Don't Stop Me Now! edition
Previous Timeline: >>170220203
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Sorry
>Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6OSVZjU4AANlC1.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1vO4NiUQAEhRKO.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6PYTobUsAEa69L.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1vO4NlUcAE2gVu.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1vO4NiUcAAmJha.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6P7JiAVMAAyBLA.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6O6McAU8AAyX5I.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6PiooMU8AAC31p.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6PmUGqUsAAx0UT.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6NRaEOUoAAym-U.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6NfhNlUYAAm_KW.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6NfjMhUYAAgXp3.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6Pjr0YU8AAvhnk.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6Px834VUAE03is.png:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cb_M6j7UEAETOlk.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6QZJU3U4AIWnBS.png:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6KToKIUwAIEqJN.png:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6PQbjgVUAAu1w5.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6OiVYdUwAA9sJz.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6O5362VUAAfUS2.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6PFnHMUwAIq_vf.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6PldlZUwAIsWsm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6O7GORUoAAKG3y.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6OpjSvUYAES9qC.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6PG_CTUoAASb32.jpg:orig
>Gaster Follower
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6O5efZU4AEyN4Y.jpg:orig
>Monster Kid
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6KDblRUwAAOlYU.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6KBXGgUsAELJB_.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6N8CTrVAAESUG5.jpg:orig
>Chara + Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6OSVZlU0AA_C4X.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1vO4NnUoAIqq2k.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6P_I62UYAAsMYG.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6OqVpuUwAA_OsT.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6OQc_KVUAAp8cY.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6PGB-jUoAE4B1a.jpg:orig
Still getting the hang of 4chanx.
How are you anon?
>>170297442
WHO'S READY TO WHOOP A MUTHAFUCKA'S ASS WITH A BELT
>>170297525
I need to move near one of these endless fields of flowers if they exist.
>>170297636
Have fun with allergies.
>>170297572
Thanks Twitteranon!
>>170297636
I would recommend coming to WV during late spring/early summer, but it is shit here.
Is this how you snootleboop?
>>170297902
That's how you drive dogs nuts.
>>170297902
That is a snootlegrab
This is a snootleboop
>>170298109
Doesn't matter. Can't bite.
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA.
>>170298328
Yes!I'm sorry, I promised to stop posting real spiders, but this image is actually quite relevant and cute so I'm sorry
>>170298328
But can the spider create her own spider pocket dimension?
>>170298214
there's more effective ways to do that desu
>>170298436
Disgusting.
>>170298576
NO!
>the little back rubs during the Asriel hug
>>170298328
No!
hi guys
>>170298925
yes!
>>170298982
Hey there!
>>170298828
What about them
>>170297826
I'm fortunate to have none.
>>170297834
That's really close to where I am now.
I might look into vacationing there or something.
>>170298328
The baby spider sitting in the sandbox on the yard and having fun in the sandbox!
Driving a road roller over the sandbox, and the baby spider barely being able to get out of the way!
The baby spider crying!
>>170298328
The spider a THICC!!!
>>170299107
sad
>>170299306
Oh.
True.
Still, not hugging him is even sadder.
>>170299260
T H I C C
>>170299242
Chasing Dio and his Road Roller away!
>Building an even bigger Sandbox!
The spider having fun with her toys!
>>170299585
Not that thick!
>>170298328
No fresh spiders from Pixiv.
This thing has been the only Muffet that has greeted me all weekend.
Maybe if I post it Pixiv will be satisfied and start making spiders again.
>>170299585
That's not thicc mah nigga that's just pudge
being hugged by flowey
>>170299910
>he doesn't like cute, thick, pudgy girls
Shit taste.
Which would you rather have?
Sans' jacket, Papyrus' scarf or Gaster's turtleneck?
>>170300280
Does the turtleneck have void buffs?
>>170300116
Look man, some pudge is good. A bit of belly is quite cute. Pic related
It's just when your gut extends beyond your tits and your arm flab game so strong you can smack a bitch without using your hands that you've crossed the line from cute/thicc to "get that nasty shit out mah face."
>>170298436
That's adorable! You are forgiven.
>>170298531
Of course! In fact, she has done so already! Her cuteness can accomplish anything! The spider pocket dimension is a safe place for all spiders to go to in order to take a break, full of all kinds of cute and lovely things including many many spiders. How to get there? It's a secret!
>>170298925
One day you'll see how wrong you have been! I believe you can still make it!
>>170299242
Comforting the spider, doing my best to restore her smile!
Rebuilding a bigger, better and more fun sandbox!
The spider being so happy!
>>170299898
That will do! I will hug it! Thank you, and tell Pixiv to get well soon on my behalf.
dummy vore when
>>170300405Can she close the dimension with the spiders inside?
Late nth for chest day for this goat! Getting stronger for this goat!
>>170297572
Thanks twitter anon!
>>170300280
Sans' jacket would be top tier for winter.
I have a similar one that I use now but it's grey with brown fur on the hood, his is nicer.
>>170300562
>>170300405
But can the spider stop this anon from trapping the spiders?
>>170300735
>a zip up hoodie
>top tier for winter
In Arizona maybe.
>>170300352
Sans' jacket is buffed with the power to teleport but you become Sans' size.
Papyrus' scarf is buffed with the power to increase the wearer's happiness slightly (it doesn't work miracles) but reduces cooking skills to 0.
Gaster's turtleneck increases intelligence but people will easily forget you.
>>170299016
You're wrong!
>>170300405
I can say the same to you, you're in deep but it's not too late.
>>170301286
I'm already shorter than Sans. Give me the jacket.
>>170301454
Are you 4'10"?
>>170301454
Sans is the same height as a ~10 year old child.
>>170301510
Yeah.
>>170301454
>I'm already shorter than Sans.
>He's less that four feet tall
Unless you legitimately have dwarfism, I might have to point and laugh at you
Hell, even if you DO have dwarfism
>>170301578
Post pics shorty.
i want to bully the short anons
i want to pick up and cuddle the short anons
>>170301832
i dont want to be picked up
I want to listen to the pregnant anon's tummy
any flowey requests?
>>170301919
>>170301980
Flowey floweying your Flowey.
>>170301980
Flowey animating Chara's dead body
>>170300562
No. It is already closed to anyone who does not satisfy the requirements to get there, but all spiders have complete and total access in and out of it, no matter what!
>>170300767
That anon is powerless to trap the spiders! The spiders are much more cunning than that, not to mention they have cuteness on their side!
>>170301410
You're one to talk! You're the one suffering from the anti-cute disease but it's not too late. You can still be cured!
>>170301980
Flowey inadvertently growing his vines in Chara's corpse and freaking out and crying.
>>170301980
Flowey on fire and screaming but like in a badass way
>>170301980
Flowey as an echo flower
>>170301980
flowey
>>170302092
I'm not talking about trapping the spiders. Can she close the dimension, obliterating everything inside it and the dimensions ceasing to exist, while the spiders are inside.
