Mass Effect General- /meg/

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Wow

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Jaal best husbando!

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best waifu!

>>170658610
meme accent
meme sexual orientation

>>170658516
>tfw I am a member of the Warrior Caste
Feels ambivalent, considering modern society doesn't really have much of a place or use for me.

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Stop making fun of PeeBee

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PeeBee is cute! :3

>>170658610
Why do people say she's gay? Where was that said?

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>>170658718

>>170658515
DELETE THIS

where is this clip with audio?

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>>170658713
>>170658718
beepbeep a shit

>>170658515
>literally copy-pasted
>people who called it "Mass Effect: Inquisition" were more right than they ever could have hoped
Fuck me

>"Vetra sighs when she gets the card she wants. Every time."

C
U
T
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>>170658515
oops

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>>170658515

Pillar into the sky are pretty well worn in tropes at this point

>>170658758
Leak said Chee would be writing her and she'd be gay. The part about Chee turned out to be true.

>>170658669
At least cute lesbians are a vintage meme and not some newfag shit.

>>170658713
>>170658718
Mac please, stop shilling so fast you're going to hurt yourself. There's no Asari waiting for you on the other side Mac, you have to stop this.

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I am GOING to eat Cora's BUTT.

>>170658758
from a reliable leak

>>170658875
>using the exact same effect the exact same way is common
>Biodrones will defend this

>>170658793
NOOT NOOT!

>>170658927

Imma pump a baby into that

>>170658610
>waifu'ing someone who licks rocks

http://i.imgur.com/BHusvEb.jpg

>>170658515
this is horrible

>>170658863
Source?

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>>170658610
>You will never plow her potato fields

>>170658713
you can't write maco

>>170658515
Will their next game have a red one?

Why can't Cora be lesbian and Suvi straight? WHY BIOWARE?!

>>170659079
That will be in the DLC

>>170659009
>not waifu'ing a geologist

What do you have against earth sciences, anon?

>>170658927
Me and Cora are populating Andromeda

>>170658670
>tfw I am a member of the Warrior Caste
Unless you were already in war, there is no way knowing that, senpai.

But yes, I do agree, modern feminized society is probably the worst society in the history of man for people of this breed.

>>170658962
>>using the exact same effect the exact same way

Book an appointment to get your eyes checked

>>170658718
There are 2 types of asari (visually speaking), those that look like Liara, which is most of them, and those that look like Samara, which are all the ugly ones. PB is an ugly one.

>>170659146
it's literally copy pasted desu.

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>>170659095
>Cora
>gay

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

>>170658670
You can write good war story books because you understand it from a different perspective. Humanity may not like war anymore but they'll still read the fuck out of it. I used books ans an example of course but you can put it into any format, video games too.

try to get me to not play the game /meg/, since you hate it so much from watching trailers

>>170659009
geologists are people too

>>170659009

She's a GEOLOGIST, anon! Don't bully her inquisitive mind!

>>170659020
is that a trap/twink-scott?

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>>170658863
>tfw you were Vetrafagging for the memes but every new piece of information makes her even more prime waifu material and you're so deep in you don't know if you're still ironic or actually want to cuddle the dino

help

The Kett in the launch trailer looked handsome, I think it was the Archon.

>>170659034
The IGN video in the OP about meeting the Tempest crew. There's a brief shot of a datapad containing notes on everyone's poker ticks.

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When she gives you that look

>>170659359

If it was, Cora'd be there. She'd probably be up his cute butt, too.

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>>170658917
ONE DAY I WILL ASCEND AND BE WITH MY LOVE, WHILE YOU LESSER MORTALS ARE LEFT TO WITHER

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>>170659418

>>170659389
I actually want to cuddle the dino.

>>170659312
Nah, do whatever you want.

>>170658610
Her rock licking skills will come in handy when she's licking Sara's vagina!

Would /meg/ fuck a female Kett?

>>170659504

Cool armour, there.

>>170659504
Why does he have tubes going into his armor?

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>>170659561
Yeah, probably

>>170659504
Looks very Star Trek-ish to me

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>>170659389
Same.

She's sounding more and more like Tali, if Tali had a sister and was a seven-foot tall dino.

