/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

butt

xth for God is great, I love our Lord.

these mcs wanna talk about lord of the mics? you aint even lord of your yard

what if i cut reica in half?

>>170236886
Then you will double the problem.

>>170236886
i want to date strawberrytan irl

>>170237374
fag

do any cute spessmen live in southern virginia?

>>170237453
i bet they look really cute and we'd look great together!

Which waifu is best for taking home for dinner and introducing to your parents? Which is worst?

Is Emilia the cutest little greyshit

>>170237534
actual homo

>>170236886
>>170237534
>>170237659
>>170237691

this is why people in charge of the server don't take the thread seriously

>>170237714
i don't care if theyre a boy or a girl they're probably really cute and i'd like to take them to dinner one day haha

>>170237732
it's at most 4 people doing this, which isn't enough to delet something in an emoji-based democracy

>>170237732
and they shouldn't take the thread seriously. Anyone can post here, absolutely anyone. Someone who doesn't even play the game could like read it and just shitpost something and people would agree.
Don't forget all the lovely permabanned players who still come here.

>>170237659

Trinity would be best and we would adopt a kid together and live happily ever after.

Emilia would probably end in a call to the police and excommunication from my family.

>>170237659
Julia would make a good house wife!
But I don't think that Sue would go down very well at all, she'd barely speak!

>>170237659
surfer would be pretty shit because she's a loser but as a waifu she's great and loyal

EMOTE: Phung Bingus/Rub (@219,292,1): Phung Bingus shows you his penis,Player PM from-Rub/(Phung Bingus): "ugh it was my gimmick i showed everyone my smeg filled willy as a punisment for crimes." Nah

>>170238173
ugh, free rub

>>170238173
this is some f list tier shit

>>170238173
(Follow) Chad Poon says, "How about you show me your puss" Chad Poon says, "Nice clit"

>>170237659

Raphaella would make my parents so happy for me! Avada probably complain that what we are eating isn't spaghetti and make my parents wish I was gay.

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Thanks cutenaut for being a solid part of the round.

Deadchat was rooting for you 100% of the way

>>170236506
so why would you choose normal doctor if chemist is literally the same shit with better pda chip?

any ideas why everyone is playing doctor but literally nobody takes chemist?
it really makes you think

>>170238323
Don't you dare fucking start shilling Raphaella
She is a good CMO and a fucking awful waifu, don't you dare make the player look bad by adding your degeneracy.
Let people play the fucking game without autism in the thread about them.

https://youtu.be/qG2HwH1JkAI

>>170238429
I am unironically in love with Raphaella.
Not even in a lewd way, because I'm not autistic enough to be attracted to pixels. She just has the personality I would want in a woman.

>>170238429
>don't you dare make the player look bad by adding your degeneracy.
Wouldn't be the first time lonely desperate people did that here.
Remember: Shitposting does not a waifu make

>>170238417
>Better pda chip
there's literally no more useful pda chip than the integrated health analyzer

Someone do the shooting stars bridge meme webm with a clown being thrown out of an airlock

>>170238656
I know, which is why I want to stop it right fucking away.
The moment a female character happens to not be a total dipshit asshole, the thread gets uppity trying to make a waifu out of them. I just want somebody I can interact with on the crew that is a fucking human being for once, and Raphaella is good at roleplaying a goddamn human being.

Would I get in trouble for stealing someone's static name?

>>170238775
well the thing is as doctor you can put health analyzer in your exosuit slot, and there is no reagent scanner like this, you need to give up med hud glasses for gay pink glasses to scan chems

chemist is better doctor

>>170238897
if they still play and you play at the same time as them and attempt to impersonate them without being an antag, probably.

>>170238775
To be honest I just like the doctor chip for the medical records on examine. Can easily grab someone's blood type that way.

>>170238897
For what purpose? Griefing? Do you really need to irritate them so much that you'll make your name the same as theirs?

>>170238897
It happened recently

>>170238897
Well known namefags that advertise themselves and try really hard to carve out an identity have OOC protection for some reason.

>>170238897
>for stealing someone's static name
No.
>for stealing someone's static name and using the impersonation of name and appearance to gain an advantage you'd normally require a voice changer(+agent ID) or UI/UE to get
Probably.

>>170238897
Just pick your favorite banned shitters static name and step right into their shoes. They're not coming back so who cares, right?

>>170238897
or you can just pick pink hair and get called avada every fucking round

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>impersonate avada
>perma sticky rangebanned
>sawbones comes to my house
>shows up on all my employment records and background checks

>>170238897
>>170239246
Names to steal:
>Zenny Hunt
>Nevill Bamshoot
>Jemmy Benford
>Sue Bowchief
>Julia Brandt
>Naomi Williams
>Malachi Enbontu
>Hanako Yamato

What colors should I make pills as a chemist.
Or is it all just memery

>>170238429

easy way to debunk waifu allegations, I think she played on r/tg

>>170240059
There's some universal standards like red for bicard (since it treats brute which is red), blue for dex+ (suffocation is blue), yellow for keloderma, green for anti tox..

But really as long as they're fucking pills and contain what they say they do and they aren't in ridiculous dosages (10u pills of ryetalyn and 3.5u pills of anti tox) then you're cool with doing what you feel is best.

>>170240059
You don't even need to colour them. Just leave them all in your locked locker and if anyone needs them, they can just ask. You also have the right to chloral disposal any shitter that tries to come in and take your job/pills. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Question.

