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/zlg/ - Zelda Leak General

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Girlfeet and Shitposts edition

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>>169446432 (Cross-thread)

>Countdown to BotW
http://botwcountdown.com/index.html

>Fake key detector
https://u.nya.is/dxsame.zip

>Wii U hacking guide
http://pastebin.com/8u0WAyJC

>Encrypted EU archives to mess around with
mega:#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BxqGUqhJYIl9bENyZGpQVzdpalU
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leaks never coming, feels bad man
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HOLY SHIT
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beat me to it anon
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I've been rused.
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>>169459887
Rank the ruses/ebin trolls

First by far vending machine, second AusFag
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>>169460119

I think Vendingmachinebro was two different anon's. I think the first dude expected us to believe him, and the second capitalized on the ridiculous premise.

I think warehousebro was up there until his shitty 'reveal'.

AusFag was just intolerable.

PeruBro broke my heart.
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>>169460119

still think perubro generated the most hope
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Post them.
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So I guess Monday is when we could have a possible leak then?
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>>169460119
>vending machine
must not have been here for that one
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Cowtits a best
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>>169460205

He had a real steamroller effect from the mexican dude posting that image on facebook. Us NAfags all sort of assumed that anyone in south america could all access the game at that point.
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>>169460194
>PeruBro broke my heart.
Why anon?
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>>169460306
HE LIED TO US
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>>169460291
We can. Point is, we have to pay twice.
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>>169460231
When the actual pic of the Wii U under the vending machine was posted the entire thread lost their shit.

It was amazing.
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gamestorefag was the earliest I can remember
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>>169460328
Tell me everything, I wasn't reading that thread.
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>>169460212
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>>169460328
He died for your sins.
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>>169460212
Need to play those fucking Oracle games...
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>>169460320
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>>169460328
He risked his life for us Anon
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can someone explain to me why this shit hasnt leaked yet
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Alright, SO:

>Back when Skyward Sword came out
>Got the game almost a week early from a small store
>They could do the same thing again
>Don't really want to buy BOTW because I want to play the undubbed version
>Then again, could get the game early if they sell it early like with SS and other games

What do? I don't care if you believe me. I did get SS very early from this store. Before anyone asks, my laptop is shit, so I don't even know if I could dump it.
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Shipments come in Sunday.
Won't have potential of being picked up early by Monday.
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>>169460692

Buy it, dump it, return it for a 10 or so dollar loss at worst. Or, just sell it on Ebay immediately and charge 20+ for 2 day shipping.
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>>169460212
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>>169460692
do u even have a wiiu
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>>169460774

Clearly you haven't been in the last few threads. Some beaneater got a copy earlier today, posted case/disk/etc. on facebook group. There are copies in the wild, we just need some brave mexican soul to leak one.
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>>169460692
You'd need a wiiU to dump it. No other way.
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>>169460212
Objectively, I have the best taste in this thread
Debate me
Please
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>>169460781
Do I need a good PC to do that? My laptop is in really bad condition right now. I guess if I did get it, I could flip it pretty fast. Also, what about Nintendo trying to find the leak?
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>>169460872
post it
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>>169460212
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>>169460901
Spirit Tracks Improved Phantom Hourglass broken gameplay by a lot. It was really fun playing with zelda, the train, etc.
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>>169460920
Upload it with tor or something anonymously. You don't need a good PC at all.
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>>169460920
go die retard
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Hello...I have been entrusted with posting this, I haven't looked at it too much but the person who gave it to me said that it's all the names in the code file, there's obviously going to be spoilers, enjoy
http://pastebin.com/Jc9b0BCp
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>>169460901
og zelda has bad gameplay! how dare... actually, i kind of agree. Luckily the zelda classic engine essentially fixes it completely and more.
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>>169460813
>Didn't like Wind Waker's visual style
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I should play Windwaker, huh?
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>>169460834
>>169460896
I do have one. How long would it take?
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>>169460920
What you need is a fucking Wii U

Nintendo can't find you or anybody for that matter if you upload it with TOR.

Also if you're on europe dump the .tik only, its only 8kb, we have the files.
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>>169460516
It's like you can read my mind.... GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!
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>>169460872
Yeah, apparently stores in Peru were selling them too
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>>169461001
Neither did anyone else at the time, and I didn't fell for the meme later either.

In b4 revisionist history
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>>169460956
>Four swords is the only one with perfect score
>It's probably the shittiest zelda ever
What is your problem
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>>169460989
nobody gives a SHIT post tik
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>>169460901
>Spirit Tracks over Phatom Shit

My african american friend.
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>>169460975
Sure, but the train was really limited and boring to traverse. Like it needed more faster traversal or make it interesting. But I did love that theme music that plays
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>>169460212
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>>169461014
Yeah, I'm PAL region.
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>>169461012
if you're NA it could take like 40 mins
if you're PAL then 4 seconds
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Adventure of Link ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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>>169461046

People allege that, but we haven't seen any physical proof of that yet. Only one guy has posted a legit copy in the wild. If you're too lazy to check the past threads, just wait half an hour; Some fuckin' retard will post it here and the thread will explode for 30 or 45 seconds and they'll have a good chuckle to themselves about how epic they are.

I hate everything and everyone and I just want to play Zelder.
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>>169461057
I liked it when I was a kid, before I heard about other people's opinions on it. No idea what you're talking about.
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This was posted a lil bit ago....

https://giphy.com/gifs/26BGyxNGv6KMNHemY

See? This is how easy it id to fake. 2 mins. to make the bootTvtex, bootDrctex, icontex tga files, 10 seconds to record, 3 mins to convert to gif, 3 seconds to upload. Stop believing these stupid fake videos that don't show it booting into the actual game! They are all fake!!
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>>169461083
That really isn't saying a lot anon.
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>>169460212
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>>169461178
Same, I just want to play games.
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>>169460234
Is this Magaki Ryouta?
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>>169461115
Then you only need a Wii U, a SD card, BOTW disc.
You only need to have tik2sd app(I could explain but I'm lazy now), put the disc in, get the tik in 2 seconds, upload here, and bam we're all fucking happy and I can finally kill myself anon.

Don't even need to dump the game at all.
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>>169461101
how dare you?!
Zelda 2 had some great gameplay, but enemies later on get really cheap
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Spirit Tracks is underrated.
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>>169461368
zelda 2 is best zelda
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Hey, anyone out there with the game, don't leak it yet. I'm setting up my SD card and WiiU right now. And my computer is pretty slow so it takes a while.

Leaking it tomorrow morning would work better for me. Then i will be all ready to play. Thanks!
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>>169461183
The reveal was fucking trash. Defend this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ7riCXrDxY
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>>169461368
It just never really clicked with me, that's all. I don't hate the game or anything, but it is certainly among my least favorites as far as the series goes.
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>>169460212
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>>169461431
those visuals are amazing to this day, 15 years later
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>>169461386
It probably has the best combat on the NES. No NES game does sword combat better than it, and the enemy AI was very aggressive and smart for the time.

It would have aged very well too if you remove the obtuse Nintendo Power bullshit and revamp the life/checkpoint system. I love to play that game, but I always use save states sadly.
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>>169459974
post more
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>>169461470
Anon you can't put that here this is a christian thread
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While waiting, everyone say what your favorite Zelda is overall, and then hardcore shit talk anyone who doesn't agree with you.

I'll kick this off: Oracle series
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>>169461534
HOLY SHIY
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>>169461242
>kinda like OoT visual
>i like MM visuals
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>>169460692
You've posted best girl, so I choose to believe you. Do as the anons are saying and please dump this for us. You'll be revered as a hero for like at least a week or two.
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>>169461431
I didn't watch the reveal, I was too young for that shit. I just bought the game and played it, liked it a lot. Still think it looks great, no nostalgia involved.
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If I came into my Gamestop to rob it of BotW, will threatening them with a Master Sword be enough to work?
Hell, I'll wear Link's tunic as a disguise.
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>>169461391
I will leak all over your local game store next friday. Screencap this.
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>>169461582
They ran on the same models and such, but I think MM did more neat stuff with it. Really I should have made both green, but I wanted to emphasize that I think MM had better visuals, even though OoT isn't bad or even mediocre.
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>>169461662

>white guy in image

obvious shoop
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>>169461662
yes
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>>169461768
No anon, he's reading a book on how to steal since he doesn't inherently know. He's white.
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Should I download the European game files and hope we only have to wait for the .tik?

Or should I just hold off for now incase another region leaks entirely before that

Also does anyone have a link to the europe game leak thanks
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pic related is what BOTW might be
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>>169461695
Tbf, MM ran on the expasion pack. Those motion blur effects were amazing. Both games have an unique artstyle to this day, far away from the WW and TP faggotry.
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>>169461242
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>>169461242
>I kinda like Twilight Princess
>I don't like Four Sword Adventures
You alright?
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Guys. Daily reminder that the leaks will happen on Tuesday or Wednesday.

Now post degenerate feet like the last few threads.
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>these people get to play Zelda before anyone else

>>169461870
>WW and TP faggotry
take that back you ass, especially for WW
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>>169461919
It will be on monday, late afternoon.

Kek wills it.
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>>169461919
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>>169461803
link is literally in the op
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>>169461903
Four sword games are shit. Minish Cap was cool tho.

I don't have friends.
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>>169461876
>SS
>PH
>WW

>great
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>>169460901
Make WW all green and you've got no objections
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>>169462000
nah the multiplayer ones are actually shit, i think. i'm just too psyched to think about it critically right now
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>>169462032
But I don't like the press A to dodge, counter etc.
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>>169461962
After WW, Zelda became >muh artstye
WW fucked everything.
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Has anyone scanned the edge review?
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>>169462145
Literally shaking
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>>169462120
>After WW, Zelda became >muh artstye
>WW fucked everything.

Seriously? Zeldas 1 2 3 4 and 5 all had drastically different art styles. Majora's Mask was the one exception.
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>>169462120
Art style has nothing to do with quality. It's just an art style.
And Wind Waker has nailed a timeless artstyle that will age like wine
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>>169461596
Maho a cute, CUTE!

But seriously, they usually leak games (legally), so I hope I can get a copy. If any of you happen to live in Australia, primarily South Australia, I'll tell you where to go. This all depends on if they get "grey" copies (copies that are sent from Australian distribution companies, but international ones).
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>>169462145
When did GBAtemp get populated with people like this?
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>>169462000
>SS
>WW

>not great
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>>169460401
Can i have a rundown?
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>>169462145
God, I hate niggers, mexicans and whites
they bitch all the time amirite fellas?
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>>169462198
>Art style has nothing to do with quality.

Exactly. A rushed, undercooked game gets a pass now because it looks pretty.
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>>169460692
>>169462251
What game/VN/Anime/Whatever is she from? I must know because science.
It makes me think of Steins;Gate too
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>>169462251
>Aussies

no, not again
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>>169462198
there is no way that gif is real.
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>>169462198
I will admit that WW artstyle will inherently age well, but to ME that just means that I didn't like it then and I'll continue to not like it equally.

Something like TP I liked back then but I will like less and less as time goes on, but I still take that over WW where I just dislike the style in the first place.
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>>169462309
I would hope not. WW was rushed but not for the artstyle.
>A rushed, undercooked game gets a pass now because it looks pretty
I hope that WW fans aren't like this.
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GUYS I FOUND A COUNTDOWN UNTIL THE LEAK
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>>169462316
>makes me think of steins gate

Because its steins gate, steins; gate 0 to be specific.
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>>169462145
What racist posts.
Do people just automatically think everything they read on 4chan has some kinda racist undertones or what?

>>169462251
We've been japed by an Australian already, but I wanna hope someone with such supreme taste wouldn't ruse us again.
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titlekey when
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>>169462404
retard alert, it's 4 days 2 hours until the 11pm "midnight release" here
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>>169462316
Steins;Gate 0. Came out not too long ago in the west. She's Kurisu's friend/senpai.

