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/tesog/ Edition

Elder Thread: >>169995328

>Official news
http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-gb/news/post/2017/03/02/eso-morrowind---faith-in-the-shadow-of-red-mountain
http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-gb/news/post/2017/03/02/next-crown-crate-season-the-elder-scrolls-onlines-wild-hunt
http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-gb/news/post/2017/03/01/crown-store-showcase-march-2017

>Latest ESO Live
https://www.twitch DOT tv/videos/124452356

>Latest patch notes:
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/patch-notes
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/325237/pc-mac-patch-notes-v2-7-8

>Builds and Guides
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WsLK2mOCvIePLUxW_X7CPa7uT072x3FJEzY7yyN1hXA/edit [New Player's Guiide]
http://pastebin.com/Y9vRAcwm - Alcast/Deltia Guides

>Online lore, map and general info
http://www.imperial-library.info/
http://esomap.uesp.net/
http://uesp.net/wiki/Online:Online
http://elderscrollsonline.wiki.fextralife.com

>UI addons for PC
http://esoui.com/addons.php
http://minion.mmoui.com/

>Assorted links
eso-rp.com
http://esoacademy.com/
http://eso-fashion.com/
http://eso-styles.faerylands.eu/
https://tamrieltradecentre.com/

>Sales and deals
http://www.dlgamer.us/download-the_elder_scrolls_online-pc_games-p-19435.html (authorized reseller)

>/tesog/ Guilds
[PC NA] mail (not whisper) @Foskl or @the_kyrox for invite
[PC EU] mail (not whisper) @Hatebr33d3r for invite
[PS4 NA and EU] message PSN: kibukj for invite
[XB1 NA] message GT: Arick556x45 for invite

>Platform poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10281492

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/ffn6JqN

>Is this game worth playing?
Yes
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Oh and as the OP states, there's new news.
http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-gb/news/post/2017/03/02/eso-morrowind---faith-in-the-shadow-of-red-mountain
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any word on the wardens spells yet?
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SERVERS FIXED WHEN
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>>170201760
when you buy 100 goy crates
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>>170201760

They claim it was from DDoS attacks. Again.

How many times are we going to get that excuse?
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>>170202108
I'm in Ireland and had no issues connecting with NA all day.
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>>170203138
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>couldnt get in like all day
>restart steam in admin
>can now log in
wtf is this shit
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>>170203314
Wait,I thought this game takes place before the civil war 'n shit
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>>170203924
Ulfric is obviously a descendant of hers.
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Boy...
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>>170204389

Imagine the smell
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>>170204389
the fuck
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>>170205042
Bosmer smell like feces. They rub themselves in it as part of the green pact ritual. If fertilizer is good for the trees, it's good enough for them.
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being a vampire is hard when you dont want to feast on the blood of the innocent
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>>170205656
Pretending to have morality when you choose to become the child of evil.

By Stendarr's left nut.
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>>170205885
you denounce molag bal when you become one and i did so to fight fire with fire in the first place. i am one with him and will destroy him from within
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Do NOT bully Bosmer below this line!

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Fucking servers have been shit all weekend. This sucks.

Anyone want to give me a quick rundown of classes while I wait? My first (and only so far) character is a orc Templar who I'm using as a tank. But everyone talks about how dragon knights are better. Why is that anyway? Does it even ever matter? What's the best way to build a orc Templar? Should I cut my losses early and make someone new? What's the meta these days?
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>>170204389
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>no one socializes or stops to interact at all in the world
>content goes from loleasy to wtf why did this thing 1 shot me with janky ass animations?
>ugly ass armor and no slutwear because shitesda and shitimax are run by SJWs
>combat consists of spamming the same 2-3 abilities over and over and over and over and over
>worse pvp in MMO history
>no sense of accomplishment most things can just flat out be bought

Why is this game a watered down shitty version of the shitty single player games now?
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>>170206819
>Why is that anyway?
Better resource management.
>Does it even ever matter?
If you're doing competitive PvE
>What's the best way to build a orc Templar
As a healer
>Should I cut my losses early and make someone new?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>What's the meta these days?
DK tank, templar healer, dps either templar or sorc with a focus on magicka
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>>170206819
dk has more tools manage groups and this matters because in higher difficulties a stray npc can one shot your dps
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>>170206819
>But everyone talks about how dragon knights are better. Why is that anyway?
better passives, buff skills, shield skills
>Does it even ever matter?
for veteran trials and hard mode DLC dungeons yeah
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>>170207303
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>>170207348
>>170207389
>>170207598

Is there a "best" race for making a dk tank or are racial bonuses too minor to matter? Not too keen on going healer with the orc templar. I just feel like I should be minmaxing in this game I guess.
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>>170207303
>no one socializes or stops to interact at all in the world

muh socialization

Fuck off, sentimental faggot.
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>>170207852
Imperials and argonians. If you really want to minmax then orcs aren't good for anything.

You will still be able to do at the very least 99% of all content in the game as a orc templar doing whatever role you want.
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>>170208208
>orcs aren't good for anything.

I had a feeling that would be the case.

Don't have the imperial pack so I guess a argonian dk sounds alright. Guess I can always keep the orc around as my crafter account.

Thanks for the input gents.
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>>170208208
>orcs aren't good for anything

What if I want to minmax tits and ass?
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>>170208556
They're still good on anything using melee weapons or bows, just not the absolute best.
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>>170208142
>playing a MMO to just run around by yourself
loving every laugh
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>>170208556
I'd put orcs as a second tier stamina race. Redguards are the best all around for stamina, but Khajiit, Orc, and Bosmer are all perfectly acceptable.
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>>170209093
Since there is only 1 megaserver. There is a lot interactivity at end game. Questing is just running around solo unless you want to play with a friend.
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>>170208751
hmm I want something THICC should i go nord or orc?
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>>170210048

Either
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>>170210048
orcs are thicker but you don't look like a mutant as a nord.
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>>170205656

You can always drink that gold recipe, bloody mara.
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>>170208556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg
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>>170211016
looked it up and i like the idea of that, but no idea how i'm going to get the recipe
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>>170206819

You could always level up your orc, then respec them into your crafter. Orcs get a racial +10% crafting XP from deconstructing equipment.
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>>170206819
>>170207852

If you care about being able to do the hardest PVE content in the game it matters (hardmode vet trials and hard mode vet dlc dungeons). DK has better resource management with earthen hands and battle roar, and more blocking damage reduction.

So... if you want to be an orc tank, that's fine, it's actually one of the better choices.. but Orc DK would be better than Templar. Imperial or Argonians also make good DK tanks.

Orc Templar would be pretty bad because eventually if you give up on tanking and want to use that templar for healing or dps, you're going to be better off going magicka, which orc doesn't do magicka well.

For magicka templar dps, Altmer or Dunmer, for Healer templar argonian or breton.
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>>170210048
>>170210309
All the races have the same body it's just the height difference that makes it appear otherwise
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>>170208208

You wouldn't consider Orc on par with Argonians for DK tanks? Yeah they don't have the potion passive but they get the same amount of incoming healing and have a stam bonus, which is better than a magcika bonus for a tank.
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>>170212226
wrong
look more closely with max sliders
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>>170210048
have the same problem, would be easier to choose if I didnt manage to make a good looking orc
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>>170211662
it's farily cheap or you can just buy bloody maras instead of recipe
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>>170212395
No you're wrong

Trust me I spent hours on this and I still haven't made the character
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>>170208208
>If you really want to minmax then orcs aren't good for anything.
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>>170212561
>being this blind
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>>170212946
It was a bluff desu I spent like 5 seconds tops compairing

Are you sure though man?
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>>170213097
create the body you want with one race then switch between them and view from the side, you can easily tell.
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>>170208208
Surely skill comes into this game at some point and matters more than how hard you minmaxed?

Or should I just quit now
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>>170212450
is there a popular auction site to price check crap?
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>>170214270
Yes. There aren't even team wide Damage meters like in WoW, so no one will every know if you are shit or not in a dungeon.
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>>170214621
tamrieltradecentre
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>tfw its impossible to recreate my skyrim character in this game with any degree of accuracy but I can't stop making attempts anyway
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>>170214789
tyty
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>>170201676
>nerevarine among the ashlanders
Conoon Chodala?
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>>170215393
How many years ago was the Akaviri invasion? He was alive at that point, so it's completely likely.
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>Think about buying the Thief personality for my thief character
>Hunched over, keeps rubbing his hands like he should be muttering about his Jew Gold
Not quite the type of thief I was thinking of..
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Wait a fucking minute are the servers actually still down

I'm sorry I come from other multiplayer games, what the fuck this is unheard of

Are they going to reimburse players somehow? The game going down for 24 hours is kind of a big deal imo. Not that I had any time to play it today anyway, but still.
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>>170216143
The servers aren't down, must be you.
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>>170216046
And we've got Morrowind glass motifs, so we could totally get his axe.
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Which one?

I'm trying to make her a templar tank. I've been playing a magsorc all this time and this is kinda different. I like what the 1h&s skills do, but they don't seem like they're meant to be spammed. So far I've been applying the debuffs from my weapon skills then spammed puncturing strikes, but it's not doing much damage and I feel like I want to keep some mp for a quick heal. Plus, I kinda want to stick with the whole mace&shield imagery rather than stabbing shit with aedric weapons, even if it's kinda cool. Also resource management: how do?

Only level 11 now so I don't have much to work with yet. Still, it feels like I'm not really doing it right. CP 300 and something so I dumped a those points in a few things for survivability and healing stuff.
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>>170217071
Right. Fits the shape of her noggin a bit better. The left is alright too, though. Wee triangular though.
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>>170217345
Thanks m8. I already bought the left some time ago, but have some crowns left and figured I might get the right one too since it looked cute.
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would I be retarded to make a nord sorcerer

I want my sorcerer to be my thicc character because it makes the most sense
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>>170219248
Bretons cant be thicc?
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>>170219248
>would I be retarded to make a nord

Yes
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>>170219248
please breton
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>>170216452
I'm playing right now.
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I'm still getting timed out when trying to log in. None of the workarounds I've seen posted have worked.
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why is there even a limitation on character names if everyone sees your account name
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>>170201496
Best pic.
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>>170221563
Nah
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>>170221787
t. nb healer
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>>170221840
t. op
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I guess love can bloom on the battlefield.
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*Flicks*
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>>170223001
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>>170221252
I turn on the setting to see char names
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>>170223105
Who doesn't
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a necromancy line would be so fun

it would great to be able to resurrect dead players, but just mobs would still be really fun
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I feel like I have an 80% chance of getting the infernal guardian's pauldron from the damn chest.
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All day erry day
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Does the Golden Vendor sells necklace?
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>>170225413
Sometimes.

