/owg/ - Overwatch General

I want to frag

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>>170721809
Jamison Fawkes!

>>170721809
"AH HA HA HA HA HA! Foolish robot, I have turned you into a smooth delicious daiquiri! Now I shall DRINK. YOU. UP!"

Help me guys I need healing

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>>170721939
Jamison Fawkes has cancer!

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>>170722036

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First for Spicy Thighs

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You ever keep your boxes for a while so you get to open a ton at a time?

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Let's celebrate Reaper's thiccness
also that anon posting reaperxmercy pics in previous thread, plz continue here

>>170722151
no

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>>170721939
Jamison Fawkes is hot!

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>>170721804
Well aren't you a bundle of joy.

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>>170722124
I know, anon, he probably actually does. It's heartbreaking.

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>>170722124
He's ugly

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Next event when? I want to be annoyed over Widowmaker missing out on a new skin again

Is McCree even worth a nanoboost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wr4wmNCQxU

>>170722253
Yes! I bet he gives the best hugs too, since he's so warm!

>>170722287
I find it funny how november-anon is so self-centered that he thinks that people only post and enjoy other ships to spite him

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>>170722189
Yeah alright.

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>>170722189

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>>170722419
I'm convinced he isn't shitposting and am now genuinely concerned.

Whatever happened to that anon who wanted to post Kaplanrant pasta on blizzard forum? Did he deliver?

>>170722580
He'll get ignored and banned. Kaplan will never answer to that.

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>>170722576

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>it's an episode where you lose games that should have been free and win against impossible odds

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>>170722576
>Reaper will never embrace you with his strong thicc arms after murdering everyone standing between you

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All non-omnic characters get omnic skins
Y/N?

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>>170722739

>>170722732
Nah, nobody will ban him
The only real difference between owg and forum is that forum has less waifuposting
Complaining is exactly the same

>>170722816
Only if the omnics get human skins

>>170722253
>>170722431
>>170722484
>>170722576
>>170722739

Overwatch could always use more straight posting to balance out all the gayfag posters.

>>170722321
Well, anyone can be ugly if you draw them that way, silly! You're entitled to your opinion, though!

O boi, another early thread.

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>>170722816
could be cool. Pretty sure it'll happen eventually

>>170722151
I don't have that level of self-control

>>170722816
>haha let's give everyone shitty mecha skins!

haha and arcade rainbow skins and sentai skins :^)

go back to /lolg/

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>>170722869

Leaving the game in ANY pvp mode should be a 1 hour ban at least

>>170722876
I can see human Zenyatta being made, but Bastion and Orisa aren't gonna work.

>>170722876
>human bastion
>he just whistles all his lines

>still no ssbbw in a furry suit that's won miss universe multiple times because her mind is so glowing, virtuous, and progressive
>the fattest they can do is mei

glad to know these shitlords think that body diversity for women ends at an acceptably plump size 12

>>170722876
> human bastion turret form
MAKE IT STOP

>>170722816
n

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>>170723021
I'll have to call it at that for the Reaper/Mercy pics. Hopefully this artist makes some more sometime, they're good.

>>170722930
u-unf

>>170723143
>just a dude that squats down and starts peeing bullets, erect penis waving in the air
>self-heal is him wrapping bandages around himself
>ult is running hip thrusts that shoot big globs of piss

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>>170722189

>>170723069
roadhog is a woman

>>170723069
fat people aren't actually people so it's fine

>>170723000
Must be a hard life, getting this angry over nothing.

>>170723042
Just make Orisa a big ass centaur lady

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>>170723236
I understand now why I like this. I just want Reaper to be happy or at least have someone without crippling personality/personal issues to lean upon, and Mercy is exactly that

>>170723239
>constantly walks around without a shirt in a T rated game
>woman
What did anon mean by this?