>>169462319
I'm not lying, anon. I can't make promises that this store will have it anyway.
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>>169462453
5 HOURS
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>>169462386
Now WHY dont you like the artstyle?
Compared to TP ugly NPC, drab colors and aging graphics, WW is the winner
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>>169462145
Racism is offensive because it is truth and most faggots want to deny biology - that's why they also push memes like trannies not being mentally ill.
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>>169462439
I have to play that when I finish the original then. Thanks based anon.

>>169462441
Posts about "I rather wait till release than rely on a shitskin", "BUILD THE WALL" and "Beaner" posts.
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>>169462471
YOU'RE IN THE FUTURE?! HOLY SHIT


HOLY SHIT
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>>169462480
We have learned not to trust australians
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>>169462103
Fair enough... You're gonna love BoTW aren't you?
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>>169462514
damn you are the most uneducated retard i've seen on this website yet
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>>169462441
Yeah, I've noticed. I'm not lying though. This store is small and sometimes they import from Europe, which means they can sell games early and without repercussions. It's called "grey importing".

>>169462542
I understand.
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Anyone has the source for this? I'm shaking over the thought that I can't find it.
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>>169462397
I'm not a fan, but you got it backwards. They cut a lot of stuff from WW, and is one of the worst 3D Zelda games. But a lot of people like it because it's a pretty game. You can bet most of those people never did that triforce piece hunt.

WW gets a pass because it looks amazing to this day, but it's a really shitty Zelda, considering Majora and Ocarina.
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>>169462494
Zelda makes me think of western fantasy, so I want a world that invokes images of Tolkien and the like, not a simplistic cartoon.

BotW doesn't look too bad, it's not as deformed and invokes the image of western fantasy considerably more than the WW style, except for the enemy designs which don't look threatening at all and suck bad.
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>>169462632
/zlg/ - Hentai Doujinshi Request General
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>>169462626
I'm a fellow Aussie bro. Please pull through. Don't betray our kind
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>>169462441
>/pol/ newfags scream at everything not american
>south american fags get offended at everything

4chan died 100 years ago, like Link.
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>>169462639
Majora's is kind of shit too.

Zelda OoT was missing of stuff too, but it was almost unoticeble.

But the TWW is pretty, until you miss the cut content.
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>>169462710
haha you cunt
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>>169461965
Ayyyy but that's pretty much Tuesday. We all know something will delay it being upped. Monday night Tuesday morning
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>>169462710
Are you from SA? If you are, I'll tell you where to go.
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>>169462639
>They cut a lot of stuff from WW
of course i know but the art style can add to the game
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>>169462675
>except for the enemy designs which don't look threatening at all and suck bad.
To be fair, the monster designs do look like something out of Team ICO's machinations, especially the Moblins.

And Bokoblins, do kinda look like how the books sorta kinda describe Gollum/Smeagol to look like.
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>>169462626

How many hours from now?
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>>169462626
Yeah but when you are doing this dear Maho poster? I'm in the verge of pulling the trigger if I read another holy shit post.

>>169462704
lmao
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>>169462862
It's Sunday right now, so not today.
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>>169462786
Nah, poorfag Sydney bro here. I'd help if I could but I'm no use to ya.
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>>169462873

HOLY SHIT
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>>169462751
That's the point. Graphics only don't make a good game.
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>>169462251
where can I go in Victoria?
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>>169462626
get a trip.
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>>169462892
netherlandsfags have told us they will get it on sunday
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>>169462873
Depends when they get shipments and IF they get grey import copies.

>>169462912
Dungeon Crawl? I think they're a similar store and situation.

>>169462927
I hope they do.
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>>169463096
Well I'm going to sleep then, see you in 10 hours.
Also kinda strange we haven't seen a fake key recently, guess its died down now.
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>>169463096
Please be legit. Please succeed.
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>>169460212
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>169463096
Please, for all that's good and holy, just don't sully my image of Maho by deceiving the world.

I want to believe.
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>>169463247
The game leaks next friday. You have some work until then.
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>>169463096
how do I get the game from dungeon crawl after I walk in
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>>169463231
I hope I can succeed.

>>169463305
I hope I won't let you down.

>>169463181
Might see you soon, anon.

>>169462919
Got one. Thanks for the head's up.

>>169463438
Well, I suppose it depends if they get grey import copies. Give them a cal, ask if they're getting any, if they do or are before release, probably preorder a copy.
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You fucking weebs disgust me. Zelda should be for real men only, like me. Unlike you beta fucks, I get REAL PUSSY, shit that grips my dick better than a fleshlight in a body pillow. Leak the game or go fuck a real girl, do something productive.
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>>169463096
GOD DAMN IT HERE WE GO AGAIN
THIS TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS
IT HAS NO GRACE

I'll be waiting for results, Maho-tan.
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>>169463537
>Rocko
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>>169463438
Try to persuade them with a $100 bill
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>>169460212
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>>169463592
It's only fitting if Maho-tan is actually Australian.
Pic related: All previous "leakers" talking to /zlg/
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>>169463096
If you get us the .tik early I would reimburse you. I don't care about getting free games, I just want early ones.
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If someone pulls through, I'm going to cry.
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anyone who thinks wind waker has a bad art style and is eager for botw is literally retarded, it's the same style, but with an older Link
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Was so excited for A Link Between Worlds because ALttP was my favorite but holy shit was that game way too easy.
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>>169463537
Well, I hope I can deliver.

By the way, if you're Australian, maybe keep an eye on Gametraders too. They break street dates with grey imports too.

>>169463665
That'd be nice of you, anon. You don't have to though.
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>>169463732
It's not that easy on Hero Mode, but ALTTP was also very easy.

You should have seen the disappointment in terms of difficulty that was ALTTP when you came from Zelda 1 or especially 2. Then again Super Metroid was the same way, the SNES in general was a massive drop in overall difficulty of video games.
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>>169463659
that show was as funny as fuck back in the day
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bingo.
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>>169463768
Welp, what could believing in one last person do at this point. It's not like things can get any worse, so why not.

You're my final hope. If it ends up being another ruse cruise or you're just unable to get a copy of the game for reasons beyond your control, I'll just wait patiently for March 3rd.

Godspeed, Maho-tan. Godspeed.
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>>169463873
1019232522
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>>169463802
I guess the initial jump of difficulty after first entering the dark world (after the bunny moments) made me remember ALttP being a lot harder. I'll have to go back and re-play it.
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>>169463960
I hope I can get a copy. Definitely not rusing. Let's just hope they can get copies.
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only three hours until media markt opens
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>>169461876
>enjoying things
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>>169463768
I am not Australian. I just shitpost Rocko's Modern Life and call out Aussies Rocko, since Aus_W.

>>169463808
The show kinda holds up, it's funnier to watch as an adult but a lot of the jokes are only funny if you lived in the era.

God, I wish I could go back to that time...
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>>169463732
>>169463802
The difficulty doesn't really matter when the dungeons were mostly just generic rooms with very little theme. It's just not a very good game regardless of how easy or hard it is.
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>>169463096
Ok, I've trusted you, the AusFag and the PeruFag, please don't play with us.
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>>169464331
Definitely not playing. Just remember, I'm not promising I'll get a copy. I'm saying I COULD get a copy from this store, providing they get the certain copies.
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>Believing in an Australian for the THIRD TIME.

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAdh0O-Zu-A
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No need to get your hopes up for just yet for Maho-tan. Until the game is their hands with legitimate proof thats when i will bite.
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>>169464602
Any ETA?
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>>169464602
And when do you think you'll be able to get your hands on a copy?
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I will believe in no one until we have timestamped images of the disk and/or a working .tik/dump.
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>>169464724
I get you, anon. Who knows, that Media Marlet or whatever store might leak it like people were talking about.
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>>169462094
how am i supposed to milk nasty feet?
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>>169464650
Third time's the charm.
Right?
right?
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Good night /zlg/.
Good luck Maho-tan.
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>>169464821
She milks your dick, anon, with her feet
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>>169464798
It's Sunday here, so Monday, tomorrow.

>>169464802
If I can, IF, could be tomorrow or during the week. Depends on deliveries. Could be before release though.

>>169464905
Oyasumi, anon.
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>>169464930
what the hell? That can't feel good. Probably smells like horse shit, too.
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>>169464986
Trust me friend, it feels pretty nice - feet are generally softer than hands.
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>>169463768
when are you going to the store mahoanon
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>>169464945
be careful dude remember what happened to the guy who uploaded nsmb wii.
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>>169464140
Mexican here. You called me fucking so no Zelda for you.
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>>169465140
he also used his real name to upload it and bragged about it on social media.
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>>169465080
If be calling ahead to make sure they're getting stock, so when it arrives.

>>169465140
Yeah, I know. I'd be careful.
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>>169465140
All we need is just the .tik man, can't trace that, also don't ask for fame and you're pretty much set up.
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>>169465140
Because faggot showed his reciept which had his debit card number, which made it easy for Nintendo to simply call the bank and ask for who was the owner.

Because he wanted e-peen struck.
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>>169465234
true but that doesn't mean being careful and using a vpn and public wifi are a bad idea
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>>169464817

>starting tripfagging

Oh god, don't. This is shitposting and biding time until the leak, not a circlejerk like every other named game general.
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>>169465192
or you, fucking mexican
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>>169465140
What happened to him?
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>>169465269
really what a retard whats funner is the games only like 500mb or less i dont remember. he had set up a torrent and because of its small size it was downloaded millions of times
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>>169465253
ok so Monday in Australia? tuesday?
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>>169465402
Yeah, Monday in Australia. So Sunday in America.
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>>169465357
nintendo sued him bankrupt he was an Australian as well so don't feel to bad
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>>169465439
So, if you are able to get it, we are going to have it today here in america?
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>>169465402
remember the international date line
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>>169465513
>>169465439
>>169465402
You're getting into a time-loop...
That's not how clocks work anons!
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>>169465439
it's like 7:20pm Sunday right now, right? so 12-16 hours from now?
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I fucking swear, Mahofag, if it's just a ruse, i fucking swear i'll be starting WWIII so someone can nuke that shithole you call home
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All you fags have to do is wait less than F I V E days until march 3rd probably even less since it will release early in places like Australia. So stop believing in these fake ass attentionwhores.
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>>169465679
you don't need to Australia is already hell
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>>169465513
I mean, I guess. What day is it in the U.S. right now?

>>169465583
My bad.

>>169465597
Around that, yeah. It's probably be the afternoon though, so add a few hours onto that.

>>169465679
Not a ruse, but remember, I can't promise anything. If they get stock from Australian distributors, then I can't. If they get it from Europe, then I can.
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>>169460212
>ocarina of time really isn't that great
>link's awakening is the best 2D/Zelda
>twilight princess is the best 3D
>"2D" Zelda games are gradually getting worse
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>>169465751
so its a long shot huh so we really shouldn't be expecting much
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>>169465679
Did someone say WWIII
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>>169465751
It's about 3:00 AM Sunday right now
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>>169465839
3 ausfags = ww3 yep
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I'm tired of this gay feet shit

Post more thicc latinas
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>>169465793
TP has the best Hyrule theme but the rest of the soundtrack is terrible.
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>>169465837
Pretty much, yeah. But, I got Skyward Sword and Pokemon X and Y early from them, so it could work.

>>169465839
Anon!

>>169465869
Ah, close enough.
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>>169465743
It's better to have your heart broken than to have never loved at all
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>>169465984
What were some big titles you didn't get from there?

>>169465929
holy shit i guess
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>>169465929
holy sh... zzzzzzzzzz
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so how well do you think it will run on cemu
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>>169466072
Do you mean every big game I got from there or DIDN'T get?
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>>169466125
Terribly at first, and then fine over the course of a few months.

