Wild Hunt Edition
Elder Thread: >>169716227
>Official news
http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-gb/news/post/2017/02/22/watch-the-return-to-morrowind-gameplay-trailer
http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-gb/news/post/2017/02/21/homestead-is-now-live-on-xbox-one-and-playstationr4
>Latest ESO Live
https://www.twitch DOT tv/videos/124452356
>Latest patch notes:
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/patch-notes
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/325237/pc-mac-patch-notes-v2-7-8
>Builds and Guides
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WsLK2mOCvIePLUxW_X7CPa7uT072x3FJEzY7yyN1hXA/edit [New Player's Guiide]
http://pastebin.com/Y9vRAcwm - Alcast/Deltia Guides
>Online lore, map and general info
http://www.imperial-library.info/
http://esomap.uesp.net/
http://uesp.net/wiki/Online:Online
http://elderscrollsonline.wiki.fextralife.com
>UI addons for PC
http://esoui.com/addons.php
http://minion.mmoui.com/
>Assorted links
eso-rp.com
http://esoacademy.com/
http://eso-fashion.com/
http://eso-styles.faerylands.eu/
https://tamrieltradecentre.com/
>Sales and deals
http://www.dlgamer.us/download-the_elder_scrolls_online-pc_games-p-19435.html (authorized reseller)
>/tesog/ Guilds
[PC NA] mail (not whisper) @Foskl or @the_kyrox for invite
[PC EU] mail (not whisper) @Hatebr33d3r for invite
[PS4 NA and EU] message PSN: kibukj for invite
[XB1 NA] message GT: Arick556x45 for invite
>Platform poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10281492
>Discord:
https://discord.gg/ffn6JqN
>Is this game worth playing?
Yes
Uses-Her-Toes
>>169995507
why make me sad like that
it feels like hardened armor does literally nothing
>Fiery Grip can now be morphed
Design / photoshop / shitty drawings offer still stands if you guys need anything.sorry for self promotion, I'm just broke and really want the dlc pack
>>169995474
Sithis bless you.
>>169996827
Wat?
>Breton templar in heavy armor using 2h
How shit is this?
>>169997791
instakick/10
Post your characters. Come on lets see em.
>>169999420
From the last thread.
finally saw people trying to rp in the wild. they left when they noticed me watching from the distance :(
>>169999420
Oh wow recoloring that dress makes it look much better
also nice squad you got there
>>169999420
>>170000095
It's great what a dye can do to a costume. Still waiting on weapon dyes though. Also thanks.
>>169999420
All look like cuckolds desu
>>169999420
>>169973278
it can be pretty much whatever you want, zeni is just particularly unimaginative and sticks to that format. Morrowind had names like skink-in-trees-shade, only-he-stands-there, smokeskin-killer, twice-bitten, morning-star-seals-away-clouds, etc
also, have I just not been paying attention or are there no argonians in ESO with actual saxhleel names?
>>169995595
aw was that your cousin?
>>169999420
damn, that's a nice robe and wizard hat. is that a costume?
wut
>>170003732
Yes
>>170003427
You haven't been paying attention, there's argonians with saxheel names, like Pash-Riha.
>Got one of the wild hunt mounts
>it's the wolf
I wish I had gotten the camel, or horse, but I can't really complain.
>>170003427
I saw a player named Puts-on-a-bandaid the other day, I liked it
>>170005905
oh good. I actually haven't played in a while because I need to basically reformat my machine to make it launch again, but I specifically remembered most of the english names were bland three word format, while no saxhleel ones came to immediate memory. I do remember a seedy trader in Stormhold though that kind of broke the trend, blue-moon or something. he's a real cheeky shit.
>>170006201
I really want the wolf or the guar
>>170006214
>named an argonian troll alt takes-the-piss
>IRL friend I play with was not familiar with the brit slang and thought it was some kind of fetish character
>>170006394
>>170006201
holy shit I just googled these mounts and they're amazing, how do you get them and what is the lore behind them? are they some manner of bosmeri eldritch magic?
>>170006689
Theyre from the wild hunt crates in the cash shop. I imagine their "lore" would be based on Wyrd magic, or something akin to spirggans in animal form.
>>170006201
>wanted the senche atronach
>got the wolf
>want the wolf hunt mount
>got the senche
>>170006689
Tbh they're kind of ugly and have glowing green feet which can be seen miles away which is about as tacky as can be
These hats are tacky as fuck. Why would they add a lowres cap to an otherwise nice looking antler crown?
>>170006826
I assume these crates and rewards and shit can't be traded? annoying, that. my wife has shitloads of unused crowns from her subscription, meanwhile I'm still running everywhere on foot because I refuse to spend gold on a mount that isn't a guar.
>>170006989
>senche atronach
wut? there's so much stuff in this game I don't know about, that makes no sense to me. how can there be a senche or wolf atronach?
>>170002770
Are you related?
>>170007187
>>170007280
Nonsense, only the altmer ride relatives.
>>170007357
>>170006689
Get them by giving your shekels
The lore is basically the Bosmer race has the ability where they can collectively lose their shit and that cause animals to freak the fuck out and morph into nightmare crazy plant animal hybrids.
Animals have their current shape because kyne said so during the creation of Nirn.
These animals "forgot" their names(shapes) so they freak out and go halvsies.
Go in the crown store and rad the descriptions. Then go to the Imperial Library to learn more.
>>170007187
Storm Atronach that took the form of of a Senche or a a Bear like mine or other crazy shit. Lore wise magic has way more abilities then in game. You can force an Atronach to take any form you want if you are a good enough summoner.
>>170007336
oh those, I've seen them. oh shit is there a guar version of that? that would be so stupid and cool.
>>170007659
so it is tied to the wild hunt gibbering abominations mentioned in A Dance in Fire. that's awesome. I'm really impressed with how zenimax has been using and extrapolating on the crazy lore tidbits from Morrowind while maintaining a pretty grounded base game.
Is there a way to adjust the camera to get better positioning for screenshots?
>>170008398
Screenshot helper.
>>170008051
>>170008051
Yes there is it's pretty rare even among the Artonach mounts
>>170008176
ZoS works really really closely with Bethesda to make a decent game. Sure some of the writing is shit but damned if they dont try.
Personally I thknk some of the best writing is the ingame books.
The story of the bow that never missed is one of my favorites.
Does running around as pet give you any benefit?
>>170008475
>Screenshot helper.
Will that help with dealing with RElive?
It wont let me change the keybinds for screenshots and clips and they fuck with the ingame binds so all my shots are of me crouching.
I want to use emotes dammit
>>170008491
>The story of the bow that never missed
is that the one about the minor daedra who's realm was always hitting your target or something and he chose a champion who's arrow got embedded in a tree? because that book was actually in the core games.
>>170008757
Yeah I tihnk I read it in Skyrim?
IIRC it was Kynereth who blessed some dude to never miss and he went against the daedra whos gimmick was dipping out of danger.
>>170008672
>RElive
What's that?
>>170009193
AMD's suite for streaming/screenshots and recording. It replaced that trash Raptr.
It's basically shadowplay but Red.
How the fuck do I get the game to run in crossfire?
I have it fullscreen and it still doesn't run crossfire
>>169999420
how's the exploration in this? not a fan of the teleport everywhere gimmick in modern mmos
>>169784083
>>169784205
>>169790686
>>169791678
I was bored.
t. anon who made the age of empire pics.
>>169999420
I will post my character in the next post.
>>170011593
Bretty good. Best Elder Scrolls game since Morrowind easily.
If you liked Morrowind, wait for this to go on sale and pick up the gold edition.
>>170011593
Buy a horse for 10k, tutorial in Cyrodiil when you hit level 10 and to unlock Rapid Maneuver. You can go anywhere with you horse friend.
>>170011661
>>169999420
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me.
>>170011661
>not lusty argonian maid
Robotic mounts when
>>170012140
Given that crown crates offer variations on the typical mount types with a flavor befitting their chosen theme, maybe with the dwemer crates.
Of course, it's just as likely that those will just be wolf/guar/camel/etc. with dwemer armor rather than dwemer robo-guars or whatnot.
>shield bashing is faster and does more damage than my weapon
i'm starting to feel like my weapons will amount to nothing but a piece in a set bonus, and not something to actually fight with
Ghost Snake: I am the Ghost snake.
>>170012514
hopefully they get a little crazy and make actual dwemer servitor mounts like modified spheres and spiders. they have to make a new model more most of the unique ones anyway, so it shouldn't be more work, and something with sphere rolling movement would have minimal animation. in fact, any robotic mount could get away with almost no resting animation.
>>170012140
With the Sotha Sil DLC
>>170009474
Sometimes it crashes here. What version are you using?
>>170013161
>no yagrum in Morrowind
>but they could add a dwemer spider mount
>and we could BE yagrum, except less fat
Make it so, ZOS.
>>170011661
>>170011830
Quick fix then.
>>169999420
What'd ya think? Handsome?This marks the only character I've ever made in a game to look like myself.
>>170013634
>>170013634
Perfect!
>>170011661
>>170013634
>the joke comes full circle back to the original
it's ridiculous that you made this for that silly comic edit, but both are great.
