/palg/ - Paladins General

>>169627809

viktor is the best DPS, out damages every single damage in the game with ease, even Drogoz.

OB44 sucks shit

OB45 when

>>169628002
A healthy meal.

why do they keep pushing skye shit with skins and sales when she's garbage rn
is she someones waifu at lo-rez headquarters

>>169628003
stop whining, you fuckin hole

>>169627975
>shoot a bit
>run because who plays him can't stand a fight
>thinks hes a sniper
Talking embasing myself on the casual levels, but even the high level victors who i played with were shit.

>>169628003
OB45 will suck even more

>>169628002
to have her hands cut off for thieving

>>169628120
>is she someones waifu at lo-rez headquarters
No, then she'd get more buffs.

>>169628309
At least it'll bring another frontliner to the game

>>169628002
A hug and sweet, loving, pats on the head

>>169628438
Maybe the guy is from the art department and the people on the gameplay balancing team made she bad as a joke.

>>169628120
She's the tits of the game. Of course they're going to give her a ton of skins. And all Sky really needs is more mobility. A wallclimb like some anon suggested would be pretty cool, or a grapple hook.

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>>169628438

Fernando is literally Drybear's self-insert and he gets the short end of the stick all the time. Hi-Rez is just a weird company desu

>>169628218
man you're a moron so you think a character is crap because people play him wrong, talk about being absolutely fucking retarded.

viktor can EASILY do 150k damage RN, you'd need to have a very good game with any other damage to even come close, and even then Viktor's damage is better because he can finish kills easier, not like drogoz that does like 100k damage but half of it gets healed because most of it is meaningless damage on tanks and healers that gets healed immediately.


>>169628014
just no, if the kinessa is sporting those stats the burden is on the team to capitalize on all her kills and damage, i say that as someone who usually hates every single sniper on every single game, but i have to recognize good play when i see good play.

>>169628002
My healthy dick.

>>169628713
That pic can't be real. Those chicken legs can't be real.

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>>169628002

Sweetly loving tender cuddling.

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>>169628717
Yeah bro, i'm the wrong here. He is clearly a good DPS.

>>169628728
It won't be healthy when she's done with it.

>>169628120
what the hell is up with you people i played skye and she gets so many kills and puts out so much damage its insane with the poison bolt legendary.

>>169628002
A bowl full of eggs.

>>169628926
Are you implying that bomb king is a good character?

A ping reliant character on this random ass game where you can get either 20 ping or 140 ping, and you don't even get to know which one is gonna be before picking the character is crap.

>>169628002

Tummy kissing and kitty rubbing.

>>169628940
Some people are still on the "Skye suck" bandwagon that they didn't even bother trying her out. She's still not tourney viable but she's definitely stronger after ob44.

>>169629225

Only because she is bugged

>>169628940
Her damage is crazy but she also has no real mobility, so once she's made her move the other team needs to be retarded to not gun her down before she can run. Other flankers can get kills much more safely.

I have yet to see a Ferocity Grover who does not completely throw the match by standing as far away from his team and the objective as humanly possible and never healing anyone but himself

Why is this character such a mess of a design

>>169629225
most of the people from /vg/ in general are really bad at games and spout their shit opinions as facts, even when proven wrong.

>>169629381
her stealth detection range is broken right now you moron, its very hard to kill a full hp skye that you can't even see if she's dedicated to getting away.

i had a lot of fun yesterday as skye and i'm the memelord who doesn't even like to play female characters

>>169629225
Damn, people now thinks she sucks? I remember back then when her ult was cancerous everyone using her.

btw I am used her a few matches ago with the legendary card that clears CD on eliminations and it's excellent to run away from the enemy team after killing someone

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>>169628713
do not
post
this image

How the giveaway from twitch work? i just do the "entries" and wait the code for email if i win?

>>169630871
Yes.

>>169631112
thanks

>>169630384
after they nerfed her ult she WAS worthless, she's useable now, due to her leggos

Does anyone else think the Firefighter legendary for Viktor is a little bit too good?

which andro legendary is best?

>>169633627
3 dash

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>play comp
>get matched with a ruckus on a 10 game losing streak that does nothing blut flame and blame our loss entirely on me
>play casual
>get matched with either a team that completely destroys the other team, or a team filled with drooling retards

I don't even know why I play this game anymore

>>169634068
Because Overwatch is worse

>>169634249
I enjoy both about as much. At least overwatch doesn't drive me up the fucking wall with anger.

