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>Developer Update | Introducing Orisa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWqhXWRaMmU

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753535162

>PTR Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753516591#post-2

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

>>170721809
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Best girl.
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Jesse and Sombra.
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>>170758398
I don't like it pure and boring
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Comp would be fun if there weren't so many stubborn retards maining shit heroes
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You guys are gonna like my upcoming meme video.
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>>170758398
>>170758331
>Smugberry
No other OverGirl can match perfection.
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Hola, Anon. I had Taco Bell earlier...
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>>170758609
Widowmaker is not boring. But yes, she is very pure and will only ever love her dead husband.
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ni hao!
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I need healing!
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>>170758847
On a scale from 1 to 10, how bad does it hurt?
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>>170758756
that won't be a problem, you can handle it bonita
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*hacks your waifu*
Gib more qt Sombras or your waifu gets blackmailed.
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If anyone cares about the lore they should read this.

https://www.invenglobal.com/overwatch/articles/1239
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>>170758907
>that won't be a problem
>>170758907
>I had Taco bell earlier
disgusting
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>leave a game 1 second early
>suspended for 30 minutes
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>>170758914
How do you plan on blackmailing Orisa?
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>>170759057
>widowshipper starting waifu wars
classic
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Is there are more pure and great friendship then Winston and Tracer?

I think not.
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>>170758914
Why is Sombra's butt so fat?
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>>170758915
>I think there are two types of writers, the architects and the gardeners. The architects plan everything ahead of time, like an architect building a house. They know how many rooms are going to be in the house, what kind of roof they're going to have, where the wires are going to run, what kind of plumbing there's going to be. They have the whole thing designed and blueprinted out before they even nail the first board up. The gardeners dig a hole, drop in a seed and water it. They kind of know what seed it is, they know if planted a fantasy seed or mystery seed or whatever. But as the plant comes up and they water it, they don't know how many branches it's going to have, they find out as it grows. And I'm much more a gardener than an architect

Well that's a nice way of saying you don't have much of a plan
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>>170758331
Jamison Fawkes!
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>>170759328
So much disorder...
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>>170759456
Maybe, but I think that's fine! Things would be boring without a little disorder, though maybe I just have a soft spot for chaos!
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>>170759627
>Junkrat is 6'6"

easy to forget with what a hunched over little gremlin he is
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>win two matches
>go up 80sr

How did /owg/ do today?
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>>170758914
How would Sombra blackmail Widow?
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>>170759749
I lost an unwinnable game because my teammmates were retards and it wiped off both my previous wins I had to work for
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>>170759627
All Junkers are absolute _fun

repost the comic where Junkrat loses his leg and arm please
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>>170759971
Please no, anon, he's got so much fear and pain and it makes me so sad.
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God damn I hate Symmetra. She's an annoyance more than she is an effective character, plus she's a stuck up BITCH.
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>win 2 games by being sweaty as fuck with soldier
>lose 2 games because I go support and blizzard matchmaking expects me to play soldier and 'carry' so it pairs me with shitters.
>repeat ad infinitum

I cannot remember the last time I was 'carried'.
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>Hanamura point B
>defending the objective just fine
>Genji runs out to attack all the fuck way to point A pretty much
>dies
>repeats
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>>170760186
It still is defining for me as bonding experience between Junkrat and Roadhog. He would have died from an infection otherwise. Come on I keep asking for the comic the 2nd time already. Cannot find it.
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>>170760249
every genjii player in a nutshell
genji main = scout main = infinit cancer
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>>170760284
>bonding
It's supposed to be a shipping comic, if that's what you meant.

I know there's an anon who posts it here sometimes, but I'm not sure where they're at or if they have a pattern or anything.
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>>170760239
>main supports
>lose
>pick soldier for 1 game
>win easily with 4 gold medals

I thought this whole "you must carry with dps" thing was a meme
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>>170759749
>go on a winstreak
>i lose all the points with 1 loss

its all the same every time
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I want to lick her blueberry pie.
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>>170760463
>it's meant to be a [bad word] comic
Oh god no please still want to re-read,
in the worst case I ingore the text
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>>170760234
>hating the autistic woman of organized beams
Why do you struggle?
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>>170760625
I'm sorry, anon, but I don't have it. In all fairness, it's not something people usually know unless they know the background. The comic is a scene from a Roadrat fanfic according to the OP, thats why the last couple of panels are supposed to be so intimate.
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>>170760479
>mfw i've been doing this my entire life
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How do I git gud with Lucio? Should I hold or toggle spacebar to crossfade?
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>>170760739
And another thing, I absolutely despise her god damn voice.
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Tracer's official occupation is "adventurer" that's not a real job.

The apartment she lives in is said to be Emily's apartment.

Tracer is a poor NEET.
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>>170760872
It cannot be helped, but have this art for your efforts :)
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>>170761173
That gave me a nice laugh. Thanks, anon!
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>>170760972
What does she do to pay Emily back?
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>>170760972
Fuck you, I am an adventurer, too.
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>ana puts me to sleep
>hear symmetra's footsteps getting closer
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>overtime
>enemy mei throws down blizzard
>get frozen
>symmetra's footsteps getting closer
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>"The enemy has a teleporter!"

>POTG: symmetra
>it's me walking into the microwave with our dva in tow
>both die
>she comes to clean up
>successfully chases our tracer into a corner
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>>170760474
I wish I could actually play support well, that's why I pick it. Too bad I fucking suck and just am not good enough to play it in competitive ;-;
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McCree is the most fun hero in the game by far.

And the most manly.
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>>170759971
http://miyku.tumblr.com/post/153468180087
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>>170761586
How the fuck does a Tracer get cornered by Symmetra?
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>>170762206
>haha hey guys let's talk about ECELEBS!

>>>/v/
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>>170761918
Thanks familiar
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>>170761763
How can you suck at support?
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>the 4 stack you queue into vs their 4 man you queue into

this is like 90% of the reason I hate QP
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Say you're solo-queue Support/Off-tank. What do you do if your team is getting fucked by a Widow with GM aim? How do you keep your team alive without resorting to just murdering the Widow yourself?

I kind of wish that Widow's headshot modifier was reduced so a shield generator could protect against a single headshot. They'd still die due to the follow-up love tap, but at least I could do something for them.
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>>170762249
>This general is only for talking about things I want to talk about
>Even if I am absolutely not required to partake in the discussion which still falls under the general topic
How's middle school going for you bud?
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>>170762625
>E-celeb shitter accuses others of being underage
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>>170761586
t. herald of Galactus
Outbeamed.
>lost to someone who only has a beam and slow projectile
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>>170762774
>Guy posting epic twitch memes and trying to moderate discussion accuses others of being underage
Pottery in motion
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>>170762206
I haven't seen him play shooters before, but judging by his utter lack of combat awareness he'd be lucky to break 1000.
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When will they have an Australia map? Could be pretty neat.
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I keep forgetting not to play this game on the weekends.
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>>170763035
I think it'll have to wait until the state of the Outback comes up in the story - which I'm almost absolutely sure it will, because who writes an irradiated hellscape full of Mad Max motor gangs and doesn't actually do anything with it? It might be a while, though, considering the subplots we've seen so far.
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Are there people that literally own both console AND PC versions of Overwatch?

Why!?
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>>170758398
nope
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>>170763325
Idiots like my friend who bought console first and realized their mistake
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>>170763287
When has story had a part in the maps appearing? We got Eichenwalde, Eco point Antarctica and Oasis without any story attached.
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>>170763287
>It's a KotH map and one of the points is basically the Thunderdome

take all my money
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>>170763035
The guys in charge of maps said they wanted to do it but it would have to be better than any map they've done before to do it justice.
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>>170763695
I'm just thinking it'll have more of an impact if it's brought in while Australia is the hot topic, like Eichenwalde after the Last Bastion. I guess that is the only precedent for a story-related map, though, so you have me there.
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>widow instapicker gets their dick sucked by a 14 year old retard on the team
>refuses to ever switch off
>lose game because a kill every 20 seconds is not good enough to win a game

How do you convince people like this they're not doing enough
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>>170763695
Eichenwalde was attacked by omnics in a battle where Reinhardt's master died, ecopoint is probably where Mei was stationed and idk much about oasis, doesn't Ana say something about it? Or was it Reaper?
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>mfw people who use the word 'tryhard' to justify their own underperformance
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>Go to Youtube videos of "best Overwatch console plays"
>Comments are all "why do PC players treat console players so badly? they're just mad they couldn't get these plays on PC!"
Console was a mistake.
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>>170764190
Reaper mentions wanting to meet an "old friend" there, so it might be featured in a comic or short later.
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>>170764259
What?
What kind of play wouldn't you be able to make with keyboard and mouse, but with a controller?
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>>170763604
Dumb brownposter. Pharah might be acceptable if she wasn't the spawn of a cyclops. And had a personality.
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>"Soldier shoot the Pharah"
>Pharah is out of range with a mercy pocketing her
I want out of this hell
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>>170764549
>widowshipper continuing to start another waifu war
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>>170764652
Hey now. I'm not the same widowposter as before. The Pharahposter started this one.
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>>170759749
I won my first game in GM. P cool
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>>170764785
Okay, because I like all OW girls
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>>170764573
>swap to Widow to ground that Egyptian fly and her Swiss gf
>kill them easily
>team still tilts
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>>170760239
If you're good at soldier just play ana dude. She can carry hard, she's one of the easiest to carry with because she can finish targets easily and burst heal the shit out of people people.
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>>170764842
Good stuff
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>>170764284
Is that line even live? I know it was datamined but I have never heard it trigger. If it's not live then it means that they don't want us to hear it.
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>>170764857
That is the correct way. All Overwatch girls are pretty great widow is just the one I post about

Mei is the only girl who isn't great.
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>>170764963
More like
>team tilts even harder because you switched to Widow even though you're picking them off successfully
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>>170765060
>Mei is the only girl who isn't great.
...widowfan inciting another shitty waifu drama

I'm out of here
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>>170765060
absolute shit taste my friend
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>>170765158
But it's true!

I like all overwatch girls and I like Widow the most but I despise mei.
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>>170765295
>can't kill Mei fast enough before she icicles you
>shit hero baww
pretty much what I read out of this
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What ever happened to the valentine's lines? I remember there was heaps of shit about genji/mercy but I've never heard the line in game.
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>>170765416
They never went live. The datamined lines adjacent to them did however. Which means we were never supposed to hear them.
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>take almost a weak off from playing
>first game theres a symm troll on my team
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>>170765367
No not her gameplay. I usually play her in 3v3. I just fail to see how anyone can like her character. It's bland, unattractive and seems to consist of mainly shitty ice puns. What is she even doing in the lore?
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>>170758609
amen, need a girl who can party
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>>170765295
I am so obsessed with the bleu that I'm neutral to the other girls.
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>>170764284
Source? Those lines are not on the wiki.
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>>170765653
would you love her no matter what?
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>>170765595
Mei is fucking adorable, she also has a nice ass.
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>>170765595
You will feel different when her comic is released. It really touched me and Blizz improved the art style so much when the changed their artists.
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>be the only person in the game who actively snipes Mercy
>assassinate Mercy under her own team and make it out alive
>get cart within seconds of closing
>one asshole after another trying to pile on to block
>kill the last one stalling
>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT
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>>170765491
That's hilarious. I remember people laughing at pharmercy shippers here because of those lines but now those anons were the ones who got BTFO
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>>170765653
You should like the other girls. They are unique and have personality.

variety is nice. Of course bleu will always be supreme.
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Post cute.
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>>170765914
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>>170765798
ya she's 10/10
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@170765994
haha epic
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>>170765914
If tracer had to choose between saving Winston or saving emily who would she choose?
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>>170765914
cutest!
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>>170765834
Not really, we know Chu is shipping it and the fact that he made the voice actors record not one interaction but two means that he is pushing it hard. Before the pharmercy shippers lost their shit we were pretty pissed at Chu self inserting (the mercy waifufags still have not forgiven him).

This is the first thing he did after Metzen left, I see it as a sign of things to come.
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We need to interrupt the disgusting turn this thread has taken with best canon.

