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>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
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>Red Mage Teaser:
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>New info on class changes for 4.0
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Last thread:
>>170645273
this thread stinks
ultrash
DESIGNATED
It is now femroe hour
>consider not shitposting
>makes a shitpost OP
ok
*airguitars psychotically*
who is your favorite ultrash member and why
>when you're a jaded fuck from your "gf" cucking you and can't have a simple discussion about the game without turning it into shitposting and you having a mental breakdown
Name that Aika.
>rapist at the bench
>>170683298
Then start making threads yourselves you mentally retarded faggots.
wawafell
>>170683301
Kiss that is literally not an air guitar
Air guitar is when you pretend to have a guitar. You clearly have one in your hand
>>170683291
If you say so, nerd.
*blows vapor in ur face*
just vaped
>>170683408
i need to cringe
post cringe
>>170683463
I'm psychotic, I do what I want. Who knows if it's even a REAL real guitar, it might just be a figment of my imagination.
>>170683514
hey thats me
Happy kitters.
>>170683514
>>170683487
>>170683408
>>170683591
M Elezen lf a lady lala to /pet
>>170683593
Piss
>>170683517
just look at the last thread plenty of cringe in there
>>170683517
>current year
>using 'cringe'
cringe
Evilc@s
>>170683574
Fake guitars don't show up in photographs okay?
Fake guitars also don't shoot rainbows
>>170683663
ugly c@
Whom's't wishes to conduct content amongst the realms of Aether.
>>170683663
>hunting hawk
One
Job
>>170683846
What the fuck is the point of this post?
>>170683669
Well then I guess I'm just imagining that it's fake or something, I don't know. Make up an excuse for me, jeez.
>>170683517
banana is not a neo ebin, newfag!
On average, how much of a boost in rdps is Trick Attack?
>>170683903
You can ask that about every post in this thread so far
>>170683663
nice hawk too bad it costs nothing now
>>170683903
they show off they sweetfx
>>170683903
To show off his terrible lizard that looks like every other face 1 lizard with shit glamour.
His lizards are fucking awful.
i fucking despise shirou kuma
>>170684078
i spent like 10m on the damn thing a long time ago
whatever
>>170684078
I'm glad it costs nothing now! It fits my bond villain look very nicely
>>170684160
Same.
Do not respond to renko posts
He literally jerks off to (you)s good or bad
Stop feeding them
dancing elezens.
>>170684359
Fuck off elk
>>170684171
Same (about 10 mil as well), but then again I've blown more money on dumber things.
Like my melds.
>>170684359
who the fuck is renko
>gymqueen edition never
F E M R O E S
>>170684136
What the he*k?
Renko is cute and you need to get some taste????
>>170684484
can i lewd ur catboi
Post cute Roegadyn bestfriends!
>>170684398
The one on the right is the better one desu
The middle would be decent if they didn't wear glasses, the left one is just no, it looks like a white person tried to make a brown character.
>>170684428
You first, bespeckaled bitch.
>>170684520
My future bf
>>170684587
That's not justice.
>>170684524
Find me more femroe art and I'll put femroes in the OP when I make a thread.
>>170684160
Why? He's a good person
>>170684824
unlike you lol
>>170684565
His lizard is an uglier Marsy
His cat was decent
>>170684824
I don't hate him but I also don't think he's a good person.
He's nice but he can be a fucker.
>>170684882
Now that you mention it
>>170684862
You got me there, I'm an almost friendless loner too
Anyone want to chat anonymously on a dead server. Bored and lonely.
>>170684160
why's that
I miss marcy
At least he was funny and vocal instead of being a stuttering elepies speaking retard. Or talking about lewd shit 24/7.
/xivg/, how do you handle people who throw a tantrum and push to abandon when they lose?
I was just in Dun Scaith with a lot of new players and a couple of experienced ones, and the veterans were laying into the new guys (and eventually everyone) for making mistakes and generally having low DPS. They voted abandon and I said to give them a chance, and they started yelling at me to quit and learn how to play my class correctly. I'd been making mistakes of my own, but I did my best and followed their callouts, so I'm not sure why they lashed out at me.
I know it's stupid, but it takes the fun out of the game when people get this upset over it, and it's hard for me to not just give up and turn it off.
>>170685490
Autism on parade.
>>170685458
fuck off seto
who here /cringey male/
>>170685649
Me!
>>170685606
Don't you EVER throw that insult at me
>>170685490
justgive up and turn it off
>>170685458
Hahahaha
>Furthermorem, characters can only transfer 1 million gil
>while retainers can only transfer 100 thousand gil
Keep forgetting this stupid shit
>>170685871
>100 million gil is not uncommon
>the very richest players have over a billion
>cant transfer with more than 10 million gil
>>170685649
you're cringey for other reasons,hitler youth
>>170685263
i bet that smells fishy
>>170685490
Generally speaking I just start winding those people up so they'll ragequit. Anyone who actively shits on others and is utterly non-constructive in what they're saying doesn't deserve anything short of relentless mockery.
Mistakes happen and that's how people learn. If they have a problem with it, then they can just piss off up a tree.
>>170685649
I'm the best.
>>170685871
>buy a fuckton of rare / wanted materials or pets
>sell them when you get to the other server
????
c@ boi
>>170686080
repost edition
>unironically transferring to Balmung
>unironically transferring to Gilgamesh
Who are the purest cats? And don't meme me with
>cats
>pure
>>170684616
>>170686297
unironically hunny bunny.
>>170686285
>I hate playing on the two most popular servers and need to make my garbage opinion known!
ok
>>170685649
Eh, it's a living.
>>170686342
sexy femroes
>>170685649
sup
>>170686358
who
>>170686251
I like the one on the right, he looks princely.
>>170686285
As in people who don't ERP?
>>170684398
Since when did you get a monopoly on cute elezen?
>>170686079
>this is far more disruptive to the economies on both servers than simply moving gil
SE isn't smart
posted in the wrong thread rip
does anyone want to do diadem
Red flags
>p-people who t-talk like this
>people who talk like this...
>people who 0w0
>pweple who twalk like this~
Post your red flags
>>170684616
>tfw you are the Roegadyn best friend
>>170685961
Do we have another /pol/tard to go along with Ippiki?
>>170686864
Nobody said they were. You think they give a shit about the players? They just want to see how much bullshit you'll put up with AND pay them for it.
>>170686937
People that come to the threads and post lists of "red flags".
>>170686934
no, fuck off
>>170686934
can diadem be done cross server?
>>170686937
People who make these lists.
>>170686981
T to the riggered
>>170686937
anyone who tries to get comfortable and make friends in a duty finder.
>>170687087
>gets btfo
>"ill call them triggered!"
>>170687070
>>170686981
>mad as fuck Balmongoloids
wew
>>170686937
>people who e-date
>people who erp
>people who postchihuahuas
>>170686521
I'm okay.
>>170686937
>people that erp
>people that play a slutty female characters
>people from /xivg/
>>170686937
People that unironically say "wew" or "triggered" deserve to be shot.
anyone wanna buy a small house in balmung lavender beds for american dollars
looking for like 250
>>170687291
close to 2 months onGilgameshand I've yet to see one femroe
Only a hand full of male ones
Why do you guys not PvP?
>>170687440
Because it's bad.
Not in the typical sense, but the gameplay for it is just terrible and is zero fun.
owo
>more ogres getting posted than autismbois
They won, male cats are extinguished.
>>170687508
generic af
>>170687354
wew
>>170687440
I do, who doesn't are the shitters that get steamrolled in Feast and then complain it's bad.
what do you do after the gobbies touch?
>>170687580
Such easy bait.
>>170687661
i think you're the one who got baited
>>170687517
We need to report all ogretranny posts.
>>170687487
You must be pretty bad at it.
I'll agree that frontlines aren't fun because of the zerg pve gameplay but Feast is extremely fast paced and the 2.5s gcd meme argument doesnt really work.
>>170687730
Feast is literally unfun unless you're a PLD, WHM, or MNK.
