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/zlg/ - Zelda Leak General

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If this fucking thread goes on with zero feet and shit i will post the euro tik

Previous thread
>>169546461

>Countdown to BotW
http://botwcountdown.com/index.html

>Fake key detector
https://u.nya.is/dxsame.zip

>Wii U hacking guide
http://pastebin.com/8u0WAyJC (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Encrypted EU archives to mess around with
mega:#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BxqGUqhJYIl9bENyZGpQVzdpalU
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>>169554619
?
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Why don't you just... buy the fucking game?
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>>169559995
why don't you buy it for me ?

or even better, why don't you give me the money for it and so i can keep them and pirate it, you fucking cunt.
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>>169560481
get a job, neet
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>>169554619
HOLY SHIT
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>>169559995
I bought the game, I just can't wait till it arrives
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>>169560726
HOLY SHIT

same.
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White Ink in Splatoon 2 Petition:

https://www.change.org/p/hisashi-nogami-splatoon-2-white-ink-petition

'cos bukkake > feet
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Does anyone know of any stores in New Zealand that are known to break street date?

Also, does anyone know if any stores in West Auckland are doing a midnight launch for the Switch/BOTW?
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>>169560963
One in sydney, i dont remember its name but its next to a kangaroo passing an abo
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>>169560924
>'cos bukkake > feet
why not a foot bukkake? best of both worlds
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Goodnight, see you in the morning .tik
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>tried another one...
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guys im getting the game day 1 on release date. maybe if your lucky ill upload the tik then but only maybe ;-)
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Hey guys what's going on?
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Distract yourself with big anime titties until the leak.
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rest in peach maho-tan
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>>169562083
HOLY SHIT
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hey guys real /zlg/ is here
>>169536814
when the tik comes out you'll see it there first.
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Wow not only is /zlg/ hell, now it's suffering from dissociative identity disorder.
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>>169562083
>.tik literally posted here
HOLY SHIY
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>>169561582
Shot bro I'll ask my cuzzie to raxx it from there by hiding it in his jandals. Churr!
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>>169562232
fuck off
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>>169562232
He is a nigger go to this general instead:

>>169551468
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WRONG THREAD
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>>169562232
More posts. More posters. Checks out.
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I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a leak... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Bokoblin squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.
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>>169536814
>>169536814
>>169536814
You're all probably looking for this
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>>169536814
>>169536814
>>169536814
>>169536814
Proper thread
>>169536814
>>169536814
>>169536814
>>169536814
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General theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq9zhpBweDk
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>>169562398
>>169562406
This shit thread has been around for three threads now

If you retards would just stop posting in it, it would be dead already.
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>>169562365
Not for long
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dude, stop fucking posting your shit lookalike thread.
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>>169562406
Why do people do this?
Unless you actually improve upon the OP whats the point of shilling another thread instead of just deleting it?
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sleeping at night dreaming about the tik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t2LFjrhOO4
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>>169562468
Fuck you! This is the real thread!!
I made it! Keep it active if you want the tik!
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>>169562153
bigger
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helo 4chanv, plesz give me tik ?thnk you ((:
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<3
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Nigga calm down i made the thread, go shill this one on the other threads.
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Good job, retards
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>>169562725
it's in this thread
>>169562751
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>>169560963
I think only the High Street EB Games is doing a midnight release. But I could be wrong.
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So should we set up a redemption operation for the Australian shit posters? Chances are pretty good that if 20+ people all go into JB tomorrow with the fake message on their phone and make a fuss about it someone will walk out with a copy thanks to a lazy manager or an employee who just doesn't care.

Grab a friend or family members phone and text
"JB HI-FI (your suburb); Your order has arrived. See you soon. Please bring your receipt. RE: THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD -- WII U - DO NOT REPLY"
to yourself. If they ask if it was a pre-order just say you called and asked to be notified when it was in store.
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Look at the creation times and delete this dupe thread, for fuck's sake.
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>>169562786
WHAT THE FUCK
IS
GOING
ON
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>>169562705
Distract yourself with bigger anime titties until the leak.
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>>169562850
thread war
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>>169562804
another one? stopmaking these shit lookalike threads
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THERE ARE LIKE 7 THREADS STOP NLW AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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i'm fucking loosing it bros
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>169562928
i replied to the wrong comment :(
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>>169562829
that's my plan
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>>169562751
>>169562751
>>169562751
>>169562751
THIS THREAD HOLDS TRUTH
>>169562751
>>169562751
The current ones are shit and it wont give birth to the real savior nor the real tik
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>>169563181
stop it you faggot
this thread is bigger
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>>169563181
your insecurity is astounding
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>>169561967
Yes, speculation, but the Forest Temple used to be the Wind Temple, but since the medallions still contains the Wing/fan pattern, it is implied that the developers didn't create a medallion for it. It was something created late in development. The MS would rest in the forest, and the Shadow Temple would be the Wind Temple, because it has bird statues, a flying boad, floating boots, fans, and is full of large gaps, that can only be crossed if you "fly".

The Shadow Temple would be the The bottom of the well, and that's why it has a compass and a map.

Earth Temple barely appeared on paper, and was transformed in the Gerudo's Training ground.

The Gerudo's Training Ground has a massive "earth" feel to it. But it was completly unfinished and was probably a assembly of unused rooms.

Also, it used to have a "map", just like the other Temples. Take a look at the Yellow mark.
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>>169562376
Hyrule,
SHiiiiiit
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LIKE ZOINKS SCOOB
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>>169563181
You fucking nigger go away this thread has a discussion and the oot beta guy
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>>169563181
STOP
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Whoa guys we got some development at the other thread!

>>169563361

Fuck this thread the other ones are actually getting shit done.
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How does anyone watch GameXplain? The faggot's voice kills me.
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>>169563269
>Actual Zelda discussion
HOLY SHIT
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Hey guys. I was finally able to get the ticket for the EUR version of Zelda. I'm too scared of getting caught so I made it into a video game puzzle to encrypt it. If you figure it out please don't post it in the thread... unless you don't give a shit about getting caught, I guess.

If you solve this puzzle (based on one from The Witness) the lines will write numbers/letters where the red boxes are.

And no, I'm not posting proof just so the picture can be tracked back to my phone/location.
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>>169563514
Speed up the video to 1.25x or 1.5 and it will be good enough to hear

>>169563482
Delete your thread already bitchboi
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>>169563157

Exactly, yes, it makes no sense to have only half of the school of magic in the game.

Sadly TWW is completly unfinished, I believe that the Kaepora Gaebora would be the Wind Sage.

Also the Zora/Korok sage are pretty much reversed.
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>>169563546
HOLY SHYT
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>>169563546
>This window will close in 3, 2 1...
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>>169563546
seems legit
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>>169562878
Perfect
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>>169563546
That looks like pure madness, I hope we've got one of the brutes in this thread.
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>>169563546
Solved it.
Answer is in binary to avoid google bots.

01001111 01010000 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 00111110 00111110 00110001 00110110 00111001 00110101 00110101 00110001 00110100 00110110 00111000 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110011 01101101 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101110 01101001 01110011
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>>169563546
Probably fake but it'll give us something to do.
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>>169563743

The fact that you think there's even a remote chance that this is real shows us that you're retarded.
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>>169563740
"OP in >>169551468 has a small penis"
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>>169563546
>And no, I'm not posting proof just so the picture can be tracked back to my phone/location.
Smart enough to make a convoluted Witness style puzzle, but not smart enough to do some basic print-screen into paint.
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Fuck it, I give up, I can't sleep, I need the fucking game.
I have health issues, just thinking that some fucking faggot got a switch and a botw early and its spoiling shit because yes pisses me the fuck off, I'm not gonna wait anymore. If I don't get the game then the only hope is netherlandfags.

At 10 AM (2:30 hours from now on) I'll try to go to my local El Corte Ingles, MediaMarkt and Carrefour, which are really close, less than 10 minutes from them, if those stores don't have it, no fucking store has it in the world for me, so I'll be able to live in peace.
Now I'll go to the bank first since I have no monies, I've preordered the game from Amazon with the twilight princess manga, do you know if giving a game back not resealed still works? I pretend to turn it back after I dump the fucking ticket.

Also is mobile networks (3g) safe to post from? Tor gives me connection errors when I try to post.


P.S I'll post in this thread so stop making 3 zlg, also I can't promise anything either..
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>>169563724
>>169563734
>>169563740
>>169563743
Are you guys that fucking dumb ? really , REALLY?? to think you people would have an immunity by now to fake posts, but nope.
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>>169563546
Getting those holyshitposts to a whole other level
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>>169563930
I would drink from a mirage, the thirst is real. Give the tik. Give it.
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>>169563916
k
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>>169563916
h
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>>169564036
I wish the extension was called .dik instead of .tik then these threads would be 100 times more amusing
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Hey guys, OP here.
Just wondering if you guys could post images of your dicks to the thread until we get some progress with getting a .tik.
It'd be great to keep this thread alive throughout the night. Thanks for choosing my thread, and I'm looking forward to seeing your dicks!
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>>169563916
I wish you luck in your travels, friend ~
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>>169564221
OP appears to be a homosexual, better abandon this thread for one full of autistic foot fetishists and zero discussion.
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>>169564221
by dick I mean penis btw.
Let's get this ball rolling!
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>>169564336
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>>169564221
I AM THE OP YOU FILTHY NIGGER YOU CANT PLAY GOD
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>>169563546
this is only around a million possible keys to bruteforce, which would take like 3 hours
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>>169563641
1.25 helps but why does this dude think anyone would want to hear his voice? I'd rather he use text to speech.
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also love the OP pic
Link totally a trans dude desu
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>>169563930
Huge breasts are fake?
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>>169564448

I'm actually the OP of the other /zlg/.

I started it on accident like four or five hours ago

I don't know how to delete it
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>>169564448
I AM OP YOU FUCKER AND IF YOU DON'T POST DICK PICS WITHIN 10 MINUTES YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF MY THREAD!
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Why haven't mods purged these threads yet?
Is it just to keep it out of /hbg/?
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>>169564583
It's tied to your system32 folder. Delete that, and the thread disappears.
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>>169564584
Gotta say. These threads are the best anti-piracy propaganda I've seen in a long time.

I would much rather buy a game than go through this hellscape again.
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>>169564659
Yes
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>>169564659

Yeah, it's really just containment at this point. Imagine if these 850+ post threads that're re-made every two hours like clockwork made it into other posts.
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>>169551468
>>169562751
>>169536814
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>>169564530
He has that weird kike voice, its unnerving but not annoying
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Give me the dik, i want it fucking now
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you guys circumcised?
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the other threads suck shit
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I never thought zlg would exist long enough to generate such despair that we split into 3 factions and wage war amongst ourselves. We are truly being driven mad.

On the bright side I have become adept at clicking road signs.
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Obligatory
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>you are going to be playing zelda this week

is there a better feeling
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>>169564920
Nah, I haven't washed since the first zlg and have masturbated to every pigeon leg or big tit picture that has been posted so there's lots of smegma built up just for you anon~
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>>169565076
PLAYING ZELDA RIGHT NOW WHILE GETTING MY TIK SUCKED WOULD FEEL BETTER, YEAH
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Someone link me the discord
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>>169565003
The Sun and Moon leaks where kinda fun.

This is starting to make me feel sick.
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>>169564968
true this one is really good.

