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We don't have an official steam or discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not steam or discord groups, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, March 8th:
1010 – Ferdowsi completes his epic poem Shahnameh.
1658 – Treaty of Roskilde: After a devastating defeat in the Northern Wars (1655–1661), Frederick III, the King of Denmark–Norway is forced to give up nearly half his territory to Sweden to save the rest.
1868 – Sakai incident: Japanese samurai kill 11 French sailors in the port of Sakai, Osaka.


>News
CK2 Monks and Mystics is out. Check the 4chan archive for links.

EU4 - 28/02
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-28th-of-february-2017.1001995/

>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/

# Archive (mods only)
https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow

#Where to get these games
http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume

# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA

>>[HoI4] - Après Moi, Le Déluge
http://www.moddb.com/mods/apres-moi-le-deluge

>>[HoI3] - Flavormod
https://mega.nz/#F!GBByDSgS!9ia87JfAeOQgADjGq9y4hw

>>[CK2] - Anon Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#!PQgxyACD!bpcXXoWI3Pfu_PJ1_sz5D7wKYO2OStEWr_npgpw0B_w

>>[CK2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.6.1 - 27/11/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V10
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

>>[V2]Africa Mod
http://pastebin.com/kyMpRZcQ

Old Thread >>170359985
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>>170461927
based
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>>170461846
what mod
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All CK2 DLCs including M&M
>https://mega.nz/#!LRpGEBhT!_2kCkAF44_TSWNlc-ZmTuduDNqGQMb9bnhJ6SI2_UJk

DLC activators for steam etc.
>https://mega.nz/#!zMYCxRpY!89OIQeQ-pcDBHZK2EsVnHondUZtxf_Aj0nuqpheSmp8
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Now that the dust has settled, is M&M worth a buy or not?
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>>170461156
>>170461276
Mods in bottom right corner, lads.

>>170461325
>>170461419
I only PU France, I'm allied with Castille (who own Aragon through PU), Portugal and Austria. I know it's overkill but you need something to stop coalitions meming on you for taking a single HRE province.

>>170461410
>Are you going to stay catholic like a true englishmen
We follow Protestantism, the thinking man's catholicism.
back to liverpool you scouse twat

>>170461541
I have a lot of church power. God this game is shit..

>>170461574
Aye aye.
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>>170461685
>>170461685
Callousing?
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>>170461927
based and white
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>>170461874
>linking to the wrong previous thread
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>>170462170
Based protestants
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>>170462115
No. 15 dollars is way too much for what is essentially just the Hermetic order and satan memes.
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>>170462081
Nice post stealing
>>170462032
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>>170462170
I only see shit in the bottom right corner.
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>>170462250
I beg to differ
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>I stole R&I on the wrong thread
I will never be happy
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>>170462170
I never got a single disaster from all my time playing EU4, how do you do it?
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correct previous thread:
>>>170404273
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>>170462356
It's literally not the previous thread.
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>>170462170
>not playing with that mod that makes the map actually have a correct map projection
Literally the only good EU4 mod.
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>>170462286
14/88 brother.

>>170462328
Well fuck you, nigger, you're the one who asked the question.

>>170462437
Just fulfill the conditions.
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>>170462460
Yes it is.
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>>170462416

When are you planning on taking Attica?
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k
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>>170462563
>14/88 brother.
What the fuck protestants have to do with hitler?
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>>170462598
>blobbing
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please upload kaisereich for hoi4 to mega.
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>>170462115
Yes, it's a pretty good expansion. The secret societies are pretty fun.
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Has CK2+ Updated yet?
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>>170462731
Sent ;)
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>>170462761
Yes
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based white men
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>>170462559
Then it wouldn't be ironman.
I'm not playing with ironman though..

>>170462634
Protestantism is the most based and white religion there is after paganism.
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>>170462634
Because nazisim is as much an affront as communism to catholicism
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>>170462865
what
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>>170462838
are you just trying to bait chinposter?
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>>170462863
>Protestantism is the most based and white religion there is after paganism.
What this has to do with nazism?
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>>170462708
>blobbing
IZ YOU THIK
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>>170462863
>Then it wouldn't be ironman.
>caring about ironman
Helllooooooooooooooooooooooo reddit
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>>170462817
Link?
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>>170462993
youre a cheating cunt m8 stop using console commands to get PUs
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>>170462993
>not getting things to show the state your autismbuxx's are being put to good use
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Should I play CK2 now or wait for HIP to update?
Is SWMH good yet or it's still a piece of shit?
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>>170463180
>is the best map overhaul mod good yet?
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>>170461927
White.
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Henry VIII took his final breath on the 25th of June, 1512. after having ruled for an incredible 43 years.
Whilst the objectively more talented Richard III takes over it is still a sad day for the people of England as the man everyone from nobles to peasants has finally been laid to rest. Reports of celebrations in France were met with fierce reprisals from Loyalist garrisons there.
>>170462936
It's just a meme lad.
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>>170463073
It's on the archive.
https://mega.nz/#!5gdCFIgS!9_L2qJDZHWVTcphvWZ7gfyK4iF4vlIKFOzIvGgQA23I
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>>170463293
SWMH is pretty bad. The province shapes and what's in or not is random, the names are random and it's not really more historical, they get some shit wrong.
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>>170463078
Now travelling Prussa and Nikomedia, some of the most productive cities in the Empire, He sees something very normal on this side of the Bosphorus. A lot of muslim ghettos. While they're not of huge importance Manuel feels like the Empire would be doing a lot better without a lot of heretics scaring off foreign merchants in our greatest ports. He also notices that many of our cities in Anatolia still have Turkish names, wich is pretty shamefull since most of these cities were part of our Empire long before the Turks even arrived to Anatolia
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>>170463647
oh fuck thanks for link
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>>170463779
nice blob in bloat mod fag
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>>170463647
>>170463885
It wasn't when I asked you cheeky cunt
Thanks m8
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>>170463885
>namefagging
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>>170464026
nope
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>>170463779
Why did Anatolia convert to Islam so quickly but Greece didn't?

Is it the Rape?
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>>170464101
>namefagging
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>>170464140
Because greeks in anatolia saw the light of Allah before.
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>>170463779
Then He sails off to our colonies in the Black Sea. He notices the big amount of traders coming and going through Tanais river. While the region has a lot of potential it is largely ignored by his mother and the imperial bureaucracy. Building ports and infrastructure here could bring a lot of eastern richess to the Empire and solve the financial problem if we had the money to do anything at all.
>>170464140
yeah probably
>>170463886
thanks senpai :3
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>>170464140
Anatolians were genocided and replaced with Arabs.
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>>170464005
Didn't say it was.
Np.
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>>170464247
Then He crosses the Black Sea again to the unremarkable coast of Cappadocia, aquired peacefully and mostly poor and ignored. It will be a while before we can connect these lands to our Empire so it's best to let them do their own thing.
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anyone else sometimes wake up just crying uncontrollably until you start up a gs game as germany and fix the borders through console while you slowly stop sobbing?
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>>170464559
i unununironically woke up screaming this morning
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>>170464498
Finally, He travels to Bulgaria, through the port city of Varna. Though these regions have suffered from war with the Serbs, they are a very productive and developed part of the Empire, even though there's more heretics than in Thrace. There's even a lot of Greek colonies along the Danube. These lands are an example all of our conquered subjects should follow, since the Bulgarians have never caused any significant trouble and they make up a decent part of our economy
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>>170464869
that's not varna, anon
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>>170462585
See: >>170404273
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>>170464869
varna
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Thanks mods.
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BTFO
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>>170465024
That's a steamcord thread though.
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>>170464869
now go genocide poland and germany and create gross holy roman empire (roman)
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>>170465024
That's an illegitimate thread, tho.
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mods = gods
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>>170465383
It's literally not
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>>170463607
fuck the french
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>get absolutely 10/10 game
>genius heir
>25 intrigue
>becomes head of the lucies
>gets RNGed by the most arbitrary event one can conceive - a courtier challenges you to chess and stabs you randomly throughout the game

fuck this game
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>>170465435
Yes it is. Shut your mouth, weebcuck.
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>>170465552
Why would you stay in the game after the first stabbing?
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>>170465518
I prefer the Burgundians.
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based white men the masters of IRL GSS
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>>170465552
>lunatic vassal invites me for carousing
i wish i knew what happens when you accept
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>>170465614
Kill yourself you fucking Redditor
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>>170465764
Sorry, senpai. We rule this place now.
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>>170465729
accept my friend,nothing will happen
hehe...
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MORE ROME
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>>170466123
Are you talking about me senpai? I'm just drinking some tea and waiting for the Empress to die
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>>170466307
How did you get those Black Sea ports?
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Flavormod anon here, would you guys prefer if I took a page out of Kaiserreich's book, and made elections be handled by events?
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>>170466497
I literally have no idea, I just looked up there once and saw those provinces. I even checked the province history but it doesn't look like it got occupied by rebels, and I didn't see any events or anything so... yeah.
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>>170466307

I just want to thank you for posting this

While I love how many events there are for Byzantium, I can't play that mod without my PC dying
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>>170466516

Yes

Does that mean Edward the 8th can remain king in your mod?
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Just bought CK2 on sale, anyone know if the DLC Activator works OK and won't fuck my shit up? I'm already leaning on the side of 'It's OK' but any confirmation is much appreciated.
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>>170466307
While the economy still isn't doing very well, our Empress has done the Burghers some "favors" and given them some control over Rhodes and Kallipolis, hopefully they will keep supporting us and helping us bring wealth to our great Empire
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>>170466928
It won't fuck your shit up.

t.been using it for over a year with EU4 and Ck2
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>>170467235
It is a sad state of affairs for the Mamluks, Cairo and Alexandria have lost thousands of people to war, disease, famine and a variety of rebellions. While our rivals down south are suffering, Northern Italy tells a different story. It is the center of culture and technology of the West, and even though they may have a smaller amount of people and lands, they are definitively wealthier than us. Vastly ahead of us in technology, philosophy, and culture.
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>>170466869
Not yet, as I'm not entirely sure what that would entail. Would that leading to an Axis Britain and A Very British Civil War be too silly? http://www.crafty-games.com/forum/index.php?topic=7216.0
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assassins are fun as fuck to play, best addition to islam
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>>170467628
>8 ▶
> >>170466928 (You)
Thanks, I thought so. I also wanted to know as I want to convince one of my friends to buy CK2, but he's not willing to spend a lot of money either and is not as used to using this sort of thing as I am.
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>>170467740
Pump up the resolution m8 or are you on a laptop?
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>>170467962
shitty screen
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>>170468013
nw thanks for the updates on your Empire anyways while I'm breaking lurk
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>>170467740
The economy, meanwhile, has took a turn for the best, and while slowly, our treasury is growing. Hopefully we will be able to pay our debts soon.
Didn't the bizzies get fucked by debts in the 4th crusade as well?
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I bought every single DLC from CK2. What do i get?
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>>170468439
fug
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La

Plata
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>>170468835
yee

haw
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>>170468835
What mods for Sim City 4 is this using?
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>>170468714
It seems the Wallachians have overextended quite a bit and now They're paying the price
>>170468835
white

and

based
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finally got the ck2 dlc to work, where would people reccomend I start, and what shouold my settings be, ie female rulers, sunset invasion, black death etc etc
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Just took some Bostonian niggers.
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>>170462115

Satan cult is fun to muck about with but it's overpowered as fuck, and doesn't carry many downsides. The few it has don't mean shit compared to all the bonuses.

They really should have made the satanist cult very small, hard to get into, and really severely fuck you if you are found. As it stands it feels like at least 1/3rd of the world is in it. Probably because there are only 3 society options for the abrahamic faiths.

And then pagans are fucked because you only have a satanist equivalent and that's it. Whatever evil god option for said religion. Maybe if you reform pagans they get more options? Someone would have to test that out. Not sure about India either but I never play there.

The benedictine order is boring and is only marginally helpful in specific circumstances, and the hermetic one, whatever the apothecary and alchemist one is, is also strong but doesn't feel as broken. At least it's fun.
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>>170468991
>not helping a fellow orthodox kingdom
what are you gay
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>>170467235
"Favors"
So how much dick did she suck?
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>>170467741

>Would that leading to an Axis Britain and A Very British Civil War be too silly?

I'd say go for it as long as you can keep things grounded and make sure all the other nations react pluasably to it.

Maybe add a bunch of events that show how radical Edward is, where a civil war is adverted if he is more moderate?

Also having stuff like Axis and Soviet intervention into the civil war and with events for America to decide how to react.
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>>170469127
I can barely pay for my own army senpai, we're already paying like 13 ducats of interest, i dont want to take more loans
>>170469180
'bout 8 dicks
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>>170468714
I appreciate you posting your game anon but you have to be among the worst anons I've ever seen at managing your economy. 30% inflation with thousands of debt for years is ludicrous. When I played the Byzzies (yes, in mayo & texas) my inflation never got above 15% and I never had more than 500 in loans. You're going to permanently stunt yourself because you're paying such a ridiculous amount in interest and inflation.
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>>170469404
I got into a really really shitty war like 30 or 40 years ago and my economy hasn't recovered since. But don't worry it's because I was RP'ing i swear
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Did they ever fix how institutions would instantly spread amongst native americans once you bordered them?
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Is there anyone here that doesn't play speed 5 all the time and pause whenever you need to do something?
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>>170462081
I did that but monks and mysticsa isn't coming up
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>>170469548
realism is not a valid argument
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>>170469404
Well he DID he raped sideways by the Venetians, twice.
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Is there anyway to add traits without aging your character in the character creation?
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>>170469548

Oh my god you racist Eurocentrist!

t. Paradoxplaza
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>>170469759
more like t. Paradox Development Studios
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>>170469828

More like t. all of the above mentioned groups to be honest
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can someone post a download link for the ck2+ 4.0.6 update?
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>>170469404
Not sure if the mod is different but he has a fort in almost every province as well
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DUDE
WEED
LMAO
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>>170462081
>All CK2 DLCs including M&M
It's literally not M&M
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>>170469976
only if you admit blacks are hard workers and created the USA from cotton, sugar, tobacco, corn and okra
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>>170469976
sure.
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>>170470017

Nice job anon

did you go with meme pagan or American Orthodoxy?
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>>170470041
samew >>170469676
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blacks are hard workers and great for usa economy that they built
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>>170469759

Are you still going on about that? I saw you post about it on /pol/ too.

