Dota 2 General - /d2g/

first for pugna

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sheever looking HOT as always

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>disruptor

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yes, hello, dota 2 (3)

How do you play Treant?
Stealth level 1, max shield, then max stealth?
Start with windlace+OoV? Boots?
Rush arcanes, rush midas?
Sit in lane harassing with stun or roam around with leech seed?

How specifically do you play him.

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>>169811394
reminder

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>>169811637
>leveling shield

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>>169811684

>>169811684
>slavs are only yuropean when they win

this will never grow old

>>169811684
d-delet this

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finally, a dota 2 thread.
time to spam terrorblade

http://steamcommunity.com/id/lolmikes
add me on dota

>>>169811023

Choke on my dick, faggot. How is this argument?

I hate Sheever

tfw no terrorblade gf

How do I find a bot match? Why isn't there an option to search for just whatever in any region?

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make me good

>>169812553
Make it instant again, keep it a root.

>>169812553
now disables channeling spells

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where the fuck are my E S P O R T S

>>169811637
Shield is only good if the other lanes use it to get hyper aggressive in trading.
If they don't, its a waste of skillpoints.
Leech is the best laning skill and midgame skill.
Stealth doesn't scale well.

The problem is basically you want to reach level 12, to have all skills except ulti maxed.
And Ulti isn't that great compared to Echo Saber + Basher

>>169812814
open qualifier start monday

notable teams include
>coL
>prodota
>vgJ

>>169812926
>level up leech seed first
>stealth isnt good
>shield is bad

how can you be this fucking dumb

>>169811637
>How do you play Treant?
You don't. Just like you don't play Brood.

Some heroes are shit this patch. I say that as someone who loves to play brood. Just don't bother.

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>>169812976
>vgj
lets go

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so this is life without artour's stream

anyone want to play a bot match? i'm bored

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>>169812976

Is dota 2... dying?

no seriously I can't find a match at all wtf is this

>>169813851
nigga everyones moving back to HoN

>>169813851
https://dota.rgp.io/
Currently on a downturn, but far from dead

>>169813851
yes

>>169813934
no but srsly

hon is way more dead I was asking a real question and i'm not retarded

Does anyone have that >No IU picture?
I have a feeling we're gonna need it soon.

>>169813634
abed joined before the deadline, they wont get to embarrass coL during the opens

>>169814007
it's not going to be dead if you're there~

what if Sing wins Kiev

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>>169813851
>tfw you keep getting matched with same people over and over

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>>169814209
he said earlier he has no stack man

>>169814383
sad!

>>169814220
vancouver?

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>>169814220
>tfw you aren't getting matched with anyone

I'm considering playing with lag at this point.

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>>169814503
nah, just regular dotard.

>>169813851
Yes I just want to thank the new patch for giving me freedom and curing my addiction with how shitty it turned out to be.
Now I just lurk here once in a while to check up on the drama but that will be over soon as well.

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>>169814641
hahahaha fiddling match is fun ain't it?

>>169814818
I literally hit 20 mins searching.

I'm searching in the same region as you though so who knows.

>>169814686
It's not shitty as a game, but the matchmaking options are completely fucking retarded.

game is alive in NA

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>SEA

>>169814990
giving up in 5 mins let's see how trustworthy you are

>>169814818
HoN has more sea players pro

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>tfw more hours than mmr

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What's the perfect height to play dota 2 optimally?

>>169815121
NOPE

full of shit

dota is dead

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Get me out of this 15-20 minute game meta jesus christ I beg you

>>169815461
>15-20 minute game meta
the fuck are you on about? it's never less than 30 mins now thanks to shrines

at least put some effort into your shitposting

>>169815575
wtf I love artificially extending the game length now

>>169815665
that's not the point

the point is that fast push strats are dead in the current meta, which is shit

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>>169815461
what did he mean by this

>>169815708
but fast push strats are bad remember muh TI4

what do i search to get a match?

like what region? seriously this is retarded

>>169815828
us west

>>169815821
>muh TI4
wasn't even fast push strats, that was teams winning teamfights early and causing the other team to give up

ffs at least pretend to know what you're talking about

whats the item timings on this new magic damage ember build?

mael > veil > radiance?

veil > mael > radiance?

>>169816045
>farm oriented game
mael
>fighting oriented game
veil

radiance is a meme

>>169811562
ENDURANCE RUN

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>>169814209
Reminder that Aui, EE, Fata, n0tail, misery, and pieliedie have won a LAN after leaving C9.

