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Alexstrasza, Aspect of Life (Children) and Hope (Sex) Edition

Please note that the human playerbase of this game took a huge hit at The Grand Tournament and everyone left after the release of Old Gods. The only "people" left are gold-farming bots, Kripp, and bots designed to streamsnipe Kripp. This thread exists for said bots to discuss how to farm gold more efficiently, cheat to Legend, and of course, design memedecks that infuriate humans (like Kripp).

>/hsg/ Tournament Information
NA Tournament continues at:
http://challonge.com/BennyBrodesLockerNA

Viewable at:
twitch
.tv/axolotlhooves

>Deck lists, news etc
http://liquidhearth.com/
http://heartharena.com/
https://hsdecktracker.net/

>Open Tournaments
https://strivewire.com/
http://play.eslgaming.com/hearthstone/
http://zotac-cup.com

>/hsg/ general & tournament discord
https://discord.gg/Q7cbP

>Optimal pack buying / crafting strategy
Save up all gold 120 days before each expansion (6100g). This means saving for the next set starting the 18th of April. You can craft remaining top legendaries without the chance of pulling them from packs.

>Simulate your 50 pack pre-order
https://speedodevo.github.io/packr/

>Track your Un'Goro pity timer
http://pitytracker.com/

Previously: >>170043592
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First for old memes
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no one uses the discord, stop including it
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>>170126579
As the dude who capped that thread, don't call it old. It'll take another two years of pure agony here before it has any patina.
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>>170126579
>November 2016
>old meme
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>>170126579
tired stale meme
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>>170122898
you were alright, I don't watch a lot of hearthstone but your casting was definitely not bad
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reminder that there was datamined "for the horde/alliance" emots, how could they possibly implement them into the game?
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>>170127390
The current brawl has all new emotes for the three gang leaders.
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>>170127589

I thought there were only two gangs, aya and kazukus?
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>>170127789
>tfw bullying goons
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>>170127789
You might think you're clever but Goons are actually the strongest deck this brawl.
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So I have ~100 ranked wins
Do you believe in me boys?
Pray for me, im going in
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>>170127868
>mobile
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>>170128542
Trying to get golden portrait for pally in this meta? Good luck. Next expansion will be out before that happens.
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>>170128545

even worse, when i play on phone, it crashes anytime I highlight a card on opponent's turn, since the last update. BLIZZARD QUALITY
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>>170128715
what os?
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>>170128762
Iphone
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>>170128826
iphone is shit
youre a cuck
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>>170127868
>cant even click on the magic cabal building
Why even play?
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>>170127985
>goons
>the strongest
just because LE CLOWN FIESTA RNG STORIES TO TELL XDDD favors them more than the others, goons in constructed are complete garbage, face it pal
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>>170128867
>cuck
im not the one playing hearthstone this week
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>>170128910
>strongest deck this brawl
>goons in constructed

you must be over 18 to shitpost on this website
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>>170128910
Brawl is what I said. I'm not your pal either, faggot.
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>>170127985
>tons of weapon synergy minions
>get to the end of the deck
>1 piranha lawnchair
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Is hearthstone the most comfy game of all time?
I think the visuals and art DESTROY those weebshit counter-parts
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pre-order un-goro
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What's your favorite card, /hsg/?
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>>170129941
The art, music, and entry animations are generally top notch. I also really like the new, slower meta since pirate cancer is a lot less prevalent.
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>>170129587

Get rid of BoK, it's just a 4/4/4 with charge that requires you to have something on the board to be played
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>>170130097
ITS NOT FAIR
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>>170130097
My boy edwin. If anybody has the smug edwin vancleef pepe post it please
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imagine if:
>warrior quest: use weapons X amount of times
>quest reward is a unbreakable weapon
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>>170130097
Someone injured?
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>>170130390
>they're giving 1600 for sylvanas when that means that you can only get a single refund instead of dusting multiple copies

Does nobody realize this....?
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>>170130097
He was my first lego i kinda miss him ;_;
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>>170130802
Yes, you fucking imbecile. You stupid clown man. You retard. We all immediately realized that the first second we heard it. You think you're that goddamned smart that you saw through their Jewish tricks? Well, good job goy. You finally fucking figured out what my goddamn dog knew two weeks ago. You fucking mental midget.
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>>170130007
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>>170130097
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>>170130097
he's bad but the few times he saves a game it's great
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>>170130097
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>>170131772

faceless + sap is my favourite bm move
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I know this deck is bad ryt now, but, will the next patch buff nzoth decks?
>rate 1-10 ty
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>>170133120

doubt it. they just took out sylv, with was a cornerstone for nzoth.
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This is the second time I've seen this combo in this run alone, what the fuck.
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>>170133120
> What does Justicar ever do with paladin

ok, it summons 2 1/1 per turn. I really doubt that's useful on turn 7+ and you have only 1 blessing to buff those.
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>>170130097
i wish HS had cards like this
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>>170133690
well if there was ever chance for big card effects like that it would be those Legendary Quest cards from the next expansion
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>>170133656
>as for justicar, i find her helpful winning the fatigue game.
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>>170133690

thats sort of jax
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>>170133514
I mean, can nzoth mage be a thing?
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>>170134002

with birb coming up, maybe. seems like you are asking to get your hand flooded with 10 cost 10/10s though
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>>170130097

>tfw opponent is at 16, plays this and you have lenard jenkins in hand
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Hello.
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>>170133958
It's less jax and more a reliable Elise who instead of turning your deck into pagel, turned your deck into 3x king krush, 3x deathwing, 3x drainlife with +6 spell damage (and healing), and one "set your enemy to 1 health and destroy armor"
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>>170134705
Isn't that a hunter pet ftom the WoW:TCG who had a similar effect?
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>>170135071
probably, all hearthstone does is reuse the mechanics of a failed trading card game.
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STILL no more reveals?
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>>170135340
Don't forget the art, it's getting reused too.
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reminder that the power level of cards they will release to make none jade control decks viable again will kill the games meta for the next year
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Is this the new meta?
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mandatory 'this game is awful as a beginner' post of the day.

I'm gonna try out Shadowverse.
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>>170135907
aggro rogue and jade druid should be switch
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>>170135943
I really wouldn't mind a game mode that only allowed starter and level-unlocked cards
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>>170135832
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>>170136124
Make it 5 mana so it's totally useless vs anything but jade. Cf. Eater of Secrets
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>yfw un'goro only makes the aggro problem worse
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>>170136059
The thing is, I'm not even against spending money on the game... it just seems like you need to spend at least $100 to even start being viable.

People recommend adventures but it just seems like such awful value for $20 when you realize you're really not becoming much more viable, and I'm not willing to buy multiple at a time.

honestly this genre and its business is just cancer. fun, but complete cancer.
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>>170136576
Why would un'goro reduce aggro?
They make expansions at least two in advanced, if not much further than that given that when they had the mtg guy in to give advice on an expansion they confirmed that it was this year's winter expansion.
They only now admitted that snowbally 1 drops are a problem, despite the fact they should have learned that lesson years ago.
And they have admitted that they have never actively tried slowing down the meta because they feel the meta slows itself down and they always want the game to be quick and playable for the people who only have 5 minutes on a train ride.

They will not reduce aggro as an active measure, and the oppressive 1 drops won't stop until next year, which is probably when we'll also see the first rogue card that justifies the flurry nerf.
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>>170136576
Consistent turn 3 lethal will be a thing
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>>170137000
>>170137121
All this game needs is a mechanic to make use of floated mana so that people both stop adding so many low cost cards and this stops being curvestone.
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>love to play control
>play against jade druid who gets 1 mana fat cards out the ass

why the fuck is this allowed?
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>>170117808#
His opponent here
Where exactly did I miss lethal if you can recall?

I'm not great at the game in the first place, but my nerves get fucked playing in the tourney for whatever reason.
Ultimately, this is a bullshit tourney for fun anyways. Did you honestly expect top tier players?
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>>170137170
Hearthstone by design will always will be curvestone because the only complex mechanic Team 5 is capable of is pick a card out of 3 randomly generated cards.
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>all 3 kabal are good
>2/3 jade are godlike, third is fun tier
>1/3 goons is almost tier 4, rest are unplayable

what did team 5 mean by this
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>>170138076
jade rogue is welfare tier. got such shit suppose for jades
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>>170138204
The devs were way too careful with rogue. They know that rogues can cheese out more jades with shadowstep and raptor, but the problem is that those decks are so anti tempo they fuck you over before the value is worth it. Its the same reason the grimy goons failed. Too much tempo loss
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>>170138076
they meant we should all pre-order un-goro
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>opponent topdecks burglar -> babbling book -> fireball for lethal

why even play this game anymore
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>>170137260

Jade is probably the dumbest thing they have ever made.
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>>170139497

I just had a game where a rogue burgled 2 taunts into the druid legendary that gives 10 armor to save him from dying

i'm unironically one game more from uninstalling after that
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>>170139497
let poor rogue play, it's not his fault he got shit cards
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>>170126415
isn't it the other way around? life is sex and hope is children?
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after matchmaking tonight i'm 100% sold on rigged matchmaking
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>reddit genuinely believes rogue is fine because of one deck that relies on a neutral that completely ignores all thier mechanics is good.
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>>170134969
>ramp druid with astaroth's reckoning + moonfire
terrifying
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>Jade is about getting great value from gradually dropping more and more powerful golems
>Goons is about getting great value from buffing and spitting out strong minions early

But Cabal just increases the value of Reno decks? The other two aren't being fucked by the rotation, and their legends aren't SO integral that burying them at the back of the deck will negate the strength of their gang entirely.
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I transformed a minion into the charging boar and my buzzard didn't activate. I guess transforming a minion doesn't proc "summon."
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>>170142005
Kabal focuses on grinder decks in the classes that can utilize all its toolkits.
>>170142028
Transform does summon a minion it just turns one into another.
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I just pulled 5 legendaries in Arena, one is prince malchezaar
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i think im going to go for gold druid next, rogue isn't fun at all right now
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>decide to meme at 15
>games are either the most extreme greedy control decks or pirate warrior

does midrange not exist
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Who wants 80 gold and to give me a pack?

