/hsg/ - Hearthstone Bots General

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First for Pepe

>>170230497
depends
are you a girl? if not, shouldnt bother imo

>>170230609
>tfw this would have been the perfect tech card for this tournament

>>170230415
>GRILL CHEATS IN TOURNAMENT AND GETS AWAY WITH BECAUSE WHITE KNIGHTS
FIXED IT FOR YOU

>>170231121
>cheats
assuming she didnt know, which people did way dumber things in this tournament, she still won at plain hearthstone

well see next tournament, which she said she was attending

laughing my ass off at kripp's saltiness right now

>>170231253
>not watching our boy toast play the tes ccg

>Still no new reveals
What the FUCK are they DOING

>>170231487
they said they wouldnt do anymore until the 17th you oaf
go back to pokemon

>>170231414
>our boy
damn plebbit

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>>170231702
reddit has it right this time, but even a broken clock is right twice a day

Its magicamy all over again. I'm nearly one hundred percent certain her bf played for her

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>this /hsg/ tourney

>>170230415
So another thing about the meme prize, it needs to be shipped to me BY THURSDAY. Once the winners are determined we will be in contact.

>>170232394
can i vote for blue

>>170231882

what if it was a digital clock, that randomly generated a random time each second?

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>>170232515
it'll be right eventually

>>170232637
>Blizzard offices
>Good morning Mr. Brode, what time is it?
>Quitting time
and that answers this question
>>>170231487

>>170232085

nah dude, they interviewed her after and it seemed legit

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is no place safe from girls

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>>170233871
>a grill browses /hsg/

>>170233871
nevillz stream

>>170234282
>a girl is inside you right now

>>170234739

>tfw watching navi and it's full of girls in chat

kelly's bf here
she doesnt actually browse 4chan, i just got her into the tournament because i thought it would be fun

>>170235625

why did you drop the ball on the registered decks?

>>170235739
Andy kept asking everyone to declare their classes. While it was done on his end because of routine, a lot of other people perceived it as "oh I can change classes around" when he asked in later rounds.

>>170235739
i had no idea the classes werent allowed to change. i thought i had seen people change classes up until that point (i guess im wrong now), and the way he wanted classes declared every time i thought it was implying you could if you wanted

i did read the rules in the beginning but i could not remember today

>>170235739

i dont think it was ever stated that you couldn't change classes, just that you most definitely couldnt use banned cards. and im pretty sure decks didnt have to be submitted before hand idk.

i mean, a grill still clearly outplayed everyone in that tournament

>>170236362
>>170236865
yeah, im sorry i fucked it up. i really wanted this to be legit as shit. i honestly thought it was fine based on how it was going. i should also mention im pretty new to hs (been playing for like, idk, 3 weeks now? its why i got her to play instead of me. i dont have any cards so i figured it wouldnt be fun at all) and thus also new to the thread

>>170237289
you better reward your grill properly tonight for the way she rekt /hsg/ RIP.

>>170238145
oh dont worry
shes gettin a 30/30 jade golem tonight

>>170237289

just make her play in the next tourn to defend her win

>>170238228
living the dream

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>>170238228

>tfw you have a 30/30 golem but no grill

>>170238228
i herd girls dont play vidya games. pls show nudes to confirm she is actual grill.

>>170238878
you can hear her in the vod
though i guess she could be a female (male)

LF a friend for friend challenge quest... ;__;

Caw#2601 EU

>>170239275

i herd girls dont play vidya games. pls show nudes to confirm she is a /hot/ grill

>>170239275

ok. fap material for tonight boys.

its kinda funny how effective putting every good class and neutral draw card along with cheap tempo cards in a deck can be

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this dude is dust right?

>>170241253
That guy is based as fuck for already best class in game. You can put him into every deck slower than aggro.

>>170241253

You're an idiot if you dust that just because it's not LE TIER 1 META *RIGHT NOW* THO

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I have Watch & Learn

Stipe#1564 (NA)

pls help

>>170241528
Especially with such big changes due in just a few weeks

>>170241510
>>170241528
guess i'm keeping him then!! would feel bad about dusting him anyway

>>170241917

From your tone it sounds like you genuinely had no idea about his potential value so I'm sorry about the rude 'tude.

