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Edgy Edition

>Developer Update | Introducing Orisa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWqhXWRaMmU

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753535162

>PTR Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753516591#post-2

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord:
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>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

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>>170544320
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Why would anyone pick D.VA instead of WINston for harassing?
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hope youre having a great day /owg/~
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Post Reaper and his adopted daughter Sombra
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What fantastic changes will come next?
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>>170574640
I am now that you're here~
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>>170574680
more bugs
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>>170574640
Why would I have a great day?
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>Mercy joins and announces herself as a healslut

Which one of you faggots was it?
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>Chu is actually working on something

What the fuck happened, did someone kill the real chu and replace him?
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>>170574365
blackhhardt, devil mercy,and oni genji should be added
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>tfw 2970SR
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>>170575000
Hope it will be better than the Bastion comic
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i am so sick of this game i have no idea why i keep playing
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>level 16 zenyatta headshotting everyone across the map
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>>170575116
At least the art was better in this one, now they just need to hire actual writers.
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it makes me sad to think that i could be like 4300 SR instead of 3800 if i hadn't thrown all those matches but man i just can't stand people in this game
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>>170575158
>you put over the tag price into this game
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>>170575116
That was a massive let down. All it proved was that Torb isnt AS racist. Im hoping we get a Lucio cinematic next or at least on Reaper/76
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>>170574496
I don't want to play as a monkey
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>>170575235
Yeah kudos on the artist, but I bet Chu is writing the dialogue in his fanfiction dungeon where he poses Genji statues on Mercy figures.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGZDm1c-5_o

Only people larger than life are allowed to post in this Thread
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>>170574365
Why the fuck does mccree's gun jump 8 inches every time you fire it? So fucking annoying and hard to line up following shots because the actual cursor doesn't even aim at where the shot is going to end up
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>>170575235
>dat face
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French sniper
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>>170575370
I mean it was character development, not great development, and he finally managed to get two characters to team up instead of doing their own thing. I'Äs the first hint that he actually wants to continue the story. But yes, it kinda did suck.
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>>170575739
How did a jarhead like Gérard manage to find a model?
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>>170575478
so thats how god exists, its all clear to me now
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I like Efi
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The community is becoming woke.
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>>170575424
Wow, there are people that still haven't forgiven him. can't blame you though, I can't forgive the fact that he can't even remember his own lore.
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I don't think there's a game that has made me rage harder than Overwatch, and I come from a dota1+2 background.

Even mobas aren't as infuriating as OW, it's like I am teamed up with literal children.
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>>170575370
or more of Winston and Tracer being best friends
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JUST
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>>170575998
What happened
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>>170576107
>corpse delivered on the payload

like pottery
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>>170576118
There is no room in this world for two people with similar names. You have been warned, "Geoff".
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>>170575370
It's not that torb isn't as racist, it's more that because of the Bastions he's indirectly responsible for so many deaths and are this horrible shadow behind him.

And then suddenly he finds one that isn't a homicidal killbot and is acting completely contrary to everything they were designed to be.

I see it more that Bastion looks to Torbjorn like a chance for atonement. Shame the comic was so shittily paced.
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>>170576027
He said the timeline will be fixed later, that cheeky cunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghk8O1yiY0I
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If junkerat doesn't take dmg from the wheel, when will they remove self-damage from barrage to pharah?

I am tired of killing myself when I drop down a hallway full of enemies and it slightly clips the corner of the wall and I die first.
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Idea for balancing Ana (from someone who mostly plays her in comp).

What if there was a ramp-up on her hp/s based on range. So to get the max healing as it is in live now you'd have to be a certain number of meters away from your ally. This way, if you're hugging your tanks you're not going to be doing max healing, but something lower maybe than Mercy's. But back up like 20-30 meters and now your shots do full healing. This would reward aim, but force her to be in a potentially more dangerous position away from the team. Ostensibly, she requires more skill than Mercy, but "aim" doesn't really matter if your muzzle is poking Reinhardt's back. This way, aim would actually mean something, and she'd have to keep her distance (making her more vulnerable to flankers) to reach her full potential.
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who was in the wrong here?
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>>170574680
The player will randomly lose control of Symmetra and she will be controlled by the bot AI when this happens. This is entirely dependent on RNG.
Instead of doing sick gun kata, Reaper now t-poses during his ult.
Lucio now prioritizes D.Va, Mercy, Zarya, Tracer and Mei while in healing mode.
Torbjorn now says "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for human children" when the player spawns as him.
Soldier: 76 now has a built-in teabag emote.
Mei is now a Chow Chow dog. She is otherwise unchanged.
Bastion is canonically an incel.
Sombra's EMP now instantly kills Zenyatta, Orisa and Bastion, regardless if they are friend or foe.
McCree now uses a literal pea shooter.
If killed during an ultimate, Pharah now plays "loud_nigra_clipped.ogg" in lieu of her usual death screams.
All of Genji and Hanzo's Japanese phrases are now gibberish.
The map rotation on Competitive has now been restricted to Hanamura, Volskaya Industries, and Temple of Anubis.
Oasis now features a permanent memorial to twitter user SuperHomura64 in both spawns in all sections.
The Hollywood victory screen now says "Chungus" instead of "Fin."
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50% damage boost is a lot
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>>170576506
>from someone who mostly plays her in comp
kys
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>>170576707
talk about cleaning out the gutter
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What is the most popular meetup/group up discord server? I really need to rank up before my friends get to diamond and i can't play with them anymore, I'm not a bad player I was climbing smoothly then went on a loss streak in SQ
Thanks in advance
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>>170575917
True love.
Plus Gerard was probably fit if he fought against Talon.
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>>170576714
Sorry that no one else wants to heal, instalocking soldier or whoever else. I'd rather simply uninstall the game than force myself to endure the boredom of Mercy or Lucio. Make another healer who's actually fun and I'd play them, but until then, Ana is fun and if I have to heal, she's the one.
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>>170576280
Are you talking about the comic book blog post?
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>>170576781
Note how our Orisa blocked their earthshatter at the last second
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Just got 58 kills (58% kill participation) with Sombra.

You FUCKS need to stop insulting her.
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Sombra smells
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>>170576707
People forget, the reason why Mercy's damage boost was lowered to 30% was because Widow could kill 200 hp heroes in one body shot with the 50%.
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what are the two trophies for orisa? let me guess

>get 4 assists while damage boosting
>block certain amount of damage with the barrier
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>>170577279
all non-white people smell bad
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>>170577324
Do Orisa's and Mercy's damage boosts stack?

And if not which gets priority?
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Post yfw you're on a big win streak and you're about to queue for the next game
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>>170576901
Next event needs a 'cured' skin and a french map.

I want to see more locations from the heroes. Where is my fucking Aussie map as well?
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>>170577506
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>>170574365
Anyone have that comic where Mercy flubs her Resurrection so that Zarya, Tracer, and Reinhardt come back EDGY? With Bastion looking okay, until she sees that Ganyemede has gone emo.
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>>170577248
In good hands, Sombra is practically as annoying as a good Tracer. Together, they are the duo of annoying shitheads that keep you from ever setting anything up ever.

But I'm not a Double-Diamond S+++ MegaCharizard Tier player so what the fuck do I know
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>>170575739
>Smugberry
Where are the skins Jeff & Geoff?
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>when the enemy team talks shit after barely holding final point in match one
>when the enemy team complains about fucking Symmetra after getting stomped on first point in match two
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>>170577483
Haven't tested that out, but I guess that it might stack considering Ana's ult and bastions passive stack.
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>>170577324
120*1.5=180 though
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>on streak of throwing matches
>Previously GM but now low Diamond
>pick Junkrat on KOTH to fuck around
>normally don't care but the other team were really pissing me off especially the Pharah
>switch to Soldier
>turn around a 0-2 to 3-2 and grab Gold Elims in just three rounds
I can see why Smurfs are popular, it's fun to shit on people like this.
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>>170577583

Sombra isnt just annoying though. Her hack is so good for overall team play.

>Hack Rein's shield
>Hack a sentry mode Bastion and he goes into standup mode and is easy to kill

the best thing is hacking a Roadhog and watching him try to run to safety
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>>170576785
Bls help
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>>170577540
How does having lower blood circulation make you a better sniper anyway?
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i feel bipolar i keep throwing games although i really want to climb higher
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>>170577586
Casual skins when?

>>170577987
If her metabolism overall is lowered she might breath less as well and can hold the crosshairs more stable on the target. IDK it is Chu's fanfiction.
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>>170576665
>I usually fill roles etc
Be good enough to fill, but don't do it regularly. I'm assuming you mean you're last to pick and everyone else basically picks wonky classes to play. Filling may be okay at higher levels, but in mid gold it doesn't maximize team potential. If you're clearly better than everyone at dps, pick that because that's where you'll breakthrough.

By proper picks I mean doing things like picking a Roadhog to kill a Winston, but that's a simple example.
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>>170577918
>tfw hacking an ulting Genji before he gets a single kill
>tfw hacking a DVa that dove your team
>tfw hacking Tracer

Sombra's playstyle is so goddamn fun.
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>>170577987
Yep, it's a thing actual snipers do. They try to decrease their breathing and heart rate so the body's natural jitters don't effect the shot.
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>>170576280
Man, war fucked up Roadhog something fierce. He looks really awful for a guy who isn't even 50.
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>>170577987
It doesn't, it's just some shit excuse for Blizzard to make her blue. They could've come up with something less stupid though- if her circulation of oxygenated blood were so poor that her entire body were blue, she'd either move slower than a sloth or be suffering slow, steady brain damage, or both.

They could've just come up with something like a number of the conditioning drugs used near-lethal amounts of silver, which can turn your skin permanently blue.
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>>170577763
Sorry about, guess my math was wrong. I must have been shooting targets after they were hurt.
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Doomfist when?
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>>170578143
>>170578290
Wow. Thanks. I guess even a little nudge could alter the trajectory.
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>>170577987
It calms your nerves
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Where were all you Sombre worshippers when she launched? You're just now realising how fun and disruptive her hacking can be? Were you all playing her normal DPS style before and just using her hack opportunistically before?

There is no greater feeling than finishing a hack on a Lucio or Mercy just before they are about to Ult.
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>Panic and miss E
>Get hooked
>Somehow come out as the winner
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>>170578505
>Hacking mercy

I love how you can just feel the exact instant the enemy team starts shouting "Where's the res?"
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>>170576983
Chu more or less admitted in one of his tweets that they don't want to officially release when some events in OW lore happened because it is still full of errors.
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why am i getting so much SR
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>>170578756
>pic
was it rape?
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So which Ana nerfs are sticking?
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>>170578842
Yes. Hana is straight.
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>>170578826
I was getting like 80 per win last night it was fukken sweet, hit plat ez as fuck
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>>170578890
Rifle damage
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Post the voice lines and audio that trigger you the most in Overwatch, I begin:

>Travelling to Numbani... Attack!
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>>170578756
Do you have a pic of that tweet? I believe you, I just want to see his wording.
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>team begs for me to join chat
>all they do is spout memes
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>>170578940
I want to take Hana on a date!
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you hit people with rockets Good Job
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>>170578646
The tears sustain me. I have played Sombra almost exclusively (except role-filling in comp when needed) because of it.