>>170301980
Buff Flowey.
>>170302092
>That anon is powerless to trap the spiders! The spiders are much more cunning than that, not to mention they have cuteness on their side!
THat's good to hear! Thank you again for answering this spider related question.
Asriel is my wife (male)
Getting rid of spiders is a bad idea.
I dunno about you guys, but I don;t like seeing mosquitoes, flies, roaches and other nasty crap in my house. If I had to decide over two spiders or ten roaches, I'll pick the spiders any day of the week
>>170302706
Chara is my adopted child (demon).
>>170302791
Asgore is my dad (daddy)
>>170302881
Asriel is a male, therefore can't be a wife
>>170302791
Poor kid
>>170302706
Makes sense as long as it's not sexual
>>170297572
thank you for saving these
how is this general still alive
what is there left to talk about
>>170302487
Oh. Again, no. The spider dimension is built upon cuteness energy, supported by cuteness energy. It cannot cease to exist as long as there are spiders inside powering it.
>>170302561
Any time! Never doubt the spiders!
>>170303092
The slow decline into madness.
>>170303092
We make it up on the fly.
>>170303092
Fan content, theories, music, and other such wonderful jackassery
>>170303092
>couple games in the works
>multiple artists still come here
>two anons dump art very frequently
>the game is vague enough to never come to a conclusion
>determination (autism)
>>170302958
You misread my post.
I said he was my wife (male)
I hope this clears things up.
>>170303168
So she with infinite cute energy can't destroy it even if she wanted to?
>>170301980
flowey stealing frisks clothes and leaving an embarrassing flower costume
frisk happily wearing the flower costume anyway
>>170303092
cat penis
>>170303278
oh no
why am i feeling things for this goat
>>170303382
It's perfectly natural Blooky.
>>170303382
Pfft. You have no feelings for him
Just a desire to stuff your face in his gote groin
you gai boi
>>170303382
you are a homosexual lusting after another homosexual.
it is perfectly logical for faggots like yourself to do this.
>>170303278
That bulge is too pronounced
>>170303382
You want to bully his little bullyable face.
dont look
>>170302075
>>170303672
stupid sexy void
>>170303672
>>170303798
i love this flowey
>>170303672
Activating why procedures
>>170303281
Adding more cuteness energy to it would only further stabilize it! The only way to destroy it would be to get everything lovely and adorable out of it, which includes the spiders, and not add any more cuteness energy to it. Only then would it slowly start to decay and fall apart. No spiders would be harmed in the process.
>>170303281
>>170303903
You need to stop
Gote
>>170303549
i want to bury my face in it and huff his scent
If liking the goat is beastiality
is liking the skelesnecrophilia?
>>170304027
wnt 2 tuch flufy eers
>>170303903
Interesting, thanks.
-_- and o'‿'o are partners
>>170304134
If you're attracted to them in spite of being skeleton monsters, no. If you are attracted to them because they ARE skeletons, then yes
>>170300280
If I get the turtleneck can I get >>170303672 too?
>>170304196
two good boys
>>170304198
True
>>170304258
oh no. i dont want to fuck a real skeleton just a cute monster skeleton that gives consent. or even if they arent a monster skeleton like in undertale as long as they are animated it's ok.
>>170304198
Σ⊙౪⊙) and (・ ิω▼彡乚 are cute nerds
>>170304324
No.
You can become goopy void stuff though.
Undertale will be on the NX at some point.
Sans will be in the next Smash.
Screencap this.
requests
>>170304558
A butt.
>>170304558
Undyne giving Alphys a hug.
>>170304558
Muffet holding a tea party with multiple spiders of differing species
>>170304558
gaster doing gaster stuff
>>170304558
a surprised Asgore being kissed on the nose by Frisk
>>170304558
frick
>>170304558
Temmie annoying Papyrus
>That tiny bit of Megalovania during the part where Sans comes in the credits riding the bike
How did I never notice this
>>170304396
what if the skele doesn't know no better?
>>170304558
Temmies in space
I-I'm homeI'm really glad /utg/ is still here. I love you guys so much.
>>170305004
Hello! Where have you been?
>>170304558
Black Jelly slime thing from MTT Resort holding a miniature golden goat
>>170305004
We're not here. You need to wake up.
>>170304953
i would not take advantage of an innocent skeleton. i would make perfectly sure that it is what they want too.
>>170304558
flowey bullying frisk
>>170305004
Greetings.
An anon got pregnant while you were gone.
>>170304558
Frisk and Papyrus doing a Jojo pose to a confused Sans.
>>170304558
Sans as Pagliacci
>>170305004
Welcome home, my lad.
How was your trip?
>>170305062
I left for a while. I didn't mean to, it just kind of happened. It always made me really sad when people would post their goodbyes here and such, and even though I didn't do that, it made me feel worse about not coming around as often. I guess everybody needs a break every now and then.
>>170305104
Wh-What...?
>>170305152
What, really?
>>170305138glad we think the sameI would honestly want a platonic relationship
>>170305364
Yes, two threads ago I think.
>>170280235
>>170305364Wait, are you cratelad?
>>170305345
Good! Thanks! How have you guys been?
>>170305364
The lad is home!
>>170305475
We've been okay, it's been the usual /utg/ desu.
>>170305447
>>170305498
who's cratelad?
>>170305475
Same old boring /utg/.
>>170305618
An anon who loves /utg/. One of our oldest anons.
>>170304558
Shyren giving Napstablook a kiss on the cheek. Or this >>170304643.
>>170305004
Welcome back!
>>170305618
An autist that people give too much attention to.
>>170305618
One of the oldest anons, along with the Chara niceposter and the twitter dadfag.
frisk and chara bodyshare with floweypot is my post tp headcanon.
also they spend their time solving silly mysteries and trying to uncover sans' secret past.
i think i may have taken some inspiration from gravity falls.
>>170305618
My lingering mistake.
>>170305840
I should have got a gimmick so I could be in that line up instead of "anon who happened to be here since September 2015"
>>170305840
recognizable anons are cancer
>>170302086
floweypot is dumb
i prefer flowey living underground but visiting the surface to mess with people when he gets bored
>>170306004
I like you better as you are now.
>>170306012
This.
>>170306012
shut up sorielfag
flowey is frickin dumb!!!
>>170306004
Eh, they had a gimmick for like a month and then just became anons, except for the twitter dadfag, who does a service to all of /utg/.
>>170306012
I think they are ok.
>>170306004
You think you want this, but you don't.
>>170306192
look, we're all talking about recognizable anons now instead of undertale. thats the problem.
>>170306049
Cool, thank you!
asriel is best as a flower, anyone who disagree's is a degenerate.
>>170306285
It wouldn't have happened if you just let my answer be you goof.
