tier cars, you will only find top tier cars until you have all 12 top tier cars. Once you have all 32 available vehicles however, you'll start getting low and mid tier cars again.

Basically, have 10 of each low and mid tier cars in your garage, and sell all the top tier cars you get. When you go to source more vehicles, you'll only get top tier cars from then on.

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loving these stunt race double money weeks. Shitters on pc cant drive for shit and I win every fucking race, or atleast be on top 3

>>171319987
He was asking why hang onto the 10 top range as well, I guess if you only want to source very specific cars but that sounds kind of boring desu.

>>171313603
You'll get to and from your location slower than if you used a buzzard to get there and the car to get back home, you'll randomly drop it every now and then and take between 0-34k damage and you'll have to get a new one at a helipad every time it breaks instead of just spawning it in anywhere. Don't waste your money

>>171320808

The Cargobob should have been a CEO vehicle. You would think it would be more important for a transport company than a Buzzard.

>>171319617
I recommend you take all the penises out of your mouth

>>171321683
This game was made by the company that introduced the cargo running minigame in the same update as the new cargobob but doesn't let you pick up cargo with said cargobob

>>171315461
Plz kill yourself

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>He lowers his ride
>He doesn't use the objectively best camera view for driving

>>171322236
Dayum lookit dat Speedo ass

>>171315461

You're a pleb.

>>171315461
nobody cares

Wtf with all those kids wearing a rebreather, white face and red eyes?

What menu should I use if I want to spawn the new cars in single player?

>>171322679
The dennys menu

>>171322236
>you died

How do I run into more hackers dropping monies?

>>171312116
>no shotgun

kaz pls

>>171314826
t: underage who never played bf2

>>171325737
my mom never let me play fps as a kid.

>>171325857
>BF2

>as a kid

>>171325902
I was in the 5th grade blow me

>>171315461
>give me suggestions for something that no one else will see anyway

>>171326365
don't be mean anon, his mother counts as a person

>>171325991
hahahahahahahahhhahah

fuck off, fucking -96 kid

>>171327015
GO TO BED GRANDPA

>>171325737
but I did play it, anon, and it was shit

Can someone from session add me to friends? I want to join back: hiperhiv

>>171328412
banned

>>171307459
I've been shot by a tank
Engine has been killed by small arms fire to the point where it starts to deteriorate and finally dies after a while
Or just ganged on by NPC Lazers
I usually get one, but I have my fair share of failure trying to get one.

i want rockstar faggot to shoot thick white streaks of cum all over my face, shortly before shitting in my mouth to satisify our common scat fetish

>>171325571
While I do have the Ass Shotgun in that slot, I never use it, might as well hide it again

Reminder that GTA 4 is OBJECTIVELY superior to GTA 5

>AI doesn't attack you if you accidentally brush against you, most you'll get is a rude remark
>cops don't automatically shoot at you for standing next to them
>you can pick up things off the ground (this one actually blew my mind because i thought the brick mission was just a one-time gimmick)
>building are actually climbable
>crashes are more realistic and have more of an effect
>cops actually arrest people and put criminals in cars instead of killing them
>paramedics actual revive citizens instead of standing around the body like "oh well"
>more buildings can be entered into
>helicopters don't fall to the ground like lead
>can crouch
>ragdolls that aren't made of lead
>ragdolls have actual momentum


We already had one of the most realistic games at 2007, and it still holds up today. Since when did DUDE GRAFICS become the only measure for realism? GTA 5 doesn't even have half of these things and normalfags constantly state, "dude, like, gta 5 is the most realistic game evar".

>>171330603
back to /v/

>>171330801
no u

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>>171330603
>Cockstar will never update GTA4 to work through steam and not GFWL

>>171331210
>Rockstar updates GTA4 to work without GFWL
>It's a remaster and you have to buy it again
>Lots of content has been removed

I AM TUROK

>>171331368
>each island is dlc
>have to pay by minute to play online
>14.99 to give Niko a flat cap

Does someone have the playlist for getting AFK race money?
If one of you made an AHK script or something that'd be great too

ban all neets

>>171331368
>the simple and charming multiplayer IV has is replaced by "GTA Online 2.0"

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>>171332675
>tfw no physique like IV had

>>171332818
Holy shit, is that an actual vag seen through those transparent panties? How did they get away with that?