You have all the head game mindfuckery of playing Spy from TF2 combined with some of the fastest and greatest mobility in the game. You can go anywhere faster than almost anyone. You have an ability that is arguably greater than Tracer's recall to use when a fight is going badly and you can also turn any HP kit into an easily-defended area for your time.
And if you prioritise your hacking targets you get to turn every DVA, Reindhart and Roadhog into a bullet magnet.

The only thing I've been waiting for is HP kits to be visible on teammate HUDs so I'm very excited by the PTR patch. I like to keep important HP kits hacked either for denial or for lots of ult from my teammates, but communicating which kit I've hacked every 10 seconds gets annoying, for me and my teammates. And it didn't seem right to punish the team if they had a Sombra who was bad at communicating.

Funnest toolkit of any hero.
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>>170579069
This, but with Hanamura
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>>170578940
straight looking for pussies
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>>170579162
so what sr you have wit her
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>>170579113
Thanks
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>Want to practice Widow
>Every match has someone instalock her and then play like absolute dog shit
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new PTR update?
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>>170574860
>13 year olds playing a game marketed to 13 year olds

Shocking
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>>170578564
hooking Phara is still wonky as hell. it's annoying
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>>170577718
I love this spray so fucking much
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>>170579223
I finished on diamond last season, placed at 2590 this season but haven't had time to play since i finished my placements. I worked 50hrs/wk with one day off ._.
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>>170578505
>Where were all you Sombre worshippers when she launched?
Been here since her PTR launch. I really enjoy playing Sombra. Hacking Tracers and Genjis is great fun.
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>can't play comp because I have a toothache and it's throwing me off

Arcade is shit and dumb
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>>170579408
Get shit and dumb.
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>>170578995
I haven't seen a pharah without the frost skin in a long while
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>>170579261
i literally can't remember the last QP i played without a Widow. there isn't a single hero that i see played more than her
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>Nanoboost + Ironclad + Mercy damage boost + Orisa damage boost
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>>170579076
Searching for tweets fucking sucks, cannot find it.

But even the official art is fucked. This here is proof enough.
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>>170579376
>when you hack a genji and he wall-climbs and double-jumps in panic as he realises he can't reflect in your face or dash through you
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>>170579363
not impressed, i mained sombra to GM both last and current season
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>>170579516
>Widowmaker ragequits
>The replacement picks Widowmaker
>If not, someone else does
>Happens 2-3 times in the same match
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>>170579621
I believe you anon. But yeah, I know of this blue post, the one where he says that they have no plans on fixing the ages.
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>>170579681
how many hours you put into this game? I manage to get about 5 hours a week to play if I'm lucky
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>>170579621
Blizz needs to hire pic related and put an end to this mess.

He's got experience fixing other's messes.
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>>170579663
>Not just throwing shurikens into Sombra's squishy, squishy face
Shit Genjis get shit on
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>>170579090
>ywn take Hana on a date
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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>KoH
>Stomping the other team
>Shut them out 2- 0
>They come back we lose
For fucks sake finish the fucking game.
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>>170579261
>>170579516
>>170579783
They should seriously just remove her
She does nothing but cause grief her own team
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>>170579261
>>170579516
>>170579783
>mfw permabullying sniperbabbies in QP with Winston
>mfw they never switch off
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>>170579898
N-NANI HE'S FAST
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>>170579791
not that much but i have a long background in FPS games

i feel like i should quit though, this game is not being healthy for me currently. i throw basically every other game because i can't fucking deal with the frustration this game causes me.
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>Only play as Ana/Rein/76/Zen/Hog
>People pick all of those
>Play McCree because I don't know what else at diamond level
>Let my team down and feel bad
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>>170579957
>try to play Winston
>mandatory Roadhog/Bastion always catches me out
I miss Season 1
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>>170579969
Well how much time have you sank into Sombra for example? I know experience in other FPS games carries over into other games, but there is no substitute for practise.

My flatmate is NEET who plays minimum 2 hours a day and he is a better than me strategically if not mechanically.
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>>170579408
i keep seeing her face

who is she?
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>>170580204
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>>170579162
>You can go anywhere faster than almost anyone
I wish she would keep momentum when teleporting. I'd love to run, throw the beacon and then teleport with full speed. But right now she just "pops up" at the target, with most of her speed lost.
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>>170580073

How can you be in diamond and not know how to play anything else
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>>170580348
>>170580204
Thank you anon
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>>170580204
>>170580348
Talk about lazy cosplays...
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>>170579516
same, I seriously hate that they felt the need to put a generic sniper in this game

it attracts the worst kind of people who think that they'll be swimming in one-hit-kills
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>>170579949
Or just undo all the buffs she has received since the original big nerf. There weren't many Widowmakers back then.
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>>170580204
>>170580348
Don't make me wank now
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>>170580573
>>170580663
Won't bother posting the whole set but there's more http://usatame.tumblr.com/post/154215274271/usatame-for-just-two-weeks-1125-1209-i-am
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>>170580292
Works for blizzard https://youtu.be/xCnu1FlOZRc
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>>170580741
She's pretty cute.
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>>170580245
well i have 10 hours with her in qp and i had 7 hours with her in season 3 and i made it to GM with that
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>>170580827
she looks like a fucking man you low standards imbecile
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>>170580934
What the fuck did you call me you fucking cockwallop?
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>>170576685
You know what? I like these changes.
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>>170580657
God I feel the same. Overwatch appealed to me because it was a completely different style of FPS to traditional ones: It wasn't so much about pinpoint accuracy through a scope as it was about co-operating as a team and utilising the range of abilities your team had to overcome the enemy.

Coming up against the same old "side-step from behind cover and headshot" opponent we all know from every other FPS we've ever played just fatigues me.

There's plenty of other classes I hate, but I accept their place in the game. But the other classes I hate don't get a rangeless hitscan 1HKO and wallhack, and the other classes I hate at least have to get somewhat within range of me to kill me.

If I wanted to get killed by headshot just for breaking cover I would play CS:GO
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People talk about how McCree is so much better than 76, but holy fuck is it tilting getting flashbanged by this fucker and RMB'd as you round a corner because he's just waiting with hanzo or widow wallhacks

Flashbangs range is so fucking huge for like zero reason
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>Australia Map
>This is the main screen theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw6BDxaZ8Qs
>Map is Junkertown, reverse Eichenwalde. >Move the collected omnic scrap back to Junkertown and unload it

Junkrat and Roadhog get new interactions and everyone realizes what a shit heap they grew up in

Australia and New Zealand are the only places without an Overwatch base
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>>170580480
It really comes up desu, I played 50 hours last season and only got a few games where I had to play something else.
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>>170580734
Well there go my resolutions

Thanks again
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>I will switch if it doesn't work
>never switches or utters a word again
what's the hero /owg/?
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>>170580734
Youre a god among men anon
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>qping as sombra
>thought i get potg at some point
>notice round 3 a mccree out of nowhere starts dominating after i switched off of rein
>every killcam is a headshot, ridiculously clean aim
>call him out after round 3
>everyone bar a couple of my salty teammates ridicule me for the claim
>the mccree gets PotG
>everyone watches him track a lucio perfectly across a wallride and headshot him twice mid-way across the map
>lobby immediately erupts into laughter and claim to report him

never seen anything like it desu
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>>170580827
>>170580934
she used to be cute with her long hair, now she looks like a gay twink
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>>170581247
>TF2 world is a kind of generic 60's era spy-fi setting, except for Australia which is technologically advanced beyond even today's standards.

>Overwatch world is a sort of generic future "utopia" except for Australia which is a desolate wasteland, impoverished even by today's standards.

like pottery
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>>170581247
I am okay with a mad-max inspired map.
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>>170581236
I meant 76 better than McCree so he doesn't see much play
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>>170581408
Widow & Hanzo
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>>170581247
I know it's coming sooner or later, but I can't wait for the Australia map. So you think it'd be payload>capture?
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>she looks like a gay twink
Yeah
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>>170581443
Short hair is cute
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>>170581443
>gay twink
What does a straight twink look like?
For research purposes.
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>>170581605
tracer does NOT look like a boy. please, you're hurting her feelings.
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>>170581635
bieber
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>>170577279
Really good! I wish she would smother me so hard between her legs that her scent would be permanently etched into my brain!
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I did it! I hit gold after getting placed 1200 bronze.
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>>170581605
Why are you repeating yourself?
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>>170581716
based

fuck the system and keep climbing
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>>170581605
the term you're looking for is soft butch
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Why the fuck they removed the change for Zen?
Why they didn't nerfed the utl charge for mercy since she's literally invincible during her cast?
And why they keep the 3 Tank meta healthy and strong?
Goddammit it's maddening.
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>>170580734
I like this.
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Red Zarya
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>disliking short hair
I honestly can't fantom what kind of retardation would cause such bad taste
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>>170581940
Ana was at risk of falling out of the meta. Can't let their pet hero be anything less than a mandatory pick.
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>Blizz still penalizes you for leaving quickplay
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>Ana is the best healer in the game for 3 seasons
>She gets hit with some nerfs on PTR
>Even with the nerfs she is the best healer in the game still
>Anashitters cry and within 24 hours the nade nerf is reversed
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>>170582136
Ragequitters on my team, kys
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>randomly come back to the game after like a 5 month streak of not enjoying it
>having the time of my life
I don't understand
I wasn't playing religously before I stopped or anything, I just wasn't really having fun.
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>>170582020
holy shit

source?
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>>170582145
Her healing hasn't been nerfed in the slightest. The shitters are just angry her consistent damage was nerfed while her burst damage was left alone
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>>170582145
Ana is one of Geoff's pet heroes. Don't expect her to go down easily.
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>>170578964
no, you got lucky

ever since placements i've nothing but shitty, horrible losses because of actual troglodytes.
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>>170582028
Edgelords insecure in their sexuality usually
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>>170582292
>playing during the wrong times of day
found your problem
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>>170582192
considering this game only has random fucking matchmaking and you can choose either the game mode or the map

yeah they need to lay off the fucking bullshit with penalties
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>>170575384
yeah, you can play as a scientist instead!
>>
if I want to get gud enough that I won't drag my team down I want to try out comp what heroes should I not even be bothering with in QP?
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>>170577942
Just soloqueue your way back up. You'll get there if you're really that good
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>>170582028
I don't dislike short hair per se, it's just that most women look better with longer hair imo
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>>170582570
>per se
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>>170582570
15 year old detected
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>>170582392
>yeah they need to lay off the fucking bullshit with penalties
Where did I say "lay off"? I want them to be harder. The true enemy of quickplay is disorder.
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Why doesn't Blizzard remove PTR and put testing updates onto QP? No one likes to try and win on QP anyways.
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>>170582627
?
>>170582647
Dumb assumptions much?
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>>170582697
>No one likes to try and win on QP anyways.
Get fucked. I enjoy QP and arcade after a few comp games. You seriously are fucking braindead if you think unreleased patches in QP won't carry over to poor performance in comp.
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>floating around in 2000-2100 rating
>getting put in 2500 SR games and losing
>last game was me as soldier on dorado
>reinhardt was literally screaming the whole game about why his shield is broke and the enemy reinhardt's isn't
>why is the genji alive
>why is the pharah still up
>why is he surrounded by 4 people
>where's my ult (i had visor'd 3 times at this point)
>why the fuck aren't symm turrets dead (he walked into them)
>why am i silver damage (1.5 minutes into first point)

some people shouldn't use their mics
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>>170582379
i literally have no choice
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>game still punishes you for having some leaving faggot on your team
Pub competitive is still unplayable. Leaving should be a ban for the entire season, consecutive offenses should be a permaban from competitive on your account.
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>>170578381
>>170577763
both of you forget that Widow bodyshots used to do 150
After they nerfed damage boost, they then nerfed widow
and then they buffed Mercy's damage boost to 50% again, but then even later they nerfed it back to 30% again
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>>170582882
>unreleased patches in QP won't carry over to poor performance in comp.
Yea if you're shit
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>>170582676
They need a mode that lets you chose what maps people want to play. Or at least fucking game modes. It's such bullshit that they have the map and game mode down to RNG

