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/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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Gremlin edition


Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Gremlins
>Gremlins
>Gremlins

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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ferst xd
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Stop listening to xxxtentacion
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Did you guys know that diona are healed by radiation?

If a diona chugs 1000 units of radium, they are being constantly healed by it instead of hurt, at a rapid rate in addition to their healing from being exposed to a source of light.

However, apparently exposure to a large enough chunk of radiation all at once still floors them with "you feel weak" spam, for some reason, despite the fact that it's healing them instead of hurting them.

You can stand out in a radstorm as diona and it heals you.
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To anyone considering playing SS13:

>>>>>>>> DON'T <<<<<<<<

Here's why:

1. We're closed to newfags
2. We're extremely xenophobic
3. We are an homogeneous elite ss13 society.
4. We hate all of your degeneracy: animeposting, catposting, redditposting, tripfaggotry, etc.
5. You'll never be able to integrate into a society of elite ss13 players when you're a redditor or a forumbabby
6. Your race (redditors and forumbabbies) has lower IQ than ours.
7. You don't know our board culture and memes, and will be seen as barbarians for that.
8. We are extremely skilled players and you won't be able to compete or cooperate with us.
9. All our game knowledge and technology is for our people and our people only.
10. We don't want to ruin ourselves with your degenerate ways.


Thank you for your time. Have a good day.
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>try out Paradise Station
>call someone gay anywhere or a cunt in OOC
>AdminPM: Please don't use that kind of language, Rule 1 is "Don't be a dick."

Is this server for 12 year olds? Why are such thin-skinned niggers allowed in the ss13 community?
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*blows up the AME*
nothin personnel kid
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from cryo autism past ebin
>Hardsuits don't block cryo. If someone tells you they do, slap them.

so how is it, some autists one or two threads ago were saying it doesn't work on people in hardsuits, maybe it's just that your mix is shitty and you don't know how to measure cryomix so it heals cloted people almost the same?
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>>170159183
>Gremlin flicking random shit in med got me locked out because of a fire alarm and I missed a shuttle
those things are EVIL
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virology overhaul incoming
current idea's basically, you get organs from live, actual-player non-braindead non-catatonic non-dead bodies, stuff them into the GNA extractor, and get various virus effects in return.
I was thinking of making it interactive and randomized every round, like for example each organ has its own random, hidden path of effects; you stuff in a heart and it gives you three effects from the heart path (which are any random effects, no relation to the organ itself) as well as revealing three effects from the other path, say showing you that if you stuff in an appendix one of the effects you'll get is catbeasting syndrome, or if you put in a liver one of the effects you'll get is delightful syndrome.
similarly I'm thinking of a way to make virologists go out there and be social, say if they only got new virus effects from new DNAs so you'd have to go out and draw new peoples' blood to get more effects. though since this could be powergamed with genetics I'd probably just have to link it to the owner's mind and make it about life essence and not DNA or someshit
suggest ideas
> more beneficial effects
I'm working on that too
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>>170159336
that sounds too good
everyone will think it's shit because it's something new
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Honk honk
Where da waifus at?
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>>170159218
mmmmhh, "don't block" it's different from "don't penalize", maybe that's the matter.
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>>170159336
>you get organs from live, actual-player non-braindead non-catatonic non-dead bodies
So you kill the virology job completely with your shit idea because this server is TTT now and nobody will be willing to cooperate?
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>>170159767
first of all since this is an addition to virology and doesn't replace any of the current machines at worst all it does is add a useless machine that's just there to take up space. also one of the paths is essentially "free" since appendixes don't do anything and can be taken out without protest, and the others aren't too difficult to complete since you can just replace the organs you take out with freshly bioprinted ones. speaking of which one mind would of course only be able to provide one organ type so as to prevent "farming" someone for five minutes of their time by constantly taking organs in and out of them.
regardless, the way I'm foreseeing this, though, is that it adds a lot of choice, conflict, and cooperation to the game: think of the multitude of ways you could try to convince people to give up their time for a few minutes of surgery, whether it's by begging, paying them money, giving them organ upgrades, promising certain virus effects as a result, forcing anyone who goes into the medbay to get one organ taken from them, or being an antag who just drags people to the surgery table and strips them of all their organs to get to gibbington's as fast as possible.
and of course if you're too autistic for departmental interaction you can always just grind virus crates instead. or better yet, do both, no one'll stop you from grinding dishes while waiting for new surgery patients.
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>>170160154
> speaking of which one mind would of course only be able to provide one organ type so as to prevent "farming" someone for five minutes of their time by constantly taking organs in and out of them.
Sorry, I worded this badly, but the gist of it is that one player can only provide one full set of organs, so you can't keep printing hearts, putting them in the person to register the hearts as theirs, and taking them out immediately to grind effects.
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>>170160154
>first of all since this is an addition to virology and doesn't replace any of the current machines
Then it isn't an overhaul. I'm not reading the rest.
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>>170159051
>We hate all of your degeneracy: animeposting, catposting, redditposting, tripfaggotry, etc.

>not wanting a station of anime catgirl waifu/trap staticnamers
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Guys, what if we rolled mining as a role into the station-separate category like vox traders?

Mining and the asteroid in general aside from science outpost would be handled by vox miners, who then bring their haul to the vox traders to sell to the main station.

Hell I wouldn't mind if the science outpost was a vox subcontracted affair as well, to be honest.

This would be a good justification to expand the facilities on the asteroid as a more self-contained and self-sufficient entity from the station, while also reducing the ease and frequency in which mining and science outposts are used as fuck-off lairs for antags originating from the station with zero risks and repercussions.
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>>170160528
>This would be a good justification to expand the facilities on the asteroid as a more self-contained and self-sufficient entity from the station, while also reducing the ease and frequency in which mining and science outposts are used as fuck-off lairs for antags originating from the station with zero risks and repercussions.
The problem with this is that we play box 75% of the time which already has almost nowhere to hide with maints being so small and so often patrolled by validhunting sec and borgs
your idea would be the single easiest way to make cult a 10% winrate gamemode
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>>170160619
Box is indeed what I had in mind.

Cult having problems without easy access to a ready made off-zlevel rape lair is more of a problem with cult itself, I'd say.

It's a separate issue that's best handled by looking at cult mechanics and making appropriate changes.
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>>170160528
What if we added miners with a base in the asteroid working for other company and they can fight with nanotrasen's miners
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>play game
>gremlins
>every time

i get theyre new and all but spamming them so much is making them boring
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>>170160528
>Asteroid completely isolated from the station
>making mining exclusively done by Vox, which doesn't even make sense since they are traders/drifters/raiders
>Making the science outpost vox for no good reason when the asteroid is primaraly owned by Nano and they just let the birds stay because why not
>Entire basis for voxification is antags hiding in the asteroid

"No"
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>>170160704
then fix cult instead of making the asteroid antagproof you retard
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>>170160903
better idea:
remove the vox station from asteroid because fuck those guys
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>>170160872
That's why you play late night when the admins who don't spam shit are on
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>>170160992
>tfw a euro so late night for me is full of the American shitters
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>>170160992
>>170161079
this for me too.

also since im done, where in the github do i find the effects of booze/food beyond filling hunter/killing your liver?
i can find recipes only and the search function doesn't seem to work at all it cant find one drink i searched for
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>>170161560
I think they're in the same area as chemistry reagents. Try looking there?
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Here's a concept for a fully automatic deep fryer. Put shit on the conveyor belt and it'll come out deepfried. The cage probably isn't necessary

Can be improved with even more deep fryers for additional efficiency
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>>170161737
could probably automatically farm things with them if you bring a farmbot and a tray
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>>170161737
I knew it. Gremlins are taking our jobs, and soon we'll all be fired by Nanotrasen. It's time to boot Trump's brain again.
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>>170161737
>we're accidentally turning spess into factorio
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>>170159051
go back to pol cuck
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>>170159181
>use words some people don't like on a place ran by them
>get offended when they ask you not to do so

baby needs his safe space
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>>170161667
that was it thanks.
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>>170162673
>'accidentally'
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>>170162673
>gremlin inserters
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>>170159336

>virologist
>go out and be social

Time to main shaft miner instead
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>>170163209
a shame
i usually bother virology and xenobio on borg when im bored since no one else does and sometimes theyre dead
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>>170163414

You have to understand, 90% of our visitors are traitors, vampires and changelings. This gets us a little paranoid.

We can't trust anybody. Borgs are ok though but sometimes they come to kill us too.
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Reposting because I'm an attention whore.
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>>170163209
Rail is social
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>>170163493

What are we looking at here?
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>>170163493
Lookin pretty fucking good there, fellow autist.

Miniaturization is my thing, but I do appreciate a good oversized autism project.
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>>170163465
yea the first time i was a viro a traitor came in, cuffed me and took my headset. then a janitor borg came in and a vox flew pas the window

i was lucky as fuck but the reason i visit is because i know your both easy targets no one cares to visit since 99% you do literally nothing of worth anyways
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>>170164653

DELETE THIS
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Blob nerf when?
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Is there a timeline for the lore? on the wiki, the only reference to date is a "2XXX". which isn't very informative.
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>>170165023
You can check the date on your PDA.
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>>170165158
Huh, i must be retarded then for not noticing.
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Can someone post their TEG set up? I followed the low maintenance guide on the wiki, advertised 10-20 MW and I get 750 kW and dropping fast
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>>170165684

Any notable server? I DMed a little too anmd its a mess
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>>170166435
consider the following:
the guide is shit
the TEG was nerfed since the guide was made
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>>170166698
i've wasted so many hours
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>>170166761
don't get me wrong, it's totally possible to get 20MW stable on the TEG today
I've seen it done, but I don't know how. Just keep asking, I guess.
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European morning time is the best pop, prove me wrong.
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>>170167385
Any time American school is in session is a good time to spess.
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>>170167469
this

also fucking the faggot that linked the new thread to the eve general, I was on that shit for two hours wondering what the fuck
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>tfw no plasmafire injury waifu
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Raphaella is literally the only waifu who isn't shit.
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>>170167469
>>170167385
>>170163735
>>170163493
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>>170168763
stop forcing this image it's not funny anymore

t. nuclear
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>>170168229
Seeing as how Sawbones owns this general, and he's got an Eve metaclub there too, it only makes sense.
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>>170168964
No.

t.pootismaniac
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>>170168763
who is this
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>>170169298
Avada
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>vote deff
>it wins
>leave server
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>>170169298
a meme
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Am bored and banned, will code ideas
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>>170168587
I remember when she started. She was so cute and afraid.
They grow up so fast.
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hahaha lets rig defficiency aren't I funny and random:??? XD
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>>170169386
>can't even bullshit his way to an appeal
Your code is probably trash.
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>trader
>no idea what to do
>head down to mining and hitch a ride to the station
>give clown some advanced clown shoes to spread cheer and give some greyshit Simon outfit and shoes I that were laying in mining outpost
>throw self out airlock to explore
>find retrolaser
>find abandoned spess cabin and kill off the carp
>sit in front of comfy fire drinking and munching carp and unknown human burgers until AI assumes direct control of station

comfy round 10/10
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>>170169412
Okay.
>>170169315
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>>170169386

bring back space ninjas
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>Malf Ai has one janitor borg
>now everything is lubed and you have no counter for it unless getting somehow the janicart or a slowass wheelchair
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>geneticist tree
>unlock nearly all powers
>people start dropping dead while borgs running around saying nothing
>comms are off
>cloner explodes randomly
>obvious malf signs
>grab some chili peppers from kitchen for the cold
>start making way over to the core to hulk in and shit on the AI
>breaking walls to get around the undoubtedly shocked doors
>MASSIVE LAG OUT OF NOWHERE
>instadead shocked on a door I was nowhere near when I first started lagging

Okay.
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>>170169517
>he had the pointer hidden in his trashbag the whole time
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>>170169386
Put a fucking chem dispenser at botany
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thats the only time ive actually enjoyed being an antag borg. didnt even kill anyone just did my job then spaced them
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I VOTED DEFF
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>>170169606
>didnt even kill anyone
>then spaced them

You what?
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>>170169552
>powergamer race
>powergamer job
>powergamer attitude
>can't stop and AI with just 2 unupgraded borgs . not even peacekeeper or combat

lmao at u're lifu
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How the hell do you save multiple character slots? Whenever I hit save slot, it just saves on the current. If I try to load an empty slot, it says there is no character there.
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>>170169672
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /ss13g/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on here who doesn't go full retard or spend all their time shitposting. Every fucking day in the 2 years that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /xivg/, you are no better than /wowg/ and I bet even /ksg/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
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>>170169386
NEKOTOXIN
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>>170169751
my borgs were upgraded and hacked, peacekeeper and combat really aren't that good for malf desu
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>>170169589
>chloral watermelons
>chef killed every fucking round
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>>170169686
the ai killed everyone. i only moved corpses.
i did stun a guy so he'd die and not tell people i flooded med on purpose but i didn't kill him the air did.
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>>170169752
When you load a new slot, it loads the empty slot. So, you just recustomise the character and save it over that slot.
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>>170169457
No point in appealing, it's a 3 day ban

>>170169494
There's so much shit that'd need to be redone to allow for a good space ninja

>>170169589
What are you, some sorta fucking casual?

>>170169758
Already in, bring pro-tagonista to a high enough multiplier
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>>170169813
oh
well he's still a powergamer and died haha
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that round was pretty fun
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>>170169751
>>powergamer race
>>powergamer job
>>powergamer attitude

And yet the most amusing thing is that you couldn't be more wrong.

