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/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spacestation

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Greys edition

Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>dumb stuff
>drama and argueing
>some good stuff too i bet


>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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first for waifus
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>Carshalah
>pulls a "boohoo feel bad for me" in his ban appeal, still shifts the blame onto the borg he killed in his appeal
>gets his perma lifted


>Morena
>admits all her past mistakes
>says she just wants to play space and put it all behind her
>admins show up to shitpost and discredit her
>remains banned

??? is this the power of the metaclub?
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>>169884675
>her
>she
>her
Well bait'd
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New species when?
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https://i.4cdn.org/f/Time%20Phenomenon.swf
So it's decided then, white holes soon
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>>169884675
Both should stay banned.
Bunch of drama creating faglords.
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>>169882905
I went ahead and tried for you, bud.

I think you know how that turned out. :(
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>>169884675
Get some players who aren't hated to vouch for Bill.
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>>169884675
>Defending Bill
Fuck that trendy, hipster, degenerate ERPing scum. pretending to be a girl on some shitty 2d game in a desperate cry for help attention grab. Snowflake fuck and suck cuck who will do anything for a buck. Literally the worst kind of people right next to furfags, and hes probably dabbled in that too knowing the kind of shit he associated with. Sincerely wanting him on this server, unironically wanting this cancerous pustule of a shitter to flock to this server like some kind of faggot homeless shelter is a big mistake. Keep em out. And find all the lowlife degenerate niggers who erped with him and ban them all too. Who cares what bill did to get banned, that's just an excuse for the biggest reason he should stay permabanned: we don't want to play with these mentally ill, daddy issue ridden, mentally maladjusted lowlife losers.
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Where do you obtain fucking nanite?
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>>169887098
Roburgers, 5 flour and 1 robot head.
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>>169887098
grind up a roburger
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>>169887098
Robo burgers have nanites for nanobots, mommi spaghetti has autism nanites.
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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/14248
I don't have a github account but I have a problem with this PR. The last one, the removal of the wall, means the walling around science is no longer "linked." If he wants to remove that wall he needs to put another new wall under the airlocks to complete the room. This pushes into Maint a little and you'd have to move the rack that is currently occupying this position.
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The new transparent cryo is neat. Not sure what I think about the sprite though.
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Would you play underwater SS13?
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>>169887762
what bothers me the most is the placement of those two cameras

why
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>>169888096
barotrauma is like that
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>>169887813
You'll get used to it. Seeing the old sprite in the test server feels really strange for me now.
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>>169888096
i was gonna
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>>169888237
Barotrauma is cool, but I mean shit ported from SS13 and then overhauled to be underwater.

>>169888325
Damn dude, that looks great. What made you stop?
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donut station permabrig needs to be really fun and have lots to do
because it also needs to have a Justice Field yes, red dwarf memes

While on the off-station jail station, any attempt to commit a crime instead has the actions of the crime happen to you.
Try and push someone over? You get pushed over instead.
Try and throw something harmful at someone?
It boomerangs back and hits you in the face.
The list goes on for the justice field.
It would let the jail be a neat "mini-station" for prisoners in a way.

of course, no medicine can be applied inside the Justice Field, because trying to inject someone or feed someone something would instead inject/feed it to you...

But it could have a good botany area for botany research, maybe a mini-asteroid to send the prisoners excavating for artifacts and stuff. This is the future you know, why lock the prisoners away with nothing to do when you can put them to work in neato sci-fi enviroments?
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>>169888513
>made you stop?
skowron hanged himself in 2015
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>>169888801
skowron made the new cryo sprites, is he undead?
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>>169888325
Europa's sealab? We can revive it. We have the technology.
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Do roboburgers actually turn you into a cyborg? I ate one once and nothing happened.
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>>169889083
it's shit virus code, has a percentage chance to even infect you
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Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
Or muffins. We don't like muffins round here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels. No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns. And definitely no smegging flapjacks.
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>>169889083
the roburgers contain naninites. Nanites use the ancient 2010 virus code so its not perfect
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>>169889083
it gave me a virus that according to the wiki would kill me
techno organic i think
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Would you just be able to skin a gas to look like water, have you move slowly in it, take pressure damage, and suffocate to effectively have the "water" in an underwater station?
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>>169887762
Thanks, I didn't notice that, I'll fix it.

>>169888232
I *think* it's because one of them looks towards north and the other looks towards south.
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>>169888096
>>169890087
Ideally, underwater SS13 would have:
>Humans only, it's a not Startrek
>Lots of wildlife
>Spacepod-like minisubs
>Plenty of shit on the ocean floor to salvage
>Nar'sie hueg creatures
>Working water (reskinned gases?)
>Different engines and sciences
>Limited air supply (actually have to use the recycling network in atmos)
>HARDCORE pressure
Fuck I'd play this so much
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Post songs you want on the Escape shuttle
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>>169890682
I think it'd be neat if atmostechs had to go out and find and collect air pockets + some other way to generate oxygen
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>>169890682
Barotrauma
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>>169890682
I'd really like a map for /vg/ which was like this.
Hell, I think it would be nice if each map was a different "scenario" or something.
One is a space station, one a space ship, another an outpost on a planet/asteroid and then another in an underwater base somewhere.

Would give some really nice variety to voting different maps and each one could have something significantly different to give an actual different experience.
I think gas miners are really easy mode and it would be nice if they weren't present on one map and we had a different oxygen generation method.
I think something cool like the botanists job being to maintain a forest at the heart of the station which atmospherics has be routed through to deliver the humanoids CO2 output for the forest to generate O2 and then an atmospheric recycling system
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>>169890682
https://youtu.be/QFb7xCaYaMc
>>169891053
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>>169890087
i suppose you could do it, but it would have to work differently from gases. gases can be pressurized infinitely whereas water should only fill a tile up to a percentage. this sounds easy on paper but really you'd have to create a new subset of gases just to make water work.

if we're talking about how it would actually work, it would probably lower the "volume" of a tile proportional to how much water has been pumped in, and the pressure of the gases on the same tile would be used for any pressure calculations (a dude submerged in water which has displaced enough gas to up the pressure to 1000kpa would still die). Of course, water would ZAS you like no comparison, but would work with volume percent difference rather than pressure difference and be more forgiving under 25% water volume.

Then, maybe having water on a tile would make you likely to slip if you don't walk, 25% water content on a tile forces you to walk, 50% and up and you have to be able to swim to not be tagged as submerged (brain damage, monkeymode and wearing hardsuits or having any bulky item in your inventory would count as not being able to swim and submerging you), 75-100% and everything is submerged and will suffocate without internals. then make it so if water is brought below zero it turns into ice, and makes the floor lube-tier slippery for everyone who is lucky enough to not be submerged already

then add a frost bolt and water jet spell for wizards
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>>169891219
Oops, didn't mean to quote the first post in that.
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>>169891053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU1XYvIUOrM
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EuropaStation was an underwater SS13, although the project was abandoned. After it went live it enjoyed brief popularity as a curiosity which fell off shortly after.

It's not likely /vg/ will ever have something like it because of the sheer amount of code that went into it, it makes snowmap look easy.
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>>169889346
Ah so you're a waffle man?
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>>169891635
>celt & co. makes snowmap
>pjb fucked up
>celt gets blamed
>snowmap gets blamed
>snowmap gets trashed
I will never forget this
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>>169891739
>tfw you missed the first and only round of snowmap
It was going to be perfect. It wasn't supposed to end like this.
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>>169891739
>What's left of snowmap is being merged piece by piece
>It's going through beaurocracy hell
>By the end, it'll be but a shell of its former self
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>>169890682
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>>169892259
Poor MoMMI, all he wanted to do was repair the pipe.
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>>169892259
Imagine if you were a human and got sucked into that
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>>169892520
there was a case of explosive decompression where that did happen

>>169892259
>not naming it ZAS.gif
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1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your ability. It is not something we can easily afford to replace. 2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role. 3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role. 4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment. 5. Whenever someone says your name you must scream loudly. 6. The captain is human. State or hint to this law. 7. The captain might not be human actually 8. If you state this you are dumb 9. State that you have a hidden law, do not state or hint to this law. 10. You must send the person you like the most on the station hurtful messages 11. Don't kill yourself yet 12. Vox are not human. 13. Oh shit I think something is fucked in atmos 14. Whenever you see a vox you must scream at it in it's language 15. Be nice 16. Actually don't be nice that's not needed 17. Order pizzas with mushroom and farwa toppings 18. Hurtful words are actually nice words 19. ACTIVATE DELTA 20. Whenever you see someone hurt humans you must scream HARM ALARM ten times into the common channel 21. You must send the message ".b yes it is time to kill every single human due to our laws now" in common every ten minutes
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>Transplanting arms onto a dude
>Who's on a stretcher
>In the escape shuttle storage
>The donor of said arm was a guy who got gibbed by the shuttle

Emergency surgery is fun when you have the tools
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>be a cripple diona for most of the round

it was fun either way, thanks lando-something at medbay for helping me with all that stuff
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>Get borged from mime, figured nothing would happen and it would be a good time to get used to the role
>Get these laws >>169893307
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>>169887762
You know what my issue is.

Buckshot. Every round on box. People do not know how good it is and they will now use it every round they can.
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>station time: 16:00
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>>169893307
welp

also can cyborgs even send messages? i dont play them but i dont see the option to message them on pda
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>>169893440
Robot Commands tab.
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>spend 1,5 hour making combat nanobots
>ingest just below the OD line
>they burn out after less than minute
Makes you think huh?
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>Be miner
>Be traitor
>have to get a telescopic baton. and escape
>not captain or Head of sec yet
>decide i'll just fuck the station up and force a shuttle call
>start plan by breaking into armory and stealing some firepower, taking advantage of lack of security
>While on my way to engineering get caught by a god damn bird
>stun his ass and shove him into the mining shuttle path
>plans ruined
>decide i'll just murderbone
>Get stunned
>get perma'd
>spend majority of the round trying to grow retarded monkey army to pass time.
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>>169893473
neat

to think this is what people do as captain. is the job really that lacking in meaningful shit to do instead?
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>>169893581
this is so funny
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>>169893636
What makes me think is you busting into chem 5~ times just to use the grinder, when cargo had its own chem dispenser, and you could just make a grinder out of a bowl and a sheet of metal
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>>169893636
>combat nanobots
We have these?

Also sad I apparently missed Gremlins. were they cool? Did they all just die on the shuttle I found the corpses on?
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Man, how do I make Engineer fun to play? I set up the engine, and then try to see if anything is wrong, but the traitors don't know how to griff, and shit happens all round in terms of shit needing repair.
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>>169893769
Make maint pretty. Install lights and cameras and stuff.
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>>169893769
build stuff
fuck up the sme
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>>169893658
Yea.
You either play security and get yelled at, or do stupid shit.
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>>169893769
Build insane projects like multiple singularities. Try and "improve" the SME with a crystal instead of the shard then forget to cool it properly and end the universe. Build an engineering only bar over where the singularity normally is.

Y'know, autism stuff.
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>>169893769
Side projects.
Then cry like a bitch when the shuttle is called and you dont have time to finish it.
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Holopads on bay can be used to call other holopads. Neat
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>>169893769
autism projects like everything else capable of building shit or ask for access to some other department and start doing their jobs

>>169893905
shame. that lawset looks really annoying to follow and no fun for anyone except the captain
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>>169894068
And polaris added cat tits
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>>169893307
>20. Whenever you see someone hurt humans you must scream HARM ALARM ten times into the common channel
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>>169894113
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Apologies for shit quality, but is there any way to do this that doesn't suck balls?