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>>170658975
NOOT NOOT

>>170659247
>Humanity may not like war anymore
Don't bullshit yourself, good anon. Humanity likes war as always, we living in the brief period of calm enforced by the current (failing) social dogma doesn't mean anything. Great paradigm shift is coming anyways, so I think it is safe to say that we will have our war sooner rather than later.

Until that time it's martial sports, gym, being weekend offender, military/police/security service and similar stuff.

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Suvi should be straight but Sara should be able to pressure her into lesbian sex and corrupt her and make her addicted to the taste of pussy.

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>>170659470
Why is peepeepoopoo looking at the camera here?

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>>170659504

I get a lot of halo 4 vibes from this game. This dude reminds me of the The Didact

You have one question to ask Mac, what would it be /meg/?

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>>170659659

>>170659721
The Didact reminded me of Harbinger. Probably because they're voiced by the same guy.

>>170659659
>dem DSL
>she only wants Drack's ancient krogan penis

>>170659632
Steroids

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>>170659721
>literal butthead

>>170659702
Why is PeePeroni so cute here?

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>>170659729
could you fucking not with this shit?

>>170659665
Agreed.

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>>170659493
FOR GOD'S SAKE MAC!
THERE'S NO WAIFU'S ON THE OTHER SIDE, ONLY BLACKNESS

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>>170658515

>>170659906
PeeBee is always cute :3

>>170659504
Is this a new Lady Gaga video?

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>>170659929
>when you realize you just slept with an ogre but the pussy game was ridiculous

>>170659929
What does her skin feel like? What does it smell like?


I'm guessing rubbery and sea-salt

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>>170660090
Based on what we know about intercourse with Asari, you're basically cucking yourself out of pleasure every time you're fucking something that isn't an Asari

>>170660131
Onions and a faint smell of swamp water

>>170659721
That's not surprising, considering Chris Schlerff was hired to write (parts of) the story, he wrote Halo 4 after all.

>>170660180
I can sadly relate to this image

>>170659665
Cute! Source?

>>170660312
we don't want to know.

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>>170660312
what was his name, anon?

>>170660483
Daniel

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Jesus, her butt looks so soft. I just want to rest my head on it.

>>170659729
Why the fuck don't female turians have crests?

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>>170659960
BEG THAT I SUCCEED, FOR I HAVE SEEN THE THRONE OF THE GODS AND THERE IS NO ASARI

>>170660627
>tfw like both Peebs and Cora

Which do you think has the lewdest romance scene?

Guess I'll pick based on personality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3iFJpGJiug


>tfw looking for golden worlds

>>170660616
>salarian without gloves

Literally the first time.

>>170660709
I think they said Cora was supposed to be the "steamiest" or some shit like that

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>>170660625
No need to hide the name anon
Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of who we've fucked

>>170660616
Is it just me or does he look really young?

>entire thread is about waifufaggotry

Is that half the appeal of these games, and why some people are actually excited?

>>170660709
that's some shit taste, anon.

>>170660920
There's just not too much else to talk about

>>170660709
>personality
you gay son? I heard somewhere a while ago that Cora is a confirmed freakin the sack.

>>170660920
We have talked about everything else they have shown

>>170660895
Salarians only live to like mid-30s in human years.

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>>170660709

Go with Cora because she's really cute, and you could play with her butt.

>>170659662
It's not war, it's a story. In truth some humans like some things and other humans like others things. But you can't make a good story about that because good stories need contrasting characters and conflict. You never grew up. Adults get their enjoyment of story structures from fiction and don't pollute the real world with them. You are unconscious in your enjoyment of it so it steeps into your everyday life and everything become a dramatic element for you, everyone is an ally or an enemy; prejudice itself is nothing more than a desire for contrasting character archetypes in your story. Roles. There wise you feel like nothing is really going on here. Which is what the truth is. Absolutely nothing is going on here, except eating, shitting, sleeping, and then dying, whether you fought or not. That is why we create fiction.

This isn't going away, it's just changing. People don't want to be characters in your story anymore.

Have they streamed any of the multiplayer yet?

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>>170660920
>Is that half the appeal of these games

It's the only appeal anon. what else has it got going for it?

>>170660895
He worked on the development of the tempest ship so he's probably middle aged (which is what, 20-30 for Salarians?)