Just get over it.
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>>170470017
How do you do that by that year? Jesus fuck what am I missing in this game my colonies get 95 people a year and if I take one province everyone on the planet decides to team up against me. Probably going to uninstall.
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>>170462081
>>170470041
>>170470174
>>170469676

So it wasn't just me?

I was wondering if my dlc activator finally stopped working or something

>>170470260

I'm sorry but you must have confused me with someone else. I think I know who you are talking about and I do completely agree with that anon though
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Looks like the word of god has spread a lot throughout the Middle East
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/553260/

Is this shit good? I always wanted to play a modern time grand strategy game with contemporary political intrigue and spying.
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How to make a performance mod tutorial

https://mega.nz/#!VgwUzBBD!Qm6MkdS27H8SW3aZn1iKdHSYsTlg6-kUKCsJ46cK8G4
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>>170470243
blacks and whites are hard workers and helped build the us economy together despite their differences

dunno about asians desu, they did well on the railroads i'll give them that
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>>170469506
It shouldn't take you that long to recover, though, unless you were completely fucked and kept getting completely fucked, which you haven't been. You have way more forts than you need, you're paying a skill 3 advisor (in the long-term, a quick economic recovery is far more important than falling behind temporarily in tech/ideas), and I have a sneaking suspicion that you've made states out of provinces which actually aren't profitable. Moreover every single expenditure you have is going through the roof because of your inflation, which is just fucking you all the more--11 ducats for a completely unfunded military of 18,000 and 5 ducats for, what, 6 ships on full maintenance? Almost 5 ducats just to keep corruption stable? That's lunacy.

Stop fucking yourself by putting it off and shut your expansion--aside from that you can achieve diplomatically--completely down and fix your state before it collapses. Get that inflation down to 7-8% at most and pay off those loans by any means necessary.
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>>170470578
pirate it if you like it buy it if you don't like it don't buy it
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>>170470578
are you fukkinbg kidding


die in a fire
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>>170470484
>protestant athens
waddafug
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im a need dat ck2+ update! HALP! :3
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I granted my son Somerset, and I can no longer chose who he marries is this normal?
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>>170471210
literally search thepiratebay

>>170471238
go back to your cave, you mouthbreather
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>>170471238
Yes
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>>170470624
I have the lever 3 advisor because my empress is shit and I was getting a lot more corruption because of unbalanced techs or something like that, and I needed to convert the muslims and that was the only inquisitor available, but He's almost dead and there's a level 1 inquisitor so that's going to be great
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>>170471324
thank u kind sir

*tips fedora
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Looks like converting the muslims paid off
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>>170461874
Does anybody have M&T for EU4 1.19? The archive is for 1.18
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>>170471870
And on July 1st, our Minister of the State Inquisition died, Venice annexed Naxos, and Wallachia collapsed, though they seem to be fine.
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>>170470578
Geopolitical Simulator is the way to go. People don't appreciate how authentic those games are, even if they're a little (Majorly) rough around the edges. There's cabinet intrigue and spy networks and other real shit.

I tell you what I fucking love this game, nothing else comes close to letting you be a real head of state, dealing with grounded crisises and economic troubles and such.

My decisiveness in helping Poland in the war against Belarus boosted my popularity massively despite the casualties, making me the darling of NATO, that all went south when I accidently carpet bombed a bunch of refugees in Syria and had public meetings with terrorist organisations, we're not all perfect
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>>170472101
>interest 13.66
Delete your forts. Reduce inflation manually. Just do it.
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>>170472278
I've never found a working torrent for it.
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>>170472454
"no"
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>>170472531
>being a poorfag
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>>170472278
Or if you want something more actioney with more BELIEVABLE WORLDS, there's Storm: Frontline nation. I played an Iceland game where I nuked London and blamed it on the French, then when those two were fighting, I invaded from the north.

Cod Wars expanded.

>>170472531
Really? My experience has been the complete opposite, those devs seem to have early Paradox levels of pirate protection.
>>
Reminder that Paradox are beta faggots who would never make a modern gsg or even a cold war gsg.

So we end up with shitty knockoffs.
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>>170472278
The latest game lets you play as the opposition party in government too, as well as terrorist organisations (Including fictional ones like pro-democracy North Koreans.)

Pretty fun playing as Corbyn and hiring borderline-terrorists to make me prime minister.
>>
>>170472531
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/16066661/Power__amp__Revolution__Geopolitical_Simulator_4
Wow so hard
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>>170472580
One loan down! 8 more to go
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>>170471324
Sorry last time I tried to play, my dlc stopped working before my first character died so I had to start again and just got bored
Any tips for a Wessex LP, going to try to unify England like Alfred would have wanted.
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>>170472689
>beta faggots

nigga my brain is fucked by a mixture of meds, genetic deficiencies and mental illnesses, i got kicked out of college and find it extremely difficult to learn anything

i would make a game but code is like learning another language, and since ive tried to learn French for the past 14 years with no results, i dont think ill get far with coding either
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>>170472278
I never got my head around controlling the armies in this game...It's a lot of fun otherwise!
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>>170472884
And it looks like the merchants are happy about us paying our debts and see that our economy is recovering. Hopefully our next Emperor will manage our economy properly so it doesn't collapse again
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>>170470128
pagans, that dank -10% tech cost and the event for Athena that gives missionary bonus and idea cost reduction is great. Going Hellenic also opens up a lot of other events; worship of the emperor as a god, for example, giving some bonuses, a temple dedicated to he god of war, etc.
>>170470298
I filled out the continent around 1660ish? I ave manufac. a grand temple and top production building in every province, rolling in the dough.


R8 muh economy
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>>170472995
fuggg
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>>170472884
I remember my second English game, third overall where I had that many loans from either the war of the roses or embracing an institution early
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>>170473167
Honestly I don't know what the fuck "Civil Services" are but they're keeping my economy from collapsing pretty much
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>>170472857
Doubt that's the most up to date (and therefore least buggy) version
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EXCLUSIVE picture of the new china dlc in works for CK2.
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>>170473548
Is that the PUK
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>>170461874
What's the best strategy for Sweden in Vicky 2?
I've been right on the heels of Great Power for some time, but I can't quite make it.
My industry is up and running, but the population is such a hurdle. I can't get hardly any military and that's such a huge detriment to national score.
Also, I've been waiting for hussars to start building for like three years. They need luxury clothes and I can't get a single unit of it, what's the deal with that?
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>>170473548
Thanks kind anon
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I'm looking for a hearts of iron game that takes place during the cold war. Anyone got any suggestions?
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>>170473464
Beggars can't be choosers. Do you want a free game or not? If you want it that badly then pay for it so they can continue to update it.
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>>170473661
no. English translation is coming soon™ though.
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>>170473030
Jesus Christ it's almost cheating.
>>170473167
>Happy Merchants
OY
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>>170473167
>(((happy merchants)))
oy vey no more jizya
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>>170473548
Is this Shangri La?
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>>170473380
It's time to fund our army again because the Muslims are getting upity again
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>>170474063
Has your Empress stepped down yet
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>>170474451
Sadly, no
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>>170474491
Why is she such a whore? I bet she didn't get enough cock as a young girl.
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Is there a link with just the dlc files anywhere for M&M and whatever skin dlcs they put out with it?
The one earlier in the thread doesn't have M&M
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2.50 Mercantilism
10 prestige and legitimacy
or -0.03 mercantilism and 90 ducats?
>>170474597
rude!!
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>>170474717
always pick mercantilism
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>>170474937
It's less important now that you can spend mana to upgrade it.
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>>170472580
You're eastern tech group, anon. You're not going to easily catch up regardless, especially because technological advancement in MEIOU is attached not just to development, but also to university construction--construction you can't begin because you don't have the money to.

I've done 2 full games with it and I'm telling you, fixing your economy first is the most critical, and manually reducing your inflation is the way to do it (aside from paying off your loans, obviously). You need to fix your shit so your nation will develop more quickly and you can invest in infrastructure, which is the key to more money and more development. Let yourself fall behind in tech temporarily, it won't hurt you in the long-term as much as a shit economy will.
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>>170474717
Money you dumb fuck so you can repay your goddamn LOANS, you've been assfucked by your loans and the venetians for years at this point
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>>170475004
I will start reducing inflation now that I've teched up but it's still a very small decrease
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>>170473167
>>170474001
>3k loans
>happy merchants event
at last i truly see
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>>170475262
Honestly the wars of 1480 were an inside job, the Venetians just wanted me to take a trillion loans so their jewish friends would give them ancient jewish space technology
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>>170475170
>10.24 fort maintenance
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>>170474710
Seconding this
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im confused by MT. Why do i need to complete centralization before trying to integrate vassals?
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>>170475640
Because vassals as opposed to direct control is basically the height of decentralization, you have nearly-independent mini-states inside of your country.
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>>170474021
Pretty much, there is over hundred million chinese there today
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>>170475170
And on the 10th of August, our Empress died of natural causes. Long live our new Emperor Manuel Brutus Cesar Basileus Anatolikon Palaiologos. A full week of games was scheduled in the great Hippodrome in honor of our glorious ruler!
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>>170475783
i guess it makes sense
is it normal that it takes around 80 years to centralize though? And what if my next king is shit, will i be fucked?
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>>170474710
just download part 3 of the dlc from cs rin ru. its only 140 mb and while it has a few dlcs you already have you can just copy the new ones you don't have.
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can someone please post a download to the newest ck2+?
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>>170475854
>he doesn't have money
>but he drains his entire fucking treasury anyway
...I mean, props for roleplaying.
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>>170475940
Money is temporal, glory is eternal!!
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>>170475921
Yea I did that. Something must have changed with the new dlc since all the other ones are showing up when I use the cream thing but monks and mystics and whatever else aren't.
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>>170476001
Calm down Gaius
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>>170475940
The stab hit you take from succession can be pretty nasty in MEIOU. I tend to go for the middle option but if he's dealing with rebels frequently it may be better to avoid it. Although the possibility of getting indulgent and having his economy completely fucked (all over again) for a whole ruler's reign isn't very bright.
>>
Quick, what are the essential DLC for CKII
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>>170472659
gib a torrent for strom
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>>170472836
>as well as terrorist organisations
Holy fuck why wasn't I told that before? Inshallah I shall download it.
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Playing as a Tribal Berber, aiming to become King of Mauretania and then convert to Merchant Republic.

Which Duchy or Duchies should I keep for my own Demesne and Capital? Obviously something coastal, but I'm not 100% sure on good placement guidelines for Merchant Republics.
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>>170476593
carthage
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can anyone share a ck2+ download cause i am on probation at paradox forums :(
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>>170475170
>2 full tech ups for reducing inflation
I have never taken a loan so I wouldnt understand your pain.
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>>170476675
sended
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Why does rezmar use those memesites that have file limits and other shitty shit and not mega like a sane person?
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>Play as Charlemagne's brother
>Become a satanist
>Turn Charlemagne's mother into a satanist
>Get satan to curse Charlemagne with diarrhea and then cuck him by fucking his wife
>Charlemagne finally declares war on me and I disfigure him
>Satan gives him cancer

ALL HAIL KING KARL 'THE KEK'
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>>170462081
M&M?
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>>170473689
Anyone?
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Is there a way to increase the chance of imprisoning someone after a raid in CK2? I want to kick the king of France and Georgia because their wives are decent but the chance is like 0. Ive kidnapped 1 girl the whole game. I used to have a prison full.
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>>170476914
Might and Magic
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>>170476914
memes and mana
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>>170475854
It is undeniable that our new Emperor has inherited a booming economy, and He feels confident enough to, again, try to take back Macedonia. He is already middle aged, so He feels that if He waits longer, He will not be able to earn the glory that He truly deserves.
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>>170476625
Maybe eventually, but something within de jure Mauretania for now, please.
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>>170470319
Yep unless monks and mystics is the 72nd dlc and it just hasn't activated
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>>170476902
cuck mask
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>>170477135
PAY DENBTS
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>>170477287
Muh Glory, muh triumphs, muh trillion names
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>>170477287
nice meme
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>>170475170
>base cost 40
>only 40
what?
What kind of pussy mod are you playing?
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Oy vey goy! Don't fix your economy!! Keep paying debts heheh
*hand rubbing intensifies*
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>>170477738
>Emperor takes massive loans from the Jews and uses over 15% of total government income for interest payments
>Few republican supporters point this out
>Oy vey the goys are on to me
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>>170477738
Wish Me luck senpaitachi
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>>170477913
Hes talking about those sea jews. The reason he's in debt in the first place.
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>>170477932
TAKE DAT CLAY
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>>170476756
u sent it to me? how do i receive it? im new here
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>>170477932
Wallachia collapseed not a few years ago didn't it? Are you trying to fuck your friends over?
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>>170478291
yeah it's in your reddit inbox if you can't see it let me know
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>>170477932
Jesus christ Yes, what a great Emperor
200 military power, 10% morale and -10% mil tech cost
200 diplo power, 10% ship morale and -10% dip tech cost
Or half of both?
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>>170477738
They're not wrong
>income less than 80
>spend 12 on INTEREST, not even counting the 2k+ of loans
I mean shit if there was ever a failed economy
Your national debt is literally three times your annual income. Not even annual gain, just annual income, and 15% of that income goes right into keeping those loans alive.
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>>170478393
oh nice i did get it, ur explicit...?

thanks
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>>170478501
Military, you need muh morale for your current war to finish it quick and simple.
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>>170478554
Blame the sea jews
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FUCKING REEEEEEEEEE

Why is everything but the new dlc showing up? I have the files for it. I have the creamapi thing. Literally every other piece of dlc other than the newest ones are in there even though I own none of them. I just want to play as meme cult for an hour then not play it again for another year.
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Jesus jesus jesus jesus noooo can i savescum /gsg/ i dont want to be ruled by vampires
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Hi, question for eu4 here

i just got a shitty ruler (2 1 1) and I'm thinking of generalizing him so he could die. Problem is my heir is currently 3 yrs old although my consort is 4 1 1. What age of my heir would be the best time to generalize my ruler?