I chose tree to see how much more convenient it made genetic experimenting on myself, seeing as trees don't take radiation damage.

I don't powergame or antaghunt, at all.

But when everyone else is dead and it's painfully obviously malf, what should I do, just sit there and wait for a borg to come welder me to death in my chair? Not make use of the superpowers I'd been researching the whole shift?

The joke's still on me, though. I'd likely have messed up even if I hadn't lagged into a shocked door.
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>>170170085
i like these posts but they dont really work for a round where nothing happened then the antag just kills us all and wins with blasma flood and shock doors
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>>170169946
>There's so much shit that'd need to be redone to allow for a good space ninja
just turn space ninjas into reskinned wizards (pick 5 abilities or upgrade them, then teleport to station and get greentexts) and give them some ninja flavor abilities, like being able to toggle an aura of darkness that only they can see through, or a couple seconds of invisibility etc.
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>>170170162
Come to think of it, shouldn't trees be completely incapable of gaining superpowers if they are immune to radiation?

Why isn't this a thing?
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>>170170419
you dont necessarily get powers from radiation. you can print injectors of genetic codes and use those to get powers
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>>170170085
>That last picture
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>>170170464
The injectors cause radiation damage, to do their thing.

Radiation causes mutation through genetic damage.

If you can't take genetic damage from radiation, you shouldn't be able to mutate, for good or ill.

I play tree now and then, and I like the runfast superpower as much as anyone, but you have to admit this shit just doesn't make sense.
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>>170170085
The last picture really does make the whole thing.
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>>170170642
do injectors actually cause radiation damage? the more you know.
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>>170170642
>is a tree being born from a pod that mutates itself into a giant tree being via stealing dna
>can't modify its dna because that would be bad

???

and since when did they even try to make sense. we're talking walking talking tree people who can not only sustain themselves off a fucking lightbulb but have so much excess energy they regen like they have permanent doctors delight
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>>170170085
>that dead Avada in the last post

Hilarious and
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>>170170085
hey i was that robot. i was just taking it to sec to seem like a good little borg since rnd stole it but that's a nice spin on it
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>>170170904
Well yeah. You haven't noticed your health going down as you inject yourself to test blocks as geneticist?

>>170170951
>>is a tree being born from a pod that mutates itself into a giant tree being via stealing dna
>>can't modify its dna because that would be bad

That's a non sequitur, and you're also pulling "mutates itself via stealing dna" out of your ass, that's not stated or implied to be the case.

In this game, mutation for superpowers and disabilities is explicitly the result of radiation damage. Diona cannot take radiation damage, and are in fact healed from it as they absorb it.

Ergo, them still being able to have superpowers and disabilities doesn't make mechanical sense, and also doesn't make thematic sense if anyone cares about that.
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>>170171198
i dont play geneticist. i just shoot up whenever the geneticist makes syringes
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>>170171228
Ah, well you should notice that you've taken damage after an injector or two, regardless. That's radiation damage, which causes toxloss.
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>>170171198
>it takes our blood
>it totally transforms its body

how is that not it take our dna to mutate

and again, since when did talking tree people born from pods who have such an absurdly good body they can live indefinitely and regenate like wolverine with a single light bulb need or even vaguely try to make sense? they make no sense. they need less light to live off than trees yet do things that would take more energy
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>>170171420
>>it takes our blood
>>it totally transforms its body

Cell division mutation is very different from radiation mutation.

To put it in simple terms that relate to the game, it's outside source versus inside source, basically. Outside source doesn't affect diona, so they shouldn't mutate from it.

Either their rad immunity/absorption should go away, or their ability to have superpowers and disabilities should, for consistency's sake and probably also for whatever vague notion of racial balance anyone might still care about these days.

"The race doesn't make sense this way, so they don't have to make sense in any other way!" is not a valid argument.
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Important features, only at vgstation
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>>170171738
Make a Github issue about it so people can discuss it and get something done, I guess.
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>>170171738
>"The race doesn't make sense this way, so they don't have to make sense in any other way!" is not a valid argument.
yea it is
you are literally cherry picking

the thing makes no sense and was clearly intended not to make sense.
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>>170170417
>>170170417

Would you play a wizard(ninja) with these abilities to choose from

>a couple second of invisibility, upgrade for longer duration
>toggleable darkness aura, upgrade for more range
>"nimbleness", passively lets you move over tables, upgrade to also passively hide behind objects
>"caltrops", lets you drop a caltrop every once in a while which sticks to feet, causes minor bleeding and forces you to walk, upgrade to drop armed bear traps instead
>reverse bound object (like wizard bound object but instead of teleporting it to you, teleports you to it)
>smoke bombs(same as wiz smoke except it makes an audible poof)
>jaunt (same as wiz but shadowy)
>blink (same as wiz)
>teleport (same as wiz)
>"illusion jutsu", lets you spawn mobs every 10 seconds that look just like you and attack non-ninjas like hostile mobs, but only last a short while
>ninja apprentices (same as wiz apprentices except they get ninja themed ability sets)
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>>170172079
do i get like shurikens or a sword or anything that does actual damage without hoping people run on them
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>>170171837
>the next gen experience
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>>170172196
why would a ninja use sneaky abilities in (n)interesting ways if it had a super katana and could robust the entire crew with ease?
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>>170171919
So nothing should change about the way diona looks or how its mechanics work, ever, because it exists in a fictional game and thus doesn't have to make sense in any way?

Why not just have all its properties and the name of the race itself randomized every round, at that point?

You're an idiot.
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>>170172347
>disarm
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>>170172079
>reverse bound an object
>hide under a table
>throw the object to another table
>you're now under another table

i dig it
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>>170172347
who said anything about a super katana. i said a sword. the one already in the game is fine. so people dont counter you by just kind of standing still, wearing meson and shooting you once invis runs out
even an unarmed stun or some bs then dragging them would be fine

as is ''stealthy ninja armed with highly visible traps with an aura that means he's clearly hear'' sounds kind of retarded
whats the point of all this stealth trap if you only way to harm people is to hope they run into something they can see or give up stealth by making the aura which while they may not be able to see you would be a clear sign you are here

the apprentice thing would also be pretty pointless if every type of apprentice uses caltraps as their only method of hurting people
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>>170160992

Always bet on lowpop spess to make your autism forts a reality
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>>170172382
please don't put words in my mouth. i never said it shouldnt make sense. i said it doesn't. and sitting there going ''oh its fine for this not to make sense but THIS IS BAD'' is kinda dumb.
either redo the entire race so it makes sense or dont bother

you are still just cherry picking because you personally dislike them getting mutations, not because you don't think the race itself makes sense. if you really thought that you'd mind their magical ability to grow from retarded child to super adult and live off nearly nothing with super regen
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>>170160992
>>170172665
I dunno about you guys, but I have still all too often encountered admin buttonmashing idiocy even at latenight/early morning lowpop rounds.

I wish they'd all just do their administrative duties and fuck off with the bus shit, and let coders fill in the gaps with actual content if things get too boring for players.
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>>170172658
it's not stealth in the sense of "you can't see him and eventually he'll get greentext and smelele or drop his invis and die"
it's stealth in the sense of "we know you're here somewhere, but we can't catch you". just like a ninja should be.

i guess the ninja could have a standard katana or something, just so long as it isn't some retarded double e-sword godkatana of death that makes you forego all those ""stealth"" options
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>>170172839
13:00 time for aliens
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>>170172891
but if he uses aura someone can just go ''ninja here'' and then someone gets meson then you pretty fucked. all you can do then is invis then hide under something people could just right click to look for you in and hope people are dumb enough to walk onto your traps repeatedly until they die.

you could even just give him some kind of poison to force people to go to med to get cured, tools to remove oxygen from a room for a bit, a weapon that just knocks people back. crap like that so he has some way to get people on his traps beyond hoping they're retarded
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>>170173286
make it a cyberninja that can hack from a distance or somethin
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https://youtu.be/phAYvTdIaXM
free morena
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>>170172826
>either redo the entire race so it makes sense or dont bother

There is absolutely no reason to look at it that way, whatsoever. Cumulative changes and rebalances can and are done on existing things. All the time.

I have no idea why you're calling it "cherry picking" like it's a bad thing, to bring up one issue that I've happened to notice.

>you personally dislike them getting mutations

Incorrect assumption. I literally just noticed the discrepancy in the time between these two posts
>>170170162
>>170170419

And proceeded to discuss it.

I have no vendetta here, and you're a fool for assuming I did just because YOU don't like the particular point I brought up.

>if you really thought that you'd mind their...

That, and anything else, is simply not the issue being discussed. That the race has other weirdness to it is not of interest to me. You can call it "cherry picking" all you want, but the truth is that it's simply having a focused discussion on a particular point of interest.

You're very stupid.
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I
VOTED
DEFF
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Justify the existence or cargo that round.
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>mass producing cursed dices
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>deff
Time to roll antag and force shuttle
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>>170173789
>dices
Dice is already the plural.
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>>170173762
At least tried to be engineering when engineering was being autistic
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>>170173762
They're the only ones that cared about power and made a bartender really butthurt.
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>>170173369
that could be good, electrocuted doors would make people think AI is malf if you play it right and maybe get borgs locked down

i think the concept is good it just needs more ways to sneakily kill people than the one

with this you could hide in chef pantry, shock the door when he goes in so he gets knocked out, gib him, sneak into the kitchen and poison it all with caltrops covering your escape
seems ninja like
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>>170173830
I apologize
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>>170173660
but you still think its okay for them to be magical super evolution plants and not to get mutations

thats still dumb
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>>170173909
It's okay, we all make mistakes.
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hey guys lets add this to the game just vote here
http://www.strawpoll.me/12469098
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>>170173762
justify an autistic bartender
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>>170173286
a slow poison of some kind would be neat. something that is guaranteed to kill unless you go to medbay. that's pretty thematic with ninjas, too.

the question is how would you tie that to a wizard(ninja)? would buying the poison summon a box of poison bottles that you can dip various weapons in? or would it just be some generic poison dart you oni soma out in front of you?
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>Changeling around
>Get an easy kill on my miner buddy first minute of the game(sorry man)
>Decide to go to research outpost for delicious kills
>Do monkey form to crawl through the vents and ambush the xenobiologist
>Jump out of the vent, but he's turned on full CO2 in the room. Instantly fall asleep.
>Spend the next 10 minutes going into regenerative stasis and waiting for him to exit, until I can finally run out. He never seemed to realize I was changeling.
>Finally got off and head back to R&D
>Crawl around in vents to try and find a good spot to transform
>Accidentally walk too fast in the vent and end up inside AI core, who promplty shoots me to death
>Impossible to get out, turrets shoot me anytime I try to rez

Lesser form, never again.
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>>170174104
he asked what to do with a monkey in the core, and the answer was "kill that shit and see if it revives"
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>>170173567
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w2D4iCzRW7E
I hope morena is never unbanned
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>>170174240
did they hurt your feelings
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>>170174240
Jason is the best song from Endless Summer
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>>170174030
shouldn't tie the role down with too many inventory items imo. i dont think wizard is and wizard is much stronger than this
he should just be able to dispense and similar stuff using 1 tool with an RCD like menu probably
maybe also let him make fake floor tiles that go over caltrops so if hes especially sneaky he can totally ruin 1 area
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
>>170174429
they've only hurt themselves
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>>170176248
https://youtu.be/kWBs-b7Rx6s
i think theyre pretty ok
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>>170169386
Different colored plasmaman suits in cargo
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>>170169754
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ALWAYS PLANT DIONA CONSTANTLY AS TRADER

YOU CAN GROW NEW FRIENDS/SLAVE LABORERS
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>>170174876
i think it would be interesting to make the poison a sort of "apply this to an item and it works on contact" to let the ninja choose how to apply the poison.

>put the poison on wads of cash
>leave the cash lying on the floor everywhere
>vox massacre
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>Jump the QM to convert him to the rev cause
>When sec comes to investigate the screams, we tell them it was the naked nigger that attacked us
>They actually believe us and waste their time running after him
>Meanwhile we got shotguns, flamethrowers, bombs and more guns coming in and the entire station is converted
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>>170177789
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IF YOU ARE BEING HAUNTED AS A TRADER, GO PLANT DIONA NODES
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>two security members.
>the crownd goes all into a single one.
>i focus on stunning the other alone.
>baton gets out of power and he tries to escape.
>me and two guys follow him.
>only i even tried to stop him from running.
>he escapes.

