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Competitive edition

>Developer Update | Introducing Orisa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWqhXWRaMmU [Embed]

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753535162

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/


>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

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>>170379550
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zenyatta is here
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2nd for Efi
I like Efi
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Post yfw PTR
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>sombra can use her translocator to literally duel with fights now
>oh you shot a rocket at me? lemme just use my translo-
>oh you missed it again
DIOS MIOS MY FUCKING PEENOS AIII MAMI SITTA
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4th for Hanzo mains in plat should kill themselves
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Sombra's hacked health packs will now be visible through walls
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753416574#post-12
More buffs for Sombra!
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Justice
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>>170400869
What a shitty OP. What is that pic even supposed to be?
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Nǐhǎo!
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>>170401089
the pharas are gonna hate us sombros aren't they?
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>Faggots that wait till the DEFEAT screen to bitch about team picks
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So NRG have signed iddqd and are probably going to grab Hableu and Ajax as well.

Can they be stopped?
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>>170401089
FOUR (4) ((2+2)) SECONDS

MY DICK

>>170401201
HAHAHAHAHAHA
EVERYONE WILL HATE US
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>>170400740
this entire general is full of silvers and golds, kudos to you for actually replying

not like any person here knows better than plat
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Hana Song!!!!
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Friendly reminder that MMR determines your SR placement, not your initial W/L ratio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F36caHi2Bk
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>>170401168
I want to BLACK Mei
She's so soft and sensual.
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>>170401236
>esports
no thanks
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So playing against bots only on arcade does not give you xp?
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Who /Ana refugee/ here? What's the new bandwagon to jump on? Zen?
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>>170400869
>random picture of LISA

Don't make OPs again
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>>170401285
pls reply with 5 minimum masters+ before trying to discredit this

1 outta 1000 doesn't mean a general is actually knowledgeable what they talk about, it's constant waifu wars here.
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>>170401089
>all this vertical mobility for a hitscan
Feels incredible mang.
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This bastion shit it total cancer. The last several games I was in all had bastion+reinhardt+mercy+dva. At least with three tank, beyblade, and mcflashbang you didn't have to repick half your team just to counter it. If this is what competitive overwatch is going to become, I might as well just quit.
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>>170401430
Ana still has the highest single target HPS and her heal boost and heal denial are still insanely useful. Stick with her, you'll be fine, just not able to win every 1v1 against flankers.
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>>170401151
it's d.va all over again.
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>stuck tanking
>need a hitscan
>get a genji main instead

Maining is cancer and needs to stop
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>>170401353
>play in QP constant with high diamonds/grand masters
>never touched competitive
>would probably be in 3500+ when I play as well

Ehhh golden guns aren't worth it, I'll pass on that.
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Holy shit, I'm fucking done. I am absolutely SICK and LIVID. So what if I fucking main Widowmaker. Do you faggots even know what the fuck you're talking about. Widowmaker is one of the best fucking characters in the game if you know how to play her, and you just think because "OH I CAN'T PLAY HER, ITS NOT ME ITS THE CHARACTER BOOOO". Why don't you arrogant faggots just get over yourselves and learn that picks are the most valuable thing in overwatch, an unhealable patch of damage that instantly gives you man advantage?

What, pharah giving you trouble, easy widowmaker. Zenyatta destroying the team with discord, easy widowmaker. Is it not fucking obvious, you fucking idiots. I honestly bet if any of you took the time to figure out how to properly play her and where to locate, not just fucking think "OH ILL GET UP HIGH AND THATS ALL MY PEANUT BRAIN CAN HANDLE", you'd be able to make contributions, ACTUAL contributions. Not your shitty Harambe hero because you can't fucking aim, REAL contribution.

Really. If you don't think that Widowmaker isn't one of the most strong, yet underrated characters in the game, tell me about it. Prove me wrong. I want to hear it. Oh wait, what's wrong, you can't? Yah I didn't fucking think so, because all of a sudden your idiotic mind realized, oh yah SHE DOES take out characters at long range in less than a second, oh yah SHE DOES take out gorilla easily because his critical hitbox is bigger than YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT GETS FUCKED EVERY NIGHT, LOOKING AT YOU MERCY MAINS.

Face it, you have nothing to argue against me with. You know I won this one. I'm right, and you all know it, you just won't admit it, so just go ahead with your meme responses "oh he so mad lol average widow main amirite". Seriously, let me know why I'm wrong because you fucking can't, jackass.
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>>170401430
>not still playing her
Pussy
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>>170401605
Can confirm, 6 losses/1 draw/3 wins last season and ended up in mid-diamond.
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>>170401605
i figured i was gonna be gold-plat due to always doing pretty well in qp and got silver the climb has been easy but still
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>>170401790
my sides
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>>170401757
>losing for the sake of playing the same hero

Retard
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>>170401064
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>>170401048
xth for Amélie
I REALLY like Amélie.
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>First for Spicy Thighs
Quick run down of the upcoming Patch notes (posted in previous thread). Tell me if I missed something/got something wrong

>Ana (nerf)
-damage per shot down from 80 to 60
-grenade damage down from 60 to 30
-grenade healing down from 100 to 50

>Zen (buff)
-discord orb now hits through shields

>Orisa (nerf)
-mag size down to 150
-ult charge time increased by 15%

>Winston (buff)
-barrier CD starts immediately after being placed

>Sombra (buff)
-translocator CD down to 4 sec
-quieter coming out of stealth (within 15 meters)

>Zarya (nerf)
-barrier no long protects from knockback from Lucio, Pharah, Winston ult

>Junkrat ( buff)
-no longer damaged by own grenades
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>>170401163
>>170401463
kys
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>>170401693
Shan't be reading a pixel of this
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People really weren't so bad at the game that they actually thought D.Va herself was OP, right?
...right?
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>>170401064
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>>170401859
Official post from the forums

>Next PTR patch will have Sombra's hacked healthkits viewable through walls by all teammates
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>>170401236
Seagull deserves a decent team for once.
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>>170401859
The part about Zarya and concussion blast/boop is wrong. Winston ult goes through it.
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>>170401430
Play ana you pussy. She still heals the most and has the healing buff grenade. Go to fucking mercy if you are concerned with healing or soldier if you want to fight.
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>>170401859
Liang-Xing
He really likes to white wash his drawings doesn´t he

Great art anyway
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>>170401236
well they randomly played Rogue in their placements and both teams put up a pretty good fight. i think in terms of team play they're gonna be amazing to watch
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>>170401064
>mfw PTR as Tracer
>nerfed Ana
>discord through barriers
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>>170401252
aww yeah i can't wait to be the tracer of the sky
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>>170401406

Thanks, friend. I was connected to the 2.4 but just switched over to the 5. I get 4-5 bars on the 5. I will give it a try and see how it goes.
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>>170401836
>losing
She heals the same and still brings a lot of utility in the form of sleep dart and healing boost/deny. She's just frailer and deals less damage, the second one I'm okish with but I believe the former was a bit too harsh.

You can still win and have fun, but you can't really just win all 1v1s anymore. Make every sleep dart and nade count.
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Here's my problem with the Ana nerf. I don't even play Ana and I fucking hate it because now all the dps Ana's are gonna come over to Zenyatta. Fuck off.
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my 3 most played characters are getting buffed. gorilla dick coming for you all
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why can't I hear anyone in team chat? I don't even get the option to mute people
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>>170402217
nigga just play Roadhog, he's the easiest character to hook and one shot
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>>170402217
Hope your game loads fast boi, that pick is mine
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>Zarya on attack
>Mercy boosted widow is poking all sorts of shit in us
>hear widow activate pervert vision
>bubble a hog right as they waddle into the open
>instant 40 charge

I mean, in the grand scheme it didn't contribute shit, but it was still fun to predict like that.
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>>170401850
Same.
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>>170402267
are you actually in team chat? press P in a game and show us a screenshot of what it looks like
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>solo queue placements

why
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>>170402117
>tfw played ana and zen and got fucked over by a tracer
What's your ign
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>>170402023
Noted. The patch noted are a worded a weird. Thanks anon
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>>170402226
>tickle tent recharges after being placed down
Protect yo Mercies.
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Holy shit, I'm fucking done. I am absolutely SICK and LIVID. So what if I fucking main Torbjorn. Do you faggots even know what the fuck you're talking about. Torbjorn is one of the best fucking characters in the game if you know how to play her, and you just think because "OH I CAN'T PLAY HER, ITS NOT ME ITS THE CHARACTER BOOOO". Why don't you arrogant faggots just get over yourselves and learn that picks are the most valuable thing in overwatch, an unhealable patch of damage that instantly gives you man advantage?

What, tracer giving you trouble, easy torbjorn. pharah destroying the team with discord, easy torbjorn. Is it not fucking obvious, you fucking idiots. I honestly bet if any of you took the time to figure out how to properly play her and where to locate, not just fucking think "OH ILL BUILD TURRET AND THATS ALL MY PEANUT BRAIN CAN HANDLE", you'd be able to make contributions, ACTUAL contributions. Not your shitty Harambe hero because you can't fucking aim, REAL contribution.

Really. If you don't think that torbjorn isn't one of the most strong, yet underrated characters in the game, tell me about it. Prove me wrong. I want to hear it. Oh wait, what's wrong, you can't? Yah I didn't fucking think so, because all of a sudden your idiotic mind realized, oh yah SHE DOES take out characters at long range in less than a second, oh yah SHE DOES take out gorilla easily because his critical hitbox is bigger than YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT GETS FUCKED EVERY NIGHT, LOOKING AT YOU MERCY MAINS.

Face it, you have nothing to argue against me with. You know I won this one. I'm right, and you all know it, you just won't admit it, so just go ahead with your meme responses "oh he so mad lol average widow main amirite". Seriously, let me know why I'm wrong because you fucking can't, jackass.
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>>170401693
Stop playing mistake heroes
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>>170402434
They've been kinda bad about clear patch notes lately
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is this board even good at this game?

how many of you are masters+?

what the fuck kinda video game general discusses their game on 4chan being a fucking casual on it
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>>170402280
>He doesn't have OW on his RAM disk
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>>170402117
wait does that mean you can discord zarya over her shield now too or just sym/rein/orisa?
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Best breasts!
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>>170402443
>>170401879
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>>170401157
I want to lick the justice lady.
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>>170402217
The good news is they might not be able to aim projectiles and be discouraged so they'll give up and move onto widowmaker or something. They won't have their scope with easy hitscan.
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>>170401879
>>170402486
>>170402554
>not arguments
Whew! 0/3, anyone else?
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>>170402498
I'm 3600 SR
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>>170402332
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>>170401285
>>170401472
I'm Masters on xbone. Does that count?


not that i give a fuck what you guys think. I only play Lucio, Winston, Symm and Rein in comp so i'd be fine on PC

edit: went full retard and forgot how to spoiler
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>>170401236

About time they dropped clockwork.
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>>170402713
Your team isn't in Voice chat. Could be a five stack fucking around in their own comms
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>>170402769
but they are
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>>170402616
>thinking anyone should ever spend their time to argue with braindead retard that unironically plays a sniper other than Ana
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Don't you love it when middle schoolers play online video games?
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>>170402701
1 of 5

and prove it

I'm still waiting for 4 more replies, excluding this one without fact

this is 1 of the most popular vidya gen's, this shouldn't be hard

unless...

you all actually suck?
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>>170402846
>another non argument
0/4, tallying 'em up.
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Tracer's lips always look really smooth and nice. I bet it'd be nice to kiss them
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>>170400869
>lisa screenshot OP
>not even like overwatch sprites modded in or anything just straight up a screenshot from an unrelated game
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>>170402720
>>170402498
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>>170401089
>sombra comes up from behind
>her rubber bullets give me a nasty bruise
>slap her shit real quick so she ZOOPs away
>5 seconds later
>[annoying mosquito TMP noises]
>repeat for the entire duration of the round
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>>170402876
Forgot my pic.
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>>170402910
As a Zarya main I like Torb because his armor packs are bundled under my sheild, and can save me if I get hooked. I also like standing infront of his turret while people shoot at it brainlessly and get free charge.

That being said, if you know how to use his gun, you're fine by me. Just don't complain when we're down a tank/support/DPS/whatever role you're replacing.
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>>170402986
again

>>170402903
proof

not like 2 outta 5 of this entire general makes everyone here credible

I feel like everyone posting is stuck in silver
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>>170402918
Too bad you can't unless you're Emily.

Or winston but that's just a platonic kiss between very good friends that are almost siblings.
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>>170403075
Oh wait I didn't even read the right bait. Widowmaker is fucking crazy if you're good, all others kys.
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Please make Soldier 76 a perverted old man.
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>>170403075
>torb
What are you even referring to.
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>>170403206

He was probably sterilized in the super soldier program tbqh
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>>170402443
Close man, but you forgot to change the 'her' s to 'him'
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>>170403358
I'm going on 30 hours without sleep. I'm doing my best.
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>>170403169
Well there's not a good way to prove it really, aside from linking my profile (or literally taking a picture of my TV, which i'm not going to do).

I've seen a few other Masters+ here, but you can usually tell who is good/bad at the game based on what they are posting. I've seen plenty of tips/advice on here that are laughably bad/wrong, but i've also seen some good stuff. It's inherent in an anonymous image board though
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They're buffing Sombra too much, soon they're gonna nerf her ult cost ;_____;
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>>170402443
Kek.

