/utg/ - Undertale general

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I claim this thread for skel

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Xth for me

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nth for Asriel the socially inept brother

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>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6PnjOKWYAEqWXw.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6PnbbOWMAECnu6.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6UsXcxUsAATH2B.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6PXldIU4AEW3nr.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6U23SrVAAA3nfh.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6VAkQWU4AESF--.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6UOBnZUYAE67Ak.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6UlsYhVMAE0L6v.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4MEnDRUcAAgcCM.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4MEgZUVYAI44Kq.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4MEYESUEAUhAWi.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6U2i61VAAEjF9B.png:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6UOGJ1VAAAO9V2.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6Sl8ciU8AE-IB_.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6Sggv9VUAAZNwK.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6Uyn8yVUAMwFAV.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6Pnls7WAAAI_ND.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6VHePAU8AAt0et.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6UVOfYVUAAErN-.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6Uw9NjU8AAPl28.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6Uy1-_UoAACrNA.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6UuAS1U0AMO1wh.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4XvRctVUAIcy5Q.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6QZKXGVUAEA_EY.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6TzZyhVMAAAuRw.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6VK-xZUsAAMIok.jpg:orig
>Asgore + Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6TsQARVUAEFJ9o.jpg:orig
>Asgore + Alphys + Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6UtIisVUAAbC8C.jpg:orig
>Sans + Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6Tc1XZUYAAJ4lD.jpg:orig
>Mettaton + Napstablook
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6UCzuwUsAE-bFY.jpg:orig
>Flowey + Frisk + Monster Kid
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6OByTcUYAAE67x.jpg:orig
>Frisk + Flowey + Asriel + Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6UrW6BUwAAtc4W.jpg:orig

>>170360001
Its already a goat thread

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>>170356743

>>170357019
baka ja nai
>>170358840
>lake cummy
what does this mean
nah

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Chara burpfic?

Chara and Frisk murdering anyone they see!
K-I-L-L-I-N-G
First kill the Monsters!
Then kill the Flower!
Then destroy the Universe as a show of power!

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>>170360064
Thanks for the Chara
>>170360137
Thanks CB

>>170360064
That Native American (?) Frisk is fucking amazing

>>170360064
>that sans/Flowey
>tfw your fave will never unsuccessfully attempt to samesize vore you

>>170360278
>tfw you will never help your gf to destroy the universe
lucky gook kid

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>playing Undertale on a CRT TV

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>>170360356
Yeah I thought it was cool. I hope they do Asgore at some point

They did a Sans but it was kind of weird
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6Pnn9JWAAAyEXb.jpg:orig

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>>170360820
>playing Undertale on a Speak and Spell

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>>170360278

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>>170360278
Stop that

What Undertales would drive to the following places?
>The Liquor Store
>Planet Fitness
>Taco Bell
>Whole Foods
>Hot Topic
>Auto Zone
>Nowhere, just turn on their car and sit in it while it's running, with all the garage doors closed

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>>170357045

>>170361502
This pic reminds me of my stick+bandage genocide
Undyne fight was pure fun

>>170361887
Cute!

>>170361886
Sans
Undyne
Sans
Undyne
Monster Kid
Mettaton
Sans

>>170361887
Nice

Skelebros are the absolute best.

>>170362058
>Monster Kid going to hot topic
>monster kid dressing like an emo and wearing meme shirts
>Monster kid getting into shitty screamo bands and always insisting you play BVB while you drive him around

>>170362345
Monster Kid seems like the sort of kid who'd end up watching Invader Zim.
Him and Flowey.

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>>170357762

>>170362406
Mkid would watch Teen Titans Go! Flowey would watch Superjail, Metalocalypse, and ATHF. After everyone went to sleep of course.

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>>170362604
>ATHF

If we have any more drawfags here, we need a Flowey version of this

Did Asgore let Undyne watch cartoons and bring her to the park and make her dessert or was it all training all the time because he needed a weapon and the thought of actually raising a child was impossible to him after what happened to the ones he lost

>>170357367
http://imgur.com/nU5zLva

time to keel over ,my eyes hurt.

Remixes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19Z_psHe7w

Oh my god that sprite is beautiful

>>170362838
Gerson and Asgore were Undyne's gay adoptive parents. They were both good nurturers but also capable fighters and their tales of the war inspired her to be like them, so they gradually trained more and more so she could realize her potential.

