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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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if i post this meme on reddit do you think the primarily pyro-main audience will downvote it or will they not realize they're being made fun of
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>>170501547
>pyro has a problem dealing with minisentries
What
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>>170501514
Medic & Pyro
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its not really that good of a meme.

im sure you would get downvoted regardless
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just gonna leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pdwWU8G66g
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Should Valve make it so you can't play the same map in casual five times in a row? it's dumb how 2fort can pop up in the vote, and then the server is stuck there forever.
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So I've got a bit of a problem here that I can't seem to figure out

I'm going through the process of recoloring my RaysHUD to the latest version from last month. Everything else is the color I want it to be EXCEPT for the Create Server, Be A Coach and View Achievements buttons on the top left of the HUD

Also, the Options hover thingamajig and the names of the pop up border when you click on Options and Demo Playback. Where the hell do I switch up those colors in the schemes?
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>still no strange short circuit
>still no strange eureka effect
>still no strange tide turner
>still no strange vita-saw
>still no strange buffalo steak
>still no strange scottish handshake
>still no strange postal pummeler
>still no strange nine iron
>still no strangifier for the conscientious objector
>still no strangifiers for the iron curtain, lugermorph, maul, three-rune blade, black rose, or any other promo item reskin
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>>170502403
>strange
Look at this fool
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>>170502403
whats more is i dont understand WHY valve doesnt release them

they literally print money off of that
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>>170502403
only if vita-saw tracks ubers dropped as its primary stat
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TIER WEAPON SKINS ARE WHAT IS KILLING TF2
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>>170502403
>NO BAT OUTTA HELL STRANGIFIER
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>>170501962
*narrowly dodges habib*
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what about the sun on a stick or the sharpened volcano fragment?
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>>170502756
to be honest I always forget those weapons exist
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>>170502651
>implying its not valve
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>what's the worst class
>probably the spy
why does everyone hate this frenchie
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>>170503013
spy just isn't that practical in a competitive setting. honestly though, he's probably a bit more versatile than pyro if he has the ambassador since then he can function at long range as well which is something pyro heavily lacks.
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>>170503013
because he's a one trick pony with very poor results overall
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>>170503013
He may be the worst class, but his mere existence is a game changer. Now players have a reason to check behind their back every 2 seconds so they don't get instakilled. Sure, other classes could ambush, but they can't appear right behind you in an instant.
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>>170502220
The dumbest things about casual right now is not being able to join severs ad-hoc.
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battalion's backup is great because most people don't even know what it does
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>>170504924
>when you use dead ringer twice in a row because idiots dont know the letranger fills up the invis bar so they call a votekick on you
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>>170505231
>when the dead ringer has a downside where you can't pick up ammo packs while cloaked but you can just drop cloak and pick up an ammo pack immediately with your whip-speed boost
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if mantreads gave reduced/no fall damage, would they be a viable alternative to gunboats?
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>>170505895
>dead ringer super speed
who honestly thought this was a good idea. it doesn't do a good job at tricking the enemy into thinking you're dead, all it does is piss off your pyros since there's no way for them to catch up with them or track them now.
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>>170501392
Anyone have the images of the new figures?
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>>170506102
no because the fall damage you'd be blocking is pretty much always going to be less than the extra damage you took from not using the gunboats before jumping that high

give them 100% reduced knockback while crouching so they actually have a niche instead of 'crutch for bad jumpers'
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if gunboats did damage to people you land on, would valve finally add a strange version?
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>tfw we will never have burning gibs despite it existing in the game files
>we will never have carnage like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSSilIyQ5Ic

feels bad man
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thats a really sucky weapon concept
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why do you think that
sure it could use some adjustments, being able to 3 shot overhealed heavies, but its not sucky
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>>170501392
Post your spy.
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>>170507768
I'm a faggot
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44 damage per grenade on unlit players is not that great. the minicrit damage really is only to make up for the fact that you arent doing 100 with each hit instead.
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>>170507768
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>>170507768
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>>170507768
Place a dispenser here

Thank you labourer
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but its 75 damage per grenade + 12 afterburn damage
thats more than the loose cannon
and also its a fun concept, rewarding players who are able to hit consecutive shots with exploding fiery bits
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>>170507768
i hate how there's only like 2 spy loadouts in existence
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it only showed them taking 35 + 12 afterburn
75 is better
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>>170508021
Level 5 spy
>>170508073
Level 15 spy
>>170507849
Level 25 spy
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what the hell are you smoking
did you watch the video
it does not do 44 damage
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>>170508225
hey you missed mine
does that mean I'm the stealthiest spy
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>>170508225
out of what
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>>170508547
https://youtu.be/s_8KR-n2fBQ?t=1m15s
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>>170507768
MINIMUM WAGE, HYA *whip crack*
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tfw no autistic scout main bf
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I want a Minimal Wear Strange Blue Mew Scattergun, with a taunting players killed part, a post match kills part, and an unusual wearing players killed part, along with a name tag and description tag to go with it please!
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>>170510267
And I want a fancy unusual hat, but you don't see me complaining do you?
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>>170510439
I have a fancy unusual, but I don't want to sell it because it was a gift and is also my first and only unusual.
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dapper disguise is criminally underrated
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>>170510557
No it isn't, it's just not everyone wants to pay telltale for a shit game
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no it's not, its an ugly promo item from a bad game franchise

the fact that you, one person, likes it means that it's overrated.
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>>170510267
And I want a pistol killstreak kit. If I can't get somethung that cheap, I don't know how the hell you're gonna that shiny thing
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>>170507768
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>>170510518
what's the hat/effect?
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>>170510557
I've got the assassin hood; I kinda wanna buy the game for big kill, and that mask

as well as long fall loafers
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>>170511290
Steaming Front Runner
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>>170507849
>lime painted
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>>170511476
It's not lime, it's indubitably green, totally different dude
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>>170511590
Green spies are on the same tier as pink scouts.
This is your daily reminder to not ruin cosmetics.
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>>170511818
But green's my favorite color...
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>>170511590
>discount lime
still looks like ass my man
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>>170511912
Yeah, granted, but it still gives off a major "le epic pubstar" vibe. It just gets turned into a stereotype of wannabee Mr. Paladins.
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>>170512258
Fair enough, but I still want my loadout to have my favorite color. Shame that lime has such a bad rap, but indubitably is the best I can do I guess.
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How many people bought this for the taunt?
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>>170513365
5
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>>170513240
A couple, as you can check backpack.tf for people selling the codes. I don't know why though, as it isn't even tradable.
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Is southern hospitality even worth having as a wrench?

It's the cheapest wrench in pro ks, but these jews are selling other wrenches for more.
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>>170507768
ITZ REEL NIGGA HOUAZ, WHO TF UP?!?!?!?!?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhlVDbcqwQo
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>>170513814
Code, not item.

Which means, they bought it but haven't redeemed it yet. The code itself is the item being traded.
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>>170513240
What is this and what does it have to do with tf2?
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>>170513989
It's the only wrench that levels up on melee kills instead of sentry kills. That's why everyone prices it so low. As an Engineer, you shouldn't be meleeing anyone outside of Medieval.
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t. not a real texan
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>>170514117
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Boiling_Point

>>170514138
Goddamn, lol. That's horrible. Didn't realize you needed to actually wack people with it to level it up.

Thanks for the heads up.
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>>170513240
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Boiling_Point
https://www.chefsteps.com/tf2
A literal 200 dollar untradable taunt.
:thoughts:
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So, Southern hospitality is hot garbage.

How about Baby Faces Blaster? Decent sidegrade?
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>>170511304
Big kill is from a different game. One of the sam n max point n clicks. Dapper disguise came from Poker Night 2
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>>170514237
I mean, what's the market audience for this product?

"TF2 players who also can afford expensive cooking utensils."
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>>170514117
It's used for sous-vide, a method of cooking involving vacuum sealing foods and leaving them in temperature controlled baths for extended periods of time. This method is used to cook evenly and retain moisture. That particular device is fairly luxurious, however. You could get other appliances that don't do all the smartphone stuff for more than half of it's price. I don't think many people are gonna go to the trouble of sous-vide in everyday cooking either.

As for why it has a TF2 promotional item, I have absolutely no idea. It is by far the most baffling cross-promotion in the entire game.
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>>170514441
is the thing even any good or can you buy the same thing for like 20 dollars at a swap meet
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>>170514441
I honestly have no clue what they were thinking.

I mean, it fits the theme of the new taunt that came out in the mann co store, but it's nearly ten times the price.

So, really, the only people who will actually buy this won't know what the hell tf2 is, or tf2 players who just want a 'rare' bought taunt.
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>>170514707
>''W-why would I want to actually sell my hats before getting INTENTIONALLY banned.''
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that still has to be one of the funniest memes, right up there with the "I DID NOT JUST PAY 3000 DOLLARS" one.
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>>170514414
Wait, no, thinking of the lugermorph.
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>>170515119
Poker night 1 then
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Hey guys what do you think the promo item is gonna be for the music? MY HOPE: is that it'll be like the earbuds but bigger like full ear covering head phones that spurt out noticeable music notes, but i know that it wont happen.
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Is the baby faces blaster a decent side grade to the scattergun?
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>>170511304
>>170514414
>>170515119
>>170515229
the big kill, the lugermorh, and max's severed head were all for preordering Sam and Max Season 3. The lugermorph returned with the license to maim in poker night 1, with all the preorder lugers to turn vintage. Poker night 2 gives you Sam's hat.
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>>170515302
No, it sucks too much now. Both jumping and taking damage reducing your boost meter means 90% of the time you move slower, and 10% of the time you move faster into explosions
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>>170515302
It used to be but not anymore. If you take 25 damage you lose all your boost, and that alone is reason enough not to use it.
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http://www.teamfortress.tv/39964/to-valve-re-the-current-state-of-demoman
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>>170515302
no
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>>170515373
I'd still use it if it negated bullet push force.
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>>170515361
Thanks vault boy.
>>170515373
Yea, I figured the downsides weren't as bad in practice but seems like it's shit in theory and prac now.