>>170306004
its kinda fun but also rather dumb and insignificant, id rather just be an anon and post my favorites. glad nobody really cares about me anymore desu
>>170306308
I am going to f u c k the goot and you can't stop me.
Muffet is cute and silky!!
>>170306049
>>170303798
>flowey contentfag
YES flowey requests were rarly if ever done.
>>170304326
Why can't they ever win?James > Ash
>>170306390
suredoogle
>>170306049
cute
>>170306004
Having a nickname here was a thoroughly unpleasant experience.
gaster killed flowey
>>170306004
>>170306667
I don't regret it, but I wouldn't recommend it.
>>170306586
incorrect
>>170304605
>>170306858
I want to be this. I want to be this.
>>170306858
I don't get it.
Why put Sun screen on a swimsuit?
>>170307010
Why try to put sun screen on fur at all?
>>170306542
ash has won tons of times just not when it matters, poor sans though even when he wins he loses. james will win a lot too after he gets toxapex, broken piece of shit
>>170306542James was always best boy.
>>170307105
Animals can get sunburned.
Horses and goats are especially vulnerable.
>>170306858
I guess I can't complain, thanks.
>>170306401
You speak the truth.
I love this!!
>>170306858
This was worth seeing. I'm gonna go bing bong now because I guess I'm supposed to.I hate sleeping.
>>170307741
If it isn't butterscotch I don't want it.
>>170307834
>I'm gonna go bing bong now
What did (s)he mean by this?
>>170307943
I think they're British
Post your favorite piece of literature.
http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JX-CJf5N4N8
Something like this would be pretty good for a proper Genocide Pappy fight, if it were a little more polished.
>>170307865
But she made it with love...!
>>170302270
i love lizard
>>170308153
yo is this about eating babies
>>170308274
No, I'm going through my angsty rebellious phase.
I'm going to go smoke treats with Doggo
>>170308374
It was written in protest to oppressive economic policies. It was satire, not an actual proposal.
>>170308517
And how is it Undertale related?
>>170308325
looks goodthank you
>>170308576
It became the basis of Asgore's economic policy down the road, in what would become a tragic turn of events for all six children involved.
>>170307943
It's about giving in to the hallucinations.
I thought I was elsewhere again.
I must go.
>>170308705
Do you mean your shitty "Asgore eats the six kids lel" thing? I want to know if I should actually read this.
>>170308517
shitposters were hardcore back in the day
>>170308801
It's not Undertale related, I am just being a goof.
>>170308626
Thanks
>>170308850
Thank you.
>>170308883how do you draw flowey so well, I can't find one fucking guide. hell even skeles don't have a how to any tips would be appreciatedT.beginner artist
>>170309437
U draw circel + add pedals
>>170308337
shes a cute
>>170309437
you dont need a guide to draw something, just do it and make mistakes then learn from it and look at what artist you like are doing that draw the thing you want to draw good then do what they do but in your own way
>>170302515
Last request since my phone is dying
Someone has to pay for your crimes, anon. Who is it going to be?
>>170309970
A N C H O R
R
M
S
>>170309970
shit thanks for reminding me to charge my phone
also cute picture, thanks
>>170309991
I'll bring you chocolate once a week if you don't kill me.
The 'your best friend' leitmotif in 'Hopes and Dreams' is so fucking hype.
Best part of the track.
>>170310356
alphys is not for vore
>>170310307
Sure
>>170310452
I really like it too.
>>170310452
>the spooky 'nobody came' ambience track is Your Best Friends slowed down 1000%
I feel like drawing too
Requests?
>>170310916
Chara lying in a field of buttercups
>>170310916
A butt.
>>170310916
Gaster as an octopus
>>170310916
Chara lying in a cup of butter.
>>170310916
Sans dressed as abone
Good fic > good drawing > average drawing > average fic > bad drawing > bad fic
Prove me wrong
>>170310916
Something with Undyne? And/or Alphys?
>>170311054
A picture can be worth 1000 words, and most fics average around 600.
>>170311054
art > fics
i cant read
>>170311054
99% of fics cause so much second hand embarrassment I close the entire browser and have to take a break from using the computer.
Put all of them at the bottom of the list.
>>170310903
2015 called, it wants it's mind-blowing breaking news back
>>170310916
Me being happy
>>170311054
Proper art is infinitely more valuable than fanfiction
>>170310916
Chara meeting a gondala
>>170311054
>reads damn good fic
>read it for the lewd
>gets really depressing before lewd parts
>finish the story but lost the drive to "finish" after the sad parts
Feels bad man
>>170304683
Have I really been here for two years
>>170311812
No.
>when the tempo increases in Spider Dance
>>170310610
in a platonic love with that skelketon
>when "Battle Against a True Hero" starts playing and you realize you fucked up
Heya. Finally got my sweet, sweet meds. Feeling awesome.
How you guys doing?
>>170312234
Just got off work. Feelin pretty awesome myself.
>>170311054
>>170311205
>1000 words
>a WORD is 2 bytes
>average pic is ~100 KiB
>average pic is ~51200 WORDS
Checkmate, writefags
>>170312234
I feel like shit and you can read about it on my blog where this stuff goes.
>>170312234
I just had a mix of hot chocolate and whiskey
I feel like I have transcended space and time
>>170312454
Math mofos
>>170312234
Too sad to dev.
>>170312234
Doing alright I guess.
>>170312234
Putting off deadlines and being afraid to check my school email, like usual. Good to see you, and happy to see that you're feeling well though!
>>170312089
>you'll never be best friends with this skeleton
I am F R I E N D S with C H A R A and H E (male) does N O T want to kill me.
>>170313004
Hi Frisk
>you will never have a flowey bf
I am L O V E R S with C HA R A and S H E (female) D O E S want to fuck me.
>>170312089
heck yeah
I've been kinda dead and busy lately but still love the boy
>>170313203
Hi Frisk
>>170312234
I just achieved fulljoy
Would you still love your favorite if they were 8 years old but you were 10 years old and everyone made fun of you for hanging out with a third grader?
>>170312896
Oof that sucks man. I've been there. Sometimes it's best to check anyway though. Not knowing what is in there is more nerve wracking than not checking at all, in my experience.
>>170313004
>>170313203
I am B O R E D right now, so I drew a Chara
Post cute Asriel now or I kill a man every half hour.
>>170313387
Yeah, they'd make fun of me for something else anyways.
>>170313271
frisks feets?!
>>170313387
I'd get made fun of for some other stupid reason anyway so yes
>>170313271
111% sure this was drawn by a foot fetishist.
>>170313387
sure, i was kinda cool with everyone within two years of me
>>170313258
same here, busy and feeling down but the love never wanes
>>170312957
im still gonna try and no ones gonna stop me
>>170313504
>>170313580
ur all silly
>>170313271
Something about that looks off.