Also, I vassalized an OPM and i got him pretty much like me 190+ and about 7% to break away. How should i annex him? Also, would the emperor ask that OPM to be returned once i annex him?

Thanks
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>>170479163
savescum
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>>170479163
romanians are true romans so your claim to being roman became stronger with romanian dynasty
>>
I don't get CK2. I get to a certain point where I have claims and need to go to war so I declare war. But my enemy has more troops and I couldn't gauge that beforehand (could I?) so I try to hire mercs but I'm out of money so I lose. Repeat. Guy dies. Repeat. This gets boring after like 3 generations, no? I had a lot of fun last night for about 3 hours. Then my character dies and I lose land and I repeat.
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>>170479163
let the pretender win if it's a greek dynasty
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>>170479396
>t. shitter
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>>170479457
there isn't any actual pretender, it's just extra unrest
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>>170479246
You'll be in a regency until your kid is 16.
You annex vassals through the diplomacy screen. It takes diplomatic power based off their development and goes at a rate equal to your diplomatic reputation.
You can and probably should annex your vassal whenever you can.
If it's in the HRE you will get a massive opinion mallus with everyone else in there because reasons.
I don't know about the emperor since it's your core automatically.
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>>170479496
cheat and make a pretender revolt appear in Thraki

a new Greek dynasty will be nice
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>>170479379
>>170479457
>>170479567
fuck it i savescummed already, I have been waiting for this Emperor for like 4 hours, since this game is so fucking slow
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>>170479539
thanks. so he'll be in regency while the consort rules, would that create a succession war or something?
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>>170479163
Draculesti are based. Keep 'em.
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>>170477932
>I'M HEAVILY IN DEBT AND NEED TO FIX THE ECONOMY
>ANOTHER WAR SHOULD DO THE TRICK
I spent way too long on this
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>>170479738
shittiest meme award, 2017

holy fuck kill yourself
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>>170476593
Marrakech, 6 counties, 5 of them costal. The best duchy in Mauretania. It's easy to check em on http://www.ckiiwiki.com/Duchies

Put your capital on the county with most empty space. Massat I guess.
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>>170479737
fuck off vampire
>>170479738
based
I swear, the economy is doing pretty well, taking Macedonia will SURELY make us rich
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>>170479704
No unless he dies or has super shit legitimacy.
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>>170479738
>Indonesia
wut
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>>170479163
Kek what the fuck happened?
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>>170479816
Hmmmm... yes blame the catholics
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>>170479627
>savescums

>>170479738
>Makes fucking awful memes

>refuses to accept player input (Mehmet)

>>>reddit
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>>170480029
I don't know, He just dropped dead in one of our provinces
>>170480059
Come on senpai, he was like 40, blame EU4 for not simulating royal families properly
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>>170480059
t. butthurt Americlap
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>>170480059
I TOLD HIM TO SAVESCUM BEFORE ANY OF YOU FUCK OFF DON'T BE SO SLOW NEXT TIME YOU PIECE OF SHIT RETARD

I'M IN CHARGE OF STORIES
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>>170480059
But anon I'm not the guy who's playing, I'm just an autist that though that was funny.

NOW HAVE A REALLY TERRIBLE ONE!
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>>170480192
This honestly, I usually do what the first reply says
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>>170480039
>>170480059
>Makes fucking awful memes

Sorry, I actually take that one back since this guy made it >>170480228 but still, why ask for player input if you're just going to ignore it?
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>>170480385
Because R*manians are disgusting and a 40yo guy not having a son or wife is pretty stupid
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>>170480483
I just console in a kid once they hit 30. Unless theyre infertile in which case its 45.
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>>170480531
>literally cheats
>hurr y u no listen to player input
Fuck off
also the first guy told him to savesum
>>
do i have to make an account to get the torrent from that russkie site?
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>>170480624
ye
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>>170480618
t.he first guy
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>>170480618
This is why I like /pol/ they have nie markers so you dont hae to guess who. I havent talked this whole conversation line and yea I use the console for shit things. If I dont know how to mod it in I use the console. I would give everyone a 100% fertility bonus but I dont know how other then put it in the ideas and that would take forever.
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>>170480483
>Because R*manians are disgusting
Now you really need to fuck off

>>170480618
Not even me, savescumming is for h*ngarians
>>
Should I even buy CK2 DLC now that it's on sale? There's so much DLC and it amounts to $166, what the fuck?
>>
>>170480685
shiet I don't want to get on no watch list, gonna ditch the monks and hitler dlc for now
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I'm playing Darkest Hour for the first time, as Italy. Please rate my battleplan and offer me suggestions.

The Goal:
>Conquer the entire East Mediterranean, at least as far West as the Alps and Tunisia.
>[I'm trying to be modest and realistic with my goals here]

The Plan:
>Join the Axis with Germany and anyone else who feels like joining
>Build up a force in Eastern Libya of infantry and motorized infantry to push into Egypt
>Put a small skeleton crew in Ethiopia to establish a Southern line to hold against Britain and South Africa, maybe my two cavalry divisions up north to capture a lot of territory and speed up the conquest of Egypt while avoiding combat as much as possible
>Build up two cores of three marine divisions. One of them to invade Egypt and quickly take Suez, the other to land in the Levant and take that
>As soon as the war begins I spring the trap, land my marines in Suez (to close the canal) and start a three pronged attack to take Egypt. The Army of Egypt will eventually push into the Levant and take that from the French and British
>Leave Europe to Germany, they can handle it without my help (and maybe I'll get Corsica through an event or something? That's what happens in HoI III and I think HoI IV too)
>Use a combination of paratroopers and marines to quickly take the VPs in Greece, Bulgaria, Turkey and Yugoslavia to cement my control of the East Mediterranean lands
>[After this point everything is optional, if it's possible I'll peace out with my gainz and leave Germany to their fate]
>Using Thrace and Anatolia as my base of operations, and Romania as a neutral barrier, I will support the German invasion of the Soviet Union by launching naval invasions on the Crimea and the Caucasus (denying the Russians oil is an extra benefit)
>This will only leave Britain and America, I don't have a plan for them just yet.
1/2
>>
>Dogskin decided to declare coalition war against me
This is cute as fuck.
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Name my heir
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>>170480938
The biggest problem I see with my plan is that it's so navally dependent: to win the war I must control the Mediterranean at all costs. While I predict taking Suez won't be too difficult (and I can close off the Black Sea with the Hellespont), Gibraltar will be an incredibly though nut to crack. If I'm not mistaken I can't even invade it navally. I must somehow get my troops into Cadiz and invade from land with an overwhelming majority. While closing off all access points to the Mediterranean at all costs is incredibly important to my strategy, I doubt I can commit the neccessary troops to take Gibraltar (or gain access to Spanish territory without a long and costly war of conquest for that matter). My plan will be at risk if the Allies keep sinking my ships (I haven't built up my starting navy, I've been committing myself to industry and getting the neccessary troops in place). So how should I deal with Gibraltar and the British Navy?

Also, what infantry doctrine should I go for? Tanks will be close to useless to me until the invasion of the USSR so mobile warfare isn't of much use to me. That leaves defensive, light infantry, superior firepower and mass warfare. Which of these best suits the grand strategy I've described so far?

Thank you very much for your help in advance!

2/2
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>>170481036
Never pay debnts
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>>170481036
Mehmed
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>>170481036
Happy Nigger.
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>>170481036
Giorgio Barbossa
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>>170481036
José Antonio
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>>170481135
>>170481159
>>170481165
>>170481168
>>170481180
senpaitachi pls
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>>170481036
Enrico Dandalo
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>>170480856
Make a throwaway email you dumb cunt
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>>170481036
Zack Snyder
>>
>>170481036
Ioannis Metaxas
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>>170481251
The CIA wiretaps your TV do you really think that will solve anything?
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>>170481036
Rezmir's Boytoy
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>>170481336
>CIA wiretapping a CRT television

???
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>>170481225
...well, if you want a serious name: Ioannis, Theodoros, Kyrillos...
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>>170481351
>rezmir
>rezmar
Rezmar is a girl confirmed
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jesus christ Spain, how is this even possible?
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>>170481036
Miggerlicious
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>>170481036
Ceasar Basiseus Brutus Von Hapsburg de Jeau et Hidalgo
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>>170481413
If its old then you know for sure, they put bugs directly into the manufacturing back then.
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>>170481470
dang that puts >>170481036 to shame
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>>170481135
>>170481159
>>170481165
>>170481168
>>170481180
>>170481234
>>170481253
>>170481294
>>170481351
>>170481454
>>170481473
>>170481495
How about this for a long name? it sounds "realistic" enough
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>>170481598
>L*tin name

the only correct name is

Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
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>>170481598
call him moshe
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>>170481598
Greekify the name, at least while you don't own Italy.
>>
>>170479821
thanks.

Another question.

I've been allying with the stronger AI nations like Poland, Hungary, Austria and Denmark. I do treat them like shit like not giving them land and not joing their wars (tbf i was to declare a war of my own a couple of months later) so their opinion on me is really bad. how long would i be able to ally up with them again?
>>
Do you need DLC activator if you don't use a steam version?
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>>170480938
>>170481119
Pls respond.
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>>170481598
Lucius Aelius Aurelius Commodus Augustus Herculeu Romanus Exsuperatorius Amazonius, Invictus Felix Pius
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>>170481672
what the fuck

>>170481598
No, call him Rezmir's boytoy. This way your next Emperor after him will be 1/4 dragon and have 5/5/5
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>>170481807
Yes.
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>>170481598
Gaios Ioannis Magnos.

(Don't include Aurelius... it's the Roman equivalent of Kevin.)
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>>170481760
Until the trust goes back up.
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>>170481672
>>170481693
>>170481751
>>170481827
>>170481839
>>170481918
...?
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>>170482006
Far better now.
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>>170480820
Bumped
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>>170482006
Nigger burn some msword magic to supress rebels before they explode on your ass
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>>170480820
Pirate it.
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>>170482006
Just call him Kevin.
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>>170480938
>>170481119
As it were, why do you need to control the Med? Wouldn't it be quite the same as long as you control the Black Sea pass?
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I finished the southern expansion focus as Japan, but I didn't get a wargoal against UK nor Netherlands. I did get the non-aggression pact with SU though

Is it bugged or am I being retarded
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>>170480820
Buy the base version and download the DLC.
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>>170482006
Schlomo Ezra Goldbergos
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>>170482248
There you go
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>>170482337
Noice.
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>>170482337
Based.
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Do the missions you can pick in eu4 ever change? currently all missons I can choose as Castile I really don't want to do, will they eventually change to something more to do with colonising the new world? or do I have to pick a mission for the list to change?
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>>170482434
dumb anime poster
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>>170482434
no
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>>170482434
yes
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>>170482474
>Deus vult meme
>Anime
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>>170481809
All DH Italy games are quite similar. Taking suez, egypt and the levant/middle east is pretty easy no matter what you do. Then you will get bogged down in Africa as the allies start to ramp up their presence. With every province so far away and allies having 10+ divisions in each, its gonna be a real slog. Just pray the Germans can beat the Soviets.
It is stupid NOT to take mobility focus as it is the strongest doctrine no matter your troop composition until atleast 1943, then the other ones catch up.
2x3 marines sounds kinda expensive, i'd go with one and take malta, then head to suez. If you ever have the IC, naval bombers are a must, they can deal with any fleet. And make sure you have a good amount of troops in Italian East Africa.
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>>170482434
They change if
1. You pick and complete them
2. They no longer apply (finish the reconquista except you finished it)
3. Their conditions don't exist anymore (marry Aragon but it's been annexed by France)
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He died AGAIN the absolute madman! jesus christ I should have murdered my old queen, now i'm stuck with a fucking regency. Amazing
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>>170482698
Fookin' lel
I feel kind of bad for this young queentbh
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>>170482698
based
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>>170482258
Marines are an integral part of my plan. At the start of the war I may have the initiative on my side, but my two marine corps' will end up being split between Egypt and the Levant. I still need them to take Cyprus and Greece (VPs on Crete and Athens, both at sea). Unless I just use paratroopers for all Balkan targets and Turkey.

In that case, I will probably still need garissons (with police attachments) to at the very least protect the beaches in Egypt and the Levant. Can I strategically redeploy them across the Hellespont or not? If so, then maybe you're right and I only need to keep my navy safe for action in the Black Sea.

>>170482567
>Then you will get bogged down in Africa as the allies start to ramp up their presence.
That was why it was my plan to find a point in east Africa I can easily defend. I found a point just south of Ethiopia where I only have to guard three provinces and my flanks are covered by neutral Vichy France (unless that part joins the Free French? Then I'll need to find a new line of defense) so I can just keep them there and forget about Africa.

>It is stupid NOT to take mobility focus as it is the strongest doctrine no matter your troop composition until atleast 1943, then the other ones catch up.
So even though my plan doesn't involve tanks until 1942 at earliest, I'm best off going for mobility anyway?

>2x3 marines sounds kinda expensive
Maybe you're right. One Marine corps is probably best then, and I'll put the rest of my IC into naval bombers, one paratrooper corps and preparations for the fight against Russia.

Thanks for the advice.
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>>170482698
Eh your Queen has decent stats, especially for your superbly shit economy
Also fuck mate SUPRESS REBELS
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>>170482698
Kevin is bound for greatness desu.
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>>170482698
REPAY DEBTS
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Is it interresting to export your save from CK II to EU4?
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>>170481598
>Gay John Ellis the Great
Sounds about right
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>>170482698
Manuel didn't find his glory in the end
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>>170483618
Indeed, but our new Empress finally accomplished what Manuel Brutus Basileus Anatolikon couldn't do
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>>170483751
You mean his waifu
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>>170483875
Yes our new Empress is indeed, His waifu.
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>>170483751
Congrats! Rather than fixing your economy you engaged in a costly war to gain """""control""""" of territory that you won't even be able to milk 10 ducats a month out of all together, because you're so broke you have no infrastructural improvements and FUCKING MOUNTAINS divide it from your capital!