>>170013741
lol baldy
>>170013634
Fixed again beacuse I forgot to add the white part to the maid dress.
>>170014086
>tfw heavy sack of 10x Kuta
is this intentional
>>170014086
Bald is beautiful.
should i put points into the soul summons or soul lock ability
>>169999420
Your characters appear kind of aesthetic. Mine all have red armour, so I won't be posting them.
>>170014386
Actually no, not to my knowledge, it's usually 5x Kuta.
>>170011661
>Someone draws an edit of my shitty MSPaint Johnny Bravo edit
>was autistic for about a month doing writs and stealing religiously on my 2 characters
>find out ledgermain is important for chests a year later
Feels good.
>>170016671
>not having the skill to do master rank ones with no help from abilities or passives
>>170015925
neither, do some dungeons and you'll drown in soul gems
>>170013449
17.2.1
>>170016491
why is that image not BT?
>>170018162
BT?
>>170009560
is that bosmer or altmer?
>>170018528
Altmer
What do you think is gonna be on the golden vendor this week lads?
>>170004639
Can be a number of sources.
>>170019805
Probably something no one asked for. Shadowrend monster helmet and Skooma Smuggler jewellery.
>>170018387
I think he means BT from Titanfall 2.
https://youtu.be/zSbC8B08aYo
>>170023889
Ah, haven't played it. I need a proper mech game to get into, been feeling the itch for quite some time.
Opened 30 Wild Hunt Crown Crates and got shit. Nobody's fault but my own, knew what I was getting into. Still, had enough gems at the end to get the Wild Hunt Wolf. That's me out until the Dwemer Crates which I'm guessing are next?
>>170023889
>falls 50 feet into a metal hand
>doesn't splatter right through it's fingers
>>170025501
The preorder bonus for Morrowind is some dwemer crates, so it's a fair bet that they're next and they're coming in June with Morrowind.
>>170026638
Yeah, that was my assumption too. There'll be plenty of Dwemer stuff in the DLC.
>Cadwell's silver, got AD
>Last quest in Auridon, have to kill Estre
>When she summons the 4 flame atronauchs, you need to kill them
>If you don't you can't damage her
>Any damae you do to her powers up her magic, up to a one shot
>Got her down to 25% easy
>Level 17 players come in, NB dual wielding
>She summons atronauchs
>He ignores them, keeps shanking Estre
>I go after the atronauchs, her attacks start to hurt
>Go from 83% health to dead in one hit
>NB gets one shot shortly after
>Try to tell them to focus down the atronauchs, can't damage her when they are out
>He does the same thing again
>Both die
>"Ur a fuckin noob, what, did you buy your account you faggot?"
>Report them
>Third time, I hang back
>Atronauchs, I wail on Estre, he gets one shot shortly, I run out of the arena to reset the fight
>Keep doing this until they rage quit
>Finish the mission, on to Grahtwood
>>170023889
That vid captures almost all the moments that made me go "fuck yes"
>Maruader Core, Standby for Titanfal
HNNG
Yeah I did mean BT.
>>170025454
It's a really good game on sale now on Origin for 24 Burgers. The Titanfall General is a really comfy place too. Bants and traps await you
>origin
It's much better now than it was a few years ago.
>>170025905
Same logic that lets the Assassins fall 200 feet into hay without a scratch. Gravity is different there. More plausible since that is not earth.
>>170016491
No problem mate, I am still learning how to draw shit and the best way is to draw random shit requested by people here and I actually enjoy time spent drawing so everything's good.
>>170027186
Does Zenimax ban people because they wrote "faggot" and how do I report people to get banned like this?
>>170029803
Technically the TOS says you are not to use offensive language of any kind but who knows how heavily enforced it is
>>170027186
While your story does sound painful, reporting someone for saying faggot makes you a faggot, faggot.
>5 BSW pieces divines
>don't improve to gold because any new patch can make not BiS anymore
Help.
>>170030006
Not if who said faggot is a faggot. Anon did the right thing.
>>170027186
>>170030006
sup nig
>>170030225
>not having tons of golds to spare
>>170030225
Are you never going to upgrade anything to gold?
what's the best class and weapon combo to get conjuration spells and be something like a necromancer?
also this game missed a huge opportunity by completely ignoring necromancy in general just saying
>>170032253
But anon it's illegal.
>>170032253
Sorc, with scamp/clannfer/matron pets, and elemental summoning.
>>170033070
isn't it more like 'some crazy new magic nobody's even heard of before'? like, didn't mannimarco literally invent necromancy and everyone's afraid of it because it's new and strange? pretty sure it becomes entirely normal in the empire in 3E and actually regulated.
>>170033070
So is murder
Why is werewolf so bad compared to vampire, balance-wise?
Proof of the centipede because ramza is being a baby
Is it worth it to use other pets in a summoner build or is it scamp only?
>>170036923
My guess is they tried to keep it like skyrim, where it was equally shit without the ring from Hircine to let you change over and over again.
>>170036923
More or less it's because a vampire always has access to all of their skills and both skill bars, while a werewolf only gains a benefit (other than +15% stam regen) when transformed, where you are locked to werewolf skills only.
That said I think werewolf isn't -too- terrible. It's not as amazing an increase for stam characters as vamp is for mag because by using that active you can do a pretty good burst but it's a DPS loss to stay in it because of the inability to maintain caltrops, endless hail, etc. while a wolf. But it's not a bad thing to leap into, blow a bunch of skills on something and then leap back out of.
>>170038403
>>170038403
>Jerry
>>170038403
Are you gay? You have a gay name.
>>170039562
rekt
>>170039158
>>170039562
I didn't realize my name was on it, double tapped the button and used the wrong screenshot.Full name is Jerrold
I know there are a bajillion people playing the game at any time, but instances never make it seem that way. Which provinces are the most popular zones in their alliance? Are there some instances you can't access until completing certain quests or achieving the right levels?
For instance (lol), some quests may save some small village and the end result is that the monsters won't spawn there anymore. Have I upgraded from a previous instance to a new one? I just want to see jam-packed places and meet more people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaspgmHH4wk
>>169996827
are you that Ringsel tumblr nigger from NA Azura's Star that advertises drawing character porn portraits for a price?
>remove CP from PvP
>game still performs like shit
One day they will realize it is their servers. We're going on 2 years now so it must be soon.
bought this game when it was on sale for like $20
Should I play it
>70gb
this game is unplayable
I'm so fucking alone
>>170042727
Do you want to ERP?
>>170043583
will you be my friend afterwords
>>170043764
Sure. I'd like that.
>>170043954
my character is male though
>>170044092
I don't mind.
>>170043764
Pull his tail, hurry up!
>>170044114
I guess this is the price I have to pay for friendship
>>170042606
No, weebshitters need not apply
Is this game shit or is everyone in-game having fun, too busy to shitpost
>>170044323
Pc is pretty lit rn
>>170044323
It's horrible garbage, please tell /v/.
;^)
>>169999420
>>170044323
everyone is playing the game
>>170044493
no don't say anything to /v/ positive or negative
please keep /v/ >>>/out/
>>170044493
ok but what do I tell /a/
>>170044581
To fucking kill themselves
>>170044671
Ok but what do I tell /tg/
>>170045069
They're welcome as long as they don't pretend that Morrowind is the only source of lore.
>mfw impen pirate skeleton hat on third vet run
How do I magplar a heal slut properly?
>>170044535
Dats a smug lizard
>>170045685
Put elemental drain on your bar. No one does, neither I.
>>170045835
My DK tank does.
But what else?
>>170045896
Orbs and Power of Light. Suck their cocks too.
>>170046105
Nobody under 7 inches.
You're a good person... I can tell. Now prove it and pay your bounty.
O-okI paid
>>170046162tfw barely over 7
>>170046767
>>170044323
the game is actually trash. the build variety is a joke and pvp is some of the worst shit you could ever fathom
>>170050651
Do not post guor
>>170050724crunchcrunchcrunch<3:3{/spoiler]
>>170050819
>>170030672
reported for RACISM!111!!
>>170026638
isnt it like one crate
>>170047674
>But not *that much*
>>170014086
A man having hair or not has never affected their chances with me. Shit personality or hideous dude-bro behaviour has, though.
Could you guys give me a good vampire build pls
>>170056918*pulls tit*
>>170056918
Faggot
>>170030672
>This kicks the guildmember
>Only 93 days to Morrowind
>>170030672
delete this
>>169999420
>>170060000
aw yeah
dye stations with custom lighting are the best goddamn thing about Homestead
this shit isn't bad, either
you should see all the colored lights i have in this place, though. motherfuckers gonna be reliving the boat scene from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. i keep most of them off, but this is a disease
>>169999420
That's a really nice looking group. Is that clever man's hat or the curly one?
>>170006201
I got the wild hunt senche. Really want the horse though. I think it's the gnarly horns. Looks bad ass. Too bad the dyes look like absolute shit
>>170060934
looks like clever man's
Is the hawkeye set very popular or very unpopular?
It's nowhere to be found in guild stores.
In divines that is.
i'm over 400cp and never tried maelstrom arena
is it hard to get maelstrom weapons?
What sets could I use for a Stamina NB? I currently have Flanking and Marksman sets. is there something better that I can craft or farm?
