/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>>169791985
REEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Luciofags who spend the entire game wallriding a mile away from their team

>>169791985
I planned to literally 100% only play rein this season, am I fucked?

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I love Hana.

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5 Cute facts about D.Va
-She is a girl!
-She is a pro gamer!
-I love her!!!
-D.VA!!!!!

>>169792194
>-She is a girl!
Did you just assume xer gender?

>>169792194
Hats when?

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>>169792194
it's just not the same

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HOL UP
*smacks lips*
What youse tryin' to say is
*rolls up invisible sleeves*
What you red team is saying
*wallrides heavily around enemy team*
That we lucios can
*pulls up armoured pants slowly falling back below the waistline*
That we can like get sum
*snorts loudly through huge nostrils*
Get sum of that you saying that
*holds ghetto blaster in hands and shakes it twice*
Some finna
*eats lucio-o's and frog legs while having some overtime*
Hol up so u be sayin is
*licks teeth and grins*
That this paylod hurr

What are your worst me ooga team booga stories?

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>>169792159
Me too, anon!

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Why are french people so stupid and shit at this game? Whenever I have a really shitty game with no comms at all they always end with "lelele baguette oui oui xDD" in group chat followed by other frogs replying in their faggot language. Please rename the leave button to "Surrender", I'm sick of those shitters.

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>>169792364
me ooga rank 999999 best wdowmaker
team booga say not play widowmaker
ooga me show them
booga booga no you stop play iwdowmaker
oogga bugnga i will change if i dont paly well
we lose
me unga team bunga

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>tfw you finally figure out sombra's spray pattern

haha i am unstoppable now

>>169792351
1/10 reformat amd try again

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>>169792194
That's only 4 though.

>>169792096
>I planned to literally 100% only play one of the most broken heroes in game this season, am I fucked?

I wonder.

>>169792471
this isn't csgo, shitlord

>>169792052
*omniniggers

>sweet the server browser's here
>now I can avoid the maps I hate
>maybe get a bit frisky and turn off snipers
>check the browser
>everyone is going full retard with it
>the lobby titles are like youtube titles
>500% NO COOLDOWN GENJI VS BASTION BOSS MODE [GONE SEXUAL]

I didn't think this community could disappoint me more.

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How is neoBastion and nuHog? Balanced? Busted?

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HNNNGGGGHHHHHHH

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>>169792364
This was S1 for reference.
>Soldier just following me around as reinhardt, doesnt seem to be doing anything but following me.
>Hear "Put your shield down so i can shoot them." over voice comm.
>Oblige out of sheer confusion.
>He actually starts shooting.
>Throw it back up on reflex because of an incoming helix rocket.
>"Thanks man."

To this day i have no idea if he was just trolling or legitimately didnt know he could shoot through a friendly reinhardts shield.

P O L L T I M E

Continued from last thread!
>185 posters
>41 votes

Come on /owg/

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>>169792680
kill yourself

>>169792680
Piss off you utter wasteman

>>169792194
5th fact - she's a gigantic slut that hosts these "fan meetups" when she lets the fans gangbang her with a bukkake finish

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If the meta is bastion does that mean I can main Genji in comp now?

>>169792567
road is a tossup, if you're a veteran you'll have to get used to it after 1 or 2 games, partly because of the new cooldown. You'll be peaking corners too early by 2 seconds. everyone is now either 2-3.5 meters hooked but at the same time your spray has been reduced, so you have to aim dead center on your reticle for them to eat the shots and still 1 shot.

Feels amazing honestly, I dont have to be dead smack on someones face anymore if my hook isnt on cooldown to 1 shot them.

Bastions survival has increased since you can move and repair, but the only way you can pull it off is you coordinate with a team cuz roadhog is still dominant in meta

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I'm getting sick of QP because every game is decided by who has the better Widowmaker. I played a few hours yesterday and in every single game there was a Widowmaker, especially in the enemy team. You know what happened when the enemy Widowmaker ragequit? The replacement was another Widowmaker. Or another game when their Widow switched off, someone else immediately swapped to Widow. The first thing what happens after I load in is that someone instalocks Widowmaker.

Widow is as common in QP as Rein is in comp.

