Mass Effect General - /meg/

gigi-chan best waifu

Vetra is the new Tali.

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I will have Cora's butt!

3rd for twitch streams fucking when

>>170633208
10 AM PST 1PM EST I think it was, so it should be soon

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Twitch stream will start in about 20 minutes on the main Twitch channel.

>>170633092
>PAX Twitch Streams at 1 PM EST and 4 PM EST

>>170633208

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>>170633092
>5 fucking years
>Bioware can't do proper animations
>Can't do a proper character design
>Can't produce a completely knew game, instead they mixed DA:I with ME2
>Can't make a proper terrain or vehicle animations
>Still promoting this trash with all the fails on Jewtube
>RETARDED MONKEYS in this thread PAY FOR THIS TRASH

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Tali best character and waifu

9th for Andromeda will be fun.

>>170633291
thanks kind anonymous.

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Im going to ____ Tiran!

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Jaal best husbando and Vetra best waifu!

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Tali, Vetra, and Suvi a SHIT

Suvi is better than Chora

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>>170633306
>Biodrones shilling this pile of wet dogshit in this thread right now

>>170630331
>>not bringing squadmates solely for their unique dialogue
So what are the best squadmates for ME3 then? I've already done a playthrough with pretty much just Garrus and Liara

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PeeBee is cute! :3

>>170633417
FUCK <3

>>170633196
She will have yours, senpai.

>>170633515
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Temporaryeditor78/squadmate-mission_matchups_for_maximum_dialogue_immersion?useskin=oasis
Basically this.

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>/meg/ is desperately trying to justify this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

I'm liking Drack a bit more now that he's started to talk more often.

>>170633417
Kiss.

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>>170633458
>Suvi a SHIT

OBJECTIVELY WRONG.

>blue eyes / light hair
>good relationship with her dad
>isn't afraid to put her tongue on anything

>>170630590 #
>"Vetra sighs when she gets the card she wants. Every time."

C
U
T
E

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>>170633674
But anon, not a single person on /meg/ has tried to justify that

>>170633674
Justify? I'm laughing at it too.

How could you not? It's hilarious.

>>170633674
But anon, Bioware is just human after all, don't put the blame on them :^)

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>>170633706
>She licks rocks
what the fuck

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accidentally posted in old thread

>>170629858

>>>/v/370023398
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those are actually very interesting replies.
even if they're lying with the "interviewed for a job at bioware" and "I'm a top animator", they still know what's what and expose Bioware as absolute amateurs.

So seeing all the trailers, it looks like Scott has the less shitty animations, who will you play /meg/?

>>170633580
>keeping it all in perspective. I hope this time we can actually play poker.

Pretty much Obsidian and CDProjeckt are the only biggish RPG devs who still put minigames in their games. ME3 didn't have them until Citadel. I think the devs said minigames would be back so maybe we'll get lucky.

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>>170633846
I'll give her something to lick, if you know what I mean.

>>170633706
>We have Chora as a squadmate instead of her
What the FUCK bioware

She better be romancable

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>>170633940

>>170633846
minerals have different tastes, anon. geologists do this all the time. Her dad must have been one and was nurturing her interest in science early. It's CUTE.

>>170633940
Oh baby.

twitch tv/twitch
stream starts SOON.

>>170633886
>my time on /v/ caused me to blurt out "Biodrones" during the interview and the manager looked at me silently for about 10 seconds

obvious lie but damn if that isn't funny

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>>170633546
Throw her out the airlock, Pathfinder.

>>170633640

Cora was hit by a sudden burst of arousal, causing her cock to harden. She usually manages to hide it quite easily, even in her exceedingly tight suit, but the hardening shaft makes its presence known immediately.

>>170633191
post this shit in your dead shitthread you fucking piece of cancer

>>170633674
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING TRAILER

good lord

>>170633846
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-geologists-lick-rocks

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>>170634138
>this indie garbage is still going

I JUST WANT TO SEE SOME MULTIPLAYER AAAAA

>>170633706
Unf, too bad she's a christfag. No pussy licking from her.

>>170634192
>not knowing about older /meg/ memes

hownew.ru

>>170633706
cant even understand this potato nigger
why does everyone need a british accent, its so annoying.
I want a slav companion who can abrely speak english, or give me an asian, hell, give me a frenchman or italian for a change.

