/twg/ Total War General

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>Gobbo Archers

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First for THE LADY WILLS IT

Zombie Pirates when

Sigmarines FUCKING WHEN

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>>169671686

You lost too many men, happens all the time.

The peasant economy is really starting to hold me back
Should I have focused on getting that one tech that increases the max per farm? Confederating seemed more important at first

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Ten turns in and I've slaughtered the beastmen and made the elves my bitch. Has the Lady blessed me or are bad things going to happen soon?

>>169671940
>The Fay manlet

is there a mod that has your confederates keep their original flag rather than taking yours?

I like Bretonnia's heraldry

>Want to play Brets.
>Months of Dwarf play has ruined my cavalry micro.
>Can't even use firing lines to compensate since Brets don't have AP missile units other than the trebuchet.
Wish me luck lads, I'm going to start running stacks with 15 units of cav in them until I can micro again.

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About to start my bretonnia campaign since I can't sleep due to being worried over a surgery i'm going through in the morning. What are some starting tips for Louen?

>got code for early bretonnia 9 hours ago
>it is now 2 am
>have not played the game at all and have instead dedicated myself to shitposting

>>169672010
What is the lore behind all the fucking skulls in the mountains?

>>169672131
Magic does weird shit to the environment.

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Rock the boat!

>>169672131
I didn't mean to reply to anyone with this

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>>169671809
Never, die AoS fag.

>>169672104
>it's late
>you choose not to sleep
>being tired causes bad effects in your body and the surgery is botched and you die

F

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>>169672205
Man I tried for like 2 hours and I just can't sleep. I at least wanna dick around as the Brets before I go under the knife don't scare me.

>>169672284
What are you having done, anon?

Someone explain aspiring champions to me. Are they regular chaos warriors who are trying to become chosen and are in between or are they even above chosen and are the elite of the elite?

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Literally just bought WH:TW through humble-bundle. Am I still in time for CHIVALRY AND HONOUR FOR THE LADY?

>>169672389
Champions are above chosen, like the hero units you get, and leaders of warbands. So they're guys aspiring to be champions.

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>>169672367
Pilonidal cyst removal. It's been causing an immense amount of pain for the last month.

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>making a Marienburg sandwich

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> Play Bretonnia
> Have no economy
> Can't recruit more peasants because lol peasant economy
> Can't recruit more Knights because your settlement has no infrastructure and you have to choose between money making buildings or stables
> Raze Orc settlement to the ground
> Marienburg runs around with 30 non-garrison units, literally can't recruit more than 17 units in my stack and have to peace out
> Research confederation technologies with my neighboring Bretonnians
> have +200 relations with both of them after the techs but they refuse to confederate
> Try and fight skeleton Bretonnians to get more Chivalry I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
> The Red Duke also has a 30 unit stack despite not even owning a whole province
> Crushes my army of starting knights and the max peasants I was allowed with the Damsel attached

Tbf I guess I'm shit at Total Warhammer, but this doesn't seem like a lot of fun.

>>169671809
Thats like asking 'Gandalf when', entirely separate and unrelated fantasy universe. TWW is never going to have anything AoS based because it isnt AoS.

>>169672530
Sounds routine

>>169672494
Comes out tomorrow friend, enjoy fighting for ze lady

>>169672530
That is super gross anon.

Would Zacharias teaming up with Mannfred make more sense than Kemmler doing the same?

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>>169672681
Well that's why they're removing it anon.

>>169672670
Routine, but surgeries always make me anxious.

Now all I want are bretonnia tips.

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>>169671407
>tfw you will never be the Fay Enchantress's foot servant, gently worshipping them all day.

Is...Is it meant to hurt this much?

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Alberic of Bordeleaux here, taking QUESTions ;)

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>>169672673
It's already 28th, 8 AM here in yurop so I was worried. Thanks for the info.

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Rejoice! For a Knight of Bretonnia provides your shield.

>>169672756
Where's your trident?

Post feet

>>169672756
Post timestamps

>Brettonia
>Pulled into war vs human faction
>Cowards refuse to field their armies, just garrison their cities
>Attack and sack - lose chivalry, lord can get massive chivalry penalty
>Attak and raze - lose tons of chivalry
>Try to bait and ambush - lose chivalry
I'm probably missing something here but this concept seems like it would work better if the AI wasn't so cautious

>>169672587
>I am a pleb please save me guide
>1. Remove all peanut mobs/spear mobs and replace with swords
>2. Place your dumbslut sorc in your army
>3. Turn 1, recruit until you are 17 stack, turn 2 attack orcs and win, turn 3 retreat and hide in base
>4. Rush empire/dwarf friendship tech for all the friendships and confederations
>5. Build a clay pot in main settlement day 1
>6. Get trade with everyone, check every turn
>7. Sit on your ass
>8. No, seriously, sit on your fucking ass
>9. Keep rushing as many friendships as you can, help them with wars, get more trade, help them with more wars, more trade, more wars, take every single diplomatic deal you can
>10. Confederate for territory
>11. Peace out with anyone you can; either i. they kill your 'allies' after you peace out so you can take it back as your own later or ii. its one less faggot to worry about as you confederate

Brets have an easy as fuck campaign, you can literally sit in your base and build an empire without leaving it.

