/zlg/ - Zelda Leak General

breathes

I'm just here for the memes at this point.

>>169490049
holy moly

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I'm going out drinking to drown my sorrows tonight, there better be a fucking key or dump when I get back.

No Australians or Brazilians allowed.

>>169490168
Who isn't?

Game will not leak on sunday.

Did we hear back from PeruBro? Was he able to survive? Did he got the game?

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>the games I give a shit about never leak early

>>169490203
If one white girls breaks your heart, would you stop dating all white girls? No, so let the Australians and Brazilians be, they are our only hope for now.

JEEZ LOUISE!

http://www.polygon.com/2015/1/10/7524759/nintendo-brazil-wii-u-3ds-tariffs-taxes

>>169490371
>polygon

Fuck off

Why the fuck did is there a new thread? now I need to watch 2 fucking threads >.<

>>169490285
>tfw prefer asians anyway
Fuck em.

>>169490419
Just use google you fags instead of repeating the same shit over and over. Brazil will get the game a bit late

does any one know where the leaked screenshots of the king came from?

>>169490371
Stop voting for socialists.

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>>169490468
>being a filthy weeb

>>169490503
This thread is for tik leaks not spoiler leaks. Leave now.

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the sears guy posted this pictures on that spanish fb group...

>>169490285
Yes, let Australians stay. We're good people and wouldn't annoy anyone.

>>169490582
These are from last night

>>169490468
>racemixing

>>169490582
yeah welcome to early yesterday

>>169490582
implying some dirty br understands how to get the TIKK file

>>169490670
hot

>>169490582
>Me gusta

>>169490670
Go back to /pol/

>>169490582
We know, he just wanted the "fame'

>>169490720
He's a Mexican. And South America is responsible for a lot of leaks.

>/zlg/ so desperate that they're starting to believe Brazilians
Never thought I'd see the day...
t. Brazilian

holy shit... RIP Bill Paxton

>>169490758
How about no

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>>169490758
Dirty

HEY FUCKING RATS YOU'RE ALL A BIG SHIT

So... nothing?

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reminder

>>169490238
I don't think we know, he is most likely dead if we still don't have the dump

My store never received the wiiu version of botw, Only switch version. Are we sure we even got a physical wiiu version of zelda in the us?

fate più schifo della dark polo gang

>>169490959
Were you expecting something, faggot?

Hola , on my way back from mcdonalds , will check in soon . Got a working VPN from hide my ass , think its secure enough ?

>>169490720
they understood better than others how tiks worked, retard. We could learn from their non-pussy ways.

Other thread was deleted, weird.
>>169486585

>>169491096
What do you have to upload ?

>>169491096
We already know your shit, Col.

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>>169491048
Vai via

>>169491096
Kill yourself with your vpn

>>169491096
Your ass is public domain.

>>169491048
haha epico

>>169491117
>non-general thread on /vg/
>got deleted
No shit, Sherlock, it's a conspiracy.

>>169491167

hola , well , something that you guys want that i may or may not have .

>>169491048
And what about hte guys from Netherlands and Europe?

I'm BR too, that guy is just "trolling".

>>169491096
????

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GIVE ME THE .tik YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

>>169491096
enjoy ur happy meal toy.

>>169491117
It was a fake, tho.

>>169490981
Canadians are way worse these days, get with the times

>>169490993
Fuck

>>169491096
Kill yourself

>>169491230
Ok, thanks for the explanation, not used to the rules yet.

sent ;-)

hola , checking in

>>169491282
I have the tik for the NA game

You all deserve to have the entire game's plot spoiled to you in this thread for being the kind of fags who pirate
Dump incoming

>>169491448
Check my dick with your mouth

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>>169491282
oy u want the tik fuccboi?

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GIVE ME THE TICC RIGHT NOW

>>169491374
Maybe you should go back to Rebbit


>>169491479
Lmao go ahead

>Zelda
>"plot"

>>169491448
You have been attention whoring all weekend. Have some self respect.

>>169491242
WELL UPLOAD THE DAMN THING AND ASCEND AS A HERO

>>169491527
Yes I do daddy, please give it to me daddy

>>169490520
Literally never.

>>169491546
Nah, I like it here, when someone make a mistake, you said it without trying to pretend to be nice.

>>169491479
How cute, a moralfag

>>169490520
LULA LÁ 2018

>>169490520
import tariffs don't have anything to do with socialism. in fact, if you're american, your president is in favor of tariffs even higher than brazil's. congrats. you made it great again.

