/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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Na'Vi or North lads

>>169890112
you should be banned for asking this question

>juliano will never know you exist

>>169890201
:(

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>>169890227
kys

>>169890264
why is she so cute bros

So when did this general start dying? After the summerfags left?

>>169890320

I want to cuck her boyfriend

>>169890376
literally the day skine betting got shut down

>>169890470
I don't understand, you can still bet?

>>169890470
this

>>169890461
I want to fuck her boyfriend

Fuck off pansy

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What's the best commentary duo and why is it these two?

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really tempted to cop me a hyperbeast mousepad my dudes

>>169890890
Who and who? I only remember voices

>>169890971
ddk and black ddk

>>169891060
Me in the back

>>169891604
Stop posting these untalented whores

How late can you play this game before running into issues finding games? Will nerds still be playing at 5am?

>pasha doesnt have an m4a4 skin
how embarrassing

>>169891686
>Falling for the skin jew

>>169891683
depending on the location, but yes youll find a game anywhere at any time if youre a loser dipshit braindead nigger

>>169891819
Please no bully. I work night shift and have next week off

>be a woman
>be shit at your job
>get paid anyway because muh vagina

will north choke against navi next half?

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when are they gonna nerf this piece of shit?

>1200 fucking dollars
>running accuracy all day long
>headshot damage
>easy as fuck spray
>1200 FUCKING DOLLLARS

>>169892103
>Fine for 3 years
>People start using it
>ITS OP NERF IT
no u

>>169892103
just like the nova

damage drop-off is also huge

>>169892103
It has been like this for a very long time. Only recently people discovered it's power.

>VP resetting SK every 3 rounds on the clock

based poles

>>169892103
>>169892219
It's never been changed, it only changed along with all the rest of the smg's in 2014 a couple years back which gave all SMG's extra armor penetration.
It does not need changing.
If you get killed in a duel against one of these and you have a rifle in your hands, you have only yourself to blame.

>2017
>still no option to mute just pansy
Nice game gotards

i've seen so many rounds where a team with upgraded pistols end up in 2 man advantage 4v2 against rifles

whats up with that

>2017
>still no option to mute everything except pansy heavily breathing
nice game gotards

>>169892649
>2017
>twitch still hasn't created the option to separate caster audio and game audio into two different channels, so people can choose not to listen to reddit casters

>>169892756
See >>169886569
>>169886635

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>>169892649
>2017
>still no option to have only Pansy dirty talk to you through the stream

wtf that blatant aimlock by byali

>favela monkeys

>it's an episode where pros still haven't learned to watch their own shadows and got BTFO coming around corners

NICE GAME

>>169892423
>it's never been changed
>it only changed along with all the rest of the smg's in 2014
Besides this retardation of yours, I never said that it needs to be changed. It's perfectly fine as it is.

>It's an SK do an epic come back after getting trashed episode

witch.tv/BloodyCovertPigDoggo

whats the point of doing that circle motion to kill the last guy

is this a smart pro move?

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>VP rushing with armor and pistols

it's fucking over for SK

Another game ruined by OP awp -_-

>UMP is OP
>Pistols are OP
>AWP is OP
Whats left to complain about?

pls win vp

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>>169893689

can our dudes sk do it?

>sk on the verge of losing
>coldzera blatantly toggles

epic game

reddit v reddit: the matchup
cant the stage like sink into the center of the earth or something

>>169893908
I loved the trace through the smoke desu

>>169893883
they have already toggled so yeah

>digity
fuck off pansy

>fallen

very nice fallen

thanks fallen

No SK match is complete without Fallen getting at least one TK.

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>>169890320
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HER AND THE YELLOW FACE ON THE WALL

HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>169893950
Reddit hates SK though

fallen mvp

>North beat Na'vi
The fucks going on today?

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>>169894225

>>169893950
le everything is reddit meme
you think trump is hitler too right?

>>169894405
"le" is a reddit meme
redditor

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I love majors.

Also, giveaway soon?