Such a stupid fucking system. You're a literal retard if you try to defend that design decision.
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>>170582201
https://twitter.com/reiq/status/840025872941764608
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I want to impregnate Genji!
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>>170582697
>likes to try and win on QP
I do
but I'm scared of going into comp so QP is all I play
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>team up for special attack!
whose fault is this!
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>>170582979
>Yea if you're shit
diamond on my way to master


Well time for me to sleep. Too much underage roaming these threads at this time of day. Euro time /owg/ is best generals.

No hate for the few burgers actually on topic and posting quality content.
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>>170583092
Thank you

I thought that Artstyle looked very familiar
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>>170583106
But Genji is a boy, anon! Boys can't get pregnant!
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how do i get gud?
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>>170583018
id actually love to see someone try to defend that shit

id love to hear argument that taking away the ability for players to chose what map or mod they want to play is better for the game
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>>170583237
>Diamond
>Eurocuck
>>>>>>>Not shit
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>>170581940
>Why the fuck they removed the change for Zen?
Honestly I'll take the spread removal instead.
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>>170583353
step 1: stop being bad
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>>170583353
You play a lot and recognize your faults so you can improve them
>>
>"I like Windowmaker for her character"
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>>170582072
wait they actually reverted the nerf for ana? I hope someone sits down these devs one day and have them queue (individually) into quickplay and comp matches and see how common and OP she really is.
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>>170583406
ok

>>170583409
just hit lvl 300, and always forget to record my comp matches
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>>170582697
>No one likes to try and win on QP anyways.
speak for yourself, getting rolled several times in a row because my team wants to play random heroes isn't fun
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>>170583379
>proves his point by being ebin
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>>170583172
I want to team up for special attack on orisa's fat robot ass
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>>170583480
Widow has great backstory.
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>>170583480
I like her blue butt
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>>170583278
Robot uterus.
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>"Hey Mercy, can you like, use your ult once in a while?"
>he's the only one who has died since the match started and we're almost six minutes in
>he only died because he kept pushing them back to their spawn while the rest of us went back to the point like rational people
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>>170583780
>>170583786
True. If I could suffocate under Widow's big blue butt I could finally know peace.
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>>170583954
It takes more than a uterus, though! Where are you going to find a viable robot ovum?
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owl hero when
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>tfw we're doing really well and then someone starts shittalking our rein for literally no reason and we all devolve into infighting and lose
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>>170583786
I like blizzard's other blue butts better, personally
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>>170583389
With those barrier that pop everywhere, nah.
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Reminder than Genji is a cringe character for faggot weebs and anyone who plays him probably watches Naruto and wears a trenchcoat.
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>>170584330
Or likes to kill the entire enemy team
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>>170584209
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>>170584209
There are no animal-people-hybrids that aren't just animals with human intelligence. Why start now?

Unless you literally mean just... an owl. Like an owl in a mecha-suit or something.
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>>170579507
Frost skin needs to be nerfed.
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>>170584303
A spacegoat is fine too
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>"The wolf stirs within me OwO"

What did he mean by this?
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>>170584303
I think Blizzard's true talent is making irresistibly delicious blue butts. They have hardcore blue butt lust just like their fans and know how to cater to it.
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>>170584387
>Genji
>good
Hahahahahaha nigga like just play 76 hahaha like nigga play Tracer
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>>170584474
something like that
like pharah but lmb is to grab a hero
but mainly owls are just cool
yeah yeah I should go back to >>>/an/
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theres already a literal furry character in hte game stop crying for another
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>>170584479
best and arguably most unique addition to Warcraft's kitchen sink setting.
also blue tiddies
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>>170584534
Hanzo is a PC gamer
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>>170584679
I want /r/cringeanarchy to leave.
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>>170584646

Two if you include Roadhog. I mean, he's always wearing that pig mask. Oink oink
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>>170584661
They're tall too which is a bonus
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>>170584609
Is all of /vg/ shit at video games? It cant be true
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>>170585034
it can
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>>170574365
>Mom
>Not Mum

Delete this
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>>170578505
>Where were all you Sombre worshippers when she launched?
OG Sombra in the house!
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>>170585097
That's how she's rebelling.
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>finally remember how to play genji again after 4 months break

im back baby

nerf ana btw
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>>170579663

>hack them
>they're ballsy and try to go for your throat with the shotgun shuriken spam
>show them your gun is perfectly fine by melting face
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>>170584303
Man I don't even like draenei or night elves. But Widowmaker. I sued to make fun of people who had waifus. I thought it was absurd. Then i discovered Widowmaker.

I a.lso didn't like the french before I discovered Widowmaker. I saw them as a joke now i'm reading about Napoleon instead of Admiral Nelson.
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>>170581247
>that theme

FUCKING FUND IT

we need junkertown so bad. Also Ana and Dva need special lines for the junker skins while they are there

The map should be full of environmental kills. The map should be riddled with booby traps, like explosive barrels and triggerable trap doors.
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>Go 10/10 in placement matches for the first time using the same 4-person group
>Play roadhog every time
>Always get gold elim, gold obj elim, gold time, and usually silver/gold damage and/or bronze healing
>Upwards of 50 kills per game
>Carried most of the games

>Plat: 2624

What the fuck?
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>>170575478
Wtf are you talking about. His gun shoots where the crosshair is, the animation is irrelevant.
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>>170585610
>people picking the only woman in the entire cast that has actually murdered her spouse as a waifu
>it's her fucking namesake

I mean, I get that a lot of people who play OW want to die, but c'mon man.
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>>170585762
it's because you played a tank, not dps
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>>170585762
Personal performance is only part of what's used to determine your rank. Your previous season and how you performed then are also big factors and you won't regularly see big movements from placements.
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Haha! Time for more of China's HERO DUTY!

>>170581368
>>170580573
>>170580204
>>170580348
>>170575128
Mei is Old News. Time for the New Coolness!

NA MEI!!!
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:^)
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>>170582379
>>170574671
>>170577248
>>170577279
>>170577583
>>170577918
>>170578181
>>170579162
>>170585159
>>170579376
If Sombra is so great, then why does she only have ONE GUN?!

Unlike Murphy.

Checkmate, American'ts!!!
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>>170586059
But, does she poo in the loo?
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>>170585969
>>170586124

Is this the Final Combat devs version of OW?
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>>170586059
We knew already, but I guess /v/'s been triggered by the D word
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>>170585871
She was brainwashed into killing her husband!

It's not her fault! I want to see her happy again.

Plus she cant kill me since she isnt real.
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>>170585969
Jinx + Mei = This thing

I love how they don't even fucking try to come up with their own designs. Not even a little bit.

China doesn't give a single fuck about knockoffs.
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>>170581247
That theme is nu-metal as fuck.

I like it.
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>>170583106
>>170583954
Genji is a loser. He doesn't even have stylish hair anymore.

And Purple is infinitely more Regal than Puke Green Neon.

THOUSAND HANDS FOREVER!!!
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>>170585969
That looks like Zarya+Mei+Jinx from LOL

>>170586059
Interesting fact: Sym players are also autistic
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>>170586187
>Brainwashed into killing her husband
>Remorseful over the fact
>Still willingly works for the organization that had her kill said husband
>>
>>170577483
>>170577751
Orisa's Supercharger and Mercy's Damage Boost do not stack.

However, Ana's Nanoboost DOES stack with Supercharger.
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>150 Health
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>>170586302
The Chinese just ripped off Raiden even harder than Blizzard did.
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>Try to soloque
>Guy intapicks genji
>Mercy immediatly tells him to stop throwing and asks why she always has trolling teammates
>end up 0-3 on koth

>try to soloque
>Guy instapicks genji
>soldier tries to call out strats
>"If we all go top right we can beat them with highground"
>sounds like a reasonable plan
>Genji:"You guys do whatever, i'll go solo and flank them, i'll focus their supports"
>End up 0-2 on 2cp

>try to soloque
>Guy instapicks Genji
>He never dives their ana who always alone in the backline
>Ends up calling us all noob teammates and blaming everyone
end up 0-1 on payload

Of course none of them ever swapped off genji
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>>170581536
>>170584679
Hanzo is clearly inferior to King of the Eye!
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>Die while killing 1 or 2 of the enemy team
>My entire team dies somehow and they take the point
Why does this always happen?
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>>170586379
She is still brainwashed. But she is breaking out of it recently it seems.
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>>170586416
It should stack at some point.
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>>170586416
Ah gotcha, thanks anon.

So in that case Mercy should just focus on healing the Bastion as soon as Orisa's damage boost is in place.
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post overwatch funny moments
https://youtu.be/CklE34evsN8
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>>170586302
What the fuck is up with his mouth
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>>170586460
With a bow that large, you wouldn't be able to pull the string back far enough to shoot a normal arrow, let alone a metal one with glowy bits on each end.
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>>170586460
>okay okay, so we wan make ovelwatchu lipoff
>retsu combine two biggest edgerolds into supel edgerold.
>Hanzo and Leapel have nothing on oul helo
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>>170586606
Nothing. He has a mask over it.
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>>170586059
kek
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>>170586460
But does he know basic calculus?
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Chinese Zenyatta's backstory is both insanely derivative and derivatively insane.

Pope Innocent the 24th

Basically, the Vatican decided that the flesh was too weak a vessel to house the leader of their religion, so they decided to put the intelligence of Pope Innocent the 24th in a robotic vessel. Without his humanity, the Pope quickly went Ultron, decided mankind was beyond redemption, and Skynet hacked most of the world's nuclear arsenal to devastate the world.

Afterwards he set up, I kid you now, the Umbrella Corporation to act as bounty hunters on the survivors and commissioned its smarter members to create a zombie plague to make the whole extinction scheme even easier.

Then he got amnesia, got lost among the riffraff, and is now helping Guardians of the Dawn fight the evil organization he himself created in order to save the people he really, really, really wanted to kill.
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>>170586835
jesus christ, blizzard


enough already
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>>170586989
Why have robot monk when you can have robot pope.
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>>170586989
...I actually kinda like that backstory.

