Dota 2 General - /d2g/

guys is mason playing?

So who was the storm that shit all over ritsu's team?

why do you make threads 20 posts early every fucking time you autistic cunts

>>170310603
me

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defense of the sluts 2

>>170310283
if you're the type of person who solo queues in ranked, you played the best dota that dota has been in a very long time

if you're the type of person who party queues in ranked, you were mildly inconvenienced and acted like it was the end of the fucking world on reddit

>>170310686
I do it early to prevent tripfags making the thread with their not dota related op pic and their meme le previously on d2g xdd

t. op

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>>170311031
>Discord: https://killurselves.com/
>Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/app/571880
>no link to previous thread
you're not doing a very good job

>>170311212
>Discord meme
I just copied that from the previous guy and I don't the link for the Discord so I didn't bother to edit it
>latest patch
everyone already knows the new patch and besides dota is ded game
>no link to previous thread
check the archive

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>Get home
>SingSing only two matches away from Bo3 qualifiers

Hallelujah dotards

>>170311661
>Implying any discord is -the- official one for a general

Nigga, you did right by not linking that stupid shit.

Only fucking attention-seeking lonely nerds make Discords

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It is time to show the shitlords how "Guess the Hero" actually works. This comes from this VERY general a while ago. I've even given you their levels and other stats.

Can you guess the missing heroes?
As you can tell, this is some deep trench gaming here.

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TIME FOR ROUND 2

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>>170312078
I've read this graphic novel before, the guy on the left wins

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>>170311963
Veno, Treant, and CM

>>170311963
>battle point booster icon
how long ago was this

I hope grandgrant casts at TI7

>>170313060
only if he solo casts

>>170312986
Troll, Sniper, SnY, MoM
looks like 6.83 to me, maybe earlier

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>>170312148

>>170311963
Jugg
Kunkka
Slark

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When do the GOOD teams play?

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I fucking did it boys. I've officially transitioned from shit, to not as shit.

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-Aghs makes the duration of Wu Kong's Command unlimited.

>>170314749
gonnngratulashions :-DDD

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>>170314749
>everyone on d2g is gaining mmr lately

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>>170312301
>>170312986

Its from ages ago when Guess the Hero first started wandering from its original purpose to be "LOOK AT MY EPIC ITEMS I BOUGHT AT THE END OF A STOMP #ROFLOL"

Not that it matters when this was because here is the answer, and you can kind of understand some of the trench logic here. I also don't care to milk this like the dipshits who do it for (You)s so here is the answer.

is it even possible to steadily climb as support

Name something that has a lower average skill than "NA qualifiers". And not just for Dota

>>170314812

The only purpose of MK ult in high tier ranked games is for sieging behind it on high ground. This effectively makes him the VITAL component in a return to "LET THE BODIES HIT THE RAX"

>>170314812
me no like

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>>170314812
>Aghs removes cast-time, gives your ulti a 400 cast range and removes the need to be inside the ulti for it to remain active
Like a different luna ulti. It'd actually be extremely legit.
This one's for free, icefrog.

>>170316195
icefrog here
keep it

when does team onyx play? is there a site with a schedule because joindota is not updating

>3k
>im jungle ursa vs an lc
>she feeds me three dual deaths
Feels fucking good seeing these retarded peru lc players lose consistantly now. 100% winrate on jungle ursa.

>>170316438
>watching a team who has 0% chance of qualifying for a lan
kek

Why am I losing every game?

Who are the players in Sing's stack?

How do I find a dota gf?

>>170315715
SA qualifiers.

That was easy.

>games decided at draft literally 90% of the time

Why even bother playing the rest of it?
If your team has....say...a Tinker or Shadow Shaman and the other team has a magnus or invoker why can't the game just end right there?

How should I build TB?
Aquila, Treads, Dragon Lance, Manta
or
Aquila, Dragon Lance, Travels, Manta?

>>170320362
Depends on the game

>>170320362
treads moonshard moonshard

>People still build Aquila when raindrops exist.
Literally why?

>>170321209
stats you retard

>>170321279
Aquila gives shit stats, specially to agi carries which are the only heroes that build it, if the mana regen was percentage based or just buffed in any way it might be worth getting, right now is just a waste of gold.