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>>170634192
You have no idea what you're talking about.

>>170634409
>or give me an asian
last time they did that we got Kai Leng.
Lets not go down that path again.

>>170634386
I thought it was a /dag/ meme
been posting here since over a year and lurked even longer and newer saw it.
dont use dead memes then you sperg.

>>170634354
>i love the graphics on the grass

is this bitch serious?

>>170633640
>>170634171

I will be Cora's buttslut!

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>this fucking game on the twitch stream

What the hell is this? Furry Mario Party?

>>170634563
>i-i'm not new, i s-swear!

Go home, autist.

>>170634809
explain the meme then "oldfag"

>>170634735
all i'm seeing is a bunch of bald out of shape guys

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How quirky

cool mass effect gameplay that was

>>170634409
no asian please

THEY ARE LATE I AM UPSET

>>170634953
Ha, ha... Ha.

>>170633972
She is but only for lesbianRyder

It's starting, lads.

IT'S HERE LADS

S T A R T I NG

>>170635157
>>170635172
What channel? All I'm seeing is a schedule.

O N L Y H U M A N

>>170635101
>She is but only for lesbianRyder

>make straight romance the one with the dykecut and jowls
>make lesbian romance the cute one with no daddy issues

Fucking BioWare.

MAC WALTERS

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>>170635293
>Mac The Hack isn't dead yet

>>170635216
the main Twitch channel. Refresh your browser if you don't see it.

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What a beautiful protagonist we have this time around everyone

>>170635269
This is hilarious. On BSN lesbians crying over Cora and straight guys crying over Suvi.
Seriously, wtf BW?

I want to fuck Sara's nose.

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Why is Scott looking so SWOLE all of a sudden?

holy shit Suvi's got a big ass.

>>170635565
Yeah too bad lighting on the bridge doesn't blend well with her makeup

>>170635618
the lighting in this game looks pretty bad overall.

>>170634629

How long after meeting Cora can I start throating her massive cock?

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suvis voice is unbearable

>Suvi VA is the same as Cait in FO4

OH SHIT

>not flirting with her

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS BETTER NOT BE A HARDING 2.0 YOU MAPLE FUCKS

>>170635753
i like it. i am in love.

the lipssync is totally off

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SOMEONE POST A LINK TO THE LIVESTREAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Will MAI have DX12 support?

>>170635890
No

>>170633291
>>170635890

>>170635841
good for you?

>>170635890
literally twitch dot tv/twitch

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>that hover over the flirt option with suvi

>>170635841
back off buddy she's mine

>>170635890
retarded frogposter.

>>170635890
retard

Jack or Miri? My drunk penis isn't much help

i dunno /meg/ i like what i see

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>>170636104

Always Miranda.

>>170636132
so far so good.

>>170636132
just preorder the game then, dont tell us you attention whore

"I'M STILL FEELING MY DAD'S LOSS" YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

>>170636194
>blonde
ONE JOB

>>170636283
still think alec's not dead, they just think he's dead

>I'm still feeling dad's loss

DadRyder confirmed KIA.

>>170634953
>Peebee: you're "dead"
One can dream

oh damn that chora hip sway

God damn it why is the mc such a twink

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>Terrible animations and designs
>Disgusting terrain and badly done worlds
>Shitty mechanics
>BioJews shilling this shit in PAX
>The entire twitch chat is fucking laughing at this game

>/meg/ STILL DEFENDING THIS TRASH AND PAYING FOR THIS GAME

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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that tiny map
>its massive
WHAT

So if indoctrination is an inherent ability of the Leviathan species, how did the Reapers get it?

>>170635941
>>170635956
>>170636002
>>170636012
>>170636080
>>170636095
Never mind, I found it and got 5 (yous)

>liam vibrating
lol

>>170636104
Tali.
Jack is crazy and Miranda is a whore.

>>170636452
>trying this hard
lol

>>170636574
I'd like someone who doesn't risk dying every time we bang

>tedious scanning mechanics confirmed

>>170636452
this first post tutorial mission feels a lot like eden prime. landing on a colony that's been jacked up. big explorable space with lots of lore. ME2/ME3 babies just can't handle it.