Swap out the amnesia part with perhaps him regaining some of his humanity and it's a winner in my books.
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>>170587035
If you didn't see this coming you probably are autistic yourself. Hell they pretty much spell it out for you in her Comic.
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>>170583505

They kept her rifle damage nerf but undid the nade changes.
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>>170587462

The rifle nerf seems fair. Now if only they could reduce Symautist's weapon range there could be some balance.
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>>170587273
People forget that autism is now a very broad spectrum, which can range from

>somewhat obsessive behavior regarding arguably positive things like cleanliness, punctuality, and order
to
>shrieks and begins to shit uncontrollably when their beleaguered (now single) mother doesn't give them their favorite flavor of Spongebob-themed pudding snack instead of the actual meal she barely managed to make

Why they're under the same heading is beyond me
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>>170587634
The real problem is that people are afraid of her. If you have a team that doesn't give Symmetra any fucking respect, she can't do anything.

Watch any Sym POTG and watch how the enemy team is usually completely oblivious to her, don't fire at her, or runs away from her. Seriously though, why do people think you can run away from a character in a game where everyone has the same run-speed?

The only 'fix' she needs is the fact that her beam curves around walls, that itself is the only bullshit thing about her.
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what do you guys think banging symmetra is like?
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>>170587273
I don't think I'm autistic but I know for a fact I don't read Overwatch comics
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>>170587689
Are you seriously expecting /v/eddit to know the difference?
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>>170587845
>uses pepe
>i don't have defective genes

You're not even trying at this point.
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>Now entering Eichenwald
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>>170587842

It just seems like it's range is just a cunt hair too long.

Aside from that, and the wall curve, she's pretty much fine, yeah.
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>>170586989
Thats some fucking baller shit right there, Jay.
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>>170585762
>High plat was my highest last season
>Went on a really shitty losing streak and lost all drive to play comp after that
>Ended the season at 2100 with like 25 games played includiing placements
>Placements are going spectacularly bad, keep getting little kids who never listen
>Can only play one at a time because it tilts me so much
>Seeing silver players on my team
I really dread finishing this shit and seeing the horrendous rank I'll get.
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>>170588043
>hate frog
>imgur filename
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>tfw wanted to come back thinking Ana would finally get nerfed
>tfw discover that most of the changes besides damage are being reverted
It's WoW balance all over again... I was hoping the Overwatch team was better than this.
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What happened to North Korea in the Overwatch universe?

Have the two Korean countries merged? If so, is it under North Korean communism or South Korean capitalism? Is D.Va a North Korean sleeper agent?
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>>170588416
Nothing is said about it, most likely it somehow turned into a super democratic place of equality and technology just like the rest of the shitholes nowadays did.
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>>170588395
>It's WoW balance all over again

It's not though, and I can kinda see where they're coming from, nerfing her super hard immediately will make her unplayable. They will probably nerf her more in the future, but slowly taking away things off of her is better than gutting her completely.
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>>170588106
I got 2.5 k last time and moved up, had reasonably balanced games, I got 2k this time (4 games I lost due to people just leaving after a few minutes for no reason), so now I seem to consistently get laughably unbalanced games where I can do literally nothing. Noone has mics now, nooone coordinates, grouping up is impossible, noone interested coordinated ults. unless I can carry extremely hard as soldier or McCree (because noone can hit a pharah) I lose.
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>>170586142
Everything can be a loo, and everyone
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>>170588395
>wanting Ana nerfs
t. Genji
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS
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Mei is fat
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>>170588642
My elders are SEXY!!!!
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>>170588543
>most likely it somehow turned into a super democratic place of equality and technology just like the rest of the shitholes nowadays did.

>Australia
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>>170588395
>I was hoping the Overwatch team was better than this.
AHAHAHHAHahahaha....

You FOOL!
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>>170588543
>somehow turned into a super democratic place of equality and technology
Super Democratic Grand-Supreme-Leader Approved Equality and Technology for the great good of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
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In honor of Geoff's statement that he wants to make a second "person driving mecha" character that does D. Va's diving and bullying job, I've come up with a mecha driver character. Image is roughly what he/she would be like.

-Pilots a mobile humanoid battle suit
-100 HP / 500 Armor, 200 HP
-Has no built-in ranged weaponry at all. With the exception of one ability, all of its attacks are melee, though its melee range is comparable to Reinhardt's

M1: Punch Combo. Holding the button down simply swings its fists alternately with strong left/right hooks. Tapping the button at the right times does a right jab/left jab/right uppercut combo with the last hit knocking the target back. Note that the hits can be either used on one target or spread out between up to three targets.

M2: Mighty Throw. Grabs and picks up objects and enemies then throws them. When used on objects you can hold the button to aim and then release to throw. Grabbed enemies will be thrown immediately. Can also be used to catch and return rockets, grenades, and mines. 6-second cooldown.

Ability 1: Rushdown. Putting its arms up in front of itself, the suit charges forward at a speed between Soldier's Sprint and Reinhardt's Charge. Lasts for four seconds or until M1 is pressed, which causes it to swing both arms out and damage and knock back all enemies in melee range. 30% damage reduction during the Rushdown, enemies hit by the rush itself take minor damage and are pushed aside. 6-second cooldown.

(cont)
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>>170588726
But the junkers are an improvement to Australia.
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>>170585874
I was being a better DPS than the DPS were
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>>170586473
I feel that, when youre fighting 3+ of their team, get a few kills and then literally nothing happens with 5 other players on your team who lose the capture point to a Rein and a pharah because they cant aim
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>>170588726
I mean, what's a worse fate for Australia between Mad Max and a continuation of the current nanny state? We all saw how that turned out, that's why it's an irradiated hellhole now.
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>>170588792
>That M2

We Solatorobo now.
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>placements went to shit
>underranked
>get some really worrying morons for teammates
>having to deal with throwers for the first time since I started playing
>things fall apart far too often
>embrace the pain and pick Zarya
>save teammates from themselves
>carry most games
>climb
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>>170588792


Ability 2: Barrier Buster. Charges up for a second then lets loose an energy-charged double-punch that does extreme damage (700 HP) to barriers. All barriers in its range are affected, even if they are overlapped. Reinhardts hit by it are also pushed in the opposite direction a little bit. Does only minor damage to characters, but if they have a Lucio Barrier effect on them the ability removes it. 14-second cooldown.

Ultimate: Power Grapple. Seizes an enemy in range and spins them around five times very quickly, damaging any other enemies in range and damaging the held enemy if they hit walls and other terrain before slamming the held enemy into the ground hard enough to cause a shockwave burst that further damages all the enemies in range. The slam itself and the shockwave deal 200 damage to enemies, with the held enemy taking 20 additional damage with each enemy/object struck and the other enemies taking an additional 30 damage each time they're struck during the spin.
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What would you do if Lucio noticed you?
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>>170588642
But anon, I am your elders.

Here's my last season comp heroes before I bailed on the game.
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>>170588949
she's the best retard-proof hero
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>Hanamura offense
>Our roadhog kills someone
>I concussion blast and kill 2 more people
>Literally half their team is dead and I'm on point
>Look back to point
>My teammates are still dancing around the chokepoint taking potshots
>the 3 remaining members of the enemy team come and kill me

I swear to fucking god
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How do I git gud at Zenyatta? Whenever I play him I feel like I would be being more useful to my team by playing a different healer.
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>>170588949
Zarya, Zenyatta, and to a lesser extent Soldier 76 are the best ways to climb.
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>>170588949
Doesn't work when they realize it's you who's carrying and focus fire you.
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>>170589198
only pick him on certain maps
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>>170589198
You probably will be until you can land hits consistently., though just managing your harmony and discord properly can be anough of a boon to your team, so get the hang of them first.
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>>170589198
He's an off-DPS that can save everyone with his ult, and have you or your pubs do more damage.

The problem with playing him with a shit team is you're pretty vulnerable and have a large head hitbox, and Discord orbs mean fuckall if you're the only one doing damage. The healing is good for flankers/disruption tanks.

He's best played with a semi-competent team. Only thing I can tell you is git gud with the orb placement and headshots. If you have a mic, call out discord orb for your team or apply discord to whatever they shoot.
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>>170589208
I'd say Soldier is better than Zarya. Widowmaker is the best though if you have MLG pro level aim, but very few do.
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>>170586187
>That loot box in her hands
What did she get?
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just got gold, buds. turns out climbing is pretty easy, I should play comp more often
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>placements only put me 120 sr below where I ended last season

Has anyone started out higher this season? I had it happen last season but it was only 70 points higher.
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>>170589685
3 dupes and a lucio spray
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>>170589325
Except half the time those enemies focusing you are players who do deserve to be as low as they are, so they can't actually finish you off.
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>>170589103
Welcome to my world.

>any non-Control map on Attack
>use Winston or D. Va
>tell my team I'm going to dive around/over the choke spots and distract the enemy from behind
>team moves out to the choke, I head my way
>get to the point and either engage anyone sitting there or stand and wait if no one's there
>get up to five enemies charging back to deal with me
>dance around, drop barrier/pop DM, leap over/boost through them, do whatever I can to deal some damage and keep them busy
>not a single teammate shows up
>die
>they're all hiding on the sides of the choke potshotting at whoever didn't run off to deal with me

If I could reach through the internet and strangle people, Jesus Christ there would be so many bodies.
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Holy shit, Zarya is a gold medal machine.
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Zenyatta hitbox size reduction when
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>>170586187
>tfw you randomly starting spouting korean gookspeak

ah they really did fuck up widow's brain huh
>>
Post new arcade mode ideas

>Destruction D.vas:

>no guns
>no defense matrix
>bunny hop on 2 second cool down
>bunny hop does 100 damage when hitting another D.va
>when 2 D.va charge each other both are stunned
>Map is small floating city all edges eligible for enviro kills
>12 player free for all. last standing wins

also

Lucio's Boop League:
(think rocket league)
>Speed boost and Booper only
>Speed boost only effects the lucio who uses it
>speed boost amp on a 15 second cooldown
>instead of health packs you get nano boosts they last for 10 seconds but can only be used once to insta death one enemy
>respawn time is 15 seconds
>map is alternating Hocky/Soccer field with either a ball or puck
>4v4
first to 10 or most at time limit win.
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>>170586459
they had gold medals bro, not genji's problem
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>Mid Plat Season 3
>Get placed gold Season 4
>Cant climb out
JUST
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>>170590171
>no call mech does 800 damage
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>>170589931
They can 6v1 though
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I think Orisa has the potential to be my favorite Tank, but only if they buff her bullet speed a bit.
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>>170590171
#2 is just Lucioball, anon. And first one is just shit.
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I want to lift up her skirt and show everybody her metal thong
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zvince is now gold lads he did it
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>>170590512
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>>170590542
everyone send zvince#1637 a big hug!
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>>170590424
With her spread they don't really need to go faster, just lead your shots and you'll dink people.