The Guy Who took the MediaMarkt photo IS fucking Evil by not saying which Mm IS. The Game IS in the shelves in Netherlands and we dont have It yet, un fucking beliveable

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well you guys asked for it

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>>169491534
>>169491527
>>169491282

>>169491707
zelda is made in america tho

>>169491652
>people will say the Reddito bogeymann isn't real after this

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>my reddit post of the vendorbro saga is now at 100+ upboats

>>169491707
>import tariffs don't have anything to do with socialism

True, but in socialism everything would be taken by the govern,

Im omw now
I was buying some dildos so i can go and fuck myself

>>169490670
Happily

Col a trooll?

>>169491871
Everyone a troll. If they don't post pics they just want attention

>>169491778
You don't have a trip code fuck off

>>169491871
I'm sure he's a faggot

>>169491759
Congrats man

You have no reason to believe me and you probably shouldn't to be honest but I'll tell you anyway.

My local Kmart has copies out early, they have quite a few copies on the shelves according to a mate who was there earlier. This store is particularly stupid, one time they gave me a box of three copies of New Leaf when I bought it and they've definitely sold games a day or two early in the past. Anyway, going to head out there in an hour or so (it's open 24/7)

I asked my friend to leak the file so I didn't have to bother but he's way too scared of the repercussions to do it and honestly I'm pretty freaked out too. What is the safest way to upload the file? Or how to I get that string of letters and numbers to post somewhere discreet and link to it?

>>169491770
Are you serious? Socialism just means they use your tax to make sure vulnerable people in your society (the poor, children without parents, the old) don't just get tossed to the street when they can't work anymore.

Fucking read a book nigger

>>169491841
Enjoy pissing down your heritage down the drain

>>169491770
The state, not the government. You guys have a twisted image of what socialism is. Understandable, considering american history.

>>169491978
i work at kmart in victoria and i can confirm we haven't gotten our shipment of botw in yet.

i know it goes without saying, but this ausfag is obviously lying.

NEVER TRUST IN A AUSTRALIAN!!

>>169491978
Go somewhere with free wi-fi and upload it. You need an hex editor if you want to find the string itself.

>>169491978
HOLY SHIT

>>169491978
If you are telling the truth, just, use a vpn like PureVpn and put a location from other country, and, be the hero we deserve

>>169491978
Dont trust Australians

>>169491978
Nigga, just upload the .tik. They're the same for every copy, can't be traced. Just put it on mega, link it here, then delete the mega file and others will re-upload.

>>169491978
If it's PAL, all you have to do is go to your local McDonalds, use public wifi and post the 32 character key in this thread with your phone or any mobile device

They'll have no fucking clue who you are and there will be nothing they can do about it

>>169491978
If you're serious, open the .tik with a hex editor and paste everything into pastebin. Use a VPN if you're extra worried.

There's nothing in the file that can be traced back to you.

>>169491978
Are you going there at 4am?

>>169491871
The biggest faggot in these threads. Not worth your hard earned (You)s.

>>169492064
Don't waste your time. Unfortunately no one will ignore obvious trolls because they are way too desparate.

>>169492121
We lad, did you actually? Link me.

I think we're getting closer...to 3rd March

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Distract yourself with big anime titties until the leak.

>>169491978
The only Australian I'm choosing to believe in is (Maho-tan)

>>169492045
I'm the non-white half. I live in a white country and I consider the culture here my own. Whatcha gonna do, buster?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ThyXkarFY

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>>169491978

>>169490872
The moment we get the tik we'll install it using the BRAZILLIAN method

>>169491978
>>169490981

>>169491770
Oh no, we have dumb letfitists on the thread everyone.

Red alert.

Go learn politics, read about what happened to Venezuela and Cuba.

>>169492192
Is he dead ?

>>169491978
Go anywhere with free open wifi and upload it from your phone to something like mega, or just post the key itself here. Completely untraceable.

Guys you didn't learn anything about the australians??
Fake as fuck

>>169491978
can't wait to see what you got in 5 hours

>>169492171
i know, no one has even noticed my comment.

i'm the department manager of the electronics department to be more specific. i work in a western suburbs kmart close to the cbd. we usually get new release games about a week early.

we are expecting our nintendo shipment on tuesday. it should contain the remaining switch units we haven't got yet and 5 copies of botw for wii u.

believe me or not, but please don't believe this guy >>169491978

>>169492287
Presumably sleeping or doing something useful with their life.
What a pussy.

>>169492287
Probably not. Just because he doesn't fervently shitpost with the rest of the tripfags doesn't mean he's dead.

>>169491978
Put the disc in your Wii U, go to http://wiiubru.com/go/tik2sd/ in the web browser. Use a VPN, Tor browser, or public WiFi to upload the .tik file from your SD card to Pastebin.

>>169490896
Damn.

>>169492332
one aussie is all it takes to redeem them

Hey guys i have the game but you pirate fucks dont deserve shit. I just want the fame

>>169492382

All tripfags are just attention whores. Nobody has the game. Stop giving them attention, its just sad.