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>>170636658
I feel you, I need a guarantee, which is why pic related is the superior choice

>>170636658
She takes a shitton of antibiotics for the first time, and after the romance scene in ME3 she mentions her body is used to you now, and has no more negative reactions.

So no, she won't die when you bang.

>liara AGAIN
dude fuck off

>>170636830
>ASARI : HISTORY

if only they were.

>>170636646
>>170636725
>Biodrones defending this pile of dogshit

Do you realize 5 years have passed since ME3 and all what Bioware did is a mix between ME1 -2 and DA:Memesition?

Fucking retard.

Game looks good graphically speaking

>radiation
>squadmates not wearing helmets

really makes you think

>>170636830
No. Never.

Now show me more of your Prothean Vision, Commander. You can't say no.

>>170636765
I'd prefer not doing the same well but that's just me

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>missed a chance to get a screenshot of the "THE STORY SO FAR" part

FUCK

>nomad doesnt protect from enviromental dangers
what use does it have then?

>Nomad explodes from radiation poisoning

:)

I wish Mac would shut the fuck up and let me hear the game music / ambient noise.

>>170636887
>mix between ME1 -2

What's wrong with this?

>>170636895
It's the helmet on/off but it still treats it as if you're wearing a helmet option. They mentioned that earlier.

Cora would look better if her hair wasn't swept to one side.

>>170637007
Mass effect fields

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>>170636893
yes, if you usually play games that are 5+years old

>jump on top of the Tempest
>Kallo reacts to that
I smiled slightly.

jesus christ who is playing

Actual shills in the twitch chat lmao
>woooow, the freedom in this game is AWESOME!!!
>Their avatar is literally andromeda boxart

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>Suvi has just the right shade of delicious brown, without being too 'groid
>dat voice
>Godpilled

It's gonna be hard to decide between her and Cora for a waifu.

>liam is dead within minutes of the first tutorial combat

what the fuck. melee/close range squadmates are a mistake.

THE KETT ARE MILKY WAY HUMANS MERGED WITH SYNTHETICS

>Liam taking a nap
Lazy nigger

that covermechanic looks so clunky
enemies just fly back with bad ragdoll physics if you kill them
it looks soo bad wtf

>>170637225
>delicious brown
>Is white

what did he mean by this?

Clancy looks like Andy Samberg.

Cobra Missile Launcher is a consumable

>>170637303
Anwan is an Asian surname so she's at least biracial.

>>170637303
Her mom got POOED

>>170637303
>Anwar

She's obviously got some Paki in her. She's from future UK, after all. Also, she's slightly brown. Look at the IGN vid again.

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>the running animation

Cora is CUTE! Will absolutely tongue punch her shithole.

>>170637441
Looks like me when I don't go to the bathroom for 2 days

>>170637372
>>170637436
her mom was groomed as a teenager for a paki rape gang and thats the result.

way too much fucking scanning.

The second stream is gonna be about MP right?

>>170637552
Wtf I love sharia low now!

>scan shit to get to the nomad
>scan shit to get the nomad out of the crate

wtf

>>170637195
Mike Gamble, he's so fucking slow, gotta be on purpose

>>170637372
>Ashley Williams
>Williams

She was the opposite. Her mom was a Mexican who got BLEACHED.

>>170637462
but will she return the courtesy?

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>>170637573
Sounds like it's a dev panel.

>>170637573
They had a spoiler warning for the second stream so I think it's more singleplayer stuff.

>>170637730
Latinas belong to BWC so that makes sense

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>beacons already hover in orbit
what

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>>170637747
>Cora eating your ass while jerking you off

FUCK

The Kett are looking to be such blatant Collector/Reaper clones.

>>170637809
I guess that's where the mining probes drop from too.

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>>170637594
I don't know what's more degenerate, loving Sharia, or loving Sha'ira from ME1.

>>170637815
She only preps you this way for brutal pounding with her huge salami

>>170637867
but who put them there? why are they hovering in orbit just to wait for you?
I thought the Tempest drops them. it doesnt make sense.

infiltrator or adept in ME3SP?

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>>170637889
Why not both?

>Picked up: Turian calibration coil.