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WHERE IS MINE FUCKING TURISMO FROM GTA IV, COCKSTAR?

>>171332932
i don't know why they don't bother to bring over all the gtaiv cars, it's free money basically

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>>171333342
I guess some of the models are slightly outdated, for instance the Super GT looks like an absolute mess when modded into the game without any sort of facelift. Just look at how fucking blocky and jagged those front and rear fascias look.

With that said, the Turismo certainly still looks good.

>>171325902

>17 year olds are technically children
>17 in 2005
>now 2017
>you'd be 29 now

Nigger nigger nigger, whose dick is actually bigger? Mine I say, my dick is bigger than this filthy nigger.

>>171316006
No, it's a piece of junk because cockstar gave it downforce, instead of a spoiler boost.

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>>171330603
>>171331210
>>171331368
>>171332675
>>171332818
>yfw you realise GTA4 is 10 years old next year

>>171334429
17 is not child, retard

>>171336368
In most places then it is, legally

>>171338442
who cars what it is legally?

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>looks at the artwork section of the GTA steam forums
>It's koreans posting sped up gifs of shitty stunts and their waifus
>also a fuckton of softcore porn

>>171338523
true
but ESRB doesn't like under 18's playing mean shooty death blood crime games

>>171338442
You're thinking of "minors". As far as I know, "child" isn't really a legal status.

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>>171315707
>why does it need 8 exhausts

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I didn't know I could hurt this much.

>>171345591
.blater, stop listening to backstreet boys

>cars market value is $1,595,000
>selling it for 100k

What am I paying my assistant for? Did she buy her degree online?

>>171345591
i know anon
i felt the same way the moment i realized officer aida wouldn't let me lick her asshole

>>171347196
i assume that the rest is spent convincing people that this is a brand new exact copy of a car worth 1.6 million
people usually check that shit y'know

mingi mingi mingi munayo semanyen sangu~

>>171347196
That's how the black market works. Lower prices for counterfeit, stolen, or dangerous items. Why would someone pay full market price for a stolen car, when they could just pay full market price for a car that won't potentially get them arrested?

>>171349094
Sure, that's fair, but selling it at 6% of it's market price? That's fucking insane.

>>171349417
You're not selling at 6% market price, a lot of the money you're earning is being spent to make the car appear legal. Bribes, counterfeit paperwork, etc

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>>171338763
>also a fuckton of softcore porn

>>171347196
>>171349417
>>171349698
The cars are being sold for much more. The 100K per car is just your commission on that unspecified sale price - it says "CEO Commission" down in the corner.

You do the grunt work to get the vehicles, SecuroServ undercuts the retailers by selling them at a reduced price on the gray market, and they get the lion's share of the sale price while you collect the commission. It's like working in retail, or on a car lot.

anyone know were i can find that script to crash GTA? planning on doing the final heist thing a few times, and I cant find my old script on my computer.

How much money do I fucking need to not feel bad about buying stuff?

I had 30 million and bought some classic cars for my 60 car garage and now I regret it i think. After looking at them in the horrible garage lighting I realize how stupid the cars look, the wheels don't fit in the fenders, ugly under car textures, etc. I kinda like my dukes but it's mostly because how it handles. I would love the stallion but the exhaust is fucked up.

>>171353476
that's what you get for not testing out vehicles in the creator

>>171353794
I mean I like all the cars, but all together in shitty lighting they just look ridiculous and stupid.

>>171353923
I understand how you feel. All of the garages in the game are shitty for showing off cars.

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>>171353923
If you wanna show off your cars, rockstar editor is the only answer.

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>>171354438
This

>>171334290
Are you drunk or something?
SuperGT is the better rendition of Aston Martin than RapidGT, Exemplar, Massacro, Seven-70 and Specter all put together.

