/palg/ - Paladins General

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op fucked up linking previous thread, abandon this garbage thread

>>169786073
Nice OC image.

>>169786342
Thanks. I spent a lot of time on it.

>>169786415
I can tell. It takes time to draw such a great likeness of Fernando.

>>169786526
I thought it was Kinessa?

>>169786553
isnt that grover?

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>no longer earn exp/gold playing ai games at lvl13
well this game died fast for me

>>169787297
But Anon, It Is NoT TImE To LAEAVE US YET !STA Y WWITH US! STAY WITH US!

>>169787297
Have you considered playing against real people?

You should also still get exp/gold for the PVE challenges.

<TfW>yuo<confuse>the<system>

>>169787558
you're not confusing anything but your own sexuality. now wander off and never return.

>>169787632
>tfw you're responsible for 6 of the 12 posts in the general
I disappoint myself.

>>169786306
>>169787028
all me

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casual should not allow parties, or at the very least we need a "solo only" queue

>>169788552
There's nothing wrong with matchmaking, it's all working as intented.
- Sincrely, HiRez Drybear

>>169788552
They've worked hard to try and encourage people to party up. A "solo only" queue would undermine that.

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post yfw Nando

>>169788867
Thread too dead for this shit my good man.

Nice post though, appreciated. I'll keep this one in mind.

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>>169788867

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>>169788867

Hi, it's that newbie who has been posting again.

I've now been playing for a week, and while a lot of my complaints are now invalid as I've gotten better; I still have other complaints that maybe someone can help with.

My biggest one right now is how much more this game relies on team balancing than overwatch. In overwatch, even if your entire team picks DPS; there is a fair chance you can still manage an objective with some clever teamplay.
In this game, I feel that the game shouldn't even leave the lobby menu, but instead award a win to the opposing side when your idiot teammates inevitably all pick flankers when the timer ends.
I don't know why, even in casual, the game is allowed to start without there being at least one frontline, one support, and one healer. It seems like an exercise in futility, and relies entirely on your skill level at being able to yell at your team in chat in order to make them pick the right class.

My other complaint is the obfuscation of drops behind crates, awarding pieces of a loadout one card at a time. Frankly, that's kind of stupid. I understand why they do this, but it basically kills any urge to buy crates I may have when, every time I open a new crate, it's filled with four duplicate cards and maybe a new mvp taunt. I'm not even sure why someone would bother buying new crates if that's what they contain the majority of the time.

Also, I'm still having matching issues. Are those a common thing or have I been really unlucky?

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>>169788867
>tfw intelligent enough to play Fernando

>>169789180
I disagree, but you can think whatever you like!

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>>169788867

>>169789287
I really wish he'd stop stealing my trinkets and give me his own for once.

Also ten minute queue times. Is this normal or are the player numbers pages lying about how many people play?

Reminder, that Drybear promised us something in place of Tyra's cinematic and still hasn't delivered.

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>>169788867

>>169789761
but DD needs a trinket sink

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>play a match
>torvald's model fucks up
He stayed like that for the entire game.

>>169790153
>1680x1050
Waht are you, a POORFAG? hahah! fucking loser!

Being gay is a sin.

Repent, heretics.

>>169790153
I think it's this recolor specifically that causes it. Had the same problem, changed his robes and everything is okay.

>>169789287
What is this thing? I haven't played DD since last year, I'm still waiting for the Crimson Court.

>>169790153
That recolor is broken and has been broken since the patch came out. Woo hi-rez we don't need a PTS!

>>169791153
It's not gay if it's Fernando.

>>169791153
its not gay if youre fae, bolt

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>>169792640

>>169788867
Flanknando best Nando

>>169793067
>implying this picture is not an another piece of propaganda that is supposed to make us hate Fernando as much as Drybear hates himself
I'm not falling for that, Rory.

>>169789180
>My biggest one right now is how much more this game relies on team balancing than overwatch
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
And you can still win even if you have a team full of flankers, as long as you choose items right and prioritize right targets.

>>169793067
...Is there more of this calendar, or only one month?

>>169792132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC7dzRHjptU the shrieker, the guy explains it at the beginning

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Reminder that this game might as well have no tanks or suports

Just realized everyone on my team spoke english when I played some matches last night and the game was actually somewhat enjoyable. Now I don't want to play anymore because the moment someone put some BR shit in the chat I'll feel demoralized ;_;

>>169788552
lmao friendlessfag get some friends loser

>>169796156
i'd like to see you try to pull that shit against a team of ying/gronk/torv/ruckus/doesn'tmatter

>Players are required to reach Mastery Level 4 with at least 12 owned champions to be able to play Ranked matches.