How'd the cult get juggernatus/artificers so fast? I spawned, got my gear and walked into the hallway and saw a Juggernaut. Must've been 2 minutes, TOPS.

How?

>>170240059
dunno, I like cryo and clone pills to be light blue-ish, antitox green, bicard red shiny, iron red not shiny because blood is not fucking shiny, tricord, alkysine and rye colour depend on what I click first, usually the long pills, inacustine and imidazoline half purple pills with diffrent halfs because they are similiar, spaceacillin white, dex dark blue, drugs and hyperzine pink-yellow, keloderm yellow-red, rest depends on whats left

but it's just my selfautism, everyone has diffrent coding in pills, just don't be a shitter making red antitoxin or every pill the fucking same


tldr: use your inner autism

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>>170240272

>>170240379
So it's another Sawbones round? Don't you have highschool tomorrow?

>>170240059
I will personally chloral you if you use all defaults.

Your best colors are
The Red/Yellow halves for KeloDerm
Red circle for Bicar
Red normal pill for Tricord
White normal pill for Spaceacillin
White circle for hyperzine
Blue/Blue halves for dex+
Antitox green circles

>>170240417
Chill anon I'm just shitposting, I haven't even played a round today and have no idea what you're talking about.
And I have college tomorrow

>>170240272
>cult
last round was ragin mages, and wizards can take constructs/stones for their allotted wiz points.

>>170240472
I get the bicard red circle meme, because every other damage treating pill is usually circle, but I just can't do it after always making it a long pill, also why would tricord be red if it's more universal pill, I would use more overall colour, like maybe long white with red bar or long green-white

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>>170240364
>or every pill the fucking same

>be tired
>working medbay
>no chemist
>go to make pills
>crank out supplies of three or four different chems
>tfw forgot to change any of the colors

>>170240059
You can use the defaults if you want but autists will flip their shit.
Just use different colors for different pills. Autists will still be mad if you don't do the colors they like, but they won't do anything about it as long as each chem is a different color.

>>170240620
It hardly even matters. I mean yeah you're gonna get an ULTRA AUTISTIC player or two who will sperg at you but really its just a loss of comfort.

>>170240472
>tricord
>red/yellow for keloderm to show it's a mix despite the fact you will never have pure kelo or derma pills, leaving the colour code all fucked
>hyperzine not red for going fast
>not saving the white circles for any painkiller you make
>not using the green/purple for spaceacillin or a cure
What's your fucking ckey, mate?

>>170240620
>do pills
>90u of dex+
>18 pills
>forgot to change pill
>they are all fucking green
>have to put every single one of them into beaker and redo colour because A U T I S M

>>170240662
>It hardly even matters
fuk you nigga. My personal autism and the standard of excellence I try to bring to my job requires me to redo all the pills.

>>170240693
This anon right here gets it

>>170240686
zealotron

>>170240472
> The Red/Yellow halves for KeloDerm
Keloderm doesn't treat brute, both components would be yellow individually so together it's a yellow/yellow pill, aka a regular yellow circle. There won't be any confusion with regular kelotane or dermaline since no one's gonna make those when it's the same effort to just make keloderm.
>Red normal pill for Tricord
Purple circle because it's a damage healer and heals all types of damage and it's much more plausible for red + green + yellow + blue to add up to purple than to red. Also, red long is reserved for iron you shitter

>>170240951
yellow is for antirad stuff pleb
and red/yellow just looks like burning, fire is red too

purple tricord is okay, but usually I make it long green-white because it's made of antitoxin

>>170240686
RFultra

>blue bicar
>green keloderm
>red antitox
>yellow dex
I saw a clown get chemistry access and make pills like this once.
A doctor looked in the fridge and immediately killed himself. He was the only doctor that signed up that round, too.

>>170241116
>yellow for anti rad
I can understand yellow and purple pill for it, but pure yellow is beyong retarded. Why wuold you sacrifice the unitiy of pure yellow, red, blue and green for main damage for fucking anti rad medicine, you fucking piece of shit. Also, we're not talking about what the damage source looks like, you fucker. I would actually prefer it if you just didn't colour your pills if you actually think your scheme is anywhere near acceptable. If I find you pulling this shit in-game, This sin't even funny anymore, this is borderline grief.

>>170241116
Yellow is for fire, that's why the burn medkits are yellow, the kelotane pills in them are yellow, and the health scanner prints out burn damage in a yellow font. Hence yellow being the color of burn meds. Antirad meds are any long pill, potentially half or full green since they somewhat deal with toxins. Tricord can be any color and shape really so long as it's not one of the basic four.

How do I get rid of knots in wires? No matter where I click they stay there

>>170241342
if the wires themselves are already joined you can just click the knot itself with a wirecutter and it'll remove it but keep the wires linked

>>170241342
Click the wire itself from whichever direction you intend the cable to run
If you fucked up and put two knots just cut one side and redo it

>wake up
>banned by probe1, the shitmin

>>170240693
you're probably joking but I've actually done this a lot like nearly every round I play

>>170241310
well then imidazoline and inacusiate wouldn't be similiar if I did it like this

there is no perfect pill coloring, it all depends on your autism and ties in your head


just b urself

>>170237732
They don't take the thread seriously because they are fools.

If the thread died the server would follow, the thread is the alpha and the omega

>>170239897
>tfw my waifu is on the list

>join as a male clown with blue drills
>call myself Bill Moreno
>Exchange lewd notes in the bar

Would I be banned?