>>170637962
Tempest lands on the surface. Yeah, no idea what is putting these things in orbit in the first place.

>>170637441
>>170637494
Every ME game has had goofy running animations, to be honest.

>>170637969
it doesn't matter anymore, it's all the same

>>170638065
well this totally excuses that they still look silly, thanks for your input biodrone.

>>170638068
ME3 you honkadonk

Why are they still showing menus?

>basically every single account praising the game in twitch chat is created in june 2016
really makes me think

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I admit this launch trailer made me fucking hyped.

I can understand now why they didn't want to show a lot from the game because it's only of those "we rally don't want to spoil how fucking amazing this is"

>>170638176
because then everyone would see the tedious scanning mechanics and how little the game actually delivers :^)

It's an honor to be among men in this thread unlike certain corn holiing cock sucking motherfuckers like these commentators THEY SHOULD FUCKING DIE

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Who else is going with the name Richard Ryder?

>>170638162
sorry, go adept

>>170638256
Exploration trailer got me hyped right in, tho this one was good too

>>170637960
>first you feel her tongue, then her schlong

Even better!
>tfw you'll never feel Cora's heavy balls battering your own

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>>170638256

>>170638337
Only if there are some good Richards to Ryde.

>>170638337
>not naming him Flo

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>I'M ONLY YOOMAN AFTER ALL

Who the fuck makes these trailers?

>>170638523
The same person who names the planet Elaaden (motherfucker)

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>energy wall keeps radiation out
>have to get out of nomad to kill some crabs

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>enemy corpses just disappear

>>170638523
by normies for normies

>>170638256
>>170638363
>BIODRONE SHILLS COMING TO /MEG/

I thought we were in for an MP stream

>>170638654
Couldn't they just have run them over?

>>170638654
>squadmates dont wear helmets
>nomad cant climb a little hill

>>170638697
I'm here since 2012 :^)

>>170638771

Watch the stream, it's optional to equip the helmets or not.

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>>170638337
Hell yes

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gee I wonder who this familiar character will be....

why is every mission just scanning shit

>>170638854
It's probably Peebee.

>>170638819
its still fucking retarded and yes I watch it. Macs explaination was fucking retarded aswell

HERE IT IS

I SAID YEP WHAT A CONCEPT

SOMEBODY

at least you can push her off

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>I might just be the solution to all of your problems

>>170639001
ONCE

>>170638882
Bingo.

It's the rape scene.
>"But who'd want to push her off?"
Shut the fuck up, Mac.

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>that Peebee entrence
I cant breathe

>>170638918

Then just equip them, genius. It's a non-issue.

>>170639029
WHAT A LOAD OF-

so le quirky

>>170639032
TOLD

it's over already?

>>170639141
There's another stream in about two hours.

Should be an interrupt to put a bullet through her brain then a nd there

>peepees shooting animation
>that fucking lipsync
>pathfinder is some kind of special saviour ala spectre
Im done here, its gonna tank.

>>170639141
Yeah, it was only an hour. Prey is up next so probably worth sticking around to see how that is.

Peebee is even more annoying than I fucking thought.

>>170639036

I hope I can push her off my ship

>>170639029
There is only one solution for PeePee and that is final solution.

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>>170635753
>>170633846
>>170633546
>>170633306
I'll never be able to get over the eyes in this game. How has Bioware never been able to animate eyes even after all these years?

Pretty funny that the Kett can drop ship in and start shit, but don't think to destroy the enemy ship that's parked ~10 feet away.

>>170639210
I can already tell you what Prey is, devs trying to make their dream game and having it ruined by Publisher meddling and interference

>>170639073
its an issue. my teammates should drop dead an instant they leave the nomad
again, just lazy and inconsistent gamedesign. even ME1/2/3 forced helmets in specific locations and it just fit. get out of here you bullshit apologist.

>>170639356
Yeah, that first hour that was going around last month (i think) didn't look great. Not really getting the excitement about the mimic ability.

>>170639410
Only Tali, Garrus, and Ashley/Kaidan had proper equipment in 3. Javik got nothing, and Liara stuck with that stupid fucking breathing mask. In 2 it's just Tali, Garrus, and Grunt.