If you're lucky, with Monolith Soft having a hand in its production, it may share some aspects as Xenoblade X which happens to run decently on cemu right now.
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>>169466191
Just like some examples of launches that were pretty big but the store didn't have the euro versions early. Sorry if i'm being obtuse.
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MFW Maho-tan has a very similar trip to WarehouseBro's.
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>>169466125
Tried it the other day. The main menu starts up slowly. After starting a game, the game runs at like 5 fps and then crashes after a few seconds.

So yea, definitely going to need cemu updated. I was on 1.7 I believe.
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>>169466223
wait so you're saying botw is running on the xenoblade engine
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>>169466287
Who cares about an Ausfag? Someone will leak the game tomorrow. Don't pay attention to tripfags.
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>>169466254
Nioh and Yakuza 0 was the last ones I remember. They got Kingdom Hearts 2.8 a day early and I got FF Type-0 early from there.
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>>169466312
I doubt it, but it's a possibility.
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>>169466312
no, the engine for botw was developed for the game
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>>169466312
It might have code from it, like how the world loads, which is a important part, CEMU runs XCX the overworld mostly fine, so will BOTW after some updates.

You'll still need an i7 and a 1070 atleast
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>>169465839
I'll ask again, where is the EUR Zelda tik, Lintahro?
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>>169466459
i got an i7 but no 1070 a lesser graphics card but a decent one
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~3 hours until netherlands leakbro will help us all
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>>169465929

You can do this in Botw and it makes me so happy
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>>169466606
Are you sure or are you making this up?
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>>169466590
That's mostly fine, what you need is CPU power anyway. gl
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too many people playing and no tik? how could it be?
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>>169466671
got to get more ram though need another 8gb
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>>169464048
When will you go to buy it ?
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>>169466740
Because they are mostly playing the switch version
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>>169466459
>You'll still need an i7 and a 1070 atleast

Idk man

XCX is giving me 60 fps on my i3 and 295

Provided I'm not running it at 4k. But that's alright with me
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This is my first leak on 4chan and I have to say I'm a little disappointed. Less than 5 days and you guys keep falling for stupid shit. I mean come on
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>>169466873

yeah, this is pretty fucking pathetic. Further proof of the downfall of 4chins.
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>>169466873
Because we totally have something better to do, don't we?
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>>169466338
How can you be so sure ?
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>>169466873
No it's just filled with shitpostern and idiots who really believe everything.
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>>169462675
>wanting the generic nastyass fuckugly western style
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>>169466873
The Ausfag and the Perufag really sounded genuine, the rest were kind of dumb.
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>>169466936
My DICK
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>>169467091
vending machine bro was the best
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>>169467231
I lost this one, but saw the image, that was funny as fuck.
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titlekey soon?
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>>169462268
Windwaker I agree was fantastic. Skyward Sword was objectively shit.
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>>169467364
march 3rd from the looks of it
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>>169467419
What happened to project media markt?
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>>169467456
shit meme
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it's not even 10 am in spain or the netherlands so there still could be hope? damn nintendo won this fight..
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no where is getting deliveries on a Sunday
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>>169467456
It's fucking 10 am, stores don't open until at least 12, learn some patience
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some mediamarkts in the netherlands are open today and they usually open up at ten.. i dont live there but really, all it takes is just one good person. Now that would be a change given all the shitposters and liers we've had so far.
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>>169467734
All it takes is one good person AND a store that will sell the game
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when is this shit available for preload anyways
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>>169460819
UUHHHNN TIKKER
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>>169467662
okay bruh chill i didnt quite know that. i am perfectly capable of waiting
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>>169467920
It's been stated multiple times in both this and the previous thread
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>>169460212
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>>169462632
i cant even tell who these are try service like iqdb
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Almost tempted to drive over to Venlo and check the local Media Markt
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>>169468135
Do it fag
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>>169468135
do it anon dont let your dream be dreams
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>>169460692

Sup Aus2.0

You dont need a good laptop to dump the game we only need the .tik from tik2sd and we are good and god speed if you fucking do get it and leak a working tik i'll send you a £5 towradfs the epic leak.
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>>169468135
be like me, I'm already driving to mexico tomorrow to every fucking sears/walmart/coppel to see if any have it for sale.
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>>169463247
You're like a hipster normie that buys shirts of 8 bit Mario mushrooms, the triforce and mega man so you can show off how "hurr durr look how retro I am" to the normies.
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>>169468204
>>169468238
>>169468278


Success is really unlikely though, and I bet there are anons who wouldn't have to cross borders first... I mean, there has got to be some dutchfag around here, right?
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>>169468135
DO IT
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GUYS GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

MEDIA MARKT IS CLOSED THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE "LOL CARNEVAL"

ABORT MISSION
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>>169468297
Hoi
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>>169465070
no, feet and not softer than hands
if thier feet are soft its due to taking care but 9/10 most people give zero fucks and let thier feet harden (which is best, save my self from hospital trips due to the fact glass/pins couldnt get trough all my hard skin)
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>>169460212
My fave game of all time is link to the past

my top 3 zelda are
1:Lttp
2:WW
3:albw/MC
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if this mahofag gets that freakin game, it will be the first time I've ever travelled IN TIME to piracy.

Ebin.
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>>169468380
>BRABANTFAG
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>>169468437
that faggot isnt gonna get shit, you fucks are treating him like jesus cause he isnt foaming at the mouth like the rest of these tryhards
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>>169468380
wouldnt it depend on with one it was?
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>>169468493

It's at least the one closest to where I live, just saw it on their website.
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>>169467985

okay bruh chill i didnt quite know that. i am perfectly capable of multiple scoliosis
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>>169468380
sauce ?
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>>169468484
desu, he has said look don't get your hopes up, we have a 1 in a 100 shot, which makes him more trust able than others.
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>people still thinking it'll leak
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>>169460901
i would swap link to the past visual style with MM
What's your personal fav?
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Ok so, if tomorrow nothing has been leaked, and my local Mediamarkt opens, I'll go there, buy the game, dump the tik (i'm in spain) and then return it. The thing is if they will sell it to me...
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>>169468570

telling autists not to get their hopes up about the very thing they're posting in a thread about screams IM FLASHY AND SWAG BUT DONT LOOK AT ME BROS
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>>169468617
that applies to you as well, since your in this thread.
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>>169468565

http://www.mediamarkt.nl/mcs/marketinfo/_Media-Markt-Venlo,154452,-11.html

>Aangepaste openingstijden tijdens Carnaval

>Tijdens de carnaval hanteren wij de volgende aangepaste openingstijden:

>Zaterdag 25 februari GESLOTEN
>Zondag 26 februari GESLOTEN
>Maandag 27 februari GESLOTEN
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maybe instead of going

>hey thread I'm gonna go to this store
>hopefully they sell it
>ill report back

why don't you just fucking go buy it instead of typing up your daily planner. we don't need the storyline
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>>169468602
>steal it
>dump tik
>return it later and get money for it
>profit
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>>169468664
because stores are closed here, anon. its fucking 1AM
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>>169468652

i dont have my hopes up that mahofag is gonna deliver. had my heart broken by perubro earlier though, really believed in that bastard.
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>>169468745
hey, come on, it was not his fault! He tried, travelled his way to Polvo Azules, and didn't got it.

Don't badmouth perufag. I'll protect him.
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Will you guys miss all the fun times you had in /zlg/ once the game finally comes out?
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>>169469148
fuck no, my nerves could not handle anymore of that.
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>>169469148
No。
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Mediamarkt Enschede and Hengelo (netherlands) are open today. Don't know if they sell botw though.
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Nintendo pays someone to monitor this thread. I feel bad for them
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>>169469374
go check it. Take pictures. Cause a shitstorm.
>>
Just know guys, even if it doesnt leak, it's just a few more days.
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>>169469148
Yes. There have been some hilarious memes and those top notch webms that will never be usable again.
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>>169468664
agreed.
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where is mahofag,give us update, bitch.
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>>169469781
inb4 "r00d now i wont dump haha get bamboozled"
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>>169469374
Do they normally sell games early? What is this chain? Are they notorious for breaking Street date?
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>>169468745
i missed that what the hell happened with perubro?
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>>169469858
I've got zimbabweled enough for a lifetime on these leaks general.
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>>169469781
its 9:08 at night what are you expecting?
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Mediamarkt is opening in 50 minutes, this is it bros
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Are people that dumb here, we already tried mediamarkt, they aren't gonna sell anybody the game.
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>>169469148
I'm naming my first horse holy shit for sure, the others may be aus_w, perubro, etc. The games not leaked yet so there's time to find more names. This has been fun
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>>169461803
Someone get in contact with this dude and tell him how to dump
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>>169470125
He went to Polvo Azules and risked his neck, the store said "fuck no we are not selling" and he got depressed for failling us.

For failing you.

But I...

I salute him.
>>
less than 5 hours to go play zelda yeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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>>169470223
the moment of truth
>>
Please, don't believe ANYONE and don't even reply, if they don't have SOLID proof
Also, dump the ticket and upload it is something that takes 1 minute
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>>169470315
We wont be playing the game till monday at the earliest.
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>>169461803
HOLY SHIT
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>>169470256
yes but that was yesterday and today is today
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>>169470138
The .tik, you corno.
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>>169470293
This, people who genuinely tried should be thanked even if they failed to deliver.
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>>169470293
we shall all salute him
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>>169461803
THIS IS THE REAL FUCKING DEAL KIDS SOMEONE FIND THE BEAN BRO
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we should bruteforce all the mediamarkts until one sells the game
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>>169470434
Totally.

Perufag if you're reading this, I promise to name a horse after you.
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>>169470293
Except that never happened, you retard
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>>169461803
one of the comments here says "i called a sears and they told me some stores are already selling it since they received shipments yesterday"

HYPE. MX SEARS GIVES NO FUCKS TO THE STREET DATE
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>>169470681
It doesn't matter. It felt real to me.
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>>169470293
The thing is, was that true?
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>>169470256
What? That guy tried to buy the game?

He didn't.
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>>169470859
See this
>>169470761
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>>169470284

Yeah his initial post says he's not leaking
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did someone got a screen of the new deku tree ?
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Godspeed cabróns
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omw to mediamarkt, wish me luck
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>>169471670
Good luck my man
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>>169471670
If only.
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>>169471670
Kill yourself on the way
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Good morning where is tik
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>>169471670
https://media.giphy.com/media/fJO6e07AkFdaE/source.gif
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>>169472119
It's in your heart
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>>169472148
You'll be in my heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Z7EFSOXDU
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>>169471670
make sure to hit a lightpole on your way back!
>>
Notice how the majority of shit posting has stopped now that the Americans are sleeping?
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>>169461803
where does this guy live? surely there's someone that lives near this beaner and can maybe go to the same store. i know mexicans are poor, but you can sell the key a few times before leaking it and make all your money back and more
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>>169472892
Now would be the time to leak, fuck the amerifags
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I'm going to dildopolis, they just got a new shipment in. Wish me luck.
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>>169472978
;_;
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>>169472892
no point trolling other aussies
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>>169472978
Nice try Im American.
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>>169472892
I'm American. Not all of us are retarded.
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>>169472892
>is amerifag
>sleeps during day

:^)
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any news?
>>
friend is saying mediamarkt germany has it in stock, so leak for EU is happening tomorrow.
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>>169472892
Also is sunday in Eu with the shops closed so won't be any leak today.
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>>169473219
lolok
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>>169473230
most of the shops in non 3rd world cities are open on sunday
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>>169473272
yeh exactly what I'm thinking
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>>169472892
Do you notice how you should end yourself?
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The only leakfag worth mentioning is Vendorfag because he actually put some fucking effort into his trolling, bless him. Not only did he ruse all of you fags, but there was a bunch of people from GBATemp and WiiUIso also following the thread. It was great.