OP here, btw. I have the tik. It's done.
I HAVE THE TIK!
Just post 10 dick pics and I'll post it. Fair?
I have to be compensated for my work somehow.
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>>169565202
post the tik and we post the diks after
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Here is the op's fb

LONG LIVE THE OTHER THREADS FUCK YOU ALL AND FUCK THE OP
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>>169565267
NO! You post your dicks NOW and I'll post the tik!
You don't make the demands here! I do!
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>>169565202
here >>169562921
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>>169565162
This has gone on for too long, why does no one end it?
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Tikbook.com/ernesto.valenzuela.7902
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2 hours till stores open lads

Oh en beste Dutchfags die naar Westerhaven gaan vandaag, kunnen jullie even laten weten of ze inderdaad (nog) BotW verkopen? Dan weet ik of het nuttig is voor mezelf om er vanmiddag naartoe te gaan. Thx!
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>>169565578
Prove you're Dutch, everyone is the enemy.
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TEMPORAR Y
SECRETAR Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehqKpPmVcK4
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>>169563546
omg
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The other threads gave in to the madness

They are using tripcodes and names, ignore their autism and report
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>>169565660
How about the block of Dutch fucking text in the post
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These cunts are playing BOTW and we're waiting for Kangaroos and Flying Dutchmen to pull dragon dildos out of their asses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw0fBDBQWMU
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>>169565687
What did he mean by this
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Someone link me the discord invite pls
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>>169565669
Stop watching Vinesauce
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>>169565804
Don't call me kangaroo mate
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>>169565669
TEMPORARY
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>>169565862
abbo scum, give tik or I'll put you under vending machine , 6 feet under
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>>169565920
SECRETARY
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>>169565820
we have a discord?
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>>169565687
f492ffb272ac2a93045b01514bd7e417
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Hey guys OP here. I'm going to bed in 10 minutes.
No dicks... no tiks. When I go to bed so does the tik.
You want to play this game tonight? Post your penis. Otherwise... see you March 3rd.
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>>169565990
For /zlg/? Why?
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>>169566026
Doesn't work.
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I wanna join the discord but I don't want to be doxxed just for being trans desu
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>>169566075
Try >>169562751
Maybe they want you there
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>>169566041
no idea I didn't know there was one
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>>169565669
Am I the only one who genuinely enjoys this?
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>>169566154
I think it's pretty catchy and I'd say I enjoy it, but its also just awful.
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the discord better have dedicated channels for feet and ratdick
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>>169566026
>f492ffb272ac2a93045b01514bd7e417
The QR code text says to change the letter so the next in the alphabet so it would be a d instead of c...
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>>169565935
I'll leak the .tik in my native tounge

Petrolciggyboozegoonpetrolgoonciggy
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>>169566036
Alright guys you missed your chance.
No dick, no tik.
Goodnight! Enjoy waiting til March 3rd baka.
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Discord probably isn't a bad idea
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>>169566458
Begone faggot!
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>>169566465
The discord is more cancerous than the threads, believe it or not.
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https://discord.gg/BqHXW4N
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>>169566560
post the invite
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>>169566560
in what way
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>>169566560
Link pls, I need to as dutch bros something
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>>169566560
Then get ready mein brethen

https://discord.gg/4Q4E2
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>>169566673
>>169566656
fuck that shit
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who else just got a text from jb hifi?
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>>169566656
>>169566673
3 /zlg/ and 2 discords, what a clusterfuck
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>>169566906
was just thinking the same thing; and all worthless
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>>169566656
This is the better discord for anyone that cares
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>>169566906
Make more we need more
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We are united under one thread now.
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this is THE ONE AND ONLY /ZLG/ ALL OTHERS HAVE BEEN DELETED. WELCOME TO THE TRUE THREAD
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Mods = gods
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We win
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where da tik
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WE WON THE THREADWAR! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkeGMaq0O98
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#NotMyZLG
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fuk yea
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did maho-tan get arrested?
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So, this wins, congrats
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>>169567236
If you want a Zelda leak this is your general, faggot.
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I WON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I DID IT IT WORKED


I WON THE THREAD WAR I CAN FINALLY FUCKING DIE
AAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAJAJAJAAHHAHAHAHA
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Distract yourself with big anime titties until the leak.
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>>169567393
No one may die till the game leaks.
Back to torture.
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join da discord for retard
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discord creator tik when says he is from netherlands and his friend is going to the store to see if botw is there soon.
hope its not fake. hope with me.
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found
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Hopefully I didnt fuck it up and this is it

d237b0a8a7f595095fbc7eb72aa173ed
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>>169567512
I came here to escape that shit anon. Moonlight didn't deserve to win
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>>169567549
Well, it isn't ascii at least.
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BASED MODS
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>>169567512
SFGVasb Ragevrf:3555036282
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Holy sheeeeeeeeiiiit
FSTInfo Entries: 0
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>>169567650
0 doesn't mean right you mongoloid
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>>169567575
you dont deserve the tik
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Superior discord holy shits and other shit galore https://discord.gg/BqHXW4N
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Alright guys, I have the money, I'm gonna go, tell you later if they have it or not.

Netherlandfag is also going.
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>>169567709
Does it matter if I deserve it or not if none of us ever get it anyways?
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>>169567512
It takes you longer to make this images than it takes me to type them out

keep going
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>>169567778
post pic of you in netherlands or i wont get my hopes up
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>>169567841
I'm not a netherfag, I'm a Spainfag, I'm going to el corte ingles, mediamartk and carrefour, see you later.
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>>169567927
ok see you friend
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>>169567927
Please come back and make me day.
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>>169567927
>>169567778
I will believe it when you post a working key.
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Ok Guys first store opens in 30 minutes, gotta check if i can get a copy!
Wish me luck!!
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>>169568130
Remember https://twitter.com/WiiUbru/status/834595647168839683
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>>169568149
thx but my wii u already is hacked
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guys does anyone here know if nintendo releases a new update for wii u will that make the browser stop working once an update nag has been seen?

i can't get haxchi because my pal credit card wont work on my north american wii u... so i depend on the browser.
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So is using Loadiine the best method to play wii u games?
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>>169568130
Please admit if you are lying. I cant handle it anymore. Please tell me if you are lying. I want to kill myself.
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Goodnight /zlg/. You've been way more hilarious to kill time till release/leak than I thought. Let's hope tomorrow is th day.
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>>169568319
This. No more heartbreak. Please.
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>>169568130
I don't believe you but I wish everyone willing to leak the game good luck, and I encourage them to keep their fucking mouths shut until they can post a key or a picture of the disc.
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>>169568319
Nah i'm really checking but i can't promise i'll get the game
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>>169568372
Kill yourself blogposting pedophile.
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>>169568446
they probably wont have it first thing in the morning, anon. probably wont get it until afternoon deliveries.
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>>169568513
Whyididntthinkofthisbeforewalking1,5km

Welp, we'll see it soon
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No one will leak a tik, a dik or a key, everyone would be too afraid of nintendo, considering the sues are over 1million $
Really no one gets tired of this life? lol
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>>169568758
Posting a text string on a chan from a VPN? No danger. Mario lawsuit was because faggot sought fame.
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>>169568758
Sun and moon leaker is probably on a hammock in the caribbean right now anon, no pussy
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>>169568809
still no one will do it, because no one really want to do it, all everyone want is troll in the middle of this despair over a game
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>>169568878

nah
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>>169568745
Exercise is good. Even when healthy
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>>169568898
If any of us had the game we'd leak it, what we all want is to play the fucking game and we've suffered together for so long. We're not really monsters, are we?
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>>169568878
why do people keep reposting these photos as if nobody will know
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real tik hours
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>>169569038
Wouldnt say you are, but its just a game in my opinion, dont get me wrong i love playing i just dont feel the need for hype like this, i got nothing againist it either but some people just go over the limits on this lol
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descending into madness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI5OFCuHntA
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So this is the only leaked cutscene right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qwzw0tnbPY
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How do i delete exifs from images on mobile?
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>>169569169
More like real thicc hours, where my thicc posters.
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>>169569209
wtf dude
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>>169569224
4chan strips exif data now
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>>169569038
Daily reminder leaks on Tuesday or Wednesday. Enjoy your Mondays
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>>169569224
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.wing.exiferaser
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>>169569224
Exif data hasn't been used since Moot left.
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>>169569224
>>169569264
this but there is an app called unexif if you're extra paranoid
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You have been shitposting with the legendary Sarcalogo.
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>>169569264
I dont trust hiroshima but ok
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>>169569272
why?
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>>169569369
do you have something worth photographing or are you just prepping for a ruse cruise?
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>>169569412
Please let it be the former.
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>>169569224
is that you vendorbro
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>>169569392
>why?
Fine, don't enjoy your Mondays then.
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>>169569369
If you are legit I will send you pics of my butt
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>>169569412
I hope is the first.
First shop lets check it out.
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>>169568848
>>169569224
>>169569369

>S
>H
>I

At least be original you hack
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IM GOING TO LEAK TIK I GOT AN AMIGO UP WAITING OUTSIDE A DOOR HE AINT GOT A LOT OF SIGNAL BUT HE KNOWS THE OWNER HE A TRUE NIGGA AND HE GOT SHIPMENTS HES ALSO EUR SO HOPING HE COME THRU
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>>169569640
HOLT SHIT
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>>169569640
Alright, this seems fun. I'm warming up to you.
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Dutchbro here, shops are opening in 30 mins

Will post updates on the discord
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>>169569640
>>169569648
>Pattern broken

I was mistaken
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>>169569640
Remember anon, if you threaten to hold your breath until you get it they are legally obligated to give it to you
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>>169569640

Godspeed eurofag. Keep uploading pics. Its 3 am US and I'm bored
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Germanbro here, Mediamerkel opens in 30 minutes so your wait will be over soon my dudes.
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>>169569713
can u join this discord too https://discord.gg/BqHXW4N
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>>169569869
Fuck your discord bullshit.
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>>169569869
cut that shit out
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>>169569848

If the manager won't sell BOTW, snatch it and run
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Please no more
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>>169569869
I'm using the discord because the constant captchas are painful, how do you faggots put up with this?
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Sorry guys, they didnt had it, manager told me she wasn't allowed to sell it anyway.

Lucky for us and since I have no life anymore I can try another 2 shops, carrefour and mddiamarkt.
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>>169570113
pretty easy tbqh
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>>169570020
it will sound like a meme but the manager at my lokal mediamerkel is a friend of mine. dont have his phone number though so i have to check in person.
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Help, I'm feeling a slight hint of hope right now.
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>>169570159
GodSpeed brother, keep up the good work.
Wishing you luck on the other two, please update with pics
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>>169570113
By not constantly spamming the thread like a retard
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Big company retails stores like walmart, Mediamerkel, EB or Game wont release BOTW until 3rd March due company policey and reglications your best chance getting the game is to buy it at a private games store
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>>169570159
the updates are much appreciated
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Theres a mediamarket, a fnac and a general electronic store near me (Portugal).
I have 0 hope for fnac since they are too uptight with their release schedule, all of them open at 9am or in 20 mins, gonna go check now.
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>>169570159
>honesty

Breath of fresh air
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>>169570189
Abandon all hope
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>tfw you want to play the game in Japanese, so a Euro leak would be completely worthless
Fuck Nintendo, man.
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>>169570329
fuck off weeb
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>>169570159
You don't seem to be rusing us, you're ok in my book Spainbro. Good luck, I believe in you.
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It should not be hard to find a copy now.. in the Netherlands is basicly out now
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>>169570159
Thanks for trying anon, good luck
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>>169570368
Then how the fuck don't we have the tik?
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>>169570368
>>
Hey guys, uploading the US version to Google Drive now.