>>170687730
>Uh oh, I have nothing practical to say so I'll resort to memes and calling him bad!
Yeah, nah, you go back to your autism.
is papalymo in the new artbook at all?
>>170687385
I've been on leviathan for a bit and i don't think I've seen that many either.Then again i don't really see anybody here...
>>170686008
meweow
>>170687508
>all those triggered bronzies
relax bois, maybe this season you might hit silver
>>170688034
hey, man. my league rank has nothing to do with this
>>170686934
Which server?
>>170688034
see
>>170687813
If you want to roll around in shit and wonder why people don't want to join you, you go ahead man.
>log in super early
>see EB online in FC
>decide to say hey and give them a hug
>use ring
>steps of nald
>maybe they're doing grand company stuff
>in quicksands with 1 au ra and 2 seekers targeting them and party flag on all of them
>takes them a full minute to notice I'm there
>they see me and logout
I'm fine... Totally fine...
>>170686937
>things that flare up my autism, now post yours!
>>170688147
What do you not like about Feast? You're criticizing people calling you bad for not having anything substantial to say yet you go ahead and say Feast is shit without explaining why.It is okay if you're shit
>>170687508
hey qt
>>170688015
back off
>2017
>not being on the spectrum
wew
>>170688196
Did you quickly take their spot and continue?
>>170688253
Again, I understand you want to make a point, but why bother throwing around insults?
It's pathetic. You're not worth anyone's time.
But coming from you, I suppose it's nothing new.
>>170687440
I do, though. I got gold in Feast 4v4 last season.
Feast on Aether is full of wintraders, exploiters, and griefers, all who went through the last season without any repercussions.
That alone makes it not worth it to queue for feast, at least on Aether.
anyone wanna do feast right now on aether
>>170688196
>worrying about EB doing in a dungeon party before they logout
>join clear party for zurvex
>new people in it
>just about to nail it
>someone leaves the party
>party disbands
>repeat ad nauseam
alternatively
>saying "skip soar or kick" in a clear party instead of just learning the mechanics
why are the people that play this game such weak gamers
>>170688421
shirou no one likes feast sorry
>>170684398
If you insist
>>170688196
>playing on Balmung
You made the first mistake.
>>170688421
yeah sure invite me unless you suck
>>170688470
who is this blueberry and does he want to be juiced?
>>170688525
What do you look for in an EB?
>>170688470
Mel...
>>170688479
i don't really like it either but i want stuff from it
>>170688597
i'm a pretty ok healer i think
>>170688637
>>170688686
mentally unstable social circle infiltrator with a fantasia addiction, nazi fetish, and creepshot fetish
avoid
>>170688789
I don't know if I trust Shriou healing desu
I slaved over my mount dude but it was worth it trust me
>>170688789
are you trying to get the dogs?
>>170688347
You're avoiding the question as to why you think it is bad.
>>170688394
Yeah there are a good amount of shady players but they exist in all games. I think the problem is there is a blanket-mindset about pvp in this game that misleads a lot of people and convinces them to hate it without even trying like >>170688347 . The top 10 for both solo and party queue in season 3 had only 1 confirmed wintrader (Payne Ebonwing on faerie), and even then the rewards for top 10 were a complete joke so it wasn't even worth much. Top 100 is literally impossible to not get if you have a working brain so anyone who complains about that being unachievable is truly just a shit player.
>>170688641
I haven't looked for one but I'll let you know if I think of something.
what is the best gw2 server tobury my sorrows and hide away for a bit
>>170688916
Once again, trying real desperate. For someone that isn't even subbed you sure like to keep throwing your weight around.
>>170688997
Sorrow's Furnace
>>170688916
Do you get the cool PVP gear each season if you get top 100? I'm thinking of dedicating my time to getting good in a pvp feast squad. If it's really as easy as just being in top 100, I definitely want to try it
I wish a femroe would bench press me.
>>170689039
hell yeah
>>170688892
what the hell man, i've been healing for like 900 pvp games i think i'm at least ok
>>170688898
the pets yeah, and the flying airship mount, idk how to get the dog mounts
>>170689076
Top 100 reward for Season 1 and 2 were chest, leg, boots, gloves, and helmet (for top 10). Season 3 and 4 top 100 reward is a Hellhound mount of varying colors for party/solo queue and the top 10 is an earring nobody cares about and a minion that isn't exclusive.
>>170689160
dog mounts are from last season top 100
there's dog minions too though which are 300 kills/assists
I'm like 120/200 for the airship and I'll get to it at some point when I stop being lazy again
>>170689309
ugh really? I'm fucked if I want that cool gear?
>>170689036
what is this picture supposed to be?
>>170689415
sorry for what
>>170689324
damn, that's really sad... i wish i would've gotten in top 100 since i collect mounts
i'm uhhh, 80/200 or some such, really hard to find the motivation to grind it out alone so i ask here and never get any responses. also the 300 kill pet seems REALLY fucking annoying to get, do you actually have to land the finishing blow for it to count? assists is pretty easy since i mean as a healer im getting tons of assists all day anyway
>>170689076
Top 100 rewards are for soloqueue only, party queues you need to be top 30. Both queues have top 10 rewards as well.
Regardless of getting a team or not if you are a good player (you dont even need to be that good, just competent) then you will place top 100 easily.
The rating system in Feast is designed for you to climb with a sub 50% winrate until Diamond. There were people who made Diamond and top 100 last season with 40% winrates. So long as you are literally not terrible at the game, understand how pvp works, and dont lose all of your matches then you will be fine.
>>170686937
p-please anon, I only mean to help
>>170688470
>in zurvan ex clear
>things are looking dire but we have an LB3
>someone ragequits and we lose our mass rez
>wipe
Takes a lot to make me rage, but boy was I salty after that one.
>>170689658
y-you're not cute
>>170689461
>>170689415
It's Aika.
>>170689594
yeah landing the finishing blow is what counts as a kill
this is just from like a weekend of doing 8v8s as monk mostly, did a little as pld but you don't really get kills on pld often
balmung diadem pls anyone...
>>170689856
ok pst
>>170689856
>balmung
No.
>>170689856
Who are you?
>>170686937
Anyone who is pretty much constantly going on about how sad and depressed they are. So pretty much over half of /xivg/.
>>170689880
pst who
>>170689902
lily lu
>>170689943
pst me, duh
>>170689790
wtf you make it sound like it's easy, i guess i'll give it a try sometime this weekend, hopefully i can rope my EB or some other friends along
>>170689856
yeah send me a tell, stratos argochu
Why is that it says the stormblood collectors edition is like 200 bones, but going to the online store on PSN it's only 60?
>>170689985
yeah I just queued with a friend and spammed 8v8s and I didn't get kills super often but still got them enough to consistently have my number go up, assists fucking fly up though I get like 5+ a match every single match super easily
>>170689996
why do you think, dingus
>>170689996
One is a physical collectors that has extra stuff, the other is digital.
We were cheated out of an ishguardian grand company
>playing 8v8 Feast
>>170690320
4 factions never work in games though
3 is perfect, the 2 lesser ones keep the third in check
>>170690428
He has a point. The 3 faction dynamic is what kept me playing Dark Age of Camelot for like 4 years.
>hey we should really take care of the imperials that are on our mainland before a head on stack so we do t have to fight a war on two fronts. And highlanders trying to Allah Akbar our asses at every turn.
>nah nigga I want my banzai tress, uncomfortable sandles and shitty single edged curved swords.
How to lose a war 101
>>170690320
literally what would an ishgardian grand company add to anything at all
i'll wait
>>170690604
more choices, why does it need to "add" anything other than that
>>170690584
I sincerely doubt the Eorzean alliance is sending soldiers to the far east.
It is more like you are helping the resistance fight the imperials so they are now bogged down on two fronts.
>>170690604
Ishguardian hunt gear
>>170690547
>only 4
hmmm
Who are some cute Face 2 c@s?
>>170690584
That largely depends on how things are with Garlemand.