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>>170362838
Given her feelings towards him, I think it was evenly balanced. I don't think he flat out raised her, but when she was young, I imagine him kind of being a father figure to her.

I think she really started training in earnest around her mid-late teen years

>>170362838
The former. He also taught her piano

>>170362885
there never was a big bang
universe was created by big cummy

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>>170362885
I don't know what I was expecting

>>170363347
DeadDoveDoNotEat.jpg

>>170362885
Hot

Someone draw Asgore F O R C I N G the fish to brush her disgusting teeth

>>170363428
Monsters don't brush their teeth, dummy

>>170363604
They totally do, you manikin.

>>170363604
Explain Sans pearly whites

>>170363681
He has such bad hygiene that his teeth fall out regularly but, being a monster, he makes new ones when they all fall out.

>>170363428
I justify it in my head that she's wearing gold over her teeth.

The alternative would make me nauseous when looking at her otherwise.

>>170363837
Then why don't Undyne's fall out?

*teleports behind u*
Get fucked.
Don't respond.

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>>170363946
FKUCIN KIDDOOOOO..........!!!

>>170363674
Nuh-uh
>>170363681
He's a skeleton
>>170363946
She be a fish. Sharks regrow their teeth all the time
*Fucking snaps your head*
Get shrek'd

>>170364074
All the other monsters laugh at your favourite behind her back for having nasty butterteeth!

>>170364193
I never said the fish was my favorite!
You're just mad that I kicked your ass.

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Hey there /utg/!
How's it going?

I have a quick question - do you guys remember that one fishposter that joined us like two months ago?
Haven't seen him in a while - is he still around?

Also:
Don't forget that i love (you) all.

>>170362895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3A-vXNc7Yo

>>170364267
U N H Y G I E N I C
F I S H
D O R K

>>170364363
They're probably still around. Who knows.

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edgy mom

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>>170364363
There's a couple of us, and I joined up two months ago, but I asked you a while back if I was him and you said no

>>170364398
Lizard and Lazy skeleton don't shower
Pretty much all monsters don't bathe
or clean themselves.
Get dunked on

>>170364668
Monsters don't have bathrooms
Ergo, they must have public baths

>>170364757
Nah. They don't bathe

Undyne has cavities and everyone else is clean!

>>170364787
Papyrus bathes.
But that's because he's weird.

>>170364578
Oh god - i totally forgot about that.
And now i look like an asshole...
Sorry.

>>170364803
Nah, everyone is gross
>>170364875
sure

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>>170364912
S'alright. Like I said there's quit e a few fishfags round these parts.

But I am the guy who wrote the foot-centric stuff a while back, if that means I am him

UNDYNE is the ONLY one in the entire game with YELLOW teeth.
Gross!

Oh look, forced memes.

Does that mean I can bring back melted Mettaton?

I'm sure Undyne bathes regularly and washes her teeth but how did Asgore manage to housebreak her after she spent most of her life in the wilderness

I'm gonna pour hydrofluoric acid on the robot! Gonna watch him melt into a puddle of magic and metal slag!

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awh ye
fashn

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Missed the last few threads because of stupid stuff.
Have some of the stuff I made Today.

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>>170365038
Oh yeah - i remember that fic.
It was really good anon. It really got my blood flowing.

I'm just asking about one fishlover from spain (if I'm correct) because i'm starting to worry a bit. I saw him last time on steam like a month ago and i can't see him here since... god knows how long.
I know i may look clingy right now, but i just hope he's all right.

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bidnis

>>170366294
I don't have a dollar though

c'mon

>>170366294
I'll fucking take a snootleboop for free and no one will stop me

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>170366873
But if the spider is the avatar of cuteness....and anticute was half responsible for making the universe, who is the avatar of anticute??

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Probably going to get a 3.35 GPA
Not bad, but worse than I wanted.

How is everyone?

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>>170367369
>tfw gonna ace this semester

>>170366294
How much for uh...more than that?

>>170366873
Misusing the baby spider's finances so that the baby spider is is about to go bankrupt!
Having a great idea!
Taking pictures of Tsunderplane in the bathroom!
Giving them to the baby spider and telling her to sell them online!
The baby spider not going bankrupt and Tsunderplane not wanting to show her face ever again!

>>170367369
I failed to get into the University I wanted so I'm considering taking a Foundation year to get more work to show off when I reapply next year.
Kinda disappointed but at least I have a backup plan.