Oh well, thanks fellas.
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>>170515361
I just wanna say that your loadout is one of the most themed loadouts ive ever seen. just though id let you know
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>>170515252
Headphones were my first thought too. Those would be pretty solid. I dunno if I would use them much, but they would sell for a lot at the very least.
A cool taunt would be nice. Maybe a new group dance taunt.
More than anything, I would like a cool weapon skin. Not some dumb new melee, something with as much good detail as the Ap-Sap. Maybe it could also be a sapper. One that softly plays TF2 tracks to you while you have it out, and also as it saps. Like Wheatly, but not annoying.

Whatever it is, ittl be cool. So long as it isn't a default melee reskin.

Cute cat.
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ty
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>>170515440
Is this satire?
Demo is by far the most powerful class in the game
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>>170516939
give the demo a glock
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>>170515440

TF2 IS NOT MEANT TO BE PLAYED COMPETITIVELY

If you balance the game to be competitive friendly it becomes boring, samey, and takes away everything that makes this game fun in the first place. It also breaks the game for casual players.

Competitive TF2 is pants on head retarded.
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>>170517321
what's balanced in comp is balanced in casual. comp retards just need to drop the shitty whitelist
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>>170517321
>>170517107
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>>170517364

It's not really though.

Scout is amazing and competitive because the people playing have amazing aim and reaction time.

In casual scout is not nearly as strong.

So if hypothetically the competitive community decided scout was too strong and got it nerfed, it would work out in competitive, but for casuals scout might become unplayable.
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>>170517553
okay the only thing that's rightfully banned in comp and not a fault of the game mode they play is the scouts sodas.
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>>170517659

I don't think you're getting what Im saying anon.
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>>170517703
just stop playing 2fort and switch to demo when there's a sentry fucking retard
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>>170517321
literally what changes in a casual setting when weapons and classes are more balanced for comp play
you can still have a sandwich picnic and crouch walk while spamming thanks and nice shot. all it means is that the people who are actually playing the game are going to have a better time because now you aren't forced to run the danger shield because the other sniper is wearing one. overpowered weapons have no place in comp or pubs, and underpowered weapons are either going to be actually fun to use or still crappy so it doesn't matter. life does not change.
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>>170517553
>Scout is amazing and competitive because the people playing have amazing aim and reaction time.

If only Scout had a hard counter...
Oh wait, they don't run it.
Its almost like banning most of the classes ruins the game or something
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>Comp tf2: Lets only run the fastest generalist classes because we really wish we were playing Quake
>Valve: Here are some unlocks that make all the other classes viable in your game mode
>Comp tf2: Lol, nice try. Banned!

>Comp tf2: Why doesn't Valve promote comp tf2 as much as they do CS:GO and DOTA?! TF2 is dead and its all Valves fault!
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>>170518260
valve just needs to take over the comp scene and not work with the faggots
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why fo you feel the need to talk about things you don't even have a basic understanding of
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>6's fag can't handle basic criticism of his broken game mode
>"y-you don't know what you are talking about!"
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I eat shit
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Is there any other community that does this, or is it just exclusive to TF2?

Like, you don't see Ness players whine to Nintendo that he isn't viable enough in Melee, or Bowser mains trying to shut down Melee tournaments because the only character they can play isn't played at the top level.
As far as I've seen, even Overwatch players just play whatever they feel most comfortable with and leave the comp meta to it's own, recognizing that the game is fundamentally different between high and average skill levels.

I think TF2 players (specifically Pyro, Spy and Heavy mains) are the only ones who actively try to destroy their favorite game's chances at being a legitimate eSport by insisting that their characters should be just as strong even though the skill ceilings on them are significantly lower. You never see a Heavy main suggest giving the class more dependence on his Shotgun or Pyro mains suggesting to make the Ariblast more skill-oriented, you only hear them say 'let's remove the class's only weakness so it's even easier to play.'
It's the classic SJW mentality. "These people have it better than me. Rather than trying to improve my situation, let's ruin theirs!"
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i dont even pay attention to comp losers, if some faggot wants to ban weapons or classes then i wont wanna play with that geek anyways
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>>170518992
you literally don't though

>>170519145
then don't complain, i don't want to play with you either
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Over use of generalist classes is what makes comp boring.

There should be a 1 player per class limit, forcing class diversity away from only generalist picks.
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>>170517321
Competitive TF2 works. I haven't played a lot of it but having played it a while I can say that what the community has made actually works as a competitive game.
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lol how does it feel knowing i didnt even read your post?
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>>170519297

Yeah it "works"

It's also fucking boring. It's hardly even TF2.

It's shit.
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>>170515361
Thanks vault boy!
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>>170507178
burning gibs are definitely in the game, but are usually disabled because they eat your frames like nothing else in this shitty game
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Imagine you're starting a rock band.
You've got a singer (soldier), drummer (medic), guitarist (scout) and a bassist (demoman).
You decide that having a second singer for harmonies (roamer) and a rhythm guitarist (scout) can help your sound.
That's a pretty good band set up.

Now another one of your friends finds out that you're starting a band.
He only plays the tuba (pyro).
He INSISTS that every one of your songs have a tuba part somewhere in it.
He's also mad that there are two vocalists and two guitarists, so he tells them they can't play because they 'distract listeners' from his sound.
Then, for completion, he invites a pianist (sniper), an accordion player (heavy), a flag twirler (spy) and a dancer (engineer).

Because having a flag twirler and dancer is useless in recorded audio (5cp), you can only play live shows (koth) and marching (pl).
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>>170519046
>You never see a Heavy main suggest giving the class more dependence on his Shotgun or Pyro mains suggesting to make the Ariblast more skill-oriented

Are you high? Why do you think the whole pyro update open letter to Valve was about? What do you think all the Heavy shotguns on the workshop trying to make them more viable are about? Have you even LOOKED at anything Pyro or Heavy related for the past two years?
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Comp is boring.

Lets talk about trading instead.

What have you all been up to?
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Man, this 6's kid is pissed.
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>>170519643
I traded some refined metal for a hat on a class I don't play, I don't have enough stuff to start trading unusuals and unless I drop some cash I don't see myself starting any time soon
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>>170519643
i've been trying to trade my shit so i can get strange festive sniper rifle. i've got 5 out of 7.7 keys but the last couple of things i need to sell are god damn impossible. i've gone and put one of the items on the scm i got so sick of waiting for actual trade offers in pure and not some retard dumping unsellable garbage at me.
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>>170519581
The TF team is considering de-emphasizing 5cp from competitive I think.
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>>170519581
Anyone who plays 5cp is a fucking retard
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epic
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>>170520717
Valve just need to rework it because even the highest level comp players agree its a fundamentally broken mode
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>6s fags killed the general again
Great
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I like Sniper
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>>170521906

It's dead because of the time, not the comp posters.

But I agree that it's retarded.
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>>170521906
Problem is that 90% of this general doesn't care about comp and the other 10% plays highlander because its a lot less restricted
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>>170522114
wait those percentages are off because I do neither and I'm definitely somewhere in there
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>>170522051
Mee to.
I wish I was better at him.
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>>170522320
You don't play tf2?
Why are you here then?
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>>170501392
>go to type
>can't type
>wait
>delay
>how was the match?
>vote
>click exit
>everyone left
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[hahhjakal pottis[ ;lmamo xkifd
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>>170524081
I read this when I'm bored; sometimes one of you writes something good relevant to tf2.
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pottiks :D
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I LIKE THE BEGGARS BAZOOKA
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god I love eating shit
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>>170524806
>>170524878
samefag
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>>170526158
no
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>>170526281
yes
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Anyone wants to play some payload, or cp, or whatever?
I just don't want to play alone.
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sent ;)
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id?
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at least this isn't the SPUF
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>>170527957
Fgrox
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>furfag
>spaniard

nah
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Damn
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god i love eating dotsy's shit
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>>170528047
>raymondback
>icyknoif

shitter spy detected
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>>170515440
>demoman is underpower and needs hitscan wapon :( :(

Compfags, everyone
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I fucking hate match making, I wanted to like it but I'm almost 150 now and it's plagued with problems

>always put in games with an imbalance because people are leaving them
>instead of autobalance it just endlessly funnels people against half a highlander team
>THE ABSOLUTELY MOST INFURIATING IS BEING PUT BACK IN THE SAME GAME
>put in games already over
>go through so much setup time to realize the game is already imbalanced beyond redemption.
>being level 150 pretty much guarantees I get put in with the absolute most worthless players to """"balance""""
>games are always a roll one way, I don't enjoy rolling or being rolled
>games always slowly dying and losing players, doesn't even make the teams even.

The quality of matches since quick play is so much worse and I spend so much more time not paying tf2
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Also spy is not imbalance but since I stopped dying to mist things I get killed by so many spies it's infuriating, it's the one class that you usually can't do shit and my teammates can't spot a spy that's sapping their fucking eyeballs. Litteraly a class for slimy fuckers that like to hide, run in and run away from me.
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>>170530304
it's a meme you fucking idiot
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>>170519226
Look up prolander and understand why this is an awful suggestion. I agree, the best way to fix this is to make 5cp not allow playing the clock, ie one team is pretty much on a shot clock but it still viable for the defending team to try and push on uber advantage. This brings out a father and more intresting attack defend than what's right now but keeps the push pull. Also scout soldier and demo make sense as the generalist because they represent the three kinds of dm, straight projectile, arcing projectile and hitscan.
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>>170529536
>revolvername
>knifename

Shitter spy detected

All possible futures contain this statement being true.
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>>170530925
yup
i noticed higher my level got, my team became more and more retarded, sadly no fix for that
i mean you can stack with friends but you will still have 6 shitters(if matchmaker decides to put players lol) trying their best to feed demoknight heads, medic uber, reflect pro pyro rockets, diamondback spy crits etc
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>>170531267
I feel like Sniper is a more accurate representation of hitscan if you ask me.

