/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

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do spaniards have dental hygienists?

>>171029638
>>171029638
spaniard here, im not sure what a dental hygienist is
we have dentists alright

Immortals or Liquid?

>>171030764
immortals but fuck picking either, literally every time I bet against teams in a slump is the moment they break out of a losing streak

Who here making the switch to quake once it comes out?
>Muh hero abilities
There'll be a classic mode retards

>>171036495
>mfw would need to pay for quake online which was free before
literally fuck bethesda

>ESEA in shambles in NA
>go to faceit, queue solo
>one guy on the opposite team drops out after the game begins
>two guys on my team drop out after the game begins

think i'm done with this semen slurping game until esea comes back.

>>171029137
are there any Jewish pro/ex-pro players other than steel?

>>171036495
>quake meme

yeah dude see you here a week after release

rl is streaming drunk with sam. good stream

>>171036495

as much as i love arena shooters, look at how UT4 is doing. lets get real

https://twitter.com/OnFireYNk/status/841791796237733895

Are servers down for anyone else?

IS IT UPDATE TIME???

The fuck is wrong with steam. I cannot play shit and got banned from faceit for not connecting.

>inb4 hacking steam servers to crack the ia.

>>171042507
steam is up and down. not game specific

>>171041454
all he's doing is yapping about political garbage

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rush molotov
pain is momentary glory is eternal

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what crosshair do you fags use?

>normal mode: picture
>hard mode: pastebin it

this with crosshairstyle 5

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>>171046827
Right is in actual size except paint scaling sucks ass and it looks better on actual screen.

internal part is like classic static crosshair with 4 pixel hairs and 3 pixel gap
outer part shows spread but it's only 1 pixel in size

I think it's mostly here.
http://pastebin.com/6SE15tsR

>>171037159
it died and then they added a paywall to it
heh

>when you win casual 8-7 top frag and it feels like winning comp

>smurfs to the left of me
>hackers to the right
>here I am
>stuck in gold nova with youuu

>he doesn't get his strats from r/globaloffensive
Stay silver lmao

>>171054267
hackers are not that hard to deal with
just fake pushes only wallers could see and do retarded ones they don't expect
at least they get overwatched

Are DMGs just rare now or what?
I see everything from MGE to SMFC all the time except DMG.

No more >tfw stuck at DMG?????

>>171055289
Now it's stuck at MGE.

>>171045531
I would literally kill for this kind of rego.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PROVE MY SUPERIORITY OVER NOOBS IF MY BULLETS DON'T DO WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO

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>>171046827
pretty boring desu

>>171056180
you're supposed to neck yourself, steel

>>171056180
lmao just learn how the dice roll
put on dynamic crosshair if you can't hit shit and keep it if you want to learn
I posted mine above
notice my professional tap rifle technique in webm as well because crouch spray and pray is for losers

>>171055876
This actually happened to me.
I was ready to get my ass kicked at LE but it never happened.

>>171057875
The die often roll against me with 70 ping and some kind of fucked up internet connection at home, maybe 1/3rd of my bullets in a spray will ever register.
I'm the guy who spams my pictures of bullets doing fucky things.

>>171058092
LE and LEM are honestly not much better than the tricky games with MG1's. It's just MG1's but consistent and often with slightly better team work.

>>171041219
dazed is also jewish

this game makes me hate myself more than usual

>>171057185
I honestly hate steel, real shitty personality. He's like that kid who would rather turn off the console than let you win.

>>171060070
I wouldn't watch his stream, but I don't hate him as much as some pros. It's hard to get too upset about his personality, since streaming is kinda his life now. Honestly, the viewmodel thing irks me more than his bitchiness

>>171041219
Isn't Moses Jewish?

why doesn't go allow custom crosshairs

>>171060873
??

like completely custom

tf2 lets you input crosshairs same way you input sprays

>>171061008
I think he means, like, from a file.

>>171061152
>input sprays
??