>>170238417
sometimes people expect you to make more than one batch of the basic pills and that's annoying

>>170238775
it doesn't show damage locations (important for bleeding) last I remember so you'll want a regular scanner anyway


>>170239027
I'm pretty sure that's a feature of the medhud

>getting massive antag shakes just from meming in the bar with an e-implant
>it was both the others that actually antagonized and progressed the round
Antagging isn't for me.

>>170241747
don't do lewd notes just flirt

>>170241690
was it pacid? I got a good hearty chuckle out of it.

>>170241690
jesus christ did it melt the poor bastard from inside? Why did he continue to shovel chili into his face?

>>170241817
He was hungry

>>170241808
This is what I got when I scanned it-- some high-octane autism went into this chili, and Eva commissioned me to make four whole stews.

>>170241794
>plasmaflooding is progressing the round
I only wanted to be comfy AI. Once the clown had died, I wanted to go back to Asimov fuckery. But the HoS was too smart.
Borgo you shitter the next time one of you takes 354 years to follow a command when I turn comms off to help you I will blow you up on the spot

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>>170241867
SHEIT, forgot my image.

>>170241794
you mean more than 9 basic pills? of course they need more nigro, 9 pills is not even enough for saving retards 30 minutes edition

>join as skeleton clown
>Name myself Ron the Zealot
>run around shouting "IM UNDERAGE"
>do this whilst Sawbones is adminning

Will I be banned?

>>170241690
It was nettle, deathnettle, ghost peppers, regular pepper, and liberty cap (for entertainment) all into a pepper, then cooked into a stew.

It was only at around 105 potency before I had to wrap it up.

>>170241887
Sorry about that, I don't think any of us were in position at the time. I was trying to recharge on my part, anyway.

Probably would've helped if both of us didn't wobble into brig.together.

>>170241952
>>170241787
wrong bost x=D

>>170242052
Yeah you're not allowed to be a clown and name yourself after admins

>>170241939
>image
man this reminds me of the good ole days when I would main botany and make all kind of meme plants. I might pick it back up again and go full powergaymen like I used to, and possibly get it nerfed singlehandedly.

>>170242135
But the admins ARE clowns

>>170241440
Take it to the forum if you want to appeal the server ban.

>>170242159
Don't forget to custom name your plants with a pen. It's my favorite part to making meme plants.

>play human clown
>call self the Nuked Cellphone
>get agent id and voice changer
>follow a random waifu around speaking in broken Google translated danish
>every few minutes run off and change my identity but come back to stalk and speak danish

Would I be banned?

>>170242368
You need to fake your death at least twice to be nuke.

>play human clown
>slip people with my pda and not do any real jokes

Would I be banned?

>>170242497
>the joke
>your head

>>170242554
>your mouth >my dick

>Be clown
>Leave shard in hallway

Would I be banned?

>be clown
>do something

Would I be banned?

>some poor lad gets catbeasted by dice
>some validhunting nigger, probably Reica or Yred kills him
>Dragonbro steps in, gibs this motherfucker
>some fucking newfag trialmin bans him

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how the fuck do you surgically remove someone's head

doing it the normal way just starts sawing the skull open do you literally have to hack it off with saw because that's stupid

>>170242821
aim for the mouth with your saw

>>170242771
Good morning dragonbro!
Still convinced everything is everyone else's fault and not yours?

>>170242821
you spend 30 seconds opening the wiki and opening the page on surgery where it says to decapitate someone aim for the mouth with a saw

>>170241747
just go around calling everyone daddy, blowing them kisses and telling them you'll see them after the shift ends

>>170242921
>He doesn't agree with me, he must be X!

>>170242052
no why would you
admin sass isn't bannable

>>170242771
catbeasts aren't players any more, they're just disease ridden creatures and should be put out of their own misery. They're a plague to the star system and can't be allowed to breed.
If dragonbro had cared so much about his dead friend, instead he would have attempted to retrieve the brain and give them a new, non-catbeast body, not gibbed an innocent man attempt to clean the station of filth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya3iMNKrOPI

>>170243235
>valid hunter
>innocent man
I remember this one time when I hid a guy who got catbeasted from Reica, she run away into maint looking for him and got killed there.

>>170242771
I would kill a cat beast even if I was on the brink of death and they were trying to treat me in medbay

>>170243343
>killing someone for killing someone else
no john
you are the valid hunter

>tfw you will never bury your face in Rin's delicious thighs

>catbeast is being harassed by the crew
>gets injured
>goes into hiding
>find them on the crew monitor
>offer to hide them in my paramedic office
>planned on using chloral and throwing them out an airlock
>couldn't bring myself to do it once they hopped on my gurney and donned a suit to conceal their identity
>station goes to shit
>admin hits all the buttons
>wormholes everywhere
>try to get catbeast to safety
>ended up accidentally shoving the gurney into a wormhole
I can't bring myself to intentionally be a dick, send help

>>170243648
>tfw you will never convince these autists to stop themselves from spiraling into crippling depression ,eternal lonliness, and dabbling in homosexuality.

>>170243648
t. Rin

>>170243749
Then be accidentally a dick, works for me
>Oh sorry my finger slipped 6 times on the laser trigger, what a blunder!

>>170243648
>tfw my waifu already lets me bury my face in her thighs

>>170243648
>tfw you will never force rin into the bin

feels bad man.

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>>170243749
The most fun you can have in ss13 is when you and a pal have to face all odds and get to your objective safe and sound, be it nuke ops, be it traitor or be it a paramedic with a disguised catbeast trying to survive buttons, there is no shame in not soaking the toolbox with cat blood if the cat is alright and yoou have fun with him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbtPXFlZlHg
i need this in the jukebox...