Embrace it and see the light. You know in your heart its true. Go ahead, ask me how.
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>potg is symmetra getting triple 10hp pick offs
every game
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>>170766090
neither, she'd choose widow
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>>170766090
Not this shit again.
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>>170766189
Let's post some actual canon relationships.
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Who /hog/ here?
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>>170765963
The best things in life come in small packages!
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>Spectate our D.Va killing Roadhog
>"I still love you."
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>>170765994
It gets so boring by the time (You) realize that I md5 filter your images already. Took me just a click the last few threads ago, meanwhile you sit there in your piss bottle filled room thinking anyone cares about you dumping these here. Go on, your life time.
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>>170766090
>>170766307
>>170766431
I'm happy tracer was made gay. But please tell me, do you guys think we will ever see her again? She has zero character right now and is incredibly unimportant to the lore. I do want to see her again, but I don't think it will happen.
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>>170765783
>not loving the bleu in any form
Do you even /bleu/?
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post comics
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>>170766401
Small. Packages.
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>>170766662
Blizzard seem really lazy. The fact that they haven't added a single voice line, or even spray, that references Emily is kind of shocking. It wouldn't even be difficult. You could just have Tracer say "Emily would love it here!" on Nepal
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>>170766401
big packages are good too!
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So is there an estimate on when Orisa goes live on the main client?
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>>170766746
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>>170760479
>1488800671611.jpg

My water bill is massive
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>>170766662
They showed Bridgette in spray last event so I 'd imagine at least Emily will at least show up in a Tracer spray in the future
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>>170766879
21st or 28th. They said she'd be on the PTR longer than usual.
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Paladins has spoiled me. I want a poison wielding hero.
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>>170766879
No, not right now. Maybe next week? The big if is that they have not given any indication wether or not she will go live or not. Ana took 1 week while Sombra took 2 weeks, so its not unlikely its next week, but this is blizzard, so we don't know.
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>>170759269
There's a reason people don't just pull up to a vacant lot with a bunch of wood and shit and try to build a house you stupid chink
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>>170766828
Meanwhile Gérard is mentioned by Ana

feels good to be lore relevant
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>>170767028
>Playing Paladins

I shiggy diggy.
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>Unleash all my 200 charge of Winston's gun to try and kill a TP
>It didn't die
What did Blizzard mean by this?
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>>170767352
How does that feel good? Ana's line is so cruel. She should leave Widow alone
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Funny story time, lads. Post some of your QP shenanigans

>El Dorado on attack, against a 5 stack
>Match is going well, a bit of a struggle
>Enemy hanzo ignores me blasting their teleporter
>Playfully mention in open chat their hanzo ignored a loud character fucking their shit up
>Rage ensures
>They try to play it cool, says they're winning
>End up stomping with
>Play of the game
>REAPER
>"Oh it's just a game." "Play comp if you're like this."
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>>170767038
Sombra took one week goddammit
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>>170767392
>What did Blizzard mean by this?
Reload.
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>>170767429
Ana is just salty because Widow took her eye
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>playing rein
>ana keeps supercharging me

fucking stop
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>>170766828
>>170766937
I thought they would add something for valentines day. That seems the most logical.
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>>170765816
They change their artists for almost every comic. The best so far has been Nesskain. What makes you think we will get a Mei comic instead of Cinematic? We just got a comic so its unlikely we will get one soon.
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>>170767605
>he cannot use the hammer to get kills
stop playing rein forever please
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>>170767796
Not him, but unless the Rein has a bunch of people right in front of him and no need to shield his team, other characters are a better option.
In other words, if Rein gets the entire enemy team in an earthshatter, then fuck yeah juice him up. Otherwise, give it to the Soldier or something when he ults.
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the next cinematic will be Efi
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>>170767378
Nearly threw my mouse at my monitor during placements because of retarded team and decided to play something new.

It's garbage but Mal'Damba and Tyra are fun.
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A small fan theory has emerged. Someone noted that the twitter preview for McCree was an article about Vigilante justice by a Joel Morricone. Morricone is a famous composer for western movies, something that Jesse would know, and McCree mentions in his interaction with Sombra that his name is not Joel.

The theory is that McCree guest blogs his own adventures to make cash on the side and give vigilante justice a better reputation (himself). Thoughts?
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>>170768351
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Symmetra is unironically the scariest hero in the game.
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>>170766746
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>>170764549
>had a personality
as if Widow does
le redemption arc, mo hon hon
yeah, right
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>>170766746
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>>170760914
change the voice language to japanese or korean
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>>170767605
Stop playing Rein forever.
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>>170768818
Widowmaker has a personality. She is suppose to be a deadly remorseless killer but that's just a facade forced upon her. Deep down she is still Amélie Lacroix a common french housewife.
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Symmetra is unironically the scariest hero in the game.
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>>170769086
>>170767796
hivemind
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>>170766307
I gotchu pham
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>>170769228
>Deep down she is still Amélie Lacroix a common french housewife.
she is bitch who deep down is a house wife (who may or may not have been a bitch as well, we don't know)

I'll take Pharah any day as she actually shows more emotion that the french corpse:
she shows enthusiasm when talking about her job, admiration when talking to mcree or rein, pride when talking to torb, love and care when talking to ana and more
she also seems to have a lot of fun with the other lines she has
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> it's the middle of march 2017
> people STILL don't know how to deal with Symmetra
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What're the odds they'll eventually add in split-screen for consoles?
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god ctf is such a shit gamemode

*picks bastion and sits in a corner all game*

everyone fucking turtles and never pushes

*picks torbjorn and sits around the corner from the flag all game*
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>>170769905
Zero, probably
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>>170769905
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did the servers die? been in arcade queue for 4 minutes
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>>170769970
That's what they want man, 24/7 2fort lives on
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>>170769994
>>170770001
Oh well.
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sporty or t.racer?
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At what point can you start calling yourself a God with your chosen main? Top 500? Top 100? 90% accuracy? 10:1 win ratio?

Because according to this loudmouthed guy I know, apparently you just have to get into Platinum

(Of course, his main is Pharah)
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>>170769585
Respectfully, I disagree.
Widowmaker also shows emotion.

When sighing out her husbands name while waiting for the match to start.
Or when angrily lashing out at Ana when she says Gerard was a fool to love her.
She shows elation after getting kills and whatever Talon did to her kicks in.

Her emotions are not always positive like Pharah's are but that doesn't make them worse then Pharah's.

Blizzard really has done a phenomenal job with voice acting and character design for all the characters in overwatch. With barely any content about them you can still tell how each character has a unique and great personality.
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>>170770093
all thats left now is for custom map tools

then we can truly have 24/7 2fort
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Been trying to pick up Zenyatta off and on for almost six hours now. What's an omnic gotta do to get over a 50% win rate? Tips appreciated.
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>>170771308
It takes more than 6 hours to get a handle on zenyatta's projectiles. Just play more.
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>go main in QP
>start winning 75%
>teammates SR even lower than before
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>really wanna get into using sombra in comp
>end up playing rein or lucio instead
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>>170770254
she's peeing on his grave with her 12 inch futa cock
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>>170771308
Aim practice pretty much. If you aren't hitting anything you're basically just a worse mercy aside from discord
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>>170758562
Will we ever get to know Sombra's real name?
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>>170771742
best skin
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>>170771742
Considering that Hackachu is in charge, probably no.
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>>170771456
>QP
>teammate ranges from high silver to low diamond
>lose one match albeit having great stats
>teammate ranges now from bronze to high gold
>enemies are low plat to low diamond
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>>170771456
>play whatever in qp
>still matched with people that are 4k+ when i'm mid-diamond

Not all that fun
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>>170771831
:3
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>>170770001
>split screen is really really hard
>really really

nintendo did it back in the 80s

blizzard confirmed autistic millennial cucks
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>you will never satisfy your girl the way an omnic can
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Just came back after a month.

Why does lucio suck at comp? I thought he was supposed to be good at pushing and dodging shit. Circling a wall only gets me shot dead now.
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>>170771865
>Solo Queue in comp
>Ten of us are Gold, the other two are Silver
>Our team is mostly 1 and 2 stars
>Enemy team is a six stack all with 4 and 5 stars

I don't think this is supposed to happen.
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>>170772109
At least omniggers can't impregnate humans and cause racemixing
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>>170772198
same reason you can't play reaper anymore
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I see teammates every now and then just so unaware of their surroundings it blows me away. I literally just played a game where our mercy died 10+ times to a bastion and reaper who just walked up to her and it's like she's deaf. What is with this?
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>>170772198
He's only good at pushing if you're speed boosting the team as you all push. Unless you're masterful at jumping around and wallriding, you'll die on your own quick.
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This is from Chu's panel at gdc.

I think we ahve our female omnic.
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I got to 2967 SR and now Im at 2820 after a streak of leavers and ragers who dont do teamwork and permahanzos and full teams of micless triple deeps retards and shit like that. does this ever stop? how to people like that even get to this rank? do duos alleviate this problem?
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>>170771308
His orbs have a ridiculously forgiving headshot hitbox, and his headshots deal 120 damage if you have discord on the target. Go for headshots.
Zen melts people if your aim is good enough. He two shots everyone outside of Mei, Reaper and the tanks. Even then, Roadhog dies in 5 shots.
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If you gave me a button and told me if I pushed it, every retarded plat and diamond nigger that ruins my master games would die of a heart attack instantly and nobody would know it was me, I would push it before you could even finish the sentence.
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>play amazing match on support
>+20
>play terrible match on support because dps can't hit anything and never takes high ground
>-35
Fuck this, why would I even bother healing
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>>170772468
We literally already have a female omnic
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>>170772310

People are retarded, this is why elo hell exists.
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>>170772468
Just saying, that image has been around for quite a while.
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>>170772542
but then how would you know what it does?
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>>170772542
>masters
>getting matched with low diamond and plat
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>>170772490
Play with people you trust. Any idiot can get carried to a respectable rank and any good player can have a shit streak down to Bronze. Happened to me last season when I solo queued and got met with leavers, throwers, ragers, single digit killers, and a Mei who thought my Roadhog pick was bad..
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>>170772468
That panel plays in the Recall short. Nothing new.
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Is McCree good? I feel like he's super mediocre even when played decently.
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>>170772542
have you seen death note?

it doesn't end well for you
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>>170772805
He's situational. The only time you ever lock mcree is if your soldier and zen aren't enough for a pharah.
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>>170772805
He's good against Genji and Tracer. Soldier is a better pick otherwise. He either needs to be able to counter more heroes in the future or get a buff.
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>>170772568
>33 elims
>4 deaths
>11 solo kills
>As Lucio
>Gold healing despite spending over two thirds of the match in green means go
>39 sound barriers provided
>10k damage
>+21 SR
The only good thing about healing is that I don't have to spend the entire match Pharah hunting or dancing with the enemy Rein to try and bait shit.
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I hate russians so fucking much, they should have their own containment server
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>>170772583
How can people not hear the fucking giant footsteps from all these characters. I still check for enemies even if it's my teammates footsteps. How can someone be so sure they are secure at all times? Is it because we don't have a literal disguising instakiller that people think this game is just safe and dandy?
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>military
>highly skilled
>sniper
>relative of another major in-game character
>named anna

Hmmm
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>>170772805
McCree has fake recoil and he can shoot faster than the recovery time.

If you can land >30% headshots he's good. If you can't then you may as well play JunkRat
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>>170772805
If your able to hit headshots, where people can't tell if you're aimbotting then you should always play McCree. Otherwise his pitiful Hp paired up with his lack of movement abilities makes him the worst offense hero in the game. If you want to play him alot because you're crazy practice hitting headshots with widowmaker, then when you get really good at her McCree will just be a different type of headshot hitting.
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What was your worst match ever?