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uhh, /magog/?
post ending in 6 decides

>>171059683
>steel and dazed, two jews decide to throw for money

dont feel so bad for them anymore

>>171063503
Get your LOL on 4chan.org

>>171063503
Prostrate Poker

>>171063503
Paid for with autismbux

>>171063503
Get your LOL on 4chan.org

>>171063503
Get your LOL on 4chan.org/vg/csgog

>gotards cant even roll a six

>>171063503
Megumin is my wife

>>171063503
loligagger

>>171063503
Named by 4chan

>>171063503
I like little boys

>>171063503
loli trap gf

>>171063503
puffy hairless mounds

>>171065006
>>171065046
Winners. You must now combine them into 1 name

>>171065114
loli trap gf's puffy hairless mound

>>171065274
idk if it can be that long
after this game i'll name it

>>171065359
LoliGFsHairlessMound fits

>>171065617
LoliGFsHairlessDick?

Rl is ripping apart hizi rogue team

Have you ever got in trouble for a skin name? I'm tempted to waste the $2 just to try and upset people with it but I wonder whats the consequence?

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>>171066659
nobody cares and don't be a pussy
eight decides

>>171066659
pros use guns with legit offensive shit on them live at lans and nothing happens

>>171068231
4chan.org/vg/csgog
or
Get your LOL on 4chan.org/vg/csgog
if it fits

>>171068231
Big Black Glock

>>171068787
Get your LOL on 4cha

>>171068231
African AIDS

>>171068260
For example? I believe you just curious

>>171068231
War Crimes Are Funny

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>>171070878

>>171068231
I vote for this t b h >>171071225

>Watch pro csgo player's favorite anime
>its actually kind of good and not some pleb entry level show
Wtf!

>>171071573
What anime?

>>171071625
Spriggan

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>>171070878

>>171066953
das it mane

>>171068231
missharveys dildo

>>171072381
wtf I love Gambit now

>>171076964
always been a /lifelong/ la

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when will i git gud

>>171077938
h-how? I've done 15 games and already ranked up to SEM without an issue.

>>171077938
>Being in some dumb clan

What's even the point of it? You won't be cwing and scriming with those people anyway.

>>171078102
you retard, DPRK is North Korea.

>>171078083
I got to MG once right before they changed the ranks. You're a natural pro.

>>171078201
So you're in some retarded "lol xD, we're north korean players" clan.

That's even worse.

>344win SEM calls others retarded

>>171078287
you literally don't know what the dprk is.

It's written as a clan tag, so that's what everyone assumes you are.
If they also know that DPRK stands for "Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea", they look even more stupid.

Are you even 18?

>>171078503
u stupid ass

>>171078503
God you are autistic

>>171078598
>>171078663
>I'm so edgy xD
>Lol you're autistic for not accepting my edge

>>171059432
But both AK and eagle ranks are same fucking garbage.

>>171079770
based retard

>>171079878
thats the point you tard

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please gratz

>played cs:go for the first time today
>rust just like the old days
>some 10 year old kid goes on and on in his mic about how much I suck
>I can't even figure out how to type to chat
should I just quit while I'm ahead?

>>171081643
LOL :)

fyi, csgog, now is a good time to buy skins on opskins. the wear is broken for some reason, so people aren't buying as much, and if you're willing to put in some extra work, you could probably find some better than price wears and such.

>tfw 27 inch monitor is just a little too large
Should I go for the 4:3 meme? Native res looks pretty, but I'm losing track of details.

>>171081643
its probably y

>>171083742
It's too large till you get used to it or you play too close to it, i'm playing with 27" 2k reso and all settings maxed and it's great. Making the game look shit is just matter of preference, it giving advantage is just bad meme.

If so many pros are on the gear why don't you get on the gear?

>>171086104
If pros jumped off a bridge, would you?

>bullyzoid was over a YEAR ago
TIME FLIES HOLY SHIT

>>171084876
Probably too far away desu, have to get close to tap heads

>>171055289
im at DMG

I think I'll rank up soon

>>171086865
you have to get close if your vision is shit, anon.

>>171087569
2560x1440 is hard to see peoples heads

why in the fuck would high resolution make it harder to see heads

>>171087881
Muh pixels
Just like how 4:3 makes you better

>>171084876
It gives advantage if you have older GPU or CPU.
Playing on my older PC in 1920x1200 which is my screen's native res on that machine is fucking painful.
The other could handle 1080p but if I drop to 1600x900 or below, I can up refresh rate to 75.
>>171087772
What the fuck, 1280x720 is what I mainly use and seeing heads up to any distance hitting them seems viable is just fine.

i know aspect ratio matters but why would resolution

>>171087772
>>171087881
Give yourself a month on any settings and you will get used to them. Its all the same in the end

>>>twitch vp_pasha_
>>>twitch screamy_cs
two fake streams runnin on top .. is twitch brain dead?

