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Old: >>169774818
remove omniggers
>>169791985
REEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Luciofags who spend the entire game wallriding a mile away from their team
>>169791985
I planned to literally 100% only play rein this season, am I fucked?
I love Hana.
5 Cute facts about D.Va
-She is a girl!
-She is a pro gamer!
-I love her!!!
-D.VA!!!!!
>>169792194
>-She is a girl!
Did you just assume xer gender?
>>169792194
Hats when?
>>169792194
it's just not the same
HOL UP
*smacks lips*
What youse tryin' to say is
*rolls up invisible sleeves*
What you red team is saying
*wallrides heavily around enemy team*
That we lucios can
*pulls up armoured pants slowly falling back below the waistline*
That we can like get sum
*snorts loudly through huge nostrils*
Get sum of that you saying that
*holds ghetto blaster in hands and shakes it twice*
Some finna
*eats lucio-o's and frog legs while having some overtime*
Hol up so u be sayin is
*licks teeth and grins*
That this paylod hurr
What are your worst me ooga team booga stories?
>>169792159
Me too, anon!
Why are french people so stupid and shit at this game? Whenever I have a really shitty game with no comms at all they always end with "lelele baguette oui oui xDD" in group chat followed by other frogs replying in their faggot language. Please rename the leave button to "Surrender", I'm sick of those shitters.
>>169792364
me ooga rank 999999 best wdowmaker
team booga say not play widowmaker
ooga me show them
booga booga no you stop play iwdowmaker
oogga bugnga i will change if i dont paly well
we lose
me unga team bunga
>tfw you finally figure out sombra's spray pattern
haha i am unstoppable now
>>169792351
1/10 reformat amd try again
>>169792194
That's only 4 though.
>>169792096
>I planned to literally 100% only play one of the most broken heroes in game this season, am I fucked?
I wonder.
>>169792471
this isn't csgo, shitlord
>>169792052
*omniniggers
>sweet the server browser's here
>now I can avoid the maps I hate
>maybe get a bit frisky and turn off snipers
>check the browser
>everyone is going full retard with it
>the lobby titles are like youtube titles
>500% NO COOLDOWN GENJI VS BASTION BOSS MODE [GONE SEXUAL]
I didn't think this community could disappoint me more.
How is neoBastion and nuHog? Balanced? Busted?
HNNNGGGGHHHHHHH
>>169792364
This was S1 for reference.
>Soldier just following me around as reinhardt, doesnt seem to be doing anything but following me.
>Hear "Put your shield down so i can shoot them." over voice comm.
>Oblige out of sheer confusion.
>He actually starts shooting.
>Throw it back up on reflex because of an incoming helix rocket.
>"Thanks man."
To this day i have no idea if he was just trolling or legitimately didnt know he could shoot through a friendly reinhardts shield.
P O L L T I M E
Continued from last thread!
>185 posters
>41 votes
Come on /owg/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12440861
http://www.strawpoll.me/12440861
http://www.strawpoll.me/12440861
>>169792680
kill yourself
>>169792680
Piss off you utter wasteman
>>169792194
5th fact - she's a gigantic slut that hosts these "fan meetups" when she lets the fans gangbang her with a bukkake finish
If the meta is bastion does that mean I can main Genji in comp now?
>>169792567
road is a tossup, if you're a veteran you'll have to get used to it after 1 or 2 games, partly because of the new cooldown. You'll be peaking corners too early by 2 seconds. everyone is now either 2-3.5 meters hooked but at the same time your spray has been reduced, so you have to aim dead center on your reticle for them to eat the shots and still 1 shot.
Feels amazing honestly, I dont have to be dead smack on someones face anymore if my hook isnt on cooldown to 1 shot them.
Bastions survival has increased since you can move and repair, but the only way you can pull it off is you coordinate with a team cuz roadhog is still dominant in meta
I'm getting sick of QP because every game is decided by who has the better Widowmaker. I played a few hours yesterday and in every single game there was a Widowmaker, especially in the enemy team. You know what happened when the enemy Widowmaker ragequit? The replacement was another Widowmaker. Or another game when their Widow switched off, someone else immediately swapped to Widow. The first thing what happens after I load in is that someone instalocks Widowmaker.
Widow is as common in QP as Rein is in comp.
>>169792991
>genji beating the new bastion
Lul
>>169792364
>Anubis attack
>play Rein
>attacking point B
>team gets 3 picks
>I assume it's an easy 3v6
>put shield up and move on the point
>die 1v3
>check what team is doing
>they're still hiding and poke-firing behind the chokepoint
>tfw you try hard but still lose
>in mystery heroes
So did you place lower or higher than your season final?
>>169792991
Genji is not a counter to Bastion and he's never been a counter to Bastion.
>>169793080
>people always prioritise widow and hanzo over a healer or tank
Kill me
>>169793152
das it mane
>>169793181
higher by 200 points, my friend got pretty salty since his highest last season was higher than my alt
>>169793256
>>169793080
>people who really like widow but know they can't play her competitively only use her in QP
You should be happy.
Post Sombra
>>169793616
ok, here she is
>>169793616
right here
>>169793616
been here all along
>>169793080
>switch to Winston to go hot monkey dick on their ass
>there's always a fucking Laneboar who focus fires you all the time
>>169793427
I just hope they permanently fuck off to sniperbabby custom arcade
>>169793371
hello silver
>>169793714
It's free ult charge for them
it's why winston's passive should be to give no ult charge on damage
>McCree
>Hanzo
>Young Reinhardt
Fuck/Marry/Kill
I want to become good friends with Sombra and buy ice cream for us two.
>>169793918
Kill (You)
>>169793918
Kill myself
>>169793927
Why? She's ugly and also not a good person
>>169792442
I have never met a French person that wasn't dumb as fuck desu
post cute
>>169794182
Argentina is white!
What does being 'on fire' actually do?
we kept playing like this until 3rd round, when ana swapped to lucio, good game!
>>169794349
makes all the girls wet as fuck.
>Roadhogs full name is Roadie Hogington
weird
>>169794349
It lets the enemy who they should kill first
>>169793616
que tal
>>169794057
>Befriending people baesed on looks
Sombra is pretty and i don't mind her not being a good person
Well I got placed in 1597
The new SR decay is one of the best things Blizzard has done to this game. If you can't play 7 games in a week, you don't belong in diamond or higher. It also weeds out all the schoolkids and other retards.
as someone who played just quick play up until now I think i enjoyed it much more during the offseason when there were people who knew what they were doing. now the average competence of players has noticeably dropped, is it time for me to start playing comp?
>>169794661
how many fingers do you have
>>169794630
>Sombra is pretty
She's pretty disgusting to look at, yeah.
Twitch tv more like koreans fucking everywhere tv
>>169794669
t. Gold player
>>169794349
Let's the team know who's boss so the on fire player can bully the rest of his team.
>they broke D.Va again
Good one blizzard, i see you aren't even trying to be subtle anymore in your bias against her.
Ever get that feeling Déjà Vu?
If Doomfist doesn't have Savior and Scourge legendaries when he releases I'mgoing to be very upset with Blizzard.
>>169794832
What is this poster trying to convey
Who sunken cost gaming here? Every season, I'm hoping to play less but already put so many hours.
Anyone good wanna do placement matches on Xbox? I'll do 2-3 people max. I placed diamond last season but I'd like to place masters or close to it this season. I'm 2-0 so far. Just gonna try and instalock soldier if that fails zarya, no mic just don't be braindead
>need to play SEVEN games a week or decay
Diamond is going to be ELO Hell now when all the Master and GM players decay.
Why is Bastion everywhere. Why is Ana so strong. Why is Zarya so unkillable. Why is Lucio a nigger.
>>169793918
Fuck McCree, Kill Hanzo, Marry Rein. Actually really easy, I don't know why you would pick differently.
best soloq tank atm?
>>169794738
Sombra is beautiful and you shouldn't bully her.
>>169795003
Blame the fags who abused ranked to pad their stats and sr. I see my games being really bad this season and I'll never be able to play that many ranked games a week sometimes.
>>169794708
Most of them
>>169795073
Zarya has always been a solid choice
BRAAAAAAAP
>>169794832
>she's broken
>blizz is biased against her
You're not making sense. Either way, the bastion buff is good mews for D.Va since defense matrix is the best thing you can engage him with.
>>169795203
>matrix is still bugged
>"defense matrix is the best thing you can engage him with"
point and laugh
>Served stopped working
>was about to win my 9th placement match
FUUUUCK
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO OPEN THE GAME TO SEE IT AS A LOSS, BECAUSE BLIZZ'S INCOMPETENCE COUNTS AS A LOSS
>>169795203
I mean literally broken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RJDK6C2IMM
>finally about to win a match
>servers go down
poetry
>>169795320
>please play the ptr, we really need feedback to ignore
bastion is fucking unkillable with a mercy and a rein
still does retarded damage in sentry mode and now even pharah rockets don't do shit and deflecting him to death with genji doesn't work either
he's a goddamn juggernaut in tank form even without nanoboost and somehow I still had a teammate that couldn't get one kill as a nanotank
blizz why
automated tournaments?
I WAS FUCKING 44 AND 2 GODDAMN IT
IT WON'T COUNT NOW
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>169795428
This is the new era of the mexican hat meta
I hope you have a good Sombra player on all your teams anon
>>169795274
first your team needs to bring down reins shield while being out of bastions line of sight, then dva can charge with matrix but not alone
>tfw you will never get an animated spray
>>169795510
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>169795563
>with matrix
I don't think you understand what the problem is at the current time
see >>169795320
>>169795537
>good sombra players
that's like telling me I should have a chrome fucking unicorn on my team
>>169795568
>tfw I have them all and I still feel empty inside
inb4 after a season of forum-whining they're gonna nerf Bastion into shit again and make him even worse than before 1.8
And no, I'm not defending his current state.