Also I'd prefer 'blocky" and "outdated" IV cars, that next hyper car, that's edgier than me at my teens...

>>171334290
to be fair, they could easily grab the highpoly model they used for making the normal maps for the car and then make a slightly smoother lowpoly
it wouldn't be a ton of work to bring those cars up to gtav standards

>>171355215
I think he meant blocky as in low poly.

>>171355524
I don't think he's that stupid...

ANY vehicle ported from IV to V have polycount bump.

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When is the Turismo Classic going to be released? Has anyone tested whether it will be faster than the Infernus Classic or not?

>>171356076
3 weeks or so.
They feel similar.

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Haven't played GTA O in a year and a half.

Is it worth redownloading the 65GB+ again? Grinding still the very same with the warehouse crates and shit? All new content is still a moneysink?

>>171356271
Mostly money sink.
Vehicle Warehouses are great, biker shit is humongous money sink.

DESU I only wait for Gunrunning DLC...

>>171356076
more importantly, will either of those outperform the stirling gt?

>>171356883
i kind of hope they're slightly worse so faggots wanting the fastest car will stick to it and i can have my glorious wedges without being called a tryhard

>>171356883
for sure. the stirling gt is a rally car from the 60s and the new cars are based on super cars made at least 30 years ahead of it

>>171356883
Most likely.
The "spoiler" on the Stirling GT completely ruins it in my opinion, so I don't mind.

>>171356883

I hope they're SLIGHTLY better so the class can be balanced again.

>>171356883
They fucking DESTROY Stirling GT.

What's the best platform for GTA V?

Beat controller setup for PC? Mouse keyboard when shooting and running, controller for driving and flying?

>>171358914
If you have to ask just play on a console, peasant.

>>171359276

rude

>>171358914
When they ultimately drop support for GTAV on PC and people try to make private sessions for it, it will likely be PC that is superior.
Until then, Console and PC really aren't that different outside of mods on pc.

>>171306757
Same thing happened to me.
and

>sell X-80 proto
>source time.
>same car and plate.
>okay.
>steal not far from where I dropped it off.
When you buy from a hijacker...

>>171305338
At least remove the explosive bullets, it's literally overkill

>>171303078
I follow them around in a duster, toggling passive whenever they try and shoot me down. It's quite maneuverable at low speed to evade rockets/guns, and they get quite angry after a while with this little biplane following them around everywhere

Is there any tool / something to use to tp to the marker on map that's relatively safe if only use that feature?

SC: McBrungus

PC GTAG group

itty bitty baby itty bitty beebus

>>171363750
No dumbass

>>171364389
I just found one, who's the dumbass now? It's an external trainer.

>>171364317
Blacklisted.

>>171364438
I think you are a lonely person.

>>171364683
Atleast I'm not blacklisted.

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>>171296573
hit a small bump in your fashion sense

>>171332932

>Wanting an ugly ass 360 modena

Get cancer m9er

>>171319617
I recommend you get fucked by a tranny

>search fast way to make money in online
>it's always that fucking piece of shit laazrgaming videos

>>171367625
>360
>"ugly"

Take a toaster with you the next time you're having a bath, m(5+3).

We need nore trucks

>>171367653
No one wants to hear about your fantasies

>>171368324
It's a line an NPC from the game says, shitdick. Do you hear me, shitdick?

>>171368216
Howabout a sports class truck

>>171368216
>tfw we'll never get bennys rebel with a custom option for low rider, race truck, and trophy truck

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>>171369041
>4x4 Hilux
>lowrider

REMOVE YACHTS

MORE YACHTS
I DEMAND SKY YACHTS
LAND YACHTS
SUBMARINE YACHTS
TRAIN YACHTS

>>171369820
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU DIRTY SPIC

>>171369938
SORRY PEASANT I CAN'T HEAR YOU ON LAND, I'M ON MY YACHT.

>>171369820
>>171369938
>>171370048
KYS SAMEFAG

>>171369126
picador should have beenys options

thanks for leaving me alone with spicjedi and kermitthefag, turns out they're legal

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>lost against spic shitters
>everyone left meme
>can't connect to rockstar server
>tfw rockstar saw me being so bad at this game they had to stop me from playing
I want to die.