Unless you're EP. She only sells golden kneepads then.
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so a non-healer templar doesn't work? I wanted to make a paladin type thing
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I really wish more people used the drunk personality
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>>170211860

Which one is better, Altmer or Dunmer for temp dps?

Is temp dps that good?
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>>170227413

I don't really play Templar but maybe Dunmer since I think Templar has some fire damage skills and no lightning or frost damage skills.
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>>170211860

What are some good resources for knowing about mag sorc and mag templar rotations?
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>people already begging for compensation gifts on the forums
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>>170227695 here, just wanted to add that I've tried various resources, and I understand several buffs/offensive abilities need to be maintained, I just want to know in what priority they're typically used.
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>>170228115

>pay for ESO+
>only get to play on weekends cause that's when you're off from work
>servers down most the weekend

Sounds reasonable to request extensions on your billing date to me. Nobody's paying to not play.
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>>170228115
This is the blind zos shaft stroking that makes these threads shit.
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>>170227020
Course it works, just cause templars are the best healers doesn't mean they're shit at everything else.
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Flicks-The-Bean
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Should I buy this game?
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>>170229810
probably not desu

mmo's are a lot like a job, where they have some points that are fun and rewarding but for the most part they just consume time and fill the empty void you aren't smart enough to fill with something of value
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>>170225885
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>>170229810
Literally depends on what you're out after.
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>>170229986
What are you doing here? Just leave this life if you can. I can't. ;_;
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>>170228530
you mad, you begging faggot? it's unacceptable that the servers were down during prime time like that. it's still absolutely pathetic to beg on the forums like a damn dog
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>>170225885
that's actually really helpful i succ all the time
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>>170231071
>tfw no-one to succ

I should make a healer
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>>170230770
Asking for what you paid for is begging?

I thought it was not being spineless and getting what you paid for. My mistake.
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>>170204389
>>170223001
What is this? Is there some kind of porn mod somehow?
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>>170231228
>tfw no-one to succ me
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uwu
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Stop this gay shit.
>>170201758
pic related
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>>170234062
gay

give me necromancer goddamnit
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so is voice A always the highest and it just goes down from there?
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>>170231264
good dog. enjoy your singular crate
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>>170231585
It's a glitch, this was "fixed" a while ago but it may have just resurfaced.

Get your lewds while you can, idk how to reproduce it.
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>>170235418
No.
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>>170231585
The former is a bug, the later is an upstanding Argonian scholar trying to fund his studies at Shad Astula.
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>>170204389
>the artists actually put in some semblance of a trimmed bush

MUH DICK
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>>170234353
I will. Thanks.
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>>170235842
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>Claims to be an action-RPG
>Abilities have a .9 sec global cooldown
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>>170236183
It's fine.
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>>170207609
>It was sure of Mr. Fernando Tapia, that being with so sick sickness as he was, he couldn't do his necessities outside, so he had to use his potty. It was then when a scorpion stung him in one buttcheek. He commended himself to St. Lord of Miracles, asking him that the sting would not worsen his sickness, and as the Saint would perform the miracle. He dedicated this painting to him.

Translation provided by your favourite Mexican, in case anyone wants to know what the fuck is going on in this image.
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>>170236349
Mexicans and their religious mumbo jumbo.
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>>170235939
What do you mean bullshit?
Look at this!
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>>170236683
It's where the mesh comes together. It ain't bush, baby.
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>>170236636
Yeah. And it didn't help that the text was full of grammatical errors.
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>>170236768
Let an anon fap in peace, my man.
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>>170236930
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>>170234062
bosmer wardens NOW
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>>170237491
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If you were to live out an adventurer's life like ESO lets you and it was much like the Animus for the Assassins Creed story, what race, class, guild, do you think would you most want to experience?
I think it could be fu to hear what people would truly like to experience

Ex: Orsimer, Stam Sorc almost purely for mobility purposes and Armor/shields, and a Werewolf. Id probably be a servant of Malacath but i like Trinimac's armor style more. Wandering HighRock and laying waste to bandits would be pretty rad.

Second choice: Bosmer with antlers, Stam Dk and poison focused. Id finally be able to taste Kahjit and Argonian flesh and it wouldnt be too abnormal.
Bless Y'ffre

just let this post just disappear forever if you dont like it. or refer me to another place to post something similar.
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>>170238568
Vivec.
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>>170238568
I'd just be a slut
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I just realized that if you want to get 2 times the xp of the person playing only when enlightened you have to play 5 times as much.
The enlightenment system is broken as fuck.
Why are they punishing people that do more than 3-4 quests a day?
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>>170239181
So another normal day for you
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>>170230770
>calls other people a dog
>is already on all fours ready and willing to take his corporate master's dick
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What's the trick to making magdks so beast in pvp? I was just grouped with one in a duo, and it's ungodly how they can just live through crazy stuff whilst still killing people occasionally.
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>>170238568
i want to be a rogue telvanni dicker that rides dremora cock
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>>170239834
_________________________
git gud______________________
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>>170239834
Be a vamp.
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>>170239834
Heavy impenetrable armor and timing your heals right. A healing Ward and coag. Blood after is a powerful combo. Burning embers is good too. Mist form or wings depending on your play style.
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>>170240313
What about piss?
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>>170240501
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>>170240501
We may never know.
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>>170229810
Are you willing to either fork over some subscription money, or do a lot of inventory management and shuffling? Visit many different NPCs when looking to buy items from other players, because the game does not have a single unified auction system?

Then possibly. There's a good amount of content if you enjoy the quests.
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how do I sell items on a market?
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>>170241134
Buy the tradecraft dlc
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>>170241134
zone or join a guild with a store
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>server down, please try again later
[_] ok
[*] not okay
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Are nightblades a meme?
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You guys think connection issues will be gone when the maint is over?
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>>170243782
Nope.

Buy more crates :^)
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>>170238568
Are we vestiges or not? Because if I'm not then I'll be a sorc going around with the phoenix set at all times mainly chillin' in the guild halls and ensuring that any dickass NB trying to kill me gets deeply disappointed when I instantly resurrect.
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>>170238568
>>170245123
Never mind, I'm retarded. I'd do this >>170240052 assuming there's no actual harm outside of pain
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>>170239184

Someone already posted the link to that thread on the official forums last thread.
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>>170245420
link? are they going to fix this shit?
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>finally download game
>maintenance
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>>170245420
>>170239184
Would like to see a link too.
They should give double xp for 800 instead of quadruple for 400 imo.
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>>170246268
i think cp exp gain should be permanently doubled. if you do every single quest in every location you don't even get to cp 400. i like doing quests. i absolutely fucking hate grinding and yet the game is forcing me to fucking grind. it sucks
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what did they mean by this
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Anyone have the current CP xp needed charts?
Currently cp 110 and would like to know how long will it take to get to cp 160 only gaining 400xp a day (enlightenment bonus) for efficiency.
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>>170247373
Take this and modify it for CP 600.

https://bigglesworth.neocities.org/index.html

It'll give you the total amount of exp needed to reach the cap from your current level.
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WHY did they have to scrap the Enforcer part of the Justice system.

Why people hate fun
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>>170247664
>wanting to gank people geared for PvE who accidentally stole the helmet instead of the crafting station
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>>170247545
I just put my current points into TotalPoints and cp level i want to get to into Cap?
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>>170247824
Why do I have to miss and interesting feature just because they made it easy to commit crimes by mistake? I've accidentally hit a guard during a duel in the first town, I got my shit pushed it, it was still fun, I'll be more careful next time.

Fucking casual carebears I swear
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>>170247824
Was there a change in justice system?
I am new.
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>>170248002

ESO is the carebear of MMOs, though.
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>>170247664
Because duels and cyrodiil accomplish pretty much the same thing if you want to gank someone.
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>>170248039
no change, just this guy >>170248002 chiming in every other thread for not getting to PvP the people not interested in PvP.

guess he gets stomped in Cyrodiil and mutually accepted duels, so he wants to force it on players he feels he can beat.
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>>170249397
Not him, but I feel like it would add to the atmosphere of the game. I'm sure it could also be abused, though, like highsec wardecs in EVE.
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>>170249397
>>170249547

This was my first time writing here and I don't even like to PvP, I just want to be a paladin and punish criminal scum. I'd be happy to accept a defeat by strong outlaw, so it's not because I want to gank unaware people. If anything outlaws would be more aware of what they're doing with this system.
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patch is here
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WHASTS IN THE PATCH
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cassipia and little leaf ;-;
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>>170249773

That's kind of what I was picturing, too. Make it so crime doesn't (at least always) pay, give players a cut of another character's bounty for "bringing them to justice".

Maybe ZO$ did the math and figured out they could make more money selling (largely pointless) homes, housing shit and good old fashioned crates, as well as an expansion.
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>>170250509
SWG had the best bounty hunting.
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>>170249397
Just have the bounty required to get it over 1000 gold or something. You're not going to get that much by mistake or at the very least you'll only do it once.
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>>170250586
oh yes, perma killing jedi and turning them into force ghosts
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>>170249773
>>170250509
You paint this idyllic picture where it's this flavorful fluffy thing but that won't be the reality. Not even close.

It's going to be 20 people in stealth sitting around every Outlaw Den. Constantly. The moment someone comes by with a bounty some NB will jump out of stealth, all three of his proc sets will pop off and that person will die. Assuming the other 19 people didn't also join in.

There's ways of making it so crime paying is harder but making it so any old asshole can take their Cyrodiil build and jump thieves because they got a bad roll on a pickpocket attempt and didn't have pardon edicts is just going to punish new players and low level alts while anyone with developed thievery is just going to eat pardon edicts a bit more regularly.
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>mfw no streak fix still
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is NA down atm? or just me?
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>>170250918
Its actual scheduled maintenance this time
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>>170250771
Who said it had to be like BH pre-cu? I much preferred NGE BH.