>>170065743
Depends on your build. On E you get the mechanics down and memorize at what rounds shit happens, you just need to stay in your groove.
Now, getting the weapon with the trait that you want, that is a nightmare.
>>170066246
mag sorc, should i reroll to stam just for maelstrom arena?
>>170066079
Night Mother's Gaze and Hundings Rage are both good sets
I like that you sometimes get to "rewrite" history, or actually dictate how it plays out and what NPCs remain the present.
Also it's nice to experience lore from past stuff like Yokuda and other stuff outside from reading material.
Crown Crates are for suckers.
Hardened Ward or Harness Magicka?
>>170048903
if this is not sarcasm: why are there always people like that in the generals?
the same was in the swtor general (granted swtor really is shit aside from a few exceptions I liked)
I can understand the shit-flinging on /v/ where nostalgia fags and FFXIV/other mmo people come into WoW threads to shitpost nonstop and vice versa but sometimes it feels "enemies" of a certain game just have tabs of the games they hate open to occasionally shitpost.
Pretty much like what is currently happening with zelda vs horizon
>>170066874
I personally find vMA easier on my magsorc than on my stamsorc. But it's mostly up to what you are comfortable with.
What you need to be able to do is reliably survive through lots of damage and to sustain your resources. Hardened Ward makes it easier to survive hits and you basically want to refresh it whenever it depletes. Power Surge allows you to heal as you attack. And I use a resto staff on my backbar specifically to use Healing Ward as my emergency heal.
>>170069743
thanks a lot
>>170068912
Harness
It's an awesome sustain tool
>>170069743
What about sets?
>this breaks the rp
>>170071203
She's a vestige too.
>>170071203
The bodies should disappear before a respawn.
>tfw you took the name shadilay
>nobody will ever praise kek as fervently as you
>>170066874
Not at all. VMA is far easier on a ranged character, due to tons of shit on the ground to dodge, and Magicka is easier to keep your DPS up at range than stam.
>>170070842
Haha well I've been using Scathing Mage since before One Tamriel despite it never really having been BiS for Sorcerers. It works for me but it's not the easiest set to get.
Burning Spellweave IS considered BiS right now though and it's fairly easy to farm 5 pieces (City of Ash).
I also use Infallible Aether three piece but Willpower jewelry is good too.
I use Ilambris for my two-piece monster helm. I used to use Kena two-piece to power up my Overload. But I only use Overload to recover magicka and to quickly burst down certain enemies.
Honestly vMA is largely about learning mechanics and figuring out what build/abilities work best for you.
>>170071203
I'm pretty sure they don't despawn because whoever killed her didn't loot her body completely and hasn't left the area.
>>170072195
yeah illambris, burning spellweave and willpower is what i'm using
>>170072195
>Guildmates and I running CoA1 on farm for BSW gear for their sorc
>We pool our drops to get them what they need, since they are one of our regular members
>What they don't need, we divvy up for alts
>Have a 5 piece body/legs/feet/hands/waist set in my bank
>chest and legs divine, the rest infused, all CP 160
>Have a dunmer magDK that I'm leveling up
>MFW
>>170073168
And while we are on the topic, looking at running vma eventually. I have my main, DK tank, and my new dunmer magDK alt. I also have a baby templar and a baby sorc, both pre-level 10. Don't know if I should work on a vam build for my stamDK tank to try and farm some gear, or if I should just wait and level up my magDK and try with them.
>>170040318
People are much more into PvP due to the no CP event
The remainders are split between dungeons/delves/solo instances and just the big world
Best place to find other people are the capitol cities and starter zones. For EP it would be Mournhold and Davon's Watch
>>170071203
this shit always reminds me of "don't trust anybody, not even yourself"
can't get it out of my head anymore, especially when you see more than one clone lying dead around in a vacinity
>>170073168
>chest and legs divine, the rest infused, all CP 160
You're doing it wrong.
So I'm gonna make a WW dps build
Do abilities like bound armor or pets (things that can be doublebarred and toggled) stick around in WW form? IIRC any ability can be added to WW bar just not activated once in WW form
>>170074625
If you read, it was pieces the other person didn't need. Not ideal, but the set bonus is what is important, and I can switch out the traits as I get the drops. The alt is only level 17, it'll be a while before they can even use them, plenty of time to get ideal pieces.
>>170074759
Nope on all counts
>First time in the Imperial City
>Get enough shards for a treasure vault
>Get 3 pieces for the agility set, a sword and 2 pieces of jewelry
>Finally have a nice looking sword that doesn't look like a bright red dog cock.
Also the music is fucking awesome when you arrive.
>>170077158
After checking all the class passives it seems Sorc is the only one that has something remotely useful that is still applied in WW form
>15% ult reduction and meme KO passive
NB second in line with literally just
>20 ult gained from drinking a potion
I'm thinking of going Argonian because
>Whenever you drink a potion you are restored 12% of your Max Health, Magicka, and Stamina
and I'm gonna have to use potions nonstop for major savagery/brutality
>argonian werewolf stamina sorceror
That's the most retarded shit I've ever seen, do you think Imperial/Orc/Redguard would be any better than Argonian
>>170079203
>argonian stam sorc ww clever alchemist set
it's so retarded it might work by catching people offguard lel
I bet Argonians smell.
>>170081886
reptiles have no sweat glands, so actually argonians would be the least smelly race in ESO
>>170082212
>Reptiles
>>170081886
You should erect the spine of apology, anon.
>>170082212
sweat inherently doesn't smell, it's neutral.
why can't i find any toilets in this game
>>170085047
But anon, there are argonians literally everywhere.
>>170079793
EU strong, fuck americans.
>>170085167
i'd sooner piss into an altmer's mouth. an argonian deserves tamriel more than any mer
>Still can't buy a Blacksmith costume
They need to fire the retard who thought it would be a good idea to remove cosmetics from the shop
>>170079203
The stam regen on redguard might help, one of WW's problems is while they burst hard they are completely unable to sustain that burst. Getting a percentile amount of DPS back on proc like redguards do might make that slightly better, since WW form gives you a fuckhuge stam pool anyways.
And anyone can keep up a buff like major savagery/brutality 100% with maxed alchemy passives so alchemy in general can really help make up for some of werewolf's skill weaknesses.
>>170085047
They didn't have toilets back then anon, they used chamber pots. If you see a particularly wide brimmed vase sitting in a corner, that's the toilet.
>>170087207
the Thieves Guild Leathers are my favorite costume for my solo NB, overall, but i can't wear the things anymore because these silvery seams showed up when i had to replace my 2560x1600 monitor with a 1920x1080, for the time being. they're too distracting. anyone know what the hell is going on, here? doesn't happen with any other outfit of any kind.
did the server just die?
>>170088163
should note that they disappear if i zoom in enough and they don't show up on the front of the torso, where the texture isn't mirrored like the rest
>>170088286
yeah. Right in the middle of a delve, for me.
>>170087207
Why the fuck do they have sewers then?
>log in to do a quick pair of writs and train my mount
>servers die as I'm walking to the stable
welp, rip my training schedule
god i don't look forward to seeing how these servers do in june, it's going to be horrible
>>170088458
>on last boss of my daily dungeon
>pull
>this shit happens
>>170088401
You don't need toilets for sewers to be useful anon.
>finish up
>grab shitbucket
>toss into something that drains into the sewer
>???
>all the sewage ends up in the sewer!
rural alternative
>grab bucket
>toss shit into fields
>???
>fertilization!
>>170088401
To keep the streets from flooding with piss and shit when they toss it out the window. This is literally based on real history, look it up.
Alternativly, like the real world Romans, the sewers were build by Alyssian or Reman era Imperials when they took over the area and when it regressed, the locals went back to shitting in pots because it was easier than heading over to the public shitoritorium.
This account is already logged in.
Cunt.
>finally noticing my horsey going faster
good feel
why does every mmo have to have one crippling flaw that make it unplayable
Was in a normal pug earlier, and someone said something. They claimed that you had a chance to get monster helms out of normal modes of dungeons, they just had a low drop rate, and the hard modes were just guaranteed drops. I tried to look it up, and all the websites just talk about hard mode guarantee drops, nothing about a chance from normal modes.
Was that person really lying on the internet? Would someone just go and do that?
Does anyone suffer high ping? It isn't unplayable but having 300 to 320 really worried me.
>>170090394
You can only get helms from vet dungeons.
>>170090805
I can't even log in atm
Not even getting announcements
>>170089694
They said they fixed that problem too. Now they're just straight up lying.
Hope Morrowind tanks and gives them a kick in the ass to fix this fucking game.
>Turn in undaunted keys
>Nothing, nothing, shit, nothing
>Bloodspawn
>OK
>Heavy
>Oh shit....
>Training
>Deconstruct
fuck
shit
piss
>>170091915
This is a christian board.
Delet this.
well my entire week was shit so it only makes sense that the one thing I was looking forward to wouldn't even work either
>>170092325
Could always be worse anon.My cancer isn't in remission anymore. I'm only 24.
>>170093561
im sorry anon
>>170093561
Hey bro we all drop some day.