The new Emperor who has people undermining him just losing his most loyal enforcing general won't help. Internal politics has already stymied the efforts of Garlemand's expansions after the Calamity and it's entirely possible that at this point the entire empire is a bit too stretched thin to take care of two uprisings simultaneously.
Or perhaps not. We'll see!
>take soup out of the microwave
>burn my finger because the bowl is hotter than I thought it would be
wow wtf yoshi this game sucks
>>170690692
not having infinite choices isn't the same as having no choices, child
>>170690706
How much you want to bet we get framed for helping the empire and we have to leave eorzea in stormblood?
Tonberry is the best server
>>170690906
>open up /xivg/
>someone is posting that I don't like
another fucking bullshit post-expansion patch. Stormblood can't come soon enough
how do people get banned for chargebacks? is there a way to avoid this while still keeping sub paid with debit card?
>>170687153
Do you actually get upset when people joke around and banter in DF?
>>170690930
1 more logical choice of gc isn't the same as having infinite choice, "child"
Zalera is the best server!
>>170690930
Sup Owlman
>>170690748
yeah we had that, it was called dusk vigil and the vault
>>170690942
not likely. the activation of Omega to counter whatever's being locked in East Shroud seems to be a lot of what we're in for, but we're very clearly not leaving Eorzea disgraced like Heavensward, that isn't the mood presented here at all.
>>170691045
what's logical about it? ishgard is a sheltered, backwards ass theocracy. why would they have "grand companies" at all?
>>170691074
who
>>170691053
>e621
Furfag get out
>>170690942
That would most likely contradict what we know about the plot, which involves jumping back and forth between Gyr Abania and Othard and helping their respective resistance fighters.
>lore
f@
>>170691045
How is ishgard having a grand company logical? They're a theocracy, their military force is controlled by the church-state.
>>170689763
i-i'm sorry /pat ;_;
>>170691183
actually i get the feeling it's gonna be a substantive branch to reduce player congestion, like with sea of clouds / coerthas west. half the playerbase starts the MSQ fuckin around in gyr abania / on the mainland, another half gets on a boat heading east to seek an audience with somebody.
>>170690547
Jeeze why did you make such a pretty elezen who I want to buy presents for
can early access just start already I want to channel my inner weebshit
>>170691359
don't fucking touch me, creep
>>170691282
I agree. go lose some weight, four-eyes!
>>170691359
do you have an f-list
>>170691349
idgaf about whatever any of that means i just wanna be apart of ishgard
>>170691512
what the fuck does it matter? just wear shit from the vault and play pretend like a normal person you dumb fuck
I'm wiping ass at a storyline duty in La Noscea. Is grinding my best option? It's Feint and Strike, and I'm a level 15 marauder.
>>170691436
were all weeaboos now
>>170691624
because i play pretend enough irl as it is i just wanna be apar tof ishgard is that so mcuh to ask you fucking assohle
>Not wanting to be an agent of the ishguardian church being able to shout and call people heathens and harlots and you won't get in trouble as it is lore friendly.
>>170691661
like I can't even play to level because unless everything is turned completely upside down I'm not going to want to play anything except DRG and try out SAM
GOD i'm so fucking excited
>>170690942
>framed for helping the empire
Who in the fuck would even consider doing that at this junction, who would have any motivation to do so, and who among the alliance leadership would even believe it?
>People queuing for the Matron diadem complaining that everyone isnt helping them do fates
How do these people breathe? Also I hate this dumb theorizing shit going on lately that people are trying to prove that evaluations and fate completion increases the odds of the emergency mission spawning. If something that important to the entire system were the factor for it then it would have been mentioned by the devs in order to actually encourage people to participate. That and auto kick after 5 minutes of idling.
>>170691474
I do not, I don't see the reason in one for the most part
>>170691750
You should play some Monk, since it's going to be the closest thing to Samurai. Ever since RDM was confirmed I've been playing nothing but BLM in preparation for it.
>>170691634
bls rsbonb
is grinding worth it or should i re-examine my strats
>>170691680
are you cry-typing, anon
>>170691818
whos the cat in the middle?
>>170690782
It would have been longer but WoW happened and my entire guild switched.
>>170691434
I'm sorry?
>>170691872
no i just typed it really fast and thought it was funny so i didn't correct any of the typos hehe
>>170691750
>>170691868
i was about to say the same thing, ive been gearing and practicing monk ( usually play BLM) to get used to melee and potentially positional, couldnt hurt!
>>170692016
I stuck around through WoW, but it was pretty much the death knell for mordred, then when they started offering server transfers they left mordred out because they didn't know what to do about the cross-realm armor and that's when it all came crashing down.
>>170691868
>>170692063
>You should play some Monk
I went on a several-months long binge where I played nothing but Monk. Punching things is fun, and MNK has some really nice glamours, but I have a mighty need and only samurai can fill it.
I wish SE wasn't being so tight-lipped about how the new jobs actually function. We've been given comparisons, comparing SAM to halfway between MNK and NIN, but no concrete mechanical information. All we have are a couple pretty animations from the in-game trailers.It only gets worse every day. It's starting to hurt. Especially since I don't have enough money to pre-order.
>>170692172
>no shadows on the person next to you
makes it look like he's floating, or was photoshopped into the picture
>>170692063
Melee DOES take a bit to get used to. I've only played casters in MMOs for fucking YEARS, and I remember when I was leveling my first ever melee class (dragoon) I would actually forget to follow bosses when they moved, just being like 'why arent my abilities going off??'
>>170692016
>but WoW happened and my entire guild switched.
iktf.Midgard/Excalibur represent
>>170688015
>so excited for stormblood
>think monks will get their moment of glory and the highlanders will be freed
>EU Fanfest happened
>weeaboo pandering
>monk shares the same gear with samurai
It's like even the devs don't care about ala mhigo
What new classes do you think we'll get in Stormblood? I'm hoping for Blue Mage.
i look so spiffy
>>170692063
I'm more excited for Lv 70 tanksLv 68 and 70 DRK skills are High Time and Aerial Rave pls
>>170692421
I want to touch my penis while the person who plays as this cat touches their penis!
>>170692538
i disagree
>>170692421
I would absolutely no joke EB this Miqote.
>>170692552
that would be.. amazing, though i wonder if SAM would get them instead due to their dps nature
>>170692552
DRK is gonna be the new off tank, pressing 2-3 ogcd abilities between each weaponskill and swinging around his fuckhuge sword like dante
even though I play warrior mostly I can with no hesitation say that this job attracts the absolute worst players
>>170692552
>he doesnt know
Sorry lad, we got Stinger, WE dmc now.
Does anyone actually have more than 2 retainers?
>>170692601
that's ok
>>170692273
Albion/Igraine for me
>>170692552
I'll settle for making paladins better
>>170692847
i have 5
post best friends
>>170692703
SAM will have plenty to work with
>>170692893
I hope they get a Charging Star or something with their shield, would be cool
>people who literally don't participate in potd and just wait for you to clear the level while they sit on the cairn
>>170693000
is that lei.. what a qt
>>170693000
>>170693050
If the thing is activated then you should go. If not then yeah kick them out.
>>170692893
>I'll settle for making paladins better
>tfw play PLD, WHM and MNK(as well as most of the other classes, but those are dear to my heart for some retarded reason)
>tfw worried they'll remain left behind in the dust by the other classes still
I mean, I'll still continue playing them, I'm a stubborn bint, but it sure would be nice to see them get some love.
Leave PLD alone
>>170693180
>tfw those three jobs are the jobs I main for each role
Sometimes I wonder if that's the reason why people think I'm a cuck
>>170693000Snowmen are the best!
>>170693000
I've really enjoyed trying to get my relic. What a fun, unique, novel and compelling game design system this is to further encourage me to continue forward along this masterfully crafted quest
>>170693382
this is the fucking cutest post i've seen on xivg
Bye
>>170693479
smell ya later nerd
>>170692554
im pretty good at that
>>170692617
not worth
>>170693448
but that's not a picture of me
>>170693512
I know that feel. Wanna be trash together?