It could easily be incorporated:
>get killed in pvp or during a duel
>get option to place bounty
>BH need to go to a board and get the assignment
>Target has set amount of hours to evade getting killed and he pockets the loot
>timer is suspended when player logs and is in a home or safe zone (crafters, when they load in etc to stop misuse)
>now only those that pvp can get bounties but anyone can BH
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>>170250918

Monday patching maintenance.
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>>170250982
>>170251041
wasent that done like 3 hours ago? im seeing people saying they can log on now but i keep gettin the same error from the past couple days
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>>170250851

I'm sure it would be abused, but like someone else said, make it 1000g and up to even be attackable, and make it so they only get a fraction of the bounty. You could go after high profile criminals, but I don't think people would make a lot of money just sitting on top of refuge entrances. There's always a way, but I happen to think they just don't want to do it.
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EU werks it seems
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>>170251205
Can you load into the game or do you get a timeout after character select?
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>>170250851
>get bounty posted publicly only after a certain amount is gained
>players have to go a certain place to accept bounties
>can hunt either alone for 100% of reward or split reward with a party
>outlaw is rendered invisible as far as HUD markings go
>but bounty hunters are given a periodic "last known position" blip
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>>170251141
That's still a poor way - just look at the logic
>Only if you hit a certain threshold can you be attacked
>you only hit this if you're unaware of it's existence or you're looking to PVP
>the target is either a clueless newbie who probably doesn't even have jewelry let alone a build
>or someone who you could just walk up to and duel
>right now
>at this very moment

Or if you want hunt/hunted gameplay
>go into Cyrodiil
>run deep into enemy territory
>jump people or be jumped by someone waiting for you
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>>170251258
They'd have to disable add-ons
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>>170251238
took a while to load but seems to work
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>>170251001
oh god, fuck off you faggot fucking NIGGER. perma killing jedi was awesome. i forget that absolute subhumans like yourself stuck around played nge swg. oh god, you fucking REEEEEEEEEETARD
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eu is up
na still got the same fuckin error
ree
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>>170251346
If you're so easily offended by game decisions to the point you need to quit, why do you play eso?
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>>170251442
stop trivializing the nge you retarded subhuman. it wasn't a simple fucking game decision. it completely changed the way the entire game worked in an effort to get the wow audience. you fucking FAGGOT. don't you ever fucking say you played swg again. the nge isn't swg. go fuck yourself
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>>170251579
You need to accept it and move on anon. SWG is dead. w/e you thought of the nge doesn't matter anymore. This hate you're holding onto is going to hurt you. Accept love into your heart.
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>>170251663
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>>170251304

It would add immersion for me. Dueling actually takes me out of the game, personally. So does watching characters murder farming large numbers of mobs in Reaper's March. You'd think someone would do something about genocidal toons, but nope.

Besides, how many times do you think said clueless newbie is going to make the same mistake? Just add text to the warning when they'll be attacked on sight by guards, and a little explanation in the corner the first time this happens.
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>>170250874
>Fixed an issue that prevented Sealed Provisioning Writs from being awarded as often as intended.

thank fuck, I thought it was just me. provisioning is the only maxed craft I do on an 8 chars and I got all of one (1) master writ for it since release while doing it daily.
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>>170252867

Same Broseidon. I didn't think provisioning master write even existed.
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>>170204389
thats a wood elf anon, dont let her suck your dick, she'll eat it.
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>>170254863

Are you saying she's a.....

Man Eater?
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>>170255050
She'll eat your ass too, but not in the way youd expect it.
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>>170252135
>You'd think someone would do something about genocidal toons, but nope.
So surely the players must be the enforcers of this, surely they'll enforce it in a way that adds to immersion and doesn't turn the entrances to each Outlaw's Den into a literal warzone or something.

The justice system just won't work and doesn't do anything that dueling/cyrodiil/battlegrounds don't. Consequence for PvE actions can be accomplished with, hey, more PVE. Like being assailed by bounty hunter NPCs or whatever.

But honestly that you can kill lots of people is the least immersion breaking part of the justice system. For example: why do any guards in Wayrest know or CARE that I murdered people in Stonefalls?

When DC troops do that themselves no less.
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/tesog/ copy pasta?
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>>170255692

still up in the old thread at >>170134685
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>>170255757

Thanks Sempai.
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>>170255757

Got bored while drinking my coffee.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ul1TKYen2C
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>>170255528
Make the outlaw's den a non-pvp zone and give outlaws a pvp protection for a while after leaving.

Or make enforcers have specific targets only that they have to pick at a bulletin board, or make them have authority in one town area. Make an entry access so there aren't too many enforcers so they don't become another faction.

I don't know, they're the developers, they can and should make it work.
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>>170256003
not bad. now all we need is for someone to sync it up with the video and.. hmm. is there a board that allows audio with the webm?
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Why did the khajiit get enslaved by the orsimer? I thought they were allies
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>>170256539
Blue Vs Yellow
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>>170256660
what but khajiit are the same faction as orcs
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>>170256787
no
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>>170256787
No they are aldmeri dominion. Orcs are daggerfall covenant.
You fucking retard.
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>>170256539

Like proud mongols would ever ally with gypsy scum.
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>>170256887
No, theyre both DC
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>>170256948
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>>170257029
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>>170256948
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>>170257123
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>>170257145
youre a fucking retard its common knowledge
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>>170257204
robin williams ended his life alone, nobody was there to an hero with him
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>>170257238
I'm not the one mixing the alliances here
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>>170257415
Yes, you are.
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>>170256192
Outlaw dens should be non-pvp areas, like safe havens for criminals. Enforcers and bounty hunters shouldn't be allowed barging in there shitting things up.
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>>170256934
>she read the x race is y chart
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>>170234062
feels like a better templar, but I can't be sure until ratios.
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Old skyrim or Skyrim remastered?
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>>170235579
No what?
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I played at release, are the dlc any good ? I have a Dunmer Nightblade but I can't really remember in what I was specced, some sort of tanking with darkness and siphon.
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>>170259585
The new one, it runs better. The only argument for oldrim is that it has more mods, but the majority of the good ones have already been ported.
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>Crypt of Hearts II pledge

Today isn't a good day to be a pug player.
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>>170260595
>tfw pug healer and tank
I'm just not logging on today, whichever I pick the other will be incompetent or brazilian
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They could just add a way to turn off the player bounties, but make the rewards better when turned on.
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>>170261547
What are some good active PvE guilds in EU server?

I am not necessarily looking for eleet dungeon runners, just want to find people more easily.
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>>170260818
>>170260595
>mfw in known guild with top players and e-celebs
trust get yourself a good guild, I'll never forget the day I did 6 keys in under 40mins with 3 guys with 100% BiS gear.

Was doing vWGT and they were like for planar boss just grab the pinion and we'll nuke the boss, the thing was dead before the portals even started spawning, my jaw hit the fucking floor.
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>>170261837
What e-celebs? Don't need to say the guild's name if you are not allowed.
How did you joined them?
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>>170234062

>using a cliff racer as a nuking spell

10/10
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>>170262572
deltia when he's on EU and alcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5R7rq6pK9o
this is our guild house

Late Night Dungeoneers, there was a forum post looking for people, pretty much anyone can join so it can by iffy when getting people for pledge because it can range from scrub to BiS leaderboard players.

I recommend using the forum to find guilds, generally any that advertise guilds in zone chat are normally shit guilds unless it's a trading guild.
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>>170261837

>TFW in guild with the same people for 9 years
>Go from game to game

Maximum comfy, wouldn't trade it for anything.
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>It's a pug healer using a frost staff (because it's a higher level than his resto staff), and only using Templar skills to heal episode
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>>170266996
inv me plz :(
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>>170267151
>needing more than honor the dead, ritual and rite of passage for 75% of the shit pug groups do
kek
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>>170234062
>tfw want to roll a bosmer warden healer
>will be gimping myself
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>>170267274

They were level 13
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>>170266996
I really really want this
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>it's a dps with 1S&H and 25k hp
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Tell me about your most shameful purchase from the crown store. Bonus points if you aren't a subscriber.
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>>170269009
>it's a DK dps
>he chains enemies out of my ground aoes
why tho
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>>170236349
How the heck did you read that? It says it's from 70's, but writing looks like fucking 1800
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i don't want to be a vampire for rp reasons but
the passives :(
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>investing fully in stamina not only raises your stamina pool, but also increases your weapon and stamina skill damage
>investing fully in magicka not only raises your magicka pool, but also increases your spell and magicka skill damage
>investing fully in health increases your health pool and does nothing else
>there is no reason at all to fully invest into health
why don't they just make max health increase damage resistance and/or health regen?
how do we fix it m8s

Also what could they do to make magicka builds benefit from medium armor and stamina from light armor? I know there's a few light/medium sets that try to appeal to the other stats but they're just useless instead.
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>>170270541

If max health improved damage resistance, then that might encourage lazt tanks to just go the route of max health and not use set gear to hit the soft caps on resists. I do like the idea of health giving something besides just more health, but I'm not sure what it should be.
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>>170272090
If they don't need specific set gear to hit soft caps, they're free to use other gear for other set boni though, no? Wouldn't that just allow them more freedom for their builds? That should be a good thing, right?
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>2nd time this month I've had to repair through the launcher

I remember now why I left.
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rate muh gear and give me suggestions, I took a small break and I feel like I am way behind again

mag sorc dps

5x julianos
5x mothers sorrow

all gold and some purple

Should I edit this setup? Whould anything else be preferable to this?
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Should I buy this game lads?
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>>170274193
>all gold
>some purple
what did he mean by this
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>>170274294
I think the jewelry is purple but can't remember it, currently downloading shitton of patches so can't check it :'(
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>>170274269
read the op fegit
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>>170274269
it's pretty fun
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>>170274563
>>170274734
Great. Thinking of buying the game and if I like it I will buy the DLCs later.
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>>170274834
main game is full of content so don't worry about running out of shit to do. dlc's are fine too
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>>170274182
Someone ddos your download. :^)
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>>170275228
it was probably the gookjews
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>>170274834
there is a financial penalty to buying the game in chunks. If you're tight on money get whatever, if you're frugal consider just getting the gold edition
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>>170269672
I bought around 160dlls worth of furniture. Direct Crown purchase, no sub
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>>170274193

What do you intend to do when you get back in? Dungeons, vet modes, hard modes, trials, vMA?
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how's templar tanking?
or should I just not bother
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>playing PvP
>get feared through a wall
>wait forever to get out of combat and use get me unstuck
>15 mins later I can finally use it
>you can only use this feature once every hour try again in 45 mins
>never even used it in the past fucking week

There is not a single aspect of this game that functions properly at this point. That's if I'm lucky enough to even get on the server.

Glad I didn't pre order Morrowind.
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>>170276490
>get on the server
consolebab, you did this to yourself.
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>>170276552
Please remind me how PC played all weekend with no problems.

Oh wait. Guess the game really is shit.
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>>170276728
The game isn't shit, the servers are. At least we can watch the super bowl commercial on youtube whenever we want.
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>>170276728
remind me the last time someone playing on pc had to listen to erpers, ten year olds and screaming babies if they visit a city with their mic enabled.

oh wait.
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>>170277931
What does that have to do with game performance?

Stop deflecting.