At least when I think of "Types of DM" that do a lot of damage, I think Quake Railgun when it comes to hitscan.

Scout represents more of a kind of fast movement, even though Scout has more control over his movement than even can be pulled off in Quake.
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>>170531153
its a meme too, you dip
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>>170531267
Are there team-based shooters that are able to find a place for specialists?

I'd like to know what they are.
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>>170530925
It'd be nice if I could pre-emptively switch teams during waiting for players when there's a large imbalance instead of having to wait for the system to realize 2 v 10 is a shit matchup. That's especially true in CTF where the capcrits can roll you the whole game.
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>>170529536
I tried this loadout based off of >>170505231
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all those people complaining about weapon bans are dumb and don't realize that good players will just shit on them even harder with access to all the weapons
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Spy weapons for good guys
>stock
>amby
>yer
>kunai
>big earner
>letranger
Weapons for poophead spies
>dead ringer
>cloak and dagger
>diamondback
>spycicle
>red tape recorder
>pre-nerfs enforcer
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>>170533048
i agree
its only a handful of weapons banned anyway, like 2 dozens out of the hundreds of weapons
you can use "alternative" loadouts effectively like buff banner or concheror or even Vaccinator
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>>170533982
YER is a trash knife except for those spies who have the good fortune to have never met an engineer.
Additional spies on your team instead of halving your effectiveness quarter it while wielding the YER.
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>>170534234
yeah, but its still fun to play with and not a pain to play against, so it can hang with the cool kids
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>>170534395
Who is so bad that they need to control not only their own loadout but that of their potential opponents?
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>>170534602
You don't have to be bad to find something annoying.
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>>170518260
>Comp TF2: Lets try to win
>HL TF2: Lets make a ruleset that forces every class to be playing at once
>Valve: Lets make 6v6 pubs
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Demoknight is fun
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>>170535471
>there are people who demoknight with anything but the eyelander
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>>170507768
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>>170535212
The biggest problem with highlander is the player count.
Getting 18 people who are each proficient at a very specific class together for a 30-40 minute payload game at a specific time and day purely through online communication is a fucking mess.
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>>170535564
RIP old claid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g9C9hs6_dU
What was valve thinking?
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>>170536361
>this mods
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>>170537330
Better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xZby5jt9vc
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have any of you tried reflex arena
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>>170537534
It's like Quake Live but with less players.
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>>170537534
i tried reflex
its DOA
theres basically no market for high-skill arena shooters specially if they are just quake clones
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>>170536138
exactly
specially since a lot of highlander players play specifically HL because they are only good at 1 or 2 classes
so you ahve to get 18 players to play AND make sure every role is taken
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>>170537534
No one wants to play another slight variation on Quake when anyone who wants to play Quake is either waiting for Champions or playing Live.
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get fucked array seven
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>>170540607
you managed to win against a vaccinator medic using the wrong protection as a fully buffed demo? you must be pretty proud
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>>170540843
yes
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>>170540607
But is et relli arrayyyyyyy seben?????????
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post demolition derbies
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>>170507849
>themed weapon names
>without a themed costume
Makes you look silly desu.
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>>170541640
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>His avatar is a SFM of his loadout
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>>170515440
Didn't read all of it, but as far as I've seen his point isn't so weird

Demoman shits on engineers, snipers, (spies?) and doesn't do too poorly against heavies and pyros, far as I know

Point being none of those classes are part of the default competitive format, so I can see why a demoman main might feel left out

Does make me wonder why he's a cemented part of the meta in the first place though
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>>170543005
It's a meme, ya dip.
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>>170541797
I know, I was thinking that myself, but I couldn't find good golden hair for the spy that would fit. The closest would be *maybe* a gold magistrate's mullet? But even then that still looks a bit off.
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>teams are unbalanced
>no one volunteers to balance
This would be super easy to fix. Just make a badge that tracks how many times you've volunteered.
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>>170543732
I always volunteer to switch, even though we lose anyway.

>>170543720
Daily reminder that Jojo fans are cancer.
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>>170542860
>trade.tf
>name #mood or name | mood
>profile info has a wall of text about him followed by his epic funny insider joke chat logs
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>his avatar is an animu
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>>170543732
when you get the chance to switch teams twice
mmm
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>>170543732
>you have a notification in the main menu about switching teams...
>go help the shitters and earn a whopping 1 5 0 x p!
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why doesnt the heavy get the reserve shooter REEEEEEEE
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>no killstreak on one
>people think i'm a scrub if i use the other because the sticky has many more kills than my GL
:(
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>>170507849
haha epic man i jojo anime ftw!!!!!!!!!!

muda muda za warudo xD
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>>170545043
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Strange_Count_Transfer_Tool
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>>170545043
Buy a ks?
Use a transfer tool?
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>>170503013
Probably because a majority of players can't play him, or can't play him well. Which makes them hate the class more when others play him well against them. Also people will always hate one hit kill classes. Nothing is more infuriating than being backstabbed/sniped.

Also he's also not viable on many maps so when other players play him it seems like a waste.

Still my favorite though. What's everyone's favorite map to go spy on? Mines Barnblitz. Defense on that map is so much fucking fun as spy.
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>>170545043
>no 3 strange parts
Bro...
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>>170544242
>He leeches off other artists or sources for his avatar.
>Doesn't make his own avatar.

You aren't a leech, right anon?
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>>170545464
i absolutely forgot they added that
Though it worked for strange skins, it's 1+ keys anyway so whatever

>>170545493
>giving in to the orange jew

>>170545614
basically everything there is either traded or won in a raffle, buying stuff is for morons
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>>170545997
I can't art.
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>>170546090
>being this poor
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>>170546090
you could just use an achievement server to level the killstreak one
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grenade launcher should do 125 damage on 125 health classes
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>he using his loadout as his steam avatar
I hope no one here doing this retarded shit.
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>>170546319
no it shouldn't
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>>170545997
People actually do that? The nerve
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>>170546190
>implying i'm poor
I have to sell this shit
>easter has been offline for 90 days
fug

>>170546290
Guess i could.
Maybe just to bring it on par with the old one, i never felt right about farming
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>>170546531
I doubt that you did this photo in background.
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>He doesn't use his main to represent him on Team Fortress 2(tm).
>He judges others based on avatars.

Check out this, nerd.
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>>170546665
Oh, come on. That isn't supposed to count. I needed an image from my Park like Nas needed one of his projects
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>he wear hats in tf2
Look a this loser lmao
>>170546763
Go away you fucking stealing leech.
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>Too poor to wear hats
>Too poor to buy hats
>Too poor of a character that he makes fun of others having hats
>He makes fun of others who have enough money to spend on anything that isn't considered essential.

LOL Living in a third world country that pays you 5 cent an hour is hard, isn't it, Pajeet?
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>he let his enemies to judge him by his cosmetics
>not being completely hatless or wearing fall 2011 f2p collection
What a retard lol. No wonder why you using this reaction pics straight from reddit.
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>>170546871
>He can't afford hats

Lmao, look at this NEET

Fine, here's your drawn out background. Hurry along and apply to jobs so you too can get hats
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>>170547278
I doubt that you draw this grey background as well. Stop stealing content you useless prick. Do something by yourself.
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>Has no actual argument for why people shouldn't wear hats.
>''W-well your enemies won't judge you!''
>Not just dominating the enemy team with hats anyway.

>'R-REDDIT!!'

Lol, I hope that gibus wearing scout was you, because I need more kills for my stranges.
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>>170547401
I did do it, though

You seem upset over how talented and original I am. It's ok. We can't all be blessed like I can
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>he think i would give some shitters argument why he shouldn't be a shitter
>implying he can dominate anyone but jose.rodriges2008
Redditfags. Pathetic as always
>>170547746
No you didn't. Nice strawning you thief, though.
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>F-fuck leddit xDDD
>I can't come up with counter points, so I gotta accuse everyone of strawman xDD

Go back to /b/ and circlejerk over how Demon Days is the best album and roll for that GTA mockup cover
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>Literally gets buttblasted
>''I-I shouldn't have to argue with a shitter like you!''

>In an actual podium argument, this would be considered a loss to the opponent and their refusal to give a civil argument will be seen as childish.

Are all poor people this dumb and hateful?

I'll even donate a hat to you, if you want.
>>
>thief cancer sends someone to /b
L M A O
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I would seriously mge you right now if i'd know that i will beat you. this will be too humiliatingly to be deafeted so i'll just give up and will hope that i can meet you in pub oneday and taunt after every kill
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Oh, i forgot, u r some mexican trash. Too bad then, not gonna happen.
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I respect that.

Thank you for at least implying some sort of defeat.

That in itself is honorable.

Hope I meet you in a pub as well.
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>going back on his word.

Poor, hateful, and dishonorable.
:thoughts:
>>
point me to a server that automatically explodes/kicks and/or bans any dance taunt users
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>Poor
i highly doubt that your backpack worth more than mine, though
>>
I meant, poor in character, my friend.
No amount of money will change that.

>>170548841
Minecraft friendly only servers.
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I am not a friend to some filthy mexicans pal.
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tfw u uber the dds/sleeper sniper that congas after every kill
>>
Thanks for yet again proving my point that you, yourself are so desperately to oppose.