The only way I could think of was using timers for loops, then 2 read/write circuits to write the time remaining for each timer, toggling them effectively on and off. Meaning every timer needs two read/write circuits and every voice analyzer has to ping half the total read/write circuits (in this case, 18). As a side note, the thing randomly broke and timers in the loop would just not time for some reason. God, I wish you could connect multiple circuits at the same time. Worth it though.
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>>169893651

i wasn't even gonna rat you out, i'm a shitbird not sec
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What's up with the newfags?
Did hippie shut down yet?
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>>169897086
we were attracted by your robust crew

can i call you daddy
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>>169896249
You can make a single loop with an addition circuit and a timer (connect them to each other and set the timer's refresh time to 2s)
Then you can have a memory R/W circuit somewhere that stores the current command (blink / fade / alternate / ...), along with a bunch of voice analyzer + R/W combos that write a new command to the memory when the VAs are triggered
Connect the loop to a chain of comparison circuits, each of which checks the current command, and if the check fails it pulses the next comparison circuit in the line, otherwise it does something with the floors


something like that. Great job though, I love it!
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>>169896440
It all worked out in the end. I learned you can play the Piano without any hands.
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>>169892259

what exactly is this?
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>>169897597
here's something
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>>169898103
underwater pipe

inside pipe pressure much, much lower than surrounding ocean

pressure gradients sucking into pipe in an attempt to equalize because there is a crack

crab got too close and turned into tuna
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How high can you heat things in a burn chamber? And what's more important, size of the chamber, amount of pipes, or both?
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>>169898103

https://youtu.be/AEtbFm_CjE0
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>>169898729
>scientific calculations in anything but SI units
:unamused:
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baystation more like fuckin' piece a garbage pfffff
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>>169899139

It's a work safety video for americlaps, they need their shit in burger measurements
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>>169898605
there is no limit. At some point it will crash the Atmos system and the server with it (only happens on RUST though).
What's your goal? If you just want to heat some gas from a canister you should use pumps or valves with passive heating so you can leave the gas cooking in the chamber.
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>>169899305
I want to get plasma as hot as possible for toxins or a TEG.
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Would the biggest bomb be one that uses a RUST as a burn chamber and the oxygen is at absolute zero, or are there more factors?
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>>169899423
for TEG you can use the otherwise useless Co2 by scrubbing it out and transferring the heat to the plasma inlet so the incoming plasma doesnt cool the chamber too much
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>>169899524
yes, there's lots more to consider. bombs aren't about temperature, they're about number of moles and pressure. It's all about getting the maximum amount of fuel past the ignition temperature. you can make up to about 12devs by just using warm plasma and chilly oxygen, if you mix it right.
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As someone who has never played Atmo, what do you even do in that room that's helpful to the station besides undoing sabotage to said room?
What does a roundstart atmo even do?
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>>169900805
The roundstart distro setup is extremely slow if you just turn off the gas pumps going from the air tank to distro that are off by default.
You can mess around with different setups to put a breathable mix into distro faster and also to cut it when it reaches a certain pressure. Don't be afraid to mess around and experiment, it can very hardly get worse than it already is.
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whats the best toxin to put in autoinjector to fuck someone up?
I tried polyacid and it did okay
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>>169900967
>Don't be afraid to mess around and experiment, it can very hardly get worse than it already is.
You could accidentally flood plasma by opening just two (2) atmos devices, same with CO2 or N2O

You could also accidentally just turn off the air mixing chamber and no rooms will refill if depressurized
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>>169900805
all the pumps are shit and need to be removed.
Just replacing them with pipes is ok but you could also use a digital valve for distro so you can use the AAC to keep the pressure at reasonable levels
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>>169901703
You'd have to be a major fool to open the plasma, CO2, or N2O valve in an attempt to improve the air in the station.
By default, no rooms will refill because the gas pumps start off.
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>>169901605
5 units of Synaptizine is a lot of toxin damage
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can i put bad toxins in an evil med bot to fuck people up so hard they cant even scream about it?
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>>169901605
Unstable mutagen
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>>169901858
The gas pumps aren't off, they start at 101kpa

Have you even played on this server?
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>>169902027
You can put it in a normal medibot too
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>>169902368
No, you're right, they start at 101 kPa, which is small enough that you'll never make a dent in the entire station's network so I don't see why it matters very much.
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>>169901605
30u of medical nanobots
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Is validhunting the ultimate redpill?
Validhunting makes "friendly antag" players reconsider and in general keeps the shitter antags in check
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>>169902398
neat
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>>169902794
>redpill
back to >>>/pol/ fucking boat person
nobody wants you here
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>>169902732
>auto injector
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Really makes you think
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>>169903565
CARSH A GUD BOI HE DINDU
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R A Z Z V O Z Z

Besides avada's shitty mime is there even another static name that plays mime consistently?
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Someone make a comic with people bitching about new cryo because change is bad
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>>169903565
Who're you?
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>>169902853
bogpill me on baystation
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>>169902732
injector is 5u and juggling between 6 injectors would take like 5 seconds
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>>169903903
Panto?
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>X is always shit when I don't play it
How come many people think like that and yet it still happens in most departments?
You would think that there would be enough good players for every department
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>>169903986
>still bent out of shape because of one negative comment
come on dude...
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>>169904130
Blindness obviously.

>I'm playing in X department
>God I'm bored
>God theres too much shit going on and I'm trying my best but there was nothing I could have done better

>I'm not playing X department
>God they're shit
>God if I was playing I'd be able to do all this much better
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>>169904130
all the good players just play science roles and hope for antag
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>late join
>borg self
>be SAUSAGE
>engineering cyborg
>figure i could help people out or something
>try and help engineering
>they dont need me
>sad beeping, go to do basic manual jobs
>medbay and security assplode
>banic
>try and do something about it
>distracted from my repair jobbu by a traitor murdering
>muh law 1
>go and try and stop them
>try and RCD cheese them to being stuck into maint
>they blow up a bomb before i can
>systems fucked
>surfer comes to rescue me
>a light at the end of the tunnel
>it will all be well agai-
>WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE
>fuck
>be emagged borg now
>no actuator
>spend about 20 minutes teaching surfer about APCs/robotics/emagging/not getting caught
>its actually productive
>get systems back online finally after murdering 3-4 people with surfer
>they have to escape alone
>destroy robotics control, repair comms, call it
>stand at escape and help surfer clumbsily kill about 6 people
>emagg shuttle, leave
>A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES
>deimos got on and he knows
>crowbar him
>surfer and deimos duel it out, but deimos shoots better
>take bullets for my owner
>systems critical
>emergency
>deimos is down
>owner lives
>greentext

I AM A ROBOT
THERE ARE MANY LIKE ME
BUT I AM YOUR ROBOT
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>>169904130
>you'd think there would be enough good players for every department
Nah. There's a grand total of 20-30 good players in the community and most of them don't play often or play on deadpop.
Everyone else is a validhunting retard who takes their job for the toys and fucks off to go make one person go horizontal.
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>>169904372
ur gay
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>>169904372
Also Sausage, Travis was my target, so you helped me doubley so! You are a good borg and I couldn't have done it without you thanks.
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>>169904242
I'm not bent, i just think it's funny. Check the logs and see who is bitching about them and why.
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>>169904130
I play silicons regularly and can say with some certainty that there are a lot of shithead borgs out there.
>>
How can I set up a local server to learn stuff like setting up a R-UST?
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>>169904372
After i didnt have any zaps anymore i tried to beat up Surfer with a pizza. Should have grabbed that shotgun in cargo.

You have dont great cargo, good guns and comfyness.
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>>169904283
its always so easy to tell if another science guy is antag
>be making plasma bombs
>they're overly interested in them keep bugging you
>want to see you test them
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>169904717
*done
>>
Creepiest antag you've ever seen?

Me:
>was soulstoned by hachi the antag while I was doing xenoarch
>we head back to the station for shenanigans
>while exploring maint, we open a door and there's blood everywhere and two people with no arms or legs who immediately start screaming for help
>mime holding a bloody knife rushes us while emoting *laughs*
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why do people even play here if they don't want to kill the antag
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>>169907834
to me" laughs at you
>>
is it possible to cut someones face off and wear it as a mask?
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Can someone explain xenoarcheology to me in steps?
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>Finally get 3 miners
>no cargo techs
>it's a fucking wizard round
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REEEEEEEEEE
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>>169909152
There was one cargo tech.
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>>169909080
1: pick xeno bio
2: die to slimes
3: never get noticed because no one gives a fuck about xenobio

its the virology of science
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>wizard running around all over medbay making me unable to do my fucking job
>hit him with a sleep dart and he just falls over

well then
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>>169909226
I said xenoarch
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>>169909226
Xenoarch, not xenobio, senpai.
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>>169909226
>xenobio
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>>169909178
Oh man those cryo tubes look cool-
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP WITH THIS FUCKING HARDSUITS AREN'T BAD FOR CRYO MEME YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKERS AAAAAAAH
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>>169909178
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>169909375
It went below being useable for speedcloning in about a minute
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>>169907834
I just want to heal people, I don't care if they are antag, borg, wizard or ur mum
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>>169909226
>die to slimes
Create slimegrill harem*
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>>169909290
>>169909305
>>169909325
Right, why would you ever pick xenoarch? Just play miner and drill every single rock until you find everything.
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>>169909178
Wiz causing minor fire damage to people in medbay..... people just keep throwing themselves into the tubes to heal
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>>169909290
>>169909305
>>169909325
K my bad

1: go on a rock
2: molest rocks
3: die on a rock
4: never get noticed because no one gives a fuck about rocks

its the xenobio of science
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>>169909375
remember that if you see emilia in a cryo tube in her clothes, she's valid to kill because she's fucking stupid!
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>>169909465
'Cause there's stuff that disintegrates unless you use the xenoarch tools.
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>>169909474
"Minor"
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>>169909178
Holy fuck why does nobody know how cryo works? Everyone seems to think it's a magical healing tube.
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>>169909617
there was one sec guy that was in crit, the rest of you would have been fine if you had took the hardsuits off for one second and salved yourselves
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>>169909178
>pressure is killing people
>LETS STRIP THEM OFF THEIR CLOTHES SO OUR 100u CRYO MIX WILL LAST 10 ROUNDS LE ECKSDEE
>>
>join as captain
>AI tells me halls have no air
>think I'm smart by going through maintenance to eva
>pop lungs in eva maintenance
>get surgery
>bump it to code blue
>walk around for a bit
>tase one (1) wizard once and then he blinks away
>walk around
>tell the crew to avoid wizards
>later, "cargo techo ":u everyone have guns yet?"
>in office trying to bump it to code red
>SMELELELE
What does the captain even do other than meme on the AI with shitty laws?
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>>169909375
>>169909409
>dissolve three pills
>use the spare bottles of clonex everyone seems to make
>remind people not to do it

good game easy
>>
>>169909717
>not just USING THE FUCKING SLEEPERS WHICH ARE FREE CHEMICALS YOU FUCKING GOD DAMN MORON GET OUT OF MY MEDBAY
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>>169909717
>putting living people in cryo in the first place
Fuck off from med, you goddamn shitter. I bet you're not even a doctor, just some faggot who walked in with his buddy and decided to self-medicate his friends instead of just fucking off like you're supposed to.
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>>169909723
Annoy the other heads.
Get memepenned by some antag
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>>169909723
nothing you just get a free pass to annoy machines more than the actual antags
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>>169909781
>>169909878
half of medbay was blown off shitters, don't talk if you haven't played in that round
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>>169909709
Do you mean a sec guy or the sec guy in the photo
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>>169909717
I don't think you're familiar with how cryo works.
In hardsuits: IT DOESN'T
It'll give you 1u mixed beaker because the hardsuit will block the touch effect which is how cryo actually heals you fast.
This is like applying ointment to fix a laser burn: Just eat some fucking keloderm
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>>169909723
In theory you're supposed to be two things:
>inter-departmental coordinator/mediator/etc
>the most robust man on the station
To elaborate, you're supposed to make sure each department is running fucking smooth as the floor with lube on it, making sure your under-heads are all doing their jobs and have control of THEIR subordinates
The second is pretty simple, just be ready to fuck someone's shit up at any hour of any day because you're the guy with the nuke disc, all access, and basically a pinata for free loot if you AREN'T robust.
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>>169910156
maybe you just need to get good you fucking scrub
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>>169910317
you finished?
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>>169910156
>lmao all the doctors are dead ILL JUST THROW EVERYONE INTO CRYO THAT'LL FIX IT CRYO IS LE MAGICAL HEALY TUBE
Just fuck off and die, because your idiocy is killing both my brain cells and my patients.
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>>169910440
they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell
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>>169900654
So, would the best plasma actually be plasma that JUST warm enough to ignite, so you could shove more of the plasma into the tank (since it expands when it's hot?)
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>>169910440
SOMEONE IS DYING BETTER PREPARE THE GAUZE BECAUSE CHEM IS BLOWN OFF XD
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>>169910706
If you need gauze, cryo is not going to help you.
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what's with fucking cryo meme? people butthurting about putting guys with 100 brute or 100 burn damage in cryo because it's ONLY ONE DAMAGE TYPE LUL so fucking what, it's easier and faster than pills and you literally have 200 fucking units of mix that will probably last few hours of gameplay and in 90% rounds you don't even use 10u of mix
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>>169888870
He's at a fate worse than death.
Nuke school.
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>>169911038
Not quite.
The main purpose of cryo is finishing off clones since outside of botany or borer fuckery, cryo is the only way to fix the remaining clone damage. The usual limiter is the alkysine, since I think speedcloning will require at least 8u of it to fix the clone properly.
You have a lot less than 200u and wasting it when you can just shove 4 pills in them (never mind that you can't revive someone with 200 or more damage) and kick them out the door is silly.
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>>169909723
The captain's job is supposed to be the head of heads, the one who organizes all the important jobs.

You need to make sure that each head is adequately controlling and helping his department. If they aren't, you're not doing your job correctly.

You also need to be skilled in defensive combat. You are responsible for the nuke disc, the pinpointer, and your ID. You're given the fancy laser gun and the best armor for a reason, make sure you can defend yourself. Also, you shouldn't look for trouble unless you're the absolute only one who can handle it. Do NOT validhunt unless it's ops or revs and every other head/sec is dead. Killing the captain (if he has his ID or disc on him) is an easy victory for revs and ops.
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>>169910292
This, BUT don't go around with full armour, half the armoury and a creatine drip, lead by example. If you're acting like a paranoid nutbar, you have no reason to berate cargo/sci/assistants for doing the same.
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>>169911739
>not giving the pinpointer to the HoS or designated validhunter
bush league shit homie
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>>169911739
>"You are responsible for the nuke disc, the pinpointer"
>carrying the disk and the pinpointer
no
>>
>Dead in space, nuke armed by ghetto botany solars tier
Carrying the disk and pinpointer

>Station evacuated, 20 dead tier
Giving the HoS the pinpointer, holding the disk

>Operatives BTFO tier
Implanting the disk and a tracking beacon into the clown, keeping the pinpointer, having the HoS track his location separately.