Fucking shit
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>Janitor asks me to remove my helmet
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>>170177824
holy kek
i was just trying to produce stun prods for everyone
rip that one sec guard who got fucking gangbanged outside the mechanics because of the codeword.
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>As AI
>See flashing going on
>Know from Metagay information that it is for sure Revs but don't want to validhunt like a fuck and tell sec
>Know for a fact that science is taken over
>Wait for the inevitable subversion
>It never happens
>Nothing happens for the next 20 minutes
>Finally someone enters my upload
>It's the Captain
>Uploading some stupid law
>Nothing happens for the next 15 minutes except for a black man making a fool out of the entire sec force
>Round ends
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>>170178019
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>be assistant and have plans to hacki the safe
>takes a while but finally get it cracked, getting better at it
>captain comes by, talk some banter
>usual nuke and archive bolts to delay the inevitable
>full sec team comes by as I just cracked it
>tons of good shit but a entire force, obviously means perma
>eat a potent to emp a borg unachoring the locker and to drain secs weapons, eat a mommi spaghetti thinking itd transform me and I would be able to scuttle away unharmed as alast resort, did jack shit, get permad
>Ask the AI to talk down the captain from perma in exchange for a chem implant, he just comes back 5 minutes later and drags me out for no good reason
>get a new title, break in to chill, sec see me as a non threat
>Converted 10 seconds before revs won
>>170178082
Thanks for being a cool dude and not ratting me out for cracking the safe AI, you a good dude.
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>>170177824
>chase after nigger
>he actually manages to run off
>they fucking chase him for 5 minutes
>he picks up taser
>sec guy throws flash into 10 people just to flash his fellow officers
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>>170177870
>>170178091
I'm not sure what you're trying to say. I'm just giving helpful reminders and tips in all caps so they'll be more likely noticed.
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>>170178194
>Thanks for being a cool dude and not ratting me out for cracking the safe AI, you a good dude.
Not sure how the captain found out, I guess he just randomly opened the vault on you?
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There is literally no point in time when avada is not on the server. They play 24 fucking 7 and I just want to play a round without them just one fucking time.
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>>170178268
I forgot to bolt it back on

Honk.
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>>170178205
Honk
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>>170178281

Shouldn't he be playing lifeweb right now?
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>arrest Emilia for whatever crime he is currently committing
>flush those stupid fucking cat ears down disposals
>'Hey, that's theft'!
doing this makes me feel warm inside
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Todays code tidbit

There is a ZAS config where exposure to plasma causes you to spontaneously mutate

//Genetic Corruption
if(zas_settings.Get(/datum/ZAS_Setting/GENETIC_CORRUPTION))
if(rand(1,10000) < zas_settings.Get(/datum/ZAS_Setting/GENETIC_CORRUPTION))
randmutb(src)
to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>High levels of toxins cause you to spontaneously mutate.</span>")
domutcheck(src,null)
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>>170177789
Implying they ever let me sell them
>>
make me admin

experience: admin on 5 different gmod darkrp servers
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>Tfw you play cargo but everyone is 100 times more competent than you. So you sit around and smoke till the cancer takes you.
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>>170181371
make me admin also im technically an admin on doom 2 even if i never do anything because the average server has like 13 admins for some reason and we rarely even have issues ever since WDI died
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mfw stack of 20 beepskych comes around the corner to fuck up some greyshirt without ID that was just cloned
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>>170178416
wtf I love xenos now
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>>170181672
Ick
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>>170181557
How are you supposed to git gud if you don't even try? This isn't the game that will hold your hand and the admins won't care about any sob story.
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>>170160528
miners should be removed and combined with traders
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>>170159336
What do Organs have to do with Virus DNA?
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I'm looking for top tier /ss13g/ approved anime

Don't let me down
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>>170161737
Coders, why can't we build deep fryers?
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>>170182634
Lucky-star

K-on

Yuru yuri
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How do you make a guillotine?
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>>170182634
The Irresponsible Captain Taylor

Space Battleship Yamato 2199

Cowboy Bebop
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>>170183098
By praying really hard
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>>170182634
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Space Dandy
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>>170182634
FLCL!
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>>170182634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ-OyT4ivkM (No comment, go watch it.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS4d-KQ2QvE (Feels so moon.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ah0Orskm0Y (Just a dandy guy in space)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnqoV_ewrlo (Space boy goes back in time with his valid-hunting mech hunting for space squids. Lots of UNDERSTANDING and 20 lbs of pussy and ass)
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>>170182634
Bebop, Eva, Blue sub, Jin Roh Wolf Brigade
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>>170177810
then it'd be better than just having a chemist poison all your shit so yea that's good

another thing to actually make use of the aura would be items that only become active if its dark. like laying down tons of invisible, harmless wires then when you're being chased you turn on the aura and they stop or get hurt but now they know where they are and can remove them

it'd be a fun change from the usual antags provided people dont just stealth plasma flood everything
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>>170182634
/vg/station everyone
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>>170184856
yes
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>>170182840
>>170183170
>>170183382
>>170183415
No gay shit, just want cute high school girls doing fun things.
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>>170184943
1. using 'me' instead of 'say' on the first line
2. started the first line with a random apostrophe
3. space after the semicolon, unnecessary
4. no capitalization on 'the'
5. 'botany labs' is not a real thing
6. four periods is not a real ellipse
7. no space after the ellipse
8. no full stop after 'again'
9. using 'me' instead of 'say' on the first line
10. no capitalization on 'fug'
11. saying 'fug' instead of 'fuck'
12. no full stop after 'fug'
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>>170185048
LotGH and Space Dandy aren't gay shit
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>>170185170
>not saying fug
what a nerd.

fug and blasma are advanced spessman lingo
i guess you are just a regular spessman.
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>>170182634
Subete ga F ni Naru
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>>170182634
>liking anime

ahahahah woo
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>>170183415
Hop off morena
>>170185478
Anime is amazing you nerd
>>
How come the Jukebox doesn't work on the ship anymore? I had it work once and all I did was wrench the thing
Also why can't I flapjack them?
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>>170182634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgBOlg_xNcU (The salvage shuttle is a reference to this.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt6XXfcdVY0 (Come on, it's cobra. You SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwPDpX1btN (Old, but a classic.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ7ufQugU6w (A SPACE SHIP WITH ARMS NIGGA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJWpOqrMtjs (LONELY WAY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnN9I9iWo3g (You just can't avoid this.)
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People who vote for deff being valid when?
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>>170182660
>want some boom grenades
>have to ask retarted chef to do some deep fried stuff and he makes spaghetti and metaballs instead
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>>170182634
Konosuba
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>>170185048
>cute high school girls doing fun things.
what's wrong with lucky star, k-on and yuru yuri?
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>>170185610
>liking anime

agaggaagagagag tooo
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>>170182634
Boku no pico
>>
>Fix up a plasmafire in science
>All air alarms are green, some firelocks are bugging out but it is safe
>Go to get soap to clean up the mess
>Come back and see Ricky dead next to the RD office
How did that even happen Ricky? I am certain the air was fine.
>>
When did High Explosive get removed from the lawgiver? Or is it a different gun now?
>>
>tfw good greytide and turned in a bunch of shit to sec instead of using it
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>>170185718
yuru yuri is middle school you fucker
>>
Can we get maybe two Ripleys down on the asteroid at round start to incentivise mining, but also give Roboticists more of a reason to build more diverse things?

I love playing Robo but most of the im always building Ripleys and its a huge amount of time before I can get building more interesting things due to materials coming in so slow.
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>>170182634
Princess Tutu
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>>170185749
Anime is fun escapism from a harsh reality
>>
it's the map vote broken?
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>>170185781
The door was shocked still. Power put me into crit.
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>chloral the captain
>start greytide implanting him
>another assistant drags him away to safety
reeeee
i got him later though
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>>170181951
I'm the most robust waifu
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who here /greytide/

>be me
>be greytide
>steal a beer keg
>go to cargo to get glasses
>some faggot steals my keg
>cargo doesn't gieb beer
>they leave door open
>steal laser gun they had just sitting out
>go steal some booze
>get drunk and off myself in shuttle
>>
>>170185685
>>170185685
THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ-J4eWy38U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtfUrDwpo2E
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>Everything is on fire
>Captain keeps dying
>Blobs everywhere
>Rogue borgs and regular borgs yelling at each others
>Sec is killing themselves because AI is confused as fuck
>There's billions of cheapskies everywhere
>Plasmamen fight club
>Ungodly mess of pipes in atmos
>The AI core is filled with blood and half the doors on station are busted
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>make the TEG
>atmos techs braindead
>engineers do nothing
>go to fight blob
>plasma
>cant figure out what happened
>check TEG
>forgot a pump to the TEG
>distro is entirely plasma
>people died
fucking kill me
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>>170185968
>turned in 20 tasers
>turned in some mindbreakers
>turned in chloral
>turned in HoPs ID after giving myself all access
>open gun crates for cargo because of the blob
>dragged captain who was dead out of armory
/greytide/ masterrace
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>>170185934
>see assistant harmstab captain and pull him into a secluded room
>grab all access ID on the floor and use it to rescue the captain as he's being implanted
>drag him to the medbay
>give him some anti-toxin
>shake him up
>immediately whips me into unconciousness
>wake up with cuffs on
>"THIS GUY WAS IMPLANTING ME"
He figured it out though
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>>170185407
>>
at what pressure do cannisters burst
>>
>clown uploads "cockroaches are human" law
>rush to snatch up the one below medical maint, saying it's dead
>start breeding em in the janitor's closet, turn the wall into a windoor desk
>floor is covered in cockroaches, everyone who passes by my desk does a double take
>eventually the closet is so full of cockroaches i have to stuff them in boxes to not have them block up the door when i try to leave
>start selling boxes full of roaches
>4 left at the end of the round
>unload them on the shuttle table to the horror of everyone present

turkey strong
>>
>>170185868
I wish robo could build rigsuit like things but not mechs, like light mechs or exosuits that can have different stats like speedboost or defence.
Like genetics but using stock parts in mixes to do differnt things.
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>>170186142
They don't. They burst if they are damaged from the outside.
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>>170186116
thrush is a bit dumb
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>>170186116
>unconscious during implant
>"THIS GUY WAS IMPLANTING ME"
Wait a minute...
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>>170186332
He probably said injected. My bad.
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>>170186283
brb making a gorillion kpa hot plasma, oxygen, n2o tank and opening it in medbay
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>>170186207
Worry not because i can also do surgery.

And R&D can craft some fancy stuff, if we ever get time, but some of it are so late game that when you craft it the shuttle is called so i can even use it properly
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>>170186436
Already been done
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>>170186164
I will buy your box of turks any day of the week.
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>>170185685
I'll look it up :)
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>>170186207
So like an Exo skeleton
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>>170186546
post turks
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>>170184798
that'd be interesting, but the abilities that are affected by darkness aura would have to be sub-abilities that you buy after getting the darkness aura itself and can't buy without the darkness aura.

like with all antags it's up to whoever got the roll whether he wants to do boring shit and get free greentext or not. i suppose you could give the ninja more stealthy objectives that discourage rampant murder as well. objectives like "bodyguard this guy" alongside other objectives, maybe.
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How do you deal with crippling loneliness spessmen?
>>
Give me an interesting wizard spell combo/strategy that's never been done before.
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>>170186453
>RnD
>lategame
u focking wot
Research is done in like 5 minutes my dude.
Your only limit is materials from miners, if you queue up a Ripley while you're doing research you'll have it ready and can just mine yourself. 20 minutes of that MAX and you can build yourself literally anything from the protolathe.
Take a minute to throw GPS's out an airlock too while you're at it and you'll inevitably find the clown roid for phazon/bananium. Your only excuse is yourself, and despite being the department with literally fucking everything available to them you STILL find a way to bitch that it's not enough.
Neck yourself and never play science again please.
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>>170187246
Accept it as the hand you've been dealt, and improve yourself despite the loneliness until you feel confident enough to seek out others comfortably.
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>>170187296
Scying orb, ethereal jaunt, subjugate everyone and get no shoes
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>>170187296
Host DnD
Don't be lynched
Pull an unfair shitty DM
Make it so they can't win against the boss, a grand arch mage by some bullshit
Be the arch mage and prove you were right
>>
>>170187779
>deep fried Tinky the Clown
You are an absolute madman, that's not possible
>>
>>170187779
where's the chicken nuggets made from the crew in chicken suits?
>>
>>170185889
>likes anime
>emo bitch

big souprice
>>
>>170188232
>uses 4chan
>belittles others for their shitty life situations

Nice!
>>
>>170187485
>what is crafting a R-UST
>what is crafting a Machine-man interface
>what is crafting a Marauder

Get out of here.
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>>170188408
>using 4chan means being emo

nah im a white male born in the first world. consider my life pretty good.
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>>170188521
Marauders are literally uncraftable without bus you fucking idiot.
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>>170185610
what's wrong with FLCL?
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>>170188597
I'm not emo, stop bring so mean to others.
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>>170188905
>tfw emo
i just want MCR to reunite
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>>170158705
WE'RE JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS
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>>170188701
untrue vox traders can get 3/4 circuits in their vending machine, and the spessmart has a chance to spawn circuits as well
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>>170187779
where's corn oil pills?
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>>170188712
Contains child abuse
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>>170187779
even if it's ironic, everything on this list gives me cancer

The only good chefs bake cakes, and lots of them.
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>>170187296
Maxed golems, magic missile and wall of fire name yourself DISCO INFERNO
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>>170189626
Circuits are worthless.
We've had this discussion twice now,see:

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13381

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/13638

Circuits exist so morons like you will buy them
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>>170189774
good thing anime isn't real
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>>170189949
>Maxed golems
Golems are the most useless shit ever. They are slow, extremely fragile, and any spell they can successfully cast will either hit the wizard too, or is useless.
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>>170190394
trump will make anime real
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>>170190578
if only, then i could marry mamimi
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>>170190535
But you need them for maximised fire and purple ball coverage.
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I miss Christmas vg already :(
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>>170189949
>>170190535
>>170190692
Literally nothing will top 4xblink and 1x buttsnatch
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>>170190692
>>170190692
After two casts, you will be dead from your own golems hitting you
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>>170190709
Halloween /vg/ was fun too.
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>>170189218
>we

No
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>>170190709
i miss thanksgiving i've been missing it for over two years
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>>170190709
I miss it too anon
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>start as a broken bad-english vox
>slowly improve over the months due to criticism, assistance, learning, and people helping IC
>now speak almost as well as anyone
character development is great
>>
Liggers when?
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>>170191539
Too bad nobody would have ever noticed if you hadn't pointed it out
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>>170190746
upgraded bound object, magic missile

hack an airlock so it can doorcrush, cut the AI wire and attach a signaller to the open wire, then bind the airlock to yourself and run around and stun people so you can summon the airlock on top of them and doorcrush them to death

in a pinch the door can be summoned to act as a wall against projectiles or incoming validhunters
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>>170191753
Character development isn't about people noticing
I only really noticed it today, looking over old logs. It's just kinda nice.
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>>170191770
meant to quote >>170187296
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>>170187296
4x blink 1x smoke and just spam both spells constantly and laugh as valid hunters shoot each other
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>>170192043
>interesting
>never been done before
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>>170192161
There's literally nothing in space that hasn't been done befo'.
Everything is just people rehashing the same old shit, over and over again. The only thing that might qualify as 'never been done before' is fucking spending every round acting like you're on bay.
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>>170192494
has >>170191770 been done before?
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>>170192494
>befo'

God you're a fag
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>>170192569
It's a meme, you dip
>>
Please post comfy music in response to this post
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>>170192772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RszchMVvbs
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>>170187296
>>170191770
Max upgraded bound object, invisibility cloak.