I hope you do change, and I'll be willing to die by your side, friend.
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>>170549131
>not shoving the vaccinator up a dds machina sniper's ass and spamming bullet resistance ubers
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Your dying will be enough.
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>>170533982
>cloak and dagger
Do you think it's any easier to use that than the IW?
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i like viva more than some of you
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Whats worse, spy mains or pyro mains? Both think their class takes skill, doing things like puff n sting or trick stabs. Both are fairly useless in any situation where the enemy team isn't deaf, dumb, and blind. Both classes have a large amount of crutches, and both classes are very vocal when they are called out over these things. At least when a lime Scout kills and taunts at you, it was at least because he outplayed you to some extent.
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>>170550290
I hate them both because I main soldier and engie.
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>>170550290
Spy mains are more annoying than actually harmful

Pyro mains are fucking degenerates that deserve to die
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>>170550290
Sniper mains. Half of them hack and the other half think they're way better than they actually are.
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>>170550676
t. bad
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>>170533982
>that one time i got a chainstab in competive thanks to the fucking YER
It's absolute trash in basically every situation tho

>>170549503
Maybe if they tripled the recharge rate when standing still
Until then it's still shit
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>>170550783
t. sniper main who thinks camping and standing still takes skill
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>>170550676
i always go into sniper gameplay thinking i'm gonna land some real sick headshots and people will think "wow that guy is so good he must be hacking" because that's happened to me like 3 times ever in my 2100 hours in this game. then every single time i beef headshots on heavies standing perfectly still, and the only headshot i somehow manage to get the entire game is the demoman sticky jumping at 260 mph directly towards me. then i take a few minutes to reevaluate my life choices and wonder why i decided to main sniper.
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>>170550861
t. I only play Baddiewater
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New Engie Weapon: The Gunbringer
It's a minisentry, but just the rocket part of a sentry. It probably wouldnt be that useful since it can't lead shots, but you could use it to rocket jump around as engie easily, and it would also pair well with the Gunslinger in general.
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>Do well in a server as class
>Dominate a dude
>Switches to class
>Switches to class' counter
Why do people do this? They will never git gud at a class they want to play if they switch off of it every time they meet opposition.
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I want a flamethrower that lets pyro airblastjump
>>
god I love eating shit
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>>170554619
Do you need a pocket for that?
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wtf scout main y did u switch demo ur nvr getting good if u can't 1v1 my sentry
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>>170550814
>Maybe if they tripled the recharge rate when standing still
Exhaust it by sticking to team colored walls (or any hue of red or blue would do) and change between Scout disguises. If you aren't into that, you can grab L'etranger and nothing wrong with it.
>Until then it's still shit
I wouldn't call that "shit" it just has a different gameplay mechanic.
Cloak flicker for faking movement, crouchwalking and sticking to team colored walls (preferable exchanging between teammate and enemy Scout) while exhausting the meter, are great parts of it.
When you're detected, bump up to someone then change direction or crouch after they fire. Alternatively, take an escape hatch to suffer fall damage so you flicker for a second then backpedal to a wall.
In case you get spy-checked you'd need crutchcicle or Kunai may be Diamondback too to save your arse. If not, you should be smart enough to leech some overheal from enemy Medic, with a Demo (mimic reloading) or Heavy disguise.
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>>170554361
Not defending shitters, but why not switch off to deal with a threat to your team? If a Spy is rolling a team, it's only naturally to switch to Pyro so that the team feels safer. It keeps the game dynamic.
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>>170554902
>crouch walking to places
If i wanted to be a slug i'd play brass beast heavy, at least he brings in some real damage
I also don't think anyone in the history of the universe didn't see a spy blink just because he was near a team-coloured wall
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http://tf2r.com/k8c7dhw.html
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>dominating an unusual australium command-spamming weebtrash
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>every community server you ever loved has died before your eyes
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6 decides
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>>170555727
f-f-fuck you
b-b4nny is saving the game with m-matchmaking
pyro update is gonna make it even b-better, just you watch!
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>>170555975
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>>170555975
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>>170555975
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>>170555278
>he gets revenge
>spams binds
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>>170556136
Neat. I have one more decal tool, so let's get a 3 in here.
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>>170556136
C7
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>>170556217
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>>170555975
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>>170554994
90% of people go Pyro to counter something
>that shit eating Soldier main 2-shot'd and rekt me, you'll see ebin reflects better go Pyro
>that baguette shitting Spy rekt me with backstabs, I'll W+M1 him 'till death better go Pyro
>that cheeky shit Demo main rekt me with pill accuracy, to ebin reflect pills better go Pyro
>that sliw shitter M1 Heavy main rekt me, I'll show him how to M1 is done, better pick Pyro
I never saw anyone, but anyone picking anything but Pyro to "counter" someone in a logical manner. I mean, if you want to counter a spy, you best do it by going scout and sweeping him off from your own Medic. Wanted to counter a Soldier, then you go fucking Sniper and hs him the moment he's off the ground.
You can be much more useful to your team if you stop going "rage-Pyro". Really, take it as a fact.
I know I'm off the subject abit but fuck's sake, man.

>>170555190
>I also don't think anyone in the history of the universe didn't see a spy blink just because he was near a team-coloured wall
If you wanna exhaust it, you have to stick with Scout disguise and that team colored wall technique (barns, small shacks, containers...). It's really hard to detect a Spy doing it unless there are people peeking at it from a narrow angle. If there are people nearby, you'd better off crouchwalk abit.
You have right to be sceptic, but still you can pick L'etranger and freewalk with it for several seconds without hitting rock bottom.
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>>170555975
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>>170556217
do it >>170556281
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>>170556217
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>>170556217
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How would you make the spy viable in 6s?
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>>170556813
That was faster than I thought it'd be.
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i just got a pair of fucking shoes for scout from a random drop.
why is this piece of shit even a thing?
>>
>>170556315
Scout counters Spy as much as Sniper counters Spy. i.e. with specific unlocks. Pyro can naturally trash Spy's disguise.

Pyro does not counter Soldier despite the reflects. He has (or should have) his Shotgun.
Pyro does not counter Demoman. He has stickybombs which aren't as easy to deal with using reflects alone.
Pyro does not counter Heavy - in fact, Heavy counters Pyro by being a more threatening close-range combatant.

Switching classes to deal with a specific threat does not make someone "mad". If that were the case, 6s would be full of constantly mad players though one could easily argue that.
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>>170557163
this is fuckin atrocious
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>>170557334
Came as a set with the pomade prince/paisley pro. Doesn't look that bad if you wear them as a set.
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>>170557359
I don't know why you would expect otherwise from /tf2g/.
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>>170550482
Seems like yesterday night I was only playing with pyro mains. Every game had some god damn unusual wearing furry/girl gamer pyro main, with 3 other shitter pyros in their posse.

>one of them raped you so hard with constant reflects, no matter how close/varied my timings/rocket position were
>even air blasted my bombing runs

Didn't want to be that guy who calls out "hacker" but he had the reaction timing of a God and only ever didn't reflect 6 rockets at once when he was wielding his secondary. Wasn't enough to carry his team though (he had a 60 point lead)
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>shoot random crit rocket that will probably kill 3+ people
>blocked by invisible gibus spy
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>>170557334
those are the best scout shoes
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>>170558041
Clearly using an autodeflect bot. Those are ridiculously common. My favorite thing to do is run up on them and then just shotgun them to death.

>>170558072
This happens so often when I play demo I really do have to wonder.

>>170558073
Those aren't the Brooklyn Booties, though.
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>>170558152
the brooklyn booties are alright but they're kind of clunky and they paint badly
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>Playing weebknight on harvest (katana targe booties)
>having a good time removing heads and shitposting with my team
>kill one dude and drop a cheeky bind because I'm an asshole like that
>do it again at his spawndoor 12 seconds later
>he disconnects

Had I not been laughing so hard, I would have grabbed a screenshot for you faggots
am I cool yet?

/blog
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>>170558421
You can paint them?
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mmph - pyro
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>>170558432
you're a terrible human being.
leave this general.
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>>170555727
>you've gotten banned from every community server you've ever joined for being an obnoxious, sarcastic, rude cunt
>lost a shit ton of friends over and over
>quit and return 3 years later
>now you have to be an obnoxious, sarcastic, rude cunt to even have a chance at making friends
>just want to be nice and respectful

feels bad
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>>170546424
:^)
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>>170546424
problemz?
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>>170558603
okay :(
*leaves*
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>>170558724
absolute trash loadouts
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>>170546424
I can't stop using cropped waifus for mine
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>He's this new
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>>170558486
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>>170557142
You can't without going off-design imo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV1rl1ZpsxQ
"What's a roamer?"
Spy may need higher base movement speed, but I can't see it happening.

>>170557350
>Pyro can naturally trash Spy's disguise.
The moment you lit him, he drops a fake corpse and move away to recover. You did a great job.
Ever considered airblasting him to a corner and shotgunning him to death? You are only allowed to burn him when he's cloaked, not disguised. And you can't lit him on fire if you keep W+M1 instead of checking props, and corners.
Also DR ignores that afterburn shit for a good 3 seconds unless you corner him to re-lit.
>Switching classes to deal with a specific threat does not make someone "mad".
You're going way off-hill. I never implied that. Just people been going rage-Pyro way too much for every difficult challenge they encounter. It's not about switching class to deal with threats. We all know in 6s people going offclass to clutch and recover, that's not about it.
>Scout counters Spy as much as Sniper counters Spy.
Scout can track Spy (checking ammobox spawns and noticing team via mic shouldn't be hard), follow a flank route safely and check anyone he may come across. Milk is "optional". Spy have DR and many more crap to deal with Pyro and he lacks mobility. A Spy would slip away from Pyro unless he's cornered and badly positioned.
What if both Scout and Pyro chase a Spy? Too much distraction, but best bet.
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>>170558882
Shyguy is not for sexual

Delet this
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>>170559067
They don't look that bad with paint.
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>>170558724
NEVER post this again
the shit loadouts, fucked focus point, watermark, amount of ugly sky showing and half that building in the back being invisible legitimately makes my eyes hurt looking at it
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Who here /farming their dueling badge in an empty achievement server/ here?
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>>170559069
All this sounds like a problem with the Dead Ringer rather than the other classes, honestly.
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>>170559101
Delet yourself

>>170559217
>empty server
>Farming duels
Explain
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>So shit he can't earn it the proper way
Get a load of this casual.
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>>170558882
apparently you can't stop sucking dick either
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>>170559304
>literally like 1000 days old
haha who cares
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>>170559279
forgot to mention my alt accounts are with me
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>>170558640
>play regularly on a server for over 2 years with a bunch of cool guys/girls
>get called out constantly for being a huge, edgy cunt
>people stop playing, server dies
>not a single steam message from a group of 30+ people i've played with for over 2 years
>they have a discord server and play with each other everyday
it's too late. i can't change.
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Post bombermen
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will draw first loadout reply to this post
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>>170559982
Bang
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>login
>hot dogger drop
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>>170559457
That makes more sense

Do you have a second PC or are you just running multiple instances of steam?