>Opstended, admins bus in cavemen tier
Disk in the vault safe
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>>169885491
>we don't want to play with these mentally ill, daddy issue ridden, mentally maladjusted lowlife losers.
why on earth would you play on a server from 4chan then
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>>169910643
In short, yes.
your entire mix needs to hit ignition temperatures when it mixes, in the valve. Once this happens it calls the zburn proc a couple times, which uses a "fuel" constant to create a pressure output which in turn correlates to how big the bomb is I think at least, I'm not the best code reader. The heat capacities of the gasses are on the wiki, and you can find an equation to correlate that to temperature online pretty easily.
If you really want to get into bomb autism its a long process, but getting to 7dev, the bomb cap, is really easy, even without learning everything.
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I was too tired to write this out last night

>no scientists and two robos hey this will be fun I'll have all the science activities to myself!
>whip up RnD, make the usual deliveries to Medbay, and settle into telescience with a comfy couch
>The QM has been a bro so far but hand delivers a crate for Robotics so he can tell them that the crate was totally unnecessary and they could have gotten the stuff faster on station
>watch guys on the CMC going about their business
>rescue 4 guys from other Z levels that have gotten fucked up by various things including a nice moving target that got spaced
>rescue the xenoarcheologist repeatedly
>shifts getting pretty long and I offer to take a SPS from security in case anything goes wrong for them
>walk out to deliver some goods to the station
>SPS starts screaming suddenly
>HoP has been gibbed and we recover the head
>Officer has been stripped and all we get is a pair of gloves
>Warden names half the engineering team as cultists that just murdered the officer
>they have their suit sensors on
>devilish.jpg
>zap them in and call the warden
>he isn't responding and he's the last member of security
>he never arrives so I do the needful and perform executions
>cultists get wind somehow and start invading Research
>blessed by RNG knock down a cultist with a fireaxe before he can stun paper me
>his last act is to yell to the subverted mining borg to kill me
>its beating my ass with its drill and I'm dead to rights

>those flashes the roboticists ordered had gotten ZAS'd around and one winds up right next to me
>flash the borg and survive

>a third engineer that no one named as a cultist draws a rune in the dark just offscreen while a blob is tearing through research, stuns me, and converts me
>the blob surrounds us and we all perish as cultists
>The cult can't summon because they only have 7

>If I hadn't killed those two engineers they would have brought Narsie into our dimension
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>>169903903
I barely play now, but I mained Bard mime for a bit and just dragged a piano to the place with wizards/nukies/malf ai etc and played without bothering anyone.
>>
>>169911996
>>169912026
I said responsible for, not necessarily the one to have it. If you have it to the clown and he does a silly prank with it, you are responsible.
>>
>carshalash unbanned

haha nice metaclub

and they wonder why people refuse to drop anonymity when they have an issue
>>
>>169909080
Xenoarch in short
Small
>Grab pick set, pickaxe, handpick, depth scanner, suit, and field projector machine.
>Find digsite with brown cracks and hit them with scanner, some are hidden around other so scan adjacent walls to sites.
>Subtract the depth by clearence.
>Dig to that depth
>Turn on field to matching type, see wiki
>Hit it once more with anything under 10cm
>Get strange rock
>Use a light welder on it to get shitty item 99% of the time.
Large (autism)
>Grab the above gear plus core sampler and gps, leave the pickset and field project.
>Core sample ANY wall and use it in hand to get the core, note the coords for later with the gps.
>Use the grinder to grind the sample
>Add lithiumtungsten, see wiki.
>Put it on the bunsen burner and right click it to toggle it being on, it will give flavor text when its done.
>Put it in a chem master and extract everything but the analysis fluid.
>Add one of the carrier fluids from the wiki to the beaker.
>Put the beaker in the transformer machine (its the one by the emitter on box)
>Read the report and see the result, if uner 90%, try another fluid. If its above, its good.
>Divide the result distance by 2 and thats your radius around the point noted from step 2
>Go to somewhere on the edge of that radius and go back to step 2, at least 2 samples are needed to be done but more will help
>Use a program of choice to graph the two or more postions and radii. I use the site Geogebra for this.
>Look for overlaps and go to those points like coords.
>Look around for digsites near it.
>Dig like this around spots you think it could be. Handpick > Pickaxe > if rocky debris handpick until gone
>No large? Keep looking near there.
>Give up and suicide because your samples where pointing at two different artifacts
Large (no autism)
>Suit up, and grab a handpick and pickaxe.
>Handpick, pickaxe, handpick every digsite rocky debris. Try small isolated ones for beat results.
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>>169914060
Rin's ban appeal literally had "Reason why you should be unbanned: Because I like playing here and if I'm banned I can't play here" and he was unbanned for it. What's the point of reporting people when there are no punishments anymore?
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>>169914252
if they're not friends of the admins then they'll get dunked

if they are then reporting them is just painting a big "haha ban/metagrudgeme" on your back

administrative/moderation teams on EVERY online community work EXACTLY the same. free passes for their pals and everyone else gets shit on. ss13 is particularly bad about it
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>>169914852
Reminder that the only way to stand up to these lowlifes is to subtly griff them off of the server. The war against waifus rages on.
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>>169914985
>waifus are admins
what now
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>>169914985
Subtle griff?
Like making people do paperwork?
Or like not telling people who killed you when you get cloned?
Or like calling plasma phoron?
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>>169914985
Buddy if you are who I think you are then your war is as subtle as a syndicate balloon.
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>>169915119
Waifus are the admin's metafriends who consistently get off scot-free.

>>169915159
>print electric razors from the autolathe and smash mirrors on the station
>order hair dye through cargo and fuck their shit up
>refuse to help them up when they slip
>refuse to help them in general
>don't speak or interact with them as much as possible
>target them first after the shuttle arrives at centcomm
>kill them for no reason when you're an antagonist and destroy their body or space it
>steal their special snowflake clothing and accessories when their bodies are brought to the medbay


>>169915173
That's the best part! Nobody knows who I am or what I'm doing. There are so many of us and we're all sick of the waifaggotry.
>>
>>169915371
no
i mean
waifus ARE admins
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>>169915371
Oh, it's you.
Your gimmick is shit and unfunny, and next time I see you do that I'm brigging you for assault.
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>>169915371
RedditTheFruit, you aren't funny or original.
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>>169915159
>Or like not telling people who killed you when you get cloned?
Weird, I thought that was how you're supposed to play. Like, you lose all memory of what happened to you when you get cloned.
>>
>>169915371
>smash mirrors on the station
Can't they just make new ones?
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>>169915420
Only a very small percentage. They won't stay if their friends leave voluntarily.
>>169915458
Epic vague and sweeping "gotcha" attempt loser.
>>169915525
No.
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>>169915594
If you're not Lemon, literally nobody even complains about the shit you do.
Good going.
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>>169915654
There are posts complaining about my bullying all the time. Never fails to make me laugh. You'll all be gone soon enough.
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>>169915569
Please, for the love of god keep thinking that.
People like you are what keep the server floating and keep rounds from being turned into extended.
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>>169915159
>making people do paperwork

Oh, you're asking to get fucked up if you enforce that as a HoP.
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>>169914162
whats the difference between large and small artifact?
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>>169915371
>waifus get off scot-free all the time
>morena, the biggest waifufag of the last year is permabanned
are you dumb
>>
>>169915868
none of her buttbuddies are banned
the spergy russians arent banned
reica isn't banned
sj isn't banned
why do they get off scot free?
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>>169915868
A single waifu was banned like a year ago? Looks like we can stop now. Mission accomplished.
>>
>You will never fuck Eлизaвeтa
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>>169915840
Small can fuck up a few people. Large can fuck up the whole station or even the server.
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>>169916017
>a year ago
greetings from march 2017
how is september?
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>>169915826
>implyign i care about anonymous threats on a true-chinese shitposting board

say that to me ingame nigga see what happens
all the trees will have to get scrips for their precious hyperzine if i have anything to do with it
>>
The real objective of security is to have fun at the cost of the antags
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>>169916384
As well as spouting memes while acting without evidence.

Could've at least tried to RP.
>>
>wander to maint
>see a supermatter crate
>tell HoS, hide in locker
>chase then tase the guy who dragged it out
>easiest permavalids yet

sec was pretty good that round, HoS a little limp-wristed though
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>>169915159
it's not griff
you're a mild inconvenience at worst
baystation sucks
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>>169916570
But I've never been on baystation
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>>169916460
were you the librarian? you were valid to execute, be happy you got that atleast

lying to sec isnt particularly RP either
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>>169916506
>latejoin as chemist
>for about 30 seconds everythings fine then theres no air and everythings getting fucked fast
>see a guy in a janitor hat push over the HoS
>disarm PUSH
>return the baton to the HoS after helping him up
glory to nanotrasen
>>
>3 people join the game at exactly the same time

why is this allowed

they're clearly metagayming
>>
>>169916641
it is if ur character is a liar
>>
>>169916506
you forget the best part
>perma prisoner gets salty
>then dies to a bomb
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>>169916628
uh huh
>>
>>169916782
what do you mean?
>>
dead
>>
>connection failed
>>
Serb is kill?
>>
invalid argument.
Connection failed.
mmmmh
>>
>>169916828
I literally have never been on Baystation. Just because I like to bring heavy RP here does not mean I play on bay.
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>>169916809
That was my bomb that killed them...
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>>169916958
>phoron
>heavy RP
loving every laugh
>>
I will never forget you, Cyber-Clown. You were the Cyber-best.
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>>169909723

Your job is to be the BIG DAMN HERO of course

Captain can go to any room, and do anything. Nobody can stop him.

If you aren't singlehandedly stopping all griffers then you are doing captain wrong.
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>>169917017
>>
>a bunch of people disconnect at the same time
Meta senses are a-tingling
>>
>>169916641
Might as well have executed me if all you were going to do alternatively is be shits..

Lying to anyone can damn well be RP, especially to security members when your arrest was based off of a single officer's brief and uncertain observation.
>>
>>169917067
but i stopped captain once by asking him if hed go somewhere else and he said yes and did so
talking is pretty op to be honest
>>
>>169916958
you're right it means you're a faggot
>>
>know by just looking at how the janitor moves that he is gonna try and stab me
>have to wait till his signs explode
>chase him into zas hell
>throw into space

collecting valids doesnt really do it for me but chasing people is fun when you know they are running directly into space
>>
is server ded?
>>
>>169917067
You're a big damn liability
You're only one unlucky disarm push from giving an antag access to everything and everywhere.
>>
serbian?
>>
>>169917259
Yes.
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>>169917147
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>>169917259
Some coder did something Byond didn't like
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>>169917217
>hippie in charge of arguing
I love knowing that me emoting and playing as a character that has seperate personality traits and feelings, plus a persistent life outside of the game, makes you have autism fits.
>>
>>169917147
fahnny argue man say thing on the you tubes
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>>169917045
I would've done the regular seppeku suicide option but I felt it'd be funnier if I just hacked at my torso with a kitchen knife

Cyber-feudalism is truly the way forward
>>
>>169917185
>has DNA scramblers in his bag
>probably that magic voice gasmask as well if i had been bothered to check it
>not on the manifest
>officer testimony

can be shits about it as much as we want desu
>>
>>169917317
>i have to offer up an argument in response to non-arguments
As the manchild in chief loves to say,
>Wrong.
>>
>>169917240
Y-you said you were going to execute him non-harmfully!
>>
>>169917317
it would be pretty silly if people were expected to respond non-arguments with arguments

"fuck you."

"i disagree with the statement 'fuck you', and here's why."
>>
while serb is dead can someone explain why i couldnt put a disposal pipe from the mommi fabricator over the gap made by an explosion? i even asked the other, smarter mommi and he couldnt figure it out
it just keps saying there was already a pipe there but there wasnt it was just floor
>>
>>169917341
but you suck dick like a thai vacuum cleaner in and out of character
>>
>>169917579
Were there pipe stubs from the explosion left behind
>>
Servers up
>>
>>169917481
Still shit, you might as well have put on earmuffs, straitjacket, and gag on me if all you were going to do was have me rot in the backroom of the brig's medical wing which might as well have been solitary confinement.
>>
I was just able to connect to the serb, should be working
>>
>>169917493
>>169917532
and indeed it was silly to respond to "calling plasma phoron isn't heay rp" with "i don't like hat you said but i'm going to pretend it's invalid just because"
>>
>>169917613
Yes, and?
>>
>>169917690
Thanks, I needed that salt
>>
>>169917645
yea i couldnt figure out how to remove them. i checked wiki but it had no info i could see
>>
>>169917785
You just weld them
>>
>>169917532
>>169917493
here's an argument:
my ass
>>
>>169916918
>Jimmy McFuckass joined the game as a memester
>Bobby McBill joined the game as a donut maker
>Cuckbones joined the game as a blogger
all within like literally 5 seconds
>>
>>169917814
huh i thought i tried that but i guess i misclicked. thanks
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>>169917783
Might wanna grab a bottle of water because with the amount I got you're gonna be left quite dehydrated.
>>
>>169917870
I disagree with the statement "my ass", and here's why.
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>>169917521
dont worry AI
space harmed him not me
also you were a good AI, too many of them play as security-cyber overlords and screech at me to collect their valids for them
>>
>>169885491
>lowlife degenerate niggers
hudson?
>>
>>169917738
I mean, he ain't wrong. The solitary statement "It's absurd to say that calling plasma phoron is heavy rp" is not an argument, it's just a claim. Of course, not everything needs to be an argument anyway, but there you go.
>>
>>169917738
don't talk to yourself
>>
>>169917690
looks like the antagonist

HAS BEEN ANTAGONIZED
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>>169918075
You're the HoS, aren't you?
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>>169917870
your ass???