>>170242024
don't sweat it man. i just never seen him around playing the ladder.

>>170242087

Was just too slow in aggro shaman meta. And Mid Jade Shaman doesn't really have a deck slot to spare. When Trogg and Golem rotate out, as well as the "new deathrattle stuff" rumored about Un'Goro, he could end up having a big spot. Especially since N'Zoth will still be around for a while too.

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Will the classic cards that are being sent to wild (Sylvanas, Rag, Azure etc) still drop in classic packs?

>>170241620

>tfw

>>170242165
>classic cards
>sent to wild
This better be a joke

>>170230415
new card tomorrow, they are actually going to push elementals to make some faggots stop talking about buffing bad cards, the shitstorm is going to be glorious

>>170242697
#livingunderarock

>>170231651
>Tfw my birth date
Hope they wont fuck it up with some crappy designs

>>170231651
>>170242839
wich one is it?

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Which one do I dust?

I currently don't need anything crafted but I will once Un'Goro starts

>>170244940
wait until un'goro and see if he's good in elemental tribal

>>170245016
If I shouldn't dust the golden one because he's never played, well I'm playing him often enough in a shoddy evolve deck, which I think will become mandatory for the 8 mana slot once Ragnaros rotates out

I'm still torn between being cool and being varied

>>170245101
why not just wait and see?

>>170245101
Keep the gold if you like using it. Name your deck [GOLDEN WIND]

>>170245101
Tbh I'd keep most trash golden legos, it's just so rare to get one. I'd only trash shit that is not only trash but not evne fun in memedecks like boogeymonster.

When will be the new cards revealed?

go
read
the
news
post

it literally tells you when they will show more new cards
spoiler
its march 17th
like i said

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>Make a janky tempo mage centered around secrets.

>Rush a priest down with a strong starter.
>He coins out a fucking TOURNAMENT MEDIC which keeps him alive.
>Turn 5 Avian Watcher with an active counterspell waiting and a fireball in hand.
>No way he can kill a 4/7 taunt and clear my board while counterspell is up; tasting the ezpz win.
>DE SPIRITS BE RESTLESS :DDD
>Clears the board and pushes himself out of lethal thanks to fucking tournament medic.

>Queue up again against a rogue.
>Have a good opener with Kabal Lackey -> Secret, followed by Mad Scientist.
>Turn 3 he plays Eater of Secrets and gets a 4/6.

I am fucking LIVID. I am frothing at the fucking mouth at how fucking rigged this god awful cuntfuck of a videogame is when there are people out there in the world playing SHIT FUCKING CARDS that are COMPLETELY FUCKING USELESS except in literally THIS ONE CIRCUMSTANCE. When you played again 50 decks in a row in which NONE OF THEM EVER USED SECRETS, did you not stop and think "Hmmm, maybe I should remove Eater of Secrets from my deck"? APPARENTLY NOT. Why are you playing these TRASH FUCKING CARDS you fucking degenerate troglodyte CUNT. Did you tailor your deck to DICK MY FUCKING ASS? Did you play for hours upon hours every single fucking day losing non-fucking-stop telling yourself "One day i'll play against him and it'll be worth". It fucking feels like it. It feels like the motherfucking Truman Show right now. The cunt producers up in the studio are matching me with tailored decks just to see how I react when I lose to the most absurd sideswipes this shit game is capable of. WELL CONGRATULATIONS, I'M MAD, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? I HOPE THE VIEWERS ARE HAPPY WATCHING ME SIMMER IN MY OWN RAGE.

>>170245398
You say that but I just faced off with 5 secret paladins

>>170245398
The fact that he beat you so badly is the reason they keep the secret tech cards in, because it swings so widely in their favor when it does

>>170245398
My wild decks are just collections of fun police techs grafted on top of concede priest.
Go back to standart. Wild is for masochists only.

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Why wasn't this card neutral again?
Why did they give shaman this overstatted healbot?