>gold objective time
>ten seconds
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>>170773324
who dat qt
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>>170773515
>he hasn't played the metro games
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Any new changes on the PTR today?
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>play support
>DPS and tanks are shit
>play DPS
>either nobody is willing to heal or some guy with 10 minutes on Ana reluctantly switches
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>>170773676
bug fixes.
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>>170773436
>join game at 1:00 left
>Choose Roadhog
>Team Loses
>End match with 5 gold medals
>1 kill, 1,000+ damage, 900 healing, 1 objective kill, and like 30 seconds of objective time.
Worst matches I've fully been in where the enemy team is coordinated so regardless my golds I cannot carry the uncoordinated team.
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>>170773436
>any game playing dps
>healer never looks away from the tank for even a second, stray fire whittles me out of the fight and I die
>lol this dps sucks
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Some Widow and Pharah femdom
https://pharah-best-girl.tumblr.com/post/158294436265/youre-in-my-house
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>>170774201
Jesus
>>
>In gold
>notice teams start to get 1-2 silver players
>whatever team has the most silvers loses

What is going on here?
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>>170762527
i thought that was a pick fo winston putting his fist into his mouth. And I kind of wish it was.
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>>170771456
I don't mess with comp because I'm stuck with potato internet right now and it makes it hard to play above serviceable, but I wasn't aware QP actually impacted anything in terms of matchmaking beyond relative profile level.
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>>170774413
You're losing SR
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>>170774281
>The mouth of the cyborg Pharah skins glow when using this highlight intro
Neat
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>>170759908
i want sombra to M I N D H A C C â„¢ widow
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>enemy team has 30 seconds left on Hollywood
>our Reinhardt goes up the stairs
>"Watch this"
>jumps off and charges
>pins and kills their Reinhardt
>earth shatters their entire team
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>>170774519
Definitely interesting looking
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>>170773436
gold objective time: 0:00

as fucking Reinhardt

it was on Hanamura. My team was so fucking bad that i was only able to get onto the point for less than 1 second. And that was a last ditch charge from the gate.
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Is Genji good enough to solo carry now that Ana is nerfed?
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>>170773786
I know that feel.
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>>170774776
no because they reverted the grenade nerfs
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>>170773890
Is there a worse feeling than getting gold healing as Roadhog?
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>>170773436
>Backfilled into a losing match on Defense
>Touch the payload for 3 seconds and get mowed down by the entire enemy team
>Gold Objective time
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>>170774938
I like it because it boosts comp SR when I win The only worse feeling is playing a hero you never play and having 3+ golds in an un-winable game
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>People start screaming over their mics when I pick Torb on attack in ranked
>MFW

Why do people have to freak out so badly over who I pick? Who the fuck cares if I play Torb on attack?
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>>170775237
>who the fuck cares about winning in ranked
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>>170773324
>cold sniper
>dead spouse
>Wears impractical armor that shows off skin
>Distinctive red headgear
>was forced to kill spouse

Really mashes my mangos.

also one quote of his is talking about how you can't hesitate while sniping which was the entire point of Ana's comic.
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>>170775237
Forcing 5 people to play around you is very selfish. Just play qp if you want to mess around on torb.
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>>170775237
because defense heroes excel on defense. All defense heroes (excluding mei) in theory counter the same hero that's on offense because offense moves in while defense is already positioned. Hence why a bastion already in place will kill the bastion trying to set up, torbjorn will destroy the offense torb's turret because his is already set up. This rule applies to most scenarios with only a few where defense heroes on offense can succeed: attack widowmaker vs defense hanzo, attack bastion vs torbjorn turret, etc..
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Sombra is actually alright on competitive but only if there's a really good one
QP Sombras are always shit
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>>170775237
Ranked is a mode specifically made for people who want to play more seriously and win
Fuck around in quick play if you want to do memestrats like that, don't force five people's SR down because you don't care about your own
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>win 3 games
>get 50 SR
>lose 1 game
>lose 60 SR
Why do I even bother?
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>>170775310
>>170775715
>>170775586
>>170775927

I play Torb on attack and win all the time on ranked, sounds to me like you guys just encounter Torbs that suck.
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WHY CANT I BUY ICONS FROM CURRENCY BLIZZARD REEEEEEEEEE
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How high rank do I have to be before people understand how ult-stacking works?
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>>170775987
post your winrate then
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>>170776095
literally Masters
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>>170776095
any rank if you communicate with your team effectively
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>>170768995
e x q u i s i t e
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>>170773654
>they fuck once and she gets pregnant

she must have been craving for dick
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>>170775965
Bullshit unless you are literally 4k on a 4k average team going against 3.8k average ones
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>>170771742
her real name is taco
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>>170775987
Torbjorn is my second most played character but it feels like too much of a hassle to play him on offense.
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>>170776318
I dropped from 3.5k to 2.8k because i'm literally the only person on my team who ever tries to kill the enemy bastion with a pocket mercy
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>>170769264
as a person who plays her pretty frequently
just call a teammate thats dps
she is fucked if 2 people battle her at the same time
>>
did everyone suddenly become worse at this game? doing my placements and this time around my teammates are fucking idiots.
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>>170771831

That's not the christmas one
>>
Won about 6 or 7 comp games in a row tonight, one draw, no losses.

Feels great. Finally clawing my way out of elo hell.
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>>170776535
It's the weekend and also late in the U.S., shouldn't expect anything different
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>>170776491
Same here
3.2k and falling, still playing in the hopes that I'll climb back up any match now
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>it's a duplicate skin and spray tag for a character you never use loot box

I hate how I'm addicted to these shits.
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>>170776667
Good to hear
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>>170776361
well she was probably passed around by the rangers more than Mercy in Overwatch
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>be diamond playing at dead hours
>get matched with a bunch of masters vs a team of 5 masters and a gm
>we actually win somehow
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>>170776956
i doubt it

daddy probably kept her for himself
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>>170775987

Torb is scum, stop playing as him. He needs removing from the game.

He is anti-play.

I dont get how people enjoy playing as him.

>deploy turret
>stand behind it hammering all game
>if it gets destroyed run into hiding
>wait for coast to be clear and deploy again
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>>170776491
yeah well at least you're not getting stuck with people that think "oh let's just copy their comp on this point because that's what worked on us"
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>>170777147
you would absolutely despise Engineer in TF2, Torb is a fast-paced attack hero compared to him
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>>170777026
I can work with that
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>2 friends and we play perfectly together
>we get 100 away from each other and matchmaking breaks
They really need to fucking fix queuing with a team, being even 50 SR away from each other destroys the fucking system.
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>>170777147
do you know that torbjorn has a gun and using that works better at defending you turret than hammering it constantly.
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>be me
>pick hero I'm good at
>get 4 golds
>lose

>pick hero I'm shit at
>get one bronze and nothing else
>win

Explain this doturds
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Post what you are listening to while you grind the ranks
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>>170777479
>Meanwhile I keep getting teamed up with 2500 plats duoing with their 2000 gold retarded friend that only plays Junkrat.
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>>170777891
That's also a massive fucking problem, people playing with the most autistic people possible that are also at least a rank below them, means you lose a good 50 SR, which could make those 3 games you won meaningless.
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>>170777147
>Not putting your turret in the most asshole place and then running around shooting people in the dick like the faggot dwarf you are
You're playing Torb wrong.
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Just saw this for the first time. Didn't even know that was a card.
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Wonder why they weren't fighting at the Halloween Party.
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>>170777236
engineer in tf2 is balanced and can be countered by any class pretty easily

torbs turret needs it's max range reduced to like 15m
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>>170777685
>>170778124

I dont play Torb, I am talking about how I always see others play him.

I am sure theres some who play him well but the majority do this and it's annoying as fuck.
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>game tied 2-2
>nepal
>it's 99 to 95 with us leading but the enemy holding the point
>me and my team trying to get into the point
>I kill the enemy roadhog
>I kill the enemy mercy
>it's 6v4
>i run in and dance around their team but die
>look at my teammates who haven't left an inch behind one of the archways
>lose because nobody even attempted to move on the point despite having a 6v4 lead in the last 20 seconds

i am this close to killing someone
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>>170759706
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>>170778126
how did you get a blank name after the latest patch?
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>>170778395
>torb needs a nerf
no.
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>able to climb due to stupidly high SR boost for the first 40 games
>system must think I'm too good for my 11 game winstreak
>puts me with the shittiest possible teammates who are flat out throwing matches and not coordnating at all
>lose 3 games in a row
>win 3, only gaining 21 SR a game
>tfw I'm either paired with people who are actually trying or trolls/tilted fuckers who drag everyone down with them
>tfw a single loss will drop me a good 60 SR, even if I've been on a 3-4 game streak prior
>forever stuck in the 2600s

Why? Why blizzard? These aren't even matches where it's a good game on both sides and we're almost equally matched. It's either a complete stomp for us or for them. It doesn't feel like this is the level I belong at, but where the game is forcing me to stay.
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>>170778479
People are just super lazy, what you're seeing are the same people who bot in WoW.
Torb has one super simple rule to doing well: you can't save your turret, so don't even try. If it lives through a fight, either fix it up or move it. If it dies, put it up somewhere else. Never put it up in the same place twice.
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>>170778362
Probably cause Ana woulda bitched them both out for fighting at a party.

Now the real question you should ask is where was gerard during the party?
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>>170759908
she didn't. Widow doesn't care. She literally does whatever Talon tells her to
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>>170778745
Widow was also not there.
And Genji, and Winston.

Tracer too.
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>>170778542
Why do people do this. It seems to be a universal experience. Why the timidity? Some people say "Talk to your team", but that doesn't hold water with me. It doesn't take great communication for people to understand that the objective is to capture the point, and that they're on the brink of victory
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>>170766662
we will, once Talon inevitably kidnaps and murders her as a cheap and unimaginative way for Tracer's character development. Maybe Reaper will even stick that useless literally who in the fridge. That would be funny
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>repeatedly shit on a Pharah in QP as Genji
>check their career profile
>1500 SR above me
>Genji main
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>>170767352
>>170766828
that's cause her only reason of existing is to show how progressive and inclusive Blizzard is. That and being murdered eventually.
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>>170778850
A lot of players don't want to die and have to respawn, so they're really timid about engaging enemies. Or they've given up on trying to win, I've had that happen many times where we're doing awesome and the enemy team managed to make a big powerful push that got us off the point/payload and then everything just collapses to shit because my team gave up on trying to retake/stop it.
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>>170778850

Lots of people on this game are incredibly cowardly. I am not really sure why, it's like people dont understand the game or have some weird fear of dying.

I play Sombra and die all the time behind enemy lines after hacking a Bastion/Reign and maybe getting a kill or two or an EMP. It pisses me off so much if the team doesnt follow up.

Hoping this changes at higher competitive levels.
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>>170778542
>>170778850
I've had 2-3 people at a time chase me in the backlines as Tracer including the only Offense heroes on the enemy team on a map like Eichenwalde, and when I die 30 seconds later my team still hasn't pushed through that one chokepoint. It's ridiculous.

Then of course on defense the next round, I go symm and my team entire team dies on the very first push before I can even get a teleporter up.
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>>170767776
what comic did we get?
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>>170779061
>QP
Guy was probably just practicing.
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>>170765416
There were some other voice lines that weren't able to be datamined that didn't go live. The initial reaction to these probably convinced blizzard it was a bad idea to do valentines at all.
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tfw this will never ever happen again
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>>170768351
Sounds good, but would make mccree even more of a joke than he already is
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>>170779201
Binary
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20594523
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>season 3
>mostly lucio and rein, some fillers
>7W 3L
>placed 2200-something

>season 4
>mostly lucio, some soldier, some filler
>2W 8L
>placed 2500-something

???
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>>170772109
no, but a dildo will
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>>170778929
I know you are joking anon, but the fact that Blizzard's writing is shit enough that this might happen scares me.
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>>170778362
they've just had angry sex

>>170778745
probably on the same mission as Genji and Tracer
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>>170779306
Anon, McCree is a completely unironic cowboy right now. I think his character would be improved if they added more comedy in.
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>it's another "sombra doesn't do enough dps and refuses to switch" match
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>>170777753
happens to me all the time too
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>>170778638
i didn't say nerf torbjorn

i said reduce the range on his turret

if you only play torb for his turret you are the cancer killing OW
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>>170775237
>My team has five picks with great symmetry that will allow for an excellent dive comp
>let me pick builder and act offended when they don't like it
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>>170778728
also never put it where it can be sniped from a distance
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>>170779327
>https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20594523
wow. And actually good art for once. I hope they stick with that artist
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>tfw getting multikills with Barrage without there even being a graviton
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>>170778720
forced 50, the only way to climb is to just get through the wins and get through the losses and keep continuing.
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>>170779636
Art's finally good. However I do feel that they need to hire better writers. The comics fluctuate in their writing quality, but none of them really have any emotion to them.
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>>170779734
pharah doesn't shoot missles out of her legs

fucking idiot artist
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>>170779734
This is the same guy who did the McCree one right? Love the smoothness.
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>>170779207
Obviously. He had the same amount of hours on Pharah as I have on Genji though so I feel pretty good.
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wow i love my best friend who carries me and helps me get POTGs?
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>>170779803
I think you're the idiot.

get caught
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>>170779878
Ye, he just finished this one a few hours ago

>>170779803
she does though?
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>>170777753
Doesn't mean you're good, just thst your team is doing really shit and you're maybe only kind of shit.
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>>170779734
I've had decent success with hitting a barrage from behind my Rein's shield after their shields break/go on cooldown. They never expect it.
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>>170779967
pharah has all her limbs

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>170779550
With all the problems that OW has, torb's turret is literally the furtherest from killing OW
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>>170776967
How much SR?
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>>170779163
Fuck this, I experience this all the time, too.