Requesting someone make a Genji edit of this.
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>xp farm is patched
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
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>>170403762
In what way?
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>>170403937
i got kicked for inactivity after the map changed.
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>>170403982
They weren't going to let you get away with it forever
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>>170403659
So I should just take any advice here, not serious, but as someone below me I see

I've yet to see any proof anyone in this general is at masters or above, I'll continue to assume no one is.

If 1 or 2 of you happen to be, well that's you, everyone else giving advice or criticizing others on their actions, when they themselves are barely above casual, posting in this general, should fuck off.

What value does a silver-gold player have when attempting to criticize others above them?

None.
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>this much salt
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753426528
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>>170402903
you should be able to recognize at least 5 people here >>170402713 if you are grandmaster
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I know what you're saying, but when hosting my own game I'm not getting a message. Solo games were always buggy for XP though.
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>>170403702

Holy shit, I'm fucking done. I am absolutely SICK and LIVID. So what if I fucking main Genji. Do you faggots even know what the fuck you're talking about. Genji is one of the best fucking characters in the game if you know how to play him, and you just think because "OH I CAN'T PLAY HIM, ITS NOT ME ITS THE CHARACTER BOOOO". Why don't you arrogant faggots just get over yourselves and learn that picks are the most valuable thing in overwatch, an unhealable patch of damage that instantly gives you man advantage?

What, widowmaker giving you trouble, easy genji. zenyatta destroying the team with discord, easy genji. Is it not fucking obvious, you fucking idiots. I honestly bet if any of you took the time to figure out how to properly play him and where to locate, not just fucking think "OH ILL SPAM DOUBLE JUMP AND THATS ALL MY PEANUT BRAIN CAN HANDLE", you'd be able to make contributions, ACTUAL contributions. Not your shitty Harambe hero because you can't fucking aim, REAL contribution.

Really. If you don't think that genji isn't one of the most strong, yet underrated characters in the game, tell me about it. Prove me wrong. I want to hear it. Oh wait, what's wrong, you can't? Yah I didn't fucking think so, because all of a sudden your idiotic mind realized, oh yah HE DOES take out characters at flank range in less than a second, oh yah HE DOES take out zenyatta easily because his hitbox is bigger than YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT GETS FUCKED EVERY NIGHT, LOOKING AT YOU MERCY MAINS.

Face it, you have nothing to argue against me with. You know I won this one. I'm right, and you all know it, you just won't admit it, so just go ahead with your meme responses "oh he so mad lol average genji main amirite". Seriously, let me know why I'm wrong because you fucking can't, jackass.
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>>170400869
>Gold
>Silver
>Gold
>Silver
>Gold
>Silver

IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS ESPECIALLY ON FUCKING KOTH FUCK THAT SHIT
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>when you hit an sombra right after she translocates
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>>170404260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CirrRY_6aaU
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>>170404198
idk, it kicked everyone in the server.
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which overwatch hero would you like to PUNCH the most? Like just utterly fucking break their nose?
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>>170402545
Pecs a best,
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>>170404396
mei

so I can fuck her when shes beaten and broken
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>>170404396
Genji
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Just curious, what do we all think about YourOverwatch on youtube as a constructive tool to learn from? I find them just like "oh yah, I didn't think about it like that" at the very best. There more interesting to hear rather than educational I think.

>>170404247
>SPAM DOUBLE JUMP
>flank range
>the trend of not changing mercy mains getting fucked
ABSOLUTELY GRAND.
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>>170404297
>randomly shoot a log as Hanzo
>it hits an invisible Sombra in the head
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>>170404297
DELETE THIS
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>>170404396
Tracer
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wrong image ffs
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>>170404396
mei
and reinhardt but with my face
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>>170402498
>Be me last season
>Get up hover around 3300
>Get up to 3400
>Queue
>Fight team of super humans and get stomped
>Get up to 3400 again
>Fight another team of super humans
Masters never ever. Feels bad man.
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>>170404571
They're becoming woke, but upon joining a new game it's not really happening. If it was any other mode I'd be kicked by now.
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>>170404396
I want to punch Mei's uterus with the head of my penis. Does that count?
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Whats the best character to counter pharah with? I keep getting matched against these pharah/mercy combos that just shit all over us and its beyond infuriating
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>>170404247
Nice pasta
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>>170404698
the map has to change for it to be in effect i think.
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>>170404247
Holy shit, I'm fucking done. I am absolutely SICK and LIVID. So what if I fucking main Junkrat. Do you faggots even know what the fuck you're talking about. Junkrat is one of the best fucking characters in the game if you know how to play him, and you just think because "OH I CAN'T PLAY HIM, ITS NOT ME ITS THE CHARACTER BOOOO". Why don't you arrogant faggots just get over yourselves and learn that picks are the most valuable thing in overwatch, an unhealable patch of damage that instantly gives you man advantage?

What, symmetra giving you trouble, easy junkrat. reinhardt holding his shield in the middle of a choke, easy junkrat. Is it not fucking obvious, you fucking idiots. I honestly bet if any of you took the time to figure out how to properly play him and where to locate, not just fucking think "OH ILL SPAM DOWN A HALLWAY AND THATS ALL MY PEANUT BRAIN CAN HANDLE", you'd be able to make contributions, ACTUAL contributions. Not your shitty Harambe hero because you can't fucking aim, REAL contribution.

Really. If you don't think that junkrat isn't one of the most strong, yet underrated characters in the game, tell me about it. Prove me wrong. I want to hear it. Oh wait, what's wrong, you can't? Yah I didn't fucking think so, because all of a sudden your idiotic mind realized, oh yah HE DOES take out characters at long range in less than a second, oh yah HE DOES take out gorilla easily because his critical hitbox is bigger than YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT GETS FUCKED EVERY NIGHT, LOOKING AT YOU MERCY MAINS.

Face it, you have nothing to argue against me with. You know I won this one. I'm right, and you all know it, you just won't admit it, so just go ahead with your meme responses "oh he so mad lol average junkrat main amirite". Seriously, let me know why I'm wrong because you fucking can't, jackass.
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What're some good Lucio wallride spots I should practice?
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Anyone have the D.VA picture as a disney Princess? Cant find the fucking thing and it usually gets posted often
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>Blizzard STILL hasn't patched out Roadhog's ability to turn and place hooked targets off a cliff
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>Omnic scum gets a mini gravity surge
Why is this allowed?
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Winston is a black man
Lucio is a nigger

Understand the difference
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>>170404537
YourOverwatch is probably the best of the 'main' youtube Overwatch channels.

They actually seem to understand how to play the game unlike "I'm a babbling retard" Stylosa and "lets regurgitate whatever's on r/Overwatch" Overwatch Central.
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>>170404121
it'll be 3 hours and no one will reply with their actual rank

5 people masters?

this board is a joke, literal battle.net tier advice
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>>170401693
>>170402443
>>170404247
>>170404879
>no one changing Mercy
I didn't even know I used to have sides.
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>>170405263
winston is a Gorilla from the moon
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>playing soldier
>sprinting toward objective
>victory in sight
>hear something playing softly in the distance
>[music intensifies]
https://youtu.be/tNveMjoSxp0?t=101
>enemy lucio drifts past me
M-M-M-MASAKA
>mfw
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>>170403659
>my TV
>console
LOL
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>>170404879
Holy shit, I'm fucking done. I am absolutely SICK and LIVID. So what if I fucking main Hanzo. Do you faggots even know what the fuck you're talking about. Hanzo is one of the best fucking characters in the game if you know how to play him, and you just think because "OH I CAN'T PLAY HIM, ITS NOT ME ITS THE CHARACTER BOOOO". Why don't you arrogant faggots just get over yourselves and learn that picks are the most valuable thing in overwatch, an unhealable patch of damage that instantly gives you man advantage?

What, bastion giving you trouble, easy hanzo. zarya cockblocking the team with barriers, easy hanzo. Is it not fucking obvious, you fucking idiots. I honestly bet if any of you took the time to figure out how to properly play him and where to locate, not just fucking think "OH ILL AIM SCATTER ARROW AT THE FLOOR AND THATS ALL MY PEANUT BRAIN CAN HANDLE", you'd be able to make contributions, ACTUAL contributions. Not your shitty Harambe hero because you can't fucking aim, REAL contribution.

Really. If you don't think that hanzo isn't one of the most strong, yet underrated characters in the game, tell me about it. Prove me wrong. I want to hear it. Oh wait, what's wrong, you can't? Yah I didn't fucking think so, because all of a sudden your idiotic mind realized, oh yah HE DOES take out characters at mid range in less than a second, oh yah HE DOES take out gorilla easily because his critical hitbox is bigger than YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT GETS FUCKED EVERY NIGHT, LOOKING AT YOU MERCY MAINS.

Face it, you have nothing to argue against me with. You know I won this one. I'm right, and you all know it, you just won't admit it, so just go ahead with your meme responses "oh he so mad lol average hanzo main amirite". Seriously, let me know why I'm wrong because you fucking can't, jackass.
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>>170405263
Pretty sure you got that backwards.
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>>170405263
>both have weak guns
>both have push attacks
>both have shields that crumple in ten seconds
>both jump all over the place
>both bother snipers
>both have a punch as their quick attack

So the difference is Lucio is a self centered prick and Winston is a cool dude who pays his taxes?
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>>170401693
>>170402443
>>170404247
>>170404879
>>170405472
>tfw no one can debate my points so they attempt to make a copypasta out of my post
Really hurts, realizing that's all you anons have. Everyone here is laughing at you anons.
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>everyone still raging about Ana

For fuck's sake, people, all the did was lower some numbers. You've still got your entire kit, including your bullshit sleep dart and heal block, all it means is you're no longer second in DPS to Soldier and no longer have better healing than all three of the other healers combined. You'll survive and adapt to being normal instead of overpowered.

>>170401151
Godjesus finally.
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>>170405253
i mean russia gets their tech from the omnics so makes sense
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>>170404121
Not necessarily, but you should take any advice here with a grain of salt, because it could very well be coming from a silver/gold player.


Also, there's a difference between giving advice and following advice. A lot of players here watch streams, tournaments etc... and they very well may know what they're supposed to be doing (or how to give advice for a hypothetical question) however, that is much different than being able to mechanically replicate their own advice, or have the in-game awareness to follow their own advice.

But yeah, i've been here for months now and there's definitely a lot of chucklefucks here that think they know what they're talking about because they watch Seagull's stream
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>>170405263
>Winston is a calm educated and rational gorilla
>Lucio is a excitable BR that plays niggertunes and probably says WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIT in his spare time
It fits
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>>170405107
Numbani, Anubis and illios if you are just getting started. Lot's of tall walls and pillars for you to practice getting a feel for his ability and its potential.

If you're looking for a bigger challenge try going from low ground to high ground on maps like Dorado and Gibraltar. Those have some of the most brutal ridges and can give you an idea of what walls you wont be able to glide across without spamming the jump button
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>Tekhartha "The Man Himself" Zenyatta getting more buffs

feels good to be a Zen player.
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>>170405594
>Lucio is a self centered prick
>single-handedly beat back a greedy enslaving mega-corporation trying to destroy his home and fuck over the lives of his family and neighbors
>heals people
>self-centered

Do you retards every stop to think before you say/post anything?
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>>170405263
>>170405594
>>170405767
>Lucio is a polite gentleman who pays taxes, donates to charity, bangs qt Korean mechpilots, and all around has a nice demeanor

>Winston is trying to get his old illegal gang back together, shot up a museum in a gangfight, and literally has chimping out as an ULT
You got that backwards buddy.
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>>170405646
just a point for
>Also, there's a difference between giving advice and following advice. A lot of players here watch streams, tournaments etc... and they very well may know what they're supposed to be doing (or how to give advice for a hypothetical question) however, that is much different than being able to mechanically replicate their own advice

Reminds me of sverely obese doctors or dieticians/trainers telling others how to train properly

If you can't even perform your own advice, why are you giving it, expecting you are authoritative and therefore deserve a response?

It's like a 350lb man giving advice to <250lb men how to lose weight
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>>170405767
>projecting your garbage worldview onto a fictional character who happens to be black
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>>170405613
you're the one being made fun of anon
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>>170405994
I spy a triggered nigger
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>>170405767
lucio is polite, kind, and a bro, who is also a support character

don't be a fucking retard, anon
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>>170406013
Yah, that's usually what happens when anons can't debate why they think they're right so they just try to act like they are by making jokes. Nothing more than damage control anon. Regardless of their jokes, I'm still correct.
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>>170406050
I'm white, but lucio is a bro
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>>170406050
I spy an unfunny double nigger.
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>>170405613
I know this isn't bait but keked really hard
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>>170406129
Cry more you fat fucking bitch. You have no power here like on /utg/. Your fucking days on 4chan are numbered and you know it
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>>170406129
What's there to debate? You're jerking off over Widowmaker, something everyone and their dog here does, you're not special or unique and she's not worth being obsessed over. They're mocking you for posting that pasta and being a retard.
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>>170406269
post your rank tryhard

guarantee your ass is gold/low plat
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>>170406129
they don't want to debate because no one cares you faggot.
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>>170405161
>>170405161
Anyone??
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>>170406345
2934 currently
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>>170405942
you don't get brought up at all in the pug group
who r u
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>>170406235
>keked really hard
Seems like damage control to me anon, but LOL so funny amirite?