>>170723515
why

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>ranked partner slowly losing interest in game
>other friends barely play daily
>can't get into a team despite having past tournaments experience and tons of scrim hours because I'm still just a diamond shitter in competitve
>on the other side I did hit masters, my season 4 goal
>have huge ranked anxiety when queuing solo

What should I do /owg/? Do I find new people to queue up with or try to overcome my ranked anxiety? I do have a second account who is also in diamond so I don't really care about losing points that much.

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>>170723515

>>170723512
mercy is a selfish fucking "ughhh goddd why do i have to do everythinggg for everybodyyy why am i the besttt ughhh" and "dindunoffin" cunt and so are her mains

>>170723515
I'm gonna need some context

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>>170723512
That actually makes sense. The guy's had a tough break.

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>>170723656
>>170723515

>>170723628
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>>170723753
What was it

>>170723654
follow their example and fucking quit this trash

>>170723721
agreed about her mains, but i've never got that vibe from mercy

>>170723656
what the f-
....
tell me that's not real skin.......................

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>play Ana
>enemy Pharah is focusing only me
>our dps is Junkrat and Reaper
>they will not change even when I ask them to
>Junkrat has the balls to scream in voice chat that our heals suck

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>>170722253
Who knew nukes made effective toasters.

>>170721809
>Including the discord link

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>>170722739
I think out of all the lore in overwatch, reaper's interests me the most

which I hate because it makes me sound like an edgy teen, but I really just want to know more about his weird necromancy condition from a fantasy perspective

>>170723802
this
>>170723656

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>>170723512
>or at least have someone without crippling personality/personal issues to lean upon, and Mercy is exactly that
I wouldn't be so sure about it. We don't know enough about her. She could be a kind person who wants to help those in need...or she could be a psycho hell-bent on defeating death after losing her parents (although i doubt that's the case) or anything between those and we wouldn't know until we get more info on her.
But Mercy on those images is good, Reaper is with her and that's all that matters here.

fuck you janitor, it was funny and in spoilers

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>>170724125
I want to see all of these characters lores and histories explored. Because while they might be cardboard cutouts as far as generic personalities go, the premise of the game allows for a lot of possibility.

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>>170724125
>I really just want to know more about his weird necromancy condition from a fantasy perspective
I can explain it all, anon-kun, in two easy words: pic related

>>170724396
tracer should be gased

>>170723948
>Winston/Pharah follow and blow up healers all game
>Tanks trying their best but can't 2 v 6
>DPS off doing whatever and dying frequently while screaming "Wtf where healz? I'm genji I need healz"
This is the average Platinum game desu. I miss Ana pre patch because she could solo carry shitty teams.

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>Have won my first 5 placements
Here comes that fat ass losing streak.

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>>170724345
It'd be interesting to see them give Mercy a vaguely psychotic streak that she keeps hidden. It'd surely be an improvement over how she is now, where I can't even think of I time where she's ever been or sounded angry.

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>>170722930
Zenyatta would make the hottest twink ever

>>170724664
>cripple
You had to ruin it

>>170724737
How do you know he's crippled? Maybe he just likes to chill in a bitchin wheelchair.

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>comp game
>hanzo or genji picker
>their btag is simply their name IRL

>>170724598
I agree. Curent mercy is incredibly bland and a non-entity. The definition of a basic bitch (and a tattletale to boot). I hope her backstory steps away from the "le perfect qt doctor who likes to cure people and loves everyone <3"

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>>170723948

>play Ana
>hide indoors
>kill pharah by myself most of the time

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post webms

>>170724898
webms

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>>170724898

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>Route 66
>Do really well our first push, cap all 3 and have over 2 minutes to spare
>Defense
>Enemy team caps all 3 points and have 1:30 to spare
>Team immediately flips on each other and plays the blame game
>Explain we still have a better chance of winning and we haven't lost yet
>[inarticulate yelling]
>They cap two points before we stop them and everyone is still arguing
>Explain we still have 2 minutes and some change if we're not retarded we can win
>Continued arguing
>We nearly lose like twice but our Mercy had rez both times because fuck you
>We somehow barely win and everyone claims they carried each other
I don't know how we fucking won that. Either the other team wasn't communicating at all or they were arguing even more than us. Diamond fucking sucks, are all the higher tiers like this? Maybe I'll throw to go back to plat if everyone is this autistic.