>>170361279
mspg never fails to think ass

I wish the frying pan portion of the Photoshop Flowey fight was its own song.

That bassline is 2 grovy

>>170367542
like, handholding?

>>170368083
No, I think he wants to grab him by the ears as he plunges his Determination filled cock into Asriel's throat and cums straight into his stomach.
But that's just a theory...
A GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAYYYYY THEEEEEEEEEEORRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

>>170367181
Anti-cute is so destructive that no single being can hold its power as its avatar. Instead, the anti-cute decided it should be split into two to better find suitable hosts: Annoyingness and Muscles. Their current avatars are Jerry and Aaron respectively. Neither of them are powerful enough to defeat the spider, so we're all safe!
>>170367817
Hacking all online sites where the pictures were sold and deleting the pictures forever before comforting Tsunderplane!
Everyone completely forgetting about the pictures!
Helping the spider bake super delicious pastries for the sale and them selling immensely well!
Taking access to the spider's finances away from the bully and teaching her how to use the money appropriately!
The spider being very happy with her newfound success, as well as Tsunderplane getting all her friends back!

>>170368083
I was originally talking about hand-holding, yeah. However, I will take that >>170368232
If it's on the menu

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Late nth for gonna lift hard for this goat! Gonna kissu this goat!

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>>170364040
>FKUCIN KIDDOOOOO..........!!!

exactly

>>170369176
Holy shit Frisk is absorbing monster souls through prostitution
Shit's hardcore

>>170368647
>Anti-cute is so destructive that no single being can hold its power as its avatar. Instead, the anti-cute decided it should be split into two to better find suitable hosts: Annoyingness and Muscles. Their current avatars are Jerry and Aaron respectively. Neither of them are powerful enough to defeat the spider, so we're all safe!
Fascinating. But what would happen if they became one being that theoretically hold such power?

>>170369176
There's no bone in penises.
Blue ghost dicks are a non-canon workaround so bishis can shlick to their skeleman.

You will never sex or be sexed by this skelton as it is impossible

>>170368232
sounds gay, faggot

>>170364803
now I can relate to her

>>170369546
>There's no bone in penises.
Not in humanoids, but there is a reason why erections are sometimes called boners. In some animals, like walruses, they do actually have a bone inside their penis
>>170369176
Weird

oppai loli chara when?

Giving Undyne dentures made from the teeth of the fallen humans!

>>170369818
Yeah, that bone is inside a lot of mammals, it's called a Baculum. This bone is absent inside humans. The female equivalent is called a baubellum.

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>>170370065
Never.

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Howdy utg! I hope your Tuesday has been a quick and painless one so far!

>>170370478
Relatively painless today.

butterscrotch

>>170370575
You shouldn't talk about south park character anatomy.

It's a great Thrusday Today!>>170370478

>>170370695
I always imagined Asriel sounding like Butters

Don't open
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6UwnnLUoAAKT5S.jpg:orig

>>170370831
Does that mean Asriel sang "What what in the butt"?
Because that's sad.

>>170370831
That explains why Chara killed themselves.

Fucking Chara until their hip breaks

>>170371314
Frisk and Chara share the same body, so you'd be fucking Frisk

tfw no one talks to you because youre a weirdo
even anonymously

>>170371470
Hi

>>170370398
Go back to sleep Cryturd.

requesting this drawn with Asriel/Frisk
http://i.4cdn.org/trash/1488914066730.png

>>170371470
shut up and get in the bed
ill deal with u in a minute

>>170371510
I'll do it in paint with Frisk and another Frisk, that's my final offer, take it or leave it.

>>170371505
hi

>>170371614
How're you?

>>170371510
requesting this with Toriel and Papyrus instead

>>170371314
>>170371415
You'd hit their pelvic bone and break your dick before you broke their hips.
Unless you have a small dick, anon.

>>170371510
requesting this with Grillby and Shyren instead

>>170371510
>>170371603
>>170371768
Black slime and Green dragon

>>170371510
requesting this with Asgore and Gaster instead.

>>170369506
The result would hold nearly as much power as the spider. For a short while, at least, before it is consumed and destroyed by the anti-cute.
>>170370478
It has, thank you.

>>170371510
Sans and Ness

>>170371510
requesting this with Brad and Batter instead

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I want to BLAST
the
GAST

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Tickling Chara!