>>>/co/90334139
please don't post pigs in other people's generals
also please don't post pigs at all, thanks
>>169794349
so you can't shit on my duo stack for insta-locking genji hanzo
>>169795687
>he didn't practice chrome unicorn on the PTR
You have only yourself to blame
>>169795793
play with me or im reporting you faggot
>>169795770
But Mei is a cute Chinese girl! You must be mistaken anon!
https://oddshot.tv/s/W4s4qw
>KOTH
>soloQ
>Team with a 3 stack
>Genji
>Hanzo
>Widow
>I have gold eliminations through first point
>As Lucio
>>169795849
mada mada I have only one brother
>Reaper can avoid entire instances of damage any effects with wraith form
>Roadhog can heal through tons of shit, his heal laughs at death blossom
>Dva cucks entire ults out of existence
>Rein shield blocks literally everything worth blocking in a wide area
>Zarya bubbles work as ranged "invincibility barriers" against burst damage
>Mei can become invulnerable while healing, block Los dependent attacks for her and team
This is fine
>Bastion takes reduced damage while he can't move and is finally viable
*AUTISTIC SCREECHING*
Fuck off you shitters and leave my robro alone. Learn to counter a stove and let him being viable
>>169795971
holy shit what was that?
How does one counter rein+bastion cancer now
>Bastion is mediocre as fuck, extremely situational
>Blizzard makes him OP as all hell
>>169792159
The thumbnail makes it look like she has huge... tracts of land
>>169796084
3/4-stacking and instalocking DPS should be a bannable offense
>>169796173
>phoneposters
>>169796108
t. a bronze shitter
>>169796249
Phoneposters can't have custom file names
>>169795910
whenever I see a Mei in battle I instinctively fear a Roadhog hook, but then I am relieved!
wrong piggu! lol
but this confusion is bad for the game so she should be removed.
>>169795428
>Unkillable
>"QUE GONDOLAS NACHOS"
>Shield is down, sentry form deactivated
>Free win
>>169796108
>reaper can get killed
>roadhog can get killed
>dva can get killed
>rein can get killed
>zarya can get killed
>mei can get killed
>bastion can literally take entire ults and be okay, and can even take D.va's ult head on if nanoboosted
>>169796108
all of the things you listed are instances where they have to choose between being invulnerable and doing damage aside from zarya who's entire kit is built around it
nano bastion is an unkillable killing machine that does both at once and that's the problem.
>>169796294
out of those 2 I'd rather see Roadhog removed desu
>mfw I cant fucking play bastion because im getting bullied by everything
>>169796108
>Reaper can avoid entire instances of damage any effects with wraith form
That's a good one, mate.
>>169796286
what prevents that?
>>169794940
I would, but I am waiting for Bastion to be merged and D.Va's DM to be bug/fixed.
>>169795183implying this isn't my fetish
>>169796286
Yes they can.
>>169795073
You already know the answer
>>169796343
now if only sombra players weren't legally retarded along with having unapologetically trashbag taste
>>169796356
>can literally take entire ults and be okay, and can even take D.va's ult head on
>reaper
>dva
>rein
>zarya
>mei
they can do that, too
are you stupid?
THEY REMOVED 1v1 AGAIN?
>>169795971
>The way rein blasts off after the roadhog ultimate
I'm fucking dying.
>>169796496How?
>>169796356
>Hero survives dva ultimate while using defensive ability and is nanoboosted
Which hero am I talking about? Here's Here's a hint: All of them
>Bastion takes entire ultimates to kill
Literally just hack/hook him you shitter
>>169796365
See above. Nanoboosted bastion is an ultimate ability and himself using an ability
Permanent reminder: Bastion can't fucking move in sentry mode. Abuse that
We've been saying since the game launched how important mobility is. It's why Lucio is so fucking good
>>169796543
and there's literally a spot for it. it always was there except for events but they decided to just leave an empty space...
>>169796286
My samsung s2 can,
>>169796539
The thing is he gets damaged by those ults and still doesn't die. Those you listed simply don't take damage.
>>169796249
Actually I was just leaning real far back and have tapioca for eyes.
>>169795971
>Rein: Hello darkness my old friend
>>169796756
which is better, taking damage or not taking damage?
>>169795971
Everything about this clip is lame.
>The absolute city of ranked mode right now
>mfw don't even play ranked and having a blast on overwatch while my other buddies are throwing a tantrum
Would an aimbotting Soldier be fine according to owg? I mean you can still hook and sleep him xd
>>169796801
Taking damage and surviving because there is no cooldown.
>>169796756
>Nullifying entire instances of damage (wraith, ice block, ice wall, bubbles, barrier, rein shield, defense matrix) is worse than taking reduced damage
???
>>169796563
Use a file manager and rename it? How else do you think?
>zombie game mode
>I'm the zombie
>can only pick sombra or soldier without abilities
>whole enemy team is rein, moves super fast, does mad damage
>can't respawn
bastion is dumb. destroy bastion
>>169796892
it is when reduced damage is not on a cool down
>>169796343
>>"QUE GONDOLAS NACHOS"
>>169796801
Not him, but surviving damage while dealing damage is better than being invulnerable but unable to deal damage.
>>169796878
>No cool down
>As well as shit tier spread and being anchored to one space
Oh no; bastion is using his abilities and being useful! Remove him!
>>169796756
So? That makes them better
>>169796878
>it's ok to take 90% of your health in damage because you don't need to wait to do it
????
>>169796917
I don't think Apple trusts iOScucks with a file manager.
>>169797009
>Bastion is fine he just uses his broken abilities
oh you're right it all makes sense now
>>169796940
Bastion buffs are the best thing to come out of the Overwatch team since the beta. 76 is not a must-pick anymore, Rein is bad against him and heroes that were terrible before are now playable as counters (Genji, Hanzo, Sombra etc.)
>3v3
>last people standing is our zarya and their ana
>zarya gives up
>>169797094
destroy bastion now
>>169797043
Also iOS posts NONLOOPING gifs on here. It's fucking awful
>>169797094
>this entire post
gold opinions are irrelevant
>>169796286
>>169796543
>fastest way for me to get wins
>taken away any time they make a change
>>169796917
>>169795320
>her fucking defense matrix moves as she gets hit too
Why is blizz so incompetent holy shit
Bastion is the tank that lets the tank meta continue
>>169796917
Or you can use the gallery rename, like quickpic
>we need 2nd healer
>Soldier76 reporting for duty
Argument breaks out wether he's a healer or not, we lose game because they write novels back and forth with arguments
>>169797194
>thinks an immobile character with no headshots is op
>accuses others of being gold
Should I even bother with competitive this season? Comptetitive players sound like the most miserable people on the planet
>>169797414
I'm higher ranked than you and everyone else in this thread, and you're wrong.
Get owned, retard
>>169797548
prove it faggot
>>169797094
What are you talking about, the new meta is the exact same as the previous meta, but with Bastion instead of the 2nd DPS
>>169797292
That's what it was doing up until now with roadhog as well. Yet blizzard pretends there was some magical dead zone instead of admitting this whole update is just glorified bug fix. That broke even more things anyway.
>owg claims to have the several people who are top 50
>cant put together a decent team
fuck off
>Blizzard
What the hell were they thinking with this new update? Everyone bitches about the tank meta, so what do they do? ...They bring in more tanks to protect Bastion, who is fucking overpowered now, by the way.
What the fuck. It is like they tried to take a step forward, and tripped and rolled down the entire staircase.
>>169797595
Explain "the previous meta"
Bastion scout spread resets MUCH FASTER than it has any right to do
you can do 5 bullet burst at 100% accuracy with less than a second of downtime, it's fucking retarded
I have not won a single game in 50 matches. This is beyond "git gud" terroritory, this is definite proof that I have a curse laid upon me.
>>169797487
>mercyfag saying someone is miserable
>>169797094
>genji was terrible before
>being a silver
mada mada
>when you solo queue and get put in a 5 man stack
JUST GET A 6TH GUY OR FUCK THE HELL OFF
>>169797659
Have you played season 3 at all?
Literally any game on SR 2000+ had an Ana, Lucio, S:76, Rein, another tank (usually Roadhog or Zarya), another DPS (usually Genji, Tracer or Roadhog)
>>169797647
main tank:
flex tank:
main support/ana:
flex support/lucio:
DPS hitscan:
DPS projectile/flex:
Fill in the /owg/ roster
>>169797738
I don't main mercy. Mercy just has the best faces in game besides Junkrat
did they make bastions hitbox bigger or something Im literally a bullet magnet
>>169797648
Doomfist will fix everything, I swear. We are in need of money though, so you better buy some lootboxes before we release him.
>>169797648
Bastion counters tanks
And sombra counters tanks and le balanced stove robot
Pick sombra senpai
>>169797487
>playing competitive after season 2
>>169796343
LAVATE LOS MANOS!
>>169796343
tfw I can ¡Apagando las luces! pretty well but I cannot play sombra 9/10 games because either some fucker asks me to change ( and I'm forced to, because 100% of these faggots will tilt and throw if I don't) or nobody picks a tank and I'm forced to balance the comp.
>>169795003
>Diamond with these changes
3000SR is going to be smurfland.
I guess at least 3000SR players can handle it.
>>169797959
.....
Water your hands?
>>169798027
>>169797959
Wash your hands
>join a 500% custom match
>normal matches feel super slow afterwards
I figured out how to replicate crotch shot Dva.
If you get her on main menu, change screen modes from full screen to windowed borderless.
Idk if it works the other way round.
>>169797414
okay gold
>>169797920
>Bastion counters tanks
There isn't a whole lot he doesn't counter now. He can outheal most ults and his DPS is insane. Given I've only played about 23 games in this new meta, but if they are anything to go on Bastion is a huge part of defense now. He is pretty much a requirement, an obligation, or in other words: The new meta.
And guess what? So is D.Va and Reinhardt, because they protect him. "We're tired of tanks!", so your solution of buffing the tank killer results in even more tank play... What now? Bastion needs to be changed. I haven't even played this new update much and I can already say that with a certainty.
>>169793616
Looking for me?
>>169797870
>main tank: Anonymous
>flex tank: Anonymous
>main support/ana: Anonymous
>flex support/lucio: Anonymous
>DPS hitscan: Anonymous
>DPS projectile/flex: Anonymous
>>169798027
a meme that never caught
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eacj334RVjc
>>169798136
>join a 500% custom match
>feel like you're on speed for an hour irl
>>169797870
That's my point, you can't because everybody wants to talk shit but nobody wants to prove it.
>>169797959
>>169798027
cheeky american dad reference
i like it
>>169798150
I want to fuck that MEKA
>Before Season 4
"Fuck switch off Sombra or I'll throw"
>Now
"NO SOMBRA PLEASE"
"But Bastion meta"
"Fiiiiiiiiiiine"
how is this balanced
Where's all the fashion week speculation coming from? Has it been hinted at somewhere I don't know about?