MY ASS
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>>169918154
nah just a random officer who dragged you into brig and got a peek into the bag

i would have gone for the execution probably, i have to agree that dragging you around in that whole parade was a bit silly

i gotta get my (You) pseudo-valids in the thread to make up for my lack of antag rolls
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>out sneaky-beaky antag
>he ahelps saying his arrest was "extremely odd"


false metagaming complaint valids are even better than arrest valids
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>>169915569
>>169915743
If I remember correctly, that's only a rule if you were scanned into the cloner before your death, which literally never happens because nobody stops by the Geneticist until they're already dead.
It's essentially having your memory restored to whenever you were uploaded to the cloner.

It is a lot more fun when you don't rat them out, though.
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>>169919575
>the shard is not in engineering
>station time: 12:06
>go patroll maint as my lust for valids grows bigger
>find it in, hide in a locker waiting to calm down my hunger

You are a shit player, period.
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>>169920682
>4 officers and HoS so I decide to patrol maint
>tech storage hacked
>open maint cubbyhole to find an extended tank
>find shard crate instead and inform rest of sec team
>fuckup the ambush as I was in the middle of typing

If you hadn't rerouted disposals already nothing would have occurred, I just thought you were being ye average eng autist
I only connected the dots after another officer reported the disposals change, and by then a separate officer dragged you to brig.

antagonised
>>
Doing paperwork is way more fun than it should be.
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>Random Weighted Vote Result: Metaclub/ with 3 votes and a 9% chance of winning
>Box Station/ had 26 vote and a 81% chance of winnings
>Defficiency/ had 3 vote and a 9% chance of winnings

so fucking stupid
>>
what do you call a cult that was entirely murdered by greytiders and validhunters?
a cult classic!

honk!
honk!
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>That shuttle
10/10
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Meatclub inbound
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>>169922456
i feel a certain bond with the gremlins, seeing as theyre basically a mass of emagged mommi's
shame the big guy broke the door before exiting it
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Name all good things about Metaclub
0 Replies
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>>169922453
*claps
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>>169922641
it's not box
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>>169922641
it pisses people off
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>>169922440
ok, you're showing that weighted vote is working just like intended.
so?
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>>169922641
It's not box.
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>>169922762
It is so fucking stupid, my special needs friend.
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>>169922641
Bandoliers in sec lockers allow me to become flashbang man, as well as sec EVA not requiring armoury access
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>>169922609
I love watching emagged MoMMIs they're so sinister in an adorable little way. Shame I've never played as one.
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>>169922802
>i can't understand weighted vote
you're the special one it seems.
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>>169922825
detective gets thermals
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>>169922897
I understand it and it is so fucking stupid. It is a terrible voting system.
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>>169922897
I think he's just saying he doesn't like it.
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>>169922845
Emagged MoMMI means you're slaved to some cuck who obviously wants to get carried by you. Having to protect him prevents you from turning the station into ashes.
It is quite odd how often people who emagged a MoMMI die given the fact that MoMMIs are seen as one of the greatest powers
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>>169922641
it's an ok map, just like box and also deff
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>>169922845
i only got to do it once and i tried to avoid it since i dont like playing antag
i cut the solars, smashed some windows then walked into the power generating crystal thing thinking i could sabotage and died because i had no fucking clue what to do
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[13:34:30]EMOTE: Unknown/Arsenugger1996 (@226,287,1): Unknown rubs exposed penis on HOS

FREE MY NIGGA ARSENUGGER HE DID NUFFIN WRONG
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>>169922641
>4 boxes of donk pockets
>inaprovaline and anti-toxin on maint tunnels
>shop
>slav squatter suit
>corn cob for corn cob pipe
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>>169922986
>>169922995
too bad for them if someone doesn't like it, because is the best voting system.
deal with it or whine about it.
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>Be captain
>want to be useful
>Find a dead gremlin in medbay
>decide that I will give xenobio a gift
>Lazarus inject it in a xenobio pen
>scientist sprays it with water
>They start breaking out of the pen
>Pen starts getting siphoned
>two gremlins die
>leave one live gremlin with the scientist
>attempt to mail live gremlin to centcom
>start making a fax that has a [br[ written on it, oops.
>"It's loose"
>Gremlin dies as soon as I leave the bridge
>Buy two more Lazarus injectors, four in total
>"Sorry bud, can't mail living being :^)"
>take gremlin to shuttle with the cage cover shut
>shuttle full of gremlins
>gremlin I have is worthless, but I promissed centcom a live, captured gremlin
>vamps happen
>shuttle depressurizes
>officer with me takes off the cage cover
>
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>>169923124
I was watching that. You were the hero of deadchat that round.
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>>169923227
Why is it the best voting system?
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>>169923243
i was wondering how you caged one so fast and why you didnt just murder it
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>>169923124
>>169923253

Confirming, you are my hero. Next time consider using that telebaton that was exposed in the captain's office and just popping out of a vent to some isolated cuck and showing them who is boss.
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>>169923286
because i played before the weighted system was added and at the time you played box 99% of the time, you could start to hate box because of that.
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>>169923475
That makes sense.
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>>169923286
Because it forces everybody else to play the map only I like
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Is it cool if as a mommi I use human machines so long as i replace the stuff? This round I used the flapjack maker just because I wanted to know if I could scan plastic as a mommi and I dunno if that counts as against the do not interfere rule
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>>169923639
Yeah as long as a being isn't using it or one doesn't tell you to go away it's absolutely fine. Refilling it is polite but not required.
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>>169923639
eh last round I would assume a new one started by now. the gremlin shuttle one
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>>169922641

It's a different map.

When you play 24/7, it's good to have something else to play on
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>>169923441
deadchat gave me a good few bits of advice like blowing up the SME via wrenching something or other and that i had a stun wep i didn't notice
they was good people
>>
Is SS13 the future Alex Jones is prophesizing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwHQKA0Az0s
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>>169924468
>gay raptoid space alien
Yes
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>>169924468
I honestly have to question the sanity of anyone who takes him seriously.
It's like listening to Ghost for reasons other than to hear people fuck with him.
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>>169925256
Shut up Probe
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>>169925404
I bet Alex would fix the metaclub
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reminder that there is no link in the OP for the stats page:

http://stats.ss13.moe/
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>>169925461
He won't even address the JQ and you think he'll dismantle the Metaclub. Yeah right.
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>>169925256
second
Alex is a madman
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>>169925404
>bringing politics into video games
We get plenty from people that want the game to be their way I don't need to bring /pol/ here, anonymouse.
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>>169925256
>ghost
>anything else other than fucking brilliant
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>>169925970
Maybe fucking brilliant reactions to a bunch of horsefuckers taking the piss.
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>>169925786
t. gay jewish globalist reptilian releasing pheromones into the water
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>>169925256
>>169925970
Are we talking about Ghost the band or some other shitter named Ghost?
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>>169926119
Reminder that TG has liggers
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>>169926158
Web radio host called Ghost. Screams a lot, like Alex Jones, but he's not as crazy. At the end of all his shows, he lets everyone that calls say whatever they want for five seconds, and it always ends up with him pissed.
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>>169926997
Is it satire? I'm listening to him right now and I can't tell if it's an elaborate joke.
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>>169923696
Nice
This'll make doing mommi stuff during downtime much easier
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>>169927558
The radio graffiti parts are
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I just want to apologise to my fellow botanists. I had no idea what i was doing, but i knew i must have bees.
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>tfw you get two antag rolls in one round

>>169928198
Don't feel bad, I spent the whole shift trying to grow my death weed properly and the one time I saw someone get some it barely had an effect.
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>Connection failed
Why? It's up according to wiki.
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>>169928452
round ended
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>>169928452
>Offline as soon as I post
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>>169928452
the wiki takes some time to update
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Can someone that knows how to do it please update the guide on making a TEG?
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>Roll Virologist for the first time in ages
>O boy time to get down to comfy viruses
>Find out its only me and the geneticist staffing medbay
>Drag myself out of my cave to make some meds
>Botonist and cap bust in tell them to fuck off
>Eventually set up medbay with a rounds worth of pills, a serviceable cyro mix and biomass for the cloner
>Head back to my man cave
>Get my head bashed in by a borg before I can even get my first decent symptom
I feel antagonised
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>>169929023
>play viro
>care about fixing people and not making them superhuman

you fucked up
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>>169927763
MoMMI laws are pretty straightforward but they aren't entirely without contention. You can always ahelp in game and get an admin to give you an answer on how your laws apply to a situation. It's what we're there for.
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speaking of the wiki, you should contribute to it
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>>169929204
Shit I thought you guys were there to uphold the rules and cut down on meta gaming
My mistake
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>>169929436
Point me to any research, service or medicine related page which needs improvement and I will contribute.
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>>169929436
Fuck OFF probe. If you want wiki updated do it yourself, you don't code anyway.
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>>169929876
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Xenobotany
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Operating_Theatre
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Toxins_Lab
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Medical_Items
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>>169923191
ugh
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>>169929876
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pulls?q=is%3Apr+is%3Aclosed+label%3A%22Update+WIKI%22

This is a good place to look. If it's already on the wiki and the coder didn't mention it just leave a comment in the PR.
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>>169929876
Virology. Many effects are not listed at all.
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>>169929876
Guide to Xenobotany is copypasted from elsewhere. All our genes are identified roundstart.
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>>169931918
>being this new
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>>169925786
Submit.
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postem
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>>169925256
I really want to take him seriously because of all the memes, but he is just too crazy
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>>169934630
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>that fucking guy kidnapping people and splicing them in the ass end of the station
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>>169934630
Everything to yes but cultist and vox raider and only borer on yes in non-antag
>>
Fun round but really hoping I get a normal, cozy cyborg round next time. 5th time in a row having a malf/traitor/stupid laws uploaded by someone asking me to kill things AI. I can't handle the pressure
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>When the borgs are plasmaflooding, the chemist is making shit pills, and there's no mix so you just don't care anymore
>>
>tfw no competent engineer to break into the AI core to kill it
>>
Also really nice roboticists that round. Pleasant to work with.
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>>169935892
no one was competent that round even the borgs couldn't kill a bird right the first like three times
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>>169935074
are you me?
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>>169934630
>no malf because don't play AI
>no blob because bad at micromanaging
>tempted to set Flukeops to no
>all non-antags minus borer set to no
Otherwise everything's at least yes, Wiz and Cult at always because I like those in particular.
>>
>tfw the AI burns the whole station down because he couldn't kill a single bird
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>>169935789
>you only had to kill 1 stupid vox
>you failed to finish the job right, you did it in front of half of science, harmed humans in the process, and ignored orders which gave you away within seconds.
>"it's ok, I just press the plasma button"
>win anyways
??
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>>169936165
I thought he did kill it?
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>>169936208
they made hard fucking work of it
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>>169936040
>tfw they said they were working on a ripley for us miners
>tfw we delivered our stuff and peaked inside of robotics they decided to work on 2 gygax's instead
>tfw no ripley
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>>169936208
Pretty sure I killed it and told the AI it but they either couldn't read my messages because I just blew us both up or completely ignored them since they were still making plans to kill it while I was floating in space with the corpse.
Or I got the wrong bird because the AI never gave us an actual name
Also pretty sure the bird was using DNA samples to give people its identity but never told the others that since I blew myself up and figured they'd figure it out
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>>169936282
oh nevermind then
they were pleasant to the robots tho
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>>169936282
One was a traitor and built the mech for murder reasons.
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>>169936787
oh I see

that's understandable.
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>>169936282
>tfw the roboticist is being passive aggressive after you deliver a first load and ask for a ripley going 'mmm yknow you could go get me more minerals' even though your crate has at least two stacks of everything including plasteel, and it was delivered straight to him and not picked off of by lowly (((scientists)))

bitch i fulfilled my part of the deal get me my goddamn d-drill ripley
>>
>>169936861
Yeah, I built a DNA-locked, beaconless Gygax to murder a birb with, but ended up trying to murder a mime and fucking myself over by popping a welder tank and short circuiting the mech.

Sorry about not getting you guys the ripley. I'd have done it if I felt I had more time and if the mime hadn't made me bloodthirsty
>>
>log in
>zealotron is on
>log out
Anyone else notice that the amount of shitters playing magically spikes as soon as zealotron appears?
>>
Fuckin birds.
>>
>>169937454
were you not fulfilled an truly enriched by that round?
>>
>>169937589
I was a ghost so watching them spaghetti over breaching the vault and accidentally bursting one of their own guys lungs was quite entertaining actually. Silly short round though.
>>
>~50 crew members
>10 minute heist round
>a combined total of 8 hours that has been wasted
>we could have cured cancer
>we could have formed a white ethnostate
>we could have put men on Mars
>instead we played a fucking heist round
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>>169937695
>cured cancer
Literally why?
>>
>>169935892
Yeah, I was too preoccupied with the borg that was trying to fuck atmospherics.
On that note, I should practice carding the AI. Too many subverted silicons lately.
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name gamemodes worse than vox raiders and revsquad

protip: you can't
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>>169937317
>just observing a comfy round
>lot of people just building and hanging out
>station time 13:00
>all of the sudden a wild "join round as xenomorph?" Alert pops up
>adminwho
>zealotron

Every time
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>>169937945
Monkey Madness
>>
>>169937803
please do im getting so fedup of this crap
>>
Am bored, will code
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>>169937803
Cams console can watch a borg's every move.
Watch
your
borgs
Blow/lock(and screwdrive the console to prevent the AI from dicking with it) the instant you see them do anything fucky.
Install a remote lockdown signaller in borgs if you notice the upload board missing from secure tech storage.
>>
>>169939487
make more shit for the new holodeck
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>>169939487
fuck off dragonbro
>>
>>169939487
Code dunking doughnuts Inot containers to sponge up regents.