Honestly, most likely just samefagging from the copypsta.
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>>170405920

> If you can't even perform your own advice, why are you giving it, expecting you are authoritative and therefore deserve a response?

I'm not sure you phrased that properly but I think i get the gist. Well for one, everyone knows positioning is key. It wouldn't be improper for someone in silver/gold to give (correct) positioning advice, because they may be mechanically unable to follow it.

For instance, I can tell the soldier he should be positioned on high ground to defend their next push. I personally might not be able to stand on high ground and defend the enemy push because my aim might not be good enough to hit the enemies. However, that doesn't make my advice any less correct.

So yeah, there's elements of people here being generally clueless and giving bad advice, but there's also elements of good advice which the person themselves can;t follow because they simply aren't as good at the game.
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>>170406395
but what is it really

I'm 4000 brah

>>170406371
>>>/r/
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>>170405767
>>170406050
I will not stand for this slander of based frogman of funky beats and contesting points, he is a friend and I love him.
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>>170406345
Don't know who that other anon is posting but I'm 3452
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>Winston's Barrier Projector starts its cooldown when deployed

Fucking finally. But did they also increase the time it's active to 6 seconds? I noticed that the counter starts at 13 seconds and the barrier ends at 7 seconds, didn't it use to only last 5 seconds?

Also it needs a little more health, at least 200 more, right now it's still a soap bubble.
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>>170405263
Lucio is SJW trash too
>Happy Holidays
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>your [hero] is being countered
>"hey [hero], you're being countered, could you switch?"
>"BUT I HAVE GOLD [stat]"
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>>170406582
>saying "happy holidays" now constitutes being "sjw trash"

are you rentartled, anon?
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>>170406550
winston would be too powerful and oppressive to anyone he jumps on if they cant break the barrier in decent time.
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>>170406541
yeah I'm at a solid 4k, step it up.

>>170406639
this whole game is sjw trash
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>>170401418
Fun fact. This picture is based on a real restaurant in Japan
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>>170406639
*Dibs Bedora*

Merry Christmas or nothing you cuck
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>>170406438
nope, you nigger. Guess what, everyone is laughing at you. Also no they don't need damage control, seems like you do because you're replying to everyone replying to you.
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>>170406582
>happy holidays is now SJW trash

Anon the dude travels across the fucking globe, he's probably just accustomed to saying happy holidays when he's in a different country every week.
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>>170406690
bet
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>>170406732
Report, don't respond.
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>>170406639
>"Happy holidays!"
>"heh, Merry CHIRSTMAS, jeez some people amirite?"
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>>170401693
She's a shit character because she can't do much beside snipe. She has little utility and has little in the way of likability. Sure, you might get those head shots, but if your team isn't acting on it it's just pissing in the wind. Not only that, your high and mighty attitude is why no one likes widowmaker. Insufferable cunts that think they are god, like you are now, when genji can get up your ass and spray his weeaboo robo sperm all up your anus.

You can't carry a team and if you can't provide a pick within the first minute, you're shit and need to get off her. If you can, go for it, but she is far from one of the best or her pick rate would be higher.
I've seen Zenyattas 1v1 a widow at range and shit on her. Why? Cause she's shit. What's the point of being a sniper if you let an omnic like Zenny shit on you? You can't heal, you aren't on the objective, your kills are meaningless when the entire enemy team pushes on the point and turns it into a 5v5 and that's being gracious that you can even hit someone before they get to the point.
You get countersniped by Ana, counter sniped by Zen, counter sniped by Hanzo, and ran the fuck over with the flankers and two mobile tanks. Your spider mine does jack all for damage, even Lucio's passive outheals you little toy.

So what do you bring? a 1 in 4 chance of a pick, a wall hack as an ultimate that Hanzo can do as a normal ability, a mine that can be blown off by the dewy morning fart of Gamamedes, And a grappling hook you use to run from the point instead of dying on it to extend overtime for the rest of your team.
You call yourself a god, but you are no more than a false idol.
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>>170404825
Widow is Pharah's strongest counter in my opinion. Get some cover and take out Mercy then Pharah.
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>lost my first three placements
>afraid to play because I'll tilt and get placed under 3000 for the first time

what's the best time to play?
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i miss harambe
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>>170406702
>two other voicelines that say "merry chirstmas"
>a fucking santa costume
>FUCKING KEKS SAYING HAPPY HOLIDAYS FOR ONE CHARACTER
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>>170406702
????
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What went wrong?
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>>170406961
Everything
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>>170406884
whenever because it doesn't matter
just resets next season who cares
just have fun
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>>170406660
One person can't break it anyway, unless it's Bastion and why are you jumping at him? The extra HP is for when Winston needs to use it as an emergency shield for the team or he's got several people coming after him when his target screams for help.
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>>170406961
yes
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>>170406708
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>>170406702
>tfw /pol/ got cuck uncensored because it's part of their board culture
>tfw cuckolding is literally a major part of /pol/'s board culture
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>>170407045
that's what I'm saying. with more hp he can just dive into 2-3 heroes and survive with a potential kill.
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>>170404396
Fucking symmetra or pharah
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


THE ONE TIME I WANT A PICTURE ITS NOT BEING POSTED


fuuck
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>>170407153
Why would you want to punch this?
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>>170407019
I often forget that this is what the game is about deep inside, thanks anon
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>>170407239
Absolutely fucking demolish that face. Just absolutely fucking beat her until the right side of her face is bruised and swollen and she can't see through her black eyes
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>>170407239
Cuz she and her pocket heal slut are too damn anooying
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>>170407239
not same anon, but that's a great pic of pharah to want to punch
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>>170407239
because it's a shitty SFM face
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>>170407148
It'll help keep him alive to get that one kill considering it takes five/six seconds to kill even Tracer with his tickle cannon. And it disappears after six seconds anyway, unlike Orisa's 20-second barrier and Reinhardt's infinite barrier.
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>>170402117
same
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>>170407239
She wouldn't even feel it. She's a strong girl. And is used to it from all the abuse she received from her mother as a child.
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>>170407286
Silly Anon, you can't punch a power armor.
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>The rooster crows at midnight

What did he mean by this?
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>>170407364
I suppose.
All I'm getting at is that with the way his kit is designed, he could get very oppressive very fast with the right buffs.
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>tfw no Italian hero
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>quickplay
>every single game is retarded meme comp which stopped being funny months ago

>comp
>every single game is determined by which team has the higher concentration of throwers or smurfs

>arcade
>you'd be lucky to even find a game
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IT'S OVER

ANA IS FINISHED!
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>>170401418
>the tank isn't bastion
0/10
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>>170407429
But Ana was a loving mother.
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>playing Ana
>there's McCree on our team, staying on the high ground behind everybody
>keeps using "I need healing" callout when he gets dinked by Roadhog from half a map away
>starts spamming "I need healing" if he isn't healed in 10 seconds
>twice I turned around to check his health, found him at ~90% and got shot in the back
This happens a lot with long-ranged DPS, especially snipers. It's really fucking annoying because you can't see if they really are hurt or just spamming unless you turn to them.

Another retarded thing is tanks spamming "I need healing" when they are actually getting healed. It's impossible for me to outheal the whole fucking enemy team, not to mention two out of four healers have a pretty low healing speed.
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>>170407429
>as a child
She still gets it as an adult
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>>170407412
>fat fetish art

Get that degenerate trash out of here
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>>170407484
>custom games
>only ERP, AFK and LOLEVERYTHING500%SORANDUMXD games
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I NEED HEALING
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>>170407587
think you have it bad? try playing rein and looking behind you to see if your team disappeared or not
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>>170407587
> McCree on high ground
> "twice i turn around to check his health"

there's your problem, you should be on high ground with him. Take advantage of that range
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>>170407625
>no All Brawls mode anymore
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>>170407569
She forced her daughter to get matching eye tattoos when she was six years old. Ana was a terrible mother.
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>hop on QP
>genji hanzo mccree instapick

EVERY
FUCKING
GAME
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>>170407798
Actually she got it when she joined the military.
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>>170407441
His barrier could have 10,000 HP and it wouldn't do much since it only lasts six seconds. Changes to his Leap and Tesla Cannon would be the major one that need to be done carefully.

Blizzard said they would look at characters without M2 abilities/attacks, and Winston's could be either a chargeable AoE electric pulse or a Donkey Kong-style ground slap that makes a shockwave similar to his Leap's but with a smaller radius.
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>>170407659
>tfw your genji stands still so you can heal him and he instantly gets headshot
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>>170407805
if you want a serious comp play competitive
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>>170407703
By "high ground" I mean "standing on some balcony that is perfectly visible to the enemy team from afar but doesn't offer a decent vantage point for any kind of sniping".

>>170407684
That's also pretty bad. It's irritating when you have three people behind you, ult and then they all decide to jack off in a corner or something.
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>>170406535
what the fuck is wrong with his elbow
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>>170404546
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>>170407850
that'd be pretty sick.
thanks for the info anon
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>>170407625
There's no point. There's no saving, there's no control, if Blizzard changes something then the balance of your game gets fucked too. They could easily destroy your concept by adding/removing abilities, or changing the nature of those abilities.

And if you do put an extreme amount of effort in for a game that doesn't want you to have any control? You end up with some shitty zombies game, or a shitty codlike, or a shitty quakelike.
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>tfw mercy main
>tfw ana, the competitor for really quick heals gets btfo and her self sustain is now much shittier
>tfw all the ana players will bandwagon over to zenyatta, not mercy, because they care more about the damage part of ana's kit, not so much the healing

>tfw hopefully will only deal with minimal mercy bandwagoners at best
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>>170404546
>charge to the point as Rein
>hit Sombra trying to flank your supports
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>>170407858
>tfw your ana sucks at aiming so you have to stand still for her to heal him and you die anyways
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>>170406884
placements probably matter less than the games that come after them
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>>170407858
>>170408218
BTFO.
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>>170407434
Yea i can
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>>170407239
I want to beat her chin with my balls
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>>170407850
They have never said that.
They wrote that they were going to add additional modifiers to some secondary weapons in the custom game mode and EVERYONE took that out of context and misinterpreted that as "we're adding new secondary fire modes".
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>>170407858
>>170408218
>>170408316
BTFO.
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>>170408380
Do not lewd Pharah.
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>>170408074
Well, Zen's secondary utility is better than Mercy's in most cases. She has more mobility, yes, and is great at fixing the team's mistakes (provided she survives long enough for her ult to charge), but Zen is better at denying ults altogether.

She's better at healing, though, I'll give you that. Although Ana still has no competitors at long range healing; Zen's range is smaller, and his healing output is lower.
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>>170406845
>countersniped by Ana

Not anymore.
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Can Mercy get discorded behind Rein shield now? If so, she'll probably fall into irrelevancy again after this patch
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Anons I am prepared to offer a very large bounty for the for the secret to winning a comp game against a team build around doing nothing but keeping bastion guarded.
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>>170401416
>go to /lolg/
>esports news everywhere
>go to /dotag/
>esports news everywhere
>go to /csgog/
>esports news everywhere
>go to /owg/
>haha esports are for nerds
and you wonder why our community sucks
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>>170408514
yes
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>>170408557
Sorry Jeff, but Overwatch is not and will never be a serious esport.
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>>170408514
Rein on attack is dead now because of bastion anyway.

But Mercy Bastion is great though.
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Autists literally and non ironically REEEEEing loudly into their mic on quick play
And here I thought the ree meme was a myth
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>>170408746
a lot of OW streamers spam pepe, sadly
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>>170408385
Can you link the blue post?
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>>170408551
> Play Zarya
> Eat bastions damage for all that charge
> shield friendly Dva
> eat all that damage for all that charge
> break Reins shield
> Grav + DVA bomb
> Win game

Make sure you get the mercy though. Either she's hiding for a rez, in which case you need a flanker to grab her first, or shes behind the Rein shield, which should explode her in the combo.

Also, Bastion + Rein + Mercy is a great way to counter an enemy Bastion + Rein + Mercy
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Why does blizzard continuously shill to chinks? Chinese is literally the worst sounding language in the world.
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>nerfs/buffs announced
>already have zenyattas in my quick play lobbies

FUCK OFF MY HERO I NEED TO WARM UP REEEEEEE
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>>170408795
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753348196#post-6
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>>170408551
Wait for the next patch.
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>yfw with all these shield characters, hero 25 will have an ability to ignore shields altogether
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>>170408971
But that's Rein.
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>>170408551
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>>170408971
So you mean a dive comp.
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>>170406845
dam son you went in
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>>170407890
I went on QP because i wanted to have a bit of casual fun after comp and play something else other than tank.
Seeing the usual genji/hanzo/mccree/widow picks don't make me want to heal at all and tanking with those is just a disaster since they're more spread than mercy's legs.
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>>170409237
>i wanted to have a bit of casual fun after comp and play something else other than tank
So did those instapickers. Just play whatever, nobody cares.
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>>170407446
Only thing I can think of for an Italian hero is someone similar to Reinhardt but with a giant sword and more Centurion themed.
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>>170408971
We already have Winston. But yeah, Doomfist is going to be a melee hero
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>>170406845
Not only that but she provides no damage soak for the team.