>>170659729
How come no Male Aliens to romance as Scott?

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The launch trailer was the worst shit I've ever seen. I couldn't hear anything past that retarded rapping and cringe.

>>170661097

Well, I screwed up the spoilers with the image. Nevermind, then.

>>170661137
Damn ME2's cast was so GOAT. I didn't outright hate anyone and loved most of them.

>>170661137
It really bothers me Garrus never took the 10 minutes to change into some not shot-to-shit armor.

>>170659648
>that picture

Nice, we not only have /gsg/hitposters but also /his/ or /lit/ people

>>170660616
Cute Frogboy.

>>170660743
Jarun Tann has that too as he air types on his Omnitool.

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>>170661137
Best squad, and Ashley

>>170660997
No matter how freaky it is I bet it sadly doesn't include impregnation

>>170661137
Why does Tali stand on her tiptoes in character selection for 1 and 2?

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>>170661137
Holy fucking shit MEA's cast looks so insanely bland. Like I'm not even the biggest fan of Mass Effect in general, but this is just pathetic

>>170661094
Little higher than that, Mordin was in 40s/50s.

>>170661472
In TOR and Inquisition you can get married so who knows

>>170661497
She does it in the concept art as well.

>>170661595
The codex mentions that Salarians in their forties are a rarity. Mordin was old as shit when he joined the crew.

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>>170661497
>she does
That's fucking adorable!

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>>170659648
>femturposting is going to comeback

I thought it died with Reg quiting here but it didn't, I thought it died with MEGSEV and Ayrea, but it didn't.

>>170661597
Rumour says the Jaal romance ends in marriage, so we may get space weddings after all.

>>170661447
>We never got to see Tali use that boot knife

>>170661727
But why tho? Isn't she actually tall for a female Quarian?

>>170661781
She uses it on Legion if you save the Quarians

>>170661401
Me too, anon.

>>170661740
Where the fuck you been for the last couple months nigga? Ever since Vetra got revealed it's been going on pretty much every thread.

>>170661472
Out of any ME game andromeda with cora LI is our best chance of seeing impregnation.Im not even remotely hopeful we'll see it, but gotta get that population boom going somehow.

>>170661825
Oh neat, I always had them work together. I might have to go see that then.

>>170661801
Talking about that, Is Vetra doing it as well? Isn't she tall enough already? How tall would she be like that? 208 cm?

>>170661781
She uses it to stab Legion when he grabs you if you chose the Quarians. Not a lethal one to the core either, just enough to make him drop you.

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>>170661472
>consumate relationship some time before the point of no return
>Cora mentions that she's pregnant right before the last mission to give you the boost you needs to go the rest of the way

>>170661801
Garrus does the same thing in the ME1 squad select screen. I think they were just modeled after their concept art, and the concept art had them standing that way to properly show their toes.

>>170661969
The actual sex scenes almost always happen before the final mission in ME games

>>170661923
Thats just how Turian's stand, Garrus does the same thing.

>SAM can see feel and hear anything you can
>SAM can enjoy Cora too
cucked.

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>got into a comfy routine of dropping shitposts and b8 and then leaving
>get to come home to harvest (you)s
>threads now move so fast my posts are three threads ago
Go away you faggots.

>>170660839
jesus christ

>>170661969
*you need

>>170662054

Which is bad. Too much of a 'fuck it, we might die to let's fuck'.

>>170662083
>SAM enjoys the sex from both perspectives at the same time.

>>170661932
>Not a lethal one to the core either, just enough to make him drop you.

It's lethal, Legion outright dies a few seconds later from that well-placed stab even if you don't hit the Renegade interrupt to shoot it repeatedly.

>>170661894
I don't think breeding will be a priority until all the settlers have been thawed out of cryo, perhaps towards the end of the game

>>170662106
(You)

>>170661137
Even here there is one more alternative to Samara

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>EGM is back up
>Miranda & Jack overhauls are not
What the fuck is going on with the nexus recently?

>>170662106
Jesus fucking Christ, put your goddamn mask back on Tali.

It seems like a real missed opportunity to not have a seriously tally-ho British salarian on your team who is all about exploration and discovery.

Did they forget Mordin was one of the best things about ME2?