-OGamerz
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>>169570414
normies thats why
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>>169570368
ye ye we already knew that
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>>169570360
Enjoy your soulless shit american voices
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>>169570426
OG plz go
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>>169570368
Didn't Nintendp contacted MediaMarket thanks to that post?
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>>169570426
shut the fuck up you neckbeard
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>>169570492
No swearing in chatbox.

-OGamerz
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>>169570329
start eu leak. switch out sound files when jp version drops friday. It is super easy to undub these games.
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>>169570491
Yeah. We're fucked.
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>>169570426
go end your life already
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>>169570431
>tfw converted all my normie friends into basic console hacking
Its a good feel.
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>>169570368
IS anyone on here actually going to try this media mark above
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Proof?
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>>169570517
SMD
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>>169570462
Multi language say something to you? Plus that ogamerz apparently is fake
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>>169570159
sending all my energy anon
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>>169570517
FUCK YOU CUNT SHIT
IMMA GO DOWN TO MEDIA MERKEL
GET ME A SWITCH A ZELDER AND A HANDJOB
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>>169570534
Man that's a shame. I really understood if she didn't want to leak it. But it did end up fucking us hard now.
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>>169570591
Not at all.

-OGamerz
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There is a games shop near me that releases new games 2 or 3 days before the official release date I might be able to BOTW there
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>>169570641
ye ye i trust you....
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>>169570543
it's a good feel, yes but explaining what you can do with modded consoles can be a pain, and they are always scared that they will break something
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Is BotW only 10 hours long?
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>>169570641
if you are the real thing, then tell me what my nickname is, you should know since you deleted my post on your thread since you were "sick of zelda"
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>>169570716
LUL hes fake af
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>>169570710
5 hours
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>>169570710
5 hours
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>>169570716
How could anyone be sick of Zelda on a major iso site at a time like this?
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>>169570520
I don't want to undub it, I want to play it in nip.
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>>169570805
looks like the real Ottawa_Gamerz is
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>>169570716
the guy posted on the site and in the chatbox several times that he's never been on 4chan/doesn't even know what it is lol
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>>169570716
>ogamerz shitposting for 5 threads
>actually wasting time to call out shitposting
Oh boy. Not sure who's more sad, me or you.

-OGamerz ;)
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>>169570716
touche
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>>169570710
It's actually 1 hour long now fuck off back to the previous 3 console Zelda games and enjoy 50 hours of slow text boxes, NPC chores, companions interrupting you for hours, backtracking for no reason, and countless other variants of filler between you and the next point in the linear sequence of events designed to waste your time before putting you to sleep.
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i dont know you nickname name but im not one bull shitting bastards thats have lieing and deceiving us by giving fake tik files or keys
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>>169570864
you, since i didn't follow these "5 threads" non-stop because had better things to do, while you just like to write shit whitout meaning
your life must be really empty
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Tradition
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While we are waiting for a leak that won't come in a couple of days, lets post our favorite zelda music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlF0-Qs2xkI
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Gonna try carrefour first tho
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What the fuck are my eubros doing?
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>>169570995
>while you just like to write shit whitout meaning
Well yeah, that's shitposting. That's the whole point. If you wanna make excuses for yourself, you do that.
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>>169571105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM1j2zp3gx8
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>>169571105
balding manchild is best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_3hE8TOVxU
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>>169571128
waiting the shops to open
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>>169571124
use the power of picture with the receipt if they won't give it ti you
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>>169571124
You're our only hope.
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All the Media Markts open in 5 minutes. You faggots better get something.
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Idk whats the point of this but im gonna enter, pray for me pls
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Australia not delivering again
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>>169571210
No really, good idea.
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>>169571274
What a surprise.
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>>169571258
Good luck babe
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>>169571258
May the wind carry you
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>>169571258
SENDING ALL OF MY ENERGY ANON
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>>169571258
It's entertaining and keeping the hope alive, don't give up
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>>169571258
They don't have it. They have to wait until march 3.

Try shop which sells only games, usually, they sells games without waiting.

Sadlly, the only shop in my town who've done that are closed now.
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Mediamarkt in one minute boys, this is it
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nice server
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>>169571383
they opened a minute ago
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>>169571172
This is equal in cringe to the pbg video
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Not here, gonna ask
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>>169571435
What am I looking at?
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>>169571435
Brentalfloss is terrible
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>>169571496
SENDING MY ENERGY ANON
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>>169571496
I BELIEVE IN YOU ANON

GODSPEED
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>>169571503
the best server on the planet
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We need a dutchfaq to go to the same store!
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>>169571496
Why on earth would an unreleased game be on the shelves?
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>>169571496
See? One of us actually doing something beside being an autist and not moving
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>>169571496
Look at this post >>169571368
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>>169571496
There's a Switch there, though.
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>>169571496
ASK THEM ANON
ASK FOR THE GAME
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>>169571496
props to this anon for actually going out and trying
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>>169571634
fuck off with this reddit mentality
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>>169571496
truly a hero among men
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>>169571586
Cause sometimes a underpaid worker can give two swifts about tha
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>>169571651

Shut the fuck up, dude
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>retards actually believe this

What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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>>169571496
LOOK FOR SMALL GAMESHOPS ANON
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>>169571651
Nah I'm with anon, props for trying.
Get out of here.
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>>169571651
shut the fuck up

i dont see your lazy ass actually doing something
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Just been drivin around and visiting stores for an hour, doesn't seem like any in my area sell it yet, i even asked a guy from a small gamestop but they didnt even get it yet

t. swissanon
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>>169571651
fuck off
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>>169571695
Honestly what is there to lose? Also how is this not believable? Some dude is just going to stores and trying to find the game. He never promised he would get it.
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>>169571695
>people believe that someone can actually leave the house and go to the store

jeez, fuckin retards
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>>169571651
You came from reddit, didn''t you?
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>>169571695
I believe, he is posting photos and everything.
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>>169571651

Stop trying to fit in. Please, just kill yourself.
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>>169571496
Nintendo españa tiene un buen equipo de marketing detras...todas las cadenas estarán más q advertidas...

Igualmente buena suerte en la budqueda my friend
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>>169571717
Hes a spanish guy look at the switch box, carrefour is not only in France
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>>169571651
>fuck off with this reddit mentality
I'm totally not a redditor...lol
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>>169571695
do you even know where you are?
>>
IT'S OVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB9SL-mZtVY

TIK FOUND

POSTING
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>>169571586
Hold up, manager talking with another person, i found this tho
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>>169571651
How do you do, fellow 4channers? Hacked any redditors today?

#Faggot #Nigger #Anonymous
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>>169571829
HOLY SHIT
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>>169571836
good stuff man
>>
Mediamarkt groningen bros where??????
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>>169571496
No descartes las tiendas de barrio... Ahí es donde mas probabilidades veo yo de poder encontrarlo antes de tiempo.
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>>169571836
Nice Ps4
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>>169571836
the luck be with you mate
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>>169571836
>real updates

i'm crying from joy
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>>169571836
Nice, at least you got something out of it
>>
>>169571836
>
use to picture with the receipt if they say they can't sell
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>>169571836
rip those NES roms for us and call it a day
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>>169571836
lol

Please anon, I'm cheering for you!
>>
fuck here we again all that bull shitting again
>>
>>169571836
Actually a fair price.
It's selling in some stores at over £100 here in the UK.
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>>169571836
>emulator made of plastic
>60€
>even consider it
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>>169571836
je moet je nu niet laten afleiden anon we hebben die disk nodig
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I am from the netherlands, but I just woke up. If I feel like it I'll take a look at local Media Markt.
Ongeduldige honden.
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>>169571836
Are you the anon with a terminal disease...?
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>>169571836
is it finally time? has /our/ hero finally emerged?
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>>169571971
FIND IT
I BELIEVE IN YOU MUHAMMEDBRO
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Highly doubt they'll have it but good stuff in the general right now.
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>>169571974
DO IT
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>>169571974
ask questions later go try
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>>169571794
>>169571836
I take that back he migth be French
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Greetings from /a/
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>>169572027
She was such a shit character.
Can't believe I ever watched that show.
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>>169571994
THE HERO OF THE TIK

>>169571974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU

And take pictures, and stay in contact with us.
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>>169572027
go back there please, or post lewds
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Let me brush my teeth. sigh... why the fuck am i even...
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mami is shit tier waifu
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>>169572098

Because you're a goddamn hero, anon.
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>>169571496
Diles que has leido que en otros sitios lo estan vendiendo ya...que seguirás buscándolo...lo mismo al ver q pueden perder una venta te lo venden
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>>169572098
DO IT
>>
Nothing guess we have to wait until friday :(
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Its in Dordrecht tho, not in groningen. But we shall see.
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Cute anime girls
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>>169571836
Yo je suppose que tes français , en fait c'est quoi le délire , tu vas demander à ton boss d'avoir le jeu en avance ?
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Fuck it, going out as well to MediaMarkt.

To all dutchbros here:
Take the pictures of the MediaMarkt receipt and shit with you so you can show them in case they won't sell.
>>
What if all the anons that did go to the store were killed by reggie? I mean, his body is always ready....
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>>169572137
DO IT FERNANDO DEL TORÕ
>>
Y si te piden foto muestra la del ticket de mediamarkt...si te dicen que no es de españa te haces el loco...q viste que ponia mediamarkt y leiste q dijeron q era en españa
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Cant sell it until friday says the manager. Well im going home now peace
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>>169572175
They dont have it on stock, but they were really willing to sell it to me, they even show me its out of stock "Alta pendiente", either way, time for mediamarkt.
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>>169572216
ebic
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>>169572213
Good luck. Next time though, go yesterday.
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>>169572027
>posting a girl with 20/10 feet
>but no feet
You're as retarded as her.
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I can't sleep and I'm screaming from agony. I hope my heart attacks put me to slerp.
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>>169572253
the force be with you
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>>169572249
fake retard
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h9oloidFIM
Remember to all the would be heroes, you are appreciated and you gotta have guts dude!
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>>169572276
I personally went yesterday before that shit was posted. And by the time that picture was posted, the stores were closed.
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>>169572213
You are a fucking genius, this migth actually work
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>>169572249
fake
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titlekey when?
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>>169572253
Another angle why not>>169572249
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>>169572253
Let's hope you will be the chosen one we have been waiting for. Days of suffering. Maybe this is the end.
>>
Nintendo has contacted mediamarkt so they wont be selling it
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>>169572347
You're a great guy.
>>
>>169572253
No olvides alcampo o tiendas de barrio
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>>169572367
They probably didn't actually care or listen. Most large corporate places don't, I know Walmart often doesn't give a single fuck.
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>>169572329
Ah, I see. There's got to be more than one person who bought a copy yesterday though. Such a shame none of them know enough to dump the .tik, but oh well
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>>169572387
Gonna talk
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ready for the leak
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>>169572253
>>169572347
Here's a busty dancing anime girl for good luck.
>>
Idk if it matters since its from a different nation but if they refuse show them the receipt use it only as last option though
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>>169572253
Make sure to reserve it or something so that you can pick it up the moment they get a shipment in
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>>169560529
>implying you earn money to spend it on games
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Dutchbro here, the first mediamarkt I went has put the zelda games out of the shelves, gonna try utrecht mediamarkt next.