Players are required to reach Mastery Level 5 with at least 3 Support and 3 Front Line champions to be able to play Ranked matches.

GODDAMN IT

GETTING PLAYER DISCONNECTED AGAIN

>>169796445
why torv not makoa?

Ying + Ruckus and Makoa + 2 AoE dmg dealers (pip, drogoz, evie, grohk, BK)

Torvald only profits from Ying after losing shield, thus Makoa as a high HP killing machine is better. IMHO

Why isn't Kinessa deleted yet? Almost all of the maps play against her role, Sha lin does her job better AND the average Sha lin does more damage than the average Kinessa.

>>169788867
He is my amigo.

Good morning! Time to get up! This forest needs our protection. Hehehehehehe!

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>jew rez
they wont refund me my 20 dollars but the good thing is that they gave me 25 crystals im so lucky

>>169798430
HAHAHA

>>169798430
lol

>>169798570
and steam wont refund me either holy shit both are shit companies that are never seeing a single cent from me anymore.

since the Founder's pack is considered DLC and i had played for longer than 2 hours. (but i didnt even get Founder's pack)

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>>169798430
this isnt real

>>169798430
There's no way this can be real.
Literally no way they can be THAT Jewish.

>>169798430
Reminder that this guy didn't receive the founder pack right away so he decided to buy it again.

25 crystals is still stupid, they should've given you a founder's pack worth of crystals

I'm getting into fernando for the first time recently
Is it normal for me to do so little damage or am i just playing him wrong?

>>169798739
>but i didnt even get Founder's pack

wait wut
So not even 1 copy?
I understand that money goes to Gaben but why can't lo-rez activate your founders pack?

I still think you're retarder, from last thread, but 25 crystals is a spit in the face, i'm almost on your side anon.

They should at least give you tons of crystals and essence.

>>169800091
Fernando is best used as a hybrid tank / pressure pusher.

If you can make the enemy disengage off of the cap or another teammate, you are doing your job.
If you can shield your team on pushes to fire around corners or wall off flank routes, you are doing your job.

If you're jerking off with Aegis up on the cap all game long, you might as well be a Half Shell Makoa or a turret Barik and actually do damage as well.

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>3300 elo viktor
>880 elo kinessa
>both on the enemy team

a moment of silence for a viktor enthusiast that was sentenced to lose by the matchmaking gods

>>169800091
Not dealing damage as Fernando means no one is contesting the point with you, so it's all good.

>>169800283
I dunno man, even with Kinessa being the equivalent of a bot, a good vik can make himself a goddamn force of nature and plague the enemy team.

>>169798739
Unlock all current and future Champions, 10 Radiant Chests, Standard Voice Packs, plus Exclusive Beta Skin and Mount!

Did you get any of this?

>>169800091
Get scorch, get incinerate 4, whenever you see enemies group, fireball them in the face. Get caut, so no one can heal on the point. Also, Nando is best on maps like Jaguar Falls, because everyone is kind of forced to nuke it out on point and corridors are not too wide.

>>169799490

dude at this point exposing their jewness on reddit is my only choice but i cant write properly so im stuck there

>>169800696
Just capitalize your sentences and separate your paragraphs like a sane person.

First 10 upboats have the most weight, I'm sure we have 10 reddit accounts here.

>>169799013
>>169799104
oh it is very real i couldnt help but to actually laugh at the absurdity of the situation and i was boiling with rage before that

>>169800839
>I'm sure we have 10 reddit accounts here
Fuck outta here.

>>169800945
>le epic 4chain vs lebbit meme

>>169800839
ill write it when i get home then, lo rez is incredible

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>>169800624
Fernando is the only tank i'm not successful with.
Spoon feed please.

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>>169793067
friendly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN71749FQ-I

>>169802793
throw a fireball at the enemy to start

then shield

then get off the point and go kill people, starting with guys that are diving on your squishies.

>>169794585
https://hzweb.hi-rezgame.net/smite-web/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Calendar_BoysOfHiRez.pdf

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>>169802793
>roast enemies and chase them away
>shield/charge away and shield when you get low
>get healed up
>repeat

apply your own favorite blend of cards like last stand, hot pursuit, the shield on charge card and that charge cooldown card as you shield card and more as you probably want to get your shield up while healing and have your charge available when you need it

you want to be a giant annoyance they can't easily shake off thanks to your hp that can whip out a shield and get healed up to repeat the process

>>169789180
>In overwatch, even if your entire team picks DPS; there is a fair chance you can still manage an objective with some clever teamplay.
In OW, they can also change (and heroes have more direct counter play), although good luck with that. I'd say with clever teamplay you can still occasionally win with a weird team comp, but you'd probably need to be in a voice chat or something.

