/zlg/ - Zelda Leak General

tik tonight

NO FOOTFAGS ALLOWED

I just entered Monday on my timezone.

IT'S HAPPENING

First for Maho-tan

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where da tik

Australian anons hurry up

>>169546461

Cheer up, OP, I've made 5 or 6 of them over the past few days.

Perubro really let us down.

https://samurai.ctr.shop.nintendo.net/samurai/ws/DE/title/20010000026089

It wont be dumped because let's face it , no one has the courage to risk himself getting sued for a bunch of autistic teens.

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AUSTRALIANS GO TO STORES NOW!

>>169546705
delete this

>>169546746

I mean, it's real easy to not get caught if you don't shit around asking for e-fame like a faggot.

>>169546696
><ticket_available>false</ticket_available>

suffering

Can someone tell me how I get dlc loaded on Loadiine?

I'm clairvoyant, I can try to guess the key.

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ZZZzzz...

>>169546696
what is this?

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>>169546595

>>169546840

the fear of getting caught is still there mate.

>>169546851
The answer is still no.
Stop.
Using.
Loadiine.

>>169546942

If someone's that crazy about it, you can buy a shitty smartphone from wal-mart or whatever your country's equivalent is, for like 20-40 bucks. Hook up to public wifi, dump the .tik, and snap the phone.

>>169546980
Hwhat do I use instead?

i can't take this anymore

>>169546980

No. It works.

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If the tik doesnt drop today im just gonna preorder the digital copy and forget about it till the 3.
What a fucking waste of time.

Ausfags get ur shit together, you of all people have to prove yourselves you are something more than a despicable bunch of lazy trolls

>>169546840
Can you elaborate why there is no dump yet ?

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>>169547146

ha ha ha ! ! ! THIEFING NIGGERS ! ! !

you will not have allowance to play zelda , even with "encrypter key" ! ! !

we make very sure you pirate dog fuck bastard not steal zelda and play use "homebrew method" you use to steal other game ! ! ! ha ha ha ! ! THIEF BASTARD ! !

you wait march 3 and BUY game to play zelda ! ! !

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Midna is my bride

Does BotW have romance options?

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https://twitter.com/SciresM/status/836043633342070784

I'm australian, why should I go to the shops?
Is it on the shelves or something?

>>169547190

Because everyone who has a copy is either a normiefag or 'troll'. I also don't think that there are as many copies popping up in the wild as the hype suggests. We know of one person, confirmed by a picture of the disk/case/video of the game being played. Literally no one else has provided hard physical evidence.

>>169547296
what a fag

>>169547262
Sorta... not really

>>169547190
Zelda fans are faggots, simple as that.

>>169547345
>https://twitter.com/SciresM/status/836043633342070784
Anon, if these were at all useful to you, I would have posted them here.

...you do realize I browse /vg/, yeah?

>>169547356
It's in the back rooms of shops

How about we at least make this thread enjoyable, and post ass&titties instead of feet

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
.TIK WHENNNNN

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>>169545670
This retarded faggot though

>>169546696
>10.56 GB

eep

>>169547519
you're literally asking to be trolled

>>169547454
holy shit

>>169547296
fuk u

>>169547519
you've taken my thoughts and put them into words

>>169547345
>wath

>>169547454
>going on twitter
you do not belong here

>>169547454
Oh shit, I'm not him but I didn't think you browsed /vg/ famalam, I thought you only went to /vp/

>>169547454
thanks for working on pkhex

>>169547673
I'm in /feg/ and /hbg/ pretty regularly. I just don't use this trip when it's not relevant, for obvious reasons.

>>169547660
Scoot off back to /v/, kid

>>169547519
Do it. Repulse the foot fetish fag with bewbs.

>>169547296
No

>>169547777

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>>169547790
>/feg/
So who's your waifu Scires

>>169547817
>going on /v/
nah

>>169547790
Filtered.

>>169547585
that's not how bytes work

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>>169547519
i love ass and titties almost as much

>>169547296
stop

>tfw no tik

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>>169547585
Anon...

>>169548136
>My Teen Romantic Comedy Snafu
>Not showing using the trap

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I can't believe Maho-tan has been captured by Stratfor.

IT'S COMING OUT ON MONDAY

STOP LURKING AND GO TO SLEEP

>>169547519
I will never understand how people don't like feet

Footfags are literally autistic. The two are directly connected.

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>>169548420
It's Monday afternoon

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>>169548126
>>169548178
Yeah yeah, I trusted Google and didn't even pay enough attention to the output to realise they use base 1000.

>>169548468

He probably means Monday US Eastern time, ya autist.

>>169548468
Why the fuck aren't you hunting local shops for BOTW you nigger

>>169548468
It's like 5 am here, so that post was meant for me if I catch myself picking up my phone in bed to check the thread.

Thanks, future me.

>>169548458
Why is the area around the hole where shit comes out acceptable to enjoy but not feet?

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>>169548516
It's the right size if you take out the cert and tmd, which wouldn't be included in the game size

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>>169548587
Because I'm a shut in weeb NEET.

>>169548690
because he is gay

>>169548458
Many autists are geniuses, so it makes sense

>>169548737
Either go out and get the game or hang yourself you pathetic waste of oxygen

EU shops open in about 6 hours. Go to sleep people. It'll leak in the afternoon latest.