>>171088829
>is twitch brain dead?
Do you really have to ask?

>4:3
Buy a bigger screen, bring your screen closer to your nose, drop the resolution if you need the performance.
Just stop being that guy who just keeps staring at the guys fucking around near pit while someone steps and drops out of palace and shoots you in the face because you literally didn't see it coming due to tunnel vision.
Try 16:10 if you have to.

How are degenerates so good at this game? Always get shitlords ripping their bong on voice chat and despite this they play better than me. Shouldnt weed distract you and kill your response time?

>>171089032
>Shouldnt weed distract you and kill your response time?
It might but it doesn't necessarily, could even have the opposite effect though not very reliably. Really depends on person and what they're smoking.
"Really makes you think" but unexpected play is usually a good play. I hate how long it takes most people to realize that they don't have to run after the enemy right now or take this firefight just because they found the enemy or whatever.
I see more drunks and braindead people anyways. Still not as bad as people with anime avatars, half of them cheat, four out of five of them are incredibly retarded.

>>171089574
Drunks are annoying, unless you are the drunk with a mate or 2 in MM.

>>171088895
>pit
>palace

?

>DMG
>hey ill queue up at 5am whats the worst that can happen
>enemy team is SMFC , 2x LEM, Global

>>171090656
vodka callouts

>Team is a bunch of try hards
>Start making up my own callouts
>Abuse the fuck out of them when they dont understand
Who the fuck doesnt know what escalator and rainforest is on mirage. And dont get me started on zucchini.

Will having cheat engine open ban me?

>>171091898
no

>>171087772
It's not unless you have shit vision like i said above. Stop making excuses, retard.

>>171088115
Obviously higher frames give advantage? I didn't claim otherwise.

>>171089032
Weed does kill your response but doesn't mean it makes them slower than you are.

>>171090656
a ramp? Are you retarded or just new?

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Is Smix hot?

>>171092359
My visual acuity is great, but I have the screen all the way back because it'll get in the way of my keyboard and mouse.

I suppose you can see individual fingerprints on your hands over a meter away with the same acuity that you would if it were 10cm away, right? Wish I wasn't an eyelet

>>171093524
the hyperbole in that statement seems to imply you do have poor vision though

You should be able to see your fingerprints clearly at least 50cm away still

>>171029137
havnt played csgo in a while...
how is pro scene nowadays?
has cheating been cracked - i rmb one year ago you could get private cheats for ~20USD, still the same?

>find tradeup that's profitable using a sim site
>not profitable for me after exchange rate conversion
bottom kek

>>171092359
a ramp is pit now?

what?

>>171094426
If you can't find the connection with "pit" and ramp" you are literally retarded.

>>171093759
No it hasn't been cracked.

>>171094812
theres only one palace in the game nigger and theres no pit on mirage

>>171095334
pit is ramp

>>171095845
no ramp is ramp you fucking silver shithead

this is why you suck

fukin rekt lmao

>>171096017
I went to ge with several accounts and been playing this game since 04. If you are truly this retarded and can't accept that some people from different backgrounds use similar names(which you clearly recognize) for same spot i feel sorry for you.

anyone have info about VP hacks working for this tournament

>>171097876
Dan M's new video with Supex0

So thorin says sadokist is the best caster in esports.

Thoughts?

>>171100165
Why does dan m come out as a such a fucking retard? He has some good points but fuck nobody can take him seriously.

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http://www.hltv.org/news/20005-bntet-joins-tyloo
http://www.hltv.org/news/20006-flash-gaming-add-attacker

>>171100315
attitude

https://twitter.com/pglesports/status/842051739524177920

next major getting announced judging by all the cs people on twitter

Heroic vs hellraisers on mirage?

>>171105098
what the fuck?

>>171105473
i take it youve never used snapchat before

>>171105527
Snapchat is for normies though.

>>171106080
stick to watching chinese cartoons then

>>171097876
>VP
>hacks

https://twitter.com/ESLCS/status/842066402475446272

HERE WE GO BOIS

the odds on ss vs kinguin are so good today magog

>>171109118
nice my gf lives there rn

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Love is in the air!