>>169798404
Just as planned
As a support player, i have a question, how hard is it to kill a flying Pharah ? She has no cover, she's slow as fuck and she is literally begging to be killed when she's ulting. It's even easier to kill a Mercy when she's sucking that egyptian bitch's cunt. Why everytime i find a game where there is a Pharah on the enemy team, no one is able to kill it ?
>>169798454
You could always pray that it's a shitter 6-stack.
>>169798404
>listening to cry babies that want you to switch
>>169798454
>xD
Deserved.
There's like a market online for selling cheetos that look like something right.
I just took a shit that looks like tracer. Is there a market for that? I've already put it into a peanut butter jar.
Is this the worst update to Overwatch so far?
>>169798545
I always do it as Ana. Some people just suck.
this is some awful grass
>>169798136
>Play any classic shooter
>Overwatch feels super slow in comparison
>>169798324
>Drop acid
>Six hours worth of time-distorting rollercoaster ride
>>169797647
But I AM top 50, it's just that I keep getting matched with bad players so I'm stuck in silver
>>169798454
What if they're a six stack of low diamond players matched against a GM
Best crosshair for cowboy? I feel like circle is fucking with my aim
>>169798545
Cause people are stupid and have no awareness.
>>169798618
Did someone say... peanut butter?
Why is Blizzard's Placement system so retarded? 8-2 with gold elims and damage almost all games.
>2959
Why the FUCK is the previous season's rank so fucking important? This is fucking bullshit.
>>169798545
You underestimate how hard it is to hit mercy with her stick figure hitbox when she's floating far above your head moving erratically with the pharah, and the healing makes pharah hard to kill unless you consistently hit your shots. Pharah is easier to deal with alone but a good one can kill you before you kill them.
>>169798748
>play 10 games against players who last season were rated around 2750
>win most of them
>"why wasn't I placed in masters??"
>>169798693
small crosshair
>>169798647
>futuric retro-garden on top of a big ass chink tower
>expecting real grass
You've only fooled yourself.
>>169798693
Dot or short crosshair
Green
>>169798847
DEEPEST
LORE
I like how it plays the fancy animation as if I should be proud of how I went from 2986 to 2248 by winning most of my placements.
>>169798693
small crosshair is patrician for most characters
>>169798748
>mfw I'm 3/5 so far and my rank will be higher than yours
I bet Hana would let me hold her hands, to keep them warm on a cold night. She'd rest her head on my chest and we'd fall asleep in each other's embrace. I wonder what it'd be like to bury my nose in her hair and hold her tight. I bet she smells wonderful.
What is this dark magic
>>169798838
>>169798874
>>169798921
Thank you kindly, small crosshair it is
I want to sniff Sombra's dirty panties desu senpai
So guys.
Anyone wants to play a custom game?
>payload is now "team with a bastion and rein on top of the payload" versus "team with a bastion and rein on high ground"
What a great game
>>169798454
>people using eth as an edgy D
>>169797883
That is true.
>>169798837
Then why the FUCK didn't they increase the MMR of the enemies after every fucking consecutive victory? I literally won 7 games in a row before losing my first one because of some bullshit. Don't try to defend this system, it's retarded.
>>169798748
>>169798837
This. If everyone was rated on placements alone you'd have tons of people who were high in gold, plat, diamond before winning loads of games against others in those ranks and going up to master just cause they had a easy time.
>>169797850
>be in a team of 4 soloqs and a duo
>vs a 6-stack
>the duo goes hanzo and widow
>mfw ana is still ridiculously op
>mfw ana still makes every other healer completely irrelevant
>mfw ana can still easily keep up several tanks, making every dps irrelevant
>mfw the bastion buff just switched 76 out and changed nothing else
>mfw ana is still objectively the strongest healer in the game
>mfw ana is still a monster in 1v1s with flankers
>mfw ana can still completely deny most ults with her regular abilities
>mfw blizzard listens to the "B-B-BUT YOU HAVE TO AIM!!!1!" faggots and ana will never be properly nerfed
>>169797850
That would lead to only 6 stacks allowed which I believe was their original idea.
>>169799260
if you want your rank you play ranked
if you actually gave a a shit, placements would only make up a fraction of your matches
stay mad brother
add a kick button
Are you guys ever right about anything?
Just tried Sombra for the first time ever and she is really good.
>>169799626
play zen
>>169799532
But can Ana do sick wallrides?
>>169799626
>Allowing stacks to bully solo q players.
No thanks
>>169799452
>be in a 6-stack offriendsthat i'm catfishing
>get matched against a 6-stack of soloqers who pushed the "stay as a team" button
>>169799532
t. mercy main
>>169799847
Explain the catfishing part anon
>mfw when i realize howfun and sexypharah is
why the fuck didn't you assholes tell me sooner?
>you perform your function admirably
Symmetra stop being lewd
>>169799929
I hope Zarya turns out to be an omnicfucker
>>169799974
>pretend to be grill
>don't actually be grill
Another cucking in the bag
>be grandmaster (male)
>pirate voice changer and spend some hours tuning it
>now sound like grandmaster (female)
>every teamstack always invites me to play with them and carries me to the top 500
hehe......................................
>>169799974
it just kinda happened, i thought my username was a dumb pun but apparently it's girly. I main support and don't have a mic, people just connected the dots and i rolled with itbecause i have no friends
>>169800058
Play her on Lijang Tower, literally her best and funnest map.
>zarya can still do her fuck you bubble disabling you whatever you do
nice.
>>169800058
Some people probably tried to
>>169799765
make it so that stacks get 1 vote
>>169800058
because she becomes seriously unfun against people that know how to aim and it takes huge amount of effort to git gud.
>>169800171
My battle tag makes people call me daddy
>>169800171
>Be in a 6-stack of friends
>I have no friends
??????
>>169800129
>her dildo turns out to be an omnic
I can see it now
>>169800273i didnt have any until i started pretending to be a grill
>tfw normies took over OW porn
>Sat down to play comp at like 3 AM because I had today off
>Just looked up, it is now 10 AM
>Now probably going to sleep through my day off because I was dumb
T-thanks
Anyone here thought up any good custom games they want to share?
Only thing I did was 6 Hanzos defending Hanamura from a single overpowered genji.
It was pretty balanced, and we had nothing but full games.
Not very creative though.
I want to do something with CTF. I was thinking something like "Cold War" where the only characters you can have are Symmetra and Torbjorn with increased health.
>>169797359
>shitters thinking having 2-2-2 is the only feasible way to win
last season i did placements with my friends and we went 5 dps 1 ana, only lost 1 match.
>>169800437
I just want to play 6 vs 6 elimination with normal rules.
Every game I have joined has stupid shit like 200% speed 500% health no cooldowns etc
>>169800058
you're going to come
you're going to come
you're going to come with me.
I would hate omnics more, but it's not as fun to torture robots.
>>169800437
3v3 Pharah only with 1000 HP and no respawn time
Wew, first widow skin drop since day 1 of the game release
Its like a urban legend coming true
>>169800379Fuck maybe I should try that
>>169800437
>Junkrat only
>max damage
>max speed
>no respawn time
>least health
>no abilities
>>169800554
it'sdestiny
>>169800509
DONT YOU LIKE 500% EVERYTHING ANON?
ARE YOU NOT FEELING THE AWESOMENESS OF ZARYA PERMASHIELDING?
IS SOLDIER 76'S GIANT ULT COCK TOO MUCH TO HANDLE, KILLING YOUR ENTIRE TEAM OVER AND OVER?
FUCKING DRAGONS FIRING EVERYWHERE, HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IT?I now have cancer
>>169800558i now have about eight close friends i play with regularly and a total of 97 people in my friends listmost of them are real girls who think im one of them
>>169800437
I played one that was pretty fun.
>King's Row, 500% capture rate and payload speed
>3 Symmetra on defense
>6 Genji
>Max damage on everything
The game was called hornet's nest. The trick was to hide turrets from genji because a single tag can kill in half a second. Genji's have to go slow and clear out turrets faster than Symmetras can put them down
>tfw no Dva to bully
>>169800865
Listen here you speccy cunt, do NOT - I REPEAT - do NOT, bully my daughter.
>>169800830
That does sound fun. Was it pretty balanced?
Did the symms or genjis have any cooldown/speed modifiers?
I might make this tonight.
>>169800518
would zen successfuly help the torturer become a better person?
Can you disable primary fire in custom games?
>>169800253
Hot, what is it?
this is fucking retarded
why is UI design going backwards? what is this degeneration?
>>169800971
No, unfortunately.
>>169800865
>tfw no D.Va to love gently
>>169800961
No I mean it's not as gratuitously violent to torture robots. Metal can't bleed.
>>169800971
Not yet
>>169800946
Not that I could tell. Ults were disabled. It was balanced up until the last point when Sym's were spawning so close to the point. I don't remembes if they had respawn timers or not. It was pretty fun. Genji's would just nudge the payload inch by inch
>>169800437
>>169800971
No, not yet
>>169800998
it'll look better with an even number of heroes because they're going to add one soon
that doesn't excuse the illegible numbers, however
How do I hack POTG with Sombra?
>>169801080
that question was unrelated
but they would bleed
it just wouldn't do much
>>169801174
By actually getting PotG
I was trying to think up a zombies gamemode.
>Assault maps(Hanamura, Anubis, Volkskaya)
>Attackers are 6 reapers with reduced speed but increased damage and health
>Defenders will be 3 heroes(1 ana, 1 mccree, 1 soldier)
How does it sound so far?
I was also thinking of making it a 1 life skirmish game.
>>169801221
They bleed oil and they rust. Oil doesn't taste as good as blood.
>join a so called "500%" map to see whats it all about
>cancer mode with everything is just turned up to max
is this really what people consider """""fun"""""
>http://cod.esportswikis.com/wiki/JKap
>Letting a former CoD pro balance your game
Owbabs?
>playing 3v3 as Widow
>3v1
>I kill two but die to their Hog after leaving him at ~100HP
>win the next two rounds, headshots left and right
>match point
>everyone but their Hog is dead
>it's me and Ana vs Hog
>he's backed into a corner behind the big tube in the center right of the map
>he's trying to kill me as I'm dancing around it with Ana healing me
>ults
>doesn't hit me a single time
>Ana nanoboosts me and we kill him
>Hog's teammates say "We got an Easy bot on our team"
>>169795067
This, Rein is top tier bro, McCree is friendly, Hanzo is a bitter fuck. Even before you make it gay there's clearly a tier for who you'd want to spend the most time with.