When I played this game vanilla playerlvls where shown to mewith the champion icon and stopped at 600? or so I guess but now since I installed FTC I only see v150 v263 vXX up to numbers like 800+ and now I can't even tell other's champion lvl anymore and the icon is gone, too.
Anyway to change this without uninstalling the addon?
>>170096425Took me 9 months to get back above 160 pounds. I only have one kidney left, with O- blood type, can't really afford to lose another one.
what the fuck is the personality that makes you juggle fire around in your hand? for as popular as this game is, i can't believe there aren't channels on youtube showcasing every ability, cosmetic, etc. there is untapped gold to be had if i wasn't so damn lazy.
is fire rune a fun ability in pvp
>NA servers down at midday AGAIN
cheap bastards should buy servers that aren't held together with duct tape and powered with potato batteries
>>170098471
/juggleflame
It's an emote
>>170099058
oh
:(
there arent any cool personalities for the aesthetidc i want
>>170066874
A 400 mag sorc can use nothing but shields and heavy attacks with a lighting staff for the majority of the arenas.
>>170098471
I'm not really sure where the millions of players we supposedly have come from when you're lucky if a zos released videos break 250k views.
Player made videos are lucky to break 5k.
>>170099248
>think heroic personality might fit your Altmer Sorc since it's all haughty looking
>random autistic screeching when you're standing idle
>stop using personality
is any of the Daggerfall soundtrack remastered for ESO like the others? never been to anywhere in the DC region
>>170098652
Yep.
>>170100681
looked up videos and fuck yeah it looks rad. will be putting a point into it later. it isnt efficient to do so, but i'm using my main to craft and do pve/ pvp casually. need help slotting these last two abilities though.
Bar 1 with S+B:
1: Unrelenting Grip (gap closer, fire damage)
2: Pierce Armor
3: Echoing Vigor (maybe the self-heal one is better?)
4: ???
5: Fire Rune
Aggressive Warhorn
Bar 2 with 2H:
1: Rally
2: Inner Rage
3: Igneous Shields
4: Coagulating Blood
5: ??? (Possibly a morph of Dragon Leap for gap closing on this bar)
the undecided ability on bar 1 is killing me. i keep considering Engulfing Flames, but i don't think i use enough flame-based abilities to take advantage of the boost on top of my Dunmer racial passives. or maybe the passive is enough as is.
please respond.
>the twitter says its back up
>its not
getting real sick of this shit
>>170101446
wait, fuck. the ult is undecided on bar 2, and for ability 5 i can't choose a Morph of either Spiked Armor or Hardened Armor. i've used Hardened for awhile now and it seems pretty useless.
>>170101446
>>170101823
Is this as a casual pve tank? Then yea it's decent. But I'm not sure how well it will do in PvP. Unless you're fighting DC on their EP alts then no one will bother attacking a tank.
>>170073168
>>170011661
>>170014172
>>170079793
Picture requested by Hatebr so here ya go, lads.
t. Hatter
>>169999726
>http://pastebin.com/Y9vRAcwm
u look like shit
the Thalmor are the Alt-mer Right
>>170000096
graphics/10
>>170103202
and you dun fucked up
Race with cutest waifus?
Hardmode: No bosmer
>>170103002
pve/pvp, but yeah. i don't care about minmaxing, just engaging in combat in a way i find fun. i just need help deciding on a last ability, last ult and a Spiked Armor morph.
WE NEED MORE BOTS, SIR!
Whats the best class for clearing loads of mobs?
>>170104248
Loads of aoe dps
>>170104248
Templar and Sorcerer.
>>170104693
I guess magplar that is but what for sorc?
stam ot mag? or both?
>>170103202
What did he mean by this?
>>170104928
dw/bow stam sorc
>>170103202
>>170105389
I don't know, but I'm laughing!
>>170098471
There's a mod that randomly plays emotes when they idle that some people use, flame juggling is one of the more common.
>start a new character
>want to try a templar tank redguard
>make myself a qt strong/thicc brown grill with red hair
>time to pick a fucking name
>ruminate on this shit for so long I get kicked back to login screen
>redo while trying to think of a good name
>fuck it look up female knight names and go from there
>find myself on a wiki page for women warriors in folklore
>might as well see if there's a neat african name if it's at the top of the list anyway
>one name in particular catches my eye
>Dihya/Kahina, Berber warrior queen, religious and military leader who was so good at removing kebab that her enemies thought she could see into the future and won battles because of magic and shiet
dude nice
>name already taken
time to add a few letters until it barely resembles the original and hope for the best I guess
>>170107258
Redguard names come from Arabic stars, give her a surname or some kind of a title
How does CP actually work? Why are tons of people at 561 but others are at 880+?
>>170108170
Current cap is 600. That is how many points you have to work with in the champ system right now. You can keep earning champion points, but 600 is the current max. They have been increasing the cap a bit at a time, so if you are above that and they raise the cap, then you'll have those points to work with.
>>170101446
looks quite stupid. You're mixing magicka and stamina abilities for actually dealing damage, this won't work in PvP. Also you can change skills going from PvE to PvP and vice versa.
>>170103642
"i don't care about minmaxing" pretty much means "I get stomped to the ground and can't do anything" in PvP, unless you run in groups but that's boring
I'm not necesseraily talking about meta builds, just ones that are internally cohesive.
>>169999726
I'm very jealous of your name.
>>170109295
Agreed. I thkn theres a difference between Minmaxing and justmaking sure you have decent enough synergy and what not
>>170060000
they all look great
what's the armor on the second character on the left?
>>170109282
Whats happening when people have 800?
>>170109295
what do you suggest for a 64 magicka build then
>>170111114
nothing everything above 600 does nothing
>>170109295
it's supposed to be my "fun" character as opposed to the rest. i expect my main/crafting character to be a jack of all trades, master of none
>>170111114
We can see Lyris naked in Harborage.
>>170111560
>>170111114
You get the NEET title in game.
Server ded?
how long until the game is up?
>>170112472
now
>>170111560
>Sweating Sai Sahan
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SERVERS
>>170113289
Right behind the super bowl commercial.
:^)
>>170113289
Gone :)
>>170113748
>>170113289
What a time not to be a burger :^)
>>170113886
What big nose you have, Gina!
>>170114153
Someone edit the shirt to something funny
>>170113973
No idea what you're on about. I'm on PC NA, and I've been playing for the last hour and a half.
>wait all day to play because poo servers
>finally get on
>grind the fuck out of crafting, desperately trying to reach rank 6 of tailoring so I can craft my motif
>after contemplating suicide several times I finally get there
>can't learn motif anyways
>learn that rank six of tailoring is not the same as rank six of clothing and that I'm not even close
I'm done contemplating, see you all in sovngarde
I dont even like this game why do I play it
Can stamplars PvP alright?
>>170114440
For grinding blacksmith/clothier/woodworking, go to the guild traders. High level daily crafting duties give level CP 150/160 intricate gear (280% inspiration bonus on completion) items, and people often put them up for sale. You'll find them for anywhere from 100 - 250 gold each. Buy a bunch, and deconstruct them. Costs a bit, but by far the fastest and easiest way to powerlevel.
Of all the RPers I have met so far, my absolute least favorite are family/play house RPers.
Take your shitty baby or pregnancy and shove it far up your asshole m8.
>>170114796
I keep playing because the game itself is a great idea and could be a great thing. Zos and the people who work for them are about as mouth breathing retarded as you can get though.
Is it weird to roleplay as a girl if I'm not a girl
If it is can you please rate the level of weirdness on a scale of 1 to 5, 5 being highest level of weirdness
>>170116323
>>170116323
Its completelynormal
>>170116323
Not that weird, I mean. If you feel the need to, you can tell people out of character that you're a dude, but go for it
>>170109295
>unless you run in groups but that's boring
N'wah what, the most fun I've had in PvP is running with a small group and just capturing strategic locations and causing such an annoyance to the enemy factions that they need to move over half of their mindless zergs to deal with us and lose all their keeps while we just laugh on piles of salt and AP.
>>170116323
>tfw no girl(male) to play ESO with
>>170110541
thank you! it's Skinchanger heavy.
>>170116323
Well, if you're not running dungeons and asking good equip, it's weird. I got my bsw divines legs using my female cute characters and talking like a girl.
I don't understand minmaxing but I don't have a max level character yet
Is it really necessary? Seems like you miss out on a lot of useful abilities that way. Do you need to do it for pvp because I don't see why that would be a thing
>>170110541
>>170116956
oh, and the gloves are Pact heavy. i have a thing for claws on armor, so i get mileage out of Xivkyn medium and Dominion light gloves, too.
>>170116548
>>170116646
>>170116731
>>170117070
Time for me to leave. I'm not browsing /tesg/
>>170117505*pulls tail*
>>170117703
If 12 bad pvpers in AD on azuras could log off right now, well that would be great. Thx.
>>170117703
That's not my tail you're pulling *lennyface
My penis hurts from masturbating so much
>>170118389
from ERP?
>>170118559
No just something I wanted to share
I am playing the game though so it's related
>>170118659
tell me more
>>170115046
bump
>>170118783
Yes they are quite strong now because of recent power of light buff.
Do they really not leave ETAs for the servers coming back up?
>>170118749
I let it fly in my undies under my shorts
I leave them on until the day is done
>>170119974
does it smell
Aaand the server shits the bed again.