>>169492121
I would prefer not to upload the file itself unless it's absolutely necessary as I feel like uploading it will land me in more trouble if I'm found out.

>>169492138
I have a maccas nearby so I can use the WiFi there on my phone, how do I go about downloading the hex editor to get the string of numbers to post here?

>>169492218
>get mad

Joke's on you and all the coalburners, I'm not the one ruining my lineage

>>169491978

You should be fine just using tor browser, if you're worried use a VPN before connecting to Tor.

Would you rather have the tik or fap to some thicc?

>>169491978
Could you keep us up on the details?

>>169492458
>how do I go about downloading the hex editor
Yeah I'm not biting this time

>>169492458
give it up fag, you don't have the dedication or creativity of vendorfag. you'll only pale in comparison only unless you are him

>>169492018
>>169492045
Oh no, we have dumb letfitists on the thread everyone.

Red alert.

Go learn politics, read about what happened to Venezuela and Cuba.

Socialism and communism will never, ever work.

And no, socialism is not about "equality", (equality is actually bad), but the path to the full communism. It is actually you that should read some books. American education is so bad like that? Really?

>>169492449
But this guy wasn't even gonna do it until someone recommended it. It's not even his fault he went this route.

>>169492460
I'm mixed myself and I'm healthy, tall and strong. I'm also doing a MSc. You don't have to believe me, but look at you, does your heritage really mean anything?

The only thing in life that truly means anything is what YOU do. Don't take credit for shit you didn't do, you loser.

My time machine is charging. In one hour it will be charged and I'll travel in time to march 3rd to grab a copy. So in about one and a half hour I'll be back home.

And for the ones guessing why i don't travel back to tomorrow or in a few seconds I can't travel back in time prior to the jump travel and the static must be dissipated for bout 30min before the machine can land in the same spot.

Wish me good luck... Time travels are very dangerous.

>>169492498
Can fap to thicc whenever. We need some ticc right now.

>>169491978
How to avoid being rused:
1. Did they post a picture of the disc?
2. Did they post the tik or key?
If neither is yes tell them to fuck off.

Fuck off.

>>169492446
>>169492583
Go back to /pol/ this is about zelda leaks not which cucks you like sucking best

>>169492583
GET OUT /POL/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REMEMBER: DO NOT TRUST AUSTRALIANS

>>169491978
Use public wifi, for mega you will need an account.
Use this : https://dropfile.to/

Just post the link on 4chan.

Do it from your phone or on PC use tor. You can use incognito mode in chrome so you wont have aly log/history stored on your phone.

You could also just use your 3G/4G connexion. If you use your home wifi, you should use at least tor or then a VPN.

It will be impossible to trace.

>>169492663
I would rather be rused than have no hope at all.

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>>169492676
>>169492704

you fucks will never learn

>>169492583
>>>/pol/
Don't derail our shitposting, your containment board exists for a reason.

>>169492385
Man, WiiU scene is just to fucking easy.

>>169492604
>does your heritage really mean anything?

Yes, but of course, rootless half-breeds couldn't understand.

Welcome to Amerikwa

>>169491978
>All these (You)s
How do you Australians do it? How can one nationality of people lie so much and keep getting away with it.

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>>169492583
>it's another /pol/ gets triggered by a different political view episode

>>169492583
>american education
>hurr durr red sum bok
As an American, fuck off.

>>169492805
Thought we past all this political bs

>>169492458
google hex editor.
it's easy, isn't it?
or just upload the fucking tik if you have it, if they cant trace you there is no trouble.
i doubt you would ignore half of the messages and be this stupid if you weren't trolling.

>>169492583
Kill yourself /pol/

It's never going to leak is it? :(

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>>169492918
I HAVE THE LEAK
ITS RIGHT HERE

>>169492583
wew at all the triggered leftists

>>169492751
my thoughts exactly

>>169492949
poor horsey

>>169492918
not until either tomorrow or march 2nd.

so was the beaner on facebook confirmed to be a faker? that disc and box looked very convincing

>>169492949
HOLY SHIT IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

>>169492917
>>169492831
>>169492805
>>169492791
>>169492760

LEFTISTS ARE ON RED ALERT
I REPEAT
LEFTISTS ARE ON RED ALERT

THEY WILL MEME YOU WITH THEIR ILLOGICAL POLITICAL VIEWS, BAED ON FEELING ALONE, WHATCH OUT EVERYONE

>>169492949
>horse's legs glitch out completely
>link then falls through the horse
nintendo quality

Finally...
It is finally time...
That's right...
I have it...
I have nothing...

>>169492918
Thursday morning is a worst case scenario

>>169492949
Is that where iceland burgers come from?

>>169492949
what the fuck?

>>169493038
Beaner was real, a shame that he was just a massive pussy who didn't wanna dump the game.