>>169803731
i'm retarded and wrote the second part there like a downie or something

but also obviously shield team if they need it, and personally i like the fireball card as FAT fireballs are satisfying and a great move to start with

>>169789180
To be fair, I've seen people win with three flanks and two damage. Once they kill you they just spawn camp/unhorse you until they cap the point and then murderball your team as they shit out enough damage to burn through your shields/healing.
And you're going to have matching issues 5ever because Hi-rez can't into matchmaking properly.

>>169787513
>PVE challenges

I only play those if there is a quest

>>169788552
Looks fairly balanced though.

This game is so much better if you can find just 2 competent players to party with. We don't even use discord and we lost 1 out of 19 games.

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well i dont feel mad anymore since they gave me more crystals than if i had paid 20 bux for them, 25 crystals was some spit in the face.

Just me or....cassie's bolt now kinda have smaller hitbox, i mean you really need to aim really precisely ? Not to mention have to timing your attack

>>169805858
It's something for sure. Maybe something quietly patched in because ever since a few patches ago she's kind of faded from the scene. Rarely see anyone play her.

>>169805570
hi rez in a nutshell:
>"we fucked up hard, here are 20 gems"
>"oops, we meant 2000"
they are like this one kid in school that tries as hard as it can with the best intentions, but still fails

>>169805858
>>169806163
Its true, I can never manage to hit her bolts if I get even a bit of lag.

>>169802793
Swap Cavalier to Last Stand, it helps when your healer is retarded. As for the shields, use them mostly when you expect a lot of damage, like Sha Lin's planted, or Makoa's hook. Then you can even drop it, you have enough health to survive till it's back again. If you are getting low, shield, heal up, then fight again or run. Your build is nice, thought heat transfer 1 is a good card, because it allows you to run away quickly if your shield melts too fast.

>>169806163
I think she 'faded' because of Sha Lin and Drogoz. They are more consistent with damage, Cassie is more of a flanker with her mobility. And buff for Viktor does not help her case.

>>169806529
Against smaller heroes, holy shit really grt in my nerves

>>169805570
Jones, bro, get your shit together.

>>169806714
Well, I always become flanker or offensive depends on the situation, I didnt really realize that, a bit shame though. Her first LG really useless. Hi-rev expect me to juggle hero with her Disengage ?

>>169805570
>>169798430
HiRezJones did nothing wrong

>>169807468
He's probably overworked.

>>169806940
Disengage leggo looks good on paper, because it's a tank shredder, but damn, it's hard to hit those airshots.
The blast shot is underwhelming too, the cooldown is too long to make it viable.

>>169808025
I feel bad for him.

>>169808025
>>169808521
This can't be an uncommon occurence, tons of people are probably having the same issue although I doubt the numbers are as high for fucktards going to get screwed a second time via steam, it's probably related to their server issues.

>>169788867
His Formidable Legendary is surprisingly useful in casual.

>>169808205
Problem with Disengage is how small it is and blast shot, only good 1v1 as final attack. Kinda weird for aoe skill

>>169808205
>hard to hit those airshots.

disengage is literally free damage if you practice Cassie a lot. If you do her standard combo (dodge > shot > blastshot > disengage > dodge > shot) then BGH outdamages exaction even against an 1800 HP enemy.

dodge roll is still better though because dodge is spammable.

>>169786073
what is the common strategy for the new pve mode?

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>>169780658
just fucking do it you dumb kid

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>>169809692
Skye, flank around left up the stairs, throw smoke bombs at the bots, watch as they stand around doing nothing and shoot them down one by one. Perma-smoke bomb build works best.

>>169810451
There is a new one, with Torvalds and Viktors.

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>>169810838
What makes you think I wasn't talking about that one? Skye still breaks the AI, just be warned, they do move a little bit whilst in ult, but they do stop after that. Even if the Torvs and Viks don't stay grouped, you can easily run around and pick off the Viktors first one by one from good angles, then the Torvs from above the point.

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Proof than it doesn't matter how tall you are, if you have a shitty personality like PrettyHair's, you are not attractive.

Raynday is my husbando, manletism aside.

>>169811408
i'm so triggered by those loose suits
go to a tailor and have a nicely cut well fitting suit made instead of renting one that's 3 sizes to big

>>169812165
Triggered by loose sluts you say? What would you say if skye came onto you?
>"No! No don't do it! I'm a virgin!"

>>169812767
I fuck Skye so hard that she refuses to take my money afterwards.

But then I dress up in my well-fitted suit.

>>169811408
NO! Tallth means everything! It's the ONLY THING I'M GOOD AT! PLEASE! LET ME HAVE THIS!