>>170560254
hot dog
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>>170550290
>at least because he outplayed you
>hitscan
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>>170560581
>Implying projectiles take more skill
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>>170560697
>Pointing at someone and clicking them is more skillful than predicting where they'll be going
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>>170519479
how do you enable them? my game runs pretty quickly, i think it can handle it
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>He thinks TF2 takes skill
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>vide gams
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>>170560760
>Splash damage is harder to land than one frame instant line of sight
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>>170561034
>what is bullet spread
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>Play on my usual server.
>Some guy with unusuals joins and I kill him a few times.
>He talks on mic calling me 'trigger kid' and all these other insults.

>Adds me.

Well, at least it entertained me for a bit.
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>>170560096
hope u enjoy
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>be Heavy main
>everywhere I go I see fresh Medic bass
>I drop fresh beats_
>people hate you because randumb crits shriek
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>>170560760
>he thinks hitscan doesn't need prediction
guess how i know you're a shitter
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>>170560760
>what is sniper
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>>170561864
It doesn't. You literally just point at the enemy and click.

>>170561985
Not an argument. The first post mentioned Scout. Nothing about Sniper.
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>>170562175
gl clicking a running Scout's head without any prediction whatsoever
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>>170562274
>head

We're talking about Scout here, not Sniper.
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>>170562423
gl clicking on a moving scout while you're both airborne without any prediction or whatsoever
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>>170562423
the best aimers (yz50, quad) use tracking which depends on both prediction and reaction and is probably the hardest aiming style to learn because of that
for projectiles you need to predict further into the future, the kind of prediction required for tracking is continuous and more precise
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>mad milk scouts
>direct hit soldiers
>reserve shooter pyros
>iron bomber demos
>tomislav heavies
>deadringer spies

Friendly reminder that if you are one of those you should quit tf2 forever
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>tf2g irc
>nobody plays tf2
explain that
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all class face full of festive when
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>>170563603
I'm 4/6 of those, what are you gonna do about it?
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>>170563634
sorry, forgot my trip

>>170563603
i like the iron bomber and the dh is fun in pubs
the rest are pretty fruity
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>>170563768
I wont do anything, it was just a friendly reminder
>>170563769
What? The direct hit is the fun police of this game
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>>170563603
Why would i quit if i'm having fun?
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>>170563634
i play tf2 pretty much everyday you fucking dolt
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>>170564013
oneshotting people with bad movement is fun
zero effort airshots are fun
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>>170563603
I'm a fan/milk/mizer scout

whatchu gonna do about that
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>>170563603
>iron bomber demos
Alright, I can see any disturbance about the other stuff but why this one? It has no distinguishable upside besides faster fuse time
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>be sniper
>have no cosmetics for sniper because i never play him
>dominate some unusual geek
>HACLER HACKER HAJCER
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>>170564252
only the people with strange festives or australiums are salty about it because they spent their allowances and valve made a direct upgrade
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>>170564114
>>170564140
>having fun with weapons designed to be anti-fun
>>170564204 see >>170564013
>>170564252
The pipes stay still
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>>170564252
much easier to spam chokes because rollers dont roll
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>>170563603
you forgot me
black box/conch soldier
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*has fun*
*theres nothing you can do about it*
deVille-ish
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>>170564426
>Salty

People still use that word? Jesus Louisus, that's bad. Allowances? Sure thing, bub
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>>170507768
You're not a real spy unless you run Duck Journal to fuck with people.
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>>170564426
i dunno, i like festives but i think i'd still use a strange iron bomber over stock. honestly the model is a lot cooler too. if they made an iron bomber festivizer that'd be 10/10 for me.
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What's a good HUD nowadays, preferably with an installer because I'm lazy. Haven't played since like 2011 back when everyone used shit like PVHud.
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>>170564279
>random match on gravelpit as scout
>killing some soldier over and over because he keeps getting in the way
>get this
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Whats better?
Community Servers or Matchmaking?
In my Opinion:
Com > match
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>>170565136
I don't even know you, but i'd genuinely be wary of someone with that name/avatar combo if i got in a match with them.
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>>170564894
evehud

>>170565182
Matchmaking, because I don't have to put in effort to find a map.
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>>170565412
It's a Quake reference.
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>>170564894
RaysHUD bestHUD
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>>170564467
yes i am having fun, what is your point here?
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>>170560801
cl_burninggibs 1
you'll only really get them when people taking afterburn are gibbed of course
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>>170563603
>>mad milk scouts
Scout's only other unlock that heals you makes you die in 1 hit. Why wouldn't I use this in pubs?
>>direct hit soldiers
i agree, obnoxious weapon
>>reserve shooter pyros
desu i havent seen someone use this in months
>>iron bomber demos
why wouldn't i use the straight upgrade? also it looks cool
>>tomislav heavies
heavy is a bad class so it makes sense to use the weapon that minimizes his downsides
>>deadringer spies
the class is too fragile to gunspy without it
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Rate my stomping of the public server and meme editing skills
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>>170565609
Exactly, i'd expect to get my shit pushed in
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>>170565917
Mediocre, but good for koth
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>>170564894
i use m0rehud, i think because it was packaged with flat textures and a bunch of graphics mods

>>170565917
unimpressive on both counts
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>>170565831
>gunspy
>>170561985
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>>170564894
Flawhud is bretty gud
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>>170564894
Broeselhud
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>>170566089
I only recently started playing again after a 3 year break so I still kinda suck dick

>>170565917
killstreaks ruined the game/10
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>>170565831
I used the RS on skial's turbine server. Those spies very quickly became snipers
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>>170563603
>no blackbox/conch combo shittery

DH is for tard rage.
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>can't hit headshots for shit
>look at recorded gameplay in slow motion, my crosshair placement is fine, the hits just aren't registering
>somethinsfucky.jpg
>enable one of the default crosshairs and disable my hud crosshair
>apparently my hud crosshair has been slightly misaligned and i've been playing like this for months, i just haven't noticed because i main projectile classes
>jump into an upward server as amby spy
>hitting headshots like fucking crazy, even manage an air headshot on a jumping soldier which i couldn't even do back when i was good at the game
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>people who get upset about RS pyro
bet you fags would've shit yourself back before the axtinguisher got nerfed
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>>170568920
Axtinguisher is (was) a relatively balanced unlock. It's the Degreaser that's the culprit, but Valve is afraid to touch it because it's the only "good" flamethrower.

Hopefully the upcoming Pyro update will change/fix that.
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>>170568491
I've also noticed a clear improvement after reenabling default crosshairs
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>Game starts 9 v 6
>Game fills up the blu side so it's 12 v 6
Why? This is not fun.
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>>170569185
>light someone
>puff them into a corner
>*le wack*
>insta kill most classes
>>
its okay, your half is just taking an extra five minutes to load in.
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>>170569778
>a close combat class is powerful in close combat

Oh boo hoo. It's your fault for getting so close.
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>>170570041
but it wasnt fun to fight against nor did it take any skill to get those kills

source: the fact that valve nerfed it for not being fair, haha you cant argue against that
>>
I eat shit
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>>170569778
Thing is, soldier would have killed you with 2 rockets in the exact same span of time

It's just that the gross overuse of movement impairing effects and critical hits makes getting killed by pyro a fucking drag

kinda like games that add stupid """"cinematic"""" animations when you get meleed by someone
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>>170570041
>I am the only person in the server that can move
>Any positioning is my fault every time no matter what
>Even when facing a class that can completely nullify your movement

Nigga you dumb
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Scout is overpowered
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>>170570497
He's only overpowered because nobody in comp plays Engineer.
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>>170570379
>lord dominator tits
fine taste sire.
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>>170570281
You can surf away from a rocket at least, pre-nerf axtinguisher would just kill you outright because you couldn't strafe when airblasted back then.
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what the heck, since when does the winger boost jump height? did it really need a buff?
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>>170571163
yes because it was a straight downgrade to the pistol originally. the damage boost was negated by the small clip size, it only really worked with the old soda popper.
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>>170571250
i dont think it was a straight downgrade
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>>170570207
Airblast isn't fun to fight against nor does it take any skill to use, and yet here we are.
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>>170571871
its been tweeked to be slightly less annoying. hopefully the new update just fixes it
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what is a good cosmetic to go with the front runner and the summer shades?
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>>170572134
EA
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>>170572864
those are a lot cheaper than i remember. i may go with those, or i may just put ahegaos on some flair. or maybe just both
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>Join game
>Soldier with a 50 killstreak on the other team
What do?
>>
requeue
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>>170573432
Go Vac Medic.

Unless he's not a shitter and actually uses a shotgun. In which case, leave.
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>>170573432
Go Sniper, hs him and his medic a few times and watch him call you a hacker.
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>>170573728
He did indeed have the shotgun. I ended up switching to and from his team like twice because people kept leaving on both sides due to the match going on for so long.
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>>170573432
Go Pyro and destroy him with reflects
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>Join game
>Two 12~13 year olds on mic
What do?
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>>170574018
Kick 'em
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>>170550290
Quick name all the Spy and Pyro crutches and I will tell you why you're wrong

protip I am not a main of either of these classes
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/officialstaaan
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198362340485
match making hackors if anyone would like to report them to the fbi or military
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any other soldiers just walk forward when they see a reflect happy pyro? I like to see how long they wait to panic airblast
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>>170574574
>pyro adads waiting for my rocket
>thanks soldier
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>>170574574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU1Qg1oWqz4
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>>170557350
>Scout counters Spy as much as Sniper counters Spy. i.e. with specific unlocks.