>>169634249
Not him but this is so damn accurate. Overwatch only has good design but the gameplay is shit compared to Battleborn and Paladins

>>169634068
have you tried partying with friends? just add decent players from casual and make a party.

>>169634249
lol

>>169634489

>compared to battleborn

nice try Randy.

>>169629415
Because pubbies cannot into teamwork? Grover can grapple into a fight, heal, grapple out, grapple up a wall and dump an axe on someone, grapple into a grapple

What do when the fucking game gets stuck in the loading screen, and I cant end it through task manager, because all I see is a black scree on my desktop, besides my taskbar below. Cant quit steam either. The only solution is to restart my whole pc. How can I prevent this crap?

>>169634489
So what about the gameplay don't you like?

Is Skye better now after the recent patch or still bad

I am the greatest.

>Smite will be getting EAC

What's next, a third currency that you need to buy passives for your gods?

>>169634959
yeah you're clueless kid, his vine cooldown is too long for this to be feasible

>>169635204
Stealth detection range is busted, go nuts before they fix it.

>>169635320
No

>>169635204
She's okay.

>>169635436
I am the greatest.

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>>169635204
Every change they intentionally made definitely made her worse, but they also managed to mess up her stealth while trying to change things for PvE which ended up helping her out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCXG3NwNEjM&

>>169635548
Quiet

>>169635872
I am the greatest.

>>169635548
>>169635872
>>169636539
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's been 10 days or some shit

how are you feeling about OB44 now

>>169637067
Well I'm not absolutely livid any more since they gave us enough essence to grab all the legendaries I wanted but I'm still a bit peeved some guys got 100+ chests and I'm still sure essence was a mistake. Legendaries are fun I never doubted they would be anything but.

>>169628713
Don't skip leg day, brah

>>169637293
Them showering everyone with a gorillion essence feels like a band aid fix to a half assed system more than anything

>>169637067
It sucks. Balance sucks, essence is still a shit system. Maybe OB45 will do something for balance

life rip or veteran for yong

how do competitive rankings work?

is there a website with a quick summary? i just got a blue border around makoa and a purple border around fernando and i don't know what they mean. they are my first rankings.

>>169638209
chronos

>>169637536
New champion so probably not

>>169638209
wrecker or deft hands
life rip
whatever
whatever

>>169635114
happens to me all the time. bring up the task manager then at the bottom of your taskbar make sure it's selected then push down once and hit delete. It should close paladins.

>>169637067
Essence is shit and there are a fuck ton of bugs. The servers crash more and i don't load into games way more then i used to. All in all its one of the worse patches i have ever seen for a game.

Is it even safe to open chest yet

>>169639387
nop
wait until OB45 and maybe they'll fix it

Maelstrom was a mistake

Should I be learning how to use Resonance since we all know Lifelike will be getting gutted?

>>169639629
resilience was a mistake

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gee thanks drybear

>everybody constantly talks about broken chests not giving anything
>i know! ill just open one!

why do you idiots keep doing this

>>169640861
For the (you)s, probably.

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from Alyssa
have a great week guys

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>>169641736
Thanks, Alyssa!

>>169641736

Nice! Got a colossal chest and dread hunter voice pack, please don't tell me it was dread hunter set because I bought everything but the voice pack

>>169641736
fug

>>169642390
same

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>>169641736
>claimed claimed claimed claimed claimed
How do people steal them so fast

>>169641736
>ctrl+v doesn't work in the game
>by the time I manage to open the steam overlay and type them in they're all claimed
gg

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>>169641736
Alyssa-senpai is lovely! LOVELY!

Now I have a gay nightclub blunderbuss. It's cool.

>>169642593
I started with the last one and it was already gone by the time I had opened the game. All it was was 30 seconds.

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>pip takes skill

i swear to god this character needs a nerf

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>>169641736

Thanks <3

>>169637067
The balance is all kinds of fucked up. Defense items are too weak now. Damage is too high.
Some Legendaries are just OP.

>>169643013
kys

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>>169641736
Oh snap, thanks for the codes.

I started with the bottom worked up. They were all taken except the first one. I guess everyone always just skips the first one.

>>169642920
I swear, people have the windows brought 24/7 just incase one is posted.

>>169641736
Is this actually Alyssa or is everyone just playing along?

>>169643091
I'd rather they give everyone back their bonus damage and just make legendaries like 5% increases. Enough for a slight edge, but not enough to fuck everything up.

>>169637480
It totally is. Essence went over poorly, but they can't disable it in a hotfix.

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>>169643587
Gee man, I dunno.