>Attack on a Hybrid/Assault map
>use either D. Va or Winston depending on the map since they're my two best characters and my divers
>tell my team I'm going to go around/over the enemy and to the point to distract them from the choke
>team moves out, I head to my sneak path/fly over the enemy
>have up to FIVE enemies chasing after me/running to the point when they notice someone's capping it
>dance around, shield/DM, attack back, do everything I can
>nobody fucking shows up
>die
>watching them cowering on either side of the choke because a lone Hanzo is standing there shooting arrows randomly as I respawn
>try it again several more times, same thing
>"Fuck it."
>switch to Zarya or Rein if one isn't already being used
>charge straight into the choke blasting away/shield up
>NOW my team decides to actually do something
>lose anyway because they all die in seconds every time they get back to the choke

I had a match once where I was Zarya and did not die a single time, even though I was the only one at the choke trying to fight our way in for 90% of the match because my teammates were all brain-damaged spider monkeys throwing themselves into a meat grinder repeatedly. It was so bad I was getting apologies from the enemy team and finally just did my Kneel emote in front of the choke and sat there while they kept slaughtering my teammates around me and deliberately avoided hitting me.
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I wish there was a way to cap off what range of players you could ever encounter in QP. e.g. I'd love to ban all people outside of the 2750-3250 range so my matches actually feel fair most of the time. Why should I have to deal with their GM Widow while I'm stuck with a bronze Mercy?
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>>170778395
do you play on console? what the fuck...
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>>170779506
>he thinks sombra is DPS
>he probably doesn't give after she hacks the tank
I think I know where the real problem lies
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>try to play reaper in QP
>even there get shit on

I mean the other team was being annoyingly coordinated, a 4 man group pushing with reinhardt and speed boost and holding high ground with 76, but god damn.

It's like literally every situation I would think about playing Reaper, Roadhog is just better.
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>>170779550
>I don't want to nerf him, I just want to nerf him

I agree on the last point but I don't see what reducing the range on his turret would accomplish other than making already shitty torbs shittier.
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>>170779550
>i didn't say nerf torbjorn
>i said reduce the range on his turret

That's the definition of a nerf.
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>>170780174
I wish you just had the ability to select if you never want to play with someone ever again, blocking doesn't do it. Why have a option to prefer them but not a option to not.
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>>170779506
>pick S76
>if I perform mediocre nobody notices unless I intentionally afk
>pick Sombra
>autistic screeching on hero select to end of match even after switching off Sombra midmatch
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>>170780159
>spam group up with me as roadhog, and wait for someone and no one shows up
>go in on a flank and die
>3 come to my exact location after and all die
Like clockwork really
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>>170780491
Because there was a player that got avoided so much that they couldn't play the game with anyone but new players and so blizzard took the option out
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>>170779995
post McCree?
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>>170780587
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>>170780568
I wish people would just be normal and not use it to avoid people better than them, deleting widowmaker would also help a lot in that regards too
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>>170780587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmRFXvvAaqA
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>>170780568
aw poor kephrii :((( fuck him forever
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>>170780703
Agreed
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>>170779226
>The initial reaction to these probably convinced blizzard it was a bad idea to do valentines at all.
That's really funny. I hope that's why
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>>170780669
And while I am at it; I will post the rest.
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>>170776316
>no response
kek
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>>170780491
>wanting avoid player when all people did was abuse it
>https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745504371#post-3
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>>170780814
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>>170780703
>>170780754
How about Blizzard changes Widowmaker into a man. Then people will stop using her because the only reason they use her is because they think with their dicks.
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>>170779140
I'm the guy who dropped 3.5k to 2.8k that posted earlier in this thread

it doesn't get better

i cant tell you how many games everyone just lets an enemy mercy fly in from a mile away to heal everyone when you're scrambling around trying to find her because you know thats what shes gonna do

or how many of your own mercy's will not ult once the entire round because 'they just died' or 'i was waiting for a good one' or 'you didn't protect me!'

or how many people like i said earlier dont even attempt to kill a bastion with a pocket mercy so you're left trying to kill the bastion, trying to draw attention away from the bastion so he stops mowing down your team, and killing the mercy so she doesn't just rez it and everyone else if your team gets lucky
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>>170780962
no they should remove her because while characters like roadhog can get instant kills you can actually flank the fuck without him knowing. There are just some spots in OW where the idea of "if they're really good you can still counter them with skill too" is just bent over a counter a raped mercilessly
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>>170779734
Easy as fuck to do, unless you're getting five or six, no reason to gloat.
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>>170780789
The anon above is just speculating. We don't know what was in those lines, there were some standard ones that were mined as well.

But I remember the forums that day, there was actually decent discussion about what part this played in the story, more exactly how it there was a lot of other stuff they could do with their time.

But then on Valentines day a whole bunch of Trolls posted Gency stuff to the forums and it was all downvoted to hell. Now the forums hate anything related to shipping, which at this point I don't blame them.
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>>170779328
youre more skilled than like 40% of the playerbase, grats
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>>170780962
does that mean hanzo gets changed to a woman?

awoo~
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>>170781131
>Trolls posted Gency stuff
Chu probably paid them off
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how many of these need a nerf?
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>>170781097
snipers were a mistake
they should not be in arcade shooters
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>>170780962
>implying I wouldn't use Widow with a cock
SFM has prepared me for this.
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how easily can i climb with zen?
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>>170781287
Symmetra and give Ana back her PTR nerfs
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>>170781287
Ana needs a nerf, I main her buts she makes tanks too strong.
Soldier 76 could maybe loss a tiny bit of damage (like 2-3 damage off a bullet.)

The rest are fine.
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>>170780887
>When all people did was abuse it
It's just super fucking annoying too get the autist who picks torb on attack constantly.
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>>170781287
literally 1/2 of them
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>>170781284
There was this one guy who demanded that all mercies only heal Genjis in the future because it was canon. People though he was trolling, but everytime Chu has posted he has appeared to ask to make his "marriage to Mercy official". I don't know if the dude is a troll or if it is autism. If he is a troll he has serious dedication.
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>>170781287
>Hanzo
>nerf
Kek, what's the issue?
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>Good Widowmakers being pocketed by a Mercy
>They flickshot around to headshot me even while I'm jumping around trying to kill their fucking Mercy
>This is QP

just end my fucking suffering
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>>170781390
the simplest solution to this is to remove biotic field from soldier and change ana's grenade so that it no longer buffs/debuffs healing but instead drops a healing/damaging pool akin to biotic field when it lands
soldier's damage is honestly fine, his spread makes up for it
>>
Jesus just got placed at 2667 and peaked last season at 3400. fml
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>>170781562
did you troll and drop a ton in the last week of s3?

it doesn't go off your peak, it goes off your current
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>>170781512
his arrows are pretty fucking big man
>>
>PLEASE GET IN TEAM CHAT
>EVERYONE IN TEAM CHAT
>team chat is nothing but a bunch of mouthbreathers calling out shit that i can already see myself
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>>170781329
they worked in games like tf2 because they didn't have an ability to get to really high location no one else can climb to. To be perfectly honest I liked the idea when I heard of it because getting to an unreachable position as a sniper is fun but it isn't fun for anyone playing against you.
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>>170780789
As funny as it is, it's probably not going to stop Chu. Would it?

Do you anons think that Chu would back down after the reaction?
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>>170781601
yeah if he shoots it from 36 kilometers away
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>>170781287
>Mei
>Nerf
She's balanced
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>>170781682
>Finally get everyone in team chat
>"Roadhog behind us"
>No one turns around
>My fart cannon and boops can only do so much
>He kills 4 people
>The 5th gets toppled by the rest of his team
>I skedaddle and my team gets angry at me for not solo contesting while they all trickle
>99 - 0 lead becomes a loss
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>>170781780
Snipers really aren't better in TF2, the only professional mode they are used is highlander and there they define the entire meta solely around who has the better sniper.
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>>170781878
>mei puts up a wall in a choke splitting up your whole team into two
>half of your team dead
>regroup and try again
>this repeats for the rest of the game
every game with mei this happens
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>>170780413
reaper main here

i think he's a little bit underrated. against a really communicative team it can be difficult to gank but still possible. i sucked massive dick at first but the more you play him the more your realize how fairly easy it is to sneak around the enemy's line and either ult or just pick off the squishies like healers

he solely got me from 2.2k to 3k which isn't amazing but is pretty decent
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>>170782082
>It's the enemy Mei's fault that my team doesn't have coordination
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>>170781682
>not in teamchat
>can't hear anyone trying to coordinate or calls for "X is behind us"
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>>170782203
>having zero awareness that you cant realize someone is flanking without 5 people handholding you
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>>170781998
to be fair in tf2 with coordination sniper can be virtually untouchable. But in Overwatch widowmaker can be invincible because she has higher ground/can escape to another high ground and has a way faster charge time for her shots, not to mention her thin hitbox paired alongside fucking see through walls.
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>All these retarded clickbait sites saying bliz just revealed that Symmetra is autistic for the first time when they said it about 8 months ago or whenever her comic came out and were asked

Why you fuckers, why
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>>170782082
It's amazing how many teams don't understand "go in after the mei wall". It has a long cooldown.
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>>170782497
Because the letter the fan got from Jeff made it to front page of the Overwatch subreddit. It's pretty obvious that all of them read their overwatch news from there. None of them actually bother reading the material.
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>>170782497
people (tumblr) are obsessed with the lives of fictional characters but, unlike this website, the aspect of their life that makes them a minority.
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>>170782265
True, but Barriers exist in Overwatch with Orisa coming as well I have a feeling Widows will be having a hard time lining up their shots. They might have to help bust down barriers more.
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how do I stop being so angry when I see a symmetra?
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>>170783302
*attaches beam and starts crazily bunny hopping around you*

XDDD
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>>170783302
Mei
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This Mercy buff is amazing. I can drag a team to victory no matter how hard they kick and scream.
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>>170781242
Like so?
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>>170783302
Shot her in the head. Unless that shit is already charged, then fuck her.
>>170783413
>Not knowing jumping makes your path predictable
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>>170783525
if theres anything i would change of hanzo it would be that ugly bow.
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So ive had a couple losses this season and GAINED sr.
...whats the deal, anyone aware?
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WHY HAS THAT AUTISTIC NIGGER NOT BEEN FUCKING NERFED YET

I GET KILLED AROUND FUCKING CORNERS WITH HER LONG RANGE AUTIST BEAM
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>>170783871
Into an even uglier bow?
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>>170783934
look at this travesty
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Is it just me or have the mods been tougher these past few days?

Banning even cropped out porn.
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>>170784041
Looks fine to me.
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>>170784085
Don't know, but I have noticed that we are again at 400 posts in and haven't hit the image limit yet.
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What Hero do you think is missing currently?

I mean what needs is currently unfilled in the game, either game mechanics or lore that you feel needs to be added to make the game better.
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>>170781287
76 needs one
the other 4 all need lateral changes, like theyre in the spot where they need to be with their current kit, any more or less would ruin them so you need to change what theyre capable of in order to alleviate the problems they have or cause

ana needs shot piercing and nerfs to the rest of her army knife of bullshit so shes a better, more flexible healer but isnt overbearing near 100% effectiveness
mei needs more health and the removal of her stun ability, shes built like a tank but for some reason has the output and health of a dps, she has a fucking TON of potential but its hard to commit to making her work when shes as fragile and exploitable as she is
hanzo needs to be able to do more things, he only really has one utility since everything else he has is some flavor of "do damage/get kills without actually having to win a 1v1" which isnt a niche the game needs at a high level, give him different arrow effects he can choose from and pick utility for his ult that isnt HURR DAMBAGE
sym needs exactly what torb needs, for half of her utility to not be completely fucking worthless in dynamic situations (ie anything that isnt 2cp/hybrid a), builders in this game need non-stationary building options, mobility is extremely important in first person games and static defenses are the antithesis of that, always leading to design faults in one direction or the other
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>>170784085
I only see the waifufags around here and shipping fags seems to be gone. But yeah, no more porn and pol as well. The official forums are also going through this strange phase where they aren't calling for buffs or nerfs to a single hero.
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>>170784085
waifufags got btfo by fatty poster
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why do you still play this game?
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>>170784520
its fun.
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>>170758331
This general is so fucking trash, Its just waifu posters, Nothing else, nothing about actual gameplay, just shitters, niggers, and faggots. Fuck this general, and fuck you waifu posters.
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>>170784495
>>170784448
B-but anons ima waifufag I've posted 3 widowmaker images this thread.