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>>170321478
its amazingly how plan wrong you are able to be anon
not stupid
not retarded
just straight up 100% wrong
if aquila is shit stats for an agi carry then there are NO items that give good stats to an agi carry

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50th for the good old days

>>170321632

Ring of BadMedallion got replaced by raindrop on any agi hero that would care to buy BadMedallion. You use the gold to get Dragon Lance that much faster. And YES that item is good on TB, its good on all ranged heroes and great on stat hungry agi heroes.

If you want a stupid slot effective stat item, that would be diffusal blade.

>>170320362
Its actually now:
PMS -> Treads/Brown Boots -> Drop -> Lance -> Manta/Travels

>>170322223
and whats stopping you from going boots aquila talon raindrop pms/wand tp into dragonlance?
you have the slots for it, are you honestly telling me that when you play tb a single raindrop is enough to substain spamming illus?

>>170322471

The unneeded detour into BadMedallion when you can get your dragon lance 3/4 minutes earlier. If you want to go MEMEPUSH HARD early game you'd go RoB + drop

>>170322652
>a wraith band
>taking 3/4 minutes to farm
anon are you okay?

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post yfw you don't look like a 40-year-old woman

https://www.joindota.com/en/news/50619-only-team-to-enter-sea-champions-cup-wins

explain this dotards

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>>170323012
bravo Valve

>>170322758
This, wraith band is an under tower creepwave for arteezy plus a medium camp in the jungle

>>170323012
are you not allowed to sign up for both open qualifiers and champions cup or something?

>>170322652
>it takes 3-4 minutes to farm an aquila

well no reason to respond to this anon anymore

>>170322965
He honestly deserves a better team, but he has to hold himself back so he's stuck with his mediocre brother.

>>170323286
>zfreek is the one who deserves the better team

definitely moo deserves the better team but alright

>>170323345
Moo really isn't that good overall, he's just exceptionally good at like 2 or 3 heroes which means it's easy to ban against him.

>>170323345
nah zfreek is legit, he makes plays, he's stable and has a wide hero pool and adaptive playstyle

>>170323345
>go from 2nd place TI to CoL

J U S T
U
S
T

Though I guess DC has gone to shit too.

>>170323012
It's probably some organizer that everyone knows doesn't pay.

>>170323489
Honestly Moon should have been the one to go to CoL

CoL literally just pickup whatever Na players a team have backstabbed and left to die

>>170323345
>moo deserves better
sure if he learns other heroes who isn't timber

What's your take on the party ranked system changes?

I think party ranked needs to be completely reworked. There needs to be something good about playing it, I have no idea what. Maybe something like some awards battlecup style or something, and solo queue needs to be for solo players. Usually I play party with my mates 90% of the time and while I am 5.5k solo and 4.6 or something party I will concede that when I go party of 2 or 3 I'm gonna random 100% of the time (unless I have a quest) and that this is annoying for solo players but I don't give a fuck since they're trash anyway like my last game I randomed chen and we were party of 2 with 3 solo players who were all low 4ks they instantly start bitching and shit so I just go offlane midas chen and we lost but I had fun this game meanwhile these kids were super tilted but I don't give a fuck cuz it's my party mmr.

What happened this weekend is good for solo queue, but doesn't solve the issue that party ranked is useless and should be turned into something better. How to fix this?

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Leaked video from Free 2 Play 2 documentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-YxwKAleh4

Is this real?

>>170324304
how about we dont let parties play ranked unless they are a 5 stack

I have to do Bristleback for my daily challenge and I can't fucking win. No matter what I do or build I just lose. Even the game I went 13/4 in I lost because 3 of my team where booga and the only other ooga decided it would be better to splitpush than stop the enemy from killing our ancient in a fight we could have easily won.

Tell me how to win.

>>170324612
easy, just rush repick

>>170324543

It still feels like a waste of time to play party even with 5 stack. But the biggest problem is what happens to 2-3 people parties can they only play unranked now?

>>170324304
Make it a single number, regardless if you play party or solo your mmr gets affected equally, this way you ensure people to actually try when in a party, also make the party restriction more strict, I think the limit is 2k of difference to play party ranked, make it 1k and we're good.

>>170324781
exactly.
Most parties are just "lel lets have a good time together!" so let them play unranked and leave ranked to solo queue, so that way it is accurate to YOUR skill level. Unless ofcourse, you are a full party.

>>170324304
removed party MMR entirely
it's a dumb fucking concept to have an individual party MMR

Instead, make it possible to create teams ingame. Let that team have a MMR. One player can belong to multiple teams.
Make it so you can't add/remove more than one or two players a month from that team.
Since it's not always possible to have your specific 5 stack available, make it so teams can have 8 or 9 members.