Wait a minute. We all talk about how Ying is a slut, but for Skye it's kind of a given... The question is, WHO'S THE BIGGER SLUT?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12443611

IT'S THE POLL OF THE CENTURY!

>>169813408
Both are equal sluts.
The difference is that Ying is trying to hide it.

>>169813408
Maeve is the biggest slut in Paladins. Tyra/possibly Inara is the purest.

>>169786073
https://discord.gg/ZjCqaJ6

I could have sworn there used to be a link to this discord in the op. Anyways heres the discord again.

>>169811408
how tall are both?

or how short is raynday and how tall is the other guy

>>169814431
>inb4 "Im 7 feet 5, what can I cosplay?"

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What do /palg/?

>>169814882
buy all the valentines items

>>169814957
no way they're all trash, i don't like goofy looking things

>>169815176
>don't like goofy things
well then you're shit out of luck ain't ya. Buy the colossal chests. And get a booster too.

>>169815176
>i don't like goofy looking things
unfortunately this is all the devs have to offer
you could buy the drogoz or ruckus set, those are pretty cool

>>169814882
Wait for the victorian Mal'Damba and reduced price on colossal chest.

>>169815675
where was this leaked

>>169815292
Nightbane Cassie and Triggerman Buck tho.

>>169815739
Smite datamining site, as usual.

how do I new pve?

>>169816419
be skye press Q near past middle on left side near their spawn

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>go against the most cancerous team of all time where your damage dealers go fast hands
>max morale boost where none of them are smart enough to buy resilience
>mfw firing a chicken every time the enemy team respawns

>>169816762
>8k damage in almost 20 minutes

Aegis Fernandos are utter cancer, instead of playing a more agressive role since they now have a shield on a much smaller cooldown to get out of danger they choose to stand on point with their shield up like they're actually contributing anything to the team.

Also a good torvald can easily do 60-70k damage in that much time how trash where those dudes my m8?

>>169816762
>PipIsForLewd and CykaBoi69 on one team
A match made in heaven.

>>169810451
>>169811259
I just did that, thanks for the advice friendo

>>169816762
>8k damage fernando
People who think that Fernando should only stand on the point with the shield up deserve to lose.

Can you get banned for aimbotting if 9 people report you for it even though you just got 4 headshots in a row as Skye during PotG and had lower damage than your FUCKING ANDROXUS WHo FUCKING ACCUSED ME OF AIMBOTTING?
I should have reported HIM for aimbotting "OH SO? SO? SO? SO WHAT I HAVE MORE DAMAGE amirite xddd" fuCK you ANDROXUS

>>169818132
You won't get banned for aimbotting when you really do use one, so yeah you're probably getting banned.

>>169818256
>He thinks Hi-rez actually bans people
Most bans are actually because of refounds and EAC bugging out and banning people.

>>169818132
You won't get banned. I reported this guy http://paladins.guru/profile/pc/%C3%90enisPimentinha/matches 5x and he still playing.

Hi Rez I need an essence AND a gold sink

>>169819308
this is bad

this should be much more important than adding new champs and cosmetics

people run away from games with blatant cheaters

>>169819308
>Last Victory: http://paladins.guru/match/pc/83108488
>He was cleaning house so hard, Andro didn't even need to hit a shot
That's some good work there, EAC.

>Victory +2 Elo
>Defeat -93 Elo

no.

reeeeeeeee

>>169820715
BUY AN ELO BOOSTER TODAY, GOY

>>169820715
why do people care so much about elo
it's pretty obvious that both the ingame system and the paladinsguru system are completely busted and meaningless

>>169820098
Aimbotters aren't as annoying to me as drophax. At least with aimbotters there's a 44% chance they're not totally ruining the match for you, and it's still possible to win. Crashing the match server ruins it for everyone and has no chance of winning against.

>>169821423
spoken like a true sub2k

Yeah, i know, but it's just a number to focus on. What else is there? Fun?!

>>169821423
t. low elo shitter

>>169821423
They're not totally meaningless, but they're not really great measurements. They mostly say how lucky you've been with matchmaking.

>>169820715
You would need to win nearly 50 games in a row to recover from one loss.

Holy fuck Low-rez, fix your shit.

>>169822603
If there were more players, though, those games would be easier than the one you lost.

>>169816762
>hurr durr why can't these fresh noobs kill my hard to kill smurf
almost as bad as Maeve smurfs.

And so, the thread died. RIP thread, you will be missed.

>>169810838
What is the new PvE? I didn't get a chance to look at it.