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>>171109448
>ak

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>>171109734
Do not fear, citizen! Nate only temporarily got demoted because of a hacker on the enemy team! He got banned today, so the mighty fuckcub got reinstated!

>>171109448
Gz cutie!

Why is ESL so retarded? Where is the English stream for our guys?

>>171110328
youve been on this board/thread for how long and still havent figured out that its on youtube?

>>171110951
It's not, though.

either youre retarded or you didnt even bother to look. not going to help you out either

>>171111531
Oh, I see now. The stream they've labeled "RERUN: NiP vs. Heroic [Train] Map 1 - ESL Pro League Season 5 - EU Matchday 1" is the live Fnatic vs VP game. How silly of me to not understand that.

Another game ruined by OP awp

>>171111681
why even bother posting then? go be useless somewhere else -_-

p sure youre the same guy asking why there isnt an english stream in every dead thread there is. and ive already helped you out before. not going to help you again if you havent figured it out by now.

Another game ruined by OP awp

>>171112417
I looked through ESL's youtube channel before posting. I just didn't think the stream they're calling a rerun would be a live stream of the only good match tonight. And no, I've never asked about it before. I just think ESL is a dumpster fire.

>start up the stream
>sweet its a great match
>one team buys OP awp
>game ruined

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Huh, really makes you think...

the fuck is going at fnatic/vp match?

>>171113318
tfw want to start a family and have a kid but only gf I've ever had cheated on me and was a slut

why cant I find somebody who loves me

>>171113534
because you hate yourself

>>171113534
you dont eat ass thats why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHxUvNIVy1k

who copping this when it comes out? im getting 2 of each

>everyone in the pro scene has apparently already forgotten how awful PGL's involvement with cologne 2016 was

>>171113967
who care.......................

>>171113967

who care ?

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>>171113967
as long as the game observer actually catches frags and the sponsored commercial breaks don't make me want to kill myself from secondhand embarrassment like ESL's do then who cares

>>171114658
who care...........

>ESL mad as fuck that PGL cucked them
>destiny getting owned by thorin
good day to not die in my sleep

>>171115796
I'd still be ok with dying in my sleep tbqh

>>171115916
yeah but as far as things to not die in my sleep to, its a good one

I'd love to die lol

>players start going off script
>HOLY SHIT PULL THE PLUG AND PLAY THE VIDEO INSTEAD
uhm. gotards?

someone call destiny an ambulance. thorin is taking names

>>171117120
where/when was this

>>171117120
>"debate" between two autists

who care. ..

Saw your general pic and it made me nostalgic for summoners insight You fags better look after thoorin that guy is a fucking asset to any community.

T. Some one sad Rito are controlling cucks

>>171117219
now, destiny's twitch

If I want to surf should I play GO or source?

>>171117292
why are you watching destinys twitch and what happened

>>171117514
destiny started a "debate" with jontron, who got his ass handed to him because jontron is a retard and has been tweeting about it nonstop. thorin said some shit like "by your logic if you dont debate me, you're afraid" and theyre have had a continuing autism off on destiny's twitch

>>171117709
that shit is why I don't tell people I support trump it's social suicide to hold those views

csgo

>bet on the previous fnatic - vp match
>it wasn't even a serious match
I feel fucking robbed.What did i miss that hinted that this would happen?

>>171118043
Vp is trash online.
Everybody knows it

>>171118424
Well they won mirage against fnatic 16-5 so don't know about that.

>>171118515
Oh shit, you're right, I swear I thought the score said fnatic 16 and vp 5.
This matches are a coin flip, just go with your gut

>>171109383
sure hope you guys took this advice guys

sure hop you realised betting on a bo1 coinflip match wasn't wise guys

sure hope you got the ez skins guys

NIP or Kinguin?

kinguin look like utter shit now and draken is p gud

thinkin nip takes this 16-10

>>171120803
absolutely nip, kinguin are a mess. but also never bet on the overdog in a bo1 so don't bet at all. but if you do bet nip. but don't.

>>171113625
>girl looked at me weird in class yesterday when I said I dont know what booty tastes like

I've had a ton of sex I just never licked an asshole, is this the new age we live in?