>>170244090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzHhAJUJuqE&t=5s we need this added to the syndi jukebox first.

>>170244139
I ain't touchin' that thumbnail

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>>170238429
Raphaella is unironically my waifu.
Is she taken? If not, I claim her.

>>170244164
Accept the brap anon.

>>170244220
brap is a terrible meme i hate this

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>>170244139
excuse me what the fuck is this?

>>170244291
chelhellbunny

>>170244139

THIS

>>170244139

Add this one too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZcByufZVjk

>>170244139
that legit belongs in the syndie juke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBs-b7Rx6s we need more stripper italo-disco in the jukebox

>>170238429
They're a tg admin, no need to sperg out and whiteknight for their sake

All Juke Boxes need more 80s Electropop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=569V5GA6F94

>>170244489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j84Z_4IPbHk
please guys all i want to do is be a male stripper in space

>>170243950
Shame that only a few fed people realise that.
Trying to escape the station with your medbay bros while trying to save ad much people a possible, be it vox, human or cat, is the best feeling.

>>170244139
>Oh, hee hee oh my
>Felicity, you surprise me
>*blushes profusely*
>These legs, how delectably delightful
>*coqettishly gives legs a tongue bath*
>Felicity, you must forgive me. I am at surely at my most
>*breathes in, bashfully*
>Devilish
>Might I be so bold as to savour thine toes
>*Slobber gently over toes*
>The beast awakens felicity
>Ohh, my my yes indeed
>I shan't hold back felicity
>*Rubs all three inches mischevously over her buttocks*
>A smorgasboard of sexual succour, felicity is thy name
>*Parts buttocks to unleash the pungent plasma stink*
>Felicity, my lust betrys me
>Oh yes ooh OOOH OH GOD BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>170244707
please delet this

Who /voteformetaclubwhenyouthinkyouweretreatedunfairly/ here?

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Weighted vote was a mistake.
Most of the people who memevote doesn't even play the map.

>>170244679
Its a shame, but it lets the few of us who realize it actually pull it off more successfully, the average player is someone like >>170244707 and I can't say I would try and escape the station with that guy, id be the first to toolbox him.

Public votes when? We need to find these fuckers and start shitposting about them in the thread until they stop. We can't have them fucking over our rigged box democracy with their random ass votes.

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So what's the deal with powersinks?

>>170244839
It was me. What are you going to do about it, cuck?

>>170244865
METACLUB, SEIZE HIM!

>I fail to set up power
>the guy who has all access, but decided to call the shuttle rather than set up power lasers me to death
It's so easy to be an angry asshole, so hard to fix problems yourself.

>>170244852
Useless meme item for any shift with competent engineers since you can just overload them by maxing the output to the grid or wiring the SME to it directly, 200k will make them explode, is that not common knowledge.

>>170243950
>>170244679
>shuttle is called
>everything is fucked
>go back in to find survivors
>tfw trying to find as many as possible
Is it wrong that this gets stuck in my head every time?
https://youtu.be/CZJGM4gSon4

>>170244980
It's on the wiki
Also they were never found last shift. But I think that was just Deff bullshit

>>170244935
I wired the solars and ran around changing cells in APCs. There were two powersinks, and little sec and no volunteers to find them.

You failed to do the one thing people can expect you to do. So yeah, fuck you, I am going to laser you. I didn't even kill the MMI, stop complaining

>>170244980
>200
1,200kw you fuck up.

>novaflower lightbulbs
that was pretty fun

>>170245118
how does one get so fucking edgy to write a post like this

>>170245118
>lasering someone for doing a bad job
I didn't realize I was allowed to do that, noted.

>>170245276
Same type of person that would willingly play captain. I tried to talk him out of it. Not very hard, but I did say you were trying.

>>170242771
If I'm ever catbeasted, I seek death. Never compromise.

>>170245310
You're not. He's not. Did you ahelp it?

>>170245156
I said 200k and who even cares about specific power, just max output of all SMESs and hear the bangs in less than a minute.

>>170245310
No, not a bad job. A shit job. The-engine-is-fucked shit kinda job and so I couldn't make it myself. Partially, the fault was mine since I didn't take it upon myself in the first place to fix up an engine with no engineers on board.

>>170245413
>200k
>all 3 SMES only go up to 600k unless upgraded
>its still half the power you need
>you clearly have no idea what you're talking about
lmao who cares right

>>170245480
>No, not a bad job. A shit job
Is this what you would've said in the ahelps?

>>170245480
>Incompetence
Not decent cause for murder.

>>170245489
Every single time I had powersinks and engines weren't wired to the grid, I maxed the output and they boomed in 30 seconds max, so yeah, I don't really care if its that, it worked before and itl work again later.

>>170244935
Were you the MoMMi? If so, you were valid and probably banvalid. Fucking up the Engine so hard as to render the station powerless absolutely counts as interference. What you did was the equivalent of stealing the Cryo Tubes or walling off R&D.

>>170245118
>what is the engineering console?

literally tells you which areas aren't receiving power and since engineering is at the south going north, you can easily determine where

>>170245591
>banvalid
Stealing cryo and walling off R&D are specific and conscious acts. Was fucking up the engine a conscious act?

>>170245495
>>170245528
It was a MoMMI and not an actual crew member. I wouldn't dream of shooting someone dead for doing a shit job.

A MoMMI on the other hand...