Hello guys! I have a question for you ! if someone got the game in his disposal ,how does one go about dumping the .tik file or whatever ?
Not saying i have it or not , i'm just asking (:

>>169548847
There's only been a thousand posts like yours and they never end up anywhere

>>169548847
https://twitter.com/WiiUbru/status/834595647168839683

>>169548847
KILL YOURSELF

>>169548847
fuck off , colfag

I'm Australian and my local target has it on the shelves but I can't afford it
What do?

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>tfw Kibo and the two strings got robbed of the oscar by yifftopia
>tfw Breath of the Wild still hasn't leaked
is there a worse feeling?

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Did I download the correct thing?

>>169548847
Hey Col

>>169548847

kill yourself, colposter

>>169548963
Try jumping off a cliff

>>169548963

kill yourself.

>>169548963
Prove it

if you prove it, i'll send you some money

>>169548963
ask centrelink for some dole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s96drQkfpPI

>>169548957
who is this col ?
Do i need an sd card ? can i dump a tik to a flash disk maybe ?

>>169549009
col yourself, killposter

>>169548963
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>169549075
need sd.

>>169549075
you need an sd card afaik

>>169549042

Careful about sending money is autistic 15 year olds.

>>169549075
KILL. YOURSELF. CULL. YOURSELF.

>>169549003
>>169549009
>>169548957
>>169549164

the fact that everyone still remember Col goes to show how much of a no life you guys have , lmao.

botw hopefully does not use gamepad right?

>>169549214
"look at me im on 4chan but i totally have a fucking life lmao"

Is Ottawa Gamerz bro still here?

Was it fake?

>>169549214
We're family here
Except you

>>169549214
wouldn't that apply to you too?

>>169549214
It's truly amazing how people are capable of remembering stuff that happened 2 or 3 days ago.

>>169549214
>how much of a no life you guys have
Nice grammar, faggot

>>169549281

Are you retarded?

It does. Obviously.

>>169549154
Welp , I only have the small size SD card , is there anyway around ?

Guys I think we're living in the bad timeline

At least your parallel self has been enjoying BotW for the past couple days

I heard you only can play it with a N64 controller, with Rumble Pack, otherwise, you're fucked up.

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reposting because no one answered and the thread is moving pretty fast. Did i download the right thing? Everyone has 280 files at 9.8gb but i have only 130 files at 9.8gb

>new people come into this general thinking they're gonna trick the poor losers waiting here with a fresh title key meme
>immediately bombarded with
>HOLY SHIT
>Fucking Australians
>Give .tik pls
>Post more feet
>title key never
>Soon :)

But then I wonder why anyone would willingly enter this hell to begin with.

>>169549356
they probably have a broken gamepad

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I think the problem is that everybody in this thread is an autist with no people skills. Normalfags could convince Walmart employees to let them buy it.

>>169549281
Pro controller compatible, so I assume it either doesn't use it or the use is so minor it's not important.

>>169549281
no gamepad use anon, you can play with a pro controller

on CEMU

>>169549393
you downloaded mario kart 8, faggot. gtfo of here

>>169549359
nigger the file is less than 1kb

>>169549359
The .tik is tiny, no need for a big card unless you have a NA version.

>>169549406
na was hoping it does not because the gamepad gimps wiiu performance

>>169549030
>>169549042
>>169549152
Ok uploading it now but please be patient as the internet in Australia isn't very good
I might take 5 hours

>>169549404
Because we all want to be playing in 5 hours.

>>169549393

You're missing more than half the tiny files probably

>>169549359

Google: assisted suicide.

.tik dumps are less than 1mb.

>>169549406

Ah I feel like an ass, that would be a bummer in that case. In interviews they have confirmed it uses the gamepad screen for stuff, sorry brother.

>>169549443
Hola Col!

>>169549393
you're missing the .h3 files
maybe you downloaded the wrong thing, or maybe you have a shitty antivirus that quarantined them

>>169549359
HOLY SHIT

Four days left and no leaks, you guys are failures.
Enjoy playing it ONE DAY early.

>>169549487
>5 hours to upload a single picture


ok m8

>>169549443
that is very unfortunate.

So how possible is it to run straight to Hyrule Castle at the start?
https://youtu.be/dSONvzQTnL0

Look at all you limp dicked faggots on here. All you do all day in and out for the past week is slobber over the prospects of STEALING a game. And not only that, you little toeragged shits think its going to be the "best game of all time" and yet you're unwilling to pay $60 for it, because you fucking despise the thought of fair payment for fair work. All those developers that honed their craft and did everything you wanted to make the perfect game, and you want to piss on their dead mother's corpses. And the worst part? Every one of you was a dumb enough little cocksucker to buy a Wii U. A shitty weak gimmick console with no good games, you invested $300 into it and helped out nintendo and it never paid off with the AAA titles that are now being delivered on Switch, and yet here you are circle jerking each other over the opportunity to play a downscaled shaderless low draw distance 15 fps version of a game on your dead console. You reward nintendo for making a shitty console. You punish nintendo for making the dream games on a good console. What does that say? You turd muppet slack jawed faggots are killing gaming. Maybe you should kill yourselves instead and do the rest of us a favor. I've already contacted Nintendo for anti-piracy and reported all stores breaking street date, and I've contacted and will continue to contact everyone on facebook who posts pictures of leaked copies and inform them of the ramifications of leaking and legal action that will be taken against them. I hope you all die painful deaths

>>169549473
When the game just mirrors the display then it doesn't cost performance.