>>170662054
Pretty dumb desu

>>170662083
>every time Ryder tries to have sex with his/her LI, SAM hijacks their body and Scott/Sare is forced to watch SAM pleasure their loved one in ways they never thought possible.

Ryders live to be cucked

>>170662054
i'd be pretty surprised if that was the case in Andromeda

>>170662054
>>170662329
in the vg247 interview they say you can bang someone very very early if you focus their relationship track

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I'm going to hold Cora's hand in Andromeda and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>>170661759
Jaal romance ends with you as part of his harem of many wives. With some Space Sharia.
Not all Angarans!

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>>170662475
Her face is just

Why did they think this was acceptable

>>170662445
Probably PeeBee

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Would you eat one of her cookies? Keep in mind you have to pre-order Mass Effect Andromeda

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>>170662106
>Tali is turian

Wait, what?

>>170661137
Scott has toothpick limbs.

>>170662556
Don't have to look at her face when you're licking her sweaty feet, anon. I want to take that suit off and rub those soles.

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I want to kiss him!

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So lesbian gals got sweet and geeky Suvi and we got militant Cora? Jesus...

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>>170662614

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Is there any art/photoshops of Cora with alternative hair? Just wish the top part was shorter

>>170662614
Move your right mandible rapidly, if Mac is aiming a sniper rifle at you from far away.

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>>170662106

>>170662475
No, there's nothing *I* can do. However, I can bully and insult you over this anonymous korean fletching website for your intention.

You fucking faggot.

Just rewatched the ME2 launch trailer... Definitely better than the Andromeda one.

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>>170662582
yep

>>170662813
nothing beats that trailer m8.

>>170662445
given BioWare's history of accurately portraying basketball americans, it's probably liam

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>>170662696
>BLACKED.com

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>>170662880
>basketball americans

>>170662880
My guess is that's Peebee and Liam since they're the more "casual" ones, while Jaal and Cora will be the two hardest to get.

>>170662678
>/fit/ dominatrix
or
>malnourished weebshit
i'm devastated desu

I hope there's an option for Sarah to seduce the Archon thus creating peace.

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>>170662750
What is that space-dino doing with her face and why hasn't anon still pre-ordered my game?

>>170663110
IIRC someone playing as Sara said Liam doesn't respond too well to flirting but it had to do with her having a higher rank than he did.

i wonder if the archon has a big cock?

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>>170663206
Good work anon

>>170663315
No but he's got a big rock

he has very kissable lips

>MEA spinoff where you play as Turian Pathfinder

Honestly would be more excited to play that than this. Why is Bioware afraid to let us play as aliens?

>>170662614
Are those dextro cookies? She trying to kill me? I'll feed them right back to her through her fuckin ass, see how she likes it.

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>>170663473
I don't want to play as alien, I only want to FUCK the alien

>>170663473
They'd have to actually fill out the rest of the races rather than having them be one dimensional.

What would dextro cookies taste like if they were real?

>>170663462
You're gonna have to be more specific there's a lot of guys with that going on while females get the NOOT NOOT lips

Kallo? Jaal? Tiran? Archon? Liam?

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>>170663574
If you play as an alien, then everyone you fuck is an alien, even the human.

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>>170663206
Nice.

>implying Turians have lips..

>>170663630
Mac

>>170663574
i mean he hasn't came in 624 years

boi want some pussy

or ass if that twink wants

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>Hated Cora when she was revealed
>Now all I want is to make babies with her

Why is this

>>170660709
good god you have shit taste

>>170663892
Because you put her in a helmet.

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Do we truly know that Suvi is only a lesbo? It seems you can flirt with her when playing as Scott

>>170663892
because she left her helmet on

>>170663892
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for human children

>>170663473
For the same reason we will never get a Mass Effect flight sim where we get to relive the series as Joker and Kallo, or a Battlefleet Gothic style RTS, or a CSEC investigation/SWAT game, or a large Battlefield style combat game set in the first contact war (or any game in the first contact war, for that matter). Or even a dating sim as a new arrival to the Citadel.

It would be interesting and therefore won't happen because Bioware hates you and especially hates your dog. Fuck your dog. You should have named it Liara you wankstain, maybe then we could have talked.

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>>170663892
we all make mistakes anon

>>170661137
why do scott and liam have such tiny legs?