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Oh i wonder what it is?
A temple of myrmidia that grants ranks to my paladins perhaps?

>>169672949

B-But Anon I've seen everyone posting how sitting in your base just has your character get terrible traits that get you negative chivalry.

>>169672920
Just occupy and then leave it to be retaken or fall on its own? Either way, no chivalry loss.

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oh wow it's nothing?

>>169673037
SIT
ON
YOUR
ASS

Only leave once you get dragged into wars by your allies and help them in those fights. Your main job is just waiting for your tech to finish so you can confederate half the map.

>>169673063
Can't make the Myrmidia temple?

>>169672698
Yes

>>169673060
>Just occupy and then leave it to be retaken or fall on its own?
The only options against this Marienburg settlement are sack or raze...

Just got warhammer off the humble monthly

Is there any way to make the game not look like somebody's smeared shit all over everything? I can't really tell if that's just post processing or the textures are also dark as shit.

>>169673037

There's a building that gets rid of shit traits I believe.

>>169672920
>create faction with special mechanics
>forget to have a "leave defeated city alone" option to complement special mechanics

Bravo CA

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>>169673146

Alright, well I'm going to scrap my campaign and try that tomorrow. I also saw that people were leaving the orc settlement alone so they could farm the orc rebels that spawn for chivalry and levels. That sounds like a pretty good idea.

Thanks for the spoon feeding. I'll try and see how chivalry is all.

>>169673191
It's a human settlement, you HAVE to be able to occupy it.

>>169673194

Play at a resolution that is a lot higher than your native and downscale.

It makes the game look awesome.

>>169673194
Post a screenshot so we can see what's happening if you want any fucking help from us

>>169673150
nope

>>169673427
I guess because the southern realms technically count as Empire?

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>>169673284

>>169673351
Might do just that.
>>169673352
Nothing out of the ordinary, the game looks as it appears in any screenshot and whatever, I just think that looks awful, personally. Colour balance is far too desaturated, primarily.

>>169673554
I took Gorssel just fine on my campaign
Maybe you're bugged or something

>>169673194
game has a brown filter. Gemfx can help a lot by removing that and adjusting texture brightness. Unfortunately, it's hard to find settings that look good under all conditions.

>>169672554

Oh, oh I ambushed them too

And I lost 2 chivalry because of that.

Fuck. Can't really do anything without losing chivalry

>>169673554
>>169673651

Yeah it's probably a bug.

>>169673554
Looks like a bug

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tfw missing heraldry

>>169673651
>>169673686
>>169673705
well fuck me in my chivalrous arse

>>169673554

Bugs?

In *MY* Creative Assembly game?

>>169673739
Sodomy offends the Lady, her punishment is upon you.

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>>169673632

Yeah, downscaling real sharpens things up, AA is fucking useless.

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>using horses when you can use boxes

>we improved AI recruiting logic
>moussilon has 11 skeletons, 22 skeletons with spears and 2 zambies

>>169674152
>>169673351

Computer illiterate. Can you explain how i go about doing this? Does it take more system resources?

>>169674278

>Does it take more system resources?

YOU REQUIRE ADDITIONAL PYLONS

>>169673657
cheers m8
>>169674278
>Does it take more system resources?
Yes, a lot more. It's running the game at a higher resolution.

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>>169674278

Play on fullscreen, put the resolution higher than what your native resolution is.

It's VERY graphics card intensive but it can't hurt to see what you can get away with. Not so much CPU intensive but you can get bottlenecked by the CPU regardless because of how CPU intensive everything else is.

>>169674169
Cavalry adds more tactical options.

Enjoy your boring game.

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So what's your ideal Undead stack look like?

I personally like rolling out with four of these guys

Why is Chaos so fun?

I know the standard way with Pack File Manager is to rename the table to something different, then add new rows or modified rows to that table. However, what if I want to completely remove a row from a table? The only way I can think of it working is to just have the table name be _data__core still, which isn't good for compatibility with other mods...

>>169674747

Because you didn't pick Sigvald as your starter

/twg/, redpill me on the Lore of Heavens

>>169674821

Sigvald is a lot of fun IMO. If you want to win though Archaon is by far the best choice. The reduced upkeep on chaos warriors and the extra campaign movement is extremely powerful for the early game.

REVENGE INCARNATE

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>Get attacked
>Enemy starts on a fuck-huge hill and I start in a marsh
>"Well I'm not assaulting that, they can come to me"
>They just sit on their hill
>Check the timer
>See I have to actively win the battle before the timer runs out or else I lose
>On defense

What fucking retard thought that making you lose by time-out on defense was a good idea. Shouldn't the point of defense is to either repulse the enemy or hold out long enough? Naturally it doesn't work that way for you on attack

CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN

Whats the difference between the bret factions lore wise?

>>169675146

You can't, you fucked up.

You probably did an intercept you didn't have to do.

