/pdg/ - Payday 2, fuck Payday:The heist General

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First for more useless sydney crap

PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: XH77V-N30MX-N42J9
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: JR3N5-YYJLR-IL66K
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: K8LFR-MW03T-NMP24
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: 97AKJ-8I4JV-2PE6Y
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Mega Mask: WI5XX-M8QXT-3AXZI

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Can we get this thread to triple digit posts this time

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>yfw you're lagging so much peoples are getting to the end of the mission before you get up

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>>169744787
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bulldozer (any_25_tank_kills)
- Situation Normal (slakt_3)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Total Shogun (daily_heirloom)
Brought to you by Clover.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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>>169793592
>post is almost an hour old
>one of the codes still worked
ty ded general

>>169796945
Fuck off Almir, everyone knows it's you

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>that PD2 easter egg in John Wick 2

>yfw the guy in charge of the weapon balance is like that uncle that would rape you except he just rapes Payday instead with shitty balancing and he is happy with it

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>>169801206
nvr 4get

>>169798791

I still don't know what specific scenes have the easter eggs.
Wish I had more time for going to the theater though.

>>169801838
It's around like the last half hour of the movie

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>>169801443
>12G
>42 damage

fucking 9mm bullets are more powerful than this rusty piece of shit. Go fuck yourself overkill

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You're not a Sydney player, are you anon?

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>>169800028
firestarter edition

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>>169800028

get gude get hoxhude

WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE SAFEHOUSE

>>169804941
>no Rust
>no Scarface

Should I get Hotline Miami now since it's on sale? I already have Jacket in PD2 btw.

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>>169808743
Of courshe !

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>>169794626
lazy yuros kill another thread

Page... 9

>>169794626
>compact-5

this shit is so old, nobody here knows goldfarb and his "dark souls of heisting" vision of payday 2

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>Heather smgs gets speedmags, even their akimbo versions,
>compact-5 only get a shitty straight mag

Not sure what the devs mean by this

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What do you do for fun in payday?

>>169818721
the heist

>>169818721
stel money

>>169818721
i yell at medics with Wolf non-stop

>>169819009
A FUCKIN MEDI

>>169819607
>I'M A KEK

https://youtu.be/NyGwfTkP19Y?t=8

>>169821165
OH SHIT

33th for stupid esport contests.

http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/135510194248861313/

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Codes when? I am still missing chivalry, the wick and scareface too!

>>169822050
the code is 1138.

>>169822050
When you fuck off back to discord

>>169822338
never been to the dsocrd, codes are the only reason i come to these dead generals

>>169822050
Fuck that I need the Butcher AK/CAR mod dlc

>>169822050
Never. All you need is the judge and the AK5 to be good on OD. Crossbows are a meme now.

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>>169822050
I need:
sniper
chivalry
and ak car for the diego mask

speaking of which nice jojo reference

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>>169815263
>dark souls meme
>no mention of how goldfarb saved us from the hell in pic
fuck off newfag

MEMES

>>169826496
Holy shit what is this cancer weapon stats

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>>169826496
>clip

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>>169826496
I think I'm going to puke

>>169826496
please I had forgotten why do you force these memories unto me once again

PDTH Overdrill

>>169834419
Should have staid Overkill 145+ exclusive, or maybe standard Overkill too.

>>169834419
Invite me

What is your favourite type of heists:stealing one big thing or stealing a lot of things?

https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19163

>>169837329
Didn't the fag stopped working on it and giving a fuck because "it was too hard" to make it work on Mayhem and OD?

>>169837402
you should learn to read desu

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>>169837329
Honey I Shrunk The Necks: The Heist.

...I wouldn't be surprised if they added this officially to the game unless Valve's like "Naw senpai".

>>169840475
Nah they probably are wating to do that in halloween update or something and if not's cut and clean peopel will go apeshit on them

>>169840945
plus they have to find a way to please the stealth fags so they are going to have to completely redo all that

>>169826496
>tfw consoles still had this shit until just last year

Are the devs going to do any more twitch streams where they take calls from the discord and let fans talk

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how do we fix it?

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>>169843971
needs silencer

>>169843971
give it a bigger clip

>>169843971
Replace with a break open revolver
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Smith_%26_Wesson_Schofield

>>169844887
peacemake>schofield
in any game

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>>169843971
Faster reload.