>>171121514
the age of degeneracy

good luck finding a long term partner

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Would CS:GO be a better game if it looked like this?

>tfw your team accuses you of wallhacking and they kick you
Usually it's the enemy team, but these guys were a stack so... Not to mention it was the last round of the game.

GG I guess.

>>171123386
that would be cheating

-draken

WHEN??

>>171123581
thats p normal in mm.

>>171123594
But it looks so fun.... I remember doing it using some third party GPU software but it made my game crash after a while.

need your help/advice.
PC: Intel i5 6402P 2,8 Ghz; 8GB RAM, GeForce GTX 1060, Win 10 64bit.
settings of gpu, in game, starting parameters all set right i think
and still i get only 100-120 fps. on my 2nd, older pc i get ez 270fps. can any1 help me, where is the problem of such low fps ?

>>171124090
Don't use default settings and lower them? It's got something to do with your CPU.

>>171123386
How?

>>171124327
Graphical settings will generally not help when the CPU is too weak.
It should still have higher fps than that though...

>>171124090
Is the option to use multi core ticked?

>>171124327
sets are like all disabled, except medium shadows and 4x msaa
>>171124660
which option was that

>>171124806
Lower those and see what happens.

>>171124902
on it

>>171125093
generally over 200-250, sometimes drops when shooting but its fine now. thanks man i love u

i meant u >>171124902 in >>171125691

Hello Hello
Baby you called I can't hear a thing

>>171123581
>>171123726
>play another game
>teammate says im hacking
>enemy team on the fence
>kick screaming teammate
>enemy on the other team starts saying im hacking
>they then start saying my teammate is hacking because he started trying
oh my fuckinjg god, can I get ONE normal game?

>>171126891
>get a hacker premade on enemy team
>300 hours supremes in Prime
>wait 45 minutes before I queue again
>get them again on the enemy team

MM is lame as fuck

draken is so fucking bad what the fuck?

>>171127774
epsilon was a team, nip is an retard

>>171127901
is this english?

>>171127958
who care................

>>171128063
agree
>>171127958
.I. fuck

>>171127774
>>171127901
>>171127958
>>171128063
>>171128140
who care..............

shut up

@171128637 who care

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>>171128436

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tfw betting GENIUS

who care...

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What a great recruitment

>>171129187
>cut the 5th
>get an up and comer
>have him do all the shit roles while the old core get all the easy kills
>he gets bad stats
>lose because the core 4 fucking suck
>cut the 5th

z z Z . .

>>171130248
nini ^_^

>>171093382
she's our gook, for better or for worse

who /virtuspro/ here?
or better, who /fuckSKandAstralis/ ?

im /fuckanime/ !

>poles
J U S T

>>171134485
want an invite to the fuck animes clan tag group?

>>171134485
m2

>>171134695
ok show

>>171135808
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/deepdankdepression

UPDATE COMING

undetected public cheats?

>>171137316
https://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/counterstrike-global-offensive/

couple free cheats there that haven't been detected in 9+ months lol fuck this game

>>171138317
try undetected for 2 years bud

UPDATE HYPE

>>171139715
hello wickedplayer494

tfw so depressed started taking asprin just to numb myself

good thing I dont have any real narcotics

>>171136373
thx for shilling

http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2017/03/18185/
meme shit

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disappointed my dudes

Redpill me on the a1s. Why do redditors love this gun?

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>1map
>1case
>9999999999months of no operation

[CSGO]
– Released Canals, available in all game modes.
– Visually upgraded the Phoenix Terrorist player model.
– Added the Spectrum Case, featuring 17 community designs. In the Spectrum Case, the rare special item will be the second generation of knives in Chroma finishes.

[ AUDIO ]
– Improved performance when using HRTF.
– Fixed some cases where grenade sounds wouldn’t play when they should.