I think that's what it does.

>>169549523
Nigga I don't care about playing early that much, I want to play it for free, I don't have money.

>>169549359
tik2sd

>>169549523
still worth it

>>169549559
kek

>>169549487
but plz gib mi tik

>>169549523
>>169549559
Seriously, I just saw this post, skimmed through.

You're a fucking faggot, like one of those gay fucking kids who scream, "Daddy! I'm cold Daddy help me daddy!" on top of wearing fucking diapers shitting and pissing yourself.

The fuck is wrong with you? Your condition alone screams how much of a fucking weak-minded faggot you are, on top of definitely having some sort of mental deficiency, I wouldn't be surprised if you were suffering from Autism.

I mean why else would you share such disgusting fucking facts about you, your diaper and your deformed dick because you wanted to be a little fucking cake boy, you disgusting depraved sexual deviant. You are no different than those disgusting freaks that jerk off to fucking animals and whatever 'furry' shit they scrounge up, going as far to fucking hump god damn inflatable pool toys for "pleasure".

Kill yourself.

NOW

>>169549559
hey dere moot

>>169549559
are you braindead? most of us just want to play it early and have a preorder

>>169549559

This was the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /zlg/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to troll or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with a leak. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on /zlg/ who doesn't go all HURR HOLY SHIT, [WHERE DA TIK XD] and LEL U STUPID FUCKING RETARD. Every fucking day in the year that I have been here have has every fucking day been leak day, with the occasional fads and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn HOLY SHIT that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of Nintendrones, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking month without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned troll post, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking board, all of you, kill your fucking selves while play your shitty BOTW. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABOSMAL HALHAL

>>169549487

kill yourself.

>>169549559

kill yourself (unfunny attempt at copy pasta)

>>169549642

kill yourself.

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>>169549679

>>169549689
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED

Is this a new trailer
https://kanzashi-movie-wup.cdn.nintendo.net/m/cfadde040edf21e575f1ac4e063c6f0d455edc388a5a3cd57c78e96224e12570.mp4

>>169549548
You can go right there if you want, the game won't stop you. Although, the enemies there will all be really strong, so you would probably just die really quickly or dodge all of them and run to the final boss. Maybe you could fight them if you dodge every attack, but who knows

>>169549689
HOLY SHIT

>>169549559
I have a Switch + BOTW pre-ordered, I just want to screw around with it without going too far in the game for the fun of it. But I have a strong feeling you're not being serious.

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>>169549720
Fuck off, you fucking shithead. I am sick and fucking tired of trying to play games online and having to deal with fucking cocksuckers like you who intentionally try to ruin the game for everyone else so that they can make an unfunny video for the rest of the degenerate shitheads. What do you get out of doing this shit? A few cheap laughs? Is it worth it? Do you sleep well at night knowing what you've done? How you've ruined the enjoyment of countless people who are just trying to have a little fun amidst the madness that is life? Go fuck yourself, kill yourself, suck a shotgun and die, you worthless piece of shit. That goes for any other shiteaters that might be lurking this thread. Fuck off.

>>169549689
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>>169549689

>>169549689
That's too long and isn't even hexadecimal. Try harder, faggot.

>>169549697

I'd say kill yourself, but I mean you sound two steps out of the noose already so god speed.

>>169549753
I think so

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>>169549595
>>169549642
>>169549670
>>169549679
>>169549720
>>169549773
>>169549881

>giving that shitty bait (You)s

>>169549720
kill yourself

>>169549734
You just love doing this, don't you? You just love going through your seven thousand files of smug anime girls, quoting my post, and taking your sweet ass time deciding which one is the most suited, carefully handpicking what "reaction image" is the most "EPIC" for this post. I bet you have this thread on a tab, hastily clicking on it when it notifies you that a new comment has appeared. You think you're so smart and smug, but in reality you have absolutely no control over yourself. Posting your pathetic "reaction images" is too important for you. In fact, I bet you even loaded them before you saw this post appear.

>>169548963
Targets system, at least, in #merica is supposed to block sales of items that havent hit street date. So I was trained when I worked for electronics in target about 6 years ago.

>>169549997
but i was juss sayin hi to moot nigga lolool

>>169550001

kill yourself.

(lol 1 post off from quads. RIP)

>>169547296
kys

>>169549591
This. I can't make it to the midnight Switch release so this will do until March 3.

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So what other games is /zlg/ looking forward to this year? I'm pretty excited for Persona 5 myself.

>>169550040
I love this fucking general, let's decide on which general to go to once we get BotW.