>>170246037

it's balanced because of overload(1)

>>170246037
> he doesn't know about shaman class identity
Having better cards than other classes

>>170246037

>3 more hp
>can target the heal
>1 less mana

what did benjamin hearthstone mean by this

>>170246115
they got shafted hard on the hero power and signature mechanic so it's okay goy
how do you expect us to make them viable if we don't give them op cards?
and we can't have greeen jesus non be relevant now don't we?

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>>170246037
Meanwhile priest has this strictly inferior card

>>170246207
They got shafted when the hero power only relied on rolling a 4 sided die all all the time. Now that there is so much support linked to the hero power, like free 5/5s, its obscene

>>170246246
because priest can also use healing as damage

>>170246246
But at the same time, priest has fuck all to do with healbots nowadays. If anything I'll take the 4 atk for mirror matches and no overload.

>>170246320
Don't forget about overload, all other classes that have a negative signature mechanic have something going for them.
>warlock discards for very slightly over average minions
>gets discard synergy, has inbuilt draw and has power cards like PO

>rogue has very underwhelming cards that are good if combo is enabled
>fits the playstyle of rogue anyway

Meanwhile the only deleterious thing in druid or pally is an inflated manacost on spells and for priest a blind spot at 4 atk.

>>170245128
This, why dust it when you shouldn't even BE spending large amounts of dust right now

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> every other game is against weird ass zoo that loses every time
>check to see if a streamer played something like that recently
>find pic related
>???
why would anyone be so retarded to play reno in zoo? why do people blindly copy the deck before taking just a second and think. jesus christ

>>170247357
idk bro maybe to heal for 20+ against aggroshit

>>170247574
i imagine it has not enough value to beat control and with an average draw it's too slow to rush it down. and against aggro it's probably just weaker than normal renolock

its not for reno, its for kazakus and you might as well run reno if you are running a singleton deck

same idea behind dragon reno priest, every deck should have access to either patches aya or kazakus

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What do you think he smells like?

although unfortunately with reno priest it falls flat because dragon synergy requires more dragon cards

desu drakonid operative is a better card than kazakus

dead game

dead thread

>>170248183
money does not stink

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>>170230609
>pepe is r9k
"no"

>>170249769
It does when its dirty money

>>170249640
fck that game. Too confusing.

> open game
> get free pack
> how to fuck open that
> browse menus for 5 min
> apparently I have to buy pack with tickets I got
> notice I have 37 pack tickets I haven't used since I didn't know how

>>170249884
> apparently you can only buy 10 packs per time
> open some cards, don't know what they do since no text shown

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>try to be Mr. Nice Meme and put up a good meme show for everyone at the tournament
>get stomped by borderline meta decks like tempo mage and secret hunter

I hope you're ready for Mr. Meta Monster next time you fucks

>>170249884
>>170250031
>/hsg/ literally not intelligent enough for cunnyverse

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>>170249813

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>Watch Thijs
>Getting destroyed
>crying about "braindead" decks
>while playing Druid

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>toast posts a short video of a random ladder encounter against reynoodle
>some people link the vod of the game from reynad's perspective
>he is just being a massive twat once again
>ignores people in chat that tell him he is playing against toast
>everyone in the comments bashes reynad for being an insufferable cunt
>everyone on reddit bashes reynad for being an insufferable cunt
>reynad BTFO once again

I love it.

>>170250235
is there a video of both videos spliced together?

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>>170250235
yuroshit detected
kys urself

>>170250235
>actually watching an autistic chink that got famous because of retard redditors
off yourself

At this point is there any reason not to play wild until the new expac?

>>170250410
every smart person has already dusted all his wild cards and quit the game by now

>>170250410
Ship's Cannon

>>170250304
It's not really necessary, the game is very short anyway.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFaRh-IhT1Y

twitch tv/videos/124773585?t=2h9m30s

>Thijs druid deck does nothing for 7 turns
>Opponent equips doomhammer
>streamer calls him a sniper
>proceeds to lose to every non-control warrior list in the game

This is why I don't watch streamer faggots. Reynad is the worst for it.

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>>170251181
>Reynad is the worst for it.
TAKE THAT BACK

>>170251386
why would anyone defend reynad? he's the epitome of an insecure manlet normie smug cunt.