Jesus Christ Paco, I like seeing playthroughs on here but your fucking playstyle is giving me apoplexy.
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if i try to play generally passive in EU IV as brandenburg am I going to get fucked?

I haven't played in a long time and everything has changed.
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>>170484243
>Paco
who
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>>170484243
Blame Manuel
>muh triumphs
>muh ten thousand glories
>muh trillion titles
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>>170483751
And now that We have control of Ulpica Serdica, once a prosperous city, we can appoint a new patriarch there. Hopefully the city will grow and go back to it's former glory
>>170484243
The Economy does NOT matter when trying to restore the GLORY of Rome, sadly our Great Emperor Manuel Brutus Basileus Anatolikon et Macedonikon Magnus the Conqueror, died valiantly fighting 100s of Slavs
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>>170477601
if you read you would see it also only reduces inflation by 1.00

also, inflation goes up for all nations in memeing you with taxes
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tell me straight up, am I going to be able to peacefully vassalize this guy?
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>>170481672
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>>170484243
>play as proto-Greece, disregard economy
I see nothing wrong in some roleplay.
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>Monks and Mystics broke Direct Vassal mapmode
>It was a known bug before release but Paradox pushed it through regardless
I have no pic to adequately describe my disgust with the Eternal Swede
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>>170484520
>The Economy does NOT matter
That's what the Chinese, Romans, and Germans thought...
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>>170484520
With the Legions back in Constantinople, We can celebrate yet another triumph awarded posthumously to our former Emperor Manuel Brutus Basileus Anatolikon et Macedonikon Magnus, and 4 days of games and feasts for the peasants.
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>>170484850
>CHEATING YOURSELF FURTHER INTO THE HOLE
fucking WEW laddo
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Hi,

just like to ask an opinion on my playthrough. No screenshot since i'm at work right now.

So I'm playing brandenburg and already have a couple of HREs like Mandenburg, Pomerania and another OPM that i can't remember right now. so my strategy is war on HRE, then turn around and war Teutons, rinse and repeat. I've already have taken Teutons but I really don't want the Livonia land. My problem right now is i'm far too stretched, I'm bordering Denmark Sweden in the north (which doesn't like since I didn't give them any land in the last war but not that much), in the east Lithuania and Livonia (Livonia hates me of course since they were allied with Teutons) Poland in the Southeast.
Bohemia in the south (which fucking hates me) and the HREs OPM in the West (which hates me as well)

I really want to crush Bohemia but they're allied with Austria and it'll be a messy war. So i just want to ask which way should i expand next? Once i get home I'll take a screenshot but my land looks like one long brown shit now lol, I'm spread too thin
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>>170484916
It's just 150 gold
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>>170484937
Then wait until you get home, because this isn't clear at all
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Whenever I try to run MEIOU and Taxes 1.26 on EU4 1.18.1 I get a crash to desktop when it starts loading flags. Any ideas why this is?
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>>170484961
Also known as half a loan and 10-12 months worth of net income
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hmmm
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>>170485016
Practically nothing
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>>170485010
Empty flag cache and try again
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>>170484535
Not unless you can get that reputation into the 40-50 range
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>>170485016
>trying to convince a greek to not go into dent
like convincing a dog not to bark tbqhwy
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>>170485080
Where is that located?
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>>170485074
>he says while 8 loans in the hole
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>>170485036
woah
so this...........
is the power of judiac satanism........
woah...
thanks Johan
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>>170484243
stop trying to powergame you imbecile

roleplay is better
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>>170485161
~/Documents/Paradox\ Interactive/Europa\ Universalis\ IV/
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>>170484850
Hmmmm... well the Sulphur and Iron mines will surely make this invasion worth it?
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>>170485143
any tips on how to do that?
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>>170485283
...why are those not already cores?
Also holy fucking shit it's been 200 years and you haven't even recovered anatolia what the FUCK
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>>170485346
good things take time anon
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>>170485328
From ideas, advisers, events, Emperor, Pope, ect.
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>>170485414
Lad I have united the entire Sinosphere plus Mongolia and Manchuria as QIN faster than this.
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>>170485269
I'm assuming gfx/flags after that? I deleted all of that and I'm still getting ctd at processing flags
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>>170485485
Yeah try that
If not you might need to try re-downloading or re-extracting.
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>>170472278
I will back this nigga up, I got the second game. Geopolitical Simulator 2 is actually the best one, taking cities now doesnt just mean having armies stand in them. Keep in mind there is a fucking AUTISTIC learning curve involve and god damn its hard as hell.

But overall, I would actually recommend it, everything has actual consequences and you have to change governments in actual secret ways (What I did as the USA was I kept my Secret Service up, constantly taking down terrorists and increasing national security to the point where I was at the same time, bribing and passed a bill that basically made me president for life.)

Seriously, someone find out how to actually play this game gud. I'm terrible at it.
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>>170428078 After I DW'd portugal they took it from them right after
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>>170485530
This mod is absolute trash. No matter where I download it from or where I download the game from it never works.

Absolute

Fucking

Trash
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>>170485876
your computer sucks lol

get fucked
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Why cant the consort be 3 years only when youre playing as a jew? I mean its in the Torah.
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>>170485796
Also forgot, another time I won the election as Trump and then banned the Democratic Party, making the USA a groious one party state
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>>170486004
My computer's top fucking notch, I've never had any problems playing literally any other kind of game. This mod is just poorly made shit for a poorly made game.
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>>170485876
I cant run the new version either, Im waiting for 2.0 to come out to update it.
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>>170486142
>My computer's top fucking notch
Specs?
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>>170486148
When's it supposed to come out?
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>>170486281
Soon.
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>>170486234
TAP FACKIN NATCH
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>>170486406
pentiumbabby with integraed grafix detected
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>>170486281
Its been soon forever, who knows. Im not sure if it will run faster or not because the current one has a problem with the routing making it slow because of stuff. Literally how it was explained to me. This one they did work around to make it faster supposedly.

Doesnt matter 2.0 looks amazing
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>>170461927
based
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So I have a strong claim for an area of land next to me, but can't for the life of me work out how to declare war? CKII btw.
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>>170486478
TOOP FOOKIN NETCH
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>>170485283
amazing
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>>170486478
core i7 akshully
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>>170486573
t. Old Man Henderson
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>>170461927
W&B.
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>>170486592
TERP FERKING NERCH
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>>170486582
>it's the jews AGAIN
This game is fucking memetastic
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>>170486665
TOYP FOYKIN NOYCH
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>>170486734
We get it, dude, you watch anime.
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>paradox plaza no longer uses cdkeys to get access to the mod forum
>now you have to link you're steam account
you can fuck right off johan you fat fucking kike I will stick to begging on /gsg/ like a sane person
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>>170486820
>>>/r/paradoxplaza
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>>170486513
I haven't been able to play the mod even once because this shit just won't run for me, so I have no idea about the speed problems. I'll have to look into 2.0 though.

>>170486665
It's top fucking notch, I'll outprocess your cringe you little bitch
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>>170486829
What the fuck?
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>>170485205
I prefer roleplay but in the context of his game he shouldn't have been going to war anyway. Trans-Macedonia is a poor territory far from central control and he's got mountains of debt, there should've been no offensive war regardless. Claiming it's because the Emperor is a warmonger is a thin excuse--attacking a weaker power, or using war to extract pecuniary payments would've made more sense, not retard annexation of a strong power's poor lands.
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now I cringed HARD lads
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>>170486932
I only browse /r/crusaderkings.
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>>170487064
TIYP FIKIN NITCH
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>>170487074
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Oh shit, what do I do?
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>>170487219
Monarchy if you're a comfy roleplay pro or republic if you're a gamey faggot who wants to be yet another mongrel nation.
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Could anyone tell me what this error is? I'm sorry, I have no idea, and I can't unpause without resolving this event, whatever it is.

Any help would be appreciated, it keeps happening in every scenario I play.
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>>170487603
A
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>>170487603
Your localization is fucked
Also stop using the HORRIBLE looking anime portraits.
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>>170487603
A
>>
How come /r/paradoxplaza are all communist faggots but if you even suggest parajews are kiking the DLC and that you should pirate they shit on you?
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>>170487652
>Your localization is fucked

I promise I'll stop using them if you can elaborate on my problem and tell me a possible fix.

Please, I'm really desperate here. Thanks anon.
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>>170487861
A
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>>170486582
based
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>>170487821
>commies
>critical thinking
lolnah
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>>170487861
Save an uncompressed game and look at the bottom where events are shown. Not him do what you want with the pictures.
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>>170487861
I just told you, your localization is fucked. First turn off HIP and your other mods and see if the problem persists. If it's still there, redownload the game. If it isn't, redownload HIP.
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>>170487603
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>>170487987
>>>/r/paradoxplaza
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>>170487987
I chuckled.
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>>170487929
Honestly this is pretty nice
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>>170488168
See
>>170488134
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>>170488356
I already told you >>170487074
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>>170488321
And just like that We gained 3 provinces withouth even having to fight
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>>170488443
Once again >>170487131
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>>170488451
And You are stil in massive debt.
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>>170488451
hmm
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>>170488657
P O N T O S
O
N
T
U
S
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>>170488134
>>170488356
>>170488443
>>170488516
we get it dude you go on 4chan
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>>170476262
>Storm
You can get key of G2a for 1$.
Its unlisted on Steam but download still works.
>>
Why was africamodlad such a shit?
>make mod we're all intrested in and that simultaneously anally obliterates both steamcordplaza and lefty/pol/
>post exactly thrice and then fuck off
You were the chosen one, laddo...
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>>170488717
This was the best meme of pre-warhammer /twg/
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>>170488738
>everyone I don't like is the same person
>>>/r/eddit
>>
Is HPM around? I need some modding help.
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>>170489213
Sure thing kiddo whatchu need
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>>170489116
>those tabs
We get it, dude, you go on 4chan.
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>>170489116
You mean I hate more then 1 person?
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>>170489072
Warhammer is shit though
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>>170488657
to be honest
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>>170489321
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>>170489321
I wasn't saying otherwise.
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>>170489431
No, fantasyfags were just cancerous in general. I don't mind WH being a thing. I mind WHfags being /b/ tier, although that's expected since WH / 40k necessitated a fucking containment board back in the day
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>>170489425
You dont need to tech up right now, what the fuck are you doing. Youre 400 away from that point Stap.
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>>170489605
>Implying I disagree
I need to justify having that pic saved and I never get to post it.
>>
Why has my son and heir suddenly got a Scandinavian name and Blonde hair?

I'm an Irish duke btw.
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>>170489653
The trade power is nice, and We're making like 33 ducats now, though corruption is going up
>>
>pops eat cement
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>>170489729
Oh, Anon...
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>>170489739
No, you own almost everything, you wont get much off it. Youll get what, maybe 3-4% more of the trade for almost 300 gold? Dont do it.
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I like playing CK2 so I can pick which women to have sex with based on looks and ability and there's nothing they can do about it, EU4 so I can conquer uncivilised people and genocide them off the face of the Earth as white countries, Victoria 2 so I can do the same, but through unapologetic genocide rather than """conversion""" and HoI3 so I can make National Socialism the prevailing ideology in the world. I also play modern day mods so I can resist LGBT """rights""" and immigration and keep my country white, traditionalist, and proud whilst everyone else allows themselves to be conquered through Jewish subversion.
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>>170489729
>Why has my son and heir suddenly got a Scandinavian name and Blonde hair?
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>>170489854
based
>>
>>170489778

Did my wife get NORDED?
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>>170489854
post more chink / nip tits
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>>170489854
Pathetic.
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>>170489729
Get Nord'd
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>>170489992
She's been watching too much ARYANED.com I'm sorry Anon.

Just act natural ok In some way it's your son too
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>>170489605
>necessitated a fucking containment board back in the day
aka the nicest board on the site
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>>170489854
>keep my country white
>posts asian girl

ok anon
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>>170490310
Maybe before Nazimod. Well it got better for a bit, went to shit again, and is slightly on the uptick lately, I guess.

>>170489854
...but you're posting Asians.
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>>170490310
Smegmarites are still cancerous memelords
>le heresy XD
>le BLAM'D
>le EMPEROR OF MANKIND XDDD
>>
>>170490401
>>170490441
Honorary.
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>>170489992
THORED, SNOWED, AXED
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>>170490521
You're just horny anon.
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>>170490247
>>170489778
>>170489940

I don't want him as my heir, how do I get rid of him? Imprison?
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>>170490634
They have slightyl higher IQs than whites, the only reason they're not the masterrace is because they are less muscular.

Muscularity isn't a trait desirable in female mates so Japanese women are perfect fucktoys. In my utopia Japan would become something of a farm for them, all Japanese men would be killed but women would be trained to become sex slaves to whites.
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>>170490441
>Maybe before Nazimod. Well it got better for a bit, went to shit again, and is slightly on the uptick lately, I guess.

yeah it's still kinda shit, but it has been the nicest.
People can be too full of themselves, and are easily baited.

I think both the rip pratchett thread and the rip spock threads were a mess because some guy baited a bit, amusing to see some of them cry about how other boards were more respectful, like it was a competition to praise pratchett.
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>>170489854
Is this just some worthless gravure shit or an actual JAV?
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>>170490804
>In my utopia Japan would become something of a farm for them, all Japanese men would be killed but women would be trained to become sex slaves to whites.
epic

>They have slightyl higher IQs than whites, the only reason they're not the masterrace is because they are less muscular.
You could argue they still are the masterrace even today. They have better average income than white people in basically every country of worth.
but yeah I agree, asian girls are cute as fuck
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>>170490701
Sure you can plot to kill him? Give him a church so he's out of sucession? Find out about the cuckoldry and make him a bastard?