>>169816345
YOUR MOM IS A MEME

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Threadly reminder to sit straight.

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>>169816726
also never do drugs kids

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>>169803294
>but now that Ancient stacking got nerfed he isn't that good anymore
returning player here
how'd it get nerfed

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>>169813067
Shield is quirky.
>Be in Lane
>Be at 80% HP
>Treant shields me
>Get 80/200/360/560 extra HP that works against NUKES
>Get healed for 60/120/180/240 HP from regen
>Decides to sit around passive for 15 seconds instead of immediately just diving/trade with the enemy, abusing the massive EHP advantage i have
Ita skill where the regen is not even close to the damage block. Sitting around passive and get healed is LITERALLY wasting it.
Its why its often better to sit around and wait for people to get dived/ganked, and then apply it, because they are too braindead to take advantage of the massive lane advantage it gives them

Then again, this is a hero where going 2 2 4 0 is viable, because of how his skills scale. Or 4 2 1 1 if really snowballing.
He is also a hero that isn't stupidly level hungry, otherwise he would be a pain to play as

>>169817494
camps only spawn at odd minutes
(and the initial :30 mark)

/id/lolmikes
dota 2
please

So when the fuck is Icefrog going to give us a patch that actually changes the meta?

It's the same fucking shit as last patch, but with slightly less jungling. The same fucking hero picks (bar Lone Druid) as before, the same fucking pace as before, the same fucking laning as before.

>>169817684
oh so that was why my stacking attempts failed the other day despite the fact that I timed it perfectly

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>>169817778
[email protected]

>>169811815
Just like DC and EG are NA when they win, right? Otherwise you keep quiet.

>>169818035
eg is always na, no one refutes this

dc on the other hand....

>>169817778
>nerf meta heroes
>reverse the nerfs and then some through abilities that they get super easy because memefight exp scaling is mega retarded
>same heroes are picked anyway
just icefrog things

>>169817970
imagine the collection of dotard dick pics icefrog has

>>169817778
nigger it's only a matter of time before dota 2 becomes league of legends

>>169818246
>eg is always na, no one refutes this
EG is generally NA, and it's obviously a USA based organization

However I believe that the player's nationalities are what you should be looking at. Otherwise the whole NA vs EU debate makes zero sense if you're going to just bend the rules so it's the most convinient for you.

tfw no one wants to play dota 2 with you

i'm in europe, should i give hon a try?

i played dota2 since august 2015, i can't really digest this patch, i feel that the little i knew about dota was washed away

i reached 2000 mmr and now i'm only going down, it's just pure frustration

>>169819213
You should start playing HoN yea.

>>169819274
but are there players in europe? i never heard anyone playing this game

>>169819362
there are some. It's not active like dota and league even though it's miles better

>>169819434
>even though it's miles better
perhaps back in beta
ever since they made it f2p it has gone straight downhill, the pro scene continues to migrate to dota every hontour

>>169819434
I want to like HoN but the fact that there is no fucking quickbuy is almost a dealbreaker

>>169819772
They don't move to dota because it's better, it's because there's more money. If big streamers started playing HoN it would become more popular

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Invoker is objectively the most fun to play hero in any moba ever

>>169819932
you haven't played tree

>>169819931
more money
more popularity
more competition
more better

>>169820160
less fun
less enjoyment

>>169820374
according to you

very objective

>>169818246
if EG is always NA..

then fnatic is always EU?

>>169818829
>a team of Ukrainians a Russian and an Estonian are eu

>im not bending the rules

wut?

>>169821365
did sea-fnatic train and compete for qualifiers in the EU region?

>>169821432
I didn't make the original picture fyi

>>169821672
so, hypothetically, if EG imports a team of 5 mongolians, flies them to NA, enter them into NA regional qualifiers...... = NA team?

>>169818035
you tards never wanted dc till they came in second

Who's the best offlane pub player?

me

>>169821708
then maybe u should make a new one so you dont get called out for hypocrisy next time?

Na vs Eu is actually retarded we're all white so who gives a shit as long as asia and nigs dont win shit IDC

Does Impale get Vendetta's bonus damage if you use it to break invis?

>>169821432
>Ukraine and Estonia are not European countries
ok

Almost a decade later and force staff still doesn't disjoint projectiles

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>>169822868
Almost a decade later and you're still playing the same shitty shit that doesn't even satisfy you anymore.