>>170324921
Team MMR used to be a thing before actual MMR happened and worked mostly like you say, the it slowly got pushed out after MMR got introduced and replaced by party MMR.

>>170324986
welp I hope it gets reintroduced then

even if party MMR became limited to 5 man stacks, it wouldn't stop the problem that if you always play with the same people your MMR difference will always stay the same

IS LC just a shit Axe?

>>170324781
Either you luck out with a 3stack that knows how to play their heroes or be stuck with a 3stack that got counterpicked but still think they could win.

>>170325350
>play with three stack
>two take one lane to themselves, ask you to fuck off if you try to help
>the last takes the other core position
>its your fault if the lanes are lost

Reminder that Team Bean are our guys.

>>170324921
>>170324862

The removal of partyMMR in order to have only soloMMR and teamMMR seems good but wouldn't the queue times for teamMMR take forever? I don't think there are that many 5man parties regularly playing

>got low prio friday
>got out saturday
>back in low prio
How do I stop being toxic?

>>170325597
That's why leave unranked unchanged. So that way if you are a party, just go to fucking unranked.

You 5 stacks reasonably often, and if set up a battle cup system or whatever $.99 for a ticket, enter a battle cup bracket, give them hats if they win sort of thing, you can incentivize 5 man queuing

>>170325583
We don't have guys

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>>170325893

>>170325893
how have you not been banned

>>170325780

As long as you would be able to search both ranked and unranked at the same time as a 5man party in order to decrease queue times, I would be ok with this desu

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>>170325991
source?

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Only 9 inches?

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>>170326173
some anon posted a bunch of them here a couple of months back, that's the only one I saved

>>170325597
But 5 man stacks already only get matched with 5 man stacks in ranked anyway, isn't it?

>>170324304
Remove party MMR and rework it into some battlecup tier system

>>170323573

But he's already been there!

>>170327024

I believe you can get matched against 3+2 or some other combination like for example 2+3

>>170325583
>>170325676
>>170325893
>>170325991
>>170326173
>>170326430
>>170325998
FUCK OFF YOU AUTISTIC NIGGERS

STOP THIS AVATAR NAME FAG BULLSHIT

IF YOU WANT TO ROLEPLAY GO TO /TRASH/ OR /B/

NOT THE DOTA GENERAL

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK WHO YOU ARE

THIS IS A VIDEOGAME DISCUSSION BOARD

NOT A "GIVE ME ATTENTION BECUASE MY PARENTS NEVER LOVED ME AND I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE AN ANIME GIRL XD ONLINE TO EVEN GET PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME" BOARD

YOU RETARDS RESPONDING ARE JUST AS BAD AS THE POSTS BECAUSE IT ENCOURAGES THE MENTALLY UNSTABLE RETARD TO KEEP POSTING

STOP

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>>170327182

>>170327182
>ask anime fag how he hasn't been banned
>get screamed at by some autistic faggot

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>>170327182
your pills anon

Vici or EHOME KEEN?

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Got a fresh one for you deetugee

Haven't played for a longer time, is the puppey president meme still being a thing?

>>170327410
juggernaut

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>>170327182
NUTTIN PERSONAL KIDDO

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>>170327487
yea old drama resurfaced today

>>170327410
Dark seer

>>170327410
uh
medusa

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>first few games of the day
>silky smooth 25-30 fps with no dips
>play more games
>drop into 15-20 fps and to single digits in team fights

dotards?? whats wrong?

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>>170327493
>>170327673
>>170327705
You where all very close

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Imagine being a sub-5K trash and having a gaming channel where you post guides about how to play the game.

>>170327849
Damn. I thought it was PA, but fell for the file name.

>>170327182
>4 (You)'s
goddamn I really need to use this for the future

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>>170327849
is it whos that dotamon if the build is orthodox but still retarded?

i just came over frmo reddit, can someone please tell me what adelaide is?

>>170328142
my gf so fuck off back to leldit cuckboi

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>>170328142
Adelaide is a city in Australia.

If someone suspects another poster of being from the city of Adelaide then they ask "Adelaide?"