>>170251589
>why would anyone defend reynad?
because underage friendless faggots need streamers to talk to

>>170251589
reynad is 6'4''

>>170251181
The only streamer that is actually somewhat enjoyable to watch is Trump. He does his best to not bitch and moan the entire time, even though he get's sniped and unlucky just as often as all other streamers, however you very rarely hear him complain.

He knows he is just an entertainer playing a children's card game so people have something to watch as they drift off into their sleep.

Honorable mentions: dog, kibbles

>>170251634
and yet somehow he still manages to be a manlet, that's how much of a cunt he is.

>>170251659
reddit streamers
fuck off reddit

>>170251659
>The only streamer that is actually somewhat enjoyable to watch is Trump.
autism
>kibbles
cuck

therefor you must be a autistic cuck

>>170251589
Tell that to the reynad defence squad here

>>170250314
>>170250320

>>170251386
>dumb weaboo poster is dumb

it checks out

>餐飲庇護#1311

Holy shit this account is real

>>170251735
where exactly did i imply im a reynad fanboy??

>>170251893
MingLee

>toast makes a deck
>netdeck streamers start using it after his success
anyone else notice this pattern?

>>170252462
Do you mean aviana druid? That deck has seen play on and off since the release of the expansion mate, toast didn't fucking invent it. And the reason it sees more plays now is because of the bucc nerfs.

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>>170251659
>Not mentioning Firebat.

>>170252528
Probably talking about the inner fire priest deck with potions and confuse.

>>170252528
>toast didn't fucking invent it
im pretty sure he invented the yogg variant which is what everyone is playing or at least the person to popularize it
>and the reason it sees more plays now is because of the bucc nerfs.
nonsense. savjz literally starting using it the day after toast put out his legend video. these uncreative, imagination-deprived cunts deserve shame; scorn even.

>>170252661
True, Firebat also deserves an honorable mention. My bad.

Maybe Hafu as well, I don't really watch her often enough because of her shitty time slot.

>login to weebuniverse
>get a pack for login in
>open it
>legendary
>close weebuniverse

>>170251659
ratsmah is pretty consistent

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just got this mouse
what is the best dpi and polling setting for professional competitive hearthstone gameplay?

>>170253076
1200dpi
1000hz

>>170241620
>Stipe
>NA
Are you the reigning heavyweight UFC champion of Croatian origin?

>>170253076
2/10 for getting idiots to reply

>>170253076
true pros use a tablet you shitter.

New format: players start turn one with 3 mana
What happens?

going first is an even bigger and more unfair advantage.

>>170254260
meant for
>>170254218

>>170254218
miracle rouge gets even more popular

I bet Kripp has top tier footpussy. Every time he stream i just want to sniff his feet

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> win your 1000th game
> get nothing as reward

it's the small things that make me slowly stop playing, also:

> craft Ragnaros in the December
> get Ragnaros in pack last week
> ragnaros rotates out
> how convienent

>>170254218
druids do all kinds of crazy shit with coin+double innervate

>>170254760
damn dawg! brode is onto you! leave the game now before you start to only get matched up with the worst matchup for your deck!

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Open yo mouth baby, here it come

>>170254760
You get 300g for winning 1000 games

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>>170255039
>meanwhile i got 2800 gold from beating the two highest difficulties of AI in Cunnyverse 7 times

>>170255127
meanwhile you have to shill a shitty anime game in a different thread

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>>170255272
you need this hearthcuck if you want to have even a sprinkle of life in your dead thread. Now gobble the Bencock

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>>170255272
you heard the man. Dont spill a single drop shill

>46 posters

>>170255629
zeriyah is pretty active today

>>170255352
>has ben reaction images saved
>calls others hearthcucks
ironic

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>>170255781
Pull down your pants anon. Big Ben is coming for a visit

>watching my sub level 20 friend playing so i can give him tips
>watch as a perfect jade idol deck loses to my buddies all basic early aggro hunter deck

do people really buy top tier decks before they even get to level 20?