Scout's natural speed lets him run around and check every nearby ammo kit easily and he wrecks Spy at close range, where he wants to be. Mad Milk is just the icing on the cake.

>Pyro does not counter Soldier despite the reflects. He has (or should have) his Shotgun.

If Soldier even has the shotgun (he has great secondary unlocks btw) and he encounters a Pyro and takes the time to switch, he's putting himself at a disadvantage at close range and on basically an even matchup with a slight advantage at medium range. If he doesn't have a shotgun or uses mistimed rockets he's fucked
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>>170574574
I personally love feeding them really oddly angled rockets that can't hit anything, they still reflect them anyways because they're retarded and love wasting ammo.
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>>170574074
Failed right from the start. No one ever agrees that squeakers should be kicked.
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>>170571993
>it's a "axtinguisher was OP" poster
>it's a "we should be able to surf airblast" poster
>mfw not an absolutely average thinker like this guy
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How can you still play this game in 2017?
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>>170575121
Mouse, keyboard and a toaster
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>>170575020
Well you could make an argument depending on their position on the scoreboard. If they're at the bottom of the board, you can start the vote and say "Vote yes because they're absolutely useless. Look at their points. Plus, they're squeakers"

Otherwise, yeah, just leave the server and play with friends for a tiny bit of help on those kicks
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>>170575121
The same way i played it in the past
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axtinguisher wasnt op, i was just saying how these fags complaining about reserve shooter pyros would go apeshit if they played tf2 when the axtinguisher still did crits
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>>170560308
Vm on a map made for it
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>>170575447
Axstinguisher still crits and take out light classes, but it tickles anything heavier now.
No more puff'n'sting on Soldier,Demo or 2-swung Heavy.
hint: Crouch-airblast then pull it out, else you'll get a faceful of pellets or a rocket/pill to your optics
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>>170575110
>it's a "we should be able to surf airblast" poster
I'd be fine with that.
>play brass beast Heavy at payload for the heck of it.
>rev up deploy open fire
>waddle around at 15ms strafing only
>some cheeky Pyro shoves me into sentry sight or pushes me down from a high tower
Fuck...
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>>170575447
Same; I never saw alot of it before the nerf, and using the mailbox seemed pretty fun during the summer it came out

Now, it's a sin to use it and you shoot yourself in the foot for not having a good melee weapon that takes longer to take out, and does less damage than stock.
On top of that, it has no random crits.

The people who got killed by this back when it could kill were probably really inattentive, and deserved it.

I also remember that nobody really used it much, after the pyro was allowed to use the reserve shooter, which adds more to the list of things that make me question why this got nerfed.

At this point, Valve should either soften the nerf, revert it, or just drop this weapon alltogether.
>>
>join 2fort
>kill friendlies
>get kick
epic for my eyes
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>"how would i aimbot with a knife"
>"fuck you"
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>>170577480
triggerbots exist
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>>170578360
90% of the time he had an obvious disguise or would go down the same route with hardly any health
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>>170575110
What? I didn't say any of those things. Why would you make implications based off of my words, especially when everyone could just scroll up and see what I actually said?
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>vipes is now a victim of identity theft
serves the fucker right
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>>170579595
What? Did I miss a drama?
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>>170576717
Did you really not see it that much? I'm pretty sure it was the definitive Pyro melee. Before the nerfs to it and the Degreaser you could lock people and gib them in one shot super easily. The issue wasn't really it being overpowered, it was that it made actually burning people redundant. Why try and chase people down when you can lock them and do 200 damage in the same amount of time?
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>haven't played in weeks
>start in pub
>demo for defense
>spy offense
>cart isn't being pushed
>check team comp


Oh, and one guy was using an aimbot which was just great.
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>>170580963
iwant to kiss you
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>>170579840
https://www.reddit.com/r/Assistance/comments/5yj7qj/im_a_victim_of_identity_theft_and_about_to_be/
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>>170579840
vipes always pretends to be other people and makes fun of himself to try and get sympathy
every year or so he'll pretend to get 'hacked' or 'hijacked' or 'scammed' so he can beg for items from anybody dumb enough to feel sorry for him
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>>170581059
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>>170581059
On one hand, fuck vipes.
On the other hand, also fuck vipes.
Getting dunked on by some supposed hacker may be a bit extreme for being a huge faggot online. But i hardly feel sorry.
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>>170581080
source on this pls
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>>170580963
>Oh, and one guy was using an aimbot which was just great.
OW shills trying to shit the experience. Not much of a damage done, because game is half-beaten to death already by killing pub plays.
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>>170581371
he definitely posts about himself all the time
i wouldnt have a clue who he was if he didnt make these weird unnecessary 'vipes just did this' posts, trying to garner sympathy or something
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Post engines and rate
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>>170581059
How the heck does some hacker get your SSN info? How retarded do you have to be?
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>>170582121
You severely underestimate human stupidity.
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>>170582045
>implying it's him
anyone can post anything. are you a mod? do you know his ipfreely?
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>>170582060
Wow you are a massive fag holy shit
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>>170582182
Oh, apparently some big health insurance agency got hacked. RIP.

>>170582060
Do you ever get tired of posting the same loadouts every day?
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>>170582060
Jad/Zezima
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>>170582282
>Oh, apparently some big health insurance agency got hacked.

I'll bet it was an American one, too.
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Once known as "DefencePony" in a past time, have transcended beyond my past self and have become, my actual name, Cody*. (With a cool little *) Those who have the pleasure of befriending me will be enlightened and entertained. I am The King of the greatest Weapon in TF2, The Beggars Bazooka. I am an Engie Main and I have The Sexiest, Smoothest, Most Amazing Voice Ever to be heard in TF2 and Mumble History. If you catch me in a pub or perhaps in a Lobby you may even have the experience of a lifetime, Hearing My Beatboxing. I am THE King of Beatboxing. I am a very friendly Trader and i also Pub/Lobby a lot, so feel free to join me and hang out!
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>>170582060
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>>170582368
yep, no big surprise
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>>170582407
Can you post the webm? I lost it.
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>>170581059
>post about how his identity got stolen
>first and only response is asking him to pm his personal info
>he accepts
reddit truly is everything I thought it would be
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>>170582407
Thanks
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>>170582237
nobody else would care that much about someone on the internet to keep everyone updated on the guys financial situation for years on end

>>170582492
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>>170582492
>>170582407
nvm i found it
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>>170582710
you underestimate elliot
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>>170582914
Every thread until you like it.
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I love you
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Fuck off with that gay shit, no one cares.
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>>170582284
Fuck you

Buying gf
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It's morning time and I crave Carl's Jr., Pizza Hut or McDonald's. What do?
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>>170583452
Cook yourself some real food at home, you neanderthal
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>>170583452
get a McDonalds breakfast platter
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why are heavy's bullets so expensive

he's getting ripped off big time
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>>170582060
H*ck
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>>170582060
r8/h8
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>>170584457
>Painted Bill's
Into the trash.
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>>170584457
>Uncle dane: poor edition

>>170584514
Shut the heck you mouth
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>>170582060
help i can't get down
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>>170584565
This one's also trash, thanks for proving my point.
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>>170582887
of all the people it might be elliott is probably the least likely
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>>170584698
There's a few elliots. One is Vipes' stalker, another is the elliot here.
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>>170584565
b-brother?
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>>170565807
well thats sad
only 2 weapons can do burning gib kills by themselves, and under the worst circumstances

scorch shot if the target is killed by the secondary flare explosion
detonator if the target is killed by the detonated flare

this sucks, i wish we had something like in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSSilIyQ5Ic, even if it was made to perform worse than stock
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>>170584818
ones your imaginary friend and the other hasnt posted in years
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>>170583452
Order Dominos
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>>170587796
fuck domino's. i worked there and the food was terrible, especially the pizzas. everything was frozen and premade, they don't make dough from scratch like literally every other pizza place. it's terrible.
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>>170587994
And here I was thinking Pizza Hut was bottom of the fast food totem pole, along with its partner fine dining establishments of KFC and Taco Bell. They all get to be on the bottom because they're owned by the same parent company.
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>>170588145
nah, pizza hut is miles ahead of domino's, i'll take that over anything else, little caesars tastes like cardboard after a while unless you manage to eat the entire fucking thing in one sitting while it's still warm. it reheats as well as mcdonald's fucking french fries which is to say not at all.
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>>170582060
How about a r8 my African american brethren?
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>>170588427
You're supposed to reheat french fries in the oven, not the microwave. Also, Pizza Hut is far too greasy for me, even for fast food. I prefer Papa John's. At least when I pick up a slice, grease doesn't come dripping off it.
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>>170588552
Looks Like a Borderlands DLC Character/10

r8 casual loadout
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>>170582060
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>suddenly realize why my matchmaking ping is so horrible
>>there's an option to change max ping in the search menu
>>i've been joining servers in china because >Valve says this is OK, and this should the default option
What the hell
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>>170584081
Custom-tooled. Makes sense when you think about it realistically - it's so that should the enemy steal your ammo they can't use it for their own guns.

Worthless when it comes to gameplay since everyone drops a 50% Ammo pack when they die, but still.
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>>170590763
shut up you dumb gook
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>>170507768
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I have a rad pizza dough recipe but too lazy to figure out the sawce and decide toppings.
http://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-yeast-free-pizza-dough-recipes-from-the-kitchn-178222

>>170588145
Ah... I actually enjoy KFC too. I miss me some coleslaw. I think I'll order a bigmac or a jalapeno then. Only if I can skip breakfast and not fell asleep, that'd be great.
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>>170591259
>>170507919
>>170591259
>>170507919
>>170591259
>>170507919
WOOOOOOOOW THE SAME LOUADOT WHAT THE HELLLLLLL
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>>170590949
My point was that they're pretty shitty bullets considering they inflict less damage than a pistol bullet like 1/20th their size

I've never liked the minigun, the audio especially is incredibly weak. Doesn't have any punch to it at all
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buff stock or nerf tomislav
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>>170563603
I hold Direct Hit for Anti-Sentry and for more close quarter maps.
I have a Tomislav strictly for offense.
I have a Deadringer and used to play it alot before I went to CnD.