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>>170639332
maybe it has some kind of special stealth technology which only one specific ship in the Milky Way has.

>>170639570
>only one specific ship

The Alliance built a whole class of Normandy-class ships. The salarians built stealth dreadnoughts.

>>170639523
>what are biotic barriers
also we didnt hang out on hazardous planets, just oxygenless.
in ME1 everyone wore a helmet. fuck off with your retarded mental gymnastics.

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>>170639410
>ME2
>It just fit
Take off your nostalgia goggles and look at the dumb shit the old games did

Did stream started ? Cuz im watching bunch of neckbeards now

>>170639678
>what are biotic barriers
retarded mental gymnastics.

>>170639723

It's done.

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>>170639642
>The Alliance built a whole class of Normandy-class ships.

>>170639680
see>>170639678

>>170639642
It's a one of a kind ship, ME1 specifically states that the Normandy is a gigantic mess of experimental technology both Human and Turian so they could improve relations.

Hell, Cerberus in ME2 nearly broke trying to reconstruct and improve it.

There are other Stealth Reconnaissance type ships though.

where can I watch the stream if I missed it?

>>170639678
>>what are biotic barriers

Things that don't do jack against environmental hazards? Did you even play ME1 or read the codex?

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>>170639827
see >>170639796
Remember when Salarians wore Helmets? Me neither.

>>170639796
>>170639919
there were no enviromental hazards in 2 and 3, why would you need a full helmet :^)

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>>170640010
literally everyone who's played the first game has seen them

>>170639873

There are two Normandy-class stealth frigates. The Normandy and the Ain Jalut. The second is fuckin' around in batarian space.

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>>170636194
You sure, man?

God, I'm feeling tense.

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>>170640156
Apparently not whoever designed Mordin's Special Helmet.

For Fucks sake you even see Salarian Eclipse Mercs wear them, you telling me you couldn't take that and reskin it to fit Mordin?

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So!

What did everyone learn from the stream?

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>>170640667
That PB a shit and Mac Walters needs to tone down his Asari fetish by 500%

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It's the same face.

>>170640667
game is an unpolished mess with tedious scanning mechanics and a fuckton of inconsistencies

>>170640840

Nah.

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>>170640667

I'm keeping Cora with me at all times.

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>>170640840

>>170640865
>Not_news_to_anyone.jpg

>the golden worlds are a bust none of them panned out
wow thanks for the spoilers my dude

>>170641223
old news and your dad is dead.

>>170641223
>spoilers
Have you not watched Interstellar?

http://1kmspaint.tumblr.com/post/158234915680/why-the-fuck-does-every-single-model-in-mass

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>>170637113
>posts an over watch meme while taking a shot at graphics

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>>170638523
ME1's ending credits song seemed to fit the ME universe better. It was more "synth-y". I wish they used music like it in every ME credits section.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcrDWAuyqtc

>>170640667
The jet pack boosting looked pretty cool.

>>170641959

>that sanic npc in the background

To buy or not to buy. Not been on stream kek. Any news?

>>170641369
Comparing it to one of the RPGs with the best waifus of all time is unfair, but yeah the face anims in ME:A look a step below anything we've seen from even BioWare. They should have begged CD Projeckt to let them borrow that magic algorithm /meg/ keeps shitposting about.

>Hey remember when we let you use the NWN engine to kick off The Witcher series?
>Yeah, remember when you tried to jew us and we had to make our own engine?

God damn the conversations in that meeting the crew video look so awkward. Everyone looks like some kind of weird fucked up puppet. Nobody smiles or makes any kind of facial expressions of any kind except random facial tics and moving their arms around like they don't know what to do with them.

Anyone uploaded the twitch on Youtube yet?

>tfw despite the shitty animations and horrible writing I'm probably still going to buy this game because outside of nier theres nothing else to look forward to

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I really hope we get different outfits for the squadmates, and the option to re-colour them.
I love Cora's suit, but I'd love to colour it jet black or blue.

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>>170642224
>genuinely enjoyed the fuck out of ME and ME2
>just want a semi-tolerable RPG to scratch my sci-fi space opera itch
>instead they release this god awful pile of shit

Will pirate 6 months down the line when Denuvo is cracked. I didn't pirate ME3 until years after release. Dead franchise

>>170642212
twitch tv/videos/127687816?t=2h57m

At 2:57 in.