>>169846503
but the reload time is exhilarating

>>169818721
shit around with my guns hoping that we'll get DMCWO back some day
wishing for the days when DW was relevant and you could use non-meta powergame weapons

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>decide out of the blue that I want to start using my clarion in OD even though ARs are supposedly shit in it
>make a crit based build around it since it has such a high rof
>pair it with micro uzi
>haven't lost a OD heist still
I feel bad for the people that don't try using fun weapons on OD, I really do.

>>169853356
i feel bad for people who don't use dlc unlocker and make OP weapons like >>169844057

>>169853538
I can't help myself from being a good goym, it was fun messing with that type of loadout though.

>>169853643
well in that case, if you ever dont feel like grinding, you can use the bad goy mod and summon all items, then turn it off. shit's lit

No Mercy when
Green Bridge when
Diamonds dinner when
Heat Street when

I came back from a long break with the game. What's the current equivalent of Akimbo Bernetti + HE Judge with Swan Song + Inspire?

>>169859849
Akimbo Bernetti + HE Judge with Swan Song + Inspire

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>>169801443
works just fine if you actually use shotgun skills and mod it correctly, i use it for shield busting or dozer kills

>>169859170
I hope for the No Mercy remake they keep the power cuts as pitch black.

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So now that the "donacdum" and chains memes are reddit tier, what do we have left ?

>>169860902
Ashley

>>169860902
Dallas screaming and then asking for a medicbag

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>>169860902

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/pdg/-tan lewds when

inb4 that shitty f-list link

>>169862691
Give me the f-list link

>>169862871
why? it doesnt have a single lewd

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>>169860902
T W O Y E A R S

>>169864979
Prove it

>>169862691
>>169862871
stop being a pedophile

>>169837329
I like how when I tried the map on One Down there where so many cameras that every possible space was filled with one.

>>169853538
You barely need much dlc to make a weapon like that though.

>5 second reload timer

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Why is PDTH so much better than Payday 2?

>>169868548
Because it was the ONE

>The car doesn't set on fire on Undercover
ITS SHIT

>>169868548
because matt

>>169868548
Better art direction + challenging gameplay + no DLC jewing you out of $200

>>169868654
>The car doesn't set on fire on Undercover

But it does, it's just pure RNG like in the first game

>>169859849
Cavity 9mm + China puff with Anarchist perk deck and frenzy aced on a suit.

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>>169818721

SEVEN BUCKS?! THERE'S HARDLY ANY CONTENT!

What song is the closest to Hotline Miami soundtrack? I want to play it on the HM heist

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>>169879573
the one where you mod a song to the hotline miami soundtrack

>>169879573
Code Silver

>>169879573
Hot Pursuit
Le Castlevania Infinite Ammo

YEAH

WHAT THE- WHAT ARE YOU DOING MATT?

>Sofia or whatever doesn't look like a goblin
Whore character pack incoming

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Show me yours /pdg/

>>169888932
All shit

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>>169796945
>>169797643
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Full Measure (halloween_2)
- High Times (voff_2)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Nu Muny (daily_dosh)
Brought to you by Sydney.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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>tfw still love payday but can't stand playing it anymore after they changed it so much

PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: 9G87Y-TFKFD-XZ9AQ
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: NHE5T-7DL2F-EQV8E
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>>169888932
Sydney ruined the shot.

>>169895834
Fuck off furry

>>169896028
But then there would only be one person left in this general.

>>169896492
Speak for yourself

So, what did they change in the safehouse?

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>>169896492
SOKOL STILL HERE

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>>169896728
That doesn't make any sense, anon.

>>169844057
What gun is this? I'm trying to recreate it

>>169899625

Its definitely an AMR-16, but even with the DMR barrel I am not sure how he reached that much damage.

Is there any modding discussion on here, usually? That's basically the only reason why I am still playing this trash.

>>169899927
Silent killer
Spoilers: The extra damage actually does nothing

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>>169899927
>>169900302
Thanks I figured it out, I should have realized from the RoF, I was first trying to mod CAR-4.

CAR-4 has the best ammo pickup from all DMRs

>>169900278
We only discuss gfur while waiting for the tranny to post more DLC codes

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>>169900420
I made an improved version

>1.2 Gig update
>literally no new content

wtf

>>169903061
Vlad model is 1gb with the green bridge raincoat being the other 0.2gb.