So, where the Mexibros at? We need you now more than ever. If a Mexibro can hook us up with the game files, I swear I won't report my illegal neighbors to ICE and I'll buy at least $10 of Taco Bell to support the cause.
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>>169473340
could you try harder to fit in please?
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>>169473340
>So, where the Mexibros at?
I'm already going to mexico tomorrow. I don't have a Wii U, so I'm 1-day shipping it to someone else to dump it.
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Mexico is sleeping right now, the US also, thats why its really calm here and in GBAtemp...
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First Mexican to leak it doesn't need to go back.
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>>169473550
nigger i've been in these shitty threads shitposting since day 1, why don't you try harder to fit your dads dick in your mouth

>>169473551
So, by Tuesday? Hopefully someone else doesn't leak it before then.

If there was a Mexican in here that could prove they were near a Sears that sold the game, maybe I would paypal/bitcoin them.
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>>169473340
>Taco Bell
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>>169473659

How long do you think it will last? A couple hours maybe?
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The cover of Just Dance of that MediaMarkt photo was in english, maybe that can be helpful to locate the correct MM. I Guess thats not a common thing in all netherlands...
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Any status on eurobros trying to get the game from mediamarkt
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>>169473761
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>>169473843
MM closed on sundays, has it in stock though. We will get a leak for EU on monday.
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i'm from mexico but the stores open in 7 hours
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>>169473898
It's not closed EVERYWHERE on Sundays. A bunch of stores open today.
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>>169474048
ayyy same time zone
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MM is open on sunday..

The Hague , Amsterdam they are all open
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>>169473715
>So, by Tuesday?
yeah, hopefully.
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>>169474075
>>169473843
Went to 2 different MediaMarkts in Rotterdam, both didn't have it
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>>169474048
>>169474075
Yeah, someone posted a list of all the stores open on Sunday - can't remember where. I doubt they're really selling it early though.
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>>169474075
I am talking about Germany.
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whats better on the 3ds majoras mask or oot
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>>169474467
I like MM more
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>>169474467
Breath of the wild
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>>169474467
Majoras Mask, runs better and plays fine despite changes
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>>169474467
A link between worlds
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I have a MediaMarkt like 15 minutes away on foot, but fuck buying this game. I'm buying Horizon and Mass Effect instead.
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>>169462145
What's up, GBATemp!
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No one live in Mexico and can check out if Sears of San Luis Potosí has the game early ? Some rumors going around saying it has it.
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>>169474692
Hello Brazil
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>>169474692
yes, some kid bought it there and posted photos, but won't dump. go ahead and check
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>>169474564
already have it its great would not mind a rom hack
that adds more dungeons llike a masters quest i wonder why handheld Zelda games don't do dlc dungeons like dark souls.
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This thread is officially dead and gone , pack up your bags people.
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>>169474774
rise from your grave
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>>169474740
olá! Tu és uma puta.
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>>169474754
Because the 2D Zelda Development Team is not made of Jews like the 3D one
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>>169474467
Battletoads
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>>169474639
wooahh.............. im like so woke right now dude.........

damn........
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Someone know if stores already have the game in Spain? If so, I'm pretty confident that I can buy it tomorrow (shame that I wont even bother on dump the key, but someone will do anyway)
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>>169472892
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>>169460212
I'm not a very critical person.
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>>169475021
same question for the france
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genuinely surprised Zelda still hasn't leaked. this is a monumental achievement for Nintendo. tho it will most likely leak on Monday or Tuesday that is still orders better than the 10 days before launch sumo and skyward sword had.
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>>169474968
Glad I could help.
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Someone said the tik was posted in the /v/ thread
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>>169474467
I always preferred OoT. Really disliked MM's time limit, and the OST didn't reach the same heights.
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>>169475117
link to the thread?
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>>169475117
what
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>>169475117
And someone is posting assest of Botw
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>>169475117
>/v/ thread
Don't even have to check to know it's bullshit.
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>>169475021
France leak usualy 2-3 days before launch, I've never seen 1 week before launch.
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>>169474639
Checked March 28, 2014
#1 - actually correct
#2 - source says 47 15-19yo births to black mothers in 2011, but it doesn't say what the total was (maybe 65.5?), so can't make percentage just from that. Nor does the source say anything about which of them are unwed.
#3 - Straight-up lie
#4 - 404'd, but apparently 48% is for black WOMEN (women being more susceptible to herpes), blacks are 39% http://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/newsroom/hsv2pressrelease.html
#5 - document contains no lifetime statistics
#6 - 404
#7 - 404, but it doesn't say anything about WHICH africans. Meaningless statement that can't actually be proven or disproven.
#8 - Clearly didn't read his own source. It says blacks have 51% higher obesity rates compared to whites. The actual number for black women is 39.2%
#9 - If it's true, you would need to establish that these facts have some kind of meaning behind them. Judging by its terrible reception among biologists and anthropologists, I don't think The Origin of Races is a trustworthy source for doing that.
#10 - See above. Also straight-up lie.
#11 - true
#12 - I couldn't find anything describing what percentage of children from various races are "paid for by WELFARE". The source isn't even for "children born in the U.S.", it's for children born in Texas and Minnesota.
#13 - Fabricated. At least I see nothing suggesting 90% from the 2012 Criminal Victimization report or Hate Crime Victimization report. According to the source for #14 (page 68), the correct figure should be
934 / (31 + 337 + 4 + 19 + 25 + 58 + 934) = 66.3%.
#14 - Creator can't into math. 6.6 / 2.2 = 3 times as likely, not 4. (page 31)
#15 - Shameless lie, source says nothing about abandoned children or adoption
#16 - yep, judging from source #14. Dunno why he didn't just use that as the source for this one.
#17 - source has nothing to do with unemployment rates; it's completely about the educational background of prison populations. Wat
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HOLY SHIT
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>>169475249
>>169474639
You both need to go back
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>>169475210
where ? Give a link !!
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>>169475117
>not posting thread
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>>>/v/368661096
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>>169475337
How big are the spoilers?
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>>169475337
there's nothing there
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>>169474749
Why is this kid not dumping?
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>>169475404
just dungeons and npc stuff
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>>>/v/thread/368650763
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>>169475404
we know the final boss apparently
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>>169464197
>turtle rock had no theme
>mountainous pitfalls that were seen even before the dungeon constantly
>it's mined out thematically and that's why everyone is surprised when you can find workable ore
>shaped like a turtle

ehh
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>>169475465
this does not exist you buffoon
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>>169460212
Sorry!
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>>169475337
Hookshot ? I doubt this is true infos *thinking*
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>>>/v/368650763
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>>169475564
Oh, and I forgot to mention.
My favorite 2D game is Link's Awakening, and my favorite 3D game is Wind Waker
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all hope is lost
we have to wait
5
days
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>>169475425
I'll live

>>169475486
The name of the final boss, but not the ending? Does that mean they got to the final boss but couldn't beat it, or just that they didn't leak the ending or major plot points?
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>>169475852
Datamining you fool
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Just woke up. I'm guessing Perubro was a complete and total fake?
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>>169475852
i don't know i just know they know, I didn't read further
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>>169475917
Most likely.
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>>169475152
I loved how open ended OoT was after adult link.
You could get the biggoron sword before touching kokiri village as an adult, and do forest and fire temple on any order (and almost water, if not for one eye switch)
You could also do spirit temple before shadow temple.
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>>169475625
Why are you linking this thread?
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>>169475879
From the original leaker?

Reviewers have been playing for days in any case, someone could have potentially beaten it.
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>>169475879
Can you even datamine encrypted files?
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>>169476028
its the day one update they have the key for that.
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>>368664329
titlekey for the day 1 update guyzzz
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>>169476028
How do you think we were able to get all leaks of the assets? Datamining it was.
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>>169462261
Around about the same time they started going the overt version of the gestapo and demanding self censorship of even mentioning a fucking website by name, apparently you can't talk of the *iso forums that only share links and don't host anything but mentioning here, which only shares links and doesn't host anything is different somehow, one of their many, many armchair lawyers could probably explain the difference of which there is none.

The single use the site has anymore is that it's still a dumping ground for links to homebrew and a containment site for the inane ramblings of the idiots who can't figure it's use out, only a few bleed over to hbg.
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>>169476107
>>169476028
you can't datamine encrypted files you fucking goobers.
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>>169475105
apperently a shitton of story spoilers just got leaked so nevermind about that i guess
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So... no .tik...

The guy that went to the store didn't come back. I guess that's it.
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>>169476201
yea i'm nervous in these threads now. i really don't want to get spoiled... i truly hope the bros in this thread are true fans and don't want to spoil the game for us.

we just want the leak, not the spoilers.
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>>169459887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvTVIjmTBv4
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>>169473843

So, it is over then... 5 days.
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Who /beenheresincedayoneandstillrottingawayinshitpostingthreads/ here
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>>169476384
*5 hours.
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>>169476390
HOLY SHIT
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>>169476262
yeah, i'm probably gonna just leave now while i still have the chance.
I'll be fine waiting those last 5 days if it means i won't get my shit spoiled.
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>>368664894
?????
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>>169476262
Me too, I guess that's it for me.

>>169476410
Nah, won't happen.
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>>169476195
Datamined the Update with the key for that apparently.

I'm still skeptical about the original leak. He couldn't have posted the audio leaks without a key. Those icons could've been scans from the guide.

Which is more believable, he cracked the key or he works for Piggyback?
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>>169476434
Heh. Fucked up.

>>>/v/368664894
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>>169476457
the most believable thing is he had a disc...
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>>169476457
The images were leaked from the guide. For sure, or else he would have leaked each and every equipament.
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>>169476390
Me. I'm bored as shit, but apparently there are spoilers everywhere so I need to distract myself away from the internet. I'm gonna make a screencap of VendorBro.
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>>169476195
Maybe made a mix with Edge review and guide that people scanned and uploaded it because it does spoil the number of dungeons.*thinnking*
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>>169460212
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>>169476554
So... it is over. See ya everyone, it was not fun.
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>>169476468
that's some cool ass music

so what's your story? do you have the game but just aren't leaking? i'm not fully caught up on all this leak drama
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>>169476510
Don't remember that. Was there a photo of the disc or was it just the launch screen gif?
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>>169476468
Datamine the Lost Woods BGM and i'll be happy for today
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Welp I guess there's nothing to do except for idling until someone HOLY SHIT's with some actual "proof" so we can hype ourselves up again
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>>169476390 I have a Zeldacracker.exe that's been going since Thursday night.

I kinda wish it would just stop and give me a false key already
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>>169476746
i feel like for the last 4 days my life has just been idling waiting for this leak
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>>169474838
i would pay for a masters quest for albtw and extra dungeons. im not talking about disc locked dlc or cut content dlc im talking about new dungeons worked on after the launch.
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>>169476642
That's the game update, Nintendo provably fucked up with some songs on the disc so they needed to replace those files with an update.
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Hope next time somebody finds somebody has the game we swarm them like stupidcunts and dont get the game as a consequence.