>>169547296
kys

>>169550040

Complete the phrase:

____ Yourself.

>>169550152
Be offended you fucking faggot. Go rape more Palestinian children you sick fuck, and fuck Israel. Your nation will be turned into ash soon enough, you'd better leave while you can, and leave your shekels behind they are no good where you're headed you shit fucker. Do me a solid and kill yourself, the world could do better off with one less Israeli like you around, worthless faggot. Oh and go ahead and jack off with your antisemitism, bahh wahh wahh, what the fuck do you want filthy rat kike, you want me to call the butthurt waahhhmbulance for you? Wanna cry some more about muh lampshades you bitch? If only the world was actually as antisemitic as you faggots claim, the world would be better. There's a reason you worthless satanic gypsy faggots have gotten the boot out of every country in the world, we'll kick you out of our governments and send you all to the same shit hole you wanted so badly and gas it. Besides are you seriously doing this for land? Fucking typical kike sand nigger, willing to destroy humanity so he can sell oil for shekels so you can have... a big dirt patch. Wow, congratulations, enjoy your sandy wasteland you sack of shit, I'll be sure to celebrate your death with dancing and cheer just like your fucks on 9/11, I'll be ready to piss on your body and dance on your grave.

>>169550186
/lozg/?

>>169549689
kys

did you check wiiuiso? holy shit

http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=47010678833056766089

>>169550280
but would it be the same?!?!?

>>169550280
or back to /hbg/

>knowyourmeme rejected my "Holy Shit" submissions
wtf I hate memes now

>>169550040
don't pretend you're me, faggot

>>169550186
leddit, to shitpost spoilers everywhere

>>169550265

I hope there is just a bot that generates this stuff for you because if you're typing this yourself it's kinda sad. Go play some vidja, brother.

>>169550302

10/10

>>169550265
you have autism

can you fuckers seriously not wait until tuesday night?

>>169550418
Shut the f*ck up F@GGOT *teleports around and shoots beams at you*'You! *kicks you from behind* Are! *teleports in front of you and uppercuts you into the air* Just! *flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut* NOOB! *hits you with flame uppercut and grabs your head and throws you down to the ground* NOW DIE FAG!!! *crashes into you with meteor slam attack and kills you*Heh... another noob falls to me. *teleports away*

Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin swords* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my swords above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....

What is this?!?!?! *do front flip while unsheathing my twin no-dachi katanas Master Sword and Biggoron's Sword* You want offensive?! I'll give you offensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bring down Master Sword on gaijin's head and begin slicing* TAKE THIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a cartwheel and stab the baka with Biggoron's Sword* AND THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a backflip while slicing all over. body falls apart* heh, thanks, I needed to test this sharpness for a while now. nothing personnel, kid...

>>169549507
Actually, it doesn't use the gamepad screen at all. Only the gyro.

>>169550265
Shut the f*ck up F@GGOT *teleports around and shoots beams at you*'You! *kicks you from behind* Are! *teleports in front of you and uppercuts you into the air* Just! *flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut* NOOB! *hits you with flame uppercut and grabs your head and throws you down to the ground* NOW DIE FAG!!! *crashes into you with meteor slam attack and kills you*Heh... another noob falls to me. *teleports away*

Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin swords* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my swords above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....

What is this?!?!?! *do front flip while unsheathing my twin no-dachi katanas Master Sword and Biggoron's Sword* You want offensive?! I'll give you offensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bring down Master Sword on gaijin's head and begin slicing* TAKE THIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a cartwheel and stab the baka with Biggoron's Sword* AND THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a backflip while slicing all over. body falls apart* heh, thanks, I needed to test this sharpness for a while now. nothing personnel, kid...

>>169550302
HO____IT

Hey niggers. Walmart electronics department manager from store #2865. Just finished my shift and I'm about to drive home.

Soon™

>>169550367

Don't pretend you're ME, gayboy.

>>169550186
/hbg/.

Not touching /lozg/ because the Zelda fanbase is the most autistic thing I have ever seen and I wouldn't fit in, not having enjoyed a 3D Zelda game since Ocarina of Time and hating everything Aonuma and the post-N64 games stand for. I've butted heads with Zelda fans in the past and it wasn't pretty.

>>169550498
Prove it you cockgobbler

>>169550418
HOLY SHIT
What the fuck do you think this general is right now? If your answer is anything relating to Zelda, you'd be wrong, my friend.

>>169550498
fuck off.

>>169550482
>Shut the f*ck up F@GGOT *teleports around and shoots beams at you*'You! *kicks you from behind* Are! *teleports in front of you and uppercuts you into the air* Just! *flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut* NOOB! *hits you with flame uppercut and grabs your head and throws you down to the ground* NOW DIE FAG!!! *crashes into you with meteor slam attack and kills you*Heh... another noob falls to me. *teleports away*
>Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin swords* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my swords above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....
>What is this?!?!?! *do front flip while unsheathing my twin no-dachi katanas Master Sword and Biggoron's Sword* You want offensive?! I'll give you offensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bring down Master Sword on gaijin's head and begin slicing* TAKE THIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a cartwheel and stab the baka with Biggoron's Sword* AND THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a backflip while slicing all over. body falls apart* heh, thanks, I needed to test this sharpness for a while now. nothing personnel, kid...