>>170368647
Does that mean fishfags and dadfags are devil worshippers?

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>>170372295
Chara tickling Asriel!

>>170372375
I know it's probably been talked about to death here, but I played the game for the first time last week with no spoilers and this part really took me off guard.

>>170371730
im ok! thanks for asking. i really like undertale.

>>170371936
>The result would hold nearly as much power as the spider. For a short while, at least, before it is consumed and destroyed by the anti-cute.
I see. Let us hope nothing like that comes to pass!

>>170372551
Yeah, me too. Undertale is a great game.

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>notice old Indie project that looks cute came out
>its actually really good

So anyone played it? Literally nobody is talking anywhere about it

This is the place for walking simulators with furries,right?

>>170371579
how do you get in a bed, you get on a bed

>>170372786
Undertale has gameplay, retard

Besides that game was ll over /v/ when it came out. The general consensus is that its alright but is too political and the ending sucks

>>170372793
in means under the covers
on means on top of the covers

>>170372793
You sleep better in a bed than on a bed.
You just need breathing holes.

>>170372926
>ending sucks
Oh dear. Thats a bummer.

>>170372543
adorable

Toby Fox made a good video game and he is not a hack and i appreciate him

>>170372786
You could go to /indie/ to talk about it, even though it's near dead all the time
Or /trash/

>>170372786
Sorry - never heard about it.
But talk about it as much as you want.
Few days ago I talked about Nier for like four threads in a row and nobody got mad.

It still looks cool, though. Can you tell me something more about it? Maybe some similarities to undertale?

>>170373193
Nier reminded me a lot of when I played through OFF for the first time.
Storywise at least.

>>170371846
What if your dick just stays so soft but you so horny you end up humping them broke with your muscular body anyways?

>>170372786
Awful characters, terrible dialogue, and a hamfisted ending. The beautiful artwork is completely wasted on this game.

>>170373147
Until he makes it a finished game where you save goatbro and Gaster and chara he'll be a hack and a fraud who released an unfinished game and should be executed for stealing my fucking money

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>>170372515
>tfw you realized/guessed exactly what was coming and it still fucked you up

>>170372602
Hopefully it won't. Even if for a short time, think about all the destruction it would cause!

>>170373193
Well uhm....youre a 20y old female college dropout that comes back to some backwater little city and...dunno? Sofar its been bunch of more or less mundane happenings presented in a very comfy manner. Music is great.

Maybe something youd expect at Toriel place.
I guess i wont go offtopic too much so i wont post any pics from it anymore.

>>170373397
so is undertle the exact opposite with good characters, great dialog, i wont say anything about the ending, but also shitty graphics?

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>>170373338
>>170373193
Nier imo tackles a lot of the same themes as Undertale but does it in a less overt way and with a less positive ending
>>170373118
It shouldn't be so cute, but it is

>>170373615
First Nier or Automata?

>>170373739
First
I haven't played Automata yet

>>170373612
Kinda, yeah, actually. Undertale doesn't shove blatant modern-day politics into your face either, its messages are pretty timeless.

>>170373612
If Undertale got a graphical overhaul to something aroung Binding of Isaac quality would be better or worse quality wise for you?

>>170373598
>youre a 20y old college dropout
Well - i guess i won't be playing this anytime soon.
I have this IRL right now.
But it does sound comfy - maybe I will check it out later.

>>170373615
Yeah i noticed that.
The only difference is that undertale had a robot with better butt.
But with Automata on the horizon... Oh man - I'm gonna get me some of that ripe android ass.

>>170373565
The damage would be catastrophic! It would be a battle for not only survival, but for all of existence!

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>>170370702
>>170371936
>>170370573

Good to hear it anons! Hope the rest of your day is just as good!

>>170374242
Nier has Emil though and hes a better tragic kid then Asriel.
Kaine kind of reminds me of a more fucked up Undyne. Papa Nier and Asgore have the obvious similarities but papa is way more into what he does

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>Underfell

This shit is embarrassing.

>>170374242
>>170374485
Am I going to have to be a naked anime girl to play this?

>>170374630
In the western version of the first game you're a gruff old man

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>>170370398
I want to yank Chara's
something

>>170373851
thinking about it i would definitely rather play a game with shitty graphics if the game is good it wouldnt bother me. i saw the screenshot of that game i dont even know what its called and know nothing about it and thought 'woah i could play that' but the only thing i thought coming to that decision was that it looks good.