>>169894427
Howdy ratto

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>>169894448
>majors

>>169894493
DELETE THIS

Fallen chimping out LUL

where is thorin, these people are boring

Bravo fallen

>>169894532
Eh, given the quality of this tournament it counts as a major to me

>>169894550
did he?

https://twitter.com/Mixwell/status/836987962315403264

rip optic
LMAO HIKO

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>>169894637
>c9 on the tournament
>quality

>>169894427
how much?

>>169894405
it's not reddit meme if used ironically

>>169895228
implying csgog is smart enough to know what irony is

tomato man is back

Stream offline

Classic ESL

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So who do you guys think is gonna win it all?

All jokes aside.

>players start going off script
>SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN
>everything goes back to the way it was written
hmm

>fallen

ahahahaha

cum for pansy

lol nip, sk, and fnatic btfo

guardian is so fucking overrated holy shit

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those ugly fucking seats tho

>>169896627
kill yourself

this is not a joke or a meme

kill yourself now

never post here again

I mean fucking die

you need to die

never come back here

>>169896838
t. buttblasted slavshit
guardian is trash that's abusing the most broken weapon in CS, its that simple

>>169896947
never FUCKING reply to me again

what do you guys think about pansy?
she's quite lovely isn't she...

>>169896997
*replys*

>>169897024
Muff muncher

>>169897024
she's a cumslut, her only purpose is to breed and have cum blasted in all of her holes again and again as thousands of hard cocks pump slap and slam every inch of her skin inside and out

>>169896997
you cant stop me slavshit

>female caster
nice scene gotards

>>169897047
>>169897150
holy shit get the FUCK out of here right now I did NOT give you retard losers permission to reply to my posts, go to a thread where you have a tiny bit of power or better yet go outside and never post again I RULE csgog do not trifle with me

i love pansy

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>>169897246

>Team quality pretty much the same as he major
>1/10th of the viewers
this esport really is just drops isnt it

so what happened to the chinese teams

i thought they started qualifying round 2015 or so and people were hyping up gooks

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do u guys think theres ever been 24 consecutive hours where lauren "pansy" scott didnt have at least 2 raw cocks cum inside of her

>>169897421
not if i had anything to say about it

>>169897421
>virgins find this attractive
lol

>tfw pansy sucks you off and you cum in her mouth

>>169897363
slant eyes cant play cs because they are perma flashed

>>169897530
it's not about finding her attractive it's about pumping a whore with the juices she needs to stay alive

>>169897421
*blocks your path*

oi mate fancy a shag?

>>169897804
it's so weird to see her face not painted with semen

>losing a 3v1 with possession of bomb
Only clown9

>>169897804
I just feel like how does she wake up every day not completely disgusted with herself?

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STOP FUCKING DOING THIS EVERY TOURNAMENT CLOUD 9

>>169897972
pleasuring males like you and i with expertly executed hjs and bjs

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>>169897720
>oi mate fancy a shag?

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>>169898039
>tfw pansy's pussy and ass are so worn out and overused she can't get you off with them anymore and you have to start cumming before you shove your cock in her hole otherwise it's too loose to make you explode
>you will never be part of the glory days when she was able to make cocks cum blast inside her at the same time
at least she still sucks like the good whore she is

C9's gonna lose the 2nd round against pistols

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Who is your favorite CSGO player?

>>169898282
le what can i say man or jdubs

>>169898282
I don't like players anymore there's only players I enjoy watching lose like any south or north american player

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>open stream
>pansy
>mute stream

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>>169898282
Nate

>>169897804
only cute brit desu

>>169898681
misogyny

real talk
if you were watching a major with pansy on a couch you would cum in every one of her holes before the broadcast was over

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>>169898282
Our guy, Jesper "JW" Wecksell

>>169898794
literally nobody denies this

it's like going to the bathroom it's just healthy and a natural part of the day

What happened to SK?

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>>169898681
>open stream
>pansy
>cum multiple times

>>169899027
>open pansy
>cum
>stream multiple times

>>169897804
Is that a boy?