KILL EVERYTHING WITHOUT A BEARD

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G O B L I N S

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>34gig update required
>Not enough disk space despite having plenty of room (game wants me to download the whole thing again)

Hello darkness my old friend

>>169675843
Time to shave some Dwarfs I guess

Does DX12 mode do positive things yet?

AHHH I CAN'T GET THE BRET DLC TO WORK

I tried the reddit guide too but no dice.

Guess I'll have to wait it out like the peasant I am

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>Start Bretonnia campaign
>Some orc event okay whatever
>wait for orc doomstack to fuck off and then I wreck their house
>Next turn Marienburg comes at Louen with 2 stacks and decides to fuck my ass

Well I guess I outplayed myself.

Jesus christ fuck wood elves. I am really bad at playing Brettonia, I'm way more used to infantry armies. As it is, I have my screen of infantry melt in seconds, my knights get bogged down in milliseconds at the flanks and get shot to death by arrows, and Durthu striding straight for my lord to plant roots in blue blood ass. Fucking elves are still aggressive shits killing Carcassone before I can confederate them, and I let my dumb ass answer their call to war.

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>>169675864

>G O B L I N S

>>169675967
The actual download is only like 2gb

So basically, as Bretonnia you just let the greenskin order penalty ride out for 20 turns, power level, build up chivalry, and afk until you can use your tech to take the rest of Bretonnia?

Also Loeun obvious lord choice? Other two seem mediocre at best.

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Question about Unlimited Video Memory in Warhammer. in previous games with it i could actually tell a difference (at the price of increased system load and waaay fewer fps) when it was on. for example chainmail looked like chainmail instead of a muddy shirt.

Does it have as dramatic affect in warhammer? I dont really see a difference with it on or off other than lower performance.

>Summons that raise units out of the ground can no longer be cast on walls.

FUCK, that was my favorite

ISABELLA WHEN

What the fuck is a good army comp as bretonnia.

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>mfw Bretonnian GC is really fucking boring

Mousillon are a push over with there one (1) settlement and there's no one else to fight

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>>169676935

>play brettonia on legendary
>it's a marienburg brutally fist fucks you unless you kill them early type of game

>>169677032
Have fun turn 50

>>169677032
Go fight the wood elves.

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>>169671407

Holy shit I thought peasants would be bad, but they are terrible. Worse than fucking goblins.

Isn't even worse getting them as canon fodder.

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>>169675864
Goblins...

Brettonnia for rest of us who didnt get it early when?

>>169674742
> 4 terrorgheists

literally git gud

>>169676952

It is one of the three big options that improve FPS.

>>169677118
Now. Just downloaded it from Steam directly.

Green Knight is really underwhelming.

>>169677098
Yeah. Peasants are fucking horrible. I noticed this when about 3 seconds into a fight against Orc Boyz they just flat out fled.

>>169677190
What other options improve FPS a lot? my 760 chugs in battles.

>>169677038
How would you go about killing off Marienburg early? You can only reasonably have one stack as Bretonnia because of the peasant restriction.

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She floats around the BATTLEFIELD!

Looks pretty sweet.

Just don't know how to built her yet. Maybe the most points in magic, rest in unit buffs. (and maybe the cost reduction?!)

>>169677098
Peasant mobs cost much more upkeep than they cost to recruit. Just use them as a meatshield to absorb anything dangerous so you can maneuver your Knights safely

>>169677258

turn Portishead to 2D, unlimited video memory on and the lower the shadow quality the better.

Those are the big 3, you can also do stuff like turning your AA down or off. If you want it on but still want performance just put it on FXAA

So we all agree that the 4 vanilla factions and WoC need something interesting about them, right? They have 0 unique things going for them.

>>169677098
muh immersion

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>>169677379
Damn, Damsels really look like old cat ladies.

>>169677492
Empire and dorfs need it most. They are pretty barebones in their campaign mechanics even compared to other starting factions

>>169677630
Dorfs at least have grudged.

Empire literally has nothing unique in the way of mechanics when they could place the politics shit into it.

>>169677350
You have trebuchets. Make a hole, destoy 2 towers on one flank and shoot the defenders to shit with lots of archers.
Also you can still safely recruit more in the early game, the punishments aren't that harsh for say 15/10

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>>169677492

>>169677032
>HURR I'M RETARDED

The whole of point of "we iz crusaders n sheeit" is to go fucking crusade somewhere chaos or vampires or greenskins or beastmen actually are you dumb fuck

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>>169677783
>Opinion I don't like is bait

>>169677652
Grudges are literally nothing though. It's just a butthurt book that you have on top of your regular diplomacy

>>169677830
Your opinion is just plain fucking retarded

How is a faction that can raise the dead not "unique" and have nothing going for it?

>>169677379

damn the fae enchantress looks like THAT?

she still got it!

Why the fuck is Bretonnia patch 34gb. I have to uninstal shit because of it

>>169677894
Grudges literally define dwarfs and how they act in game and are the reason why the Dwarf AI will occasionally autistically declare war on you even with good relations

>>169677947
It's just 2gb of actual files

>>169673037
Build grail chaples and pray at them. its a building that removes negative traits, lets you recruit life, beast, and heavens mages (all good) and lets you recruit a leadership buffing unit and a tough sword and board infantry unit. Build one where ever your generals will be staying for long

>>169677830
Thats not opinion. You were just pretending to be retarded

>>169677980
Yes but that doesn't change the fact that it's a pretty boring mechanic

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>>169677898
he probably means that the dlc factions are more flashed out (see all the lore/description text in the traits, abilities etc.), then the older ones were its just the ability (corruption, raise the dead, grudges).