>play as Skye
>solo kill Kinessa 10+ times during the first half
>only times I don't go after her are when she's hard to reach, has teammates defending her, or my hidden is on cooldown
>Skye, pls kill Kinessa
>Skye, pls kill Kinessa


Why does casual pair me with players half my ELO

>>169643797
Do other /vg/ threads get this kind of treatment?

>>169643848
That's the problem with playing a stealthy assassin or a sniper. No one sees you do your job, so they don't consider that maybe the list of names popping up in the corner aren't random pairing ideas for fan fiction.

>>169643848

matchmaking tries to force you around a 50% W/L ratio overall. No this doesn't mean, you win one game, lose one game, repeat from step one.

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>>169644020
I'd say we're one of the few, if not the only to have actual employees comb over our written shit. I don't browse other generals so I can't say for sure.
That actually happened in Smite's general though. So I guess technically yes?

Besides, I'd be hard pressed to tell you anyone else but HiRez employees are even able to generate skin codes. I just got a colossal chest from one of those so I can attest that yes, that undoubtedly has to be Alyssa.

>tfw you will never have a qt3.14 redhead gf like Alyssa to give you skin codes

I jerk off to pictures of you Alyssa.

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>>169641736
>tfw you miss Alyssa's giveaway

>>169641736
I don't jack off to you because I watch way too much porn and I'm an overweight manchild NEET virgin but you are really fucking hot

>>169644929
>>169645209
Stop.

>>169645096
>tfw you were here for it but missed the codes by seconds
worst feel

A bit late but here it goes

>>169634842
Who?

>>169635139
OW as the most simple gameplay when compared to Battleborn and Paladins
>you always go with the same weapon and no bonuses
At least months ago when I logged in they didn't add cards or any gimmick
>healers are like a must and they aren't that fun to play with

Meanwhile in Battleborn you have 3 abilities to choose per level, 3 weapons to choose before the battle for you to purchase with gold farmed in the match, feeding will fuck your team because the enemy will be higher level and paladins has the cards which can make matches quite different or difficult

>>169645769
why? isn't this site anonymous?

>>169645769
Here comes the white knight, she probably just laughs at it.

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>>169641736
Fix your game.
Here's some incentive to do it quickly since my tickets have been ignored.

Equip the wormhole legendary.
Blink normally by pressing Q once.
Press Q twice during the same frame to do a wormhole blink without putting blink on cooldown.
Press Q four times during the same frame to do a normal blink without putting blink on cooldown.
The wormhole window resets and starts counting down 4 seconds after every blink.
Blink will be put on cooldown if you wait for longer than 4 seconds between blinks.

>>169645769
Don't worry, I jerk it to you too Pixie.

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>grohk on the other team using maelstrom
>keeps spamming shock pulse on our tank who's on the point exposed
>getting zapped across the fucking map
>connect the dots until he fries us all
>quadra kill
we still won but it's a terrible feel would not recommend

>kinda want to try my luck for the valentines unicorn
>hesitant since chests are fucked up and it might spit out nothing
Has anyone else bought gem chests lately?
>>169643381
Oh goddammit I thought I tried the first code

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>>169646151
Aw shit nigga.

>>169646280
Pixie weights like 300 pounds, dude. Gross.

>>169646151
HE ACTUALLY POSTED IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>169647432
Pixie is sweet and cute tho.

>>169644020
In /wfg/ they're sure at least one dev lurks. Hell the /wfg/ clan Warbros used to flood the hell out of their forums.

>>169646151

just another reason to not play paladins.

see you in a month /pals/

How do I play Evie

>>169649091
You just blink as much as you want.

>>169649091
Aim at where your target will be and press Q or RMB a lot

>>169649091
spam [VEG] at all times.

>>169643013
>pubstomping casuals takes skill

i swear to god this shitposter needs a trip

>Team has a Skye AND a Kinessa
>Skye stands back trying to snipe
>Kinessa runs head-on and dies repeatedly

What the fucking shit? Why do Skyes insist on trying to snipe so often? Why are they such cowards? Her DPS output is actually pretty solid at close range, but people insist on standing as far away from the fight as possible in case they get killed. It's infuriating.

mermoco is a bad meme
ezho is a better meme

>>169646151
You mean frame as in an actual frame, and not time frame of blink usage, right?
Because if that's so, nobody's gonna be even close to fast enough to actually do this shit without scrips.

>>169649570
y-you too

>>169649647
>nobody's gonna be even close to fast enough to actually do this shit without scrips
Obviously. But EAC is obviously not flagging a couple of really quick keypresses.