How many of you just got kicked out?
>>170122063
>>170122219
My whole trial group, and everyone in my guild.
>>170122020
Sometimes when I open my legs
>stuck on loading screen
>ok whatever I'm going to go to bed anyway
>click game away
>music keeps playing
I'm not sure how much more I can take.
Why did I sub to this shitty game? Wow private servers have better stability.
Ok, back in.
>>170123109
Or not, infinite loading screen into zone.
>>170123403
Better we start to write bad reviews to be able to play again. Morrowind is going to make it even worse.
>>170122934
there is literally no reason to sub in the first place
>>170124194
You could argue that it's not worth it but you can't say there's literally no reason. There are reasons.
Well, time to play Morrowind.
>>170124303
there aren't if you can manage resources efficiently and don't have a hoarding problem
>>170123403
25 minutes loading into zone
>>170115076
New player here, are you saying I should buy high level armor just to disassemble it
>>170124895
yeah
>>170124895
Specifically you want to buy the high level armor that has the intricate trait, it gives 280% more deconstruction XP. Same goes for weapons/metal armor for blacksmith, clothes/leather armor for clothier, and bows/staves/shields for woodworker.
>Notice: The North American PC/Mac mega server is currently unavailable while we perform maintenance.
>>170125161
It said that earlier too it's just bs
The solution is to reverse your sleeping and work schedule so you can be on at night when the servers are least populated
>>170125236
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/official-news
gg
>>170125395
>fake news
If you play a woodelf
Fuck
You
>>170125694
They're called altmer you pleb
>>170125161
Fuck my numbass l just bought some crowns from steam. I hope nothing fucks up for me.
>>170125885
Take a walk anon stand up for a bit
Alternatively have fun squeezing and slapping your ass pretending it's someone elses while you think about the money you wasted
>>170125867
*screeches*
>>170125694
get mildly adequate, you feggot.
>>170125867
WRONG WRONG WRONG
FUCK YOU ALL
Im from the future ask me anything
>>170126382
Will Todd Howard live to see his 50th birthday?
>>170126382
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
>>170126382
when will servers be back up?necromancy line when?
>>170126454
>>170126538
>>170126445
I only came back from three minutes in the future so I can't answer any of these questions but I can link you to some exclusive limited time offer only Papa John's discount code coupons.
https://dealspotr.com/papa-johns-pizza
>>170126956
>No papa johns near me
Oh well, at least we have based Papa Ginos.
>That 5 cheese blend
>>170126956
>implying my country has this shitty franchise
It doesn't. Literally the only pizza joints we have that are american are dominoes, eagle boys and pizza hut.
>>170127085
I don't make the rules
>>170127183
But you enforce them with that devilish smile of yours
>want to get hulking draugr to try out a stam build
>the one fucking day direfrost is pledge is 100% maintenance
>find a cute elf girl to RP with
>its actually a real girl
>we eventually erp
>she tells me shes a lesbian irl
fug no eso gf 4 me
>>170127708
:) Sucked in ZoS drone.
Is Pete Hines the back of Todd Howard?
>>170127746
>it's actually a real girl
how did you know
>she's a lesbian irl
why did she erp with you then? probably a trick
>>170127746
She's also a fatty with bull-dyke multicolored hair, shitty "le ebin gamur XD" tattoos and a dick twice the size of yours.
>>170111408
DK tank?
Ehh I'm on the phone so it's hard to write much but just take a look at the skill descriptions and choose the tanky ones, or better yet google magicka dk tank builds (filter the results for last year at least) and look at the skills.
For weapons, S+B is good but there's another option for frost staff, it allows you to tank using magicka on one of your bars + it has a taunt. I personally love frost reach, but dk has talons so it wouldn't be as useful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5uufycdvwA
>>170128027
Or he could read the op and check out the theory-crafting on the forums.
>>170125075
ok thanks
>>170128027
Also obviously if full magicka use magicka skills, so class + mages guild + some undaunted + vampire + staves + ermm light armour? The only exception I remember rn is medium armour's shuffle, which is a great defensive skill that even some magicka users slot (it's got a slight need last patch though)
>>170128384
http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/pve-2-3-x-kindling-power-the-salty-version-of-a-magicka-dk/
>>170124459
She was a witch, wasn't she? I killed her for being a cunt anyway.
hopefully a good amount of people fuck off until tomorrow with this maintenance happening
>>170124519
>Don't have a hoarding problem
Are you telling me you're the kind of pleb that enter PvP with only one gear set?
>>170128728
She was a witch according to the braindead nords.
>>170127917
I asked for a lewd pic. She sent me a low quality tidz pic on snapchat. Also my character ingame was a vampire girl and I used all my Yuri lesbo doujin experience to RP effectively. As to why she even sent a lewd she said she didnt mind helping me out but she didnt want anything in return.
>>170127936
she was thicc but not hamplanet. doesnt matter tho saw tits.
>>170116323
Not really. I already assume every girl online is a male and I'll treat you like a guy until proven otherwise.
>>170128728
I killed the Nord. I just said I believed the breton woman and he tried to kill me, fucking nuts. Probably, she is telling the truth.
>>170128842
Fatties that play MMOs and are easy to 'manipulate' into showing tits aren't rare man. They're the biggest draw to "games" like IMVU and Second Life.
>>170128842
some fat bitch showed u her sagging tits kek
hahahaahahahahaahahkillmehahahahahaahah
>>170128842
when you say thicc, is she the thicc that men think of when they use that word or is it thicc in the way women use the word
>>170128980
There are 3 naked nords that claim witches cursed them, in the base MW. In the expansion 1 extra was added in Mournhold for the Tribunal expansion.
She did take his axe and clothes though. Whether she seduced him or not is up to player interpretation.
does anyone know when the server will be back up
>>170129262
No but they'll announce it when it is.
>>170128842
Stop while you can before you hurt yourself.
>>170129303
I don't know what to do with myself someone give me a time consuming thoughtless task
>>170129405
I have no clue. I just play Gwent beta and/or browse porn.
>>170129183
Well, she is a healer, maybe he tried to bang her and she cast some "debuff" spell. I remind the naked Nord in Mournhold, but I don't remember what he says. I'll try to find out. Lame I already killed the Nord in Caldera.
>>170129262
"In under an hour" according to Gina
So probably in a few hours.
Honestly though the server issues are getting ridiculous.
>>170129148
looked like a good thicc. like I said I was able to tell she wasnt a gigantor
>>170129401
she sucks at the game so probably not gonna play with her anyways. plus Im not really even into rp in the first place
it's me
i'm the naked nord
so servers have been down all dayish and still down? I've been playing zelda.. guess I'll go back to that..
>>170129405
Make some ESO r34.
>>170129547
>>I remind the naked Nord in Mournhold, but I don't remember what he says
He's just an easter egg added as reference to the other 3 naked nords in the mainland.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Tribunal:Easter_Eggs
>>170129772
I already drew this just now what do you want me to draw next
HURRY PLEASE
Any of you ever compliment good looking characters ingame? I usually send something to characters that stick out to me.
>>170129914
I forcibly ERP with them.
>>170129914
>tfw never been complimented
I wonder if I'm ugly
here's something to pass the time
>>170130152
>wanting to fill out and post a form that allows the mericunt gubment to easier identify you
>>170130152
>>>/soc/
Someone want to help me to fix this leddit pic?
how long have the servers been down what the fuck? i tried logging in again hours ago and they're still offline?
>>170130386
can't fix what ain't broke
>>170130386
delet this
I don't want to start arguing
>>170130428
modern gaming is a fucking disgrace for so many reasons especially early access nobody cares people will buy fucking anything it's just like movies
>>170130428
they've have been 'under maintenance' more than once today
>>170130428
>>170130386
Bosmer would be any indigenous/aboriginal culture that practices cannibalism and worships nature, less Native North American than anything else.
Bretons seems about right but add French culture.
Dunmer are completely wrong.
I don't see any british in the Imperials. Bretons have more British than the Imps.
Khajit are more African than Gypsy.
>>170130386
bretons are french, bosmer are celts, dunmer are indians, imperials are roman only, not britshits, orcs are slavs and redguards are moors even though moors weren't sub saharan niggers. also the altmer are not chinese. the altmer are generic high fantasy, likely based on the myth of atlantis. i understand yokuda could possibly be atlantis too, but i really don't think that's the case
>>170130937
Redguard are more Berber than Moor. Berbers were brutal pirates. Moors sucked at sea warfare for a very long time.
>>170130152
I rated my main instead!
>>170130386
>argonians are not actually african screaming WE WUZ AZTECS
wew this is a load of shit
>>170130661
Is there any gif that's more appropriate for everything ESO related?
>>170130937
>dunmer are indians
>shit-tier men
>whore women
>immigrants are rude and believe they're above others because they've grown up with servants and slaves
>home country is a mess
Can't find a fault with that
>>170131098
Probably. Meanwhile this is the best image to sum ESO up.
>>170131008
yeah, i forgot about berbers. they do have moor architecture though so maybe it's a blend. they are definitely not the fucking ottomans though
>>170131249
True that. And only reddit could come up with a chart so retarded
>>170131217
Dunmer definitely have indian influence on them, probably east asian is mixed in though.