I haven't been in area chat in almost a year.
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>>170272862

As a healer, my experience with people who health stack is that they tend to be lazy tanks. They stand in the fire constantly, don't block or dodge attacks, just let their HP take the hit and expect me to use all of my magicka to keep them up. Saw a DK tank who health stacked with berserking armor who never even used hardened armor.
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>>170269672
I've bought 3 appearance changes, 2 were for 1 character
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>>170250874
>>mfw no streak fix still
What is the issue with streak?
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Spent over 100 dollars on this game? You're a dummy

Over 150? You're a fucking idiot

Over 200? Seek help, you need to learn to make better financial decisions

Over 250? Seek help, you'll be homeless one day if you don't fix yourself soon

Over 300? Just accept it, this is your life now. You are a wizard and you are meant to live online permanently. When you die you will neither ascend to heaven nor fall to hell, and instead your consciousness will meld into the fibers of the internet in the form of a poorly written creepypasta.
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>>170257204
>>170257341
better than ending his life with people that felt like being alone
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>>170282016
>You are a wizard
But I'm a battlemage
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>>170257341
>death is fast
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>>170282016
I have money, I can use it however I want you commie-thalmor fgt.
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>>170276103
Vet dungeons and trials mainly. I want to get more champion points but like I already have two 50 and two characters really close to 50 so I'll probably do everything there is.
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>>170283446

Joanie is still very strong in stuff like solo vMA, and will be a good place to start for your grind of new gear. You can also look into burning spell weave, which you can easily get in city of ash 1, and eventually moondancer from maw.
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>>170282016
>300 dollars makes you homeless
better finish up your chores if you want your chicken tendies
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How do people feel about two-handed weapons possibly counting as two-slots for sets?
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>>170287853
This year?
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>>170288636
No idea, ZOS has talked about it and also doing a token system for some things like Malestrom Arena
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>>170287853
As a sorcerer who refuses to use anything other than staves, and someone who would like to make a two-handed dps DK eventually, I approve of this.
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>>170287853
what does all this crap even mean? if i use a two handed weapon, im not gonna be able to swap to anything and will instead of 10 abilities and 2 ults?
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Will I get in trouble for names like Works-The-Shaft, Licks-Poles, Flicks-The-Bean, etc.? This is all low-hanging fruit that I expect is already taken, but could come up with better ones given time.
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>>170287853

absolutely. It'd mean that there could be options for Destruction staves aside from the VMA staff (a 2nd 4 and 5 piece bonus could be just as good as the spell damage bonus from the vma staff) and for 2h weapons and bows it gives an option aside from just the master bow/2h weapons.

Currently DW you dont have to have VMA of master weapons because completing a 2nd 5 piece set is an option.
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I can't stop gathering and hoarding everything I see, someone help me
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>>170290271
It means two handers will count as 2 weapons in regards to armor sets, to be balanced with sword/shield counting separately.
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>>170290271

no they mean for set bonuses. right now if you wear 5 pieces of armor from 1 set you get the set bonus, then your monster helm and shoulder set, now what you have left is your jewelry and weapon slots open.

For someone who uses a destruction staff or bow, you get a 3 piece jewelry set, and then you HAVE to get the VMA weapon. Any other weapon is pretty much junk, as 4 piece bonuses won't make up the difference you'd lose from the VMA weapon.

2h's the master weapons (from DSA) are comparable. But any crafted or other set items are junk.

For dual wield or 1h+ shield? You can complete a 2nd 5 piece set and that can make up for not having VMA.
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>>170289216
Staves are two-handed weapons, and would benefit the same.
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>>170290636
Make fake accounts and start your own guild for the bank.
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>>170290980
That's why I approve.
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will i get more survival out of combo 1:
rally, igneous shields, resolving vigor
or combo 2:
rally, igneous shields, green dragon blood

it doesn't seem like too great of a idea to have both on the same bar and maybe gdb would see better use on the s+b bar
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>>170286178
if your spending habits are so bad that you drop 300 dollars on this game you probably waste a lot of money elsewhere also
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how was the game before the One Tamriel update?
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why would you ever go to fucking reddit? i just checked it out and holy shit, it's pure fucking cancer
>me and my bf playing teso :)
>my wife made me an eso themed cake XDD
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>>170291984
kek I feel bad for you
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>>170291984
that's literally every single mmo. do you not know what kind of people mmo players are? for the most part they're relatively normal people. why the fuck else would you encounter people in happy relationships or marriages usually running guilds, this is what they do in their spare time and makes them genuinely happy
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>>170290436
I see many names like that running around and the game is rated M FOR MATURE GAMERS SUCH AS MYSELF so you'll probably be fine.
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>>170292574
i didn't think about its rating for a second. it never comes up these days
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>>170290436
why would you want to have such a stupid name though? you think you're funny or something faggot?
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>>170290436
Make sure you make an Argonian if you are going to make a name like that.
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>>170291979

Zones aside from the ones connected to your faction progressively got emptier and emptier. Your third faction zones were basically you were the only person in that zone (great for stealing and node harvesting, bad if you weren't able to solo world bosses (though most were more soloable at the time)
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>>170292081

Used to play FF14 with my gf. She still plays, I got tired of the MSQ locking everything. I played a grizzly highlander, she played a tine lala boy.
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>>170292081
i don't play mmos. these people aren't normal though
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I'd kinda like weapon proc sets like the monster sets we have.
Also another armor set that summons shit like morkuldin.
My dream is to one day play a sorcerer with two pets, maw of the infernal, storm atronach ult, a monster-summoning weapon, and another summoning armor set. Maybe if they ever add spellcrafting and allow for more summoning skills I could have even more.

I just want to have an army.
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>>170291984
Choochoo.
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>>170293461
>i have no experience with what i'm talking about but i'm going to say i'm right anyways
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>>170293461
>examples were a couple baking a cake together and a BF/GF playing together
>not normal
Get out of your basement sometime, anon.
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wow ranged is actually really fun to play in first person
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>>170267151
in low level dungeons i heal as a siphoning rogue in full damage gear. it feels weird but nobody has died yet so...
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>>170291984
It's like Facebook for people with no friends.
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>>170295616
As long as the gear gives you magicka, your heals will benefit somewhat. Also nightblades's Funnel Health skill scales from damage, since it heals for a % of your damage dealt over a period of time.
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>>170296025
how the fuck do i level funnel health though? ive had it since near the start of the game and i cant for the fucking life of me get it to increase past level 2
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what weapons are gonna be best for warden? i want to make a bow character but will hold off if they'll sync well. i could be a bosmer snooping around all the crypts of vvardenfell looking for a good meal
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>>170296156
Just have it on your active bar when getting experience (either from quest turnin, killing mobs, discovering locations, etc). Once you morph your skills they require a lot more experience in order to level.
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>>170296296
thats so strange. ive had it as my main damaging move since maybe level 6 and now i'm almost 25 and it just takes fucking eons to get exp for. is it really THAT much higher?
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>>170296387
The higher level you get, the more experience everything gives you (due to One Tamriel's level scaling). Just keep that shit on your bar, it'll net more experience as you level.
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>>170296292
Ice staff, they're built for it.
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>>170292081
sup nig
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>>170296501
for that stunning passive?
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>>170296292
Probably not much different than what's already good for current roles. Hard to say since no one's really been able to test the class.
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>>170296610
More that wardens have ice-based magics which are tank-oriented, and frost staffs were recently rebalanced to be tank-oriented as well.
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>>170295181
I hate reddit
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>>170296651
>>170296662
i'll probably just roll the bosmer thing now and creep around. he's gonna be the ugliest son of a bitch, indistinguishable from a goblin if i try hard enough
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>>170296292
We don't know passives yet and those will determine what weapons are good, but Rich Lambert has mentioned off hand that wardens might be good with bows, so perhaps stamwardens will have some passives useful to bows.
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wardens just seem like a slight offshoot of dks

what a waste of a new class
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>>170297232
More like a mix of all classes.
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how come i never see bows in pvp
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>>170292642
It's rare to encounter content worthy of being R rated. The very bloody Blade of Woe execution and the kid slave trade are two things that comes to mind.
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>>170298296
You don't play EP
>You've a million pack people behind you and 5 DC or AD player in front of you
>Charge in
>Die after 20 secounds
>Confused
>Realize that everyone is just spamming light attacks with their bows
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>>170298349
And all the sex references and classic lorebooks that mention rape in the game.

It goes for an M rating but it isn't too edgey about it, it just isn't censored.
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>>170298592
do you still get ap from kills or kill assists pretty much a mile away?
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>>170297103
dang. aren't bosmer supposed to have an affinity with animals as well? while i'd like to play one immediately, perhaps its best to wait for the class for an rp standpoint
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I wish I wasn't a degenerate that sexualized everything in site within this game and am always compelled to rape female characters. It's not like I could instigate that shit with another player and have them play along or anything without being banned for trying.
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Why so sexy?
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>>170299287
wtf u sayin
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>>170299472
I WANT TO RAPE ALL THE ELVES
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>>170229810
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>>170298696
Yes.
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>>170299287
Depends on how you define rape, anon. I'm sure if you found someone willing to play the victim role before hand you could do that.

Just springing a ERP whisper on a stranger is totally going to get you banned tho.
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>>170299118
>aren't bosmer supposed to have an affinity with animals
Nature in general, so it's a pretty fitting class for bosmer overall I'd say. If you want to make a bow character I'd say it's worth waiting for Warden, no one currently is all that good with bows so even if Wardens didn't come with anything that made them bow-gods they'd at least be on par with everyone else.
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pretty sure bosmer fuck animals
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>>170301383
Your dad is bosmer?
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>>170301383
Aye, they also shit during sex
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>>170301383
pretty sure all races fuck animals, otherwise the argonian maid thing wouldn't be such a big deal that someone drags it from the future into the past.
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>>170302189
Stop spreading lies bosmer
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>>170298296
>He's never encountered a Covenant Light Attack Brigade
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>>170302658
I hate this misleading picture, there's not enough space in a normal house for that stuff.
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>>170295287
>>170295571
delusional freaks
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>>170302658

When I see that picture, all I think of is how much I could steal.
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>>170302189

Isn't there a chart that khajit, depending what month/phase of the moon they are born under range from anthro khajit that we normally see to full on cat that is sentient?
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>>170306181
found the cat
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>>170306317
not only sentient but also really good at magic
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>>170307249
Sentient housecats that do magic the band
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>>170306317
>>170307249
>>170307672
they also communicate via telepathy. a kahjiit with more human features than the ones we usually come across could also fug a total cat one and the only thing that would determine its breed would be the phase of the moon. imagine a housecat birthing a human child. or a human kahjiit female letting a house cat or a senche nut inside of it.
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>>170308387
This is starting to make me uncomfortable.
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>>170308387
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>>170308387
>buy cat for wife
>treat it as regular cat
>undress in front of it
>shit in front of it
>let it lick your wife
>find out it's actually sentient and is reporting all of your activities to fellow khajiit's who are human fetishists
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Transmog when?
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>>170308387
A cat is fine too
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>>170309187
>crates contain more and more costumes that are just light/medium/heavy sets of specific styles
probably never
find a costume and wear that if you don't want to look like a clown
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>>170308387
Nice magical realm there cunt.
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>>170309621
LITERALLY canon, bitch. go read a book
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>>170309754
So is cyrodiil being a jungle yet here we are cock sucker.
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>>170290636
Buy additional slots for your bank and inventory
Upgrade horse baggage and nothing else
Deconstruct everything you can
Peddle the trait mats in towns
Grind crafting
Use all the mats you got from deconstructing
Hoarding is now profitable
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what sets should I be going for as a healer? what sets should I craft until I can get them?
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>>170309434
Got 2 costumes that were pretty much orc and bosmer armor I could already make from a blue motif when I started the game.