What is your excuse?

>>169822664
>The Commonwealth of Independent States (CIS) formed when the former Soviet Union (now called Russia) totally dissolved in 1991. At its conception it consisted of ten former Soviet Republics: Armenia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Moldova, Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, and Uzbekistan

you are an actual retard

>>169822014
region is defined by where you qualify

birthplace is irrelevant

>>169823013
How does that change what I said? Also where is Estonia, which you said before is not a european country?

>>169822638
no

that would make it kinda OP

so against certain heroes you have to decide on sometimes forgoing vendetta damage and just land a stun from invis

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You ready to soak in that rich lore lads?

http://www.darkhorse.com/Books/3000-669/DOTA-2-The-Comic-Collection-HC

>>169823259
>it's just the same shit they released before
who cares

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>>169823013
stop posting rofl

>>169823186
Estonia is on russia's northern border also cis, I thought Europeans were supposed to know geography?

and considering cis has its own qualifier, and non of those countries are part of the european union its hard to call them european isnt it?

>>169823186
do you consider israel to be part of europe?

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Reminder to post 20 pictures of Windrunner every thread!

>>169823369
maybe have an actual argument? its almost like im right and you have nothing to say to it?

>>169823419
lmao

>>169823698
it has far more European influence than ukraine ever had, why are some arbitrary lines on map more definitive than actual history

>>169823118
so what's stopping strongish teams from moving to shit tier regions and just guarantee themselves getting the regional slot every time?

>>169823884
what do you think dc did?

>>169823884
absolutely nothing, except money

valve completely agrees with that statement

>>169823402
CIS Qualifiers are new this year, for majors/TI before they played in EU Qualifiers.
>its hard to call them european
I guess England isn't european either and Canada isn't NA because both Countries are in the Commonwealth of Nations. hmm rmyt

>>169823846
im agreeing with you man israel should be part of the eu, at least by the logic of mr ukaraine is European

Is there a way to get a 6 minute midas on doom with this new map?

This how you played doom before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoKRHNDgUE4

>>169824004
the British commonwealth is its own thing tbqh, on top of all that ukraine is is part of the countries on the eurasian border, it literally isnt part of the main European continent.

>>169824119
just play hon instead

>>169823402
classification for regions is wonky

korean teams enter the SEA regional, even though koreea is never part of SEA irl

valve putting korea into china quals will just 100% end up with them being curbstomped with no chance

if there was ever a japanese team it would likely be the same arrangement

>>169824285
so British commonwealth is its own thing, but CIS is not.
Whatever, there is no point in discussing this anyway

there are STILL people who think necrophos is a support

>>169824826
cis is its own thing that the argument u inbred sand nigger

The Purge/day9 thing is on today but I don't even care anymore. Purge completely sucked any bit of fun that series could have had with his autistic charts and lectures.

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You guys all live in the third world, right?

Like, I seriously don't get how anyone could enjoy this game in a world where Paragon exists (i.e. the first world). Everything about Dota 2 is so depressingly sub-actual.

Dota will add masteries next big patch, screenshot this

>>169825193
So do you also think that Canada is not NA, because it's in the Commonwealth of Nations?

>>169825407
what are you even talking about?

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>>169818035
fixed :^)

>>169826162
die cis scum

>Purge is unironically defending BF AM
ayyyyyy

>>169826162
eurokeks BTFO

>>169826582
whats the problem with bf am?

>>169826162
sadly the original is all that shitter will repost

>>169826729
stale old unfit for 7.XX build.
you're basically counting on your team to win the game 4v5

>>169826729
farming is an abomination

>>169826498
>4/5 ukrainian
>1/5 estonian
>this is an eu team
Lol

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>>169825407
post more of this semen demon

>>169827110
el presidente's parents are occupant, he is estonain only by his passport

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Who perfect hexagon here?

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE watching Alliance lose. But something about it is always unsatisfying.

I think it's about just how pathetic Loda is. I've always had this hunch: no matter how bad Alliance lose, no matter how hard they are crushed, or how badly Loda is humiliated in game; I just know that somehow he is enjoying it.