For instance, a Soldier/McCree/Reaper/Mei etc.. can all take a little bit of chip damage and still be fine, while also soaking up damage that could potentially be meant for a support. Having a higher overall team HP pool makes a difference in team fights
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Bedouin or Nomad?
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>>170406876
if you can aim sure, only thing is with widow, and why I would argue she isn't pharah's strongest counter, is because widow is actually dive prone and pharah is a dive character. The margin for error is small, if you miss her once or twice and she sees you, once she gets on top of you than suddenly YOU become the countered character.

if you cant aim so well I'd recommend bastion to take her down
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>>170401693
Is this the original pasta?
It doesnt really seem like it because the genji one is funnier.
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>>170407446
Maybe they'll make Doomfist Italian

Although if they get Terry Crews to voice him, then maybe not
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>"damage doesn't matter because all you did was shoot at shields"
>"elims don't matter because all you did was hit someone once"
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>>170409561
There's also Ana. You have to aim with her as well, but she's less noticeable and a bit more self-sustainable. She can take out 200 HP heroes in three shots, in two if she's boosted by Mercy or the enemy is debuffed by Zen.

Although I wouldn't necessarily call her a "counter".

>>170409771
Objective time matters.
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>>170409771
Shield damage will matter come Orisa.
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>>170409916
name one specific aspect of pharah that is so overpowered that it needs to be nerfed.
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>>170409561
Bastion is a weird pick. Sure, Pharah can't kill Bastion but Bastion can't kill Pharah either.

Even soldier and McCree have trouble with a good pharah on maps with lots of places she can peek from. When you look at the entire roster and assume each player has a similar skill level, then I also think Widowmaker is the best, most reliable Pharah counter.
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Anybody else get ranked way lower than usual this season?

I ended up ranking super low gold (like around 2100), and just climbed up to 2600, which is where I started in previous seasons. Don't get me wrong, the feeling of actually climbing is pretty rewarding, but it was weird to be ranked so low.
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>>170409835
>"objective time doesn't matter because the dps was making space while you were afk on payload"
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>>170409984
Her ________face.
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>>170409984
She's cuter than all the other female heroes.
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>climb from 1750 to 2950
>can't break through because I keep getting shitty trolls and ragers every game
I can't believe the attitudes have gotten worse the higher I've climbed
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>>170408551
Pharamercy, boop reinhardt out of the way and Bastion's spread is so shit Mercy healing can keep you alive while you duck behind cover to reload
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>>170410142
This.
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>PTR
>Ana nerfs
>piss jar halved
>gun nerfed

What's next then? Increased sleep dart CD after all these shitty DPS players are still getting murdered by Ana?

Really, faggots? 3 shots to kill you is unfair because "s-support can't kill DPS"? Having to bait out a dart and a jar of piss is unfair?

Holy fucking shit. It's the "piss jars in team fights are too strong" angle again, isn't it? You'd think the meta would shift away "hide behind Rein while Hog tries to grab someone; Lucio, get that niggerbopz ready". No, just shit on Ana until she's no more effective than Mercy or Zen for twice the effort it takes to play either of them.

Time to keep riding Soldier's dick to GM.
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>>170410143
People in gold and low plat have accepted their fate.

People closer to Diamond believer they deserve to be Masters.
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>>170410034
I'm genuinely sorry your team weren't up to par for you anon, but are you seriously implying that objective time doesn't matter?
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>>170401859
You're missing:
>Zen
- Orb of Destruction: Alternate fire recovery reduced from 1s to 0.6s

And this is wrong:
>>Junkrat ( buff)
>-no longer damaged by own grenades
It's actually
>No longer hurts himself from his own explosions. (This would include his ult)
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>>170410246
How does one ride solider to GM when most of the pool has shields?
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>>170409916
>pharah is too strong!!
>well unless the other team is running S76 mccreamy le baguette sniper or brokenstion then shes pretty much buttfucked
pharah isnt even that good she doesnt need nerfs
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I want a genji skin with a cyborg body but no mask on.
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>>170410365
You ride him to Diamond and then jump ship to Pharah.
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>>170408902
>The next hero options we're working on are some of the missing alternate fire abilities

So yes, the ones without M2 abilities/attacks are getting some.
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>>170410480
if he pulls it off he would die
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Upon reading this, you have 10 seconds to come up with a game mechanic right now. Do you have it? Ok

Flip the effect, and discuss how that would affect the game.

>damage decreases with range
>damage now increases with range
Pharah fucking destroyed.
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>>170410496
This, actually this

I did this, as cancerous as it makes me.
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>>170410246
The piss jar in team fights is too strong. I'm sorry that Blizzard didn't give Ana a self heal aside from her piss jar, but that's the hole they dug themselves into with her kit.

Her damage though, that didn't really need a nerf.
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>>170410251
Not me, placed in high silver trying to climb back to plat and maybe eventually diamond
It's been smooth sailing besides the occasional autistic mainers and even then I can usually carry as Zarya/tracer/ana, currently mid gold
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>>170410592
New tank hero that lets other heroes ride on its back, can pop up cover for people to crouch behind
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>>170410246
Oh i'll ride him alright
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>>170410592
gravity

characters now walk on the cieling

uh

this game is fucking dumb
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>>170410226
>that face
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>>170410590
no it'd just be extremely painful
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>>170410626
They should've nerfed her anti heal, shit is stupid strong in a teamfight and shits all over zen's ult
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>>170410793
What about it, Anon?
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>>170410803
for you
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>>170410839
Like how? A set amount before the debuff is gone?
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>>170410143
Hang in there
I haven't played comp this season but here's my s3 climb
Received the game Christmas, started ranked after level 25. Got 1400.got to 2400 relatively easily.went up to 2879.down to 2400.then 2400 to 2700. Made it to diamond in the last week
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>>170410592
>Pharah fucking destroyed.
>can now one-shot shields and tanks but becomes a glass cannon
Eh, would be fun to watch. Maybe I should set up a custom game with bots to try something similar out.

>certain heroes take damage from their own projectiles
>certain heroes can now heal themselves with their own projectiles
I can bench more than you.
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>>170410913
Like:
>piss jars reduces healing by 50%

But no, the whole thing needs its numbers cut in half because god forbid faggots playing Tracer/Genji/Reaper figure out how to dodge a piss jar or sleep dart instead of making a beeline for Ana like she's a free kill.
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>>170410914
Prepare to get placed 1400 in S4
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>>170408551
-play sombra
-focus solely on hacking the bastion or reinhardt
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>>170410246
yeah like I said all nerfing her damage is doing is just turning her into a fucking healbot

nanoboost is what needed to be fucking nerfed, im so fucking sick of ever meta being nanoblossom nanoblade nanovisor nanobastion
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>>170411056
>piss jars reduces healing by 50%
I'd so dig this nerf, actually. IT's make it to where it doesn't completely make Zen useless while staying within fair limits because it only gives 50% extra healing so 50% less healing sounds fair enough.
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>>170410592
Landmines

Random map surfaces explode for OHKOs.
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>>170410580
He means how m2 abilities are missing from the modification options.
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>>170411162
>all nerfing her damage is doing is just turning her into a fucking healbot
good
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>play dps
>+25 for wins and -20 for losses
>play support
>+15 for wins and -30 for losses
The fuck is this
Why would I ever pick support if blizzard gives me this shit
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>>170410597
why is playing pharah cancerous

If the other team lets you fly around and cant swap to S76 or now bastion to keep you out of the sky then dont they deserve to lose
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>>170410592
The game mechanic I came up with was that all six players can use their ults together to summon Captain Planet. I have no idea what the opposite of that is.
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Somebody post the mspaint comic where Widow lures in Tracer with a fish and chips trap.
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>>170408557
That's the thing I dislike about those subs most.
Esports aren't that great.
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>>170411293
I get ~20-30 for winning as a support (usually closer to 22-25) and lose about the same amount, unless I'm on a losing streak. Maybe you're playing above your MMR?
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>>170410861
its so bad compared to the in game one
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>>170411384
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>>170408557
esports are a fucking cancer.

Games are for fun, not for work.
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>>170408557
There's only one good thing about overwatch esports and that's soe
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Just re achieved plat for this season, not easy doing it solo as a Zenny/Lucio main who has to off tank as Rein/Zarya when the team gets healers.

Am I doing good yet, /owg/?
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>>170411481
Thank you.
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>>170406845
>if you can't provide a pick within the first minute
>if you suck at aiming
FTFY

>I've seen Zenyatta's 1v1 a widow at range and shit on her
And widow that loses to the planet sized hitbox of Zenyatta is autistic.

>countersniped by Ana
>taking away the attention of a healer from the rest of her team, when her shit 60 damage will never kill you, while you can most likely just 2 shot her especially if she aims and slows movement
So forcing the support to choose between healing and trying to get an elimination because it's tough for others to do it? Yah, seems like Widow really does nothing in this situation

>countersniped by Hanzo
I'll give you that, but at the worst, you can easily compete with hanzo, and I'll give that a 50/50 ratio tradeoff of kills, and I'm good so make it more like 80/20.

>1/4 chance of a pick
Yeah if I was a retard who never used a mouse before

>mine
Waiting for that to be buffed by the way

>ran the fuck over with flankers
Wow anon, it's almost like that's what flankers are supposed to do. Also, the grappling hook is good for getting out of situations like that. Remember how I said "Not only for getting to high spots".

>and mobile tanks
>forcing tanks to abandon their role of shielding the team to get you most likely at a distance, maybe get you, and then have to haul their asses back to the fight after they get you (or most likely give up) after the team already won the fight due to healers and tanks being distracted by you
Yah, no value in that whatsoever, amirite?

>not standing in the direct center of the point makes it a man-down
Anon, I don't know if you realize this, but she doesn't need to be at symmetra range to do her damage. I assume you knew this.

I'll let you know it was a good response though, but yah all you told me was "yah making healers and tanks abandon what they are supposed to be doing to maybe get to you a mile off the point is totally valueless".
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>>170411540
Yes, fellow Aw Yeah main. But if you need to carry your teams a lot, I'd suggest getting some hours on Ana, she's great for solo Q.
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>>170401089
Won't change that Sombra can't fucking kill anything.
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>>170407436

It's a sekrit code phrase.
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>HEY, BASTION
>SWITCH TO HEALER YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

Why can't people ask nicely? ;_;
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>>170411624
No problem
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>>170411427
I'm not that anon but has my messing around in QP as Genji fucked up my MMR? I used to be high plat when I was still new at the game but now even though I'm much better at my mains and game sense overall I was placed in silver despite winning nearly all my placement matches
My friend in masters even complimented my Ana gameplay so I know im not a shitter
Sorry if it's a stupid question, I don't understand how MMR works
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>>170411272
>all nerfing her damage is doing is just turning her into a fucking healbot
No, not good, its literally just a 25% fun nerf, meanwhile all the things within her kit that actually make her overpowered are still intact

so now shes basically just a better mercy, even down to being a helpless piece of shit when some cringey 14 year old genji main dives her and all she can do is just turn 360 and walk away instead of actually being able to defend herself

Maybe they'll give her all those cuck voicelines mercy has too "help me im being attacked please help"

her damage did not need to be nerfed. Nerf her healing, nerf her ulti, but all nerfing her damage does is give all the gongo mains raging boners because they no longer have dive targets that can give them problems if a better player is playing them, even against a gold genji an ana is going to be helpless, which is fucking dumb
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>>170407436
Reaper76 fags will tell you it means he wants to fuck reaper

Ana76 fags will tell you it means he wants to fuck Ana.

IN truth it means he wants to fuck Bastions pet bird.
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>>170411496
>the NFL is fucking cancer
>football is for fun not for work
I think you're missing the point
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>>170411736
Honestly, symmetra should be relabled as a defender and sombra as a support.
If you used sombra to hack heal packs, sit behind the tanks and protect the other support/backliners and then hack targets that are engaged by your tanks (they'll be too busy fighting your tanks to cancel the hack), sombra would be way more viable. People play her as a flanker like genji and it never fucking works, just bc she can teleport does not mean she's evasive, she has no sustain in a fight and can't be played that way. Treat her as a support and you'll do better
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>>170407569
>never looked at OW lore
>defined my Ana play by sleeping Pharah ults and generally sniping her out the sky
>I've been murdering my daughter this whole time

I'm a fucking monster.
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>>170401416
Kill yourself you peasant.

>>170408557
This.
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>>170411941
>I don't understand how MMR works
Neither does anyone who isn't a Blizzard employee. Since they don't publish any info about it, we can only guess.
I've heard that comp play does take QP MMR into account when you're doing your first placements, but if you've already played comp before, it shouldn't do anything. I fucked around with Sombrero in QP a lot during the off-season and still got placed slightly below my S3 rank despite losing 5 out of 10 placement matches.

I know supports used to have troubles with placements/SR gaining, especially if their team was doing well, since then they don't dish out a lot of healing, but I'm not sure if that's the case now. Personally I don't see a lot of difference between my gains/losses as a support, tank or DPS character, but I suck at playing DPS, so there's that.
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>>170412292
You never made the connection between the two having those tattoos and the fact that they have very similar faces?
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>>170412387
I don't ever play/look at Pharah without her beak face helmet.
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>>170412334
You're placements sounded like mine. I dick around in qp with characters I'm shit as. But I placed slightly under my s3 as my main. I usually gain around 30 points a game when I'm on my main. Varies based on performance, but one game where I was playing ana, which I didnt do especially much, I got 55 points, the system is weird
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>>170412387
They also have a similar color palette.
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>>170411909
No bully.
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how do i adjust to pharah's rocket speed

im too used to the soldier's
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>>170406845
>I can't play widowmaker so noone should!