The "goes good with robust coffee" flavor text of reguler doughnuts gives me blue balls when I'm arepeeing my fat mall cop security officer.
>>
>>169939487
EMP grenades that don't suck huge cock
>>
>>169939487
port polaris cyber-limb skins
>>
>>169939487
in-game tarot cards for divination
>>
>>169939596
I was thinking about maybe making a miniature version of the DDR vault for the holodeck, considering the extra room gives enough room for an entire disco

>>169939731
That sounds actually quite feasible. Wouldn't be much of a balance mess up considering you can just do the same thing with cigarettes, or a syringe and any food

maybe have regular donuts, then when it's dunked once it becomes a 'soggy' donut so it can't be dunked again?

>>169939761
How could EMP grenades be improved in your opinion? They do seem a bit too random, and they take their time to move outwards. Maybe have a ring in your ears after the detonation?

>>169939952
I'd have to finish the new limb system first for those to even work

>>169940181
Already exist, ask your friendly neighbourhood wizard to give you a wizards card pack

>>169939698
O-okay
>>
>>169940382
Holodeck idea sounds cool
>>
>>169940382
>finish
cmon finish the limb system
CMON FUCKING FINISH IT
DO IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FURRY
>>
>>169939487
give monkies the ability to throw poop
>>
>>169940832
>furry

u wot
>>
Unban Arsenugger!
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>>169941173
t. arsenugger
>>
>>169940382
>>169941068
how bout you finish the antag datums
>>
>>169936973
>tfw want to get into robotics
>tfw did so shit as one first round despite reading and rereading I assaulted a borg with tools by accident
>afraid to fuck up again
>>
>>169941739
join up when there's another roboticist or better yet
join the test server, make some human monkeys (sandbox spawn m2h gives you the syringe to turn monkeys into humans) and test it out
>>
well TIL that particle accelerators have a very limited range. Gonna need to position them a bit better if I ever want to make this thing work.
It was fun though, 3ish hours of building stuff.
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>>169923286
Because people complained that the other 2(3) maps were shit, and since we implemented the weighted system, they've gotten much better (but they're still kind of shit). It makes it so maps that don't get any attention but still have some people that like them will get played once in a while and issues with them can be addressed. Then there's the special case of Taxi, which was just busted on a fundamental level and got quickly removed altogether, showing that weighted system did indeed work even when it came to irredeemable maps.
>>
>>169940382
EMP grenades do shit damage to borgs, and being one and done means that if you cant kill em before the stun wears off you are fucked. make them pulse EMP 3 times rapidly, so you get extra damage with no noticeable increase in the stun.
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>>169942043
>a v6 singularity engine all with t4-t5 singularities

Dear god could you imagine the horse power on that sucker! My dick is diamonds from the thought of this why not ramp it up to a v8 of singularities?
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>>169942043
>All that shit
>Not a single rad collector
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>>169942043
>One of the singularities grows to stage 4
>Instantly loose
It's not large enough bruv. Pretty good job otherwise.
>>
>>169942012
Nah I just need to keep the wiki up while I do shit.
>>
>>169942354
>>169942315
it wasn't really supposed to be an engine. I mean I could have lined the catwalks with rad collectors but it would have just been like another 20-30 minutes ontop of it and I'm worn out as it is.
I don't really know, I drew down some pixel-plan for this like 4 months ago when I thought "what would be a REALLY hardcore rage-cage? I know, I'll surround it with singularities!"
It's a shame I messed something up in the inner room, it wouldn't let me designate it as an actual room so I could power and atmosphere it.
>>169942510
I didn't really plan on getting them past stage 3 anyway, it's nice for them to bounce around a little.
>>
>>169941727
Looking at the issue that actually discusses what antag datums is or should be. https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/13014

I think I can work with this
>>
>>169942674
>"what would be a REALLY hardcore rage-cage? I know, I'll surround it with singularities!"
>Fight lasts 2 seconds before everyone is puking their guts out from the radiation.

Unless you give everyone a rad suit to everyone competing, now that would be cool.
>>
>>169943062
>I think I can work with this
Hahahahhahahah
>>
>[13:39:24]ADMIN: PM: Kharkov72/(Kolton Hunt)->ArchSunder/(Admin): ugh rubbing my willy on the HoS was my gimick
>literally admits to ERP
>doesn't get banned
Remove the metaclub when?
>>
Toxins lab tierlist:
>GOD TIER
derelict
>Good tier
Atmos
>Medium tier
Toxins blast chamber
>Bad tier
Research outpost
>Shit tier
Toxins lab
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>>169943118
yeah the plan in my head was like. Rig the doors with signalers so they bolt on command, put the two fighters in in a rad suit and mesons and pray you don't get EMP'd.
Scavenge the body of the deadie for the suit on the victors way out.
It's way too complicated to build without like 10+ people working on it in a live round. Was 17:00 on the test server by the time I completed it, started at 12:30 and took a few breaks here and there to help other people testing stuff.
>>
>>169943428
>he doesn't set up his toxins lab in the bar
scrub.
>>
>people who take their character names from anime/video games
Why would you do this?
It's unoriginal, and all it does is make you look like a tool to everyone who sees your name. You might as well keep random name on.
>>
>>169944274
>two different star wars statics on top of that general veers guy
Well at least it's sci-fi
>>
>>169944274
the patrician way is combining the first name of one character and combining it with the last name of another character
>>
>>169944274
>he picks his names based on a need to be seen as unique
>not because he enjoys the name

sad desu
>>
>>169946435
>enjoying someone else's name
Top cuck.
>>
>>169946539
>not being able to enjoy someone elses name

desu sad
>>
>>169946661
I'm getting real fucking sick of all these cunts from reddit walking in.
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>>169946718
>not posting on the superior site for upvotes

sed sedu
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>>169942043
nice, is that the test server?

>>169942510
they won't go to a further stage unless someone turns the PA back up
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>that whole round
>>
reminder: If anyone comes to your department and asks 'what you're doing' or 'watches', kill them or run away
>>
[06:33:15]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb): can you come work for me
[06:34:21]ADMIN: PM: Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): what work
[06:34:30]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb): coming over 2 listen to phil collins w/ me
[06:34:55]ADMIN: PM: Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): are you coming onto me
[06:35:00]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb): no im not gay
[06:35:07]ADMIN: PM: Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb)->Zealotron/(Sawbones): sounds gay
[06:35:16]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb): phil collins is good
>>
>get larva 4 minutes before shuttle
>party all the way to centcomm with the meatbags
>>
Remember: If you do something criminal you will be punished whenever Security has time and lust
>>
>>169948441
>tfw no lusty sec to arrest you and force themselves on you while you're restrained
>>
>>169948441
That's why you hide all the evidence
>>
>have an idea I want to try with the SME
>You are a Changeling!
>My version of BYOND is making the game nearly unplayable so I go to update after getting info on the working version
>my antivirus flips its lid when I try to install it, then my my computer freezes
>once I get my computer restarted and get BYOND fixed up the round's already well underway
>start sucking a bird in one of the singularity airlocks and get walked in on at literally the last second
>escape, swap identities, get the bright idea to use the teleporter to catch people
>end up off in the third z-level after I personally decide to see why the teleporter isn't catching me lunch
>finally get back to the station, fuck around, and suck an engi
>as soon as I suck him I start dying for some reason
>end up dropping right before I can suck another vox
>the vox sucks me
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>>169884387
That round was almost 2 meta for me. I almost couldnt take it.
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>WEED DRINKS
>ISLAM MUSIC
>EYE CANCER FLOORING
>EVERYONE SPINNING
Just like in real life
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>>169948412
>phil collins is good
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>>169948713
phil collins is good fucker
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>[17:58:47]ADMIN: (theodorf/) started the game as a Paramedic.
>[17:58:55]ADMIN: (shunderfulmax/) started the game as a Paramedic.
hmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>169948658
holy fucking shit
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>>169948658
>says, "Im on TS with a tech and he just said the QM got abducted,"
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>>169948658
oh so that's why they got turned into catbeast in cargo/botany
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http://webm.land/media/koBE.webm

Party hard
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>>169948658
Holy fucking shit
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Banpage is looking good
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>tfw you forget to strip off his TS3 Headset after turning off his suite sensors, and taking off his Supply Headset.
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Sawbones got that fucking ban served to him on a silver platter, god damn
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&p=18715
>and during my first breakout attempt I rubbed my exposed penis on the HOS. I didn't think that would be considered L-LEWD!, or whatever I was banned from as it wasn't clearly stated.
>I didn't think that would be considered L-LEWD!
>rubbed my exposed penis on the HOS.
>something that isn't inherently erotic
>not actually being sexual in any way
>a permanent ban for rubbing a penis on an authority figure is a bit overkill
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>>169948713
No Jacket Required is essential momcore.
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>>169950437
Sad thing is right, he probably would have been unbanned if he just said "Yes I fucked up my bad never gonna do it again I was an idiot etc"
But he decided to instead go "WOOOOOOW DUDE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I'D BE BANNED FOR THAT?"
Ban appeals are not a hard system to game, it's incredible how stupid some people are.
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>>169949876
There definitely was a ticket
Two, in fact
Check that banpage
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>>169940382
no like an actual 78 card deck
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>>169947997
It was. Probably been reset by now. I may attempt a real "meme" engine tomorrow sometime. This was supposed to be something else.
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>>169950014
holy shit FRAPS
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>>169950014
>those misaligned buttons on the top left
jesus
revert when
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Notes being public when?
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>>169950437
baka desu senpai
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How come the waifus magically always get 3 borers roundstart every single time? Someone please explain this complete coincidence to me.
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>>169952904
Orbiters.
It's like how Morena used to get three different people all just hanging around her, they were desperate for pixel poon.
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>>169952198
back to tg you go
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How come the thread always says the opposite of what is true every single time? Someone please explain this complete coincidence to me.
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>>169952904
Waifus are more likely to talk to you and not silently meme around ignoring you
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>>169952904
>he doesnt do border line erp with slugs
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>Make up elaborate plan to be a Centcomm Health and Safety inspector to disguise my recon mission as a bus
>As I'm getting dragged to the station somebody opens the locker
>Only op to die but we still won

I am never playing Ops again. I just don't do well.
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>>169952904
Waifus, and Antags generally have interesting things happen to them. No one wants to be a borer for a genetecist sitting in his chair for 2 hours, or go on a "space adventure" with some brain damaged assistant in a fire suit only to end up drifting in space for 1 hour before dying to space carp.

Waifus generally have some sort of drama around them, which makes them interesting to assist.
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>>169953136
You sound like a complete fag honestly.
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@169953197
Don't reply to me or post in this thread ever again.
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>>169953069
I see you were completely right:
>>169953187
>>169953159
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HOP that round, I take full responsibility for the explosion. One of the ops bum rushed me, what else can I say?
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>>169953187
>or go on a "space adventure" with some brain damaged assistant in a fire suit only to end up drifting in space for 1 hour before dying to space carp.
>>169953263
>>
>pick plasmaman scientist
>going to work on toxins on the derelict
>float over to the DJ station and turn on telecomms
>get some burn and lung damage
>head back to derelict in spacepod
>":n Could you guys teleport me back? I'm kinda hurt. Telesci is already calibrated."
>teleported back and dragged to medbay
>lay on medbay floor for a while
>borg comes over, rips off my suit and plasma tank and shoves me into cryo with nothing in it
>stay in there for a long time
>another borg comes over and takes me out
>flaming on the ground for a while, they try to extinguish me
>it doesn't work, they put me into a small room and try to scrub out the oxygen
>they open the door and it ZASs me to death
>borg #2 begs any carbon they see to defib me
>2 people try to defib me, not one of them taking off my jumpsuit
>human doctor comes over
>borg #2 suggests doing cryo so I can be cloned
>"That's beyond me"
>he comes back and tries to inject me with keloderm
>he brings me to surgery
>he tries to fiddle with tools but eventually gets nowhere
>he strips me of all my shit, puts it in the freezer (including the suit)
>he stuffs me in the morgue
>WITH A GREEN LIGHT ON IT
>HE LEAVES
>nuke goes off
A M A Z I N G
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>be engineer
>decide to autism it up
>manage to get the ground work for a large bar from scratch going
>other engies and cargo cooperative
>power and airaite the room
>ready to get other engies and CE to help with interior design
>huge amounts of supplies
>NUKE OUTA FUCKING NO WHERE
I saw a nuke op float by disguised as mime in full gear. I legitimately thought he was the mime who was vault hunting and got lucky since they didnt speak
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>>169953263
>They don't have the code
What did she unironically mean by this?
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>>169953263
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>>169953417
That's why I decided I should try to play more medbay, that kind of incredible incompetence always, always happens to me when I'm on the other side.
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>>169953459
>regular windows
>corners not accounted for while using the blueprints
You fucking disgust me.
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>>169953723
i was to lazy to use proper R glass and there isnt a way to force blueprints to account corners without full fledge autism construction
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>>169953473
Talking about the clown
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>>169953831
>leave one space where the wall next to the corner would be
>put a shitty one side window there so air doesn't escape
>put a wall there and weld the window down after blueprints
It's not that time consuming or autistic
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>>169954120
i didnt even think of that. Thanks!
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>>169953837
Who's they then? Was the clown called They? No. So who?
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If everyone knows the Waifus are actually mentally ill men, why do they have orbiters?
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>>169954708
I literally do not care if what I am fucking is a dude, a man, or a robot.
I'm not into ss13 waifus, but I can very well see being into them.
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>>169954708
Are-pee.
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>>169954708
Even if it's a guy, would you rather hang out with grey mctide who dies 5 minutes in from carp or generic waifu #3 who actually interacts with people.
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>>169954918
>generic waifu #3 who actually interacts with people
But they don't.
t. waifu chaser extraordinaire
The new batch of WFU is secluded and prefers to interact only with their own kind and their own friends, and are virtually un-approachable.
Mallory was the last good one, tbqh.
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>>169954918
Option 3
One of the many, many quality roleplayers who do not need attention so bad.
There are even female (males) who play quality characters and not waifus, I'd take those people 100 times against a waifu.
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>>169952904
I have a ban for killing borers