>Had a 60% winrate prior to this patch
>Check winrate for this patch
>50%

Well, either I got significantly worse or the game got more balanced, I guess? My Elo is still hanging around 2500 and apparently I am in the top 0.098% of players.

>>169649932
>tfw my winrate with Grohk has climbed to 70%

SURGING

>>169649223
>>169649312
>>169649448

Well I tried, she's hot garbage.

>>169650269

Post cards please. I have a shitload of essence and want to make the game unfun.

>>169650486
lol

They're taking metrics for Legendary usage, right? Cus half of them are literally broken OP shit and the rest is hot noob-trap garbage. Kind of like Aggression was.
It's be nice to see some serious balancing, so you actually had a choice when playing Grover or Buck, for example.
Also why the fuck doesn't Resilience work against Deep Roots, fix your game Alyssa

>>169650486
You're hot garbage.

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>>169650517
Here you go kouhai. Notes:
>I use the Wraith leggo
>you ghostwalk twice in a row thanks to Wraith
>Wraith's auto-ghostwalk won't trigger Gale
>Wraith prevents Totemic Rescue from activating
>Yellow burn card: Chronos
>Green burn card: Life Rip

>>169651530
Thanks, duder.

>>169650486
unlike other characters in this game, evie actually requires skill.

Basically you spam the shit out of wormhole blink (with the distance card so you can do things like pop over walls) and land your shots.

>>169651751
>skill
>spaming an ability = skill

>>169651909
You spam dodge roll on Cassie, that doesn't mean she doesn't take skill.

>>169651530
>Wraith's auto-ghostwalk won't trigger Gale

Does for me.

MEEEEE!

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>tfw to inteligentz to play female charicters

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>tfw to intuligant to play paladins

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>tfw to much brainpower too get killled bye mayve

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>tfw to many knoledges to play heeler

>>169651530

>tfw you can finally surge with power again

too bad it's gonna get nerfed by next week.

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simply ebin

>>169656215
hi ysani

my wounds r HEALED? o.o

>>169656215
Ya, played that party a little while ago. It was more our team was retarded that we lost.

>>169656215
>I'm going to hide my name
>when you can just look up other players recent matches

ebin.

>>169633627
>>169633878
Funny how everyone was screaming OP when they previewed the headshot one, and it ended up collecting dust.

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>>169656215
>that friend who keeps picking Skye and sucks at it
>you don't want to hurt his feelings so you don't say anything

>>169657429
No one can aim is this game.

>>169657429
It's a sure sign of a hacker though, even pros manage 2-3 headshots per match.

>>169651376
It was made to be part of their pay to win system I doubt it will ever get balanced into something thats not broken on a fundamental level.

>>169657554
A lot more than that.

>>169657429
Sure

>>169657429

Headboxes are busted, so more often than not, it's not even worth it. Combine that with HiRez's shitty servers and you're basically playing Russian Roulette.

>tfw drogoz main
>tfw no buddies to play tank/support so I don't have to

Quite depressing

Developers need to understand, that giving tanks any ability to do damage fucks game balance.

Anyone got a good Maestrom Grohk build?

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>>169659564

Anyone finding essence tedious even if you aren't running low at the moment.

I wish I was back to 11000 gold at worst for the FOTM champion and the OP loadout that some pro was using

>POTG
>Kinessa gets killed while looking the opposite direction of the person shooting her the whole time
>Doesn't even react

Why does this happen in every fucking POTG?

>>169660645
Because it happens constantly throughout the whole game.

>tfw buck
>tfw teammate is bomb king
>tfw roleplay as his champion/retainer

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I wish I had spent my life smoking because I've got cancer anyway.

Maeve is such an OP piece of shit, she makes Drogoz completely immobile

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>>169660230
wish I had gotten chests

>>169659564
that's a pretty big generalization anon.

tanks are in a perfectly fine spot right now. Maybe Fernando could use some different legendaries, but that's it.

>>169663210
>perfectly fine
>can kill a flanker faster than a flanker can drop 1/4th their life
>balance

It's literally becoming Overwatch the clone.

>>169663595
Maybe the flanker shouldn't be going against tanks? That's generally what the damage class is for.

>>169663595
If a flank could just kill a tank whenever, then flanking would become unnecessary.

>>169659564
>Tfw Barik's gun is better than Buck's now

>>169664035
It has always been though.