Put on janitor galoshes or magboots so you can run while cloaked.

Put on rad suit/helmet.

Bind supermatter shard.

Invisibly run around summoning the shard into people.


Bonus points: get mutate instead of the power upgrade for bound object (supershard is small). Whe mutated, you can't fall over from slipping, and can't be tasered, and in a pinch you can uncloak and shoot eye lasers/break through walls.
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>>170192772
botany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUVmcKcTZ4A
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>turn based mode
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>>170190004
like I said, there is a small chance of the set being completed by the spacemart
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I have a syndicate pack idea.
The Mother Russia Bleeds pack
Content:

1x Syndicate Track suit
1xNon slip Slav shoes
1xSlav Syndicate hat

1x Metal bat
1x spiked knuckles
3xVodka
1x kompot
1x hard bass weapon [acts like honk cannon]
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>>170188905
okay
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>>170192772
https://youtu.be/VB_DzygZZqA
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>>170193613
except you still need NT 5 to make the marauder itself, so good luck with that
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>>170193613
Has nothing to do with the circuits themselves.
The physical mech limbs are just not craftable. No matter how many circuits you have, you can't get the tech for the physical parts without adminbus.
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>>170192958
okay hold up one second here

does summoning the shard right on top of yourself NOT disintegrate you? do you actually have to walk into the shard to die by it?
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>>170193713
Visible squatting when?
I need it to complete my slav gimmick character.
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>>170192772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp2ihOGaweM
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>>170192772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLjE4FFYFSY
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>>170193802
That's right. Gotta run into it or touch it intentionally, or get bumped or ZAS'd into it. Summoning it with bound object just pops it into existence on the same square as you, like telescience.

You will take some hella radiation if you don't run away from it quickly though, or if you don't have a radsuit.

So a wizard could run around under invis cloak, and summon it in front of doors people are about to come through, for example, and they'd either be disintegrated or fall over from radiation. Then it's just a matter of tossing them into it to disintegrate.

Or you could run in halls and just summon it whenever someone is heading your way, disintegrating them before they realize what's happening.
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F E A T U R E S
>>
New wizard spell : Bwoink.
>Does the Bwoink sound effect
>That's it
>>
game over yeahhhh
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>>170182634
the '83 golgo movie
cromartie high school
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>>170194194
Seems pretty cool.
>>
Good thing the serb had to be restarted, this way the Geneticist's fuckup didn't matter
>>
>Click medic borg by accident
>Click cancel
>It doesn't cancel it just makes me a med borg

Don't get why this happens.
>>
S T O P

P R E S S I N G

B U T T O N S

S H I T M I N S
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>>170194350
t. cultist
>>
And so the entire station's crew had to pack into two tiny escape pods and it was very awkward for everybody.

The end.
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>>170194348
I don't get that either, or like how you can only preview four icons before it forces you to take the next one.
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>>170194309
was this something to do with half the crew being skelingtons?
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dead serb is dead
>>
>half of crew gets radiated
>niggers just take all the antitoxin from fridge instead of actual antiradiation pills
>doctors feed them antitoxin without scanning them
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>captured cultist
>all of security circlejerking around me for the deconversion
>nar-sie speaks to me: "don't go down like a bitch, start talking shit"
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>>170194748
anti-tox fixed me fine
>>
>RD uploads jew lawset
What was his goal there, was he a cultist expecting to slow silicons?
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>500 word essay due tomorrow but I can't stop playing spess
>>
Connection Failed.
This is it
Who of the coders do we have to lynch for all these recent deaths of the Serb?
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>viro cameras cut
>entire sec team storms in as fucking nothing has been happening
>box with tome and paper in locker in viro maint
>sawbones constantly trying to drag away the confirmed cultist
>prevents me from searching him for 10 minutes for literally no reason under spacelaw and SOP
>drags him to his personal IAA room
>code red finally called
>flashbang him to get everyone on the floor
>1 TILE AWAY AND HE DOESNT EVEN FUCKING FALL OVER
>take him to interrogation as he was abducting a confirmed cultist at code red
>he tables me and takes my ID as I had the decency to uncuff him
>fucks of for the rest of the entire round

angery
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>>170194748
I know I personally was a med borg because clicking cancel didn't cancel and had no idea how to play med and another guy said he was new.
One of our only people who did seem to know how to play med got brigged for... something
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>>170195036
Blame Lummox.
We're running out of memory because BYOND is shit and is leaking memory.

Supposedly BYOND 512 will fix it.
>>
SERB BACK ONLINE!
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>>170195101
Ahelp it?

An admin shouldn't play like such a shitter
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>>170195036
Not our coders, byond memory leak is to blame.
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>station enters a radiation belt
>just hang out in the kitchen in my radiation suit baking more Yellowcakes and Yellowcupcakes, listening to Knuckles the Enchilada rap
>idiot botanist died because he got trapped in grape vines and was irradiated to death

Chef is comfiest gamemode
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>>170195209
why must you hurt me like this
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>>170195209
FUCK YOU
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>>170195224
sure bro just ahelp the admin lol
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>>170195293
>>170195298
Like all men in life, I desire them (you)s.
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>tfw people just came flocking to brig for implants so there was no time to actually go on a raid
How many cultists did we even have? 5?
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>>170195101
geneticist here

It was kind of shitty that the entire sec showed up and started talking about a tome before you even found one.

I was 100% convinced someone had meta gamed when i heard search for his tome and paper.
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>>170195271
>idiot botanist died because he got trapped in grape vines and was irradiated to death
The vines snapped my neck you faggot.
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>>170195293
>>170195298
it akschually is back
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>>170195383
it actually does seem to be up now.
its doing the 30 second loading thing
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>>170195396
well the fucking captain or HoS declared manditory implants or get fucked up by SEC what did you expect
>>
its actually up
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>>170195427
i dont get that botonist. i asked him for wood because clown wanted pegleg and he said ''no med should have given me a chem dispenser''

like.. what? science and mechanics both exist to do that.
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>>170195648
Don't hoard a chem station if the chemist only ever uses one.
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>>170194835
>and then god said to him, in the moment he would fail
>'talk some shit, don't be a little bitch'
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>>170195648
>med should have given me a chem dispenser
>>170195743
>chemist only ever uses one
what
haha what
what did he mean by this??
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>>170195513
Yes, but usually fewer people come when you do that. If everyone comes it means there must be very few cultists
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>>170195743
literally just asks science or mechanics for one and maybe not only grow 1 plant that kills you
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>>170195416
there was no tome talk till we found one as far as i know
no one checked the locker nestled in viro maint until I did, whereupon we went full cultist damage control
it was a bit strange seeing the entire team come out for 1 supposed raid which just turned into cuffing 1 guy
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>>170195743
the thing is chem usually needs both, because one machine doesn't have enough juice for all the pills


and you can just ask mechanic for a fucking machine you niggerling
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>>170195902
>>170195973
>literally just asks science
I did after security broke my table and took away the chem dispenser one doctor gave me.
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>>170195356
Morena had the balls to do it. Are you a bigger bitch than a gay nigger loving neet?
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>>170196036
morena had the balls to get rule zero'd with no appeal desu
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>>170196034
the one they said in med chat you stole?
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>>170196264
Yes.
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>>170196036
you say gay and nigger loving like it's a bad ting
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>>170196221
At least he manned up and made ban requests.
>>170196345
Being gay is okay.
Worshipping hood niggers isn't.
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>>170196643
i think its ok to like black people
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>>170196643
I like to flash these niggers and weld them on lockers. make them look like the 90s college nerds
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>>170197007
Not all black people are niggers
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>>170197136
oh ok
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>>170197136
Yes, yes they are. you don't get to redefine words based on nothing.

The question is whether some niggers are OK or not.
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>>170196034
Chef here, I went and asked the Mechanic at roundstart like a good boy and spent the whole round with a nice, shiny chem dispenser.

Try that next time, numbnuts.
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>>170198463
why does chef want chem dispenser? can it give out hallucinogens or something?
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post comfy shots
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Name a better bar

I'll wait...
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>>170198607
Putting medicine in food, and some recipes require chemicals.
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>>170168964
don't you have someone to hit on in the discord? why are you here?
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>>170198607
just tricord food and stuff, at leat thats what I saw by scanning food
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>>170198659
One without 4 waifufags in it.
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>Open a firelock with a 3 kpa difference
>Slam into the wall, stay stunned for years
>Pop lungs, break skull, lose a huge amount of blood

When does everyone get magboots
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>>170198659
how'd you get rid of the cash register?
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>>170198463
im pretty sure i made it and he asked if he could take it

i was kind of confused on what to do since its like if i let him that may break rule 1 since im interfering but if i dont im impeding his job and interfering by taking a thing he wants

i think letting him take it was right or at the very least i didnt personally care if he took it outside of law stuff since i can just generate infinite resources via magic mommi thingy
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>>170198659
should be like that by default
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>>170198770
>unbolt
>law 2 drag this to the captain's office
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>>170198807
when you map it
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>>170198773
>>170198463
Mechanic here, I actually made a total of 3 chem dispensers that round.
1 for cargo
1 for chemistry (this was the one I stole from you)
1 for chef
1 for myself.
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>>170198741
MAGBOOTS ARE A STATION-WIDE RIGHT
UNTIL ZAS IS NERFED
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>>170198807
but then where is the fun in improving it
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>>170198659
name a better club
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>>170198616
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>>170198892
autolathe and toys
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>>170198741
you don't get slammed until the pressure difference reaches like 30kpa
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>>170198770
you can just wrench and pull like everything else pretty sure
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>>170195648
it's an absolute disgrace for anyone to give botanist a chem dispenser. they're in the best position to ghettochem whatever they need. If they ask for a chem dispenser then it just goes to show that they're unrobust shitters with no creativity.
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>>170198741
Don't open firelocks
>>
>>
STOP
THE
FUCKING
LE
SUDDEN
RUSH
OF
VBFGDMNJTGKERJNFSDKL
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>>170199134
that's not a very helpful suggestion, anon
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>>170198893
7/10
1 point deduction for fucking up the windows
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>>170199180
Firelocks are there for a reason
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>>170198773
If you want to be super strict law-following MoMMI I think the procedure is to ignore him until he interacts with the dispenser and then let him take it.
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>>170198915
>the perfect alignment and spacing of the rice omelettes and drinks
>vox without hardsuit
>plants
>jukebox
>comfy and well-done rug
>tea table
>organization and nothing on the floor
holy shit it's a wet dream
>>
Anyone know what the fuck the tracksuit uniform is under?
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>>170199207
yeah I agree on the windows but that wasn't my fault, I promise.
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>>170199524
Bland as fuck. Even I've done better and I've never managed to finish a bar.
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>>170199292
It is very, very often necessary to open firelock doors in order to reach escape, or to simply navigate around the station late into the round. Never opening firelock doors is a fantastic way to remain stranded in the cafeteria while the rest of the crew is having a pizza party on the rescue shuttle.
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>>170198659
That's the best darn bar I've ever seen, is it possible to make a more comfy place than that? Jesus has come again and he makes ss13 bars on /vg/ apparently...
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>>170199653
Then don't complain when you open a firelock into a VERY clearly depressurized area then get flung around
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>>170199656
>comfy
>populated by a man in a maid suit, a crossdressing homogay, a shitty excuse for a doctor, and a chaplain
wrong
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>>170199901
Post a comfier bar then
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>>170199303
i just dont want to be bwoinked
i want to do law 2 but law 1's unclearness and it being above it really doesn't help.
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>>170199621
I was going for minimal and muted...
I wasn't very good at revamping the actual bar.
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>>170198616
That's the saddest pic i've seen in all day.
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>>170199747
It's not always obvious which rooms are depressurized and which ones aren't-sometimes the breech is beyond your line of sight. Other times it's necessary to pass through a breeched area in order to reach escape/arrivals.
Also, I'm not the anon who was initially complaining about it, although I am defending the necessity of opening firelock doors.
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>>170199901
>GRAAAH I HATE FUN
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>>170199901
>a man in a maid suit, a crossdressing homogay
that adds +10 to my rating though
that means it's 20/10
comfy + free cuteboys
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>>170200086
I think it's sweet. Sad, but sweet. Poor plasmaman is so disliked only the dead populate their bar.
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>>170200075
>cat ears
-5/10
the worst catbeast is the catbeast that choose to be one.
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>>170200126
>sometimes the breech is beyond your line of sight

Firelocks with flashing lights aren't

>Other times it's necessary to pass through a breeched area in order to reach escape/arrivals

Then take the necessary precautions to prevent being ZASed or ASK FOR HELP.