>vg v ehome
>400 viewers
what am I missing here

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>TFW forced 50 will never be real

>>170328142
everyone here is a big fan of musicals, particularly Guys & Dolls, have a lesson friendo and welcome :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLdCahQz5tY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdFu5jKcckg

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>tfw no one remembers >it destroys the soul ring

>>170325583
Beesa is the Bean! Team Bean without Beesa baka

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>queue ranked all pick
>get ranked random draft

>>170328990
Was it named Team Bean to honor Beesa's prowess? Everybody knows Beesa is the Bean

>>170327849
That is not how this works you retarded piece of shit, reffer to >>170311963 and >>170315270 so that you learn how to play who's that dotamon.

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>EE gets blanked by Secret for being a fucking Nichijou dropping faggot.
This is great desu.

>EE and Pupp3y drama literally more than a year after either of them were last relevant

Why

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>>170329614
Because EE is a beta shitter.

>Secret boots Kemal.
>WELL GUYS I HAVEN'T BEEN PAID YET AND I NEED TO BRING IT UP.
Maybe hire a lawyer or something you stupid FUCK.

>>170329785
he brought it up because puppy said all accounts have been settled

>>170330691
He should still go to a lawyer if he has a case. Social media won't file a claim for your money.

>>170329409
>echo sabre pa
>bfury pa in 2017
>viable

>>170331072
I'm not saying is good but those items serve a purpose and might actually be good depending on the game.

If he had gome for Euls, Blink and Dagoon then that's what dotamon is about.

>>170331195
blink dagger is viable on literally every champ tho, heck i'd rather have dagger than sabre on pa

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How do we fix Big Guy?

>>170331403
Better stat gain.

How come the Dota scene is so stagnant?

Despite the game being the biggest "e-sports" game there's never any fresh blood in the scene, at all. For years now it's always the same players playing against each others over and over again, with only a very few new players coming into the scene.
Even if the teams are changing their rosters, they're just switching players from other teams.

>>170331586
>there's never any fresh blood in the scene
But that's just wrong?

>>170331586
>Despite the game being the biggest "e-sports" game there's never any fresh blood in the scene, at all. For years now it's always the same players playing against each others over and over again, with only a very few new players coming into the scene.

Because there are new teams but for whatever reason, you don't identify them. Probably because they aren't big social media starts or memers.

>Even if the teams are changing their rosters, they're just switching players from other teams.

China has always done this. NA has also always done this because NA Dota is a huge pit where egos destroy any possible future players or teams. Over an entire decade, all it could spit out was Demon, Bulba, Universe, and RTZ. And 3 of those are absolute shit players.

>>170331586
>biggest "e-sports"
lol that's CSGO

also the game is dying and fast

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5xy675/dota_2_has_40_fewer_players_than_this_time_last/

>>170331586
>>170331686
>the literal TI6 winners were a ragtag group of underaged kids (and blink) who came out of nowhere
you fags really like to talk without knowing shit

>>170331763
Obviously you can't compare the western scene to the Chink scene.
In every single big tournament here in the west it's just the same teams getting invited over and over again, with no chance at all for new teams to even compete against them.

>>170331586
>few new players
it started with Sumail then w33 then Miracle then Wings then chad finem and pretty much all of chink teams have new bloods, I don't know what are you talking about.

>>170331696
I have to ask, doomposter. Why do you wake up every day in Portugal to doompost and go out of your way to contort all numbers to support it? And then do everything possible to reverse that same logic for CS:GO?

http://steamcharts.com/app/730

CS:GO has had the same player numbers for nearly 2 years

>>170331830
fata's team who only started playing in the qualis for whatever lan, beat everyone but liquid and almost qualified. liquid has 2/5 players who started playing from late 2015 onwards (gh is almost 2017), and the other two are pretty new too (2014+, mind_control might be 2015)
not to mention ad finem

SEA churns out new players all the time and they even get decent results despite seeming like a shit scene

it's only NA that sucks ass

>>170331981
>it's only NA that sucks ass
bulba tho

>>170332021
teams that compete in NA qualis (so excluding eg):
>5 players from 2013 or before
>literal europeans
>ex-hon stack

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What if Arc Warden swapped skills with tinker?

Skill 1 : Primordial Burst
Zet raises his palm and points at the target then charges a burst of electricity against the target, blinding him.

Skill 2 : Overforce
Creates two spheres from each arm that contains extreme force within. If maximum of 2 targets is found, it chases them down turning them inside out dealing damage.