Maybe not during the actual game. But whereas a normal player would hate to lose entirely, Loda is different. When Lanm crushes Loda I just KNOW that later Kelly and Loda are going to go out to some random club, and Kelly will go out on the dance floor while Loda is sitting at the bar watching. And Kelly will dance with every single man; letting them touch her, letting them kiss her. But she will push them all away eventually, because she is looking for something specific. And Kelly will find the most ugly short chinese man she can, seduce him with the promise of easy sex. And she will bring him home with Loda in tow. And Loda is going to watch her get fucked by that random man; all while Kelly is screaming "Lanm is raping me Loda! Do something!" but Loda has been handcuffed, and even if he was not he's too beta to do something anyway.

This Chinese guy understands NOTHING about what is going on, and just wants to have a sad fuck and leave because the chained up bald crying guy is making him very uncomfortable and makes this an overall regrettable experience, but he's in to far now.

So he just pounds on Kelly. A look of general disgust on his face. He's just using her to get it over with. Some random guy is just using her, and its making Loda's tiny cock pitch the worlds smallest circus tent in his Monster Energy(tm) boxers.

When the random guy is about to cum Kelly quickly flips out of doggy position and takes him in her mouth. She holds his load on her tongue and goes to show Loda. She holds her tongue out wide and shows him before swallowing. she kisses Loda.
The Chinese man has let himself out quietly while this is going on

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>>169827637
>inconsistent supportcucks

>>169828464
>letting them kiss her.
you lost me

doturds?

Is skywrath mage the white man's support?

Also how do you play him mid? Arcane boots, soul ring, veil, complete bloodstone, rod of atos, ethereal blade? (not sure how to find that much farm by 45 min though)

>>169829617
>We need wards

>>169829617
arcanes are redundant with soul ring; pick 1
veil is good; euls is the better defensive option
bloodstone if you're snowballing, if not atos and whichever piece you missed between veil and euls
eblade/aghs/octameme/sheep are all viable luxury

HoN > Dota

>>169829617
>bloodstone
nigga just take the mana regen talent

>>169830036
repeating it doesnt make it true

>>169830170
i'm playing HoN right now and it is true

>>169829617
>support
>bloodstone
stop

>>169829981
sounds good anon
>>169830041
I'm too much of an mmrlet to get to level 25 quickly though

>>169830234
are you playing with yourself?

dota has a bot mode as well

>>169830406
it's such a waste to buy raw mana instead of int on sky tho

HoN has a linux version

>>169830567
so does dota, and osx if you're a fag

>>169830497
no i play with real peopel

>>169830676
>no i play with real peopel

who tells lies on the internet

HoN queue time for all pick is like 7 minutes

Aghs skywrath is fucking insane

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Day9 time

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gonna go to panera bread dotards
what do you want

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>>169832289
chicken coruscant

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/ourguy/ is officially back Sheever on suicide watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuuAAu0PTn8

>>169832418
how hard do you think he squeezed her ass cheeks?

>>169832418
>sheever btfo
what does sheever have got to do with nahaz's irrelevancy?

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>>169833719
>nahaz gets ousted from the casting desk for life
>he doesn't know about the sheever incident

>>169826729
Maelstrom+Hotd and/or Vlad does it's job better and better utility.
You don't have the luxury of accelerating your farm by jacking off in the jungle between wave clears every minute due to jungle spawns being cut in half.

BROOHAHA

>>169832418
>University Professor
>Knows his Math and Statistics
>handsome
>Lives in the best region for dota: North America
>isn't guilty

How come /d2g/ hates him?

>>169833847
>sheever incident
what is t

>>169834118
grabbed her by the pussy

>>169834057
/d2g/ frowns upon animal abusers and Nahaz's brutal assault on their favorite horse permanently soured the relationship between him and the 'lag.

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>>169834118
here's a quick rundown

>qualifier hub hosted by bts
>Nahaz always seen in the background drinking
>Camera has sheever and naahz missing
>nahaz comes back on screen and there's a big fight on stream
>sheever nowhere to be seen
>Charlie deletes all records off twitch and it gets covered up
>Nahaz suddenly stops coming to every Dota event and Sheever is invited way more often


https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/Sheever%20incident/

Day9 is still bit clueless on what certain heroes do and what he should be doing exactly

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>>169834807
has he gained any mmr since this shit began?

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>>169834057
I fucking love le wise professor man

>>169834943
No clue, i tuned into his stream when he was like 5 mins into the game more or less

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help

>>169835157
Don't level the birds, play as a 3

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>>169834584
Yeah i'm not clicking that. 5 decides what I click

>mensen stemmen daadwerkelijk PVV

Why was meepo autoban earlier?