Pro-tip: Examining a firelock shows the pressure difference
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>>170200241
firehazard/10
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>>170200075
>Harvey Z

Best husbando!
Also mine~
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>>170199305
Thanks, I have a lot of experience being autistic.
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>>170200303
>not dressing up as a cat maid for your cat and doggo cafe
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>>170200563
my heart
when can i marry this vox husbando and make bakeries with him
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>>170200356
>Then take the necessary precautions to prevent being ZASed or ASK FOR HELP.
To my knowledge, the only thing you can do is have magboots or eat that glitched food from the vending machine.
Also, asking for help isn't the best of ideas in a variety of situations (lowpop murderbone, station in "chicken with head cut off" mode, etc.) Also isn't viable when you're locked in a room alone without Comms (or otherwise no one is going to listen to your cries for help.)
>>
SHODAN more like SHO-can't
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>>170200749
Lockers and chairs
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>>170200608
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>>170200832
>FUCK IT GO LOUD
>5 mins later his borgs are dead
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>>170200851
oh, that's a good idea. the station's pretty heavily populated with lockers.
but in that case, why'd you tell him never to open firelock doors then if there's a pretty straightforward solution there?
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>>170201047
>5 mins
No, they had already flash-spammed us by then.
It just took them five whole minutes to stuff us into lockers and weld them.
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>>170199305
That's a cute birderino
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>>170201084
Because generally, it's just better for everyone when you don't open firelocks.
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>>170200732
you're about 2 years too late
he reverted to his original form of an even more autistic staticnamer
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>>170201405
TAXI
BAR
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>>170159051
E-gads this... used to play this game a couple years back. had tones of fun. ended up quitting because only the long termers knew how any game mechanics worked, nothing was ever updated on the wiki, and no one would share anything. It's a recipe for high cancer. You're little hugbox of a game is fun but there is way too much reward for being an oldfag with a name.
>>
>>170201567
ok
>>
everyone's posting their construction autism
the only autism i'm any good at is making tons and tons and tons of food
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>>170201498
>tfw taxi bar was only 4x4
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>>170201567
>bumping your own copy pasta
OK
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>>170201405
RIP
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>>170201832
Get real nerdo
>>
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>>170201849
Don't worry anon morena will be unbanned by the end if the year
>>
>>170202352
that's solarious in the picture
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>>170202543
Why'd you say rip then?
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>>170202632
solarious is dead too
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>>170202632
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>>170202723
rip is usually said for somebody you like or respect though
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>>170202823
well maybe they like them too i dont know i'm not the one who said rip
are you a morena fan by any chance
>>
>>170202784
Anyone else expect pain to be lying about the complaints?
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>>170201928
>Sleeper and scanner aren't parallel to eatchother
>No effort to make a better floor
>Random book, two salt shakers, a plastic bag, 3 molten candles, a random dirty plate, wood and a botany bag laying around for no reason
>Blue chairs
>Beer on the floor
>engie crates laying around
>meatbread and goofcooking cookies
>CMO outside of medbay
>Pink haired waifu engineer
>Visible piping through walls
>Blunts

Its like a visible form of uncomfy cancer
>>
>>170202924
Doesn't matter if they are, they can't appeal lol
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>>170202907
i like them :>
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>>170203190
that's pretty gay dude
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>>170202784
Delete this
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>>170203846
Make me
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>>170201752
this is proper autism.
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>>170199151
>dead clown.
nice.
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>>170205140
It's not a spess picture without a dead or otherwise abused clown.
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>tfw commmunistcast goes full retard
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Why does nobody care about the solarious and kuranon metateam?
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how do you *deathgasp
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Anyone have a link to that wiki page that has the dumb ahelps on it?
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why does sec even have a jail? Just put everyone inside locked lockers
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what was the name of evangelyne's boyfriend again?
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>>170210081
Hyun Ae
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>>170209090
Hi nuke
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>>170209835
You can resist out
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>>170210210
I watched that movie today
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>>170210210
every day a little closer to demolition man
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>>170210216
welded lockers too?
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>>170210319
yep.
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>>170210319
Yep
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>>170210210
>borg accidentally shoots his taser in the hallway
>apologizes to the person it almost hit
>hits me in an invisibility cloak
>borg just stands there then decides to drag my cloak away
>shoots another taser at me
>run to the other hallway
>beepsky and chloral lady instantly down me
>dragged to brig and placed in a cryopod
>waiting for them to either borg me or kill me
>after 5 minutes they drag me out and shoot me with a shotgun, then put me back in
>they didnt even take my clothes off, so the cryo mix is taking its sweet ass time healing me
>ghost myself at the end of the round anyway

that's really not cool, why wouldn't you just kill and borg me?
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>be miner
>mine 15 diamonds
>:u "Alright guys, I got 3 diamond drills. I'm putting the extra 2 on the table next to the ore processor
>return to science with another shipment
>see the RD fabricating more diamond drills for my miner buddy
>say "Stop. We don't need more diamond drills."
>miner buddy says "Yeah, they have no idea."
>RD tells us both to leave for insinuating that sci is incompetent without our bags of holding even though that was just my miner buddy (probably doesn't help that all miners look alike in their hardsuits)
>miner bro says "fine, we won't give you any materials then"
>send RD PDA about it
>RD responds to my PDA messages with " "

I just want to mine reeeeee
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>all non violent wizards
>all waifus flirting in the holodeck
>revs for no reason and a ton of non antag murder

shit round
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>>170210216

When cuffed, not out of cages.

That's how you recognise metagayming security. They have at least 5 cages. It's a bug.
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>>170210319
>>170209835
lets just cut to the chase.

Question
>Why doesn't Security just strip all prisoners and disposal them into an infinite disposal loop or 1x1 room from which it is physically impossible to escape

Answer
>That's gay as fuck, dude. We're not here to "win" we're here to roleplay on a space station and no matter how far away from that some people are, we're all taking part in some part of roleplay even if it's putting a prisoner in a cell instead of spacing them.
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>>170210470
He said lockers dumb dumb
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>>170210360
there was mix in those pods, that was a cryo prison made to keep prisoneers sleeping forever
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>coup d'état
nice round
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>>170210527
jesus christ how horrifying
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>>170210360
Oh man taht fucking sucks
>>
>join early round as observer
>54 players
>nothing going on for the beginning handful of minutes
>notice a wizardly name in haunt list
>watch the wizard preparing to assault the station
>he teleports to cap office, gets lasered to husk by unarmored captain while standing there doing nothing
>captain immediately alerts the crew and authorizes armory handouts, ordering new guns, quickly sets AI to NT lawset
>admin sends a shuttle with a little trophy in it for the crew
>admin then manually spawns another wizard: the same guy who was the first wizard
>he teleports to the librarian and dies instantly again, lasered to husk by captain
>admin spawns himself as a wizard in the vacant office to do a "magic show"
>lots of heavily armed crew shuffles in and sits in the prepared seats, watching and behaving
>magic tricks are done
>the captain lasers the wizard admin into husk
>admin asks deadchat folks to pray to become wizard
>zero chance of anything straightforward working at this point, the crew is so armed, wary, and organized
>have an idea anyway
>pray
>admin recommends I do a snarky "pretend you're totally not a wizard, then cast this customized clown curse on people" gimmick
>reply that I was gonna just <idea>
>admin doesn't like <idea>, tries to convince me to be a snarky clown curser, who will probably die pretty instantly
>respond and recommend he choose someone else
>admin says I'm the only one who prayed
>oh, uh, okay, but I really like <idea>
>get spawned as a wizard
>check with admin one last time to make sure <idea> is okay
>naw, just do clown cursing. It's funny!
>okay
>buy two apprentices, use customized clown curse spellbook admin spawned for me, and use last spellbook points to buy three invisibility cloaks
>we teleport to station to begin covert invisi-clowncurse operations
>I curse like 5 people and then beepsky sees me while i'm invisible in medbay about to curse a fool
>half a dozen armed crewmen converge and shoot me to pieces instantly

Eh.
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>>170210527
why not borg the wizards?
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>>170210524

And I said cages, you raging homosexual of below average intelligence.
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>>170210665
That's an entirely different subject

>Why don't we just ride around dogs
Because their spines aren't designed for it
>BUT YOU CAN RIDE ON HORSES
No shit Sherlock
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>>170210210
>Get clowned
>VALIDS LOCATED
>Find out my target was taken to Cryo-Prison
>Fight the mechanic who built it because he keeps trying to stop me beating the wizard to death with my bare hands in pure PCP rage
>He disposals me after putting me in a pod
>Break out and get back to the violence
>Finally cuff the mechanic and he watches as I go fucking ham on the wizard's face, Sin City style.
>He tries to fix my clown curse but gives me a bunch of disabilities instead
>Swallow ryetalyn, commit suicide rather than live life as a clown

Although for real that was a pretty shit thing to do to the wizards. Just borg or kill them.
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>>170210382
This is how the average research department treats the rest of the station. Miners are only the exception because they need miners.

There should be some kinda button somewhere on the station that if 1/3rd of the crew or two heads push it, jettisons research into space.
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>>170210398
>all non violent wizards

The first two wizards were the same guy who died instantly both times due to unrobustness. The third wizard was the admin doing a magic show gimmick. Fourth wizard was told by admin to do a nonviolent gimmick, and shared the gimmick with two apprentices.
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>>170210721

>That's an entirely different subject

No. It's related.
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>>170210527
That's just kind of shitty man.
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>>170210804
>MUH HORSES ARE RELATED WE'RE TALKING ABOUT RIDING THINGS

Just fuck off already no one gives a shit about you trying to look intelligent, the man asked a question not related to cages.

Damn nigga I shouldn't even be feeding you (you)s, all this is obviously desperation for attention.
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>>170210382
i was wondering why you were saying ''we didnt call you incompetant'' in science chat

>>170210360
i actually had a borg body waiting nearly the entire round you could have used too, since dee asked to be borged and didn't and the captain threatened to demote me if i didn't borg the wizard they apparently put in my room without saying anything i just gave to med because i thought it was a guy in a costume
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>trinity is on

ay let me know when he leaves
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>>170210780
wtf you stupid faggot, you can fix being a clown with rye
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>>170210509
then why does sec tasecuff people instead of asking if they surrender? obviously they are trying to 'win'
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>>170211001
I LOVE TRINITY
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>>170210853
>>170210629
>>170210574
Cryo prisons aren't supposed to be fun. They are the maximum punishment one can take besides execution.
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>>170211001
What's wrong with Trinity?
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>>170210597
><idea>
????
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>>170211132
why not just borg the wizards

they're supposed to be killed, not held in prisons
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>>170211001
>the only decent sec we've had in months
When did you get robbusted?
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>>170211205
character limits, it's not important, but I was gonna spend all my spellbook points turning the entire crew into wizards.
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>>170211301
sounds shit
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>>170211289
hah
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>>170211132
It's worse than execution you fucking retard, you're denying them the ability to do anything else in the round for quite a while. At least if someone got executed they could join in as a diona or a borer or some shit to have fun for a while instead of just being forced to ghost and get mad in deadchat
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>>170211245
You're not my dad
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I had a terrible round as Captain...Terrible.
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>>170211301
but being a wizard is lame why do you think no one else prayed
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>>170211132
Literally for what purpose. I can understand using it for greytide shitters but antags? They're just doing the role they've been assigned, just fuckin' kill them.
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>>170211438
I never said it was better than death. But yeah, it's a non-harmful way of dealing with valids without triggering ASIMOV :^)
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>>170211021
Close. They're not trying to lose. They are acting on years of evidence that if a man is guilty or even if he's not guilty he's just a shithead, he will run and hide for the next 30 minutes. And sec doesn't have 30 minutes to search for one guy that hacked a door.
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>>170211396
More shit than being railroaded into running around nonviolently clown cursing a heavily armed and armored crew, lusting for more valids?