>>170724582
>won my first 7 placements
>friends I was queued with started a little earlier and won all 10
you gotta believe

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>>170724898

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>>170725021
>lose the majority of my placement matches
>end up in mid-diamond anyway

>>170724737
>Cripple

Literally like half the cast is disabled in some form or another

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>>170724737
Well, how else are you gonna emulate him floating in midair? It's not like he can have a hovering engine installed in his ass

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>>170724898

>>170725084
>Allied bombing run over German targets

>>170724664
>>170725127
> melee is a kick

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Lena without goggles looks so adorable.
[Spoiler] even more cute when she's enjoying the lewdness [/spoiler]

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>>170725220
>he doesn't have robotic legs installed in his wheelchair to kick people out of his way

>>170725342
third robotic leg?
y u m m y

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>>170724598
She certainly doesn't sound happy during some lines, but yeah, she is surprisingly calm about it. I doubt they will do much to...taint the image of an angel, but it would be nice to have as long as they don't go overboard with it. We've had enough evil mad scientists lately.

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>>170725112
>Symmetra: Autistic, missing an arm
>Junkrat: Psychotic, missing an arm and a leg
>Torbjorn, Missing an arm
>Genji: Missing most of his body
>Reaper: Missing his entire body
>McCree: Missing a hand
>Roadhog: Obese, has cancer
>Widowmaker: Lungs don't work
>Tracer: Has lost anchorage with reality itself, also has ADD
>Winston: Socially awkward, has excess body hair
I can't think of anything for Pharah, Ana, Mercy, Rein, Hanzo, 76, Lucio, Sombra, D.Va, Zarya, Zen, and Bastion.

>>170725109
Placements *mostly gauge your performance and not your team's. Of course a lot of people who point this out fail to realize your team's performance and your performance are pretty much dependent on one another.

>>170725524
> winston
come on mate, he's a fucking gorilla

>>170725524
>Pharah
severe from of weaponized autism
>Ana
missing an eye
>Reinhardt
Don Quixote syndrome
>Hanzo
PTSD, possibly an alcoholic
>76
possible PTSD, other than that is fine

>>170725524
Isn't Reinhardt blind in one eye?

>>170725497
I want a line where someone such as Widow makes some kind of threat against her friends, and she states that she will make them sorry.
I dunno, SOME kind of touchy side to her.

>>170725524
Well Ana is down one eyeball and has to aim different because of it

Reinhardt is also blind in one eye

>>170725682
>Pharah
>severe from of weaponized autism

The people who keep screaming about her being autistic certainly have a weaponized form of it.

>>170725747
Oh yeah, and Ana too, albeit she has an artificial one.

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>>170725682
Oh, EVERY character will have PTSD in some shape or form.
From Mei being frozen in Antarctica to Tracer being lost in space and time to D.Va being trained to murder as a child to Bastion having an irrational hatred of trees.

I'm retarded and don't get Orisa's M2, description says it's thrown then activated, meaning two clicks, but I can't get it to behave any different regardless of what I do. What am I missing?

>widow complains about not being healed on defense

>>170725851
Shrieks about justice every time she kills people
>not autistic

pick one and only one, pharahfag

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>>170725505

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>>170726057
>Bastion having an irrational hatred of trees.

Lucio and Zenyatta are probably the only ones who are actually fine

>>170726093
How far away from people are you throwing it? It's supposed to suck people in.

Little beams connect to people when they're in range to help you out

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>>170726186
What's up with Pharah's dead faces.

>>170725759
She apparently had conflicts with Overwatch over something and she doesn't approve of Ana using her technology for combat, but that's as far as it goes right now. It doesn't seem to be serious enough for her to act.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9QLP_vHmoQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXbN5e0H9Lk [Embed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LqtgeOAFTg&t=66s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YCzUOgkC9I

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>>170726186

@170726353
Stop advertising your shitty videos, faggot.