>>169901004
>>169900420
>>169844057
Why are DMR kits on ARs so much superior to the actual DMR weapons? Who thought this was a good idea?

>>169903476
Pay-to-win DLC is always a good idea :-)

-Almir

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First good-looking female heister?

Or just a hooker?

>>169904259
what ?

does anyone play pubs, or just with friends
or do you play solo?

>>169904750
pubs for loud, solo for stealth and never with bots. bots are 'okay' in loud but players can bring deployables and saws if you ask nicely

>>169904863
>yfw can only stealth Ukrainian job

>>169905085
start practicing on other maps, get on shadow raid or murky station, go slow keep your eyes open and dont be afraid to restart it if things go bad

>>169904259
Which PS2 game is this?

>>169906558
I'm sorry I play on potato ;_;

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hey remember akan

>1.2 gb update
>for bug fixes

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poFo61EkJDk

136th for the speedrun achievement for the incoming diamond heist port in PD2.

>>169911729
why does pd:th looks like a shitty l4d mod.

No wonder they had a no mercy heist

Test

>>169907960
remember looke?
that one contractor who mistook "pd2" for "ps2"

>>169900302
Guy who made >>169844057 here, how is the extra damage useless? FYI I only play One Down if that means anything

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>>169913870
>i only play one down

>>169914860
Oh, you said the extra damage was useless because you thought I play difficulties with less spongy enemies

I didn't make the name "OD EZ" for no reason

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>>169913870
>I only play One Down if that means anything
I play One Down WITH PUBS ONLY if that means anything.

>>169915565
What loudout man? Would you like to play sometime?

>>169907960
remember kento? me neither

>>169916303
Dodge crit with Wick weapon pack sniper and smg, good enough to play mostly as support and do occasional yolo run to the other side of the map.

>2 GIGS
>Bug fixes
>They put Vlad and some slut in the safehouse

great

>>169917576
>They put Vlad and some slut in the safehouse
Is this random or are they suppose to be there always? Loaded safe house 2 times now and they werent there.

>>169917735
In the dining room

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>>169904750
>friends
I play with pubs, mostly dw on loud
I stopped stealthing with pubs

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>>169900278
I don't blame you.

I can't even play this game without a HUD at least. only reason I use Poco is for the assault music shuffler, organizing Crime.net, and other little things.

>>169920879
>other little things
Are you talking about your penis? Mr. B L A N K S

>>169919602
Sydney < Clover < Bonnie

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>green bridge is coming soon(TM),
>Heat street too with Dragan is acting more and more suspicious,

Infiltratorfags confirmed to be /our guy/ anymore

>>169922842
>Double Cross 2017

>>169923841
>Green Bridge 2k17
>Drums are replaced by meme-bass used in "Ho Ho Ho"

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>>169923841
>Stone Cold 2017,

It's not like peoples didn't want more drum&bass anyway

http://poal.me/7edzb1

your opinions?

>>169924973
!!! VIRUS LINK DO NOT CLICK !!!

>>169925367
well, now I gotta click it...

Which perk deck is best for OD?

I just realized the Butcher is the only good looking female
>>169926751
Grinder has always been /ourguy/ and still is

>>169926751
Anarchist
Rogue
Armorer

Anything that helps you keep armor up since one-two bullets will destroy your health if armor is down.

>>169926846
>Grinder
>OD
Just no. You just can't outheal so much damage you get on OD.

>>169926751
Armorer
or Anarchist if you're a shitter.

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Why is it that half the time they launch an update for the new safe house it either works or doesn't on my PC.

There was a time my game always crashed to defend it (online and off), then they did another update after that and it was fine. Now it's just stuck loading indefinitely.

>>169930051
Verify files?

>>169930051
Verify memes

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>>169922842
>Dragan is acting more and more suspicious

what is he up to?

>>169935947
Butcher Heister confirmed.

>>169935947
SHUT IT DOWN

>>169935947
betraying the gang on heat street

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>>169939092

>>169939092
Why does everyone think that they add a new traitor? I think the whole point of classics is to relive past adventures of crew and not to reimagine them.

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>>169939092
HAHA FOOLED YOU GUYS

>>169939092
>>169940858
Meat Street: Double Cocks 2017

>>169913870
Your weapon is still trash and nowhere near ammo efficient. Even with Berserker, SK and Overkill Aced you're better off using a crossbow.