>>169792991
>genji beating the new bastion
Lul

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>>169792364
>Anubis attack
>play Rein
>attacking point B
>team gets 3 picks
>I assume it's an easy 3v6
>put shield up and move on the point
>die 1v3
>check what team is doing
>they're still hiding and poke-firing behind the chokepoint

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>tfw you try hard but still lose
>in mystery heroes

So did you place lower or higher than your season final?

>>169792991
Genji is not a counter to Bastion and he's never been a counter to Bastion.

>>169793080
>people always prioritise widow and hanzo over a healer or tank
Kill me

>>169793152
das it mane

>>169793181
higher by 200 points, my friend got pretty salty since his highest last season was higher than my alt

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>>169793256

>>169793080
>people who really like widow but know they can't play her competitively only use her in QP

You should be happy.

Post Sombra

>>169793616
ok, here she is

>>169793616
right here

>>169793616
been here all along

>>169793080
>switch to Winston to go hot monkey dick on their ass
>there's always a fucking Laneboar who focus fires you all the time

>>169793427
I just hope they permanently fuck off to sniperbabby custom arcade

>>169793371
hello silver

>>169793714
It's free ult charge for them
it's why winston's passive should be to give no ult charge on damage

>McCree
>Hanzo
>Young Reinhardt

Fuck/Marry/Kill

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I want to become good friends with Sombra and buy ice cream for us two.

>>169793918
Kill (You)

>>169793918
Kill myself

>>169793927
Why? She's ugly and also not a good person

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>>169792442
I have never met a French person that wasn't dumb as fuck desu

post cute

>>169794182
Argentina is white!

What does being 'on fire' actually do?

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we kept playing like this until 3rd round, when ana swapped to lucio, good game!

>>169794349
makes all the girls wet as fuck.

>Roadhogs full name is Roadie Hogington

weird

>>169794349
It lets the enemy who they should kill first

>>169793616
que tal

>>169794057
>Befriending people baesed on looks
Sombra is pretty and i don't mind her not being a good person

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Well I got placed in 1597

The new SR decay is one of the best things Blizzard has done to this game. If you can't play 7 games in a week, you don't belong in diamond or higher. It also weeds out all the schoolkids and other retards.

as someone who played just quick play up until now I think i enjoyed it much more during the offseason when there were people who knew what they were doing. now the average competence of players has noticeably dropped, is it time for me to start playing comp?

>>169794661
how many fingers do you have

>>169794630
>Sombra is pretty
She's pretty disgusting to look at, yeah.

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Twitch tv more like koreans fucking everywhere tv

>>169794669
t. Gold player

>>169794349
Let's the team know who's boss so the on fire player can bully the rest of his team.

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>they broke D.Va again

Good one blizzard, i see you aren't even trying to be subtle anymore in your bias against her.

Ever get that feeling Déjà Vu?

If Doomfist doesn't have Savior and Scourge legendaries when he releases I'm going to be very upset with Blizzard.

>>169794832
What is this poster trying to convey

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Who sunken cost gaming here? Every season, I'm hoping to play less but already put so many hours.

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Anyone good wanna do placement matches on Xbox? I'll do 2-3 people max. I placed diamond last season but I'd like to place masters or close to it this season. I'm 2-0 so far. Just gonna try and instalock soldier if that fails zarya, no mic just don't be braindead

>need to play SEVEN games a week or decay
Diamond is going to be ELO Hell now when all the Master and GM players decay.

Why is Bastion everywhere. Why is Ana so strong. Why is Zarya so unkillable. Why is Lucio a nigger.

>>169793918
Fuck McCree, Kill Hanzo, Marry Rein. Actually really easy, I don't know why you would pick differently.

best soloq tank atm?

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>>169794738
Sombra is beautiful and you shouldn't bully her.

>>169795003
Blame the fags who abused ranked to pad their stats and sr. I see my games being really bad this season and I'll never be able to play that many ranked games a week sometimes.

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>>169794708

Most of them

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>>169795073
Zarya has always been a solid choice

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BRAAAAAAAP

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>>169794832
>she's broken
>blizz is biased against her

You're not making sense. Either way, the bastion buff is good mews for D.Va since defense matrix is the best thing you can engage him with.