>>169644020
tribes (and maybe smite general?) had bart
planetside 2 had higby

>>169663595
yes because tanks have limited mobility and range, and flankers can choose not to fight them, unlike overwatch where few characters have mobility and aren't as able to choose their fights as well. It also takes a pretty long time for a tank to kill you (like 4-5 seconds on Torvald), unlike Overwatch where tanks can kill you instantly.

It's also supposed to be tactical rock-paper-scissors, with damage killing tanks, tanks stopping flanks, and flanks harassing damage.

>>169662320
maeve needs to land five knives and a stab to kill drogoz because he has 2500 hp for some reason

drogoz needs to land two rockets and 100 random damage from a splash

you can do it anon

>>169657440
>Being PC
you'd be doing him a bigger kindness by redpilling him/

Why is this game full of hackers?

>>169666065
I honestly can't tell if it is or not.
I often see some very questionable aiming but I can't tell if it's a good aimbot or lag compensation.
Nothing better than Kinessa killing you while aiming two meters behind you.

>>169666065
Because it's F2P, EAC is shit, and Hi-Rez takes forever to ban people that have been caught hacking. At one point Drybear said they ban 3-5 people a minute, what he didn't mention is that they only work a minute a day.

>Kinessa is level 17, has a skin and voice pack, diamond border
>Does the least damage on the team

Why do people still pick Kinessa? Why can't I remove Kinessa from the game?

>>169666065
I'm to the point that I may as well start hacking, majority of them are free anyways.

>>169666065
Because there's no way for players to punish hackers themselves like they used to be able to in last decades' FPS by kicking or banning them.

>>169667091
That would lead to so much abuse.

>>169667226
My idea is in casual queue (Idgaf about competitive) you could ban a player from your queue and never have to play with them again.

>>169666364
Related.

>Have the best Elims, damage, healing, obj time, streak, and K/D on the team
>Call Kinessa out for being useless
>He defends himself and says "support has it easier" and claims he was the only reason we won

It's time for a genocide crusade. How can people enjoy playing Kinessa? She's so boring and limp. His POTG was him missing 6 shots, then shooting two guys who were standing still.

>>169667382
>ban people who stomp you
>ban new players
>ban kinessa mains

there'd be no one left to play with

>>169669110
I suppose they could add a cooldown to how many you can block in a certain time period.

Also could possibly have blocks only last for a 24 hour period or something.

I dunno tho. I just play the gaem.

>>169667382
overwatch had that

they ended up removing it because a sniper main was blocked by literally everyone he played with and couldn't find any matches

>>169669373
Maybe that's a sign to stop playing snipers.

>>169669373
>create bad character
>create system to avoid unsavory players
>surprised when people use the system to avoid players who play bad characters
Wow, it's almost like former hi rez employees designed it.

>>169669932
Kek

Remind me again why we play this game, so I can say it to myself before I sleep.

>>169670202
For the frags.
It's always for the frags.
Nothing else matters.

>>169666065

Infested with 3rd World Scum.

>>169670202

For Makoa.

I'm just addicted to the hooks man.

also why I put up with Super Monday Night Combat's bullshit for so long. I miss the Veteran so much.

>>169670202
Grover is a funny guy.

>>169670202
To protect some smiles.

Have chests been fixed yet?

>>169670202
For the waifus and VGS spam

>>169670202
For ________'s booty.

>>169672830
Grovers.

>>169629381
And it's HERE the Legendary "Preparation" comes in. Even without the 20% damage bonus on poison bolt she still shreds enemies with poison bolts, leftclick and 40% bonus reload speed from cards. And since she doesn't have to spend so many points on Preparation as a card, she can get Victory rush and be even MORE obnoxious when on a killing spree. Get some kill to heal and you could take out all their flanks by yourself as long as they're not grouped with allies

where can i find some maeve lewds

>>169673774
not to mention shes aimbots favorite pick

>>169670390
Holy shit, someone else who remembers that game.

That game was fun as hell. Then they were like "We're making this BRAND NEW GAME that's probably gonna flop horribly, come check it out!" and abandoned it.

>>169674676
You suck fuck, she's like 14!

>>169675204
Nuh uh hirez confirmed 18+

>>169674676
>wanting lewds of a trap
why ya somekinda faggot?

>>169674996
Thinking about it, Monday Night Combat was my first MOBA and I didn't even realize it until recently.

Is comp worth it?

>>169677360
No.

Whats a typical competitive comp?

what a trash game filled with bugs performance issues and hackers
also its made by hirez
nice

>>169669535
It's because he was too good.

Evie is fun. Flying around all over the place like an angry hornet is so satisfying.

>>169679418
I disagree, but you can think whatever you like!