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>>170726465
>@

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How tender and loving is their sex life?

>>170726573
Junkrat is a virgin

What happens after you get 5 star gold portrait?

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>>170726573
Satya is not for sexual.

>>170725505
>that ahegao

>>170726691

you go outside.

>>170726691
You get one that's looks like a mix of gold and platinum

>>170726353
The song on that third video is the swankiest thing I have ever heard.

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>play with a 5 stack on h*namura
>4 of us die when we try to push
>tell the 2 guys alive to come back and group up
>"yea okay lets group up"
>5 seconds later they both die because they were trying push 2v6
are people actually retarded? how are """"""people""""""""" like this alive?

I'm sick of NA server.

I'm gonna try Asia server with 150ms ping, hopefully less toxic players.

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>>170726705
But she's really good at it anon

>>170726110
Everything is autism to you faggots.

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>>170726057
>Bastion having an irrational hatred of trees
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/10/Timb_rare_01.mp3

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>mfw supercharger + nanoboost

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>playing your main
>playing a practiced hero
>playing a new hero

God, playing Tracer is so frustrating. You can blink on every direction, be alwas on the move, recall when you have there will be always a headshoot fore someone who wasn't even aiming in your direction.

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>>170726980
>Enemy Rein gets nanoboosted
>Casually get 1 shot by firestrike as a 200 hp hero

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>Widow headshots Pharah
>"Like mother, like daughter"

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>>170727552
>blueposter hasn't killed himself already

There's so many whiny niggers in QP today. Coincidentally they've all been beanskin spics.

>>170727552
What are the most savage lines in this game? I like Tracer's
>Wouldn't be a problem if YOU just disappeared forever.
that she directs at Sombra.

>>170727716
Maybe he will kill himself when the pharahposter finally does it first

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>Group up!
>yellow silhouette stays on other side of wall
>Group up with me!
>yellow turns to orange
>Me to Idiot: Come to me for healing!
>orange silhouette dives further
>gray skull
>Thanks!

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>>170727804
I don't even think children are afraid of you.

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>>170728130
That's Ana though.

>>170727764
shoo, don't you have homework to do over the weekend?
>>>/pol/

>>170728146
How do you say 'Come to me for healing'? 250 levels and I still don't know how to direct voice lines at specific teammates.

>3 gold medal
>as lucio

>>170728273
Keybind it and look at the player when you press it, using the racial menu doesn't do it.

>>170728273
Have your crosshair over them and press "need healing" bind (X by default)

>>170728483
>racial menu

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>POTG
>it's someone from the losing team

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>>170728483
>racial menu

>>170728604
>>170728635
Fuck I didn't spell check, I meant radial

>>170728483
>>170728489
Ah, I've only ever used the menu opened with C for communication, not the keybinds, that explains it.

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>>170728254
Fuck off Jamal. I swear to God there's more niggers in Bronze and QP than anywhere else in the game and they're all total shit. Tired of hearing their orangutan shrieking every single game.

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>>170727804
Who taught you to fight like that?

What teams will Orisa be on? She seems really good on KOTH just to shove people off or take them off high ground

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>>170728204
I dont understand how anyone can be confused.

One is from greek mythology, the other is from overwatch.

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>He "mains" dps and never plays anything else

Botters are out of fucking control

I swear 3 out of every 4 widows I see are aimbotting

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>>170727804
Bloo killing phaRAT:

>like mother, like daughter

>>170729132
>he takes pictures of people's asses because he's too much of a bitch to go talk to them

>>170721939
Why does he have goggles on?

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>>170728932
Actually you did, m'lady

>>170727804
https://clyp.it/uvnvevq4

>playing no limits
>I pick winston
>other four people pick winston
>after a long break, the sixth guy picks Hanzo

Why

>>170728835
Then mute them, you titanic crybaby. Why are white people such whiny little bitches.