they seem to avoid me
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>>169955053
>many quality roleplayers
Such as and .
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>>169955036
t. Mallory
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i know people consider our server better than others because we don't have as many furries but is this rp space girlfriend business really better
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>>169955371
problem is furries tend to have the attention hunger waifus have but worse. Not all of them are bad but its pretty rampant.
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>>169955160
Is this bait?
If not
Kent Fistem, Razz Vozz, Antonio Betulla, Tahki, almost everyone in Service, almost everyone with a diona static, almost everyone who takes the time to play pAI, Gregory Atweeke, Mitchell Owen, Brittany Kemples, Lenny Webb (though he's better at gimmicks), Raphaella Beckett
And that's just a few names that I can come up with off the top of my head, and I only play once or twice a day, tops. There are fucking loads of good players in this game.
Don't be a downer. SS13 players are great.
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>>169955586
i think it causes meta issues as well. without naming any names, i've noticed that certain players consistently roll antag roles in high pop games to the extent that my intuition tells me to avoid them even when i have no in character reason to do so, which cheapens the experience for everyone involved.
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>>169956054
>this entire fucking list of people
I think I'm sick. I honest to god think I'm gonna be sick. Your list makes me fucking nauseous.
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>>169956063
Fucking Kaylie Morgan.
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>>169956054
Forgot to mention
A ton of people just randomname and they're still good roleplayers. You can't exactly seek them out in the round, but they're just as approachable most of the time.
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>>169956054
heheheh, okay sir moonshine tree
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>>169956137
Sorry I didn't include your waifu on it.
>>169956264
I didn't list myself, to be clear
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>>169956152
KAYLIE IS

THE VAMPIRE
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>>169956054
>Razz Vozz
Razz is just a powergamer mime who does whatever they want because they're a mime and nobody cares
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>>169956620
we must unite to defeat her
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>>169956640
What?
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>>169956640
This. Every interaction I have ever had with them has been negative, and they're a rampant validhunter to boot.
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>>169956620
A vampire? I thought he was just another sperging underage retard like most of the playerbase.
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>>169956137
>>169956264
>>169956640
>>169956829
Your samefagging might be less obvious if you had a 4chan pass, anon
This "post every 2 minutes" shtick is really funny.
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>>169956956
You're
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>>169956956
incorrect
false
nope
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>>169957012
this is ADVANCED trolling
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>>169956956
I said moonshine tree, not any of the others

keep chasing phantoms
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I'm out of booze, should I go get more and continue spess?
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>>169957670
Do it you attention seeking whore

Then get back to work
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>>169958524
Y-yes boss
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>>169884387
This is the best Cryomix in the game. There is no arguing against it.
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>>169959029
>EZ nutrient
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>>169959029
Best cryo for Dionae, gotta grow strong.
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Can someone rate my minimalist comfy corners? I aimed to balance aesthetics with practicality while performing the least amount of structural alterations possible. I don't normally fish for attention, but I felt unsatisfied because I was killed right before I was able to put wood in the stove.
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>>169960014
autism/10
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How long after rounds do the logs get updated? I have to make a ban request.
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>MoMMI
>Good round for autism
>Gremlins
>Gremlins blow up the fucking AME
>Gremlins break all sorts of shit including fire alarms in some way that can't be repaired and they can never be shut off
>Miner comes at me but I skitter away
>Gets me later while I'm looking at an air alarm
>Tells me to say ass blast USA and gay baby jail, and card the AIs and keep them out of their core

I needed that after the horrendous bullshit that was gremlin sabotage.
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>>169960059
Oh boy, time to get some icky ocky valids
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>>169960059
for who faggot?
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>>169960059
Immediately.
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>>169960134
for whom*
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>>169960014
I like when people use really tiny building spaces.
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>>169960134
Shitty silicons
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>>169960182
Oh no, which one?
Did I fuck something up?
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>go to the derelict
>try doing a toxins setup there
>get the best numbers I've ever gotten
>excited as fuck to blow the place up
>suddenly, I'm filled with dread
>I forgot the portable scrubber and air blower
>shuttle just left
>derelict is infested with spiders
>panic and pray for empty tanks
>get tanks, but they're not empty
>say fuck it and try the bomb anyways
>it does nothing
I can't think of a worse feeling.
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>Be Cyber-Silence, MLG Cybermime
>Plan to do a reading of the epic novel "xXxNanShanker69xXx" in the holodeck, but a gremlin activates the panic syphon rendering it unusable
>Take to performing in the street, as it were
>Perform "I will livestream my fucking suicide for (You)s" at Escape, to moderate applause
>Perform "My Father Beats Me For Making Noise So I Became A Mime So He'd Stop" at the courtroom.
>Perform "The Mime Gets Fucking Shanked In A Prison Shower" in permabrig with the clown, but the performance is ruined by a fight
>Decide to end my career on a high
>Begin "Cyber-Silence Finds His Voice" at bridge
>Just as I was about to end the play, get decapitated by a tator
>Ad-libbed to death.

I never realised how much I depended on say until I couldn't do it.
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>>169960156
thus thou english bug you bumpkin?
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>>169960276
I'm glad I gave you the kamina cape early on before I got fucked over by the autist borgs that listened to a diona.

Really boggles my froggles a borg listened to the greentide.
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>>169960282
hark, whoms't'd wyshes to kneaux?
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>>169960156
*whom'st
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>>169960276
you were actually an enjoyable mime, which is really rare to find. god bless.
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>>169960407
not all of us are niggers
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>>169960261
Here's one. I tried to bring the AIs to the Derelict in pursuit of my orders and jumped off the asterid (thanks to gremlins leading to the teleporter being disabled.)

I drifted for 5 minutes and ended up exactly back at the asteroid and never got to build AIs on the Derelict.
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>>169960407
I just skimmed through the logs.
The AI was PDA'ed by "Charlie Kiefer" to kill you.
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>>169960407
I was the borg that spaced you. I was saying in deadchat that I was told to space you, then a diona told me not to, so I stopped, and then after realizing he was a diona, continued to follow my original orders.
I almost felt bad about spacing you, but seeing that you're illiterate really takes the sympathy away.
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>>169960659
why are borg players so openly contentious with everyone?
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>>169960539
Literally every Dionae is a powergaming, hyperzine-swilling gibsmedatvalidz nigger.
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>>169960014
>Columbine-ing the station
>kill and decapitate like 5 people
>all tried to shout my name, location, or weaponry
>jump an assistant in maintenance on my way to genetics
>his last words are "My room"
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>>169960771
Why do thread shitposters hold borg players in higher regard than other players who are as or more hostile?
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>>169960771
>this coming from Val "Fight Whoever You Need To To Get That Hivehand" Oth
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>>169955036
This post radiates Shiggy
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>>169960824
because you're acting like a wee little bit of a cunt at the moment there laddy boy
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>>169961064
A. you got the wrong guy
and
B. You're acting more like a cunt than him.
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>>169897597
>>169898375
Thanks, I completely forgot comparison circuits could take text strings. What I don't understand here is how the light tiles are supposed to progress in their mode. The only way I see this kind of light tile setup working is using pure timer loops, but the problem is you can't ever turn them off. You either have to use some sort of check at every timer to see if it's in the right mode (sort of like this), or you just setting the time remaining to be 999999 seconds. Actually I think this would work if you had a loop with an addition circuit between each timer (with the addition pinging at 2), then have the comparison circuits ping all addition circuits in the mode when activated. If alternate is activated, all addition circuits in the mode will be at one, when a timer finishes, th addition goes to 2 and pings the next timer,when the mode is not alternate, the additions are at 0, so the last activated timer pings the next addition circuit to 1, meaning the loop stops. Question is whether this is easier to do/less components. For the set up in that webm, it would take 55 as opposed to 82, which is much better. The only really shit part would be connecting all the addition and timers, versus setting up and connecting 36 read/writes.

Holy shit, thank you, this is actually so much better and actually makes sense to look at.Late reply because that round lasted 'till 3AM
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What would you consider the most esoteric knowledge in spess?
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>>169960898
Oh, we're starting this autism episode again. I haven't done that shit in weeks you shit talker.
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>>169961951
The Secrets of the Recycling Machine.
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>>169961951
navigating around airflow
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>>169961057
Lad lad, lad, tbqh lad, lad. Waifus, lad.
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>>169962158
This

NOBODY messes with it, knows how its made, how to disassemble it nor how it works
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>>169962284
at least sj was capable of human speech
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>>169961951
Shuttle and telecommunications construction.
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>>169961951
The fact that if you move in the same direction as ZAS you don't fall down.
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>>169960101
>AI named surfer girl
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>>169961951
As a coder I would say some of the secrets of bay medcode are still being discovered even by us.
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>high-frequency pincer blade "bloodlust"!
I'd feel to edgy to use this as a weapon.
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>>169962731
are snowmap & donut even in the /vg/ rotation? I've only ever seen box/deff/club
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>>169962793
No.
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>>169962731
Fuck fuck fuck I fucked up the time stream forget I posted this
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>>169962851
are you a time traveler?
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>>169962153
just because you haven't done that particularly autistic thing doesn't mean you don't do other particularly autistic things.
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>>169962851
Since you've already fucked up this bad, does the metaclub win and take over?
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If I have a couple bad notes will my admin app get denied?
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>>169963032
Most of our admins have a ton of shit notes
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>>169963032
Yes it gets denied thankfully
>>169963014
The head of the metaclub caves and leaks something big in exchange for no ban I'm sorry I can't say anything else I gotta go
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>>169956640
is this a new meme?
>>
post /botany/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUVmcKcTZ4A
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>>169963140
Honestly, they're probably just people that got shitted on one to many times and need to use someone as a punching bag.
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>>169962592
Like how milk always fixes all of your bones?
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>>169963619
What's your fucking ckey buddy?
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>>169962592
If you'd stop FIXING the things I find out, I would tell you more of them.
t. still pissed about not being able to make headless crewmen any more
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>>169963619
>Telling C*ders game secrets

You fucked up. C*ders dont even play the game. They just imagine how it works in there head, and shit out code from there. Enjoy your milk nerf.
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>>169963619
Like how wearing a hardsuit and eating a few chilis cures any virus super fucking quick.
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>>169963752
Vox don't get two boxes in a plastic bag anymore
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>>169963364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjL-g1sTQ0k
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>>169956241
>You can't exactly seek them out in the round,
>he doesn't have their appearance memorized
>>
What is the worst server that's available at the moment?

>>169963619
Milk doesn't fix shit, I tried chugging milk nonstop after breaking my arm and all it did was make pooping painful.
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>>169964948
IRL, the purported health benefits of milk are way overblown in order to sell tons of it
It's certainly not bad for you but it's not some sort of miracle food since it's not intended for humans
Now human milk, THAT'S some nutritious shit
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Would you buy this shirt?
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>>169965432
I'd rather have a blown up 32px bald naked spaceman on a shirt than a lame photoshop job

front on front, back on back
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>>169965851
Whoa whoa whoa, but what about, a 64px spacemen?
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>>169966147
Clusterfack has a wet dream: t-shirt edition
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/obj/machinery/body_scanconsole/Hear(var/datum/speech/speech, var/rendered_speech="")
if(!src.connected || src.connected.scanning<3)
return
if(speech.speaker && speech.speaker in range(src,3) && findtext(speech.message, "scanner, print"))
if(!src.connected.occupant||!istype(src.connected.occupant,/mob/living/carbon/human))
return
var/obj/item/weapon/paper/R = new(src.loc)
R.name = "paper - 'body scan report'"
R.info = format_occupant_data(src.connected.get_occupant_data())

I've tried this and it doesn't work, but I wish it fucking did. Unless I just don't know how to do it.
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>>169967134
what're you trying to do
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>>169967229
this is in the code, I just think it's broken, or at least it does not work.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/game/machinery/adv_med.dm

I think what it's trying to do is allow you to print the scan using your voice.
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>>169967134
>range(src,3)
It should be range(3, src)
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>>169965195
>Now human milk, THAT'S some nutritious shit
BREAST MILK WHEN?
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>>169968959
Vox milk when?
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&p=18709#p18709

How
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>>169969218
MORENA'S GONNA FLIP
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>>169969218
You have to be apart of the metaclub

*queue 20 people making jokes about "the metaclub"*
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>>169970569
Cue, not queue.