Fuck crates
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>>170310545
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>play a gimmicky sorc build that I find fun
>dps never goes past 20k, usually around 17-18k on target skeltal
>decide to see how high I can get using the ebinist meta builds
>ilambris in sturdy, julianos and willpower since I have no bsw
>gold weapons, purple gear, somewhere around 2.5k spell power and nearing 50% crit
>daedric prey, frags, liquid lightning, fire blockade, power surge, bound aegis, inner light, lightning heavy attack
>tickles, but never exceeds 20k
>maybe I need to weave force pulse to bait frags more
>no fucking magicka sustain and force pulse/crush is draining magicka like mad
>17k and lower because half the time I'm out of magicka and am just trying to keep my shit up
>fuck about with cp, morphs, mixing and matching gear
>never goes any higher
>trying my hardest to match the ebins gets me roughly the same amount of dps as my double-pet maw of infernal heavy lightning attack sorc when not really trying
what the fuck is this
do I need all my shit in gold, is most of the dps in vMA staves, is bsw such a huge boost, or am I just missing the infalliable aether set?
there's like 10-20k damage that I am apparently missing and I can't squeeze it out of anywhere on my own.
Or is it just the spellpower potion? I'm not made of fucking alchemy reagents and the guild stores want all my scheckels for them.
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>>170310725
You need the best to be the best. Earn them shekels, pay those jews, and get out there making other sorcs proud cos right now you're an embarrassment.
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>>170310647
Yeah, but now you can look like you're wearing orc and bosmer shit while actually wearing a clown costume underneath.
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>>170310704
fuck off cunt, there's nothing relevant in there besides a link to a fucking reddit post.
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>>170310725
Most people getting crazy DPS numbers fail to mention they have a whole trial group worth of buffs when they get them.
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>>170311225
>can't visit ESOacademy
>can't visit the official forums and view the theorycrafting subforums
>needs the big boys to spoon feed his itty bitty lil mouth
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>>170311401
>hey guys what should I do about this thing?
>check op
>there's no relevant info in the op, just links upon links to things I already know
>FUCK OFF LOOK ON OFFICIAL THEORY CRAFT FORUMS I WANNA TALK ABOUT CROWN CRATES NOT SPOONFEED REEEEE
good luck with whatever crawled up your ass my dude.
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>>170311401
>eso academy
>a valid resource
You don't speak for the Big Boys, shitter.
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>>170311640
>all this salt from a loser that can't do anything for himself

The links lead to all the info you need anon. If you took more than 5 seconds and actually tried to figure things out for yourself you'd notice what most healer builds run around in, and you'd have a good idea how a healer build should be played. But no, I'm to blame because I don't want to spoonfeed you.

Ladies and gentlemen, the typical ESO player.
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>>170311845
<3 yes I do.
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>>170312031
whatever man, have fun on turd mountain.
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>>170312302
>insulting his mom

edgy
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>>170309885
muh CHIM
uninstall
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>>170312728
>actual in-game sources reference it
>faggot with no involvement in the franchise beyond a spin-off prequel, claims outside of the game that it was a "transcription error"
>his out of game opinion trumps the in-game lore according to esofanboys
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i dont understand why or when you would take Hardened Armor over Volatile Armor
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>>170312882
someone didnt listen to heimskr
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pls recommend an addon that shows passive durations onscreen at all times
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>>170313195
>purple eyed dunmer
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>>170313193
Hardened
Release your inner dragon to gain Major Resolve and Major Ward, increasing Armor and Spell Resistance by 8000 for 20 seconds.
While active, the armor returns 5 Physical Damage to melee attackers and for 2.5 seconds after activation, it absorbs up to of your Max Health in damage.

Volatile
Release your inner dragon to deal 20 Magic Damage to nearby enemies over 10 seconds.
You also gain Major Resolve and Major Ward, increasing Armor and Spell Resistance by 8000 for 20 seconds.
While active, the armor returns 5 Physical Damage to melee attackers.
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>muh cyrodiil jungle
I don't know which one of you memers to quote so none of you are getting (you)s. Here's this, though.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Subtropical_Cyrodiil:_A_Speculation
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>>170313480
we dont talk about her
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>>170310704
>>170311225
>>170311401
>>170311640
>>170311845
>>170312031
>>170312302
>>170312395
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /teso/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on here who doesn't go full retard or spend all their time shitposting. Every fucking day in the 2 years that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /xivg/, you are no better than /wowg/ and I bet even /ksg/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
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does fire rune damage scale off my magicka
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>>170313960
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>>170314064
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>>170313752
That entire text reads like fanfic eso injected to silence tes fanboys.
Daggerfall hasn't happened yet so nobody would be mentioning jungles.
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>>170313960
yeah, probably.
As a general rule: if it costs magicka to cast, the damage is based on magicka. Also fire is based on spell damage, the weapon damage equivalent to fire seems to be poison.
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>>170313752
Don't be stingy. (you)s are free here in /tesog/

>>170313480
>>170313195
>>170312882
>>170312728
>>170312302
>>170312156
>>170312031
>>170309885
>>170309754
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>>170314210
would you recommend a rearming trap morph instead? i don't think i've seen morphs so different from each other, they're usually negligible
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>>170313960
If it costs mag to cast it scales off spell damage and magic.
If it costs stam to cast it scales off weapon damage and stam.
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>>170314172
>That entire text reads like fanfic
try this shit
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:I_was_Summoned_by_a_Mortal
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>>170314395
what if it costs health to cast
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>>170314359
What class and race?
Rearming trap is great for dps in pve, better than fire rune in that role.
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>>170314525
stamdk, dark elf
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>>170314501
Someone else more rehearsed in min/max garbage can answer that
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>>170310725
>Or is it just the spellpower potion
Unless you have access to a skill that gives you 20% more damage, then yes
>I'm not made of fucking alchemy reagents and the guild stores want all my scheckels for them.
Then farm them yourself or get to IC and farm IC sheckels for alchemy pouches
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>>170314559
Then yes. StamDK is poison and MagDK is fire focused. Even as a magDK i would still recommended trap over rune for pve.
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>>170313960
Yes.
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>>170314501
Max health
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>>170314501
Looking up about health scaling it seems this will always under perform compared to a stam/mag build because health doesn't have wep/spell dmg to scale off.
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>>170315172
>all classes have a magicka/stamina variant
>health builds aren't real
>even tanks are either stam or mag
>healthdk, healthplar, healthblade, healthsorc never
how do we save health?
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>>170315368
Remove it's effect on skills entirely
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>>170315484
This.
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It's been two years and my username has been reported enough to where ZOS had to finally change it themselves.

What are 3 "appropriate" suggestions for a name change would you recommend?
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>>170315484
what effect does health have on skills in the first place?
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Best race for a stamplar?

Considering rerolling my Breton magplar. Eyeing Imperial at the moment for Red Diamond considering how much I spam the spear, but friend is reccommending redguard.
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>>170316013
@diefuckingniggers
@hitlerdidntnothingwrong
@illrapeginabrunosdaughter
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>>170316058
Skills that provide shields mainly. They scale off max health, eg:
>Igneous Shield (DK)
>Blazing Shield (Templar)

Some mag/stam skills ca be morphed to scale off health
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>>170316309
Thanks, I'll use these.
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>>170316203
Where's her tits?
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>>170316203
Imp, Redguard, Argonian, Orc.
Any race with stam boosts is ideal. Avoid mag boosting races.
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>>170316309
>@illrapeginabrunosdaughter
Had to google who this was.
Why are all grill devs ugly? Do the hot ones with brains go to better companies or what?
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>>170316472
The Hist stole them and gave them to argonians.
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>>170316495
I know that much, it aint rocket science to say that you dont go stamina with a High Elf, but I'm asking what would serve me better considering the long run.

I built my Breton up with a good dose of spell resistance around 28k and a little under 25k physical resistance due to the fact that I was mainly doing AD control. Thing is I'd lose about 4k spell resistance if I go anything else, nevermind if I get serious and go for viable sets of PvP and PVE/Trial gear.
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>>170316602
Well, someone doesn't think she is ugly. Wonder if she is single mom.
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>>170316914
Imp and Argo are the go to best races for stam focused builds so I'd use one of them but if you really need to be different and don't care much for min/max, use one of the others i suggested
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>>170316914
With all due respect anon, you're probably not going to bring that stamplar to a trial. Stam in general is not favored for trials, and stamplars are pretty weak as far as PvE stam classes go - if they bring any stam it's probably sorcs and DKs.

Honestly I'd recommend Redguard if you do reroll. Having taken my stamplar (who is a dunmer I made when I first got the game and didn't know that hybrids don't work) into vet dungeons I have to say: holy fuck the stam management (or lack thereof) is a fucking killer. Redguards have really good ability to get that stamina back which can blunt how much stamplar sucks at stam regen somewhat.
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>>170317119
Her sons adorable. Did she adopt?
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>>170317119
Is that wrobel in the family pic back there?
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>>170317318
Yes.
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>>170317259
So then you'd argue that I should keep my magplar as is? I've been adequate in trials for the most part, biggest issue is that I'm not really putting the D in DPS, but I've survived alot of hits that'd take down alot of other players in the group.

I'm just worried if my guy will be viable in the current meta considering the massive jesus beam nerf and how biting jabs can no longer be evaded has really tempted me to switch to stamina.

Maybe I just need to switch up my gear.....

But thanks anon, I really appreciate the input you've given me
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>>170317467
>son doesn't have any of her prominent facial features

It's a legit question. From what i can gather zooming in on the image of her man in the background, the son takes after him
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>>170316309
@imfourteen
>>
how much cp does a level sorc 20 tank need to out dps both dps, self sustain to the point I don't need to heal him, and basically solo all of white gold tower.

cause that just happened.
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>>170317853
it does happen from time to time. My cousins girlfriend is peruvian, but their son is paler than she is and closer to him with his wavy hair too.