I'll give you the Reserve Shooter being for Cunt pyros, but otherwise you're being silly.
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>>170589932
I actually like borderlines so Ill take it as a compliment.

dog the bounty hunter/10
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buff all his weapons and nerf his health to 250
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>>170514626
Gabe Newell bought one. That's why. No joke.

Also isn't boiling plastic bags supposed to be really bad for food? We had to stop making egg-in-a-bag in boy scouts because of what it releases into what you're cooking.
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>>170592264
Iirc he helped start the company or some shit.
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>>170592264
probably depends on the material?

>egg in a bag
thx canada
what purpose tho
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>>170590763
lol retard u changed it. ur prob some retard who lives near china
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>>170592332
Also, it depends on the plastic.
Some plastics can be heated and not leech, some can't.
I would imagine with it being vacuum sealed its food safe plastic.
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>>170591539
it's "balancing" stats about those weapons. No one cares if the real life weapon destroys any human being with 2 bullets in the gut. I hate pistols being all strong and stuff in video games but that's what we get.
SMG hits 12 dmg at max rampup per hit and it's same as Wrap Assassin's per hit damage. Sentry bullets are about 16 dmg per hit as base, which is slightly higher than Pistol's base damage 15 per hit. At the other hand Spy Revolver hits 40 dmg at average 512hu range, and with max rampup it's 60 dmg.
Minigun and SMG makes up for their lack of damage per hit with fire rate and overall dps, that's how things roll.
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>>170591457
Not really? his stuff is SORTA similar, but not the same.

Weapons tho, yeah I can see that.
>>
Is there a place to find mods guaranteed to work in casual? I want some sound mods.
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>>170592784
Gamebana.com
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>>170592385
you chop vegetables, lay them out with shredded cheese and bacon bits and let 50+ kids toss them in marked bags with a couple cracked eggs, throw them all in a boiling pot and have them pull it out when they're done. Basically no cleanup, easy to prepare breakfast.

>>170592332
maybe he should try starting on some new games instead of bluetooth-enabled thermometers
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>>170503013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJp-Dy6lyng

>>170592182
>I have a Deadringer and used to play it alot before I went to CnD.
Fine taste sire.
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>>170592784
valve servers prevent most mods to prevent cheating
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>>170561261
>using memearr>ws outside of 4chin's
you disgust me
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does anyone want this thing send help
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where are some good and trustworthy places to spycrab?
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>>170590763
Hi Muselk. How does Blizzard's dick taste?
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>>170503013
Because its a useless class.

Its a class for getting one MAYBE two random picks then dying immediately, it not t hat it doesnt have its moments, but spies are countered purely by not being retarded which makes them shit outside of pubs and iron.

Also remember to follow spies 1/4 the way up staircases for free uber as med.
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>>170592385
Seasoned Eagle Scout here

How it works is you take a ziplock bag and fill it with raw egg and whatever toppings you want (bell peppers, cheese, bacon etc) then you tape or otherwise seal the top for travel. When you want to eat, you boil water and just drop the bag in there for a couple of minutes. Literally no clean up, and faster than you are in bed.
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>>170596404
at garbage
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I sat in an unusual trade server for a bit. It was an odd experience. There were a lot more little kids trading than I would've expected. It sort of goes to show that anyone can be a big shot trader if they're lucky enough to unbox an unusual to get started. The whole experience felt so mechanical and sterile, even that map. It was easy to forget that this was TF2 I was playing. It seemed a good portion of the traders knew each other, which makes me wonder how much profit is actually being made when it's just traders trading amongst themselves. Lastly, none of them were good at killing.
>>
thanks 4 sharing
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Holy shit I forgot damn near everything about Quake Live.

I forgot that weapon firing cooldowns affect all weapons and you can't change at will.
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>>170596294
i want
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>>170599938
sorry, i found a buyer
i'll still sell you that scattergun though
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>>170600182
wtf
no
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>>170600212
ok
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>>170600449
heck u dude
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>>170600541
enjoy it at least
>>
enjoy THIS
*unzips penis*
>>
owo what's this
>>
unzipped penis duh
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haha pootis
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im gonna open a crate wish me luck
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>>170601869
I hope you get a craft hat
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>>170602031
i got a strange part for pyros kiled, so i didnt lose out too badly.
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>>170602125
>>170601136
which//one
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>>170602291
dude thats not half left........ that jocelyn jones......... baka.........
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>>170564426
strange festive iron bomber with just lights when?
valve please don't do something stupid like make the chambers candy cane colored
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>>170582060
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>>170603158
That would require effort, and it still stands to be seen wether or not they have put it in.
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>>170603275
i do just prefer the lights though
the frontier justice isn't bad but the blackbox looks like actual shit
creative
but shit
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>>170603824
Nigga why you gotta lie like that?
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>>170563603
>mad milk
Literally just learn to dodge, 35% healing on 0 damage is 0 healing.
>direct hit
Same as above, dont think ive see na soldier who was actually good enough that my mediocre movement wasnt enough to dodge 85% of shots.
>reserve shooter
eh, pointless unless you get too close, and if you know where he is, its your fault.
>iron bomber
basically sidegrade from stock, nothing really important
>tomislav
hot piece of garbage with no use other then to be different, natascha is a much bigger offender by bringing every class' primary advantage in their mobility down t o his.
>dead nigger
yeah this one is utter BS now with the speed boost, probably more "press m2 to never die" then it ever was.

Oh and you forgot "ahahahahah i equppied this item now youre no longer better at sniper then me!"
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>>170604050
the dead ringer is still a m2 and never die button
if you're near any amount of metal its actually retarded how much you can DR
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>>170604210
Can you re read my post, i said the DR is more then ever m2 to not die ever.

I never said or implied it was ever NOT m2 to get out of jail free
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>>170604464
im dumb
sorry
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god I love eating shit
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YEEEEEEEEEEET
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hey who wants this thing
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28822915
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>>170604050
>yeah this one is utter BS now with the speed boost
It can't be abused now with reduced damage mitigation shit, but it requires some dedicated Scout or Pyro (roamer? eh, I don't think they do that) to check on that Spy every now and often.
>eh, pointless unless you get too close,
You talk like Pyros never camp at corners, lock you in mid-air with airblast then blam you.
>Literally just learn to dodge, 35% healing on 0 damage is 0 healing.
Milk splash is pretty large, bro. To evade it you have to be standing at ramps. Once soaked Scout will come near and sting, or you'll splash anyway. Best thing you can do is trying to take cover
>Same as above, dont think ive see na soldier who was actually good enough
>hot piece of garbage
>basically sidegrade from stock
agreed
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can someone make a meme of this
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>>170605614
whats up with this set being everywhere recently
did stabby do a video or something?
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so what's the deal with the bare section of the spooky sleeves?
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>>170605614
>tfw not even ms paint
"Taking secondhand big black rod in my strange rouge backside with pain"
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>>170605890
I unboxed the hat a while ago, haven't seen alot of people use the hat and the coat together, even though they're supposed to be a set.

>>170606295
full skeleton fingers would be 2 spooky

also devs are too lazy to add onto what isn't there.
Just re-use assets and edit them ever so slightly in blender.
>>
>go play mann up mode
>two cities tour
>play medic
>get votekicked for playing medic

I'm not even mad ,just really confused as to how a medic isn't helpful anymore
What even is the MvM meta right now
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Post comfy loadouts
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>>170607939
Just had a comfy short match on Hydro where I topscored.

Playing spy in pubs against new-ish players is kinda fun.

Also, recently passed 2000 hours. How many hours do you have, anon?
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>>170607939 (You)
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>>170608586
What is that?
>>
chat log template for literally any match
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>>170607939
comf
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who /friendteam/ here
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>>170607939
Am I comfy enough?
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>>170608586
`

hud_saytext_time 0

ESC
>>
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATAM LAAADS
>>
GIVAMHELBOIS
>>
GAWDSHAVTHEQUEN
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Get a job, you fucking bums
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>>170608586
1999 was 18 years ago, though.
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bG9sIGdldCBmdWNrZWQgcmV0YXJk

raffle
>>
>working at 3 am
how about fuck yourself
>>
i'm going to be working at 3am
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oh god i'm so sorry
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>>170610603
tfw to dumb to solve puzzle raffles
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>>170610673
red, please.
>>
tfw too smart to participate in dumb puzzles just to be able to win 1.33 ref hat
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>>170610603
oh fuck you
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i am at work tho

pottis :D
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>>170610603
>>170610915
I like this guy, he makes some excellent b8
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CREAM GRAVY
>>
GOOOOHD SEYV DA QUEEN
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>>170611593
YYEEEAAAAAWWWWHHH
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GIVAM A GOUBFULL
>>
FOWUD
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>>170610305
>implying 18yo means anything

t. wanderer98

you're still an underage shit
>>
RAAANN KAAAWUUURDS
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Anyone knows if the TF2 Album is coming out with an item? I actually wouldn't mind having the CD, but if its anything like the tf2 chess promo, I can basically keep the CD and sell the cosmetic for the same exact amount that I bought it with.
>>
>>170610915
>>
i'm bored, anyone want to mvm?
>>
im bored, add me for furry erp
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>>170613478
Id?
>>
>iron bomber
>sticky jumper
>pan
This is the ideal loadout. You may not like it, but this is what peak fun looks like
>>
First five or eight rolled gets their loadout drawn, as well as any ones that catch my eye.
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>>170613490
MaskettaMane
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>>170613490
id/Saynkoisthebest
>>
draw THIS
*unzips sandman*
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>>170613741
Sorry for the shit quality, I just fucking hate frame drops
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>>170613741
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>>170613741
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>>170613942
kebab
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>>170614096
pls don't remove me, I'll cry
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>>170613408
Why not
http://steamcommunity.com/id/despondency
>>
>>170613942
As long as I can see the items names I can pull em up on loadout anyhow.