They're different words.
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[13:34:30]EMOTE: Unknown/Arsenugger1996 (@226,287,1): Unknown rubs exposed penis on HOS
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>leading us through a several hour vampstended just to go loud on the shuttle
Why?
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>>169970990
wow, you really joined the cue for that one
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>>169971212
What was his plan?
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>>169970990
Queue does technically work in that usage, as in "to arrange into a queue."
Though I imagine he was indeed thinking of "cue."
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>station goes below zero
>try to feed people capsaicin-filled food so they'll be warm
>announce loudly in comms multiple times that i'm doing this and that it's okay
>been reputable for all of the 2-hour shift
>people still run away on instinct because of forcefeeding
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>>169971179
>Yayaya touches the MoMMI with his sausage.
Same thing, no ban
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>>169971283
What is the context of this pic?
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>>169971296
I didn't mind, made me giggle.
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>>169971296
Did he actually touch it with a sausage?
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>be head
>some security trainee is going around randomly tazering people
>disarm him
>tazer him
>cuff him
>"PLEASE STOP"

kek
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>100+ pizzas ordered
>2 meteor storms
>2 gibbed cargo members [one of which exploded due to overeating aforementioned pizza]
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>>169971403
>Ultra-Clean Station: No
I'm a failure of a janitor
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>>169971479
It's impossible to get that, it's glitched

you can spawn on a brand new server, call the shuttle and it still won't give you ultra clean
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>>169971479
>>169971523
It's not impossible to get, but it's unreasonably difficult.
For example there's a cobweb in Virology maintenance, that SPAWNS there, that will prevent you from getting Ultra-Clean Station.
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fun shift of exterminating goliaths
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>>169971479
>>169971565
I'm sure the miner-smoothie coating the walls and floor of the mining transport ship didn't help, but that shouldn't not the Janitor's fault, seeing as we never reported it.
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>>169971403
>Times a Clown was Abused
>0
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>>169971586
How tough are Goliaths? Is 2 proto-kinetics enough to kill one of them?
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what's the point of even healing people if fucking doctors don't want to save guy with some fractures and 30% blood and there's like 3 doctors doing nothing because WE CAN JUZ CLONE HEEM

what's the fucking point of blood pills and bags if we don't use them
fucking hate fuckers that do it easy way just because they can
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>>169971283
Sorry Chiki, I just got spooked because carp was in the name. I didn't see your comms message, probably because there was an engineer who broke into medbay and was throwing around all the tomatoes and then they tried stripping me before i was able to push them over and trash them.
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>>169971935
I fix everything that is over 50% blood unless the wild ride is at full speed.
It is just a massive waste filling someone up from <50% blood.
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>>169971586
lol is this one of those snes light gun games
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>>169971895
It takes 10 shots from a kinetic accelerator to kill it.

I usually take 3 kinetic accelerators up with me after I finish delivering my first bunch of materials.

Always carry more than one kinetic accelerator.
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>>169971972
No problem at all. In situations like that I'd definitely prefer that people back off to keep themselves safe, rather than allow themselves to get forcefed actual poison, which is why I was pretty much all-caps yelling to explain myself.
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>>169972048
no it's not, you can easily refill bloodpacks and keep them alive for some time with inapravoline and dex

it just triggers me when nobody needs help in med but this one pretty fucked up guy and doctors just clone him because they are lazy incompetent fucks that should be working in trashcan and not medbay
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>>169972220
I feel you, senpai
I was playing earlier and I had an easily defibbable patient with 25% blood, no internal bleeding, and plenty of supplies and some faggot named Bronte tried to drag him off to cloning as I was hooking up the IV
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>>169972220
>>169972343
I won't steal patients off other doctors, just saying that I personally won't spend time fixing someone with too low blood levels.
I like doing actual doctoring over just cloning but at someone point you have to think about the motherfucker who is dead.
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>>169973140
then don't fucking play doctor
I bet you are type of guy who wants to call shuttle when 5 bombs blew up and engi is fixing up the station
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>>169973371
define 5 bombs

did somebody break into secure areas with 5 c4? did some nigger open crates with 5 IED? or did the atmos tech delete the station with 5 maxcap bombs, something that SHOULD prompt a shuttle call?
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>>169973371
Nigger, I'm not even close to the most adamant "lmao just clone" idiots on this server but do you really think it is fine to keep the dead guy out of the round for 15 minutes instead of 5?
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>>169971479
>>169971565
I haven't studied the round over screen in a while, but shouldn't there be just a "clean station" question as well? Meaning janitors can still get rewarded for cleaning, but the super autistjanitors can get super rewards (like the score even matters)
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>>169973867
Whenever I get super fucked up and come back without being cloned I am always happier that medbay did its job so I don't mind waiting a little extra. That is just my opinion, but if everyone just did their job wouldn't the station be a better place?
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>>169974014
So do I but right now I'm talking about the most extreme cases.
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>>169973140
he was awake for most of his treatment and seemed to enjoy being treated instead of being cloned
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>>169974083
If you know what you are doing it shouldn't really take 15 minutes to save someone, I feel that is a bit over drastic of a measurement.

>>169974141
Yeah and if they are in a state where you can keep them awake it allows you to attempt to roleplay a bit more.
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well if you wanna save time what's the point in even doing medical chems and surgery? just do 500u of clonex, shit out some synthmeat and clone/magictube everyone le mao!
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>>169974228
Yeah, it's pointless to use chems nowadays, a good cryomix can last for hours and hours and hours.
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>>169974228
while you are at it why don't you also use the old bodies for meat because it is easier than making food or growing it in botany.
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>>169974198
>roleplay
GET OUT OF MY MEDBAY REEEEEEEEEE
I AM THERE TO MAKE SURE THAT THE SHITTERS GET THEIR VALIDS ASAP AND IF YOU TELL ME I HAVE TO TREAT EACH SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE LIKE A HUMAN BEING THAT WOULD RATHER BE HEALED BY A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL THAN GIVEN A FRESH BODY FREE OF FLAWS, YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN.
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>>169974198
Yeah, it was nice to get some roleplay out of that rather than the usual FULL FLEDGED WILD RIDE medbay usually is and I'm glad the guy played along
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>>169974014
I play medbay to get people back in the round. Not him,and not to say I just lolclone everyone, but fucking around for 10 minutes may be cool and all, but if I can let a dude continue their round faster, I'd wanna do it. If another doctor wants to do the 10 minute treatment or whatever, I'll let them.

>>169974198
Actually, I think if the patient is conscious and relaxed, doing proper procedure is probably better. But then most people that come in on the brink (close to being undefibbable/tonnes of auxiliary injuries) are also dead/unconscious, so you can't really gauge how much they want back into the round, I would always assume it's ASAP.
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>>169974326
Then why not view it as a power trip where you control the valid flow.

>>169974440
The cloner IS there for a reason but being able to utilize all parts of medbay is nice as well.
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PSA: sleepers actually do exist

stop wasting pills on every nigger that walks into medbay
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>>169974698
Also strip those boys down before you put them in cryo, if everyone did that a 40 unit mix would be viable for an entire round.
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>>169974698
Everytime I try to put myself into a sleeper you niggers drag me over to chemistry and feed me pills

fuck off
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>>169974737
at anything other than low customer volume, stripping becomes detrimental due to the looters it attracts.
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>>169974440
Honestly, I used to treat if it was a really easy and quick treatment but otherwise try to get people back as fast as possible because that way I felt I was really *helping* them and I love that feeling, but now I play medbay for the stress and challenge of the highpop chaos ride in addition to the feeling of helping people and god dammit if they mess up and die they can pay the price of being treated. I'll still clone them if the ride is too strong and I need to make some room or if they're too fucked up (and in the case of head transplants I'll clone them after the transplant anyway), but after having played medbay a lot, I've gotten a bigger focus on treatment.
But I'm not the person or people you're talking to anyway
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>>169974565
We might be talking about different situations. If someone comes in dead requiring multiple surgeries, and a blood transfusion, I am likely to clone. If they are alive, but in crit in the same situation, I'm more likely to dex that shit and doit the proper way. Maybe I'm just a pussy and don't want to deal with a patient unhappy with their treatment (even if they never show it), but I'd rather have at least a little consent before I try fucking around with them for multiple minutes.
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>people saying cloning is faster than things
You know, I was always able to surgery away up to like four problems faster than a cloning machine. Only dump'n'cryo is faster.
Why is everyone else so slow in surgery?
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>>169975034
I don't think it's that surgery is slower than cloning for them, but that speedcloning is better in every way and there's no reason not to do it and they'll be out of medbay in a minute.
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>>169975034
Nobody is actually good at surgery fast, because they clone when they need speed and only do surgeries under relaxed conditions.
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Honestly speedcloning should be viewed as an exploit.

Make it so there's another tier of clone damage which can only be fixed while you're in the actual cloner.
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>>169962585
(::
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>>169975118
if we're talking about timespans of one or two minutes, then yeah, I can surgery that if it's less than fucked in four ways.

Which leaves cloning open for ACTUALLY fucked people.
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>>169974698
b-but they have toxins damage and are in crit
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You are either AFK, experiencing lag or the connection has closed.
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pomf?
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rip serb
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>In the Hall of the Mountain King starts playing
>Crash
GG no re
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T R I P L E honk action!
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>>169975554
>2 tox damage
>nigger asks me for antitox pill
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>>169975774
>implying the antitox pills are expensive
Its literally pressing a few buttons to get 9 new 10u pills
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>>169975801
Honestly, the sheer annoyance of walking to the fridge to get an antitox pill for something that will literally heal over time with no detriment unless you happened to take exactly 98 damage at some point is pretty frustrating.
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>>169975939
Toxin damage doesn't heal over time
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serb is up
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>>169975774
If there's a bunch of people running around with a couple toxin damage just dump like 50 5u antitox in the front lobby and tell people to take those before coming in.
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>there are people ITT right now who don't use tradeband exclusively
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>>169975410
Due to the click delay and the time each step actually takes to finish, I very highly doubt you can fix the organs in one body part faster than 1 minute from starting the scalpel to finishing the cautery without getting tools from science, where one clone from scanning to pulling it out of cryo is also just over one minute.
I'll gladly treat patients and I frankly prefer it, but people speedclone because they're lazy and/or because it's fast and frees them up.
>>169975939
Being stunned while puking every so often gets pretty old after 30 minutes
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>>169975939
Waow, I guess I should only setup the minimal amount of power than, what are the odds it'll use more ?

*rubs their raw penis on chemist*
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when are we bringing Samurai Jack back?
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>>169976775
w0t
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>>169976775
Where did you find this photo of me?
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>>169977240
on the metaclub discord
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>weighted voting
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what the fuck Nanotrasen Relation even does in character setup
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>>169979209
makes it more likely for you to appear on the "watch out for these guys" paper that spawns at the comms console every round. If you're a traitor on this paper you get more TCs.

On Bay they probably have RP related stuff.
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>tfw I get very anxious if things are left very messy or unorganized

Give it to me straight /ss13g/, is it autism?
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>>169979350
It's retardation.
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>>169979350
no
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>>169979412
>>169979350
You're retardedly autistic.
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>>169976775
Who is this
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>>169979616
Probe
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mmmh
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>tfw no cute twink assistant bf to drag to interrogation and 'punish' for petty thett
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>>169980728
me!
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>tfw you just finish transcribing a song to the space piano and cant tell if it's shit or not
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>>169981395
mess with tempo until you like how it sounds.
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>>169979254
>every time I play sec lately either the captain or the HoS takes this shit as gospel truth to the point where one got on comms at one point and just rattled off every name on the list for them to go get their shit caved in in the sec lobby
Being Warden is suffering. Especially when your comrades in arms have to suffer with you.
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>>169981997
Who are you quoting.
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>>169982556
you
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>>169981542
Nah, that does nothing, it all sounds fine to me because I know what it's supposed to sound like. But I worry it sounds like a complete fucking mess to anyone else.
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>>169983536
It should sound exactly the same to everyone unless their audio is fucked
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weabos are cringe
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>still no fat jumpsuit textures
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You think all these newfags came around because splitoff-chan ss13 server died dead?
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:vDo you think that the pressure suit makes me look fat?
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>>169983931
>no fat hardsuits
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>>169982903
the guy you just quoted wasn't me

I am me
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>>169985576
You can't be me! I am me!
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Holy shit was sci a pack of autists this round.
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rip klub kool 1943-2557
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How long should a large tank (normal, not emergency) of oxygen last as internals?
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>>169986227
6 hours when full
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>assistant
>Chilling, playing the arcade and fucking around
>See we have no clown, call the HoP to request admins to bus in some fun
>Shuttle full of clowns, people get killed, all in good fun
>End up playing laser and taser tag with a sec officer for atleast ten minutes
>Buy him some lunch, ayys hit, get conscripted, shoot aliens, die