Did someone leave the stove on

LET'S

>>169944493
crossbow is not as efficient for killing many cops as my weaponfu

Tabula Rasa is pretty easy to do so solo right?

>>169953396
Now that balance makes overkill easy yes

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>there are peoples who hate enough Vlad to shoot at him in the safehouse

disgusting

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>>169955192
There are more deserving targets

>>169957084
BRO

>>169959360
TEXTILE

>>169957084
MATERIAL BULLSHIT

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ded

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I NEEEED AN AMMO BAG

>>169935947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Udv5hUWmpQ

>that way he holds the phone

why is no mercy already in the game files

>>169967126
tricky?

>>169968358
Shit, I can get a full-time butler for only $5000?

Memes

Just had a match on beneath the mountain where a hacker spawned in seven fucking servers and fucked up the game so bad we couldn't progress. Then the dumbass instant finished the heist so nobody got the money or the exp for the loot.
Why faggots do this? Just cheat your skill points or some shit and don't fucking ruin the game for others.

>>169939092
wolf will be the one betraying the gang in heat street remake

so like that they finally can get a new voice actor for a new wolf and they can blame it on wolf schizophrenia

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>yfw the devs removed the contractor grip for the AMCAR aka the only rifle where it was useful to use.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en

John Wick VS Dragan update incoming ?

>>169975591
Dating mechanic incoming.

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beb game

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おい 起き上がって戦え

YEAH

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>All these talks about dragan acting suspicious
>Rumours of a new classic heist, either green bridge or heat street
>dragomir recording voicelines where he sounds angry at wick

ples not dragan

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206th for the most realistic OTP

>>169979260
One down, Mayhem and anything below very hard its autism

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>>169988342

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>shitters screaming at you to use the car on meltdown
>beat them there in a forklift anyway

nothin personel kid

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>>169994679
>shitters on one down sitting in a room
>tell them we need to go kill the captain
>tell them this multiple times, even give a countdown to when I am going to make a push
>do it, they all stay
>eventually they run out of medbags and die
>why didn't you come
>"I was waiting for cooldown"
I am scared to think on what fucking "cooldown" he was waiting for for over 4 minutes.
Surely SURELY not the assault wave cooldown.
SURELY EVERYBODY WHO IS INFAMOUS, with 800 hours in the game and playing one down KNOWS WHAT CAPTAIN WINTERS DOES!?!?!

>>169988342
>>169991027
>Bonnie shows up for one of sokol's games
>she is drunk as a skunk
>thinks they are playing football
>constantly screams at sokol to "shuv thos stiks up deyr arses"
>punches some guy who mistook her for sokol's mom
>the game ends 6-3 for sokol's team
>to celebrate they hit some bars
>bonnie is still drunk, but she is in that fase when she was drunk for so long she doesn't feel drunk
>sokol looked like he was ok but collapsed from the booze
>Bonnie drives him to the safehouse
>takes some of those coal pills for hangovers from under jimmy's bar, and feeds them to Sokol
>Bonnie lays him on the living room couch, and while he his passed out, she watches some movies
>Sokol wakes up, only to barf to a nearby bucket John Cleese has set for him
>Bonnie doesn't notice this and they bone
>the love making session is interrupted, however by Dallas screaming "WOULD YOU TWO KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN, DOWN THERE?!" and a pre recorded female voice echoing "Do you know what time it is?" in the corridors

wow this was easy to write, no wonder tumblr has so many of these

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>>169995325
you're the reason i use NGBTO

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>>169988342
Bonnie's barely old enough to be his mom though.

That's weird nigga'.

>>169997332
Bonnie is 40, Sokol is 20
Not that weird

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>>169975591

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>>169975591
More like PvP feature on bank heist stealth.

>>170002282
We Monaco now?

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Chinapuff or Arbiter for OD?

How would you react if "Payday 3: dlc's revenge" was a 3d cg movie?

>>170002728
China, same pickup but double damage

>>170002282
>those calves

wtf

Having horrible sync issues when I play with a friend. Is there any way to fix this? We live in the same town and all, so there's no problem with our internet connections.

>>170007715
A mod called vsync

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Why do we hate sokol btw ?

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>>170003528
This.

No reason to pick up Arby unless you like having your grenade launchers act like a sniper rifle with downs.