Rinse and repeat till March 3rd lads. Job done.
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>>169476927
Same, I have not played nothing in atecipation
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Just woke up
Where are the MediaMarkt bros?
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>>169476983
so we have access to the update now? along with the original eur files?
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>>169477032
Dead
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>>169477032
>>169474213
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>>169477032
Nintendo Sniped them
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>>169476990
Yeah he surely didn't leak anything because we "swarmed" him.
He was totally not a troll that has nothing or a huge faggot that wasn't going to share anything in the first place.
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>>169477132
ah no big loss for me its going to be months before i can play it with cemu anyway
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>>169477054
Both the game and the update were available on NUS, both were pulled tho, but you don't need to own the game to get a .tik of the update.
While we all have the encrypted eur files, nobody cared to download the update other than a small subset of dudes downloaded the update.
!t.3fxzeyWo was one of the dudes who downloaded the update and talked about it online, he said he doesn't plan on uploading it yet since is useless without the game, but he will if we get the game.
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>>169477191
>huge faggot

Huge faggots have the potential bro.
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>>169477032
I'm to lazy to go outside right now.
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>>169477271
what a cool dude it probably fixed some fucked shit
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>>169477271
so no one has uploaded the update? this is the first i heard of the update being available on NUS. it wasn't available the same time as the game, i was able to grab the game from NUS when it first came up and there was no update.

when was it up? why hasn't anyone else uploaded it for us... obviously it is useless without the game but it would be incredibly handy to have when we get a eur tik....
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>>169470473
this has been up since yesterday newfag
he's not dumping it
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anyone have the compilation of screenshots of paya talking about her birthmark? I saw it posted a million time, but then the second I want to send it to a friend I can't find it anywhere
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>>169477402
Nope. FSTInfo Entries:1708324490
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>>169477394
Yes, I agree
I remember a lot of people when trying to download the game from NUSGrabber got the "Title not found on nintendo's server" because they were mistakenly trying to download the update instead of the game itself.
So it was not up together with the game
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>>169477276
Nah, fuck those assholes attentionwhoring with their copy and going "Look at this... but I'm not leaking ;) ;P".
A real bro would just go ahead and dump it without waiting for thousands to suck his online cock.
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>>169477601
Fucking this
That asshole should kill himself
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>>169477394
anon !t.3fxzeyWo has it, that's how he have that leaked audio, and the .rpx strings, he said he will only upload it if we get the game (since it's useless without it)
It was available on NUS tho, however, it was a different title id
Game update is 0005000E101C9500, game is 00050000101C9500
>>169477421
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>>169477564
yep, i was one of the fags who was having that problem. kept trying to download the update instead of the full game.

i think >>169477271 is a lying nigger. why wouldn't it have been huge news in here that an update was available and why would no one have uploaded the update so we are all ready?
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when is the zelda preload for the wii
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>>169477692
>>169477669
No, that's accurate.

The update was present on the server a long, long time back.

You may note how long ago I added the TIDs to the wiki: http://wiiubrew.org/w/index.php?title=Title_database&diff=2412&oldid=2411
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>>169477718
Provably never at this rate.
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>>169477669
but we already have the game, we are just waiting for the tik file.

why the hell wouldn't he just upload it now so we are all ready to go when that drops?

you or him or maybe you are him, either way you're both disgusting niggers and i don't believe ya ;)
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There was no Wii U update on NUS. Stop with the fantastical bullshit.
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>>169477797
because hes chicken and lazy it takes work to anonymously upload something
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>>169477772
Any use for those bootrom rsa keys on that pastebin?
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>>169477772
so you were the only one in this entire thread who got the update from nus? and you didn't tell anyone? and no one else got it? and no one has uploaded it?

oooook.

you're obviously >>169477669 >>169477271 just being a little nigger. but it's cool. nig away, man. these threads have been full of bitches.
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>>169477978
You can calculate the 6.x save key/7.x NCCH key: https://github.com/SciresM/3ds-pohlig-hellman

But that's useless because those keys leaked forever ago.

So, not really.
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>>169477978
No
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How about this chaps:

I have the game coming this week from Nintendo's UK webstore. If the .tik hasn't been posted by the time my copy arrives I'll grab the .tik for all you glorious /zlg/ posters (If it's anything like orders for Pokemon Sun & Moon, I should get it Tuesday at the earliest).
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Alright heading out now to Media Markt to grab Horizon and see if I can get Zelda (but I very sincerely fucking doubt it).
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>>169478027
Ah those, fair enough.
It's depressing how boring pastebin dives for Nintendo related stuff are, xbox360 was a hilarious goldmine, i miss some of those bastards. It was all pissing contests and circlejerks, productive though.
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>>169478051
we all know leaks are coming, we just want it now :(
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>>169478021
You seem mad, friend.
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>>169478225
Gib tik plz.
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>>169478258
I already posted the enc titlekey for the EUR update, which is B2 37 C5 47 E0 EE FB DA 3F 1A 8C 23 BE 58 FE 81

It just won't do you any good.
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>>169478225
not mad at all, and at this point your photoshopped picture on the game pad doesn't phase me at all.

i've been through it all and your story doesn't check out at all.

so have fun with your update, friend :)
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>>169478225
thanks for grabbing it dude
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>>169478225
Any idea if the update was updated to the google drive or mega folder along with the game files?
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anyone know what to put into funkiiu to use a title.tmd with a title key to produce a .tik?
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>>169478305
So you have the update installed but not the game?
>>
if theres a spoiler thread on /v/ now how long till we get the tik?
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>>169478365
Correct. I don't have the game (and thus can't actually play anything).
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>>169478331
>>169478341
guys it's not real, there was no update.
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>>169478380
still a day one update means the fucked something up real good. so good on ya anon for grabbing it
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>>169478225
I'm not the bruh you are trying to spunk on... but, who honestly fucking cares?

You aren't dumping a thing you allegedly have and there isn't much use for it anyway.

Motherfuckin hype.
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>>169478380
well, atleast it's something... my wii u has been awfully lonely
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>>169478449
>>169478380
Same person. Being a huge faggot.
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>>169478527
Uwotm8?

Get some sleep.
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>>169478225
that doesn't make any sense, the eshop page for botw says that the game is 11gb, the same size as the dump from NUS, but with the update the games becomes 13gb (that is indeed the file size Nintendo said wiiu's Botw was) so what's happening? Not to mention that a surprise day1 update isn't something companies do, i mean what about people in niggerlands with no internet, how are they gonna update the game?
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>>169478305
I want the game's tik though. Gibs me dat.

Would I need this update to install the game when the real tik drops?
How would one install that via the brazilian method?
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>>169478708
there is a 3gb install
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>>169478225
>u-king
Since strings in the .rpx makes references to this, it's the most likely the game codename.
Zelda WW:HD was cking, OoT3D was Queen, ALBTW is Jack and MM3D was Joker.
Those are all references to Alice in Wonderland.
Just a slight fun-fact.
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so to anyone else lurking, did you manage to get this mysterious update as well? and when was it up? because it definitely wasn't available when the EUR game download was up.
>>
"muh install"
"muh file size"
"muh update leak"

You dont have the game yet fucktards.
>>
Damn I just woke up sorry for the delay all
I'm going to check two mediamarkts, a sears and a few other electronics boutiques out here this morning. I don't speak much of their monkey language so its kind of hard to get through without a lot of pointing and jabbing, so if they refuse to break street date I won't press the issue. But if I have any success I'll report back in a few hours, I'm headed out now
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this general gets more sad each day
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>>169478897
It would be good to have the update and game files ready to go for the tik file. Especially for people who have shit internet. Because we do have the game. Why do you keep saying we don't have it?
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Old man confirmed to be different timelines version of King of Red Lions
Ganonfags btfo
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>>169478907
Make sure to report back in 5 hours anon
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>>169478907
Hi Auswarehousefag_W how are you?
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>>169478907
can you update us on the go ?
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>>169478995
What is the game like bro? 10/10 GOTY? Lemme know.
>>
there's no need for an update, you fucks.
If that was the case, dirty normie spic wouldn't be playing the game rn.
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>>169478907
aight let us know :-)
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>>169479087
I don't know how it is yet, the files are encrypted. You can get the game too! The link is in the OP! Enjoy!
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>>169479002
IT'S ACTUALLY REAL
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>>169479002
Adult timeline where Hyrule didn't get drowned?
>>
yeah... I'm out of these threads. Not really worth having the whole game spoiled, dungeons and all.
If it leaks, it'll be all over the internet anyway.
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>>169479176
HOLY SHIT.

Now that's what I call 9.82 GB of wildness.

(That I can't do anything with)
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>>169479002
Ganonfags indeed btfo
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>>169479270
[Spoiler] yes
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>>169479301
Yep! Pretty cool, eh? That's why the update would be useful to us if it was actually real (but it's not so we can't do anything with it [as you like to say]).

Good thing update guy is a huge faggot! :D
>>
If I had the game I wouldn't dump it. But I would find a way to make some1 else, maybe one of you, dump it for me
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>>169478907
>this morning
>it's 2:39 PM
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>>169479386
So who the fuck is this Link? Hero of Time spirit got sent to the child timeline.
>>
for me its a 4th timeline where the water appear then hylia delete the water
>>
Auiekfbo`f
>>
Al final q pasó con los mediamarknde españa?

Finally, what happen with the spanish mediamarks?
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>>169479770
Hylia used CTRL+Z, it's a super effective move.
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>>169478305
Is based anon willing to upload the update?
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>>169480001
What's based about him? He won't share the game anyway. And if he has an update, means it either came with the disk or he was able to download it from the NUS, so we should also be able to.
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>>169478305
the share the update files, easy
>>
Guys, I have a question:
Does it make sense to preload the leaked image from the Nintendo servers? My internet is shit and I don't want to load 20GB twice.
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>>169480228
You should wait then because no one knows wich version will be leaked first and I don't think you can use same key for different version *thinking*
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>>169480343
yup you can't
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>>169478907
SEEMS LEGIT
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>>169478305
how big is the update? I got 20gb internal memory free hope it will be enough
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>>169480343
Alright, thank, will be waiting then.
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Well I can see that making this distracted me just long enough to return to see some real spoilers.
Oh well, at least we all had a great time shitposting these last few days.
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alright anons. Im going to go around and look for a copy of BOTW that's broken release.

any of you guys have recommendations where to look?

I have:
- toys r us
- target
- hhgregg
- walmart
- bestbuy

theres not really any mom and pop shops near where i live, so idk if i'll be able to check those...
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>>169478225
>that photoshop
>what is text alignment
:^) nice try though
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>>169480462
the update seems to be about 2 gb
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>>169480462
10-11gb game + 2-3gb update, you're all set
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>>169480561
so 9,something gib encryptet, installed probably 13~ GiB and +2 Gib ?
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>>169480537
yea i was lucky to avoid the spoilers, just read the first few words in the first post.

still more than i'd want to know, but i'm not sure what it means.

i wish people wouldn't post spoilers in this thread..

good vendorbro image tho, those were exciting times.
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>>169480679
I love the "HOLY SHITs" in the background
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>>169480623
no, 13gb total, game+update
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>>169480679
Thanks for these, anon.
>tfw my hxd cap with "but what was the ruse?" will forever be immortalised
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>>169480679
sweet i got two of my posts in your image.

and holy shit i never saw the end to it where all his posts spelled out holy shit.

now THAT is some serious rusing that just raised the ruse bar to new heights. i'm actually perplexed at the level of rusing.
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>>169480857
a god
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>>169480679
HOLY SHIT I was there
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>>169480679
WoW, this dude tried to sell, seriously... he got what he derserve *sweat*
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>>169480679
the borderline art comment made me lose it. it's so true though.

that was like a full day, multilayered ruse for the ages.

i still can't believe it.

i wish i had friends in real life who i could show this to who would appreciate the art in it.

i showed it to my girlfriend and she did not get it. she said he was a dick. she doesn't understand.
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>>169480679
>"include me in the screencap" hiding at the very bottom
kek
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>>169480537
>>169480679
magic.
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>>169480969
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-25/drunken-brisbane-man-forces-ex-girlfriend-into-head-on-smash/8303510
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>>169481191
that edit was priceless
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>>169480105
Because it's not on NUS anymore so the only way to get it is if it can be downloaded before release when you install the game. Failing that, from anon.
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>>169480679
HOLY SHIT
No but seriously I'd like to thank all you fags for the amazing shitposting these last two days
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>>169480679
So glad I missed all of this and entered the thread in the aftermath. It would have been too much.
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woke up

what did i miss

oh, nothing
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>>169481191
>local man attacks everything
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>>169481352
it was too much.
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>>169481352
it was probably the most intense times i've ever seen in a leak related thread. that ruse will go down in history no doubt.
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dw, we only have 22 more 5 hours until it comes out if these aussies are still full of it
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>>169481417
true dat
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>>169481380
A spic on facebook boasting with his BotW copy telling everyone he won't dump the .tik.
Hundreds of anons going to MediaMarkt returning in 5 hours.