In the meantime i suggest you get on breeding so you have some real heirs ready
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>>170490804
>Muscularity isn't a trait desirable in female mates
low test

you wouldn't survive being bedded by a woman in my utopia
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>>170490804
>In my utopia Japan would become something of a farm for them, all Japanese men would be killed but women would be trained to become sex slaves to whites.
t. horny teenager
>>
somebody host V2 mp or something for fucks sake
we havent had it in weeks
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>>170491061
Someone should really host CK2 MP with the new DLC, honestly speaking.
>>
>sign up to the russkie site
>17 different downloads of 100 mb files
>10 kb/s
wtf is this scam shit
>>
>>170491225
Welcome to the wonders of zippyshare
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>>170490961

I have a lot of other children so heirs aren't a problem.

I just don't know why he suddenly became Nordic.

How do I find out about cuckoldry?
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Well, the order feature is ok, albeit a tad repetitive.

>Got the request to build a church thrice in a row
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>>170489729
What is his culture?
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>>170491793
Malian?
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>>170491401
>too physically inferior
Hasn't stopped them from having like 20k higher household income than white people in the states and similar percentage margins worldwide, without the benefits of affirmtive action.

>genetically poor eyesight
...no?

>muscularly weak
Not to the point of it mattering, honestly. And they tend to be more in-shape than white people. Did you know that to even graduate from university here, you need to be able to run 2.5k or in 12 minutes among other stuff? That's not really hard, but considering the number of fucking lardballs in the west...

>taught how to war
The Japanese were behind the Chinese and by extension Koreans / Steppefags until the 1500 or later, which is also when Europeans stopped being shit at everything and pulled ahead due to a variety of factors.

I don't do masterrace stuff, I just judge on how hot people of various races tend to look. White people and Asians are up there, niggers are not, that's a pretty good reason in my book.
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>>170491334
No idea i know you can tho

Must have something to do with Intrigue and your spymaster looking for intrigues at your capital
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>>170491864

I ended up losing my county to a huge swarm of rebels.

Was quite a fun first ever playthrough though.
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>Vanished without a trace
That's the same text as when I remove a character via a secret society so I assume someone is targeting me, but that's all it shows in observer mode as well. Why are so many people vanishing? even with devlog and observer they just "die" and it gives me no indication as to what caused it. Anyone else having this issue?
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>>170492157
I believe the game is purging them as 'unneeded courtiers', if you look up the history of random courtiers they sometimes vanish without a trace.
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>>170492292
I would believe that but it happens to my player char as well as my heirs.
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>>170492536
a-ayy
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My son was a devil spawn. He became the High Priest of Lucifer's Own as soon as he became an adult. I gave him some land for fun, so he's a count now. He sent me on a mission to 'bewitch Count Donnolo'... who is himself
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>>170491863
>Hasn't stopped them from having like 20k higher household income than white people in the states and similar percentage margins worldwide, without the benefits of affirmtive action.
That has nothing to do with strength though. Our current society is a quasi-Jewish one, meaning the non physical jobs are the highest oaying, as Jews too refuse to do any work, apart from that one time they were made to in the '30s that we never stop hearing about.

>...no?
They do, more Japanese wear glasses than any other race, except perhaps Jews, but data on them is foggy as there are so few of them.

>Not to the point of it mattering, honestly.
It doesn't matter in societies not based on labour, but if it did they'd fail badly.

>And they tend to be more in-shape than white people.
Their society hasn't been subverted. In Japan they eat sushi, in thr west we eat mcdonalds, we used to eat healthy food but Judeo-capitalism stopped that.

>The Japanese were behind the Chinese and by extension Koreans / Steppefags until the 1500 or later, which is also when Europeans stopped being shit at everything and pulled ahead due to a variety of factors.
They didn't even try to expand. Europe crossed the atlantic ocean to expand, and the icy hell that is Siberia, where as Japan got BTFO by Korea and stayed on their island for centuries.

>I don't do masterrace stuff, I just judge on how hot people of various races tend to look. White people and Asians are up there, niggers are not, that's a pretty good reason in my book.
This is semantics, of course, compared to blacks, semites or South asians both whites and Japanese are like Gods.
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Does CK2+ remove the Dominicans?
For what purpose?
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>>170492589
Guess I'll see if someone who has access to the bug report forum can check if it's an issue
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>>170492740
They're stupid and useless. Also, what is ck2+?
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What the fuck is going on with CK II character portraits
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Are there any gsg games out there similar to crusader kings in play style but set in the Roman world?
I want to be able to take Rome to the center stage by forming alliances and what not with individual cities.
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>>170493207
EU:Rome
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>>170492669
>That has nothing to do with strength though
Maybe because strength doesn't matter that much for the most part when we're talking about the actually high class jobs? Kings didn't need to be strong either. Strategists and engineers don't fight the wars or build the bridges, but we remember them instead of the nameless multitudes heaving with muscle. Even generals are people who have both muscle AND (presumably) charisma and brainpower, people with the ability to command and lead others instead of simply charging ahead to make a difference on his own. Even Hercules tended to solve his problems with clever answers in combination with brute force.

>quasi-jewish
>greek society was quasi-jewish
>roman society was quasi-jewish (Cicero was THE most highly respected individual outside of Emperors and sometimes even then)
>Indian / Chinese / Japanese society was quasi-jewish (the thing that set the samurai apart from the nameless masses of soldiers was their cultured and generally intelligent behaviour along with being trained in the art of war)
>Persian society was quasi-jewish
The intellectual who can do more than swing sticks has always been highly respected. The original sages and wisemen commanded immense authority even among tribal societies.

>more Japanese wear glasses than any other race,
I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact that they spend almost an order of magnitude more time poring over books.

>Their society hasn't been subverted
This is foolishness, and sushi isn't even the common food of the Japanese these days, shit is expensive as fuck it's like saying Burgundian Beef is everyday food for the French. Fuck, Christmas is Kentucky Fried Chicken day there.

>they didn't even try to expand
So what? Expanding isn't the measure of success. Maybe they literally didn't want to expand, they had no need to, they had no drive to. Europe crossed the Atlantic in pursuit of trade, not for some esoteric 'expansion'.
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>>170491331
fuck this i'm used to 20 mb/s torrents
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>>170493207
Yes, Rome: Total War and it's sequel
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>>170491225
It took me about 30 minutes to download all of it on a shitty 5Mb connection. Quit the drama.>>170491334
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>>170493283
Im looking less for an EU/ territory conquest game and more for one where I can deal with tons of city states like in real life.
I accept mods.
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>>170494021
EU4 Voltaire's Nightmare
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>>170493708
>arguing about a culture that has a legitimate problem with millions of young adults locking themselves in their rooms and not coming out
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>>170494454
That has socioeconomic reasons on top of cultural ones. In fact, culturally you'd expect it to be the opposite, which speaks volumes about the socioeconomic pressures involved.
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can some one explain this meme to me?
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in my last game of CKII when i got married I had a huge list of women from all around europe to choose from but this time I don't? Everything is the same as far as I know..

Anyone know why this is?
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>>170494560
Nobody knows, it's probably a glitch. Is this actually historically accurate?
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>>170494526
This

It's surprising how powerful motivator female company is and when there is no benefit to be had how many men just stop functioning
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>>170494608
Go to find character and do world, religion group not married. Then you can choose by stats or ranks.
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>>170494640
So... what?
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>>170494560
>>170494614
Turbans were an uncommon head dress in Europe dating back to the age of Ancient Greece. Turbans appeared among peasantry in the 6th century in England, but never caught on as a popular head dress.

Turbans and head wraps were a thing in Medieval Europe, albeit rare.
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>>170494735

thanks lad!
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>>170494951
So it doesn't make sense for kings right?
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>>170494951
It's not that.

Two major bugs were pushed to release even though Paradox knew about them.
1) European/Christian characters are getting Middle Eastern/Indian clothing
2) Direct Vassal mapmode doesn't change colours.
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>>170494942
I don't got no point, I just post for postings sake since there's no point in life
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>>170495127
>2) Direct Vassal mapmode doesn't change colours.
Is this a bug? I thought it was now intended.

>1) European/Christian characters are getting Middle Eastern/Indian clothing
IS this a bug? Where is it said they know about it?
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>>170495020
Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Maybe if it was during the Crusades where European, Christian nobility were traveling through the desert or settled in the Holy Land, it would make sense then.

>>170495127
Ah, that explains things.
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>>170495178
No I mean what were you saying? How do those two things connect?
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>>170495127
>1) European/Christian characters are getting Middle Eastern/Indian clothing
And every single male character has the same exact hair style
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>>170495387
Are we sure this isn't a shitty meme by Paradox? It's MONKS and Mystics after all
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>>170495450
>release a game with a known bug
>stealth patch it after release so pedofiles still have the bug
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>>170495369
I mean it's pretty self evident to be honest
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>>170495542
a-ayy
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>>170493708
>Maybe because strength doesn't matter that much for the most part when we're talking about the actually high class jobs?
Society wouldn't function without the grunts. It's all well and good designing something but if you can't build it there's no point.

>Kings didn't need to be strong either.
You're kidding, right? Kings routinely fought with their troops up until the middle ages. Why do you think so many died in battle?

>Strategists and engineers don't fight the wars or build the bridges, but we remember them instead of the nameless multitudes heaving with muscle
Their names are symbolic of the achievement and the human effort put into it.

>Even generals are people who have both muscle AND (presumably) charisma and brainpower, people with the ability to command and lead others instead of simply charging ahead to make a difference on his own. Even Hercules tended to solve his problems with clever answers in combination with brute force.
Exactly, strength and intelligence is the masterrace.

>>greek society was quasi-jewish
Pic related was ancient "greek" art, the Jews were trying to do then what they do now, create a mongrel race they could control.

>>roman society was quasi-jewish
They killed Jesus on the order of the Jews, because Jesus stopped their moneylending.

>>Indian / Chinese / Japanese society was quasi-jewish
I never claimed this. Jews have never controlled east of mesopotamia.

>I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact that they spend almost an order of magnitude more time poring over books
That causes close vision to struggle, not far vision.

>This is foolishness, and sushi isn't even the common food of the Japanese these days, shit is expensive as fuck it's like saying Burgundian Beef is everyday food for the French. Fuck, Christmas is Kentucky Fried Chicken day there.
So Judeo-capitalism has subverted them? When did this start?

>Expanding isn't the measure of success.
This is literally the argument Afro supremacists use.
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>>170495770
Forgot pic related in referencd to:
>Pic related was ancient "greek" art, the Jews were trying to do then what they do now, create a mongrel race they could control.
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>>170495127
Yep and quite a lot of content was cut because of a lack of time.
It's the reason there is nothing in the new expansion about gnostic heresies (No, the hermetic society is not that) and some religions don't have a secret cult. (because they need ro be coded individually)
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>>170495610
Women are a surprising motivator but when there is no benefit men will stop functioning? What?
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>>170495972
>always been more africans then whites
>always been whites race mixing and watering down the race
>still whites around
I think its going to be fine. Its like a sea saw and right now its tipping towards kill all sand niggers and use their corpses as fertilizer. They went all out too soon and failed. Though if e go all out too soon we could fail and end up giving them a better shot then before.
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>>170496190
We went all out in 1933 and Judaism won.
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>>170495770
>Society wouldn't function without the grunts.
That's the thing. They're grunts. Replaceable. People of no real worth. Why WOULD they be paid more, valued more, for being grunts?

>You're kidding right?
No I'm not. To kings, being strong was nice, but they rarely actually led charges until shit hit the fan or if they were confident and wanted to demonstrate their valor.

>Their names are symbolic of the achievement and the human effort
Yeah, but when you think Cannae, you don't think "powerful and skilled nameless Carthiginian and Gallic warriors", you think "Hannibal Barca".

>exactly, strength and intelligence is the masterrace
Strength is far less important is the point I'm making. You'd like both, but the latter is what actually matters. The former is like, a nice bonus, esp. considering they're not actually much weaker, even from a genetic level.

>They killed Jesus on the order of the Jews
So you're telling me Cicero is less deserving of respect than soldiers because Roman society was corrupted by Jews? Can you riddle me why the supposedly superior white race keeps getting outwitted by the Jews? I don't think the Jews are the problem here. They were a huge thorn in Roman sides, and Romans hated Jesus for different reasons - he was literally the leader of an apocalyptic cult at the time.

>I never claimed this
But they valued intelligence and learning over strength. The Chinese even had standard examinations for it.

>That causes close vision to struggle
Focusing on close vision for overly long periods of time causes nearsightedness, not farsightedness.

>When did this start?
Japan has always been a poor backwater until recently, sushi isn't even native to Japan and didn't exist there until the 1500s when they lifted it from SEA.

>this is literally the argument Afro supremacists use
Well anon, here's from a nation which historically was many times the size, power, and relative economic influence of Europe, combined, for 1000+ years.
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>>170496323
>went all out
No that was the sea saw. Not everyone was on the extermination side. thats when it started tipping harder back and forth. hippies into fuck the hippie into sjws into fuck the sjws into poor the sand niggers into whatever happens next. If we just shove into everyones faces reality ad dont let them look away its over. People only let this shit happen because they want to live in a happy utopia until they die. If we dont let them theyll be forced to get mad at something to make it go back to happy utopia land again. My mother used to be like that. I started slow and then around furgason there was just bombardment by the media and me all at once and now she just wants it all to go away.
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>>170495972
what
Greeks have always symbolized low classes and men with dark skin because they spend a lot of time outside while high classes and especially spend all time inside. (to the point they made a point of them not getting tan)
It was the same shit for every society made of people able to tan and obviously it's a lot more important for medditeranean people who can looks very different if tanned or not.
Jews have nothing to do it with it.
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Also in my last game of CKII I had about 6 children every generation, this time round I haven't had one and I'm almost 35.

Is it just random or am I doing something wrong?
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reminder that the white race has actually bleached the black race more than the black race has darkened the white race

there is no reason to be fearful for your race
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>>170496172
Not sure how to make it more clear my man
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>>170496734
Fertility. Get a new wife, have lovers, ect. I ended up with women then 10 years in I turned on char info to force some people under the king I was following because I was too lazy to war. Turns out she had 10% fertility and with my base 50% we werent going to get anything done.
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>>170495770
>So Judeo-capitalism has subverted them? When did this start?
Kentucky For Christmas has been a thing since KFC existed there.
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>>170496615
the signature kind of looks like China pastime if you look at it the right way
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Im really sad right now, give me the saddest country to play on HPM /gsg/.
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Just bought all the major EU4 DLC on a whim. Haven't played since Conquest of Paradise was announced. Is the game essentially completely different now?
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Is byzposter sleeping now ;_;
Where is AARnon ;_________;
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>>170498071
>Just bought all the major EU4 DLC
JOHAN

>>170498051
Qing. Alternatively, Ottomans.
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>>170498083
yes im byzposter im sleeping
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>>170496615
>That's the thing. They're grunts. Replaceable. People of no real worth. Why WOULD they be paid more, valued more, for being grunts?
I'm not talking about that, what I'm saying is white people are more suited to physical labout than Japanese people, which makes them superior.

