/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

First for

>gringos

5 years, 5 YEARS I have been playing this game and only just figured out you can make chickens follow you.

What have I been doing for this time

>>169800193
wait what?how

>>169800193
it was only introduced in a fairly recent patch, I think late last year

>>169800278
Get close to it, aim at it and press E or whatever you have the action button bound to

>brs throwing na smokes

>be australis
>cheat your way to a major win
>start playing like fucking shit afterwards
rofl@urscene gotards

how come people criticize call of duty for having the same game every year yet it always changes and adds something to its gameplay. yet valve has used the same 90s engine for 2 decades and all the games feel so similar in its physics and player movement and gun play and people eat this up?

Our boys vs australia. EZ win right?

What the fuck is this stream quality?

>>169800408
>type australis
>be a faggot

>>169800462
Because we arent paying for a new game every year. Dont need to change what aint broke

Also I'm pretty sure everyone accepts thats its been the same shit for the last 18 years rather than pretending its new and different.

>>169800462
because CS isn't sold every year under a slightly different name for $60

>>169800463
>dirty cheating monkeys
>our guys
you have to go back

>>169800604
I was talking about fnatic. Didnt realise immortals was still going

>>169800462
you only buy the game once retard

>>169800580
>>169800604
but its the same with tf2, half life etc. the movement and the way the guns feel is exactly the same and the physics is so limited and archaic compared to any fps after the first halo

CS 1.6 lasted 4 years
CSS lasted 8 years

Think they will run CSGO until 2028 to not break the pattern?

astralis more like ASStralis amirite???????????

>>169800782
What more physics do you need?

>>169800508
t. mad abo

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>>169800462
>call of duty
>adds something to it's gameplay
You are a legit spastic

>>169800782
Do you ever stop and seriously consider the utter shite you're just spewing forth?

>ESL
>Cant even keep a stream going

>>169800815
>2028 is only 11 years away

>>169800815
no, theres no need to release another CS anymore, just update the current game and add more skins for retards

>>169800462
>>169800782
You don't fuck with a perfect game. What do you want, sprinting, sliding, fucking jetpacks?
The game is about precision, skill and strategy. You millennials fear high skill ceilings, they are well beyond your reach.

>>169800964
The only good mechanic of cod was the tactical nuke, it was basically telling everyone else in the game they are bad and dropping the mic, and then they got rid of it.

>>169801313
>dropping the mic
Nigger detected

How do you lose to huemonkeys? Seriously

Where's SK tho?

ADMIN KICK THE FAVELAS

>>169801398
Worse. Australian.

>>169801448
Their first game is against cloud9 in 17.5 hours

fuck hues

>the amount of tilt we will see later because everyone will be fatigued as fuck

waiting my friends

>Cash
ITS FUCKING CACHE

how do we make nippy great again?

>>169801861
they should just recruit nate

>>169801813
I'm guessing you're saying it that weird way? Cash is very simple and explicit.

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JUST

>>169801942
Caysh. Any other way and you are confirmed subhuman

>>169801968
is this a common thing now, become shit so you dye ur hair and get tattoos

>>169801861
-freeburg
-get_memed
+disco doppler
+draken

>>169801968
How many dicks do you think he takes over this week?

pansy <3

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Do they even spellcheck their shit or are they just letting tards pump it out

Why are asians so bad at CS? They tend to dominate in every other game but this

>>169802683
they're too busy playing counter strike clones like sudden death or whatever

>>169802091
not as much as nate

Betting against Asstralis every match from now on

>>169802683
They are good at games where you just memorise and churn out commands as quickly as possible, aiming is more abstract and requires hand eye coordination that most neet gooks don't have, Stevie being the exception because he can't do mathematics

>Reddit's maps
Dust_2
Mirage
Nuke
Inferno
>Our maps
Cache
Cobblestone
Overpass
Train

Why does stream A look like it's been smeared with vaseline and the other one doesn't?

>>169803287
Mines fine. Have you tried reloading?

>>169803348
Everytime I go onto it from watching stream B it's insanely noticeable.