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>>169679514

>>169679623
VVS

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I randomly got this after buying (but not opening) a chest. What does it mean?

>>169680117
Yeah happened to me too, it means Hi-Rez messed something up lmao hah FREE STUFF dude

>>169677360
It's not worth it, but I'm thinking about playing it for a little bit to quickly grab that diamond Ying or Ghrok before the nerfs.

Can we just remove champ categories yet? Free the Grohk!

What's even the point of comp if they're just gonna pit two largely uneven teams up against each other and then you lose like 2 points?

>>169680582
Until they fix matchmaking it's better to just not give a fuck.

>>169678152
>Either everyone or no one picks the frontline
>first pick Skye or Kinessa
>everyone is a flanker and they hope that somehow you can still play both frontline and support at the same time
>game shorter than queque
>+2 elo for win, -100 elo for the loss

>>169680696
Except for the ELO, typical comp is sounding suspiciously like starter level casual.

>>169680694
True that, if game gets really hard when you're flank, might as well have some fun and ONLY go for flank kills, ONLY kill lone enemies and shit like that.

>>169680815
dont talk shit about attack on titan its actually a really good show

>>169681458
dude, attack on titan was trash dont try to hide it

>>169681603
oh please, "hey let's not solve the problem through our human wit and intelligence, let's just make the main character transform into one of them and beat them up" fuck off buddy, its shit

>>169681670
that was actually a really good plot element, okay? the mangaka explains how this is a good plot element, but i guess you dont read mangaka to deeply understand the story, do you, you stupid idiot

I think that OB44 deeply affected our mentality and recent threads are a proof of that.

>>169680787
Because it is. Some people get those 12 champions (mostly flank/damage) to lvl 4 and go straight to the ranked. And then shit ensues.

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HiRez, what the fuck is this? Why does my team only have two people over 2000 Elo, but the enemy team has 4 and a guy who is literally in the top 100 players globally? What the fuck? Also, why did the game FORCE ME TO USE DEFAULT CARDS and auto-bought my cards for me, even though I have auto-buy disabled? Why did it force me to use defaults and didn't let me use my Legendary? Where does Drybear live, because I want to slap him around a little.

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maelstrom is fucking fun dudes

>>169682349
Someone's obviously playing with his girlfriend (male) and wanted her to have a good time so he phoned me- I mean drybear up and asked for some easy queues.
You'd understand if you ever had a gf you bitter virgin

>>169682654
I have had a girlfriend, but I never played games with her because I know that's a fucking stupid idea. Fuck you, Drybear.

>>169682828
>had
>a

>>169682828
You don't have to lie on the internet Anon.

Comp:
10 min queued
First guys pick flanks, drogoz or kinessa
7min deathmatch
Gg ez maeve OP or maeve bot

>>169684109
I'm actually Bill Gates.

Enemy team has 3 flanks
Our last guy thinks Viktor will work just fine
Not even the Firefighter hip fire

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>>169684471
>enemy team has 3 flanks
>our damage picks Tyra

>>169686056
>whining and crying like a little BITCH
no wonder you lost lmao

>>169686430
Not even a dismissive response attempting to defend yourself while also attempting to devalue my own argument? Boy this general truly is dead, huh.

God damnit people, SAY something!

>>169686858
Pip's red rocket

>>169686906
Thanks man, I really appreciate that.

>>169686858
After opening 50 of my 100 chests, i have finally stopped, i dont want to get more duplicates of skins without getting essence

I'm 5 feet tall, but I'm also a guy, what champ could I cosplay?

>>169687128
maeve

>>169687128
Pip, Barik.

Unlike that last guy, I'm 6'10, what can I even cosplay? also guy

>>169687320
fucking... slenderman, you freak of nature

>>169687128
Mal'Damba. Or probably anyone except Fernando or Torvald.

>>169687320
How much of a spoopy skeleton are you?
You might be able to pull off a Fernando if you make the armour broad enough.

>>169687320
Nando, Torvald, Makoa or even Sha Lin.

I'm 4'5, but I'm a girl, what can I cosplay? (Yes I'm 18)

>>169687587
4,5? Poppy Bomb.

>>169687587
barik

>>169686056
Tyra can work against flanks. Mercy kill gives you dmg output close to Viktor, i can deal with flanks as tyra np. Viktor needs firefight and more health card. Then again - Sha Lin can deliver dmg and wreck flanks so.. .

>>169687587
if fat nothing just dont, if thin and hot casie, if 5/10 then maeve, if slut then times ticking!

>>169687320
Buck and Grover.