NA
ICWiener #1254
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>when priests don't know how pyro works
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>>170142602
sent
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Last time i played was during the old gods xpac. Am i fucked if i start playing again?
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>>170142889

wait another month for rotation, right now the game is in the worst state it has ever been
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>>170142995
You hyped for the quest cards they are adding?
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>>170142889
You're never fucked if you buy a lot of packs and you even get a great discount on Un'goro if you preorder now!
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>>170142889
the game is terrible right now
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uh

ok
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>>170142995
>>170143065
>>170143195
yea i feel kinda lost not being able to make anything because of all the xpac cards im missing
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>>170143036

no, i just want these fucking retard enabling cards rotated out asap to freshen up the game
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>>170143036
Maybe if we see more than one, we'll have reason to be hyped
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>>170142617
desu I have no idea does pyro activate in that case. Ok, wiki says:
> triggered effect is activated by the resolution of a spell effect, not the spell being cast, meaning it only activates after all other consequences of the spell have completed

> if a priest with a Wild Pyromancer on the board uses Shadow Word: Death to destroy a Sylvanas Windrunner, and her Deathrattle takes control of the Wild Pyromancer, he will not trigger from the casting of the spell.
Hearthstone logic
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anybody on Asia server want to friend me for a 80g challenge?
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>>170144156

it's one of those things you learn the hard way
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>>170126415
I'm going to need the source for that pic, reverse image search is giving me nothing.
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>>170144156
Few days ago saw something similar in a Best Of vid I can't find
One of THESE bitches was on 1 health, and a Warlock used Mortal Coil on her. But she DIDN'T die, because despite the fact that it USUALLY gives you the card AFTER the minion dies, she was BUFFED by the card that the Warlock supposedly got from KILLING her
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>>170144759
saw this too
FIX YOUR GAME BRODE
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>Potion of Madness vs. Shadow Madness
Is the change from 2 to 3 attack really worth 3 extra mana?
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>>170145109
If it makes the players buy packs it's sure worth it.
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after much deliberation, I've decided to not waste money on this game. what's the point? the game is 90% frustration and annoyance that you can't do anything about unless you cough up hundreds of dollars for the latest shitty meta.

I know you were all dying to know.
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>>170144759
Gadgetzan is full of sloppy coding. Check out Toast video of his Weasel experiments.
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>>170145479
Liked, upvoted, and subscribed!
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How would this deck do?
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What do you think she smells like?
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>>170146006
>I'll never smell
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IT
WON'T
DIE
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>>170146160
>play control warrior mirror
>shieldslam it
>opposing warrior takes 50 damage
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>>170146223
>Goes down to 30 Armor
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>>170146160
how is that good
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feels good feasting on pirate warriors
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>>170146307
How is Dreadsteed good?
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>>170146369
I once played a nzoth deck and warlock slapped dreadsteed on board while killing my Sylvanas.
I played rest of the match not realising the mastermind behind that play because n'zoth clogged my board with 6 dreadsteeds
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>wake up
>decide to play some hearthstone at the comfy rank of 15

don't know why i expected anything different
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>>170146628
Excellent story
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>>170146867
hope you like it, Brode
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>>170147118
Eddy!
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>>170147118
Do you still need someone?
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>>170147947
No, just done it
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Neat, a more riskier aggro deck

Don't have Finja or Leeroy though and I'll have to wait until Rag is retired to get the dust
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>>170148148

>meta aggro in casual
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>>170148414
Just testing it out

It's very easy to brick
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>>170148148
>>170148414
>leave hearthstone for 3+ months
>come back
>aggro/midrange rogue with azure drakes and shit is apparently meta now because of the finja package
half my friends list is still people I whupped with aggro rogue back in WotOG when nobody was imagining rogue could exist without auctioneer
I guess patches and STB are probably what got people to take rogue's aggro tools more seriously
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>>170148716
Auctioneer is still insanely good on rogue.
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I gotta say I'm hating on this brawl.

No matter which of the three I get the cards are completely wrong.
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What would you replace in this Wild Zoolock

I don't have leeroy sadly
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>>170148930
brann and reliquary seeker
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>>170148982
for what?
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>>170148716

>nobody was imagining rogue could exist without auctioneer

that's because back then fucking most of the matchups were garbage for aggro rogue, that's why backslash rogue died
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>>170149001
Maybe some implosions or dark bombs
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>>170148930
Reliquary Seeker, Brann and Argus
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>>170148716
STB isn't that good for this aggro Rogue and I just put it in to increase my chances of pulling out Patches and I'd drop one if I only had Leeroy

Getting the pirate that buffs the weapon attack is more important
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>>170148930

-Seeker
-Shadowflame
+2x Egg
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Ok /hsg/, why is this arrakoa holding a golden frog?
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>>170149413

why not?
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>>170149098
>that's why backslash rogue died
I have literally no idea what you're talking about and google suggests it was from way before I started playing
post-standard, matchup spreads were more than fine until people learned to play around horserider cold blood, which took a while
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>>170149485
Because it's not even a rare pepe.
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>>170149562

i'd like to see your collection of solid gold pepes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=78&v=YQP1sxdw3YI

Just found this on /b/
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>>170150147

>please watch my youtube videos
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>>170150147
how is that jewish beyblade called?
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>>170149413
why is the frog so smug
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>>170150696
Full golden deck
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>freeze mage in casual
fucking why
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>>170150696
because he silenced your tirion
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>>170150807
Dont wanna drop rank when he is trying to do daily. I did kazakus mage in casual just now since it was the first time i used it.
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>It's a secretkeeper into coin noble sacrifice episode
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>>170150825
>turn 9 tirion + redemption after forcing his hard removals
I miss this. Why is pala kill?
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>>170150951
Because paladin isn't Blizzard approved.
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>>170150951
no WELL MET allowed
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>Every time I hear the Aya's voice.

am I a pedophile
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>>170151092
>not in shadowverse general
I doubt it
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>>170150951
No early game and removal to compete with fast decks, can't outvalue reno decks in the late game, can't stop fun and interactive face damage from combos. Ebin goofy murloc OTK combo is one semiviable deck paladin has right now.
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>>170151395
And people complained about muster
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WHERE ARE THE CARD REVEALS
WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZARD
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>>170151534
The community has to reach 1000000 preorders before cards are revealed.
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>>170151395
Not to mention that shit lego. Its a glorified minibot. Cant rely on it for healing at all. Has a cannon for a torso and doesnt even get an effect thats related to it. Bravo designers
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>>170151479
It's funny because nowadays there is lots of shit you could do to deal with minibot into muster turn 3.

Coincidentally, it doesn't work when pirate shaman or warrior play muster for pirates on turn 1-2.
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>>170151479
Given dropout rate in Hearthstone, most of the complainers started playing around TGT or LoE.
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>>170151693
you're meant to be buff it into relevance you dingbutt
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>>170151912
Like i said, a glorified minibot.
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>>170143206
is this fake? it cant be a cuck too cant he?
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>>170151950
A glorified minibot is pretty shitty.

But it's pretty good in a format without a regular minibot.

What I don't like is that it's a legendary. If you could run two of them, or if it cost 2-mana, it would be very solid.
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>>170152071
Ben cucks Hearthstone playerbase so he's probably not a cuck himself
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>>170152112
>/hsg/ told me to craft burnbristle
>tfw I listened
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>haven't played in quite a while
>first game
>opponent has three 1 health minions
>cast arcane missiles
>all 3 hit face
>uninstall.exe
Yep, still know why I stopped playing.
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Preorder Journey to Un'goro
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>>170151479
If we forget about secret paladin's reign of terror for a second, muster for battle is one the best balanced cards Team5 have ever produced. It has value, it has drawbacks, it's in the right mana spot, it has enough potential synergy to satisfy my inner Johnny.
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>>170152457
I'm pretty sure /hsg/ told you not to play paladin in the first place.
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>>170152556
give me back my dust
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>>170152457
I'm so sorry you fell for goons meme. Paladin has been trash since Standard. Expecting sudden change because of bad Timmy cards was unwise.
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>>170152112
What I don't understand is why it has such low stats and mana cost.

The card heals, which means you need to take damage prior to playing it. It also needs to be buffed first to be useful. Presumably it needs to sit in your hand for a dozen turns first before you play it, so why the fuck does it have low stats?