Jesus fuck 4chan, let me link twitch videos already.

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>>170642480
Samus's ass is a miracle of the universe.

>>170642640
So is anyone's when they are drawn to be that way

>>170642480
I'm sure they'll be happy to sell you dlc for that.

the hair looks like plastic mold on an action figure

Just had some McDonald's lads

>>170642914
show us your tits, biofan.

>>170642950
No they are hairy and you will all laugh at me

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>>170641959

>>170642056
Yeah the Wticher's algorithm might've improved things dramatically, but I can't see CDPR giving that thing away. Or if they were to give it away, it wouldn't be cheap.

Also Therese>Jeanette

>>170640840
Why does Suvi look like an entire different level of quality?
Was the lighting even more fucked on the Nexus in that IGN build?

That being said I'm gonna show Suvi the power of my dong.

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>>170641831
gonna replay noveria, virmire and ilos tonight thanks to clicking embed, fuck I miss Mass Effect, cant help but feel a little sad that we will never get to expierience it again.

god i hate SAM's voice

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>>170642480
>>170642640
>Samus

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>>170643536
Yeah, I don't know what kind of relationship, if any, CDPR has with nuBioWare. Probably nonexistent.

VV > both.

>go through Omega 4 relay
>EDI: "Brace for deceleration"
Wait, they need to brace? I thought momentum jsut didn't exist when travelling between relays due to mass effect field magic

>>170643940
Cordial.

Both Devs wished each other well during DAI and W3

>>170643940
They shout each other out on Twitter whenever they release a new game but I don't know if it goes any further than that.
I forgot about VV. You're so right ;_;

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>>170644007
Inertia Dampeners are a lot like Indoctrination. They don't exist whenever it's convenient for BioWare.

Why are they trying to push Peepoo so much? She's insufferable

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>>170643351

>>170644058
Is the DA:I team even around anymore?
Gayder fucked off.

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>Suvi is cute but is like the girl from the sienfield episode where she changes under different lighting
>Cora has a fat ass but a meh face

Decisions decisions...

>>170644350
Mac is an asariboo.

>>170642568
holy shit this triggers me
>tiny ass screen
>guy playing just sits there doing nothing or walking around slowly while guy talking rambles on forever

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>>170643351

>>170644350
Liara coupled with thinking that Whedon-esque chicks are still popular.

>>170643940
Remember the late 90s when every cRPG studio worked with each other and they were like 80% comprised of all the same people?
>>170644092
Heh

>>170644606
I wonder where it all went wrong?

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>if the nomad's life support goes out it blows up

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Jesus Christ...PB's so fucking ANNOYING!

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>originally worried there would be no qts for fem ryder to hold hands with

>Vetra confirmed for cute voice
>Suvi is also cute and the scottish accent even sounds good

Today is a good day!

>everyone looks high as fuck in conversations
>lips don't sync up at all

>>170644350
Because MacDaddy has an Asari fetish.


>>170644408
All that's left is Weekes right? Wouldn't have minded having Padok writing some stuff for Andromeda

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>>170639036
>>170639287
>literally one push of the button away to jettison her into the next star
>LOL WHO'D WANT THAT ANYWAY RIGHT GUYS?
Fuck you Mac!

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JEEZ Why are their eyes sooooo wiiide open?!

>>170644730
Imagine having to do maintenance on it
>forget about automatic suicide bomber feature
>turn off life support for a second to run some tests
>RIP

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>>170642568
thanks m8

>Forced PB
>Have Another Asari
>Here's a Recording of Liara too
He can't keep getting away with it!

>>170645130
it doesnt work that way silly, it stops taking damage as soon as you step out of it.

no shit, it was in the stream

>Having the recommended specs is just for 1080p 30fps
>I7/1060 is for fucking 30fps
>game looks dated visually
>More demanding than any other big budget title to come out in the last 4 years.

Whatever small chance there was of me buying this game has completely vanished. I can run witcher 3 in 4K at 30 fps on my 980 and easily get 60 at any other resolution.

These chucklefucks are poorly optimizing their shit on purpose to push console sales.