All the races pull more than 1 racial/conceptual influence, its more like 3-5 different concepts/real life comparisons per race
EP is the only alliance that isn't full of evil dicks. y'know, aside from the Tribunal, which you can kind of mess with. every time im in a tribunal temple, i steal everything in sight
>>170131615
>EP is the only alliance that isn't full of evil dicks.
if youre subhuman enough to hate the tribunal, you basically are disproving your bait.
Dunmer enslave and justify the enslavement of the lesser beast races. By you disliking the tribunal (vivec did nothing wrong) you are basically disliking the fact the dunmer enslave the lesser races.
>>170131054
>>170130152
This, made one of the Vestige
>All in Magicka as an Argonian
>Follow the Hist so you always have the moral high ground
>Not mind shriven despite being a prisoner in Cold Harbour
>Keeps resurrecting
>Virgin and no way to lose it
>Speaks in short sentences and solve most problems with violence, but so do everyone else
>The amount people want you to bribe them with is next to nothing
>tfw no soul,tfw couldn't save pretty boy once you got your soul
>Famous across the lands with every crafting skill and esteemed decorator
>>170131054
sure ill do that
If I put gold glyph on purple jewellery, does it retain full power? Or is it wasted?
>>170131615
EP characters are all assholes which makes them more believable. They aren't SJWs or pushing any subversive agendas.
Servers seem to be up
>>170131459
It's for the best
I think my favorite part about eso isn't the race comparisons to real life, but how the religious structures kind of mirror abrahamic religion with everyone worshipping essentially the same gods, but with different names and additions real people like talos becoming a god-figure for some cultures etc.
I'm not huge on lore, but from what I've read and remember I always find that more interesting than 'lol orcs are mongols'
>>170131713
a little slavery is fucking NOTHING compared to what the thalmor has done and continues to do even into the 4th era. get off your high horse, high elf
>>170131615
>BBC Covenant
>SJW Dominion
>Alliance of Sane People
geeze what to choose?
>>170131792
You can argue that the green pact takes influence from japanese mythology really, with the focus on nature and all.
>>170131813
The thalmor are fucking brutal, nobody will ever deny that. The high elves are a liability in reality, they can easily become the next dwemer, delete the whole race with magic.
>>170131792
Ah what? The lore is taken from TES in general and ESO doesn't do it any justice, infact seems to go out of it's way to fuck it up. >Cyrodiil jungle as the usual example
>the Altmer cities being wrong is another
>>170132041
>Cyrodiil jungle
Is this becoming a meme? Someone bring this up in every thread and getting BTFO?
>>170131995
Almost every culture spanning human history has had some form of religion centered around nature. It's not specific to the gooks anon.
>>170132207
It was a meme before ESO was even released.
Every complaint in the game can be hand waved because of the Dragon Break.
We're not playing the same ES that the games after DF take place in.
how long could it possibly take to maintain the servers
>>170132379
A very long fucking time. I refuse to believe your life is so devoid of anything that ESO is all you have to do.
>>170132429
>I refuse to believe your life is so devoid of anything that ESO is all you have to do
lol why
>>170132429
uhhh, you don't know mmo-players
>>170132475
Hope anon
>>170132429
So naive..
>>170132214
Im more or less using a modern example, another case would be the celtic druidic traditions, iirc
>>170132041
>Altmer cities
We never see any of the cities of the Altmer homeland. Auridon is some island on the boarder and used to hold foreigners that want to trade.
>>170132429
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1544131/Man-dies-after-7-day-computer-game-session.html
>>170132573
I know I was just adding on, not trying to contradict or shoot down anything you're saying. Sorry if it came across that way
>>170132621
I wish I could get a week off..
>>170132475
>>170132507
>>170132621
>>170132558
I don't get it. If you're o PC you have more than a handful of MMOs to play. Why settle for ESO when you could play something like WoW or FF?
I'm on the console and I haven't got any better options really which is why I've got to settle
>>170132842
>he thinks wow is still good
>>170132842
those games suck in comparison. we're original tes fans, actually have standards so wow is out the question, and aren't roped in by degenerate fanservice so no ffxiv
>>170132842
>WoW or FF
This has got to be bait.
>>170132945
Never played it but it's still around and still leading the charts.
>>170133016
lots of people also smoke cigarettes
>>170132842
>paying 180 dollars a month plus expansions to get cucked
>>170133016
yeah and a shitload of normies play call of doody
what's popular is rarely what's good, people play wow because they're too stupid or lazy to look for anything else
>>170132842
WoW is shit and i don't like japs, so ESO is my only option.
>>170132842
im replying to this post
>>170133095
>>170133135
Apparently ESO has 8.5mil active players which is impressive but I wouldn't say the games good. Beyond grinding, I've found nothing fun to do in the game.
>>170133095
>>170133213
Damn, guys, you are a rekt machine. Well done.
>>170133135
>180 dollars a month
I think you meant a year
>>170132310
>We're not playing the same ES that the games after DF take place in.
Which is completely wrong information.
WE'RE BACK!
>>170133423
Explain the massive inconsistencies and retconned information, mixed with the acknowledged fuck ups from ZoS then
>>170133529
you tricked me you whore
>servers down
>thread bursts to life
Hmm
>>170133756
PC players would rather alt-tab to occasionally bump the thread than actually engage in conversation while the games available to play
>>170133756
half of these posts are mine alone
>>170133846
The other half are literally mine
>>170133756
masterpeace
>>170134014
I believe that
>>170134080
Good. All I need now is to use a name, make autistic shit, then post it on reddit for my fans. Hopefully then people will visit us here and whiteknight for me when people call me out on my attwhore ways.
>>170134173
if we use the same name we can double our posting power
I already have the autistic shit down
>>170134173
haha holy shit dude. no one's even instigating you and you go full barneyfagposter on us
>>170134260
That's a great idea.
>>170134283
Literally who?
>>170134283
That's the joke anon
>mention trainwiz is from reddit
>whiteknight(s) come from the woodwork to suck his choochoo
trainwiz more like trainjizz hah right guys?
>>170133756
>servers go down for an hour
>APP levels go up 400%
>>170134509
I like Trainwiz, he's the best.
>>170133846
>>170134014
>>170134080
>>170134173
>>170134260
>>170134372
>>170134396
>>170134472
>>170134509
That's it, that's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /teso/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on here who doesn't go full retard or spend all their time shitposting. Every fucking day in the 2 years that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /xivg/, you are no better than /wowg/ and I bet even /ksg/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>170134685
>>170134685
>>170134620
What is app?
>>170134685
Nice pasta- also 5 of those posts are mine, guess which ones specifically for free crowns.
>>170134863
autism per post
thread is currently toxic due to an unusually high level of app, avoid at all costs
>>170134845
There has to be a sound version of this or a Vocaroo recording.
>>170134998
What hell app does mean?
>>170134863
>>170134998
My autism has a voice. That voice is Trainwiz.
>>170134658
>>170132842
>Why settle for ESO when you could play something like WoW or FF?
I'm not saying ESO's combat is the best it could be but it's way better than any other MMO with controller support I've tried. I gave FF a go but it's absolutely retarded you just have to stand there without any way to respond to incoming damage while waiting on your cooldowns. Unless you're the kind of player that likes to take it in the butt I don't see the appeal.
you know we can play now right
let's go back to silence and the sound of one shitposter tisming
I now have 5500 crowns
tell me what to buy
>>170135105uh oh
>>170135338
Okay. You can be the train, I'll be the wiz
Drinks-His-Pee
>>170135331
By one of the assistances if you suspect you'll be spending a lot of time in the game. Being able to sell useless shit mid-dungeon is amazing.
>>170135338
Anyone else getting massive frame drops?
>>170135478
I named by argo healslut Ribbed-For-Her-Pleasure
>>170135331
buy a house
Oh shid that's something we could talk about.
Do you guys own a house?
>>170135597
Got all 3 apartments you get free from the quest.
Wasn't worth it desu.
>>170135494
if only you saw the rest of the thread, that was just the tip of the iceberg
it's kinda laggy for everyone, right
>>170135694
Well the apartments are pretty shit aren't they? Having a house could be cool
stop it you guys i don't want to catch anyone's autism
>>170135827
Meh, there's still not enough they can do. It's pretty much a place to decorate and show off to friends.
>>170135785
most of us aren't even fucking playing so shut up
>>170135928
and to erp and act out your adult baby fetishes in peace
>>170135928
OH MY GOD TRAINWIZ IS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what prompted this rapid decline in posting quality?
we're literally /tesg/ level right now
Yes it is I, the almighty Trainwiz. Author of the best meme mods this side of the red mountain. Hello my fellow posters, I have descended from the heavens to speak with each and everyone one of you and grant your wildest dreams.
>>170136462
this is just what happens when the kind of person who plays an mmo is forced to not play an mmo for a while
fuck me
>>170136479
I know this isn't really trainwiz, but trainwiz pls go back to tesg
>>170136462
Just look at the NA PC guild chat and you can guess the people shitting up the thread
>>170136228
What?
>>170136029
That too I guess. If crafting stations weren't so expensive it might have a little bit more use, but as it stands it's mostly a status symbol thing.