As it is currently, it's just a crap version of SHARP GADGETZAN STEEL.
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>>170152632
I'm a Timmy myself and Burnbristle is not a Timmy card.
Every old god is.
I fucking loved whispers
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>>170151693
>Has a cannon for a torso and doesnt even get an effect thats related to it. Bravo designers
Gang of mystical thief-ningas theme is making really big golems. Xaril """"poison""" cards are buff cards except for 1 nuke. Rogue still have only 5(?) weapon synergy cards(and 4 of them are just "gibe damage") despite having "create weapon" as heropower. Warrior still have only 2 armor synergy cards and nobody used siege engine so it's pretty much 1 armor synergy card.

What did they mean by this?????
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>>170152779
Handbuffs are essentially Timmy cards. They promise lots of stats, bing bang when 1 mana 5/6 is slapped on the board and even bigger whiff when it doesn't work.
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>>170151092

she's a thick, full bodied woman of colour
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>>170152678
It's clearly meant to be played with handbuff because as it is, it trades unfavorably with fucking Jade Claws.

And handbuff is a terrible mechanic, so it's all in line with Blizzard's design p[hilosophy.
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Which fucking streamer is playing with some retarded ass meme shit control shaman with shit load of taunts and nzoth? Queued into the same fucker twice in a row and nigger was BM as fuck the entire game and added me to BM even more.
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>>170152678
>so why the fuck does it have low stats?
Because paladin theme is bad minions and negative internal synergy
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who here alaways plays memedecks but gets fucked by rotation/nerfs all the time
first they took my chows from my nuke priest now they're taking the drakes (and so the curator synergy) from my boomkin drood
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>>170152863
No she isn't
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>>170152887
Maybe Strifecro?
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>>170152859
You are mistaken anon.
Timmy cards are not always garbage but are big and do stuff and also are overcosted so only Timmies play them.
Some garbage cards are just garbage cards.
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>>170152678
having good minions, spells and weapons is shaman class identity, you can't take this away from him
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>>170151693
>Has a cannon for a torso and doesnt even get an effect thats related to it
Wait
What if we made it so that every time a pirate is summoned, it deals 2 damage to a random enemy?
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>>170152887

ant used to stream that, i played it as well
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>>170152678
Because the card does have insane text
If it had actually vanilla stats, it would be insane
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>>170153747
Since when healing is insane text?
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>>170153082
Maybe you're right. Timmy cards and garbage cards often go hand in hand.
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>>170153986
They do.
Timmy just wouldn't bother to buff up his whole garbage hand into relevancy, thats what Johny is doing.
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>>170154131
Johnny doesn't care about huge stats that's what makes Timmy hard
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aa 3 mana 4/5 with blank text is printed

is it playable?
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>>170154416
Well maybe that's the worst thing about goons.
They appeal to noone
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>>170130518
Here late smug pepe for you lapdog
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>>170154425
it would need taunt too
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>>170154425
3 mana 3/4 (Totem Golem) is already played.

Yes.
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https://www.twitch
.tv/kayzr
finals get hype
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>>170154767
also, have Voljin for your collection
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>>170155563
literally who
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>>170152632
Goons is what balanced aggro should be like anyway

It only has no place now because everything is imbalanced
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mages are so fucking bullshit now that arena is standard
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https://discord.gg/NVBCXr2

/hsg/ general & tournament discord
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>>170156337
Fuck off.
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>>170156409
Fuck off.
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Paladin has a card that heals yourself based on the damage a minion deals.

It's a legendary taunt minion.

Warrior has a card that gains armor, aka a better heal, based on the damage a minion deals.

It's a taunt but not legendary minion so you can have 2.

Hunter has a card that deals damage to enemy hero based on the damage a minion deals.

It is legendary but no taunt so your opponent ignores it.

3 cards for the goons with similar effects but one is dog shit, one has decent use and the most overpowered one with the best effect isn't even a legendary and you can play two of it, and is pretty much a staple in every control deck.

Nice design blizzard.
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>>170155793
does it matter?
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What does /hsg/ think about our greatest card game philosopher?
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>>170156725
Come on, knuckles is a great control hunter card, just like Giant Sandworm.
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>>170156946
I would agree if it has taunt like the other two but nope.
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The willpower + endurance token deck is everything Paladin wishes it could be. Why does Blizzard think I want to play smelly murlocs instead of commanding a professional army?

Just fucking let me play white/red aggro.
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>>170156725
Silly child. Warrior is entitled to better cards than everyone else.
Be thankful other classes are allowed good cards at all.
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now that the dust has settled, we will all pre-order the dino packs right?
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>>170157082
i was always going to. im not going to let gwent shills stop me from having a good time
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>>170157051
Someone played that on the EU /hsg/ tournament

https://clips.twitch.
tv/SincereObedientArugulaWTRuck
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God why is typing on keyboard on Firefox android so sluggish.
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>>170157082
ofcourse. Why wouldnt i preorder and throw away 50 € of my hard earned money when i only have 15k dust. Its not like i cant craft whatever card i want from the new se..oh wait yes i can. I guess i wont preorder then
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>>170157051
Because reddit were always losing to minibot into muster when they queued up with their bounce deathrattle reno rogue into ranked, so paladin can't have anything playable that costs less than 4 mana. Besides, most people play paladin because Tirion is a cool card that has this fucking awesome entrance animation and this is more or less an actual quote from Ben Brode.

Tunnel trogg, totem golem, jade claws, spirit claws, mana wyrm, and pirate package are A-okay though.
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>>170157081
Yeah I wouldn't mind if it has no taunt or worse stats or isn't a legendary but it's too good. If we didn't have an aggro meta everyone would be complaining about it.
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>>170157270
You solved a captcha to post that?
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>>170157369
Yeah the captcha was dog shit verify to none type too
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>>170157295
>crafting cards when you can spend 50 bucks and get 400-500 dust worth of common duplicates
ya gonna goof it up sonny
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>>170157461
of fuck you are right. Well im back on the preorder train again. Gotta get those commons with money.. but wait. Whats this? I also have 2k gold saved up to 40 packs when the expansion is released? Guess im back on the no preorder train
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>>170156725
Except the hunter legendary doesn't even deal damage if the opponent trades minions into it, you have to control it and make it attack a minion for the effect to trigger

It's really fucking shit and taunt wouldn't do anything to save that card
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>Play hearthstone for first time in ages
>Spend out some dosh on memerena
>realize meme arena is only fun mode to play and constructed is "eh"
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>>170156725
>Hunter has a card that deals damage to enemy hero based on the damage a minion deals.
Isn't that every minion?
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>>170157875
You'd think they would try to make constructed more appealing, since you have to buy packs to play it properly, but nope
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Its a little shilly in here today. Better grab my antishill coat
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>>170157918
I just wish Arena were cheaper. I pretty much only play constructed to get quests done.
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weeee
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>>170156725
it's almost like classes have different capabilities that cost them different amounts of mana!
just like mortal strike is a worse fireball.
just like quick shot is a better darkbomb.

not denying blizzard's implementation of the concept is garbage, but the concept itself is not inherently bad, so fuck off.
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C L E V E R
L
E
V
E
R
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>>170159905
i want to perform some clever tricks on that girl
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>>170159905
THIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCC
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r8 my card idea
from 2015
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>>170159905
cum once
Combo: cum twice
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>>170159089
Well thanks for agreeing. I didn't say the concept is bad, I said the implementation is shi.
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>>170157218
>i have a good time spending real money to open up .jpgs
The state of your "life"
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>>170160280
>i eat water and rice
>50 bucks is a lot to me
get a part time job at kfc like my and you can afford it easily lmao
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>>170160129
>design = implementation
how do you people even function on a day to day basis?
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>>170160497
>I work at kfc
>I spend my paycheck on .jpgs and brag about it
Your "life" just gets worse every post
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>>170160678
you should do something with your life too man, you will be more happy haha
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>>170160497
see unlike you i kept my paychecks and have 15k€ in the bank. Last time i spent money in Hearthstone was at BRM
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>>170160129
There is not a single mention of the design word in the post I quoted. How do you function again?
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>>170160586
>>170160919 is for you.
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>>170158043
Also, rate shitty arena deck
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>>170160916
hearthstone cards is one of the best and most profitable investments you can make
what are you waiting for, grow your capital!
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how do u get a grill like this
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>>170160115
Suck a dick.
Combo: He nutted but you still sucking.
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>>170160816
Youre trying too hard blizzshill. Ready for record low preorders?
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>>170161114
A gold digger?
Trust me, you dont want one.
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>>170161190
>2 faggots left for shadowverse
>ready for record low prerorders?
sure, anon.
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>>170161190
>record high
adapts to your post
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>>170161419
Cunnyverse wins again
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>>170161487
>record high

kek sure buddy, sure

enjoy your ded gaem
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dinos are gonna make hs great again
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>>170161190
>>170161609
>>170161697
>Shadowcucks desperately defending their pedophilia simulator again
when will they learn their place?
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>>170161487
every single person i know has quit playing this game and my 50+ friendlist that used to have 20-25 people online now only has 2-5. This game is dying anon
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>>170161836
I kinda feel bad for them.
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>>170156725
I like it how Ben keeps repeating that the card rarity is decided on how rare the effect is yet we already have Mistress of Pain that has literally the same effect as Boomfucker Bristlesomething.
Turns out that taunt + divine shield is so Op that it needs to make the card legendary.
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80g quest, no one online. Post EU id.
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>>170161972
ventoaureo#2740
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>>170161972
happyfeet 219243
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got my golden shaman portrait, nothing really changed because I use morgl

gold totems look neat though
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These nerfs really turned the aggro decks upside down.