Though true the only shipper fag seems to be reaper76. But what i'm wondering about is why so much more porn is being deleted then usual. Just a few weeks ago if you cropped out the tits and pussy you could get away with posting it.
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>>170784343
athena and soundquake
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>>170784343
buff/debuff hero

makes your enemies move slower and more reliably than mei, makes their weapon spread higher, more bullet dropoff

makes your teammates reload faster, have less bullet dropoff maybe a temporary damage shield like zarya except it doesn't go away after a few seconds

the hero itself would do little to no damage and have no mobility skills, so to succeed with it, you have to buff/debuff appropriately and protect it
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>>170784343
That old Symmetra turret robot could be retooled into a Support character who drops medpacks for the team and deploy a Shield enhancer that increases Shield recharge rate for a short time and even recharges Shields while they're being damaged (HP Shields, not Barriers).

The short fat guy in the green diving helmet could be a character who uses toxins and slime/sticky goop to impede movement and deal damage over time with acids/poisons, and possibly apply a Discord Orb-style effect with an acid spray (have it be only 15% and last 4 seconds since it can affect multiple enemies).
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>>170784520
It's still fun in bursts and the person I duoqueued with started playing more recently which makes comp more enjoyable.
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>>170784343
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Why are so many overwatch porn artists brazilian?
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>>170784651
>why can't i post cropped porn on a blueboard wahhhhh
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>>170784784
because they can make a patreon and live off 200 bucks a month pumping out sfm webms to lonely burgervirgins
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>>170784890
Yeah but why are the brazilians always the one doing that?
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>>170784343
A character that can passively enhance healing for all teammates in a LoS range and reduce healing for all enemies in a LoS range, like Lucio you switch between them so you have to know when it's best to apply each effect.
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>>170784940
Because people who live in the first world can't survive off of $200 a month.
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>>170784140
>Genji main
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>>170784495
No they didn't it's Saturday night/Sunday morning. No one's here.
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>>170771308
aim high, stand back, jump in when theres a teamfight, discord and just hold down m1 and watch as they all die

focus on healing your more mobile teammates while ana focuses on keeping your tanks alive
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>>170778124
This actually makes me want to play Torb for the first time
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>>170785248
Oh yeah, waifufags must be out partying and getting pussy :^) ;) ;) <=o)
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Does anyone still have the widowmaker copypasta? I wanna make a Mercy edit
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>>170778124
>Not putting your turret in the most asshole place

There isn't place in the game you can place a turret that 1-2 enemies who put their mind to it can't destroy with ease
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>>170782082
Holy shit my man. Play Pharah. Hell, play Sombra. Fuck dude, just play Mei.
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>>170784343
knockback/movement control is something sorely needed
it was something that was inherently filled by the explosives duo in tf2, but this game doesnt want pharah or junkrat having that level of utility off c/d so dive offense is incredibly difficult to work around
lucio is like honestly the closest thing to peel that we have, and it shows in his gameplay where hes more useful as a speedbot/harasser than an actual healer, but hes far too squishy to fill that role properly, so we need a tank thats able to create short range gaps, not control ground but create space for his team to work in close quarters
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>>170784576
>waifu posters and faggots whining about waifu posters
Enjoy your stay.
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Hi everyone. I am literally Mercy. Ask me anything!
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>>170786190
What were you going to use Junkenstein's soul for?
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>>170785464
>one or two heroes counter another hero

wow!
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>>170786190
Can I use your butt?
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>>170786190
What does your diet consist of besides copious amounts of semen?
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>>170786190
are you fat, balding, and wearing sweats and haven't showered in numerous days and pretend you're a video game character on an internet forum?
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>>170786190
Where did you put Genji's dick?
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>>170786190
Why aren't you healing me?
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>>170786190
why did you ruin Gabriel?
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>>170784576
Here's your (You). I am sure you need it if you are so desperate to obtain some.
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>>170786190
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>>170786494
10/10, very nice use of minimalism.
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>>170786259
>What were you going to use Junkenstein's soul for?
I was saving it so I could wait till more teammates died so I could get Play of the Game by rezzing him and the others.

>>170786315
>Can I use your butt?
No, I am a pure maiden who only does it in the missionary for the sole purpose of procreation when I marry.

>>170786324
>What does your diet consist of besides copious amounts of semen?
Fruits and Omega-3 rich food

>>170786327
>and pretend you're a video game character on an internet forum?
No I am literally Mercy. I heal people and stuff its all good.

>>170786391
>Where did you put Genji's dick?
Inside his armor so at least Genji will have some masculinity because God knows his mains don't have it.

>>170786393
>Why aren't you healing me?
Why are you a DPS with a bronze in eliminations and damage?

>>170786424
>why did you ruin Gabriel?
Because beanies are for actual faggots.

>>170786494
D A M A G E B O O S T
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>>170786661
>I was saving it so I could wait till more teammates died so I could get Play of the Game by rezzing him and the others.
Huh. That's not nearly as lewd as I was expecting.
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>>170786661
>Because beanies are for actual faggots.
ok true
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>>170778395
>balanced
>easily counted by any class
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>start playing hero for the first time or after a long break
>get used to hero
>start doing neat tricks here and there
>eventually get to the point of doing it regularly
>win a crazy amount of matches
>suddenly that one match where your team gets stomped no matter what
>try doing everything literally possible to stop the shit train
>it keeps happening more and more
>have to worry about teams being shitty
>start getting distracted by how many bad players there are
>get caught making mistakes of your own trying to avoid being affected by theirs
>get tired of playing hero
>troll matches for a while with least played
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>>170786710
>That's not nearly as lewd as I was expecting.
That's because I'm literally Mercy, not a shitposter faggot, and I am a pure maiden who only does it in the missionary for the sole purpose of procreation when I marry.
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>>170786710
I'm sure she has The Reaper for lewd stuff.
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>>170786880
>no matter how good you get it will never be enough
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>>170784343
dang we aint ever getting that spider tank are we?
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>>170787016
We technically got Orisa, who's a centaur tank.
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Orisa love when?

Ironically I wouldn't mind if she stayed slightly longer because I still don't have 1000 creds to buy her legendary skin because her defaults are really bad
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I think I figured out the issue. This is why everybody is shit at this game.

90% of players have not yet realized that you need to shoot Rein's fucking shield.

I will get yelled at in games for shooting at Rein's shield, as if the primary goal of every fucking push isn't to destroy his shield and then get picks.

These people are mentally handicapped.
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>>170787179
yeh i know which is why we are probaly never gonna get that straight spider tank
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>>170787016
>>170784343
I mean it looks nothing like the rest of the game. Wouldn't make it in looking like that even if Orisa wasn't a thing.
I want the purple cyborg chick in the back.
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>>170787434
Just you wait until Bloo's rework and we get WidowTanker
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man i'm climbing this season after being arcade/qp player, but it is ruff. like tooth and nail to pull out a win. went 6-2-2 in placements, got put at 1907. at 2650ish now.

just had a game where i got put with a 5 stack vs a 6 stack. none of them wanted to heal, so i was solo healing as ana, none of them wanted to pick rein, so i was just eating earthshatters and soldier ult alllllll game. singlehandedly stopped us from getting wiped no less than 3 times for 3-2 win on king's row. twice i slept a nanobladed genji, slept nano rein as he threw down the ult.

then they called me shit for losing gold heals to the soldier. because i can only throw my piss jar at all of them so many times with no rein shield and an assmad genji throwing shurikens at me the rest of the game after i slept him. got solo ulted by rein twice.
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>>170787429
90% of people dont know how to do ANYTHING, they simply do not go through the mental processes necessary to learn
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>>170787463
It's in Eichenwalde, there's several of that spider tank Ominc laying around the map, one's in front of the Attack starting point and another is by the first point. Leg design is a little different but it's the spider tank.
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Pharah mains are cancer

>"Dude, I have gold eliminations AND damage"
>Objective Time 0:00

>"Ineedhealing!Ineedhealing!Ineedhealing!Ineedhealing!"
>One bar of damage

>"Haha did you guys see that? I concussion blasted two of their guys off the map."
>Talking over the sound of the 90% boops as enemy wins round

>"Guys, they have a Pharah too, you need to deal with her"
>Shot down six times by said enemy Pharah

>"Heal me please. Heal me please! Healme!Healme!Healme!Healme!Healme!"
>Behind a building 20 feet in the air no one else could hope to get to

>"Oh dude Play of the Game! Third time in a row!"
>Killed 3 people at less than half health stuck in a Graviton Surge and was shot down immediately after

>"Haha Pharah God! Yessssssssssss!"
>Highest rank ever was mid-Platinum

Pharah mains are cancer
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I wish there was more music in the game. It's important to listen to other sounds, but it just doesn't feel right to me.
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>>170787429
no shit low elo theres really retards
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>>170787429
I don't know what retards you're playing with because shooting Rein's shield is priority #1 in every game I've ever played. Every time I've played as Rein, my shield has been shot at relentlessly. Sometimes it goes down in seconds, that's how much they're focusing it.

To a fault even. The real problem is people think it's a legit wall and still shooting the shield when he's a foot away from them. WALK THROUGH THAT BITCH.
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>>170787924
Sorry but you actually described Widow mains
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Remove mei's M2

No way a close combat hero with a FUCKING SLOWING DOWN AND FREEZING ABILITY THAT NEEDS A SNIPER AS SECONDARY

Jesus Christ whoever designed this needs to be fucking fired
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>>170788083
>gold eliminations and damage
>widow mains
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>>170788083
Sorry but Widow mains actually get picks, both while the team is actually pushing (instead of after,) and with some skill instead of spamming rockets at choke points getting credit for splash damage kills. And I've never come across a Widow main that spammed they needed healing, much less without actually revealing where the fuck they were.
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>>170788212
>some skill
>just bodyshots, never aims for the head

sure
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>>170788152
>tfw landing headshots with Mei
Feels amazing
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>>170788262
Better than aiming for the ground kinda near their body. Or not aiming at all.
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>>170788274
A-Mei-zing
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>>170782253
this omfg
>be zen
>cap first point of Gibraltar
>we missed a 76 behind us by the stairs
>hes just taking potshots at our team
>discord and dink him
>dont have mic so write in teamchat that he's behind us
>no one fucking bothers to kill him
>they just fire in his general direction exchanging shots with him
>eventually he ults and we're stuck between an ulting Rein and the 76 as an enemy ana sleeps me
>"wow why did no one tell me there was a 76 behind us"

I swear, you'd think some players only have experience with Overwatch's linear maps and have never played other fps where the flank routes more numerous.
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i love to play sombra but how do i git gud with her?
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>>170788541
you don't, because she sucks
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>>170788424
should have just done it yourself
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>be me looking at game browser
>pls join 50000xp and free sex
>join
>no free sex???
Literally unplayable.
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>>170788541
theres no git gud when the hero was already shit
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>QP as sombra on Attack Temple of Anubis
>second point
>"My EMP is charged"
>Ally Zarya "Graviton surge is ready"
>Follow her around for like 2 minutes waiting for her to ult
>been on enemy point for a while trying not to die waiting for her ult
>"EMP is charged" again
>"my ultimate is ready" from Zarya again
>at least 5 enemies on point
>say fuck it and apagandos los luces
end up dying after taking out 2 people
>Zarya never fucking ults
>we end up losing

i swear some people refuse to use their ult unless they are sure they will get POTG from it
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>>170788678
this, i joined their lobby for widow and mercy nudes, even said it was legit not clickbait
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>>170781878
The only thing I'd change about her is that her ult shouldn't affect multiple levels, or they need to make the AOE display more obvious.