>>170136462
finger my butt lol
>>170136795
so the maintenacne is over then? of course the game still doesn't work for me
>>170136831
I was able to log on an hour ago
brb need to clean the cum out of my thomas the train fleshlight
>>170136920
This is not me. I NEVER cum inside thomas, I spray it on his face every time.
>>170136462
Sounds like /tesg/ giving us some of their shitposters because they're mad.
>>170136907
of course you could
>>170136462
game being down
>>170137110
Yes it's all from /tesg/, that makes sense.
She is Nord or Breton?
>>170136825
I can't think of anything you can really place in your house that wouldn't make it overpowered.
>>170137110
she's clearly jewish
>>170135041
There isnt.I made it
>>170137305
she's clearly jewish
>>170136795
As an EU player up early, you have any screenshots of US bants? The EU guild is basically "Hey anyone want to do any vet pledges?" and awkward attempts to socialize. At least people are friendly when you ask for help.
>>170137305
she's clearly jewish
>>170137525
she's clearly jewish
>>170137525
she's clearly jewish
>>170137352
I was just thinking stuff that augments current skills, like ayelid well style blessings for a few things.
>>170136462
literally one person. just ignore signs of him
>>170137352
It'd be nice to be able to set down a mini-mundus stone or something.
Having to ride out to a Shadow stone each time I take off a piece of TBS for any reason is really, really fucking annoying. Even if the one in Greenshade is relatively close to a wayshrine.
>>170137305
Imperial. Probably Nibonese.
>>170136795
hello i am chud
argonians are basically niggers
>dirty imperials prancing about my beautiful elven city and singing songs about their stupid necklace
when will they realize that an Imga has a higher chance of becoming emperor than a man taking seat in the imperial city ever again?
>>170138054
This would be amazing.
>>170138054
having a wayshrine OUT of your house would also be good
Also enemy spawns, just for like, practice arenas and such.
>>170137437
that was pretty fast
>>170138048
But anon, you just replied to him(^;
>>170138245
fug
maybe i too am my own enemy
>>170138336
Trust no one.
>>170135928
>>170136228
>>170136479
>>170136825
>>170136920
>>170137023
>>170137174
>>170137278
You can fuck my bitch, trainwiz.
what the fuck is a ghost snake
WHEN THE FUCK ARE THE SERVERS COMING BACK UP REEEEEEEEEE
>>170138526
cuck
>>170138550
Only if it's for trainwiz
https://youtu.be/mak0A5uOfcY
>>170138054
You know what would be nice?
Storage.
>>170136479
>>170138657
trainwiz is TRA(I)NSEXUAL
MAKE THE LAG STOOOOOOOOOOP
Holy shit, I never knew he was this attractive.
I'd fuck him.
i thought 2-hand was supposed to be powerful, like dual wielding
>>170139038
Who?
at what level do dungeons start? too lazy to look it up
>>170139147
trainwiz
what's the fastest way to make money?
I've just been selling stolen shit
>>170139285
i role play as a prostitute down by the riften dock. i can pull about 50k in a day
>>170139180
Any level really. It's at upper levels that pledges start.
>>170139407
really?________________________
__________________________really?
>>170139502
no, but i'm sure i could if i was a total degenerate
how much ap have you made this week with the booster
Gay-for-Pay
There are exactly two ways to play skyrim
>make fun new interesting build and get bored at level ten after doing bleak falls barrow for the 400th time
or
>make fun new interesting build and get to level thiry
>start worrying about the character's in game mortality
>get a real house, get a wife, adopt two daughters, give Faendal and Serena a Hearthfire House each
>give up cause you always forget how to get your daughters to take meeko as a pet.
Does anyone else feel this? I feel like I'm missing out on so much late game. I've been running from bears for thirty levels and I'm sick of it.
>>170140368
wrong thread, friend
>>170140368
You want >>170121304
>>170138924
>trainwiz is TRA(I)NSEXUAL
what is the damage of hidden blade based on
>>170141187
>magicka
wot
>>170141381
Force of habbit
>>170139010
TFW we share the same pain even we are world apart. I really felt connected to each and everyone of you.
>>170141530
I feel the same way desu senpai
>>170141187
>>170141412
i have a very tiny brain. does weapon damage scale off that as well? will i see higher numbers just left clicking with my weapon if i put points into stamina? and magicka with the staves?
>>170141854
wait. this changes everything. i've fucked up for so long.
>Sneaking around the Imperial city
>There's a large group of EP faggots running around killing shit
>Find a good hiding place
>One of them wanders near
>Things start getting tense, leaning into the monitor, fingers twitching above the attack keys waiting..
>My pet netch suddenly rips a thunderous fart
>Start laughing
>Misclick and end up sitting in a chair
>Get a free EP lapdance
>>170141854
>>170142023
Don't mix. Either invest entirely in magic or stamina. 70 mag or 70 stam will always out dmg 70 mag/stam split (35/35)
>>170142114
i didn''t plan on that. i just now realize i should shift everything over to a stamina build for my dk
>>170142041
>>170142041
i always do a surrender emote when i've run into bad news. that, or start walking along a path as if i am an npc. or sit.
>>170142160
Yup, and respecing is cheap.
>>170142231
does surrendering work?
>>170142318
>>170142318
it did once, but taking any damage breaks the animation. i hate that
>>170142114
but what about for pvp? won't you miss out on a lot of useful skills if you do only mag or only stam
>>170140785
Max stamina.
>>170142396
I-I meant has it ever worked
not all the time
>>170142408
PvP isn't about who's got the flashiest skills, it's about how hard and fast you can hit the other guy
>>170142160
Just make sure you keep enough magicka to keep up with any buffs or utilities or whatever that use it.
>>170142628
that's pretty unfun and disappointing for both pve and pvp but I guess I shouldn't have expected much from mmo combat
>>170142720
im a dunmer with 1 mage's guild ability slotted, so i'd like to think i'll be okay naturally
>>170142753
>that's pretty unfun and disappointing for both pve and pvp
Before this or my reply sparks a shitpost, I agree.
Despite loving this game and having fun, I cannot believe how poor the build variety is and that people defend it. Like others always state, if you don't play with the meta builds, you're fucked.
But in short and opinions aside, yeah it sucks but it does force you to rely on mates and other players which keeps the community alive atleast
>>170142795
i should also probably become a vampire
>>170143187
Yup. Dunmer/Vamp/Mag/DK is a beast in PvP. Absolute beast.
>>170143231
is race also important in this game?
>>170143419
Unfortunately yeah but most races fill multiple slots, so it's pretty flexible.
Is this kind of server random downage with bethesda not saying a word normal for this game? How do you nigs deal with this as a community?
>>170143419
>>170143641
Just avoid bosmer. I can't think of any role they're better than another race at.
>>170143678
It's increased since the playerbase swelled slightly. Hence the superbowl meme.
>>170143745
seems like bosmer only exist to get shit on in this series
>>170143818
That's one way to look at it, but I prefer to think of it in the way that it's not really being shat on if you were always shit and nothings changed.
>>170142930
>Like others always state, if you don't play with the meta builds, you're fucked.
And what are those?
>>170089812
What level is your speed at? I only really noticed my horsie speed at about 21
>>170144631
Probably w/e alcast/deltia spew
>>170091678
Lol rip
>>170093561
Shit, I'm sorry man
>>170096959
Shit Nigger I'm 163lbs healthy. I compete in powerlifting though so I guess I do it on purpose
Almost
>>170144678
Well then
>>170142930
is wrong
>>170146896
Or are you wrong?
for real, how many days till we can play, this is cray
>>170149608
Server's up for me, what's the issue?
>Tfw you have a dakimakura
>>170007187
>How can there be a senche or wolf atronach?
Lorewise, mages have found a way to bitch-slap atronachs into whatever form they please. The ice atronach is already pretty cool and no one doubts the fire atronach is hot so all that's left to faff about with was the storm one.
>>170147927
Please, all that's needed is for someone to run a PvP or PvE build non of those have posted. I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of /tesog/ residents do their own thing from time to time.
So, as soon as the server shit themselves last night around 9 pm, I drank a bunch of gin and passed out.
Are they up yet, or do I need to repeat until I can either play or my liver gives out?
The real reason to own a home
>>170153057
I agree actually. Just because the meta is so artificial doesn't mean you can't add your own twist to builds
>>170155216
There's actually an animation for all that?
>>170142225
>Have one hour hour of free time in morning
>Game down
How long as it been down this time lads?
>>170155895
Hours
>>170155946
Fucking hell, I can't help but imagine if any other big MMO did this there would be riots
>>170156075
Probably. What's worse is that it's only the PC that's suffering. Console is fine
>>170156130
How exactly does this happen every once in a while, when there isn't even an event attracting more players than normal? This should just be business as usual.
>>170156187
Not a clue. Maybe the superbowl commercial really did pull in enough players to cause server side issues
>>170156279
I can't imagine that. What even was their commercial?
Also, I can't even log into the forums, although this is admittedly the first time I've ever tried.
>>170156130
PC EU here, everything fine on my end
>>170155529
Looks like a well-positioned /sleep and /sleep2
>just sold a 5K furniture item for 20K
The jews would be proud of me.