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>>170662475
This art team is fucking shameless, I mean they literally just copypasted Robin Wright from House of Cards and put her in here.

>>170663805
Which category is Kallo's Cloaca?
Is that Ass or Pussy?

I bet Pelessaria's pussy smells like the seas of Thessia.

>>170663501
>dextro
>kill you
Are you like, ultra-allergic to mint?
Otherwise, you'll be fine, nigger.
The Dextro/Amino shit was super overblown by Drew & Mac.

>>170658610
HER FACE DOESNT FUCKING MOVE. JUST HER LIPS AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>170662475
>>170663892

>>170664048
she'll probably drop a hint later on that she plays for the other team when she realizes that scott is flirting

>>170664106
oh my

>>170660709
Vetra.
Peebee is Shrek's younger sister and Cora looks like a 60 year old woman.
FemSheps had Garrus, now it's my turn to tap a turian.

>>170664151
Mint cookies sound nice, still not pre-ordering

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>wanting to fuck humans

Fucking degenerates in this thread.

>>170663598
Minty, if I remember my chemistry correctly.

>>170664269
>raptor monsters

Yeah no

>>170663473
mass effect has always been about humanity in space

>there are people in this thread who bought this game already
>there are people in this thread who think this looks good

baka

>>170664048
We don't know for sure, but there were flirt options in DA:I for characters that you couldn't romance.

I remember that dwarf girl that you could flirt with multiple times, but it was only ever flirting.

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>>170664272
Wrong move, kiddo

>>170664151
So, dextro food tastes like mint and has no bad side effects?
Is that true vice-versa?

>>170664332
I think she's cute. I just hate that visor.

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When I see Cora I kinda think of..

>>170660920
I must say if I had to choose I would fuck ME characters over Overwatch ones. They manage to be lewd and have sensuous figures while at the same time looking kind of dumb. Its like the girl next door > supermodel effect. You might think the supermodel is hotter but shes not attainable.

>>170664469
I believe a dev said she takes it off for sexytimes. You know what must be done anon.

>>170664303
Only Mac likes peepee
Vetra is for closet furries who want to fuck featherless bird people
Jaal we know nothing about
Kallo is for the small group of people who wanted to sex Mordin rather than be his bro

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>>170664303
>promoting species mixing

>>170664123
robin wright is far more attractive and doesn't have jowls

>>170664172
you know who else does that? actual real life autists from retard homes

>>170664048
>Do we truly know that Suvi is only a lesbo?
No, that rumor was based on a press preview letting the player flirt with her as Sarah. However the game seems to let you try to flirt with anyone a la DAI.

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>>170664434
Pull the pin bitch, you'll be sending me to my waifu

i haven't bought a single game that has come out after 2011 why should i buy mass effect andromeda?

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>>170664303
Only true option desu.

But she's not in the game, so I guess I'll have to find a new waifu. I don't really want to fuck the bird but PooPooPeePee and Cora just look awful.

>>170664490
>Cobra is back
Aw I was hoping it would be replaced with the ME1 Grenades or People could choose Heavy Weapons this time

>>170664490
>Holster Weapon

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>>170664303
>That fucking picture in the background

>>170664557
Not true, Mordin was too old for me and it was clear he wasn't into anything but science.

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>>170664490
>still no crouch button

FUCK

Unless that's what 'mantle' is supposed to be?

>>170664853
>>170664672
Are those their names or the days they're available to play?

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>>170664840
I really don't give that many shits about it. Like ok the designers are lazy its just one image.

>>170664672
Anything on that Salarian? I want to know if its a based infiltrator or a shitty engineer.

And whether it was that cool buff one in the suit from way back.

>>170664986
Post rest of the image, suitgypsy lover

>>170664986
you'd think at the very least they'ed remove it. I mean, it's not like we see her face later

>>170664672
>>170664853
Thanks for these btw

Unless your stealing them from reddit in which case go fuck yourself

>>170661137
The body proportions are all fucked in MEA. Like, seriously fucked. What is with BioWare and the cartoony look they've put on all their shit since TOR?

>didn't like Cora then
>still don't
Why is this?

>>170665219
Those are the infamous fish lens pictures. Anyone can tell just from watching other footage that Vetra doesn't look like that.