I'm 8'2, what can I cosplay lmao xd

>>169687775
a telephone pole

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>>169687587
>girl

If it's doubtful if you're 18 or not then Evie or Maeve would probably be the best choices.

>>169687775
Prettyhair's ego

>>169687775
a street light

>>169687794
>evie
because youd want kids running up to you asking you to sing let it snow or whatever that retarded disney shit was about.

>>169687731
If fat you can still pull off a Bomb King.

>>169687904
>disney shit
>not vocaloidfags screaming about that blue-haired chick of theirs

>>169687775
Grover.

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>>169688026
don't talk shit about hatsune miku it's actually a really good character

And just like that, any discussion dries up, like a dying flower in a desert... Like, the desert that Sha Lin came from, haha, Paladins!

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>pick Grohk
>teammates pick maeve, skye, kinessa, evie

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>>169687936
BK isnt isnt fat, thats just goblin propaganda

When will Jewbear reveal how Boltanas looked like? I need to know more about Bolt.

>>169688667
Bolt? He's a sword, but now an armor!

>>169688667
90% of elves are effeminate and have long hair
he probably looks like thranduil or something

>>169688881
Fuck that, the world needs more Torvald elves.

>>169688881
aka gay haha lol amirite?

so hi rez will let the game be completely balance broken for atleast the whole week right?

>>169689225
Yes. OB45 will be teased on friday, and released next wednesday.

>>169689225
Yes. Till Inara is released, no balance fixes.

I'm 1 foot 9 and was just born, what champion should I cosplay?

>>169689863
ME

>>169689863
Healing totem

>>169689863
okay stop with this meme this instant, it is not funny anymore!

>>169689863
My DICK! HOHO yeah!

>>169688506
Holy fuck it keeps happening. Just fuck my shit up, Mexico.

>>169688506
n-not in competitive, r-right?

>play casual without a party
>get matched against idropbodies and his boys
>get rolled because my team isn't anywhere close to as good as them
>wait before searching again to not get matched with them
>next match
>get put against tooney and his boys
>get rolled
Solo only casual mode when? This shit is unplayable for me.

>>169688506
i find it a lot easier to 1v5 on Grohk than Pip

>>169690956
Fortunately not.

secret tagging

Hi-Rez tags players who almost always pick a healer, tank, flank whatever.

Puts them together with other people who only play that class.

what we have now is:

Players who feel like being forced to play Ying will be put together with other Ying players and so finally will be able to play another class

Same goes for tanks. Guys who usually pick for the team now have a chance of playing dmg or flank.

Flanks are now forced to learn how to tank/heal or they will keep losing with a 5 flank team and go to lowest levels of ELO.

Please implement this now.

>>169691280
so... It's fine to be retarded in casual. I'm happy the brain dead ones stay in casual.

>>169691509
Yeah it's better this way, but it'd be nice if people would at least try.
I was kind of hoping Survival would distract these totally epic assassin retards.

>>169691796
survival is really full of them

How the fuck do you counter maeve as sha lin

>>169692660
Stun the bitch.
Shoot the bitch.
Bitch dead.
Or you could go straight into planted if you have trouble aiming.

>>169692660
sha lin is the damage dealer BEST suited to fighting maeve because stun is fucking retarded.

If you can't hit her you may want to try playing someone else.

>>169691420
>Flanks are now forced to learn how to tank/heal or they will keep losing with a 5 flank team and go to lowest levels of ELO.
Yes

>>169692895
Buck's okay too since you can actually chase after her with leap legendary

>>169692660
m... you have 3 counters, no 4 counters
1) land the stun arrow + next one is ez
2) keep Planted unused for her
3) card that increases your heath
4) invisibility

i usually don't like to waste Planted on her, rather use that on tanks, so just knock back arrow + another one to finish her

or if she is good than than keep Planted for her

if your aim is that shit then i guess go for extra heath cards and maximize your invisibility

Wouldn't mind if there was an option to allow duplicate champs in custom. Amazing things would happen.

>>169693101
>Two Yings with the double healing legendary
No thanks.

>>169693185
Ruckus x 5, repulsion field 60% dmg reduction from each to everyone

>>169693185
New PvE challenge. vs 5 Yings with Lifelike for maximum laser shows. Except one of them will also have a Super-Resonance so she's also planting mines everywhere.

>>169693185
The entire point would be to do dumb shit and have fun with your friends if you have any.