>>170693512
Not with that attitude
>>170693434
nobody fucking cares
you're the dumb retard spamming the same shit over and over acting like that's what you're supposed to do
>>170693569
Who do I message?
>>170693434
have fun once you get to light and now one farms it anymore since loli280 jurrasic park
>>170693512
who cares
>>170693604
Well for starters you tell me what server you're on.
>>170693595
This isn't the attitude I normally have, I always put myself out there in a positive way but I just get pushed to the side because I'm not good enough.
>>170693616
I don't think anybody does, but I needed to vent it somewhere and I have nobody to say it to. I'm sorry.
>>170693565
Why not worth? For you or me?
>>170693565
want to sometime then?
Holy fuck why are there so many people in the Quicksand?
>>170693618
amber?
>>170693673
Its not that you aren't good enough. Chances are you just aren't offering what most people here are after and that in itself is commendable. Don't change yourself or become a degen for others.
>>170693598
> acting like that's what you're supposed to do
literally grinding lore is the intended mechanic. Prior to the umbrite nerf you needed 24,000 lore with no other way to get umbrite besides getting 24,000 lore. That wasn't something you would just stumble across during normal play. You had to go farm.
It's down to 12k lore now after the umbrite cost nerf but it's still a rediculous time sink
>>170693512
One day you'll come across someone who doesn't hate you as much as you hate yourself.
>>170693664
I'm on Balmung.
>>170693736
I don't plan to, but holy hell is it lonely.
>>170693741
I can only hope.
>>170693673
Adelais...
>>170693512
Hey dude, let's talk about it.
You can add me on Discord if you want, or come to my server, or we can start an alt in some random server anonymously so you won't know who I am.
What do you prefer?
>>170693738
>grinding
wrong again
>>170693837
You should give yourself more credit.
>>170693837
what if I bluntly asked you sometimespoilers I might have once before but was too awkward about it to go through with it
>>170693849
No, he's just another who shrugged me off.
>>170693868
I don't particularly want to talk about it, I'd rather get my mind off things. If you'd like to do that, what's your discord?
>>170693793I'm on Excalibur so I can't lend you my ear. Sorry, stranger.
>>170693885
> ha ha I can keep saying wrong and people will think im right
meme elsewhere
>>170693960
What do you mean by get your mind off things? Just chat about whatever or play something?
>>170694027
Yeah, something like that.
>>170693512
Wrong, you haven't found the right type yet. Getting personalities to work together, let alone in an enjoyable way, isn't easy. Just keep trying, and you'll find something that works.
>>170693960
Mel...
>>170693970
uhhhh just PLAY THE GAME dude lol
who cares if it'll take far longer than the entire patch cycle to finish?
>>170694091
Not him but I just woke up and not really doing anything so feel free to add me Truly#7556
Which servers are the comfiest?
>>170694248
Avoid, regularly rotates through internet boyfriends weekly while venting about it here.
>>170694262gilgamesh
>>170694309
Wow that's offensive, I've never done any of that.
>>170693735
Maybe.
>>170694248
>>170694373
definitely gilgamesh
just watch out for hardware hank who is now back as tupperware tom. he was banned for hacking other players and he ban evaded and is now back. sometimes he posts child pornography in shout chat but the gms cant ban him
>>170694248
p-play on zalera heheh
*has no friends and lonelyposts constantly begging for attention*
>>170694373
>>170694456
I can't really believe this when my alts there have almost no friends
>>170694498
Who here is actually from Zalera?
>>170694498
Why not? It is a nice server.
Want to come? We could play together.
>>170694498
come to mateus heh...
>>170694574
I think there's at least 3
should I main pld or war?
Hey /xivg/
I'm agonizing over a catchy Hellsguard Femroe name that is lore friendly. She is themed after white, purple and red (skin)
Can anyone give me some help brainstorming names?
I've gone through all the Ivory, Pearl, Silver, etc. names In my head and none sound right. Lore names can be a bitch.
>>170694574
Me, and I don't think it's a bad server all things considered.
>>170694201
>>170693970
>crying about something you're supposed to do in your downtime over the course of a year taking more than a week to do all at once
>crying over repetition when they're intentionally poopsocking run after run
>crying over a weapon that'll just be a fucking glamour in june
>>170694649
Crimson Cock
>>170694649
post pic
>>170694248
Oh, you don't like me. I'm the same one who you replied to a couple weeks ago.
>>170694116
I don't think I ever will.
>>170694796
I don't know what makes you think that I don't like you. I don't really hold any grudges, so like I'm sure we leave w/e happened between us in the past and have some good time right now?
>>170694262
Faerie's comfy if you can get over it not being ginormous like Balmung and Gilgamesh.
Balmung's actually pretty comfy too if you stay away from xivg.
>>170694796
Dude, if Aendyr and I can find girls that genuinely like us for who we are, I'm pretty sure you'll have a fine time in the future, just be patient.
>>170694681
>being a contrarian faggot at every possible oppurtunity
friendlesd loser lol
>>170695005
Ahahahah
>relic is never intended to be BiS or used for endgame raiding, literally just something for DoM/DoW to do
>people STILL get mad when it isn't BiS
Fuck off to another game, you autistic losers. Spending more time than other people mindlessly grinding will never, ever, EVER guarantee you BIS. Get used to it. Learn to actually play the game. If relic was BIS the game would be worse.
>>170694747
Please no. It wouldn't even make it through.
>>170694763
I guess my server isn't accepting new characters right now but the one I'm thinking is pic related. Hair is a work in progress.
>>170695005
Which fraulein is this? Must be in the double digits by now.
She'll leave you just like all the others.
>>170695124
>was bis in 2.55
>was bis in 3.55 before diadem fiasco
>>170695124
I find it odd that a lot of people that care about bis haven't even stepped into savage. Not even a9s. I will happily admit i haven't gone past 10, but I also don't aim for bis for content I don't plan to clear.
I dont't get it mayne.
>>170695124
But relic was BiS in 2.0.
>>170695042
>e-everyone who doesn't agree with me is contrarian!!!!!
>>170695213
they technically were suppose to be released at the same time weren't they?
>>170695249
it actually required relevant content in 2.0
>>170695138
Crimsons Schlong?
Red Trousersnake?
>>170695293
nice one naka!!!!!!!!!!
>>170695274
relic was planned out from the beginning, diadem was never planned to be such a failure that had to be 'remade'
>>170695213
>>170695249
Yep, you're right. Relic used to be BIS. For one patch. And then they learned that nobody but autistic glamourtards care about grinding for relic. It isn't fun. It's only rewarding if you want to have a shiny weapon. Tacking on 'BIS' to validate your grinding won't make relics more fun. BIS deserves to come from the most recent or hardest content, to encourage people to PLAY THE FUCKING GAME, not the one that requires the most grinding.
>>170695232
I have not seen a single person with relic in alex or zurvan that isn't fucking retarded and bad at the game. They want the easy, grindgrindgrind way to get the best gear, and don't actually want to learn. They think having BIS will make them better, so they grind their ass off.
It's pathetic. They should find a different game.
>>170695289
I meant actually 2.55 but it was still BiS there, and it didn't require anything but dungeon running and spiritbonding/gil burning for a long time. You're right that the original version required to clear some difficult fights, but nothing after that required a lot of skill, just a lot of grinding.
>>170695358
hi bepper
>>170695005
are you and odincat still dating? or is it cg now?
>>170695083
>>170695142
This is literally my point, you can have people around you that get dozens of tries, just because life is that endless, you don't need to sign anything away already.
>>170695427
>I don't like thing
>I DON'T LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!
Has there been any time frame given for 3.56's release?
>>170694248
tfw truly would rather post in the thread to talk to people than messaging the ones he already knows. feels like shit desu
>>170695138
Elegant Rafflesia
>>170695124
There's nothing wrong with the relic being the best weapon by a minimal amount for a few months at the end of the expansion when the latest tier is 6 months old.
>>170695576
Sometime soon. Just gonna take a guess and say the 21st
>>170695514
hello
>>170695427
You're aware that some jobs actually didn't have a decent i275 option right? The DRK Anima is just straight up superior to the Augmented Shire.