>>170245591
>powerless
There were power sinks. The mommi's incompetence didn't help, but there would've been another 20 minutes worth of power if it wasn't for those. Someone else probably would've set up power by then.

>>170245591
>>170244935
>>170245528
>>170245678
Wait the holy fuck up.

Did you kill a MoMMI, a person who literally can't fuck with a powersink since it's clearly involvement, because it didn't ..

are you fucking retarded?

>>170245903
No, I killed it because it fucked an engine to complete unusability.

>>170245930
how did it "fuck an engine to complete unusability"

>mommi breaks its 1st law
>complains when blasted

WEW LAD

>>170245991
>interpret a powersink as a mommi's doing
>blast it
>shill the thread to evade a ban

Oh it's coming

>>170245976
Shard was superheated and it was using the FUCKING freezers to cool it. I would have had to repipe everything.

>get permabanned for accidental non antag murdering and logging off
>ban evade rather than explain on forums

Even 2 years later I'm worried they'll catch me

>>170245675
There are people on the banpage RIGHT NOW for accidentally fucking up the singulo.

http://pastebin.com/qcRrDVUz

>>170246056
Freezers are fine, I do it all the time to impress spessmen

>>170245991
>MoMMI fucks up
>Tries again with a fresh, built from scratch SME
>Validhungry captain just blasts it to death
And you know what It is possible I fucked up the SME somehow when I adjusted the settings on an SMES. It didn't start going critical until I did. Sorry about that, I can't into engineering.

>>170246056
honestly you can cool a shard fine with freezers i dunno what your big gripe is, maybe he just turned on too many emitters. it's not like theres four other engines you could have set up.
Maybe he was new and learning? don't be such an asshole

>>170246089
The shard didn't explode though, it didn't even reach 50% delamination. I don't know why the condom is acting like anything was permanently fucked.

>>170246109
SMES wouldn't of directly fucked with the SME. If you fucked with the settings the worst that would happen is the station would receive sub optimal power(since the SMES act like a filter of power to the station)

it's comdom, not condom you fucking mongoloids

>>170246126
There is the test server for learning, the mommi was breaking his laws so its valid, end of line.

>>170246210
i think you need to go back to hippie

>Morena isn't banned from the test server

>>170246210
>be wrong
>say end of line to stop people from letting you know how wrong you are
Why do niggers do this so much?

>>170246232
>>170246253
Not an argument

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>>170246237
nope i'm not, I use it sometimes for silly little engineering projects!
It's a diddly darn shame the cargo shuttle broke so I couldn't get my order of particle accelerators in.

>>170246273
Not an argument.

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>this is probe irl

>>170246273
I was never arguing with you. You said end of line, I told you to fuck off back to hippie. They suit your kind there a lot better, it's a suggestion.

>>170246273
>MoMMI fucked the SME up so bad that I would have to pipe it
Okay, let's talk about this. All the MoMMI did was add a short loop to filter out the plasma and fridge cool the o2. If you wanted to space cool instead you would have to disconnect maybe two pipes and then pipe it normally. Hell, it already had a system to filter out plasma, all you had to do was connect the cooling line to space and turn the plasma filters up because they were on the default 100 kPa setting.

>>170246348
I would a Probe.

>>170246348
pretty cute dad look going on there

>>170246368
You are really defensive about the fact that a silicon broke it's laws and believe that blowing said silicon is ban worthy. You are absolutely wrong, /vg/ is not an anarchy server, go ahead and make a ban request, I'd like to see how hard will you be btfo'd.

Guys please stop hating on the mommi i hid two power sinks in maint, one after the other because there were no borgs and no engineers, and killed people who came close to finding them. Please stop hating on the mommi.


>>170246237
Nope, they helped teach me about setting up two of the engines there, it was really nice.

t. Avada.

>>170246458
>broke its laws
It literally didn't though.

>>170246468
avada nobody is talking about the power sink
you bear no relevance to this discussion, fuck off

>>170246348
I have blond hair, blue eyes, and wear contacts. Also that dude is like 15 years older than me at least.

>>170246524
Why are you such an angry asshole over a space simulator, holy shit.
What is wrong with your life that you come on the internet just to be this angry?

>>170246458
It didn't break its laws though. It was setting up the engine. It made a mistake. It was correcting its mistake. You threw a hissy fit and killed it. It was doing what it was supposed to as far as admin rulings on MoMMIs go. Because you know, when a actually MoMMI breaks their rules they get banned pretty quickly.
Just log out of /vg/ and go elsewhere with your faggot personality.

>>170246573
>you
before you start shit flinging, I'm not the captain who blew the crab, but im 100% on his side

>>170246548
>contacts
Dropped. Fucking straight in the garbage, not even into the inside trash can, just throw in the back alley dumpster with that.
Glasses are amazingly attractive, you made a very large mistake.

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>>170246548
Fourth Reich when

ban both the mommi for being new and the other guy for killing a non-valid
also ban avada for doing that annoying t. x thing

>>170246573
>It was doing what it was supposed to
Spamming delamination messages and making the crew panic is totally within the mommi laws.

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Let's put an end to this shittery, did any of you faggots ahelp anything bout the mommi captain lovestory? no? then it doesn't matter you candy ass jabronis

DO YA SMELELELEL

>>170246662
I was the mommi.
I didn't want to be a mommi, I got hit with it because all the jobs I had signed up for were taken. If I had any interest in ever doing engineering, I would've gone on the test serb. If there were any engineers I wouldn't have tried to touch power, since the only engine I know how to set up is the singulo. If this happened on box, power would've gotten set up just fine.
Frankly, the admins can feel free to ban me from mommi and engineering, because I don't want to play it anyway. There's just no "NEVER EVER" section in the job preferences.