>No I'm not. To kings, being strong was nice, but they rarely actually led charges until shit hit the fan or if they were confident and wanted to demonstrate their valor.
That's the point, strength is an objectively good trait that whites possess and Japanese don't, relatively speaking.

>Yeah, but when you think Cannae, you don't think "powerful and skilled nameless Carthiginian and Gallic warriors", you think "Hannibal Barca".
Again, that isn't the point, we're discussing attributes of race not who claims responsibility for individual accomplishments.

>Strength is far less important is the point I'm making. You'd like both, but the latter is what actually matters. The former is like, a nice bonus, esp. considering they're not actually much weaker, even from a genetic level.
Whites and Japs are essentially equal, White average IQ is 100 depending on who you ask and Jap average is 105, depending on who you ask, but the point is both races have intelligence but only one has strength.

>So you're telling me Cicero is less deserving of respect than soldiers because Roman society was corrupted by Jews? Can you riddle me why the supposedly superior white race keeps getting outwitted by the Jews?
Whites keep getting bamboozled by Jews because Jews have the same level of intelligence as whites, though like Japs are inferior physically. The reason they're able to control whites is because whites are naturally over caring. We keep dogs as pets, treat them nice and stroke them. Semites hate them and Japs eat them. White benevolence helps Jews control our people.
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>>170498140
Can't be bothered to deal with the new Russkie bullshit alternative now that the archive is dead.
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>>170496615
>But they valued intelligence and learning over strength. The Chinese even had standard examinations for it.
What's your point? Jews subvert different societies in different ways, they make all the high class jobs entirely mental rather than physical in the west so that they can hold the top positions, as they are physically weak themselves.

>Focusing on close vision for overly long periods of time causes nearsightedness, not farsightedness.
Not in well lit surroundings, which is the case today, poor eyesight is also largely genetic.
>Japan has always been a poor backwater until recently, sushi isn't even native to Japan and didn't exist there until the 1500s when they lifted it from SEA.
What I mean was before the Jews subverted societies we ate healthy food, today we eat nothing but fat because a gluttonous society is more easily controlled.
>Well anon, here's from a nation which historically was many times the size, power, and relative economic influence of Europe, combined, for 1000+ years.
China? Your entire nation was forced to kneel by a dozen british gunships, isolationism causes weakness. Imperialism is the true path.
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So I've been playing Attila total war, were the Comitatenses, Limitanei and all that shit even comparable to the roman legions of old? Would Cesar's legions beat that shit?
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>>170498083
I'm here right now, actually, but not for long. As I said when the AAR got put on pause I got called back to work way more quickly than I thought I would and I have to finish this project before I'll have the free time to continue. Absolute deadline is next Friday so the AAR will be picking back up sometime around the 20th if everything goes properly.
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>>170498437
Why do you need a trip tompost AARs?
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>>170498214
>>170498326
>more suited to physical labout than Japanese people, which makes them superior.
Yeah but less suited to intellectual work, which we've already agreed is more important.

>because whites are naturally over caring
This doesn't make any sense, where is the source for your claims? You'd expect the opposite to be true if anything, considering the more selective and less family orientated state of western society even in the middle ages.

>but only one has strength
The actual genetic difference is not large. Japanese people ARE shorter, they ARE weaker, but this has much to do with nutrition. Case in point - EA teenagers are like a full 10 cm taller these days than their parents at the same age, and even pure Asian Americans are like 173 cm - against 165 or so for Asia proper, and 176 against Americans in general.

>they make all the high class jobs entirely mental rather than physical
But isn't this natural? Can you even think of a fitting top job that would be physical instead of mental? Physical laborers are replaceable. Mental ones are not.

>What I mean was
Today you eat nothing but fat because you can fucking afford it, nobility suffered from gout because they ate nothing but huge pork plates, merchants grew fat on foie gras and huge amounts of wine. Hell people didn't eat healthy before either, they ate slim - which is not healthy, a diet of cabbage and potato is not healthy by any stretch of the imagination.

>Your entire nation was forced to kneel
Mainly because the Qing were being retarded, but yes.

>Isolationism causes weakness
And yet, the Qing peasants could eat honey and sugar on a regular basis in the 1700s, and some of them wore silk. More than can be said for your common miner in Britain. The actual reasoning for the divergance that I've found generally focuses on the HLET and the New World.

>Imperialism is the true path
Path to what though? Is domination itself meaningful? Because I personally don't think so.
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>>170498423
They're simply later versions.
>would Caesar beat that shit
Unlikely, but then again they were severely underfunded a lot of the time.
Also, consider that they were meant to fight different enemies, back in the day armies didn't tend to get straight upgrades.
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wew cucked in the first month
wat should i do?
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>>170500167
>cucked
What?
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Monks and Mystics fucking sucks. There are so few orders, and most of them have few events or anything and are clearly incomplete/not worked on. Lucifer's own is ridiculous OP and Hermetics are only half-finished. The alchemy ingredients you get from gathering ingredients as a Hermetic are completely useless and serve just to clog up your treasury screen with no way to get rid of them. Pretty much the only good thing to come out of this is the mod potential for Geheminsacht
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>>170500357
CK2+ / HIP / Geheminsacht / ASoFaI / etc. will fix it :^)
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>>170498231
>would rather pay hundreds of dollars for mediocre dlc than just sign up for a website
>>>/r/paradoxplaza
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>>170500334
That ugly whore cucked me, now i have to kill this nigga baby
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>>170499472
>Yeah but less suited to intellectual work, which we've already agreed is more important.
They're not less suited to intellectual work, as proven by a dozen British ships bringing the entire empire of China to it's knees when China couldn't even accurately locate Britain.

>This doesn't make any sense, where is the source for your claims? You'd expect the opposite to be true if anything, considering the more selective and less family orientated state of western society even in the middle ages.
It's well known White society is more benevolent than east Asian society. Britain and Germany had PoW camps, China and Japan had the rape of Nanking. The most evil whites have ever been was forcing Jews to do some work, the most evil China has ever been was mass cannibalism.

>Japanese people ARE shorter, they ARE weaker, but this has much to do with nutrition.
Nutrition isn't an issue in modern day Japan and yet they are still smaller and weaker.

>But isn't this natural?
Jews artificially put themselves at the top and made those positions labourless. Before Jews the top job was king and it was extremely physically strenuous, it envolved getting up at dawn, riding in a horse to various events for hours on end, by no means an easy task. Today the top job is being a banker/politician/media produced, none of which require any effort but all of which control society.

>Today you eat nothing but fat because you can fucking afford it,
Mcdonalds costs a dollar, vegetables cost several.

>Mainly because the Qing were being retarded, but yes.
That's what I mean, Britain had both the intelligence and strength, but the Manchu rulers of China had neither.

>Qing peasants could eat honey and sugar on a regular basis
African tribesmen ate steak what's your point?

>Path to what though? Is domination itself meaningful? Because I personally don't think so.
That's another thing the masterrace needs, ambition. Whites are better because we have a natural drive to advance.
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>>170500357
Also apparently only jews and zoroastrians can form secret cults. Thats fucking stupid why not heretics or other religions as well?
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>>170500458
Shit came out to like $50, what are you on about? Only bought the major DLC and paid full price for about two.
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Newish to CK2, everyone days that you should play as Ireland to learn how to play

I've conquered Ireland and have become King, now what do I do?
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>>170500357
Some things aren't meant to be.
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>>170500357
Most paradox dlc is just letting modders have more options.
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>>170500579
>They're not less suited to intellectual work,
You just said that they're marginally less intelligent.

>as proven by a dozen
What about the 1500 years before that? Doesn't count I guess. Like, ignore the fact that you sailed to China with a Chinese invention and blasted them with a Chinese invention, as ordered by a missive scribbled on another Chinese invention. Invented 2000 years earlier.

>It's well known White society is more benevolent than east Asian society
It is?

>The most evil whites have ever been was forcing Jews to do some work
Actually, white people have committed genocide, rampant slaughter, mass drugging, enslavement, bullshit like the Peasant's Crusade / Northern Crusades etc. a lot of times too. And I'm not even talking about the Jews! But anecdotes aren't arguments, for or against.

>Nutrition isn't an issue
They eat less meat in general as well as just less all around. Perhaps it's cultural, yes, like I pointed out by showing how Asian Americans are 10 cm taller than Asians proper.

>and yet they are still smaller and weaker
But only marginally.

>Jews artificially put themselves at the top
I'm asking you for an example of a top job that would actually work that's physically strenous. Kings? Today they could just take a fucking phone call or take a cab or private jet.

>Mcdonalds costs a dollar, vegetables cost several.
And you people eat at McDonalds because it's convenient, cheap, and edible to most people. Not because of Jews.

>what's your point?
That Qing fucking peasants had a higher standard of life than some of the poorer merchants. The generic Qing peasant ate 2700 calories a day to 2300 in Britain at the time. Yangtze Delta peasants at 4500 calories a day.

>Whites are better because we have a natural drive to advance
That's why you've gotten """cucked""" by the Jews right
Look mate at some point wake up and realize your argument is self-inconsistent. You can't have everything going for you AND be 'cucked' by others.
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I underestimated how nice Monks and Mystics would be

I'm really enjoying society life, adds a lot of flavor to my gameplay
>Pope is Hermetic Society
>My vassal bishop is a Cardinal and Hermetic Society

Bad Christians desu

They should be righteous Dominicans
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>>170501048
Form British Empire

Maybe take a small duchy and make it a vassal republic for dosh

Build shipyards in anticipation of the crusades

Work on your eugenics, invite good breeding stock to your court
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>>170501895
Best duchy for that is isle of man.
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when does /pol/ fuck off lads
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>>170501342
>You just said that they're marginally less intelligent
Marginally, and only according to some sources, It's not exactly unlikely the CCP would use selective testing/bribery.

>What about the 1500 years before that
This is like saying the Native Americans were better than Europeans because they discovered America first. It matters how you use it, not who discovers it first. Next your going to say Chinese invented V2 rockets because the propellent they used is a derivative of Chinese gunpowder.

>It is?
Your people routinely torture animals.

>Actually, white people have committed
All with a justification. Japs wholesale slaughtered Chinks, for no reason. They didn't even want to genocide they just did it for fun.

>They eat less meat in general as well as just less all around
Whites eat very little proper meat today. The burgers are mainly cereal.

>But only marginally.
Not really, east asians are usually a foot shorter than whites. You can see this in those funny pictures where whites go to tianamen square and they're a foot taller than everybody else.

>top job that would actually work
That's my point, all jobs used to be until Jews made bankers king. Being a dark age king wasn't just sitting in a palace you know.

>Not because of Jews.
Jews funded fast food chains. Ray Kroc had a lot of Jewish funding for mcdonalds in particular.

>Qing fucking peasants had a higher standard of life
Sure, because they didn't have an empire to run, ships to build, docks to run.

>That's why you've gotten """cucked""" by the Jews right
We got subverted by the Jews through our natural good nature, and our geographic proximity to them. Jews are parasites, they use whoever they are near as hosts.


They're doing it to you now, too.
https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/03/07/china-introduces-new-inclusive-sex-education-describes-sexuality-in-the-cutest-way/
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>>170502514
Never, however much good posters wish they would. They can only be ignored.
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>You know, Hitler was right about a lot of things.
Is Jake /ourguy/?
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>>170502968
???
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>play byzantium
>take province after province from the ottomans
>they don't get any weaker
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>>170503052
He said it in the latest Mongolia video on youtube
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k lads
Starting a new free cities game
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>>170503326
Fuck off.

>>170502641
Fuck off.
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>>170503417
Yeah, I got kind of carried away with my autism sorry.
Have a shitty meme as an apology.
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>>170500524
Where's the nigga baby? I don't see shit.
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>>170503378
how hard should this be
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Whats more fun and interesting? HPM or Poopans legacy?
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>>170503867
see >>170503820
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>>170503820
yoooo wtf is this

>>170503867
HPM is probably the more normal one, but poopan is fun as fuck
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>>170503927
it's a meme slavery game. please tell me what i should pick
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>>170504024
No but I have no idea what it is
Easy I guess
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>>170504118
Great, what next?
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>>170504168
>ANCAPS
Blind Eye
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>>170504231
Based. Will we be able to amputate people and such?
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>>170504321
No, because I'm not interested in amputee porn and men are irrelevant.
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>>170504487
Sad!
>tfw can't be a cruel tyrant
Now, can boys be girls?
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>>170463647

Thanks anon.

Anyone got an upload link for CPRPlus compatibility patch while I'm at it?
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>>170504585
...what the fuck?
Girls are Girls.
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>>170503326
>Yeah except we're not using communist sources. We're using your sources.
China sends their results to the organisation that collects them, they could easily lie. My source is from the organisation that collects them.

>No, I'm asking why the fuck Europe, the Masterrace, failed to get their shit together for so long despite being the masterrace, and pulled ahead arguably WHEN the "Jews" came to power with the peaking of the merchant / middle classes and the rising importance of banks, trade, and finance.
What was Alexander, what were the Romans.

>They are animals for a reason.
This is the difference, whites don't like harming things that feel pain but east asians are ambivalent.

>Such as
My point is they atleast thought what they were doing was morally justifiable, east asians lack this.

>You have failed to address my point that average statistics
Height wise, not muscularly. Height is mainly nutrition, as evidence by the disparity between DPRK & RoK, ability to build muscle is genetic.

>intelligence is actually more important than strength
I meant fortitude, as in, It used to be leaders were under stress but the Jew jobs have no stress, bankers just watch money grow.