>>170374027
if i had played undertale as it is then it got an overhaul i think the quality would improve a little honestly but at the same time it might have less charm. if i hadnt played undertale as is and it came out with good graphics from the get go it would have been even more amazing.
the graphics are fine as is and give it the unique shittiness of effort done by a handful of people and that's more endearing, to me at least

>>170374515
this whole fandom is embarassing

>>170374705
>gruff old men and scantily dressed waifus
Sounds like asian game to me

>>170375015
>waifuing Kaine
I hope you enjoy femdom, pegging and people with fucked up body / childhood issues

and also futa

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>>170373557
that's the wrong position
that's not the wrong position is it

>>170374630
>>170375015
Believe it or not but there's a great explanation to her outfit.
Way better than with MGS5 and Kojima's mute waifu.
Kaine's whole backstory is just amazing.

And in Japan there are two versions of Nier - Nier Gestalt where you play as old papa Nier and Nier Replicant in which you play as a brother.
We just got one here.

>>170374485
We can also draw few more parallels between Nier and Undertale.
Like - both games critique violence in video games (but in kind of different ways).

>>170375187
Yeah, well...
You're right on one thing.
Though doing anything even remotely sexual with Kaine wouldn't be fun, considering her past

I want Toriel to put me to bed and tell me a nice bedtime story.

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No, I can't rent my own apartment - I'd get kicked in a month for taking all my cooking lessons from the fish.

Fried rice and eggs with lemon pepper and mountain salt are delicious regardless.

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>>170366873
Rare spooder for youder

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>>170375402
The explanation is pretty silly and in the end Yoko just wanted a hot chick in his game This is the same guy who asked people on twitter to link him 2B porn after the Automata demo came out but yeah Kaine is an actual good character beyond that so its fine imo but i'm a giant faggot so idk grain of salt. I wouldn't want to sex her anyways

I'm still sad that this is the only cross-over art I have. I want some with Asriel and Emil playing / Toriel mothering him, Asgore and Papa drinking tea together and maybe Kaine and Undyne hanging out.
Some of the botfags I follow on twitter have started drawing Automata art and even some OG Nier art so maybe i'll get my wish someday

>>170373851
Technically, Undertale does require bringing a lesbian couple together to get the good ending. But what's great about Undertale is that it doesn't preach at you in the way most SJW games do. It's clear the characters are the ones are lecturing you based on their personal beliefs as opposed to Toby Fox shaming you for not being as morally perfect as him.

Undertale is pretty much the best example of an SJW game done right.

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>>170376036
No one thought lesbians were anything negative except couple of butthurt heteros and extra religious grandmas before social justice.

NO ONE.

>>170375708
Thank you. That spider might have been listening to Mettaton a little too much. Still, I will protect her and love her with all my heart.

>>170376036
>>170376328
Reminder that most people still hate Alphys and hate that you have to hook her up with Undyne

>>170376407
I don't hate Alphys because she's a lesbian I hate Alphys because I hate Alphys.

>>170376543
Alphys is bi.

>>170375976
Well - maybe i went too far with "amazing", but i still believe that her outfit is explained pretty well.
I mean - after all those years of fighting for her body looks like she's finally not ashamed of it and only covers the parts controlled by a shade. And - you know - more private parts.
And no - i don't want to bang her either.

>botfags drawing undertale/nier corssovers
Please let it happen.

Also - I need to find that .rar file Taro got on twitter.
I fucking love that guy.

>>170376036
>Technically, Undertale does require bringing a lesbian couple together to get the good ending.
True but it also doesn't shout about how you should totally stab fascists you guys haha while doing so.
the gay relationship in nitw is pretty cute tbqhwy though

>>170366873
No!

>>170375225
the request was for pegging but the lack of strapon makes me think its futa undyne

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>>170376328
Just because lesbians are hot doesn't change that queers were considered queer. I can only assume it wasn't as bad as it is now. what is with gay pride parades

>>170376609
>bi
Alphys is pervsexual. She'd do anyone and anything.

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>>170376963
Undyne's staff
always there when necessary

>>170377072
>pervsexual
I dunno if that came from that horrid humantale

>>170376328
Wait, you're joking, right?