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>>170665182

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>>170664332
But what if they're cute raptor monsters tho

>>170665348
Guess it's time to ban the entirety of /pol/ then.

>>170664443
I'm not sure where the Mint = Dextro aminos thing started.
BUT
The reality of it is that Dextro/Levo amino acids are just mirror copies of themselves. You either can process them or not, the negative results can vary from different taste (think Parsley, some people can't process it and it tastes repulsive to them, while others don't care/like it)
All the way to no taste sensation, or complete rejection (Allergic reaction of varying magnitude)

Turians prolly don't care to risk it.
Quarians prolly have double the risk with their weak physiology.

Humans eat strange ass shit and survive, so most likely it's safer for us to try -their- food.

>sex?
>with humans?

>>170665348
Boy howdy they sure do enforce that rule a lot yes sir

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>>170665306
Gay?

She's got a nice lower body designed for male attraction

WHY IS EVERY FUCKING SCIFI MOVIE OR GAME ABOUT PEOPLE LEAVING EARTH AND FINDING NEW HOME??

>>170665320
>Piranha
There's my baby.

>>170658515
It looked better in Inquisition, what the fuck.

>>170665642

I want to eat her farts

>>170665642
Cora is for the *BRAAAAAPPPPPPFFTSHHHHH* audience.

>>170665649
XCOM
Independence Day
The Day the Earth Stood Still
The Arrival
The Abyss

>>170664490
>holster weapon

Thank FUCK.

>>170664853
>Carnifex
>Avenger

lyl

Bioware fucking with the testers

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>>170665540
>Soldier
>All Tech Powers

What'd they mean by this?

>>170665845
Those are all combat powers.

>>170665845
>being this retarded

We won't be able to choose our loadouts in multiplayer? What the fuck?

>>170665941
pls post human infiltrator

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I'm going to cuddle and provide emotional support for Tali! Because by many indications she's got a lot of repressed issues she's hiding, because she places very little value on her own needs while being overly concerned with others.

>>170665895
>>170665928
The orange means tech, you can see the red combat power >>170665742

cunts

>>170665954
Regular people without the SAM Implant are class restricted spergs, m8.

Ryder literally has the ship AI zap him with new training programs a'la Matrix

>>170665954
The set loadouts thing is only for PAX so everything gets shown off

>>170666143

good

>>170665954
You mean Guns? Nah this is just a thing for PAX.

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>>170666115
>concussive shot
>frag grenade
>tech powers

Nigga what

>>170666115
Are you color blind?

>ME:A thread
>talicancer shits up the thread with worst waifu from an old game

MOOOOODS!

>>170666115
>those abilities are on the damn combat powers page we've seen countless times these past few months

Okguy

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>>170666282
>>170666347
Tell me what color is barricade and what color is energy drain

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>>170666424
>Mass Effect General

>>170666424
It don't say Mass Effect Andromeda General up there last I checked. Fuck off back to /meag/ you queer

One of the positives of Bioware romances is the inevitable salt when someone isn't gay / straight / bi.

>>170666512
Dark orange and yellow.

>>170666098
nigger that's kawaii

>>170666098
I am going to treat Tali like shit because she is a spy!

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>>170666583
Or interested.

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>>170666115
Check you Mass effect 3 skills. All of those are soldier skills. Concussive shot,
>>170666512

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>>170665845
>>170666115
>>170666512

Those are all combat powers

>>170666721
>_box.png

Is that a reference to her jaw or the pic size?

>>170666723
Jesus fuck. Phone posting. Check your skills screen. Those skills are all combat skills. The pamphlets shouldn't be taken as soon sort of redefinition of classic soldier abilities.