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Easily the worst skin in the game

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who does Genji even counter? definitely not Bastion anymore and there is not one hero I think should be loosing to him, some dude I was playing with was crying about him despite playing 76

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>>170729390
I'm Black, what a disgusting life you must live as a dirty rat full of mentally-ill presumptions. You're going to starve in your gross bean-nigger wasteland.

>ultimate hackerface
>has unlimited access to money
>energy weapons, barriers, weapons made of light
>uses a $5 uzi

>>170729452
the mask alone would have been fine but then they went full retard with the colours

>>170729452
I think it's great.

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>>170729517

I fucking hate the announcer, why is there still no option to turn this bitch off?

>>170724898
This made me physically ill and I don't even have the game

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>>170729221
WHERE

>>170729378
Because there always has to be a Hanzo. There is no escape from the hanzo-hell.

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>tfw widow on your team can't hit winston while the enemy team's widow is fucking simo hayha
every time

>>170729880
because despite their pandering they didn't really care about their autistic playerbase

why does Mercy have the absolute worst skins feels bad desu

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How about we post the only canon couple?

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>>170730287
>tfw no mercy skin that doesn't change her ult line

>>170730410
Legendary skin to be precise

>>170730404
people are not interested in literally whos. That's why there's no art of Ana and her leaf but also because he's clearly a stand in for the real father that she can't tell Fareeha about

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>>170730287
She can't have the worst skins when Sombra exists.

>>170730410
Do the viking ones change her voicelines?

>>170730596
Yes, it changes to "Til Valhalla"

>>170730596
Yes. It becomes "Til Valhalla!"

>>170730679
Huh, that's pretty good.

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>>170730404

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I came up with some changes to Reaper to "fix" him or making him more effective at doing his job.

>Reduce his spread by approx. 20-25%
>Wraith form movement speed is slightly faster (10m/s) but cooldown is now 12 seconds
>Shadow Step is now instant and only requires a pose on initiation and gives 0.5 seconds of invulnerability during exit but cooldown is now 16 seconds
>Death blossom makes him immune to being stunned, but he can still be pinned or have his general movement be restricted by traps, frozen by Mei, and sucked in by graviton surge etc.

I might've gone a bit overboard but I'd like to hear what you guys think.

>>170730404
Now that they made tracer have a gay relationship to satisfy whoever wanted it, can we have fugg either Widowmaker or D.va?

>>170730952
>can we have fugg either widowmaker or d.va

What? Fix your sentence.

>>170730562
Not knowing his face, name or if they were even married might have a slight impact too

Does Tracer need to wear the chronic accelerator at all times so she's not fading in and out of time? That's gotta suck to take a shower or make love with

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Is Soldier broken?

>>170730897
He'd still feel boring even if he performed well.
I think he should have a lower base DPS which gets increased along with effective range based on the amount of soul orbs he collects.

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>>170730571
Sombra's neon blue one is pretty cool, but yeah everything else is shit

I just want a super Angelic skin, like this

>Internet cuts out during comp
>drop 70 SR.

If solo queueing wasn't bad enough

>>170731083
She has a stand for it in her house that basically applies its effect to the area, so she can take it off

>>170731083
At Emily's Apartment and Watchpoint Gibraltar there seems to be stands she can plug it in to that increases the area she can be in without dissapearing.

>>170731083
No, theres a device that lets her take it off at home

>>170731020
>can we have her* fugg Widow or D.va

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is there a reason why all reaper one tricks actually roleplay as him?

>>170731126
Probably the dumbest thing asked and thats including waifu questions.

>>170731163
Yeah that'd make him different from a repetitive "get in-get out" hero and make him a general threat that draws attention the more dangerous he becomes.

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>>170731317
No. Tracer is loyal to her girlfriend.

>tfw rapid fire with Dva pistol
It feels really good when your mech is destroyed and a Roadhog thinks he has a free kill but you just melt through him

>>170729235
To keep shrapnel and gun powder from getting in his eyes, silly!