>>169550418
>implying it's gonna be tuesday
>implying it will leak
>implying any of these cucks actually have the fucking game

i mean i'm gonna try some smaller stores that don't know how to program street dates, but i'm not expecting a minimum-wage register jockey to risk getting fucking fired

>>169550498
>Walmart electronics department manager from store #2865
fucking usa faggot

>>169550498
HOLY SHIT PENDEJO

Let's call up /x/, they definitely have a way to conjure up or divine the .tik or some shit

>>169550498

HOGGIE SHITE!

>>169550185
Same for Persona. Also looking forward to the Fire Emblem remake on 3DS.

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Dewey you fucking midget nigger i'll end you cant you fucking realise that you cant fucking beat sub-zero you shit-gobbling retard liar

>tfw this thread is shit but it's still better than /v/

>>169550498
Spokane?

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So it's over? No tik?

>>169550583
Unless you live in some 3rd world shithole like the USA you actually have rights as a labourer. Firing someone isn't that easy.

>>169550176
>>169550186
>>169550256
>>169550367
>>169550404
>>169550407
>not recognizing this pasta
upboated, right fellow redditors?
>>>/reddit/
>>>/neofag/

>>169550829

Oh my god, you're so beautiful that I can hardly believe it. I'm being totally honest. I hope it doesn't sound creepy that I've been staring at this picture for something around half an hour, poring over every beautiful idiosyncracy of your body and of the little clothing you do have on... Take my word for it that if it wasn't obscenely and blatantly invasive, I would be gushing verbally over every tiny characteristic of your body, the wonderful colors of your clothing and how they lend to the vision of you represented int his picture, the background and how it not only contrasts your passionate use of color, but shows the contrast between two different eras, adding to the theme of sexual freedom present, probably inadvertently, in several parts of the picture, how the relatively poor resolution makes you seem simultaneously distant and dream-like, yet relatable and still very wonderfully normal and grounded... etc. etc. etc. I'd love to go on, but I fear that it may seem too... creepy stalker-ish, especially in a public place such as 4chan. The thing I like most is how your wholesome and powerful sense of humanity is omnipresent and very defiant against conservative views about the expression of sexuality. It doesn't seem slutty at all, simply like another facet of your existence that you are expressing like many others you have shown through 4chan. It and you laugh at the stereotype that girls who show their bodies are sluts, and it shows in your ironic facial expression. You are incredibly sexy in the way that your sexuality is portrayed as simply being another part of the complexity of your being, and that you mean much more than that. hope I can go on another date with you sometime soon!

Write me here babe whenever you are ready
[email protected]

Hey guys. I run a small game shop in Munich. Just woke up to go open the store, should be getting my copies today. Want me to upload the EU ticket?

>>169550482
Ottawa... da fuck?

>>169550849
if ur not fake, post proof

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>>169550849

Once I get the tik then what? Where do I put it? What do I do with it?

Guys, this hurts, we've been suffering for what, four days now ? when does it stop ??!!! please someone tell me when it stops,i can't take it anymore, is it time to give up ?? should i give up, what keeps you going guys ?? i don't know if i can feel the same passion about it anymore; idk if i can last one more round of shitposting , please lend me your strength, please help me .. don't leave a brother behind...

>>169550849
Please good sir, save me from this insanity.

>>169550849
PROOF DANKE!

>>169550849
HOLY SHIT

>>169550768
I especially like how blatant outsiders go down kicking and screaming when you shit on them in this general.

>>169550910
Shut the f*ck up F@GGOT *teleports around and shoots beams at you*'You! *kicks you from behind* Are! *teleports in front of you and uppercuts you into the air* Just! *flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut* NOOB! *hits you with flame uppercut and grabs your head and throws you down to the ground* NOW DIE FAG!!! *crashes into you with meteor slam attack and kills you*Heh... another noob falls to me. *teleports away*

Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin swords* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my swords above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....

What is this?!?!?! *do front flip while unsheathing my twin no-dachi katanas Master Sword and Biggoron's Sword* You want offensive?! I'll give you offensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bring down Master Sword on gaijin's head and begin slicing* TAKE THIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a cartwheel and stab the baka with Biggoron's Sword* AND THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a backflip while slicing all over. body falls apart* heh, thanks, I needed to test this sharpness for a while now. nothing personnel, kid...

>>169550910
Stop being a fucking faggot for starters.

Hey my dudes. I work at a video rental place in London. We're getting our copies today so I'll get us the ticket when I go to work later. The wait is almost over!!

>>169550849
HO L Y S H I T

>>169550849
At 5am.

YOU CRAZY GERMANS! DO IT!

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>tfw you by mistake travel to a timeline where the .tik hasn't been leaked yet

>>169550910
fuck me i just found this general last night? you retards have been here for 4 days what the fuck?

>>169550849
Nah, I don't want it

hite boys got animosity against black guys cause their dicks are bigger than them. these are the guys that are jealous because they dont possess BBC. they dont possess that god gene thats involved in these black men out here. keep getting jealous. keep getting jealous while your wife asks for cuckolds. while your girlfriend asks for cuckolds. and wish that they can get fucked by these african warriors with these huge BBCs that can pipe em down to the point where they can feel each and every last spectacle of their pussy gettin vibrated and thrusted until the orgasm just spews out. keep saying nigger. keep saying black. you cuckolds. you LOVE it. you LOVE this shit. ill be that monkey. ill be that monkey with the BBC. enjoy it. have your woman take this dick. shes imagining a huge black cock. why do you think your women buy huge dildos? because you dont possess the BBC gene! thats why youre upset. no BBC = anger. youre upset. youre mad at these african cocks. these rhino dicks. thats why you guys like saying nigger so much. i get it!!!!