>>170211474
After that mess, I feel less desire to play wizard again, myself.
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>>170211696
>They are the maximum punishment one can take besides execution.
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>>170210934
>nigga
>nigga
>nigga
>nigga
>nigga
>nigga
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>>170212165
Back to /pol/ faggot.
Ebonics is eventually going to worm more and more into the english language and colloquial parlance, and there's nothing you can do about it, so quit crying.
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>>170212310
>Ebonics
>nigs
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>>170212310
Umm calling it ebonics is racist. You're supposed to call it African American Vernacular

Thanks :)
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>>170212424
Ebonics
aka
niggerspeak.
As black people and their admittedly shitty culture and mannerisms become more integrated and commonplace in society, so will the grammar inherent to it.
>>
>>170212528
The worst part about this, is that it's actually real and not just a shitpost.
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>>170211001
I want to play sec with trinity!
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Is there a way to remove your own limbs without killing yourself?
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>I vant to fack the boy with vooman character blah
it's called grindr, it's not expensive.
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>>170213504
Just hack them off. As soon as your limb is removed all damage is removed with it. You can cut off 3 limbs and be 100% healthy assuming you don't miss and slash your groin.
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>>170213504
you can start with them amputated, if its for a gimmick. chances are, you'll crit yourself before you even get close.
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>>170213504
be a diona
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>>170213620
What possibly could cut off a limb before you start feeling pain except for an HF blade?
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THIS JUST IN
CODERBUS PLANNING TO SHUT OUT PLAYERS SO THEY CAN UNILATERALLY MERGE SHITTY CHANGES WITH NO DISSENT
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>>170214035
butchers knife maybe
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>>170214035
fireaxe
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>>170214091
>more effectively moderate
What did he mean by this?
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>>170214091
Imagine being this made over people saying your changes to vox raiders is bad.
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>>170214694
shut out dissidents
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>>170214694
N3X15 gets his panties in a twist whenever someone disagrees with him, so he wants to move to a different issue tracker where he can just silence people whose opinions he doesn't like.
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>>170214091
>tfw /vg/ has gone full fash
Why can my dreams be realized only in the places where they shouldn't?
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>>170214091
probe said it's not happening and nexis is just in lala land
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>>170211706
The real answer is that sex players are the real shitters of the station
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>>170214091
This is what you get for flooding PRs with stupid shit about your favorite powergame method.
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>>170214797
>nexus is a thin skinned faggot that can't take a hint
In other news, water is wet, our server is shit and our collabs are retarded
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>>170214960
>implying Probe has any hold over the coders
N3X15 is just underneath Pomf in terms of power, which means Pomf himself is our only bulwark against N3X's fascism.
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>>170215129
>>implying a collaborator has any hold over the collaborators
hmmm
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>>170214960
Probe doesn't know shit and has no authority that the collaborators don't give him
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>>170200126
It's always obvious which doors are pressurized: the ones with firelocks down. And if that isn't enough, you can shift click examine them and it will tell you exactly what the pressure is on both sides. Carelessness the only reason to ZAS yourself with a firelock and it gets me every time.
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>>170214091
>he's a coder
>on /vg/station
>he does it for free
>he's bald
>he got so mad when people criticized him for forcing weighted map voting that he threw a tantrum and quit
>he came crawling back months later like nothing happened
>proceeded to get so angry at people shitposting about his gamemode change that he closed the PR and is trying to move the codebase to a moderation system where he can just remove people who offend him
N3X15 would probably spend all day pulling his hair out if he had any.
What the fuck is he doing on a 4chan server if he's got such thin skin?
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>>170215553
Probe IS a collaborator.
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>>170215502
There's a significant power gap between the senior collaborators and the rest.
Why do you think Clusterfack got away with so much shit?
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>>170215708
He's not a real collaborator. He has no skills that make him worthy of being a collaborator.
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>>170215708
Probe knows nothing about code and only plays the role of Mr. Merge Fairy for PRs that an ACTUAL collaborator approves.
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>>170215738
Because he put in significantly more time managing the github than anyone else?
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>>170215738
>>170215868
>>170215960
He's a real collaborator. This is a picture of Probe on GitHub.
Cluster can do literally nothing that probe can't because they have access to the same collab tools.
Neither can un-collab the other. Neither can force the GitHub in a certain state indefinitely because the other can change it. Neither can prevent the other from merging, closing, or reverting any PR. Stop getting your panties in a bunch.
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>>170216098
Look.

If Nexis says, "we're going to use a new website to hold our code from now on" and Probe says "no we aren't", guess whose opinion matters.

The github is a meritocracy and Probe's skills do not warrant any authority whatsoever.
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>>170216098
We're talking about what they can socially do with regard to administrating the codebase, not what they can functionally do on Github.
If N3X15 tries to move us to a new issue tracker with heavier moderation, Probe isn't going to be able to stand in his way. It has nothing to do with the abilities of their accounts on github.com.
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>>170216243
>guess whose opinion matters
Neither's. It's not their repository or server and they can't force that.
>>
IS N3X15 A BITCH?
VOTE HERE!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12472836

Message delivered by a loyal Nanotrasen employee.
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>>170214091
>when you're even less tolerant of :-1: than deitylink so you try to dismantle the entire peer review structure of a long running community project to further separate yourselves from the right-brained rabble and get back at the 3-5 people who might have been around when you used to be hosting
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>>170216363
Probe has more weight to throw around than most people and Nexis can still be outnumbered and outvoted
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>>170216373
How laughably naive.
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>>170216373
>It's not their repository or server and they can't force that.
Right, it's Pomf's.

And if N3X15 is telling Pomf to move our code to the new website and Probe is telling Pomf not to, guess which one Pomf is more likely to listen to?
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contribute to the wiki
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>>170216535
What pages could use contribution?
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>>170216458
>and Nexis can still be outnumbered and outvoted
Not if he removes voting altogether.
N3X15 is in the same "all players are idiots and our enlightened opinions are the only ones that matter, therefore democracy has no place here" club as Cluster and PJB.
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>>170216458
>probe has more weight to throw around than most people

I'd rate him far below even a headmin in terms of how much his opinion is respected, especially in the coding community. You'd be better off by asking any other single collaborator what they think about it than Probe, because his opinion would be at the bottom of all of them.
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>>170216461
How extraordinarily empty.
>>170216465
Are we talking about the same Pomf who's told Cluster & Co. in the past when to fuck off with their gay shit?
Neither.
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>>170216535
I did earlier today
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>>170216680
>pomf getting involved in any conflict ever
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>>170216465
he's more likely to pic related and go back to the drug coffin
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>>170216680
The only time Pomf ever told off the collaborators was for merging the lockbox change after a player poll voted in favor of it. Doesn't exactly say much.
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>>170216794
Pic related
>>170216819
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/64
Players voted in favour of the lockbox change and Cluster merged it. Pomf then told him that was fucking stupid.
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>>170217005
So, all pomf did was encourage him to ignore player polls?
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>>170217114
>Implying he wouldn't anyway when it suits his own opinion
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>>170217267
Did he ever before that?
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>>170217385
I dunno, but we're clearly just shitposting at this point so does it matter?
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>>170217437
I like my shitposting refined and informative, this isn't reddit.
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>>170217005
Why can't the fucking coders and admins just get it through their heads that playerpolls are a terrible idea but conflicting opinions on the discord are good.

We're a fucking server full of shitters, do they not understand that every time there is a poll that people will vote for whatever pisses people off the most? I mean shit, nearly every time there is an admin poll in game people vote only for the meme option.
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>>170217385
Don't know about server polls, but he has ignored Github votes on numerous occasions when it suited him.
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>>170217114
To be fair, it was barely a win, and on the emojicracy no had a huge lead.

Also it was fucking retarded.
>I got killed by a cargo tech with a gun, better code so it doesn't happen again.
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>>170217762
At least polls get some kind of result. Trying to have a reasonable discussion always devolves into a shouting match with neither side budging because whether an addition is good or bad is largely subjective.
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>>170217793
Github "polls" are the most bullshit and easy to rig things that I've ever seen.
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>>170217923
>Trying to have a reasonable discussion always devolves into a shouting match with neither side budging because whether an addition is good or bad is largely subjective.
Hello redd!t.
>>
post the best gay baby jails
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>>170217936
How are they easier to rig than server polls?
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>>170217965
I'm speaking from experience.
Have you seen our Github?
>>
>>170212556

Normal people are fucking disgusting. Sub-normal people even more so. Sub-normal things becoming normal is despicable and better men will never accept that.
>>
>>170217923
I've seen many cases on our github actually come to a conclusion that suits all sides through small compromises or people brainstorming ideas.

That was all before emoji voting took over though, because now you either have to take something or leave it, COMPROMISE MEANS YOU LOSE.
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>>170217967
The best gay baby jail is literally just solitary with the paper removed
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>>170218060
>virtue-signalling this hard
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>>170218062
what on earth is emoji voting?
>>
>>170217974
People trading votes to each other on PRs "I'll upvote yours if you upvote mine". People making multiple accounts to vote, which any vote over 10 people you can no longer see all the people voting. Sending it to friends who you know will support the PR, or claiming that something is a vote when a nonrepresentative number of people are going to see it, the antag clown PR is a good example of that.

Not to mention the fact that people using it to justify absolutism where "since we have 51% of the vote, we don't need to change this anymore it is perfect as is".
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>>170217967
Assistcurity
>>170201293
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>>170217520
Well hey, I can't do you for ignoring a dirct playpoll because neither of these ever had those but here's him ignoring bauds' emojicracy:
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9637
And here's him ignoring Probe's midround votes:
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/9226
As an apology for neither featuring a player poll, both of them are self-merged
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>>170218301
Github added 5 "reactions" which include thumbs up, thumbs down, laugh, hooray, and confused.

People take thumbs up and thumbs down as "upvote/downvote" and then treat github as though it is reddit, and if something has a 11-10 lead it therefore should be merged, and if something is 10-11 it therefore should be closed.
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>>170218432
That sucks. Consensus-via-lowest-common-denominator is why reddit is flooded with memetic ideas.
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>>170218408
Did you read the toolbox PR you linked?

Because if you did you would see that in it, he didn't ignore bauds vote, he actually did EXACTLY what Bauds' vote said to do, and then merged it.
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>>170218282
>some retarded post-truth term

Whatever you want, you disgusting 'person'.
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>>170218620
Actually, I just skimmed it in part and went "good enough" because loading 20 PRs with over 100 comments took my old pc to glacial
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>>170218784
It's actually funny because everyone gave him shit for that even though he 100% caved and did what people told him to do
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>>170217005
>"this is akin to adding fucking critical hits to attacks"

But attacks do have critical hits
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>>170218858
Self-merging in general is looked down upon, regardless of people's opinions of the PR itself.
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>>170218964
While I agree that self merging should be looked down on and avoided, you can clearly see that clusterfack was the only person merging anything for nearly a full year regardless of who created it.
>>
>>170218696
>/pol/ disowning it's own meme because it can be used against them
Okay sure kid.
>>
The telesci wiki page says that there's a chance of teleporting crazy shit into the room, is that true?
>>
>>170219471
It's
really
really
really small
And only if the teleport fizzles
>>
So is this general only for /vg/ station or is TG station relevant here as well?
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>>170219657
TGstation has no general on 4chan anymore, they used to have one on /tg/ but they intentionally removed themselves from 4chan entirely.

TL;DR /vg/station only
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>>170162758
You're an idiot
>>
The Discord post about me talking about considering moving issues to gitlab was removed for some reason, but it looks like that was an opinion that only I had. No one else on the coding team agrees that closing off the issue tracker and making it invite-only would be beneficial.

I apologize if that's how it came across.
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>>170219806
ok
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>>170219806
We give you a hard time, but we still love you N3X15.
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>>170219806
You're right we need to get talking about the real enemy again, PROBE
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>>170219806
You're a retard, Nexis. Fuck off with your fascist bullshit. Your opinion means jack in the face of the community, and trying to close off github to anyone who isn't your friend is unacceptable.
Just fuck off back to /egg/ and don't come back.
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>>170219657
Other stations do sometimes get posted about, but 95% of posts are about /vg/ station without mentioning other servers.

This is basically for /vg/station discussion with a healthy amount of shitting on other servers for being different
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>>170220157
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>>170220157
Fuck off.

>>170219535
We should jack this up. I've never seen it happen ever.

>>170220149
Reminder that I merged over 9000 untested PRs today and banned your waifu.
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>>170219806
>>170220157
After today's disruption, I urge both sides to put aside the rhetoric, get round the negotiating table and stop it from happening again.
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>>170220519
>banned my waifu.
You mother fucker
>>
There is a large group of players who:

>...use 'me' instead of 'say' when communicating
>...randomly attack people with tools, toolboxes or just punch them, but never get noticed because they're so unrobust
>...empty the cryo mix whenever it's decent to be 'funny'
>...kill fellow revs/cultists/syndies because they think that this is OK
>...as a syndi, spend all TC on some gimmick for themselves (think minigun), regardless of collective plans
>...as a traitor, tell others they're traitors and just need an HoP jumpsuit or some shit
>...as a chaplain, go around hitting everyone with their bible (easily 10+ times if you don't react), and get upset and ahelp you if you welderlock / break their skulls because of it
>...as a medbay-er chloral whoever walks in to treat himself and says nothing
>...as a medbay-ey chloral whoever decides to get into chemistry and start producing drugs to help out a completely medicine-free medbay (and has even announced that they'd do so)
>...as an engineer, toolbox people to death for breaking into engineering
>...weldertank security, because they've been arrested for greytiding and released after 5 minutes
>...go braindead over 3 minute sentences
>...validhunt so hard, they'll kill a non-paramedic who exits maint, dragging a corpse (while they've usually just found them and are returning their remains to medbay)

I could go on.
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>>170220519
Oh great probe is merging more shit from goofball, wonderful.