[ MISC ]
– Fixed teammate color problem when teammates select an invalid color.
– cl_drawhud_force_radar can have three values: -1 to force draw no radar, 0 default, 1 to force draw radar even if other HUD is disabled.
– cl_drawhud_force_deathnotices can have three values: -1 to force draw no deathnotices, 0 default, 1 to force draw deathnotices even if other HUD is disabled.
– Added option to Game Settings to set Team ID to Always On ( cl_teamid_overhead_always ). Server can disable with sv_teamid_overhead_always_prohibit.
– Added binding to Show Team Equipment ( +cl_show_team_equipment ) that will show teammates’ full Target ID, including equipment. Server can disable with sv_show_team_equipment_prohibit.
– func_rotating objects no longer freeze and spam server console after rotating 1000 times

[ MAPS ]

Nuke:
– Thinned out corner when coming into hut from lobby, making it easier to peek into A site
– Bullets now do more damage when shot through walls in hut
– Raised rollup door in Mini, making it easier to see towards rafters
– Removed three boxes on top of blue container near garage
– Reduced C4 explosion radius from 500 to 400 units (Thanks NaVi!)
– Made water outside the map deeper (Thanks hollandje!)

Cobblestone:
– Raised arch on CT side of long A

Italy:
– Fixed some boost exploits
– Railing on top of boost position near T bridge no longer blocks bullets

Cache:
– Various bug fixes


>– Reduced C4 explosion radius from 500 to 400 units (Thanks NaVi!)
>– Made water outside the map deeper (Thanks hollandje!)
lol

what are you some meme songs to use with SLAM?

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>>171141059
HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHA

ENJOY THE UPDATE CSGORETARDS

ONE YEAR SINCE LAST UPDATE NOW THIS

LMAO LMAO LMAO

ENJOY YOUR ONE HIT PISTOLS, MASSIVE RNG AND NO BAN ON LINUX FOR CHEATING

HAHHAHHAHHJHAHHJHAHHHHHHHXAXAXI

>>171141463
>ONE YEAR SINCE LAST UPDATE NOW THIS

what

>>171141334
SOMEBODY

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>look for reason to play more cs
>see theres an update incoming
>its 1 map and another shitty case with faggy skins

guess ill just keep playing runescape then

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nice another weeb skine

ak has weeb writing on it new weeb gun

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>>171142075
>>171141903
Confirmed to be /ourgun/ by /ourgirl/

>>171142075
hope my weeb scar skin will go up in price now

>>171101145
is it good or bad?

>>171141903
what does voltaic mean

ライトニング means lightning for you gaijins

> 171142175
i always wanted to know what a poison dart from and a horse crossed would create, now I know

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>>171142175

>>171142075
it says "lightning" or "raitoningu" no idea why but it's gay

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>>171142275

RUST COATS OH SHEEEEIIT

>>171142175
what a tard

Autism spectrum case?

>>171144571
curated by thorin

>>171142352

harvey n-word on suicide watch

NEW MAP

The new map is pretty sweet for casual play IMO.

Oh god it plays as T sided as Office

I'm playing on casual right now. There are 2 cheaters spinnbotting around and changing their names. When I go for the 'callvote kick USERID' method to kick them, the vote instantly changes to smething like swap teams.

Imagine you took a shit and then imported it into Hammer

>>171145654
lmfao

hiko needs to uninstall

optic would be better with a bot on easy

>>171145762
Isn't it confirmed he's leaving?

>>171145918
they didnt approve of him

>>171145918
he was never part of the team, just a stand in. but they should find a better stand in, this is awful

>>171145997
freak could have been a stand in

do idle servers actually work for case drops?

>>171146190
why would anyone be in them if they didn't anon

>>171146264
stupidity spreads faster than it heals

the new galil is actually sexy af

tfw cant log on to check out the new stuff because dont have a desktop with me

tfw havent played csgo in months

canals t sided af

Remember the time dazed bullshited for 20 minutes straight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBLVT7iRstA

>Valve finally releases a map with a nice blend of tight corners and open areas
>It's horribly balanced, unoptimized and clunky to play on
Man, they can't seem to do anything right.

>>171149960
no its not. you just suck

>>171150873
>unoptimized
what are your specs? bc i get 300+ at 1080p easy on canals

is hiko going to flush himself or is he going to join another team and ruin that one as well"?

our girl drunkcasting female cs rn lads

>>171153837
link?

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This is Phoenix breeki. Say something nice about him.

>>171153807
he'll be NiP's next new 5th in a few months after draken fails out

>>171153903
twitch/pansy

>>171154082
And i thought sober pansy was a bad caster

when is she ever sober?