>>169803287
Henry G doesn't swallow

>>169803513
thankfully your mom does
LOL

this fucking camera man is shit

Pige going hard.

real niBBas only play dust2 dm

why is group A so weak

our bois improving

the whole stream looks out of focus
720p60 with a vanity filter. wtf is wrong

train nuke and inferno look like tf2 maps after the reworks

wtf was that xypex exposed

>>169804416
I get nuke but train and inferno look fine. A bit more color =/= tf2

>losing when you hack
>asstrails

>nip

they will still get invited to everything

Do they guys spend the 2K on howl skins or have just owned them since they were "cheap"? Seen so many pros with them over the last week on various streams

>>169804939
na I dont play with skins

they all look childlish as fuck

>>169804939
You don't actually think pro players buy skins do you?

>>169805106
I hope you don't play either. Cus it's literally kid's game. Average player is like 7.

>>169804939
>what is pr and marketing
giving skins for free to pro players will mean more profit in the long run

>>169805106
Me either, I'm not wasting money in a game I already paid for

>>169805258
>4chan
>Having fun
Of course he doesnt play

>>169804939
>>169805275
A lot of fanboys will gift skins to pros, especially the ones that stream, incredible as it sounds.
The same mentality as people who actually donate money or subscribe to twitch streamers or pay for netflix etc, I've never been able to understand it.

Why is olof so bad?

>>169805614
>pay for netflix
explain this meme

>>169805998
instant streaming in HD?

>>169805998
Precisely. You are on this board so we know you have an internet connection, you are typing so we know you have a keyboard...
Therefore explain to me why you would be paying for any TV, Movie or musical recording, when you have access to an internet connection and a keyboard?

>>169806193
haha yeah why pay literally nothing (10 euro) for a good service when you can just steal it for free
based third world retard

>>169806362
>a good service

dude lmao

>>169806362
Yes, be a good goy and pay for something you can get for free

>>169806362
>piracy
>stealing
Who's the third-world retard again? I get the exact same content as you. You pay $XX and I pay $0.
Take your peasant attitude back to reddlt.

holy shit sylvers in pyjamas suck so fucking bad

>>169806535
>watching the NiP match

lmaoing at you right now

>>169806396
instant streaming on any device i own vs searching and downloading and hoping it has enough seeds and then copying it onto my tablet or phone or smart tv
gee i wonder which one someone who isn't poor would choose

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Fnatic please.

>>169806620
Paying for things that you don't need to pay for is how you stay poor. You're the best goy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSFgavZAjCY

GodStew

>>169806620
>paying for bit starved streaming

Might as well watch pixel art.

>>169806706
how does 10 euro a month make any kind of difference? you're not neet are you?
it's literally zero amount of money

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>wake up
>FaZe 3-0

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>>169806789
>boasting about your wealth on a mongolian sandal-knitting forum
>still being stupid enough to shell out money for tv and movies

>>169806685
14-16

>>169806891
>being able to afford a 10 euro service is bragging about wealth
do you live in ethiopia?

>>169806789
stop taking the bait son

>>169806990
10 euros or 0 euros, which do you prefer?
There is no difference between what you are watching and what I am watching.

I see Flusha added cl_hairline 0.5 to his autoexec

>all these poorfags thinking 10 bucks a month is a lot of money

lmao, that's like 1 and half beer at the pub, get a job you losers LOL

>>169807090
i'm not poor so i don't mind paying a little bit for convenience

>>169806685
which nogizaka46 is this

>>169806886
Do you think the Mouse guys are all like "we were the problem" or are they just happy ChrisJ is back to be the onliner clutch king for them in between lan beatings?

>>169807252
>paying for eye cancer instead

F L U S H A

>Henry: Flusha nooo!
>[Flusha shoots through smoke and kills the planter]
Based Flusha.

>>169806558
it's like a car crash man, I want to look away but my eyes are drawn to the explosions and flaming wreckage that is NiP.

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>thinking you can beat fnatic in Inferno
I never understood leaving Inferno in the map pool against them

GG asstralis

>fnatic

>>169807514
APOLOGISE

>>169807514
um???????????????????

>>169807597
>>169807613
Thats embarrassing. I wasnt expecting the clutch

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Ah yes, the OT script

>3v1 retake
>afraid to simply run down the last guy
>dying 1 by 1

worst retake today

>>169807689
almost as if it were scripted huh

yuros argue about crappy beer and the prospects of paying for netflix: the threads

>tune in to csgo
>it's an obvious aimlock through the smoke in one of the most important rounds scripts
>turn off cso

>>169807230
>pub
>beer
>lmao

maybe you should get a job and stop wasting your parents money, kiddo.