>tfw your team spams ezezezez after winning a close game
I don't even care when the enemy team does it, but for some really it really annoys me when my team does.
I really hope Blizzard adds a report option for faggots who do this tbqh.
>>169801473
>there is a pro cod scene
>>169801435
People did the same thing when Halo 3 came out.
99% of the first gamemodes people made were just
>MAX SPEED
>LOW GRAVITY
>INFINITE AMMO
etc
Once we get savable gamemodes and maybe even a fileshare we'll get some good stuff.
>>169800905
Go fuck yourself, Jack. I bet you need your tactical visor to actually beat your dick without missing.
>>169800982
ItsMeYourDad
I enter games and type into all chat
>hey
>its me
>your dad
After a win I type
>son I am so proud
It's pretty funny how quickly people pick up on father abandonment/emotional neglect joke. Every overwatch player hates their dad apparently
>>169801006
>>169801125
Well when it comes, I was thinking of a game mode with Soldier and Sombra.
>All primary fire and soldier's heal pack disabled
>Soldier's rockets and Sombra's hack have zero cooldown
The idea would be Soldier's would be the damage dealers while Sombra's would be hacking enemy Soldier's as much as possible to deny damage
>>169801435
Yes actually, maybe get the stick out of your ass and you'd be able to enjoy it
>>169801590
Shut the fuck up Gabriel, go listen to your gay ass Linkin Park cds. Hybrid Theory fucking sucked.
>>169801558
>get absolutely stomped
>instant 0-3, we never even got 1%
>teammate types "gg"
>lose a close game
>say "ez"
>>169800905
Your daughter was made to be bullied.
>tfw stomping a full premade with your random teammates
>>169801629
It's fun for the novelty for a bit but then gets a little old
I really like boss battles
I generally think that Overwatch does better as asymmetrical game
>>169801624
>Every overwatch player hates their dad apparently
"Gone out for cigarettes" is just the current 9/11 joke since everyone needs muh dark humor so we have a reason to bitch about the spooky sjws. The holocaust and 9/11 have become literal child's play.
So apparently some of the maps have a day/night cycle now? Can anyone post pics?
>>169801770
You will eat these words.
>>169801695
You just don't get it. Nobody does. It's a classic that I can relate to.
>>169801897
No. The controls maps got new versions for Elimination and CtF modes, the three original control maps all take place at a different time of day from usual in these new versions.
>>169801897
It isn't an actual cycle and is only for the new ctf maps, which are modified koth maps. The day/night versions are completely separate maps from the normal ones.
>>169799059
you and gookmoot ruined my day
>posting a picture of pyro
>end up posting whatever your picture is
>play Tracer
>mfw impossible to kill Bastion without my ult
im coming for your Jeff
I am loving the changes they did for Bastion, having a blast in his Recon Mode. Although, going by all the people complaining about him, I fear he will be nerfed hard soon. What do I do? Should I just have fun while I still can, or just stop as I know nothing in his future will be ever as good as it is now?
>>169801990
It's terrible, there's nothing to get. Listen to some real music. Like Creedence Clearwater Revival.
>>169801859
It's pretty fun to shitpost during set up.
>where have you been dad!
>oops haha fresh out of cigarettes gotta go. Be good son
>no dad! Come back!
>almost a year after release
>still cant change crosshair sizes
the "small" crosshair is still bigger than some hero's heads, for fucks sake blizzard
>>169802082
Just have fun, Anon.
>>169802043
>sneak up on bastion
>shoot his big blue dick crit spot
>we're on pc so he instantly turns around and melts me
>>169802052
Life is short, have fun while you can
>>169802116
I think you got the wrong anon. I guess you could say.
>it ain't me
>>169802116
>>169802083
meant for
>>169802052
>>169801624
I played with you once a long time ago
sombra
>>169801435
>try one of these
>kind of neat but the enemy mccree just stunlocks anyone that gets within his flashbang range to death
>get tired of it and move to a different game
>ana spends 2 minutes sleep darting me and only me
Why are the people that create these so retarded they don't think to turn stun abilities off
Literally just a shithole for one or two ebic troll retards to ruin the game
>>169802103
>still cant change skin on the hero select in game
jeff what are you even doing
>>169802052
He just needs to lose ironclad or reduce how much damage it prevents and he'll be fine again
>>169802145
I am kekking hard if people starts to ask Tracer players to switch to Sombra because they need them to take out Bastion
>>169802249
>>169802103
>almost a year after release
>other players don't see your custom crosshair and crosshair color when you get POTG
>other players dont see your third-person camera view when you get POTG
>>169802249
IS UGLY
Greetings, friends. Let us share some positive moments we have experienced in-game recently.
This thread could always use more positive vibes.
As always, pass into the Iris.
guys. i'm placed at bronze last season and i climbed up to gold 2100 and stopped playing right there. now, i'm placed at bronze again. why?
>>169802082
That crap's ancient like mammoth shit, but I'm sure it's something you can relate to.
>>169802270
nobody spends time fine tuning sliders to make the SANIC FAST games more enjoyable, because you can't save your shit as a preset
>>169802405
Cause placement is fucked.
>>169802224
I almost exclusively play mystery heroes
Pls no doxx
>One guy donated already donated $5000 to Moonmoon
What the fuck is wrong with these people? Help me understand, please. It's not even a girl so she can pretend she likes him.
>>169802432
That was uncalled for. That was uncalled for.
>mfw I got my main in mystery heroes
>>169797985
Do what Codey did before he got famous, he didn't care whether he de-ranked just as long as he could play Sombra competitively and now people recognize his skill.
>>169802383
>pass into the Iris
NO YOU DON'T YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>169802582
Rich people have run out of shit to buy.
>>169802383
I haven't touched the game for almost 5 days now. I wasn't this positive in a long time.
Placements
>2-8, nobody knows what the fuck they're doing, down from ~2550 S3 end to 2129
Immediately afterward
>steamroll almost every match, 3 winstreak then draw on Temple of Anubis (bad plays on defense)
Why is this? It was night and day. Not that I'm complaining though, did climb back up to 2250, which is still higher than the friend I often play withand who horribly draws me down's career high
What type of panties does D.Va wear?
>>169802304
Well, I wouldn't outright remove it as he really does need some sort of damage mitigation. I'll make it so that he loses Ironclad when repairing and maybe lower the mitigation by 5-10 % for now.
>>169802584
Just like a certain Overwatch commander.
>>169802582
you could be whoring your ass out right now on twitch too and get dosh from rich arab oil sheiks
but no, here you are, posting dumb animu pictures and thinking about licking whipped cream of a dogs testicles
>>169802828
None
>>169802383
Got a double boop yesterday, and one of them was an ulting soldier. I live for environmental kills.
Friendly reminder not to play in a brightly coloured skin so it's harder to see you.
>>169802828
She is nude under her skin tight suit.
I'm having fun
>>169802875
>>169802950
Excuse you, but she wears a chastity belt.
>>169802956
thx for free points
>>169802956
what did you play and what were your scores like in the games you played?
>>169802935
>Not playing with all reflective skins so people with toasters drop frames when you're on screen.
>>169802935
Every enemy hero is surrounded by a bright red outline
Also dark clothing stands out against bright maps like Ilios
how will human men even recover?
>>169803124
Roadhog, Reinhardt, Mercy and Ana, gold medals most of the time.
>>169803129
Truly a tactical decision
I have 5 boxes right now guess what Ill get
>"Revenge is not justice."
>kills Widowmaker
>"That was for my friend."
???
>>169803306
white/white/white/blue every time
>>169803129
They have reflections turned off.
>>169801569
It's all on consoles too, they literally have tournaments using PS4
>>169803346
I got one epic drop
it was money
>>169802956
Why the fuck are you doing placements during the first week of a season? It's like you don't want to win.
>>169803457
Tbh I don't mind epic money
>>169796343
>implying your team isnt too retarded to follow up
>implying their team is too retarded to just delete you immediately after you ult
kek
>>169803334
>Violence is the last resort of the incompetent.
>*murders adversaries with magnetic ball projectiles*
>gibraltar def
>quint rez my team on final point
>bastion gets potg because he got 2 kills during overtime
>>169802405
I was master most of the last season and finished mid diamond. Never dropped below diamond through 2 season I went 7/3 in placements and got 2800 :^
all about luck
>>169803334
"I forgot to mention that I am very hypocritical."
>Teammate gets hooked
>Hold defense matrix on hog
>"OMG FUCKING D.VA STOP RUINING MY KILLS"
>Proceeded to tell me how d.va is op garbage the rest of the match
>>169803736
>proceeds to kill you from behind tracer
>>169803620
>Healsluts think they deserve recognition doing their job
>>169803807
same could be said about dps ????????????
>>169803623
I ended ~4k s3 and placed 3970 going 6/3/1. Even had a thrower 1 game. There really isn't much luck involved in placements anymore now that it basically takes your previous mmr +/-.
What would young Genji think if he was told he will become a cyborn ninja without being told why?
>>169803736
>d.va
>op
in what country
>Reaper ult doesn't even come close to killing Bastion, even if you somehow live its full duration
>>169802383
>Don't play ranked anymore
>Haven't played in months
>come back
>have a blast
>log off again and play better games
feels good
Alien hero WHEN?
>>169803950
I'm gonna disagree but hey it worked for you that's nice.
how much healing per second does Bastion have?
>>169793616boop
>>169804143
bastion is literally a raid boss now even when he's alone add some healslut and rein shield to this kek. Is it their way to promote teamwork?
If Roadhog was removed from the game this instant, not a single person would mind. Only good things could come from it.
>>169804217
we already have a mexican
>>169804217
Winston is technically one as he is from the moon.At first, I thought Widowmaker was an alien. I guess it was her skin?
>>169801125
>OW Medieval mode
>no abilities
>everyones melee hits as hard as reinhardts
>>169804143
>FTH
>flashbang
>FTH
>Bastion still alive with more than 50% health
If Soldier 76 was removed from the game this instant, not a single person would mind. Only good things could come from it.
>>169804469
Are you telling me if people work together as a team, they can win? Oh my god, that changed everything!
>>169804740
Then you would just move on to complaining about McCree and his flashbang
>>169804740
Fuck off, Reaper.
>>169792483
NGE SKIN FOR D.VA WHEN?