>>171372392
>>171372418
didnt leave, just stopped killing them after the initial gangbang

>>171372457
>>abamdoned our great country
TRAITOR

>>171372616
he was just sitting on his yacht

>>171372908
they tried (and succeded) to reenter the country and ended up shitting up the gated comunity around the golf course

>>171372279
Yes, it makes more sense to turn an El Camino into a low-low than a goddamn Dodge Caravan.

Am I supposed to sell cars one at a time or sell sets of cars?

>>171373220
You'll profit faster if you sell 4 at once.

>>171373060
I'd like to think the Dodge Caravan is an End of Watch reference.

>>171292312
>Why not just save all the low/mid range cars and sell all the top range ones?

do this, it works

>>171374729
I can verify this too

dead game
dead crew
dead general

CAN THEY FUCKING UPDATE SCRIPTHOOK HOLY SHIT ITS BEEN 4DAYS AND LITERALLY NOBDOY CAN PLAY MODS.

FUCKING UPDATE IT YOU LAZY FAT SHITS. ONLINE SUCKS THERE IS NOTHING TO DO SO PEOPLE PLAY MODS AND RIGHT NOW WE ARE ALL WAITING ON 1 LAZY FAGGOT TO UPDATE IT SO FUCKING DO IT U FAT FUCK

seen an npc driving a modded comet

it wasn't a left player car

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>CAN THEY FUCKING UPDATE SCRIPTHOOK HOLY SHIT ITS BEEN 4DAYS AND LITERALLY NOBDOY CAN PLAY MODS.

>FUCKING UPDATE IT YOU LAZY FAT SHITS. ONLINE SUCKS THERE IS NOTHING TO DO SO PEOPLE PLAY MODS AND RIGHT NOW WE ARE ALL WAITING ON 1 LAZY FAGGOT TO UPDATE IT SO FUCKING DO IT U FAT FUCK

>>171292279
>>171292661
>>171292805
Just hold alt+enter for like 10 seconds, does the same thing.

>>171378731
I still think we should make a list of non-GTAG players to bully. Might liven things up a bit.

>>171378739
Latest release was on 17 march what the fuck are you talking about?

Coke business seems like it's more trouble than it's worth, should i shut it down?

>>171381278
Just buy the supplies and sell it in a safe session.

>>171381278
No, shut it down. It really is a huge waste of money and time after they nerfed the fuck out of the payout when I/E came out.

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"Excuse me!"
New CEO stuff when? I want to buy something cause i am bored already with this game

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Which car is the best to turn into a sleeper?

>inb4 argument of the definition of sleeper

>>171382653
A sleeper is a car that has high performance and an unassuming exterior. Sleeper cars are so called because their exterior looks little or no different from a standard or economy-class car. In some cases the car appears worse due to seeming neglect on the owner's part, typically referred to as "all go and no show". While appearing to be a standard or neglected car, internally they are modified to perform at higher performance levels.

>>171382653
>inb4 idiot tries to pass off his porsche as a sleeper

>>171382238
>new CEO stuff

I'm tired of this SecuroServ autism that the R* Devs got, but I'm certain the upcoming Gunrunning DLC will be even more CEO shit.

>>171382653
Tuned up civilian cars that have standard looks or very subtle body modification, basically.

I don't get the appeal, but I understand why people find the idea of having a high-powered car that looks like an average commute car amusing.

can Oven897 get an invite please

>>171385092
Pretty sure the idea is to use them for hustling in street races.

>>171385229
Street races still happen? That's such a mid-2000s thing that I haven't seen one in ages.

Anyway, yeah, I know they're also for that purpose so they don't get stopped over by cops on the way to a meet.

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Coquette Retro when?

>>171385764
>such a mid-2000s thing
But street racing has been a thing since at least the 50s

hi everyone. what is your ffavorite car

>>171382621
Guess this may be too obvious, but a Sultan is a good one.