>>170377419
you missed a golden opportunity for a spear of justice pun there

Whenever they say that, it means it usually means it said something /v/ didn't like.

>>170376930
Why can't you just admit it? The spider being the most adorable cutie in existence is a proven scientific fact!

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>>170377072
As far as I know, lesbians went from "no one knows", to "who care/it's hot" while couple of oddballs (virtually never men) got grumpy about it. Disliking them because of what communal LGBT people have become what they have is a rather new thing.
Before the dark ages.
Before the meme politics.

>>170377725
Who said what where?

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>>170377440
Nah. I just think anybody who spends too much time looking at porn will have their sexuality all jumbled up. They're like tsundereplane but with sex instead of love.

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>>170377528
Oh man, doing it with Asriel it would take it one level further with the puns wouldn't it.

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>>170366873
Pixiv has bee appeased by my actions!
Spiders flow once more!

>>170378039
I wonder what Toriel would look like in Cry's new style

>>170377937
You say that as if Tsunderplane doesn't have a massive porn collection and a badly stained body pillow

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>>170377937
Clear victim of that reporting in.
I appear pretty fucking gay in some ways, yet Undyne, Alphys, Toriel and Muffet all tend to get my dick nogging.

>>170377847
Uh, no. While I guess lesbians were more considered a bit more acceptable than gays, media featuring them would still start a huge shitfest with religious people until relatively recently.

>>170377847
Well, there is the whole dislike of butch dykes, but I figure that's more about them being assholes than the fact that they like girls.

>>170377937
>>170378204
>They let outside sources ""influence"" their sexual nature
Not gonna lie, that's pretty weak willed.

>>170378064
Excellent! Great work! That's a real adorable fresh cutie if I've ever seen one! Thank you so much!

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>>170378421
>They let outside sources influence anything

That sounds pretty heretical.

Alphys doesn't deserve forgiveness for what she did.
Got off too easily.

Certainly didn't deserve to be in the anime friendship final boss super spectacular

>>170378204
I think that's called being bisexual

Used to get off to gfur Now i can only get off to UT characters.not the goats though. I guess thats a good trade off?

>>170378710
Agreed.

>>170378421
In retrospect the things I was fapping that stemmed outta my mind before I had any access to internet or even really knew what sexuality was were way more fucked up than just jerking it over other people in general.

>>170378871
The whore deserves death for ruining the timing puzzle
Slowly being lowered into a buzzsaw crotch first is not nearly enough suffering for the faggot

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>tfw undertale didn't change my sexuality at all and the characters I find hot I would have found hot even if I didn't like their personality (but thankfully I do)
You guys are odd.

>>170378949
Skeletons?

>>170379157
youre not alone man

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>>170379157
>tfw not attracted to any Undertales

Well - sorry i can't stay with you any longer.
I'm going to bed. Maybe i will dream about hot robots like Mettaton
or 2B...
or 9S (oh god, please)

Take care.
I love (you) all.

>>170379157
i found new love in undertale but i could see it coming from a mile away honestly

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>>170378871
Te main problem is that she does get what she deserves, but it mostly happens before and after the events of Undertale. You don't get to see her suffer for what she did unless you kill one of her cooler friends.

>>170379850
See you tomorrow and hope you dream of your fav!

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>>170379635
YesI don't regret this decision

>>170379790
uh huh, suuure

>>170379984
>going from Gfur to skeletons
idk man that's weird to me.

wnt 2 tuch asreel flufy eers

>>170379891
Isn't it cool that to achieve self-righteous "justice" by murder you have to kill somebody else

>>170380017
its not that hard to believe

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>>170380017
Indeed.

>>170379850
Good night. Sleep well.

>>170380153
>>170379891
>game lets you kill anyone else you want directly
>doesn't judge you for killing Asgore or Flowey
>but god forbid you kill Alphys

>>170379790
>tfw when i have the yandere for my favourite undertale dream

>>170380402
All these people attack you directly, too.

>>170380847
>Alphys dindu nuffin!

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>>170379790
>tfw attracted to Frisk and only Frisk in a bizarre vaguely-masturbatory obsession

>>170380923
Alphys is the only monster in the game who actively tries to make sure no one has to die.

>>170380923
What does she do to Frisk?