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>>170255781
you're in the wrong part of the thread mister. Now put em up, im gonna wreck yo shit

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>>170255781
you heard the other Bens cunt. Now get out of this thread

>>170255919
the tower is visiting?

>>170255919
>>170256060
>>170256217
Embarrassing.

i feel like i'm about to be gangbanged by ben brode(s)

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How do I beat dragon priest with jade druid, /hsg/?

>>170245398
>janky

Go away Noxious

>>170256476
just survive. druid of the claw and azure drake do wonders.

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>>170256382
our slongs are about this big anon. You are gonna have the time of your life

>tfw to smart for Cunnyverse
>tfw to dumb for Gwent

>>170256775
play esl

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CONSUME THE PRODUCT

Nice one. Now I can't drop level anymore. Back to legend piratecucks

>>170230415
>*subject to my discretion, I'm not getting a dragon dildo signed
It a regular dildo okay?

>>170256476
Damn foreverpandering got BLACKEDpaw

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DIGEST THE CONTENT

>>170257714
What content?

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>this is 4-2 arena

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>thinks HS is too easy
>gets top 100 in gwent in 2 weeks

really gets the neurons firing

>>170257824
gwent is just a lot more p2w

>>170257516
>Getting a regular dildo when you could get a horse dildo

no

>>170257807
removing wild cards sure made arena super exciting and different, didn't it? Now you can play against the same decks you see on ladder AND lose 150g in the process :^)

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I wanna make Kripp my footslave anons. How do i go about achieving that? All i think about every morning are his delicious toes in my mouth. its honestly driving me insane. I want to gobble his feat like a snake swallows its prey. Im a the only one thinking this way?

>>170257824
why is his top off

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Breddy gud considering I'm playing on a toaster.

>>170258029
that was before twitch changed the rules, he used to stream topless all the time

>>170257824
>>170258029
Why isn't he showing his nipples when he's topless?

>>170258125
Why do you want to see his nipples anon?

https://youtu.be/kdN7lkQx2zk?t=579

>>170258251
Damn i bet his bellygame is off the charts. Do you think he has a hairy bellypussy? I want to cover his bellyhair in honey and leak in off

>>170250235
>almost nothing happening on reynoodle's stream
>he doesn't do shit except seeing that he's gonna lose anyway
>concedes
>gay ass fanboys make up ridiculous overblown fantasyland stories about something that never happened
what else is new?

>>170258251
mein dick

our titty monster becca is streaming
https://www.twitch
.tv/becca

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tfw I just outmemed a netdecked egg druid with my meme homebrewed egg druid

feels goodman

>>170258387
you conveniently left out the part where he literally bitched about toast thinking about a raven idol choice for 5 seconds too long.

>tfw no crossdressing anon to have sit on my lap while i play hearthstone and get kinky with at least 10 times a day
suffering

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>>170258976
>Playing 10 games of hearthstone a day.

>>170258976
Maybe if you played Cunnyverse...

>>170258976
tfw no big muscular dominant daddy to spank my ass while we both play hearthstone and get kinky 10 times a day

:_(

What the fuck is wrong with the thread today? From the endless Benposting to fetishposting have you all gone completly insane? HALF THE FUCKING POSTS IN THE THREAD HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GAME FAGGOTS JUST STOP IT

>>170258656
braindead

>>170258976
>>170259267
you guys need to take a break from didling yourselves

>>170259460
how did you know? I promise im not using a large cucumber while i browse /hsg/. Its not like im lusting after all those anons in here anyway. Its not like my desk is dripping lust filled saliva

>>170259323
have they ever had that much to do with hs?

>>170253471
>that one tourney the where sat around a massive table with tiny tablets

>>170259267
>daddy
Boner killer.

>>170258786
He was roping for an autistic amount of time, dunno why you're defending your chink lover there.

>>170259593
there's a board to roleplay with lewd anime avatars
>>>/trash/

>>170259323
what fetishposting

>rouge coin, counterfeit, prep prep edwin on turn 3
This fucking game is just a broken piece of mess

Does anybody really think that a board full of irremovable 11/11 jades is any different from damage from hand OTK's

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>>170258356
>bellypussy

so all those brodeposts were made by one shadowverse faggot?