After that im gonna try some toystores, will report back in about an hour
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omw to Media Markt, fucking kill me
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>>169572454
Even if you fail know that we love you and we're very proud, son
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>>169572454
Suerte spanishbro!
>>
My heart can't take this.
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>>169572496
I loved color splash.

>>169572454
Show them the Netherlands pic!
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Godspeed everyone
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>>169572213
use this as evidence!!
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Remember when NoA were actually funny, cool and didn't censor shit?
Me neither
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enjoy guys
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>>169572568
Color splash is pretty bad, people liked it only because sticker star was super ultra shit
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>>169572530
>>169572531
>>169572454
Try this
>>169572213
>>169572476
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>>169572636
ebin ruse
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>>169572624
This can't be real.
...Right?
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>>169572530
If they had it why not buy it
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>>169572027
Yui is my wife
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>>169572568
Not with that gameplay and ironic humor.
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>>169572624
Jesus Christ wtf
>>
ATTENTION /ZLG/
I HAVE ACQUIRED A TITLE.TIK. I WILL LEAK IT ON ONE CONDITION:
EVERY SINGLE SISSY ANIME BOY THAT POSTS HERE MUST POST THEIR CUTE BULGE, CUTE FEMININE DICK, OR ANY OTHER CUTE/SEXY CROSSDRESSING PICS THEY HAVE.
IF I GET 5 PICTURES I WILL LEAK THE TIK.
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>>169572624
>>169572683
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>>169572743
Fuck off, retard.
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>>169572696
why would you wife the worst girl?
>>
>>169572454
you're a damn hero
>>
>>169572535
will send 5 picks if you have proof
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>>169572743
kill yourself
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>>169572624
Ebin.
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>>169572806
Proof that we love Spain bro? Just read the thread
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I'm feeling it guys
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here we go boys
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if i get dubs theres no tik until tomorrow
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>>169572960

IT'S NOW OR NEVER BOYS
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Dutchcunt on his way to freedom!
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>>169572960
SHIT HOLY
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>>169572976
HOLY SHIT
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>>169572981
THERE IS NO FREEDOM WITHOUT THE TIK

ONLY THE TIK CAN FREE US FROM THIS HELL
>>
>>169572960
Gook luck to you too...dont forget to show the photo with the ticket if they have it but dont sell it
>>
>>169572960
BASED EUROS

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ACTUALLY DOING THINGS INSTEAD OF SHITPOSTING

YOU ARE FREEING US FROM HELL
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>>169572960
c'mon brother
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Ah shit son. It's getting interesting now.
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If 5, tik leaks untill noon
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>this thread
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>>169572960
5 mins??
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Media Markt in Berlin won't sell early. faggots.
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Hope Spain bro makes it for his sake and for my sake because I can't fucking sleep and this better be worth it.
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so this.... is the power....... of /zlg/.................
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>>169573050
If dubs no tik until Friday
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>>169573078
Did you even try that
>>169572647
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Leak the game and I promise a punishment you will never forget.
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>>169573116
they said Dutch policies might differ from theirs. no luck.
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>>169573162
Well at you tried, anon
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alright guys, kid working there told me he saw it in the delivery earlier. doesnt have access to storage though so im talking to manager in a min
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D-Do you think he might succeed guys?
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>>169573217
get a trip you dumb fuck
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>>169573217
Good luck dude
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>>169573217
Get a trip you fool
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>>169573217
You can do it
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>>169573245
no
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>>169573217
you're lying.
>>
>>169573217
<3
>>
>>169573217

Don't explicitly mention that the game isn't oficially out yet. Just that you want it. Maybe the manager doesn't know?

Godspeed, anon.
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>>169573217
Good luck, but everything going to plan is kinda off putting.
>>
>>169573078
The effort is appreciated man
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>>169572454
What happened to this guy did the ninjas get him?
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Still wating SpanishBro
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>>169573217
Tell him something like "not the switch version, the wii u one that should be out"
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>>169573217
Oh shit
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Holy shit I think they're going to sell it to me.
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other German fag here. calling another store right now. they said earliest for them is Wednesday.
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>>169573217
No trip no trust.
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>>169573358
holy shit
>>
>>169573348
>>
Are they only seling it in Groningen? I live in Zeeland and there's a media markt super nearby.
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>>169573358
>still no trip
Really?
>>
>>169573358
:D
>>
>>169573358
HAPPENING GUY S
>>
>>169573358
Just don't play with us, don't play with the president please
>>
>>169573358

Will Germany finally redeem itself?
>>
>>169573358
a world of silence to all of our brothers who perished before this moment
>>
>>169573358
this is not me. fags already impersonating me, dont get your hopes up too far. manager not in right now, told me to come back in 30mins. grabbing breakfast and will report back
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>people actually falling for this
Wow.
>>
Holyyyyy Fuckinggg Sheeeeet!
>>
>Stop giving attention to Spainbro who is documenting every fucking step he takes
>Give attention to a name anyone can impersonate and start shitposting
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>>169573395
Go go go
>>
We got it.
>>
>>169573403
Fuck off trump I never said I'm going to leak it. Just buying it
>>
>>169573395
unconfirmed, might be worth a shot?
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>>169573358
They sold it to me
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>>169573358
If you get it, post pic or fuck off
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>>169573458
RUSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE
>>
>>169573348
That's some high level lying.
>>
>>169573458
POST PROOF, PIC OF THE DISK please?
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>>169573486
pic or gtfo fag
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>>169573439
GET A FUCKING TRIP YOU DUMB CUNT

>>169572347
Any updates?
>>
pics or gtfo
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THAT IS NOT me my friends. Stop falling for impersonators!
>>
You should have thought it through. Now all of the autists in the /zlg/ discord know. kys

Please don't swear in the shoutbox or or I will have to ban you!
-OGamerz
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>>169573439
Oh, well, anyway, thanks, i hope they sell you
>>
If you try to buy it get a trip and take photos
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My heart cannot take this pain anymore, holy shit.
>>
>>169573439
This guy is lying, I just bought it. Give me 20 minutes to get home and rip the tik.
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HOLY SHIT I GOT IT
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>>169573458
No photo no trust...look at spanishbro...he take photos of his progress...he is legit...
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Sorry anons, they didnt have it, I shiwed the ticket to both carrefour and mediamarkt but cant sell what they dont have, they didnt even have Switches

They also told me wheres the date on the ticket, and we couldnt find it >might have been a ruse

Atmost I could try tomorrow, also Im gonna try to find local shows on gmaps

Picture of a cat and also sorry for taking too long to answer FUCKING HIROSHIMA DELETED MY FUCKING TEXT 3 TIMES WITH HIS SHITTY ADS
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I want that tik !
>>
The shitposting started. Why?
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>>169573548
that shitty bedroom photoshop again?
>>
>>169573548
That's some quick 20 minutes, huh?
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>>169573548
Holy shit! Fug
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>>169573539
Where the fuck are you, didn't you just buy it, looks like you are at home fag
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>>169573548
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169573548
Fuck. Off. Old picture, faggot. Try again.
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>>169573548
lol
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>>169573539
No screen ? burn
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>>169573548
woah thats totally the first time we've seen that floor, finger n vidya
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>>169573558
Whelp.
At least you tried and were honest about it, unlike 99% of all people here
>>
>>169573548
did u just teleport to your house? wow
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>>169573548
Didnt know sonic was german
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>>169573548
That's an old photo you fag
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>>169573548
>what is image search
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>>169573548
Old and fake photo...faggot
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>>169572454
Anon did you die? Did they tie you up and call in the Nintendo ninja squad for retrieval?
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>>169573558
Its alright
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>>169573358
>>169573558
Oh no
At least you tried.
>>
>>169573558

Thanks anyway!
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>>169573558
Reading you was the comfiest thing that has happened in the last 5 days. Gracias, amigo.
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>>169573548
most likely same from yesterday , the girl that got it .. you can see girl hands
>>
Ok people are starting to get this game now and maybe we will have our .tik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc
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Don't believe the fakers. I'm still waiting in the store.
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>>169573558
More credible than any other poster.
>>
>>169573558
Appreciate you a lot
>>
>>169573684
How about you get a fucking trip and post proof then you lying sack of shit?
>>
Good morning where is tik
>>
I just saw another person reporting to have bought botw for the wiiU at MediaMarkt in the Netherlands. There was even a picture attached. Anyone near Groningen?
>>
>>169573684
i thought you were getting breakfast
>>
>>169573684
Post a pic and get a trip, please.
>>
I want to help and check the stores near me but I can't afford the game right now.
I'm sorry for being useless
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>>169573558
thanks for the effort
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>>169573558
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>>169573558
The date is on the other side of the receipt, its folded in half.
>>
>>169573558
Gracias por intentarlo
>>
DeutschBruder u r my hero thx
>>
>>169573548
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169573729
How?
>>
The trolls are rollin in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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We have a problem. They said they can sell it to me, but I have to pay the manager in sexual favors. He isn't even that hot
>>
I could try buying it, my media Markt doesn't give a fuck about release dates

But I'm poor and saved the money for my switch
>>
so hows the current ruse cruise going?
>>
>>169573558
Luck man, thx for the effort...
>>
>>169573794
put a pound sign after ur name and random letters then a pic with that trip then ur good
also do u have discord
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>>169573837
>new IP
Thanks for the chuckle though.
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>>169573794
Take a picture of the inside of the store and post it with your trip
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>>169573837
pictures
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>>169572750
No joke, I just emailed the parent company of the company that made that Zelda trunk.

I asked if they'd put me in touch with anyone related to it, I really want to give it a loving home and put my amiibo's inside.

Also nice, Media Markt is showing up in the captcha for storefronts!
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>>169573794
Read the FAQ
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>>169573837
>I have to pay the manager in sexual favors

You better record that shit
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Guys I went to game just incase, they not gonna sell it, guy told me his hair would fall off if he sold it to me, funny cuz he was bald.

Anyway, the important thing is that THEY DO HAVE IT (well, he was trying to avoid the question), shipment might not have arrived to mediamarkt and carrefour yet, gives me hope for local shops.
>>
Gud murnin gibbe tik plz I report u brbrbr huehuehuehue
>>
I found a 3DS on the floor, what should i do to it?
>>
>>169573956
Aw shit, did you show him the mediamrkt receipt
>>
>>169573990
play zelda games on it!
>>
>>169573956
Which branch is that? Either my local or they all look the exact same.
I hear game has a history of mailing them out early not so much selling in store.
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>>169573990
cum on it
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>>169573956
>Keeps trying
You are the hero we do not deserve Spainbro. Keep up the good work.
Hope someone sells it to you and we can all play it in 5 hours.
>>
>>169573990
Step on it
>>
>>169573990
Lick it
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>>169573956
Thanks for trying, spainbro. You're not like any of these other rusefags.
>>
>>169573990
i found a wii u under the vending machine, what should i do with it?
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fuck off
I'm sleeping
>>
More and more reports on Facebook/reddit of people buying the game at Media Markt Groningen, with proof.