>>170242771
good on the trialmin
an admin should not be killing someone for making the most valid kill in all of space.
if his friend didn't want to die he shouldn't have gambled

>>170246681
It's part of engineering. People make mistakes. If you wanted to fix it, you could have. All you have to do is space the shard and they stop. Wow, so difficult. If the MoMMI had let the shard blow he would have been banned, if there was no human involvement in its sabotage.

If you want a MoMMI to leave, you know what you do? You tell it to not touch whatever you don't want it to. Because then if it does it breaks its laws, you don't have to be a prick and take someone out of the round.

Just fuck off and validhunt on another server, we don't need cancer like you here.

>>170246783
>having jobs you don't want enabled in role preferences

>>170246654
I'm American not Austrian.

>>170246618
>put contacts in
>wear contacts for a month straight
>take them out and clean them
>pop them back in
I live with no regrets.

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>>170246783
>There's just no "NEVER EVER" section in the job preferences.
there literally is you fucking retard, all jobs are set to never by default

>>170246828
>>170246859
Are you fucking illiterate? I said all the jobs I had enabled were taken, which means it gave me a random job. At least learn how to read at a third grade level before condescending to someone.

>>170246883
I'm pretty certain there's a toggle to just return you to the menu if everything you've selected is taken

>>170246832
>sleeping with contacts

>>170246883
not to be rude but theres an option to uh. Turn that off, you know?

>>170246883
>having random job enabled
>complaining about getting a job you don't want
how the fuck did you even manage to find this site if you're this stupid

>>170246883
>if all chosen jobs are unavailable be assistant

>>170246883
holy shit, people this stupid should be autobanned if they enter any engineering department

>>170246883
No dude, YOU are the illiterate, unironically.

>>170246832
Gaaaaaaarbage, garbage garbage GARBAGE.
Find a nice pair of frames to compliment your facial structure and become enlightened.
Every day I weep because I have been cursed with 20-20 vision and can't wear glasses without being a lame poser.
I just want a nice pair of tortoise shell half frames...

>>170246919
I don't feel a thing. http://www.airoptix.com/contact-lenses/night-and-day.shtml

they're ridiculously good.

>>170246917
There isn't, at least not that I saw.
>>170246927
>>170246931
>>170246945
>>170246980
>>170246993
>>170246993
>playing assistant
Please, never reply to me again.

>>170247018
There literally is.

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>>170247018

>>170247018
There is an option to return you to the lobby if your preferences aren't selected so you can late join. Please look harder.
I was on your side until now, you're just as much of a twat.

More occupation alt titles when?
I want to be a supply chief.

>>170247018
I think you just committed social suicide on an atmospheric simulation game, how does it feel?

>>170246089
There are people banned right now for fucking up the singulo
...because they did it on purpose
...because they didn't respond to ahelps
...because they logged out immediately afterwards

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>>170247018
>There isn't, at least not that I saw.
0/10, apply yourself

>>170247124
None of the above

>>170247028
>>170247049
>>170247138
Hindsight is 20/20.
>>170247051
>twat
I didn't realize 40 year olds played this game.
>>170247084
Oh no!

>>170247162
Fair enough, the NEWEST ban for doing it accidentally is by Dekret
That's fucking 2014
Doesn't apply today.

>>170247001
>Glasses
If you find a perfect pair they make you very handsome
Easy to clean
Can take off when you want
Will deflect slow moving objects heading at your face

You'll want to take them off because you're constantly feeling them press against your head
Finding that perfect pair is easier said than done
Nice pairs are expensive as fuck
Pretty easy to break
Not actually bullet proof

>Contacts night/day type

You're basically not blind anymore except the one night you take them out and chuck em/wash them
People never look at you for your glasses
You can never forget where you put them
Won't break and if they do they're disposable
Don't notice they're there

Doesn't stop anything flying at you
If an eyelash falls in your eye and somehow gets under your contact its like getting stabbed in the eye very gently and you will tear up
Have to take them out eventually and toss them
Also expensive
Don't even try opening your eyes underwater unless you want to deal with 20,000 leagues of shit

Contacts are way better for me because I don't want to be blind. I want to be normal. I don't want to think about it. I just pop them in and forget unless something unfortunate happens and I'm reminded or its my night of the month that I take them out and remember the world is a blurry fucking mess outside a foot away.

>>170247216
non perma bans are not listed on the ban page, most engie fuckups are a week ban

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>>170247216
>>170247124
>>170247257
idk what you fine people are meming on about but there's an active engineering ban right at the top of the list that was applied on the 3rd and will last till the 10th.

>>170247342
Singuloosing and causing a delamination alarm (but not completely delaminating) are of pretty different scales.

>>170247251
Contacts are definitely better on the vision factor but glasses are just so cool and charming and can turn average people into :heart_eyes:
If you're really blind that its very hard to see without any corrective lense I'd probably prefer contacts, but say you're only a little blinded then glasses are cooler and you won't need them 100% of the time

>>170247392
Yeah if I only needed them for reading I'd go for glasses but I can't drive or read anything past my monitor without help. I tried glasses and they annoyed me so I tried contacts and found they entirely mitigated my vision loss so it's a no brainer. I'll pick making the problem disappear every time.