>>169804758
>best counter to a bastion behind a rein shield with mercy is your own bastion behind a rein shield to break the other rein shield so you can have roadhog hook him out of sentry mode
wow such teamplay this is healthy for the game definitely
>>169804936
Never, it would offend the Koreans to know their waifu was based on a Nip.
>>169804691
HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE
>>169804469
>Use S2 dive comp + sombra instead of Winston
>win vs any bastion
>>169804936
When we get NGE Mercy, i.e. never.
why do people act like there's an equal amount of teamwork being put in the bastion sits behind rein shield while ana and mercy pump his ass full of heals vs the team that has to coordinate a push to break them up, it's massively favored on the defending team
>>169804973
Because Bastion hiding behind Rein's shield and tearing down the other team's Rein's shield is a completely new thing and has never been done before. Seriously, anon?
>mei has same english/chinese voice actor
>genji has different english/japanese voice actors
>hanzo has different english/japanese voice actors
>d.va has different english/korean voice actors
>>169805454
Any battle always favor the defending team. Bastion or not. And Bastion/Rein has been a thing for a while. The Ironclad passive doesn't change the usual tactics that much.
>>169805583
Pretty sure Hanzo and D.Va's voice actors are simply Asian-Americans that aren't native speakers. Genji's VA is from Japan though so that one is a bit more odd.
>>169792090
That's me, I saw a graffiti soul
>love to play mercy
>usually loose when I play her
>hate to play widow
>always win when I play her
Fuck this dilemma!
>>169805853
Any battle? The defending team have a further away spawn point so they take longer to get back to defend.
what are the bestinstagibsettings?
>>169805583
Eh, isn't D.Va VA same for both versions?
>>169806179
>>usually loose when I play her
lewd
>defending spawns get delayed when offense has a numbers advantage
>draws on 2CP maps just went from defensive (no one caps the second point) to offensive (no one defends the second point in overtime)
Truly Blizzard is the best at finding and fixing problems with their games.
Quick /owg/ Post the rank you ended with last season and your new rank
>S3 3071
>S4 went 4/5/1 got 2810
I'm alright with my rank just hope I don't lose 10 in a row and get below 2700.
>max speed max dmg hanzo only
this is the new 24/7 2fort
>>169806205
And the first point usually have a massive chokepoint that heavily favors the defense.
The only fun game mode in this game is6v6 Mystery Heroes.
Prove me wrong.
is anyone streaming custom games?
>>169806656
Brawl. It shuffles through all the arcade game types. Best arcade mode and very quick queue times.
>>169806656
i would have agreed before the server browser. but now i think custom games are more fun, depending on the settings. they did good with this update
>>169806736
no, everyone is only streaming comp and being miserable
when are we getting more info about the little nigglet's new robot hero?
>25 bullets + direct helix bastion is not dead
>gets pocket healed
What's the point? They did the same thing with dva, give he retarded armor, let her terrorize games, now it's the same with bastion, give him a dumb passive and tank everything, he'll be nerfed but not for awhile
>>169806656
Fun game modes include no-Widow games and any 500x game that gets rid of the actually broken shit
Seen the new page yet?
>>169806941
Welcome to Blizzard enjoy your stay
>>169806914
God, i hate this design.
Black? Fine.
11 years old? Fine.
Tribal clothing? Why?
>>169807215
taking turns is the best way, though. it keeps the game fresh and every mainer gets their five minutes of fame.
literally just adapt to the new situation
>>169806781
>justice rains from above
>overly defensive
>we're all soldiers now
>no matter how good you play in placements hidden MMR has already determined your rank
>Work my ass off to get to Platinum when being put in Gold last season
>Constantly dealing with Platinums saying I'm the one bringing the team down whether I'm Widowmaker/Torbjorn on Attack or Ana trying to tell Reinhardts not to charge into a 5v1 by themselves
>The game that got me promoted had someone actively throwing the game by walking into the enemy team without shooting or healing
>Season 4 placement puts me back in low gold
SO HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN
>>169807363
because somehow they advanced into robotics and AI geniuses over night while maintaining the stretched neck ornaments and stretched ear lobe stone age customs they had a few years ago in their mud hut towns
>Every game now is now "whoever takes out the bastion wins"
>>169807409
I don't like we're all soldiers now but the positive I take out of those modes are that it forces you to play something that you normally wouldn't for some people, which means you're going to get slightly better in terms of mechanics because you're forced to play it if you want to remain in the arcade mode.
>people thought the Bastion meta was just doomsayers bullshitting
Can't wait to see how this shifts hero usage in LAN tournaments.
>>169807414
I can't wait to get placed 1000 SR lower despite 8 wins again!
how to spot a noob:
>waaah bastion OP :(((
just attack him from behind lmao like shoot the blue thing haha
>>169807375
no it isn't.
>disable abilites
>ult charge to the max
ULTIMATE ONLY (and no 2cp maps)
Would this be okay?
>>169807737
It's a little harder than that in Masters, friend.
>>169807808
you mean "genji wins: the game mode"
probably not
You know what, I bet Zarya is not onlystraight, but also a totalsub!
>>169807734
I only won 3 of my placement matches and it put me at 2,200......last season I was platinum when I finished them dammit
>play widowmaker once
>niggerfaggot playing winston has to t-bag the one time he kills me
Lmfao winston mains are such insecure faggots because they know thats the sole purpose of their shitty hero, to chase down snipers
Pathetic
>>169807093
CUTE!!!
>tracers chasing projectile classes
>>169807737
>lmao just weave through his entire team and sustain fire on his weak point for 10 seconds because you have to chew through both damage reduction and an uninterruptible self heal all while avoiding damage from the rest of his team what are you bad or something?
>>169803546
complete idiot
>>169807963
I was at ~2700 and placed at 1776 in S3.
>>169807363
There's nothing wrong with wanting to keep in touch with your culture
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>169806941
D.Va always had 400 armor.
>>169807363
The entire aesthetic of numbani is cyber tribal
You're literally just looking for things to complain about.
>>169808406
they don't actually give experience tho?
>>169808406
How do they even work? do people afk or what
>>169808406
>"fast free xp"
>its a 20 minute fight over the CP
>>169808006
>shitty tracer still distracts shitty mercy
seems like a job well done
>>169808406
Wait you actually get exp in custom games?
>mercy can revive teammates even if reaper ate their souls
>sombra can hack a super soldier's legs, but can't hack a robot
>most of melee attacks deal same damage regardless of how they are done or who does it
>pharah can kill herself with her own rockets, but d.va doesn't get hurt if she is literally inside her mech's model when it explodes
>s4 bastion
???
>First competitive season ever
>Already at 0-3
It will get better...right?
>>169808573
you do now
stats are not tracked in it though, and there is more cancer than you can possibly handle
>>169808582
It's a videogame, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEETzsRYQ3o
Seeing DVA on the enemy team is pretty much an auto win for you guys now.
Abuse before patch fixes it
>>169808619
>doing placements within the first two weeks
retard
>>169808619
winning in placements doesn't matter
Also no it never gets better
>>169808669
What is this man talking about?
>>169808163
>1776
>>169792567
New hog feels amazing and, in my opinion so far, almost perfectly balanced. He's still a good enough hero that you can easily play him in most situations, but gone are the raidboss days when you can JUST hook people and JUST kill them for free and there's basically more or less nothing that they can do about it. Hook does feel less instagibbed now, they break with an appropriate amound of frequency, plus 8 second CD means missing actually kind of hurts. But all of this is balanced by the fact that his right and left click now actually have a decently effective like up to 15 foot range, whereas before it felt like 3 feet, so it was basically to kill someone they had to be either right up next to you, or perfectly positioned 20 feet away to get them with right click. It feels a lot better now, the effective range is a lot more flexible and you're able to put pressure on people without the hook.
Basically his kit feels much better rounded rather than him just being a hookbot, you feel much more like you're playing the tank role instead of the "kill everyone always for free" role
>>169808681
>You can shoot through defense matrix.
Based Blizzard time to do placments and get free wins vs dva fags
>>169808681
Acknowledged in blue post already, hopefully won't take long to fix.
Went 7-3 in placements with a friend, how come I placed high gold while he placed low silver? How do they determine this?
>>169808998
ask YuNg Worldstar
>>169808998
placement matches are a placebo
its only there to make you feel like you did something to "earn" your rating
its actually a dice roll at the end of it
>>169808998
apparently there's some sort of retroactive hidden MMR decay if you spent periods of not playing.
Hey! Me and my bird friend came here to RUIN YOUR FUCKING GAME!
>>169808998
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
PLACEMENT
WINS
DON'T
FUCKING
MATTER
YOU
FUCKING
MONGOLOIDS
>>169809163
Then why add them? Stupid blizzard.
>>169809085
>there's some sort of retroactive hidden MMR decay
Probably explains why I get placed with level 25- after not playing since S1
the true omnic crisis is now
>>169809163
Yes they do. It's just like LoL placements. First time playing any competitive team based game?
>>169808998
>Our matchmaking system narrows in on your skill level quickly
You already have a hidden mmr and placements are just to show you around where it is.
>>169809163
Then what does bigboi?
>>169808907
What on Earth are you talking about? His shotgun range has never changed. The spread has been slightly reduced but it still requires to be at a precise range for it to be able to do any sort of meaningful damage. While I agree that his hook needed a longer c/d, his new final hook range is really screwy. You can actually push people away if you hook them too close.
>>169808570
>get chased by a tracer
>nobody turns around and they just stand on the payload
whose fault is it?
>>169808573
I'm glad it is.
No EXP would make playing the modes completely fucking pointless.
>>169808998
It's probably based more upon personal performance than wins. If you stayed on point, heal, dmg, kills, etc...
>>169809381
oh okay, thanks
>>169809340
when is overwatch when you need them?
>>169809360
>Yes they do
https://youtu.be/-F36caHi2Bk?t=60
What's the most annoying character voice line?
>>169808406
>join 500% server
>it's either everyone dies in 1 hit or mcree dominates with infinite flasbang
>>169809627
"I need healing" - Genji
Alright boys what's my SR going to be?
>>169809618
It's not supposed to decay you by much, but you're meant to be able to place higher if you play well enough/win enough. Otherwise how the fuck would anyone climb?
I already know someone who went from 2200 last season to 2900 this season.
>>169809727
your last season's SR minus 100.