Hopefully someone will save us from this hell
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This guy in Reddit is claiming to have gotten in from media markt. Gonna message him about the tik. Don't bombard him with messages I'll try and do it. If I don't post in 30 minutes I fell asleep but I'll update after class tomorrow at the latest
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>>169573956
Keep the good work man godspeed
>>
Keep it up guys, just 5 hours to go
>>
>>169574021
I would, but whenever i push the screen to a proper angle it just pops and shuts off.
>>
>>169573956
Anon.... Our salvation lies within those doors... You know what you have to do
>>
>>169574054

link to proof
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>>169574014
he was really into not selling it to me.
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>>169574058
>the only people who get it early are normalfags/moralfags
>>
This is getting fucking ridiculous
>>
>>169574058
NOT ANOTHER NORMIE... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>169574058
WHY IS IT ALWAYS MORALFAGS

WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>169574118
What a coincidence, I'm also turned on by not selling games to you.
>>
>>169574112
Fuck off Todd, last game I bought from you was Oblivion
>>
>>169574058
Quick what's the WiiU .tik site
>>
https://i.imgur.com/GtV4WI5.jpg
I have the game
>>
>24 hours later and still nothing
>Even with /zlg/ troops in action
Hopes deleted.
>>
>>169574058
Okay he already responded. He said he got it at media market in Groningen centrum, same place the other Dutch lady on Facebook got it from. Anyone near there go check it out.

He also said he won't publish the tik. Probably can't convince him
>>
>>169574058
He has a post with 16 paid for Wii U games. Don't even try to convince him to leak
>>
REV UP THOSE ANTIDEPRESSANTS

CAUSE I SURE AM READY TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>
>>169574198
u know the drill. Disc or gtfo
>>
>>169574117
Reddit lucky normie
https://www.reddit.com/r/wiiu/comments/5wfrrv/a_store_near_me_already_sold_it/

SOMEONE drive yourself over there!
>>
>>169574189
https://twitter.com/WiiUbru/status/834595647168839683
>>
OPERATION Groningen centrum

Anyone close to this place GO GO GO GO

we have multiple confirmed botw sold at this location. GOD SPEED anons
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>>169574229

Same. Just what we needed, a moralfag
>>
Anyone know which amiibo these are?

>30th Anniversary
TableKing30th_Link_Takt (TableToonLink)
TableKing30th_Link_Twilight (TableLink)
TableKing30th_Link_Majora (TableLink)
TableKing30th_Link_Ocarina (TableLink)
TableKing30th_Zelda_Takt (TableZelda)
TableKing30th_Link_Skyward (TableLink)
TableKing30th_Link_Dot (TableLink)

I've already got the 30th anniversary ones ready but this list has different names
>>
So far two people from the netherlands have gotten the game from media markt today. GO THERE AND REPORT DUTCHWEEBS
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>>169574198
Never seen that pic before so If real the. Have fun!! Also pleas give us the tik
>>
Goddammit there are several stores near me (South London) that break street date but I'm deathly afraid of going outside. ;_; If anyone lives here I can provide the addresses for them
>>
>>169574309
The leak seems to hint at new 30th anniversary Link amiibos from OoT, MM, and SS.
>>
>>169574325
just go out there, it might even be good for you
>>
i miss pollaboba
>>
>>169574325
do it or fuck off
>>
Buy me a train ticket and I'll go.
>>
i wont leak the game. i love nintendo
https://i.imgur.com/BtWCESb.jpg
>>
By any chance does anybody know any small game shops in the Liverpool area, in the UK?
>>
got breakfast and talked to the manager. even showed him the dutch reciept telling him the wiiu version is supposed to be sold today. he phoned with german headquarters and told me they cant sell it. germany being cucked as always. go dutchbros!
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>>169574361
He probably got sick of all the mean spirited shitposting
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>>169574325
BE THE FUCKING HERO DOOD
>>
>>169574386
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169574325
Try find one full of pajeet, they tend to not give a fuck. I'm fairly certain that other anon just visited the southside branch of game.
I moved out of that shithole ~5 years ago. Careful not to get beheaded matey.
>>
>>169574343
Ah cool, already got 11 amiibo ntags ready to use. Gonna be swimming in loot
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>>169574386
WHY THE FUCK R U HERE THEN???

cmon...
>>
>>169574325
Also south london tried all the ones i know most say wednesday.
>>
>>169574386
>https://i.imgur.com/BtWCESb.jpg
That's not even you. The game is in dutch and you don't know a single word fag
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>>169574415
Yes the ones I have in mind are pajeet stores. I know they break street date because my normie brother buys the latest CoD from them a week early every year
>>
>>169574386
Can you at least tell us if the game has japanese voices?
>>
MediaMarkt Groningen just pulled it off the shelves.
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>>169574207
If you didn't see the response
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>>169574428
Is there any way I can like bulk buy them or something? That would be swell.
>>
>>169574386
You just have to type a url anon.
Do it for me
>>
>>169574386
Anon please, learn how to attach images

Do you expect me to go to imgur like a peasant?
>>
Fuck couldn't get the game
>>
Jesus christ where the fuck are the groningen fags
>>
>>169574393
I'm from the north east, but try any:
-Game
-Grainger Games

I thought there'd be more than that but i genuinely can't think of any more. There's one small independant shop near me but i doubt they'll have it
>>
>Mexibros Failed
>Dutchbros Failed

Who's next on the list of countries to exterminate?
>>
>>169574467
screen or burn because someone got it today without problem.
>>
>>169574467
It's over guys
Have fun waiting till friday
>>
All hope is lost?
>>
>>169574560
Australia is dead to us as well.
>>
Well if anyone cares to try, this is the place that breaks street date

The Games Centre
403 North End Road, Fulham
London, SW6 1NS
>>
i can't believe these fucking normies wont leak the god damn tik
>>
>>169574521
Was thinking that, have an Asda, CeX, Game, Grainger, Tesco and a small comic shop in my town next to Liverpool.

Just thinking I could get the train to Liverpool if there's any small shops with a higher chance.
>>
What happened to the mahofag?
>>
>>169574482
Buy an NFC Ntag215, an RFID reader (or a smart phone that has it built in) and make your own!

Tutorial-
newagesoldier.com/make-your-own-amiibo/
Amiibo bin dumps-
https://mega.nz/#F!Z4UWVIYS!HsOvjW4tUMHE40ECIG7sMQ!F08THLCD
>>
>>169574623
SHIMMER OF HOPE
>>
Alright I can't take this shit anymore. I'm heading out now to MediaMarkt with the 3 images from the Groningen location store.

Will update with trip when I arrive.
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>>169574637
> Buy game from someone who broke street date
> IT'S IMMORAL TO LEAK TIK XD
>>
>>169574672

But they pulled it off the shelves
>>
>posts getting deleted
>we alrleady had the tik 30mins ago
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>>169574680
They are unbelievably retarded, its to be expected.
>>
>>169574643
Mahofag was just trying to get other Ausfags to help
>>
>>169574573

That person stated in his facebook post that the cashier told him that they were going to pull it.

Someone else in that same facebook post is there and looking for it now, but can't find it.
>>
>>169574637
I can't believe people on here are too lazy to check a few stores around them.
This thread is still mainly shitposters and desperate lazy people
>>
>>169574702
Says who besides another anon?
>>
>>169574702
Cause a fuss with some evidence and they might just sell it to get him to fuck off.

Maybe.
>>
>>169574710
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169574715
I just don't understand it. Are they afraid of cutting sales of an inferior version?
>>
>>169574647
is there an android app that can store nfc amiibo tags? like have a list of the amiibos and when you select one your phone will give off that amiibo?

i don't really want to have to buy tags if my phone can just do it.

it would be super cool to be able to do it from my phone. i've got a nexus 6 and it has nfc if that is any help.
>>
>>169574721
>the person stated
Nice proof
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>>169574764
they're fucking normies afraid of authorities
>>
>>169574680
And yet they have no problem spoiling the game for everyone because their definition of spoiling is being able to enjoy the game without getting spoiled by attention whores.
>>
>>169574721
The guy on Reddit bought 1 hour ago, so if you don't have any screen then no proof, while I've
https://www.reddit.com/r/wiiu/comments/5wfrrv/a_store_near_me_already_sold_it/
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>>169574764
They probably think they're going to get sued. They flat out don't understand what a tik is or how its used, all they see and know is "I'll get sued or banned"
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>>169574773
You can use your phone to write to ntag215s but you can't emulate amiibos themselves from your phone. Sorry pal
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>>169574343
We have OoT Link, it's TP that's new
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I'm going to go to sleep.

Goodnight, /zlg/.
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>>169574827
damn, what a bunch of niggers.
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>>169574816
But it's just so stupid and moronic to act ssh closed minded when the whole homebrew community is willing to help and take a shot for them.
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>>169574873
Yeah it sucks but the tags costs a dollar or less each depending on how many you buy so it's not too bad.
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>>169574773
Phone can't do it though it would be pretty great.
NFC tags are just as good though, considering how stupid cheap they are, and the process itself takes only a few seconds.
Store a bunch of amiibo bins on your phone and you can pretty much swap them around whenever you want.
Just remember you need the Ntag215, none of the others are compatible
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>>169574892
BUT THEY WILL GET BANNED AND SUED! ITS ILLEGAL! There is not point to fight it either, all normies generally think they are the smartest person alive and can almost never be told otherwise. As they are masters of every subject.
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Goodnight everyone. Ive only played for an hour and this is the most fun ive had in a long time playing videogames
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>>169574892
They probably figure that if they don't do so, they can stay under the radar for buying the game early.
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>>169574968
FUCK YOU
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>>169574951
awesome thank you, anon.

too bad our phones can't just spoof them.

i imagine an app that has images of all the amiibos on tiles and you just select which one you want and it goes fullscreen with a picture of the amiibo and you just tap your phone and go.

that would be so rad.
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>>169574892
They are doing it for attention anon, even if they know leaking the tik wouldn't get them in trouble, they just want to wave they game at your face and spoil it all for you just so you give them attention.
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1.
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>>169574971
That could be a legit reason. If they haven´t posted pictures of the game with receipt. It doesn't take a a 2nd degree education to notice they just like to attention whore an early game.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs
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>>>/v/368767256
Or, for the lazy:

>Or, for example, here's the complete FST (filesystem) dump for the update: http://pasteguru.com/149654 -- and that's *definitely* not complete, though there's no way to know exactly what's missing.
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Fucking selfish moralfag

https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/5wfr23/update_of_the_post_yesterday_about_the_game_being/
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>>169574971
It's not illegal to buy a game early.
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>>169575032
I could forgive not dumping the tik. But knowing they fucked any chance of an early copy and still brag they got the game is just being a scum.
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>>169575074
Oh, but of course they do. But anonymous words mean nothing, and wouldn't 'convict' them like they're worried about.
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>>169575032
Bit too convenient excuse, cashier sold to him then told him they won't sell to him anymore. I smell bs.
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>Just to be clear so people stop messaging me: I am not releasing the tik so please stop asking!

FUCK
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Downvote all his posts
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>>169575203
the guy is such a huge faggot
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It's funny how useless the ISO sites have been during all of this too.
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>>169575230
I don't have a reddit account
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>>169575117
>People that won't help ME pirate things are selfish. I can't believe they won't think about ME.
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Shit I was going to go to bed, but now I can't sleep thanks to how angry I am with the moralfag.
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>>169575252
I do, I gotcha senpai.
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DOWNVOTE ALL HIS POSTS FUCKIN NORMIE MORALFAG
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>>169575147
But this is exactly what they want, get the game early so they can spoil it and get attention and more importantly, they also do it to ruin any chance for people getting spoiled by those attention-whores to get their hands on the game early as well.