>>170731179
Angel Mercy would be redundant unless it's the Evangelion kind of angel.

>>170730571
Also Zarya

>>170723223
>self-heal is him wrapping bandages around himself
It's Far Cry all over again.

>>170731341
It can be fun at times. But if i decide to do it, that shit stays off the mic and comp. It can be annoying and distracting for others.

>>170731341
>somehow manages to be the most interesting character while also being a walking meme
It's probably because he's fucking awesome.

>>170730952
Just because Tracer is gay doesn't mean she can't be shipped with guys.

If fans won't stop shipping straight characters of the same sex with each other, why should a gay character not be shipped with the opposite sex?

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There's not enough best girl in this thread.

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>whole team enemy team is smurfing
>my team gets actual new players
>try ranked
>It's a one healer or one tank episode
>it's a 2cp episode

This game is getting tedious as fuck playing alone

>>170731469
wut

redundant is taking her original skin and changing the armor color, which is what they did with like 5 skins. Get rid of some of those and add a skin where she looks like an angel, all in white, that's all I want.

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>autistic Genji main didn't get his instalock so he goes attack Mercy all game

>>170731469
Not if it's an Auriel skin

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>>170731646
Agreed. But that's not best girl.

>>170731642
>straight characters

who, literally only a handful of characters have had confirmed relationships

>Ana
>Tracer
>Torbjorn
>Widowmaker

>>170731646
Fit Pharah is great

>>170731693
Everyone has recolors.

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>>170731715
>>170731646
Factually correct, buy you guys aren't helping.

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>>170731697

>>170731715
whoever designed Blue has my turn ons nailed down to a T

>blue skin
>long hair in a pony tail
>strong profile
>small boobs
>round butt and thicc thighs

Whoever you are, thank you.

>>170731697
>tfw it actualy works and your team wins

>>170731792
Tracer is usually shipped with Widowmaker.

Despite them attempting to kill eachother multiple times.

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>>170731840
I wanna lick her abs!

>>170731646
>everyone tries to make pharah a muscle girl
>she wouldn't fit in her armor if she had that physique

bitch is stick thin with emaciated legs and no ass, sorry.

>>170731409
What if she cheated on her and then pressed E within 3 seconds?
Would that be ok?

>>170731868
Yeah but Mercy's just seem exceptionally lazy. An Angel skin should have been one of the default unlockables imo

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>>170731964
>tfw it didn't and his duo-queue buddy Hanzo main didn't help either

>>170731964
>get absolutely destroyed first round while trying your best
>get tilted, pick meme shit
>win
Happens too often actually

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>>170724898

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>>170732035
She will still feel guilty and so would not do it.

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>>170731994
You know you could always look at official stuff she she doesn't have her armor on

>Genji jumps into 5 v 1
>no teammates in sight
>I NEED HEALING

i just let them die every time. No reason why I should die because you're an idiot lol

>>170732217
>in-game model isn't official
>this fanart drawn by a blizzard employee tho

>>170722816
Thought that was Phyrexian Mercy there for a second, instead looks like groot

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who want Reaper to get some sort of cheesy redemption story instead of watching him get his revenge

DIE

>>170732126
You think Tracer has any real feelings? It's all a fake facade she puts up to hide her emptiness and crippling depression after spending an eternity lost in time, in absolute solitude.
She's actually more emotionally dead than Widowmaker, the only thing that makes an impression on her is Winston and she doesn't end it all just to not let him down.

>>170732217
Is the leaf an amputee or is it just shitty art?

>>170731792
I never said from Overwatch, although Widowmaker is paired with Tracer a lot.

But slash has been around since the first Kirk/Spock fan fiction. The fact a character is straight hasn't stopped fans from creating slash art and fan fiction.

I remember many years ago when I was involved in the Fullmetal Alchemist community, there was tons of slash of Mustang/Hughes the two straightest characters in the series.

>>170732317
I want reaper to turn against Talon but not be redeemed.

Like he works with Overwatch for the purpose of destroying Talon but is still an edgy basterd who hates everyone and causes trouble.