So you missed nothing.
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>>169480679
I'm probably retarded but how does plugging a Wii U under a vending machine that has a boxed game in it permit you to get the game?
Am I missing something?
Top bants though.
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>>169481497
your missing the common sense
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>>169481481
>Believing MediaMerkel fags
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No one likes you a one, just embrace that fact, that's why no one is going to leak it for you, because you're all nothing but pathetic pieces of trash.
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>>169481580
you're* mb
>fuck 70 seconds rip
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>>169481497
The idea was he was attempting to dump the game/key in secret.
But obviously not.
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>>169481497
He hid the wii u there so he could dump the .tik from the disc
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>>169481497
I doesn't the vending machine is just a hiding place that has an outlet nearby.
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>>169481690
I would've just put the wii u in my backpack and sit at a local starbucks with the cord out as if I were charging my laptop
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>>169481674
>>169481684
>>169481690
Oh wow. Because doing it at home would summon Navy Seals to take him to Guantanamo right?
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>>169481762
Starbucks don't sell Wii U games though.
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>>169481803
It wasn't real anyway we were fucking idiots for believing him
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>>169481803
I think the idea was to return the disc asap.
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>>169481809
Yeah and local vending machines do right
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>>169481603
>MediaMerkel

Kek'd
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>>169481803
Because he works at a warehouse retard. He was dumping it on the job.
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>>169481803
If he was legit he might have got away with keeping the disc in the console and putting the case back as he left.

But he wasn't so.
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>>169481857
its called redbox senpai
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If a reseller breaks the D1, every reseller can legally break D1.
This is law
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>>169481898
>>169481902
The screencap doesn't include the fact that he was in a warehouse.
I get it now but don't call me a retard since the screencap clearly isn't telling the whole story.
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>>169478305
>I can't be bothered to upload 2gb

Yeah pretty fake
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where is leak
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>>169478225
clean the pubes off your gamepad ya fuckin slob
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>>169479002
Nice photoshop
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Any frenchfags in here? I don't know how it works in the rest of the world but hypermarkets here don't give a fuck about release dates and always put game for sale days before.
Someone should check Auchan, Carrefour, Leclerc and all that shit on monday, pretty sure it'll be there.
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>>169481992
uploading is tough business. remember col? poor guy couldn't even use pastebin properly
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>>169478225
the B and U in your shoop is off center btw
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>>169481981
there's enough for me to infer it
the cardboard crate, the fact he had to be so sneaky with the photos, the context of warehouses being the kind of place a thing would get leaked
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>>169482117
I'm a french retard who doesn't have a car so I won't be able to check Q.Q
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En el media markt de valencia colón me han dicho que llegará mañana pero que no lo venderán hasta el viernes
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>>169482242
ever heard of walking? how do you get around without a car
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>>169482285
>En el media markt de valencia colón me han dicho que llegará mañana pero que no lo venderán hasta el viernes

speak english spanishfag
Google Translate: In the media markt of valencia colon I have been told that it will arrive tomorrow but will not sell it until Friday
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>>169482285
Eso dicen siempre
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>>169482315
you dont need to get around when you sit in your basement all day anyways
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>>169480679
>5 of my posts are in this image

the power of samefagging
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>>169482371
tard, go fuck your dad (if you know who is him)
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>>169482285
>Media Market of Valenciai (Spain I imagine) gets the game tomorrow but won't be selling it until friday

Just shows that a lot of european stores will have it on monday so a leak is highly probable.
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>>169482435
as i said earlier i wil get it from mediamark on monday. so calm the fuck down there wont be any leaks today
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>>169482315
Too far on foot (living in small town) *sob*
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>>169482508
there's a chance someone will get a copy from that sears today.
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>>169482548
Take a bus or a bike
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I've lost all hope anyway. Will grab it off CDN once it's back up on thursday presumably then grab a ticket when available.
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>>169482508
I'm perfectly calm and I said it's probable that we'll get a leak tomorrow.
Might want to work on that reading comprehension hermano.
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>>169482117
J'irais voir lundi dans mes magasins ! Et si j'arrive à le trouver et qu'il n'y a toujours pas la clé je la balancerait ici sans soucis.
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>>169480679
>mfw I was the "AUSSIES MIGHT ACTUALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES"
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>>169482654
nice prank. youtube channel link?
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>>169482508
mediamarket aint selling shit

>>169482579
how hard is it to confirm if MX sears is selling shit? Are there any spanish speaking fuckers in here willing to call some Mexican sears and see if they're actually selling it?
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>>169482618
C'est bien urbain de ta part mais tu sous-estimes le nombre de grands malades qui vont faire l'ouverture de toutes les grandes surfaces.
Si le jeu est dans les rayons y aura un leak très tôt je pense, que ce soit en France ou en Europe.
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>>169482587
Bus might work, but I don't have a bike *thinking*
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>>169482654
Even if mahofag delivers it, aussies will still be sub-humans
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>>169482242
>>169482395
>>169482548
>>169482756
Je serais toi j'arrêterais avec les actions entre astérisques parce que c'est plutôt mal vu par ici.
Sinon je suis comme toi j'ai pas de voitures et je vis dans la campagne (mais région parisienne) donc je peux prendre le bus pour aller à Paris.
Mais bon grosse flemme sachant que plein d'autres gens mieux équipés vont aller checker tous les magasins dés demain matin.
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>>169482741
for engfags the translation is that if stores have it now its bound to leak in the next few days.
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We had a fucking tactical unit attempting to steal BotW E3 demo right under Nintendo's nose and no one can dump a disc sent to hundreds of thousand of video game shops around the world? H O L Y S H I T?
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>>169482741
ils vont pas les vendre à mon avis


les seuls qui les auront en rayon ce sera Micromania pour les exposés et ils vous les vendront pas
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>>169482968
It was fake you dumb cunt. You really don't believe the E3 troll
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>>169482741
C'est pas faux ahah , de toute façon aujourd'hui c'est mort on est dimanche , plus qu'a attendre demain pour voir ou le leak en est .
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>>169482285
Iré hoy, vivo en madrid. Pero si está el juego no tengo los 60€ así que alguien más que lo compre
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>>169482968
but the unit didn't manage to steal it...
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>>169482942
worth if you wanna be a hero.
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>>169482969
mes mediamarkt le vente alors il a un chance qui il put avoir un leak
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Who /italianfag/ here?
There's only a Unieuro with no WiiU games here :(
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>>169482968
Shame E3 is open to the public this year just as the Wii U dies.
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>>169483138
mama mia
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>>169483043
Happening?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/5wadod/aussie_takes_4chan_vg_users_waiting_for_the_zelda/

Make sure to upboat guys. :) :) :)
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>>169482969
Je vois plus Carrefour ou autre grande surface faire ça, ils s'en branlent complètement, j'ai déjà acheté plein de jeux en avance chez eux.
Et si un magasin exposait le jeu en rayon et refusait de le vendre ce serait illégal, refus de vente ou je ne sais quoi.
Si ils le recoivent et ne veulent pas le vendre avant vendredi ils le garderont dans la réserve.
D'ailleurs Micromania vendent souvent les jeux en avance aux gens qui ont réservé, ça m'est arrivé plus d'une fois.

TL;DR in english : Stores in France are known to sell games before release date.
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>>169482942
Oh, je ne savais pas pour les asterix, merci du conseil! Mais c'est vrai que c'est dur de faire le tour des magasins sans voiture. On verra bien d'ici demain comme tu le dis :D
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>>169483081
parle bien français d'abord ensuite si ils le vendent vas en acheter un putain qu'est ce que tu fais
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>>169483043
You'd better not be pulling our leg.
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>>169483138
I checked both a mediaworld and a gamestop but they don't have it yet, there're only preorder cases.
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>>169483203
Fuck you and kill yourself
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>>169483287
I think he's trying to tell us he's a faggot. can't really tell
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>>169460212
Come at me.
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porca madonna
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>>169483206
d'acc ben demain go en acheter un à ton carrefour non ?
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>>169483287
that image was posted before that literally a few posts ago, in this same thread. its a shoop.
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>>169483193
>>169483287
Are you retarded? >>169478225
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Probably a stupid question but why didn't anyone try the files with cemu? Do you also need the tik to decompress the archive?
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>>169483447
Yes, this question is very stupid.
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>>169483447
Yes, it's a fucking stupid question
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>>169483447
Stupid question from a stupid man
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>>169483447
Get out here, cemu fag
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>>169483367
Je suis l'un des deux frenchfags qui vit à la campagne sans voiture haha.
Mais comme je l'ai dis, plein de gens, que ce soit en France ou dans le reste du monde, iront voir les magasins dés leur ouverture demain matin, j'ai pas besoin de bouger mon cul.
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>>169483447
cemu needs a title keys and the wiiu common key. the title key is part of the ticket
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Alright just came back from a Media Markt close to me. They didn't have Zelda on the shelves, not even a display case. In fact, the fucking Wii U section was 1/4th of the Skylander shelf across it, was pretty pathetic to see.

Asked guy if they even got the game in, he checked, and yes, it's in. People who pre-ordered will be able to pick it up on Thursday afternoon/evening or Wednesday in some stores.

tl;dr HOLY SHIT
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>>169483361
ho visto un negro con le scarpe di gomma
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>>169483492
>>169483506
>>169483507
>>169483548
You guys want to pirate the game but the slight mention of Cemu still triggers you so hard. Thanks for the (You)'s

>>169483554
Thanks for the actual answer.
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>>169483585
As the spanish guy said. Media markt won't sell it until friday or thursday. TRY DIFFERENT EUROPEAN STORES!!
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>>169460212

heh............
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>>169483585
yeah, we've known the mediamarket meme was a failure. we do have confirmation some righteous uppity spic did at least get an early copy from Sears, though.
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>>169483649
Every your post gets even more stupid.
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So, our only hope for today is Maho-tan in a few hours, otherwise probably Monday?
I say we got some good chances...
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>>169483743
At least it's readable.
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>>169483273
je connais pas trop bien francais
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Where are the Mexicans at? Can any of you confirm if any stores there are selling early?

Also, I just got added to that Wii/3DS Latin American scene Facebook group. Gonna see if they've said anything new.
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>>169483862
It's like 9 am over there, we can only wait otherwise it will be Monday.
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guess it's the perfect time to go to bed. tonight, I'll dream of mexicans.
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So no one from Mediamarkt came through?
Have there been any other developments
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>>169483684
>Not playing Spirit Tracks, the best mobile Zelda game after Link's Awakening by a monstrously large margin

Why do you even live?
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>>169483862
Stores open in 2 hours
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>>169483985
>>169484047
I see. Maybe a Mexibro will pull through today. Assuming stores are open on Sundays there.
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>>169484003
How many countries in Europe even have opening hours on Sunday? Be patient and wait till tomorrow at least.
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>>169460212
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>>169484104
Most of them.
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>>169484107
nice
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>>169483049
I know, I'm just saying that people were in mission impossible mode at that time, fucking crazy shit just for a demo. Now that the copies are out there in every single shop of the earth not a single one can be assed to break street date.
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>>169484104
Every major city pretty much you retard.
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>>169484010

i never bought a 3ds!! and if it was on vanilla DS, which without googling and checking, i think it actually was, i think i sold my DS before i even knew it would exist.

i HAVE heard the DS zeldas are quite good though, so my life quality being questioned confirms they probably are good i suppose.
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>>169483032
Your tik is fake
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>>169460212
actual zelda tiers:

S Tier:
>MM
>OOT
>ALTTP

A Tier:
>TP
>LA
>Oracle of Ages
>Oracle of Seasons
>Legend of Zelda

B Tier:
>Wind Waker
>Minish Cap

C Tier:
>Skyward Sword
>Adventure of Link
>Spirit Tracks

D Tier:
>Phantom Hourglass

F Tier:
>Wand of Gamelon
>Faces of Evil
>Zelda's Adventure

Doesn't Qualify For This List Tier (not ordered)
>Four Swords
>Triforce Heroes
>Link's Crossbow Training
>Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland
>Irozuki Tincle no Koi no Balloon Trip
>Hyrule Warriors