>>169825401
nerf damage

>>169825401
pet ears

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>>169825401
hug, C U T E fluffy fur

>>169825401
survive, ult

>>169825401
receive
heal

>>169825401
drink
cu-uh...h-healing potion

>>169825401
eat, eyeballs

>>169825596
2 Torvalds that can root you and three perma-ulting Viktors. Played in survival mode.

>>169825401
talk about, backstory

>>169825401
I want to change Pip's class !

>>169828058
cassie and pip reworked to flankers when

>>169828058
>>169828505
No! He's amazing secondary and offensive support and should stay the way he is.

Evie's projectile speed should be increased.

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>maeve preview comes out
>people in this thread claim her ult will be broken
>explain why it'll be shit and the worst part of her kit
>get shit on and told I'm an idiot
Reminder not to take any advice from this thread since most people here are below 2k elo

>>169828953
why is there a dancing alien on your screen

>>169828953
>get blinded
>half a second later throw a hook in the direction pip was last at
>haha mlg pro blind hook insane skill lmao get rekt kid btw i fucked ur mom xd

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>>169829291
Why is there not one on yours?

>>169828953
her ult isn't bad at all, it just doesn't do anything vs tanks who are often very close to things they're trying to fight.

>>169828953
AYY

>mid game
>get booted to main menu
>no ban or rejoin available

ok, well I guess those last 10 minutes didn't exist

>>169830952
Working as intended. ;^)

>>169830952
>ok, well I guess those last 10 minutes didn't exist
Check you match history, you probably got replaced with a bot and lost the game.
Happened to me once.

>>169831127
>>169830952
Happened to me twice, though the first time I managed to "rejoin" the game but it was bugged as fuck. No one did damage to anyone else and I was forced to quit the whole game. Second time it just booted me back to the main menu with no reason.

>>169828926
Learn to CQC you idiot
Get the card that erases the knockback from your own atacks.

play casual for fun
think - ok lets give competitive a shot again
first pick Viktor
2nd Tyra
3rd Drogoz
Viktor types:
>we need a healer and a tank!
picks Viktor first
>we need a healer and a tank!
picks Viktor first
>we need a healer and a tank!
picks Viktor first
>we need a healer and a tank!

fuck this, 8min waiting for this

>>169831534
Better than comp at least.

>>169831534
I cannot fucking stand retards who get one of the first few picks, locks in some non-priority character like a fucking Viktor, then tells everyone else they must choose a tank or healer.

>>169831534
Remember Anon, other players don't give a shit beyond what they want because they assume other people will cater to their needs.
And then feel completely justified in blowing shit on them when they fail a role they never wanted to fill.

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>playing competitive
embracing the path of a casualshitter is the one true way
competitive is pain and misery
casual is also pain and misery but it doesn't matter as much and it can sometimes be fun

Does nimble stack with Drogoz' legendary that makes him fly 65% faster or whatever?

>>169831828
No, it takes the highest number.

>>169831697
>Have Vik on lvl 13
>Pick Viktor since his hipfire card is broken and can duel every single flank/drogoz shitter
>People think I'm joking
>Have to fucking swap to my fucking Diamond Sha Lin/Andro/Drogoz so they can stop whining

Every time

has anyone figured out a way to cheese the new torvald pve?

>>169831828
Nope, just get Morale boost or Chronos to spam that Salvo

wormhole or over the moon for the ice brat
i'm using wormhole rn but i feel like it limits my mobility and makes it more predictable
over the moon sounds fun and probably helps me being a constant thorn in the backline

>>169831906
yeah, was thinking about giving that a try
what loadout do you use with that?

>>169832013
Skye infinite smoke bomb breaks their ai and makes them stand still.

>>169832195
Over the moon
>Blink
>land 1 or 2 shots
>Ice Block
>Cancel it and press jump
>Fly away
>Repeat every 5-6 secs

>>169832241
>Max extra ammo
>Max Grenade CDR for every target hit
>Reload speed after Hustle
>Gain X amount of bullets if grenade hits an enemy
>25% less recoil when ADS (Optional)

>Start with Cauterize to counter any flank/duel the supports
>Life Rip for sweet 30hp per shot
>Morale boost if the enemy team is bad
>Horse speed if you feel like flanking


I'm a at 3k ELO on casual and I can still duel most of champs as long as it's 1v1

>>169831906
Ying's double heal is better than your hipfire.

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>>169833710
>300 dmg per hshot
>lvl 2 Cauterize
>tfw I can delete Ying easily
>tfw headshotting a Makoa after he hooks me
>tfw Erasing an Andro before he can even use reversal
>tfw have enough sustain to kill Maeve

>>169834027
oh, so you're talking about shitting on low-level bots. any non-retarded team would instantly focus and obliterate a viktor getting in range to hipfire. you're certainly not going to get 1v1 fights with a ying.