>enemy mei throws ult into saloon with mini healthpack in Hollywood
>i'm upstairs and well above the indicated AOE zone - literally at the balcony bit
>still get frozen and die from chip damage of blizzard

I mean, if you're standing on a car - then that's fair game. If you're on another floor and she didn't throw the ult on the steps, it doesn't make much sense.
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>>170788541
Just practice. Learn to be sneaky and pick the right targets. use you abilities wisely, and remember that your job isnt to be sombra76. you just need to disrupt and annoy the enemy killing the important squishes and tanks.
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>>170787924
I played with an actual guy named pharahgod. He was tripple stacked with a mercy and still couldn't kill shit. He got bent when i called him a shit pharah but shut up after i pointed out i had more ganes played and a higher win rate as pharah. I hate one trick mains regardless of who it is.
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>there will never be a rein skin with him looking like scruffy the janitor
>His hammer will never be replaced by a mop
>You will never literally get to mop up noobs as the best hero in the game

Why live?
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>leaver in your team
>lose sr
why is this still a thing, they could disable for everyone except the leaver and his premade team (if he's in one)
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>>170788541
Get really REALLY good at tracking and don't play her like Tracer. Abuse your mobility and passive to get above and behind. Hack Genji, Zarya, Mercy, Ana, Reinhardt, Tracer, D.va, Roadhog, Bastion and Mei. Avoid 1v1ing DPSes like S76 or McCree. Combo EMP(free kills Zen, Zarya and Symmetra). Play dirty hit and run tactics.
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>>170789024
because they want to avoid the eventual situation where higher ladder players use it courteously to work around the fucking terrible matchmaking and just alt hop to duck the penalties
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>poo in the fucking loo does more damage than reaper shotguns

yeah

seems balanced
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Fareeha Amari's metal thong.
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>>170788541
learn spanish
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>>170789350
>fagreeha poster has never seen a thong before
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>>170789350
I cant imagine how theres this one (1) person on the planet who keeps shitposting his fetish for a fictional 2d character

yet here we are
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>>170789491
I have, but the only one slutty enough to wear one was you're mum.
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Just published by Blizzard

Thoughts?
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what the fuck is this fat gook her counter
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>>170789535
Welcome to 4chan, newfag.
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>OVERWATCH STILL HAS ONLY 3 OMNICS AND ONE HALF-BREED
ZWEE, BLIZZARD SURE IS BIASED
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i did it guys, after longer last my shitter solo queue has done it.
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when the fuck can they remove mei and make this game actually somewhat less cancer
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>>170789576
hollywood is good for about 90% of the map when it turns into a big awful choke at final
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>>170789608
fuck off stove nigger
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>>170788827
>>170789286
>>170789431
thanks
i need to play more with offensive heroes
i mostly play mei and reinhardt so it's kinda hard when the team already have many tanks/defensive heroes
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>>170789872
INSERT A PLUG INTO YOUR SOCKET AND WIPE OUT YOUR DRIVES
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>>170789576
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>>170772080
>game is fast
>game requires a solid awareness of your surrounding to deal with all present threats
>split screen either cuts FPS or cuts graphics and fps but a little less
Goldeneye got away with it cause the maps were fairly flat and everyone you played with was in the same boat.
The most you'd be able to do in Overwatch is splitscreen for 1v1
>>170788891
We all have dreams
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I want this game to die so badly

Yet im playing it
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>>170790239
what went wrong in your live
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>removing junkrat self damage

like that faggot wasnt annoying enough yet
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where is everybody? wake up erofags
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>>170789832
I love the first point but that's pretty much it.
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>>170790730
>burgers sleeping
>yuropoors still not awake
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Whichever one of you faggots actually unironicily greentexts in game

Kill your fucking self
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Whats the point of joining comp as a sniper if you suck and arent even dropping the phara or making picks

Why cant you stupid fucks go QP if you want to shit a game as a sniper
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>>170790810
greentexting became a normalfag thing some time ago. it's triggering me as well.
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>5 minute in queue and still no game

Good to know this game is dying out in EU, figured most people would get bored of dealing with so much bullshit in one game
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>>170790905
Who is going to be awake right now.
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>>170758331
>>Discord:
>https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh
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>play sym
>start beamin' a reaper that ghosted directly in front of me
>he starts backpedaling and shooting me
>project shield
>he doesn't divert, just keeps shooting the shield while I beam him to dust
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>>170790905
Yeah, because the matchmaking system being trash has nothing to do with it.
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>>170789576
>Dark maps ever being better than mid tier.
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>>170790797
I'm awaike now fags. Let's shitpost
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>tfw torn between getting Islander skin for Roadhog and waiting for Orisa to be added so I can buy a proper skin for her
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>>170789608
>halfbreed
Who?
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>>170791202
I think he means Genji, but he's more of a cyborg than a proper omnic.
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>>170786959
If by lewd you mean hand holding and counceling, then sure
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Look what you done you fucking faggots

Sombrero was annoying enough but because all you niggerfaggots are shit at this game (im talking to you, mr. im pretending to be GM on an online imageboard) and now she's getting buffed

You faggots had to cry and whine like reddit over it and now you're gonna make them buff her to bullshit levels like Ana, you people never learn

I hope this fucking shit game dies already, because its clearly too much for 90% of this goddamn playerbase

Yes im fucking mad
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>>170791178
save up 3k for the next event first. not being able to buy your favourite skin when an event hits is the worst feeling and I think we'll have another event in a month or so.
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>>170786959
I'd have reaper for lewd stuff as well
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>>170791293
get a new reaction pic please you're starting to annoy me
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>yfw D.va/Genji tries to DM/Deflect your grav beam
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>>170791362
in that case ill use it everytime im shitposting

just for you faggot
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>>170791375
well you're doing it already
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>>170791369
Its a good feeling comrade.
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>>170791293
>mfw already knew sombra was going to become meta and then they reduced her translocater by 2 fucking seconds

She should've been meta in season 3 on account of fucking up barriers and Zarya but people are bad.
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>>170791250
That's more of real Mercy's thing, but The Witch is a whole different thing. As far as we know.
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nice servers blizz
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>>170791436
>>mfw already knew sombra was going to become meta and then they reduced her translocater by 2 fucking seconds
said who? the retards that thought El Presidente would become the new meta or the retards who thought Orisa would become the new meta?
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Nothing like making a widowmaker switch heroes every game
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>>170791178
>Islander
Sharkbait or bust
>>
>game actually rubberbanded and lagged out

Boy im loving the quality of the blizz servers
>>
>>170790902
>>170790810
actually it's how you quote on reddit lads, get with the times
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>eichenwalde
>4 times
>4 times in a row
>this time it's defense
>roadhog runs up to get a sweet hook out of their spawn and dies to 6 people
>leaves the game
>lose first point in the first push
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>>170758331
Leaked Doomfist image.
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>>170792028
QP or comp?
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>>170792028
play 1 game every 10 mins or so

i got matched as a soloqueue against the same 6 stack on numbani 3 times, still beat them though.
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>>170792061
http://kuru.artstation.com/

leaked artist url

oops
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>Team of 3 dps, a Hog and Ana
>Go Rein per request
>Ult the enemy team when they're gathered for a push
>Win nonetheless
>Get card for 30k damage blocked and have gold objective time next to our Ana with a 9k healing card
>Ana goes on a rant in chat about how I suck as Rein

No I did my job you fucking nigger unlike the 3 dps fuckwits and the hog who didnt take out anyone to initiate a push.
I should just main Hanzo because obviously I'm gonna get shit even when I'm a teamplayer because I feel like Rein is the most unrewarding hero to play.
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>>170792210
Oh wow you sure got me
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>watching all my winrates on my smurf slowly drop down towards 50~% because players actually get worse the higher leveled they are
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>>170767435
>Play comp
>"Oh dude it's just a game. Play professional leagues if you're like this."

Same faggot will use this.
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>>170792061
>doomfist
>without doomfist
at least try next time
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>>170792468
or maybe you're not good enough to smurf past gold
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>>170792605
Nah I genuinely doubt it. Initially everyone was working together and it felt like I was actually playing a team game for the first time in ages. Then everyone turns into a solo oriented DPS-maining shit head the second you start getting people who are 50 and up in your games.

People are worse in the sense of team play.
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>>170762430
yeppp.

It doesnt even take a 4 stack sometimes. A 2 or 3 stack of tryhards ruin a QP
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>>170792664
>it felt like I was actually playing a team game
so you're not good enough to smurf and bought a smurf account? or did you get it for free at least? that's a huge waste if you bought it.
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>tfw all of your favorite heroes are ones that get you flamed for playing them
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>>170792832
play them well enough that it doesnt matter
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>>170792806
Are you retarded? It's a new copy of the game.
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>>170792791
It's really not the tryhards that are ruining qp. It's the retards who refuse to step up against tryhards.

A fun game is fun and all but when people flat out refuse to fucking adapt to win the match they're just asking to get raped.

And what fun is that? Unless they're like brain damaged and think losing against complete strangers is 'fun'.
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>tfw no sure whether to settle with a decent Zarya skin or save my credits for some event level Balcerich-tier shit.
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>>170792832
>tfw you like Widowmaker but perform the worst with her.
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>>170767435
>practicing hooks on Nepal
>team is fucking awful, no healer and we're down one person
>they're too busy hiding from the enemy team to go in and do anything so we lose the first round
>get another leaver
>fuck it
>switch to Junkrat
>singlehandedly bully the enemy off the objective
>team decides to follow up on this
>new guy finally picks a healer and we manage to hold the point
>we win last round in a complete shitstomp
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>>170793215
Just make sure you buy one of the two that completely hides her hair. It is 100% worth the investment to hide her dykery.
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>>170793148
ya, bought a smurf account, guess you'll have to buy another so you can get put against those players that don't even know what the objectives are, where's the point, or who the fuck is shooting them and what's happening, you know, those people you thought were super good cohesive team mates.

you were just wallowing in shit with a bunch of pigs.
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>>170793013
Not him, but I can do AMAZING as junkrat and still get yelled at.

A lot.

>Junk you aren't doing anything
>No, soldier isn't doing anything.
>Get off Junk
>I literally just broke their choke by double jumping behind them.
>You aren't doing anything
>I just got a quintuple kill and walked the cart to the point.
>You aren't doing anything, get off junk.

This game needs a damn scoreboard.
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>>170792832
>want to start playing DPS
>b-but you are a rein main!
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>>170793276
>they're too busy hiding from the enemy team to go in and do anything so we lose the first round

this triggers me like nothing else and people still do it in high masters. and then you get cunts butting in on the second round trying to give a full analysis of the match like 'i think we should've changed the zenyatta over to a lucio pick there'

No you CUNT you should've STOOD ON THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE.

>>170793330
Yeah anon because wallowing in shit with high masters is so much better. It's not.
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>>170793215
>Zarya skins
>decent

Only skins of hers worth a jack is Frosted and the Olympic ones.
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>>170793401
>standing on the objective
but you might die, you dont wanna ruin that ebin k/d rate right?
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>tfw tie more than I get wins

Fuck this game
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Sick of junkrats who feed zarya and just say 'deal with it' when you point it out
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I just realized why the subhuman shitskin gooks flock to US servers.
So they can abuse the favour the shooter BULLSHIT.
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are the eu servers dead or something?
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>>170793646
I get blamed for this in games when I play junk, but the thing is that I don't do it when I can.

I'll have someone else blast her shield and get blamed for it.

Cause easy target.
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>>170793660
No, it's just third worlders suffer from chronic ooga booga syndrome. Each of them thinks they're not subhuman and each of them thinks that they don't belong with the other subhumans.

So they flock to first world servers in hopes of getting 'real' games, unknowingly turning said games into shit games because they also happen to be a subhuman chink.