>>169809627
WINKLE FACE
>>169809446
>You can actually push people away if you hook them too close
This always happened. It's just more noticeable now.
>>169809978
It's a mini-boop at this point. Honestly, adjust only the cooldown would have been enough. I really don't get these other changes.
>>169809847
highest or low?
>>169794182
brexit was right
white genocide is here
sweden is next
etc
>inb4 /pol/
Are the fwench really that bad?
Is it because they play someone as non-meta as le widowmaker?
So uh any new char info?
It'll be Friday because it was teased last Friday right?
>>169809627
Is dis ez mode
L o l
Winky face
Literally everything about Dva is insufferable.
>>169810190
White people are a minority by a huge amount when it comes to world wide demographics. Also, everyone is breeding faster than white people everywhere.
>>169809627
HEPPI HALLOWEN
EVAH GET THAT FEELING OF DEJA VU?
>Ended last season 3539 SR
>Placements were fucking garbage, ended up 3/6/1
>3273 Diamond again
Thanks Blizzard.
why does every other game, including other blizzard games, get balance patches every 2 weeks and we get 6-8 so whatever AIDS ass changes they put on live stay forever
why does blizz hate quick simple numbers nerfs/buffs and keep insisting on fancy pants "hook 2.0 hook 2.1 etc. etc." shit when adding 2 seconds to the cooldown worked fucking wonders and in their misguided attempts to nerf hog made him the best character in the game for a while. See also: winston's useless fucking "buff" that didnt do anything when they couldve just given his bubble more HP and he'd be fine. I cant lie, sometimes that shit has worked out, but like, there are clear instances in the game where a simple change to the numbers is all thats really needed.
why do devs of games always think they know better than players do when it comes to balance even when shit keeps blowing up in their face? Why even release bastion on PTR at all just to let the whole playerbase scream for 3 weeks THIS SHIT IS FUCKING OP AND NO FUN. Yeah yeah ive heard the whole "muh bug testing" line before but they changed things last PTR patch. Theres the same thing with sombra, im getting kind of sick of hearing blizz keep insisting that Sombra is actually a lot better than the playerbase realizes when she keeps failing to find a home in every meta. Not that sombra is like super duper unplayably bad, but shes not that great, mostly due to her AIDS ass RNG spread that needs to be removed from the game.
>>169809627
I'm number 1.
I swear someone on the enemy team key binding that line with left mouse click.
>>169810364
Well, it's less about white people breeding slower than more of people don't consider any sort of mix to be white.
>>169809489
>get chased by somebody that can hardly hit you
>nobody turns around to help the shitty healer that's going away from the objective
yours
>>169810124
His burst damage against tanks in 2.0 was too nutty. 1-shotting Zarya is not okay, no matter how inconsistent.
>>169809163
So you're trying to tell me if I was hypothetically actually much better than last season and won all my placement games I won't go up in rank by much. But if I buy a brand new account and do placements on that I would be placed in a much higher ranking? Doesn't sound right at all.
>>169810343
D.Let this
>>169810441
>I played the first week of placement and am mad that it turned out badly! >:(
>>169810443
I feel ya but
>blizzard in charge of balancing
>>169795171
>being a zarya player
>>169799968
t. Ana main
>>169810443
>why does no one play ptr
>oh hey we're not gonna listen to what players say when they test ptr lmao
really activates my almonds
>>169810616
That's exactly what it is. I'm going to place Bronze this season because I sucked back in Season 2 and never bothered to play further than Gold. I got to Silver in S3 then stopped because I couldn't bring myself to play anymore.
>>169810443
because only about 1/3rd of the the dev teamactually play video gamesso they don't really know what the fuck it is they're doing when they change things
Is Reaper edgy by choice or there's literally no way for him to not be edgy?
>>169810640
Like that matters. Placements are shit regardless of when you do it.
>>169810443
Because
>We try to be as objective, deliberate and careful as possible when it comes to balancing heroes.
>>169809670
Must be playing with retards then
The 500% meta is Hanzo spamming scatter arrows, Ana constantly throwing grenades and Zarya basically being invincible with infinite bubbles
>>169810443
Because people hate change. What should/could have been a good balance parch won"t get noticed if people keep doing stupid things like trying to 1v1 Roadhog in a confined space, or trying to zerg-rush a point with a Bastion in turret mode. The longer time is to ensure people get used to the changes and make suitable changes to their playstyle. But unfortunately, vast majority of players are shit and refuse to change. No one knows how effective a balance patch is if people refuse to adapt to it.
>>169810586
>>169810190
>>169809792
Except that doesn't address the situation at all.
So many of these tards think they should be in Diamond automatically because they won all of their placements and then are appalled when they end up in Gold, when the reality of the situation is that they were simply winning against people of their same skill level.
Wins and losses might fluctuate your placement a little, but that's all it is. You're just bobbing around in where you should be until you get your set number. the majority of it is still based upon your previous rank and little bit of your hidden MMR
And that is why it's stupid to think your placement match W/L ratio holds any importance at all. Everything that matters happens AFTER placement
>>169810616
>play on a new account
>fill it up with statistics based on your current level of play
>system thinks you're better than your other account which has lower average stats over a larger span of time
Congratulations you figured out how smurf accounts work
>>169810852
>Must be playing with retards then
i'm playing overwatch, I expect nothing less than 12 year olds
>>169810586
Because they're not. White genes are recessive. Hence why black hair and brown eyes dominates blonde hair and blue eyes.
>supporting a team of braindead retards who cant shoot a single torb turret
I hate comp so much
I fucking hate, HATE how all supports are fucking projectile based with gimmick weapons.
inb4
>hurr ana scope
Excuse me if I don't want to get tunnel vision when everything that requires my attention happens in mid range.
I don't care about low you make the damage, give me a fucking hitscan weapon so that I can fucking defend myself reliably.
>>169810915
In LoL each game you win in placements, you go up against higher ranked players. If you lose one game, you go against the same rank players. If you won a game after you lost one, you would go against slightly higher players.
What's going to be the next event?
>>169811093
aim better
>>169811093
Literally git gud
>>169796173
i don't get it
>ana is supposed to be a healing sniper
>is always with the team instead of being in sniper perches
>>169810836
Considerably worse after a patch. Morons decide to test even the Mia insignificant of changes in competitive rather than just being satisfied with quick play for experimentation.
Plus people see the first week of a new season as a good reason to try competitive. You get way more people who've never played competitive before, may even be new to Overwatch, or haven't played in weeks or months because they quit mid-season
Let it settle, after a week or 2 things get noticeably better
>>169811236
>has no mobility to reliably get up to sniper spots
>>169811236
She has no way of getting to sniper perches anyway.
Besides her mid range skills are broken enough to warrant being close.
>>169810601
You can only one-shot her if you only aim your left click directly at her head though. The problem is ultimately that his gun has two exact range that would be hard to get to in a heated combat. Left click requires melee range, which, without the hook, is lol-worthy as he is a giant fat man. Right click rarely gets the full instakill and mostly used as harassment and shield busting since everyone, including yourself, is moving too damn much to land properly.
>>169809627
All of D.Va's voice lines honestly.
>is this EEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEE MOWD?
>WINKY PISS
>EH LOW WEL
>>169801435
I tried one thing that said 'balanced'.
>no respawn delay
>most dps had a bit less health than normal and low cds
then I saw
>mercy
>150% health
>200℅ damage
>fucking fast ult
I proceeded to shit on 87℅ health genjis while rezzing teammates the second they died.
>>169811112
Fashion Week.
>>169810580
>>169811376
>tfw you have HEPPI bound to middle mouse
Things Bastion can survive (not factoring in Nanoboost):
Reaper’s entire ultimate.
Reaper’s entire 8 shot clip (if Bastion makes sure to heal slightly before he shoots, to keep his health in armor).
Pharah’s entire rocket clip.
Torbjorn’s Level 2 Turret can NEVER kill Bastion in Sentry mode. (He can literally tank it forever and never die by healing periodically. Tanked it for an entire minute and was at full 300 HP at the end.)
Torbjorn’s Molten Core Turret (until healing runs out, at which point Bastion can turn and kill it).
Symmetra’s laser does literally zero damage until healing runs out.
6 Symmetra turrets.
Genji’s entire ultimate from start to finish if Genji only attacks Bastion (he only loses about a third HP).
Soldier’s entire clip + rockets.
Tracer’s bullets can literally be tanked forever until healing runs out.
Tracer’s ultimate.
McCree’s ultimate, if he fires it right as the circle disappears (leaves Bastion with 60HP).
Zarya at 100 charge firing her entire laser clip.
Junkrat’s entire clip.
post your quickplay
>>169811236
There's a reason she's projectile by default. She's for mid-range. The sniping, hit scan ability is just for when your team is separated, because there's no other way to implement (relatively) balanced long range healing. For example you can't have an AoE with high healing and good range otherwise it's completely broken
>>169810907
Hey, not my fault is white people refuses to acknowledge anyone with the slightest shade of color on their skin that isn't white as non-white.
tfw stomping the dude who shit talked you last game
what is best in life
>>169810592
t. silver placed retard
>>169811639
You forgot Hanzo's entire ultimate passing through him. He can out heal the Hanzo ult.
>>169809627
A-MEI-ZING
>>169811751
Blacks are notorious for virtually disowning people who are mixed or lighter skinned.
When will get more teasers for spider robot?
>>169810850
>We try to be as objective, deliberate
ok, fair
>and careful
come the fuck on. Nothing about these bastion changes are "carefully" implemented. Its basically "hmm bastion seems to be underpreforming lets give him +500% damage and HP and see if that helps." I know that isnt literally what they did but like, that's how it feels in terms how "careful" it was. Plus there was essentially an objective error in the buffs too, any OW player could tell you that even back when bastion was shit, his ult was actually pretty strong. It was the one part of his character that was actually nice, but it didnt make up for the fact that the rest of his kit was really bad. So why the fuck did blizz butf his already really strong ult? Really gets those synapses sizzling.
And i know you were probably just being sarcastic and think that blizz's balance philosophy makes no sense either but im in the mood to talk
>>169810907
>Australia
>white
>>169807438
Why would you play torb on attack?
>>169811718
>>169811734
>there's no other way to implement (relatively) balanced long range healing
If she had abilities that let her traverse terrain better, you could reward with better healing based on distance
>>169811718
>>169811994
What rank are you guys?
>server browser game
>Ana has no cooldown
Kek
>>169811751
>whites say mixed people aren't white!