>>170695568
Cool argument.
>>170695603
See, this is an ACTUAL argument. Nobody cared that relic replaced alex/shire BIS except idiots because alex was old as fuck. But you're missing the point:
BIS SHOULD COME FROM ACTUAL CONTENT, NOT GRINDING.
>>170695589
Dude just send me a message. I'm not doing anything.
>>170695543
It was more laughing at trying to drag someone else to your level
>>170695785
We're both cringy males yes, that's the joke, lighten up
Post top tier lizard butts
>>170695870
you first
>>170695005
what? who? who are you dating these days and since when? didn't you unsub?
>>170695752
no
>>170695594
Hrm, that's not bad. I like that name.
I'm looking at randomized names now. Some are decent.
>>170695870
>>170695427
Or maybe you should seeing that FFXIV was never really intended to be played at such a high level that, for some reason, you have in your head for it to be.
You'll only be crying more anyway when Stormblood is released and they make raids even easier than Alexander: Creator.
>>170695891
>>170695870
>>170696087
>make raids even easier than Alexander: Creator
Why would you even want that?
>>170694796Im not any of the people who have replied to you so far but Im in the same boat as you. If you like we could meet up on a random server and talk. Id like that too.
>>170696151
I think they will aim for it to be on par with Alexander: The Creator.
They have also said they are going to make an even harder version that will release with the odd-numbered patches, the way they did with savage SCOB, which is one of the best things they could do imo.
aether dun scaith in progress need backup
>>170695920
why not?
>>170695870
>>170696365
send lewds
>Hehe Xd
Gilgamesh is trash.
>>170693794
Jaypee get the fuck out of these threads and stop posting my images.
>>170696365
Cute butt, i agree with >>170696396
If you have more a lewd album would be nice.
>>170696352
because I'm too obsessive and controlling.
i need to cringe
post cringe
>>170696890
Look through the entire thread my dude.
>>170696675
did you get aids yet
>>170696890
hey
Raen once again proving how inferior they are by pandering away their dignity.
*slow clap*
>>170696675
shirou...
>>170697116
He's trying to be positive about it.
>>170697184
>shirou
>having sex
>>170697181
but is it wrong for a xaela to integrate into modern society?
>>170696890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCna3DMwG7I
>>170696396
>>170696705Well, I never really went out of my way to get "good" lewd pictures, but here is an album with the stuff I randomly did over time. Some of it is pretty bad, sorry! /a/8f33H
>>170697260
>>170697184
>>170697260
what the fuck brehs
>>170697346
fucking owned dweeb
>>170697308
oh hey karn, how's it goin these days weirdo
>>170697308
qtthanks a lot!Do you like cum tributes?
i wish and his clique would fuck off
>>170697428
Good, got some cool stuff from the new Diadem earlier, even though it is pretty boring. Just playing something else right now before, hopefully, jumping back on for another run or two.I bet some people do not even know I've been cat for awhile...
>>170697539
Thanks you for the kind compliment.Umm, well if THAT is how you want to compliment me, I suppose.
>>170696874
sounds dumb
>>170697691
nah, i spotted you after the switch a long time ago. you still do anything saucy these days in your downtime?also honestly most of your screenshots without mods are better so don't lean on that crutch to get good shots.
>>170697308
thanks cutie
How do I most easily get yukata for female?
She's an alt and like level 1 in everything as I just made her but I need that yukata.
>>170697978
walk up to a calamity salvager and spend some 3-digit quantity of gil
>>170697760
yeah im pretty dumb.
>>170698015
Thanks! I thought it was an event only thing. I really appreciated it, seriously.
>>170698284
Why is this a thing.
Why would you do this.
>>170698379
why not?
>>170698421
What possible purpose could it serve?
>>170698284
nice
so do I just use raiton if I already have huton up and trick attack is on cd?
>>170698284
It must've been awkward for the smith to forge that. "make sure you give the armour space enough for my gigatits."
>>170698461
its pretty nice to look at
>>170697796
From time to time, though it is bit less often. And I agree about the screenshots, I just need to take more of my cat, the few I have are 90% Snowmen and /spectacles!
>>170697908
Happy to serve.
>>170698497
fuma is generally better if the target has dancing edge and you don't have foe's up, if only because you're less likely to clip your GCD. if your latency is really good and you can comfortably two step mudra without clipping your GCD, use raiton.
>>170698525
If you're a 12 year old boy who's controlled entirely by his hormones, maybe.
>>170698497
I use Raiton when Huton is still up and my mudras are available on cooldown after I blow sneak attack and if Huton doesn't need to be refreshed (I don't have the new move, I'm only level 52 so I cant use an attack to keep Huton up yet.)
I think this is the generic way to do it but the other guys response is the 'perfect' way to do it.
>>170698540
I'll say hello to you if I see you pass by in the next little while, but it'll probably be small talk and asking how you're doing,because I don't have the spine to ask for anything else and I'm not usually in the right mood when the right people are around.
Cute cat, though.
since we're out of content for three months now I'm gonna go back to fishing, is this still the most recent DoL setup:
http://www.ffxivguild.com/ff14-arr-dol-gathering-gear-guide-endgame-l50-maximum-materia-melds/
>>170698674
what boy wouldnt want to look at her, though?
>>170698957
as somebody who likes femroes but actually has some fucking taste, you're fucking ugly.
put some pants on, ugly.
Whenever my screen fills up with [your obviously overpriced item has sold] I always feel like cackling like Snidely Whiplash and twirling my nonexistent moustache. Thank you, Diadem.
>>170698905
IW is still the best, yes.
>>170699036
i tried fishing up those bird dinosaurs but tehy aren't worth anything any more
Nothing beats spending time with your waifu, dancing with her <3Best waifu is R.E.
>>170699010
you cant make me put on pants, nerd
>>170698957
>knicker shot
>nothing else to make the picture appealing
>no interesting angles, use of colours or scenery, just a "look at this vulva"
I might as well be looking at an anatomical illustration.
>>170699036
Someone I know sold the Christmas set from 2014 on the MB, and bought new ones from the Calamity Salvager for around 300 gil each
Pretty hilarious
>170698957
>170698284
This is Abe falseflag
>>170699108
is that this person
>>170698905
>>170699048
But you really only need top tier stats for a small amount of big fish, and even then food can get you there sometimes. Go for it if you're an ultra completionist and will get it done before 4.0 drops, but you can get the titles and the glowing rod without fussing with lots of melds.
>>170699094
The Brachiosaurus minion sells decently well, and I've been making a small fortune off of grade V crafting/gathering materia that I get from mission rewards or lockboxes. You gotta keep an eye on the markets and not let idiots who undercut you be discouraging since most things will eventually sell at your listed price. It's all about waiting for the cheap shit to get bought out. I wish people would understand that setting a base value for things is ideal and dipping below that only hurts the market in the long run.
>>170699203
i plead the 5th...
>>170699108
>:3
>>170699258
>tfw too broke to buy all the undercutters to raise the price
Man, been looking at some markets and just internally screaming whenever people start doing that shit.
>>170699424
are they dead? only 17 years old ;-;
>>170699424
>those fangs
MY DICK
>>170699424
always :>>
>>170698905
Oh man, good luck with that. I managed one Big Fish today and still have like 12 to go.
All these frickin' intuition catches are driving me crazy cause the microsecond I get my window I had to spend the better part of 20 minutes getting ready for all the dumb retarded fish I don't want come spurting out of the water, sky, lava and effluent to eat my bait.
>Gilgamesh circlejerk hour
>>170699446I undercut to the nearest 500 gil at prices above 10k, 50 gil at prices 1k+, and 5 gil below that
You must go back.
>>170699313
you've been posting about this for weeks now, in the discord, ingame, and on here, what's wrong with you?
So when did this become a facebook for losers
If I wanted facebook I'd go to facebook
>I hit the box
How should I kill myself guys?