>>170259978
>Third thread is literally "ERP thread - Mating press edition"

fuckin' hell

>>170260404
>just light-bomb them AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>170260426
Yeah

>>170260395
> turns into 0/1 frog

>>170260404
Mean streets really brought out the worst in this game even things that you would rarely see like>>170260395
Have you foaming out the mouth in rage. Every bullshit combo you seen a thousand times have you mad and its all thanks to pirate warriors that deck really magnified the worst aspects of hearthstone

>>170260517
I actually thought there was some kind of new meme being born before he sperged out and replied to someone with all his reaction brode pics

>>170260591
>rng decides to put hex and devolve in the back of your deck

:^)
The pleasure is mines

>>170260873
odds of him having all the cards required to make a giant vancleef are less than you drawing hex or devolve by the same turn. no need to get upset.

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>>170258656
>doesn't show tits

>>170260943
Stfu brode

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most valuable goy thread

>>170261439
getting this upset over a children's card game speaks a lot about you.

just let it die

>Tech in a weapon removal
>Face nothing but priests, druids and other classes that don't use weapons
>Remove it
>Instantly matched up against greediest reno mages possible with medivh
Okay

those 1-2 weeks after you opened your pre-order packs are gonna be all worth it

>>170261439
>abuses best class
>in a children's card game
>gets upset about losing

>>170260780
Pirates are the heroes we needed but didn't know we need. And we pushed them away. We deserve jades.

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>>170262247
>Tfw have 8-12 irl friends willing to compete in a release day/week tournament

we've done it every time since TGT, I recommend looking for fireside gatherings near you

>tfw want to preorder but I'm a poor studentfag

>>170262783
>preordering fake cards when persona 5 comes out at the same time
shiggy

Should I craft the few cards I need for meta decks?
like Patches, Kazakus, Aya

or wait until the expansion for new meta?

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How can anyone enjoy this game?

right now the decks you will meet when playing on ladder are:

Pirate warrior
Jade Shaman
Jade Druid
Miracle Rogue
Freeze Mage

Why are the most played decks the least fun to play against?

>>170263006
I have a f2p account and I crafted all 3

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>major Elder Scrolls Legends announcement this week
>most likely final client release and mobile
>Hearthstone streamers suddenly start streaming it

Pure coincidence.

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>>170263569
>Why are the most played decks the least fun to play against?

You answered your own question. They become so overused that every game is highly predictable.

That's why you need to play fun decks like taunt warrior and token druid

gwent is so dumb lmao

>>170263569
ladder was a mistake in card games

there should be nothing to award you for being better than another person in constructed

>>170263569
>Why are the most played decks the least fun to play against?
That's the wrong question. It should be
>Why is the most played card game the least fun to play?

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>>170264207
>ladder was a mistake in card games
>there should be nothing to award you for being better than another person in constructed

>lifecoach stops streaming
>gwent: the witcher card game drops below 800 viewers

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>>170263569
Meanwhile in Weebverse.

>>170264551
I don't even play that game, but I can tell you from my experience of playing hearthstone ladder that only a tiny percentage of the games I have played required any kind of strategy or thinking on either part.

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Hearthstone National team powerlevels:

1. Germany
POWER GAP
2. Ukraine
3. US of A
996. Russia
997. Sweden
998. Canada
999. Worst Korea
999999. China
99999996. Britbong
99999997. France
99999998. Italy
99999999. Spain

Ok, but seriously, how the fuck do the last 4 manage to be so shit, not a single notable player from there

>>170265607
France is a fucking joke in esports because the young talent potential play outdated games because french youtubers copy shit anglo youtubers did with a 6 month delay.

>>170265607
they don't get cucked by the BBC (Ben Brode Cardseller), unlike the rest

>>170265607
>georgec
>jackiechan
>probably more I cant remember right now

U focking wot m8

>>170265884
Damn, come see me again when you're back from your vacation, that is a nice bod.