>Because...they're profitable?
No, they made it profitable because they want to ruin society through obesity and racemixing.

>...it doesn't work that way
Of course it does, wages were lower because of vested international interests as opposed to "this is how it is forever". You could make a paradise in any country but what's the point without expansion?

>Being benevolent doesn't need to mean being stupid and gullible.
Jews use the former to cause the latter.

>Is this supposed to be something to worry about?
The Jews are destroying our countries, when your son is a sodomite see if you care.

>>170503417
>>>/r/paradoxplaza
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>>170504674
>>170504585
No, open-minded
We must protect their freedom to be a girl :^)
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>>170504726
Too late, I tought that other anon was the only one replying.
Now let's customize our character
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>>170504698
I'm not interested in further debate anon, there's a reason I deleted my post, we're obviously simply shitting up the thread at this point. Continue being butthurt about nothing somewhere else.
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>>170504792
>can't be a slave
ANON WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>170504648

didn't see the trip, my bad.
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>>170504845
>being a slave
the whole point is that you OWN slaves anon!!
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>>170504792
see >>170504845 desu
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>>170504931
NO ANON
YOU BRING SHAME TO CUTE ANIME GIRLS EVERYWHERE
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>>170504943
see >>170504931 desu
If you weren't able to own slaves and manage your city I wouldn't be posting this here!! It's a Grand Strategy Game!!!! You can invade other cities!
>>170505015
You're a dummie anon!! a dumb dummie!!
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>>170504792
>ADD a vagina
epic
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>>170500764
Lucifer's Own is a secret cult, and all Abrahamic faiths can join it. Various other religions also have a secret society to join.
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>>170504943
>>170505015
>>170505081
How about this?
Full name is Marcus Brutus Gaius Marius Aurelius Augustus Afiranus Magnus Aeneas Basileus Komnenos Maximus
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>>170505073
>implying you can't be a slave and manage a city
??? Just because some old fart who's obstensibly the king uses you as a cocksleeve doesn't mean you're not the one making the decisions.

>>170505095
Hermetics are stupidly OP
I'll admit that there don't seem to be any disgustingly broken features / annoying anywhere this time around compared to
>Seduction
>Coalitions
>Plagues that wipe out half a continent every 3 years

>>170505207
ebin / 10
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>>170504797
But I want to make cute hapa masterrace babies with you.
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>>170505270
>being someone's property
>managing a city
??....?????????
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>>170505316
I'm not a fag.
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>>170505270
Lucifer's own has a lot of stuff that could be abused pretty heavily, especially the kidnapping.
I haven't even joined a non-secret society, though.
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>>170505374
He owns you but you own the city, of course! Because you're hypercompetent and have 100/100/100/100/100 stats! Dummy!
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>>170505207
Well, We ended up going with that. What did We do before owning an Archology?
>>170505437
>stats
this isn't CK2 anon, this is REAL grand strategy
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>>170505513
...uh...why does idle wealth give extra sex skills?
Also Arcology engineering.
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>>170505375
>chink supremacist
>not a fag
hmm
also, explain how china can both not have same sex marriage but also promote LGBT to children? What the hell is going on? Didn't mao say homosex was a disease?
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>>170505587
Done, now how did we actually aquire an archology?
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>>170503186
That's because they're not getting much troop contribution from individual vassal provinces on the edges of the empire

Take Thrace and watch them crumple into a thousand little internal wars
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>>170505513
What's this? That pedo game?
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>>170505778
No, that's Loli Sim, this doesn't have any slaves under 18
Also, You actually manage a city and can take over other places and imporve your own. So it's ACTUAL Grand Strategy I swear
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>>170505661
>promote
The affirmation that it exists is not the same as promotion, and no shit it's a disease until you can have kids by plugging another man's butthole AND engineer that child to be able to grow up healthy on a psychological level without a male or female parent (either or).
I'm not a supremacist, the masterrace shit isn't something I go for.

>>170505683
Hard work.
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>>170505856
It's sad to see China fall though, the "communist" countries were the only ones in the world that still banned it.
Also abandoning based Kim, I hope he gets nukes soon.
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>>170505856
Done, now I'm going to copy the text above so I don't have to take 2 screenshots
Before you deploy the carefully constructed plan that will allow you to take over an arcology, you need to select a target. There are a number of vulnerable arcologies that you could work to take over with a reasonable chance of success. Free Cities are volatile places, even compared to the troubled state of the rest of the world. There are always arcologies whose owners are on the brink of failure, and you could target one of them. Alternatively, arcologies are being built every day, and their owners' control is often uncertain. Which arcology will you target?
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>>170505846
>it's ACTUAL Grand Strategy I swear
Hey, if I managed to bait PRCanon into writing a 10,000 word essay you shiuld be able to post what you want.
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>>170505975
>Kim
>based
Oh man you really don't understand China's policy on Kim. Or the popular opinion of him.

>that still banned it
...anon it's still banned, and at any rate, marriage is a fucking farce. It's literally a sheet of paper you hand to the government so you pay taxes together. You want to plug another man's butthole? That's always been allowed, the idea is you don't get to do so in public, keep it behind closed doors.

>>170505976
>indo-aryan race what the fuck? Is this in India or some shit? Fuckin' Pajeets.
>Japanese
>LITERALLY Weeaboos
I'm dying.
...Go for Virginland or something, all of them look like ass.
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>>170506168
If all of them look like ass I can just make a new one
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>>170505270
>>170505408
You guys seem to like the Hermetics and Lucifer's Own, but the religious societies have done very well for me

Picked up a holy artifact with great bonuses, got two really good traits (humble, zealous) just for being a member, and my piety is off the charts.

Being able to toggle on chastity was nice too because I was up to four kids and I would rather have the bonus piety and devotion at this point
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>>170506202
Just make a new one then.
Make it in uh
Yeah I don't even know honestly
You know what, make it in Nanjing for some morbid fun.
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>>170501048
Better to start as a count in italy. There's more going on there.
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>>170506290
No way, if you're going to start in Italy as a newbie you're better off starting as Duke of Sicily
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>>170501048
>>170506290
>Not Denmark in Old Gods start
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>>170506274
An attempt was made
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If R&I fucks up make the next thread "Byzantium goes bankrupt" edition please
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>>170506497
Hey fuck you
t.byzanon
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>>170506397
I mean start as Duke of Apulia and form Kingdom of Sicily***
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>>170506575
Post more you dumb fuck

>>170506486
Urban.
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>>170506631
made me think
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>>170506168
>Oh man you really don't understand China's policy on Kim.
Yeah, you treat them as a march instead of your ally. Therenwas a time when based Mao let a million Chinks die to win Korea, now you hate them almost as much as the Yanks do.

>Or the popular opinion of him.
Kim III is pretty shit, granted, but he's in a bad situation. The DPRK actually did better than the RoK until the 70s and was doing alright jn general until the USSR collapsed and you abandoned them.

>...anon it's still banned, and at any rate, marriage is a fucking farce. It's literally a sheet of paper you hand to the government so you pay taxes together. You want to plug another man's butthole? That's always been allowed, the idea is you don't get to do so in public, keep it behind closed doors.
Floodgates are open now, me lad. "It's just legal, god," is what they told us in the 60's. By 2030 you'll have transrights parades.
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>>170506631
So where should it be?
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>>170506456
>not denmark in 1066
W E W
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I downloaded the DLC from the Mega link, and used the SteamFix thing to get it working, but for some reason Monks and Mystics still isn't showing up. All the other DLC is, what's wrong?
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What is the end date for CK2?
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>>170506751
what the hell is with your filename
Also post more Byz.

>>170506792
>march instead of your ally
And why should we? By /gsg/'tism, it's a meme nation. By geopolitics the ONLY reason it stays around is because the alternative for now is rather worse. By ideology, PRC and DPRK aren't very similar even in communism. By history? There's been so many incidents it's not even funny.

>Therenwas a time when based Mao let a million Chinks die to win Korea
Not because we cared about Korea you idiot, it was because an American march right next to our front door is simply unacceptable. Also because Americans are asshats who decided to ignore multiple top-level warnings that shit is going to go down.

>bad situation
Because he decided to be a retard. I have no idea what he is attempting to accomplish.

>USSR
The USSR was not an ally of China after the rather famous Sino-Soviet split.

>based Mao
>based
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK MAN EVEN MAO ADMITTED HE FUCKED UP BAD

>transrights parades
Not my problem, honestly. Look mate I have so much money stashed away, both liquid and property, and so many favors to call in, it doesn't matter to me. If it actually happens, then we get something nice, known around here as a change of dynasty. Aka, a fucking civil war.

>>170506856
Asia, I said Nanjing already.

>>170507313
1453

>>170507312
A lot of people are having this problem for some reason, so it isn't just you.
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Anything of interest added to CK2 with the new DLC? Or just fuckin around as a satanist.
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>>170507367
QoL but that might be patch
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is stellaris grand strategy yet?
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>>170507352
>Also post more Byz.
I've been playing that shit for like 3 days straight and at least 6 hours every time, give me a break
>Asia, I said Nanjing already.
What Lingua Franca? Preferably something European
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>>170507457
no
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>>170507483
>something European
Latin. Let's entertain that other anon's Masterrace fantasies.
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>>170507367
The QoL stuff is nice

Artifacts are cooler than I expected, someone better make a fuckin wiki article for them I fuckin swear on me mum
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>>170507483
>>170507546
ALSO WAIT MAKE YOURSELF YOUNG AGAIN
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>>170507496
why not?
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>>170507694
Because defacto there is another thread for it, the actual definition of GS is blurry as fuck and it could variably include Civilization and Total War or exclude HoI and CKII.
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>>170507587
>>170507483

For laffs, make yourself as young as possible

Surely you can't go younger than 18?
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>>170507587
>>170507783
fugg too late anon
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>>170507813
*roars in protest*
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>>170485036
But jews don't even believe in satan...
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>>170507352
>And why should we? By /gsg/'tism, it's a meme nation. By geopolitics the ONLY reason it stays around is because the alternative for now is rather worse. By ideology, PRC and DPRK aren't very similar even in communism. By history? There's been so many incidents it's not even funny.
Juche is a great ideology, which would work well except the DPRK is simply far too small to be autarkic. Had your lads captured Pusan and they'd had the full peninsula it could have been extremely successful.

>Not because we cared about Korea you idiot, it was because an American march right next to our front door is simply unacceptable. Also because Americans are asshats who decided to ignore multiple top-level warnings that shit is going to go down.
A united capitalist Korea wouldn't have been a US puppet, they'd simply be too strong. Even if that was the case you could easily overrun them in a month so youd get the ticking warscore

>Because he decided to be a retard. I have no idea what he is attempting to accomplish.
He's BTFOing you the fuck out. Chjnanis poised to overthrow him and set up another dictatorship there, so he's building up nukes, killing his rivals and showing he has chemical weapons that will fuck you up if you attack him. 4D 바둑

>The USSR was not an ally of China after the rather famous Sino-Soviet split.
Yes, that's what I'm referencing. Kim Il Sung played the PRC and the USSR off against one another for free stuff. Vietnam would have done the same if they were smart but you kind of fucked that up by invading them.

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK MAN EVEN MAO ADMITTED HE FUCKED UP BAD
t. sparrow

>Not my problem, honestly. Look mate I have so much money stashed away, both liquid and property, and so many favors to call in, it doesn't matter to me. If it actually happens, then we get something nice, known around here as a change of dynasty. Aka, a fucking civil war.
You honestly think they'll be a civil war over trannies?
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>>170506231
It's possible some of the Orders have a lot less content than the others.
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>>170504792
>can't vape
smhing my head
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>Gold and Weaponsmiths dying the moment they appear
What the fuck is going on?
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>>170507829
I'm going to start over againg for You anon <3
I accidentaly closed my browser, It shouldn't take long at all
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>>170508096
Ok, now we can customize our first slave
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>>170508036
>Had your lads captured Pusan and they'd had the full peninsula it could have been extremely successful.
Yeah. HAD. Irrelevant now though, HAD we not fallen into the HLET then the world would be chinese right now.

>A united capitalist Korea wouldn't have been a US puppet, they'd simply be too strong
Not compared to China right next to them. The key is getting Korea and Japan on our good side.

>Chinese poised to overthrow him
What? No we aren't. We'd gain nothing from that, we have everything to lose. Chemical weapons? How many could they possibly get? 2 million? 10 million? China has people, that's not even half a city.

>King Il Sung played the PRC and the USSR
Mhmm

>t. sparrow
It's his own writings anon. "I've done two things, uniting China and the Cultural Revolution/GLF. The first is agreed to be good. The second is...less certain."

>there'll be a civil war over trannies
No, there'll be a civil war over the actual socioeconomic problems, Why do you think Xi is so desperate to keep the economy up? Trannies cause those problems by lowering birth rates and so on, and they're very easy to point the finger at.

>>170508263
Oh god this description is long.
>Sveltana
>Armenian
>semitic
...oh so it's literally ASIAN as in ALL OF ASIA.
Just go with defaults, honestly, defaults are nice for this stuff.
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>>170508263
What's the link to this senpai I would like to play for grand strategy purposes.
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>>170507352
>A lot of people are having this problem for some reason, so it isn't just you.

So what do I do? Wait for them to fix it or what?
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>>170508484
I'm sitting on a linuxbox for now, so I don't actually know what the problems are.
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>>170508463
Should I choose one of the Archetypes?
>>170508474
https://freecitiesblog.blogspot.com.ar/?zx=e0f1ac459b35e3ca
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>>170508484
>So what do I do? Wait for them to fix it or what?
Yea wait for Rezmar to fix it. It's the people who bought the game legit and just want to pirate the DLCs that are experiencing it. You can just pirate the full game with all the dlcs if you want to play it that badly.
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>>170508539
Googling around tells me that it's probably because the crack is for the previous update.

There is a newer crack, but I can't download it because I don't have an account on their forum.
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>>170508635
Nah just keep it the way it is. Make the next oen an Onahole though.
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>>170508815
hmmmm
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>>170508814
Are you using creamapi from >>170462081 ?
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>>170509056
I'm using steamfix from that mega. I wanted to use CreamAPI but there were only instructions for Steamfix.
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>>170508463
>fallen into the HLET
What the fuck is HLET?