>>169795203
>matrix is still bugged
>"defense matrix is the best thing you can engage him with"
point and laugh

>Served stopped working
>was about to win my 9th placement match

FUUUUCK
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO OPEN THE GAME TO SEE IT AS A LOSS, BECAUSE BLIZZ'S INCOMPETENCE COUNTS AS A LOSS

>>169795203
I mean literally broken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RJDK6C2IMM

>finally about to win a match
>servers go down
poetry

>>169795320
>please play the ptr, we really need feedback to ignore

bastion is fucking unkillable with a mercy and a rein

still does retarded damage in sentry mode and now even pharah rockets don't do shit and deflecting him to death with genji doesn't work either

he's a goddamn juggernaut in tank form even without nanoboost and somehow I still had a teammate that couldn't get one kill as a nanotank

blizz why

automated tournaments?

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I WAS FUCKING 44 AND 2 GODDAMN IT
IT WON'T COUNT NOW

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>169795428
This is the new era of the mexican hat meta

I hope you have a good Sombra player on all your teams anon

>>169795274
first your team needs to bring down reins shield while being out of bastions line of sight, then dva can charge with matrix but not alone

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>tfw you will never get an animated spray

>>169795510
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>169795563
>with matrix
I don't think you understand what the problem is at the current time
see >>169795320

>>169795537
>good sombra players

that's like telling me I should have a chrome fucking unicorn on my team

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>>169795568
>tfw I have them all and I still feel empty inside

inb4 after a season of forum-whining they're gonna nerf Bastion into shit again and make him even worse than before 1.8

And no, I'm not defending his current state.

>>>/co/90334139

please don't post pigs in other people's generals
also please don't post pigs at all, thanks

>>169794349
so you can't shit on my duo stack for insta-locking genji hanzo

>>169795687
>he didn't practice chrome unicorn on the PTR

You have only yourself to blame

>>169795793
play with me or im reporting you faggot

>>169795770
But Mei is a cute Chinese girl! You must be mistaken anon!

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https://oddshot.tv/s/W4s4qw

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>KOTH
>soloQ
>Team with a 3 stack
>Genji
>Hanzo
>Widow
>I have gold eliminations through first point
>As Lucio

>>169795849
mada mada I have only one brother

>Reaper can avoid entire instances of damage any effects with wraith form
>Roadhog can heal through tons of shit, his heal laughs at death blossom
>Dva cucks entire ults out of existence
>Rein shield blocks literally everything worth blocking in a wide area
>Zarya bubbles work as ranged "invincibility barriers" against burst damage
>Mei can become invulnerable while healing, block Los dependent attacks for her and team

This is fine

>Bastion takes reduced damage while he can't move and is finally viable

*AUTISTIC SCREECHING*


Fuck off you shitters and leave my robro alone. Learn to counter a stove and let him being viable

>>169795971
holy shit what was that?

How does one counter rein+bastion cancer now

>Bastion is mediocre as fuck, extremely situational
>Blizzard makes him OP as all hell

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>>169792159
The thumbnail makes it look like she has huge... tracts of land

>>169796084
3/4-stacking and instalocking DPS should be a bannable offense

>>169796173
>phoneposters

>>169796108
t. a bronze shitter

>>169796249
Phoneposters can't have custom file names

>>169795910
whenever I see a Mei in battle I instinctively fear a Roadhog hook, but then I am relieved!
wrong piggu! lol

but this confusion is bad for the game so she should be removed.

>>169795428

>Unkillable
>"QUE GONDOLAS NACHOS"
>Shield is down, sentry form deactivated
>Free win

>>169796108
>reaper can get killed
>roadhog can get killed
>dva can get killed
>rein can get killed
>zarya can get killed
>mei can get killed

>bastion can literally take entire ults and be okay, and can even take D.va's ult head on if nanoboosted

>>169796108
all of the things you listed are instances where they have to choose between being invulnerable and doing damage aside from zarya who's entire kit is built around it

nano bastion is an unkillable killing machine that does both at once and that's the problem.

>>169796294
out of those 2 I'd rather see Roadhog removed desu

>mfw I cant fucking play bastion because im getting bullied by everything

>>169796108
>Reaper can avoid entire instances of damage any effects with wraith form
That's a good one, mate.