People seem to have stopped rolling, but nobody's won :/
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>>170613741
>>
Homosexual
>>
JEW
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>>170615168
Okay, I'll make you a new one for the new unusual
>>
niggers
>>
bb/conch soldiers
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>>170616183
Deserve to get shot
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>>170616346
oops meant to reply to >>170615662
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>playing a game of badwater
>playing pyro
>walking out of spawn and up the hill
>suddenly a random MG soldier appears
>he jumps and flies right at me
>pull out my shotgun
>time it right so I get a perfect damage shot on him
>he dies inches from me face
>soldiers mic comes on
>hear a deep breath
>then loud, ear splitting screaming of a 7 year old having a fit
>goes on for 30 seconds until his team kicks him

Where are this kids parents?
>>
>>170616667
His dad was behind him
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>>170616667
The only good servers with all-talk are trade servers.
>>
I had a dream that i was in a house party and i walked downstairs for a drink but it was actually a hopsital
and when i walked upstairs again everyone was gone
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>>170616667
>>
>mg soldier

what
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>>170618176
Market gardener
>>
Are there any good hitmarker mods?
>>
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET THE PROFESSOR SPEKS I NEED
NEEEEEED
>>
>>170618176
machinegun
>>170619392
the few ones i used came with huds, i have no idea how to actually install them
>>
>>170612469
>would spend $16 in a fucking item
i swear braindead cosmetic fags are the dumbest bunch in this fucking game
>>
>>170619656
>Not spending 14k to get the best hat in the game


Scrub
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio
>>
>>170619484
When someone else gets a premium account, then they can click on a link to refer to you, bam, you get your speks.
>>
what's the best looking set for pyro? i feel most of the good sets are for hitscan classes
>>
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>>170620461
reminder
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>>170621226
whats this, a picture for ants ?
>>
>>170621396
they're just really far away
but you can still tell from the thumbnail what each of those is supposed to be
>>
>>170621450
i cant
the first looks like the scout, kinda ?
>>
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>>170615168
Transpa~rency.
>>
>>170621668
keep up the good work lad
>>
>>170621668
When you roll a nat 20
>>
>>170621226
Scout
Soldier
Pyro
Demo
Heavy
Medic
Engy
Sniper
Spy
>>
>>170621668
Hey, thats pretty good
>>
>>170618957
the correct term is le epic trolldier
>>
>>170624220
>rocket jumper soldier attemps to mg me
>he can't even strafe
>kill him
>"zomg fucking noobs can only kill soldiers with the rocketjumper"
What
>>
>>170624220
Its only a trolldier if hes using the rocket jumper
>>
>>170501392
>OP pic is pyro
>and furfaggotry accessory
pottery
>>
>>170592015
buff natascha

buff heavy speed
>>
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>>170624687
Why can't I get to sleep :/
>>
>>170605580
I thought he meant dodge better as scout. Mm is a waste of a slot.
>>
>>170564252
Don't tell valve but the pipes shoot slightly straighter making it easier to nail those precise pipes. A lot easier actually, I've used both launchers for a long time and iron bomber is a decent upgrade to demo as a hole, plus easier spam control. People don't realize it but weapons are actually what makes a lot classes more viable. Imagine in competitive if soldiers couldn't use gunboats and escape plan. While scout uses stock and is the most powerful in the game whole having some broken ass weapons like crit a cola and sandman.
>>
>>170612469
>CD will come in a 6 panel digipak, with a 8 panel folder, and game code card.
no news on what the game code will actually give though
please unlimited noisemaker
>>
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>>170627784
Why would you want a second one?
>>
>>170621514
Look at the legs.
>>
>>170627901
I didn't buy the duck
I missed out and regret it
>>
>>170575110
The fact you cant airstrafe while being airblast is fucking annoying as fuck, don't worry though b4nny made sure valve changed that for the update. Think about it though, you know when your just at the edge of pyros ray scan cone thing whatever, you get airblast and you just fucking freeze midair for a few seconds so the idiot can take the easiest shot of his life.
>>
>>170627985
seems they only cost a key these days
>>
>>170628196
holy shit, I always thought they were untradable and you could only get one if you bought it during the eotl update
thanks anon
>>
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looks like this black men wasn't been crit boosted for a long time
>>
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>>170629803
>looks like this black men wasn't been crit boosted for a long time
>>
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Don't hit on me, silly boys!
>>
>>170630358
ur cute
>>
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post this
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>Be mentally dead because nosleep
>Pick feetshoot american man
>Utterly destroy the enemy medic with spicy bombs
>*angry brazilian monkey screeching over all chat*
>"You should not have upset my friend"
>>
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>this guys walk up to your gf and slap her butt
what do you do
>>
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>>170630358
>Using my Fidel Castro loadout.
>>
>>170631010
i don't have gf like other 75% of tf2g
>>
>>170631010
>Finland

Yes, i can see that.
Saatanan jonnet
>>
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>>170631714
>75% of tf2g
>>
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>>170631010
>manlets
>>
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>>170631714
>75%
>>
>>170631010
Half of them are skeletons anyway. Ill frag em.
>>
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>>170631714
>75%
>>
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>this guys walk up to you and slap your butt, then proceed to compliment you on your ass
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12501045
>>
why is every single one of them so fucking short holy shit
>>
>>170632245
where's 'we broke up before either of us could score'
>>
Probably the angle. It's hard to tell exactly how tall they are without anything worth comparing them to in the background.
>>
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>this guys walks up to your white gf and kills her
what do
>>
how can you know all of them are short

if they all are you have noone to compare them to
>>
>>170632479
kill his cat
>>
>>170632479
*locks cuff around his wrist*
ur my gf now
>>
>>170632290
you realise that's a poster of headphones behind them, not actual headphones.
They're not tiny
>>
>>170632730
>t. Manlet
>>
>>170632730
>>
>>170632843
fuck off, 5′5″ isn't even that short for a 21 year old guy
>>
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>>170632992 (You)
>>
>>170632992
21 year old girl*
>>
>>170632992
>5′5″
That's a tall midget.
>>
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>2017
>life is fragile as fuck
>people still care about height
>not income
>>
>>170633615
>not being part of the 25%
>>
>>170633615
>People still make up obvious bullshit in order to garner sympathy and fake Internet points
I've even seen someone post this on Reddit and claim it as his own story, why do people do this?
>>
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>>170633615
t. manlet
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12501267
http://www.strawpoll.me/12501267
http://www.strawpoll.me/12501267

187 here
>>
>>170634582
>cm
Get that shit outta here.
>>
t. buttblasted amerifat

only your shit country uses imperials
>>
let's get a dick measuring poll while we're at it
>>
>>170634582
181 but i am fat af
>>
>b-blease use imberial sysdem i can'd cound pasd den
haha
>>
>>170634582
179 but i am skinny af
>>
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"imperials" landed on the moon
>>
If you measure your dick in anything but imperial inches then no one is ever gonna suck it. I don't care if you live in Britain, England, the UK, whatever. Its gotta be inches.
>>
"metrics" invented space suits, cinematographs, submarines, telephones, loudspeakers, the internet, glasses, contact lenses etc

rekt
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12501398
>>
>>170635405
NASA uses the metric system
>>
>chart ends with 20cm

no vote then
>>
>>170635825
hi tyrone
>>
>brits act like they are better than imperial
>they measure weight in """""stones"""""
>>
>>170634181
thats a lot of effort for such an specific insult
did your dad ever come back
>>
>>170635907
>doesn't recognize one of the oldest shitpost charts on 4chan

how's your first day
>>
hownew.ru
>>
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https://scrap.tf/raffles/ANQ6N4
>>
>crap.gell.kike
>>
>scrap.tf
>>
>This raffle isn't ready yet
>Crap.tf
You do realize most of this thread are banned from kike.tf, right, newfig?

>>170635978
Seems like we get more and more by the day.
>>
Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Friday :)
>>
i like tall girls

im glad im short. i want a girlfriend taller than me
>>
hope you kill yourself soon
>>
I eat shit
>>
Sick, another opportunity to use a vintage post of mine

>>170636357
No, thank you. I love my life too much to ever wanna commit a selfish and cowardly act like suicide
>>
>>170634582
>cm

get fucked amerifats
>>
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>>170636785
>Puzzle raffle for 1.33 ref cosmetics
Fuck off with that shit.
>>
>>170634582
it's not fair tbqh, at least 80% of tf2gs are underages
>>
don't shoot the messenger okay
>>
guys I think maskettaman might be a german

isn't tf2 too graphic for german vidyagaym laws
>>
>>170636971
well then
http://www.strawpoll.me/12501542
http://www.strawpoll.me/12501542
http://www.strawpoll.me/12501542
>>
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I don't understand.

>>170637109
It says so on his profile.
>>
>>170637276
>>170637276
>>170637276
>>170637276
>>
thread meme count: 9
>>
>>170637212
Scream
>>
>>170632992
>5'5 is acceptable for anyone over 16
Manlet leave reee
>>
>>170605580
I didnt meant o dodge the milk, only first day players will probably miss milk, but someone coated in milk isnt going to be at a disadvantage since 80% of the other scouts fire will miss because no one can aim.
>>
ded
>>
That's because you're in the wrong thread, dummy.
>>
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>>170639923
There'll be Soldiers shooting at you too, broham. Your best bet is; retaliating and trying to take cover from Scout and other stuff thrown at your way.
Of all things Milk and Jarate widely miss if you're standing on a sloped surface.
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