THE POST
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>>170412680
I want to raise Pharah.
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>when someone switches off an important role and spams "hello" because we lost the first push
>in QP
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>>170412640
You get more if you're on a winning streak. Similarly, you lose more when you're on a losing streak. For example, last season I once lost 80 SR while playing an averagely performing Mercy because that was my fourth loss in a row. This season I got ~60 SR as Lucio after a 28-minute match on Ilios while I was on a winning streak.

That's a pretty retarded system, but as far as I know, it's Blizzard's way of making sure you get to stay withing your skill bracket. If you win a lot, you're too good and need to be moved higher. If you lose a lot, you're getting matched against an opponent that outskills you and you need to be moved lower. Of course, it completely disregards lucky games, unlucky games, getting carried, etc.
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>>170412772
>76% scoped accuracy, 15 crits
B-buh she doesn't kill anything, she does nothing at all! Thank you anon. Anons just don't understand that Widowmaker is incredible if you just don't suck with her. She has a really low skill floor so all these anons that are shit never stick with her and git gud meanwhile her skill ceiling is through the fucking roof.
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>>170412334
Maybe it also factors how many hours you played comp? That'd be stupid though
I've heard some cases where people were either ranked either way too high or too low, there's gotta be something else affecting MMR
I've gotten 4 golds in a game as a Zarya and still only went up like 40 points. Shits disgusting
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>>170411957
Stop bitching, she did more damage than most of the DPS characters, a healer should not be able to do that. And maybe it will make the retarded Ana players who do nothing but play as subpar Widowmakers actually heal their teammates, or stop using her so actual good players can use her.

You've still got your bullshit heal block and bullshit sleep dart, you'll be fine.
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>>170412970
>A system designed to keep the rich richer and the poor poorer
Brilliant
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>>170411496
Is watching sport on TV not considered fun to millions of people? So therefore people who like games would like to watch it in the same way.
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>>170402498
I got GM last night, there's quite a few masters and above here that I've seen
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Anyone have a screenshot of the post where Junkrat and Roadhog discover Zenyatta is a God AI?
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>>170413027
Well, it definitely takes your personal performance into account. There's no doubt about that.
Now, it can do it in several ways.
The system can compare your performance to the performance of your teammates, so players that carry their team get more SR.
It can compare your performance to the overall performance of all players in a match. So if you're doing better than your teammates but still getting raped by the enemy team, you're going to get less than the top performing enemy player if you win (or lose less SR than your teammates).
Or it can compare your performance to some average one. Not sure how that would work, but it's a possibility.

>I've heard some cases where people were either ranked either way too high
Perhaps they were carried, Or the enemy team was throwing and they managed to inflate their personal stats by getting easy picks.

>too low
Same thing but backwards. Maybe their team had ragequitters, maybe they had Handsoaps with 0/7 K/D.

>40 points
From a perspective of a support/Rein main, it's a pretty good haul.
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>>170413338
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>>170413338
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>>170413020
I would play her more if I wasn't busy healing the widows.
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>1 player slot empty
>re-instancing

every goddamn time
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>>170413663
Is tracer really a lesbian or both her and her gf really addicted to hot monkey dick?
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I used to enjoy Rein but now it's just a fucking chore
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>>170411695
Soon not anymore unless you become a sleepdart god
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>>170413020
>low skill floor
She doesn't, though. To be useful to the team you need to consistently land at least bodyshots while also keeping yourself alive. That's not something you can just learn to do in one day, provided you haven't had any prior FPS experience.

Lucio is an example of a low skill floor and high skill ceiling, because while you can pick him up and play just like that, to really explore all of the possibilities his kit offers you need to git gud at things like spacial awareness, proper communication, etc. Widow isn't like that; an average player picking her for the first time is going to achieve fuck all.
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>>170414374
Winston is a good friend and is also asexual so no fuck off.
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>7am
>3 min q times
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>>170414540
>Soon not anymore
Still has decent damage for a support character, still has her ult, still can deny healing.
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>>170412701
play direct hit
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>>170414668
>>170414540
And still has the highest HPS of all the healers. Only difference is it's a narrow margin instead of a "mandatory pick all the time" gulf.
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>>170412701
I'm too used to the Soldiers blast radius. Pharah's is tiny.
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>>170414374
Gorrilas have no sex drive. Winston cannot be sexually interested in Tracer.

Granted he could still be romantically interested, and eternally cucked by both the species gap and the fact Tracer is gay.
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so if widowmaker is meant to be cold and unfeeling, no emotions. then why is she portrayed as being able to be cocky and easy to exasperation.
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>>170414827
>Blizzard
>consistency
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MUH

>>170411470
it's actually pretty close (in that second pic)
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>playing Reaper
>diving their backline, killing their supports multiple times at the very least, and spoopy ghosting away
>team keeps losing 4v5
letting my SR decay last season was the biggest mistake I've made
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>playing CTF
>overall team comp is diveish
>enemy team has ana, symmetra, mei, bastion, zen and torb
>hold choke till i build d.va ult and with DM+nerf this we manage to get a flag

Why the fuck people play CTF with fucking iron tight defenses? This isn't fun for both sides then people bitch its a drawfest.
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>>170414827
Because killing people makes her feel "Alive". And in the game she is killing people or about to kill someone.

All that SFM porn you see doesn't show the giant pile of bodies needed to make her feel pleasure. Though some kills make her feel more alive then others it seems. Like when she killed Mondetta, she probably masturbated after that.
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>>170415023
Your SR doesn't affect who you get matched with. There's a hidden MMR stat that does it, and it doesn't decay. GM players who had decayed to Diamond still get placed with GMs/Masters.
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>>170414565
>Lucio is an example of a low skill floor
That's a high skill floor. At the worst, you're still contributing something just by existing. Lucio is bound to heal something, therefore he has a high skill floor, because even at the lowest point in skill (the floor) he still has high output.
Widow has a low skill floor. At the lowest point in skill (the floor), she has terrible output. And yes what you're saying is exactly my point. Widow is tough to play so nobody ever tries to get good.
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>steambot skin is oiled brass and bronze with no corrosion
>gearbot skin is bronze patina likely from steam
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>>170415105
>Like when she killed Mondetta, she probably masturbated after that
Fucking kek anon, now I'm picturing Widow getting onto that Talon ship at the end of the short, and just sitting down and shoving herself while the Talon agents look on in confusion.
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>>170415105
so then she's not unfeeling nor emotionless, she's just edgy and wants to kill
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>>170414565
I think you might be confusing it. I'm not that anon, but here's a difference that might clarify skill floors and ceilings. I didn't get it before the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ4BAG520LY
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whys she so cute, bros?
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>>170415152
Another issue with widow is that if you can aim with her you can aim with any other hero, like mccree or s76 which provide a lot more team utility than widow.
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>>170415305
Better question; when are we going to get a skin that gives her a normal haircut?
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>>170415305
She's gone from being my most hated character design to my favorite. I don't know what the fuck happened.
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>>170414827
She's also meant to have low heart rate, but she runs around just fine instead of being lethargic and clumsy. It feels like Talon just painted her blue and told everyone that they slowed down her heart just to sound cool.
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Holy shit this video http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57afd60a46bad
>tfw I unironically wish I was tracer here
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>>170415305
snark. best character for it.

also
>sitting animation
i need it
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> tfw no console update for bastion nerf
> tfw every match is a try hard el presidente stack

This is the least fun I've had in over 700 levels on this game. I've played in just about every rank from gold-masters since the patch went live and it's the same shit. This meta is 100x worse than tank meta, and tank meta was fucking awful
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>>170415556
How would she sit? Cross legged like Tracer? Reclining like Junkrat? Hack up a chair like Symmetra?
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When are they going to nerf Symmetra?
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>>170415671
cross legged, head in hand.
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>>170415740
when you can aim well enough to kill her before she gets max dps
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>All these shitters who mained Ana because she was OP

Who /trueanamain/ here?

Sticking with granny till the bitter end.
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>>170415423
>wish I was tracer here
queer
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Hanzo at your service
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>>170415838
She was never supposed to be used to fight anyway. She's still the best healer in the game.


They're gonna have to change her "One shot, one kill" line to "Five shots, one kill" though.
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How fertile is Hana?
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>>170415798

So in 1.8 seconds because she's already built up maximum damage off of another one of my teammates?
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>It's a Soldier 76 and McCree ignore Pharah episode
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Canonically, which hero do you think has a big cock?
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>>170416101
Reinhardt obviously.
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>d.va gets nerfed unfairly
>forum gets flooded with buff requests mostly reasonable and appealing to the devs common sense
>d.va mains start getting called whiners

>ana gets nerfed fairly
>forum gets flooded pls don't nerf, ana is shit now threads
>no data being posted only whining and data based on feels

Oh man, the tears. Ana mains are truly the worst, they were convinced they were geoff baby class and they would be untouchable due to that and he got the balls to actually nerf her.
Now we only need to see the same happening to roadhog and see a new salt wave.
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>>170416101
Zarya
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>>170416034
Not until she has her first period.
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Just had a game on volskya that went 26min and ended at 7-7, how long can a game go for?
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>>170401048
This has always puzzled me
>take a young underage girl
>make her look older 18+
>make porn of it
>is it CP or Loli
>if no is it moral to jerk off to it
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>>170416101
What drives people to draw this? Even if its a comission, how desperate for money are you?
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>>170416360
Fags
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>S76 and McCree suffer too much damage dropoff vs Pharah
>Widow is too rigid of a pick to run to just counter Pharah
>Ana has to 4 shot to kill Pharah
>Zen's discord is going to be out of control
>Winston buffed again
>divecancer heroes in general are getting indirect buffs


Get ready for the triple dps meta boys. You're going to now have 3 people on your team who will be potentially fucking useless if they're getting outaimed.
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>tfw just getting carried 2 times in a row
Feels good man
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When will Reaper become a viable choice?
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>>170416217
what

how old do you think she is
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>>170416101
This reminded me that leg day is tomorrow
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>>170416314
That's not an age up or anything. That's just Efi.
She's a little smart beyond her years but she's just a cute 11 year old
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>>170415838
I main Ana but team comps were already moving away from multiple tanks that necessitated her, Zen's discord might just be better anyway to discord whoever Winston jumps on even if Ana wasn't nerfed.

Tbh her most fun was when I was solo healing 2 tanks and 3 dps and carrying the fuck out of games, I don't think I can really do that anymore which is a bit of a shame.
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>>170416706
Eight.
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>>170416124
he seems to be overcompensating with that big hammer of his
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>>170416693
When he either gets a boost to take on tanks or is able to chase down squishies.
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>>170416360
Different strokes for different folks. Same reason people draw all the OW women with huge tittles and asses, the men as bara beefcakes, and Widowmaker and Zarya with titanic horse dongs.
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>>170416829
he's 7'1"
his hammer is in good proportion
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>>170416693
He is already viable, you just have to git gud
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>>170416314
>>is it CP or Loli

Its a fucking cartoon character, not a real child you stupid liberal fuck.
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>>170416693
>>170416836
Wraith form on a meter when?
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>>170416975
That would be OP as fuck.
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>>170415152
You're misusing your terms. "Skill floor" is an amount of skill you need to have at playing a character to be useful to the team. "Skill ceiling" is an amount of skill you need to have at playing a character to fully explore of your possibilities; basically, to be godlike at playing that character.

Lucio has a low skill floor. You can easily pick him up and be useful to your team at day one. He has high ceiling, however, because his potential doesn't end at just existing.

Widow has a high skill floor. You can't pick her up and do well, because you need to at least be able to position yourself properly and land body/headshots consistently. She has a high skill ceiling as well, because a good Widow player can land headshots consistently, use ult to not only help out yourself, but also your team, deny supports and enemy snipers, etc.

>>170415295
This video goes against the generally accepted definition of a "skill floor", basically flipping it upside down. Skill floor isn't really how far down you can go, it's how skilled you need to be to be deemed "acceptable" at playing your character.

Let's take Genji. To be useful with him, you need to have some idea about how to flank, how to engage and disengage, how to pick targets. That's your skill floor. If you play worse than that, if you try to snipe enemies from afar, or if you die all the time, you don't have enough skill. You're playing beneath the skill floor, and therefore you're not being effective.