Is probably what someone over at Blizzard thought.
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what do people get out of playing Pirate Warrior or Aggro Shaman?

>inb4 "I play to win." fedoralords start shitting up the thread

what do you get out of winning in this game?
what is the incentive for winning?
are you any better off than you were before after grinding your way to rank 5 with Pirates?
can you truly say that you enjoyed the experience?
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>>170160084
make it 4 mana
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>>170162317
your tears are all I need
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>>170162240
Did you move over to Pirate Warrior instead of aggro shaman after the nerfs?
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>>170161419
>>170161487
>>170161836
>this damage control
kek people just watch krip play meme decks, it doesn't mean anyone is buying or any new players are coming. It's just a handful of autists playing gold decks vs bot accounts
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>>170162440
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>>170162317
I get fast gold and golden portraits.
Compare Pirate warrior to old cuntrol warrior. you can win 3-4 games in the timespan of a single control warrior game.
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>>170162240
What deck are you playing? This thing is flat out retarded with pirate warrior
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>>170162317
>If you play to win you're a neckbeard

Christ, this projecting is unreal.
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>>170162575
Not that anon but I use pirate warrior
I've watched it make misplays after misplays and still win easily on rank 20.
And my processor is dog shit from 2007. I assume someone with a good PC would fuck shit up hardcore.
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Blizzard is fucking incompetent. I'm now stuck at this shitty fucking rank 5 and literally every fucking deck I play against is face pirate.
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>>170162394
>>170162581
literally neither of you answered the question.

I don't expect Fedora wielders to be able to articulate their thoughts clearly, but you could at least give it a try.
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>>170162783
Neither of them, but to answer literally
>what do you get out of winning in this game?
>what is the incentive for winning?
Gold
There's gold on the line for winning
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ungoro is gonna fucking awesome
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>>170162906
SAY YOUR LINE HEARTHKEK
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>>170162783
Well, considering you started your post off with "HEY, I'M A LIBERAL" bait, I shouldn't be too surprised you're this thick a moron.

The ladder system rewards you for winning. The faster you win, the faster you rank up. Therefore, people will gravitate towards faster, aggressive decks so that games are decided faster.

I hope you haven't been playing the game very long, this is all incredibly basic stuff.
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>>170162575
Pirate warrior with external A.I. and custom combo, mulligan and settings.
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>>170163072
>I play to win so that I can collect digital currency
this is how I know you are a high schooler/college freshman/unemployed
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>>170162763
You're retarded. You should stay on rank 20 until the end and then just farm fast for the cards.

>>170163223
Post the mulligan settings.
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>>170163223
Is Silver.dll worth a shot. Default is awful and rush is a downy bot
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Hey /hsg/, just a reminder that your fat pizza boy can never make a card this cool.
Sad isn't it?
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UNGORO IS GONNA BE FUCKING AWESOME
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>>170163915
Whats cool about it?
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>>170164016
9 mana do nothing ULTRALUL
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>>170164016
You cannot remove it from the board.
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>>170163904
Well given that I'm currently at a 95% winrate (19w/1l) I'd say yes.
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>>170163915
>9 mana
kek'd

enjoy your 1000 hour long games, I'm done farming 100 HS gold in the time it takes you to finish 1 game of cuckverse
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>>170164068
I would rather have a minion that does something when dropped on turn 9 instead of that.
Compare it to for example to Rag and it's shit. Especially since the game is as aggro as Hearthstone is.
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>>170164052
You know what evolve does right?
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>>170164186
absolutely nothing on turn 9
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how can one man hold this much power?
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>>170164068

If that became meta then paladin would be back.

>Follow the Rules

Too lol minion.
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>>170164198
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>>170164302
another 9 mana do nothing
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>>170164113
I need to figure out how to mess with the settings better. It still says im using default
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>>170164418
There's tutorials my man. I accidentally clicked away the win screen and it didn't log the win, feels bad man.
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>>170164174
In term of powerlevel, it's nowhere near Rag. In fact I doubt it would be even usable in Shadowverse since by turn 8-9 people start dropping their "I win" buttons left and right.
But the card itself is fucking cool. That's what a big drop should look like, cool, unique effect and pose some sort of threats. Big drops in HS are fucking lame as hell. Summon tokens, deal damage, just generic shit. Blizzard needs to step the fuck up their game.

>>170164285
>Follow the Rules
This card is in Havencraft, the equivalent of Priest, so they can just Innerfire it back. Rogue can also Cold Blood it. Paladin can buff the shit out of it of course, Warrior and Hunter will probably need to pray their handbuff can hit it. The only class that can't buff it is probably Warlock.
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A question for handlock players:
How do you deal with the mirror when it becomes a race for combo? I know the rng aspect of the game, but even if i manage to squeeze thaurisan -> jaraxxus + infernal on an empty board I can never seem to gain enough tempo to establish the combo.

I've gone matches where I prepare with armor potion in hand and get a cost reduction on 2 pieces, but either i get out-valued in trades for playing a 5/5 on turn 6 or the other guy goes full greed combo with soulfire before I can get mine off. Is it just variance?
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>>170164363
Olivia is the equivalent of "Add three 0 cost spells that give your minions +2/+2 and Charge to your hand".
She's value incarnate.
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>>170164608
value doesn't matter when your face is ded
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>>170164608
Don't forget you can actually just charge up Olivia right away on the board.
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>>170164510
>How do you deal with the mirror when it becomes a race for combo?
Time your taunt, really. There's no way around it.
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>>170164510
when it becomes a race for combo it's extremely difficult to win if you draw yours later unless you can keep taunts up or just beat him down
kazakus is one of the few ways to beat it though with armor potions

if you're getting outvalued it's likely your opponent isn't running combo since it's a pretty terrible meta choice on ladder right now
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>>170164648
That's why you put healing and taunts in your value-oriented control deck.
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How's that saving up going /hsg/?
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>>170164013
is it
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>>170164705
gotcha. Why would you consider combo bad right now? Jade is too big to outvalue with reno +kazakus if the game goes too long.
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>>170164764
>control in a game with dshift
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>>170143065
>You're never fucked if you buy a lot of packs

Buying a lot of packs in this game is kind of fucked up in itself.

It baffles me how Blizzard still has the balls to pretend that HS packs are worth one dollar when they have an average of 5% chance of having a legendary. Do they think every single legendary is worth 20 dollars?
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>>170164919
>Arena is "worth" 2 dollars
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>>170164883
combo is pretty bad against pirates which are half the ladder right now
and jades can be beaten with jaraxxus and twisting nether

here are my renolock stats with no combo and as you can see druid is one of the best matchups
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>>170164919
True.
When you factor in that a pack only contains 5 cards, and the abysmal drop rate of Epic/Lego cards, HS packs are overpriced as hell.

They need to make it 8 cards a pack, or improve the drop rate for a pack to be worth 1 dollar. As it is I think $1 dollar should buy you 3 packs.
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>he pays 50 moneys for virtal cards
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>>170165112
oh you
i pay a lot more xD
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>>170165027
thanks for the info senpai.
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>Turned my wild warrior bot on and went to sleep
>Rank 5 this morning

Am I about to get banned?
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>>170141967
b-but muh weapons
b-but muh weapon based class
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So how's everyone's day going?
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>>170165446
I wish I'd get banned, I'm hoping to get freed for 3 years now.

But no, you might have a 0.5%
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>>170165968
I haven't seen a finja version of that deck yet but boy fuck am I tired of seeing egg druid at higher ranks. Past rank 5 in wild every single deck is either face warrior, eggs or Reno. It's hell.
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>>170166242
It's how competitive card games work, especially when the card prices are fixed.
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>>170130802
actually you can dust it afterwards and get 400 more or 1600 if you had a golden one . check this out i hope it helps you understand it better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnn9C6iw52Q
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>>170165112
>he spends hours a day grinding for digital wealth
>he spends hours playing a game he doesn't enjoy
>he think he is "sticking it" to Blizzard
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>>170166339
I understand that. In fact, just a few months ago Wild was dominated by secret pally and n'zoth.