I'm hoping they fix her huge headbox before she goes live, and is it me or does she feel pretty squishy? Her health is like Zarya's except armor doesn't regenerate and 200 armor doesn't really stop much damage, just ask D. Va.
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>>170588949
>tfw secretly running shit as Zarya
>Teammates charge like crazy, bubble for constant 80+ charge
>Opponents realize whats going on and get their own Zarya
>They win
Welp, I tried
>>
What do you guys think of Sombra's new PTR mechanic?
>>
new holloween skin leaked
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>>170590512
She wears Reinhardt merch undies.

Not even panties, they're the ones young boys are meant to wear and are too small for her.
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More Ana/76 when?
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>>170590646
She's the lowest-health Tank, isn't she? I guess fortify is meant to compensate but I'm not sure when the best times are to use that other than surviving junkrat/dva ults.
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>>170590773
Same as Zarya, but Zarya can give herself a brief boost and half of her health is a self-recovering shield.
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do u guys think tino is gonna cosplay as rienhart at pax this year
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>>170586625
>the prevalence of sport bows has made the descendants of archers believe that you can't pull a bow equal to your height
It's called a warbow. You're supposed to draw all the way back, not clit flick it.
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>>170590773
baiting hook
baiting charge
baiting sleep dart
facetanking whole hog
facetanking shatter
any time you are below 75% and you have heals on you
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>>170590724
Brown Samus is a dork. She is probably still wearing them
>>
w-walks into thread
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>>170590917
shit dude I didn't know it could do all that
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mfw i remember reaper is really fun and decide to play him again
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>>170590724
>>170590512
I bet is something like this, but full of OW logos or her favorite member.
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>>170590773
She has 400 health, same as Zarya, but instead of 200 Shield she has 200 Armor, so you can't disengage and hide to regenerate. Fortify's also got a fair few uses, if she's at the head of a charge she can pop it and soak up enemy fire while the healer keeps her topped and in point/choke defense she can pop it if a flanker gets to her or the enemy pushes big, and it's always useful to stop attempts to move her around cold.
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GABEY! I NEED MILKIES IN MY CEREAL
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pharah wears spats pass it on
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this is what all the gamers above 3000 sr look like irl
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Winston right click when??????
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>>170590994
If sombra hacks my turret I'll usually say "Spy's Sappin mah Sentry."
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>>170591213
8th tier?
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>>170590512
>>170590724
>>170591048
Thats what i love about pharah.
When i first saw her, i thought she was the most boring character in the game.
Now all i see is a secret dork, and she is so much more appealing.

She is all business all the time, yet secretly loves playing the super hero and being like her childhood idles.
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NO WINSTON RIGHT CLICK!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>170591213
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>>170591000
Fortify stops ALL movement-affecting things. She's absolutely unstoppable while it's active. Very handy against all the various CC and knockback stuff.
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>>170591307
https://clyp.it/ppw2f2si

It's cute
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die die die
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when your sr decays because you haven't played in 7 days where does it stop at 3000 or 2999?
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>>170591613
3000.
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Anyone have that youtube video of some guy having a mental breakdown on console? There's some niggers yelling at him on Route 66, he criticizes everyone's picks despite being really shit, and he says something about Reinhardts that charge in and die for no reason then immediately does it himself.

The entire video is him talking with his mic on as if they can't hear him, until he starts yelling at the people in the game. I just really wanted to watch that video again.
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>>170591795
This one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJnDI94IgMM&list=FLpv3uDN4auo9jeRwPHA-iWg&index=11
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>mystery heroes
>roll Sombra
>capture points
>win both rounds, no deaths
>32 eliminations
>gold medals abound

It appears I have finally learned the spread.
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>>170591923
No, but now I realize I was mixing the video I was thinking of, and that one together in my mind. He does bitch about Reinhardts, and it starts off on this point of Nepal.

He starts off talking to the viewer, but keeps rambling with his mic on pretending that no on in the game can hear him talking about them being shit in the third person.
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>roll 50% during placements
>start at 2600
>get angry at autist teammates
>turn off voice chatt
>turn on Dynasty Warriors 8 soundtrack
>play exclusively as Mei and Bastion
>rise to 3200

and this was all today, thank you based Cao Cao
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>Ana doesn't use her alchemist voicelines with the ghoul skin
>Ana doesn't have an alchemist skin

WASTED
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>>170588675
>Think of Ana as just a cute old lady
>This pic's muscles
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>>170590909
????
The fact the that bow is far too deep for that man's arms was my point. There is no way he could fully draw it.
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>>170592080
it's a meme you dip
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>>170578505
I realized how much potential she has when she was released and I have garbage internet that makes it impossible to play fast characters due to rubber banding.
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>>170580734
hnnngg...did anyone pay for the full set?
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>>170579083
>Some autist earlier with the tag of RarePepe endlessly spamming chat with the trash talk filters
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Do you think the Xbox version will ever get a Master Chief skin for Soldier?
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>KOTH qp match on chinaman tower place
>playing rein
>not using mic, I'm drunk, don't care
>someone keeps bitching
>like raging hard
>it's our mercy
>"this game fucking sucks blah blah blah"
>keeps bitching because he dies a lot due to poor positioning
>I get on my mic and call him out on his bitching, and call him a shitty mercy
>he loses his shit and says he won't heal my rein anymore, confirming that he's a shit mercy
>dude bro lucio still heals me
>mercy keeps getting flanked by tracer, I keep letting him die
>we still win

Why the fuck do people lose their shit over quick play?
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>>170593038
I personally wouldn't bet on it, doubt Blizzard wnta to deal with platform exclusive skins.
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>D.va going out
>Winston coming in

It's time scientistbros
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Hmm...
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>>170589103
EVERY SINGLE TIME

Why is everyone so timid? You don't have limited lives
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>>170594337
A simple "We have a couple picks, push now." would send the morons to where they need to go.
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This is my first comp season, what have you guys found to be good resources for getting better at heroes? I like Ana, Roadhog and S:76 if that's any help
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>>170594596
quickplay
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Which is easier to aim on, console or pc?
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>>170593117
>>170593038
>No Father Gascoigne McCree skin exclusive to PS4

I don't even know what the PC exclusive would be, Pharah gets the Quake rocket launcher I guess?
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>>170594596
watch skyline videos
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>>170592080
welcome to the nutclub sombro
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>>170594759
Sombra is a woman, anon.
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>>170594741
PC, in any game. Where have you been since the first counter strike?

Of course you can argue that aim assist makes the question irrelevant.
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>>170592080
>i fought a bunch of casuals having fun in casual arcade mode playing heroes they've never touched
>i must be a god!

go play sombra in comp now
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>>170594596
Don't do what >>170594703 said, QP is a shitshow and impossible to properly practice heroes like Rein.
Your best bet is to buy a smurf and play comp on it
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>>170576685
had a decent laugh m7
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>>170594741
PC, always, without exception.
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>>170594453
Idiots never listen.
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>>170594741
Easier? Console
Better? PC by a country mile
aim assist + less erratic players = good sniping
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>>170594862
What did you mean by this?
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>>170594746
>It's a full moon somewhere
>Eye's on the inside ready
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>>170594453
It's mildly depressing that people can't notice basic things on their HUD or even death sound effects, or heck, even just exploit an opening when the enemy is focusing on the one or two teammates of theirs that actually dove in. It's not complicated stuff.
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>>170594746
>Reinhardt gets an Executioner skin with a Kirkhammer
>Iosefka skin for Mercy
>Powder Keg Junkrat
>Beast Winston
>Ludwig Orisa
>full Bloodborne crossover event never ever
WHY
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>>170594453
>say this
>rein drops his shield and goes in swinging
>dies to 4 people
>mei yells ping pong wuju b fan
>everyone dies
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>>170595152
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammatical_gender_in_Spanish
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>>170594703
People on Quickplay don't care as much as those on Comp though

>>170594751
Ok might check them out

>>170595016
Hmm, might look into that soon

Also how do you deal with people throwing matches? I heard playing healing helps but a lot of them either don't want to or know how to keep supports alive? Does it get better in higher rankings (1300 atm, started at 1450 but Torbjorns and Widows keep fucking with me)
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>tfw lost the match for the team by pulling a risky move
i feel like a retard
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>>170595298
Sombro is a term thats common among people who like to play sombra my friend. not a denotation of her gender.
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>>170595242
>Ludwig Orisa

God damn do i need this.

>Djura Bastion
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dare I say it ...
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>>170595242
>Power Keg Junkrat

honestly now I just really want a 19th century skin for him in general, his tire is just a rolling barrel of gunpowder
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I want to become good friends with Sombra and get her to teach me how to prepare mexican food.
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>>170595401
It was a joke, anon. Just because you weren't knowledgeable enough to get it doesn't mean you have to get angry.
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>>170595510
>19th century junkrat does an exaggerated British accent
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>>170595441

I should think you still have dreams?
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>>170594253
I'd like for both to be good and viable. They can do different things when they dive in.
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>>170595660
You're one of my favourite posters here, Sombrafriendposter. You've helped me make a huge collection of my 2nd favourite hero.

Have a chibi Sombra for the road.
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>>170595789
Well, the next time you dream, give some thought to the buffs, and their purpose.
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>>170595661
No one is mad here boi
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>>170595446
That pandering.
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>>170595660
careful the food is really good!
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>>170587864
over300seals is my kind of guy
what is it about mercy that makes me want to save the white race with her
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>>170595937
>>170595937
It's been confirmed since her comic, people who said otherwise were in denial
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>>170596026
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>>170588949
Are you me? Sitting on an 80% win rate with her.

The only problem is when I get put on a team with "tank mains" and "dps mains" and I have to switch because no one knows how to Ana. I fucking hate high gold so much.
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>>170595856
Thanks anon. I have alot i haven't posted yet because i lost a track of what i already posted
>>170595995
P-please stop this, friend.
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>>170595920
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>>170595995
Nightmare picture, but as a person living in a highly Mexican area of America I can confirm that the food is the best part.
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Racing game spinoff when?
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>>170596296
blame widowmaker
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>>170595995
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>>170596486
>had this idea
>couldn't act on it because I can't draw

fug
>>
So does anyone think that they might ever try to work on a cohesive story for this game? Or will it never be anything more than short little bits like comics and animated shorts?
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>>170596569
Please don't.
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>>170596569
>worst sombra skin
>Worst fetish

its all adding up
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>>170596486
>Widow
>Porsche
>Not a Renault Clio
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>its getting late, this is my last game
>oh me too
>group shrinks from 5 to 2
>eventually youre the only one awake
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>>170577324
no it was cause mccree could one shot people with a head shot, you fucking idiot.

widow bodyshot does 120

120*1.5 = 180

hahaha

kill yourself!
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>>170596807
chubby girls are cute! CUTE!
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>Now traveling to Hanamura

THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING MAP IN THE GAME

O N E CHOKEPOINT THAT'S TINY AS SHIT ON THE FIRST POINT

AND THEN GIVE THE DEFENDING TEAM HIGHGROUND ADVANTAGE FROM MULTIPLE ANGLES AND THEIR SPAWN IS ON THE FUCKING POINT
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>>170595995
>>170596061
>>170596569
You need to stop this.