>>169807790
americans has no right to talk about what constitutes good beer.

>>169807840
ye

>>169807982
yuros argue about crappy beer and the prospects of paying for netflix and then get overly defensive about it: the threads

>>169807252
>not caring about your finances

massive poor kid red flag right there

FUCKING PIGE

I fucking hate device.

these retakes son

even after jw magic

literally crying

>>169807982
cringe
plenty of good craft beer from there

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APOLOGISE

>they thought fnatic would be good after the reshuffle

>jumping around like a retard
>obvious round throw by fnatic

wew lad
Stopped playing this game a year ago. This shit has got way more corrupt that I remember

>fnatic can't hold a 10 sec push

Did the script writers go on strike? I'm pretty sure they've used this one before.

another bet lost due to mm level of stupidity

lel

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>>169808207
>muh microbrews

>tfw na rank s games at 3 am have better gameplay than major lans

Another game ruined by OP awp....

Another game ruined by OP awp....

Another game ruined by OP awp....

So device is a star player heh

>>169807514
ahahahahahahaha

ourguys shoulda toggled

LMAO SWEDEKEKS BTFO

>>169808714
>>169808775
>>169808790
these posts really make me think`

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swedeshits?

I'm hoping I can negotiate to get on the Sylvers in Pyjamas team soon.

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>>169807508

FaZe are /ouguys/ now

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>>169799990
>Fnatic still in slump

Should we go back to pronax?

>>169809369
>we

hello reddo

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>FaZe
>Optic
Faze going to smash that ass

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>>169809417
Obviously I'm talking to others Fnatic fanfags

>Hurr durr using a word makes you a plebbitor

I bet you actually want IBP to remain banned, started watching CS since 2016, and thinks you understand shit because you are lem

Oh, and you think Dragon lore is good looking, when the truth is Asiimov >> all

nigger

>>169809635
Didn't read, stay mad redditor.

>JW and flusha back

WAT DA FUQ

>>169809635
Just ignore him. By getting triggered over being called a redditor you are exposing yourself

>white people thinking they're good at cs

wtf

>>169809635
dumb slav

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>>169809714
>Writing more than 2 paraghraps means you are triggered

That explains why all kids nowadays are so fucking retarded

>losing force buy to go into ot script

zzz

>>169809892
>kids

Mad as mad can get.

>but i'm sure NiP has read the script and knows what's coming up

UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH, GOTARDS???

faze is unstoppable right now

>dying with a nade out in a 1v1

TOP KEK NIP

>forest

>0-4
>blew a 13-2 lead

why the hell has xizt been top fragging for almost all of nip matches so far?

just disband already

>>169810137
If he threw it he would've won the round. Bad timing.

Hiko is the true NA killer.

does robban have the easiest job in the world?

>dont have IGL - you are a coach and get paid
>have IGL - you are still a coach and get paid

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Didnt notice Optic lost all games as well. So bad

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>they fell for the nip magic meme

>>169810329
I don't get why Optic picked him up
Hiko is fucking done

>>169810257
and if he stayed on rifle he would have won it too. Unless he would whiff incredibly (with their current state that's quite real possibility). So the question is was it worth the risk?

serbians BTFO

>>169810368
Optic turned to shit because they lost Stanislaw/gained Hiko/have NAFly as an IGL.

which is fucking bizarre because their 4 players are fucking good, specifically Tarik and Mixwell are both beasts.

so if nips gonna lose to optic now that's gonna be pretty embarrassing

why wont NIP just make a roster change

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Show me your knife, /csgog/

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>tfw trade you karambit away for bronzed bloodhound gloves
>tfw you get home from work and get 2 friend requests from prepubescent skin traders daily

>>169810860
if i pull on that, will it hurt you?

>>169810856
Fuck off

Hiko is literally only relevant because of the "R U KIDDING ME".

>>169810721
They are already eliminated.

>>169810805
they want to win using the power of friendship! :D

>>169810856
>wasting money on pixels

pathetic

>>169810856
>Gold Nova 1
>Net graph 0

Sell your skins, and buy CS lessons

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>>169810967

>>169810993
Yeah but going 0:5 and losing final game to 0:4 optic is much worse than just going out

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N1488 does it again!