>>171142352
funny cause Brazilian men probably want a girl with an ass and Harvey has a negative rump

thirsty bitch

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>>171154952
nah

>>171154540
Lol

>>171155185
you just proved my point

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>decide to play a game with friends since we haven't played in a while.
>game drops me the new case and I get excited because shit's worth some money
>mfw I realize I can't sell or trade it until April because I enabled Steam Guard yesterday

Ah fuck, the extra money would've been nice.

>redditors and gotards shit on CLG.R
>everytime i watch main streams, CLG.R are dumping on some shit main team
>CLG.R is currently 7-5 in main

what did they mean by this...?

Is there any way to bypass the TEMPORARY COOLDOWN bullshit? Had to make a new account recently cause my old one got hacked and I couldn't get it recovered so, yeah.

Canals would make an average operation map. Maybe they just want to fill the reserve defuse map pool. They still could have taken better maps from past operations for that.

Nobody is even playing it on twitch even though it has been freshly released.

i love the vision. you tryna build?

>>171156265
the team they're beating is 12-0 too, so I dunno

but when it comes time to qualify for minors and shit they struggle against literal whos

>>171156265
how many tournaments have they qualified for?

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harveyposter where are you

>>171156615
yeah almost as if competing in main is worth nothing if you can't even win it

>>171158013

it really gets the neurons firing though. how many players in the CSGO playerbase are even on a main level, let alone go above .500 in it? and how many people believe that they would wipe CLG.R off the servers if they scrimmed them? really makes ya think

>>171157989
Here. I was in highschool when i used to post. Now in college and swamped with work. should i post more?

>>171114658
I was out in public laughing to myself like an idiot thinking of this

>>171158738
Nope

>>171142352
>>171142175
this cunt is older than Taz stop posting her

>>171158175
no it doesn't. how many players even join team? there are people in match making who are 100% better than any clgr players but have no interest in playing pro/teams. adding to that, how many main teams that aren't .fe teams are given a full salary and a coach? they have both of that and can't even reach intermediate? damn.

>>171158738
>in college and swamped with work
you must be unironically retarded

>>171159470
not him but med school is like that here

>>171159516
premed isnt.

>Thought the practice thing was a meme
>Play with some randoms I met in comp
>One has to smoke a cig
>The rest queue me in DM
>Start shitting on everyone
>Go to comp game
>Get accused of cheating because I die maybe 6 times the whole game.

https://twitter.com/missharvey/status/842221507673653248

>>171159960
thanks for the heads up fammy

So I got into betting a couple of weeks ago, and only used skins, so far I won 17 bets, lost 4, and tied (didn't lose or win money) 3.

Is it worth to put some money into a virtual wallet to try and get a profit? Im a third worlder so 5 dollars is an ammount that requires a little bit of consideration.

Should I aim for a higher win loss ratio before jumping into the real thing? I'm getting tired of filling up my account with shitty skins.

pickle is our br

cl_teamid_overhead_always is :100:

>>171155185
that doesn't look anatomically correct

like her ass is concaved, are you blind?

https://twitter.com/tolkienfanatic_/status/842229071346073600
one of our guys on canals

I like Canals. It could be good with some revisions.

>– Fixed teammate color problem when teammates select an invalid color.
ha get fucked retards

>>171162779
is that the colourless one? bc i use that. if it is, ill go back to using purple

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>>171163000
Purple is awesome anyways.

>>171163000
purple is m y color to gay it up with

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>TFW going from S4 to GN1 in one day
Jesus fuck with and with-out prime is day and night good fucking god. But the brain aneurysms were worth it getting to level 21.

>you can waLK IN THE fUcKING CANAL

WHY IS IT SO SHALLOW

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>>171163820
Because it's cute.

>>171163820
this map just gets worse and worse. you can boost over all the fences too

>>171163820
WALL

What if professional csgo players played like special ops teams, sneaking around and moving in groups, slowly securing angles instead of pixel staring, standing on people game play we have now?

our girl is live

missharvey.tv

go play siege or something

>>171166328
They'd get bum rushed by shitters with tec 9s.

>>171129187
>>171129356
Yeah, they should at least cut friberg.

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>>>>>>>>>>DOPPLER BUTTERFLY KNIFE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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bowie night or ultraviolet

>>171168672
please don't post pictures of my girlfriend