>>169796286
what prevents that?

>>169794940
I would, but I am waiting for Bastion to be merged and D.Va's DM to be bug/fixed.

>>169795183
implying this isn't my fetish

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>>169796286
Yes they can.

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>>169795073

You already know the answer

>>169796343
now if only sombra players weren't legally retarded along with having unapologetically trashbag taste

>>169796356
>can literally take entire ults and be okay, and can even take D.va's ult head on
>reaper
>dva
>rein
>zarya
>mei
they can do that, too
are you stupid?

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THEY REMOVED 1v1 AGAIN?

>>169795971
>The way rein blasts off after the roadhog ultimate
I'm fucking dying.

>>169796496
How?

>>169796356

>Hero survives dva ultimate while using defensive ability and is nanoboosted

Which hero am I talking about? Here's Here's a hint: All of them

>Bastion takes entire ultimates to kill

Literally just hack/hook him you shitter

>>169796365

See above. Nanoboosted bastion is an ultimate ability and himself using an ability

Permanent reminder: Bastion can't fucking move in sentry mode. Abuse that

We've been saying since the game launched how important mobility is. It's why Lucio is so fucking good

>>169796543
and there's literally a spot for it. it always was there except for events but they decided to just leave an empty space...

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>>169796286
My samsung s2 can,

>>169796539
The thing is he gets damaged by those ults and still doesn't die. Those you listed simply don't take damage.

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>>169796249
Actually I was just leaning real far back and have tapioca for eyes.

>>169795971

>Rein: Hello darkness my old friend

>>169796756
which is better, taking damage or not taking damage?

>>169795971
Everything about this clip is lame.

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>The absolute city of ranked mode right now
>mfw don't even play ranked and having a blast on overwatch while my other buddies are throwing a tantrum

Would an aimbotting Soldier be fine according to owg? I mean you can still hook and sleep him xd

>>169796801
Taking damage and surviving because there is no cooldown.

>>169796756

>Nullifying entire instances of damage (wraith, ice block, ice wall, bubbles, barrier, rein shield, defense matrix) is worse than taking reduced damage

???

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>>169796563
Use a file manager and rename it? How else do you think?

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>zombie game mode
>I'm the zombie
>can only pick sombra or soldier without abilities
>whole enemy team is rein, moves super fast, does mad damage
>can't respawn

bastion is dumb. destroy bastion

>>169796892
it is when reduced damage is not on a cool down

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>>169796343
>>"QUE GONDOLAS NACHOS"

>>169796801
Not him, but surviving damage while dealing damage is better than being invulnerable but unable to deal damage.

>>169796878

>No cool down

>As well as shit tier spread and being anchored to one space

Oh no; bastion is using his abilities and being useful! Remove him!

>>169796756
So? That makes them better

>>169796878
>it's ok to take 90% of your health in damage because you don't need to wait to do it
????

>>169796917
I don't think Apple trusts iOScucks with a file manager.

>>169797009
>Bastion is fine he just uses his broken abilities
oh you're right it all makes sense now

>>169796940
Bastion buffs are the best thing to come out of the Overwatch team since the beta. 76 is not a must-pick anymore, Rein is bad against him and heroes that were terrible before are now playable as counters (Genji, Hanzo, Sombra etc.)

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>3v3
>last people standing is our zarya and their ana
>zarya gives up

>>169797094
destroy bastion now

>>169797043
Also iOS posts NONLOOPING gifs on here. It's fucking awful

>>169797094
>this entire post
gold opinions are irrelevant

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>>169796286

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>>169796543
>fastest way for me to get wins
>taken away any time they make a change

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>>169796917

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>>169795320
>her fucking defense matrix moves as she gets hit too

Why is blizz so incompetent holy shit

Bastion is the tank that lets the tank meta continue

>>169796917
Or you can use the gallery rename, like quickpic

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>we need 2nd healer
>Soldier76 reporting for duty
Argument breaks out wether he's a healer or not, we lose game because they write novels back and forth with arguments

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>>169797194
>thinks an immobile character with no headshots is op
>accuses others of being gold

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Should I even bother with competitive this season? Comptetitive players sound like the most miserable people on the planet

>>169797414
I'm higher ranked than you and everyone else in this thread, and you're wrong.