>>170247491
i still bet you'd be cute in a nice pair of frames though :3

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>built 9 concurrent singulos
>built SME in every configurable fashion
>TEG is childsplay
>Round never last long enough to get a full R-UST going

what am I left to do? FACTORIO .15 ISN'T OUT I NEED TO EXPEL MY AUTISM

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>170247712
I've had pretty enjoyable derelict rust sessions in the past, it only takes 2 crabs with a project and a lot of chatter to lure the dead in.
Also good for admin sanctioned law disregarding engine research and development.

>>>/v/369563195

Why do people keep doing this to harse?

>5 replies
Please do not link to your own posts, it's pathetic. I'm not even going to give you a (You).

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>>170247257
>non perma bans are not listed on the ban page
all active bans are listed on the ban page. we don't have a lot of non-perma bans right now. how stupid are you?

>>170248029
You're the stupid one here.
He's communicating that expired temporary bans do not show up on the ban page, and as most engineering bans are temporary, you cannot search through old, expired ones for their reasoning unless an admin.

>>170248093
Would you believe me if I told you I never ever look at the rapsheet with the list of all bans, active and expired?
It takes several minutes to load and that's definitely not made better by CERTAIN PEOPLE I COULD NAME making novel-length (or perhaps script-length) ban reasons to be funny

>>170246917
you can go for assistant but if theres not enough sec it just randoms you
ive been burnt by this too

>>170248297
Yeah. That one really should be just completely erased, just like the person who thought they were funny and wrote it in.

>>170248347
I tried, but you can't actually edit ban reasons if the ban is lifted. You'd need Pomf to remove it from the database.
You know, I should ask Pomf to remove it from the database.

>>170248438
That's a good idea.
Get him to give the poster of that ban the ol' sarcalogo treatment while you're at it.

>picks head
>doesn't know how to do the jobs of the basic people working under him

Why do people do this

>>170248327
No, it sends you back to the lobby as if you tried picking assistant only and didn't get it.

>>170247178
>I didn't realize 40 year olds played this game.
i'm not that guy and i'm a 42 year old.

>>170248327
that's a lie
It says "there wasn't enough security to make you an assistant"

>>170248819
hmm i must have just chose the wrong option then
my bad

>>170248654
Or worse
>plays AI
>can't plasma flood when I subvert him.

>>170248654
>Start off in an overstaffed department
>decide to ask the HoP if anything needs staffed
> they make you a department head

>>170249289
>be warden
>HoP makes me HoS without asking me
I just wanted to stay in my brig.

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>zealot bans a 13
>zealot bans a kid only 3 years younger than
>tfw zealot has to go to high school today

>>170250762
hes like 20 dude

>>170250762
Is he really 16? Why did he ban the kid until he was 18 if we don't have an 18+ rule?

>>170250841
Yes all the admins are underage who else would want to be an admin in a 2D atmos simulator

>>170251047
he didn't say all of them, he just said zealot was

hot gases do kill xenos right?
if they are infesting virology and i wrench the pipes to cut virology from the station and connect a superhot N2 cannister to their nest they'll eventually die right?

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>be zealot
>go to high school
>get ass kicked by Chad
>go home crying because no one can stand being near me
>"well at least *sniffle* I have my space man game and *sniffle* my only friend, avada"
>"y-yeah *weeze*, I'm glad to be.. the freaking sawbones!!!!"
hahahahahaha

How do you get plasma super hot? burn chamber is hot but not like skullfuckingly hot.

Multiburn chambers?

>>170251558
R-UST

why are so many grey shits tolerated on this server? Its got to the point that they just do what ever they want because they know security wont do shit unless you've killed someone. So they just break in and steal whatever/fuck with your shit and no one cares. Getting tiresome

>>170251609
It's lowpop, sec is stretched thin and doesn't care about minor crimes

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>Make flats in maint
>Never get to stay in them because the station is too damaged to live in them

The eternal curse of a space bum.

>Play as human clown
>Call myself Avacado
>Run around shouting "join pupper the eve clan"

Would I be banned?

Who /onlyplayheadroles/ here?
I don't like to be told what to do.

>>170251609
I'd be much more heavy on the greyshits if the admins didn't bwoink me every time I brig them

>>170251695
If zealot is on yeah

>>170251460
>Zealot self shiller himself as super robust to deal with being bullied in high school daily

Makes brain tick...

>>170251609
ive noticed a lot of our AI's really dont like them. enough that if they're on safeguard and see a grey breaking stuff they just go ''yea kill him'' straight off rather than have us just take them to sec

>>170251609
I've actually noticed the opposite happening, may be a difference in the time zone we usually play in

is there a way to remove the pray option so i dont keep clicking on it instead of say when people move next to move?

>Join as clown called Kurt Jacobs
>ask female statics to dominate me in bed

Would I be banned?

>>170251848
just use hotkey mode and press t, or type say into the command line

>>170251890
>type say into the command line
oh i didnt know i could do this. ill do this.

>>170251919
you can type any of the speech commands into there, like ooc, looc, whisper, pray, adminhelp. it in fact takes in all commands, even stuff like point-to which brings up an interactive dialog, you can run any verb you want

>>170251460
Zealotron actually has lots of friends, not just Avada. At least half a dozen.