Fuck you probe you're a cancer.
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>>170221215
Isn't he repo banned? I think he is. I'm 99.9% sure he is.
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>>170221183
>all of that
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>>170221215
Goofball is literally banned from the github.
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>>170221445
Yeah he had to be repobanned because your merging of his dumb shit kept attracting him back.
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>>170221215
>>170220157
>>170221489
nice shitposts friend
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Stop? Stop? You want me to stop? You think I have the luxury to stop? You ban my metafriend like a greytide shitter and you tell me to STOP!? No one STOPS!! It's way too late to STOP! No one... STOOOOOPS!!
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Why is probe even a collabator? He hasn't coded jack shit of anything good, he can't review code, he doesn't know when something is good to be merged or not, and he's a pushover.
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>>170221665
>>170221215
>>170221489
>>170220157
>>170221183
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /ss13g/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on here who doesn't go full retard or spend all their time shitposting. Every fucking day in the 2 years that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /xivg/, you are no better than /wowg/ and I bet even /ksg/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
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>>170221747

No one cares.

>>170221814

Not Probe.
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>>170221814
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>>170221814

What does that last post you referred to even have to do with anything?

See you back soon.
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>>170221489
No that doesn't really make sense. I didn't catch why or when but it was recent and it was almost undoubtedly because of his constant shitposting on github.

Me merging an a* optimization test that didn't work but only affected a single round 3 months ago isn't on anyones radar anymore but yours desu.
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>>170222680
Can you ban some of the other github shitposters as well?

Theplapatin
Yclatious
Fudgepacker
etc etc.
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>>170223026
prove they're shitposters and not just autists
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>>170223026
Only Pomf can repoban people, and as far as I know there is not a single person who has been repobanned
Imagebard/DoctorMad got banned entirely from GitHub due to stuff he did on our repo, but wasn't actually banned specifically from the repo
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>>170223026
>plapatin
wew, that guy is still around? Isn't he like triple autist permabanned from the server or was that a different plapatin?
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>>170223179
Yes, Plapatin was turbobanned.
It's unclear whether or not ThePlapatin actually is Plapatin or not, though
Very possibly just someone memeing with their name
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>>170223312
>It's unclear whether or not ThePlapatin actually is Plapatin or not
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>>170223179
It's someone using his name to stay anonymous
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>>170223167
Goofball has been repobanned.
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>>170223552
Wow, really? I thought that was just a meme.
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>>170223552
>>170223608
He got repobanned for this pr
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13976

and mostly for the lulz
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what other generals does /ss13g/ browse?
I go on /tf2g/ frequently
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>>170224039
The ones with the most lewds
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>>170198915
Ciki?
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>>170224039
/egg/ and /dfg/
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>>170224039
>tfw almost posted boards instead of generals
I just float around to whatever general is related to the game I'm currently bingeing on.
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>>170224170
I swear I should know what that game is. source?
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>>170201752
I remember that day, it was a honor to produce a shitload of ingredients for you with Reica.
Sorry for beating you to death recently
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>>170224039
/egg/, /dfg/, /rwg/ and the occasional trip to /rlg/
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>>170224039
/dog/
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2hotdogs was right
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>>170224039
/mbg/
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>>170224564
this is nexis
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>>170221814
this is from /trash/
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>>170224039
/feg/ is a nice place
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>>170224315
clang
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>>170224546
It's okay
You accepted the mistakes and it all worked out so that's all that matters, have a nice night
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>>170224039
/egg/, occasionally /tesg/ when I have a question
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>>170225295
How good is that game? I'd buy it if it wasn't in early access.
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>>170225537
It's one of the best games in early access.
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>>170224039
/xivg/
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>>170225707
But why?
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>>170225537
Worth buying in early access.

I feel the same way as you and only buy an early access game if it's from a trusted developer.

They didn't do the usual route of "shovelware but might be good eventually". They had their own site, their own forum, and sold the game for a year or two in early access until they considered their game ready for Steam. It isn't finished yet but even on the day it first came to Steam it was in a state that this could be the final game and it'd be a satisfactory purchase. Every update since then has only made what was already good even better. If the next update that should be coming between now and June isn't the last one, then it's gotta be near the end because they've already put in the game as it will be and they're only refining concepts now.

The modding community is insane too. You'll eventually run out of content but the insane amount of mods and depth they add is outside description
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>>170225774
because i don't have the patience to lurk /v/ constantly waiting for a thread and i'm in one of the FCs so i love their drama
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>>170225296
strawberrytan i love you
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>>170189787
>spent a round baking cakes without a botanist, so back and forth between rooms
>two people decided to try and infest the kitchen with cockroaches for no fucking reason, even putting eggs under the cakes so I had to constantly alt click all my tables
>accidentally leave dessert out while I leave for 5 minutes and it ate half my total food
>also relentlessly haunted by some faggot that wanted me to find his body no the asteroi? and had to unscrew all the light switches around
That round was a nightmare
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I wonder what the next set of trialmins will look like. Who would make a good min?
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>>170227682
Me, your favorite random namer.
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>>170227682
Me, Emilia!
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>>170227682
I'd love to but seeing as the admins always bitch about never getting to play seems like a huge negative.

Also I'd probably end up shitting on some static shitter and get deamined pretty fast
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>>170227682
>>170227863
>Me, Emilia!
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=3501
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>>170227956
I will try again and Rin will be my witness after the round is over~
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>>170166550
Just on a "social" server. Played on a bunch of RP ones before that.
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>lights flicker
>power stutters
>afraid to play this game or any game due to potential power loss

JUST GO OUT ALREADY FUCK
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>>170226380
I'm not strawberrytan what the fuck are you talking about
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>>170228131
L-lewd
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>>170229024
o-oh i thought you were, sorry...
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>>170227936
At first that's kind of true because becoming an admin is like unlocking a new job for the game and you're inundated with buttons and tasks and it's interesting. But you're not obligated to admin more than you play and as long as you admin enough that people actually see you do it we rarely get on people over not volunteering enough.

You have to flake pretty hard. Like even harder than Dizor.

Also top kek at static namer protection. They're even more likely to get banned because people recognize them as someone who pulled the same bullshit before and are inclined to ahelp recurring shittery.
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>>170230610
is he dabbing???
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>>170230938
Thanks for ruining that image now give me your ckey I'm gonna "promote" you to "admin". Permanently.
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>>170230610
Don't talk shit about dizor, he'll make space thicc again.

I bet you're one of those futafags probe
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>>170231046
i'm already banned
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>>170231073
thicc posters need to die, especially you carsh
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>>170231350
You can't prove it was me.
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>>170231394
you just outed yourself, idiot
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>>170231073
>dizor will never finish this image
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>static name for a year
>never see yourself posted
>only stories of yourself
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>>170231724
>only had to static name for two weeks to become a meme that took over a year to die
it's not that good senpai
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>>170231805
Is that you dana?
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Post stories of robustness

>be clown
>low pop
>decide to steal Ian
>hack the HoPs door
>take Ian on a tour of the station
>HoP chasing me
>gets Ian back into the office
>hack the door WHILE dodging the taser gun from the HoP
>steal Ian again
>HoP gives up and gives me full access
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>>170231805
Same problem, the memes get old.
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Please dont tell me the serb is kill literally 30 seconds before the round ends
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serb?
>>
MUH
FUCKING
GREENTEXT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>170231892
blueberry posting was like two people and it died pretty fast. some creepo who wrote like 3 porn novels for the library and freakinabonk, i don't think i've even seen it in like 6 months
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>>170232328
Eh Happened the other day
>>
ree
>>
IT'S TIME
BLOW THE SERB
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>>170232356

BUT I WANTED TO KNOW WHO THE TRAITORS WERE
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>>170232347
what's freakinabonk?
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>>170232328
the serb is kill literally 30 seconds before the round ends
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>>170232392
BLOB*
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>>170232398
/logs/

also crash log/trace when
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I felt like I was on hyperzine that entire round
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>>170232410
shiggys apprentice
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Holy shit what a round

That autistic AI
That fucking clown
That spergy captain
That HoS meltdown

100000/10
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That round went on for too long. The fuck were the traitors doing?
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>>170232480
THE LOGS AREN'T UP YET
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To their credit, cargo actually used those guns when the blob arrived.
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>>170232538
Well you need to be patient sempai. The difference of you knowing and not knowing makes no difference, only to your feelings.
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>>170232595
>HEY WE NEED GUNS
>HOLD ON LET ME SHUT OFF THIS EMITTER AND WAIT 10 MINUTES WHILE THE GENERATORS POWER DOWN
>NEVERMIND TO LATE WE'RE ALL DEAD
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http://pastebin.com/vPP2Jcay
YOU ARE GOING TO READ IT I SWEAR TO GOD
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>>170232725
yeah i mean theres a tonne of other ways you can shield off an area while also having it easily accessable
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how to become liked by the thread
>have a memorable static name that isn't too attention whorey
>play one job exclusively
>play it well for around 2 months
>start discussions in the thread about X job
>especially, who is best at 'X job'?
>if no one mentions you, astroturf yourself a little to get the ball rolling
>congrats, you are now a F level eceleb

if your job never comes up in the thread, you won't be mentioned

think of someone like Razz Vozz
great player, very consistent, everyone probably likes him who knows him
but no one ever talks about him because no one ever talks about mimes in the thread
if he posted, 'post good mimes, or 'post good mime stories' once a week, he would inevitably get mentioned and would be thread famous
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>>170232756
I remember you giving it to me and I skimmed through it, seeing that a lot of work had been put in to it. I felt bad tossing it, so I just put it in my locker.
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>>170232595
Three guesses what religion the chap was

>>170232725
Yeah, they were in panic mode, but thankfully, bleb was a dolt and couldn't bleb very well, even after it got two more cores.
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>>170232493
>late join as secuirty because I notice there is only one active and I want to help out
>WELCOME TO THE SYNDI CAT
>okay
>target is handcuffed in interrogation
>AI:"kill him please"
>Cut his head off in front of a vox
>Tell the AI I will jail the vox for two (2) minutes for the crime of ??? (Flashing the borg, I think?)
>borg and AI leave
>just let the vox go
>security drama happens
>blob happens
>Shuttle called
> plasma flood (might have messed it up?)
>chill in a pod
>Buy the PDA bomber just to not be full 'stealth antag'
>PDA explodes try one
>Sit in the pod in shame
>at least I will greentext, I guess
>crash
>mfw
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>>170232494
>late join
>tatored on join
>walk out of shuttle
>some diona nymph impales me with a lance in the halls for no raisin
>ahelp it but never hear back
>after a while get cloned
>I walk out of medbay
>suddenly I get sucked into maint and 4 blobs gang rape me before I even have a chance to stand
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>>170232804
>tfw someone mentioned you once

it was a good feeling
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>>170232804
I only know of Razz Vozz because they're an easy antag target

As far as miming, they don't do dick
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>>170232804
not razz but a similar person in a similar position
I appreciate having friends in Service but not unnecessary thread attention. Nobody talks about chefs really, so when I do get mentioned it's really heartwarming.
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>>170232804
But for what purpose? To gain entry into the metaclub?
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>>170232756
I kept it in my backpack for light reading, Rabbi. I was pleased when you came up to me all "IT'S FINALLY DONE". It made me smile.
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>>170232804
That was very subtle, Razz, well done.
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>>170232756
>nearer my god to thee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyxXGdG3-Io

thank you for writing this, it's very nice
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>make an earnest attempt at lawyering
>https://youtu.be/J3bCL3fHNqg
ceramics
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>>170232725
The cargo crew was armed to the teeth, the shield just kept lowlifes from stealing shit. The walls powered down in >30 seconds as it was fed from one emitter. By the time the blob got there they were properly prepared.
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>>170232595
the funny thing is, I would have broken in and stolen them if they hadn't put up those shield generators
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>>170232917
The thing is about mining is that the entire job is sort of a massive flowchart inevitably leading to "ok, it's time to fuck off and never mine again". After playing enough mining exclusively long enough, some players start to short circuit and their internal monologue jumps to "ok, it's time to fuck off and never mine again" too early.

t. a miner who isn't Razz Vozz (I don't even know who that is)
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>>170232493
>Surfer is playing AI now
Jesus Christ, is it not enough that these shit players are already here?
Why the fuck do they take these important roles when they don't even understand the basics?
Holy fuck, this explains so much.
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>>170232872
I guessed it ic on first try
it was Messianic Jew.
really well done.
>>
>Be Ivy, spess hobo
>Hear that Bronte Polson was sold to the Vox as a slave for 1000 credits because he was a Syndie or something
>Go to see him to laugh but realise what a fate lies in store for him
>Try to convince the Vox he's only worth 100 credits so I could buy him or that they'd demand a refund.
>No dice, Vox promised to keep him away from station.
>Come up with new plan
>Go to HoP, get IAA access.
>Send a message to Centcomm threatening to report NT to SolGov
>Get a reply that due to a treaty, slavery is legal in NT space if it's with the Vox
>Reply that it isn't legal in nearby systems and I'll go to them instead
>No reply
>Decide that if I can't do it legally, I can bullshit it.
>Write on the paper Centcomm sent that the HMS Leeds, a Space British frigate of the Anti-Slavery Squadron, has set sail for the Vox Outpost to perform an anti-slavery raid.
>The font is different but the stamp is still there
>Tell the Vox, they buy it.
>Tell them that the Leeds has already fired cruise missiles and they'll impact very soon unless I can prove to them that Polson is just an NT prisoner.
>Show Vox my forgery, he believes it, brings me Polson.
>Real IAA, Brodie helps me smuggle him to the IAA office.
>Tell Security, they were too busy fucking around with the AI
>Decide to smuggle Polson to my hidey-hole in maint
>Blob hits
>Try to run to the bar only to be killed by ZAS
>Bronte gets killed by the blob mere metres from the shuttle
>Unsure what happened to Brodie but I think he was killed too

WHAT A TALE OF TRAGEDY AND HEROISM IN THE FACE OF SLAVER BIRBS AND SECURITY.