Some people are just really close phenotypes of one parent more than the other
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>>170317972
Yeah, I'd still marry it
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>>170317972
>peruvian
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>>170318129
Could be worse anon, could be bolivian or columbian
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>>170318228
or even colovian
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>sorc ultimate 15% cost reduce
>akaviri dragonguard ultimate 15% cost reduce
>minor heroism
is this worth it?
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>>170319008
Bretty good on a tank.
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>>170319321
I don't want to spam warhorn all day though
I want to drop meteors every half minute
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>>170317970
No idea but if you know what you're doing you really don't need a lot of cp for any normal dungeons. Literally all failures in all DLC dungeons on normal difficulty, no matter people's levels, was due to people not knowing what they're doing.
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>>170319553
yeah but the guy was soloing the entire dungeon at level 20. The giant flesh atronach infront of snakebitch's room was downed before the two dps even caught up to us, and I didn't even touch it or heal him.

just felt like bs is all I guess.
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>>170320285
The lower level you are the higher damage you do because they inflated it
>>
shadowfen is scary
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>>170320645
racism hurts
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>>170320674
Can you really be called a race if half of your kind are created by licking sap?
The critics all say no.
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>>170320674
but i love argonians

i just dont like traveling through it because everything has teeth or sucks blood and you can hardly exit the villages without being something's snack
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>>170320674
Indeed
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>the drake of blade's literal autism

k-kawaii...
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>>170321448
manko
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>tfw kicking someones ass who tries to get the jump on me doing random shit in the imperial city
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>>170322672
>doesn't have a face reply
>that's the joke.jpeg reply
>more meme replies
>thread is shitposted every 20 or so minutes by alt-tabbing pc players reply
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>>170322672
Noice
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>>170322884
>anon cant read and thinks console players are somehow superior

>>170322939
twice it's happened where they have the gall to attack me when soloing a world boss there. i'm in the tank zone and anything in my sight is gonna get cleaved
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>>170323045
>projecting his own random insecurities because he has no clue what I wrote
probably because he's a cross poster from reddit

Look, now i'm doing it too
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>>170323183
yes. yes, you are. you've been doing it unprovoked for about a week now
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>>170323216
And it's obviously worked because you remember me, and not just remember, you've taken a special interest in my activities and post behavior, so much so it triggers your autism and you need to call me out on it.
Problem is that you always fuck up. This is the first successful attempt at calling me out you've had in the past 3 days.
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>>170323332
do you have autism
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>>170323332
very tsun-tsun
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>>170323364
I could be on the spectrum
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>>170316013
@you-n'wah
@die_fetcher
@s'wit
@we're-watching-you-scum
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>>170323621
i'm sorry
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>>170323853
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>>170316013
make it black power, that's liberal as fuck :^)
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>>170316013
>Some assmad non-white somewhere literally shaking as they type a report with a bunch of buzzwords
Definitely worth it, lad.
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>>170324413
>ZoS hires non-whites
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>can't create a bosmer with blue eyes
>there's npc bosmer with blue eyes everywhere
so i guess they just used smaller model altmer then
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>>170324934
This game is subpar in every regard anon. Don't be so surprised they halfassed everything.
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>joining an already underway dungeon that has killed a boss already means you can't complete the pledge in that group

what kind of gay nigger bullshit is this? You can't flag yourself to queue for fresh dungeons only.
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>>170325058
>what kind of gay nigger bullshit is this?
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>>170325058
>tfw you realize you're paying them for this
>>
Should I play this or FFXIV?
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>>170326106
Honestly can't say. I know a few anons came from FF14, but never heard of any leaving for it.

The game for all it's worth is fun and worth playing. Is it special though, no. It does nothing new, excels at nothing and the community, depending on what platform is either godsent (PC) or cancer (console)
>>
if i skip the tutorial on a new character is there anything i seriously miss out on?
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>>170326996
If you count shit weapons and general loot as significant, then yes. If you don't then, no.

>skip tut on my stamDK
>don't have a shield and stuck using 1h sword until I leave the starting zone
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>>170327127
>didn't skip tut on my healslut
>waste nearly an hour running through

I'd skip it
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>>170327127
Just craft them, stupid
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>>170327471
>waste valuable resources crafting something that will be under leveled in 1 level

Nah.
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>>170327512
>iron
>valuable resource
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>>170327654
i obviously meant maple
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>>170327654
:)
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>>170327795
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>>170326106
Boils down to preference in combat.
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>>170317467
>>170317853
>>170317972

Don't bully the community manager. I'm a carbon copy of my father while my sister is a carbon copy of my mother, to the degree that people doubt we're related.
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>>170319407
In heavy armour?
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>>170330467
Cuz ur dad is a cuck and ur mum a slut xD
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>>170281198
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/320887/homestead-bolt-escape-bug-explained-video/p1
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>2 bsw rings
>bsw divines chest

neato
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Stay moist.
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>finally got lockpicking down to a science
>running in circles in markets getting all the lockboxes as the respawn
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aside from tanks obviously needing heavy armor, does it matter what i wear on everything else?
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>>170336545
Light armour on magicka dps and healer, medium armour on stamina dps. Check their passives to learn why.
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>>170336545
you can wear heavy armor in pvp as a stamdps or magdps. a lot of people do actually
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>>170336343
Which city?
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>>170337382
this especially in groups
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>>170308387

This is starting to sound like dragons dogma general.
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>>170337773
dhalmora has a small market with like 7 lockboxes within breathing distance of each other
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>>170320285

What class was his tank? If DK, could have taken the skills for the DoT's, and even with them scaling off of magicka, when major fre\actured/breached plus CP buffs, still good damage. If Templar, all them light skills are good damage. Sorc tank has all of their storm shit, and even NB tank has their health steals/damage/and execute at 25%.
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>>170324007
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>>170336545

Depends. Its a good idea ot wear one piece of each type to level up the skill lines. Wear a piece of each of your non dominant type in the head and shoulder slots. The undaunted passive undaunted mettle increases your max health/magicka/stamina by 1%/2% for each type of armor that you have, so mixing in say one piece of heavy and medium on your caster with the rest light armor will give you a 6% boost in stats.

Besides, some skill from armor are useful, such as shuffle (15% dodge) from medium armor on a heavy armor tank who is wearing Tavas Blessing for ultimate generation (grants ultiate when you dodge).
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Can you improve stealth so NPCs have a harder time seeing you?
Do some of these NPCs that are in locked houses have schedules and leave the house or do I just have to trespass next to them to steal the lockboxes?
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>>170338160
Sweet and it's in an area I know. cheers
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whats the fastest respawning dolmen?
are dolmens the fastest way to get levels?
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>>170339080

Thieves guild skill line, medium armor, and some racial traits all have reduction radius abilities, allegedly. They seem to have been a bit wonky since homestead dropped. And if you haven't, start the dark brotherhood quest line to get blade of woe. I tend to just shank the people in the homes. They can't see you and report the crime when they are dead, and they have the chance to drop green or better quality items.
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>>170339197
awesome
I'm only lvl 8 now, but still, is it worth starting the DLC quests now or wait for a bit?
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>>170339161

Fastest will either be Auridon or Alik'r desert. They respawn in a sequence, so one will respawn when the previous one in the sequence is finished. Auridon and Alik'r both have dedicated farming groups, so you can either try to join the group and go from dolmen to dolmen, or just hang at one and wait for it to respawn.

Dolmens can be a fast way to level, or grinding mobs in skyreach with training gear and psijic ambrosia, but it is fucking soul crushingly boring.
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>>170339080
>Can you improve stealth so NPCs have a harder time seeing you?
Not that I know of but I only know of the legerdemain skills.
Nope just gotta be lucky. Alot of houses are empty though.
I find a home with nobody but ample chests and backpacks, then loot, log out, log in, rinse and repeat.
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>>170339240
start them asap. random quests start giving you sithis gear once you do
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>>170339080

>>170339080

>>170339080

Night terror set (stormhaven)
Night mother's set (deshaan)
Be a Bosmer or Khajiit.
Wear all medium armor with appropriate passives.
Thieve's guild last passive

With both of those sets (3 piece night terror, 5 piece night mother) on a Khajiit all in medium armor you have a reduction in detect radius of over 9 meters.

But due to some fucky coding, NPC's will still manage to spot you behind an object, across the room, with their back turned to you sometimes.
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>>170339240
do at least introductory quest for dark brotherhood and thieves guild
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can someone post the pretty gud n'wah (nwa) artwork?
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>>170339240

Might as well start now. Both thieves guild and dark brotherhood, advancing their quest lines requires you to advance your rank in their guilds, so you might as well start now. DB is fairly easy, there are missions that you either have to kill one person or 3 people in a city, and they are repeatable. Thieves guild you are sent to go steal shit.

Eventually, you get sacraments for DB, daily missions to complete tasks involved with an assassination, and you get a container with random DB items. Complete all of the optional objectives, and you get a better quality container that may contain crafting motifs, which can sell for quite a bit of gold.
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>>170339240

Forgot to mention, be sure to be increasing your ledgerdemain skill line as well. Unlock chests and doors, sell items to fences, launder items at fences, etc.
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>>170339381
>>170127746
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>>170339484
In case you the archive dies before you get a chance to save it
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>>170339824
Based jiub.
I've always wondered how sainthood worked in tes.
If his soul is stuck in the cairn, how does he bless people that pray to him and/or his shrines?
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eu ded?
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>>170338632
>>170324007
Get your meme's while they're hot.
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>>170340971
werks fer me
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>>170341164
I like them.
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>>170341164
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I just bought this, what am I even doing. Should I power level and just worry about the specifics later?
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>>170342668

Enjoy the story your first time, you'll powerlevel alts later. Just follow the main quest line through each zone, do some side quests as they pop up, and enjoy.
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good lord this gamepad UI is disgusting
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>>170343241

We really take it for granted on PC with the add-ons that we can use to modify everything.
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what the fuck i had engine guardian's helm in my bank but now it is gone
what just happened? it was locked so there is no way i deconstructed it
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>>170320882
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>>170345408
check your inventory. if not, file a ticket. i know that gold was disappearing when people put it in their bank and zos did return it. i don't know if items were disappearing though. maybe
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>>170345408

I'd give it a once over. For some reason, in my bank items that are locked are sometimes not in alphabetical order. Maybe look in the armor tab and see if its there. Or could you have possibly put it on an alt for space?
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>>170345790
unfortunately there is no helmet in my inventory either
i also disabled all my addons, relogged, restarted my game, everything
it's gone and some green quality items that were locked are gone too but i dont care about them that much but i need guardian's head for pvp
guess i have to send ticket then
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>CP 155
>Have two 5 piece sets of CP 160 gear in my bank
>As soon as I hit it, half of my gear will be BiS
>MFW

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Masturbate_Furiously_With_Knives
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>>170345963

That sucks. What trait was it? Don't know if they can look and see what it was, or if they will just give you what you ask for.
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>>170345841
nah i dont have any alts and im sure it was in my bank and as i said >>170345963 i even turned all of my addons off but its just not here
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>>170346036
heavy impen just perfect for pvp
bought it in cyrodil from golden merchant
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Finally pushed my crafting alt to 10/10 in blacksmithing, clothing, and woodworking. Was hanging at 9/10 for the writs, since I had tons of the rank 9 mats. I was used to needing 75 - 115 mats for the writs, since they wanted anywhere from 5 - 9 items. Went o the guild trader and bought about 500 pieces of each of the tier 10 items (rubedite ingots, sanded ruby ash, rudedo leather, ancestor silk) to make sure I had enough for my writs for a few days. Take my first rank 10 writs, they only require 3 items each.