Skill 3 : March of Wraiths
Summon forth a horde of Spark Wraith to cause a stampede in an area. Each contact with the Spark Wraiths deal damage.

Skill 4 :Tempest Recreation
Arc Warden reforms himself resetting his items and abilities cooldown as well as swapping models with the tempest.
If used again, swaps model with the original self.

sugoi!

what if AW never existed

How do I become a professional cage fighter

what if lina swapped skils with sinper?

Skill 1: lava floor
plop plop plop!

skill 2: burn
ouch, slowed

skill 3: charged fire
longer range, yay

skill 4: kamehameha
lol

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>win a meaningless lan
>lose one that matters

What's the deal with weaver.

i really hate the low prio system.
lucky enough that they made a 1-report per week as compensation.
i think im going back to dota now.

>>170333479
>dont play for few months
>get 0-2 reports thrice
>after that get 3 reports in one game from one party
>get 3 reports in one game from one party again
>5 games of low prio

:^)))))))))

god i wish there was a paywall to play dota
like a 20-30€ cost would deter a lot of smurfs and retard russians

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>>170332310
third skill sounds dogshit, like a worse version of acid spray, split shot and illuminate

>>170332856
This is a +18 site.

Is there any advantage of using Vulkan API instead of DX11 aside from few fps gains

Dota is getting a revamped matchmaking system with seasonal rankings that reset and will use standard bronze, silver, gold, diamond, top #### ranks and will be region locked for ranked only (unranked will remain the same).

The top #### tier will be similar to 7k MMR average games now where its mostly the same pros and pubstars playing each other every game and will have an inhouse ladder feel to it.

Screen shot this post.

>>170335728
I hope you're right.

>>170335728
oh yeah? screenshot this
*unzips dick*

what the fuck is going on? you dont get reports back anymore

>>170336147
the game is in beta

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>tfw no toilet slut hero

>>170317949
jungle ursa has always been legit.
This is how I usually destroy AM pickers.

>>170336357
I wanna piss on that slut

i'm a 1500 mmr, can i raise using centaur or axe?

>>170315827
fucking newfag

>>170336357
>no wacky retarded slut marksman hero
why God?

>>170336743
Learn to counterpick and play the hero well. That's all you need at your level.

>loda is barely 6k

no wonder you dont see him on any streams lmao

>>170331878
play Zeus mid, 4 clarities and farm fast bottle with arc lightning, arcanes, veil, aghs

He destroys most mids and you will Be destroying 35%+ of the enemy teams Hp in fights, gives your team truesight in fights

>>170337418
>bulldog plays at 5k
mmr literally doesn't matter at streaming, being entertaining is where's it at and Loda isn't entertaining.

>>170325764
remove you are self

>>170336357
Imagine the smell as you walk in on her...

>>170310517
>DOTA 2 has lost 20% of its players in a year.
This is what Valve's policy of "DOTA 2 is nothing but micropayment cash chow" does to the game itself

>>170338275
it would literally just be like your cummed stain room.

>bulldog is known as the greatest lone druid player
>builds Radiance on bear
>in the year of bear sniper
kek

>>170310517
Recently found out VIA dotabuff that the guys I play with play at a sub 50% win ratio (I stick around 55%)

I never really play ranked (dont have a solo rank and a very early gained party rank 1.7k) However I have had the occasional high skilled match which as far as I know would rank my actual ability closer to 3k)

Anyone half decent enough to win 50%+ and use skype (or some other voice chat) wanna Friend up? Kinda want to have team mates that I know will play their part.

>>170324612
BB is godlike at some levels. Early levels people REALLY underestimate his quill spray during laning phase, allowing you to actually WIN a solo lane.

1. Hope you get a solo lane
2. Buy mana regen (clarity/mango) Last hit with quill spray if you need to. If they are dumb enough to allow you to stack some quills you can usually make them pay for it.

3. Never fight head on, your basic attack should be for chasing down heros and getting a few cheeky hits in. I cannot stress this enough, turn your damn back and mash quill spray while running away. In a team fight you will likely be the main target, dont stand there and die quickly by fighting head on. Buy time for your quills to build up and for your team to do damage.

3. Avoid raising your defence but raise HP. You WANT to be taking damage as it sets your quill spray off every 250. Do get some M defence if their team is very magical.

4. If they have a meepo rush octarine. Each meepo will give you the HP for the damage you do, allowing you to get a % of your quill spray back by up to x9. You can actually heal more than 250 damage with 1 spray after a few stacks have built up, which means you literally out heal the damage the enemy team can do to you while wiping them out.