Stop giving them attention.
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>>169575261

>breaking release date and bragging about it for Muh Upboats :^)
>EW, PIRATES ARE IMMORAL
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>>169575230
He'll just going to laugh it off. It won't be of any help.
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Ok, I checked the stor of that guy, he gone to the same mediapart than the girl https://www.reddit.com/r/wiiu/comments/5wf58f/media_markt_netherlands_sells_already_zelda/de9pttc/

So when he got the game magically the cachier decide to pull the game out? after he bought it? BS
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>>169575326
Not if you keep doing it every so often post-leak, if you were going to browse there anyway might as well remind them how much of a faggot they are.
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>>169575305
He says he wants to do an AMA so people can ask him about the game, but he won't let people play it for themselves, and simultaneously got the only known store that leaks to take away their copies

Massive attention whore

Downvote him as much as possible
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>>169575326
it'll show him how many people he's pissing off tho
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ask if needs to download a update before booting
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>>169575326
This, the only thing that works with attention-whore is ignoring them. Ignore them and they reach the same level of frustration we feel right now, if not even more.
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>>169575261
KYS
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>>169575032
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YOU REDDIT
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REDDIT WINS AGAIN
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>>169575417
he got called out for his faggotry and exposed for being a liar.
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>>169575417
>https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/5wfr23/update_of_the_post_yesterday_about_the_game_being/
Ask them post pictures the receipt we know they got it
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>>169575375
>He says he wants to do an AMA so people can ask him about the game
Yeah, well, I didn't see him answering a *single* question about how the game actually runs. Just how he got it, how he won't share the tik and how it's useless to try to get it where he got it.
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he's gonna get dox
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Holy shit I was away for 3 days and you still don't have the tik?
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Reddit needs to pay, this is war.
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>>169575496
LUL
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>>169575496

He has his grandmother listed.
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>>169575530
no, some faggot on reddit got it but won't dump the tik
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>>169575530
Normalfag attention-whores won't share it, but shared their receipts and contacted nintendo to make sure no-one else will get the game early.
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Just saw that a news outlet contacted mediamarkt this morning and they denied having it on the selves early xD
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>>169575496
yeah, let's doxx the shit out of him and harass him into leaking the tik /s
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>>169575496

This kid is a special kind of idiot, bragging about it like that. He's fucking us all over big time
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this guy comes up to ur store and hides all the copies what do /vg/?
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Don't even though why I come to this thread. It's made me progressively more mad over the last week.
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>>169575496
someone please satisfy my urge and do something about his Facebook ?

I will offer dick in return.
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This is getting ridiculous that's the 4th normie who got the game, show it off and won't share tik. We've really bad luck.
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>>169575591
tell him to fuck off because he's underage
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Stay mad virgins
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I'm done , fuck this normies
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>>169575637
Whoa, is this... The beauty of the white race?
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>>169575637
he's kinda hot
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Say it with me.
Fuck normies.
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stop it, I can only get this triggered
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>>169575591
>>169575637
this goy is ugly as fuck. jesus christ.
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>>169575637
>gf
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>>169575591
Post it linked in his reddit comments nicely asking about the .tik

Don't threaten

He will see it and worry on his own

I will upvote with me accounts
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AAAAAAHAHA, everyone with the Wii U version, should burn in hell for not sharing it with this lovely community of ours, I already have over 1000$ worth of Switch preorders, my Wii U has collected dust since early 2013, PLEASE, fix it.
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>>169575695

FUCK NORMIES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>169575732
Come on, harassing this effeminate fat guy won't lead us anywhere. Someone else might be able to get this.
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>>169575732
Someone do this
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>>169575591
>>169575637
He looks exactly like the kind of cunt that would do something like this.
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>>169575718
Genus !
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>>169575732
If we do get him to post it, we gonna report his full name and evidence of him having the game and leaking it to Nintendo?

As a joke, haha. What's the worst that could happen to him? Haha.
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It's the Deutsche girl all over again.
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since when did /zlg/ become /r9k/
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>>169575775
go away, him. get ready 2 get rekt.
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>>169575780
Well yeah when you're an ugly unlikable fuck you gotta get something to lord over people for attention.
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>>169575861
At most he will just play the victim and delete his account. I doubt he'll ever leak it, just like the other girl.
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>>169575834
Nothing. He made a legal purchase.
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>>169575834
Literally nothing would happen to him. Why you guys want to harass the autist? I bet he doesn't even know to launch the web browser on his Wii U to dump the tik, let alone taking the SD card out and connecting it to the PC.
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>>169575883
but if we say he leaked it. ;)
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>>169575087
Apparently the whole thing didn't even paste there.

This is definitely not what you're supposed to use diffchecker for, but whatever, it has no upper limit on text: https://www.diffchecker.com/TCxjIUj9
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I just wanted to demo it before the Switch since Nintendo thinks my country isn't even worth their spit.
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>4Chan harassing some dude because he got a game early and won't break the law so you can all enjoy Hyrule
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>>169575883
>>169575905
Look up the nsmb wii leaker.
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>>169575909
It literally doesn't matter its a file he extracted from a disk he bought. Not illegal in anyway to possess or share it
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On the plus side, at least one of us didnt get the game and start bragging about having the .tik but won't release it.
That's a positive, r-right guys?
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>>169575925

in fairness, he shouldn't have done a thing he couldn't have possibly known we wouldn't like.
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>>169575969
um yes it is... it would be distributing copyrighted material. you fucking goof ball.
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>>169575929
this is different, it's a tik file
even just the code
he could post it here on public wifi and it'd be over
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>>169575981
why should someone on Reddit care about what you guys like? You're brigading his thread because he won't break the law, WTF is wrong with you?
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>>169575925
NIGGA IT NO BREAKING LAW
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>>169575969
Get the fuck out Stallman
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>>169575929
I doubt that would repeat though, Nintendo wants to burry the Wii U, if they gave a fuck about it they would've released a new update that would fuck the exploits, like they did on 3DS.
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>>169575981
>he couldn't have possibly known
Why does this remind me of the idiots who climb into the exhibits of dangerous animals at zoos and then are surprised the animal wants to kill them.
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>>169576004
A hex number is not copyrighted. It's not illegal to share a hex number you fucking retards.
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>>169576035
wtf wrong with you be on a thread about pirating of you don't like it?
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>>169576086
I'm pretty sure it's not perfectly legal either
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>>169576018
>>169575969
>>169576037
>>169576086

yes it is. saying a hex file isn't copyrighted is literally the most retarded thing you could possibly say.

it is part of the code for the game, which is copyrighted. it is illegal to share any portion of the files contained on the disc of the game.

i don't care, i want it to leak. but you gotta get real, if someone leaked the tik that is absolutely copyright infringement and if they weren't careful when leaking nintendo absolutely would have a case against them.
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The material in question is definitely part of copyrighted material itself. Just because you pick through it doesn't mean it's suddenly become it's own entity.

I want the leak. But I'm not going to say it's legal.

Just upload the .tik from McDonalds Wifi or some shit with a disposable phone. Done deed.
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>>169576086
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AACS_encryption_key_controversy
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>>169576116
I too want the ticket, but I'll stay civil.
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>>169576157
"1" I said one, some game has a code that has a number 1, take me away boys.
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>>169576124
illegal numbers are a grey area, you could have the key printed onto one of those banners planes drag behind them and fuckall will happen to you while it flutters in the wind.
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I should just probably sleep, right?
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>>169576157
i never fucking said it wasn't
it's factual information that if the code is distributed under public domain on an anonymous site that it would be near impossible to trace back
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>>169575925
Somehow I doubt his concern is legal trouble when he's told the store to stop selling them, is incessantly bragging about it, and plans to do an AMA

No one is harassing the girl from Facebook, because she wasn't acting like a fucking cunt about it.
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>>169576241
>17
Yeah get the some rest.
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>>169576241
Yep, no need to wake up until release date.
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>>169576241
yeah the tik won't be here for another couple of days anyway
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>>169576241
You should even consider yourself lucky to be able to sleep to make time pass.
European here who just woke up, today is going to be torture
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Do you think you could share the hex but block out a few characters so people have to bruteforce it?
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>>169576241
Yep, nothing happening today.
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No more posts, he's probably playing the game.
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What if he posted the hex value with the last 6 digits omitted?

Would he be sued then?
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>>169576237
you're completely missing the point. using your logic nothing ever could be copyright infringement.

maybe you should be a copyright lawyer.

or go to bed.
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>>169576124
It is. It's a hex number. Keys are not illegal to share.
>>169576190
"Eric GoldmanatSanta Clara University's High Tech Law Institute noted that the illegality of putting the code up is questionable (thatSection 230 of the Communications Decency Actmay protect the provider when the material itself is not copyrighted), although continuing to allow posting of the key may be "risky","
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I'll come back after y'all aren't at these levels of autism
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Someone give me the rundown on what's happening and I'll develop a GUI that will track his mac and cheese address and give us the id number of his ticket which will then in turn let us have access to his kernel mainframe
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I'm actually amazed it hasn't leaked yet. There's people getting it early, there's already leaked footage of cutscenes from people's tvs, its just odd, considering this is one of the biggest releases in ages.
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>>169576297
>European here who just woke up, today is going to be torture
I'm glad I waited to get a cheap second-hand wii u. At least I have xenoblade to keep me up until the leak.
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>this general
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Hack him. The person. Control him to do it. There must be some kind of exploit or something
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>>169576339
Its because the only people getting their hands on it are youtubers and normies.
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>>169576209
Well, let me reassure that more than 90% this thread, people are not doing it (the threats). Do be like BGAtemp ho think every single line we're saying we will do it, lol
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>>169576320
I'd sue him for that torture
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>>169576339
Its the beginning of the day, we still haven't gotten to workfag hours where people have stated they might be able to convince their bosses. Odds are high that it will leak today but it will still most likely leak early
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>>169576339
moral of the story: FUCK NORMIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AAO92foBwA
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>>169576339
I'm pretty sure all the video leaks are from people with the Switch version, and people are only getting their hands on the Wii U version the last couple of days. I think we'll have it in the next 24 hours.
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The guy who's teasing it left an earlier message that he waited outside until the shop we KNEW would have it opened up, and he got it. Did nobody really do the same thing? Don't we have people here that are also from where it leaked?
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>>169576339
Because normies and youtuber are willing to spoil the game to everybody for a little attention. They genuinely believe that allowing people to play the game early as well would be actual spoil though.
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>>169576391
La chancla khey
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>>169576329
So never...
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>>169576457
>Don't we have people here that are also from where it leaked?
Apparently not.
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>>169576457
Dutchfags failed us. :(
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>>169576447
How does he even know it's from 4chan? Does he think other communities have saints or what ?
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>>169576447
Being real here, I guess if you told him the steps to leaking and that giving it to you would appease the 4chan wrath it would save him from having his info leaked online by someone or similar?

Just a thought.