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who /rich/ here

>>169834519
>so you're talking about shitting on low-level bots
Nope, all +2,5k experiences
>any non-retarded team would instantly focus and obliterate a viktor getting in range to hipfire
Not when you play as semi-flank, gotta abuse that movespeed, but yeah solo players, not premades.
>you're certainly not going to get 1v1 fights with a ying.
Happens more often than you think, if she manages to escape, it'll atleast leave some room for our team to punish the enemy tank tank.

>>169832195
wormhole is the only viable option but over the moon is fun.

>>169834595
>90 chests, 5000 gold, 160000 essence.

Spent all my gold on radiants during the sale.

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>>169834595
Me. . . .

>>169837042
Let me guess, you opened the other 81 before you finally got the one thing you wanted.

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I could use some help refining my Evie build. I imported this one off the leaderboard.

>>169834595
i already spent all my essence, which was a very stupid move because i don't have enough to buy the good heal legendaries like ying's double heal. i don't know why i was so retarded.

it limits what roles i can play in comp which sucks. on the bright side i'm usually one of the best players in the server and i'm better suited for something other than support. i end up being pigeonholed into tanking anyway

>>169832492
whats the point of over the moon if you get the 100% soar cd on kill card?

>>169837267
Pretty close to it. Opened around 70 before getting a full Plush Makoa and at that point I had the crystals just there and there was no going back. At least I was able to get Dreadhunter Drogoz cheap.

>>169837868
Because by the time you finish killing them Soar will be off CD anyways because of how short the CD is. It also makes it more reliable when you can't secure the kill for whatever reason.

>>169837042
how much moneys did you spend?

>>169787513
>Have you considered playing against real people?
Not him, but I like bots so far specifically because I've encountered enough assholes on my team.

Bots are how I unwind, and making them obsolete at level 13 killed some of the fun I was having.

>That one Viktor player who never loads

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE VIKTOR PLAYER

How much life those viktors have? jewbear think this is fun?

>>169837341
Switch swift bitch for "no bounce on attack" and your done

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>>169788552
agreed

parties either stomp or get stomped, there is no in between, really boring on both sides

>>169841132
Does the "no bounce" card really make that much difference?

>>169841261
I suppose it's less fun while dicking around in the base

Is there a spray that's a big middle finger so I can tell my teammates how I feel about them?

Maybe picture of someone being set on fire.

>HURR DEURR DURRR I SHOULD RUN AWAY FROM THE GUY TRYING TO HEAL ME

That's you
You retard.
Fuck yourself
I hope you catch on fire and run away from the nearest fireman

>>169840305
Because they're Russian.

Okay, so this happened

>see this Grohk guy in the buy menu
>Only encountered him once in a game on an enemy player who went AFK halfway through
>Hey I love big troll dudes, why the fuck not?
>Buy him on a whim
>He's the best character

Why is this game not Grohk, Champions of Grohk?

>>169832039
>chronos drogoz
[pukes]

>>169846186
They don't know what it's like to be SURGING WITH POWER.

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>>169832195
>i'm using wormhole rn but i feel like it limits my mobility

Why so many spaniards?

>>169847510
>spaniards

>>169847583
They're obviously referring to all the Fernando mains.

>>169847510
because spain mothafucker
its south americans[

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>>169847783
Or "people" that speak a subhuman language like this.

>>169847808
But they speak spanish and not Portuguese.

>>169847808
>>169848059
They wish they were half as good looking as Fernando.

>>169848097
tuh-may-toh , tuh-mah-toh its all the same to me

>>169848231
It is the difference between Mexican and South American though.

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>>169848169

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>>169848385
My my, what a handsome chap!

Lmao why did >>169825401 get deleted?

>>169850520
Because post like those are garbage.

>>169850746
>ded thread
>lets have some fun
>no fun allowed

fuck this game, im buying overwatch

>>169851396
you'll probably regret it
I know I do

I want OB45 already desu

>>169850826
>dead thread
>let's shitpost instead of discussing the game
>wow why are you deleting my off topic trash
>>>/v/

Just won a game I thought we were going to lose.

I'm playing Evie, the rest are Tyra, Cassie, Desert Dick, and Maeve. Other team is Desert Dick, Kinessa, Vicktor, Skye, and Ying.

Our Sha Lin and Cassie both grab Wrecker.

It turns out the other team was even worse off, their Ying only managing 5k healing in an 8 minute game, and no one contested the objective.

Gotta love casual queue.

>>169851586
I want chests to be fixed so I can open them. I started playing about a week ago and have 30 of them piled up.