>>170666098
>she clumsily kisses half your lips
>you could tell it was her first time
>after a while our lips comfortably locked
>she let out a soft moan, it was cute
>and then a groan
>before I knew what was going on, a flood of warm vomit was rushing down my throat
>all the while, Tali was still kissing me
>her eyes widened like she just realized what she had done
>she quickly pulled back
>throw up coating both of our lower lips
>her face went bright red
>"sorry, I'm kind of nervous"
>she clumsily kisses half your lips
>you could tell it was her first time
>after a while our lips comfortably locked
>she let out a soft moan, it was cute
>and then a groan
>before I knew what was going on, a flood of warm vomit was rushing down my throat
>all the while, Tali was still kissing me
>her eyes widened like she just realized what she had done
>she quickly pulled back
>throw up coating both of our lower lips
>her face went bright red
>"sorry, I'm kind of nervous"

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>>170666614
How the fuck is that dark orange or yellow

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>>170666512
I can't decide which is funnier, the fact Bioware seem to have fucked up the colours on some of the cards or the fact you can't work that out ya dingus

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>>170666806
>>170666723
BUT ORANNNNNGGGEEEE

Does anyone have a screenshot of Mac the Hack's reaction to someone praising Jaal / not Noot Noot

>>170662970
I am..THE LAW.

>fullscreen new trailer (right)
>mute new trailer

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DsjOEmHEd2XM&start1=0&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DX6PJEmEHIaY&start2=0&authorName=

actually lines up halfway decently for the first minute or so.

>One very specific man...
>the reapers are still out there

I won't be buying this game because of it's implicit apologist stance towards white colonialism. These characters make light of shooting their way through a galaxy that is brand new to them but belonging to a people who already have a claim to it. The game's "jokes" and diverse cast are just there to distract you from the fact that the player is given control of a fascist.

>>170667021
>>170666512
>>170666115
That looks like whoever was in charge of that guidebook just fucked up.

Orange is tech, but in-game they are red and fall under the combat tree.

>>170665461
Interesting. Odd that it could taste like either mint, parsley or nothing

>>170667091
Seconding, I have to see this. Did he get mad?

did they post the supported screenformates like 21:9 yet?

>>170666956
The dangers of pasting without double checking the text.

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>>170666806
I should've looked at the names rather than the rings

But in what universe can this be considered red

>>170667091
No, but after seeing Mac and Kathleen side by side reacting to the commentary and expressing their ideas, I have high hopes for Kathleen; she seems like Bioware finally hired an adult writer instead of a blueberry obsessed manchild.

>>170667228
He made a face, started moving his legs like he was really uncomfortable, and started putting his arms in front of his body like he was feeling a little defensive.

>>170666829
It's the default wikipedia image name I think.

>>170667303
Is this some kind of strategy guide?

Strategy guides are notorious for being full of mistakes, anon.

>>170667302
That looks familiar. Has this been posted here before?

>>170667303
Nobody called them red. They called them not-Tech powers.

>>170667282
They released a 21:9 screenshot recently on twitter.

>>170667179
That will be up to the player's actions. I'll go all hippie in it.

>>170666618
>in Datapad app sends a romanced Shepard an email that says "I expect we'll be having more sleepless nights before this is over. But whatever happens, I'm with you."
>Also sends one that says "Hang in there Shepard. You can do it."
>asks how Shepard is doing multiple times in the game itself
>dossiers reveal that she still feels crushing guilt and sadness about the deaths of her friends on Haestrom and father
>downloaded vids about how to deal with the loss of a family member
>stays up nights trying to write condolence letters to the families of her deceased comrades before deleting them because nothing she types sounds right
>keeps this almost entirely hidden except for maybe one line at the end of the Rannoch arc, and just keeps shooting Cerbs and geth and quipping
>brushes off the couple times where Shepard asks her if she's alright by saying she's fine and deflecting with a joke before going back to asking him how he's doing

It's sad desu, Shepard should at least offer quality pillow talk.

>>170667501
Beats me, but it's obvious he copy pasted it from somewhere, seeing as how it's doubled.

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>Dislike Peebee
>Like her VA and qt voice

>>170667461
These are the leaflets BioWare handed out at their booth for the PAX hands on.

>>170667352
Did the same thing when Kathleen mentioned how many fans loved Garrus and Tali without mentioning Liara. While staring at her with a look of disapproval.

>>170667638
Maybe wrong, but that might be the puke fetish story a writefag did a long while back

AYYY YOOOO /meg/
HAS ANY PAX MP FOOTAGE BEEN POSTED YET?

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*crunch*

>>170667712
So whoever designed/edited the leaflets fucked up, then.

>>170667852
>biotics honed into huntress-grade weapons

STOP BEING WEIRD ABOUT IT, GUYS