Bretonnia even has 3 "abilities" (knighthood, green knights and peasants - and impactful traits)

>>169677652
>>169677894
>>169677980
Grudges REALLY need to be revamped.

I thought I would be getting more grudges to deal with than "somefuck raided you". Have random events cause Grudges to pop up that you need to solve. The book of grudges in lore has thousands of pages, I should NEVER run out of grudges to strike off.

It would add some challenge to the Dorf campaign too.

>>169674742
vargheists initial charge bonus disrupts enemy lines more; terrorgheists are only good for killing enemy artillery

Is it canon for brets to have access to lore of beasts? Somehow summoning a manticore seems like something they would see as abnormal.

Is that guy working on a gunpowder bret mod still here?

>>169678839
Brets having access to the lore of Beasts is canon, spawning Manticores is not tho

Transformation of Kadon is a spell which turns a character into a dragon until dispelled

>>169678839
Yes, lore of beasts was generally self buffing spells in the tabletop.

Actually lore of beasts was pretty much used purely by Brets/Beastmen.

>>169678993
>>Transformation of Kadon is a spell which turns a character into a dragon until dispelled
In the TT or in this new dlc?

Holy shit I'm at turn 20 and Welfes still haven't confederated the whole forest.

What is this wizardry? Yay for PATCHES

>>169679464
TT

why is alberic so much worse than the others, his bonuses are crap, +5% trade income, really?

louen boosts movement range and aura, and fay enchantress has 15% replenishment, they are both vastly superior, have better starting units too

>>169679820
Alberic has the best hat

>>169679820
I get the feeling he'll be more sea-orientated once the new world expansion comes

>>169677425
>unlimited memory on
Doesn't that shit actually fuck your performance even more? It's for gpu with lots of vram right?

>>169679820
Alberic is a badass in the lore, but that's pretty much it.

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Bret hats are quite nice desu

Also the game runs a lot better these days than at launch, don't you think?

>>169679865
And the best color scheme

This patch sucks,there's building missing in some settlements

>>169679820
He seems to have more unique items to get.

>>169679980
>he uses outdated mods

>>169680353
could be,none of them are labelled as such

Do the mods fuck with the achevos?

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What motivates you to keep playing a campaign? There's a point I feel in every campaign I do where I get to such a huge size and wealth that I can maintain every army using top tier troops and I'm just taking cities, bringing back public order then moving on. I've never finished a campaign because of this.

I still have no clue how to play this fucking game.

How do you raise public order? I just want to play RTS and let my giant bat monsters break everything.

>>169680561
no you can use a cheat mod to unlock the harder achievements
I hope you kill yourself afterwards though

>>169680593
>What motivates you to keep playing a campaign?
Nothing, once I'm so powerful that no other faction can stop me I start another campaign

>>169680593
That's why I always go for quick victory conditions. There is no point at all to drag it out

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>fucking patch finally finishes downloading
>continue my Gelt campaign
>attack some enemies
>battle easy enough to not warrant buffs/debuffs, so can just enjoy
>Gelt wreaks glorious havoc with his buffed spells
>barely take any casualties due to +10 armor

>next battle, random lord I got from confederation, with like 10 units of flagellants
>attack warriors of chaos
>end up tanking a whole bunch of warriors and chaos spawn with my flagellants
>they die in droves, but much slower, thanks to faction-wide +10 armor
>when battle ends some units are brought to single digits, but not a single unit lost

SUPREME PATRIARCH!

>>169680685
>I just want to play RTS and let my giant bat monsters break everything.
then play multiplayer or costum battles

>>169679820
He's the biggest money-maker of the three though, it doesn't seem like a lot but when you fully kit out Bordeleaux, you churn out near as much as Marienburg, possibly more if you take the right skills.

>raze moussilon as it is den of vampires
>-100 chivalrey
Does it want me to deal with orc incursions and vampire rebellions at same time?

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>>169677016
I've been having good success with:
>Louen on pegasus (currently, he'll get his hippo when it's available)
>Damsel of heavens that you start with
>Paladin
>2 men-at-arms (sword 'n' board)
>2 men-at-arms (spear 'n' board)
>1 grail knights
>3 knights of the realm
>2 questing knights
>1 pegasus knights
>2 trebuchets
Paladin and peasants hold ("hold") the centre; 2 lance knights (grail or of-the-realm) and 1 questing knight go round each flank, with the lance knights' anti-large trait meaning they'll fuck up any cavalry coming the other way; louen and pegasus knights fly around and fuck stuff up; damsel does magic; trebuchets gonna trebuchet.

Disclaimer that, as you may have guessed from Loeun being on a pegasus, this isn't that far into the campaign, although I didn't grind greenskins for levels as much as I could. Pic related is the army immediately after the Sword Of Couronne quest battle.