Get owned, retard

>>169797548
prove it faggot

>>169797094
What are you talking about, the new meta is the exact same as the previous meta, but with Bastion instead of the 2nd DPS

>>169797292
That's what it was doing up until now with roadhog as well. Yet blizzard pretends there was some magical dead zone instead of admitting this whole update is just glorified bug fix. That broke even more things anyway.

>owg claims to have the several people who are top 50
>cant put together a decent team

fuck off

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>Blizzard
What the hell were they thinking with this new update? Everyone bitches about the tank meta, so what do they do? ...They bring in more tanks to protect Bastion, who is fucking overpowered now, by the way.

What the fuck. It is like they tried to take a step forward, and tripped and rolled down the entire staircase.

>>169797595
Explain "the previous meta"

Bastion scout spread resets MUCH FASTER than it has any right to do
you can do 5 bullet burst at 100% accuracy with less than a second of downtime, it's fucking retarded

I have not won a single game in 50 matches. This is beyond "git gud" terroritory, this is definite proof that I have a curse laid upon me.

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>>169797487
>mercyfag saying someone is miserable

>>169797094
>genji was terrible before
>being a silver

mada mada

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>when you solo queue and get put in a 5 man stack

JUST GET A 6TH GUY OR FUCK THE HELL OFF

>>169797659
Have you played season 3 at all?
Literally any game on SR 2000+ had an Ana, Lucio, S:76, Rein, another tank (usually Roadhog or Zarya), another DPS (usually Genji, Tracer or Roadhog)

>>169797647

main tank:
flex tank:
main support/ana:
flex support/lucio:
DPS hitscan:
DPS projectile/flex:

Fill in the /owg/ roster

>>169797738
I don't main mercy. Mercy just has the best faces in game besides Junkrat

did they make bastions hitbox bigger or something Im literally a bullet magnet

>>169797648
Doomfist will fix everything, I swear. We are in need of money though, so you better buy some lootboxes before we release him.

>>169797648

Bastion counters tanks

And sombra counters tanks and le balanced stove robot

Pick sombra senpai

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>>169797487
>playing competitive after season 2

>>169796343
LAVATE LOS MANOS!

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>>169796343
tfw I can ¡Apagando las luces! pretty well but I cannot play sombra 9/10 games because either some fucker asks me to change ( and I'm forced to, because 100% of these faggots will tilt and throw if I don't) or nobody picks a tank and I'm forced to balance the comp.

>>169795003
>Diamond with these changes
3000SR is going to be smurfland.
I guess at least 3000SR players can handle it.

>>169797959
.....
Water your hands?

>>169798027
>>169797959
Wash your hands

>join a 500% custom match
>normal matches feel super slow afterwards

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I figured out how to replicate crotch shot Dva.

If you get her on main menu, change screen modes from full screen to windowed borderless.

Idk if it works the other way round.

>>169797414
okay gold

>>169797920
>Bastion counters tanks
There isn't a whole lot he doesn't counter now. He can outheal most ults and his DPS is insane. Given I've only played about 23 games in this new meta, but if they are anything to go on Bastion is a huge part of defense now. He is pretty much a requirement, an obligation, or in other words: The new meta.

And guess what? So is D.Va and Reinhardt, because they protect him. "We're tired of tanks!", so your solution of buffing the tank killer results in even more tank play... What now? Bastion needs to be changed. I haven't even played this new update much and I can already say that with a certainty.

>>169793616
Looking for me?

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>>169797870
>main tank: Anonymous
>flex tank: Anonymous
>main support/ana: Anonymous
>flex support/lucio: Anonymous
>DPS hitscan: Anonymous
>DPS projectile/flex: Anonymous

>>169798027
a meme that never caught

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eacj334RVjc

>>169798136
>join a 500% custom match
>feel like you're on speed for an hour irl

>>169797870
That's my point, you can't because everybody wants to talk shit but nobody wants to prove it.

>>169797959
>>169798027
cheeky american dad reference
i like it

>>169798150
I want to fuck that MEKA

>Before Season 4
"Fuck switch off Sombra or I'll throw"
>Now
"NO SOMBRA PLEASE"
"But Bastion meta"
"Fiiiiiiiiiiine"

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how is this balanced

Where's all the fashion week speculation coming from? Has it been hinted at somewhere I don't know about?