Eggs and face warrior decks are incredibly un-fun to play against. Games never go past turn 6. The progress you worked an hour towards winning 3 games can be lost in 10 minutes.
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I'm playing jadezoth control shaman. No pirates, no trogg, no totem golem. Am I still an awful person?
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>>170130802
Who the fuck has multiple copies? This helps poorfags more than those who hoard multiple copies of each leggo, plus we get to have it be playable in wild.
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>>170166675
Who the fuck has multiple copies of PO, Ice lance, azure drake, conceal, ice lance? I don't know, you tell me
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Why do I continue to play this hellish nightmare of an unbalanced game?
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>>170167018
only a small minority of players owns more than 2
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>>170167018
Did you really expect all those to get nerfed? you can disenchant it for normal value anyway. I much prefer this system of reimbursement, I can safely dust stuff and don't lose it after the rotation. I still miss my Yogg.
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>>170167108
Bullshit
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>>170167127
no , don 't disenchant them yet , w8 for 3 weeks and then disenchant them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnn9C6iw52Q
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>>170167240
What? You can dust the extra copies already. I'm not going to disenchant the cards per se.
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I just met a dragonpriest who ran finja and the murloc dudes package. If I'm gonna see this for 2 more months I'm uninstalling.
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>>170167131
most people press the button regularly and aren't hoarding classic common cards idiot

this system is much better for the vast majority of players
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>>170167018
when I disenchant duplicates, I always leave the cards that feel OP alone

I specifically never disenchanted any POs, ice lances or conceals.
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>>170167298
you can disenchant the extra copies , i said just keep one rag , one sylvanas and two of the other ones, if you have three or more disenchant em
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I just fatigued out a jade druid FeelsGoodMan
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>practicing tourney deck on ladder
>should contain at least one banned card
>streak from 19 to 15 so far

kek
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>>170167538
Of course, I won't even dust them afterwards. They're worth more than 400 dust and I want to play wild, eventually.
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>>170167590
rank 15 is the new 20
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Is spirit claws still an include in mid-range shaman? How abour pirates? Just came back to the game and saw these nerfs.
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>>170168358
I thought it was rank 10?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ryts2hTcYk

play Brawl of Ages
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>>170167592
Even if you don't play wild, Rag, Azure, Sylvanas and co will see a lot of play in Brawls which are almost always wild.
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>>170169018
How much do you think he got for that?
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>>170169018
Looks more like a phone game rather than a game I would want to sit down and play on my PC.
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>>170169132
10-20k+
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>>170169132
five grand
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>>170168358
fuck. I forgot about that
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>>170169362
per video
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Is Noggenfogger fucking busted in the tavern brawl?

Around 8 out of 10 swings went to their original targets.
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Is the ladder better now than before the patch?
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Why are people so shit at CW mirrror?

1. Don't draw cards unless you have to
2. Save Sylv for radical plays
3. Don't mess up your Elise timing

Ta-daa!

Instead we get pic related.
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>>170169987
I wish I had Ysera/Justicar.
>>
>try to play face hunter
>outraced by shaman
>outraced by warrior
>outraced by SECRET AGENTs
>finally winning a game
>opponent plays scarab into healing wave and wins the joust
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>>170169915
No. No it is not. The nerfs made Shaman a little worse, but made pirate warrior even better.
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>games take super long
>gold only for wins and takes forever
>they add another layer of discover where people are gonna spend a long time choosing and thinking
journey to bed lol
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>>170169987
you literally threw the game you cuck, you elise early to avoid rat
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how much gold is needed for the next expansion??
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>>170156925
Skyler White?
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>>170169987
CW mirror? Where the fuck did the 2 jades come from?
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>>170170356
you need to open 150-300 packs to have a good collection
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>>170170602
Well I'm screwed then, just started saving up, on 500 so far.

Should i risk a couple of arenas??
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>>170170106
>try to play face hunter

why tho?
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>>170164152
t. "I won't spend shekels and rather play decks I don't like" aggroshitter
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>>170170478
Aya from Golden Monkey I presume.
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>>170170704
if you dont have a good collection, arena is the only thing you should be playing

either that or bot. otherwise you need to drop $200 a year on hearthstone minimum
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>>170170810
Too many real life expenses to drop that kinda cash I'm afraid.

Guess I'm gonna end up falling a little behind on the next expansion.
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>>170170332

It was my 28th card.

Perhaps I should've clarified that you Elise early but MONKEY later.
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Me and my opponent both have the same name? Wow.
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>>170170356
You have around 61 packs worth of f2p gold per set. This means you should have 6100 on day 1 per expansion set. Then you start saving up for the next set.

You craft what cards you want after 2-3 weeks, but no more pack opening.
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>>170171560
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/4/43/Zenyatta_-_You_are_your_own_worst_enemy.ogg
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I wanted to blow all my gold for the next expansion but since it's going to be 3 expansions per year I'll probably have to do with ~60 packs.
We'll see how the pity timer treats me this time, I opened my third legendary in the 109th pack in Gadgetzan.
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>>170170810
>>170170980
He's grossly overexaggerating. Assuming you want 2 meta decks per expansion, you'll need around 80g a day; if you have that before the expansion hits, you'll have those decks for the 4 months, else you'll always lag behind. It helps to have a decent classic collection.
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>>170171560
>>170171960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEFQT9kfbn4&t=8m03s
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>>170172536
>Assuming you want 2 meta decks per expansion
lol, yeah have fun playing 2 decks every year and dusting everything else
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>>170172932
That's 6 decks a year and dusting only shit leggos and golden. It's more expensive than other CCGs, but not by that wide a margin. I will miss adventures, though.
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>>170173013
lol good goy
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>>170166624
I haven't played in a week, how come face warrior is still relevant without a 1 mana 4/3?
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Le epic jade man roped me all game and sat there BMing with a board full of jade golems while I was at 2 hp until I wiped it all with a holy nova from Twin Towers here and healed myself to 20+

9/11 , _ , 7
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>>170174676
>wild
>hides rank
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>>170175096
Making a more aesthetic screenshot, it's rank 10. Speaking of, just went against a handlock, and people who think this meta is the worst the game has been are delusional.
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>>170175303
>tries to switch the topic of the conversation but fails
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I've been playing since the week before naxx.
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>>170175512
I don't see what you're getting out of this. If you want to talk you can just ask and we can have a fun and rewarding discussion about Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft.
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>>170175303
>Making a more aesthetic screenshot

It's not though, it just draws attention to what's missing
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>>170175620
About damn time
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>>170175640
>hes going all out
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>>170164783
>tfw no self control and spend all gold on arena and packs
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>>170175640
>Being this angry.
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is Hearthstone a game?
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>HS beta feelings
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daily reminder to pre-order un-goro and spend all your gold AND real money on heroic brawl next week
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>>170175942
It's a lifestyle friend
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whats the win tracker that everyone uses?

>>170175821
>>170175512
>>170175096
holy shit man how many of those pics do you have lol
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>>170175894
You've condemmed yourself to either be unable to create ANY UG decks until the set after is almost rotating in, OR to spend a fuckton of cash to not be stuck in that situation.

Why?
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>>170175978
>tfw CWar built for everything except Justicar and Grom
>tfw can't craft Justicar because she will rotate out soon
>tfw can't craft Grom because I need to save up for Quest

CWar better be good next expansion
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>>170176192
Any control deck can't ever be good as long as Jade is in standard. You run out of removal eventually.
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>>170176192
It depends on mainly two factors:

Will Kazalock still be popular? (Jaraxxus wrecks us completely)
Will Jade druid find a spot in the meta? (Jade idol was a mistake)

I'm really hoping the answer is "no" to those questions, haven't been able to play CW seriously since TGT.
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>>170176157
>he doesnt know
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>>170176192
>>170176319
you need to have an actual win condition to beat Jade i.e. something other than stack armor and wait until fatigue.
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>>170176181
>spend a fuckton of cash
Someone hold me, I think i might have to cough up the shekels
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>>170176471
pokemon tcg is better than HS
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>>170175894
Same here, only bought the 4th wing of Karazhan this week.
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did syndere and updateguy actually face off, or was it another default from no show?
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>>170176591
I forgot pokemon tcg was a thing, good memories man
still got my uber rare mewtwo
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>>170176591
>he plays pokemon as an adult man
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>>170176635
I just accepted my fate of not having spirit claws, reno, and all this shit cause i never got any adventures other than brm.
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>le laughing man faec folder
>1.6 terabytes
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>free to play
>have to buy adventures to be relevant
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>>170176902
its not too late to accept my cock in your mouth
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>>170176902
I forced myself to get LoE up to Brann and BRM up to Thaurissan, I bought the rest of the adventure.
I haven't got a single wing in Naxx
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>>170176798
>pretending hearhstone is not a children's card game
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>>170176783
the online TCG is free and you can just play with theme decks if you don't want to invest in making a good standard or extended deck
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>>170177278
>the online TCD is free
yeah hearthstone is free too!!!!
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>>170177278
fuck off lusty anime girl
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>>170169018
>Try to make the next ASSFAGGOTS
>Call it Strife
>It fails horribly
>Have your sound designer patch the dead game for 200 people 2 years long
>Use assets and make Clash of CLans clone
>Start paying HS streamers

S2 is so pathetic
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every thread until you like it
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>>170176471
Surrender the album link immediately.
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>>170177506
just try it
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>>170177934
>>
>shit taste
>vastly inferior tourney memes
>vastly inferior shitposts

EU was a mistake
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>>170177867
weed lmao
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guys, confirmed leak of physical hearthstone trading card game.
get ready for the future of online card games
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>>170176691
Syndere appeared for a short time last night before UpdateGuy came home from work. I told UupdateGuy to keep an eye on his online list for Syndere to come back online, but Syndere never did.

Their match was scheduled to happen off-stream anyway, but some kind of scheduling conflict occurred.

Right now I have it as an UG win, but if both are online before the quarterfinal with UG in it, I'll insist the two have their match before I play the quarterfinal.
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>>170178762
sounds good, thanks
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>>170177268
>my children's cards game is better than your children's cards game
>>
> play vs. dragon priest
> 9 health 2 drop with taunt
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>>170169858
I unpacked him a while pack and he's mostly shit
>opponent tries to kill noggenfogger
>rng picks him again
>6 othet targets around
Sure thing, RNGesus
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>No Reynad for multiple weeks
Just kill me pls

I can't even find the mist 2016 VODs on Twitch anymore
>>
How did this meme come to be? The average person playing TCG is 31 years old.
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>dude Ben the game needs cards that create new and exciting decks
>here have a 1/5 rager xDDDD lmao
>rofl im rofling Ben you are a genbious
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>>170180209
>Implying there aren't atleast 3 rank 22 priests lusting for more Ravagers RIGHT NOW
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>>170180051
but im only 30
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>>170180051
idk how it started but I once went to a fireside gathering and 6 out of the 10 people there were under 12 years old. I wish this was an exaggeration.