Fuck me, wasted a bunch of cash.
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>>170346201

I'd mention all of that in your ticket. They may be able to trace it back to when the merchant sold it to verify, or just give you the benefit of the doubt.
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>>170346292
yeah ill try that but honestly i think its gone forever since they said that if the missing items have not been purchased through the crown store the system will not be able to restore them so i think im fucked
anyways thanks buddy
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>>170346524
they restored people's missing gold just recently. there's a good chance you'll get it back
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A head's up, there a event going on in Hew's Bane. 2x rewards and node stuff.

https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/3880419
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>>170346968

ah, so that's why I got 2 bags on my last heist.. guess I should throw my nightblade's gear in the bank and do some heists on some other chars..
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>>170346864
yeah hopefully
i dont feel like running vet darkshade caverns, i don't really have any guild or friends to run it with so i have to use group finder, even on normal it's annoying so i can imagine that vet must be pain in the ass
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>>170346968

I wasn't going to post that here.

Been farming alchemy nodes there since last night.
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>>170347582

for me it's not the nodes that make me want to participate it's the motifs.
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>>170347962

Shit, forgot about those. So what, go on a WB farm circuit? Don't think my baby backstabber alt is high enough in thieves guild for the heists yet.
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why i have so low attack damage
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>>170348284

well, do heists, and maybe the tip board turn ins and then do both the devles and world bosses I guess.
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>>170348405
Why are you stam dk when magdk is killer for dunmer?
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>>170348405
you should add all of your attribute points into stamina
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>>170348615
and then health enchantment for all armors?
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>>170348405

>If you're a tank, its kind of our lot in life
>Respec, no points in health, put it into stam
>Use food and enchants for health if you feel squishy
>Make sure your weapons are close to your level
>Once you get over level 50 and start into champ points, your weapons/armor will not scale as well or for as long as they did pre-50, so you'll need to be replacing them more often
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>>170348405
Reroll to magdps, put everything in magicka, light armor passives, and farm bsw.
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>>170348405

#1. You're a dunmer going stam instead of magicka
#2. You're in heavy armor
#3. You didn't put all your points into your chosen attribute
#4. You probably aren't wearing any sets that have bonus damage.

Basically you're all kinds of fucked up.
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>>170348814
i don't know about enchants, never played dk
but i know that attribute points are either all magicka or all stamina
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new guy here, wondering what the most fun class is? i really like doing dungeons and raids if this game has it but also would like to not be fodder in pvp if possible
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>tfw started leveling stam on my dunmer nightblade thinking that's the obvious dps route
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okay I was wrong, tip board quests do NOT give double rewards, just heists, world bosses, and delve bosses, and then double resource nodes.
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>>170350907

Good to know.

Apparently, this was only supposed to go on PTS for a week or two, but got pushed out early. Think they'll just say fuck it and let it ride, or will they do a hotfix and pull it until they originally intended to have it go live?
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>>170350074
try templar or sorcerer
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>>170341556
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>>170348405
People will call you a casual and say you fucked up, but we all mean well.
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>>170343241
There's an addon for PC that makes the console UI a lot better when navigating between items and such.
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>>170353213
I play on a gamepad. Will they be compatible?
Some features like in Dustman aren't playing nice.
name pls
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>Fat cat uploading more porn
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>>170354696
Elaborate
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>>170352419

well Jessica Folsom posted that it's starting today so ... they'll let it ride.
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Gonna buy the Gold edition lads. Can't wait tbqh I think this will finally the MMORPG to suck me in like WoW did during it's LOTLK days.
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>>170346968
Good luck getting any resource nodes, there are packs of shitters standing guard around node spawns and spamming duels if you get too close.
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>>170357776

Got it around Christmas, still having a great time.
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>>170357776
that's what I was hoping for, so far it's working
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>Always give vamp bites to people for free whenever I can beacuse I hate greedy fags who want money for something so simple
>Just bitten some level 40
>Get a mail 5 minutes later from someone else
>"Thanks for taking time to help my buddy out"
>100k attached
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>>170357818

>auto decline duel
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>>170359234
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it's impossible to make a character look boyish or spritely in this game
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>tfw too moralfag to steal anything
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there is SO much rp in Hew's Bane
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>>170361714

All very "mysterious thief-sama nothing personnel" types?
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>KEEBA IS NOT FOR THE LIKES OF YOU!
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>>170229810
Guys are salty here today, so take any advice here with a pinch of... well, salt.

ESO's awesome, but not without it's flaws. It's time-consuming (well, have you ever played Skyrim, Morrowind or Oblivion? they are huge time sinks too) and it has lots of inventory management if you're into crafting (don't do it unless you WANT to suffer thru hours of 'fuck, I need to upgrade this shitty backpack/bank space again'). However, it's content is marvellous (really, the writing is amazing - except mostly when it has to justify why the fuck the factions are what they are) and, since One Tamriel, it allows a huge amount of freedom.

I'd say if you love MMO and doesn't hate TES series or the other way around, I can guarantee you won't regret buying it...
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>>170348405
>Dunmer wearing Breton armor
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>>170361427
Do what I do. I roleplay an overly zealous and nationalistic Templar and only steal and kill people from other factions.
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>run into a bunch of enemies that are about to kill some rando and draw the agro onto me+heal him
>they run away

every time
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>finally get some gold
>spend it all on backpack upgrade
i-it's a good investment, right
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>>170364146

Always.
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>>170348405
Oh, man, that armor would be awesome with a cape, wouldn't it?
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can I launder these and then sell them to legitimate merchants? I know I won't be making any gold but I need to get rid of all this shit because I keep getting out of inventory space, and new ones keep coming anyways
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>>170364886
Yes. You'll make zero profit but laundering them with increase your Legerdemain skill. This is important both because it lets you get more passives in that skill line (get the one that increases the amount of shit you can sell ASAP, the first rank gives a HUGE increase to the shit you can sell) and because legerdemain determines the quality of shit you steal, in addition to the difficulty of a target (stealing from nobles and shit is always more profitable than beggars, but harder).

Once you advance enough to get greens regularly I'd advise tossing all the whites you find into the trash.
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>>170365672
Oh, also, the quality (green/blue/white/purple/whatever) also affects the increase to the skill line. White is a tiny increase, green is more, blue is even better, purple is best. Yellow would theoretically be better but I've literally never seen a yellow stolen item so I don't think those exist.

Prioritize your purples, blues and greens when selling or laundering.
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just put all my points to stamina and my weapon damage is still same. now i die all the time
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>>170365672
>>170365869
is it a line that should be maxed on all characters
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>>170366060
Unless you're an RPfag then probably. Legerdemain also helps with loot from treasure chests (the locked chests you find around the world), strongboxes (the chests found next to merchants), and drops from dolmen chests.

Of course, if you are a RPfag you can just prioritize your farming of those things to be done with your thief. It's what I do. Most of the things that are an actual ass-pain to farm are in dungeons or trials anyways and the quality of those is locked to their difficulty and legerdemain does nothing.
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>>170366027
grind to 160 then get better gear and you will be fine
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>Zenimax Online Studios
>Zenithar God Of Sheckels

Hmmm
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How do I templar tank?
All the guides want me to wear light armor and basically be either a healer or dps.
Heavy armor and 1h&s preferred on both bars.
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>>170366060
I only maxed it on my main. I don't think it has to be maxed. For me, the best passive is the reduced sneak cost one cause it's good for PvP. The rest is just fluff.
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>make argonian character
>after pressing create, think up even better name

why
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>>170368287
http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/db-the-resplendent-bastion-a-templar-healtank-build/

There I googled it for you.
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>>170368316
Delete the char, create a new one, realize that it's ugly, delete that one too and try again
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>>170368316
There's a feature for that in the crown store goy
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>>170369415
nah i got it perfect this time
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>sorcs apparently used to be able to use guard on their own pets
This being fixed bothers me a little.
Somehow I wish the clannfear ability was for it to use guard on you instead of healing, which the matriarch already does cheaper, stronger, and for more people even outside your party.
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>>170370651
What was the name?
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>>170371261
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>>170371357
Down-with-the-Clown
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so as I said I started with stamina build for this nightblade, but turns out that's 'wrong'
Should I go reset the skills while there's not a lot of them? The price of it is 100xnumber of skills, right?
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>>170372293
Should be 50x for stat points
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How do I be a better healslut? Which tree is better, restoration staff or the Templar skills?
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>>170372293
You can do whatever you want, and respec at CP160. Obviously Dunmer are a much better magicka race but it doesn't really matter as long as you're not doing vet trials.
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>>170372906
ah okay

>>170373081
I was wondering if it's better to get used to magicka from the start and if it gets me more damage while leveling it should be worth it
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>make character
>Get to level 9
>realize his eyes shouldve been purple
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>>170373497
It is about 10-15% more damage. I may be biased since I have maxed CP but the base game's so easy that you don't actually need every last drop of DPS unless you're doing vet trials or something of similar difficulty.

If you plan to play magicka in the end and you're at the shrine you might as well switch around your morphs and attributes, sure.
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>>170373754
>make character
>very confident about the appearance
>become vampire as it is important to the build and generally useful
>it completely fucks up your original design
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>>170374079
I refuse to become a vamp on principle because you look so damn ugly, even if it would improve my PvP build

>>170373072
Mix and match. You'll get all skills unlocked anyway.
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why doesn't this game have any glasses to wear?
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>qt albino argonian lass waves at me
>bow and then take a seat on the other side of the canyon while waiting for the world boss to spawn because too nervous to say hi
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>>170375416
blindness only occurs from reading the elder scrolls. lots of things in tes don't follow our own laws of the universe. for example, the oceans of nirn aren't even full of water. it's the memory of all life and nirn started out as completely land
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>daedroths hyped up as some of the tougher, more dangerous daedra out there
>maw of the infernal is this massive, chained up daedroth that turns the arena into an inferno
>when you finally collect the maw of infernal set you can summon a daedroth yourself, something that is supposedly very difficult to do
>tears itself into the world in a bright flash and a loud roar before breathing fire on everything it sees
>proceeds to do no significant damage
how do we fix maw of the infernal?
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Anybody got some advice on how to play a redguard dragonknight and if it's even worthwhile?
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>/tesog/ is filled with PvE "players"

How's that rotation coming nerds?
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Anyone know will the size of eso Vvardenfell be the same as the Tes3 Morrowind or smaller?
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>>170377172
It's going well. Enjoying your load screens?
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>>170378175
They've said they've taking Morrowind's heightmap from TES3 and ported it so it will be just as large as Morrowind, presumably.