>>170380923
>alpha dindu nuffin
Besides the fact creating those in the true lab and the birth of flowey

>>170381087
Lies to you, sics Mettaton on you and is responsible for Flowey being a thing.
There's a reason shes the least popular character and the only reason she has any fans at all is because shes in a relationship with Undyne

>>170381182
>sics Mettaton
Mettaton is no danger to you until he goes rogue, did you even play the game?

>>170381350
Yeah, because her being manipulative and putting on a big show so that you'll like her and stay underground is totally fine.

And all the 'playing God' shit she did in her underground laboratory.
Yeah, all of that is perfectly fine because she's wacky and likes anime and she's really really sorry guys xD

>>170381642
>people aren't allowed to dislike Alphys or its trolling
and yet no one cares if you shit talk anyone else

>>170381524
So at what point should you get the chance to murder Alphys so you can be judge, jury and executioner for her crimes against others and her attempts at saving your life

>>170381642
>when you don't have an argument so you make a one size fits all 'please stop hurting my feelings' picture

Game would be better off without her inclusion.

>>170381524
>Yeah, because her being manipulative and putting on a big show so that you'll like her and stay underground is totally fine.
The point of that was to have a human appear as a hero on the most popular show in the Underground. If all the monsters like you, then Asgore would be relieved at not having to kill you, and if you stayed underground nobody would have to die.

>>170381713
You get to play judge, jury and executioner for everyone else and most of their crimes aren't as serious as hers. Alphys alone never has to face any real consequences for her actions

please draw amalgams?
they don't have to be the ones in game.

>>170381713
Around the same point that you can do that to every other main character?

Yet she's exempt for some reason.
The most guilty one.

>>170381849
>>170381915
You only ever fight monsters that attack you. At no point do you fight anyone for something as nebulous as punishment. Why make a special case for Alphys?

>>170380060
I don't know either anon. Maybe i just getting tired of the old things and something came to replace it. I can't really explain it

>>170381915
>The most guilty one.
What exactly is she guilty of besides being dishonest?

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>>170382019
>>170382123

At this point he's just trying to rise out of people. Don't respond.

It's obvious Alphys' biggest crime was using the whole ploy to boost her self esteem. She made sure you would not actually get hurt during your little adventures with Mettaton. She never intended for you to actually get hurt.

At least that's the extent of her wrongdoings towards you. As for crap like the amalgamates, she ended up fixing it at the end by coming clean and returning everyone home. Flowey was also a total accident.

Trust me. Next thing he'll go on about is how "Alphysfags are ruining everything blu bluh bluh."

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>it's a morality debate
wow...so this is the level /utg/ is at...

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>>170382413
Shitters gonna shit

>>170382381
>DONT EVER EVER EVER SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT THE FAT LIZARD FUCKING SHITPOSTERS DONT GET IT

Enjoy your crimes against life in your nazi occult laboratory.
Don't worry about telling the families right away, just tell them when someone guilt trips you in a few decades.

Don't worry about that Flower either, it's probably nothing.

Oh, and feel free to orchestrate a grand scheme where you lie to someone several times in order to make someone like you.

Alphys did nothing wrong.
Hope I didn't get too much of a rise out of you with my shitposting.

>>170382381
>It's obvious Alphys' biggest crime was using the whole ploy to boost her self esteem.
It isn't though. Boosting her self esteem was just one of the effects (see >>170381763 )
The most morally questionable thing she did, in my opinion, were not informing the relatives of the amalgamated monsters what had happened and trying to keep it covered up.

>>170382413
>people responding to shitposters instead of reporting them

so this is the true power of reddit...

hi guys

>>170382679
Why don't you ever respond to my points and just keep repeating the same things over and over?

>>170382841
Because he's a shitposter and you should stop responding to him as well.

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>>170382827
Hi

>>170382827
Hello!

>>170382827
hey

>>170382827
Hello!

>>170382827
Hey there.

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>>170382705
Well, I dunno if getting you publicity was an intended effect. After all, the ratings were atrocious (eight viewers)

>>170382841
Because its a shitposter. He'll reply with as much comic vitrol as he can to see if it makes you mad, and if he can't come up with new bullshit he'll spout the smae bullshit with littel variation but worse attitude until it sticks. That's what he tried doing to asrielfags with the demon bullshit

Just report him

>>170382827
wassup nigga

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>>170381864
It's Alphys, Mkid, and Bratty.

*It hates itself
*Finally has arms
*M....E....T....T....A....T....O....N......

>>170383073
Are you black?