>>170313454
board. here take this Chocolate
>>170313203
What kinds of things does she say to you?
>>170313654
>tfw no frisk gf
>>170313708
Thanks!
>trying to find at least ONE good fan made boss fight
>mfw all of them
THERE'S 20 GASTER BLASTERS AND LOTS OF ORANGE AND BLUE AND I USED GASTERS THEME SONG AND ITS A CHARA FIGHT AND SHE HAS A CREPPY FACE xD
>>170313831
Damn why do I lust for males of different ethnicities
>>170313478
big or smol gote?
>>170314038
That's a girl (female) with short hair.
>>170314037
Have you tried Red?
That's usually the first one people play so it wont surprise me if you did.
>>170314060
Smol - medium goot
>>170314093
Your face is girl (female) with short hair.
utg dating service when
>>170314038
France
>>170313271
how do i be cute and have cute feet like friskg
>>170314269
im actually a boy (male) with long hair so h*ck off
which one of you floweyfags prompted this?
>>170314278
>ut dating sim when
*fixed that for you
>>170314364
why do you keep posting flowey porn?
>>170314364
Oh shit that's hot
>>170314464
Why aren't you
>>170314236
>>170314364
y-yes i am...
>>170314093
Uh huh
>>170314319
Nah I am American
>>170314324
Extensive exercise regime.
>>170314512
because
>1.this is a blueboard
>2.flowey is underage
>3.gay sex is gross
>4.flowey doesn't have genitals
>>170314608
I'm gonna exercise a whole lot and be cute and have cute feet like frisk and then everyone will love me and think I'm cute and I'll think I'm cute too!
>>170314464
if anything it looks like another vine and only the balls make it kinda look lewd
>>170314512
>>170314585
pic is for u
>>170314145
I don't remember Red using colours outside of genocide fight
>>170314885
th-thank you flowey...!
>>170314885
Bless you
>>170314947
I don't think she does.
>>170314818
Are you a cute boy?
>>170315030
I'm a boy, I don't know if I'm cute or not at the moment...
But, I'm gonna work hard to be!
>>170314638
>gay sex is gross
implying he's asking a man
Nice projection
>>170315087
>boys
>having cute feet
Anon only girls can have those, work on your butt instead.
>>170314638
>gay sex
But what if it's a cute femanon?!
>>170315171
This. Have Petra's anons taught you nothing?
>>170315171
B-But I want to be cute there just like Frisk too...
>>170315291
>petras anons
what
>>170314037
People will talk shit just because it's Faster, but I think this is pretty cool for what it is.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_9WJRi6XvUU
>>170315310
GET AN ASS
>>170315291
Glad some people understand.
>>170315310
You can be cute with average feet most people don't even care since they only see you in shoes anyway.
>>170313652
I can't wait for some springtime sunshine, it usually helps me clear out my mental cobwebs
don't give up, anon!
>>170315506
I care very much about cute feet thanks kindly
>>170315436
Petra the drawfag. His anonswere "unintentionally" thicc
>>170313654take the text off the shirt and it would be perfect imo
>>170315571
Meh. Feet are gross.
>>170315571
This isn't about you. Its about ass and how its objectively superior to feet.
>>170314885
stop
>>170315481
>>170315506
Well I'm gonna do that too anyway...!
>>170315687
4 u
and feet are good
>>170315817
Why not both
>>170316219
>those fingernails
>>170315534
winter is for hibernation mode. i can't wait for spring and summer.
no giving up, papyrus wouldnt like that. the tough times are almost over.
>>170316331
no bully
>>170316409
Papyrus would like you to givehim the dick
>>170316549
Oh man, that's a nice hat.
>>170317014
yeah, im thinkin about stealin it
femanons are weird y/n
Good night, /utg/. Take care.
>>170317332
n
also one is pregnant and I want to protect her
>>170317332
y, but theyre also cute and have nice butts
>>170317403
Good night!
>>170317332
y
Pregnantanon needs to be coerced into naming her kid after an undetale.
>>170316409
it's easier to keep your chin up when the sky's nice and blue!just gotta worry about the GODDAMN BEES
>>170317332
yes but so are manons
>>170317332
Yes but that's okay, I'm weird too
Pls go out with me femanons
>>170317332
femanons arecute
>>170318456
We're all weird here, regardless of sex
>>170318672
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
>>170318672
>tfw no wide hipped, big booty femanon gf
fkuc you petra
>>170318672
is it canon that all anons have cute butts
>>170318949
butts are not cute
>>170319019
i mean i like boobs better but butts are cute too
>>170317332
YI am one
>>170318312Only if you're Mettaton!
>>170318949
Yes!
>>170319072
boobs don't fart
>>170319019
leave thread and dnt com back pleas
>>170319120
thank god
>>170319120
no they lactate
>>170318672
>you're not papyruses favorite
>but he's yours
>>170319119
>femanon botfag
how does it feel to be all alone?
>>170319197oh shit that's my fetish
>>170319197
good for thirsty boys
>>170319120
>he doesn't know about boobholes
How to spot a vergin lmoa
>>170316617
no can do hombre
>>170317726
i hate wasps. are skeletons impervious to wasp stings?
>>170319317
lucky you there is a freshly impregnated anon that will be leaking milk soon enough
>>170319345real talk will anyone drink femanon milk
>>170319197
And that's where goatmom comes in, right?
>straightfags
femanons post boobs and butts so we can settle this please its for science please haha (:
I immediately regret this
>>170319507
I regret everything all the time
>>170319507
>>170319554
It happens
why are you guys so creepy
are you all really virgins or something
>>170319631
shut up virgin
>>170319631
NOT ANYMORE WE'RE NOT
>>170319631
>doesn't know prime ironic shitposting when she sees it
u smell bad and ur dumb
>>170319631
I am a bystander and I have a gf.
However I am drunk
>>170319631
S-sorry!!
>tfw no sans gf
>>170319410
without flesh, skeletons probably don't need to worry about bugs of any sort
cept bug monsters if they owe them money
>>170319848
I want to
STUFF IT
Into the
MUFFET
What if i said that every single undertale is dating each otherand they will never date you?
>>170319848
Oh god, this just reminds me of that one Sans picture.
>>170319908
I wanna stuff it in muffet's tuffet
>>170319950
You're wrong and dumb, why would I ever listen to a dumb wrong person
>>170319950
theres other fish in the sea
>>170319979
Don't we all?
>>170319950
What if I told you I am an Undertale?
>>170320007
is it the reverse? every single undertale is dating youbut they will never date each other?
>>170320062
are you flowey
will you be my bf
>>170320026
i want a fish
>>170320071
What is even supposed to be happening here
>>170320079
No, I remain faithful to my favourite.