It's the exact same way with slavs in european servers. They think they're the exception when they're just as bad as the rest of them.
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>>170793660
>>170793929
ebin bosts /b/rothers :DDDD
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>>170794085
>edge.png
how about you go back to your safespace
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>>170794085
Maybe when you've played more than 15 matches you'll realise the truth. I've played thousands of matches of this and DOTA and it's no lie.
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>>170793929
This is what happened to Dota with russians and peruvians
I queued on Russia a couple times and had legitimately good games aside from the ping. All of shitstains vacate their local server while the good ones stay. It's crazy

>>170794085
>>>/reddit/
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>>170794085
please refrain your shitposting to your hugbox safe space

>>>/r/overwatch
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>>170794085
Subhuman revealed.
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>>170793929
slavs are usually okay, their accent just makes them sound angry. now frogs on the other hand need to drink a nice cup of petrol.
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>>170781287
Ana needs nerfs but not as extreme as what's happening on PTR right now

Mei's wall needs to absorb less damage and her ult should not charge quite as fast as it does

No other changes
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>>170794472
t. slav
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>play mercy
>people actually call out when they need heals and they're not in my field of view
>thank me for boosting them when they ult or have an opening
>congratulate on a clutch revive
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>>170794610
Mei wall needs some sort of function added, if 1 player hits it it should have less HP, but if your entire team shoots it it shouldnt die after 0.1 seconds
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>>170794670
and thus another sissified faggot is born
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>Reaper
-Movement speed during wraith form becomes +50% from base movement speed
-Each death globe reduces the cooldown of Reaper's abilities by 4 seconds

>McCree
-flashbang hitbox gets fixed
-if an enemy is jumping or in the air while getting flashbanged, they won't start the little stunned animation till they hit the ground
-Combat roll has invincibility frames now

>D.Va
-Gets a new passive, shooting her mech charges enemy ult at half the rate of normal
-Dropping to under 400HP makes her fusion blasters shoot at a rate of 0.4 seconds per shot

>Widowmaker
-Poisoned enemies now only lose 10 hp per second for 5 seconds, but they take an extra 5 damage from every attack while they're poisoned
(think the opposite of armor)

Are these heroes up to par with everyone else now?
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>enemy snipers dont aim
>but hit every single shot
Really makes you wonder
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>>170794813
>-if an enemy is jumping or in the air while getting flashbanged, they won't start the little stunned animation till they hit the ground
>-Combat roll has invincibility frames now

you fuck off right now with your shitty ideas friend
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>>170781287
>/v/ enters the thread
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>>170794610
mei wall functions perfectly, its like in the exact sweetspot where its neither pointless to shoot it or too easy to break it
the issue it creates is wholly because of her freeze mechanic which means she autowins 1v1s, like the merits of the person isolated dont matter because she cant delete them from the game by holding m1 without any kind of team support
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who should I play for every role if im playing solo comp.
For example, lets say I have to play dps which hero should I pick or if I'm playing support should I pick mercy, ana ect.
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The ability to tie this many times in this game is ridiculous. 2cp is unplayable and the first point on any payload a map is almost as bad
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>>170795001
the issue is you're bad at the game and don't understand what a team game is
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What if pharahs concussion blast did 1 (one) damage
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>>170794813
>-Each death globe reduces the cooldown of Reaper's abilities by 4 seconds
Make it 35%
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They should just end the match when you have the best time.
fuck the "oh you guys got 2:32 and the opponent got 5:42 lets just keep going and see who gets 0:00" bull shit.
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>>170795078
2CP desperately needs a change
After two rounds, it should be 1 point per pip
a team that's 1 pixel away from capping point B shouldn't draw with a team that got completely shut out of point B.
If you can move the payload a single inch further than the enemy for a win, then you can cap a point an inch more for a win
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how do I not suck at 1v1 mystery duel
I lose 5-0 every time
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>>170795375
There's no secret to winning a duel
That literally just means you suck in general anon
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>a single pixel of my head is visible through the wall
>widow oneshots me
Yeah, sure.
Why is shit like that in a game again?
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>>170794784
naw, but the dopamine rush of being told 'good job' makes me feel like less of an abject failure at living as a human being
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>>170795448
>hanzo can still literally headshot you when your head is not visible from around a corner

The answer is sniper babies are shitters and always are and always will be.
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>>170794970
>keep jumping
>flashbang is useless
Fuck off you retarded shitsucker
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>NA starts to wake up
>thread quality takes a nosedive
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>>170795448
that's how FPS games have worked since their conception
it's as raw as mechanics can get and you gotta deal with it
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>>170795375
Think about how you use your abilities, that's really the most important part
>ana
Close in on your opponents so you can hit a grenade and/or sleepdart
>junkrat
Mine jump to get high ground always
>winston
Always jetpack jump second so their jump doesn't hit you
>Roadhog
Juke like a madman, dont be afraid to fight back right away if you get hooked
>Torbjörn
Place down a level 1 turret in an open area don't bother upgrading, if the enemy is trying to upgrade their turret just shoot it down with your main gun
>Mei
The same as ana, force them into ice block and then freeze them when they come out of it
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How can i set a good mouse speed?
Only thing i know about my mouse is that i can set it on 450/1800/3500 dpi and it has the 125hz/1000hz option.
The link on the OP is also kind of confusing. Sorry for bothering with these stupid questions.
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>>170795736
>NA
>waking up at 7 on a sunday

nice try koala
it's your own people blasted off of shitty aussie beer
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>>170759269
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN?
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Well it was fun while it lasted.
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>>170795065
attack: 76
defense: bastion sometimes
tank: any tank except winston if you don't know him
support: lucio
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>>170795840
>soldier
Make them exhaust their abilities before you, try to have biotic field off cooldown every time you have a close quarters fight
>sombra
Keep a translocator in a good spot, don't bother with invisibility most of the time
>McCree
Just bodyshot so you chip away their health faster, you two will probably get closer to each other after that and that's when a single headshot is usually enough to finish it
>reaper
Try to fight around corners and pillars so you don't get hit with all enemy pellets, wraith form is just an invitation for the enemy to chase you
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>>170796041
what rank
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>>170795925
You want the Hz at the highest setting unless you're playing on a toaster. Excessive polling rates tax the CPU.

You want your DPI to be high enough that you don't skip pixels when moving slowly, and the cursor has smooth travel when moving the mouse smoothly. Some higher values are considered bad for reasons I never bothered to understand. Something to do with poor fractions or scaling multipliers.

For sensitivity, go to the practice range, look at a small point on your screen like a bot's head or something, then try to flick to it. Close your eyes if it helps. Look to see if you over aimed or under aimed, then adjust your sensitivity and repeat until your flick are on point. Alternatively, train new muscle memory with low sensitivity such that you use your whole mouse pad.
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>>170796041
how
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I just got screamed at for picking Mei on Hanamura defense.

I understand that Mei is very situational and she's far from being top tier and that a lot of players in Platinum aren't the smartest in the world, but did something happen to make Mei be universally considered a meme pick?
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>>170796315
Sounds like a retarded baby
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>>170796041
you fucked up, my friend
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Was fun while it lasted.
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>>170795925
That's for converting TF2/Quake sens to OW
What you want is this https://jscalc.io/calc/IeBnNvGDKUIIPRmR
The settings you're looking for is something that results in one full swipe across your mousepad turning your reticule 360 degrees or something close to that.
For example, if your mousepad was 25cm across, and you set your mouse to 1800dpi, you'd want to try out an ingame sensitivity of 3-5
now from here it's all dependant on what feels right to you. just try a bunch of combinations while in training mode until something clicks.
also 1000hz
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>>170796353
He was a very angry Lucio.
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>>170796315
Most people who scream at you for picking something have no idea why certain heros are considered good or bad. They just know that the meta is X and any deviation is you intentionally sabotaging them.

Personally I'm wary as fuck of getting head shotted by Mei's R-click. She's like an easier to use and harder to kill Hanzo.
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>>170796358
What am I meant to be seeing here?
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>>170771510
4chan, everyone. That's why i love this site
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How much time will it take for them to progress the plot?
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>>170796413
But lucio is supposed to be the good vibes dispenser?
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>>170772012
Jesus christ, sombra is so adorable :3
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>>170796315
We're seeing a lot more dives in recent meta. Pharah, Genji, other fast-fuck-yo-choke picks. Maybe that's what he's talking about? Assuming the Pharah and Genji will come in and you'll be sitting there like a useless fuck.

If you can hit Pharah, Genji and Tracer with your right-click you're fine. Mei's still the best Defense hero in terms of actual defense.
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>>170796458
try not to show your reddit so much. jesus christ
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>>170796458
haha le 4chins
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I play the PC version with a PS3 controller
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>>170770254
Some characters were much better done compared to others.

Lucio and Mercy are both such weak characters overall. I feel like they were both kinda half-assed by the design/story team.
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>>170796564
>>170796618
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>>170772202
Just because they have more prestiges doesnt mean they're better than you. They could have gold portraits, but the only thing that matters is their ranking.
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>>170796642
Is this you?
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>>170796642
>>170796735
I know a Reinhardt main who got to SR4000 on the PC using a game controller.
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>blizzard labels poo in the loo as autismo
>when we got a person screaming shit like "justice rains from above"
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>>170796295
Okay thanks, i changed it on 1000 hz. So i should go with 1800 dpi instead of 3500?

>>170796390
I dont really understand the Sensitivity in cm/360. What is the result of the dpi and ingame sensitivity. Is it how long i have to go with my mouse so i did a 360 ingame?
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stop picking genji before I do reeeeee
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>>170796798
What's the most autistic line in overwatch?
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>>170796442
my fall from grace
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>>170796560
Yeah, I get that but it kinda felt like he was personally targetting me for some reason. There was a Pharah on the enemy team who was pretty good and for some reason, he kept yelling at me to M2 her out of the sky. Though to be fair, our team didn't have any hitscan, but it still felt like he was going after me in particular.

Like, there was a Tracer who killed our team's Ana and he just went "lol where was our mei?"
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>pharah can't rocket jump
what a fucking shit game
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>>170796654
How to fix these two without going far from the original concept?
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>>170796808
>Is it how long i have to go with my mouse so i did a 360 ingame?
correct
You don't want to be doing a 360 every 3cm.
like I said, you just have to find a comfortable setting for YOU according to your mousepad size and how much of it you use
>>
We need a cosplay edition thread.
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>>170772310
I mean, not everyone knows the importance of in-game sounds. I have a friend that plays cs:go at the "legendary eagle master" (that would be something like mid gm or low top 500) elo without using a headset. Sometimes when i'm at his home and he's playing comp and i'll have to use the headset and guide him
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>>170796916
Lucio would be easy, a short or something that shows how he went from superstar to rebel, or a comic to show how he has to go and deal with the consequences after having started a coup d'etat.

Mercy is much harder. The entirety of her personality is "smart nice girl" and her backstory has no relevance to the actual background of Overwatch.
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>>170796863
The guy was likely a douche, but playing devil's advocate: Remember it's the DPS's job to kill the shit that needs to be killed. Sometimes you have to press Tab and ask yourself, exactly what is it that you do here? If you (as one of the only two DPS in 2/2/2) aren't killing the Pharah and Tracer who are murdering your Ana... then who will?
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>>170796937
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>>170797068
Okay I sort of get it now. There really was no way for me to deal with the pharah by myself though, she was actually a really good Pharah.

The Tracer I can sort of understand. I was too close to the main gate thing to notice a tracer sneaking behind and killing Ana.
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>golden gun bastion main
>mfw I see pharah on the enemy team

It never gets old watching them scream in general chat, better yet, sometimes they switch to Widow and do even worse because their aim is absolutely awful

hunting pharah niggers is the best feel.
>>
>tfw you will never hold Mercy's hand in your own and warm it up on the coldest nights.
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>>170797064
I don't think it would be that much harder. She can't be evil, but you can go with "road to hell is paved with good intentions" thing. Being responsible for Reaper would be a good start. It would be easy to justify and explain how it works.
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>>170796924
Okay thank you, Right now i am trying a 1800 with 5 DPI. Have to get used to it because the days before a always could do 360 with 3 cm turn.
Have a last question. What do i set on being in scope as Widow. Do i use the same options or should i do something specific?
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>>170797550
I mean 1800 dpi and 5 sensitivity ingame
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will they ever add another simple one star hero again?
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>try PTR Sombra

we intangible now
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>>170797218
>good Pharah
doesn't exist
pharah is fucking braindead
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>>170797630
If the leak is correct, Doomfist. He punches shit, then he punches shit with charges, then he goes full Saitama with a serious punch for his ultimate.
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I FUCKING HATE SYMMETRA SO MUCH THAT I INSTANTLY FOCUS ON HER IF THE ENEMY TEAM HAS A SYMMETRA, I DO THIS UNTIL THEY EITHER SWITCH OR RAGE IN CHAT
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What if Reaper in his wraith form could climb walls like gengu?
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>>170781517
Spoiler: Jumping isn't a counter to good aim. I mean, don't get me wrong, it certainly is better than engaging and walking a straight line, but it's not a "100% bullet dodger"
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>>170797815
There is literally nothing wrong with pharah
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>>170797979
would break too many chokes and jeff dont like that
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>>170797979
If you're going to improve anything about Reaper's kit it would be his teleport.
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>>170797979
I'd skip climbing completely, and let him hover in any direction. He does it in the short films too.
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>>170784940
>>170784998
To put in a brazilian perspective, $200 is equivalent to R$1000 or so, that's a bit more than the average minimun wage here
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>>170795495
You're cute anon wanna play?