>>170362435
Adorable!

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>>170383153
nah but I'm brown

Never mind i'm still good

>>170383363
I'm glad you're good.

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>>170383087

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*You lead Papyrus into the kitchen to teach him how to make instant noodles, leaving his front door open.
*Papyrus waits for you to say something
*You make what's necessary to make instant noodles appear in the hotpants so he doesn't freak out
*You take off the hotpants, revealing instant noodles, and a cup of water in a pot
to make instant noodles.
*Papyrus is amazed, and happy
*You put back on your hotpants
*You motion for him to put the pot, water, and instant noodles on the table and stove.
*Since Undyne was teaching him how to cook before, he tries to throw the instant noodles in the pot.
*You stop him from throwing the instant noodles in the pot,
"WHAT?"
-Papyrus, confused
*You motion for him to drop them in the pot instead.
*He drops them in the pot.
*You guide him through the rest of the process, then wait for the noodles to be done.
*Papyrus is happy, but he thinks that the instant noodles made you glow, and that's why you taught him how to make them after he asked why you were glowing.
"THANK YOU HUMAN! DID THIS MAKE YOU GLOW? WILL I START GLOWING
IF I EAT THIS?"
-Papyrus

What do?

>>170383468
And they're all fucking lizards

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>>170383468

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>>170383626
they fuckin each other and lizards
>>170383639
lewd

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dont look

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>>170383626
No, they're fish, silly.

>>170383618
Let Papyrus eat the spaghetti, making him a Norse God of Pasta.
Then tell him to get volcano insurance, fly sideways and find the other undertales.

Reminder that you aren't allowed to say anything bad about Alphys! It's okay to shit talk any other character but God forbid you say something negative about the lizard

Don't.

>>170383639
>tfw born in the universe where im a nerd
>tfw i will never be bullied by myself from an alternate reality

>>170384205
thats what im here for
*stretches out ur shirt collar*

>>170384139
or fish

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>>170384280

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO11peSzdDg

http://www.strawpoll.me/12484813

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>>170384205

So which characters are we allowed to dislike? It's still okay to hate Asgore, Chara and Flowey right?

>>170384997
wut

>>170385102
Why not focus on things you like instead?

>>170385102
No, the only character we're allowed to dislike is Mad Dummy.

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>>170385119
do you not recognize blooky?

>>170385225
Fuck you.

>>170385294
I don't make the rules, the council of elders and the 4th grand autism summit decided that /utg/ shall dislike Mad Dummy.

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>>170381864
It's the Anti-Cute.
Don't worry, it will explode in three turns.

I want to snuggle someone in a Toriel fursuit!

>>170385589
You never told me if barafags like the dadfags or man-woman lovers like the fishfags are evil in this universe for enjoying one of the two aspects of anti-cute
>>170385629
No fuck off. We don't need this

WHERE'S FRICK

Alright which one of you was it?

>>32005146

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>>170385102
No this is a Flowey thread

>>170385694
fricks dead

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>>170385589
IT'S THE APPETIZER

>>170385746
BRING HIM BACK

>>170385829
he tfed into a corpse
there was nothing we could do

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goat husbando

Draw yourself as an anon with your favorite

>>170385898
tf him back into someone who makes content for this dumb gay general

>>170385772
heheheh

>>170385913
>petras anons are grey and not green
fucking dropped

>>170385829
We can't. He committed a murder-suicide with MSPG. We all knew things were leading up to that but it's still tragic

>>170385913
anon butts

>>170385931
What if I'm not an anon

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>>170385898
USE BLACK MAGIC

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>>170385898
>he tfed into a corpse

>>170386086
But none of us are black.

>>170385992
god I wish frick actually murdered mspg, that'd be cool

I hate Flowey!

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>>170386051
but you look like an anon

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>>170386051
But it's right there in your name silly

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>>170385974

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>>170386136
I never got what was up with the TV.

What, did Flowey find one in the dump and decide "Yeah, this'll make a good head for my photoshop form."

What would you do if your fave bought a Nintendo Switch and a copy of Breath of the Wild and actually enjoyed it?

>>170386335
probably, hes just a kid making OCs after all

>>170386335
It's the TV from the true lab.
I have no idea what it means.

>>170386409
I don't see anything wrong here.

>>170386335
It's a monitor hooked up to a DT-Extractor-Esque machine because he was an experiment of Alphys's.