Black genes are dominant, white genes are recessive ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>169812160
low plat last season, got the game in december
>>169811975
So, what I'm getting here is that both blacks and whites are equally assholes, and the superior race are everyone else but them?
>>169800437
I wanted to make something called 'simple geometry'.
A team of hanzos with no cd on scatter vs a team of reins that can kill them in one hammer strike, with a big cd on fire strike and no charge.
The hanzos have to calculus around the reins shields before they get to a cp, where reins have the advantage and a hanzo contesting is at risk of being swatted. (said swatting being at risk of being octagon'd by another hanzo.)
Fire strike is there so that reins have something else to try in the first phase other than shield.
I basically love scatter and would like to find fun modes around it that are not 'hanzo only 500%'
>>169812160
low diamond
>>169811978
It's a quadruped. More of a centaur than a spider really
>>169812003
Australia is like 80% white. I live here, I hardly ever see black people. I can go literally about 2 months without seeing a black person. They are not common in Australia, although I'd see Asians daily. The second most common race in Australia is Asians.
>>169811639
FAIR AND BALANCED
>>169812173
>zarya is spamming barriers
>fire sleep darts at her until one of them manages to hit her
>stunlock her to death with darts
>>169812087
But then that's literally just Mercy dashing to allies
>>169792364
Not quite the same, but one of my placements this season had the most beta guy, I hate that word, lock bastion and go
>Well guys we'll probably lose since I'm on the team
Except hw meant it and didn't shut up for like 10 minutes until our team collectively snapped and muted him. He sighed reslly loud and threw shit in his room whenever he died. At the end of the game I said I might report him because of how bad it was (he also never listened and stayed bastion because ay lmao) and someone on my team was like
>No don't he might kill himself
If you're here autism boi, go for a walk and let it all out.
I can't wait for the moment they add CTF into comp rotation.
>ywn help D.Va take care of her morning wood
Life is pain.
How does Mercy's buff to her ult feel? Is it just enough to stay alive or will you still get wasted?
>>169812247
No one was ever talking about superior races in the thread though. What was mentioned is that whites are a huge minority world wide, but everyone pretends they are the majority world wide and the trends are showing that is going to get worse and worse. It's not very great for an entire race of people to be completely bread out. When this kind of thing happens to animals for certain breeds of species, they normally do all they can to protect that breed and go out of their way to make sure their numbers grow.
>>169812576
So is death
>>169812449
Well you wouldn't be with the person your healing in this hypothetical hallway
>>169812576
>he thinks cameltoe is a penis
Man the virgin meme just keeps on giving
>>169792528
I made a mode called Just Guns with only mccree, widow, reaper, and soldier. It was pretty comfy though I can't balance for shit and am still working on it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEETzsRYQ3o&feature=youtu.be
well, look at the time!
>tighten Bastion's spread in both Recon and Sentry mode
>leave Sombra's spread the same
Someone explain this pls.
>>169812729
so THAT'S why I'm fucking melting
>>169810907
>Japan
>black
eksdee
>"hey can someone play another healer please?"
>other tank switches to hanzo
if my fury could be converted to energy, I could power whole nations.
how do I solo carry games?
Just played Reinhardts vs Bastions on Eichenwald
Pretty comfy following Baldrich skin Rein into battle against Omnic Crisis Bastions
>>169812729
>even more D.va nerfs
>>169812841
It's showing coloured vs white. Are you that dense?
>"HYPE!"
>New release
>"This update is the worst ever"
>"How did Blizz fuck up this hard?"
>every single fucking time
/owg/ in a shellnut
How is it that this is literally the only game online that is FILLED with young children playing? And on voice chat too. It's insane.
>>169812294
Wouldn"t work as the Hanzo's players would just keep spamming Scatter Arrows everywhere and eventually chip damage the Rein's to death.
>>169812921
>colored
wtf is this, if I get a tan, am I colored
>>169812821
>qt markswoman
I'm really craving blueberries right now.
>>169812965
Ho ho, that's every online game
CS GO is worst offender in that
Alright, enough complaining.
What would YOU do to nerf Bastion to make him fair but maintain his anti-tank status?
guys I realized how to have fun in comp
>turn off auto-join team chat
>insta-lock genji
>carry team to victory
it's so simple. bonus points if you have a friend to insta-lock hanzo
>>169812985
Have you not heard non-whites refer to themselves as "people of colour"?
A coloured person, is someone who is not white. It has nothing to do with your tan. It is to do with your race. I reiterate, are you really that dense?
>>169812729
cool update owtards
>>169812965
>tfw playing Squad and have yet to hear an autistic 12 year old scream into my ear
>>169813097
Cut Ironclad buff by 25% or even 50%?
>>169808619
This >>169808689
Also it's fine. I do horroble every season with placements (only win 1 or 2) for one reason or another and I still manage to get at least upper plat before season ends. This gameisn't like mobas. If you're good you'll climb fast. Just buttfuck your team and split when you anticipate ults or counter ult.
>>169812681
I was just pointing out how both blacks and whites actively shun out any sort of mix breeds, even though they are the ones that aren't breeding with their own race. It's their own damn fault for not keeping it on their pants and then lament how they are being a minority.
>>169813097
remove bastion and tanks
>>169812985
are you stupid?
CtF would be 1000x better without Sym and Torb.
Prove me wrong.
>people forgot about the new hero
>>169813097
Ironclad now gives 20% DT
Healing is slower and slower to recharge
Ult charge rate is nerfed
>>169812831
Sombra isn't made to be good at damage she's made for hacking! xD
t. Blizzard Dev
>>169813254
Whites don't often do this at all unless you're around a bunch of "racists". It's blacks who do this commonly and considered normal in their culture.
Why is there another patch on ps4
Why did Blizz changed Bloo's square jaw?
>>169812985
>race is just skin colour!
Google African albino
Google IQ by race
>>169813097
Implement an overheat mechanic that lowers his Ironclad the longer he fires his gattling guns.
>>169794182
Honestly Netherlands and Russia should be swapped on that picture you are giving them way too much credit.
>>169812965
There is a mute function you know
>Sombra's ult is an EMP
>doesn't temporarily shutdown Zenyatta, Bastion and Genji
Why is this allowed.
>>169813639
I actually think this would be awesome. Like Ana's sleep dart except AOE for all omnics.
>>169813353
I think once we went past the one week mark that applied to the pre-Sombra heroes people just gave up. Better than constantly getting hyped up only for nothing to happen.
>>169813486
Fixed the bug that made people invisible on ctf so now that mode is active again.
Played with 2 guys in party, most time it was mercy, pharah(me) + hero most needed in team.
Mercy got 2300, 3-rd guy got 2400 and i got 2000.
Wtf? I had 4 potg in this matches and most of the time i had gold dmg/kill medals.
>>169813758
Nice thanks
>>169813414
Whites do this as well. A person that sleeps with a person of color wouldn't be considered white to their eyes. Parents have disowned their kids out for daring to sleep with a black man or have their children. Being a racist has nothing to do with what skin color they have. Everyone is equally being capable of being an asshole.
>>169812627
It's a nice feature but I feel like it's mainly there to help shitty mercys.
It was rare that'd I die using the ultimate, but only because I typically rez people in 2-3 quantities as opposed to going for the 4-5. As a healer I'd seldom ever let things get that bad were my whole team gets wiped at once. But shit does happen on occasion
>guy playing bastion on koth
>with no team synergy
>against 5 counters (hog, dva, genji, tracer, ana)
>it's somehow our fault for not picking rein for him
the wonders of plat
>>169813758
https://youtu.be/0NhCWi4DHec
Nice patch bloozard
>>169812395
>>169811818
>>169811639
He still gets shit on by a lot of characters and several can completely shut down his healing and his alt modes.
>>169813639
Zenyatta has a shield, Bastion is EMP-hardened, Genji can summon giant glowing dragons aka fucking magic.
>>169813882
WORKING AS INTENDED
>>169813837
>Whites do this as well. A person that sleeps with a person of color wouldn't be considered white to their eyes.
You're legitimately retarded. This doesn't happen at all and is not a normal way of thinking among white people.
What you are failing to understand is that this is considered acceptable and normal behavior within the black community. It is NOT considered normal in white communities, especially with white guilt being so prevalent. There is no concept like "white guilt" within the black community and being racist towards whites and mixed people is encouraged by other races, as well as whites themselves.
What world do you live in?
>gold elims and gold damage every game, win 5, draw 3 lose 2, 2860
I was diamond last season :/
We're playing 6v6 inhouse with comp settings.
Lobby name: /OWG/ 6V6 on EU
>>169813378
I fail to see the reason why he even needs iron clad. Giving him 100 more health and make him entirely armor would have made him sturdier but more balanced.
His healing is fucked though, you shouldnt be able to survive ults that easy
>>169813837
are we playing a game called "things that never happen"?
>>169814079
I am kekking so hard at your post. It's like the most racist thing I have ever read outside of /pol/ in a long time.
>>169813837
Do you live in the 1940's?
>>169813097
>no or vastly reduced or interruptible healing
>ironclad does not apply to weak point hits.
Last time I did placement matches the first day the season started and had some of the worst teams I'd ever seen. How long should I wait before doing placement matches to avoid this? Or is it inevitable?
>>169814302
I don't think you know what racism is, Anon.
>>169814079
The real world.
And this isn't video games, will you retards keep this in your containment board? Even the bronies stay where they belong, is being worse than horse-fuckers your true goal?
>>169813859
>playing ranked
Hello there!
>>169814126
Most of those cases where he survives those ult's is when he was expecting them since they were testing for that exact purpose. A Bastion isn't going to automatically press repair the moment he hears it. That would be a waste of repair resources and Bastion not firing at anything.
blue skin color > all
>>169797883
>Mercy just has the best faces in game besides Junkrat
Lies, we all know Widow has the best
>>169814302
bait.
>>169813837
>>169814079
>>169814216
>>169814302
>>169814327
>>>/pol/
Get the fuck out already, you race baiting off topic faggots fuck up enough threads
>>169814086
Still want a pre-blue Amélie to see if she's always had hair that long.
>>169812965
>the two kids play DPS
>they pick genji and soldier
>can't kill anything
yep
>>169813882
I've seen worse.