More than me by a factor of 3^2

>>170251880
None of the admins like Kurt
But
Trialmins are always looking for easy bans because they're still graded on how many bans they can pull a month, not how they handle bwoinks and rounds go under their watch

It's a fucking retarded system but good luck being the first trialmin to say it's bullshit when the headmins don't look anything more than the numbers and compare you all to each other

>>170251995
> Trialmins are always looking for easy bans because they're still graded on how many bans they can pull a month, not how they handle bwoinks and rounds go under their watch
almost fell for it

>>170251890
>>170251970
Is there a hotkey for whisper I've never been able to find one

>>170252083
there unfortunately isn't but if you press alt and then select settings > macros or something like that, you can bind a key to a verb, in my case b is bound to whisper

>>170251994
t. zealotron

>>170252121
actually, you need to right-click the game window bar (on top, near the station name) and choose client->macros

>>170238330
Aww, thanks guys. I had fun too.

>>170252138
Wasn't the meme that memebones has too many metafriends?

Being able to bite wires in a machine instead of using wirecutters for extra burn damage (and ignoring insuls) when?
I know it's wici, but is this a good idea?

I wanna compliment a static name's roleplay but I don't want to seem like they're self shilling.

>>170253352
Do it anyways, good chance they already do that so adding in doesn't hurt.

>>170238076
How's surfer a loser

What does the wizard's spell Subjugation actually do?

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>>170251660
I know that feel.

>>170253952
Makes you move like a drunk and stutter like a faggot
It's super fun to use

>>170253952
Antagonize people like a motherfucker by making them piss drunk and babble like a baboon for a couple minutes, a wizard who gets a scrying orb and the spell can fuck people up hard.

>>170251662
jesus christ he's got anti-tox in his moonshine system

>>170251353
>wrench the pipes to cut virology from the station
You know virology is on it's own internal distro circuit right?

>>170255662
even better

Is Sawbones actually robust?

>>170256461
Nah, he relied on bugs and how plasmaman used to be super OP

>>170256498
Sawbones vs Mallory Brooks, the Ash Surfer

Who wins?

>>170256498
>Throw a flashbang next to him
>He doesn't fall over


I would say plasmemes are pretty good still

so why is mommi law 1 dont interfere rather than dont directly interfere? the former makes it literally impossible to obey any other law without breaking 1

>>170257039
because admins

>borg named nigger 9000

boy i sure am glad we've been reduced to this for comedy

>>170257159
Holy fucking kek that's even better than the subtle ligger ones

>>170257159
It's ok, HAL 9001 wouldn't have been much better.

>>170256968
Most plasmeme suits, like any hardsuits, have flash protection built in. Only assistant and med don't iirc

>>170257159
Nigger RP is the most cringy thing on this server.

>>170257159
>>170257707
Who let these normalfags in?

>>170257761
I've been here forever, still cringy as fuck. Go back to /pol/.

Don't forget to collect your borervalids

What a shitshow all arcross the board.

>>170257761
>12 year old 'lmao i said bad word ARENT I SO RACIST HAHA' humor is funny
You have to go back.
Get back on your boat, go back to /pol/.
You can't stay here; you have to go back.
Not even stormfags like you. Nobody does. Nobody wants you here, you have to go back.

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>trapped in arrivals, escape shuttle has docked
>down a bottle of vodka, take my energy gun and blow my brains out
>someone drags me to escape shuttle and revives me
T-thanks

Let's ERP in dorms via the secret discord

Plasmamen are still incredibly OP, and the only reason not to play one is if you're scared of borgos.
>roundstart hardsuit that if sec takes away from you they get bwoinked
>burn resistance, getting shocked by doors or shot by lasers won't hurt as bad
>no blood, so you can just take bicaridine if you get hit instead of having to worry about blood loss
>completely immune to plasma flooding unless it gets set on fire
If borgs didn't exist plasmameme would be the go to race.

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>borrow some books from the library, half of them don't work
>get spooked while getting cool surgery
>continue getting spooked as I burden the away mission team
>eventually get a virus that has clone damage and biobulum causing me to be banished from where all the fun was happening
>ghost 30 seconds before everyone finishes and my catatonic body is taken back to the station
But why was I spooked so much that round?

>>170258910
I wanna stick my stun baton inside your catbeast, bb

>>170258928
>>roundstart hardsuit that if sec takes away from you they get bwoinked
guaranteed it'd be accepted as the risk of being a plasmeme if security ends up killing you because they had to search you for eyewear

>>170258928
And then you somehow die and Medbay has no idea what to do with you

>>170259013
Literally treat them the same as humans, except if you need to do something that requires their suit to be off rush them to the memecrowave quick to lower their body temperature.

>RD spends 20 mins on a puzzle for an injector with TK and 2 crap items
>2 screens north there were about 18 D20's in a wall

darn i really wanted them to pop those

>>170258928
Hardsuit has more flashbang resist than the tactical helmet, what the fuck

>>170259013
90% of blasma men come in with burns that are easily treated via sleeper or pills ( which they can eat for some reason), surgery is the same as it is for humans, they don't take burn damage in cyro when they aren't in a suit, they can still be cloned if all else fails

>>170258858
She's cute, name?

>>170257707

>you will never play again with Fat Albert, Boba Stainfort and Trayvon Martin

REMOVE VOX RAIDERS

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Justify that round.

#define MAX_VOX_KILLS 5 // number of kills during the round before the inviolate is broken

>dying roundstart just to cuck vox raiders
A new low.

>steal 4 emitters
>mommi unwrenches them for us
>jetpack in and take them all

this game mode is utter garbage, the objectives need reworks

good round nice chill relaxing

>>170259750
i forget but shes from dagashi kishi has good porn

>>170259953
>MoMMI unwrenches them for us
Wow, really, MoMMI, our emitters?