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Do you need healing from mommy Genji mains?

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>>170732431
shitty art

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>>170731646
Pout.

>>170732292
Whatever you need to yell yourself. Just sounds like revenge of the amputeefag

>>170732383
No, she's genuinely happy. She just keeps herself inmersed in Overwatch work to forget all the time in the slipstream and how she's barely human now. Being a hero is the only thing she's got left m8, but that doesn't mean she doesn't enjoy it.

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>>170732608
>You will never be femdommed by Pharah

>>170732292
>>170732559
Why are you people so fucking desperate for Pharah to be an amputee despite Blizzard telling you to fuck off and blowing you the fuck out multiple times? You're worse than the cancers who keep insisting she's austistic because "Hurr anyone who's good = austism!".

>>170732658
Honestly since the apartment is said to be Emily's and Tracer's Occupation is "adventurer" which most likely doesnt pay but she wants to be a hero instead of getting a real job.

She was probably homeless before she met emily.

>>170732317
I want him to be put down. None of that redemption shit. His time has passed and it's not gonna do anything good for his state.
Gabriel and Jack dying after reflecting on their past with Overwatch would be a good way to conclude their conflict.

>tfw you missed out and the best skin for big ape wont be available for another year

I cant comprehend this feel

>>170721809
I thought the Discord was discontinued. Why you trying to bring it back?

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>>170721809
>he put the discord into the op

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>Entire team tells Genji to kill Bastion
>He walks at him, fuck extreme mobility and your tony hitbox who needs that
>Bastion proceeds to shit on our team
>We ask Genji to switch
>He throws a tantrum and leaves
Jesus I hate this fucking game. If you have a leaver it should give the other team the win and not count it against the team that got screwed with a cry baby. I'm so pissed I think I'm not playing for the rest of the day.

>specificly leave a quickplay game because I dont want to be with the same widownigger again
>ENTERING: THE SAME FUCKING MAP

>>170732876
No its still active
>>170732947
What's wrong with that m8

>>170732972
Always give it time before requeueing, never instant queue after a match ends

>>170732317
What if it's both? Reyes was the good guy all along and gets his revenge against the incompetent frat commander Morrison

>>170732840
But you can get Safari at any time of the year

>>170733131
Reaper go to bed. Assuming you can still sleep.

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>>170732559
>has Ana sitting right in front of him
>doesn't fuck her right there on the floor, pouting instead over some shitty photo of a dyke faggot

Wow, what a fag

>>170733012
No one here cares for the Discord

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>>170733153
but this is the real winner though

>>170732964
>If you have a leaver it should give the other team the win and not count it against the team that got screwed
This is what annoys me the most. If you're down a player the game is basically forfeit. I feel obligated to keep playing though, so that I don't upset the other people on my team. The match should just auto end if the player doesn't rejoin after a certain amount of time (at the chance that maybe they were just having connection issues).

>>170733214
Ana doesnt do butt stuff anymore since she converted to Islam after nearly dying.

She offered to read passages from the Quran with Jack but he just looked at her disappointingly.

>>170732317
I just want to fuck him, that's all

>>170733131
not gonna happen. blizzard is too pussy for this

>>170732824
Well, she couldn't go back to her pilot career, so she had to find something to do. The image of NEET Tracer asking her girlfriend for money to travel around the world is funny to me.

>>170732317
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who care about the story

>>170733418
>Well, she couldn't go back to her pilot career
why tho?

>>170732636
>Whatever you need to yell yourself
that's literally you, scouring the official fanart for a single piece of bad fanart where she has a small bicep on her pudgy out of shape arm.

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>>170733214
That's because Ana now makes him read the entire Koran before they do anal.

>>170733207
He probably doesn't need to or simply can't sleep. Rotting and regenerating at the same time doesn't sound good.

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>>170733230
>naked winston with a few skulls here and there
Meh, even Wukong is better

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>>170733451
>game doesn't have a story and even then is non-canon
>written by blizzard

Funny stuff

>>170733572
>>170733383
What's with the new Quran meme? Has blizzard said something?