YOU NEED TO STOP THIS!
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>>170596856
>Chubby
Obese isn't Chubby and Obese isnt cute.
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>>170596903
Yeah they COULD add a second choke point to the first point.

Second point isn't that bad you have 3 different entrances. 4 if you count the underground path.
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>>170596903
push upper right to porch across the balcony! it gives you the best spam angles on the perch :*
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>>170596941
that's just like your opinion man
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>>170597068
He's talking about the first point, dummkopf.
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>>170597159
pretty sure the last part is about the second point as the spawn is very far from the first point
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>>170596856
>>170597159
This is a medical disorder.
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>>170597217
>>170597167
oops
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>>170597167
nope his last line is definitely about the second point
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>>170597159
What about being fat is it that some people find attractive, anyway? It shows that:

>The person doesn't care about their own health, and therefore their children's health
>They don't care what others think about them at all
>They don't have the willpower/drive to become healthy

There are no redeeming qualities.
No, being cuddly doesn't count. Dogs are cuddly, but you don't want to stick your dick in them, do you?
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>>170597338
some ppl dont exclusively use their massive reddit-sized brains to consider Potential Breeding Partners using Epic Objective Logic Power
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>>170597047
Second point is you're basically forced to fight for the high ground or else everyone just shoots you from up there while you contest the point

You can either go up that fucking tiny staircase for chokepoint fuckfest pt. 2, or go left once you're on the balcony and try and fight them there, although if the enemy team starts losing that fight it's really easy for them to retreat by the cover provided by the elevation

And the REAL fucking kicker is when there's a widowmaker on the far left balcony, you either need to devote a teammate to killing her or else you will just get picked off by her as you try and fight for the high ground.
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>>170597286
>>170597302
Right, I'm an idiot. He's still right, though. Just because you can push it doesn't mean they don't have highground advantage.
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>>170597338
It shows they have excess.
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>>170597338
truly you are correct anon, in this day and age us humans only care about traits that show someone is an optimal breeding partner, if you find a certain hair color or skin tone sexy you basically belong in an aslyum
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>>170597478
its ok! i agree that its probably the worst last in the game to push overall, esp because of the spawn distance
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>>170597338
>if you want to fuck someone cuddly you want to fuck dogs
:thingken:
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>>170597414
Yes they do. Inadvertently, unconsciously, and uncontrollably. That's what sexual attraction is, anon. Thoughts don't actually come from your genitals.
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>>170597687
>pseudo-biology lessons from anon
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>>170597687
one sec lemme go get a big brain meeme image
here we go
i love putting cock in my ass and will never reproduce i bet that rages you right off your dxracer gaming stool
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>>170597338
>the amount of self-hating projection in this post
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Should interactions be removed from the game?
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>>170597427
D. Va's self-destruct is a godsend for the second point, especially when you can make the enemy team focus on someone in the main entrance or the elevated part opposite the entrance from the balcony so she can boost her explosion in from there and either kill everyone or make them scatter/hide while your team pours in and grabs the point.

The major pain in the ass for ALL Assault maps is how the defenders spawn right outside the point while the attackers need to take at least thirty seconds to get back to the point, and if you had a wipe then the enemy has plenty of time to regroup and entrench.
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>>170597901
>i love putting cock in my ass
gay
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>>170597901
Good, keep those gay tendencies out of the gene pool.
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>>170597942
What? No? They're cool.
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>>170597338
>how could anyone want to fuck a fat person!

>in that same breath he talks about their children
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>>170596486
>torb has the chopper
>roadhog doesnt

SOILED IT!
>>
im watching the very nice boy "moomer" on stream rn
im glad he is just as unpleasant to play with as he was in tf2 3 years ago

>>170597961
thanks
>>170598027
do you have any right to talk about staying out of the gene pool, permavirgin
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>>170596486
>sombra and her care are invisible
noice
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>>170598040
There are all kinds of health risks in being obese while pregnant. If they're fat, they open they're children up for health risks.
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>>170598027
>mfw gay and donate to a sperm bank
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>>170597942
No?
Why would they remove them?
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>>170598145
being gay is pretty gay anon, gay.
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>>170598173
car*
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How many points am I supposed to be getting for wins in competitive? I just played a pretty good game on my part, 3-0ing the other team and getting 3 gold medals and only went from 2761-2774
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>>170598027
>the gay is genetic

you're one to talk about keeping out of the genepool eh?
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>>170598058
I dunno, I kinda like that Roadhog's vehicle is MEGAWEAPON.
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>>170598224
thank god for this post, fat people around the world stopped fucking all of a sudden
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>>170576707
>they all just fucking stand in it
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>>170598317
>The straight is genetic
inb4 non-sequitur
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i wish roadhog didnt have hook because i love using his m2
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>>170598285
Depends on how well you contribute to the team.
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>>170598408
>haha i'm too dumb to argue with, what is your move now?!
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>>170574680
>fantastic changes
nigga took away zenyatta being able to throw orb of discord behind barriers, fuck him
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>>170598383
The rattling from your mothers room stop suddenly?
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>>170595351
I wouldn't buy a second account unless you really care about rating or have loads of cash. The ranking in competitive is a fine place to learn a character. Go for it.

I started end of season two at 1430 and am now ranked 2870
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>>170598285
Depends on MMR
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>>170598645
and there's nothing you can do about people throwing. But I'm curious what you mean by throwing. Most of the community seems to say throwing when they mean someone picking a character that's not ideal. Being a dumbass is not throwing. And you will encounter more dumbasses in bronze.

If no one is playing healer or tank, suck it up and switch.
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>>170598448
Way to miss the mark. Lemme aim for you.

>Being heterosexual is genetically selected for
>Being homosexual is genetically selected against
An actual argument, as opposed to just calling the someone a dummy. Being straight is genetically determined, therefore being gay is also genetically determined.
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Verdict?
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>>170599060
Meta.
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>>170599060
She's fine, and the nerfs weren't warranted.
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>>170599060
amazing in the shield fight, esp if you can ult cleanly
decent but not ideal heal target bc of self slow
consistently puts out 20k damage + 20k blocking whats not to like
>>
>hack Winston
>he ults anyway

OK.
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>>170598941
>>Being heterosexual is genetically selected for
>>Being homosexual is genetically selected against
you're not wrong at all desu
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>>170599060
visually challenging
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>>170599204
good thing genetic selection has weeded out the gays, our ancestors must have been a bunch of homos
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>>170599092
>>170599148
>>170599149
Is she an anchor tank?
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>mfw too intelligent to breed with thicc girls
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>dropped 300+ sr in one night
I want to fucking die
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>>170599327
thats a pretty meaningless phrase
shes an ok solo tank but usually worse than rein imo because you cant reposition as quickly
rein + ori is cancer, most tanks + ori is pretty good, 3tank with ori is pretty cancer
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>>170599327
No, she's a bruiser.
>>
>>170599327
Sure, but you don't want to play her without Reinhardt anyway. You can play off each other's shields, and if the enemy isn't playing that game then you have an overwhelming advantage.

The best thing about Reinhardt's shield though is that you can shield up anywhere, any time where Orisa is a literal anchor which is that actual downside.
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>>170599060
She's alright in my book
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I'm an ausfag and overwatch is $20 cheaper in USD after conversion than it is in AUD when you access the site with an australian IP

If I made a battlenet account with a US proxy to buy overwatch cheaper, is there any issues with using that account over here? Do they have any kind of region lock/control that would fuck me over?
>>
>>170599580
nope you can choose region at will
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>>170599325
Homos used to be bullied there whole lives, religiously and socially persecuted, enough that they would be hetero and pass on their genes despite their feelings. Now that they're allowed to be homos, it's not ridiculous to think that they might be selected against more so now.
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>>170599468
Wow, that's a load of horseshit. Earthshatter shouldn't stun those who aren't on the ground.
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>>170599609
im gonna get a random girl pregnant at pax tomorrow just so i will have produced more gay babies than you will ever produce straight babies
i will defeat you in the genetic 1v1
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>>170599608
I've got a battlenet account from 5 years ago when I bought starcraft, but it says I can't change region without contacting customer service. Are you sure about that?
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is there any memes about top 3 characters you play and what ti says about you yet?
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>>170599407
>>170599409
>>170599461
>>170599468
Thank you anons. haven't been able to play on ptr. You guys are cool.
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>>170599746
idk about aus but i switch between eu and na all the time
>>170599779
np boo. youll have a lot of fun with her soon!
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>>170599729
The world has 9 octillion people. One homo procreating wont dent the gene pool.
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>>170599821
Where in your settings do you change that?
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>>170598241
They seem kinda weird and dont fit in with the game
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>>170599865
img
>>170599837
thanks for not contesting your permavirginity
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>>170600112
>roadhog
>0 kills
How garbage can you be
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>>170600112
>0 elims
>gold damage
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>>170600112
>22% hook accuracy
>2 enemies hooked
>0 eliminations
end your life my good man
>>
Is it better to set guardian angel to not prefer a beam target? I tried it for a bit and didn't feel right. Pro mercies please help.
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>>170600216
>>170600221
>>170600272
yes i was playing like shit
not gonna deny it
gonna end myself
bye
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>>170600279
>pro mercies
It's easier to just not play mercy my dude
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>>170600221
>>170600272
the team probably had 0 frags total with no supp
>>170600279
yes absolutely, that setting is the key to being unpredictable as mercy. also dash cancel 100% of the time
>>
Please Kaplan. All I'm asking is one game with a decent team comp without boosted animals. This shouldnt be so hard at 3700SR.
>>
D.Va = Corki/Rumble
Genji = Zed/Yasuo
Hanzo = Ashe/Varus
Mercy = Sona
Reaper = Graves
Reinhardt = Braum
Sobra = Ekko
Torbjorn = Heimerdinger
Tracer = Lucian
Widowmaker = Caitlyn
Zenyatta = Orianna
>>
Do those 'idle/afk ranking' games in the server browser work? I tried 3 the other day while I did stuff around the house and didn't gain anything from what I can tell..... I just have to get my fucking account to lvl 25 and it is taking forever otherwise to play ranked. Shitty system really.
>>
>>170600016
Oh wait you're talking about OW servers aren't you
I was talking about your battlenet account but I guess going by your pic it doesn't matter either way
>>
>>170600412
shut up
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>>170600420
You don't get XP from skirmish anymore as of a patch a couple days ago

It's also a bannable offense to use or make those servers now
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>>170600420
not anymore
blizzard """"""trusted"""""" the players to not take advantage of the system and so they wouldn't have to punish them

guess what happened next
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>it's another /pol/ infected thread
But why
>>
>Everyone complains about getting ranked lower after placements
>Threw games at end of last season
>Did nothing but carry people before throwing
>End up 160 SR higher than where I stopped so 2654
>All the people I carried really high are around 2000

????
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>>170600553
>>170600563

Thanks bros. There are still plenty of the servers - that's odd. Guess I just have to take a little while to get to lvl 25 then.
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>>170600696
carry me senpai
>>
>>170600412
>Ekko
>Not Tracer
Sombra is more like Evelynn