>>169680717
I wasn't planning on using them to unlock them ;_;

>>169680593
>King and the Warlord comes out
>Play Angrund on legendary
>Retake k8p and lose upkeep penalty
>Realise I'm playing a dwarf campaign
>Quit campaign and go play multiplayer

Just tried out Enchantress, is the dyeworks economy building chain for Carcassone bugged? It doesn't appear to be a possible option.

is this game good

>>169681556
yes

>>169681556
remove trip
REMOVE TRIP
YOU THE WORST FAG

>>169681556
yes

>>169681556
no, fantasy is for redditors

>>169681619
oh hey I got that reference

>>169681531
it has a requirement to build it
check the tooltip

>>169681556
Yes but only if you remove your tripcode

Imma Empoire
shoulda I put wizzard in every armie?

>>169681556
Total War is good
Warhammer is good
Combined it's goody good

>>169681792
If that is what you want then yes

Who is the most kawaii character in TWW?

My votes goes to grombrindal

>>169681861

Grimgor-chan

>>169681861
Vlad von Carstein, definitely.

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>>169672739
yes! someone who gets it!

>>169681897
>>169681861
though generic Strigoi Ghoul Kings (Sugoi Ghoul Kings) are a strong contender

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>>169681861

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>>169681861

Currently in game, Skarsnik

>>169681861
Skarsnik is cute. CUTE!

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>>169682034
>>169682057

>>169682083
It will never stop hurting ;_;

>>169682034
Skarsnik is cute definitely.
But this anime bullshit has to stop, do not Cutebold-ize the gobbos.

Gobbos are absolutely for sexual, Cuteboldified gobbos are for purging on the moe-blob pyre.

>>169681861
>>169681892
>>169681897
>>169681959
>>169681993
>>169682034
>>169682057
It's Deathclaw you peasants

why do Orcs use arrers? isn't being an Orc all about bashing people's faces in in melee??

doubly strange for Savage Orcs

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FUCKING WHEN

>>169681993
>>169682034
>>169682083
>>169682137
>tfw people finally love Warhammer Fantasy characters

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>>169682083

>tfw used to think the red thing around Skarsnik's neck was a cute and stylish red scarf
>mfw seeing and realizing it wasn't

>>169682190
shotting people is just as satisfying

>>169682210
No, though I genuinely wouldn't be opposed to an age of sigmar game.

>>169682231
but it's so unorcy... unorquy? fuck it, unorky.

the fuck do I derive fantasy version of "orky" from "orc"?

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>>169682321

>In fact, it is common for other Orcs to continuously mock their odd brethrens for using a weapon that is considered fit for only their shorter and more cowardly cousins. Though mocked relentlessly, these Orcs are keen to keep clear from a camp of Arrer Boyz, for they have a savage tendency to shoot at any passer-by that just so happens to walk by their camp as a means of "target practice".

>>169682321
Orquish?

>>169682210
>FUCKING WHEN
luckily never

>>169682321
orky is proppa
and rememba Mork and Gork not Gork and Mork OK!?

>>169682190
ya gotta follo da dreem of da best shoota orcs dat can make der arrers go so fast dey make dat beyootiful dakka sound

>>169682190
>>169682321
Yeah, they are considered a bit weird by other orcs.

>>169682405
but that "qu" looks unorky too... such a bretonnian syllable, eugh.

maybe unorcky?

>>169682448
Dun lissen to dis zoggin git, all orcs kno its Gork and Mork

>>169682448
>Mork and Gork not Gork and Mork
Looks like ya need a propa stompin'
It'z GORK AND MORK ya git!

>>169682321
Ya don't ya stuntie-lovin git. We has propa words.

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>>169682190
>>169682321
>>169682460
How about I attach the image, yeah that would help.

Bad Moon and Spider God, not Gork and Mork
stabby-stabby ok

Fellow orcs, surely we can agree that what Fork and Glock wanted was to live a simpler, farming life?

>>169682582
t. zeench

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Eye of the beholder I guess

>>169682674
at least she looks better than the girl on the right

>>169677564
They're okay still, damsel-chan just doesn't put the effort into looking good when she's on a dirty battlefield. Fay is much better though.

>>169682674
which one is the woman?

>>169682582
old fluff had half-orcs living in the Empire
I can imagine them worshipping modified version of Gork and Mork to help them adapt to civilization
they'd wield pitchforks and pistols in combat to honour their gods

I approve of this.

>>169682228
what thing around his neck

>>169682729
The beautiful one. Duh.

>>169682749
>half-orcs
how is that even possible?

>>169682190
Orc arrers are constantly bullied

Barely above Goblin in terms of respected

>tfw 5 more hours until I can play as my waifu
life is suffering

>>169682795
they weren't mushroom people until rather late fluff
before that they were regular humanoids with dicks and pussies and so they could rape humans and produce half-orcs

those were less savage, could be more or less civilized, but were discriminated against hard, so still were mostly bandits and stuff.