>>170265884
yikes that looks awfully painful

>>170265884
I already fapped today god damn

>>170265607
Now that I think about it, Germany team B might be stronger than any other national team too
>Xixo, Lifecoach, JJ Team A
>Yagut, Ekop (is actually good now), Gaara Team B
>>170265907
Jackie only plays meme decks
George is a dumpster tier player. The one you couldn't remember was Cypher, another garbage player who can't win anything not in tournaments, but even in ladder
>>170265864
Then they should've been Hearthstone masterminds by now

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>>170265884

alll these faggy eurocucks

EU /hsg/ is the worst

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>>170266548
Agreed.

They need to go back!

>>170266548
>>170266653
if americans are so great why are more than half of your population overweight?

>>170266548
it's australia doing it

>>170266653
go back where

Is Lifecoach the most powerful man in the universe?

>>170266331
it's okay really

whens trinity series back on

>>170266720
They are only great online
The thing is being overweight is an advantage online

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>>170264551
How can they design something so balanced.

>>170267149
By making everything the same fucking shit
Also less classes

is rdu the most underrated player in the entire hearthstone pro scene?

>>170267218
rd who?

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>>170267238
dima fucking radu
the guy that rekt reynad so hard he called him a cheater

>>170267352
but who is reynad?

>>170267443
the donald trump of esports

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>>170265884
Why can't you kids just be normal gay anymore

>>170267218
>Someone who is UNIVERSALLY considered to be a top 10 player
>underrated
You probably don't understand the meaning of the word
The only top 10 player who is underrated is Xixo really, he and Thijs are on a completely different level than the rest
Underrated players are the likes of Crane

>>170267587
>gay
>normal
Nice try

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>When you playing pirate warrior on ladder and you start to wonder if you're having fun

>>170267602
i never hear anyone talk about rdu
it's always lifecoach or pavel

new spoilers, when

>>170267721
too me it seems good players who are hearthstone celebrities are usually marked higher than good players who are not well known

>>170267914
Once Nier Automata hits PC.

>>170267703
Then you're not having fun.

I'm willing to wager that a minimum of 80% of the playerbase doesn't have fun at any given point.

>>170267721
Literally in 5 mins, you shitstain.

>Blizzard can't afford decent mics

>>170267537
fuck drumpft

What are we watching?

>>170265884
oh my

any more cute boys on /hsg/?

>>170268956
disguised toast brodhs is on

Brode really thinks the problem with PO is the faceless

Kripp and Ben being exposed

>>170269564
not really surprised when toast is a regular on this thing and plays all the meme cards

oh my fucking god kripp is really trying his best to bring down the vibe who watches him lol

>>170265884
> meanwhile in /othergameg/
> mods delete drawn sideboob nipple slip

>>170269809
reddit does

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CANT WAKE UP

>>170270052
I mean it was child porn I bet

>>170267721
Normies like to talk about the WC winners and top streamers
The most popular players, save Thijs, are all cancer like Kripp, Trump, Ronaldo e.t.c.

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I WOULD LIKE TO CALL MYSELF A HARDCORE PLAYER

>>170270190
This is exactly why I hate Twitch chat (DisguisedToastHS specifically). This chat is pure, unadulterated, 100% stupidity. Nobody has a single unique, new thought, all spouting the latest meme after meme, that aren't even good. THIS is why I'm turning off chat and will just watch the professional gameplay. And I swear to god, if any of you copy and paste this, I'm deleting my account forever.

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RIP Hearthstone

>>170270204
ofc not. Characters are thousands years old immoral spirits created by goddesses. Totally not CP.

>>170270328
This is exactly why I hate anon in /hsg/ (this anon specifically). This anon is pure, unadulterated, 100% stupid. He doesnt even have a single unique, new thought, all spouting the latest meme after meme, he isn't even good. THIS is why I'm turning off /hsg/ and will just watch the tournaments. And I swear to god, if any of you copy and paste this, I'm deleting my account forever.

>>170267721
I like watching RDU. He is skilled as fuck and his stream is comfy.

>>170270409
>Dire Wolf card games

lmao

>>170265607
>Hearthstone
>esport
Choose only one, that's why. The very concept of "notable Hearthstone player" is laughable.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE RULES THEY'RE PICKING RANDOM CARDS

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>>170270543
>deleting 4Chan Gold
Never would I ever.

what are you watching???