>>169898794
every man loves fucking sluts, it's what they're there for. it's only degenerate if you have a relationship with them. some whores are just built to drink semen and you're a fool if you don't take part

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>>169899147
>having sex with a woman you don't love
>having sex that isn't in the missionary position while holding hands

>>>>>>>>>>>NAVI

nice choke danecucks

Navi is pretty garbage without Zeus.

lmao

>>169899272
>tfw waited to have sex with a girl I love
>she was banging guys off tinder before me
lol kill me

I never realized how overrated Aizy is

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>>169899406
You can't love a slut, anon
stay pure

-guardian
+zeus

finally put s1mple to awp

>>169899471
she even cheated on me after we were together for a month haha I hate my life

reminder that cloud9 are are guys

tenderly loving pansy and letting her have a wonderful time with an outstanding gentleman like myself

>stewie
holy shit how is this meme player still playing on a professional team?

>>169899724
how is the entirety of cloud9 still playing professionally?

>>169899724
because children love the cloud9 brand and all they need is popularity not actual wins

whiffinB

clown9 rofl

>best na team loses to nobody teams in eu and br regularly
>nobody even expects them to win anymore
>still the most popular team by number of fans
>spend all their time streaming
>usually not even csgo
>somehow the most popular streams
lol

>>169900169
welcome to the dull mind of a white person

>>169899724
literally only autimatic has ever shown himself to not be shit sometimes

and even then he usually is

>>169900260
>Taco still this mad he got BTFO by slavs

it'll be ok niggerboy

>>169900169
>best sa team doesn't make it out of groups

>>169900169
I prefer this version to the one where cloud 9 is actually good, it's legit entertaining how they're popular but always get shit all over every tournament

>>169900630
>just beat sk 16-9
>not actually good
>shit all over

k den

>>169899724
>>169899812
see >>169899880
Cloud9 is a streaming org. Those lads are slaves to their twitch streams because that's where the money's coming from.
Perhaps if they backed off of that they could actually improve at the game.

what the flying fuck is jewfuel, why would someone buy it?

>>169900734
but SK are shit

fallen literally cant hit any awp shot

>>169900808
but only one of them streams

these drone shots over the arena really serve to illustrate how awful poland is

sk eliminated?

lmaooooooooooooo

WHO THE FUCK IS HEROIC

Haven't been following the pro scene for a couple months, is K0nfig still cheating?

>>169901147
um.... maybe use google?!

>>169900393
stay mad america is a third world cuntry xD

>>169901206
every pro cheats except for guardian

Is there any point for SK to win this match? Or can they just throw for skins?

>>169901147
whom*

>>169901147
hercules is a pretty heroic dude

so is like, superman

>>169901210
go fuck yourself

>>169901294

t. nigger from an actual third world country

>>169901094
katowice is literally detroit of poland

>>169900971
all of them except skadoodle stream on a pretty regular basis

I need some yous guys I feel sad as fuck right now I cant get it together to be provocative to earn them the normal way

>>169901656
Whole Poland is literally Detroit of Poland

>>169901873
your mom is the detroit of moms

>>169901696
no they don't. stew hasn't streamed regularly in months and he was the only other one that streamed much at all.

why do I love cloud9 losing so much

it makes me feel so warm inside

especially when they throw away rounds they could have won

>having 3 matches at the same time
>not streaming the Heroic vs. VP game on the main stream

n0thing actually played that pretty much perfectly

>>169902052
4 matches if you count the female games

why didnt c9 pick up tarik when they had the chance???