>>169811080
I was literally Silver 1 two weeks ago cut me some slack!

Can anyone give a logical explanation to why NiP is garbage now, and has been for a while? Surely it wasn't after they kicked michael?

>>169811252
writer's guild decided they lose games now

>>169811252
they never been good last 3 years

>>169811252
NEW ANTICHEATS
NEW NIP

>>169811252
It's not like they are getting destroyed. They are losing to the best teams in the world just barely.

niko tryin too hard want to do sicke 3-4 kills. Needs to just chillax a bit.

allu is trash who only get no impact frags

Is Stream A weirdly coloured or is just me? Its like there's a deep filter on it or something. Stream B looks fine on the same monitor.

>hiko successfully kills yet another promising team
>this time it only took 1 month

will his hunger ever end?

optic literally shitting on niko lmao

>>169812158
it's color vibrance

>>169812240
he killed the team the first day he was on

>HIKO


LMAOO

>hiko

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


FUCKEN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>Hiko """""""clutch"""""""

hiko? niko? same shit

>tfw missed what fatko did

>>169811252
They literally were good when everybody else sucked

They have been dogshit tier for the last 3 years, but plebbitors keep forcing them into the scene

>>169812251

Weird they're doing it for stream coverage though, I know some players have hyper vibrant colours but having it on one stream but not the other is annoying.

I can't see Hiko joining a even T2 team in NA after this. Optic is his last shot and so far, he's blown it. Feels so good to see that smug mittenfag get what he's had coming for so long.

WASHED UP AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

>hiko literally killing his team live

wow Hiko teamkilled RUSH again

kill yourself

>>169812819
>when everybody else sucked

When everyone didn't have cheats or what?

Good shit Hiko

Another TK from Hiko. Report.

>>169812916
2014-2015 the scene was clean

>inb4 Flusha aimlock xddd

ye, fuck off

rain is pretty good

>That fist pound
Mixwell wants this fat total biscuit looking fuck GONE

Hiko's skillset
-ace teamkiller
-expert baiter
-destroys your soul with his immense gravity

>>169813016
he's not even the best deagle player on his team too

>>169813148
Mixwell is gone exactly 1 month from now when his contract expires. i dont see why he'd stay

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apologize

oh look another round where hiko is the last alive on his team after hiding in a corner near spawn

>>169813593
but it's okay because if there's a man to clutch it's hiko
even though he never does

is faze even good

>>169813895
ye

what is this talk about esl taking % of prize from players

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Will NA ever be great again?

>Lack of a good IGL, to put discpline and channel the talent in a team
>Lack of individual motivation by players
>They can't be cristiced without having their ego hurt
>Can't even teamplay, most of them have rockstar mentality

>>169814035
Maybe taxes.

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>>169814103

>yfw the next generation is in the hands of mainline, nifty, relyks, sick, and nahte

LMFAO

>>169814103
Again??????????

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

>>169814035
it really isn't hard to decipher, what are you struggling with? the only confusing thing is why these teams continue to do business with the likes of ESL

oh niko so good so crisp

yeah dude he killed few pistol only players just challenging him SO SICK

dick sucking levels are through the roof

>>169814103
>again

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>>169814103
NA died with IBP

>tfw Dazed/Steel banned, still have more achievements than these shitkids, even tho the scenario is 10x bigger nowadays

>>169814035
>Break their rules
>Lose prize money
Its not hard

Mythic

-Polen
+Hiko

>>169814451
would adren want to play with the fat fuck again?

Battle of the losers coming up. Who sucks more, nip or optic?

>>169814518

for twitch views and ad revenue as they pummel esea-main memers, yes

codkids > na

>hiko spray

H I K O
I
K
O

>>169814558
optic playing 3v5 every round with hiko killing teammates

https://fanobet.com/slip/kaXjadoJxdr0Rln1

fuck huehues

>>169814564
yeah but summit takes most of their viewers, adren second

if hiko joins the team he'd probably take most of his viewers from their pools

I hope karrigan and kio can get revenge on asstralis and envyus/g2 with niko's help next major

is our lad niko finally winning a decent sized tourney?

>>169814702
ye

>>169814702
no I have the script, and this is another tournament win for VP. Need those delusional polish views and they need to forget that they lost a 12-6 lead on the final map of a major grand final.