ARR PEE quota fulfilled, now I can freely validhunt without feeling bad
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>>170233058
he said miMing not miNing
Razz Vozz is a really well rounded mime player who doesn't shill himself so he never comes up but everyone generally likes and really highlights the disconnect between the thread and the server at times.
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>>170233090

The AI last round did not know how to play AI. He was trying to micromanage the crew left and right. Should have played captain if he wanted to be in command.

Jobban tbqh
>>
Tell me your bad experiences with the captain last round for my ban request.
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>>170233137
>>Write on the paper Centcomm sent that the HMS Leeds, a Space British frigate of the Anti-Slavery Squadron, has set sail for the Vox Outpost to perform an anti-slavery raid.
lmao, we were freaking out
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>>170233254
ban request yourself, surfer
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>>170233254
he didnt read my sermon
besides that a pretty average cap he was. probably shoulda stayed in the bridge more.
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>>170233137
I wasn't even an actual IAA I just found IAA gear on the ground and grabbed it. Did make it onto the shuttle in crit but I died right before the server crashed.
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>>170232872
google tzidkiyahu
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>>170232804
I know I'm only contributing, Razz, but I don't think I've ever seen you do anything significant. Also, if you were the clown named Razzle Dazzle with the pirate clothes, please don't ever do that again. Wasting mime slot is acceptable, but not clown.
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>>170233308
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>>170233139
What does he do? I don't even see him /me anything besides just nodding, shrugging, head shaking, etc. He never acts out anything.
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>>170232981
not gonna lie, i would definitely sink a cruise ship to this.
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>>170233707
byu vocal point are really good and do a lot of nice a cappella covers of pop songs, disney songs, christmas songs and the staple hymns and stuff. it's a dream of mine to see them live one day, i adore watching all their videos on youtube
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>>170233593
not even razz desu
>>
>tfw your AI gets carded and murdered and you're left all alone without a master

That actually hurt a little. I knew something was up with the HoS.
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>>170232981
>BYU men's Chorus
Mormons, man. This is really good.
>>
magboots are actually so fucking good, like first thing I'll always do is probably grab some magboots untill they fix it because fuck this le sudden rush of air meme


good luck getting your greentext fuckers
>>
>>170230261
Meet me in dorms 12:15
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>>170233993
I enjoyed killing that piece of shit and it feels even better knowing who was playing it.
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>>170232804
desu the only thing i know about razz is that he is ALWAYS dressed as an admiral
like clownpiece mommi
i don't know either of their ckeys
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>>170233916
cyber-mime and panto are both infinitely better
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>>170234124
Unless you're grabbing the CE's pair you aren't denying anyone's greentext.
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>>170234028
it hasn't been the holiday season for 2 months and i still listen and watch their christmas concert from 2016 almost daily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrSdrhsWjrM
it doesn't help how cute some of them are either, the guy singing at 1:09 makes my heart weep
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>>170234124
just use chairs more you mouthbreather, or play a role that actually puts them to use outside
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>>170234258
well I'm medbay worker, but seeing plebs waiting for shuttle get sucked in by le sudden rush of air meme and get fucked from 100% to 0% in about a second is great
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>>170234229
razz doesn't break vow of silence when you gank him in maint, which is really all I ask for in a mime
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>>170232804
right then, if thats the case
Who's the best Chaplain, and if so, why?
yes i know im tzidkayahu, but this is an honest question
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>>170234453
having low standards doesn't make up for how shit he is at mime
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>>170234254
cyber anything = absolute garbage that deserves to be bashed in with a toolbox
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>>170234449
literally no excuse man you have roundstart wheelchairs and office chairs

paramedic closet also has boots
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>>170234589
at least he does shit, Razz just wastes the slot

I saw him sit in the bar for literally the entire shift last night, doing nothing at all
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>>170234521
we very rarely get a good chaplain who does anything even remotely religious. they just end up meme-ing and the likes. I think Rhydens once did a pretty good christian thing, and I've seen an actual good muslim gimmick (not sharia law and allah ackbar shit) once.
No one ever mans the confession booth. Sometimes when I got traitor and killed someone I would go and sit in the visitor side and ask for forgiveness for my sins
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>>170234254
There are several mimes with a panto/panta-mime name.
The only ones I can remember off the top of my head(Ani and Phoronn or something) were immense shitters.
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>>170234712
mimes are better seen and not heard.
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>>170234759
>no one ever mans confessions
id probably start during my spare time, but if it goes like my sermon's audience id probably get no one.
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>>170234879
Thats what happens on a low-med rp server where everyone tries to do minimal minus some people of course.
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So people say Hippie is where you go if you want to griff, but looking on their forums it says you'll get banned if you do. Who is right here?
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>>170234879
yeah, unfortunately you won't find many people who will play along. Funerals are probably your best bet, but try to only do them on who are well known or important to the round and uncloneable, then people or their friends might actually show.
If i wasn't banned I would love to sit in your sermons.
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>>170234995
>literally 883 word sermon
dont i fucking know it
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>>170234812
Panto, as in the recent one that uses a brown woman character. They do fun shit. Bonehilda also managed to be both a good mime player AND a good skeleton player, which both are rare individually. I don't think Bonehilda has played in a very long time, but obviously enough they managed to make an impression on me.

>>170234820
Yeah, but there's nothing to see Razz do. He doesn't act out anything or really do anything other than sit in the bar. I honestly feel like the only reason why he plays mime is to get access to that stupid pirate costume.
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>>170235118
you'd be surprised how often the opportunity for a good funeral happens. well known folk dont tend to suicide, and if they do die, they either get cloned or they never find the body.
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>>170234759
>religious thing
Does a Priest of the Murder/k/ube count?
I did that once, gave sermons about how great guns were, aand how the murder/k/ube was the way to salvation and freedom, asked for donations and the like.
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>>170235262
You better have had a mosin-nagant and neo-russian gear.
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Objective #1: Assassinate Gandalf the Stupid, the Wizard. Success!
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>>170235304
The neo-russian gear wasn't in at the time, but I ended up getting reincarnated with my own nugget later on.
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>>170235262
that actually sounds pretty fun. could maybe do some praying and get the stations guns turned into something a bit more fun looking, get the cargo gun crates replaced with some heavier weaponry... that kinda stuff.
>>170235245
unfortunately all the well known greyshit assistants who would afk in the bar until they decided to suicide barely play or are banned now. I remember attending a lot of funerals for nevill.
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>>170235136
If you take a second to look at how most conversations go inbetween people in transit

*RUNNING AT FULL SPEED DOWN THE HALLWAY*

Hey!
It turns out they weren't looking at their text on the screen
Hey! *insert person*
That doesn't work so you have to pull in-front of them.
What?
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http://pastebin.com/SaBWarE1

sorry I didn't get to submit your book chap
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What a waste of 35 minutes
One person in total even came to eat food.
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i wish someone would turn down the bayo one's fucking volume
it sounds gay as shit
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locks for the miners crates when? I'm tired of clowns/greytide stealing stuff from my deliveries
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>>170235439
It was locked, I just had full access :^)
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>>170235427
>Eating food that early into the round
Nigga do I look like I want to be obese
I'll eat when I get hungry
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>>170235439
Use your starting locker.
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>>170235439
Drill their fucking faces in.
Or use the mail room to send your shit.
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>cozy round alone
>IF YOU SMELELELELELELELE
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>>170235474
Yeah, but it was only locked because it was a space-asteroid crate. Anyone can open those after it's been unlocked with a multitool.
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>>170235478
Exactly
The first 20-30 minutes of a round is when you don't even need food, so chef can set up food.
Which is why it sucks when the round ends right there.
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>>170235439
rig it
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>>170235492
Good idea, I like that.
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Byond account and character name: GodJesus, Kyle Elderson

Banning admin: Smallboss

Ban reason and length: "viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3595&p=18725#p18725 Was a shitter as CMO, griefed his patients and did not want to do his job. You might want to reread the rules." - That's what the bans page says.

Job/Roles you are banned from:

Chief Medical Officer
Medical Doctor
Geneticist
Virologist
Chemist
Paramedic
Captain

Time ban was placed (including time zone): I don't know

Your side of the story: I was not playing CMO at the time, was not playing at all at the time.

Why you think you should be unbanned: I'm not the culprit.
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>>170234759
what if I do actual pagan shit with chaos rituals etc.
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>>170235628
yeah that way you don't have to clog up that bottom area which ends up being such a nice break room so often haha I am totally not the person who does that almost every round that he plays.
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Lord I've been broken.
Although I'm not worthy, you fixed me, now I'm blinded by your grace. You came and saved me.
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>>170235439
Use a mining locker. You know the ones with locks on them. Holds just as much.

That's part of the ebb and flow of the game though. If everything goes your way its only expediting the inevitable boredom.

>>170233696
He plays mime well, doesn't ahelp when he starts shit, doesn't mistake mime for clown, doesn't mistake entertainer for griefer, and is generally interesting to run into while playing.

And look at that disconnect I highlighted between the thread and the server. Here's a guy who never really does a thing wrong and he's being ripped into. Could it be instead of Razz being shit.. you all are just unfairly critical of someone for not living up to an expectation no one (maybe not even you) expects of him?

What's the point in all that? Why? Just to be a fag on a Monday night? We weren't always like this and it makes me sad that the thread has become bitter and angst filled.
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>>170235770
>That's part of the ebb and flow of the game though. If everything goes your way its only expediting the inevitable boredom.
very true, especially as a miner
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>>170235770
>What's the point in all that? Why? Just to be a fag on a Monday night? We weren't always like this and it makes me sad that the thread has become bitter and angst filled.
This isn't sarcasm or a sardonic quip when I say this, but as a newer player, I am surprised to hear that.
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>>170235690
I once tried to man the confession booth. After wondering why the people in the booth weren't responding, I went to check only to find that they would leave.
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>>170235690
If you can make it work and make it interesting, do it. Anything is better than someone who just picks chaplain and then runs around bashing people with their bible or making holy water fire extinguishers to validhunt vampires and cult. Just don't get too high hopes for people to bend to your gimmick because the admins can be shitty and the players even worse.

I'd love for there to be a space-organ in the chapel for music, or at least something sound related so we can have some audio in there.
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>>170235770
>Probe arguing against the thread
Looks like we're finally on the fast track headed to VG.
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>>170235957
The thing is Probe takes the thread very seriously and if he doesn't have evidence himself to refute a claim he outright believes it.
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>>170235770

>What's the point in all that? Why? Just to be a fag on a Monday night? We weren't always like this and it makes me sad that the thread has become bitter and angst filled.

What? He didn't do something that was worth me writing an ebin meme about that I could post on my r/spess about " how crazy these 4chan people are". You didn't slip the nukeops and make them die? You didn't do things that weren't in your job description? -1 upboats.

but in all seriousness +1 upboat instead.
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>>170235926
I hope this better explains my idea.
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>>170235651
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha
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>>170235770
I don't expect mimes to be clowns, but I DO expect them to not just be assistants that don't talk. He doesn't fuck anything up, but he also doesn't do anything mime-like. I don't consider him a bad mime because he fucks things up, I consider him a bad mime because he does NOTHING AT ALL. I haven't once seen him act out a scenario, I haven't seen a performance, I haven't seen ANYTHING out of him. I'm sure he's a nice guy, but if you're not going to do anything, why not just play assistant and not talk? Is it for the costume? I've seen plenty of good mimes that actually do mime things recently, and I'd like to see more. However, that doesn't happen if someone takes the slot just to do nothing but sit in the bar. I'm clearly not the only one who thinks this, judging by the thread. Is it really so angsty and bitter to disagree with someone's opinions on a player and then explain why?
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>>170235770
I bet you think of yourself as some mystical arbiter of sanity don't you.

In reality you are just deluding yourself about some nostalgic time that never occurred by glossing over all the problems.
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New thread
>>170236293
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>>170236279
>tfw used to pick assistant, get theatre access, buy a costume crate and then just pretend to be a mime
it's better than way, no meme vow of silence. it's not like the invisible wall is useful for anything but griefing.
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why do even people play normal doctors when chemist has FREE FUCKING REAGENT SCANNER
you don't need gay pink glasses, you can actually use med hud to be a good doctor and see if your food doesn't have chefs speciale in it
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>>170236506
Pretty sure chemists don't have surgery or genetics access
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>>170236576
yes they do

t. everyround chemist
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>>170236302
m8 I'm just another admin that is currently one of the few ones that accepts the sheer amount of bullshit thrown at them in the thread.

>>170236279
He doesn't pantomime very frequently and could work on that. That's positive feedback that you should take to him. I did not mean to single you out when I was describing a bigger trend of the thread being shittier towards players than it used to be.

>>170235957
>>170236016
>replying to yourself
If /vg/ left /vg/ so would I.

>>170235885
Believe it or not the thread wasn't always as outright hostile towards players and personally I think it's just the passing of time and more permabanned players sticking around to shitpost.
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>>170236932
shut up
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>>170237212
do not bully pomf motherfucker
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>>170237212
>>170237368
oh wait it's probe, I misread it whoops. Carry on
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>>170237368
shut up
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So when are they gonna fix the tractors? The one round that I got to use them was pretty fun.
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>wake up
>banned by probe1, the shitmin
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