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https://www.masseffect.com/en-gb/news/final-note-from-ryder
>It all begins here. We're at the starting line. The Nexus is ahead, the Hyperion's engines are prepped, and your stasis pods are waiting. There's only time for a few words, so I’ll be brief.

>I know you’re nervous. There’s probably a cold sweat at the base of your spine now that the hard truth of a six hundred-year voyage is sinking in. Trust me, I know, because that's how I felt when we activated the Charon mass relay years ago. We stood together, staring into that bright blue light, not knowing where it was going to take us or if we'd even make it through alive.

>It was the hardest step I've ever taken, but it took humanity farther than we could have ever imagined.

>This is another step on humanity's great journey – the longest so far. We're leaping into the void. This time, there's no chance to turn back.

>But we go forward. We take that step. Because we know that whatever fate waits for us beyond dark space, we dared to be first.

>We'll leave footprints where no human has ever been. We'll breathe the air and drink the water of worlds we can't even imagine. We will lift our heads to the stars, and see the Milky Way from the outside for the very first time.

>It begins today. We're ready. Humanity's future is waiting.

>I’ll see you in Andromeda.

>Alec Ryder, Pathfinder - Ark Hyperion

>>170646076
t-thanks dad

>>170642224
I've already preordered it!

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>>170646216
goodbye, son. you'll never know how proud i was of you.

Why is Jack stronger than Miranda if Miranda was genetically engineered?
also
>be Harbinger
>have to taunt Shepard to make him mad and show him how superior I am
>what will I say
>"Direct intervention is necessary."
Yeah, you sure showed me, Harby

>>170646387
He doesn't die, dingus. There's a cheevo for healing him.

>>170646653
Being uploaded to the cloud isnt the same as being healed, anon.

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>1080ti

Of course.

What if our father IS the Archon?

>>170646728
Gotta sell those new cards

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God damn it

>>170645874
Switching to frostbite was a mistake, Bioware obviously have no idea what they're doing with it

Have any multiplayer vids come out yet from PAX?

>>170646972
Not yet, the dev panel at 4 pm might have some.

>enslave Protheans
>give them so many biological and technological upgrades they're not even alive anymore and only retain the rough shape of Protheans
>make sure to leave them weak to headshots though
>and while you're at it, make it so Husks are weak to dickshots
GENIUS

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>>170642640
I know right

Love this vid.
>http://t--soni.tumblr.com/post/146425380107/trespassers-will-be-violated-download-webm-very
Miranda getting gang'd by asari, with the Eclipse streaming it.

God, these faces ARE SO FUCKING BAD!.

Did you watch the Savi conversation? Her face literally, actually literally does not move other than her mouth.

Her eyebrows dont move, her eyes dont move, her cheeks dont move. TOTAL FACIAL PARALYSIS.

Everyone is a creepy puppet face. They wont be able to convey any kind of emotion other than through voice acting. I can see it now, people screaming in anger while looking gormless.

>>170646728
Apparently it's also running 4k at 60fps

That reccomended specs is 100% bullshit, no way a fucking 1060 would just reach 30.

>>170647230
suvi

>>170647379
I hope my 1070 is okay

>>170646843
Is that Conrad?

I swear to fucking god when people complain about fps on whatever card just casually forget settings menus.

>>170647230
Bruh, someone needs to screencap the face of the dude that locked himself in the building. Completely flat, no texture, looked like one of the toys from the original toy story.

>>170647886
>have a 600 dollar card
>have to run the game at console settings or below.

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>>170633674
I know we like to circlejerk and there is legitimately a lot wrong with Andromeda, but that is not one of them. That's an artifact of CG animation and you can see tons of instances of it everywhere when you look at CG frame by frame, including other games and animations (pic related, contains examples from Overwatch).

where were you when the savior of the galaxy was rammed by turians and reduced to a scaleslut?

10 minutes for the second stream to start

>>170646538
Miranda was *genetically* engineered, while Jack was *psychologically* engineered, and the psychological is more important, given how biotics work. Miranda wasn't exposed to brutal torture, drug injections, and killing others as a little kid. As Jack mentions about Pragia:
>It was something about pain breaking down mental barriers to make way for more biotic power.

Harbinger talks like he's in a hardcore porno.