>>169814702
They're about to lose to astralis

Optic vs NiP was scheduled for last game, it looks like they're not even going to run it lol. No point I guess.

>>169815282
they should

nip fangays need to suffer more

>>169814103
They desperately need a IGL with CS knowledge

It amazes me how we still have some talent ( Skadoodle/Shroud/Stewie/Elige ) But we simply don't have nobody with the drive to win and passion to study the game

uhhh, what event are esl doing in aus on the 7th of march?

>>169815429
ye

>>169815530
oh nevermind, they're just announcing it on the 7th of march

that's nice i guess

>>169815639
Australia relevant?

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All-in on my boys. C'mon Fnatic!

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>>169815468
>Shroud
>Stewie
>"talent"

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If faze wins against astralis && niko top frags, I'll post the entire 20 minute vid

Jay double U confirmed for carrying the team

>>169815468
The only talent America ever had in CSGO was swag and dazed.

>>169815794
>stewie
>marke
>jasonr
>autimatic
>mixwell

...and every eu team loses.. every time

> >169815891
not even a (you) for your lies

>>169815891
Please tell that is a genetic female

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>>169815794
Stewie I don't really put my hand on fire for it, I just picked him compared to the other retards on the scene

Shroud on the other hand can be really productive with a good team, his aim is good, he even carried C9 so hard for a while they were know as Shroud9 His passive personality, but raw aim reminds me of AZK

>>169815998
>>marke
lol

>>169815707
assuming renegades get an invite and there's a qualifier with 1/2 spots for local teams, it'll be a great event

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will any NA teams give this qt a chance

>>169816130
>>marke headshot from behind when you least expect it, everytim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=524RCL-vAJc&t=1m17s

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>>169815962
>Who is Skadoodle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Eqclr5FB3k

Dazed himself puts Ska a tier above everyone else in NA

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>>169815998
replace marke and jasonr with stanislaw and elige

>>169816258
Classic

I dont get it

>>169816268
Ska is trash, and dazed also said hiko is good. He only says good things about his friends.

These closeups of the players never stop being awkward.

This stream colour is starting to grow on me.

>>169816581
lmao, did you even watched the video? Dazed is not a kiss ass he explained why he likes Ska because he played with him for years

Also Dazed and Ska aren't bffs, but whatever you must be some 2016 pleb who thinks s1mple is ''le insane carry'' because thoorin says so

>>169816792
>colour
>not color

fuck off

>>169816816
I literally saw him say that live on his stream. Fuck off c9 fangay, ska is garbage compared to real pros.

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Are we about to witness some good old Swedish..

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I made this for you fags

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>>169817163

>>169817163
why does he have rape in a can?

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win

>>169817278
Me in red

>>169817306

Rapé is a type of snuff tobacco. It's illegal in most of Europe except for Sweden, it's kinda like dipping tobacco in that you put it under your tongue but you don't need to spit.

>>169817365
>nice game volvo

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>>169817140
>Ska doesn't care about frags
>Don't hunt for eco kills
>Don't chase
>Obeys his IGL
>Plays exactly the spot you tell him to, all rounds if necessary
>Insane aim, to the point of going toe to toe with Guardian/KennyS/JW Prime

Yet, I am the only being biased here

>>169817642
>Both final games are blowouts

This is kinda boring so far.

>>169817278
It's good.

>havent payed attention to this place or csgo in months
>always keep a /csgog/ tab open
whats going on famalam any new memes
csgo is a shit game desu

>>169817720
Didn't read your garbage post. Just ask yourself if skashit made it to the major.

>>169817912
>payed

>>169817278
>Not already having your AWP/M4/AK/USP/Glock/5-7/Tec-9/Deagle skins in 2017

Just leave...

>>169817912
Favala monkeys getting deep dicked by swedcucks

krimz on 5 kills

>>169817964
FUCK

Why do I meet so many fucking people that only buy mp9/mp7/UMP in mm and nothing else?

they'll also always refuse to drop despite reaching +10k. what the fuck?

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>>169817929
>Judging the quality of a player by binaries factors
>In a TEAM based game
>Resorting to shitposting

I actually wonder if your mother feed you shit instead of milk, what a fucking dense retard you are

>>169818048
id be fore -krimz + lekro
lekro is a beast

>>169818238
Get out of Nova.