>>169550982
HOLY SHIT PENDEJA

>>169549689
fug u

>>169550910
Seriously, I just saw this post, skimmed through.

You're a fucking faggot, like one of those gay fucking kids who scream, "Daddy! I'm cold Daddy help me daddy!" on top of wearing fucking diapers shitting and pissing yourself.

The fuck is wrong with you? Your condition alone screams how much of a fucking weak-minded faggot you are, on top of definitely having some sort of mental deficiency, I wouldn't be surprised if you were suffering from Autism.

I mean why else would you share such disgusting fucking facts about you, your diaper and your deformed dick because you wanted to be a little fucking cake boy, you disgusting depraved sexual deviant. You are no different than those disgusting freaks that jerk off to fucking animals and whatever 'furry' shit they scrounge up, going as far to fucking hump god damn inflatable pool toys for "pleasure".

Hey guys I run a gaming store where I make some smash and sf5 tournanments around Spain, Valencia, shipments are coming today at 8 am and I'll make sure I upload a ticket.

>>169548989
258 files is correct...

5 HOURS

if 3 no leak at all, see you guys on march 3rd

>>169551146
HOLY SHIT

yes please if you give us all the ticket ,key or tik file as we been waiting for someone to honestly give us, inteak of niggers talking crap about giving us the tik files or giving us fake ones

Hey dudeskis. I run a store in Portugal. I'll get that shit for you in a pinch. Gimme a few and I'll be back.

>>169551146
Más te vale, colega

>>169551292
Mas le vale al cabrón

>>169551292
mentí m8, its 5 am do you really think I would fucking post something If I had a shop to manage?

>>169551094
ur a monkey?

Planet of the apes fucking happened and I've been on this thread?

fml.

Hey anons. I run a store in Antarctica. Just got copies in.

taking a shit and drinking a beer

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>>169549689

>>169551406
HOLY SHIT

>Know its going to leak
>Don't know when it is going to leak

Why is this feeling so suffering.

>>169551469
HOLY SHIT

>>169551050
fuck me we thought it was coming, everyday we wake up and say to ourselves, maybe today is the day, maybe today an anon willl have some zelda maybe today my suffering will end, but No, fucking No it never ends, it will never.. everyday it's the same shit, everyday has been the same, we have been lied to countless times , we don't even feel anything anymore, my brothers might act tough...but in the inside, i'm not sure they are capable of feeling anything anymore, they're dead, we are all dead.

Before this general inevitably dies, I just want you guys to know I've been having a great time and I hate every single one of you.

>>169551396
It's always a good time to shitpost

>>169549689
0w0

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>>169551539

>>169551406
>the copies arrived only now
making me doubt the veracity of your statement desu

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>>169548989
https://mega.nz/#!E00CTYoY!PnjZcSRWqOQ6GVCDwVNi4yRninN6N8UjY4GYDe2x154

check with multipar or whatever

>>169547296
HOLY SHIT

I'm European and I identify as a BOTW tik, my pronouns are it and they. Do people finally want to be my friend?

>>169551623
You're a fucking faggot, like one of those gay fucking kids who scream, "Daddy! I'm cold Daddy help me daddy!" on top of wearing fucking diapers shitting and pissing yourself.

The fuck is wrong with you? Your condition alone screams how much of a fucking weak-minded faggot you are, on top of definitely having some sort of mental deficiency, I wouldn't be surprised if you were suffering from Autism.

Before this general inevitably dies, I just want you guys to know I've been having a miserable time and I love every single one of you.

>>169551540
same.

kill yourself.

GOOD NEWS GUYS!

One of our most esteemed forum members, ag**tai (name censored to protect identity) texted me 2 minutes ago that he did infact get a copy at his local Source in Montreal!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

He has to take the bus back home apparently, but give him ~35 minutes, and he should be home!!

HOME STRETCH GUYS! HANG IN THERE :)

-OGamerz

>>169549689
INSTALLING HOLY SHIT

>>169551635
lol thats epic :P

>>169551539
We all know the feeling, but tomorrow anon, i can feel it, all stores will open and we will have leak
I believe on it... i have to believe on it, to survive

>>169547296
Nooooo

>>169547296
h

>>169551670
Shoulda have said 5 hours, retard.

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You've all been bamboozled, these (very hot) feet belong to a transgender girl!

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>>169548516
>it's a "let's redefine a gigabyte to mean 1000 MB instead of the 1024 MB everyone's used to" episode

>>169551670
Kill youself

>>169551750
Does she want to be snuggled and loved?

>>169551670
I FUCKING HATE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

To all the idiots that are freaking out that Nintendo is doing expansion passes and DLC, they been doing this since the N64 Era with F-Zero X Expansion Kit and Ura Zelda, this is nothing new. 3DS first party games have DLC and Wii U's Hyrule Warriors had an expansion pass. For all those freaking out that the pass was announced before the game launched, they did this also before like with Smash 4, and all triple-A developers do this when they got DLC. The base game is gonna be great and have hours of content, and hey if you want more buy the $20 expansion from the sounds of it another Zelda game at least Nintendo keeps their DLC prices low most of the time (I paid like $60 for most of the smash DLC) unlike other triple-A developers that charge $60

Ottawa_Gamerz, what you wrote in the previous thread was amazing.