>>169682795
Orcs had women in Fantasy until it was retconned to be closer to 40k

They still exist in the Bloodbowl alternate universe and can be seen as cheerleaders

>>169682945
those could be boob-squigs
like hair-squigs, but look like boobs instead of hair

Some threads back there was a hilarious post of Dwarfs having vassalled Greenskins and then holding a strategy meeting with Karl Franz and Onion
anyone got a screencap?

>>169683032
Slaneeshi Orcs possibly?

>>169682535
>tfw infighting is just a shitty mechanic
>low fightyness doesn't let you fight out a battle with 50% of your army against the other 50%
it could have been real fun but CA is a boring company

>>169679528
Turn 76 and mine haven't done shit all game either. They are just sitting with full stacks in their own seperate little provinces and waiting for me to come to them.

>I'm Empire
>Bretonnia's my best friends, most dukedoms in defensive or military alliance, etc
>on Lyonesse dislikes me for some reason, despite being stupid rich
>asking Lyonesse for trade agreement since like turn 6
>always a no, even though button is yellow and I'm offering gold
>turn 60
>Archie Badwin comes
>SHIELD OF CIVILIZATION
>hmm, maybe now Lyonesse will trade with me
>clicky diplomacy
>Trade Agreement - yellow
>Vassalage - yellow
>Let's trade? - No!
>Be my vassal? - Ok!
>Okay, let's trade now? - NO!
>...
I mean, seriously, fucking frog-eaters.

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>>169683101
>Chaose corrupted orks

>>169683101
Orcs are so dumb they don't even understand concept of sex

I decided to focus on buffing dwarf warriors with ironhammer so i recruit gold 2 warriors and wuarralers at turn 60 which is cool. Except i didnt get the 20+ diplomatic relations for all factions

Very important: get +20 to all factions perk or literally everything will try to kill you

trying to confederate with Artois. We are in a defensive alliance, they love me but they still always reject me when I ask them to confederate.

What do?

>>169683416
The rarely seen corks

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FUCKING WHEN

>>169683416
it happens
there's a lot of Orcs
Khornate Orcs are most common
I'd guess Tzeenchi Orcs are least common

>>169683528
yeah but with a large enough batch of Orcs you're eventually gonna get some weird ones

So is lore of metal fixed now or is it still underwhelming?

>>169683668
fixed

Gelt is now as cool as he sounds

>>169683668

It's pretty decent, but Balthazar is REALLY good as starting lord now, the new starting bonus is god-tier.

>>169683624
I know it happens, that doesn't make it terrible.
Chaos orks is very unorky indeed.

>>169683586
pls help

>>169683624
Doesn't the concept of Gork & Mork pretty much prevent any kind of chaos corruption?

>>169681556
no, very bad game, please keep moving tripposter

>>169683852
That's not how fantasy works.

Also chaos isn't nearly as big of a deal in fantasy until very late on when they were trying really hard to get the 40k kids interested. Hell lords of change get blown the fuck out so hard by the real top tier spellcasters it's not even funny.

>>169683624
The place of chaos corrupted orcs in canon is questionable at best.

I'm pretty sure it was stated in an orc codex or white dwarf that gork and mork won't tolerate those pansy chaos gods corrupting orcs and that they would stomp them if they tried.

>>169683852
yep.,

In fact the unorky behavior is punished in orc society

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>reddit skaven shouldn't be nuked for creating this fucker

>>169683971
They do have lore-sheilds against it but considering how wide and aliv ewarhammer lore is I wouldn't be surprised if there are canon chaos orcs. Especially Fantasy used to be a fuking mess in terms of lore, anyway (more than it is now).

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40k humans go mad and/or sprout tentacles from just seeing a daemon
FB humans just stab daemon with sharp sticks
GRYPHONS FUCKING EAT NURGLE DAEMONS!
AND LOVE IT!

>>169684029
Well the real problem is that pretty much everything GW makes has contradicting canon.

GW can't be bothered to implement quality control on things they produce and have gone with the cop out of "its all myths and legends".

>>169683998
they barely tolerate Azhag for being so weird. orcs find strange as fuck that Azhag make strategies and tactics for battles instead of just go full frontal WAAAGH

>>169684090
Maybe chaos is strong in 40K?

Can anyone confirm if Alberic's port bonus is worth taking? The one thats 50/100/150% more money from ports

On a legendary campaign and dont want to grab it if its useless

>>169684121
It's literally intentional, the whole point is so you can come up with your own stories for your armies and stuff. And so the lore doesn't have fixed "winners" and stuff like that.

The war of the beard has 2 completely contradictory records in the dwarf and high elf book because it's written from their perspectives in universe.

> Green Knight is basically a over glorified banshee on a horse

What did they mean by this ?

>>169683715
>>169683760
> new starting bonus

Wait, oh wow they did and that is pretty damn good.

Seems like a Gelt campaign is well over due.

>>169684121
>"its all myths and legends"
It can be done okay - see TES, where most of cosmology is just in-universe theory and it's awesome

but GW never were good with writing

>>169684151
maybe humans (and other species) have bigger balls in Fantasy?