>>169818238
What rank?

>>169818297
Stay mad redditor fanboi loser. Ska never achieved anything.

Can immortals look anymore fuckboi if they tried?

>>169818297
He probably has baiting you, most people here don't know shit about CS they just pretend they do, you'd be better discussing at HLTV

>>169818556
>He probably has baiting you

Nice English, braindead retard.

>>169818556
i arent think that

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>>169818635
>Oh, he made a spelling mistake, better call him a retard for that, this will make me sound smarter!


/csgo/ in a nutshell

>>169818872
fuck off. learn some english if you want to be taken seriously.

>>169818872
>spelling mistake

Redditors, everyone.

>>169817642
>rape not illegal in sweden

it's like pottery

>>169818872
>be a retard
>get called out
>get mad
>respond with a name.jpg reaction image trying to hide it

hello reddo

>"""pro""" csgo players

lmao

>>169817929
So Ex6, Zeus, s1mple, Cajumb, Scream are shit because they don't have majors?

I wish I could see how you look like IRL, you must have down syndrome or some kind of severe retardation

>>169819160
they get paid to play.
what do you think professional even means?

did immortals toggle?

>>169819238
All of those players have been to multiple majors. Funny how you project onto someone, by saying they have downs, while being illiterate. Typical c9 fangay.

>>169819292
Nah, fnatic are trying to drag out every game they are in

>>169819292
its was never a matter of 'if', only 'when'

>>169810856
kill you is self

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>>169819075
>Has meant was
>Everyone could still get the meaning of the sentece

>OHHH WHAT A FUCKING RETARD, HE MADE A TYPO
>oh yea, whatevs now explain to me how I was wrong
>LULLLLL CAN'T U EVEN ENGLISH XDDD
>Heh, I get it, now lets go back to the discussion
>MORE LIKE BACK TO REDDDDIT RETARD

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>>169799990
juliano got the phatty

>sadokist calling out esl about the script

damn...

did stream died

>Called out script on stream
Hes gonna turn up dead isnt he

>>169819727
>>Has meant was

If you think that was the only mistake in the sentence you are literally retarded.

Krimz you clown.

olof is back with the dumb plays

fnatic has to be throwing about now

>>169819727
Calm down agry underage cringelord. Go do your English homework.

>>169819836
>>169819810
what did he say

WHAT WAS THAT ROUND

FAZE DISBAND

NIKO OVER THE HILL

SHOULD'VE GOTTEN SCREAM

>>169819727
you're shaking, calm down

>>169819951
>Its almost like they are following a script
Commenting on the 12-3 lead falling apart

krimz is SO BAD
how is he this bad?

>>169820117
Was olof choking part of it too?

Trump tilting FNC sm h

>fnatic throwing AGAIN

fnatic shuffle when?

>>169819948
Being this much of a turbomoron because of gramatical english mistakes in 4chan just show how much of a mouth breathing retard you are

>>169819727
Calm down, kiddo. Try to form coherent sentences and check your spelling next time if you want to have discourse with adults.

>>169820335
>so mad he keeps making mistakes

>>169820335
Try again after you've taken some more English classes.

>IMT dyed hair

Looks 100% awful.

>Optic lost to nip
Confirmed lord of the losers

>>169820335
http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org/en/

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>open thread
>scroll down
>whites being whites and arguing over spelling

HOW THE FUCK ARE FNATIC GONNA LOSE THIS

WHAT THE FUUUCK

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JUST

>>169820517
Looks 100% homosexual

>>169818390
>>169818392

Nova 1, exactly.

I'm well aware it's utter shit and I'm trying to improve, but still. What's the logic behind this? like, you can buy every fucking weapon in the game and you stick to the UMP?

piggy to the slaughterhouse

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>mfw this nerds still assblasted and proving my point, they can't argue so they come here to shitpost

Yea, keep shitposting you retards

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>fnatic
Blow up the team already

>>169820637
WERE GOING TO TILT CENTRAL

This is fnatic out of kato right?

>>169820725
They don't care. They just use whatever they feel is more fun to use.

Is boltz any white?

>>169820637
>rush b
>against a full ct buy

"strats"

>tfw went all-in on Fnatic and was laughing when it was 13-2