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>tournament organizers increase their anti hacking measures
>suddenly SK is shit
rly makes u think

GET FUCKEN DUNKED ON KEK9 HAHAHAHAHA

>>169902156
which we don't

>>169901586
lol mad future welfare recipient

>>169902058
c9 already has a designated bottomfragger

>cloud 9 losing round after round
>casters try to spin it as positive for them
what does unbiased casting sound like I'm not sure I would remember

>>169902235
i thought we did depending on how pretty they are?

i quite like the looks of one of the silhouette players

>>169902391
if you want to look at pretty girls there's so many fucking better options than csgo tournaments

>>169902371
>tfw this could be referring to any of 4 c9 players

>>169902236
t. nigger in a country so poor they have no social services

>>169902845
kek

>>169902507
but if i want to look at pretty girls who play cs there not many better options

>>169902954
theres a million camwhores on twitch that cater to you

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>its a pro player stairs into a wall straight at the enemy but its just to hear them totally episode

>It's another pistols beating rifles round
What is wrong with this game?

>>169902954
>>169903002
or you could just use mfc and skip the cs part

>Left b stream on all night
>wake up with diarrhea
How is Blu so bad at casting?

>>169903017
>average silver post

who wrote this script shit isn't believable at all

>>169903017
>what are flashes

>>169901998
shroud streams pretty much every day

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>>169903240
nowhere on an eco retake :^)

>>169903123
sup don haci

>>169903247
follow the conversation you dildo

>it's going to be a cloud9 almost wins but then gets anally destroyed at the end episode
literally when are we going to get new episodes

>skadoodle

>skapoople

his career is over holy fuck

>Skadoodle forgot to purchase a gun

>>169903002
but they're terrible at cs, these ones aren't entirely bad

>>169903085
why would i go to mfc when i can just watch the best bits that people have screencapped

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>ska

>skadoodle forgets that he's on a team that's playing for real
>starts throwing out of habit
lol nice fucken game

>skadoodle
oh my what a trainwreck

>na cs

somebody remind me how skadoodle wasn't banned for throwing while all of his teammates were

>>169903597
he didn't take any payment of skins, but he still threw

>>169903597
>le didn't receive his skins man

>>169903597
he got cucked out of his skines payout so valve didn't have any evidence against him

>>169903316
>stew hasn't streamed regularly in months and he was the only other one that streamed much at all.
>point out that shroud streams almost every day when theres no major
???

convince me skadoodle isn't betting against cloud 9 every single game and making millions

>>169903123
still don't know who this guy is desu

>>169903759
see this? you're a bit thick, but don't let it hold you back
>>169900971

>>169902885
a neckbeard neet taking advantages of a hardworker

totally nothing like a third worlder x)

>>169903870
except that post is literally wrong

>>169903778
honestly i probably would be doing the same
it would be easier now more than ever because you would bet real $ instead of skines, it would be way harder to be traced
esp in games like this when youre the underdog, it would be so easily to just softplay and never get noticed

>>169904023
lol ok

>>169904000
t. nigger who thinks sweeping shit off the designated shitting street is """"""work"""""""

>>169903778
skadoodle is reddits good boy he would never do something unethical :)

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>>169904078
stewie and automatic stream all their Rank S games, shroud does the same but with other games and overwatch, and n0thing does heaps of demo reviews and the like.

cut everybody but autimatic and stewie and start the team again

>>169904353
is this post copied from this summer? isn't true anymore

bg

https://clips.twitch
.tv/BoldCrypticNikudonRiPepperonis

um guartdian????????????

whoa it's like flamie and guardian can see through walls hehe damn they are good

>NA """""talent""""""

>>169904380
>get 5 mediocre players who are really popular on a team
>everyone likes your team
>lose every game
>doesn't matter because everyone likes your team
>???
>profit

skadoodle "somehow" "accidentally" "falls" "out" of "window"

>oh no I'm trapped guys guess I'm just gonna die again cant get a kill now lol

lol

just


lol

what if ska is suffering from extreme guilt and is trying intentionally to be silver 1 tier to end his life as a pro, but c9 are aware of this and keep him salaried to continue the eternal pain?

>>169904564
yeah, shame stewie and autismatic can't, oh wait :^)

>>169904860
what if he's just throwing again, you know like he used to do

>>169904431
Why would you even think they would stop? Its free money for redditors and fanboys.

>>169904860
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivor_guilt

>>169904208
just throw as many random memes as you can lmao

quick call me a cuck

I enjoy cloud 9 matches more than anything else, it makes my cock hard when they lose

bye bye vp

>>169905529
I'll make you regret this post. You'll pay. In blood.