And if that one isn't powerful enough, a Schafter V12 is awesome.

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>>171385897
>vapid post with absolutely nothing in it
>trip
>WHO SAID I WAS A SHITPOSTER

wew

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>>171386121

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>>171386498
haha no I've been here for as long as your trap ass has been shitting up generals.

I don't specifically dislike you, but the above was a shitpost.

>>171386498
He's right though. Why do you even come back to the thread when there's not an update? Every time you do it's to see if people are talking about you so you can go into a tizzy.

>>171384862
I had the feeling that Gunrunning sound like something the MCs would do. I really like MC stuff but its not worth grinding, so i want to be it CEO related. Also you can customize CEO/garage and other things and Bikers only have one shity Clubhouse you never visit.

>>171385764
Depends where you live, I haven't seen anyone meeting up specifically for races but a couple of meets I've been to have ended up that way and some of the guys I grew up with manage to wreck their cars "totally driving the limit I swear haha."

>>171386679
once again I wouldnt even be here if i wasnt mentioned last thread
I dont want to be here either

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>discover a new money glitch, posted on 7sins just a few hours ago
>basically involves modding street cars and duping them, getting about 100k for each
>not a whole lot of money but do it anyways for the Turismo savings
>halfway through filling a garage with Zions, the servers suddenly disconnects me
>re-enter the session and retry the glitch
>it was hotfixed
>mfw Rockstar hotfixed a glitch less than 2 hours after having been discovered without it having even reached YouTubers

>>171388580
Sorry for saying 'KYS' everytime you posted in the past.

>>171388723
nys

>>171388772
Well okay.

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>>171388664

Stop being a cheating fuck then

Hope you get b&

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>>171389637
>giving in into the extortion of Rockstar
Not resisting is consenting, anon.

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>>171389637
>not obtaining glitchbux at every chance

Your loss hombre

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>>171389637
Continue shilling for Jewstar and you might get a 1% discount for the Megalodon Shark Card.

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>>>/v/370922503

Rockstar FAGGOT confirms the Chiliad Mural is nothing.

That is his tripcode, right?

>>171391834
yes it is

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>>171384862
>new update with CEO/MC work releases
>join GTAG session
>"max. number of CEO's/MC's reached"

>>171391834
does his trip even match up?

>>171391834
Employee or not, he's just trying to dissuade us. We have to keep looking, digging, until something is uncovered.

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A little poll regarding Red Dead Redemption 2 Red Dead 3, Red Dead Revenge

Be sure to fill it out fellas

http://www.strawpoll.me/12556331

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>tfw the double car sale glitch doesn't work anymore

Did they fuck around with exports? Every time I do a top range export I need to go the the faggot dealer near the vineyards. They could at least give you extra money especially with jet shitters prowling the map

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>>17139251
>people unironically prefer Jet-Shitter Autism Simulator over a game with a superior story and proper gameplay dynamics

>>171385891
I know they have Corvettes from every generation except the ones I want

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Which vehicle sets should I be looking to sell? Or should I fill up the entire warehouse first?

>>171393102
>selling cars in a lobby with players
that's your own fault

>>171393327
The only two collections you should sell are Uninsurable and End of Empires, as they're the only ones to only have top-range cars. Never sell standard- and mid- range cars and never let the numbers of cars in your warehouse go above 32.

>>171393536

Thanks. Why only 32 cars in thew warehouse? Can't it hold 40?

>>171393496
whats the best way to get empty lobby?

>>171393869
There are only 32 car types available to steal, go beyond that and you'll start getting dupes and that fucks up the whole only-sell-top-range-vehicles thing unless you sell all your cars in your warehouse and start from scratch.

>>171394168
Suspend GTAV.exe in the resource monitor for 8-9 seconds while in a random session.

>>171394207
I'm pretty sure you don't have to start from scratch, you just need to sell any dupes and get back below 32 unique cars.

sorry fz0077. My dumbass non gtag friend decided to kill you even when I told him not to.

>>171394207

How do I select which range of cars to steal? It seems to give me random ones.