>>169551670
HOLY MACAROL

shit aussies are awake again? I didn't think this thread could get worse than the last.

>>169549689
h

>>169551757
>retard doesn't know the difference between bits and bytes
figures

>>169551670
Ottawa_Gamerz fucking owning this situation.

ALWAYS DELIVERS.

>>169551859
At least some fake leaks will occur

>>169550359

Hey fellow video gamers. I run the video game store in Australia and today we're expected to get our copies of this game. I will not be uploading it. See you later.

>>169551750
I'd get it on with Luka regardless of the worldline desu.

>>169551807
Yes, and that is all us transgirls want as well.

>>169551696
Look around you anon! just look , how can one survive all of this shitposting , it's a rotten mess around here! its worse than a shit hole!! idk if i can survive , what if tomorrow never came? what if we go through the same shit tomorrow anon? will you tell me to be patient again tomorrow anon?? God help me i can't take it , it's just too much TOO MUCH!!

Ausfag here. Just got back from my local Good Games store with a fresh copy of BOTW. My Wii U won't ready my SD Card though so I'm having a bit of trouble dumping, but hang in there.

>>169551950
See you later, alligator.

no one cares

This is boring. Someone leak something fake so we can all speculate and cry

>>169551750
>You've all been bamboozled, these (very hot) feet belong to a transgender drawing.

Feet, transgender, drawing....

At least try pussy once bro. :/

jesus you FUCKS IT'LL COME OUT TOMORROW

CALM THE FUCK DOWN

>>169551940
This was amazing, top notch material. Need to read while high and laugh my ass off.

I am a huge douche. Nobody likes me. I mod a shit site. My tattoo is sad. My mom is disappointed in me.

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>>169551990
>hang in there

ayy lmao

>>169551950
Delete this, aussies aren't supposed to be honest.

>>169551892
what do bits have to do with this

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>botw may leak, or it may not
>either way, you will get to play it this week
>but you will never have a gf with nice feet who lets you play with them and have footjobs
what is it all for? why even bother?

>>169551757
more like
>let's avoid confusion by standardizing what Megabyte means by making it mean what SI prefixes actually fucking mean, and since it's still useful we'll make new prefixes for powers of 2
>t. the entire world minus Microsoft ~2005

>>169551950
Foda-se :D

>no one noticed my fake .tik had another australian flag in it
boo hoo I hate you faggots

Seriously? 720 isn't good enough for people anymore? Fucking spoiled pathetic kids. 720 looks great, stop being a spoiled fuck. "Ooh, 720 is the new 240 now, I can barely see whats going on, I need that 4k!" Fucking kill yourself.

>>169551990
PROOOOOOOOOOFFFFF

>>169552058
Who are you telling to calm down, we're just shitposting.

>>169546670
SHUT YHE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>169552089
im depressed now

>>169547296
HOLY SHIT

>>169552121
why are you acknowledging the ausfag?

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>>169552085

>>169552116
This was the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /zlg/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to troll or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with a leak. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on /zlg/ who doesn't go all HURR HOLY SHIT, [WHERE DA TIK XD] and LEL U STUPID FUCKING RETARD. Every fucking day in the year that I have been here have has every fucking day been leak day, with the occasional fads and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn HOLY SHIT that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of Nintendrones, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking month without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned troll post, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking board, all of you, kill your fucking selves while play your shitty BOTW. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABOSMAL HALHAL

>>169552058
YOU SAID THAT YESTERDAY

>>169547296
fk u

>>169551973
>all trannies want is live
...and getting your cock cut off with your balls flipped inside out, your genitals turned into a wound you've got to stretch daily to prevent from healing.

>>169551750
>rukako
>transgender
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This was the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /zlg/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to troll or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with a leak. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on /zlg/ who doesn't go all HURR HOLY SHIT, [WHERE DA TIK XD] and LEL U STUPID FUCKING RETARD. Every fucking day in the year that I have been here have has every fucking day been leak day, with the occasional fads and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn HOLY SHIT that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of Nintendrones, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking month without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned troll post, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking board, all of you, kill your fucking selves while play your shitty BOTW. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABOSMAL HALHAL

>>169551694
"lol"? What the fuck are you laughing about, you fucking mongoloid? I asked a question, you neanderthal fuck, not for some stupid fucking retarded answer like "lol", or is that all you can fucking muster with that faulty, underdeveloped brain of yours? I guess I should be pitying you, it's not really your fault that you are like this, it's the fault of your fucking incestuous fuckup parents that gave birth to such a disgrace. Hell, I even feel a little bit guilty for fucking that inbred retarded shitbird of a whore you'd call your "sister", what a disgusting fucking pile of vomit. At least she gave good head. I suggest you go end your existence right now, and leave no trace of anything related to you or your disgraceful fucking trailer-trash family. Fucking fag ass piece of trash.

>>169552072
He did stuff to his dog and posted it on the iso site. I dont want to fuck with that kind of crazy.