>>170338452
sniper lone druid is most boring shit ever, even more boring than lich, so it excuses him somewhat

>>170338738
isn't quill spray physical damage

>play snowballing heroes
>fuck around and play whatever

exp trophy 50 here I come

>>170338984
so?

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W-will all the anons that quit, return again to /d2g/ when the Kiev Major start?

7.03

Shrine now has the health/mana regen speed by the fountain
Fountain now has regen speed by the shrine

fixed doter

>inb4 it's still the same
shrine heals faster than fountain

>>170327526
what did he mean by this

>>170340253
>buffing le pew pew dogshit nuking science keen piece of shit
no thanks

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>is now a wins lanes, WINS GAMES hero.

Post yfw - https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/65/Vipe_firstblood_02.mp3

>>170340605
what changed for him
he is still le ebin snake of slow farm and no damage

>>170332856
i dunno why i laughed to this stupid shit

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>1000GPM anti mages that get to 25 sub 30 minutes are now a thing

>>170341473
>1000GPM
aren't there less creeps per minute in jungle in total
>25 sub 30 minutes
that's how every capable core goes nowadays

>>170341136
More like le ebin snape of no damage and endless poisons/slows.

Goodmorning Dota 2, I think I'm gonna start playing again

I'm legally autistic
What hero should I main?

>>170342148
Nah, he's got damage talents and Nethertoxin was buffed.

He can snowball a lot harder, if you don't have enough armour Nethertoxin shreds you.

>>170342827
meepo
>>170342902
>armor saves you from toxins
nice game dotards
constitution stat when

>tfw ahriposter is dead

>tfw quarryposter is dead

>tfw no gf

>tfw dota is dead

>>170342827
The rainman kind? Go for one that requires a lot of micro like meepo, otherwise instapick Ogre Magi and RP.

DED thread

>>170342827
Do you get money for being legally autistic?

When am I going to be able to open player packs so I can get my team secret emoji so I can then wave it in reddit's chat?

>technological singularity will happen in your lifetime
>meanwhile dotards unable to adapt to patches that come two times per year and vent their frustration whining about game being dead
humanity is doomed

WHEN IS SONG SONG PLAYING?

>>170338738
>I never really play ranked

YEAH YOU ARE TRASH

Hey, someone else is having a huge performance drop? I used to have 60 fps with graphics on Ultra, now I get 30 in either Ultra or Low.

this bulldog game holy shit

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Good morning dotards

>>170338738
>BB is godlike at some levels. Early levels people REALLY underestimate his quill spray during laning phase, allowing you to actually WIN a solo lane.
Against a competent duo lane bristleback can't do shit. He gets stunned, he dies due to lack of armor. By simply not letting him get first levels you render him useless for the rest of the game. Then even if he does get something, silver edge shits all over his useless ass.

>>170344458
oh man i totally just got BEANED xD

>>170344512
gotcha bitch

>>170344512
me too ffs

>>170343871
>>technological singularity will happen in your lifetime
You wish, Ray Kurzweil.

>>170344571
>>170344589
these are very /scv/ posts

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>1 hour until /ourguys/ are playing

when does onyx play?

Did bulldog win the omni game?

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>>170344650
>team bean
>no bean
?

>>170344762
no he literally threw it. chased the bear and go caught out

>>170344650
Remeber when u said u would post feet if sings team won? U better have some pretty nails

>>170344650
is Beaned a legit team?

>>170338292
>implying dota deserves anything more
death to dota
in my eyes valve are heroes for destroying it

>that moment when you realize that NA is worse than SA

>>170344650
>cancel
rofl

>>170344965
sing had to d/q teams and barely won the ro64 against 4/5ks to get here

someone pls when do the actually interesting teams play? like np and onyx. is there a schedule somewhere?

>>170345136
read the op newfriend

Bean is a tier one team.

>>170345206
which one? i already looked in joindota and liq before i posted

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Yurop Brackets:
https://www.faceit.com/en/dota2/tournament/2ef8771a-6df9-47da-ba82-22dcc11d0550/brackets

NA Brackets:
https://www.faceit.com/en/dota2/tournament/65ec954f-fe5e-4f34-9dd9-1ddf5a6ef8ef/brackets

>>170310702
lina actually isn't a slut
she isn't your generic blond bimbo like cm

>>170345331
https://killurselves.com/

>>170345604
you cant provide it because its not there? ok thats what i thought

Armlet on Weaver
Prove me wrong

>>170345757
glimmer cape weaver
100% invis uptime

Why arent you building octarine core on weaver?