>>170699446
>tfw too broke to buy out markets as well
I think doing that will only encourage idiots to keep listing things at retarded prices. Hopefully after the Diadem hype dies down, markets will unfuck themselves and prices will regulate once more. It'll be another "uuuuhhhhgggggg I don't want to go into CONTENT" scenario. Selling mid-tier ARR shit used to be my main moneymaker since people are too damn lazy to farm for it, but that market has died out somewhat since all the Christmas players are starting to catch up finally.
Can't decide between Warrior or Astrologian, assuming I like both equally and like both roles equally is there anything else that makes one better than the other?
>>170699636
it's not facebook its instagram because everyone posts selfies
I
LOVE
ELEZEN!!!!!
>>170699601
sorry if i upset you!
>>170698880
I'll be around.
>>170699654
Slowly and painfully, of old age
>had a crush on rheia for over a year now
>wanted to confess
>now im too afraid
hold me gals
>>170699523
Holy shit dude, I've got eleven more fish to catch and I haven't seen the weather be right for 8 of them in over a week. I'm going insane.
>>170699779
Elezen are cute!
>>170699826
THAT'S THE WORST WAY ANON
>>170699665
I'm making gil from Diadem by crafting the gathered materials into HQ components and selling those instead. Also making gil by selling the HQ i255 gloves for each job, but really only because hardly anyone is in those same markets. Helps, I guess, that I can sell a ton of shit to returning players
>>170699918
>pale duskwights
Just go Wildwood, you snowflakes.
>>170699807Server? I want to pet this cat.
Does anyone want to go on a diadem date with me...
>tfw you've been in love with elezen ever since you fell unconscious and Mother Miounne princess carried you to bed, tucked you in, and probably gave you a goodnight kiss
>>170700059
I don't think the diadem sounds very compelling, but I wouldn't mind hanging out perhaps.
>>170695576
POST MORE YOUTUBES
>>170699990
Miounne is a Duskwight.
>>170700025
Balmung.
>>170700080
>>170699864
Yeah I feel like they might have overdone it a little with the weather combos. But eyyyy I'll either catch 'em all in time for Stormblood or come back to it later. No biggy.
Opabinia is givin' me the right shits though. I'll be happy when I don't have to try to catch that stupid thing ever again.
>>170700059
I would go to the Diadem just to go to the diadem but I have no room to sell anything I'd catch right now.
>>170700080
Miounne's a top shelfer.
>>170699943
That's the idea!
>>170700142
Where can you usually be found?And what did that other anon mean by saucy things...
>>170699967
Man, I wish I had leveled crafters sooner instead of concentrating on gathering. You guys make all the dosh. Might find a crafter friend to supply in exchange for a small cut of their profits.
>>170699523
Luckily I never finished all the ARR ones so I don't have to try and suffer all those HW ones immediately. I do need to go catch that Bucket though.
>>170700231
what the hell did you think i meant by saucy things
use your head
>>170700130
Miounne is exempt from snowflake status because she is mom and so very proud of us.
>>170700231
Currently just dancing near the bench by quicksands until I get bored and go do Diadem. Umm, I will leave your question to your imagination.
>>170700330
How about dark grey skinned,ginger-not-firetruck-red-haired Duskwights with red eyes?
>>170700409
stop posting here man
>>170699779
All elezen?
>>170700451
Give me a good reason to.
>>170700152
>>170700080
>>170699665
Dude, Darksteel nuggets and Gold ingots on my server have been pretty steady source of income. Scheelite and coke prices haven't really made Wolfram worth it unless you can get them yourself, though high mythrite and that other current tier ingot is selling like 75k a pop
should have taken leveling BSM more seriously desu
>>170700496
where are you
>people having an argument in shout chat
can I report them?
wghat th e
>>170700570
lewd gilgamesh lizard
>>170700496
No, only most elezen. Like that one.
>>170700583
not lewd
>>170700496
What the fuck is this goblin.
>>170700248
Took me about 300 brute leeches to get my bucket, hopefully yours takes less!
>>170700507
>>170700080
>>170700152
>>170700817
"meow"
>>170700817fangs
>>170700496
Cute elezen!
>>170700549
*internally screams*
Well, I guess I had better get to putting together my stupid levekits. Should I even bother with the CRP to WVR dealio at this point and just work on them after? I already have CUL to 37.
>>170700759
Usagi Nagomu is top tier.
>>170700817
Go away, discount mikha, you're a cunt
>>170700080
Elezen girls are pretty top tier desu.
>>170700570
That's a pretty cute boy. Would eat that boipucci any day.
>>170698957
Server?
>>170700080
What if...Duskwights had little fangs like moonc@s?
>>170700919
you're alive!!! i missed you
does mnk have any fists that are HUGE
tfw no main
>>170701162
... pretty much all of them?
>>170693116
Don't.
>>170699129
>no interesting angles, use of colours or scenery, just a "look at this vulva"
>this nigger thinks he's making art by taking screenshots.
Nobody besides you and a select few other autists think the pictures you spam have any artistic value or anything interesting in them at all.
>>170701095
i would fanta in an instant
>>170701236
rip
>>170700569
About.
>>170700601
Oh good.
>>170700712
I'm searching for shiny things!
>>170700871
Thanks!
>>170701242
ok futaogre
>>170700976
Aye.
>>170701291
Why did best boy have to leave us ;_;
>>170701357
he died so you could diadem
>>170701336
please log back on
Why do people play healers
>>170701336
Did all six of your lily rings burn in mount doom?
>>170701357
he was probably taking too much attention from minfilia so they cut him
>>170701242
Fig.1
How to take an effective Sea-Wolf Roegadyn picture.
Booty? Check.
Suitable Fashion? Check.
Sea Wolf? Check.
Flaunting, yet not slutty? Check.
Take notes.
>>170701242
If you're going to make shitty softcore porn, in this day and age of everyone having the internet and pictures of real genitals beamed at you from every possible angle, you're goddamn right I'm going to demand there be at least some kind of artistic value in screenshots of your ugly mannish character.
>>170701424
It can be challenging if your group is retarded.
>>170701531
ok now post a picture that meets even one of those requirements
play video game or afk in video game so many choices
Is it better to be roughly dominated by a femroe or gently cared for by a femezen?
>>170701624
we all know you dont play the game paks
>>170701601
Okay buddy!
Give me some tunes to jam to in diadem, CCR on repeat is starting to get old.
Preferably Lo-fi stuff, but anything works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c0M7p49Acs
>>170701689
not paks
>>170701601
>>170701692
>>170701704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGIUXs0jPSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4R0eOc9GGY
>>170700976
>ywn terrarouse these elezen with your muscles
>>170701337
>>170701554
And here come the select few autists. That wasn't even me so try a real argument instead of ad hominem.
>>170701531
>>170701692
These pics are no different than the others. You're not unique or interesting. I've seen plenty of pics similar to the ones you posted.
>>170701409
I am though.
>>170701430
They're all on wraiths now that hunt me down more potential bonds.
>>170701704
https://soundcloud.com/imcopav/depressive-quality
>>170701865
I don't wanna be unique or interesting.
I am just showing the anon that it's not hard to get some nice screenies.
>>170701865
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generic_you
>>170701919
what server
>
>>170701969
>>170701554
>your ugly mannish character.
That wasn't a generic you. Nice try, with the backpeddaling, though.
>>170701947
Ponytail clip
That ruins the outfit
c@bois in the new sky c@ gear
stop trying to give me elezen feveragainxivg
>>170702071
I know, it fucks me off too.
But I prefer it due to the nice parting on the front.
Until they give me some medium-length haircuts which aren't Sora/Cloud levels of spikiness which has a parting then I will stick with this one.
it just occurred to me while getting tea, but somnus orchestrion roll when, $10 off mogstation one char
>>170701947
They aren't any different from the one he posted, though.
It's all the same generic shit. In fact, it's better than the average picture cause it's not another stupid slutty cat.
>>170702060
You've never spoken to a grown up person who wasn't your mother in your life, have you?