DONT TEST MY PATIANCE

you know what happens when that glass breaks

Is akimbo aced + hitman bugged for anybody else?

>>170018379
Kind of

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>>170013296
we don't hate sokol, what gave you that impression

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>join a server
>XXV-100 host
>I say "meow :3"
>kicked
>mfw

>>170019974
You deserve it ERP shitter
Bet you were playing Sydney as well

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>join server
>host fills chat with all kinds of mod and ngbto shit
>I say shut up bitch
>don't get kicked

>>170020710
>server

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>>170020710
>join server

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>>170019974
>hosting a OD meltdown lobby
>a II-43 shitter joins
>stealth build
>clover
>kawaii mask
>types "meow :3" in chat
>readies up
>into_the_trash_it_goes.gif

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>>170022849
>hosts OD
>doesn't set reputation filter
>kicks people for fun to feel superior

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>>170002282
Holy shit that anatomy is awful.

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>>170002282
>that gun

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>>169892703
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- For The Pension Fund (earn_2000k_offshore_cash)
- Keep The Party Going! (slakt_4)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Cocaine Rush (daily_coke_run)
Brought to you by Dallas.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

Let's play some OD

>>170028684
okay then, add me
id/akillerbee

>vlad is hanging out at the safehouse now

i Wonder what this crazy russian is gonna ask us to steal now

>>170013296
he doesn't swallow

>still no modern tactical compound bow

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>>170041460
Meet the new heister: Nuge

Haven't played this in a while.
How does the new hardest difficulty compare to Deathwish? Is the mask for it a rare sight?
Anything else drastically changed? Last I recall dodge builds were top dog shit with some other play style in the form of a new perk deck was emerging

>>170043546
OD is pure bullshit, it's pretty much meta or it doesn't work well and deathwise is in a confortable place, dodge still works and all enmy are bulletsponges

>>170043546
OD can only be accomplished through stealth (which is literally just DW difficulty), or bringing a four man meta team

Mayhem is harder than Deathwish

You cannot refute this

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>>170044653
>deathwish hp values
>higher spawn rate
>pubs run around like its overkill and go down endlessly
i can't refute it

>>170044653
>Mayhem is harder than Deathwish

explain

>>170043546
>Last I recall dodge builds were top dog shit with some other play style in the form of a new perk deck was emerging
Dodge and ICTV are the only good builds.

>>170048940
Flak jacket builds when

>>170049169
ex-President
;)

>>170049269
lol dude just use maniac

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>>170038731
yes he does

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>it's a "host wants to spend 10 minutes to solo stealth big oil day one for useless intel" episode

>>170045698
mayhem has a much higher spawn rate than dw, resulting in you being shot at with more bullets.

>>170049929
Why bother solo'ing?

ECMs block all cops during the 20 seconds you spend setting all the bikers on fire.

>>170049867
Sauce

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260th for the heather akimbo being criminally underrated

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Sit on THIS, Cinderella!

gettin paid son!

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>>170056765
fixed it

I'm trying to get past Overkill and onto Mayhem, but the only DLC I have is the BBQ Pack, the Gage Shotgun Pack and the Mod Courier pack.

What are some guns that will carry me onto Mayhem?

>>170060207
+193
Autism

>>170060378
Skip Mayhem and go into DW

>>170060421
Okay but that didn't answer the question.

>>170060378
Steakout is good, Judge secondary. Then just make a shotgun build with ICTV and Armorer

>>170060421
Why skip Mayhem?

>>170061081
Is Grinder viable for DW difficulty?

>>170060378
>Courier Mods
>Shotgun Pack
You can probably easily just go full shotgun build. Get a high damage primary shotgun, and a HE Judge and you're pretty much set.

This is the golden age of shotguns, buddy.

>>170061384
Grinder is viable but you don't have DLC to get good guns for it

>>170061384
You don't really have to worry about viability in DW too much, most decent builds can be viable.

Only for One Down do you need to bring your most tryhardest DLC builds.

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>>170056765
>implying the peoples playing Overkill +145 aren't the kind to wear a gag ball at home

>>170061424
>>170061081
If you get Aced Closeby for the Streakout, should you also equip it with Armor Piercing Rounds? Or just slap the 000 Buckshot on it?