>>169552101
>no one bothered to download my 160kb tik that anyone could have guessed contained a high res Aus flag

Maybe if you tried being even a little bit sneaky or original I would have.

>>169549689
wowow

>>169552121
I forgot to take a pic before removing my SD card from my digital camera. My iPhone is cracked and can't take pics give me a sec.

>>169552236
Not really, not all trans women/men choose to get re-assignment surgery. I'm a non-op trans woman myself and am fine with my girldick.

>>169552058
And you guarantee that? Your faggot

>>169548412
pls no bully maho

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>>169552291

>>169552314
>girldick

Oxy"moron"

ue, goombahs. I run a small video game store in Corleone in Italy and today is the day we get our supplies, gapish?. Give me a little bit here and bada bing I'll get this game for you. I scratch your back you scratch mine, am I right?

>>169552314
>girldick

>>169551987
Look, look
I have a fix, just play another game until then, a bad game, so when the game leaks you can drop it at anytime

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>>169548847
>>169548963
>>169549359
>>169549689
>>169550302
>>169550498
>>169550849
>>169551025
>>169551274
>>169551623
>>169551670
>>169551990
>>169552305
>>169552428

>>169552405
Ignore the fact all you want anons, the science actually agrees with us.

>>169547296
fuck off i still talk to her sometimes

>>169552452
This is what trannies actually believe. It's like they're fucking schizophrenic or something.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX2DQSMabgM

h-has this been posted before...

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>>169552428

>>169552305
HOLY SHIT

>>169552314
Every cell in your body is genetically male, there is no such organ as a girldick. Your body is built to impregnate females, you are male. You are mentally ill.

where da tik

>>169551973
From my experience I find most are not open to being accepted and wanted by a cis male, some sort of backwards thinking causes them to hate me. I just want someone to love and hug.

>>169552479
Subbed!

YOU DA MVP UOTY*

(Uploader of the year)
'hiney'

Gbatemp has it

>>169552345
We can't complete the New Zelda Game (Name Subject to Change) in this worldline without the help of Maho-tan.

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>2017
>Being so autistic that you think being transgender is a mental illness

>>169552619
wer is da tik plz gib mi tik

>>169552517
THIS IS A FUCKING TIK THREAD NOT A PLACE SPOILERS. LEAVE NOW.

>>169552558
2017 called, can you not? There ARE organs such as a feminine penis and boypussies.

People in gbatemp aware me they don't have it yet. Just speculation

>>169552651
fuck off John Flynt

>>169549689
HOLY SHIT

Cosmo's at it again.

>>169552651
show me the papers proving his hypothesis wrong.

>>169552651
Shut up Cosmo

>>169552586
I wouldn't necessarily say most. But I mean, when cis men are most commonly the people who attack you (see: this thread) you kinda start to dislike them in general. I have no issue with cismen but I'm much more cautious because most of the time they're the ones that are dicks.

>>169549689

HOLY (don't kill my mom) SHIT

It amazes me how quickly you guys can fill up a thread with literally nothing

>>169552479
Seriously guys. I'm a grown man without a job and this is the only way I can pay for my shit tier tats

>>169552736
who?

>>169552675
Those are penises and assholes. One is for pissing and impregnating the opposite gender, the other is for defecation. We rediscovered the lost science of biology in CY+1, it's spreading like wildfire in CY+2.

Okay, I know the game isn’t even out yet, and I do think he looks very pretty, but uh, why do the others in the background look so smooth and human faced? And super slender compared to his bulk. C’mon bioware, I know what you’re doing here. They’re the ladies so you’re trying to make them human hot, and I just hoped we would be past this by now. C’mon. Please.

They hardly even look like the same species (wait, are they maybe not the same species?? I’m starting to become convinced of that) , but not in a ‘ooh sexual dimorphism in an alien race, how interesting!’ kinda way, but rather like that one post with the drawing of different fantasy races, where all the guys look detailed and unique, and all the ladies are the exact same sexy petite woman face with different animal ear shapes or maybe some slit pupils.

Gimme some aliens that aren’t just our (already unrealistic) boring old human dimorphism portrayal.

Gimme aliens where the women are twice the size of the guys!

Where the males are super pretty in a bland way and the females made of spikes and violence.

Gimme aliens where different sexes look practically the same!

Gimme aliens with DIFFERENT SEXES AND GENDERS AND GENDER EXPRESSION THAN HUMANS.

GIVE ME HUMAN WOMAN WITH DIFFERENT BODY TYPES THAN OUR UNREALISTIC BORING FUCKED UP BEAUTY STANDARDS:
LET HUMAN WOMEN BE TALLER THAN MEN BECAUSE THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE,HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN ANY WOMEN OUSTIDE OF MEDIA???

(they do already have some of this stuff, I’m just disappointed that the standard for them still seems to be this bullshit, and that the new species we’ve seen is just another boring case of this, also sorry Bioware for having to bear the brunt of my wrath stemming from far more than just your content)

Of course, I might have to eat my words when the game comes out, but honestly, I would be overjoyed to. ok. rant over (are they the same species???)

>>169552836
HOLY SHIT

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To all the people who have BOTW and have not leaked this .tik, I wish your game would corrupt your save progress! :D