>attack
>round switches
>attack again but we're in the defenders spawn
>gate opens
>no enemy
>shoot ally to heal as Ana
>I am switched to the enemy team
>the healing turns into damage
>one enemy player (my new ally) appears in our midst
>suddenly the enemy team appears all around us
>realise the enemy team were invisible and had spawned with us
>I am back on the correct team
>now we're attacking
>lose the fight because we're in the defenders' position
>enemy team steamrolls
Most bullshit SR loss possible.
>>169814453
Obviously not considering nothing you've said lines up with anything happening in the real world in the slightest you delusional fuck.
Why don't you stick to your containment board, /reddit/
>>169814547
>Posts faces from an animated short
>>169814079
>This doesn't happen at all
kek
I want want /pol/ to leave.
i havent played the game in months
is ana still gamebreakingly overpowered and the hero that defines what the meta is?
is she still autopick every single game?
its high noon
>>169814302
>>169813837
I agree. Fuck white people. All whites are racist pieces of shit that deserve to die.
>None of the Overwatch terrorists are white
What did Blizzard mean by this?
>>169814745
/pol/ is 4chan. /pol/ is /b/ all grown up. That is where all the oldfags went and why /b/ is shit now. You're cancer and you should gtfo newfag. There are plenty of other websites that cater to your bullshit and 4chan has never been one of them.
>>169814710
>his brown heroes don't even have shorts
>>169813837
>actually unironically writing 'person of color'
Burn the coal, pay the toll.
>>169814839
Well Widowmaker was white at some point.
>>169814930
>B is shit now
B was always shit
>>169814761
she now exists to make bastion literally invincible
>>169814991
Widowmaker =/= white
Amelie is white, Widowmaker is a blueberry who was designed not to have white skin
>cuhrayzee 500%
>boss battle
>cuhrayzee 500%
>boss battle
>cuhrayzee 500%
>boss battle
>cuhrayzee 500%
>boss battle
>cuhrayzee 500%
>boss battle
>>169815084
>writing B
Bait.
>>169809627
Any Sombra line
>>169815084
Troll. You gave it away way too easily.
>>169815241
>>169815145
they think random isnt shit, holy fuck its over. Reddit has arrived
Hello /owg/ I'm looking for people to play this with. Communication is a requirement.
>>169815258
>widows weapon will never be that over-sized
Feelsfuckingbad
also, wedding widow skin when?
>>169813097
35% reduced healing from other sources than his self repair while in sentry or tank mode.
>>169815303
>Reddit has arrived
You don't have to announce yourself, we could tell a while ago.
>>169815393
Even looks pretty huge in some of the art.
>>169814457
>go 8-2 in placements
>get plat 50 points above my last final
>immediately lose 4 games in a row, with 3 being purely retarded people's fault
i wish i saw this greentext sooner
>>169815303
They're calling you out for something that gave away newfaggots like you years ago and it has nothing to do with whether /b/ is good or not. It's to do with the way you type. It was very commonly called out on /b/ in the past.
>>169815515
It's ok anon, you too may get to the point you don't care about ranked anymore and the game will be fun again.
>>169814937
>His blue hero is already forgotten by Blizzard
>>169815446
>B wasnt always like dis guys :( THE PRON USED TO BE GUD! THE GORE USED TO B REALLY B IS IS THE PECK OF 4CHAN EXSISTENCE AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT OYU ARE LE REDDIT BOOGERMAN XD I LIKED HOW THEY SAID BAD WORDS BUT NOW THEY USED SHIT LIKE GUCCI AND IT MAKES ME SICK WHAT
This is how you sound.
>>169815653
Speaking of Pharah it looks like she'll be getting some new lines sometime in the near future.
>>169815759
>>169815613
>too lazy to type B the way neckbreads like it
>instantly a newfag
I don't care if its tradition, if you dont like the way I type B then fucking filter it pussy. You not liking the way my writing looks is not a valid argument.
>>169814694
>everyone who doesn't agree with me is reddit!
Professional victims, worse than bronies AND retarded as fuck.
>>169815836
She's not the only one. Tracer's VA was in a few days ago too. I wonder why we're getting all these photos all of a sudden.
Did the loading times increase a shitton for anyone else after the patch? I keep loading after everyone picked their heroes like 5s before the start
>>169815589
>>169815923
>encouraging others to use filters to censor opinions or words you're scared of
kek
>>169815957
Widowmaker's VA had that tease as well. I guess something must be going on to have all of them doing this around the same time.
>>169815836
>even the VA gets that much into JUSTICE
she may be ugly, but she's getting good points in my book.
>>169815941
Do you know what the word "projecting" means?
>>169816041
Yeah, typical left wing nutjob.
>>169816041
Well if they don't like me spelling B there is nothing they can do about it.
>>169815589
What kind of team would it take to make a torb in comp work?
>>169815904
wow you posted it again, congrats
new thread
>>169816030
>>169816030
>>169802405
fuck i placed in silver last placement, spiraled over two nights to the 1100's-- got into golds and ended season at 2099...
am i got to get fucked in placements?
>>169816127
What if we get cinematic where all heroes meet up?
>game with the most cancerous fanbase also has the most cancerous general
really makes you think doesn't it
>>169815836
>>169815957
>>169816127
You think it's for an upcoming event or are they just adding in lines?
>>169816445
go back to /pol/ stupid fuck
I'd like to go a single game without somebody playing as 76 or bastion.
Please, just one game.
okay mates place your bets! how long will it take for blizzard to succumb the hate and rework bastion again?
>>169815589
I really like how this artist drew Widowmaker
>solo against a group of 5
>>169816523
Could be either since I don't think we know how far out they record stuff for events and half the time event voice lines have just taken unused lines from the files and thrown the event icons on them. Pharah's line from lunar new year has been in the files since 2015.
I come here every day and yet I'm always amazed how many newfags there are. /vg/ is a /pol/ board. There's a race in NMS called space kikes. The next hero in Overwatch is called Niggatron and his archnemisis will be the new Doomfist who's real name is Coptimus Prime.
If you can't handle discussion on /vg/ try /v/ or Reddit.
>>169816168
Something your kind does all the time. Either talk about Overwatch or fuck off back to your shitpile board, or is following rules something else your kind is incapable of.
>>169816041
>censoring
>blocking something from yourself while still letting idiots say it
>implying these are the same thing
>>169816445
>WAAAH THEY DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT /POL/
Kill yourself.
>>169816995
>i've been here since 2012
ok
>>169817101
>Not understanding what "censoring yourself" means.
>Not understanding why creating your own echo chamber is a bad idea.
It's like you people don't want to live in the real world, then are shocked when you start hearing things you don't normally hear because you try to censor yourself from it. Not a hard concept to understand.
>>169817118
Sorry, child, altering some words so you can try to keep belching your retard shit doesn't count. Why are you people so terrified and whiny that you constantly need to scream your insecurities at everyone nonstop?
>>169817242
>I need to take a look in the mirror: The post.
>>169817242
I didn't post it, I just referred to you to someone else's post that was relevant.
>>169817242
Pseudo intellectual. Sounds like the typical >reddit user.
>>169817368
>I know you are but what am I?
>I'm rubber, you're glue
>NO U!
Overwatch, fag-lover. Talk about Overwatch. Or slit your own throat, either one works.
>>169817705
>Say's the guy trying to spread his ideological beliefs and condemning anyone who doesn't fit within what he believes.
Take your own advice babe.
>>169817819
>projecting and assuming
I'm not whoever you were talking to, I'm someone sick of you /pol/tards shitting everywhere. Not even bronies are this bad, how's it feel to be worse than horse-fuckers?
>>169817939
There is no assuming to be done you fucking dimwit, all anyone needs to do is read what you've written. Are you on some sort of heavy drugs like the degenerate you are?
>>169817215
aww yeah i'm a bunny loli
>>169817215
2006 here.
I feel like a fuckton of 4chan posters these days are all cancer era and beyond. I see people genuinely get annoyed when someone says nigger these days, kind of insane really. They just immediately respond with 'FUCK OFF YOU POL TARD HURRR TRUMP SUPPORTER". Just complete fabrication, ad hominem, and assumptions.
I wish they would all leave.
>>169818046
>everyone who talks to me is one person!
God damn, you people are idiots.
>>169814930
>been on this site for 10 years
>have a guy unironically defending /b/tards and their shitposting
Oh sorry your mature shitposting.
>>169819024
Act like a faggot nonstop and people will get tired of it. Your poor persecution complex can get fucked.
>>169819218
Hello newfag, enjoying your stay on our forum? You could always head on over to reddit if this place is not to your liking.
>>169819218
people have been saying nigger about blacks on 4chan since it's inception. More people said it then people who didn't. You're fucking retarded.
>>169819395
>>169819371
And like everything done nonstop for ages because "hurr it's funny" we drill it so deep into the ground it's now in China. Everything in moderation, including being a retard on the internet for shits and giggles.
>>169815137
Better game modes will come once we can save the settings.
>>169819504
>in moderation
It's been this way for years you retard, it's the nature of this place, people don't care about being politically correct, they just say it how it is.
If it seriously bothers you so much that you want to change things or "bury" it, then just fuck off. Clearly this place is not for you. This thread doesn't even talk about the game, it's just waifu posting all day you're not gonna miss out on anything, just leave.
>>169819024
Have an image from 2004.
>>169819371
I've been here for 10 years already, if you think its the fact you say nigger or something retarded is the reason people get upset, it's not. It's the fact your whining pervades every board, thread, and topic on the site. Sure, we get it. We get you are scared of blacks, liberals, and Mudslimes taking over. Rational fears, to you, sure.
Yet, most people don't care. Most people just want to post on /vg/ or any other board without someone screaming "JEWS" or "GTFO redditor" when ever someone rebukes another irrelevant pol post. /pol/ is cancer. It's on every board whether or not it really should be. Like furries, like kpop spammers, like horsefuckers, etc.
>>169819024
That's not because of new users, it's because people saying "nigger" all the time was known to be an edgy joke before /pol/ existed and now it's probably a genuine white supremacist posting
/pol/ is a cancer to this website
>>169820001
You are not a smart person.
>>169820001
I agree that /pol/ is a cancer to this site. I think the same of /b/. I just don't agree that someone saying nigger in any thread on any board is automatically a /pol/ post.
Yes /pol/ leaks into other boards as we've all seen, but not every post is a /pol/ post, it's annoying retards think as such.
>>169820079
Excellent comeback, sure showed him.
>>169820465
It's a true statement. There is no level of "good" or "bad".