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>>169798404
Just as planned

As a support player, i have a question, how hard is it to kill a flying Pharah ? She has no cover, she's slow as fuck and she is literally begging to be killed when she's ulting. It's even easier to kill a Mercy when she's sucking that egyptian bitch's cunt. Why everytime i find a game where there is a Pharah on the enemy team, no one is able to kill it ?

>>169798454
You could always pray that it's a shitter 6-stack.

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>>169798404
>listening to cry babies that want you to switch

>>169798454
>xD

Deserved.

There's like a market online for selling cheetos that look like something right.

I just took a shit that looks like tracer. Is there a market for that? I've already put it into a peanut butter jar.

Is this the worst update to Overwatch so far?

>>169798545
I always do it as Ana. Some people just suck.

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this is some awful grass

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>>169798136
>Play any classic shooter
>Overwatch feels super slow in comparison

>>169798324
>Drop acid
>Six hours worth of time-distorting rollercoaster ride

>>169797647
But I AM top 50, it's just that I keep getting matched with bad players so I'm stuck in silver

>>169798454
What if they're a six stack of low diamond players matched against a GM

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Best crosshair for cowboy? I feel like circle is fucking with my aim

>>169798545

Cause people are stupid and have no awareness.

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>>169798618
Did someone say... peanut butter?

Why is Blizzard's Placement system so retarded? 8-2 with gold elims and damage almost all games.
>2959
Why the FUCK is the previous season's rank so fucking important? This is fucking bullshit.

>>169798545
You underestimate how hard it is to hit mercy with her stick figure hitbox when she's floating far above your head moving erratically with the pharah, and the healing makes pharah hard to kill unless you consistently hit your shots. Pharah is easier to deal with alone but a good one can kill you before you kill them.

>>169798748
>play 10 games against players who last season were rated around 2750
>win most of them
>"why wasn't I placed in masters??"

>>169798693
small crosshair

>>169798647
>futuric retro-garden on top of a big ass chink tower
>expecting real grass

You've only fooled yourself.

>>169798693
Dot or short crosshair
Green

>>169798847
DEEPEST
LORE

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I like how it plays the fancy animation as if I should be proud of how I went from 2986 to 2248 by winning most of my placements.

>>169798693
small crosshair is patrician for most characters

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>>169798748
>mfw I'm 3/5 so far and my rank will be higher than yours

I bet Hana would let me hold her hands, to keep them warm on a cold night. She'd rest her head on my chest and we'd fall asleep in each other's embrace. I wonder what it'd be like to bury my nose in her hair and hold her tight. I bet she smells wonderful.

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What is this dark magic

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>>169798838
>>169798874
>>169798921
Thank you kindly, small crosshair it is

I want to sniff Sombra's dirty panties desu senpai

So guys.
Anyone wants to play a custom game?

>>169799125
no

>payload is now "team with a bastion and rein on top of the payload" versus "team with a bastion and rein on high ground"

What a great game

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>>169798454
>people using eth as an edgy D

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>>169797883
That is true.

>>169798837
Then why the FUCK didn't they increase the MMR of the enemies after every fucking consecutive victory? I literally won 7 games in a row before losing my first one because of some bullshit. Don't try to defend this system, it's retarded.

>>169798748
>>169798837
This. If everyone was rated on placements alone you'd have tons of people who were high in gold, plat, diamond before winning loads of games against others in those ranks and going up to master just cause they had a easy time.

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>>169797850
>be in a team of 4 soloqs and a duo
>vs a 6-stack
>the duo goes hanzo and widow

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>mfw ana is still ridiculously op
>mfw ana still makes every other healer completely irrelevant
>mfw ana can still easily keep up several tanks, making every dps irrelevant
>mfw the bastion buff just switched 76 out and changed nothing else
>mfw ana is still objectively the strongest healer in the game
>mfw ana is still a monster in 1v1s with flankers
>mfw ana can still completely deny most ults with her regular abilities
>mfw blizzard listens to the "B-B-BUT YOU HAVE TO AIM!!!1!" faggots and ana will never be properly nerfed

>>169797850
That would lead to only 6 stacks allowed which I believe was their original idea.