>>170345954
i make s&y

shadow amulet weaver is op

>>170345757
>>170345918
Armlet weaver cannot die think about it
You activate armlet, kill their whole team with double +1000000 armlet damage attacks and then ult to recover the health drain

Sing stack will get sponsored by mouz

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>>170345331
there, i fucking spoonfed you

Can you tell me what happened between sing sing and pgg?

>>170346479
can you pretend the spoon is a train like my mom used to?

>>170346483
singx2 had ppg stack d/q'd because there were in the EU opens not CIS

sing stack are little bitches cant handle a little slav competition

>>170346542
>used to

>>170346556
even tho the russians called the admins? kek

>>170346556
t. mad slav

>>170346680
>being so over-the-fucking-hill you need to cry to valve just to break the open qualifiers

sing you should have stayed true to your word

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>>170346736
>to valve

>>170346167
>recovering 160 hp
wow what great value

>>170346775
faceit represents valve
valve makes the rules

>>170346847
nigga sing stack didnt talk to anyone, they were waiting and then suddenly pgg stack got d/q because they called the admins and got caught playing in the wrong region because they are fucking retards lel

You are on a vietnam basket weaving forum discussing a dead video game at 7 in the morning while chad is waking up next to your oneitis, snuggling her and keeping her warm. its not too late to turn your life around.

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>>170346467
that would require winning the regional qualifiers though

Someone explain like I'm 3k. Why doesn't anyone run Drow as support and give their entire team the OP aura without having to run a shitty hero that can't 1v1 any other carries in the safelane? I mean, okay, you're not going to have the best ganks, but Drow's aura is 99% based on how many levels she has in her E and R skills, so why does she need 1 position farm?

>>170346985
>nigga sing stack didnt talk to anyone

proof?

a bit too convenient they were "suddenly" d/q'd once they faced sing (wasnt the first round or anything), though i agree the russians were retarded

>>170347131
literally sing's stream

>>170336357
>>170336736
https://derpibooru.org/1134699
>tfw will never gargle pheromone scented (read: overwhelmingly reeking) griffon urine together with yellowquiet and squigglemane

>>170347074
Because unlike CM none of her other skills do anything if she doesn't have farm

>>170337354
i use dotapicker but once he favored lycan against bloodseeker

>>170345125
>barely
kek like that game where the score was 25 0 five minutes in? stupid memers

>>170347148
sing spouting memes isnt proof of anything

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>>170347024
>tfw too late

>>170347024
i was born defective and it only got worse after i got raped by a group of bigger boys at school

i am considerably normal, just not that normal

>>170347024
>tfw I literally look like a Chad
>still no gf
why is this? is it because I don't play basketball?is it because I would rather spend time alone than attending parties?

>>170347625
because you dont actually look like a chad

>>170347654
>I lift
>I drive a car
>have an iPhone
>always flirt with the girls
I think the problem is that I'm not an asshole

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>>170347316
? not an argument Yaroslav. 10k people knew about pgg stack playing against sing, a fucking viewer could have told the admins even, but NO pgg stack talked to the admins. In the vods you can even hear them talkin like, ''why were they d/q'' ''they are not from europe?'', like, what are you even trying to defend, pgg was going to get disqualified anyway eventually, they were breaking the rules, you dont like the rules? so you would be ok with pgg playin in south america too?

>>170347501
>bigger boys
nigger* boys
b and n are so close on my keyboard

Is sing going to stream him going through the qualifiers?

>>170347873
pic

>>170348064
no fucking way not anymore I still remember when /fit/ made fun of me for wearing a pink shirt never again you fucking assholes.

>>170348206
a real chad wouldnt give a fuck about what virgin autists on the internet think of him

>>170348206
just blur the shirt dude

>>170348206
>pink shirt
you deserve it desu

>>170348206
>>170348206
just post it anon we wont bully you i promise

>>170348206
/fit/ normally embraces their homosexual side

I'm Asian lads I don't want people to make fun of me again

>>170348519
just post the pic dude. everyone here is a fucking loser and ugly. who the fuck cares about us making fun of you? if you're even average youre better than 99% of this board, hell 99% of this website.