>>170178762
what time is it starting today
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>>170180051
Source? Been playing tcgs since i was like 8 (19 now) with mostly people my age
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>>170180209
would it be a good card though?
as a neutral the 1-5 stat line seems way more favorable
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>>170180527
Where do they have fireside gatherings? Sounds fun
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>>170180527
yeah that happens you gotta kind of know your local store to know what the average is
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are we astralis or faze clan here?
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>>170180527
6pm EST. We'll play 8 matches and crown a champion.
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>>170180932
dude
the hobgoblin synergy
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>>170181425
When GvG was first released I got annihilated in all my arena runs by Hobgoblin decks.

Then I made a mech mage deck and fucked the ladder with my snowchuggers.
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how much gold do you guys have for the next expansion?

I have 2100 gold
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>>170182154
I have 100
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>>170182365
fuck the gold , need dust to craft em all
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>>170182529
i don't wanna waste dust on all those shitty rares
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>>170182529
that's why blizzard gives us back free dust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnn9C6iw52Q
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>>170139208
>Way too careful with Rogue
Making a card that is outright worse than a Vanilla in every conceivable way isn't playing it too careful. That's outright shitting out a card simply because they needed to meet a quota.
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>>170182154
1900g and 50 bucks ;^)
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>>170175978
btw chiara is a girl name in italy soooo have fun winning against girls
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should I craft Finja for this deck?
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>>170183430
Only if you're willing to give up a Consecrate/Ivory/Aldor.
And if you give up a Consecrate, you might as well toss out an Equality too.
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Reminder that Fight Promoter triggers off of itself, bet you didn't know that.
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>>170183831
i know that from kiblers stream
bet you didn't think about that ha
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>>170182793
Jade swarmer is on par with vanilla. stealth is not worth the cost blizzard give it. Jade shuriken is also on par with how blizzard balanced rogue.
>>170183831
>requires two buffs to be good.
Should have been 5 health
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>>170183831
Ancient of lore was nerfed for this
>>
What was the OP image?
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>>170182154
>>170164783
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>>170184418
ancient of lore was nerfed and reduced to a useless card because team 5 is incompetent
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>>170178752
>Graccus was a Hero card in TCG
>Blizz made him a shitty 2 drop in Hearthstone
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>>170184713

alliestrasza(the female streamer) lewd pic of her bony feet
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>>170184418
I can say from watching all the Grimy Goons decks these past two weekends that Fight Promoter has potential to be out-fucking-standng.
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>>170144718
https://e621.net/post/index/1/alexstrasza%20order:score

Should be the second result or something. I'm at work so I can't give a direct link.
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>>170183831

I knew that as I am a patrician that only plays patrician decks from the patrician gang of mean streets
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>>170182154

7 wow tokens and 5k gold
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>>170186037
>Le 6 mana Azure Drake
>>
>crimey coons
What did Ben Brode mean by this?
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>Gotta wait till the 12th for more reveals

I cant go on lads, current meta is so fucking boring, we need something fresh
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>>170187157
that post didn't get any funnier since the last time you made it
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>>170187157
>stealing my yoke
good lad
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i just drafted a warlock deck, but it's shit

should I just retire it for the pack
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I have seen this nonsense multiple times today in the shitter ranks.

which streamer played it recently? there's no other reason anyone would play this card.
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>>170182154
6250 gold
>>
is the first wing of LOE with saving gold for as a beginner? I was thinking about buying Karazhan with dollary doos and someone said the first wing of LOE would help too but doesn't it go out of rotation soon?
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>>170188314
LOE rotates out in 1 month senpai, dont buy
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>>170188374
Thoughts what I thought. What jerk face told me that? I know you're here somewhere.
>>
>>170188314
>>170188374
Unless you ever want to play a Reno in wild, and blackrock for combo decks. If you get the first wing, you can still unlock the rest after it rotates out. If you own none of it, you cant buy it after rotation.
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>>170188560
>Playing wild
no thanks, dont want to play in that unbalanced shitfest desu
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>>170188314
I would recommend getting at least the first wings of BRM and LoE before they rotate, as then you can get the rest whenever you want and have those cards for Wild, which is actually fun.

Blizz has said they're looking to bring Wild card acquisition back in some form, but with no specific date set yet, it's best to take the sure-fire method.
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>>170188560
Nah I don't really care about wild. Why would a new player even bother tbqh? So I can see even more retarded decks I'm not equipped to deal with?

>>170189238
Uh yeah no thanks, if it's not going to help me now, I'll take their word for it. I don't care enough about the game to future proof in that manner.

Remember guys, blizzards balls aren't FULLY in my mouth yet, they're hanging above slowly dropping down.
>>
>>170188314

blizzard have mentioned they're going to have ways to buy old content later on this year so if you're balls deep into the game by then you an buy that stuff for the pve shit and wild, otherwise just hold out a month if you aren't that invested in the game
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>>170190002
Trust me, I'm not even considering it,

What should I be spending/saving my gold on? Un'goro? Classic packs?
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>have only ever pulled one legendary that isn't cthun or from one night in kazakhstan
>this legendary is nozdormu
>just went into CASUAL
>control warrior with 7000+ deck throwing bullshit sylvanas, ragnaros, hellscrotum all over the place

How the fuck do I give a shit long enough to build up cards? This is just frustrating
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does she count as a win condition?
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>>170190184
I'm in the same position.

I like the game and I'm willing to spend a bit of money on it but it doesn't seem like enough to really change how things are going.

Glad to see I was right in assuming nothing would change for me if I bought Kara. It simply isn't enough.
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>>170190145

everything that will be legal for the next year, ungoro packs may be best depending on how big your collection is
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>>170134758
Funny post.
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>>170190279
the win condition to my heart
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>>170190508
Collection is not big at all. I've bought the welcome bundle and opened a handful of classic I've bought with gold.
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>>170190279
>4 mana 3/5
kek
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>>170191060
classic packs

if you want packs from the latest expansion, do arena instead of buying them, it gives you the pack and potentially a LOT more
>>
WotOG = LoE > BRM > Naxx > MSoG > GvG > Kara > TGT
>>
Should I dust my regular Shaku or new boy?
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>>170191329
>MSoG > TGT
lol
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>>170190279
not in jades meta
>>
>there's no way to go over jades
>not even a meme deck with all 10 drops can outvalue them
Why is this allowed?
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>>170191526
TGT did nothing at all.

Except introduce Secret Paladin. 100% irredeemable garbage.
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>>170191923
*kills you turn 4*

Heh, nuthin personell
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how do i fatigue hunter?
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>>170192071
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>>170191501
I don't want to be rude or anything but both.
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>>170191923
Blizzard fucking HATES control decks. In their mind, a control deck should just be a midrange deck with one or two more big guys at most, and they should ALWAYS be playing curve.

Non-linear win conditions are NOT okay with Benny Boy.
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>>170192071
Genzo
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>>170190279
>>170190798

do you think she shaves
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>>170192160
>he doesn't play meme tempo rogue decks

Why play the game if you are just gonna be boring?
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>>170188632
Because Standard is so balanced.
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>>170192339
i doubt that, she herself must have a jungle waiting the be explored between her legs
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>>170192421
>pirate warrior with ships cannon
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>>170192473
Belcher and Deathlord.
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>>170192339
i hope not
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>>170192339
what color do you think it is
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>>170192337
True but it took quite a while for Dragon Warrior to take off (WotOG with the Ravaging Ghoul and Blood to Ichor).

And Dragon Priest just kind of... disappeared sometime during TGT even though I remember Kolento going on an insane winstreak on ladder and everyone getting hyped for the "New Meta".
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>>170191501
Shaku is great, golden is even better. Keep it.
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>>170192362
Shaku was my first Gadgetzan Legendary, I tried it in a meme Rogue deck, after 2 weeks in casual play i ended up with a 35% win percentage
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>tfw you spend 1600 dustorinos on a terrible meme
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>>170193149
>he fell for the pythagoras meme
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>>170186386
thanks
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>>170193364
>tfw falling for the Archimedes meme
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>master of disguise nerfed
>conceal going into wild trash dumpster
>this card is printed
what did they mean by this?
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>>170194098
They mean you have to fork over another 100 bucks just to get some relevant cards.
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I wonder why blizz wants to keep pushing shaman as the best class in the game, making half its minions Elementals, giving it a 5 mana Twisting Nether and all that bullshit

I bet shaman's legendary quest will be to summon totems or play cards with overload and the reward will be discounted al'akir on steroids
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>>170194387
Shaman will get a card/effect to summon all elementals from the hand.
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>>170194447
wouldn't surprise me desu
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>>170194447
>overload (2)
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>mfw golden patches
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>>170194318
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only a week before the reveals

are you excited anon?
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>>170195150
>17 - 5 = 7
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After I tried making a non-miracle non-aggro rogue work, I realized that rogue has viable decks by pure chance. Everything that works is thanks to people finding ways to make it work and not because Team 5 designed good cards. Outside of classic and basic cards, the class has nothing.