>>169799260
if you want your rank you play ranked
if you actually gave a a shit, placements would only make up a fraction of your matches
stay mad brother

add a kick button

Are you guys ever right about anything?

Just tried Sombra for the first time ever and she is really good.

>>169799626
play zen

>>169799532
But can Ana do sick wallrides?

>>169799626
>Allowing stacks to bully solo q players.
No thanks

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>>169799452
>be in a 6-stack of friends that i'm catfishing
>get matched against a 6-stack of soloqers who pushed the "stay as a team" button

>>169799532
t. mercy main

>>169799847
Explain the catfishing part anon

>mfw when i realize how fun and sexy pharah is
why the fuck didn't you assholes tell me sooner?

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>you perform your function admirably
Symmetra stop being lewd

>>169799929
I hope Zarya turns out to be an omnicfucker

>>169799974
>pretend to be grill
>don't actually be grill
Another cucking in the bag

>be grandmaster (male)
>pirate voice changer and spend some hours tuning it
>now sound like grandmaster (female)
>every teamstack always invites me to play with them and carries me to the top 500

hehe......................................

>>169799974
it just kinda happened, i thought my username was a dumb pun but apparently it's girly. I main support and don't have a mic, people just connected the dots and i rolled with it because i have no friends

>>169800058
Play her on Lijang Tower, literally her best and funnest map.

>zarya can still do her fuck you bubble disabling you whatever you do

nice.

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>>169800058
Some people probably tried to

>>169799765
make it so that stacks get 1 vote

>>169800058
because she becomes seriously unfun against people that know how to aim and it takes huge amount of effort to git gud.

>>169800171
My battle tag makes people call me daddy

>>169800171
>Be in a 6-stack of friends
>I have no friends
??????

>>169800129
>her dildo turns out to be an omnic
I can see it now

>>169800273
i didnt have any until i started pretending to be a grill

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>tfw normies took over OW porn

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>Sat down to play comp at like 3 AM because I had today off
>Just looked up, it is now 10 AM
>Now probably going to sleep through my day off because I was dumb
T-thanks

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Anyone here thought up any good custom games they want to share?

Only thing I did was 6 Hanzos defending Hanamura from a single overpowered genji.

It was pretty balanced, and we had nothing but full games.

Not very creative though.

I want to do something with CTF. I was thinking something like "Cold War" where the only characters you can have are Symmetra and Torbjorn with increased health.

>>169797359
>shitters thinking having 2-2-2 is the only feasible way to win

last season i did placements with my friends and we went 5 dps 1 ana, only lost 1 match.

>>169800437

I just want to play 6 vs 6 elimination with normal rules.

Every game I have joined has stupid shit like 200% speed 500% health no cooldowns etc

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>>169800058
you're going to come
you're going to come
you're going to come with me.

I would hate omnics more, but it's not as fun to torture robots.

>>169800437
3v3 Pharah only with 1000 HP and no respawn time

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Wew, first widow skin drop since day 1 of the game release

Its like a urban legend coming true

>>169800379
Fuck maybe I should try that

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>>169800437
>Junkrat only
>max damage
>max speed
>no respawn time
>least health
>no abilities

>>169800554
it's destiny

>>169800509
DONT YOU LIKE 500% EVERYTHING ANON?
ARE YOU NOT FEELING THE AWESOMENESS OF ZARYA PERMASHIELDING?
IS SOLDIER 76'S GIANT ULT COCK TOO MUCH TO HANDLE, KILLING YOUR ENTIRE TEAM OVER AND OVER?
FUCKING DRAGONS FIRING EVERYWHERE, HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IT?

I now have cancer

>>169800558
i now have about eight close friends i play with regularly and a total of 97 people in my friends list most of them are real girls who think im one of them

>>169800437
I played one that was pretty fun.
>King's Row, 500% capture rate and payload speed
>3 Symmetra on defense
>6 Genji
>Max damage on everything
The game was called hornet's nest. The trick was to hide turrets from genji because a single tag can kill in half a second. Genji's have to go slow and clear out turrets faster than Symmetras can put them down

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>tfw no Dva to bully

>>169800865
Listen here you speccy cunt, do NOT - I REPEAT - do NOT, bully my daughter.