Also I'd put Jhin instead of Cait on Widowmaker
>>
>cant get nano
>cant flank because discord flashbang and other shit
>when enemy tries to flank everyone ignores them
I REALLY don't understand it. When I try go for an enemy, I am playing against 3-4 people. Meanwhile, should someone on the enemy team try to go for me I am literally 1v1 and cant even get heals.
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>>170600785
I guess you're right, you could see it that way too I was thinking of Ekko as Sombra because of the translocator and Lucian as Tracer because of his dash and double guns.
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>>170600112
>0 eliminations
>top damage
>top healing
>ranked game

How much were people screaming at each other? No one would agree to play healer, huh?
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>>170600402
game's just placing you at your skill rating bro :^)
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>enemy genji pro has 300+ hours on the hero
>effectively soloing my team
>gets mad when i pick symmetra to stop him

genji mains
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>>170601228
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>>170601156
With this logic literally every character should be an adc because everyone uses guns. Sombra has nothing to do with time, and Ekko has a dash too.
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>>170600412
>Reaper is Graves
>Not McCree

>Sona aka music healer is Mercy
>Not Lucio

kys
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>>170600112
>>170601228
>we're on chokepointamura, located in chokupointu prefercture japan, no rein? better go roadhog and blame my team
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>>170601417
Reaper should be nocturne, but mccree fits better for TF imo.
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>>170576280
>Mei does literally nothing while everyone else is becoming war heroes and renowned scientists
>Gets her fat ass frozen for a decade
>Does fuck all after being defrosted

What purpose does she even have lmao
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>>170601417
I'm talking about abilities, not just what they look like.
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>>170601180
not a word was actually said that game
we just rolled with it
>>170601469
boy i'm not complaining
the whole match in itself was shitty
i was shitty
i deserved the loss
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so with the large amount of physically and mentally crippled heroes (see Symmetra) does that mean the summer games event is a thinly veiled Special Olympics?
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>>170599696
We've been through this a billion times now.

It used to not affect people not on the ground. People just jumped and avoided it. Very bad ultimate like that. Now it's useful.

Also, it creates a burst of energy into the air, of course it will hit things above it.
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>>170600395
It feels a but weird but alright. Thanks anon
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>>170601775
>mentally crippled heroes (see Symmetra)
she's a high functioning autist, you low functioning autist
not being able to catch a joke doesn't count as being crippled
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>>170574860
>y'all some hoes
>el blanco skin

That guy is hilarious
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>>170601927
doesn't really answer my question, but thanks anyway
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>>170601725
How is sona not Lucio
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>>170602001
Because your question was fucking retarded
mechanical prosthetics that advanced are arguably better than fleshy bits
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I for one embrace all of the diversity in Overwatch and especially pic related. Which will be a canon couple in the near future.
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>>170602154
still didn't answer it mate but thanks for the input :]
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>>170602279
good!
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What to do with all these uesless lootboxes...
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>>170602437
sell them and use the money to buy a life
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>>170602437
open them for the sick cash money
stop playing overwatch for a bit while you're on it
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>>170602365
Never forget the valentines debacle.
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>>170602437
give them to charity
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>>170602437
Open them on youtube and monatize the video.

Work your way to getting twenty more so you can have a huge clickbait title saying something like "ONE HUNDRED BOXES OPENED!"
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>>170574365
>alt account is level 21
>doing more than most 4 or 5 bronze stars in games
>if we lose, automatic blame
So am i stuck with baddies, or am i magically decent enough to be with 2+ bronzies

or does none of it matter and levels =! skill
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>>170582028
>Liking short unfeminine hair.
Women always have short hair to express their life story or to show they're lesbian. Women should have long feminine hair to show their signs of fertility and youthfulness.
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>>170602531
this
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>>170602531
That's a good idea. I like it. Despite every box being duplicates since I have nearly every item in the game.
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oasis is such a good pharah map.
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>>170602561
>Women always have short hair to express their life story or to show they're lesbian

The two females in your life doing this doesn't mean all women with short hair are lesbians or emo.
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>>170602501
of course! i can't wait for the new canon
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>>170602561
What does it mean if a guy has long hair?

A-asking for a friend...
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>>170602619
But they are inferior degenerate women, a long hair woman will always have more sexual value.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eAnBnQJfLE

>>170602692
That you're a man with impractical hair for combat.
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>>170602536
>or does none of it matter and levels =! skill
That's correct.
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>>170602608
send youtube channel
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>>170602631
It's gonna be good.
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>>170586625
>>170590909
>>170592697
See for yourselves!!!
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>>170602776
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGRk8966Hm0pHQ-KGKunFjw
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it'll get better, won't it?
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>>170586440
No they didn't.

Look at how different his sword is!
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>tfw you carry yet another game as torb

i love this swedish midget
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>>170602279
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>Ana
>Sombra
>Orisa
Why is it allowed to have so many ugly female character in a row?
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>>170602501
>Never forget the valentines debacle.

What happened? I honestly don't know so please tell me.
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>>170603059
I can't wait for them to fug in the comic
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>>170603075
Ok 4chan. Time to create thr next hero.

I will start

>country: Canada
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>>170603075
>Sombra
>ugly
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>>170603075
>Ana
>ugly
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>>170603059
>>
Which hero has the worst codename and why is it Call of Duty Man 76?
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>>170603150
>Attack hero.
>Similar to Soldier 76.
>Is an attractive blonde with long hair.
>Has a back story of her being single and virgin.
There, it can't be that hard.
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>>170582028
Jesus, remember when Soe didn't need 20 pounts of makeup and enough gloss to lacquer a dining room table?
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>>170603120
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>>170603150
Talon Commander
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>>170603075
>Ana
>ugly
Dumb blooposter.
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>>170603251
>Weapons are spinning sawblades that imbed objects and roll forward
>sawblades move similarly to Lucio's wallride, so you can through them into a wall and they'll roll around corners
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>>170603326
Chu maybe a hack, but at least he knows the true canon ship.
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>>170586369
>>170586245
Those characters WISH they had a gun this...cool.
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>>170602725
>But they are inferior degenerate women
>>
So let's see, the past few heroes added have been:

-arab female
-mestizo female
-omnic female with african personality

Doomfist has already been confirmed to be a black male

And they say there isn't a war against white men.
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>>170603429
That he does.
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>>170586989
>Robot Pope

Holy shit dude.
>>
>3 stack of koreans in comp
>Angry, bossy, hateful people.
>Won't pay attention to anything anyone says in voice chat, but yells at you if coordination isn't working
>try to pick everyone's characters for them
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>>170603326
>>170603429
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>>170602437
Open em
Get shekels
Save for doomfist skins
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>>170603483
Am I missing something? None of these are specifically shipping art. Their either joking about it or are just tangentially connected.
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>>170603472
>mestizo female
Waht the fuck is a "mestizo"
Mexican, just say mexican
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>>170603472
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>>170603051
It's the best feeling when you get potg and it's just you shotgunning fools while jumping around, no turret needed.
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>>170603483
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Is it really?
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>they reverted the Ana nerfs

God fucking dammit. The only thing which needed reverting was the healing nerf on her grenade. I wish Blizzard stopped balancing around qq.
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>>170603610
The left most one has them hugging pillows of each other with hearts on them. Reaper is literally hugging a hearted 76 pillow. Koch43 made all of that artwork for a Reaper/76 artbook. In fact he shared the work from that artbook on that Jap's tumblr. If you're gonna tell me he didn't go through the book, come on now.
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>>170603610
The reaper76fag is delusional and retarded, just stop replying to him.
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>>170591307
Is... Is that a picture of Yakuza members in an idolm@ster car?
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>>170603719
I could not see with him squishing it like that. And Chu "I don't pay attention to details" certainly wouldn't have. Anyway why is the bottom right included. It's him advertising his own comic he wrote, why wouldn't he say that?

Most of these are just him making fun of the ship.
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>>170603710
she still has the rifle damage nerf which is pretty big
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owg, which would you pick

>solo queue in master and grandmaster games
or
>duo queue with endearing but unskilled and unintelligent friend who can't climb out of platinum and condemns you to low diamond
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>play Mercy
>someone on your team calls you "Mommy"

How do I stop myself from instalocking healers anyways? My aim is great, yet I always end up playing healers anyways.
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>>170603730
>flashbacks to spergs yelling the same thing about korrasami
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>>170603867
video games are better with friends anon
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>>170603921
mdlb is 10/10 u should just roll with it honestly
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>>170603730
Your denial only makes US stronger!!
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>>170603921
>My aim is great
>doesn't play hitscan for free masters
probably because it's actually shit
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>>170603867
>go to tiltcity
or
>go to tiltcity but have fun
i'll have fun thanks
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>>170603812
>And Chu "I don't pay attention to details" certainly wouldn't have

So he ignored the fact he was looking through a tumblr of Reaper/76 art of a Reaper/76 artist who posted that art in a Reaper/76 fanbook. He just happened to not realize any of that and came upon the picture by magic? Sure kid. Whatever you want to believe. You'll just blame it on "Chu is too stupid to ____. I'm right, you're wrong". Nice argument.

The bottom right cover is clearly a joke if you didn't already catch it.
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>>170601904
>People jumped to avoid it
That the only problem? Just give it a 1-2 foot range above the cone, instead of the several meter one that it has now. Also, it shouldn't go up walls onto levels above it. That's some bullshit.
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>>170603989
I solo queued to masters playing only mercy, lucio and zen
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>>170603867
solo M/GM infinitely
I can stand losing if it's because the other team is better.
Losing because my team is retarded drives me up the fucking wall
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>>170604150
That means you're likely a decent player. It doesn't say anything about your aim.
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>>170604150
fake news
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>>170603075
>Sombra
>Ugly
>White Widowmaker
Jesus man your taste is so bad
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>>170602875
Irrelevant without his arms for scale.
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>>170604023
not that anon, but in that case why don't you take the rest away? I think people wouldn't keep thinking you are a troll if you keep showing the art that makes fun of the ship like the nerfnow comic.
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400 or so Mb patch for the PTR.

Anything changed, or was it just bug fixes?
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>>170603921
I'm maining mercy this season, and so far my experience has been

>GOD DAMNIT WTF WHERE WERE YOU MERCY YOU SHOULD BE POCKETING ME AND ONLY ME ALWAYS
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>>170604428
Biotic Grenade
Impact damage reduced from 60 to 45
Impact healing reduced from 100 to 75
Cooldown now resets on assists
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>>170604609
Nice
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>>170604609
A more manageable nerf, that's good.
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>>170604609
>Cooldown now resets on assists
Bullshit
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>>170603075
>Orisa
>Ugly

what the fuck. Would you say Bastion is ugly or attractive? It's a fucking robot
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>>170604426
That image is meant more so to fuck with people. It's not meant to be completely serious. People will call me a "troll" regardless of what I say. So I embrace it. I will only savor my victory when proven right even more.
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>>170604594
Whenever I play Mercy no one complains about heals (well, except for that one time with a russian roadhog), but mostly they complain about my panic revives if they don't turn out alright.
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>>170604609
Wait wasn't it supposed to be just reverting back to live values?
Anyway, this is pretty good. Except for the reset on assist.
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>>170604723
Anon I think you need help. I'm not joking I am serious, I think you need to get another hobby other than trolling on 4chan.
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>>170604609
quit lying on the internet. it doesn't make you cool
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>>170604907
Anon, I think you have to realize I haven't even posted in this shit hole for an entire 24 hours since the previous time.
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>>170604428

Good one anon. >>170604609

But seriously what changed? Did Orisa get her interactions? Or is it really just bug fixes.
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>>170604848
It sucks cause those same games people rag on like that I still wind up ending out with around 15-17k healing.