Stop being wrong and dumb or I'm going to have to reprimand you with force to your neck violently stop it
>>170320071
BLUEBOARD
but no, it's the one where Sans had spider eggs laid in him and they hatch.
>>170320256
Jesus fuck that's messed up
>>170320182
what if i date you and it is monogamous and you are not allowed to date anyone else you fcking monster
>>170319967
wut
>>170320256
i thought they were maggots, or is that a different one?
>>170320256
I wanna bear Muffet's eggs
>>170320256
what
>>170320326
I think that you are secretly my favourite and you are pretending to be a seductive interloper in order to test if I'm faithful to you or not and I won't fall for it so stop trying?!?!?
Love u btw
>>170320256link me that shit.
>>170320256
>skeletonfags
>>170320332
whoops, meant to post the gif
>>170320442
ew you fucking faggot
i hate guysi loVE WOMEN
>>170320387
>>170320256
but anons, spider eggs don;t work like that. Hasn't Charlotte taught you anything? Spider ladies lay a silken mat to lay their eggs on. They ten wrap the mat up and form a waterproof, nutrient filled eggsac.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJxkUnzhd5w
>>170320296
>>170320315
>>170320332
>>170320416
>>170320416
Yeah, it's fucked up
>>170320358
That's a different one.
>>170320387
I think she has pusspuss.
>>170320443
Hell no
>>170320446
>>170320473
Don't believe u sorry
Now buy a fucking spider donut or leave I swear to allah
>>170320473
>i loVE WOMEN
are you me?
>>170320109
no get out, you're creepy
>>170320550
Don't be like that babe
damn /utg/ is horny tonightme too
>>170320630
youre not her
I'm confused
>>170320256
there's no way thats real.
>>170320686
I'm aroused.
Alright post some Undertale you idiots.
What happened to the people drawing stuff?
>>170320726
Apologize for being mean first.
>>170320726
I always do.
>>170320793
FUCK YOU!!!
>>170320726
no u
>>170320793
Post your favorite you fucking pussy.
>>170320726
I thought we were all roleplaying as Alphys?
>>170320071
well fuck...
>>170320948
what'd I miss
>>170320726
hokay
>>170320071
>checks artist tumblr
>that flowey image
MUH
>>170320905
>>170320905
Who says we aren't?
>>170321101clitoris?
STOP
>>170321181
thats a guy
I know streaming and all that is cancer but
>YOU HAVE TO BE NIGGERING ME TOBY
makes me laugh everytime.
>>170321181
no... it'sfrench kissing
>>170321264
Huh?
>>170320550
hehehe
sorry
Morning sickness is as bad as I thought it would be
>>170321403
see that
creepy
>>170321590
That was fast.
>>170321590
B U N
I N
T H E
O V E N
>>170321590
Oh no. I hope you feel better soon anon.
>>170321590
that's not how morning sickness works you fuck
>>170321327
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aRr_RQIEBhE
Around the 4:40 mark.
>>170321639
She's cute.
>>170321403
Fuck off ugly.
>>170321826
He has a nice voice.
I love you stupid idiots
>>170322367
i love like two of you
>>170322367
Fuck me
>>170322367I love you too
>>170322413
not you
>>170322367
you too
>>170322413
>>170322516
Well fuck you then
>>170321590
Please stop role-playing that you're pregnant when you aren't.
Plenty of other places to get attention.
>>170322367
you're cute
>>170322367
you too anon
>>170323341
Want to lick her abs t b h
Goodnight.
Kick tomorrow's ass, /utg/!
>>170323775
do NOT bully tomorrow
>>170323775
good night bot.
I am going to e j a c u l a t e on Asriel's face while he sleeps
>>170324003
HiAsgore!
>>170323761
Who doesn't?
>>170324003
sure thing anonsicko
>>170323775
Goodnight!
>>170323761
>>170324089
mah niggas
>>170306858
Go to sleep Cry
Would you still fuck your favorite if the only way you could was to have a threesome with them and your least favorite but they gave your least favorite a little more attention?
>>170324321
>So Sorry ever having sex
nah man
>>170324321
Nope.
Monogomy or bust.
>>170324145
source
>>170324565https://exhentai.org/g/1032056/bd5fd286b6/I planned on coloring it when it gets translated...if ever
>>170324565
also try to spoiler lewds anon
>>170324316
why would i sleep at 2pm in the afternoon
>>170324838
What are you talking about?
You don't put milk in your cereal?
>>170324924
nah i put it in my oatmeal
>>170324645
>sadpanda
Bah effort.
Goat!
>>170324893
Take a siesta
goodnight babies
Magicians
http://68.media.tumblr.com/63598d28f118af09ed2e2822f7a7b840/tumblr_omfaseAeIU1vlf645o1_1280.png
>>170324995
>>170324565
>>170324645
Sorry familihttp://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61537884
>>170325021
good night.
>>170325021
Goodnight!
>>170325071
>log in to view R-18
FUCKING
NIPS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEfine. Thanks anon
>>170325070good stuff as always jelly!
>>170325204Being allergic to signing up for accounts sucks.
>>170325257
Oh, I'm not Jelly, I just think their monster war stuff is neat.
Sorry for the confusion!
Would you still like Papyrus if he was a Gaster Blaster?
>>170325257
Every time I see this image I think it's a gif of her doing tiny hops.
>>170325013
make me
>>170325070
God this is a pain in the ass to read. Kinda hot though so thanks
WARNING: gore
>>170325380
I prefer the bipedal versopm
>>170325789
You sick fuck
>>170325719
Wait, it says something?
>>170325719
Wut? It doesn't have text though
>>170325896
o-oh sorry, meant for >>170325071 lol
neat magicians though
>>170321836
youre giving me mixed messages
are you trying to get me flustered before i go to sleep
because its worked
goodnight
What if a Big Daddy from Bioshock fell into the underground?
>>170325987Don't worry about it, I've been doing that a lot lately too
>>170325997
good night anonlike what you see ITT
>>170326062
Sans is the only big daddy round these parts.
>>170326062
GROANtale
>>170325997
goodnight flower
>>170325957
>>170325896
Also just wanna say I think it's funny that in your confusion over the "this is a pain in the ass to read" part of my misdirected reply, you ignored the "it's kinda hot" part, like you weren't fazed at all by the idea of someone being attracted to some nondescript hooded guys.
>>170325791
Okay, great.
The "scary dragon" look doesn't really suit him anyway.
Mods are asleep post lewd
>>170326320
>>170326373
Anon this is a Christian general
Please dismiss yourself
>>170326445
i'm sorry i won't do it again
>>170326527
The devil doesn't give second chances
>>170326373
Delet
Goodnight utg! Have a good Tuesday! Dream of your favorite!If you are in the Midwest, please be safe!
>>170326975
Goodnight!What's happening in the midwest?