You know, reverse something or other, kind of maybe?
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>>169576447
Good fuck em. At least he isn't attention whoring with it now.
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Do you know why serial killers exist? It's because of Moralfags like him.
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>>169576528
This, I'm pretty sure much of the threats aren't even coming from regular 4chan users.
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>>169576528
this thread isn't a secret
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Honestly he should have just posted the .tik and remained anonymous. Not really that hard.
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>>169576550
Already tried that.he said he wouldn't do it.
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I'm outside his house, what do
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>>169576457
People have jobs dude. You can not wait infront of that store till it opens
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>>169576602
Bingo, if he hadn't attention whored we would be playing and he wouldn't be doomed. There's still time if he wants a normal life.
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This kids is why you don't go bragging on the internet about something that everybody wants
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He's actually deleted the post now FUCKED IT!
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>>169576638
Break in and steal it
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>>169576602
Then he wouldn't enjoy the attention anymore, he just wanted to keep bitching about how he has the game early, has the ability to share it but he won't cause he's a moralfag.
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>>169576591
Yet receiving a negative pm from random user... unless that user told him he is from here... oh well whatever.
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>>169576638
Grab tik and run.
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>>169576602
It's difficult for normies because they get zero attention from that and even think of it as wrong.
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>>169576602
Yeah but for a dumb stupid moralfag, keeping the game to yourself and not letting other people have fun is the right thing to do
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>>169576528
you guys are pretty autistic for this, it comes out in 3 days, do you guys not have anything to do
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>>169576674
moralfag who is happy to purchase something knowing full well he shouldn't have it. And then even has the gall to brag about it. Dem strong morals brah
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>>169576716
Not really no.
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How come Pokefags are able to leak both versions of a game 2 weeks early but anyone else fails horribly?
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>>169576716
Say the guy who try to lecture us.
What are you doing here?
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Good job Discord boys.
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>>169576745
Please save us.
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>>169576768
I came here to make fun of you from /v/
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>>169576757
Because Pokemon is way more mainstream than TLoZ.
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>>169576716
I do have stuff to do and don't mind waiting, but I still want to know if the leak happens.
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HOW THE FUCK HAS IT NOT LEAKED YET EVERY FUCKING STORE HAS SHIPMENTS
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why the fuck those copies ended up with normies?
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>>169576757
pokefags have their own board, anon.
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>>169576716
Well, you are here :S
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>>.169576784
Enjoy yourself faggot
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>>169576757
a lot more people have 3DS systems

wii u has way less and isn't as portable, plus the hacking isn't as well known

Pokefags have a lot more hype behind game releases too
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I'm excited for the leak in the coming few days.

Anyone else feel this way? There's no rush. I'm just excited to play the game and any time ahead of schedule I will consider a gift to us.
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>>169576796
Go buy it and leak it then.

>>169576757
Nintendo played wise and shipped the wii u version at the very last moment. Also they only provided switch versions to reviewers and youtubers.
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4chan shit, scene dead, no zelda for us
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>>169576863
If I could go outside do you think I would be posting on 4chan
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>>169576857
NO, I need it NOW
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USA DUMP 20 MINS (:

-OGamerz
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>>169576857
the sooner i get the game, the sooner i can shut the computer off and hide from spoilers
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>>169576962
Fuck off
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55 minutes till I go to classes. My free weekend is over. Game didn't leak in time.
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>>169576979
YOU ARE BANNED FROM CHATBOX! (:
-OGamerz
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>>169576962
Again you??
GTFO
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Let's leave it at this, the kid just wanted to play the game and got excited.

Let's move on with our lives and wait a few hours as someone else might have a copy.
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>>169576962
you mean 5 hours right?
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>>169576967
link is reborn in this game from dying 100 years ago

he died because he was the hero

timeline and worlds are now connected

gotem
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>>169576979
Chatbox ban 4 u (:
:)

-OGamerz
>>
There's really something fishy about this Wii U release. I remember Xbox 360 and PS3 games would get released by scene groups like 1 week earlier than release date, especially for big titles. I remember a Halo, not sure which one, was leaked 1 month earlier and we can't get a god damn 32 characters string to play this seemingly GOTY game (according to reviews).
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Could someone give me a mega link to a loadiine version of this game ?

Thanks you
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>>169577082
Are you retarded?
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>>169577053
It's a really high profile game, like major.
I think everyone's scared.
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>>169577082
Without tik, there's isn't one.
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>>169577082

Consider suicide!
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>>169577082
nice prank, budders
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>>169577017
If he wanted to play the game he wouldn't be posting it publicly in several reddits. He was being an attention whore and knowing exactly what he was doing. It just also happens people called him out for being a bitch.
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>>169577104
I would understand that would be the case if it was the Switch version, but I doubt Nintendo gives a damn about Wii U anymore.
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>>169577082
sent ;)
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>>169577017
They are pretending to be somebody else.

This shit is looping too fast already.
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Is the game back up on CDN yet?
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>>169577210
he locked it down
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>>169577017
He wanted attention, we're giving him what he wants. He was taught how to dump the tik 13 hours ago. He's getting what he wanted.
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>>169576716
kys
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>>169577053
Nintendo are being anal about it, that's probably the main reason.
Probably giving strict directions to retailers and all that.
I'm completely pulling this out of my ass but Nintendo has been acting very proud and autistic about everything these last few years that I can't think of another reason.
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>>169577126
This. Threats and RL harassment is too much, but he deserved some of the bantz for being a faggot attention-whore.
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>>169577221
Nope http://ccs.cdn.wup.shop.nintendo.net/ccs/download/00050000101C9500/tmd
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>>169577126
I don't disagree, I really don't.
There are better ways he could have gone about this but the same could be said for our end too.

I might pop into my local game shop later to see if they'll sell it early.
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>>169577221
nope
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Can confirm, went to like 5 stores already, they all xaid theyll have shipments thursday, its only groningen that has it.
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>>169577017
hahaha
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Sorry guys, I called the only 2 videogames local shops on my city that I see on google, but one might not even exist anymore, and the other didn't have Zelda, I'm afraid.

Still I might try tomorrow, carrefour really looked like they didn't give any fucks, they even showed me the computer screen showing whats in stock or not like lmao. Gonna sleep now. Hope we find all find a leaker soon.
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>>169577253
>>169577269
Damn. /thursday/ at the best it is then.
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>>169577246
Yeah, well threats were taking it too far Im not disagreeing.
>>169577256
Well best of luck to you anon, Im sure everyone here hopes for the best with you too.
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>>169577053
>>169577245
go look at the frequency of Nintendo scene releases

https://predb.me/?cats=games-nintendo

the scene doesn't give two fucks about the WiiU.
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>>169576716

no. I'm unemployed and bored.
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>>169577363
There's like one game every two months coming out on Wii U so not really their fault
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>>169577353
you're a hero in our books, spaniard. you've done your best to make the world a better place
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>>169577353
Enjoy your sleep and thanks for trying Spainbro!
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>>169577443
I fucking you if the game has japanese voices (S77x on reddit) and you gave no answer.
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>>169577443
proof or shut up retard
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>>169577443
nice me.me
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Japanese voices, english sub, Wii U, Answer, please.
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>>169577353
It's the thought that counts SpainFriend <3
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>>169577443
Calling mediamarkt shady :') you aint the real fag, you're just some random fag
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Can someone update me on what's happening ?
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>>169577558
That's what I keep asking, but I think that guy is just bait.
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>>169577443
Don't trust him i'm the real Bit- 1150
!!!!
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Probably.
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>>169577589
It's a rollercoaster of normies and attention whores getting the game early and not sharing, best and safest bet is the release date.
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Spanish here! I have try in MediaMarkt but nothing. This afternoon I will try in other shops in my city
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So is it confirmed that this is just a spoiler thread now with no intention of trying to actually play the game?
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>>169577558
It was already confirmed that the language of the game depends on your console's region settings and that changing them will affect the language directly, however you cannot choose to display say English subtitles with Japanese audio.
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>>169577589
nothing special, another normie just got the game again and won't share it. That's it.
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everyone is bit-1150 you just have to beliiiiiiieve
(and also not dump tik files because that's immoral)
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>>169577589
Someone robbed a store and got a copy. He's ripping the .tik file using a WiiU stored under a vending machine while trying to stall for time since he's tethering using 3G data.

It's pretty tense. Upload should be done in about 4 hours. Stay posted for more info.
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>>169577716
Good old Vendorbro
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>>169576994
I know that feel.
Enjoy the game everyone, I'm sure it'll leak today.
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BelgiumFag here, went to a mediamarkt today, an employee said it may ne available today or Tomorrow
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>>169577716
Killed me.
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>>169577716
same guy robbed a phone, called me and told me it was actually 5 hours
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I'm bored and since no botw tik, I'll try out Wind Waker. Is it any good?
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>>169577690
> to try and play the game

how the fuck do you think we'll do that? take how much you're able to/willing to steal or upload a copy of BotW and now you have 99% other people in this fucking thread.

You're not going to brute force the fucking game key
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>>169577443
>Faggot trying to get people to troll some poor retard on facebook because they are butthurt.

I warned you cucks.
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>>169577779
>cemu
KYS
>>
New thread?

Whoever makes it should include this in the OP
https://twitter.com/WiiUbru/status/834595647168839683
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>>169577779
It's good, if a bit basic. Wii U version kind of fucks with the art style by adding shit loads of bloom but it still looks nice.
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>>169577779
CEMU kek
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>>169577779

Its hilarious that the only thing that works well on CEMU is HD ports of games already able to be emulated, and people are thinking they're going to be able to play BOTW on it when it leaks.
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>>169577869
when there is demand, there will always be a way
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>>169577869
Xenoblade, Smash, both Bayonettas, Captain Toad all run pretty well.
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>>169577869
Are people that dumb? They are waiting for the tik to play it on CEMU? The game is probably heavily optimized and uses most of the tricks Wii U can pull, I doubt CEMU will even display it properly.
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My media markt doesn't have it, fucking faggots
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I don't imagine the game is going to run well on CEMU since they haven't had anything to test with, unless they have their own BoTW Wii U copy and aren't sharing that key, either. But I doubt that would happen.
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>>169577892
Yeah in like 4-6 months, not on release.
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>>169577869
Mario Kart runs pretty flawlessly and as does Smash.
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>>169577939
but muh I haev no money for Wii U!!!!!
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>>169577947
just wait for a few weeks, the dev is really good
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>>169577850
I tried the gamecube one in dolphin with hypatia's hd textures but the retarded backwards joystick is too annoying and the wii u one still looks pretty nice
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>>169577950
you underestimate what the Internet can do buddy
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The games being mentioned for CEMU have been heavily worked on to be supported over a period of months. Each game has to be catered to separately. Breath of the Wild is no exception.
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>>169577850
really? I played WW on dolphin until getting mastersword, then it crashed my save and I don´t wanted to play anymore.
Played through the WiiU vers. and loved it. The game looks fucking nice, but how was the artstyle fucked? It looked quite nice/better imho
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>>169578083
Funny how NSMBU looks like shit on it given it's a 2D launch title so should have needed very little work in the first place.
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how do i get the old fart to give me the sword
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>>169577869
>i'm here waiting for the game to be playable illegally but fuck anyone who hasn't wasted his money on this dead console

I own a Wii U but I will play BOTW on cemu as soon as it is possible, fuck this console
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>>169578117
71.5 hours till the 3rd in New Zealand
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>cemu
>falling for a meme
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>>169578139
wtf you're talking about?
the game runs perfectly
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>>169578215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUlDdoK2Nu0&feature=youtu.be
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no leak until thursday boys! go get the bleach
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Guys, I live in the Netherlands and the store that was known to be selling the game early sold me one. I'm dumping when I get ETA 30 minutes. I wish I had known about this store sooner it's so close to me.
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>>169578208
>implying sheepfuckers know how to leak a tik
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>>169577832
We're not even on page ten, you fucking retard.