>>169800830
That does sound fun. Was it pretty balanced?

Did the symms or genjis have any cooldown/speed modifiers?

I might make this tonight.

>>169800518
would zen successfuly help the torturer become a better person?

Can you disable primary fire in custom games?

>>169800253
Hot, what is it?

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this is fucking retarded
why is UI design going backwards? what is this degeneration?

>>169800971
No, unfortunately.

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>>169800865
>tfw no D.Va to love gently

>>169800961
No I mean it's not as gratuitously violent to torture robots. Metal can't bleed.

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>>169800971
Not yet

>>169800946
Not that I could tell. Ults were disabled. It was balanced up until the last point when Sym's were spawning so close to the point. I don't remembes if they had respawn timers or not. It was pretty fun. Genji's would just nudge the payload inch by inch

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>>169800437

>>169800971
No, not yet

>>169800998
it'll look better with an even number of heroes because they're going to add one soon
that doesn't excuse the illegible numbers, however

How do I hack POTG with Sombra?

>>169801080
that question was unrelated
but they would bleed
it just wouldn't do much

>>169801174
By actually getting PotG

I was trying to think up a zombies gamemode.

>Assault maps(Hanamura, Anubis, Volkskaya)
>Attackers are 6 reapers with reduced speed but increased damage and health
>Defenders will be 3 heroes(1 ana, 1 mccree, 1 soldier)

How does it sound so far?

I was also thinking of making it a 1 life skirmish game.

>>169801221
They bleed oil and they rust. Oil doesn't taste as good as blood.

>join a so called "500%" map to see whats it all about
>cancer mode with everything is just turned up to max

is this really what people consider """""fun"""""

>http://cod.esportswikis.com/wiki/JKap
>Letting a former CoD pro balance your game

Owbabs?

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>playing 3v3 as Widow
>3v1
>I kill two but die to their Hog after leaving him at ~100HP
>win the next two rounds, headshots left and right
>match point
>everyone but their Hog is dead
>it's me and Ana vs Hog
>he's backed into a corner behind the big tube in the center right of the map
>he's trying to kill me as I'm dancing around it with Ana healing me
>ults
>doesn't hit me a single time
>Ana nanoboosts me and we kill him
>Hog's teammates say "We got an Easy bot on our team"

>>169795067
This, Rein is top tier bro, McCree is friendly, Hanzo is a bitter fuck. Even before you make it gay there's clearly a tier for who you'd want to spend the most time with.

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>tfw your team spams ezezezez after winning a close game
I don't even care when the enemy team does it, but for some really it really annoys me when my team does.
I really hope Blizzard adds a report option for faggots who do this tbqh.

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>>169801473
>there is a pro cod scene

>>169801435
People did the same thing when Halo 3 came out.

99% of the first gamemodes people made were just
>MAX SPEED
>LOW GRAVITY
>INFINITE AMMO
etc

Once we get savable gamemodes and maybe even a fileshare we'll get some good stuff.

>>169800905
Go fuck yourself, Jack. I bet you need your tactical visor to actually beat your dick without missing.

>>169800982
ItsMeYourDad

I enter games and type into all chat
>hey
>its me
>your dad
After a win I type
>son I am so proud

It's pretty funny how quickly people pick up on father abandonment/emotional neglect joke. Every overwatch player hates their dad apparently

>>169801006
>>169801125
Well when it comes, I was thinking of a game mode with Soldier and Sombra.
>All primary fire and soldier's heal pack disabled
>Soldier's rockets and Sombra's hack have zero cooldown
The idea would be Soldier's would be the damage dealers while Sombra's would be hacking enemy Soldier's as much as possible to deny damage

>>169801435
Yes actually, maybe get the stick out of your ass and you'd be able to enjoy it

>>169801590
Shut the fuck up Gabriel, go listen to your gay ass Linkin Park cds. Hybrid Theory fucking sucked.

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>>169801558
>get absolutely stomped
>instant 0-3, we never even got 1%
>teammate types "gg"

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>lose a close game
>say "ez"

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>>169800905
Your daughter was made to be bullied.