>>169852040

At this point I'm saving them for Inara's release. Not only chests don't give duplicate essence for skins but I'm also missing cards for a total of 55k essence since OB44.

>Playing Grohk some more
>Literally cannot die

Why would anyone play Pip when Grohk exists? I hope they don't nerf him. I haven't seen anyone figure out how to counter him yet.

>>169853060
Cauterize?

>>169853218
I think Cauterize and some teamwork is his counter.

That said, last few pushes ended with the enemy team playing yakkity sax with me around the cart. Long enough for the tanks to respawn and run all the way back, even.

>>169853060
>Why would anyone play Pip when Grohk exists?
To press E and win.

>>169853060
what nigga? Just shoot the fucking totem LMAO!

Pip shits all over Grokh though?

>>169853767
How?

I'm not playing competitive, so I don't know the l33t tech.

>>169853060
I don't like relying on the enemy being retarded enough not to shoot the totem or to chase me down after my two secons slow walk

>>169853767
No seriously, I'm curious. Why does Pip shit all over Grokh?

I do not like playing with Torvald on my team, and I do not like playing against Torvald on the enemy team.

>>169855371
i feel the same way about maeve

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>mfw haven't played a single game since OB44 released
>just login for Drybear's crystalized forehead sweat

Between broken chests, essence bullshittery, ridiculous leggos, useless leggos and several other LoRez fuckups, I couldn't bring myself to.

>>169839547
Yeah, I wish they made bots just give a lot less compared to PvP. I'd like to be able to try out new heroes against bots first.

>>169856504
I didn't have any issues with chests lately. Essence bullshittery is now at a point where we need an essence sink.

>Pip please heal
>Heal?
>Heal.
>Pip for fuck's sake heal me
>Please?


>WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU DIE TANK IT'S YOUR JOB TO STAY ALIVE PIECE OF SHIT WORST TANK EVER - Pip 2017

>>169855071
You got the healing potion on demand while Grohk's totem is stationary and vulnerable, Pip kills the totem in like two or three shots and can stay far away from Grokh and blow him up, what can Grokh even do against Pip? if he gets close you just jump away and heal.

>>169856952
>What can Grokh even do against pip

I've been letting my teammates answer that question when it comes up. They do it way better than I can.

>>169855371
I feel the same way about Kinessa.

>>169857439
I love playing against Kinessa though. Either easy kills if I'm flank/damage, or a non-issue if I'm tank. If I'm support she can be annoying, but she's rarely a big deal.

>>169857115
You can't ignore that Grohk is severely limited by the enemy team ability of not being complete retards and shooting the fucking totem.

>>169855371
Pip is amazing with or against Torvald, his burst heals is perfect for healing Torvald in a pinch after he shield wears off and against him you just get some wrecker, slow him and kill him easily.

>>169852568
Wait chests are broken? They seem to be working fine right now.

>>169858443
Duplicates aren't giving essence, at least sometimes.

twitch/paladinsgame
>guy with 1800 elo gets to stream

Where do I apply?

>>169857756

Pip is not a viable solo healer in high level play, but kind like Ruckuz, he becomes a beast if played in an hybrid role, people tend to get into a narrow mindset with the character, like "I'm doing damage now" or "I'm the healer" or "I'm just going to flank", instead with Pip you should get into an offensive support mindset, this means guaranteeing that your allies will win their fights, you focus on whatever the tank/healer is focusing at the moment, make it slow and help them kill it, you throw a healing potion at your damage that's almost being finished off by a flanker and help him turn that fight back, you keep lobbing your bombs, preferably with cauterize, at the objective and chokepoints to make people back off, and when the enemy decides they had enough and try to kill you, you just jump away to safety or near your tank/healer.

page 10

>>169863002
Maybe we need another "I want to verb champion object"

>>169863437
What we really need is OB45 so we can get a new waifu.

>>169863559
Inara is almost certainly going to be too thicc for me to care.

Will this game ever have lore?

>>169863662
>too thicc
Not that it's possible for that to happen, but Hi-Rez has a poor track record with varying up the women in their games.

>>169863712
>>169863662
>in a stunning turn of events, Inarra is just a giant bear-woman
>like, legitimately a female bear furry
>makes a shitload of bear puns and height-related jokes
>goes on about how she's got the "bear" necessities when it comes to dealing with you

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Rest in peace big buy Buck

>>169864115
nerf

>>169864115
warm home and someone to take care of her and give her hugs and cuddles every day

>>169864548
guy*

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>>169788867
>mfw

>>169864856
>hey, dont come close to me, anon, its good enough for you that i'm living here, now stay away
>no, don't pat my head, STOP IT
>i just dont c-cut your throat because you pay the house and the food

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>>169864548
i didnt even notice
god, why did they give him that babyface

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not even close babyyyyy

>>169863437
its not midnight yet, not yet time for the hot flaming gay fernando posting

>Fucking babbling apes running in circles while chattering their fucking jungle language

jajaja me tengo taco XD me juego like mucho puta

>>169863814
I'd enjoy that, if it weren't for the reaction furries would have.