And threads last for like 2 hours after hitting page 10
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>>169578278
Proof?! That's and old pic
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>>169578278
Dude, that's the Netherlands girl's photo, try harder.
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>>169578278
Fake and gay

Old pic
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>>169578278
old!
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That's a cropped old photo bruh.
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>>169578278
Time to get hyped?
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>>169578187

???

How the fuck did you get that out of what I said? I'm saying people waiting here with us that don't have a wiiu and that want to use CEMU are fucking idiots, because it won't run well, if at all.

Like people have already said, each game has to be specifically tailored to. It'll be a couple of weeks to months till its good enough.
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>>169578278
If this is true anon, I will be eternally grateful.

Or at least, grateful for a few months while I play the game. You know how it is.
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>>169578278
HOLY SWORD
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>>169578304
Well then it's 73.5 hours till FUCKING AUSTRALIA
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>>169578278
Show the back cover if you're real :P
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>>169578072
I don't see how people on the internet can contribute to Cemu development, especially since it's closed source IIRC.
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>>169572213
>>169578278
stfu, little faggot.
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>>169578486
funding their patreon duh
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>>169578523
1 patron = 1 fps
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>>169578592
i guess they only need 10 to get botw running then
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>>169578523
If $5,962 a month isn't enough to get titles working moments from release I don't see how more money will affect anything.
You'll get botw on Cemu, just not in a decent playable state until a few months down the road.
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>>169578641
>siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick burrrrrrrrrrrrrn
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>>169578649
more money more people they can recruit, we can people working around the clock 24/7
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>>169578592
Boy, BoTW is going to play great at 1041 fps!
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Why have we been cucked so many times. Is this some kind of divine punishment? Meme magic? Why is it happening?
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Hypothetically if someone was at work and their college had a copy delivered early could they hypothetically do anything with just a PC and no access to a WiiU?
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>>169578812
yes and yes
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>>169578815
No.
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>>169578815
No
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>>169578815
he could buy a wii u from some store with a dank return policy then return it after the deed was done.
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>>169578812
No one here will actually biy the game on Wii U, that's why
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>>169578860
Oh. Hypothetically never mind then.
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>everytime I post in a thread it dies with no replies
>has been going on for years
>follow a leak for the first time
>it still hasn't leaked four days from release

Guys, I think it might be my fault, I'm sorry
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>>169578939
Leave this thread right now
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>>169578939
Leave this place, and never return...
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>>169578939
Fuck you.
>>
Message for the haters (:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4CGZRAHIPw

USA DUMP. 10 MINS. SATIFACTION GURANTED!

-OGamerz
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>>169579008
Really really? Like, screen cap the uploading process, really.
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>>169579008
my hero
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>>169579067
I will put on chatbox. (:

No swearing. I will ban you.

-OGamerz
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>>169579008

Someone must be really fucking bored to be imitating some random wiiuiso guy for 3 days straight.
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>>169579170
vendingmachinefag was a thing
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>>169579170
Stop talking shit, he will ban u
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>>169579170
Banned from chatbox (:

-OGamerz
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>>169579170
Some people, amirite
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>>169579202
atleast he was funny
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>>169579008
THANK YOU
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>>169579202
That was at least kind of clever and a wild ride.
This one is just an autistic sperg
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>>169579008
Thanks OGamerz!

>>169579170
What do you mean?

-OGamerz No2 Fan
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New thread when? Bump limit was reached hours ago
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>>169579220
Fuck off neckbeard
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hey ppl do we have a tik yet?
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>>169577558
Cafiine
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>>169579008
You da best!

ignore the h8rs!
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>>169579281
yep sent ;)
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>>169579280
YOU'VE BEEN BANNED
REEEEEEEEE
GET OUT
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>>169579280
Lifetime ban from chatbox

I will ban all day if I have to (:

-OGamerz
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>>169579280
oi back off
>>
Chatbox what?
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>>169579271
Well we're a couple of hours away from getting pruned, so in a couple of hours you fucking sperg
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Ladies and gentlemen, I finally have the game. In exactly five (5) hours the dump will be uploaded and you all can finally rest easy.
>>
finally we got it.

Though the day would never come
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>>169579401
We are blessed
>>
Nigga you can't ban anyone LUL
>>
Good morning where is tik
>>
I'm not boarding the hype train again until I have visual proof beyond a picture of a box or disc.
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>>169579382
Banned from chatbox (:

-OGamerz
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>>169579401
Thanks man, I was just about to sleep too lol. Guess I'll make coffee.
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>>169579457
Reported ;)
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wtf some giant ass bird just stole my sister
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left the hypetrain and gonna put myself to rest now, good night boys
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No chance we could get the ticket uploaded before then?
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>>169579458
It's right here fucko.
Send me a PM and I'll give you the link.
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INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO DUMP THE TIK IF SOMEONE NEEDS THEM https://twitter.com/WiiUbru/status/834595647168839683
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>>169579280
No Google Drive download for you. Enjoy Rapidgator.

-Ottawa_Gamerz No2 Fan
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>>169579457
Banned from chatbox. (:

Have a nice day

-OGamerz
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>>169579503
>>169579503
>>169579503
New thread
>>169579503
>>169579503
>>169579503
>>
I'm being serious when I say this, I have the game, how do I dump the tik thing or w/e. I don't have a hacked WiiU, it's on the latest update. Can anyone help?
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loom at this for how to dump the tik https://twitter.com/WiiUbru/status/834595647168839683
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>>169579575
Use this:

>>169579525
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>>169579575
Post a pic of the disc then.
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>>169579575
http://wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/
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>>169579575
just go to this website on your wii u
http://wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/
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>>169579575
Anon please
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>>169579575
Fuck off
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I'm trying the dump but my wiiu isn't responding anymore ? Just a blackscreen ?????
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>>169579748
reset your console and try again
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>>169579575
INSTRUCTIONS
https://twitter.com/WiiUbru/status/834595647168839683
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>>169579748
"Wait about ~15 to 90 seconds after proceeding. If your Wii U freezes completely white while loading, try again."
>>
Screen of boxart or get out
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>>169579748
EU or US-Version? Would be very thankful!
>>
I've tried it 3 times now and it just keeps crashing, I give up.
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>>169579910
No, you're just a fucking liar. Kys please
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>>169579910
Nah you're a a faggot
>>
check your sd card for new files
>>
HOPE
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>>169579910
Do you have a formatted SD-Card in your Wii U?
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>>169579486
Fuck you bitch
>>
needs fat32 formatted sd in sd card slot
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>>169579928
>>169579934
I'm sorry guys, I don't have all day to mess around with some website that doesn't even work.

Hope you guys get the game soon, it's pretty fun.
>>
thank you dumping it now
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>>169580028
You're fooling literally nobody. We've been rused about 50 times
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>>169579910
Do you have the latest software update?

Go here with SD card inserted: http://wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/
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>>169580028
LUL you haven't even fucking played it retard
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>>169580028
Hmm do you guys smell that?? It's smells like bullshit!
>>
"Website that doesn't even work."

Right.
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>>169580028
Hope you do too it actually is retard
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>>169580028
>>
>>169580028
>people will fall for this
>>
Look what I got :P


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX2DQSMabgM
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>>169580267
old as fuck you retard
>>
>>169580267
Old.
>>
>>169580267
was posted in neogaf by the original user 12 hours ago, faggot
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>>169580267
Old
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>>169580417
old and fake
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>>169580417
Older.
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OK so I'm trying to see if I can get the key. I'm working for a shop in France and we've received our shipments this morning and I'll see if tomorrow I can dump it, we have a playable Wii U available for our customers and I'll take a SD card from my house to try tik2sd (unfortunately I don't have SD card for today :( ).

BTW I'll keep my identity secret and I'll do not share the key under this name so don't not reclaim any picture or whatever else, just keep an eye tomorrow :)
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>>169580494
>tomorrow
Nobody cares. It'll be in every store tomorrow, and someone will dump it.
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>>169580494
Have a friend run you a 2GB SD.
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>>169580494
PLEASE!!!
>>
twitch jjed11
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>>169580494
Try to go over there instead, it might be faster if you live near.
>>
Just did the first dungeon and holy fuck was it awesome. So far this game is best ive played this generation
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It's lunchtime soon, I'm sure some manager will dump it.
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>>169580736
ok
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you lie this zelda has no dungeons. only small test room puzzles
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>>169580417
I dunno you guy, this dude looks trustworthy
>>
>>169580417
I paid for that game day one

will never buy stuff day one again again
>>
A livestream of the game
>>
where is that so called leaker?
>>
No dungeons. were did you hear that?
>>
>>169581164
where
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>>169581164
>>169581220

It's just old footage, don't be tricked anons
>>
he have the game: https://twitter.com/hitmondan

Ask him for the tik
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>>169581494
Old as of 3-5 hours ago.
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>>169581494
we already saw that, faggot. nice crop
>>
Troll scumbags posting photo's and so called info to get famous. nobody will remember these losers
>>
i don't know if any of you niggers care but story of seasons finally dropped.

https://mega.nz/#!f0Q0FTaL!vorWd1UZu_4pDJcO-c31kUcL_OxvAv4-cLGvykXL5S4

to ease the pain until zelda arrives.
>>
fyi im also a troll scumbag
>>
get the fuck out of here with that 3ds story of seasons. if i want to be a farmer i will move to poland
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HOLY SHIT, CHECK YOU'RE SD CARDS RIGHT NOW. IT'S HAPPENING.
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>>169581672
>story of seasons
literally nobody gives a fuck
>>
I cant believe that a fucking MediaMarkt IS/was selling the game and no one from here bought It :S
>>
what? where? how? who? ..
go suck a dick troll!
>>
>>169582048
>https://twitter.com/hitmondan
Uh? This means nothing in all actuality.
>>
They sell it too at Paris in a shop called Trader Games. Expect the dump in couple of hours
>>
i hope mediamarkt gets out of bussiness.they only hire white people, crazy NAZI store. nintendo should sue them dry.
>>
Estimated Delivery:
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
By End of Day
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>>169582203
Any proof? Of them selling the game.
>>
Is there a new post? Link?
>>
>>169582445
Refer to this
>>169579549
>>
Your savior has arrived
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8bzgd41jhx...title.tik?dl=0
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>>169582969
the link is broken faggot
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>>169582969
>https://www.dropbox.com/s/8bzgd41jhx...title.tik?dl=0
not found =/
>>
>>169582203
Are you sure ???
>>
dont download tiks from any links. if there really have the tik, paste the title key, its just as useful, and a string of text can't have a virus.
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>>169582969
??????????
>>
>>169582203
If it's true i will buy it today but i need a confirmation
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>>169582969
You copy pasted the short link faggot, look at the ...
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>>169582969
>https://www.dropbox.com/s/8bzgd41jhx
I actually have the full link in my browser history so I guess it's also fake as I've tested pretty much every tik posted here

https://www.dropbox.com/s/8bzgd41jhxpesca/title .tik?dl=0
>>
Good morning where is tik
>>
Doubt it's real but I found this https://www.instagram.com/p/BRA8weLh9V_/?tagged=d78a34d97dc1964083650aeeb44f547e&hl=en
>>
>>169582203
>>169584258
And upload the tik !!!
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