>want to be a known avatarfag
>can't bring myself to spam pictures all day like an autist
how do I lose all self awareness?
>>170702294
Wait, are you the guy who posted the Femroe showing her panties, or the guy who was complaining about it?
>>170702294
did someone say stupid slutty cat?
>>170702342
The moment you singled out the character in that pic is the moment that stopped being a generic you, sorry.
>>170702041
I'm on Balmung.
>>170702440
Give a hint to where you are.
>>170702410
those beady eyes are creepy as fuck
she looks like a doll
>>170702438
You realise there are many ugly mannish characters being posted here every day, yes?
>>170702410
Ignore that nerd that's the cutest cat I've ever seen
>>170701624
>>170701704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVlgIWdN9gQ also here though not what you requested, still hope its enjoyable
What is this supposed to be?
>>170702489
So it's okay if I make that type of shot as long as my character isn't mannish?
>>170702440
you're not.
>>170702594
My guess is it's what Tataru was measuring us for in the 3.5 MSQ. We'll probably get it at the end of 3.56's quests?
>>170702474
Who are you?
>>170702594
>Scion adventurer
but honestly a new design for the louisoix twins
>>170702594
Scion Adventurer's Jacket
>tfw you're smarter than everyone in this thread
>>170702410
Where do you get that hairstyle from?
>>170702619
Now you're just being intentionally obtuse.
>>170702586
ugly
>>170702702
Wrong either you were talking about that character specifically, or you were talking about all ugly mannish characters. You said nothing about cute ones.
>>170702630
I am the Pirate Roe.
I go hunting for folk when i'm bored, give them a /pet and then run off.
Something to do innit.
>>170702764
I'm going to stop feeding you now. I'm sorry, but it's for the best. Just relax and let it go quickly.
>>170702630
>max ear length
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ssCL292DQA
>all these cute elezen
im gonna die
>>170702814
futa roe, ignore
>>170702883
I know, right? I seriously want to be pet by one but I don't know any. Just elfpet me to death so I can quit this game already.
I can't help but keep thinking this hairstyle isn't quite right for the character, but I can't find one I'm completely satisfied with.
>>170693306
M8 I doubt anyone actually gives a shit outside /vg/.
>>170702997
because that's a guys' haircut . . .
>>170702630
I've actually taken it upon myself to find where this Elezen was. I'm bored enough to challenge myself to locate it simply by the objects in that image.
...Lominsa is out of the question.
>>170703249
Jesus, you are a creepy fuck. Why are Roes so fucking weird?
>>170702819
You're the one who wanted to argue semantics. You could've easily said I said this, but I actually meant this.
You just wanted to dig yourself deeper into the hole after trying and failing to insult me in the first place.
Please kill yourself.
>>170702997
i feel the same way with my lala, any hairstyle i try to use never looks as good as this one to me.
>>170703286
I'm not looking for the fucking Elezen.
If you -are- the Elezen, don't flatter yourself.
I'm just bored and waiting for guildies to get online.
>>170703249
>Lominsa is out of the question
It's probably somewhere in La Noscea though, from the lighting and general colour scheme.
>you can just purchase Garo gear from the calamity salvager
HA HA TIME TO CLEAR UP SOME RETAINER INVENTORY SPACE
>>170702667
>tfw you're gayer than everyone in this thread
>>170703331
So you're blogging here? Fuck off. Nobody cares, creep.
>>170703286
All Roes are disgusting and weird. So are elezen.
Yoshi should force them all to fantasia to Miqo'te or Midlanders.
>chasing rena
What has happened to your life?
>>170703363
Just report the roegadyn abomination. Give him 72h vacation.
>>170702814
I'm in Thanalan someplace.
>>170702871
I didn't like the shape of the other ears much.
>>170703249
it's in La Noscea.
>>170703363
>futaroe
>creeper
what a shocker
>>170703428
They're all the same. All of them.
>>170703330
I'm gonna stomp this lala.
Report the stalker rapist roegadyn in-game.
>>170703428
Why do they do it?
>>170703396
>had different ears
That explains why I'm noticing them more now.
The only shape I don't care for is ear3, even at max length they're short and do that weird upward curve.
>>170703396
I guess i didn't post a picture of anything.
>>170703331
That wasn't me,no.
>>170703381
That's rude.
>tfw no female duskwight witch gf to destroy things with
>>170703428
>>170703508
I'm not looking for the elezen, i'm looking for the location.
I couldn't care about the one of many elezens who are posted on this thread.
I'm not sure what's worse: the fact the anon thinks i'm creeping on them or the fact they think they're important enough to be creeped.
Besides i've given up looking around - the sheer quantity of the same looking white cliffs in the La Noscea regions is a losing battle.
>I will keep this in mind for when I do my "come find me" challenges in the thread again, here I award the first person to find me with 100,000gil.
Why is every mentor an asshole?
>>170703680
Take that back
>>170703587
Says it wasn't them anyway, so +respect to them.
But whoever was white knighting in the first place, getting offended on behalf of someone else is some real tumblr-tier shit.
>>170703680
You are stalking and blogging. You will be banned. Your evasion and future hugboxing plans will not be tolerated.
>>170703645
>tfw you are the duskwight witch gf (male)
>>170703737
*I take that back. Fuck.
>>170703713
Because mentors have probably taught the same pleb mindset over and over again and they begin to get bored of it.
It's like how young teachers in schools are pretty chill, where the older ones get more sour from jadedness.
Ah yes the tale of rena
Let some autist cat break a loyal relationship with their partner at the time
Said autistic cat broke up with them while they found a partner leaving them alone
Ended up getting hyperscatted on the rebound and devoided of what dignity they had left
Now just squalors around, begging for any attention it can get
Typical irrelevant Balmung trash that had potential.
>>170703713
I feel you. I joined the novice network upon getting my returner thingy, and I eventually had to just leave the channel, it was so full of cancerous little shits who treated the channel like their personal LS for attentionwhoring and ebinism. I saw some of them actually yell at and threaten to kick out a genuine sprout for daring to suggest that maybe they tone down the memes and sexual talk.
>>170703713
come here baby, let me mentor you
>>170702103
remove 2 tone hair
remove stubble
>>170703753
Blogging implies talking at people with no back and forth conversation.
I'm currently talking -to- people, including you.
What's your problem?
Also
>Stalking
Sure, because you can stalk landscapes.
>>170703713
there's a lot of people who refuse to listen to any advice they're given, and on the other side there's a lot of people who have the mentor crown who seriously do not deserve to have it
>>170703804
>>170703680Any more of these matsumoto edits?
>>170703494
i'm gonna bite this big daddy
>>170703713
Because they probably don't get the purpose of being a mentor. I don't think shit like that works outside of JP servers.
Also who the fuck thought it was a good idea to lock that two seater pony behind 2000 mentor roulettes. I've been playing since January 2015 and I only have 1330 total dungeons and trials done, what the fuck.
>>170703906
I have some other gaki ones.
I don't have many though.
>>170703980
I love these so much
>>170703997
It's because Gaki no Tsukai is great stuff.
I do wish we had gameshows like theirs in the UK, our shit sucks.
It's basically all quiz shows or musical talent bollocks.
>>170703816
>Let some autist cat break a loyal relationship with their partner at the time
>Said autistic cat broke up with them while they found a partner leaving them alone
>Ended up getting hyperscatted on the rebound and devoided of what dignity they had left
When did I do any of this?
Those last two lines are completely correct though.Well, besides the potential part.
>>170703757
Not you, go away male
Only the odin witch, she is the only one that can fill the gap in my heart
>>170704107
You'll never get them placing them on a pedestal, they might even turn around and bite you.
if im a guy and i erp with other guys, am i gay?
>>170704057
Gaki wouldn't really work in the states
Too many people would get bent out of shape or they'd end up sueing each other.
The Jackass crew might be the only ones willing to do something like that, but even then it wouldn't have the same charm.
>>170704079
>taking the bait
don't do this
>>170704195
where did you go.
can I do it?
>>170704079
Beepy embrace fiasco that ended up with the Ada rebound.