I'm thinking this build for a Deathwish Shotgun build

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mr:eaCDEFGHILMNoR:gjlOqr:fHL:ibcdea:pA8::w76-26-4-8-14-18-13:s49-16-2-25-26:a7

>>170063181
Never piercing rounds or slugs

>000
Straightup damage upgrade, can deal headshot damage

>HE
Destroys shields and dozer visors, also good against groups. Can't deal headshot damage so bad for general usage

>Dragon's breath
Very good with crit build and auto-shotgun, penetrates shields, stuns the enemies with the fire and fire damage can deal crits. Can't deal headshot damage so it's bad against dozers

Rest of shotgun ammo is useless

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>>170062505
It's not even that bad

>>170063543
If you're going to use HE on a side-arm shotgun like the Judge, should you have aced Shock and Awe?

>>170063881
No

>>170063881
You don't need S&A if you have other way of dealing with shields

>>170063981
>>170063965
Then I have 7 points remaining I guess I can dump into utilities like Transporter when the time comes.

>>170064051
The other option is to drop Aced Nine Lives and Swansong and then get up to basic Inspire. But then it's a choice. Do you get Aced Inspire or Aced Fully Loaded? With the latter, you wont be running out of bullets, with the former, you can get your team back in the fight easier.

I want to kiss a lizardman!

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>>170064158
>not pairing your granary management skills with ammo
>having to rely on Aced Fully Loaded for bullet management
>sacrificing it for Aced Inspire

>>170064773
I'm confused. First, you imply that having Aced Fully Loaded is a bad thing, but then you suggest having Aced Inspire is also bad.

>>170064879
>sacrificing Aced Inspire for it
fixed, pardon my shitter language

Aced Fully Loaded is a waste, it doesn't add up with the perk deck bonus but overwrites it for a negligible ammo pickup buff.

>>170067678
>6EW49-NCVP6-W5NVT
Thanks for this.

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>>170067678
The one time I instantly see the codes being posted it's for one of the DLCs I already own.

>>170067678
>Y4F2C-64RCQ-KRMVW
Thanks

>>170067678
Chivalry, Sokol, Scarface pls

>>170067678
Scarface, Wick/Rust heists please.

>>170067678
Wanna be hot without BBQ? No way it's gonna work

>>170067678
WFWW2 used

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>>170067678
>LIGAB-7DYEM-9C2EQ
Taken, thanks!

>>170067678
All gone.

You faggots really should reply when taking a code.

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>>170070538
Yeah dude, only 4 people replied for 5 codes

Fucking faggots not replying

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>>170070593
>mfw I'm that faggot.

>>170070538

See
>>170067823
>>170067854
>>170068813
>>170069564

So how many of you think the next update might have that missing live action scenes that they didn't use?

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I try to update and it says "corrupt download" what the fuck.

one down is a gimmick

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>wake up
>yuros kept thread alive this time
a very good day

>>170078562
>Ashley is a yuro
>never posts codes, ever
>anon wonders why threads die

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what did he mean by this ?

>>170085509
That he wants to drill tight Ashley ass

ALL GOOD HERE CUHNTROWL, THIS PLACE'S AS QUIET AS MAH EIGHTH WEDDIN NIGHT

>>170085887
>Trashly's ass
>Tight

pick one

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>tfw you find a mod you like but it got lost in the lastbullet.net transition

>>170086649
ONE

when will my post number end in 69?

>>170089272
TWO YEARS

>>170090090
holy shit those digit

what a fucking waste of them

>>170061424
a dodge build with rogue, silencers, Hostage taker for regen, HE raven and judge also works

>>170063543
>he doesn't like pseudo-snipers

>>170081845
>Ashley works at ovk
>overkill is in sweden
>sweden has a similar timezone to europe
>this surprises the americanon

>>170095325
>Ashley lives in europe
>still gives keys often ~12am or later

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>>170095325
>>170095807

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You know the best thing about video games?
Being able to fucking play them

>>170097048
Stop having a shit computer, I bet that you don't even have money for the DLC

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>>170097048
>not having at least 2 TB of hard drive disk space

>>170098314
>with the only purpose of storing payday 2 updates
Feelsgoodman.jpg

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Jacket's piece not sucking balls when ?

>>170099269
Its a nice SMG actually

>>170099269
>>170099398
It has nice stats except concealment

>>170099398
??????
the reload takes about six years too long

>>170099398
Not when the CMP and Micro Uzi exists.