>>170270938
disguised toast on twitch, streamer showdown with Ben Hearthstone creator of zoo

I'm about to buy an adventure for the first time.
Think I should buy the newest one or one of the older ones?

>>170271020
depends
do you want to play wild? if so buy league of explorers because you won't be able to once it rotates out in a month or two
if you don't care about wild then karazhan

>>170271020
Depends on two criteria:
1. Do you want to play wild some day, considering the fact that Blizzard wants to make Wild more popular and interesting in the future?
2. Do you want to be efficient quickly on Standard?

Basically, if you answered yes to the second question, you should buy Kharazan, but if you answered yes to the first question, you should buy League of Explorers and Blackrock. If you're hesitating, you should do the latter: in less than a month, it will no longer be possible to buy these adventures at all.

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This card just got leaked.

>>170271507
1/1 summon 2 1/1's. Duuuuuurp

>>170271507
Pretty overpowered if it's not fake.

>>170271507
shit

>>170267602
Seeing crane playing patron warrior got me into this game

>>170271507
They are pushing murloc aggro it seems.

>>170271507
1 mana 4 attack HAHAHA

Before the latest patch I almost met no aggro rushers.

Now I've been killed by turn 5, 4 times in a row.

>>170271507
I don't want to believe it
I obviously should be at least 2 mana without any other change
I refuse to accept this as a reality

>>170271507
what are all the adapt abilities?

are they all the same for all adapt minions?

>>170271507
>1 mana 2/2
>1 mana 1/4
>1 mana 4/1
>1 mana deathrattle: summon two 1/1
>argent squire
>worse neutral pit snake
So 6/10 outcomes are really good and considering it has murloc on it, murloc zoo will be insane.

>>170271654
Hopefully the warsong patron and not the midrange version.

And I actually remembered it and got mad again, they removed Warsong first, and now they removed freeze mage, it's like they're not even hiding that they don't like decks that require thinking and want everything to be a randomfest

>>170272174
+3 HP
+3 Attack
+1/+1
Taunt
Windfury
Stealth
Poisonous
Divine shield
Deathrattle: summon 2 1/1

Can't remember the last one, maybe can't be targeted by spells and hero powers

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>Kripp nonstop shitting on Un'goro

Where were you when Hearthstone died?

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brode really knows how to have fun!

>>170271220
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
Probably will get league then blackrock.

kripp never sodium-free?

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>>170273161

Kripp is so salty, like holy fuck

>>170271507
It's not on Hearthpwn yet, what's your source?

>>170272437
>>170273161
>>170273868
Clip/time please?

>>170274361
it's the whole stream
check toast's stream

>>170274486
>check toast's stream
fuck off shill

>>170274516
anon it's different this time
promise

>>170271507
I might be overreacting, but it should not be a neutral card.

>>170274802
This shouldn't be a card at all. This makes any already viable murloc deck even more OP than pirates in the current meta. Hell, EVEN in non-murloc decks, it is extremely powerful. EVEN in non-aggro decks, in fact.

>>170271507
Haha great more naxx powercreep
>but it's random so it's ok :)))

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>>170271507
Fake.

Why is pirate warrior a thing? I do not understand who this decks appeals to.

People are only playing it because of how easy and strong it is.

>>170274290
Hearthcards is a custom cards generator :^)

>>170275089
>deck is good
>deck is fast
>deck is cheap

>why do people play this???????????????

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>>170275089
You answered your question.

>>170275286
>>170275225
I do not mean why people play it. I mean why did blizzard make such a ridicolous and stupid deck.

Kripp got fucking rekt

>>170274969
I already am.

>>170275338
So that people play it?

>just flip a coin
>its hearthstone
>its balanced

>>170275338
With Team 5 it usually happens by accident.
Apparently, Lifecoach demonstrated to them how fucking broken pirate warrior was, but it was too late to make any changes.

>>170275456
BabyRage

>kripp breathes out loudly for the 15th time
What an obnoxious cunt

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>>170275760
>kripp breathes out loud! what an obnoxious cunt!

so we watch firebat now, right ?