>>169684020
what's wrong with the horrible terrifying disgusting amalgam of vile machinery and twisted mutated flesh, all twitching and spasming and ravenous, created by crazy sadistic science and powered by soulwrenching bits of crystallized evil and madness?

What if the entire Warhammer Fantasy universe actually happens in 40k on one of the fucked up Demon Worlds in the Eye of Terror?
Seems entirely plausible considering just how fucked up those places can be

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They removed the bug that prevented you to increase the unit size... what a fucking delith,


NOW THIS IS MASSIVE BATTLES

>>169684392
Oh fuck, seems like I will have to upgrade my CPU soon

>>169684392
like ants in my garden

>>169684392
god damn
you rich fuck

>>169684392


What's worng anon, you can handle TRUE MASSIVE battles?

>>169684435
this feels epic as fuck anon

>>169684240
A lot of it is just down to 40k power creep. In the modern lore you're not strong unless you can strangle two Carnifexes with your balls while power fucking a Avatar of Kaine.

And even then any Space Marine equivalent of you will be able of doing the same but somehow be100x better at it because Marines sell.

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>>169684196
>It's literally intentional

The open ended nature of the setting is intentional and some of the contradictions are intentional because they are being presented from different perspectives (This is usually true of fluff in the army books), but on more periphery fluff, like White Dwarf, Black Library books, games and other media that isn't part of the core, there is practically no checking done to ensure lore consistency.

Notable examples of failings in internal consistency are such things as the Khornate Grey Knights, everything C.S. Goto writes and the khornate sorcerer in that one dawn of war game.

The general rule is that there is a hierarchy of canon and that if its in a codex its probably canon. I like the open endedness of the setting and think its a great idea if you want to leave room for player creativity, but GW is also using this as an excuse for not giving a shit about writing consistent fluff.

>>169684349
That has been alluded to before but it was retconned, I believe.
I think Kaldor Draigo has also shown up at one point, as has some chaos stuff from 40k like chainswords and bolters.

>>169684349
But 40k is in a snowglobe in the college of magic.

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I want to know when the new TW Addon/Title is announced. It can't be that long since we have the old world edition now and the new menu looks like it's ready to add the new campaign.

>>169684349
Not canon for decades now.

>>169684478
>>169684392
>>169684392


Just like in my Warhammer illustrations!

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>>169684604
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>>169684604

forgot the pic

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>>169684745

I want custom campaign maps so fucking bad, right NOW!

How big is the Bretonnia DLC? I have 22gb free space and it's telling me there's not enough HDD space to install the DLC.

>>169684392
>>169684604
>>169684745
just like my tabletop minis collection!

>>169684942
Unless you're collecting in 6mm I don't believe you anon.

>>169684564
It's rumored to be later this year, as they have a team already working on it apparently. Maybe the game will launch in the end-of-the-year period for AAA titles.

>>169684392
Ok anon, I beg you to tell me how you did this.

That looks fucking cool.

>>169684918
2gb. but you need to have 34gb free space for some reason.
The size reverts back after the installation

>>169684918
It's not that big at all, but because steam can be retarded about things, you need enough extra space for the entire game

>>169685092
>>169685075
Well that's annoying. I'll move one of my games to another drive temporarily to download the god damn DLC.

>Naval battles were boring and difficult. (Unless you have arty ships in Rome 2)
Yeah, the city sieges are boring now. (But they spent that time on other things instead of those sieges)
Troop variety does stink, but it is not that horrid. Especially in later game.
Village Sieges, I thought people were tired about taking the same fishing village over and over again. (They put that time into other things cause they probably thought people were tired of them after complaing about them so much)
Thank God there is no more faction managing. Except Growth, Obedience, Being able to tax each province seperatly, Chaos and Vampiric corruption. Seriously, all that in Rome 2 was sooooooo boring. Some people do just want to go smash things but that is your opinion.
This is the average warhammer total war fan. Not even worth 12 bucks.

>Gelt is viable
>Fairy Reich nerfed
>two waifu LLs

Good times a-coming, boys

>Based Cataph already fixing Bretonnia

>Only two female LL so far
This is why we need to keep fighting this inequality bullshit

>>169680685
Don't worry about low public order, unless your army is far away from the province.

Otherwise as vamps hire a wight king and send him over to the province and deploy him. That's usually enough to get it positive.

>>169683617
second expansion, late 2018 ;_;

>>169685628
Don't worry anon, Morathi in game 2 will increase the quota of female LLs, while also dressing like a stripper.

>>169685614
>fixing Bretonnia

What does this mean? Like a radious tier change

>Removed peasant economy and made squires tier 2 units.

>>169684090
The horn blower on the left is keeping Chaos corruption at bay with a rendition of "Song Bird."

Also, why does that deamon on the bottom look terrified?

>>169685628
Don't be silly, Anon.
Women have equal opportunity to become legendary lords, but most of them choose to do other things like baking, looking after their men and dying of pox. You can't force them to lead armies if they don't want to.

>>169685709
More like second expansion late 2017 and last expansion late/early 2018
Age of sigmar expansion 2019

>>169685884
because Men of the Empire are just that badass. they strike fear in the heart of Daemons.