I tried making jade rogue and it's clunky and unreliable as fuck. And a corner piece of the archtype is rotating out in what? Less than a month?

Burgle is worse than playing the lottery since even when you hit the jackpot it's just a meh experience. Less fun to play than nigger priest which relies on practically the same gimmick.

C'thun is a pure parasitic archtype and still doesn't work because it's not Rogue's class identity to have good cards.

Can't play some of the meme decks because everything even remotely interesting in rogue needs to be epic or legendary so I don't have the cards.
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In all seriousness, what do you guys think the quests for each class will be?
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>>170186770
this stream was probably the worst stream i ever see
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>>170195510
Paladin.
Concede 4 games in a row. Get a 3 mana 4/4 that heals you for whenever you use hero power.
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>>170195510
whatever they are this is the last chance i give this game. i havent played in a month except finishing the quests when i have 3 and enjoy 3-4 games of Cunnyverse a day. I have absolutely no faith in team 5 whatsoever
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>mfw paladin shitter is trying to make handbuff meme works
>drops a 14/14 tyrion
>removed immediately
>didn't even used the shitty weapon because of taunt
>still lost like a bitch
i roped the final turn, GTFO grimy shitters
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>>170143206
Jokes on you

Ben's wife is black
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>>170143206
>most powerful game developer in the world
>wife still looks like that
women are a meme
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>>170152071
>>170196685
Use fucking google.
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>>170195510
I don't really know about quest specifics, but one anon suggested a UI addition for a jungle trail that traced the hero border when a Quest was active.

It could be way better than the thing they have now, which looks more like a Paladin secret.
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>>170196570

>>170196685
>>170196906
>>170152071
This is what his wife really looks like

at least he's not a cuck
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>>170197481
b-blacked?
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>mfw Kelly takes the tournament
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>>170194447
Shaman will get a Sacrificial Pact that only targets elementals.
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>>170197481

>Ben brode cucked a black woman from her bull

The absolute madman
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>>170197696
what if ben is the bull??
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>>170197751
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>>170197481
he could do a lot worse 2bh.

good for him, skin color doesn't matter true love is blind.

Love Trumps Hate.
>>
>Play Silent Knight on 3
>Opponent plays Blood Knight
>Lose

Simply outplayed
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>>170198310
>silent knight
>blood knight
what
>>
Where can I find the "I need a Reno" song from the VGL team?
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>>170197284
>"The quest UI shown in the trailer is final. It went through a lot of iterations (including something like that) but we settled on something that was as non-intrusive as possible. We also don't want more people complaining about performance on mobile."
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>>170198979
WHY DO MOBILEBULLS KEEP INFLUENCING OUR SOPHISTICATED HOBBY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>170197481
cute desu
>>
>finally a control match up time for my discover minions to shine
>Draw
>Draw
>Draw
REEEEEEE
>>
>>170198979
I personally think it looks better that way, anyway
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>>170198979
>We also don't want more people complaining about performance on mobile

>>170199159
he's not wrong you know
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>>170199487
It's alright. I do want to see field effects implemented at some point, though.
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>>170198583
I'd have to guess he was playing arena
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>>170198979
would it be too confusing for new players if the pc had different a different animation, I know the little board clickers are different on mobile compared to PC
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>>170199834
i honestly didnt know those cards existed
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>>170198979
What is Blizzard doing against the botters?
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>>170200332
Nothing. Which is great.
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The Quarterfinals, Semis, and Grand Finals of the /hsg/ NA Tournament are live NOW! Starting with Ary - UpdateGuy and ending with the crowning of a new (maybe) NA Champion.

twitch.
tv/axolotlhooves
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>>170201970
will kelly post lewds if she wins?
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Why the fucK is everything have to be a ""PACKAGE"" now??
>the pirate package
>the finja package
>the dragon package
>>the trogg ""package""
I hate this meme!
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>>170201970
>one of my avatar picks made it
nice!
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>>170202126
which one did you do?
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>>170201970
Can't wait for this circlejerk shit tournament to finally be over so we can go back to 1 post per hour and stale memes
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>>170202168
ando :>
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>>170202112
Don't worry anon

You're sure to like this package
*unzips*

Now open up
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>>170202112
autists cope by categorizing and sorting things.

it helps relieve their anxiety and hesitation when confronted with unfamiliar things.
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>can't even watch streamers play meme deck because it's the same boring shaman opponent
>>
Why aren't you watching Eloise right now?
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>>170202342
hey you godamn faggot. Cant you at least alter the images you steal a bit? I cant use my own
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>>170202112
because that's the amount of freedom we have with deckbuilding you put in 25/30 core cards then get to choose your flavour package of 5 cards
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>>170197808
>tfw laugh is the best medicine
>tfw brode is immortal
>tfw brode is gonna make new expansions for you his whole life
>>
>Doomguard
>good balance of risk/reward when it was printed
>risk is almost null now when you just dump your entire hand by turn 5
hmm
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>>170202812
It's a 5 attack charge for 5 mana, it's not that above the norm as a finisher and if you're using it for the trade value, having an empty hand is risky even if you're a warlock
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>>170202535
because the /hsg/ Tournament is on
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HEY GUYS YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS ONE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WE'RE GOING TO ADD MORE EFFECTS THAT DRAW AND IMMEDIATELY PLAY SPECIFIC CARDS FROM YOUR DECK

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

FOR FREE

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

REMEMBER HOW BALANCED THAT WAS

HAHAHAHA

REMEMBER MAD SCIENTIST AND MYSTERIOUS CHALLENGER

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

IM SURE THIS WILL REALLY BOOST THOSE PIRATE AND MURLOC TRIBAL DECKS WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO PUSH FOR SO LONG

HAHAHAHHA

IM SURE THEY WON'T BE SO OVERPOWERED YOU CAN JUST SLAM THEM INTO ANY FUCKING DECK AT ALL AND HAVE IT WORK

HA
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>>170202535
i have better taste in women
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>>170203298
that effect already exists for pirates and it's trash
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>>170203312
>considering eloise a woman
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>>170202812
and now that PO is gone, there is no longer a risk, since buffing it up was the problem
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>>170202535
the president is onlinr and playing arena
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>>170203414
>eloise is a man
woah...i need to sit down
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what did he mean by this
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>>170201970
when does Nurz and Kelly play?
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Hey anon. Get over here and pull down your pants. Im gonna show you how we made Un'goro Crater
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>>170203396
That doesn't put a card into play.
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>>170203634
What did they mean by this?
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>>170203680
>implying i read posts before replying
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>>170203634
so what is ben's obsession with doing the WELL MET! ? does he actually thinks it is funny or something?
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>>170203743
Yes he does.
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>>170203730
epic : )
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>>170202812
>implying I don't keep 2 silverware golems in my hand for turn 5

Oh silly non-warlock player.
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>>170203627
Third match of the day
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Didn't get to play the tournament due to schedule issue, thought I'd just post my dicklist here. At least I'm not running shit like not-tempo mage and not-renolock.
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>>170204364
yes just epic memes like midrange shaman :^)
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>>170204482
it's gonna get banned anyway, in the event that it doesn't at least every card is a battlecry.
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>>170204197
wat? kelly is against adriano as third match, nurz is second match
>>
thaur right?
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>>170205858
memewing by far
it's one of the strongest legendaries in arena
>>
Any of you NA fags need 80 gold? No trading bullshit, got the quest on my alt. arena account.
First come first serve. Bnet: Meidi#2426
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>>170205992
thanks
>>
>>170206007
Done
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>>170205992
Not one of. With the rotation of boom from arena Deathwing is the strongest neutral legendary in arena by a significant margin over rag. Tirion is better in paladin and Varian almost as good in warrior though.
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>>170205992
Pretty sure it's the strongest legendary in arena, not one of.
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>>170206592
>not Thrillho
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T-Thanks
>>
https://www.twitch
.tv/axolotlhooves

NA Top 8 is live
>>
Whoever wanted to watch Nurz, he's on now.
link here >>170208414
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>>170208617
who is the cocaster?
>>
>>170208920
reaver, who is also in the tournament himself
>>
>>170203562

>you will never be a qt streamer that fat girls in twitch chat constantly ask you if you want to be their valentines
>>
>>170208920
>>170209181
how am i doin
>>
>Reach Rank 10, encounter a million Pirate Warriors, quit laddering until next month.