>>170327143
super bad weather
>>170326975
good night goatmom, Can't wait my laptop gets here tomorrow, hope your tuesdays is good
>>170327143
tornado warnings i think
>>170326975
night
>>170327510
>>170326320
Post Papyrus
could we have some actual good lewds at least
>>170328114
Will need money and time for that one
>>170328114
What are your tastes anon
>>170328079http://bones-n-boners.tumblr.com/post/158080612924/eat-ur-heart-out-smiley-trashbag
>>170328183
I'll take anything female
Hell I'll take Mettaton or edgegote in a pinch
>>170328281
I only have sleeping undertales
>>170328281
/trash/ has a undyne thread I think thats where all the fish anons are
>>170328360Thanks
>>170328281
>Hell I'll take Mettaton or edgegote in a pinch
What, are you some kind of bisexual deviant?
>>170328079
>>170328281
how about a two for one?
>>170328728Femettaton is top tier
instead of risking ban just post you collections
>>170329114
no
So what's the best explanation you've heard for Asriel not being a flower Post-TP? And what's the worst?
The most interesting one I heard uses the Boss Monster concept. Boss Monsters aging as their kids do is explained as the parents passing the power of their souls to their children. So the moment Asriel had a body and Toriel and Asgore were restored to theirs, this process started up again, and their soul power keeps him anchored as a gote.
>>170329520
hmm I haven't heard much to be honest
>>170329780
The broad categories seem to be
>He has enough DETERMINATION to stay as himself
>Frisk gives part (or all) of their soul to him
>The husk of Chara essentially serves as his soul, or the husk of Chara WAS his soul, kept alive by Chara's stubborness
>Souless Frisk/Chara gets him a soul
>Actual time travel/super RESET
>The Slow Path: Show lots of love and friendship to Flowey and hope he gets it
>Create an artificial soul
>Gaster shenanigans (Can be used with others)
>Crossovers
>>170330161
>>170329520
Robogote. Just gotta prevent Floweynet
>>170330161
Why not just get 7 souls and restore him.. unless thats impossible to restore monsters
>>170330161
/utg/ theory: all of the kid diddling asrielfags cum at a ingle point in time at the same time, creating a feedback wave
>>170330362
Because murder, usually. Souless Frisk/Chara would probably do this
>>170330362
Restored soul or not, I would not trust Asriel, or any other kid with world-shattering powers
>>170329520
Stupid headcanon that I don't actually believe but think sounds nice:After Asriel broke the barrier and released all the souls, the human souls stuck around. After being in captivity so long they came to fear the afterlife and what that would mean to them, and/or they resonated with Asriel's breakdown at the end of a TP run. At some point, before or after talking to Asriel post-TP at the flower bed, Asriel discovers the souls still sticking around, and they let him absorb them willingly, as opposed to how he absorbed them as flowey, allowing him to hold onto that power and retain empathy so that he wouldn't turn into a psycho, reinforcing his desire to stay underground forever. It also takes some of the sting of the ending away because he's not utterly alone - he's just a guardian for lost souls.
>>170330662
Neat. Keeps the bittersweet but removes the sting of it.
>>170330662
Building on this, all the souls leave except Justice, whose determination now that he's not in a jar is overpowering. His presence keeps Asriel's goteform, but in return he must help Justice bring the person who tossed him in the hole to justice in a sort-of G-rated Punisher story.
>>170330806
>And when she's done talking...I know a lot of men have to have a bad time.
Punishriel fanart?
>>170330161
I see it as a combination of 2 and 3. Despite Asriel absorbing their soul and turning to dust, the coffin line in genocide heavily implies that Chara never actually died. Something must have transferred from Asriel's dust to Chara's corpse that kept them alive, and this something also transferred to Frisk when they fell onto Chara's grave. Whatever it is, maybe it can be given back to Asriel to retain their form and bring the siblings back together.
>>170330662
true headcanon savior
Hope you guys are doing good. Can we get comfy for a bit need a pick me up
>>170331148
>the coffin line in genocide heavily implies that Chara never actually died.
I find it really difficult to imagine Chara remaining alive and conscious for decades, before latching onto Frisk, without going completely batshit bonkers at the very least.
>>170331318
sure, were in dead hours now
>>170331394
Well, "alive" is a strong term to use for Chara. Honestly, the whole idea of what happens to a human's soul when they fuse their soul with a monsters, who then subsequently dies, is never explored properly, so "chara" could be anything from a demon to a restless spirit that doesn't gain any sort of awareness until it finds something that they can resonate with, like a determined human.
>>170331394
>alive and conscious for decades
It's more like a coma. A magic coma. They only remember bits and pieces while they were asleep. It also fits with the cliche of waking up after someone close to them desperately calls their name, explaining why Chara never woke up until Frisk came along.
>>170331534
Well to be fair, the game does make a really weak attempt at separating 'soul' and 'essence', since it mentions Asriel's essence bonding with the flower, and all.
Separating the two is an exercise in futility because Toby really didn't spend more than a couple lines on it, but there does seem to be some difference. If that's true, Chara's soul may be gone, but their essence lingered in the body. But like I said, this is where "Toby is a hack" goes full-force.
>>170331935
Toby is a hack indeed.If Toby is ever honestly and truly 100% forever done with Undertale, I'd appreciate it if he had some commentary about the plot in general, and some of the hitches that show up upon closer examination, even if it's nothing mroe than "lol it sounded cool at the time, but I wrote myself into a corner"
Is there any guy (male) in this thread older than 12 years old?Not only physically, but mentally too.So it's a trick question ->obviously the answer is no.
>>170332221
all of the anons are cute girls
>>170332073
Two things I really wish arescenarios if you lose against Omega Flowey or Hyperdeath Asriel
andscenario if you reset RIGHT AFTER Asriel breaks the barrier
I rather he didn't, as frustrating as it is to find things that really don't fit (up to and including the photo in Sans' lab, which appears immediately after you beat Asriel, as opposed to reset after TP), I prefer he didn't set anything in stone after the fact.
>>170332073
he's not completely done with UT he said hes taking a long break and when it dies down he will surprise people.But his joking does piss me off, when asking serious questions he either blows it off or tries to avoid it
>>170332221
*are there any guys,
see me after shitposting class
>>170332321
>*are there any guys,
Why would I ask "are" when there is 1 max in this thread (me)
>>170332523
>Why would I ask "are" when there is 1 max in this thread (me)
yeah right you're obviously pretending for attention
>>170332523
post dick
Flowelove
>>170331432
Thanks pal
>>170331935
My headcanon's that human souls are both soul and essence while monster souls are only souls. Basically, humans are like soul-powered robots. They have a body with a soul battery inside, and when you take the soul out the body stops moving. Monsters on the other hand ARE their souls. The forms you see are a physical projection made up of dust and magic duct tape. The heart contains "soul" portion of the soul, and their body contains the "essence" portion.