Remakes don't count.
Botw gunning for a tentative S tier, cannot be confirmed for 12 months minimum
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>>169484463
Wind Waker is the best 3D one though.
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>>169484463
Unless i'm retarded you're missing ALBW
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>>169484556
you are and he did
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>>169484463
swap MM with WW, and ST with Z1, and we have a deal.
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>>169484556
>Remakes don't count.
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>arguing which TLoZ game is the best when it's clearly subjective
you are all retarded
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>>169484704
Ebin xD
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>>169484657
>WW
that game isn't getting out of its tier unless the developers go back and actually flesh out the world and dungeons to be varied and nonlinear. That game had too much content cut and was left an empty shell of a game where you just kept retreading content and fetch quests while in a totally monotonous overworld
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>>169484704
albw is not a remake...
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>>169484784
>>169484735
ALBW is a remake of ALTTP
80% of the game is just ALTTP remade in 3DS

that game cannot be called an original title in any sincerity. Its at best a remix
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not recognizing minish cap as the best 2d zelda game means you will not get into heaven
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Sorry if i'm retarded but i still don't get it, when (if) the tik is leaked how do i "process" it with the dump downloaded from NUS? I mean what do i have to do, having the dump and the key, to have the game folder i need to install the game through wup installer?
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>>169484834
Just like MM?
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>>169484848
Put the title.tik in the dump folder and install.
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>>169484848
Put the encrypted files into SD:/install/folder/
When you get the real tik, put it into /folder/

Install folder with wupinstaller

Done
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>>169484834
still isnt a remake. the world, albeit similar, is actually quite different, the story is totally different, has entirely new mechanics for items and world exlploration, new dungeons, an entirely new overworld to travel to. it is in fact a direct *sequel*. having the same overworld does not make it a &*remake* in any sense of the word.
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was the beanbro that got it early even mexican tho? all i know is that he was a spanish speaker
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Perfect, can't believe vendorbro was another fucking Australian.
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>>169484897
MM reused art assets and engine to create an entirely new world that didn't retread its predecessor, like the Oracle games.
ALBW remade the old assets in a new engine but used it to create a nearly 1:1 replica of the old map, old enemies, old dungeons, old bosses, old questline, etc of its predecessor

ALBW is as much a new game as the OOT Master Quest
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>>169484834
>ALBW is a remake of ALTTP
No it's not. It takes place after ALTTP
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GODDAMN, FUCKING LEAK ALREADY THIS IS KILLING ME, I HAVE SOME SODY POPS AND SNACKS BUT NO GAEMS
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>>169484983
mexicans speak spanish, idiot
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>>169484924
>>169484953
I thought i had to use the key with NUS to decrypt the dump or something like that, didn't think it was this easy, thanks.
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>>169484995
I consider albw a half remake half sequel it uses the same layout and overall gameplay but adds new features and story thus making it fresh.
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>>169485017
Go to the closest videogame shop and bribe the cashier with sodie pops, what could go wrong?
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>>169485090
the wii u does the decryption if you provide it the correct files.
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Anons inflicting their "muh fave zeldo" lists.
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>>169485016
"We recreated ALTTP and almost everything is completely identical"
"But we changed the names around and instead of being Link collecting 3 pendants and rescuing 7 sages, its Link's grandson collecting the 3 pendants and rescuing the 7 sages"
"From the same dungeons"
"Fighting the same enemies"
"With the same music"
"Same overworld, items, mechanics"
>oh
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>>169484995
ocarina of time master quest didnt have an entirely new story, a totally bramd new traversal mechanic, new item mechanics, etc. its a sequel with similar themes and the same overworld. it is in no way a *remake*.
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>>169485090
The dump gets decrypted by the key
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>>169484576
I don't see it?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCJBI0BCIoc

Man this music is god tier. But it sounds somewhat familiar. Have I heard it somewhere before? Reminds me of some other game I played a long time ago
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>>169485132
you... haven't played albw, have you?
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>>169485050
And so do a shit ton of other countries. He could've been from fuckin Peru or Bolivia.
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just so you guys know, the word you are looking for to describe albw is a "rehash" not a "remake"
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>>169485202
No I haven't but I've seen videos
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>>169485132
I think you might actually be retarded.
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>>169485202
I have. Its mostly a remake. Some new dungeons and items and the wall mechanic was nice but lets face it its just a remix of ALTTP
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>>169485201
Reminds me of smash bros
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>>169485279
it's really not at all tho.
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>>169485090
The tik contains the key
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>>169485279
again, you must not know what the word "remake" means. its a "rehash".
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All this talk about the 3DS games kinda makes me want to get out and finally buy 3DS just for the Zeldas, and Monster Hunter.

Is it even worth it at this point with 3DS emulation getting better and better and, considering the age of the 3DS, a possible handheld successor on the horizon?
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>>169485234
Not really, because ALBW literally remade most of ALTTP in 3d. The ideas weren't just similar, they were 1:1 remake for most of it. Enemies had the same protocols, same attacks, same damage, same appearance. Music was just a remix of the old stuff
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>>169485404
With that retard logic, MM is OOT remake.
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DESU Anons, we've got no chance of the tik leaking today. Monday earliest, i reckon the Wii u version of this game could be the equivalent to the Gamecube version of TP
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>>169485201
Tal Tal Heights/Dark World

I don't understand how you guys profess to be Zelda fans
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>>169485404
none of those things make a game a "remake". its the same world, mostly similar ideas, mostly similar mechanics. the story is new, with many brand new mechanics and new dungeons, a totally new overworld. its a rehash, using the majority of elements from a previous game and making a new one. its not a "remake". majoras mask does the same thing, and is. guess what? not a remake. its a "rehash"!
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>>169485404
Yet all of the dungeons maps were completely different, it's a sequel sharing the same overworld map
Is pokèmon G/S a Kanto remake with an extra prologue?
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>>169485482
MM doesn't remake hyrule from OOT. It doesn't retread the same overworld, dungeon, quest structure, etc. It makes a completely original game based on a time travel mechanic
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TP is OOT remix.
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>>169485543
>the Wii u version of this game could be the equivalent to the Gamecube version of TP
In what way?
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>>169485587
>Yet all of the dungeons maps were completely different
in the same sense that the OOT master quest had "completely different dungeons"
the ALBW dungeons were just remixes of the ALTTP dungeons, with a few additions like the house of gales
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>>169485604
The dungeons are all completely different
They're as much the same as Deku Temple is the same as Forest temple
But you're just baiting, I know that much
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god damn this game needs to leak already so this autism can end.
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>>169485649
Not really, the dungeons in MQ were the same, it was some items placement into them that got swapped around
>>
Spending time playing Windwaker HD, Twilight Princess HD and Hyrule Warriors.

Plenty to do till BOTW comes out.
>>
>>169485649
it is not simply the new dungeons that stop it from being a remake. if nintendo too altp and took literally everything from it, kept it the same, but changed the story, it would not be a remake, it would be a rehash. a remake is *the exact same game* made again. albtw is a direct sequel with a very similar world and mechanics. whether or not its good or different enough doesnt matter, the simple fact that it is not the same game is what makes it a rehash, instead of a remake.
>>
>>169485543
We have a little bit of chance, Maho-tan is still out there and some european/latinoamerican shops that have the game are open today.
But yeah, if this game is leaking before release, monday is probably the day.
>>
Squaresoft announced that FF7 remake will change title to FF7 rehash just now
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>>169485690
they even have the same traps

you walk in and theres a hallway with a wall spewing metal orbs you need to dodge
>>
>>169485962
Ok now I know you're baiting for sure, I'll stop
>>
>>169485649
God, you're fucking stupid man. A remake is a "do-over" of the same game Red -> Fire Red. A sequel is OoT -> Majora's Mask and a REHASH is re-using same themes over and over with negative connotations, so OoT and TP.
>>
>>169485962
yeah, they rehashed the same dungeon designs, i totally agree. its still by definition not a remake.
>>
>>169485901
Anon that company isn't called that anymore.
Are you in 2002? Do you need the time police to take you out of there?
>>
>>169485901
Do you also call Blizzard Silicon&Synapse?
>>
>>169485789
holy shit I still haven't played through TP HD on my haxchi'd wii u

thanks pal
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Im at the bestbuy parking lot waiting for it to open...

Its sucks not having mom and pop shops near me....


I shouldve bought a bestbuy uniform off ebay and use it to infiltrate their warehouse
>>
>>169486351
TP is unbearable. Also the HD Remaster doesn't look nearly as good as Wind Waker HD. Much like the fake leaks, you can blame Australia for that.
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>>169486517
Twilight Princess is pretty good fag.
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>>169486441
at least post it in higher quality
>>
The real crime is that they managed to make it look worse
>also, that aliasing
>>
>>169486351
I got it the other day and was pretty excited to play after 100% the wii version, but the controls are unbearable, especially when riding your horse. Really hoping BoTW is a lot better.
>>
>>169486517
TP is better than WW though
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>>169486632
>>
>>169486517
what this dude said.
Even with the bullshit sailing and clearly unfinished parts, WW is still a blast to play through because of its charm and art style.
TP looks ugly, has unbearable parts in it (beginning, wolf link) and is as easy as Wind Waker with none of its charm.
>>
>>169486632
>TIX TIX
IS IT HAPPENING
>>
>>169486680
amen
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Mfw Australia takes you guys on another wild ride tomorrow
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>>169486680
I played through ALBW and really enjoyed it but, godamn, it looks like a mobage.
>>
>>169486608
Great dungeons, that's about it.
>>
>>169486705
This pretty much. Why does it look like ass? What the fuck happened? It can't even run at 60fps, either.
>>
>>169486740
I honestly prefer the australian ruse cruise to the current albw shitposting.
>>
>>169486198
>Blizzard
That's a funny way to write Activision
>>
>>169486925
This
You faggots need to take your bickering back to /v/

This thread is for regular shitposting that everyone can laugh about
>>
"muh albw"

Zelda reddit, faggots
>>
>>169486585 the fuck is that is it legit you think ?
>>
>>169487045
yeah, we'll get back to doing that them. i'l start: HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169487151
wtf is 14pm
>>
>>169487151
>14pm
>>
>>169487151
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169487151
>non-general thread on /vg/
Nope, he's retarded.
>>
>>169487151
HOLY SHIRT
>>
>>169487235
Retarded time spelling aside, that's in an hour, right?
>>
>>169487223
1400 i guess brazil time
>>
>>169487223
2am obviously.
c'mon use your head
>>
>>169487306
yep
>>
>>169487151
>14 pm
>selling nintendo games in brazil
>not posting here

nice try
>>
>>169487313
that's an hour from now.
>>169487324
i know you're trolling but i'm still gonna call you a retard.
>>
1400 brazil time is in an hour btw

https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/brazil/rio-de-janeiro

seems like another "5 hours" to me
>>
>>169487223
Either 2:00pm or 14:00 starting from noon, 2am.
>>
Okay guys, let's hype up the next hour for the inevitable disappointment.

HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169487437
HOLY SHIT
>>
H
>>
New thread for disappointment?
>>
>>169487437
h
>>
>>169487423
why would you start from noon...

go away
>>
But Nintendo doesn't sell on Brazil anymore.
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>>169487470
A dissapointment edition
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>>169487437
DIVINE EXCREMENT
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>>169486680
>>
>>169487313
14pm in brazil it is equal 14:00
>>
>>1694874This was the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /zlg/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to troll or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with a leak. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on /zlg/ who doesn't go all HURR HOLY SHIT, [WHERE DA TIK XD] and LEL U STUPID FUCKING RETARD. Every fucking day in the year that I have been here have has every fucking day been leak day, with the occasional fads and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn HOLY SHIT that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of Nintendrones, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking month without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned troll post, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking board, all of you, kill your fucking selves while play your shitty BOTW. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARD
>>
>>169487437
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169487517
Because it said 14 pm and pm is after noon
>>
>>169487574
paragraphs, they exist for a reason.
>>
>>169487535
This is a pretty common technique actually for these sorts of games. Still looks fucking hilarious though.
>>
>>169487574
nice pasta
>>
>>169487640
OH SHIT!