>>170733538
Honestly the british government probably offered to hire as a special military operative.

And she refused cause she would rather do good deeds then be a soldier. Even if it means she is homeless.

>>170733538
Either because her accerelator can't work properly inside a fighter jet or because of trauma.

>>170733681
>fucking makeshift chainsaw tesla gun
>MAMMOTH ROCKETPACK
are you kidding me

>>170733012
>It's still active

Yeah with autistic tranny fuckers.

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>>170733572
>Ana making Jack her bitch
hot

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>>170733718
Blizzard said in the past she is wearing a hijab now. I guess /owg/ is making jokes that she is a reformed slut now since she didn't wear it in the past.

>>170733718
Hee hood is apparently a hijab

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AWOO

>>170733718
I would not call it a meme.

last week I posted a theory that the reason young ana doesn't have a hijab is cause she converted after getting her eye shot out.

Then someone responded with something along the lines of what you have read with Jack being sad over Ana not being a slut.

>>170733718
According to retards and faggots, all the brown people in Overwatch are Muslims.

>>170733991
I like that theory. Both Jack and Ana have changed and they now have to work through it. Jack is no longer a boy scout and Ana is no longer a slut that does unconditional anal.

>>170733991
Is anal haram then? Does it really have a line "thou shall not do anal"?

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>our soldier uses his ult on a push
>is behind 2 walls so I can't boost him
>finally he comes out and I boost him
>"WTF ANA BOOSTING ME AT END OF MY ULT??"
>he didn't get a single kill even during the non aimbot phase

Before ou comment that I was out of position he was literally flanking in the middle of nowhere.

>>170733968
I've heard Talbain's howl in my head before thinking of anything related to Overwatch when reading this post. Huh.

>>170733815
They're not mammoth skulls. They're oversized cow skulls. That alone makes it pretty mediocre. And a chainsaw that's missing it's blade for a couple pieces of wood and wires is also meh

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>>170733968
why is he so hot?

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A HANZO AND GENJI IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING QUICKPLAY

IM SO SICK OF HEARING THE RETARDED MOONSPEAK AND GETTING RAPED BY DRAGONS EVERY 2 MINUTES

>>170734246
Dumb frogposter.

>>170731163
>HotS-style quest for orb collecting

FUND IT

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>>170733968

>>170734246
Dumb Ana poster

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>>170734770
A-WOOOOOOO~

>>170735054
more

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>3v3 elim cancer mode
>playing roadhog for the first time, last one standing and fail to kill Mei
>teammates start shitting on me predictably
>teammates keep dying almost immediately after each round starts but still have the gall to insult me

I legit think Overwatch's community is on par with League or Dota 2 on how cancerous it is. Half the people playing the game deserve a bullet in the head.

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>Put on a team with two cry babies in a row
Aaaaand the game is already over. Just fucking switch when we ask you to, if you're not cutting it then we're gonna tell you. These mother fuckers man.

>playing CTF
>get kicked for inactivity for camping the point after we scored
this is ridiculous, next we'll probably get kicked for being in spawn room before a match starts

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>>170735139

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>>170734708
>"reaper holy shit you fucking suck"
>"shut up im aiming for a late game power spike"

>>170735343
> if you're not cutting it then we're gonna tell you

why? why do you want to lose games?

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>>170734414
>he doesn't want to get double penetrated by the dragons
your loss, senpai

>>170735417
more shimadacest

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>>170727804

Not 100% savage, but always gets a laugh from me.

McCree: I bet you're a big fan of those old fashioned cowboy movies, aren't you?

Soldier: 76: I thought I was... Until I met you.

>>170735515
Just do it politely and ask them to switch. That is what I always do. Then they act like I just fucked their mom.

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>>170735589
It's the purest form of love

>>170735594
>I TAUGHT YOU EVERYTHING YOU KNOW
>n-not everything
sick comeback mccreamy