>>169904534
turning away from flash is now cheating?

always fun watching shroud pretend to be upset that they lose, but really he's just thinking of all the donations he isn't getting on a h1z1 stream

>>169905529
They activated the script

oh my god pansy is such a fucking whore

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This is the winning team of the last big Counter-Strike: Global Offensive championship event.

>>169905818
Pansy is /ourgirl/

>>169905717
he activated his aimlock bya ccident

>>169905529
F

>>169905657
ahahahahahahahahahawhahahahaha

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lmao no fans in the arena then

kek

>>169905976
csgog does seem like the type to fall in love with a whore

>>169905394
fuck off shitskin, you literal baboon.

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>VP
>SK
>CLOWN 9

will ESL give VP a wildcard second chance?

niko and jugi looks so funny together

niko is fat and jugi is manlet in trench coat

>>169906091
>fall in love

no it's more like she's one of our bros

>>169906217
damn I'd love to deposit a load inside of her

why does pansy sound exactly like a rule 63 version of deman

>>169906176
hahahahaha

>>169906084
We've introduced a new wildcard system to the stage portion of Katowice, VP and fan favorite Optic gaming will advance to the semi-finals.

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>>169905529

I, for one, welcome our danish overlords

>>169906367
how do I gild this comment?

>>169906273
I literally cant think of anything pansy related that isnt to do with her getting fucked or drinking cum

>>169906273
They dated for 2 years.

>win honeypot lan in vegas of all places
>make a shitload of arrogant statements talking up how "big and stronk numba wun" you are
>lose to heroic and don't make the brackets at the next lan

imagine being polish LMAO

Wait, why aren't they playing tiebreakers today?

>>169906530
delete this

pansy is a whore, she has never had a stable relationship. only one night stands.

>>169905529
>>169906187
what's the point of watching at this point?

operation when

>>169906495
Click on the post menu

Edit. Thanks for the gold my friend :)

>>@s1mpleO 10m10 minutes ago
>>Didn't play good cuz of my heart last 3 games ,but we are in play offs ,GG @Cloud9

RIP s1mple

>>169906652
back to leddo reddo, this is the time for /ourguys/ FaZe.

>>169906652
hello reddo

>>169906623
head-to-head results, heroic won against north and navi and navi lost to both north and heroic

>>169906710
hes been rip for like a week

>>169906623

They have head to head wins over each other. The three teams split the games yesterday.

>>169906710
Kid needs to go for a run.

>>169906752
>anti reddit
>cod team
nigga

>>169906623
No ones tied
North won the group outright.
Navi lost to Heroic so Heroic is the 2nd seed.
Yesterday only happened because 3 teams tied and head to head couldn't be used to tiebreak.

>>169906652
>no sk
>no vp
>no optic
>no fnatic
>no nip
now we get to see good CS without hackers

>>169906653
When Source 2, Vulkan support, the new level editor and the new UI toolkit releases

aka

never

EVER

There are about 5 people at Valve working on this game at most

>>169906637
when he says dated he means that he was the guy who fucked her when guys would line up to cum on her face and breasts

these days it's just random guys fucking her while she gets cummed on but back in those days the only one doing direct cock in pussy during cum sessions was him. of course she would get fucked regularly by strangers on top of this I'm just talking during her cum drinking sessions

>>169906828
reddit hates cod. hello??

>>169906836
heroic topped the group m8

>>169906828
but you're ok with cheering for lol and dota teams?

>>169906872
if i kill valve, is it a hate crime?

>>169906850
>favelas
>asstralis
>navi
>no hackers

>>169906992
What the fuck North lost to Heroic I thought they won
>Heroic is 1
>North beat Navi 2nd seed
>Navi 3rd

>>169906948
reddit is cod

Heroic x Immortals finals
who ya got /csgog/

>>169907097
you're autistic

>>169907487
>using autistic as an insult on magog
tell me something new reddo

my dad is having an affair lol wow cool kill me

>>169907334
reddit is dota and league

>>169907557
so use this opportunity to finally fug ur mum

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>how could this happen to me?