2am brazil time confirmed
>>
BRAZIL TIME 14PM IN AN HOUR
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169487664
haha epic
>>
Nintendo doesn't exist in Brazil.
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>>169487770
I wish people wouldn't ignore these posts
>>
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"In response to ongoing developments in the Brazilian market, Nintendo of America Inc. today announced changes to the physical distribution of its products in that country. Starting in January 2015, Gaming do Brasil, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Juegos de Video Latinoamérica, GmbH, will no longer distribute Nintendo products in Brazil. Gaming do Brasil has distributed Nintendo products in the country for the past four years. Despite the changes in Brazil, Juegos de Video Latinoamérica will continue to be Nintendo's distributor for Latin America and they remain committed to the brand and the region.

"Brazil is an important market for Nintendo and home to many passionate fans, but unfortunately, challenges in the local business environment have made our current distribution model in the country unsustainable. These challenges include high import duties that apply to our sector and our decision not to have a local manufacturing operation. We will continue to monitor the evolution of the business environment and evaluate how best to serve our Brazilian fans in the future."
>>
>>169487770
import
>>
>>169487770
Importing is a thing.
>>
>Using Brazilian Method on Brazilian rip

Even if legit it'll be an american .tik which will be literally useless to anyone for now anyway
>>
>>169487574
You have this bullshit open in notepad bro?
>>
>>169487819
stores can import the game.
>>
>>169487886
They'll dump the NTSC version as well.
>>
>>169487956
Which would require someone else leaking the game. They wouldn't get them shipped until release date.
>>
>>169487770
Good, they'll be motivated by revenge to leak the whole game + tik.
>>
Okay boys before we play lets take a moment a honor this one to the ones who wanted to play but didn't make it in time. To all those fake tiks that and those aussies who fooled us not one but twice. We're about to go on a grand journey with shitty FPS. What you may see in this game will blow your fucking mind. Enjoy guys!
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8bzgd41jhxpesca/title%20.tik?dl=0
>>
can't wait to attempt to run a game on CEMU
>>
>>169487874
>>169487881
Nobody will pay import price to leak the game on 4chan.
>>
>>169488095
fake af
>>
>>169488095
fake and gay
>>
>>169488095 HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169488095
Thanks. Playing now. Already at Molundaga's Ice Palace with a level 5 fire rod and an escapism enchantment equipped.

Great stuff.

Also Zelda is really a female with big wide birthing hips
>>
>>169487886
It's probably the whole game they will be leaking if they are leaking anything, so that doesn't matter
>>
It seems to me like Mahofag isn't shitposting as much as every other tripfag that's popped up over the course of this whole general.

Maybe he really is the hero we need.
>>
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Time to crack this baby open
>>
>>169488345
Well, the only thing i'm sure is that he has a great taste
>>
Well fuck me if the game leaks with the American .tik I was really looking forward to the French dub.

Also, how do I run an American game on my European console using the Brazilian method ?
>>
if you're gonna post fake .tik's the least you could do is get the title right
>>
>>169488446
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>169488446
Seen this before. Nice try faggot
>>
>>169488446
time to crack open a bear
>>
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>>169488446
Please just give it a rest, anon
>>
>>169488458
You need haxchi, mocha, or sign patcher.
>>
>>169488446
Need more proof ^^
>>
>>169488446
Time to kill yourself faggot
>>
>>169488446
This is the exact same box as the facebook post.
>>
82ED8599474D12FB63E5E36009409171
It's happening?
>>
>>169488446
It's the Facebook pic, fuck off
>>
>>169479002
please tell me where you found this holy shit
>>
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>>169488446
imma crack ur ass open fgt
>>
wheres the new thread
>>
>>169488654
14:00pm brazil edition
>>
>>169487534
that's such a reddit thing to say, my eyes won't stop bleeding
>>
ha ha ha ! !

thiefing pirate NIGGERS will not be play zelda until march 3 ! ! even if encrypter key is leaked , it will be of no use to fucking pirate thief bastard ! ! there is special securty measure in zelda ! ! you will BUY GAME march 3 fucking thief dog fucker bastard ! !
>>
>>169488654
5 hours
>>
>>169488545
I've got Haxchi, mocha is the thing with the DS game right ? Pretty sure I installed it when I hacked the Wii U
>>
>>169488603
damn, it's pretty close, but wrong key
>>
>>169488808
How u know?
>>
>>169488791
Nah haxchi is the DS one, mocha is for people who can't get a DS game or don't have one.

As long as you've got haxchi, that's pretty much all you need.
>>
>>169488860
i made the fake key detection tool, it would have complained about a missing .app file if it was the right key
>>
i have the game in my house
>>
>>169488808
It is impossible to know if a key is "pretty close". Stupid goddamn retard
>>
>>169488860
he has the real code he's comparing the digits
>>
>>169488860
FSTInfo Entries:87577
>>
>>169488778
Please stop using the N word. Thank you.
>>
>>169488778
You again?
>>
>>169488960
thats not close at all
>>
>>169488931
No (you) don't.
>>
>>169488981
Shitskin
>>
>>169488778
Who the fuck are you anyway you were on the last 4 threads

>>169488909
Oh so I just have to launch Haxchi and I can play with whatever region I want ?
>>
>>169488808
How close?
>>
>>169488981
*N*o

>>169488960
didn't some niggers say anything below 9000 is close?
>>
>>169488981
gtfo newfag
>>
>>169489019
close enough to have cdecrypt consider it a potentially valid key
>>169489062
it would need to be around 130-150 i'd say, but not much more
>>
>>169488981
Nigger
>>
new bread when
>>
>>169489081
87577 is not below 9000 dipshit
>>
>>169489142
What if the number is 1 ?
>>
>>169488981
Stupid nigger
>>
>>169489186
whenever b
>>
Why do you not wait for the fucking game that is supposed to release on Friday fucking rats
>>
will I be able to play with JAP voice acting and english text?
>>
>>169489217
then you got yourself a meme
>>
>>169489142
what's the logic behind this value anyway? what exactly is fstinfo?
>>
>>169488945
Sure >_>
>>
THERE IS NO "CLOSE" IN FSTINFO IDIOTS
ONLY THE CORRECT KEY WILL DECRYPT THE FILES. INCORRECT KEYS WILL YIELD A PURELY RANDOM NUMBER
>>
>>169489254
??? we're all waiting for horizon zero dawn not zelda lmao
why would anyone want to play a garbage baby game when a modern masterpiece for mature gamers is only 1.5 days away
>>
>>169489195
lol woops

it's 3:30am and these leak threads are making me loopy. goodnight faggots <3
>>
>>169489240
>>169489150
Jesus, some of you kids are super easy to manipulate.
>>
0.5 HOURS FAGS
>>
>>169489286
pretty much the content manifest of the app, and if the amount of entries is not equal to the number of content (in BotW's case, 130), then it's most likely fake, and by most likely, i mean it's almost guarenteed to be fake
>>
>>169489273
Unfortunately, not officially. You need to wait for an undub patch.
>>
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>>169489331
Nice bait.
>>
>>169489415
Its confirmed that the brazilian leak is fake
>>
>>169489602
where?
>>
>>169489045
That's about the size of it.
>>
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>>169489657
here
>>
>>169489602
How ?
>>
>>169489273
No
Wait for an undub or play in English
>>
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>>169488981
retarded ningen
>>
>>169489739
>kkkkkk

what did he mean by this?
>>
MAKE NEW ZLG THREAD
>>
>>169489763
>>169489739
Basically he said that he was the one who created that thread as a test, and that he didn't which zelda it was.
His friend softly scolded him for being another troll in 4chan.
>>
>>169489739
you think i can read nigger talk?
>>
>>169489804
It means "kakakaka" and not "kei kei kei"
>>
>>169489804
wwwwwwww
>>
ok so any spanish speakers called around to see if its on sale there yet in certain stores like sears?
>>
>>169489602
It doesn't even make sense
Brazil doesn't get Nintendo games. They have to import them. For someone in Brazil to have BotW would mean that some other country sold it to an import store before release date and it went through international shipping and customs a full week ahead of release date

Brazil typically doesn't get Nintendo games until weeks AFTER release for this reason.
>>
>>169489657
NINTENDO DOESN'T SELL PRODUCTS IN BRAZIL
NINTENDO DOESN'T SELL PRODUCTS IN BRAZIL
NINTENDO DOESN'T SELL PRODUCTS IN BRAZIL
NINTENDO DOESN'T SELL PRODUCTS IN BRAZIL
NINTENDO DOESN'T SELL PRODUCTS IN BRAZIL


Fucking nigger you need more "proof"?
>>
>>169489804
that's a shitty brazillian laugh, or the neo-kkk.
they got really big after a while.
>>
>>169489881
They went to check and never returned. Are either liars or probably playing the game right now.

List of people who you simply can't trust:

Australians
Mexicans
Brazilians

Trump was right about that wall
>>
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HAHAHHAHAHA XD
>>
>>169489915
you're a dumbass. i live in brazil and there are nintendo products in every store.

they stopped supplying to their official brazil supplier but nearly every store worth a damn imports or gets nintendo from their suppliers.

don't be such a dumb fucking nigger cunt.
>>
>>169489881
It's sunday my man. Church and family lunch.
>>
>>169489953

You can't Trust people at all
>>
>>169489953
Don't forget Russians.

Fuck, if I spoke Spanish, I'd call those stores just to see myself.
>>
>>169490008
thats the facebook photo you tard.
>>
>>169489901
This is not actually true. I live in São Paulo and we got Fire Emblem Fates even before street date on some import shops. They get their games directly from Paraguay and Panama, and most fill their storages days before the official launch date.
>>
>>169489881
Spanish speaker here, it seems that sears post was fake.
>>
>>169489953
Don't forget Peruvians. If it's brown flush it down.
>>
>>169490049
>>169490049
>>169490049
NEW THREAD
>>
>>169490008
WOW THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS YOU AUTISTIC PIECE OF SHIT
>>
So this piece of shit's name is Rafael Paniccia.
Lets burn his facebook and demand what he suposes to have!
>>
Where's Maho-Tan ?????
>>
>>169490008
kys
>>
LIKE YOU
>>
>>169490075
That guy definitely had a copy though, from that Facebook group. The one whos image keeps getting reposted by these tryhard fags like:

>>169490008

Wonder where he got it. We'll never know though.
>>
>>169490042
Yeah, but shipping an unreleased game to be sold unnofficially is kind of a stretch, don't you agree?
they would have had to ship it one week ago...
>>
>>169489805
So this is the facebook post that everybody is talking?
>>
>>169489881
Here an spanish speaker... tomorrow will go to mediamarkt to see if I can get myself a copy
>>
Uh guys, check Wiiuiso right now
>>
>>169490169
25 mins ago, they posted on that group that he printed out that cover, and the disk image.
>>
>>169490202
no they wouldn't have. the stores suppliers don't just supply to brazil. they have had their stock at the same time as everywhere else and are sending it out to brazil at the same time as the other countries they deal with.

nintendo 'officially' dropping brazil distribution hasn't effected stock or a single launch as far as i've noticed.
>>
>>169490242
Heyyyy guyzzzz the iso is ouuuuuuutt
>>
>>169490271
Damn, I guess the dream really is dead today.
>>
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Motherfucker
>>
>>
>>169490426
HOLY SHIT
>>
RIP THREAD
LONG LIVE THE NEW THREAD
>>169490049
>>169490049
>>
HEY FANBOYS YOU'RE ALL A BIG SHIT
>>
>>169488981
Ni**ER
>>
>>169490584
Lmao you took my name of the thread, thanks i guess
>>
>>169484107
So you only played a link between world's for the soundtrack, and you didn't like it? I see, I see
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