Skyline's definition is based on the graph where he calls low skill/high effectiveness a "high skill floor", which is wrong. There's a minimum effectiveness you need to achieve for each character to be, well, effective. If to achieve that point you need low skill, that character has a low skill floor. Similarly, if you need high skill, it's a high skill floor.
He basically uses this definition (TW: Reddit): https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4se6mh/definiing_skill_ceiling_and_skill_floor/
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>>170416178
Tracer would know
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>>170417039
Ah, alrighty. Thanks anon, I'll look into it. I only really had that video to go on.
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>>170415251
She has been brainwashed into being unfeeling when not killing (except for when she visited her husbands grave)
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>>170416706
>>170416813
according to lore she is 19
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>>170416953
>you stupid liberal fuck

where did people on 4chan get this idea that only liberals would be opposed to CP cartoon or not. I could show fucking loli porn to any conservative in my area and they'd call it absolutely disgusting and anyone who enjoys it should be in jail, and no amount of going "lol u dumb cuck it's just a cartoon stop being so triggered" would convince them otherwise
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>>170416693
Post more soft edgelord.
>>170416975
https://pvplive.net/c/overwatch-developers-explains-why-certain-abilitie
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>>170417085
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Which is fundamentally worse to deal with:

1. The person who goes into a game, sucks shit, then goes into chat "whoops sry im so bad at character" and refuses to switch.

or

2. The person who spams memes in chat all game, sucks shit, refuses to switch to a useful class, and then says "git gud" or "you mad" when the team loses partly due to his fault.
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>>170416101
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>>170417110
That's not to say his analysis is wrong, though. It just uses different definitions of already existing terms, for some reason. Which is a bit confusing, but I can see where he's coming from.

Also, thanks for showing me that channel. It's pretty interesting.
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>>170417112
>brainwashing limits heart rate

lol
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>>170417085
I can't like this no matter how hard
They remind me too much of their female counterparts.
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>>170417192
Both are the same shit since this is a team game and you should swap if things aren't going well, though #2 sounds more annoying.
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>>170417274
First they brainwashed her. Then they altered her physiology.
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>>170417192
2 because people are allowed to be shitty when learning a character, assuming this is QP.
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>>170417158
In Korea that's the same as 30 or 40.
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>>170416975
>complete invincibility on demand with no c/d
i see no possible way this can go wrong
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how do i git gud? how do I see these genjis with insane mouse sensitivity jumping and zipping all over while still landing hits consistently and killing? wtf?
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>>170416693
Give him a shorter cooldown on Wraith Form and lower the casting time of Shadow Step.

You've now fixed Reaper without giving him more damage.
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>>170417364
what was the point in altering her physiology. i mean, there really can't be any good to come out of lowering her heart rate.
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>>170417364
Was she a huge qt before or after the altering?

I find it difficult to believe she would be nothing more than an average housewife with an ass that massive.
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>>170417419
Wake up, warm up, done.
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What is the epitome of a godly lucio? Is it healing like there's no tomorrow while still keeping the team speed boosted and staying off the floor?
Or is it acting like a ghetto pharah and taking the fight to the enemy as a flanker that can heal similar to what DSPStanky does?
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>Ana finally gets a massive nerf

Is she is finally a useless cum slut?
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>>170417274
They lowered her heartrate substantially which resulted in her blue skin.

Except on the Comtesse and Huntress skins, where she got bit by a Vampire. '

>>170417428
>there really can't be any good to come out of lowering her heart rate

It supposedly let her camp in a snipers position for long periods of time and made her exceptionally accurate.
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>>170417428
Snipers try to lower their breathing and heart rate to have steadier aim.
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What would be an idea for a South African hero?
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>>170417428
Apparently it makes her a better sniper. really it should kill her but Overwatch is full of crazy shit anyways.

I guess a fast beating heart could mess with you if you are trying to snipe someone.

>>170417526
Well she was married to a high ranking Overwatch Agent which is probably a very comfy position. She most likely did not need to work. Her and gérard's marriage also seems to have been quite good.
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>>170417596
>>170417617
sure but to the point it actually makes her skin go purple/blue. that's unhealthy.
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>>170417410
but biologically its very fertile
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>calm down! calm down! Blizzard never makes mistakes!
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>>170417364
then they made her a special snowflake
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>>170417660
rape
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>>170417676
I mean she could've lived a supermodel lifestyle, but she chose to settle down, and never even have any kids? Seems kinda strange.
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>>170417428
lower heart rate, less need to breath.
breathing= fucking with the scope.
also anyone think shes a ballerina with the skins and emotes?
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>>170417008
That depends on how it's done. Obviously it can't be instant (like you can shoot him before he goes into his wraith form and after he goes back to normal while he can't shoot) and there should be a delay before it starts recharging. It's not much better, but it would be a good start.
>>170417170
>f he were able to cancel it freely there would probably have to be a decent delay before he were able to fire again, to give his enemies enough warning.
This is what i'm talking about.
>>170417418
Now that's not how you do it.
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>>170417285
get out of 4chan you dumb nigger
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>>170417754
What if he's Afrikaans (White)?
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>>170417787
a cock-ballerina maybe
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>>170417787
Probably.

>>170417783
It is curious she never had kids. Though nowhere is it said she did not and we do not know how long she and gerard were married.
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>>170417592
A little bit of both. DSPStanky is godlike at his boops, but his healing and Qs are sometimes off. And, as he himself admitted, his aggressive playstyle can really fuck the whole team over if he isn't careful.

You need to keep your team alive while trying to dispose of priority targets, occasionally getting easy picks if they don't force you to separate from your team for a long time. The better you are at Lucio and communicating with you team, the more you can get away with while playing aggressively, but you still have to prioritize keeping you team alive. If going out right now and hunting down McCree that has ult will save your team, and you're sure he isn't going to fuck you up, do it. But if your team is under fire, you should warn them about an ulting McCree and try to keep them alive with healing instead.

At least that's my take on it. I'm no grandmaster, so my understanding of a godly Lucio is limited.
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>>170417660
Some kind of mechanic maybe? We could use another builder.

A map set in Capetown would be awesome.
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>headset mic works flawless in every other game
>its set to default
>shit doesnt work in-game despite being turned on and set to default devices

Wtf is this shit, anyone got a solution?
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>have an Ana
>she spams that she has Ult
>never ults all game

Why?
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>>170417879
>It's revealed she and Gerard did have kids
>She killed them too
>Talon had to erase all memory of them or else she wouldn't cooperate no matter what they tried
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>>170417980
waiting for the right opportunity to use it I guess
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>>170417860
a kek ballerina
would explain the fineness and lordosis
>>170417879
i hope for some characters to get more fleshed out
widow and sombra continuations when.
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>>170417595
It wasn't massive, and she's still useful. Her healing is still the highest of the four healers but only by a small margin now, and she's no longer the second-best DPS character. She's also still got her entire kit so she can block healing and sleep. She won't be gone but she also won't be mandatory.
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>>170417660
>>170417891
He would be Wikus.
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>>170417828
Here's a (you), next time either quote the correct post or write something that actually makes sense.
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>>170417980
Not her fault that you won't confirm you are ready for your ult.
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>>170418070
Oh fuck yes.
Would it work to have a refugee Alien warrior joining as a member in Overwatch? Or would that just fuck up the lore too much?
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>>170418054
>that decision between possibly wasting your ult in a minor fight and not having it later when you really need it or not using it at all/being too late with it
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>its another 1v6 episode
QP is cancer
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>decide to check out some custom games with my group to chill out after doing comp for a few hours
>BSDM Symmetra RP
>oh boy this sounds good
>go in
>pic related

Names covered to protect the innocent
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>>170418168
Depends if they take place in the same universe. They probably do.
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>>170418054
>76 had ult 3 times
>Ana never ulted

Probably just shit who played Ana because of reddit saying how OP she is.
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you all talk about widow's breathing and low heart rate. the real question is;

is that pussy fertile?
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>early morning EU QP
>absolutely dead

20m players, right?
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>>170418164
>he doesn't keep tabs on his teams ults

wow must be nice not having to press any other keys besides W and M1 in bronze.
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>Teammate that picks D.Va and asks other players: "Are you good with Reinhardt" or "Can you pick a different healer"?
>I check his Career Profile. He almost exclusively plays as D.Va (Season 3 had 120 Hours as D.Va, single digit hours for the next closest)
>Guy gets on a teammates case for making a mistake
>tfw someone like this has the fucking nerve to boss around the rest of the team
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>>170417858
still rape
but then you can blame the rape on doomfist
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>>170418382
I'm on Console faggot. Not even joking.
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>>170418292
>be Ana
>announce ult
>radio silence
>ult Rein for the push
>soldier and Pharah both pop ults after he charges in
>Mei announces her ult is up after the fight

You stupid fucks are too autistic to communicate, even with the prepackaged lines. Just ult the lead man tank and pubstomp.
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>>170418382
this or
>"yo ana nano me im gunna ult in."
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>>170418440
I still don't see what South Africa has to do with rape. I am pretty sure there is far much more rape in Sweden than my country.
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>friend of a friend joins game
>sounds like he has downs or something
>mispronounces characters names "Mei = Mai, Genji = Senshi"
>can't call him out because everyone treats him like fucking God because he might actually be retarded

I need new fucking friends.
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>>170418363
Not anymore.
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>>170417980
>>170418164
Teamwork without mics can be really interesting.
>Respawn as Zarya
>There's a Hanzo teabagging in spawn
>"I am ready to unleash the Dragon!"
>I teabag back
>"Graviton Surge is ready!"
>"Very well."
>"Taк тoчнo."
And seconds later we combo'd our Ults and got a quadruple kill.
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>it's a symmetra killed your entire team without reloading episode
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>>170418513
>say this
>Ana still doesn't ult
>doesn't ult
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>>170417410
No, that's Japan. Korea is like 1/3rd a christian nation that doesn't sexualize young girls.
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>>170418363
Unknown, what is known is that it is pretty and pink like her tongue.
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>>170418709
I want to cum inside her velvety, cold, cunt.
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>>170418363
No bloodflow, no babbies.
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>>170418575
The guy is probably slow

Be nice dude
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>season 2
>losing streak at the end takes my rank from 2400 to 1700
>whatever, shit happens
>season 3
>calibrate to 1900
>well that's bullshit but I fucked up in placements so alright I'll climb
>can never break 1950
>end season at 1900
>season 4
>8 wins 2 losses placements, gold objective time + usually elims and damage in every one
>calibrate to 1850
What the fuck Blizzard. I just want to play with my friends.
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>>170418746
Dont we all
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>>170418773
>no bloodflow
then how is she alive. surely she would die, blood wouldn't be able to travel around her body, oxygen wouldn't be able to travel to her brain. if she somehow managed to live, she'd be a fucking vegetable
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>>170418692
fer fuck sake.
i hear you or
>rando nano as sombra
>kill noone.
fuck.
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>>170418773
But how hard is it for her to orgasm?
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>>170418663
>takes me longer to do a m1>m2 combo as mei which is a defense hero than it takes for symmetra to melt someone as a support

This shit is retarded.
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>>170418779
Sorry to break this to you, but after 3 season it seems likely that your skill level is silver
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>>170402903
ANON WANTY MILKY
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/owg/ can you tame the dragon in hanzo's briefs?
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So we have three robots in the roster: Bastion, Zenyatta, and Orisa. We're almost guaranteed to get Athena at some point. Now the question is: what other Omnic/robot characters would you like to see that are from in-game and the concept arts?

I'd like to see this guy. Be the same height as Torbjorn, be able to scuttle around walls and the ceiling, drop mobile spider mines and detector pods, have a long-range continuous laser and a short-range cutting tool that ignores armor, and an ultimate where it roots itself to the surface it's on and surrounds itself with a barrier and fires spread lasers from the emitters on its dome that turn it into a beaming pincushion of death for several seconds.
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>>170419003
he's japanese.
his 'dragon' is more like a gecko
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>>170418838
Because this is a video game. You're not gonna explain how, say, Reaper works, will ya? It just does.
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>>170400869
>its a draw episode
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>>170418867
Slow bloodflow. Enough to live, not enough to conceive.
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I want to become good friends with Sombra and get drunk with her.
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>>170418918
Yeah, probably. But winning 8 matches and losing 2 and *dropping* 50 points is bullshit no matter how you cut it. I'd be fine with the ranking if the rank system didn't pull shit like this on me.
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>>170419118
reaper has quantum powers that allow him to phase through the physical plain. it's science mate.
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>>170419135
I want to say racist Spanish slurs to Sombra and see if she gets mad.
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>>170419027
I really can't tell if this is a meme when people post this.
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Guys which skin should i get for Mei?
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>mfw inevitable influx of Zen babies

Little do they know, that the hook is 100% failproof omnic solution
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>>170419209
what would happened if you called sombra a "dirty wetback spic slut"
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>>170419236
>I've been here so long everything is a maymay!

Just answer the question, retard.
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>>170419265
she'd fuck you up the ass with a strap on and call you a stupid maricon
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>>170418817
>>170418746
Why is she so goddamn perfect, lads?
>tfw no cold, blue woman to lick like a popsicle
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>decide it's time to crawl out of 3200
>game 1: route 66 attacking first
>no one picks a tank
>go rein
>ana crying about genji in the backline all game
>try to protect her
>genji is literally just ledge camping and throwing shurikens
>can't reach, even the ana isn't firing at him
>lose 2-3

>game 2: anubis on attack
>4 dps and a zarya
>ask people to switch, no one talks
>go zen
>gold damage/heals/kills for entire first point
>zarya that went balls deep is actually a girl
>asks why they're not getting heals
>decide to go lucio
>zarya's duo queue partner screaming whole match that we have 4 dps and how unenjoyable the game is for him
>still silver damage by end of match
>lose 0-1

>game 3: attack volskaya, team comp looks ok, i get the hog
>down to the wire
>last push
>ask ana for nano and Q in
>keep asking for nano
>keep asking for nano
>ult ends
>hook and kill last person on the point
>get nano
>look around, jump off ledge
>finally win a game

>at -43 SR for the night
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>>170419265
Hack your balls so that that they drop off.
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>>170419264
>implying

They'll all switch back to widow like the stupid assholes they are. These people would never play support unless said support was OP as fuck. Let me put it this way:

The only nerf Ana got to her healing abilities is a slight nerf to the healing on her grenade, which is only a small portion of her healing anyway. Meaning that the nerfs only "break" her in the minds of those who didn't play her as a support. As in, people who didn't want to play a support. As in, if they don't want to play a support, they should pick something else than a fucking support.
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>>170419285
I am not trying to be mean at all. I am honestly confused. You do realize that is supposed to be one of Symmetra's turrets, right? It's an early design.
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>>170419242

Pink abominal snowman one
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>>170419027

I'd like to see Zennyata evil twin brother.