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>4 fucking hours until Isabella

>Slaanesh is a male
WTF

>>169685884
See that guy with the horn ? Demons hate his tune ..

>>169685906
>second expansion
>late 2017
but where would the first expansion fit??

I AM KING HERE!

>>169686132
Yes sorry im retarded i mean first expansion late 2017 and last one late 2018 or early 2019

>>169672739

I-I want to worship her all over.

>>169686192
I AM SUPREME!

>>169685432
I'm not apologizing for things cut prior TW games had.

But I am giving TWWH credit where credit is due. It does outshine it's predecessors in many places.

I do want to see all of the TW features we had in the past make a return at some point in TWWH.

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>>169686031
Slannesh is whatever you want her/him to be.
The Eldar call Slannesh "She Who Thirsts"

>>169685884
demons have emotions too, in fantasy fear is an emotion people that aren't imperial guard are allowed to feel.

>>169686389
I want "her" to be "girl" with a penis

>>169686552
Thats a bit gay m8.

>>169686343
>I do want to see all of the TW features we had in the past make a return at some point in TWWH.
that would be really damn cool

>>169686389
Can Slannesh be an attack helicopter?

>First get raped by woodcucks
>Now getting POO POO PEE PEE all over my fucking wheat fields.
Ze lady has forsaken me.

>Tier 5 capital city is protected by nothing but peasants
>not a single knight or siege weapon
Bordeleaux just feels like a mod, there's nothing about this faction that was done well.

>>169686685
Fellow dawi pls.

>>169686720
You can't go both on a quest and protect the peasantry anon and it's just fucking peasants.

Just reached turn 90 on the gobbo campaign and holy shit what the fuck is going on.

I own pretty much half the map and I'm not even close to victory since I pretty much need to wipe everyone off the map + send Archaon packing.

This is breaking my immersion, gobbos shouldn't be this powerful

>its a "butthurt mountain midgets help chaos destroy the world by razing half of reikland while franz is off dealing with the apocalypse" campaign

there is only so much my knights can do to help

>>169686720
Seems odd, especially given knights are Alberic's thing. I could see Carcassone having peasant-only garrisons, but can't work out why it'd be a thing for Bordeleaux.

>>169686904
Skarsnik! Warlord of eight peaks!

>>169686904
GOBBOS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD

What did the casual crowd mean by this?
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2017/02/27/total-war-warhammers-campaign-map-is-an-unreadable-irritant/

>>169687009
But doesn't Alberic have the smallest retinue? That probably means they're all with him, and there's nobody left to garrison the castle.

>>169687003
>Still playing For honor

>>169687072
I mean, there are better map screens out there, but this

>Losing track of your armies is about the most basic thing which could go wrong in a game about setting up battles, and yet in TW: Warhammer it happens irritatingly often.

is just wrong. That has never happened.

>>169687072
It's intentionally lying click-bait or the author is clinically retarded, I don't know which.

>Fae Enchantress has bare feet
>Queen Jennah in GW2 has bare feet and it's even pointed out

it's as if video games are trying to nurture a foot fetish in me
it's working

>listening to Arch cry about Bretonnian infantry being weak without even mentioning the new chariot and the Foot Squire supersoldiers, and suggesting that the peasant economy could be expanded into a 'full system' by raising the unit recruitment limit down the line

Is this an act? How can someone be this oblivious and just plain bad at the game? And, most importantly, how come he can have 100k subscribers?

>>169686708
I hope you're playing the Fey Enchantress.
Getting raped by elvish half-animals Orion and then human half-animals is exactly what she's into!

>>169687072
the GC map is tiny as it is.

the whole map should be on a detail level of the Beastmen or Wood Elf campaign imo.

double the settlements.

>>169687336
King Louie

>>169687319
>still playing No Content Wars 2
for what purpose
if you play it as a waifu simulator, BDO is vastly superior

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>>169679957
>when the lady doesn't notice you
>when the crusade goes wrong
>when an elf is near you
>when a peasant is near you
>when a peasant complains about the farm needing tilling
>when a peasant asks for rights
>when you get excited about a lady joining the crusade and then actually see her
>when the enemy army has spearmen
>when your liege lord does something unchivalrous
>when less peasants die than knights

>>169687328
Is that the same Arch that whinged about beastmen building siege equipment, even though GW's army books included lore about beastmen building siege equipment? I kind of assumed he was a fuckwit.

>>169687407
I just enjoy it from time to time and there's been a pretty nice LS chapter recently

also no, not waifu simulator for me.

>>169687072
gaming """"""journalists"""""" are physically and mentally handicapped, obviously he can't read the campaign map because you need an IQ above 50

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Will Dark elves have their skimpy battlebikinis or will they censor them?

>tfw started collecting dark Elves two month before Age of shitmar leakes started coming

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Lads I really fancy starting a new greenskin campaign just to smash some frenchmen but I got so used to steel faith.

Any idea when the mod will become compatible with the brets?

>>169687531

Dark Elves a best

I started collecting them 15 years ago

>>169687328
>listening to Arch
stop

Did CA get license for naval warfare or did the jews exclude it from the deal?

>>169687571

>using mods