>>169907783
>betting in 2017

>>169907783
>betting on bo1 cs

were you not betting skins when lounge was around and popular?

>>169907963
Cause odds are twenty times worse on Bo3s. Sorry I don't wanna make 10% returns every bet.

>>169908456
so you'd rather lose right out?

>>169908456
so the option was lose money or make 10% (according to you) and you picked lose

>>169908456
............. i don't think you understand how betting works

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>>169907783

>>169908758
>>169908860
lol retards think they're smart saying this after the fact. do you not understand risk v reward? Yea I could only bet on shit odds and they're guaranteed wins but it would take ages to build anything up in return and you're risking tons on the upset with any bet.

>>169907547
haha you said reddit lol xd

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>nate is literally becoming an e-celebrity

kill me tbqh

https://youtu.be/zhBN66JUBeI

>>169907557
is your going-to-be mom hot?

>>169907783
>>169909050
>using a scam site backed by a known scammer
rip cs

>>169909258
quit spamming yourself or your faggy e-boyfriend nobody cares

>>169909180
i think im smart because i didnt bet on bo1s in a round robin where every match is on one day

>>169909180
t. not a gambler

>>169909512
The only reason I cared about this shitty game was skin betting. I'd love to use lounge but they use coins that you can't even buy or sell.

>>169909456
shes like 50 years old

>>169909258
I fucking hate Europeans

>>169909930

Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

>>169909996
that does not answer the question

Some people add me http://steamcommunity.com/id/suicidemurder/

I've got like 7 friends at only 2 of them play and both play faggot botnet esea.

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>>169910183
Calm down pal. You expect me to care about a game when its own devs clearly don't?

>>169909930
but gambling is bad and also it didn't help cs it killed it!

>>169910434
>Le edgy weeb
Wonder why no friends

>>169910183
your meme is bad and it will never take off
no one will ever love you

>>169910692
love isn't real anyway

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>>169910619
i thought it was pretty ironic but okay slow brain

>>169910819
>tfw fell in love with a slut
>hurts every day
>still together
I wish love weren't real anon

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>>169910536
I live in Vegas so I see nothing out of the ordinary with gambling. And what would kill CS would be
>the complete crackdown on all skin betting sites
Which won't happen because Valve knows how many people play CS just to gamble. And
>valve not giving a shit about the game
Which they don't. So hey, we're half way there.

>>169910868
>suicidemurder
>This user has also played as:
>flesh
>ɾɾυɱ
>ɾҽԃɾυɱ
>Red-Rum
>.....................
>......................
>.......................
>........................
>.........................
>...........................
so ironic. and funny!

>>169910938
it is merely an instinctual rush of chemicals that urges you to reproduce for the species

post that webm

you know the one

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>>169911189
yes exactly fucking retard you dont like meme fonts? hahaha

>>169911170
I love how your autism blinds you from sacrasm

>>169911281
you need to seek mental help before friends.

>>169911264
I mean I know what it is that doesnt change how it effects me and the fact that I'm in love with a slut

Sometimes I wonder if it is acceptable for an adult male to play maps which are not in active duty pool

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>>169911497
so hostile! I like it add me so we can have an edge off see the edgiest of the edge is cause im ready

>>169911587
just militia and italy

>>169911264
>it is merely an instinctual rush of chemicals that urges you to reproduce for the species

So it is real then. Now back to /r9k/, you unwanted, undesirable virgin loser

>>169911619
what google news tags do i need to set up so i get an alert when you shoot up a school?

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>>169911791
dont be so nice

gn

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>>169911306
why you gotta be like that anon. I'm just trying to have a conversation with you.

>>169911791
counterstrike
school
shooting
quiet
few_friends
kept_to_himself
csgog
extensive_anime_collection

>>169911786
>undesirable

I've had 10 dicks inside me, surely they desired me