>is an asshole
>uses big ass guns
>>
>went from 1750sr to 1918 tonight
I-I might make it boys
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>>170419478
And it can easily be made into a little Omnic. Is that so difficult a concept?
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>win round one super easily
>win round two just as ez
>round 3
>someone on the other team goes pharah
>proceeds to shit all over us for the next three rounds
>she only dies twice and racks up 60 kills in three rounds, all of which we never even got 1%
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>>170419585
>Vishkar starts making Omnics
>Symmetra revolts and tries to destroy them
Could work.
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>>170419538
terrible koreans and duo queues are on the way and joining your teams as we speak
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>>170417680
Gorillas should also not be the size of Winston and if they were they wouldn't live past 10 on account of how hard their body would have to work to sustain themselves, like people with gigantism
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>>170419538
You can do it anon

Lucio main here and i went from 1765 to 2150 solo and still climbing

we're all gonna make it
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>>170419087
my first hand experience says otherwise anon, dont believe in stereotypes
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>>170419087
Geckos are cute though.
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>>170419653
Pharah is great against retards. They couldn't fathom trying to aim up, and the only long range hitscan characters they want to play are Widow and Ana anyway.
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>>170419135
I want a comic where Sombra and Reaper annoy Widowmaker by talking together in Spanish and she gets all pissy because she can't understand them and has nobody to speak French to.
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>one of the healers switches to sombra on the attack
>it somehow works

Do people finally getting gud with her?
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>>170419469
Hope they go back to widow, personally. I have a hard enough time keeping heals up with these kinds of Anas as Lucio and Zen already as it is. I need is them taking over Zen because they want to get the kills like I need an infected scrotum.

Already dealt with some of these bandwagoners in my comp games today, trying to roll up as Zen and get all the kills. They had real shit positioning and would just throw discord like twice and then forget about it. Was nice to see my team take advantage of that and mop the floor with them.
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>>170419726
He's not just a normal gorilla that can talk.
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>>170419659
I like this idea.

>Talon raids an old Omnic warehouse
>finds a deactivated Infiltrator model
>restores, reprograms, and upgrades its armament, defenses, and programming
>acts as a scout, spy, backup weapon, and alternate route-creator by slicing open walls and doors for Talon operatives

>>170419726
>Male mountain gorillass, at a mean weight of 195 kg (430 lb) upright standing height of 150 cm (59 in)

If anything Winston is too small for an adult male gorilla.
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>>170419265
As her friend this would upset me.
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>>170419809
that's gay anon, don't be gay.
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>>170419538
Lucio/Zen main here, you can do it, man. You just gotta believe in yourself and be confident. If I can go from 2367 to 2632 in one night, you can do it too.
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>>170419345
>>170420074
I don't know what the deal is with all these flower hat edits, but they're bloody cute.
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>wanted to end season in top 500
>saw it would be 4.4k+

Guess I should just derank to Diamond and enjoy easy games
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It's something, i guess.
Honestly can't believe i soloq'd my way to masters after having started at 2572 back in season 2
Gonna have some well deserved rest now. Hope your climb is also going well, /owg/
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>That Winston buff
MY BOY IS BACK
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>>170419809
stereotypes exist for good reason, jap
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>>170420171
That's the deal. They are cute.
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>>170419809
>my sample of one says otherwise, I'm afraid your poll is invalid
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>played a pretty good game as sombra but still lost
>had some faggot crying at me to switch the whole time
>wah wah wah you're garbage
>queue up for another game
>he's on the other team
>its my favorite map
>go 44-6, our team crushes them 3-1
>he quits right before the defeat screen so he got a penalty
karma is pretty easy to come by in this game
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>>170420270
Why would you stop now? Just get 5 more games in for GM
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>>170420458
>garbage on our team cant do shit
>gets put on enemy team and tryhards
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>>170420539
>complaining about trying in comp
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>>170420461
Maybe tomorrow. Wouldn't risk it now since i just got it and i've been up all night playing.
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what's dva's job?
all I've used her for is getting behind a choke to distract the enemy and take pressure off the rest of the team
then die in 2 seconds
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>>170420821
feed enemy ult

and thats about it
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>>170420821
"stealthy" tank aka flank and be annoying

crowd control for CP with her ult when you can pull it off with your team
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>was mid Diamond the last two seasons
>Do placements solo because squad already did them
>Stuck twice with a really bad Hanzo/Widow combo
>Get a game with a bunch of chinkazoids with zero communication I had no idea what they were doing
>four games where no one says a single word, my callouts were probably not even being heard, did sort of ok, usually lost because they would push out way to far
>two games in a row with what I assume were reddit gamers who just got the game, and of course just had to blow ass at healing
>one really good game where everything was easy and flawless

Retarded as fuck. Either Gold frag with over 25+ kills each time, or over 20,000 healing each time. Won four lost six. Does individual player skill even factor into placements? I have a feeling I will never get out of this 2700 elo hell.
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>>170420567
Well, when people would try on my team too, that would be fine. But just tryharding to fuck me over after losing me a game, really?
>>
How many games do I need to play on a hero before I can consider the percentages on Master Overwatch to be accurate? Like I've gotten 10 games as Zen and some of my stats put me at the top 3% and such but I don't think that counts due to low game count.
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>>170420958
100
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>>170420821
According to Geoff, her job is protecting Junkat tires and ulting McCrees and Pharahs with her Devensive Matrix. When you're not doing that you're DMing your main tank as much as possible. Any other way of playing her is wrong.

But have no fear! He wants to make another person-in-a-mecha character who flanks the enemy team, distracts them, and bullies single targets for the people who liked doing that with D. Va.
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>>170421030
I fucking hate Geoff
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>>170420937
>me ooga team booga
face it bitch, you got carried by your friends you deserve the rank you get
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Hana is for ________
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>>170421217
Boop!
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Has Jack used biotic field In the lore? I wonder if the soldier enhancement project gave him regeneration abilities and the biotic field is just a gameplay gimmick
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>>170420937
shut up, nerd
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>people unironically playing 2 2 2 in QP and act like they are good players winning against 6 dps
Pathetic
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>600 post later blizzard finally acknowledges sombra hacked health packs invisibility to team mates
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>>170420039
>standing upright is 150 cm
>winston standing upright in his primal rage is roughly 210 cm

Have you ever seen a real gorilla? They're not as fucking enormous as Winston
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>>170421217
protecting junkrat tires, and doing no damage.
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>>170421289
more like poop lmao
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>>170421350
It's presumably just some kind of gadget he uses. Probably the same tech as Mercy's staff.
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>>170421525
Sorry to hear about your condition anon.
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>>170421453
Different anon.

A gorilla's, and all other quadrupeds', height is measured from the ground to their shoulder, which is the highest point on the body. Standing on two legs temporarily doesn't change their height. Winston is the correct size for an adult male gorilla on both all fours and his hind legs.
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there is no more satisfying feel in this game than double hitting someone in the air as pharah, especially if it's a widowmaker trying to hook up into the sky
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>FPS drops out of nowhere
nice
>>
Is there anything more satisfying in comp than forcing a draw that could have easily been a win because you didn't want your autistic, screeching, control freak teammates to gain SR?
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Is Kephrii the EternalEnvy of Overwatch?
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>>170421640
Considering the attention to detail in this game that's unsurprising.
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>>170421658
>wasting your own time
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>>170418113
nah you fucking moron you think that memes are worse i woudl fucking find your cock suckin throat and rip out your larynx with my cock you faggot
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>>170420821
The best I can tell you is, well basically that. She either completely covers an ally or enemy bastion for a few seconds and either die or fuck off.

You could play her like Reaper and take down singled out enemy heroes. But well, that just makes her a shitty Reaper.

You can't play her aggressively like Winston either because there isn't really much payoff in trying to initiate a team fight as D.Va.
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>>170421748
>>he doesn't play the game for fun
You're on of the aspies
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>>170421658
>W-we totally could have easily won but I decided you shouldn't win! You don't deserve MY abilities

yeah okay kid
you're totally not the autist here
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>>170420821
To contest points and occasionally suck up damage.
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>>170421813
You could be aggressive and do dive comps with her, back when she had 400 armor. Then Geoff decided she shouldn't dive and bully so he switched her HP/Armor and reduced her damage, citing the people who were mad at D. Va diving and bullying as the reason. He also believes whole-heartedly that everyone who wants her armor back to normal or at 300/300 and better survivability overall is really saying "I WANT TO SLAUGHTER THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM WITH INSTA-KILL GUNS!!".

Then he said that he really wanted to make another character in a mecha-suit that could do everything D. Va originally did.
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>>170421678
the EERPS guy he's playing with is the voice tho
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>>170420821
She's a streamer.
>>
are winstreaks bullshit? i'm watching a shit girl streamer ride a winstreak from ~2400 to ~3200
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>>170421813
This is exactly the problem about D.Va. The one time she was viable was when she was basically unkillable. Right now she has to either be using DM or boosters at every moment and has 0 time to try to start a fight or make something die.

She's either unkillable or a walking DM. She makes the game unfun either way.
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>>170421654
>FPS drop every single time reaper ults
nice
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Do draws break winstreaks?
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>>170421914
>2cp
>2 to 2
>enemy team couldn't get 1st point
>my team has 6:30 to cap one point
>go sombra and spend the entire match spamming boop vl behind enemy lines
I'd use EMP, not my fault my team was all dead so they couldn't capitalize on it

Oh and nice stutter, faggot
>>
tfw want to otp a dps character (either mccree or soldier) but i dont want my team to get angry if i dont switch to something else
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>>170422018
That's because they designed her to be a walking DM that is a huge pain to kill. The fact that her gun was made to be even shittier than before is proof of that.

Geoff thinks that being a walking DM qualifies her a spot on the team.

I don't know what kind of medication you're on if you think Orisa does anything that D.Va is supposed to do though.
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some

BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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>>170422287
I don't know why you think you deserve sympathy for being a petty bitch or why you think you'd get any.
Why did you even post?
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>>170422091
>unkillable

Bitch, please, anyone with a beam melted her even when she was 400 armor and her DM still had a lengthy cooldown even then. If she's supposed to just stand around doing nothing but DMing everything why does she have the fastest and best mobility in the game and so much health?

Jeff is right. Geoff is wrong. Sorry that she makes you angry by doing her job, it's no reason to completely change her reason for existing.

And if Geoff does make his proposed character, you'll be bitching about it too just like you bitched about D. Va.
>>
>hana says something in korean
>start cumming
>mercy says something in german
>still cumming
>mei says something in chinese
>i literally cannot stop cumming
overwatch
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>>170422481
Uhhh, back the fuck off?!?!???
This is 4chan, buddy, if you don't shit the bed when pressured you need to go.
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>>170422287
actually in that context he's implying that you are the one who stutters. generally to signify weakness and awkwardness in social skills, or perhaps that you are less intelligent. that may be the case as you actually failed to follow the context and realize you were the one being made fun of.
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>>170420821
i consistently get 25k damage on her in my full-length comp games

literally the only tank i can play without feeling like a useless sack of shit. only hero that comes close in damage is pudge but he doesnt get a free second life like hana does
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>>170421912
I do, and spending like 25 minutes on 2cp for a draw isn't very fun, I try to win as fast as possible on those maps just to minimize time spent on them.
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>>170409556
Both are top tier, but I like the blue cloth more.
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>>170422329
I'm still trying to understand why he hates the idea of her being a flanker, bullyer, and distractor so much then says he wants to do another mecha character that does that exact same thing. Either he REALLY hates D. Va for some reason or he REALLY wants her to be the DM tank who does absolutely nothing but DM but can't because it only lasts 4 seconds and takes 10 seconds to fully recharge.
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>>170422693
only tank*
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>>170422584
>Not Unkillable
It took Zarya without charge 8 seconds to kill 200/400 hp/armor D.Va. 4 seconds with max charge, and this was all while she had Ana pocketing her and Boosters to disengage from any fight every 5 seconds.

>If she's supposed to just stand there DMing everything, why does she have the fastest and best mobility and so much health?