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>>169865849
embrace the fur

>>169865718
:v
captcha: compro maythorne
compro means buy in spanish

drogo is a qtlizard

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>>169866682
I AM NOT A LIZARD

I
AM
DEATH

>>169867086
>81 kills in 19 minutes
>4.2 kills per minute
I can only assume you took a chunk out of every death people suffered that match, because I have never seen that number so high.

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>>169867086

Jesus christ anon... I approve

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>>169867279
>>169867962
You retards I tricked you it was me the whole time

>>169867962
He had a hand in 75% of total deaths of the game.
Seventy-fucking-five percent.
>>169868056
It's still impressive. I rarely ever break 30.

Okay question
What counts as a 'flank kill'?

>>169868480
lasthitting in the back

>>169868480
Kills away from the objective. How far the needs to be is a little finicky.

Boy that Skye champ sure is good now, I tell ya hwat.

>Get four kills in a row along with a really nice snap-shot.
>Some shitter who spammed his assault rifle into the crowd gets play of the game for holding down M1 and not even killing anyone.

Okay, I'm getting pissy.
Time to stop for the night.

>>169869102
Hwat in the hell are you talkin about? That champion is terrible!

>>169869364
That's okay, Anon... You'll always be MY number one ;)

>>169869463
How are plays of the game determined? I got best damage, but apparently that didn't count toward play of the game.

>>169868056
DIDDLED YET AGAIN!

>>169869514
most eliminations, got a quadra kill but some other guy was there also hitting them and got the 5th elimination while I was dead so he got potg

There should be an assist stat.

>>169870059
there is its called eliminations, come on anon did you really think you killed 81 guys by yourself

>>169870130
Don't talk shit about attack on titan, it's a really good show

How short is too short?

>>169870258
>did you really think you killed 81 titans by yourself
anon attack of the titans is "the village" youre good show has an m.night shamaalamadingus tier plot

pip's red rocket

>>169870324
Ask Barik.

>>169870364
I disagree, but you can think whatever you like!

>>169870324
If it's below 6 inches, it's too short.

it's weird seeing pip stand next to maeve

makes it so obvious pip is like 50% head

>>169870650
what about girth?

>>169870670
Oh baby. I wouldn't mind getting some head from pip of you know what I mean

oh god, its starting again. abandon thread.

>>169868056
I don't even get that many eliminations in bot games.

>>169870689
... At least 4 inches. In radius, not diameter.

So 8 inches.

>>169870130
hey dude I killed almost 30 of them myself

>>169870868
You get me started, baby.

What's the gayest experience you've had, palg?

>>169871145
This general.

>>169871046
kek

>>169870919
I don't think you know what girth means anon.

>>169871268
Oh I do, and the vagina is very flexible, and can easily fit a girth of 8 inches. What, are you sad that you dick doesnt have that glorious canned beans shape?

>>169871345
Girth is the circumference, not diameter.
Something with a radius of 4 inches has a girth over 12 inches.

>>169871396
Oh...
Well. I meant to say 12 inches.

Because Tuna Can is the best dickshape

>>169871345
This is quality paladins discussion right here

>>169865618
>tfw it's actually an early morning where you live, but you are always ready for gay Nando posting

>>169871513
I agree. Let's shake dicks over it.

>>169871598
My god you people have no lives at all

>>169871145
One time I fingered myself while ERPing as a bitch getting pounded

>>169871684
Look who's talking

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this is gonna be a nightly thing now i see
not complaining though
not complaining

>>169871145
Too many too pick just one, my dude.

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>>169871684

>>169871729
That's hot. You took it like the slut you are

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>>169870417
When will they learn?

>>169871782
That's right, don't complain. Just let this happen, baby ;)

>>169871782
But is this a work of Americans, burning the midnight oil, or bored Europeans that just got up?
>inb4 it's all Australia in the evening

>>169871930
TANK STRIKE

>>169871930
I yell HUNKER DOWN

>jump on the cart
>second later
>defense failed
This game has some fucking issues.

>>169871930
I OBSORB

>>169871930
DO UR HJOB

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>>169871828
I know. I only exist to be bred and pumped full of semen.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgKd0pyy_Ds

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post yfw you yell HUNKER DOWN

>>169871145
thinking about drogo