>>169834057
Just by being white he triggers half of the resident thirdies of /d2g/

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Has this ever been picked up competitively?

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never forget

>>169836926
>unpurgable 5 second long disarm (only by bkb)
>still never bought
just remove the recipe

>>169811394
>>169837014
What did she do?

>>169836926
I remember a game of Team Tinker vs. C9 where piecat was core axe and got it to cuck the shit out of EE's drow

>>169837094
>Team Tinker
lol

What have been the best matches in the last few years?

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>>169837391
all the ones where Alliance or C9/NP lose a deciding match

>>169837391
Ad finem vs OG game 3 was the pinnacle of dota.It's all down hill from here

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>trying to do the interruption quest
>people never ever pick heroes with channels
help

>>169837391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-Muc4zUMik
best dota 2 game in the history of ever

>>169837618
God I miss burNing

>>169836926
Generally? Rarely.
+400 health and +45 damage is fine for a strength hero.
It honestly saw more pickups before Bloodthorn was a thing

Its just that there is better items, especially since Yasha gives movespeed, so it will always get more love.

>>169837391
>169837391
Recent Games that come to mind are,
EG vs EHOME at TI (Game 1)
EG vs DC at TI (can't remember witch one)
OG vs AF at Boston Major (Game 3)
Liquid vs VG.j at Starladder (Game 3) probably not as hype as the others, but great display of Split Pushing and I'm a Liquid Fan

>>169837618
>lanm

>>169838184
strength heroes are normally cucks like phoenix or wisp, or ones that don't get much farm after blink like sand king or slardar, or carries like sven or naix that want better items

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I've never seen my MMR go up by 29 from one match, what's the highest you guys have seen?

Is Razor even viable anymore?

>>169838798
31 or 32

>>169838973
We talked about this last thread but he's just in a weird place. He has to sit around and not die for five or six seconds before he can do the same amount of damage other carries can do immediately, and he isn't very good at pushing even if you get aghs.

So... are there any more heroes going to be added, or with Sun Wukong, is it the end?

>>169839017
I guess overall I'm gaining more than I'm losing, so in 800 more matches I'll finally be 4.5k if I keep gaining 1-2 at near forced 50%

>>169839160
Kel'Snippity next

>>169839160
With the comic and some of MK's lines, valve seems to be hinting that the next hero will be a fourth "spirit" hero, probably something to do with arcane or water.
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/04/Monkey_ally_169.mp3

>>169839160
They teased the fourth Spirit Brother, so there will be new Heroes, probably

>>169839458
>>169839406
wait what the fuck? wheres my ghost revenant

>>169839406
But there's already Vengeful Spirit and Spirit Breaker

can someone explain to me the recent surge of turkish plague of EUW?

>keeps spamming emojis and 'asdfasddafasf'
>keeps spamming 'ward' without pinning anywhere, without saying whether he wants a ward there or there is an enemy ward there
>keeps talking in his fucking 3rd world tribal language like anyone understand him
>is fucking shit at the game

I actually miss my slavic friends

>>169838973
He never was.

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>>169837061
>>169838485
Well, if you really want to know why it isn't bought, you must list all the reasons to NOT buy a Sange. Especially as Evade Talisman is another 300 cheaper now.

Lets see:
1. Ogre Club builds into 5 items. Everyone of them is more useful than a naked Sange, unless the hero has a horrid Aghs upgrade.

2. Belt of Strength builds into Necrobook, Basher, Threads and Sange. Again: All of those is more situationally useful than Sange

3. While slows stack linearly, doesn't change that Orb of Venom is cheaper for the raw slow

4. Evasion keeps getting more counters. In the old days, you used to worry about some faggot carry building a MKB. Now some faggot will rush a Thorn, just to spite everyone

5. You could most likely buff HH into 30 str and 30% evade, and it still wouldn't be built, for the same reasons people don't buy Smokes against Rikimaru, or nobody wants to get BKBs

6. There is a good chance that even if you removed the manacost, and increased the castrange by another 200, it still wouldn't be built

Pro games also have the issue where everyone and their cat will get BKB, and then do preemptive safe usage. Which makes it even less useful, even if the Maim would be really nice.

>>169838973
He is like Viper, except he isn't super useful for kiting past laning.
Well, he do scale better than Viper for carrying, thats something.

>>169839809
Who knows.
The eternal turk is the eternal turk

>>169837014
what happened?