To DM the flanking teammates or the enemy Bastion. Her critbox is pretty much covered while she's using DM, but the rest of her body isn't which is why she needs all that bulk.
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>roadhog dies when trying to kill enemy team's healer alone
>it's mercy and not zen
was he that shitty or i'm missing something?
>>
https://youtu.be/MRtQtPjsFEw

Did I do good
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>>170422287
Lmao, that's literally Sombra's best map and you should have had EMP like seven times in 6:30. Epic though dude xd. Link your reddit account so I can upvote you.
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>every other tank: generally always in the front lines taking and blocking hits for teammates while the supports keep them healthy
>Roadhog: is sneaking around behind your team and one-shots your healer of important DPS because he should be rewards exponentially for a hook
I hate this character so much
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>>170422302
No one is going to be mad if you only play Soldier or McCree. They're viable on every map, attack and defense.
>>
Completely honest question for you D.va players that think the changes were unwarranted and that she currently dies too fast.

Have you played much Winston and if so do you think you ever felt more durable than on D.va?

I've played both for about the same amount of time myself and feel like maybe she just suffers the same problem he does now: That you really need your team's support to work efficiently. Which I think is fine for the kind of tank D.va is or rather the one Geoff wants her to be.

>>170423286
Roadhog isn't a tank. He's a fat DPS. Don't put too much weight on hero categories.
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>>170423134
And every single encounter with D. Va went like that back then? I remember using D. Va during that time and even with a healer on me and using my DM well I would get worn down and defeated by various characters and character combos. Her weapons are also super-short range and spread out because it fit with her dive in and harass/distract purpose, she flies in and gets in the enemy's face and then either backs out while DMing until she can turn and boost away or just ram through the enemies and escape in another direction.
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>Think of the game as action figures and you’re paying with them.
So...who would that one retard in your team be?
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>>170423385
Genji
>>
What's /owg/ opinion on moonmoon?
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>>170423187
yes anon, congratulations
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>>170423427
Why is Genji playing with action figures?
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>>170423451
I think he gained that amount of popularity that fast for a good reason
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>placed in plat
>main healers and sym
>drop to silver
>main rein
>climb back to gold
what do now?
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>>170423342
Winston feels way more durable than Dva on account of you can block damage and shoot at the same time, ideally you jump on a healer or other vulnerable squishy, put your shield down, and by the time it's broken you should be close to having your jump back.

With Dva pretty much everyone can just start shooting your critbox the size of jupiter, or if they're behind you you're still taking more damage than average since even the highest spread weapons like Sombra's SMG won't be missing a single bullet against you
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>>170423473
Thanks
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>>170423372
I don't know what matches you played, but when your team healer is good enough, basically yes. If Ana is hitting her shots and your tracking is on point, you can dive right through the enemy Rein, kill or at least dent something painfully and run back out with still a few health points to spare.

Hell, this is what a big D.Va streamer always did during those days, so I can assure you that it works in pro matches and high elo. God bless emongg
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>>170423187
Man, where can you get that mod? Making your weapon look like your rang
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>>170402498
i got to masters in 20 ranked games lol
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>>170423451
i find him entertaining, he does this like yoda voice constantly that amuses me. sometimes he comes off as cocky about his success but i think it's tongue in cheek. his overuse of addressing his chat as "chat" all the time seems to put some people off. i still watch him over calvin who tilts and rages, and seagull doesn't stream enough desu.
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>>170423342
Winston and D. Va originally had similar roles, to go in and harass/distract/pick off lone squishes. D. Va could also double as an off-tank with DM but it's nowhere near as reliable and useful as Rein's barrier. Geoff however thinks she should sit around behind Rein's shield and DM constantly, which she can't do because of its short duration and long cooldown, and then she's not using the rest of her kit for anything.

Then he says he wants to make another character to do what D. Va originally did. WHY THE FUCK CAN'T D. VA FUCKING DO IT LIKE SHE WAS MADE TO DO? THAT'S LIKE NERFING SOLDIER'S DPS TO SHIT AND SAYING HE SHOULD STAY BACK AND DROP HEALS FOR THE TEAM AND THEN SAY YOU WANT TO MAKE A NEW CHARACTER THAT DOES WHAT SOLDIER WAS MADE TO DO.
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>>170423507
main dps, climb to diamond
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>>170423187
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>>170402498
>is this board even good at games?
fixed that for you
also, no.
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>>170423656
everyone still plays dva like a harasser tho. she's just not as strong as she used to be. there's no reason to play her differently, it's the fastest way to build ult.
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>>170421793
oh boy tough guy on the internet over here haha

don't bend too many cocks up that ass fuccboi
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>>170423585
Heh, even though I won 6 of my placements the game put at me at gold with 2300+ SR, I reached 2588 last season with pharah, junkrat, reaper and ana
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ster best streamer boy
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Are the Zenyatta and Junkrat buffs live yet?
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it's gonna be ok, right?
it's gonna go smooth like butter
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>>170423729
She can't do it at all because she's frail as fuck now. Any healer trying to follow her is guaranteed to die along with D. Va because even their healing won't save her from more than one enemy or even certain characters by themselves (Reaper, Torb + turret, Bastion, Symmetra, Ana pre-nerf, Zarya). Geoff is determined to force us to use her how he thinks we should.
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>>170423861
Just breath and take things as they come, anon.
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>>170423861
you're gonna tank to 1900
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>>170423809
And a qt
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>>170423809
I agree but I also feel like you have to have been a fan of ster from his youtube days to enjoy him as a streamer now. he's turned really sour over the years.
at least Jerma is still as fresh as ever
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>>170423809
I don't watch his streams live but I enjoy the games that other guy puts on youtube. He's cute.
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>>170423848
Yes, the newest changes are on the PTR.
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>>170423809

Suicide when?
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Why do ship fags always have to do the most stupid fucking ships? Kunkka and Tide was a great example of a good relationship in dota 2. It wasnt romantic, they just hated eachother so fucking much they were almost best friends, because they knew everything about eachother.
Overwatch and overwatch shippers are just shitty bland "hurr durr we met in lore so x feelings"
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>>170424149
the only one with a ship here is pirate torb
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I love Roadhog

His walk is so cute
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>play comp
>teams are shit
>play quick play
>teams are shit
what did they mean by this?
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>>170424149
>kunkka and tide
>ships
think you're fuckin funny don'tcha
also don't you gripe about shipping and involve Dota lad. You know very well the kind of shit that goes on there
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>>170424209

We need more pirate skins for complete pirate crew.

Also biker gang skins.
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>>170405942
No one cares
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>>170424213
I swear to god I hear hog fart when he takes a hit
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>>170423187
That works.
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>>170424228
t. arcadebab
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>>170423931
>>170423941
boi
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>>170424402
now you can fall below diamond and call everyone shitters and ask why you're getting these games
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>>170423809
ster is washed up and sucks.
jerma is where it's at, i hope kim stops getting too involved in the streams though. god she's awful.
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>>170424402
Niiiiice.
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>>170424281
Every game has ship fags. Im talking about from a writing standpoint, well designed relationships add a lot of genuine depth to characters
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>>170424149
>Kunkka and Tide was a great example of a good relationship in dota 2
>It wasnt romantic, they just hated eachother so fucking much they were almost best friends, because they knew everything about eachother
>76 and Reaper were probably best friends before hating each other so much now
>>170424281
I don't know anything about Dota, please tell me the bird person in that pic is a dude I need to fuck his cloaca so bad.
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>>170424663
Sports games don't have shipfags, look at madden nfl
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>>170424902
>buccaneers
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>>170424902
NFL Superbowl WinXNew York Giants
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>>170424834
When I first saw "daddy rein chases tiny torblets" I had to immediately click. It's such a good name
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>Anubis defense
>Widow is on that ledge where she can shoot into B but you can only see her feet
>grenade launcher kill w/ Zarya

It is a good feel.
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>>170425176
The word torblets sounds so fucking gross, it hits the ear like a fish tongue dipped in slime
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>It's in the bag
What did she mean by this?
>>
>>170424663
except
>"hurr durr we met in lore so x feelings"
is literally 99% of all dota ships too
quit cherrypicking
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>>170424867
It is a dude, his name is Skywrath mage
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>>170425231
>not picking widow yourself, finishing the enemy widow with one hookshot, spending the entire remaining time crouchspamming
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>be on other acct, level 21
>keep getting into teams of 5 star bronze to 2 star silver portraits
>they universally play liek shit, as do i
>default blame game falls on me, even when i take home some golds or even get PotG despite loss

What sort of hell am i in? i know im not good, so are these people just bad?
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>>170425345
Your heart.
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>>170425345
her piss bottles
>>
yo why is everyone in this general so homosexual, what draws the Homosexuals to overwatch
>>
>>170425436
everyone in quick play is bad especially the people complaining in quick play.
>>
Going to make an account where I only play McCree

Need ideas for a name, any suggestions?
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>>170425581
Jesse
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>>170425581
Mercer(last name of the voice actor)
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>>170425581
I cosplay
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>>170425581
I would suggest Mercernary but that's Matt's bnet already.
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>>170425581
Midday
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>>170425513
>gays
>when its mostly waifuposting
I've only ever seen like three guys who posted Reaper76 stuff
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>tiny bastion nerf quieted all the babs
>overshadowed by ana nerf announcement
>most of my games are still two teams playing protect the bastion
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>>170425513
From December on every overwatch player became a gay.
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>>170425513
boy you should see /lolg/
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>>170425683
I feel like Mercenary fits pretty well.

Gonna go with either that or something stupid like Cowboyman
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>>170425753
Her bottle nerf is okay, what with the fucking nuclear fallout levels of splash range it has
It's the 80 to 60 gun nerf that will more than likely be reverted
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>>170425735
that's three too many
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>>170425581
MAXIMUM_SUN_HEIGHT
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>>170425513
But I'm not gay, anon.
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>>170425870
>Ana's bodyshots should hit harder than McCree's guys
>it shouldn't take a support more than 3 bodyshots to kill a 200 HP target with scoped hitscan
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>>170425976
don't be daft, anon. girls don't ACTUALLY exist.
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>>170425991
>i am this retarded
Good to know
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>>170425870
that's cool, i was talking about bastion still being heavily picked and everyone's all quiet about it.
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>>170426103
nice argument, goldie
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How can other girls even compete?
Pro-tip: they can't
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>>170426126
no real need to argue with a silver shitter if he's trying to compare a apples to oranges
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>>170426036
If you say so...
>>
>>170425581

Can't go wrong with Niggerpenis
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>piece of shit logitech g303 started double clicking
>coudlnt buy a replacement without overpaying because its discontinued
>cant aim for shit with my new mouse

FUCK
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>>170426184
keep the baby rage coming
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>>170426204
Girls are nothing more than a cryptoid myth. Honestly, Anon. Don't be daft. I've never seen a 'girl'. At all, ever. 'girls' Are nothing more than the same sort of grey alien myth you here about from area 51.
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>>170426108
Iron side resistance getting lowered, otherwise it's actually nice seeing heroes outside of meta being picked
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>>170425581
NotJoel
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>>170426248
Anon, I'm pretty sure girls do exist.
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>>170426382
>girls do exist
Anon, please. You're sounding like one of those /x/ conspiracy theorists. As if something as preposterous as a 'girl' could exist. Like: a girl. Doesn't make any sense, Anon.
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>>170426572
It makes plenty of sense. Isn't your mom a girl? That alone should be proof.
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>>170426664
No dude, c'mon. My mum is a Human being, not a 'girl'. I've literally never seen a 'girl' and I don't think anyone else has. I mean, like. It's a guy but it's not, it's a 'girl'. Like it's crazy. It's like folklore. Legends, that's all. Like a 'girlfriend' what the hell is that even? Like an advanced 'girl'?
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>>170426775
I'm a little confused now. What do you call a female human being, if not a girl?
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Holy shit winston is fucking OP now
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>>170426856
A cumdump.
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>>170426885
Bastion is becoming more and more core. Makes me feel good.
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>>170426856
Nah man, 'female' is just another name for 'girl'. Like how some dudes call grey aliens 'thetas' and stuff. My mum is a human being, a homo sapien, a hominidae, a great ape. My mum isn't a 'girl' or a 'female' or a 'woman' or anything like that. I'm pretty confused too.

I don't know what would possess you to confuse my mum with a 'girl'. I wonder if those stories of people being abducted by 'girls' are true. Does make you wonder, innit. I mean I don't know what 'marriage' is and how they use it to probe people but it's pretty scary.
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>>170426157
my man
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>>170426951
You have some very unusual ideas, anon.
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Did anyone else suddenly disconnect or was it just a problem with my wifi
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>>170427265
Yeah, maybe. I dunno, though. I've never seen a 'girl' but maybe they do exist, no point being a skeptic right? I mean just 'cause they haven't visited Earth doesn't mean they don't exist, right? I mean the universe is massive, there has got to be 'girls' out there, somewhere, right?
>>
750
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>>170427328
That's right. You never know, they may be closer than you think.
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>>170427324
Reaper, pls
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>>170427328
hopefully you leave your autism behind in this thread
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>>170427406
This is some crazy motherfucking close encounters shit, man.
>>
new thread >>170428104

new thread >>170428104

new thread >>170428104

new thread >>170428104
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WHO ELSE /HYPE/ FOR MORE SOMBRA BUFFS?

4S TELEPORT AND HACKING THROUGH SHIELDS
ZARYA AND REINDHART I'M LOOKING AT YOU
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>>170400869
God damn how far has 76s hair receded?
>>
>>170425581
>>170425795
Milkboy
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This game right now is just who can kill the other teams pharah more.
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