Which would put it at about 6~ square miles of terrain.
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>>170378484
It was just a prank bro
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>>170378657
>Kogoruhn's just red and blue lines
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>observe discussion on official forums regarding damage shields
>used to last 20 secs instead of 6
>problem was people stacking shields pre-fight in pvp then going all-out dps
>in all the shit-flinging that happens throughout the pages, not a single person suggests the obvious solution to shield-stacking
just make shields overwrite each other jesus fuck
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>>170380063

Woah woah woah. You trying to use logic, son?
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>>170378657
They said the will change it to be to scale to rest of the areas in eso but i dont know if that is bigger or smaller.
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>TG's double event doesn't apply to the tip board
They just want Abah's Watch to be hard as fuck to get don't they.
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>>170382792

And good luck getting any of the node action. I'll come back on at 3 - 4 am.
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>>170382860
It's weird, I'm seeing like multiple people just camping a single node, waiting for it to respawn instead of running around.
And heists still suck, but at least now the max reward can be gotten easily enough.
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>>170382792
>>170382860
>>170382971
>farming motif
>5 gloves
>4 dagger
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>>170383312
>90% chance to pickpocket
>fail four times in a row
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>>170383450
>you can never tell if you just missed the bonus window or if your luck is that shit
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>>170382792
At least Dromathra will go down in price.
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>>170384258
Only the mats, right?
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>>170385014
Pretty sure it said the motifs too. They're already a lot cheaper than they were though.
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>>170385104
How do you farm the motifs? I've been running MoL and didn't see a single motif.
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>>170385223
There's a weekly quest to do MoL
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>>170383312

If you got a Nereid in bed,do you think she'd be...

a cold fish?
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>>170381271
It's bigger. Compare the Imperial City to the one in Oblivion.
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>>170376453
It's ok, would honestly be broken otherwise.
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>>170378484
Alright. That was a pretty good response.
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>>170375790
Just made me think. The "heath death" doesn't exist in ESO. But something close to it is all of Nirn being covered in water.
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>>170354338
http://www.esoui.com/downloads/info1272-BetterUIGamepadInterfaceImprovements.html
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>>170375790
I thought memory goes into water, not that water is literally made of memories.
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>>170383450
>We want the Xcom audience
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>>170383450
I want to punch ZOS's random number generator
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>>170388142
It's worded in such a way it could be both. She says memories is stored in water. But the water stone is made out of memories.
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>>170388474
I would be fine with it if they didn't entice me with that pile of jewels for pickpocketing 1000 people.
Though honestly I should probably just find a bunch of beggars and steal from them.
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>>170383671
>tfw hit during the window
>in the time it takes the charcter to lurch forward and grab them the window vanishes
>get caught
f u c k
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>>170387538
You are comparing Cyrodil from oblivion that was a lot smaller with Vvardenfell from Morrwoind that was made much bigger so different sizes.
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>>170387928
the true death of the universe in ESO is the Godhead waking up.
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>>170388607
But that bitch is a big liar that was using you.
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>Hey, guys! I have a great idea! Let's make an achievement in exploration section that fully depends on RNG and the location of it isn't even obvious most of the time so literally no one will be able to do it without looking at internet guides!
>Great idea buddy but do you know what would be even better? 4 same fucking achievements with most of them sharing same spots!
>Brilliant! Let's add this into every zone in the game!
Why?
>>
>>170387740
How so? Most monster sets have more use than it does. Apparently even the shadowrend clannfear hits harder than the daedroth, and gets summoned a lot more. Of course I wouldn't expect it to actually summon something as strong as the boss or even an enemy daedroth, but I expected it to have a greater effect in a fight than it currently does. As is, it just annoys people by getting in the way and breathing fire in the tank's face.
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>>170387538
Even Windhelm seems bigger, but that might just be me.
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>try out heist
>oh 8 minutes should be enough
>spend 6 minutes waiting for patrol cycles
how the fuck is this even possible?
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>>170391248
You get lucky and have a lot of invisibility potions. And then waste your last two minutes falling through a random crack in the ground.

Don't worry, fucking nobody likes heists.
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>>170391316
A time limit in a sneak mission is just counter-intuitive, especially after sacrements.
>>
>Guildmates aren't on
>Look at undaunted pledges
>CoA1 Spindlecluth1
>Oh, easy, guildmates and I have CoA1 on farm for BSW for their alts
>I'm DK tank, CP155
>Queue for CoA1
>Queue pops in a few seconds
>Zoning in: CoA1 Vet
>Wait...I thought I queued for normal, fuck
>Get in, second lowest level person is CP 340 something, highest is in the 800's
>Never done a vet mode
>Ok, I'll give it a shot
>We make short work of everything, no deaths
>Finish the dungeon

Well, that was a good boost to my confidence. haven't tanked outside of my guild groups in a dungeon before, let alone a vet. I feel better about it now.
>>
>>170390093
what are you talking about
>>
coming from a roleplay point of view, i just can't bring myself to play through certain guilds with my templar. the only thing I can justify it as if he were to fall from grace and turn to the dark side...

any others struggle with this kinda stuff? I've always had this problem in all TES games. Warriors joining mages guild, vice versa, it always rubbed me wrong.
>>
RIP in peace, PCNA Azuras thread.
You will be missed.
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>>170392432
this is the reason I have 6 different characters, anon
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>>170355123

thicc Khajiit who used to avatar(shit)post here and is in the guild.

They've been posting porn of their character lately.
>>
>>170392432

Well, in ESO, you don't really join the warrior or mage guild, you just help them out. Only guilds you join are thieves and DB. I have a separate character for thieves guild and DB, mostly because my main uses heavy armor and gets no racial bonus to stealth.
>>
>>170392349
Maiq the Liar and the robbery achievements. All the older achievements just seem ridiculous.
>>
>>170392781

I remember it.
>>
Where you at werewolf fags? I still dream of seeing a pack of 10 werewolves rape people in pvp
>>
>>170392781
where
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>res at the bounty board to turn in bounty
>there is literally no ground and can't get to the board without falling through the map

Doesn't even surprise me anymore
>>
>>170391860
Tank is easy. Heal pugs is nightmare.
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>>170393160
40lbs of ass

tumblr and furaffinity
>>
>>170394578
Shit, first androgynous khajiit I see.
>>
>>170394745

shes pretty manly
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;u;
>>
>>170394874
Stop.
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>>170394874
>>
>>170394975

Is good for this ones glutes, yes?
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>>170394976
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>>170394976

nah
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>>170395135
must be some secret khajit art
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>>170395078
>>
>>170395272

Strong glutes are helpful in sneaking.
>>
>>
>>170397501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfaN267lI_Y
>>
>>170394494

Well, it made me feel better. I was the one in the guild group that was hesitant to run vet dungeons until I was 160 and had better gear. Being able to do it in a pug, even if it was one of the easier vets, gives me a bit more confidence.
>>
>don't even do my first vet dungeon until i'm over cp 350 and completed every normal dungeon, know the mechanics and am fully geared up
>get queued with an absolute subhuman who is still trying to dps by spamming poison arrow and dies constantly
>>
>>170392885
Those motherfucking collectible trophy achievements. I think I've only seen maybe two since I started playing a year ago.
>>
>>170398960
Ha. Not me. I've seen at least 7. Of the same fucking trophy.
>>
>>170398960
>>170399293

You only rea'lly need the M'aiq achievement, on one character, for the dye.

Achievement points don't mean anything, nobody else can even see them I think.
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>>170395272
That guard is just really good at sitting and leaning on air.

He's also taken up a new spot in response to the event, because defying gravity isn't enough for him.
>>
>select heroic personality
>random autistic screeching

why?
>>
what's causing the price of tempers to plummet?
>>
>>170400085
This is a trader secret, but it's a temper tantrum. :^)
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>>170400209
>>
so is it just some sperg who got banned that's ddossing the servers so much lately?
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>>170402345
???
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>>170402716
Someone can shop it to mention khajits or something
>>
>>170400209
>:^)
reddit face. reddit reply. dumb console peasants
>>
>>170402991
3/10 don't be so obvious.
>>
my god, this game genuinely has the worst bank UI I have ever seen

please tell me there's a mod for this
>>
>>170403857
AwesomeGuildstore
>>
>>170402991
Choochoo.
>>
>>170404430
Brotrain all aboard
>>
>>170400051
>Pick Thief personality
>Hunched over and rubbing hands together in typical greedy jew fashion
Not the type of thief I was expecting
>>
I made a mistake going small tits big booty

I thought it would make her butt look bigger, and it does but there's no good slut outfits for big butts only tits
>>
>>170405726

I think it fits perfect. Who knew ZOS was so redpilled?
>>
>>170405765
Sure there is. Check the crown store. That's practically the only place fags that play dress up shop from.
>>
>>170405946
there was a lot of things you could have insulted me with but fag makes the least sense
>>
>>170406029
Men that play as women are poofs m80
>>
so why do the items I buy on auction seem to arrive randomly?
>>
>>170406728
Mail is sometimes slow. Sometimes it arrives immediately, sometimes it takes a zone transition to trigger the mail delivery. It's p. dumb
>>
>>170406728
They don't. It's fifteen minutes between mailing, or you can force it by traveling to a new instance or logging in and out.
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So, how many dungeons did you have to pay your way through?
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>>170379846
public dungeon pls
>>
>>170407209
Top kek
Anyone who can afford it will know it's a scam
>>
Bumpo
>>
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So this is the power of anime
>>
>>170412195
Your dog is drowning
>>
>>170412195
That is the power of dabbing
>>
So i just entered cyrodiil and the imperial city for the first time. What the fuck am i supposed to be doing.
>>
>>170412195
>noting personel, Molag Ball Sack *snickers*
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>>170414294
Kill people. If you're in the Imperial City there should be quest indicators.
>>
>>170368036
at least spell it right lil timmy
>>
enchanting sure consumes some fucking inventory space
>>
>>170418021
It sure does. Have to force those crafting bags upon you somehow. To even think there was a time before them.
>>
Guys is a Nightblade tank viable in endgame and does it use stamina or magicka?
This is important.
>>
>>170420739
if you don't want to do vet trials it's perfectly viable altough it may take a bit of extra effort

both are viable

stam for regular tanking and mag for blood mage tanking
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>>170375790
>defending zenimax' laziness using lore
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POST FASHION
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Went to farm news bane at 4 am EST, there were still people guarding resource node locations, standing on them with mounts and pets to obscure the node.

Guess that corn flower is super important.
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>>170427925
Also post butts
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>>170428035
o fuk nvm these pants look way better in motion what an unflattering angle
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