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>>169815390
Considering most everyone in the pro scene is a manlet, I say sub 6 feet.

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>>169839809
>he is in the turk bracket

post some mmr grinding tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTwxtYin1p0

What should I eat for dinner dotards

>>169840946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8

>>169841161
eat the sweat crust out of my taint

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>>169839406
>not spooky ghost spirit

>>169841161
Riceporridge, with cinnamon & butter & sugar/jam

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>100% reflection damage

>>169840547
Yeah most of /d2g/ are brown short people that like anime tho, just saying.

>>169839809
raise your MMR
thirdies are dogshit because of their innate retardation

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>>169841206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P__eYd_fnk

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>169841658
Reminder the easiest way to raise mmr is offlane. if you can fuck up their carry, most of the time your carry can do at least a little

I listen to clint stevens vods while i play

why is slardar supposedly so good this patch

FUCKING SERVER CRASH OR SOME SHIT

wtf

connection problem kicked me out i can't reconnect and i'm not pressing abandon

this fucking game

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Meh.

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I want to be assassinated by Mortred. But this wouldn't be an ordinary assassination. I fantasize about her falling in love with me right before she's supposed to kill me. The thought of being killed by my true love turns me on so much that I pop a chubby in the middle of the assassination attempt. Mortred blushes and drops her weapon. She walks over to me and puts her hand right on my groin, rubbing it up and down. "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" She whispers into my ear. I don't even speak french but I understand her intent and nod my head. She kneels down and unzips my dick, revealing a throbbing hot meat rod. She wraps her hand around it, and at first I object because there's no lube, but then I realize that she maxed out blur. Using her blurriness as lube, she gives me the best handjob of my life. Then, she suddenly uses phantom strike to stroke my dick even faster. As she gets more and more intense, her PRNG starts increasing more and more as well, until finally, at the moment of climax, she delivers a critical strike to my dick, and I die from sheer pleasure. In my final moments, Mortred stands over my quivering body and says, "It is an honor to be chosen for death."

>>169842586
Slardar has been good since 6.85

>>169843354
I honestly believe 80% of the reason why CS:GO is so popular and has 8 events a month is because of the gambling.

>>169816726
golem get ye gone

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Reminder that Bulba has played 6 years of Dota 2 without winning a LAN

>>169844502
u must be joking right?

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>>169840547
This C9 squad were so aesthetic because 4 players were 6 ft+. Name me a more beautiful Dota 2 team plebs.

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I have a confession to make. I dream every night about Mirana and Luna. You just know that they're passionate lovers that will do anything for each other. I imagine that Mirana is quiet and shy and Luna is fierce and outgoing, but in bed they always swap roles. Mirana is secretly the dominant partner, and Luna is a submissive slut. Every night I dream that Mirana ties Luna up tightly and uses one of her arrow heads to tear neat holes in her spandex. Then she forces Luna to take off her shoes with nothing but her mouth and worship her perfect feet, one in her mouth and the other rubbing Luna's pink pussy. Then she switches off and makes Luna taste her own juices while the other continues rubbing Luna into a pure ecstatic orgasm. Then Mirana flips Luna over and fucks her raw with a strap-on while Nova and Sagan fuck her in the mouth and booty-hole. Luna orgasms over and over and lets out screams and moans of joy, until everyone cums one last time in unison.

>>169844537
stats dont lie

>>169842586
black hole on a 6 second cd or something

>>169844658
>pieliedie's eyes.

holy fuck, they are soo blue and calming.
Its like the first time I heard the Beatles.

>>169836926
Bad gold efficiency and yasha items give movespeed, which is more important. Also purgable by BKB, which all melee carries are going to buy.

just played a party game and it counted it as a solo game i lost solo mmr xd gl valve keep it up ! xdddd

reminder:
hon > dota

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I've dropped from 3.3k mmr to 2.6k.

What would you do? I'm setting up the noose at the moment.

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WHY THE FUCK EVERYONE STILL PLAY WITH HIM

>>169846489
at this level, it's not an issue of skill, it's most probably that you hold wrong opinions about the game that you refuse to let go of.

>>169846489
what's your winrate?

Under what circumstances would any hero ever buy Mask of Madness now?

>>169847131
He's a big feeding piece of shit

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>4 days until singsing reveals his team

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>>169847528
8 days until they disband

>>169847131
he sucks a mean dick

>>169847131
He's become Demon but doesn't realize it at all.