>>170155895
PC NA has been up for 8 hours now...
Hello, I'm new to the game, do you think I can run it with my toaster? Pic related.
Untill now I've only managed to play once because I get stuck on endless loading screens, is it my computer's fault or not? That one time when I played it ran smoothly though.
>>170157196
Obviously not for everyone then, moron.
>>170157196
I'm getting nothing but timeouts.
>>170157275
Probably not, and if you could, it would be with runescape tier graphics at 30 FPS, at the best.
>>170157275
I know the word potato is tossed around liberally these days, but that is an actual potato CPU.
>>170129183
>>170124459
There is naked nord quest in deshaan, claiming witch stole his axe and pants.
>>170130152
blue knight, reporting in
At first I was going to set my artistic section much lower, but if creative writing counts I bumped that shit up. Love writing, working on my second novel now.
>>170159518
Novel as in actual novel, or "novel" as in pic related?
I'm trying to get into pic related, deviants have tons of disposable income to spend on their fetishes.
So this login thing is still going on?
>>170160008
Uh, actual novel. Fantasy book, writing styles being influenced from Sapkowski and Martin novels, the like.
Around forty pages into it right now. Writing compelling characters is the most engrossing part of novel writing, in my opinion. With strong characterization, you can lead it almost anywhere.
>>170143419
Race matters for vet trials and such, or maybe 5% of content overall where you need autistic level of minmaxing. Someone probably saved the pyramid graph because I didn't.
>>170138513
Not even in this one.
Did they fix this glitch? Imagine what you could do with screenshots and photoshop...
>>170133594
>Explain the massive inconsistencies and retconned information
You mean like every single one of the singleplayer games also does?
>mixed with the acknowledged fuck ups from ZoS then
>acknowledged fuck ups
>acknowledged
You answered that one yourself.
>>170142041
>My pet netch suddenly rips a thunderous fart
You can't use non-combat pets in pvp areas, don't make up stories anon, if you lie too much your dick will fall off.
how much do i have to pay for a vampire bite
>undergo maintenance
>wait for hours
>maintenance ends
>connection timed out every fucking time
Help me I am on the verge of dropping this game
>>170163952
2-3k, people also give them for free.
>>170164306
man i cant get anyone to sell me one, much less give one
>>170165654
Ask in one of your guild chats. There's always at least one that's willing to give a bite for free
>>170165654
I got 2 vamp bites for free. You canbjust go to the altar and eventually someone will offer to bite you.
did anyone else get kicked
servers just shit themselves for anyone else on PC NA?
>>170155216
>people actual like orc females
... and login servers down again.. okay gg, I guess this is ZoS's way of telling me I should go play Zelda.
reee
reeeee!
>>170167025
>yfw you can't spell Green without ree
is it up yet
how often do you have to feed as a vampire
>>170166980
>actual
xbox na pooped out :)
also i swear i did two writs a day ago wtf
>>170167885
6 hour/stage
lag
anyone bought their global key on g2a?
does the health debuff from vampirism make my healing received from my own abilities or the abilities of others not work as well?
>>170169876
it only affects health recovery so no
>>170166980
>Not liking orc girls
>Running pledge dungeon
>Clearing trash before the last boss
>Ping
>Oh fuck....
>DPS drops
>Shit
>999+
>No
>Lost connection to the server
>servers were down before work yesterday
>servers were also down after I got home from work
>can't log in today, before work
Well, this is unfortunate.
guess i just idle at the vampire shrine until i get a bite
So, I get back in, get to play for 10 minutes, then get booted again.
Stop toying with me, ZoS, make up your fucking mind.
Does this game rewards exploration with cool stuff such as gear, references, neat lore or similar? Or is it just running from quest to quest out in the world?
>>170173085
Lore. Xp, gold and gear are insignificant. Just do quests if you like the lore/exploration.
really only the argonians in the EP are likeable
dunmers claim to be hardened warriors yet they constantly whine and act like they dindu nuffin to get all the other peoples' hatred
nords are just annoying with their 2tough4you act
I don't know why you guys like them
>>170173085
it's a full tes game released under your nose. play as you would any other
>>170168995
Kinguin is more reputable, and they frequently have the same prices. Buy it from there.
>>170174350
already bought it, it works
but I'll keep that in mind
>>170173085
Crafting mats, chests, lorebooks (collectible, can be read again at any point), world bosses, wilderness crafting stations (which you use to craft specific sets), quests are all things you find by exploring, if you don't use addons etc.
They also have a TINY BIT of random encounters, but it feels like they didn't really flesh it out yet, which is too bad.
>>170173679
ur poo!n'wah!
>>170173679
>nords = lords
>argonians = fargonians
>dunmer = smartmer
Get it yet, or should I c'ontinue?
>>170174861
you know the drill
>>170175472
C'ontinue I will then, friend. Nord lord sword, for chords. S'eeing the dunmer-dunmer'd-dunmermaid. Ar'gonians for lar-hone-ians, twice removed from when-st they came.
>>170175691
no youve got to make this meme!
>>170175874
P'lease don't try to make light of my explanations used in order for the enlightenment of others.
Any eu fellas wanna help a pre-45erdefeat soul-crushing boredom?
>>170176423
Are you t'ruly over sixty years old? I would be honored to assist you daily in forms not known currently to none here.
I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!
>>170176692
Cool beans, watch out for fire.
>>170175472
I'm too lazy to do this but
>Proud standard bearers
Dunmer
Altmer
Breton
Redguard
>Nazi salute guys
Nord
Maomer
Imperial
>ripped flag shitlords
Khajiit
Bosmer
Argonian
Orc
>>170178114
cmon babe you can make it pwease uwu
well yet again no fucking connection
I'm giving up on this game for a while
>>170180997
start a character on the EU server
>>170180997
you'll be able to play again after monday maintenance
kill me
what's a good way for a low level player to make mone
>>170182604
steal and then fence everything that isn't nailed down
>177 keys
I wish I could sell it.
>>170182604
Level up so that your money making potential increases.
>>170183358
One o'nly needs a single key to operate a motor lovechild, - it is known.
Bosmer smell
>>170185175
D I S T I N C T
B O S M E R
S M E L L
>>170185175_Bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDImhSp9V0o
>>170185175Like cooked human flesh
Could not retrieve announcements.
just got booted from game
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AGAIN AND WE WAS MEMEIN IN GCHAT FUDGEEE
TALOS WAS A REDGUARD
people should really be demanding better than this
having servers this shit for an mmo should be totally unacceptable and something they send out public apologies for
>>170190070
this kind of thing is only allowed in videogames because they know their customers are children and jobless autistic neet adults who are willing to suffer anything to play games for 14 hours straight
>>170190070
Really ZoS should give everyone who's ESO plus 2 days extension before they're charged again.
>>170132041
>"Witness the home of the Red King Once Jungled"
"The Red King" Refers to Mehrunes Dagon.
"the home" is because Caneron sees Nirn as Dagon's birthright. He can invade it because he originally owned it.
"Once Jungled" is a prophecy of the future referring to Dagon destroying all the vegetation of Nirn and leaving it nothing but Ash.
>>170190373
Hahahahahahaha
>>170190807
In other games they've done things like that to make up for their servers shitting out and people being unable to log in (but they're paying for that time all the same)
No, don't tell me it's the AP bonus. Don't tell me we can't play ESO because there's tons of cancer players back playing PvP and the server can't handle it. Don't tell me it's once again PvP fucking and messing PvE. Tell it's a simple DDoS, please.
>>170162373
Can that glitch be done purposely? Or is it random?
>>170191512
Wasn't this supposed to help the server load?
I really wish there was no timer to delete characters under level 5
I have like 4 characters that are just failed attempts to make a good face
>>170192045
This is the research to help the server load, the fix comes later. Expect things to get worse before they get better.
>>170192496
Why not just buy more server power?
>>170192937
They need people to buy more crates first
There are no heroes left in man.
Well, at least the next thread will be fairly lively. Not like we can play.
May go back and finish shovel knight again, wanted to do a run through vanilla dna plague knights before specter knight gets released next month for the rest of us.
>The connection issues for the North American megaservers have been resolved at this time. If you continue to experience difficulties at login, please restart your client. Thank you for your patience!
>>170192937
Spent it all on a Superbowl commercial.
are you guys all console players because pc is working just fine
what's the deal with AmeriCLAPS compalining about their server? I'm just logging in and everything's fine :-)
Allright boyos, im playing morrowind until this shit fixes itself, you guys got any good build ideas? I wanna do something fucking wierd.
what is there to do in this game that isn't boring?
all I've done so far is sidequests and farming for crafting, neither of which is appealing anymore
>>170196381
ERP
>>170196473
What is it with /tesog/ and erp? Do you guys actually do it?
>>170196023
UNarmed but only hit while you are jumping
>>170196381
Heal pugs. It's very addictive to see dumb people doing shit and blame you because they died.
>>170196582
It's the running gag. Every general and board has one.
/ck/ has a running gag about the McChicken, on /biz/ if you ask how to make money they tell you to go suck dicks and invest in knee pads, what have you.
New thread when?
>>170200809
When the servers are working again.
So never.
NEW
THREAD
>>170201496