>Not compared to China right next to them
They'd have been a regional power and I doubt you'd have much to do with them unless you started chimping out about islands like you do with the Philippines.

>What? No we aren't. We'd gain nothing from that, we have everything to lose
Beijing is losing patience with Kim, you recently stopped buying their coal, I've read that China's leadership views him as too unpredictable and that they want to stage a coup there, I thout Kim Jong Nam was being groomed to rule by China?

>Chemical weapons? How many could they possibly get? 2 million? 10 million? China has people, that's not even half a city.
Unacceptable loses though, if anything would trigger the collapse of the CCP it'd be waging a war to replace a dictator with another dictator.

>Mhmm
It's true, ask yourself, which side was the DPRK on in the sino soviet split? Vietnam was Soviet, Albania was Sino, DPRRK was..?
Read Nothing to Envy, it briefly goes into this subject. He even got gifted a train by Stalin.

>It's his own writings anon. "I've done two things, uniting China and the Cultural Revolution/GLF. The first is agreed to be good. The second is...less certain."
Yeah, he fucked up a lot, my point is when it came to geopolitics he was pro, he got UN recognition, defended Korea, annexed Tibet, just his domestic shit was fucked.

>No, there'll be a civil war over the actual socioeconomic problems
I don't see anything like that happening, the least stable thing in China is Hong Kong and that's only because they expect better.
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>>170496783
You're just retarded, your wording is vague enough that you can fill in the gaps as to what they mean. I'll leave it up to you to answer anon's question though.
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>>170509170
All of the cracks are just copying the files into the ck2 folder and overwriting.

codex is for pure offline complete piracy
steamfix is lets you play multiplayer on a pirated copy
creamapi is for activating pirated dlc on a legit copy
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>>170509397
Why have Paradox forsaken us?


Why are you playing with memes on?
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>>170509458
Oh, should I copy creamapi over it then?
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>>170509471
I wanted to do a full meme playthrough where India conquers Europe.
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>>170509458
So can I use codex to try HoI4 without it fucking up my steam?
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>>170508961
Well, we finally arrived at our archology
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>>170509284
>What the fuck is HLET?
The High Level Equilibrium Trap

>regional power
Today? It doesn't matter. Why do you think Japan is still snug with the US breathing down its neck?

>unacceptable losses
Really. A ten million loss? Unacceptable? And do you actually think the CCP relies on its communist ideology for popular support these days?

>it's true
No that's not what I meant. I meant that He sure 'played' both sides when his land is now a shithole worse than either Russia or China.

>he was a pro
Oh sure, but see nobody cares about that stuff internally.

>I don't see anything like that happening
Yes, and I don't see severe economic issues or actually widespread cultural tension, whether from hearsay on the street or CCP internal.

Also, I should stop.

>>170508961
Jesus fucking christ, didn't we use the girls=girls thing, why is she still a futa?

>>170509746
Too much info desu
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>>170509676
Yes, but there's no reason to not use CreamAPI if you have the Steam version.
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>>170509746
>>170509816
And this is the main screen, from here we can manage our slaves, acces other menus and such
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>>170509929
We can also click on a girl to set their diet, drugs, punishments, rewards, clothes, body modifications, and fugg
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>>170509929
>>170510020
Man this doesn't even make sense, what the hell is the point of this? The slaves, especially, how does this tie into expanding your arcology? I guess uh
I mean since there's a bear market, you may as well buy a couple, the market can't actually go out of business after all.
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Some times I ask myself if ive gone to far Then I continue raping women with tentacles anyway.
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Does adventurer event spawned troops ever disappear, or do I have to kill them? I conquered a one county guy who was overthrown by a claimant, by just sieging him down faster than he could do me, but even after assassinating the original guy his heir still has 1200 event spawned troops that make any faction he joins instantly about to fire.
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>>170510145
>not being the girl

>>170510175
Event spawned troops exist forever.
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>>170510125
And here you can build shit, buy shares and shit. You can also see on the side Policies, Rules, the Penthouse (where we actually live), and "language options" (changing the lingua franca doesn't do shit)
Slaves are what makes money basically
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>>170510175
paradox forgot to disband event troops after the war is over, so the character gets to keep a bunch of troops for which he literally does NOT pay any maintainence

the only solution is to tag over to him and delete the troops
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>>170510145
Ah man I forgot the pic.
>>170510230
Who says im not
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>>170510125
>>170510284
>tfw forgot pic
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>>170510284
You just keep forgetting to attach images huh
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>>170509816
>The High Level Equilibrium Trap
My favourite anime!

>Today? It doesn't matter. Why do you think Japan is still snug with the US breathing down its neck?
Japan isn't really a US puppet, they're more of a sphere, in the same way Europe is through NATO.

>Really. A ten million loss? Unacceptable?
For that war, yeah. If it was retaking Taiwan or BTFOing India it wouldn't be, but I doubt people would be pleased with Chinks getting literally gassed by Norks solely for China to turn the DPRK from a protectorate to a puppet.

>And do you actually think the CCP relies on its communist ideology for popular support these days?
No, I wasn't talking about that. I mean it would be viewed as a pointless war and be hated by the people for it, in the same way Iraq is viewed in the west.

>No that's not what I meant. I meant that He sure 'played' both sides when his land is now a shithole worse than either Russia or China.
It wasn't until Gorbachev though. Up until then they were doing pretty well, they had the latest medical equipment from Eastern Europe, the fall of the USSR and the famine combined to make them the shithole they are today, coupled with not being able to milk China and the USSR.

>Yes, and I don't see severe economic issues or actually widespread cultural tension,
You're doomed, culturally. I thought you were stable as fuck but now you're teaching kids to be gay you're essentially dead. You're raising q generqtion for a huge LGBT marriwge debate which is extremely polarising and which ever side the governmemt picks they'll piss people off. Either the rural peasants who make your food or the city faggots and students, look at how the west is doing and this is with "democracy", introducing these divisive topics into a one party state is a recipe for collapse.
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>>170510416
>rapist
>prestige +0.1
>diplomacy +2
>spouse opinion +100
>attraction opinion +1
this is what weebs ACTUALLY believe
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>>170510603
To be fair the mod is crazy OP in everyway I mean look at my diplo and the fact im imortal. I can also sedduce anyone I want in the game or rape them to death. Its still a funny trait. I also have a son which is weird since the only "male" ive had sex with is a dog. What a fun mod.
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>>170510751
Ya haha thats weird haha what mod is that so i can make sure to avoid it hahaha
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>>170510484
>>170510426
And here is the first week for our slaves
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When do I get to appoint Amir Kabir? In 48/49? Or do I have to travel to Europe at least once?
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>>170510827
shut the fuck up faggot weeb I will literally kill your entire family
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>>170510830
And here is the economy
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>>170510920
Nigger I thought that was their shitty weeb mod installed that was separate from the other mod.
You can catch these hands you dumb frog poster.
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>>170510494
>Japan isn't really a US puppet
...look nigger my point is that Japan would've LONG ago told the US to fuck itself, had it been on amicable terms with China. It isn't. They get mad enough about the US army sitting on their turf and raping / murdering their girls.

>for that war, yeah
Nah man. Taiwan is actually the other way around, to a lot of chinks that's 'our people'. Hell, there's plenty who have family there. We don't want to go to war, at all, unless they try to fuck off first.

>India
This too. Nobody actually cares about India. Yes, it's geopolitically important, but nobody actually cares about them. But the DPRK? Initiating won't work, but a construed threat...

>pointless war
Iraq is only pointless because you managed to drag a fast conflict into a forever one.

>extremely polarizing
And thusly, civil war time, if it gets to that point (I doubt it). Hey maybe my sister'll make it in time to be Huangdi. She wanted to be Premier as a kid but gave up after realizing she won't be 26 and smoking hot when appearing on (inter)national television.

>>170510603
Not him but I presume it implies mindbreak. The girl literally no longer has it in her to say no.

>>170510416
>>170510751
What mod.

>>170510986
This is honestly the weirdest 'game' I've seen posted here yet.
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>>170510827
>>170511089
Be warned it is really OP and only good for jacking off which I didnt just use it to do haha. Its also modular with futa addons and shit its dark world you find it in lovers lab.
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>post free cities one day
>anons know the game and go play it, some even like it
>post free cities another day
>redditors don't even think it's a game and think futa slaves sex slaves are weird
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Oh god I fucked up didn't I.
So many Muslims so little time
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>>170510882
Never mind, had the silver age event but now my fucking game crashes every time I visit the decision panel in order to appoint kabir. What the fuck is happening here.
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>>170511178
Huh wait that's DW?

>>170511198
Nobody else has posted a game like that here recently, as far as I remember.
>futa sex sleeves are weird
Not objectively at all, futa and slavery are vanilla as fuck up there with foot fetishes and tentacles, but for posting in /gsg/? Yeah that's kind of weird, imho. Esp. because, well, it didn't look like strategy at all. Still doesn't honestly.

>>170511264
Nah you can make it
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>>170511328
I literally posted it 2 or 3 days ago
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>>170511328
I have religious ideals I just need to get another missionary I can do this
I'll just keep suppressing revolts, and wait to expand east.
At least I've dealt with Muslim scum, just need to convert them
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>>170511382
>two or three days ago
Explains a lot, I skipped the threads from a couple days ago because I was busy.
>>
>>170511328
Ya to get the weeb portrait you need to rape alot of people and bath in their sweet rape blood like 10 times are so and you can change your portrait to one of several weeb ones even a loli. Im not shitting you all that happens and weirder shit still like "ass drinking" which was a tad weird even for a degenerate like me.
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>>170511467
Oh I see
I just kind of played around with it for a little then went back to vanilla.
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>>170511264
>beating up the hordes before completing religious ideas
retard, you're supposed to blob all over novgorod and the livonian order first
>>
>>170511382
Hmmm, this Valentina girl is pretty profitable
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>>170511721
What should We do with this filthy chink criminal?
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>>170511721
Yeah but does she produce liquor etc. etc.

>loves you
Did she break or something or is she just one of those types

>and can at least suck a dick without constant gagging
Oh come on this can't be that hard
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>>170511932
>it's a SEA
What a surprise. Stocks, I guess, and then sell her right away, she looks kind of shit as a person overall.
>a dumbass
>ill
>hateful
>bimbo
>rail thin
>disproportionate
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>>170511936
She doesnt produce liquor but i think you can sell slave's milk and cum, never tried it
>Did She break
No for some reason all my slaves like me a bit
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>>170511697
Fuck I should have gone for linovian order after Novgorod, that did not even cross my mind. I just don't want to get a coalition or some bullshit because I have no events for that
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>>170511319
How the fuck does the decision to appoint this dude crash my fucking game? I haven't even clicked it yet.
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>>170512053
always remember that russia's rightful western frontier is the oder
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Is the alternative flag pack guy here? I wanted to request a non-communist fascist Ethiopian flag.
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>>170512048
I guess you're #alpha
Also R&I hurry the fuck up unless you want more thread wars with 6 threads at once. That or someone else make the thread and R&I you fuck off.
>>
>>170512135
Oh yes of course -- that will take time though. At least poland and lithuania broke up their shit so I can take them one at a time
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>>170512032
>>170512048
>>170512165
Done, now what should we do to Her before presumably making Her a whore and then selling Her?
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>>170512202
don't forget tsarigrad
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>>170512203
>public sex sleeve
...see when they say stocks, I imagine just that. Stocks. Not being a public cumslut. I honestly need to consider it more.

>she somehow LIKES YOU NOW
What the fuck is this shit?
Either way, tramp stamp or something which I imagine is just a womb tattoo? My colloquial english is starting to fail me.
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>>170512242
Oh I won't
that has to happen or I won't be true Russia
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Who is the Amy Schumer of Grand Strategy?
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>>170512413
You are
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>>170466928
I know im 10 hours late, but does the ck2 activator work with eu4 dlc?
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R&I I swear to god, either you make a thread or I will create a thread with a loli as OP image.

>>170512413
The who?
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>>170512526
do it nerd, see if I care
t. r&i
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Here we go lads
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>>170512559
At page 9, like it should be.
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New thread
>>170512549
>>170512549
>>170512549
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>>170512480
Meant for
>>170467628
>>
So in order to get the cracks working, I need to download the files from this post.
http://cs.rin.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=64425http://cs.rin.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=64425

Anybody with an account want to put up a mega for it? I'm too much of a pussy to register for a Russian piracy website.
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>>170513663
I will do it just for (You).
Full game or just the DLC's?
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>>170515262
Actualy I ended up doing it myself, I thought I needed the
CK II - Cracks v2.7 [RezMar].rar file, but that didn't work. So now I'm starting over with a fresh steam install in case everything is fucked up because I had previously installed the wrong one.

I'll post links when I figure out which files are right.
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>>170513663
> I'm too much of a pussy to register for a Russian piracy website.

What negative consequence could there possibly be?
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>>170515470
Ahh fuck it, it's still not working.

I copied the DLC files and the CreamAPI files into my steam install, and Monks and Mystics is still not showing up. All other DLC is working fine.
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>>170515864
Just be a pirate.
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>>170515864
Have you read the readme?
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>>170515864
You need to download the DLCs and put them in the dlc folder and with creamapi files you will be able to use them even online.
The only potential risk is you unlock achievements tied to a DLC you don't actually have but I'm not sure if it's actually possible to get banned for it.
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>>170516265
Yes.

>>170516438
That's what I did, it worked for all the DLC except for M&M
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Still wondering how do I fix this shit.

Changing variables in portrait_sprites.gfx does nothing.
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>>170479135
WHat number is the monks and mystics DLC
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>>170479163
That name sounds far cooler than palagios
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>>170517826
>10 hours late
see >>170517662
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>>170479135
Just copy the dlc folder over your installation and say no to overwriting the ones that are already there you kaffir.
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>>170481021
>Genoa
Hol' up you about to get colonised brownboi
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>>170517946
I don't know about the guy you are replying to, but that's what I did and it's still not working.
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