>>169847304
41% in ranked

I have 9770 good boy points but I keep getting reported because I die too much or I can't carry well enough. Might be because people keep getting younger the lower I get in mmr.

https://www.dotabuff.com/players/51637413/matches

>>169847996
What is this motherfucker up to these days?

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I would ask my real friends this but since I don't have any I'm asking you


>go clubbing on friday or stay home and play dota

I can't decide on what TO DOOOOO

>>169848369
your hero pool is way too large
you only have 600 matches, no way you can be halfway proficient with all those heroes you're playing
focus on a small pool of heroes, keep the variety for unranked games

>>169848575
>go clubbing in your shitty 3rd world country
>take rad drugs
>have way more fun that dota could ever give you

if youre a 3rd worlder, at least make use of it.

>>169849143
My MMR won't increases by taking rad drugs but my chances of finally losing my virginity might

>>169849235
Balance man. Go play dota during the week after work and on friday/weekend do you. Go clubbing this friday. Take molly, get some alcohol in you, enjoy your life while you are still young bro.

>>169848369
Don't focus too much on who you're playing with, but what they are doing and how can you play around it
Even if you know the game is going to be another loss try to think what you could've done better

also this
>>169848654
select a role and pick a few heroes in that role that can fullfill different purposes and practice them

>>169846489
also do notice that being 2.6K after 600 matches isn't catastrophic
you're still a novice
I realize you've probably been drinking the "lmao everybody below 5K is a subhuman" meme, but be aware there are people who've been playing the game for years and years who're still in the 3K bracket

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>>169850290
Of course everyone below 5k is not a subhuman.

Its just that dota is like an IQ test and people below the 5k bracket are literally mouth breathing retards.

plain and simple.

How do I get the style unlocks in the battlepass?

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>>169850998
>Playing dota episode 2

>>169850930
He's got a point

It's all about reflexes and planning ahead.

I play with delayed actions for fun and I can tell that a lot of players don't know how to play safe

>>169851271
>reflexes
>IQ
???

>>169848654
>>169849652
>>169850290
You might be right. It sounds better to be proficient in multiple roles/heroes but in reality it might no be plausible.

My enjoyment of the games have gone down because of multiple loss streaks and being unable to play better. Also it doesn't help when teammates complain but I never do the same to them.

I could try playing fewer heroes from now on.

the comic with Pudge flaming Day9 is literally happening IRL right now

>>169851271
being in the 3k/4k bracket is about reflexes. Being above 5k takes advanced knowledge of the game and situational awarness/positioning usually not found in people afflicted with the dumbs. Above 5k is when the ungodly reflexes come into play.

>>169825407
are those... actual graphics?

>>169852037
that's actually a hologram

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>>169830825

icefrog here, ama

>>169852795
Why can't I see my loading screens before a game?

>>169852795
why are hud skins worthless now

>>169852795
Performance Patch when

>>169852830
cant say

>>169852874
working on it

>>169853046
working on it

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reminder

>>169852795
Why is unranked matchmaking so random?

>>169852795
Bring region lock back. Us west I play on what is essentially the SEA server back up. And Us east is full of Spanish speakers. I just want to communicate with my team, plz.

Hello fellow earth colonists, how are you enjoying things on your side of the planet? Recently I've been playing the dota 2 sim and I have to say that Sven has been my favorite to simulate.

>>169853173
honestly what the fuck am I looking at I'm a 2.4k shitter, did they enemy team have down syndrome?

>>169854242
>he doesn't follow the pro scene
how is it being out of the loop?

>>169854354
I honestly don't have the time to keep up and memorize all of the teams, players, shuffles, etc. I know the basic stuff and refer to purge, reddit and here for all my info. Please gib info

>losing fight
>no one can even hit enemy because lol every cc lasts 20 seconds each

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>>169854537
>refer to purge, reddit
You need to go back.

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reminder to do at least 20 mins of cardio a day dotards!

>>169854537
you are not missing out, it was just a jugg in one of waga's games that did that build.
It's a meme build, but it might work like Magic Ember

dota 2 needs more map sub-objectives

what Ideas do we have?

how about

>a crab in the river that when killed gives vision right outside of the rosh pit that can only be removed once it times out. Also gives MS when the team that killed it pass through it

>a stone golem that when killed gives the 'last hitter' a buff that drastically increases mana regen

>a tree thing that when killed gives the 'last hitter' a buff that causes their auto attacks to have a DoT

> a 'mini rosh' that will appear in 1 of 4 different forms, based on rng. When killed it gives a specific permanent buff based on which type of mini rosh has spawned to all teammates. One form gives bonus damage to objectives 'buildings + rosh'. Another form gives bouns MS. The third form gives bouns damage against enemy heroes. The fourth gives added health and mana regen.