Anyone else?
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>>170210363
>try to control
>jade shaman
>jade shaman
>jade druid
>jade shaman
>jade shaman with evolve doppelgangster
>jade druid
>jade shaman
>jade shaman
>turn 1 edwin rogue
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>>170210321
not bad at all
hated some of the cocasters like fucking zombie but got no complaints now
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>>170210363
Just play shaman like everyone else
>>
that didnt look like stream sniping at all? cause hes right, it could be freezing trap
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>>170210736
he played the hunter already, he knew the deck
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>>170210580
Yeah, I think that's the problem with the ladder today. It's too much of a rock-paper-scissors game. I used to ladder strictly with Control Warrior, and while there were uneven match ups, I never felt like auto-conceding.
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>>170210915
so he knows for sure he doesnt run freezing trap because he played it once? there was no reason to not run the talonpriest at it first
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>>170211005
don't not mistake stupidity for malice
>>
Disguised Toast is a qt
>>
>>170211426
fuck off back to plebbit
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>>170211426
good post
>>
AdrianoKing please come online for your match
>>
Is Kelly a fattie?
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>>170212537
kelly is pure
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>>170212963
Sounds like a fattie.
>>
Behold the armies of Stormwind.
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>>170213151
that's a good monkey
>>
>>170213151
behold the shitters of stormwind
>>
>>170213151
Don why didnt you show up yesterday
>>
What's a solid meme deck I can run in wild? Something with a stupid OTK preferred
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>>170214206
exodia mage
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>>170214206
Inner Fire Priest
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>>170213747
Just barely overslept. Sorry, dog.
>>
>>170205858
is memewing still that good in arena since everyone is getting spells now?
>>
How the fuck is jade druid a fair deck

its impossible to beat as a control warrior

literally 10-0 mu
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>>170216403
control warrior is extremely vulnerable to decks that can outvalue it like handlock/renolock, reno mage, reno priest, control priest, etc. and jade is the king of that
this matchup is hopeless for the warrior

but jade druid is a bad deck that loses so hard to all fast decks
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>>170216403
they are killing control and combo because everyone needs to play their mid range way.
it would be fine if every class could play that style but sadly thats not going to happen
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Notice anything funny about these arena "against" stats?

287 games 58% win rate
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>>170216403
just run alex grom and weapons you fucking shitter
back in the day control warrior used to be able to actually close out games
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>>170217229
>Players draft a good class so they get a strong deck to beat their opponent
???
>>
>>170217229
so what's the problem here?
>>
>>170217339
>>170217396
warlock OP
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>>170217332
NIGGER IM OUT HERE DUEL WIELDING GOREHOWLS
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>>170216403
Beating Jade Druid requires literally any way to destroy the enemy portrait outside Fatigue, hence why Priest and Control Warrior struggle.
>>
reaver, was your series against randolph a freebie?
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Anyone watched kripp lately? He looks dead inside when he plays hearthstone. Any other sponsored game he plays he looks geniunly happy even if his viewercount drops like a dead body.
>>
I haven't played since naxx, what've I missed?
>>
>Shaman has 3-mana Polymorph
>and 2-mana Mass Dispel+
>and 3-mana Flamestrike
>and is getting 5-mana Twisting Nether next expansion
Why?
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Rate my draft hsg
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>>170218468
Shaman is the most overpowered class in the game now and Brode keeps printing him busted cards. The new expansion has like 5 new cards revealed and Shaman has the only good one. They also introduced a new minion type that only Shaman will benefit from (because the only non-Shaman elementals are literal joke cards and Lightlord Ragnaros).
>>
>>170218468
shaman went from being a joke to being the schoolshooter that was laughed at one too many times.
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>>170218687
3 wins.
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>>170218687
it's not enough
9 wins at best
>>
>>170218687
pretty dank but with so little earlygame you can easily get overrun and lose that way
but there are so many strong catchup cards, bog creepers, blizzard, baron, flamecallers and deathwing i don't think even that will be enough to prevent many wins
>>
>>170218730
To be fair the 4-mana "Give your Murlocs Windfury or Divine Shield" is completely busted.
>>
>>170218332
yes he couldn't show up
>>
>>170218473
>Shaman has more removal than fucking Mage and Warlock
>and costs less
>With smaller drawbacks
>and has more ridiculous minions to drop
This should not be permitted
>>
>>170219079
ah alright. i couldnt find it so i wasnt sure if i was crazy or what
>>
>>170218846
>>170218860
>>170218905
my boy deathwing already gave me the first win. 12 Here I come

or 4 more likely
>>
>>170219313
oh, you must be kelly

wish I got to see your degesoka games

looking forward to the match :)
>>
>Trump making new accounts to play arena to get onto the leaderboard
>5th of the month and he is already starting a 3rd one

is there a streamer who is a bigger piece of shit than this guy. he actually boasts about being matched against new players this way.
>>
can competitors change their classes between series? or the four they choose are locked in?
>>
>>170219974
Literally everyone except kripp did it. This made me respect kripp even more desu, even with a shitty start to february he recovered midway and got above a 7.0 average. Won't be first on the rankings this time, but will still make it on the list without abusing new player experience.
>>
>>170219116
they couldn't decide if shaman is heal, burn damage, utility spells, weapons board swarm or big dudes class because he is kinda jack of all trades in wow.
So they gave him everything.
>>
>>170220156
I think they can change them. Otherwise, why do you need to declare them every series? Especially this late.
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>>170219702
>he had to rely on deathwing
think i was too generous with 9
>>
>>170219974
Gotta look gud on stream
>>
>>170220435
The early game is really bad. If I don't draw my blizzards I'm fucked
>>
>>170220465
>Trump
>look gud

he MAYBE showers once or twice a week
>>
>>170219974
amaz did it like 3 times in a single stream
>>
>>170220156
the only rule of meme series is to not bring banned card.
You do rematch with wisps and tinyfins instead of them if you do.
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>>170220613
>he doesnt let his bodily oils marinate his body for a week
>>
>>170220656
amaz is also a complete scumbag

unlike trump i can't watch him to hope he fails, since his voice and mannerisms are so toxic they cause instant rage.
>>
>>170220275
I do it for my autism lol

>>170220156
You cannot change classes between series

Also Kelly's up for anybody who wants to watch a girl play Hearthstone.
>>
>>170220613

>wasting water
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what are the odds that trump's a virgin? im thinking 20% max
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>>170221602
Nah like 60-70% Asian guy who doesn't take care of himself, he would be lucky if he got some handholding. But the again there are some of female weebs
>>
>>170223297
>>170221602
He's pretty famous on a very mainstream game that's also popular among girls. I'd say 5%.
>>
>>170223464
>thinking being a gamer is something women actually like
His audience is guaranteed 98% male. Women don't play games. They ESPECIALLY don't play card games.
>>
>>170223746
Ooooh, you're so naive, that's cute. I personally know several girls that play Hearthstone several hours a week.
>>
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>>170223746
uhh
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Final match between Kelly and Ando is happening very soon. Come watch!
twitch.
tv/axolotlhooves
>>
I don't think I'll be able to sleep after shield slamming the wrong guy
>>
>>170224036
who is the good guy?
>>
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>>170223904
And let me guess, you've fucked none of them? We all know girls really want when they play hearthstone
>>
>>170224036
If the girl beats /ourguy/ Ando, I'm fucking uninstalling. Screencap this.
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Go watch /hsg/ finals at twitch axolotlhooves
Give me (you)s
>>
>>170224102
kelly 100%

ando is a bad meme
>>
>>170224128
I don't need to fuck them, I already have a gf
>>
>>170224189
but i dont like the commentary
>>
>>170224285
That's fair
>>
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What do?
>>
>>170224995
moroes
>>
>>170224995
Majordomo is legit good in arena
>>
>>170224995
Concede your arena run
>>
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>>170225207
Take that back
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>>170225360
scary
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>>170225592
IT'S WORKING
>>
>>170225684
what the fuck
>>
>>170226116
It worked.
>>
>>170226235
>warlock
you could go 4/3 with 30 wisps
>>
What the fuck does kappa mean?
>>
>>170226357
Yea, my opponent got really unlucky as well.
But at I got my moroes value.
>>
>>170223904
>Ooooh, you're so naive, that's cute.
t.permavirgin

>>170223941
>Handful of asian girls
>half of which don't speak english
Who was that Korean chick who had some guy play for her so she could scam some cuck?
>>
>>170226862
Magic Amy
>>
>>170226439
It's an emote that shows a face displaying sarcasm on twitch
>>
>>170226862
im sure trump speaks an asian language too

no matter how you slice it, he's more than likely got vag on tap
>>
remember to always sw:pain the undercity huckster
>>
What should the keyword be for "After/Whenever you cast a spell, do this"?
>>
>>170227992
CLEVER
TRICK
>>
THE GRILL TAKES IT ALL

THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN
>>
>/hsg/ beaten by a grill
SAD!
>>
I"m disappointed in all of you. You got beat by a girl.
>>
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>>170126579
My favorite
>>
hey guys
remember this post?
>>170197673

you guys cant even beat a girl
just saying
>>
>>170229432
but she's sooooo cute
>>
>>170224142
post a picture of your battlenet launcher with hearthstone selected
>>
/hsg/ Champions
>Guy who brought Freeze Mage
>Guy who brought pure Aggro
>Guy who brought Zoo
>A Mexican Furry
>A guy who brought Midjade Shaman
>A girl
>>
>>170229696
shamefur dispray
>>
>>170229696
>A girl who brought dragon priest
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>>170126415

SEND YOU DECKLISTS IN FOR MEME VOTING!

EITHER to [email protected] OR MESSAGE ANDY ON DISCORD

YOU WILL WIN SOMETHING OF YOUR CHOICE unless its something ridiculous SIGNED BY REAL HEARTHSTONE "PROS"
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>>170230176
whats the restrictions?
>>
New THRED

>>170230415
>>170230415
>>170230415
>>
I'm back to HS after almost a years break.
Should I buy packs to catch up in terms of cards?
>>
>>170230372
well let's see. I have to bring it into a large convention hall and have it signed in front of tons of people. Use your noggin
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>>170230569
kk sending my duel masters deck
>>
>>170230497
Wait till next xpac in a month
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