You're eu right? :3
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>>170791369
Yeah, not like there are 3 other people shooting at them.
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>>170779328
yes how do blizzard explain the rankings? Clearly it's not based on wins and losses.
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>>170785403
Bump, im curious.
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>>170797943
That's how you approach Symmetra though. You're playing the game correctly.
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>>170781287
>shitties
Anime please fuck off.
>>
Anybody else friends with this guy on facebook? he posts his cosplays everywhere and its really, really funny. theyre all like this, he has a d.va one and i think he's doing one for the mercy halloween skin too. will post more if people are interested.
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>>170795659
Maybe....learn to aim?
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>>170798106
Yep.Honestly, I think they need to scrap stealth aspect of it entirely,it doesn't work anyway
Make it more like long range dash with slightly lower cooldown and visible trace
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tfw no twink class
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>>170796823
"I main mercy"
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>>170796823
I'm a Junkart main I don't play Soldier
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>go to work 9 hours ago

>this thrad

>come home

>threads still here
DEAD GAME :^)
>>
Genji should have 150 health like tracer. Or tracer should have 200 health
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>>170798526
This change single handedly would make Reaper non-shit

Simply because of the mobility.
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>>170798680
when orisa?
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>>170798693
Genji had 150 health before but they gave him more because he can't heal himself.
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>>170798526
He's ridiculously vulnerable while teleporting too. I'd let Reapers combine wraith form and teleport.

Also, as a quality-of-life change, let him teleport while airborn. When you're being knocked off a cliff, you can see the teleportation target if you push the button, but it won't let you go if you're not on the ground.
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>>170798680
Thread moves fast only when non-white character gets announced
>>170798714
What if it had significantly lower cooldown? Like 4-5 seconds?
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>>170798693
>Or tracer should have 200 health

Sure, for the low low price of making Mei do 100 and 200 on headshots.
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>>170798680
>thread went super fast with smugposters over ana nerfs
>tore through 5 threads in a day full of DPS tears when the nade nerf got reverted
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>>170798879
We had thread dying in like 1.5 hours on Orisa release.
Mainly due to pol/posting though
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>>170798779
I'd make it so that he has a 0.5s invulnerability frame upon arriving at his teleport location. I don't think allowing him to teleport while air born would be relevant if wraith form enabled him to hover anyway, thus saving him from potential knock back effects.

>>170798797
I don't think that the cooldown is the issue. It's like a shit version of Mei's cryofreeze.

What if using Wraith form sucked in all souls within 10 meters towards Reaper? As it stands it already purges off Ana's biotic grenade. So I think it shouldn't directly heal him by default.
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>>170764842
>"I'm going to need two FPS counters for Grandmaster!"
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>>170799000
I'm positive that's nvidia experience
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What's a good keyboard? I'm currently using some basic HP keyboard and when I try to press 4 or more keys at once it shits the bed.
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>>170798982
I meant make it more like long range dash with 4 seconds cooldown and and visible trace.
This will allow him to quickly dash in, deal damage and wraith away
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He even sounded like a faggot.
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>>170798779
hes suppose to be vulnerable, youre not meant to be using it to teleport into someones face, its not a gap closer, its a shortcut button
like if anything complain about teleports retarded targeting system and say it should be a projectile more like sombras translocator, imagine the reaper setplay that would be possible if you could teleport to places outside of your los with a well aimed shot, thats the sort of shit i want, the ability to get places without standing in los of the location im targeting for like five whole seconds which completely ruins the point of the ability by telegraphing exactly where it is youre going by simply looking at in direction youre facing when they hear the audio cue
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>tfw reaper tries to wraith form away and you ice wall him

The helpless flailing gets my cock rock hard every single time.
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>when people chimp out
>in quick play
>they're plat or lower
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>>170799239
that's pretty cute. i would duo with him
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>>170775237
Just yesterday I had a ~3500 SR competitive match in Nepal where both teams had a Torbjörn for 4 rounds, everyone was so chill and nice about it, people were bantering and shit, everyone was solo queue, it was truly great.

It felt like I had friends.
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>>170799239
Is it just me or is everyone with "gaymer" in their btag is terrible at the game?
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>>170799125
Look for "N-Key Rollover" as a feature to specifically get rid of that problem. For gaming, you can find high quality keyboards by searching for ones with "Cherry MX Red" switches. If you do more typing than gaming, get Cherry MX Brown.
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>>170799359
Games where everyones solo queueing are always the best. Really makes you think.
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Anyone notice the default emotion in this game is around the hatred/anger/blame part of the spectrum? I'd like to say this is as purely an observer but I do get tilted a fair amount. What is it that makes this shit so frustrating in your opinion?
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>>170799437
It's terribly designed game.
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>>170799319
>when people chimp out
>in plat or lower
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>>170799384
Are reds loud? I don't wanna be THAT nigger

>clackclackclackclackclack
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>>170799437
Overwatch attracted lots of MOBA players and they are constantly buttblasted
This is just away they are
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literally what is the point of the crouch button if you can't crouch jump?
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>>170799437
It's because it's been a year since the game's release and people are complaining about shit no longer because they're new and don't know how to play against it, but because they're BAD and don't know how to play against it

It's the whole "m-muh team sucks!!" "this hero is s-so op!!" shit all across the board but no one actually rubs 2 brain cells together and actually figuring out HOW to counter heroes and play the game properly then they'd stop complaining.

>>170799471
Shitter detected
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>>170799437
MOBAfaggots.
The existence of ranked.
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>>170799437
Yeah. The game makes you reliant on team mates to much to perform well and then they don't and you feel helpless as fuck. And don't tell me 'haha just get gud' when barriers and heals exist.

Yeah. Good luck taking out that Ana when zarya pops a shield on them.
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>>170799493
no blues are loud but who the fuck cares. gaming on blues is perfectly fine and you can actually type on them too. browns are just bad blues.
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>>170799437
on my first day I had a team saying "what the fuck are you doing stop using the same character every round are you dense"
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>>170799521
To occasionally dodge headshots, silence your footsteps, visually hide, and teabag.
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>>170799437
the lack of a scoreboard is a big part of it, its very difficult to tell what exactly is going wrong in the entire picture of the game without being able to see data other than your own
and not even just as a means to call out the hanzo shitter who hasnt hit a shot all game but as a means of self review, like how many earthshatters have i whiffed and why is the other teams rein fucking reaming my asshole, what am i doing wrong and what is he doing differently than me, its not an easy thing to quantify just by guessing how good their team is compared to yours
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>>170799493
Red switches themselves are not noisy. Blues make a click on actuation. Clacking gets bad mainly due to bad typing habits. You don't need to push keys down all the way to activate them with mechanical keyboards.
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>>170799653
Scoreboard would change NOTHING
People won't listen to you just because you have data to back yourself up
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>>170799547
No, he's right, this is a poorly designed FPS.
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>>170799521
Some heroes are almost completely silent when crouching, also not all crouch animations are equal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8uC-B8X3iw
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What's the point of CTF when you can use all player abilities while holding the flag including sprint and teleport, and you don't need to have your own flag at home to capture?
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>people think making sombras health packs visible through walls will improve her

Anyone who plays the game for more than a week knows where the health packs are.
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>>170800042
How does the image you posted illustrate your post
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>>170800042
It does improve her. People definitely use hacked health packs more now from my experience
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>>170800080
Because I want Hanzo to obliterate my butt hole with his Californian roll.
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be honest
how much have you spent on crates?
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>>170800169
11 bucks
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>>170800169
Like $50 per event. Paying for crates during non events is peasant behavior.
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>>170800169
around 400
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>>170773436
>symmetra
>soldier
>phara
>me
>rein
>lucio
>capture the flag

>symmetra keeps ramming her face into the enemy team
>soldier can't hit the broad side of a FUCKING barn
>enemy phara is just bullying the shit out of our team
>I'm not good enough at McCree to help
>Winston just runs the flag twice in under a minute, then sits down the timer with the flag for the rest of the game
>Sit in spawn
>Cry softly the rest of the match.
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>>170800169
>spending money on crates
i'm not a slave to the elite bourgeoisie
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>>170800016
>you don't need to have your own flag at home to capture
This is what I find the oddest question. Why would it HAVE to be like that? (Not to mention, most of the time the flag IS at base anyway, because people don't play very aggressively.)

A better question would be: why are there two flags? Traditionally CTF is about one flag, so it's like a mobile KOTH of sorts.
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>>170799742
scoreboard would help me and i imagine a lot of people become better players, thats what i care about
i mean i really dont care if youre getting yelled at for playing like shit, maybe do something about it instead of whining that they shouldnt be able to bully you
like get fucking bullied nerd, if its only one weirdly aggressive guy picking on you maybe its not your fault and you just got a purdy mouth and hes having a lot of weird confusing homoerotic thoughts that hes going to now be taking out on you physically, but if every single person in every game you play is telling you that your hanzo is trash and now actually have the 9% accuracy to back those words up then fucking switch off, goddamn

straight up, shitters are gonna be shit, theyre going to find a reason not to listen to your suggestions regardless, but if youre not that bad then you really dont need to worry about that data being visible, it changes nothing about peoples attitudes toward teamwork, theyre gonna be cancer regardless of what means they use to form their bullshit excuses for not wanting to work as a team in a team based game
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>>170800541
It's to give teams a much stronger motivation for defense - without it, it's just a race as to who can capture the fastest
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new thread
>>170800625
>>170800625
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>>170800617
And that's the point: a race. Two flags is just retarded. To fit Overwatch, Blizzard should have made it so that carrying the flag was very slow. That way you'd have to defend it at the same time.
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>>170800635
>including the discord
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>>170800605
you went into a really weird fucking rant there, buddy. are you okay?
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>>170800746
Why should the point just be a race? Traditional CTF has much more strategy than that and ultimately deeper gameplay as a result
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>>170799752
Are you gonna keep telling me that or are you going to provide proof?
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>>170799547
>no one actually rubs 2 brain cells together
Anon, I love this phrase.
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>>170800746
I think their decision to allow full movement for flag carriers was a good one. This makes chase and recovering extremely difficult. Practically impossible for certain situations, like an ulting Winston.

No, what really fucks the game up is how harshly chasing the flag is punished. Your team is already injured from the failed defense, now you chase and fail, staggering your deaths. By the time you're respawing, the enemy team is already stealing your next flag.

You have similar bullshit like this on 2CP where failed attempts to contest the first point will completely fuck over your chances for defending the second point. Blizzard still hasn't fixed that after a year, so you can expect CTF to also stay fucked forever.
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>>170800795
i havent had the internet in five days and ive been doing nothing but video games and writing exercises, im literally literarily frustrated, i need to type
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>>170801068
What if there was a 15 second cooldown before the next flag spawned?
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>>170800824
And by "traditional" you mean... what? I'm thinking something like Quake and Unreal Tournament. I'm not sure how newer games handle the mode, but back in the 90s/00s it was a race: Get to the flag, kill people there, try to return to base without getting killed. Very fast and fun.

>>170801068
>This makes chase and recovering extremely difficult
Aren't you contradicting yourself there? You like "full movement", yet feel chasing is too hard?
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>>170801149
It would help quite a bit, though it'd still be possible for attackers to hold your flag location for those 15 seconds.

>>170801276
>Aren't you contradicting yourself there?
I missed a thought there. I'm saying it's a good decision to allow full movement, even though full movement is crazy. Hamstringing flag carriers wouldn't be as fun. I argue that it's not the difficulty of chasing down your flag that's the problem, but rather how harshly you're punished for even attempting it.
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>Shift + Ctrl + C = Hide chat
>Right click to unbind 'Open Chat' in controls
>Game becomes better because you're immune from reacting to the retarded shit people do in game

Do it, guys. It makes such a massive difference. You also learn to let shit go when a shot looks like it's 'bullshit' and can stop you from tilting altogether.

Think, most of that shit escalates which is what will piss you off. So if you don't react in the first place. There's no tilt.
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Should i play comp exclusively with fun characters y/n

This includes junkrat, pharah, winston, d.va, lucio and McCree
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