>the final 'elder form' spawns after 35 mins. Slaying the elder dragon will only last for 2 mins, but will enhance the previous buffs collected from the other dragons. Will also gives both your auto attacks and spells burn damage against enemy heroes.

>>169855283
you're making it too obvious

in all honesty I would prefer more sub-objectives and less symmetry between the two sides of the map but I know it'll never happen because it'd be a nightmare to balance

>>169855283
I like it, how about a Capture Point, when you capture it, a Pirate Ship fires Cannon's on the enemy team, or you get some kind of golems that run down the lane

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Out of 88 posters, i bet <20 have higher than 4k mmr

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>>169855283
This can only be balanced if the rax could respawn
as well as the shrines

>>169856104
jesus christ i think i would quit and go play hon if that happened

>>169855421
Everytime you kill neutrals, they run down the nearest lane.

nice

>>169855421
Just make the cannons attack the enemy towers instead so you don't have people dodging shots or anything.
Or have an event where if you win the enemy loses a barracks.

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>>169814019

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I've been doing this skywrath mage build around 4k, where i start support and then straight rush a Solar Crest, been stomping

it gives sky like 50% phys resist and evasion if the enemies try to kill you, if the enemies ignore you, you can just throw the armour on your carry. gives decent mana regen too.

i think its legit after 7.02 because the armour amount got buffed to 12.

pic unrelated, is CCnC, please discuss :D

>>169858403
Seems completely useless and would do better on almost any other support

>>169847131
Because the pros know he's a good player,b ut not a great player who can win TI

>>169858403
Whats the winrate. Feels like you're taking precious farm from the carries in losing games since you go greedy medallion instead of wards+raindrops+wand+lace

>>169848575
Yoona is love.

Also, how would you go clubbing without friends?

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>>169860676
are you the new avatarfag?

>>169859921
i won 6 games of 7.

and no I do not skip wards, raindrops or wand and no I do not steal farm, not sure why I have to specify this shit im not retarded

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>tfw only 6 slots
I just wanna do 3 heart 2 hood Pudge
But nooooo, you gotta have blink aether and aghs, NO EXCEPTIONS EVER

>>169861248
>you will never be able to buy an extra slot for 5k gold

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just give me 1 more win and i go sleep pls
>loses and found his way to low prio

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haha! fresh meat

WR buffs.

Her ult functions like it does if she had Aghs. However if she switches targets the AS bonus resets on that foes and starts accelerating back to it's max AS. Aghs instead removes that slowdown of switching targets

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no one is producing oc anymore?

i miss the sfms and other cringe stuff to be honest, family

Ogre magi arcana that boosts the multicast chance by 5% when worn Y/N?

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>>169841751
>>169843492
>>169844745
i want this but with drow, and it better not be the fart version

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>>169862443
>hook will NEVER EVER be blocked by magic immunity
>dismember will NEVER EVER be blocked by magic immunity

>>169863486
I'll forever love pudge, carried me all the way to 3k, first pick mute all teammates = ez wins.

Fuck lycans.

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You didn't want that last hit, did you?

>pick carry
>support sucks
>pick support
>carry sucks
at least i get commends, but losing 1k mmr in a weeks time is starting to hurt real bad.

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>>169865139
>nice equilibrium you have there
>mind if i bring my brother?
JUST

>pick ember
>win
What a glorious time to be a dotard.

>>169865738
I swear I have a curse of sorts that prevents me from playing carries, even when I last pick and the team tells me to pick carry I get a shit lane with 0 farm and lose without being able to hit any creeps.

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Is there a way to turn off pings?
I just played mid alch and I had a player that wanted me to buy him aghs as my first item, i told him to fuck off, but he kept asking so i muted him, he then pinged me for 5 minutes and i caved in, and he stopped. needless to say we lost quite dramatically. he was from some arab country but he played on EUW.

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>>169865984
i hope so too but no

>>169865984
>actually giving someone an aghs as alch
>cucking yourself and your team because you felt pressured by a muslim
Are you a swede?