>>170704183
Yes
>>170704189
I would just like to see the jackass crew do anything that isn't slowly self destruct and die off desu
>>170703997
that's all of them.
I would post the hamada gorilla but that's simply googleable.
>>170703816
See, now.
Shit like this.
I avoid the online drama-fest/soap-opera bullshit caused on RP servers because of things like this. I'm not alone with this right?
>>170704252
I've never dated anyone who I met while they were with someone else and Ada and I are just friends.
>>170704195
Sorry!
>>170704326
sadly, that's only a matter of time.
>>170704335
It's all good man. thanks for the images.
>>170704319
shit
>>170704335
>on RP servers
It's not RP servers though. It's just this thread. These people. If not for them continuously shitting up Ul'dah shout chat with their cancer nobody on Balmung would know they even existed.
>discussing the 'game'
>>170704446
hi putt
>>170704335
>Believing random posts on a Indian shadow puppet forum
You're no better than anyone else here.
>>170704491
Indian shadow puppet forum?
I thought it was a mongolian throat singing helpdesk?
Man I dunno what to believe anymore.
>>170704476
hey
"Master"baiter
>>170704446
But what is... the 'game'?
Surely people avatarposting is
in turn
them posting their avatar which is connected to the game thus counting as discussing aspects of the game?
>>170704539
Man, it's not? Where will I go to get help with my khöömei technique now? My kargyraa is still kind of raspy.
>>170704742
I know, bro. I've only just got the grasp of the Tuvan style.
So instead of getting help honing my sweet mongol throat, i'm told this is a designated shitting street shadow puppet forum?
What a letdown!
>>170704446
how much do you erp?
>>170704905
atm none
>>170704949
cool
>>170704949
Wanna erp?
>speedrunners
>>170705445
I think you posted in the wrong thread, chap.
>>170705505
Nah, I posted in the right one
>>170705445
your to slow
lalasucc
>>170705694
i prefer 'yaoi lala'
>>170705771
stop posting ugly
>>170705894
you stop posting ugly
>shes never coming back
It still hurts bros...
>>170705771
I respect your opinion and preference.
Still want a lady lala to sit upon me shoulder./pets
>>170706219
Why do you have so many clocks...?
>>170706110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ko9TpduOhE
>>170706239
DELETE THIS
hey boys
>>170706309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sonLd-32ns4
never again yoshimbo
>>170706238
To remind me thatits time for me to stop.It's something a friend set up and we've kept it.
>>170706378
STOP THIS RIGHT NOW IT HURTS SO MUCH
>>170706219
yeah senpai it's cool
>>170706361
hey
>>170706540
>get some (you) for a decent picture
>post it in every thread
blacklisted
>>170706407
Well, except in Stormblood.
>>170706448
I know.I'm hurting too.
>>170705445
>tfw speedrunner
>>170706607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywSzjRq0e4
>>170706690
aria...
>>170706724
don't encourage this
>>170706723
Let's never forget how perfect thatRaspberrywas.
>>170706809
Come feel with me brahs
>>170706540
Hey
>frogposter evolve/devolve into feelposters
i hate this thread
>>170707029
see you tomorrow
>>170707029
and they're feeling over the ugliest au ra to ever come to this thread
>>170707029
Just ward his jungle.
i didn't want to leave.....
i wanted YOU TO LEAVE
no one here REALLY cares when people change races right, it's just a thread meme
that would be awful pathetic, wouldnt it
>>170706407
That is the wrong face for a bluecat. Please fix him. He has potential with any other face.
>>170707096
>>170707204
Don't be racist.
>>170707204
you have potential to suck my cat dicki like the eyebrows on this face
>>170707095
She's a goddess get it right faggot.
>>170707259
Any. Other. Face. He looks like a blue chink nerd.
>>170707296
Calm down, Mel.
>>170707330
That is the exact opposite of not being racist!
>>170707369
1 namedrop has been deposited into my account
>>170707390
You're welcome, now fuck off. You're creepy as shit.
>>170707390
Fuck off Mel.
Wtb namedrops
>>170707516
ok what's your name
>>170707516
piss off enough people that you do not even know or play a female roe and the (you) comes rollin in
>>170707516
Act like Mel and you're guaranteed to get name drops.
Can I be an ebin too?
>>170707553
Nah, people hate you because you're creepy around female characters yet hate female players, post retarded subby shit about Bun or anyone who is popular and then delete it, then lie about things because they make you look bad while plugging your fingers in your ears and pretending they never happened. You're just like Amber.
>>170707516
Just catpost enough
>help someone I havent spoken to in over a year move an alt into their FC
>they send me a dyeable poncho as thanks
>1.4m on MB
>don't have the heart to tell them I already have one nor sell it
Time to kill myself mentally over deciding what to do with it and then probably give it to someone else I guess
it is finally over
>>170707758
nice essay of things that never happened
>>170707736
gotta glamour that shire first boi
>>170707869
give it to me anon
Are you on balmung?
>>170707758
>delete it
that was a ban
>>170707873
shire looks cool
Post good friends!
>>170708037
>>170707768lewds
>>170707768
Fat cat
>>170708037
Fat cat is the only friend i need.
>>170708062
your au ra is ugly as shit
>>170708097
Fuck off, Mel.
>>170708097
If you say so.
>>170708062
That one is one ass ugly Au ra.
>>170708134
can you post an image without the glasses?
>>170708062
Please buy a fantasia and change that abomination already.
We both know you're going to do it eventually so just get it over with.
>>170708119
now this is just straight up funny considering i have posted that i like epps au ra in this thread
do you think there is like 5 people posting here?
>>170708210
Nah, ill probably be au ra for awhile.
>>170708202
>
Do you need to do all fucking churning mists sidequests just to unlock moogle dailies?
>>170708324
Wow it's even worse.
>>170708324
i think it's cuter
>>170708062
Why does everyone hate your au ra so much? I like it, it's unique.
>>170708071
Not a bad choice, anon.
>>170708037
>>170708328
quest in ishgard
>>170708037
>>170708531
I think it's more the fact that it's me and I triggered them.
>>170708380
I like the glasses, I've had them forever.
>>170708350
https://youtu.be/5DmYLrxR0Y8
>>170708037
>>170708037
>>170708579
>>170708037
>>170708928
>neko done with your shit
lol
>>170708963
He's asleep and I don't have any new screenshots on my hdd...
>>170708037
>>170708928
this c@ looks like she enjoys being strangled while also being drilled by fat roe cock
This thread needs more giraffe posting
>>170709326
epic falseflag bro
>>170709025
>not taking a new pic once a day
>>170708668
>I think it's more the fact that it's me and I triggered them.
I barely post in this thread. Your au ra really stuck out to me as uncanny valley. Something about the eye spacing is really derpy looking combined with the mouth you chose and the freckles.
>>170709347
>giraffe with no gimmick skin, hair, eyes, or face
wtf get out of here before you get ruined
>doing beast tribe quests
>see someone on the same one as me
>they trigger enemies
>help them out because they're taking forever, so I can trigger mine without theirs getting in the way
>they stop fighting and stand back, letting me finish killing the mobs, then run off without a word
>next location
>just stand there and wait for them to kill their mobs
>get a /tell: "wow u could of helped"
Some people, I swear.
>>170709357
wonder what you'd see with UV blacklight..
>>170709347
Bring on the giraffes!
>>170709442
>>170709347
>all the good elezen are euro/only on at euro times
this explains a lot.
>>170709401i fantasied last night away from my drowazen
>>170709528
you fucked up
>>170709552
shut the fuck up
she looks much better now
>>170709347
Okay.
>>170709552
>>170709570
I just decided i prefer being able to use whatever colour i like in game as opposed to purple, blue or black
>>170709347
ya fine
>>170709402
I hate it when that happens while questing. I'll always stick around to help out if someone shows up after me. It only seems polite.
>>170709347
>>170709843
>tfw you are brothers for those forty seconds
>>170710031
who is this majestic beast?
How long will it take to level a new class to 30 using PotD?