>>169693487
>people who play Paladins have friends

I'm fucking telling you guys Skye is massively busted right now. She doesn't even have to put in 4 points for Preparation, she can get all sorts of broken shit like Nimble Fingers, Cloak and Ninja (or Victory Rush, if you're that kind of guy)

>>169693534
>he didn't network at all in his entire time playing video games
I got 12 people roped into this shit

>>169693676
nice try drybear.
Now go and nerf Maeve like you were supposed to

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>started playing ying after lifelike was added

>>169694863
ok, but then other flanks to, cuz Buck and Evie are definitely stronger than maeve, and so is busted sky, and Andro with good aim

>>169694863
Bro, Skye is cancer, you're just not playing vs one since the meme is she's shit. Oho, I warn you, she is STRONG right now.

>>169694909
same here

but i actually lost 2 after wining 12 in row

share your loadout and strat if you have one

>>169694974
>>169695016
I see you're working overtime wetbear, good on you.

I'll start playing Kinessa from now on, I'm sick of playing Snek man and be left to die on the point alone while the rest of my team is 50 gorrilion km away from the point, while I'm spamming the group up command.

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This fucking burgerking bitched about evie the entire match and never got close to the point so we could help him, now i see why

competitive
all 4 teammates pick first and all take flanks

what is my best chance to 1v5 this?
which champ with what build?
i wanna try even when the night is the darkest

>>169695183
God damn you're retarded kiddo, get good aim before coming here and saying skye is shit.

You will NEVER EVER get to the level where you're gonna be playing on a team vs pros so you don't get to make the argument that skye is shit, because she is not.

The only situation in which she might be considered shit is in comp vs another team of 5 pros because they can always call her position and deal with her but in a casual game or """ranked""" you can wreck shit because there is no voice communication and people have bad aim on this game.

>the three retards on your team pick sha/kinessa/skye/maeve

EVERY
TIME

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>>169696181
pip

explosive flask leggo

enjoy

Does Maeve need a nerf?

I expected a serious learning curve when I bought her but she's so easy to play and her hitboxes are so generous I now understand why she's always getting so many kills.

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Dude, Ying, lmao.

>>169697245
elmayo eggs dee xd

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>>169687661

>>169697313
Hey that's not funny, I never asked for this height.

>>169697036
MOXIE II ?

why not ACUMEN ? for Lifesteal against slowed enemies

>>169687587
maeve or evie or a cancer cell if you want both at the same time

>>169697430
Hey sorry, I didn't mean to insult. I just thought it was hilarious because it's such an absurd suggestion.

But Maeve, I reckon.

>>169688515
>Bicep King

>>169696889
>You will NEVER EVER get to the level where you're gonna be playing on a team vs pros
>implying you are either
alright, please explain to me, a lowly shitter how a champ with no mobility or range outclasses each and every other flank, in full, because frankly I think you're just a salty shitter who started in ob42 and has gotten used to sky being the legit worst champ in the game (which she was for literaly fucking ages), and now that she's actualy good you're having a temper tantrum because you can't hold on to your mobility skills or stick with the team.

>>169697652
because hes retarded

>be me
>be skye
>die because enemy team isnt retarded

wow...... is this the power................. of a triple digit IQ

>>169680117
>>169680315
Thanks for the heads up familiae. I got Maeve's vagrant clasp.

>Tfw no maeve cosplaying gf

>>169698295
what the fuck are you talking about you fucking retarded piece of shit, i am defending skye, saying she is definetly good right now when some fucking shitter with 1500 casual elo is just parroting what he always hears about her being shit, where the fuck do you get this temper tantrum bullshit, or is that just something that you wanted to say to sound cool?

>>169698295
The fuck are you talking about, I PLAY skye, and she's fucking strong.

Do you agree or disagree? Make up your fucking mind, what the fuck are you trying to say?

>>169698795
or maybe you have bad aim because a great skye gets to pick her fights and that means with good aim you have a better chance to win than your enemy.

>>169699508
what's your IGN

>itt people who haven't tried skye in OB44

>>169699606
You do know she's bugged, right?

>>169699574
Oh I see you're gonna try and DDOS me HUH? Well I'll have you know I'm calling the internet police RIGHT now!

>>169699717
enjoy while it lasts

she will go back to trash

>>169699748
yeah i'm gonna dox your mom and tell her you're browsing fourchin
i want to prove that your point is moot because you're playing against drooling 1800 elo retards

>>169699809
Exactly where she belongs.

>>169699717
Yea. I know. Once the invis aquisition range she'll go back to being pretty garbage, but hey, having Preparation as a legendary is pretty nice, since the 20% bonus on poison bolts is usually not needed.