I think Asriel's hybrid essence somehow lingered on Chara's corpse as the dust fell all over their body when Asriel died.
>>170332073
>>170332321
I hope Toby resolves most questions. For a hack, he really did spend a lot of time trying to make the game internally consistent. The Napstablook fight is a perfect example of a lolsorandom situation having a completely logical explanation.
you guys get weird at night
>>170332912
>I think Asriel's hybrid essence somehow lingered on Chara's corpse as the dust fell all over their body when Asriel died.
I dunno, I personally am not the biggest fan of the idea that the changes run that deeply, otherwise it should have resulted in Asriel and Chara's consciusness melding into a singular being as well.
Besides that, monsters do have essence by default. There's a note in Librarby that says:
>When monsters get old and kick the bucket, they turn into dust.
>At funerals, we take that dust and spread it on that person’s favorite thing.
>Then their essence will live on in that thing...
Though you can argue the strength of this essence or how long it can linger, possibly a lot stronger and a lot longer for humans.
>I hope Toby resolves most questions.
I hope he'll have an escape plan when Tumblr burns him on a stake, especially on anything regarding Chara.
>>170333231
any new /utg/ lewdfics?
>>170334632
/utg/ is always lewd
>>170334632
I wish, finding the ones i like are a pain
Metal Gear?
>>170336823
metal....gear?
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>170337238
>>170337238
>>170337302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>>170331318
Waging war on /utg/!
Leaving no survivors!
>>170338157
Now why would you ever want that?
>>170338197
I have unhealthy amounts of pent up anger and want to lash out!
>>170338347
Chara stop posting!
>>170338727You are mistakenmy child.
Lizard?
Hey guys, I've been in a coma for a year, how's Hard Mode?
>>170338996
Man, I still can't believe that Frisk knocks u[ Chara 7 times post TP
>>170338996
hard
>>170338996
Long, hard, a wild ride and very satisfying in the end
>>170338996
The Gaster fight is just bullshit. Black fire eye laser is fucking impossible to avoid.
can I shitpost with this image?
i need the image of swole sans "hey kid wanna have a good time?"
>>170339505
here's a flowey, too
>>170339505
I don't know, can you?
Are my twitter feeds broken or has it been super dead in regards to art lately?
>>170339726
undertale is dead
>>170339726
I've had a good flow of art going, but it was mainly on pixiv recently.
>>170339759
In Japan and Korea too?
>>170339825
yes
>>170339825
>>170339726
>several new doujins every day
Sure is dead. Yep. Dead. Deader than dead. In the void even.
>>170338993
The lizard pissing where she stands while at the garbage dump
>>170339726
Some days are more active then others but I usually still find enough art to post those lists.
A lot of people have moved on to other stuff though so maybe you just need to follow some new people
>>170340169
>maybe you just need to follow some new people
I was wondering that too. Have any recommendations for Undyne/Alphyne retweeters?
Sans is...
good night
>>170340353
a cute
>>170340353
a child-soul eating deadite
>>170340246
Try these? I'm sure you can follow more people based on the stuff they retweet / the people they follow
https://twitter.com/alphynecentral
https://twitter.com/bin_n0
https://twitter.com/konbas
https://twitter.com/jamjyamoon
https://twitter.com/i_tomatome_i
>>170340693
Thanks!
>>170340353
a daddy with big hands
repostan some short Frisk/Frisk lewd from the last thread
http://pastebin.com/mzULcqSd
>>170340925
>Frisk/Frisk lewd
?????
>>170341005
there was a art/fic roll yesterday, someone got "Frisk having sex with Frisk" and just ran with it
>>170341005
This world needs more Frisk on Frisk.
>>170341329
I have a little, but if you use the paintbucket tool and squint Chara x Frisk looks like Frisk x Frisk.
Is Mettaton able to eat without messing his system?
>>170340925
This really needs to be about 10 times longer
cute nerds
>>170330806
Well that inspired me to write something. Not really Punisher-y, but still.
http://pastebin.com/4kDqTgSe
Thoughts?
>>170342156
Cute little nerd with her cute grandpa?
>>170343049
>>170343234
How come Undyne gets two dads and Alphys gets zero
>>170342230
OP here, forget what I said about the Punisher, that was just an example, this is more or less what I had in mind and it's pretty great!
The only thing I didn't like were the memories. While the way you conveyed them is fine, it was a little too heavy on the ellipses, might have been better if you used a metaphor or visual thing for it, like say, the feeling of going on a metro with multiple stops and he keeps seeing different things upon looking out the window.
But that's really all I can say, it's was a very enjoyable short. Well done, anon!
where's daddy?
Please tell me at least you would let these adorable and curious little children watch "Gun Shoot: The Fuckening" and other movies like it.
>>170344431
Insert some kebab in there.
>>170344885
>>170310680
Azumanga Daioh vibes
>>170345079
that works too
>>170343812
Thanks! Yeah, the memories are probably the weakest part, but I was trying to underline how Asriel is still primarily about kindness even if Justice Soul is influencing his fashion choices to be more western, so the best way to resolve this is to get the guy to care. Worked on him after all
>>170346925
Oh, don't get me wrong, I thought the content of that scene was just fine, I only had a problem with the style
>>170343049
cute little nerds
>>170346583
but flowers are a girl thing
>>170348559
>>170348267
>Cute
Toriel is really bossy, Muffet is completely spoiled, Undyne breaks and chews up everything and Alphys cries constantly
>>170348559
I dunno man, certain angles distort the view...
>>170348835
And ur a bully who only sees negative thing sin people
>>170348835
this is why chara is the best waifu. she is fucking dead
>>170349079
necrophilia just isn't my thing anon, perfume only helps so much against the smell of rotten flesh
>>170349496
it smells good sniff sniff cute chara!!
>>170349552
corpses aren't very erotic
>>170348957
Yea, "angles"
>>170349632
Sansbois/femanons would disagree
>>170349075
Yes and I am going to bully all of them and make them cry and not want to come to school anymore
>>170349670
there's a big difference between rotting flesh and bones, and a skeleton that never even had the former
>>170349682
fite me, fgt
Just put em in a dress and be done with it!
>>170349787
I already did it and they are all already crying
Is monster kid tubby?
What would you do if you were Asgore and Toriel made you change the sheets of the kids but when you did you discovered that both of their sheets were full of cum stains?
>>170350374
OK, now you're dead
>>170350517
I'll do that
>>170349996
ok
>>170350374
Oh really?
>>170350854
how do i get as swole as friskg
>>170350634
They are now crying even harder from all the scary guns.
>>170350854
Yes.
>>170350651
""""that""""?
>>170350517
kids can't produce cum
>>170351225
>""""that""""?
change the sheetsand call the police
>>170351241
shotagotebro produces oceans every day
>>170351120
YOU ARE OF THE MISTAKING CRYING FOR THE CHEERING OF LEETLE MONSTER CHEELDREN WHEN HEARING MUZZLE REPORT OF GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND HARDWARE.