And they tell me all game I'm not doing my job if they die one time.

I had a rein last night keep telling me I was shit cause he kept overextending, rushing, and getting punished for it despite repeatedly being warned that no one can reach him.
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>>170605024
>24 hours
the fact that you consider that a long time scares me. Seriously, there is more to life than trolling on the entire every day.
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>4 golds
>get blamed for losing even though i killed mercy a shit ton of times at the start of fights and was never the one out of position getting picked
ayyy why is diamond so cancer
>>
>>170605097
the mute button is really really useful in comp
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>>170605138
>if I don't keep away from a website for more than 24 hours I have a problem

I have bad news for you then fuck boi
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>>170605192
I typically don't waste time going for it because that's time I could spend actively participating in the game.

I do however record people who bitch and moan for later editing into salt videos.
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>>170604120
A visual indicator for how high it reaches would be nice. Same goes for Mei's Blizzard
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mercys ult is cancer and i hate it
>>
>hit diamond
>every game you get a gook on your team that can't communicate and loses you the game
why can't they just stay on asian servers? can't murica nuke korea off the god damn planet yet?
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>>170605260
its like 2 seconds
if you wont make the effort to get rid of them you dont really have the right to complain afterwards
>>170605287
yea dude ama
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>>170605246
I think the bad news is more for you than me. I am serious, take a little time off from the internet. The internet is a fantastic thing and spending your time here is really one of the lowest of lows. You can treat yourself better than this.
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>>170605357
>haha I saw this shitter in comp
>Did you mute them? if you didn't you can't complain!

dude, relax.
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>>170605407
Do you understand the concept of entertainment?
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>>170605186
diamond is the new elo hell
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>>170605346
>Faisal-KSA locks in rein
>doesn't use his shield the entire game
>swaps to soldier
>repeatedly tries to 1v6

Why am I getting Saudi people playing in my eu servers and why are they always dogshit
>>
I hate Pharaha, Mercy and Mei with all my might. Is there a hero that counters all of them?
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>>170605464
I do, but I think you have this twisted sense of masochism. You admitted yourself that you consider this place a shithole, yet you come here everyday to make people angry. I really think that there are better ways and places to entertain yourself and make you happy. I think you deserve to be happy and you should try to lay off coming here for a while, or at least trolling.
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>>170605641
Shoot them with 76, his range is past all of theirs

If you want to target Mercy especially then either Winston or Genji
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>>170605641
Mcgee if you can click on people real good
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>>170605641
Soldier76. McCree. Widow. Just stay at a long range.
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>be 3800 on main
>make smurf
>places 1900
The fuck blizzard? What even is this matchmaking
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>>170605736
You being carried tbqh
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>>170605736
Placements mean very little. New account, no metadata for it to use to place you.
>>
Is it safe to play comp?
Fucking blizz has been disconnecting me lately, particularly on games that I was supposed to win goddamnit.
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What's with the D.VA love on the forums. A quarter of the threads there seem to be entirely about D.VA. I just saw one where they are complaining that they think that Ana is the developer favorite just because part of her nerf got reverted. It has nothing to do with D.VA yet all of them somehow find a way to twist it back. What the hell is going on?
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>>170605736
if you fuck up that hard on a smurf, that legitimately means you're bad that got carried
Congratulations on being that lucky I guess
>>
is soldier even a good counter to phara? people always say "soldier it's your job you're a hitscan" but what good is being hitscan when your spread is so big?
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>>170605830
Did it go something like this?
>They nerf D.va
>People freak out
>Nerfs stay
>They nerf Ana
>People freak out
>They revert the nerfs
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>>170605870
Fire in controlled bursts. Soldiers first 4 or 5 shots are almost bang on, then his spread widens.
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>>170605870
You're supposed to fire in short bursts so the spread doesn't go out of control.

Though I find Pharahs harder to kill with Soldier than with Ana or McCree.
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>>170605830
Because Dva got shitcanned hard and is arguably worse than she was before they gave her the major buffs of +100 health and faster move speed while shooting

They basically gouged the character in one fell swoop afterwards and told Dva players that their role is now protecting junkrat tires with defense matrix

And then they take a cautious approach to Ana, pissing off Dva mains into a fury that their main got gouged but Ana did not. Half of them call for Ana to be shitcanned like Dva did, the other half desperately want them to examine the nerfs Dva got more closely
>>
>IMAGE LIMIT REACHED

new thread when
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>>170605870
you have to burst fire

shoot 3-4 bullets at a time

but ana should be helping with pharah too, ana counters pharah harder than soldier
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>>170605869
Not at all. Bliss places fresh accounts really low. I've seen IDDQD and Ster place no higher than 2400 initially on their smurfs.
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>>170605816
that's the opposite way it works
If all of your stats on a new account matchup with Master play, you should get placed in diamond at the very least. that's like the explicit purpose of smurfing
playing to level 25 provides plenty of player data
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>>170606005
>should
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>>170605870
>mfw Pharah main and after the match the enemy team starts bitching about their Widow/Soldier never killing me
>mfw no face because image limit

Soldier being Pharah's hardest counter is such a meme honestly, depending on the map its super easy for Pharah to just concussion zoom over to him and double donk him before he's even got a chance to react, same with Widow.
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>>170605993
you must have missed the part where they placed that low on purpose to prove a point
You don't just place in silver on accident
>>
>Want to play Overwatch
>have to wait 4-5 minutes in between every game so I don't even up with the same mouthbreathers

When will Jeff fix match making?
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>>170605870
Zenyatta is the counter to Pharah.
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>>170605346
I had this for a while until
>have korean couple
>they switch to English and communicate with us
>competent, friendly, and cooperstive
>I get potg as ana and they both laugh and say wow

I don't deserve such kindness.
>>
I hate this game.
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>>170606093
I hate good Pharahs since they just suddenly show up behind you and rocket juggle you to death.

Then I have to endure the bitching from team for not killing her as Soldier.
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>>170606170
me too
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>>170605186

It's pretty much what >>170605556 said.

At the end of season 2 it was realised that a large % of the playerbase was within platinum rank. To try and change this Blizzard changed the way Calibration matches calibrate your input. From this pretty much everyone within platinum got boosted to Diamond and the real problem never got fixed.
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>>170606135
>want to play QP
>have to wait a couple minutes after a match so I don't run into the same fucking six stack playing meta heros and obviously coordinating on mics
>>
>discussion time

Rein is erased from history and was never in the game, everything else stays the same.

What is the game like now?
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>>170606005
that's never been the case with streamers smurfing accounts to GM

they always start low
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>>170605647
But this makes me happy. I enjoy shitholes even if they make me happy. It's why I come back. To each their own anon. I'm here to stay.
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>>170605951
Yeah exactly.

>>170605964
Yeah D.VA got gouged,I just don't get why they are flooding the forums, everytime I am there. Usually the forums have a flavor of the week hero they seem to hate or love all of a sudden, but D.VA has had her nerfs for a while now, they can at least wait until the next time she changes before complaining, instead of commenting on everyone else's buffs and nerfs and comparing it to D.VA.
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>>170606274
Fun
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>>170606274
>erasing the only husbando

w-why
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>>170606274
Lemme one up you

>All barriers are erased from the game
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>>170606323
Alright anon, but just remember, I think you can do better and I do think you need help and this is not the place to find it.
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>>170605951
Perhaps they realized the error of their ways and plan to act like they did with Ana with other heroes in the future. Did you not think of that?
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>>170606274
>all those chokepoints the exact size of reinhardts shield without reinhardt

defense winrates skyrocket and in turn so does 2CP draw

After enough bricks are thrown through the window blizzard finally just removes 2cp altogether
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>>170606274
omnics won the war, overwatch was completely annihilated, there's no game.

blizzard released an even more casual mmo with product placement like they said project titan was going to be. has less players than wow.
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>>170606274
It doesn't matter because that will literally never happen and no matter how OP you think he is it's never gonna change unless you quit and play a new game. So git gud instead of asking dumb questions to get reactions that'll justify how hard you just got fucked by rein in your most recent comp game.
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>>170605830
>>170605964
>>170606327
D.Va wasn't even half the plague on the game that Ana has been forever.
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>>170606405
Yeah but Ana actually needed nerfs that drastic. She been ridiculous since S2
>>
zen disharmony orbs being able to travel through shields and barriers will be a colossal Rein nerf

unfortunately winston will suffer a lot as well
>>
Guys Ana is still gonna be good right?
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>>170606274
Pretty much every high damage hero nerfed into oblivion because without the 2000 HP rectangle they get away with a lot more horeshit
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>>170606438
The Crusaders helped a small village. There's no way to know for sure whether or not they would've actually been able to siege Stuttgart.
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>>170606446
I actually genuinely wanted to have a fun theory based discussion on how the game and meta would be without rein though, why are you so angry?
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>>170606470
Why are you making this about Ana? Yes she needed nerfs, she probably still needs more, but I asking why there are so many D.VA mains complainers spamming the forums?
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>>170606586
Because if the blatant double standard with how they treated Ana compared to D.va.
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new thread when?
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>>170606586
>was the fun new addition to top tier picks
>immediately gets bodied by nerfs
>hero that has been insanely overpowered for ages doesn't get nerfed
This is not very hard to understand anon
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>>170606402
Whatever you say bucko. I think you need more help for all this delusion of yours. The irony being I can bet I live a better life than you.
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>>170606691
make one you little chimp
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>>170606446
>presented hypothetical situation
>THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN THERE'S NO USE DISCUSSING IT GIT GUD GIT GUD GIT GUD

holy autism
think it's past your bedtime friend
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>>170606550
Guys?
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>>170606691
never
let this sad excuse for a game die
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>>170606758
umadbro?
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>>170606568
and just forget the hundreds of ops reinhardt went on with overwatch team?

no protection against a legion of bastion bots.

wiped.

out.
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>>170606851
NEW
>>170606851
NEW
>>170606851
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>>170606470
>ana meta still going strong.
>nerf that was pretty much universally agreed upon by everyone besides autistic ana mains gets reverted.
>signs of obvious conflict within blizzard.
>game is so heavily focussed around a meta.
>can't remember the last time reaper was properly viable.
>at any sr below 4000 picking a hero that appears off-meta will just make you entire team go full-tilt and start intentionally feeding and shit.
>can't remember the last time i had fun in overwatch.

SIGN ME UP FOR QUAKE CHAMPIONS FAMALAMADINGDONG
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>>170606359
>only husbando
>when there are 10+ other male characters
What did he mean by this?
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