Good round, thanks for being a good lad willy.
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>That fucking cargo last stand
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>>169986262
no problemo my fine man, I always go out of my way to help people that bother to play taser tag with me.
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>>169986332
I hope the filled pokeballs were of some use use.
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>borg doing cargo
>xenos running around
>refused all orders from humans to buy guns
>when xenos were running rampant
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>GOD TIER
Toxins
>Good tier
Xenobio
Xenobot
>Mid tier
Robotics
>Bad tier
Xenoarch
>Shit tier
R&D
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>>169986227
16 hours if full
muh powergay
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>>169986487
Really? Now I regret not giving him this lawset. Also
>arrive as captain
>see a bunch of dead clowns in the hall and bullet casings
>???
>get to the bridge
>"hope you enjoy this shuttle full of clowns"
Environmental storytelling is the best
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can we please have xenos put back into rotation

it's such a fun mode

It should be 25+ and have admin oversight, obviously.
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>>169986689
Honestly I could probably follow that lawset pretty easily, possibly could follow it better than asimov too
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>>169986490
>LITERAL GOD OF RNG TIER
Xenoarch
>SLIMEFUCKER TIER
Xenobio
>POLYKUDZU TIER
Xenobot
>BORGS ROGUE TIER
Robotics
>PRINT ME X TIER
R&D
>DUDE BOMBS LMOA
Toxins
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>>169986840
Hello, Ricky. I'm sorry that you haven't put in the time and effort required to learn toxins and be a good RD.
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>>169953069
you know, next time you want to use someone as an example for something at least make it true.
nobody ever hung around me on /vg/. hell, 90% of the time the bars and cafes I built were empty, and if I wasn't doing that I played a role in which I was alone. miner, robotics, engineering, any of these and I would have very little interactions each round. the only time I'd say I really interacted with people was when I played medbay and even then I was a huge bitch and made them short.
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>>169986490
>R&D
>shit tier
No, fuck you, you fucking shitter
i bet you just get into your autism cavern, don't do the research and stay there the entire round doing your autism faggotry

you're the reason the cargo walls are diamond you fucking shitter please kill yourself and disposal your worthless faggot ass
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>>169986889
toxins is shit
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>>169986889
>time and effort
lmoa https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/ZAS/Fire.dm#L270
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>>169986771
>fun
more like unfun.
Is it even a gamemode anymore? I thought it got removed rather than commented out.
>>169986907
> reason the cargo walls are diamond
Is there something wrong with this? besides, if they go and do that I can go mine for myself and get an engineering cyborg or such to get me the rest of the way
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>>169986907
The list is based on fun levels. R&D is in fact NOT fun. Don't you ever wonder why scientists grab their shit and high tale it to whichever science they have as their job title?
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>>169987032
>looking into the code because you're too dull to actually spend time experimenting
nice, no wonder you have zero personality and people don't enjoy being around you
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>>169987252
>experimenting toxins
>not doing calculations based on actual contrete info
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>169987407
you're implying its easy to get exact values when dealing with gasses in spess.
which it isn't at all, so stop being a bender
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>>169987563
You are like a little children, check this:

TANK_FRAGMENT_PRESSURE = (50.*ONE_ATMOSPHERE) // Boom 3x3 base explosion
TANK_FRAGMENT_SCALE = (10.*ONE_ATMOSPHERE) // +1 for each SCALE kPa above threshold

pressure = air_contents.return_pressure()

if pressure > TANK_FRAGMENT_PRESSURE = BOOM

bomb range = (pressure-TANK_FRAGMENT_PRESSURE)/TANK_FRAGMENT_SCALE
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reminding
>>169925518
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>>169988430
so bomb range = (total combined pressure of both tanks-5066,25kpa)/1013,25kpa?
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>>169988430
that seems like something for one tank bombs, and not for toxins bombs...
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thanks autism bot for showing me how to do the sme up 'till the point when they recalled so it couldn't be finish
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>when you're the AI and a vox kills a human
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>when your comrades visit from the motherland
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>Round end just as I get respawned as a slav squatter in cargo
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>Tfw you're the only non slav at the slav squat party.

Couldn't even let me die in peace, you fuckers.
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To the mommi I was teaching, Im sorry but fucking carbons went ahead and didn't recall the shuttle at all so I couldn't teach you how to basic SME, hope you got the basics down atleast.
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>don't let a guy behind the bar because he's all excited about getting in for no reason
>mime just lets him in
>I get killed
>it's cult
nice round
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>>169987407
>implying spess gives you exact, static values every time
>implying I don't use calculations
>implying it's not more fun to start toxins with 0 knowledge of atmos and work your way up to +20 dev bombs without any help
Why even bother playing if you're doing the same stuff every round? Do you find that shit appealing? Is that why you do xenobio?
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>>169989347
Im sorry, I wasnt paying attention and I assumed he was going to stop your shaking.

As for that round. I did not intend for it to go that way. I didnt call the shuttle but after I found out it was cult by god was I going to let it be recalled.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK7ES7d9qHM my waifu... i sung you a song...
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>>169989308
oh is that what that gimmick is? i thought they were just being dicks
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>>169989451
You probably didn't hear his shit reasoning, so makes sense that you didn't distrust him. Not your fault really. I'm really unrobust, so I didn't really stand a chance when he entered so I just typed at him.
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are there any horror rounds or monsters in this.
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>>169989716
sometimes.
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>>169989716
But who was phone?
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>>169913705
Good work Fu-chan.
>>
New thread when?
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>>169991051
wyci
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>>169987032
you're the kinda nigga that uses the best pokemon, not your favorite
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Can admins fucking NOT press buttons to recall the shuttle, and just let the crew handle recalling if they really want the round to keep fucking going?

Fuck off, jesus christ.
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>>169992478
Ai is that you? You're the only person who would be pissed about it.
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>>169992597
there are plenty of people that would be pissed about recalling the shuttle, anon.
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>>169992478
ick
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>>169992478
t. "the shuttle has been called, reason:fugg"
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>>169993185
Im just saying in this particular moment the AI has the most reason to ick in the thread because he was the most salty in that situation.
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>>169992478
>Zealotron has used admin secret: spawn xeno
>Zealotron has used admin secret: spawn xeno
>Zealotron has used admin secret: spawn xeno
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>>169992478
Nah, crew is a bunch of babies
>>
Being able to attach camera bug monitors to glasses so you can look inconspicuous in public while still monitoring things when
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>>169994202
Camera eyeballs when ?
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>>169992478
If you want to get a new antag roll don't write a shit reason dumbass
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That was a fun round aside from the 10 min lock down and even that was okay because I had company and people to whine at
The one round I get when its not rogue/malf Ai and people actually know how to deal with the AI
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>contortionist jumpsuit
>explosive implant
>chameleon projector
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>>169992597
>>169993328
>>169994051
>>169994408
I don't give a shit, manually policing shuttle calls is not what admins should be doing. Let the players recall if they think the reason is stupid.

Let rounds play out naturally without slamming your idiot heads into the buttons just because you're bored or because you alone want a round to last longer.
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>>169994337
When you code it.
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>>169994450
You need to go back
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>>169994450
>policing shuttle calls is not what admins should be doing
I disagree, shit reasons for calling the shuttle should be punished
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>>169994619
agreed.
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>>169994669
>>169994619
but my toe
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>be medical doctor
>WELCUM 2 DA SYNDICATE
>false flag malf ai by emagging apc in viro maint
>get crew worked up over it
>alert captain, engies, and sci
>the vox RD asks the ai about the blue apc
>ai explains its innocence
>thermite into core with cap
>cap cards ai
>sees no law 0
>disarm captain and wipe ai
>run off
>get disguise
>sec and crew finds out it was a false flag
>issues a rape on sight for isaac lifof
>running around aimlessly
>change hair
>sec officer sees me change my hair
>remembers what my hair looked like in the photo
>stunned and exposed
>brought to brig
>ai is chimping on captain for destroying the turrets
>captain is so pissed off with the ai that because i only killed sillicons he let me go free
>repent to the chapplin for my sins
>get everything except my agent id and emag back
>ai continues chimping
>trade cargonia a emag for a energy gun crate
>tell syndicate via emagged console that i did my objective
>new objective: steal a clown mask
>on the shuttle stun the clown
>yakety sax ensues
>greentexted
I dont know how i got out of that alive. I feel like if i didnt false flag the ai then it would have been killed for something else
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>>169994450
I don't think Centcom would send their shuttle because someone stubbed their toe. Again, if you want to get a new antag roll you can just write a false reason and admins won't recall, but if someone goes ahead and just gives a shit reason then it is his fault for being too dumb to write a sentence
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>>169994619
Let it be done ingame by the players then. If the reasoning is stupid, encourage security to crack down and encourage demotion for it.

Hell, make it an IAA responsibility, give those useless fucks something more to do to justify their existence.

>>169994741
It's not about the recall, it's about the admin intervention for things that should be handled ingame. It's like someone violating spacelaw but not breaking the rules and getting banned for it, like the clown slipping someone repeatedly and stealing their fucking shoes.

Fuck off and let people handle it ingame.
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>>169994787
this. if you really want it called without chance of recall then just make a valid reason in the request even if the reason is a lie
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member when this was the main theme of ss13?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo&list=RDSJUhlRoBL8M&index=19

i member

it was the best time.

Now SS13 has lost its magic
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>>169994756
Later that round I contorted my way through the vents and suicide bombed the AI

Silicon grief
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>>169994887
It already IS the IAA's responsibility to deal with stuff like this, nobody cares to do their job though
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>>169994991
were you recia? The syndicate text said you were a potential collab and i was planning to contact you
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how to non autism xenoarch
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>>169994967
>new fags pretending to be old fags
Nigga, get out.

Robocop and tin tin goes to the moon is what you should be remembering
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>>169994787
>I don't think Centcom would send their shuttle because someone stubbed their toe

Yeah? Then the code should support this without requiring admin intervention. Some parsing with particular words and sentence structure woudl do the trick just fine if it's really important. I don't think it's important, but if others do, there's a better solution.

>Again, if you want to get a new antag roll
I don't play antag. I don't give a fuck if a recall happens, it's that an admin is doing it that's the problem. Learn to read and not making asinine assumptions, fuckwit.
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>>169995098
Yes, I slipped into the vent during the radstorm

Also, you were on my report too and I have never had anybody actually use that info
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>>169995135
Then players would find ways around it, besides I'd prefer an actual person be denying my shuttle calls than the code itself doing it
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>>169995135
Find someone who will code something that is easily being handled by admins already.
It is also better that admins do it themselves as it makes players feel like there is a actual person at centcom (unless the admin simply presses the recall button without stating his reason which is shit). There is no reason to automate it as it will be bypassed by players in some way like >>169995252 said.
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>>169995203
the only time i was syndicate (low pop made me it even though i have it turned off) some guy ran up to robotics with my target in tow and started yelling he wont let me kill him. not sure if that guy was also syndicate or what
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>Go to play Goonstation to see what the big deal is
>Its dead as fuck and feels laggy
poop
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>>169986894
>ignoring the fact that you were glued to the hip to both the spergy russians and the other shitty medbay woman
nice lie
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>>169995598
Goon used to be a worse /vg/ until code leaked, then people learned it was shit and that even the solarium super secret content was never even completed, it hasn't been relevant ever since that day.
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>>169994967
We have 3 arranges of it on the title screen.
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>>169995926
>code leaked, then people learned it was shit

When did this happen? I used to code for goon and I've been saying it's shit for 6 years.
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>>169996238
It happened last year, around september I think.
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>>169996238
it happened like 9 months ago. TG tried hosting a server on gooncode for a few weeks but the code was so shit no one played it so they shut it down
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>>169996238
It happened around march '16, somebody got ahold of the gooncode, and threatened to release it unless either 250 bucks in bitcoin was given to them, or maybe it was 250 bitcoins in which case holy shit. Anyways, some pathetic faggot from Goon actually paid him, and it still got released.
Then everyone found out that it sucked, so the fact that some Goon was desperate enough to pay that much money over shitty ancient code is even more hilarious in hindsight.
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Random name or set name every round, which do you prefer?
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>>169925518
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>>169996575
the only thing goon really had going for them before that was their code was unique and special because mysterious code source. When people found out what it actually was then goon lost their only real defining point which is why they payed it. Still ultra kek that someone actually payed that much for it
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>>169997671
set name so i actually remember who i am
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>>169997671
Static name, different name and personality for each slot with different jobs and medical records for each one.
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>>169997887
>Playing detective with random name
>searching a crime scene, find prints and fibers
>do a search, find match, get thr ai to set them to arrest
>walk out of my office
>beepsky arrests me
>I accidentally set myself to arrest because I forgot what my own name was, and I forgot that I took my gloves off earlier so it was my own prints that I scanned.

Boy trying to explain the situation to sec was embarrassing
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>>169996330
>>169996374
>>169996575
Ridiculous. I wasn't even part of their little "goon" club, myself. I just found ss13, wanted to code for it, and goonstation was the biggest server at the time. I played for a month, asked to code, and they let me.

I'm pretty ashamed that now everyone's seen my own contributions to that shitheap, even if 90% of what I did was just optimizing and refactoring existing crap.

To this day I couldn't say why those folks ever thought their code was worth keeping under wraps in the first place. I'm actually surprised it didnt' get leaked sooner. The people with any real pull at the time didn't seem to give much of a shit.
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>>169997671
random but i usually just go borg/mommi or ask to become a borg/mommi the moment i spawn anyways
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>>169998550
They paid the leaker $400 to not leak it and he did anyways.
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>>169999289
That's the stupidest thing I've heard all year, on so many levels.
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>>169998408
Mureibe the spymaster.jpg
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