>>170351241
At some point even preteens can, it's just all clear.
Source:I did that as a kid.
>>170351425
>call police over little kids learning to masturbate
anon pls
>>170351512
>pre-teens
They're 8
>>170351085
Lots of determination
>>170351585
how do i get as determined as friskg
>>170351451
shota gote bro oozing big, massive, salty cummy! filling grand canyon with warm shota gote bro cummy! new beaches everywhere! children learn to swim! drinking water filtered out of salt lake cummy! people becoming strong for drinking from the pool of big cummy!
>>170351512
>call police over little kids learning to masturbate
That unhealthy, parents should be punished.
>>170351557
or maybe ten
it's around that age it happens
>>170351557
>"911, whats your emergency?"
>"yeah umm, there are these two kids who masturbated all over the bed, come quick!"
i wish i was a little kid
theory asriel created gaster with his cummy thats why he is goopy
>>170351904
o im laffin
#hashappenedinmurrica
>come quick
you did that on purpose fucker
>>170351652
You have to the the whole game of Undertale on Hard mode
>>170352115
this pic is a good reminder on why to never look anyone in the eye while eating
>>170352052
just wait until you're old yourself, it's gonna be kinda similar
>>170352153
RED
FUCKING
ALERT
RAISE
SHIELDS
What is with everyone's obsession of worrying about whether the game is 'dead' or not?
Its a single player game that came out in 2015, as long as you still like it who cares if most people aren't talking about it anymore?
Remember when Asrielfags pretended to not be pedophiles?
>>170352243
>RED
>FUCKING
>ALERT
>RAISE
>SHIELDS
what?
sans................
>>170352312
i never pretended not to be
i'd rather be a kid though
>>170352312
I am going to F U C K the gote at M I D N I G H T on his 18th B I R T H D A Y
What if you got hired to babysit Undyne and she spent the whole time being cranky because of real bad separation anxiety and then the next morning you found out she wet the bed and then came to sleep next to you and also wet that bed
>>170352312
Not really.
>>170352510
wudnt be surprised f a m shes a fucking salmon or sum shit dont be rude christ
figs bepis!
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28596526
I'm ready for a new thread
>>170352505
>hot barely legal caprine gets pounded hard
>>170352312
don't vindict me
>>170352713
Toriel would never.
>>170352723
What if Chargeman Ken fell into the Underground
>>170352912
>that old drawing
please burn it
>>170353097
Oh come on Cry, it's nice
>>170353097
I will never! It's super cute!I know you don't like edgegote but pls
>>170311807
Thank you
I blame salty food for making me gay
What is everyone's favorite song in Undertale?
Mine ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P8V4mP5RLg
BecauseIt sums up my feelings about TP, and the game in general. It's a great conclusion to an extremely memorable game, and it both excites you and lays on your heart because it's a culmination of everything you accomplished, but also a sign that it is the end, and you're left wanting more, not wanting it to be over. You're not sure if you want to smile or cry while listening to it.
>>170353594
spooktunes because it's an underappreciated classic.....................
>>170353594
ASGORE
because its a great song and its part of the best part of the game
>>170353594
Burger trucking
>>170353594
wrong enemy. also the best part of the game
>>170353594
FInale
not many songs get you that hyped to beat the tar of a photoshopped flower abomination
Also Battle against a true hero. I've never done genocide, but when you hear it, it really makes you root for Undyne
>>170353594
Hopes and Dreams
>>170353594
I'm torn betweenLast Goodbye and Fallen Down(reprise)
For the first, I share most of your feelings, and that guitar but at 1:29 seals the deal.
The second, it gives a feeling that even ifyou are stuck behind the barrier, that since you found all these strange and new friends it will all end up ok after all.
>>170354049
Undyne is unquestionably at her best in the Genocide runPity I've never done it.
>>170354280
Fallen Down - Reprise is a fucking evil song.That song playing while all your friends come together in one big happy reunion just floods you with happiness, and you think everything's gonna be alright, even if you can't go to the surface, you can just have fun times with your friends underground, and you're probably at your most vulnerable/unguarded stateThen Flowey shows up
Fuck me I haven't been brought to the edge of my seat that fast in ages.
>>170354631
Reading this made me regret not being able to play the game unspoiled.
New thread, when?
>>170354991
40ish posts
>>170353147
>>170353259
no theres a ton of mistakes in it and its embarrassing.
i dont mind edgegote if he looks bishie enough but thats usually not the case
>>170354991
when you convince crybleat to post his face here
Roll call to kill the thread!
Skelefag present!
>>170355301
i already know how he looks like dummy
>>170355308
Goats
>>170355308
I like everyone but I want to hug Asgore
>>170355301
okay, dont share it anywhere
>>170355308
I like all monsters but I am going to bully them!!
>>170355308
asrielfag
>>170355761
enough
i guess ill take requests since i cant sleep
>>170355301
http://imgur.com/4qwFfzL
this is the closest you'll get
>>170355742
im not even jap
>>170356637
Teen asriel getting pegged by undyne
>>170356637
Cb a cute
Draw Chara destroying humanity.
>>170356637
>>170356637
Asgore eating popcorn and looking excited
>>170356637
This but with shotagote
>>170356637
shotagotebro filling the universe with cummy
If Chara and Asriel hadn't killed themselves would they have been Undyne's older siblings
>>170357690
Yes
>>170356637
blooky petting a toby
>>170357690
Toriel hates monsters and poor people so she would have chased kid Undyne away
I want to B U Y Undyne a T O O T H B R U S H and bring her to the D E N T I S T
>>170357748
Would they have been very nice to their little sister or would they have bullied her relentlessly
>>170357792
I don't think any of those things are true
>>170357969
Chara wouldn't have a reason to hate her but she'd still be an angsty teenager to Undyne.
Asriel would just be a crybaby horndog and Undyne would probably bully him.
>>170357969
If Chara survived they might've died of old age by the time Undyne was even born.
>>170358019
Its all canon. Toriel only likes humans and poor people are by default sub-human
>>170358078
I don't think any of those things are true.
>>170356707
http://imgur.com/EdyEaeN
i dont know what im doing
>>170358074
>not an AU with Grandma Chara taking care of Frisk in the ruins.
Partners in all timelines, Anon.
NEW
THREAD
WHEN
>>170358398
9 posts
its time to move on
Glamorous!
>>170358580
someone will say EARLY
>>170358693
Its never too early
I'm going to make a Jerry thread in 2 mins
>>170356637
lake cummycry looks determined
New thread now?
Chara burpfic?
>>170359262
no shut up
Chara having never existed and everything being perfect fic
>>170359447
But then Asriel would grow up and do what Asgore did, just with more crying and without a wife.