>>170348519
>asian manlet
>wonders why he cant pickup women

>not even 9k players can win with pl
Proof that this game is so dumbed down and powercreeped that picks decide 90% of the game.

>>170348640
pl needs to stay in the dumpster. that hero can not be meta again. pure cancer

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Blitz stop shitposting

1 min delete

>>170348640
>picks decide 90% of the game

you are delusional if you believe this hasnt always been the case, choosing side is the only other competent to winning dota

>>170348734
ye no offense dude but if this is you youre not a chad not even fucking close.

>>170348831
what's wrong with long hair asshole

>>170348734
Dude cut your hair, what the fuck kind of anime hair did you want to achieve with that?

>>170348881
its looks autistic. unless you have a bruce lee / fighter thing going on and you tie it back it looks like the other anon said. it looks like youre trying to be a fucking anime character. how tall are you?

>>170348734

jelly of the hair desu, baldlets are screeching on a 1km radius when they see you

>>170348734
body?
t. /fit/izen

https://www.twitch tv/emin8k

What aren't you watching our guys play now?

>>170348734
how tall are you
if youre shorter than 6 feet you have almost no chance;

>>170349213

because Song Sing isn't streaming

>>170349186
t. homo
>using fit as an excuse for anon to show his bod

Has the beans game started? Where is the stream?

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>got drunker than i planned playing dota on the weekend
>probably racked up supports
>have to be a super good boy for the next ten games or so to avoid LP

Hope my team doesn't bully me because I can rarely stop myself from talking back.

emin8k

BEAN GAME STARTED ON THIS LAD

>>170349092
i legit let my hair grow that long so I can ponytail it while I'm lifting, it looks hot and badass
>height
6'11
>>170349186
fuck off cunt I'll never visit or post on /fit/ ever again

friccin BEANED

>>170349493
>6'11

you must be a fucking string bean with shoulders like that

>>170349493


You are white as snow asian so it makes the mudskins butthurt all around the world

your hair is long and aesthetic as fuck, makes slavshitters with bowl haircuts and plebs with hairloss mad

don't be a manlet, lift, and you are better than 97% of the posters here

is /d2g/ the new /deadgamegeneral/?

>>170349493
did you get trolled into doing ss+gomad? or are you in a pack of gym asians who get bullied at the gym?

>>170349934
>embracing a fb meme this hard

proof that sing was never /ourguy/

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wait, did EACH get the gold?

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What happened to our girl?

>>170350061
married a white guy and pop'd out a kid

>>170349412
>>170349505
stream?

>>170350119
DELETE THIS

>>170349934
>>170350026
can someone give me the quick rundown on this meme? first time I see it

>>170350035
4 Heroes: 25 + (2 × VictimLevel) + (0.03 × NWFactor) + (35 × NWS)

>>170349954
no that will forever be >>>/vg/sc2

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>>170350141

Who the fuck do you pick for the mjollnir quest on the battle pass?

>>170350119
BLEACHED

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lasse casting the beaned game is super comfy

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>>170350456
Actually the best boy/girl

HOW DID SING STACK FUCK IT THIS MUCH

AHAHAHAHA

>>170350276
LD, drow, sniper, zet etc.

>>170350456
thank god, that emin8k guy sucks dick

Sing can still make a comeback r-right?

>THE CITY OF SINGSING

>>170350773
not after those bamboe dunks

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>>170350524
with finns you win

>>170350773
they just need to win one teamfight
all on axe

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>Pick KOTL
>no mana leak for Timber
even a 3k shitter like me can see this

>>170350879
shhh he's farming aghs

>no wonder he's not a pro anymore

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>>170350851

>>170350879
you seriously believe one or two points on leak would have prevented this

>>170350949
when was this

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>>170351041
Like two weeks ago at starladder

BACK TO SHITTY STREAMS WITH YOU SING

>>170351216
>>170350949
>>170350851
>>170350524
>>170350456

>hey fingol, why is the only european person on your team a bulgarian

SING WILL MAKE A COMEBACK

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>shitshit stack is losing

where is singsing fans now?

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>>170351292
Liquid is THE WORLD!

>>170348734
>>170349493
I like it fampai. You have 90's B movie villain look down to a T.

Why can't Sing find good teammates to play with...

>cancel^^

ahahahahah

that alch death

cancel dota

CANCEL WHAT THE FUCKK