>>169493074
No, I'm pretty right leaning myself, you /pol/ faggots are just annoying as fuck. Like SJWs but on the other side.

man how the fuck is mgsv and gtav gonna leak earlier than gay ass zelda, im pissed

>>169493074
hey there's a cool place you can do this shit, all of you.
>>>/pol/
it's way better than here, you red leftist rightist green yellow blue anarchist trans gender-fluid alien, gtfo

Does anyone have a link to the hex editor? I'm trying to get everything ready before I go.

>>169492724
Thanks, I'll take your advice. Is 3g or public WiFi pretty much the same when it comes to anonymity?

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>>169493192
>le horseshoe meme

End this maymay

>>169493284
We Mononoke now

>>169493274
https://mh-nexus.de/en/downloads.php?product=HxD
it's called googling.
also no, i don't think there is a difference.

>>169493192
>think you're conservative
>attacking /pol/
You're a cuckservative, mate.

>>169493274
https://mh-nexus.de/en/hxd/

>>169493274
Pretty much yeah

>>169493274
you won't find a hex editor man give up...it's the most elusive software there is...almost impossible to find...only people in the know can have them

>>169493274
imagine if this guy actually will be the one to deliver

not getting my hopes up though

>they're falling for it again

>>169493274
>Is 3g or public WiFi pretty much the same when it comes to anonymity?
if you're actually serous about that, don't use 3g, it's tied to the phone number and they can pretty much find you if it's tied to you.

>>169493274
>Is 3g or public WiFi pretty much the same when it comes to anonymity?
No. 3g is tied to your phone's SIM. Connecting to Wifi is not.

>>169493284
>Left Stick down = Whoa...
WHAT THE FUCK LINK TALKS?

>>169493360
No person with an ounce of reason in their body would look at /pol/ in a positive light, including the right. You're all just a bunch of retards, frankly.

>>169493274
dont bamboozle us man.

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>>169492949
I hope theres npcs in this game who punish you for abusing animals
you can kill all the dogs / cuccos / horses you want, but some karmic justice guy will come shit on your face

>Someone claims they can leak a game
>Knows literally nothing about hacking or even basic PC knowledge
Every fucking time.

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>>169493274
Stop lying to us, just stop

Don't you ever learn?

>>169493274
HOLY SHIT

>>169493274
Good luck, please let us know, even if it didn't succeed

>>169493509
>he shakes it off

nghhh

>>169493274
jesus christ man. what kmart are you going to? as far as i know none of them have the game even in stock yet. my store is expecting shipment on tuesday.

i know you're lying and it is sad seeing everyone falling for this shitty 'ruse'.

go read what vendorfag did and weep that your 'ruse' will be incredibly gay in comparison.

if your friend already has the game get him to take a picture of the case and disc and text it to you.

but you wont, because, fake and gay.
it's also 4:28am here in aus. this guy probably isn't even australian.

It's a fucking fake guys!!

>>169493520
I JUST NEED A HEXEDITOR JESUS CHRIST
NOW HOW DO I USE THIS GOOGLE THING I KEEP HEARING OF?

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Fake or not ??

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if you guys stop replying to people bringing in political discussion then they will leave

but all of you are inbred retards haha

>Believing another Aussie
>That isn't Mahofag
What are you guys doing?

>>169493520
That's why we are here to help >.<

>>169493274
Are you taking the wiiu whith you too?xDD

>>169493656
Not fake but the guy is a mexican faggot who's afraid to leak it

Friendly reminder that no game leaks on sunday.

>>169493656
Slowpoke....

Master Troll

>>169493356
>HxD
>xD
FUCK OFF

>>169493659
We must fight anything communist.

>>169493656
posted so many times, not fake but pretty much useless at this point apparently.

>>169493274
>leaving for a Kmart at 5am

how could this possibly be real?

GET OUF THIS THREAD /POL/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Splatoon 2 petition:
https://www.change.org/p/hisashi-nogami-splatoon-2-white-ink-petition?recruiter=687305087&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

I need a time machine

>>169492949
Who's that qt near the campfire?

Hello
I will leak this game at stroke of midnight. I cannot leak on the sabbath

You guys are so fucking sad, lmao

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>>169493751
>he fights communism
>he's waiting for a game to leak, to play it for free

pick one and only one.

>>169493812
Mor like shitposting thread.

>>169493826
get the fuck out of here with that Splatoon shit

>>169493826
I think they have a pretty fucking good reason not to add white ink

does anyone know the size and number of files in the eur update that was available a while ago?

>>169493659
>inbred retards
THERE ARE ARABS IN THIS THREAD? DEUS VULT!

>>169493902
what you said makes no sense

>>169493945
9.82 GB, 258 files total

>>169493860
Remember to adfly the link so you can earn the shekels from dirty peasant goyims.

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>>169493751
No, you're just a hothead that somehow never experienced people with other opinions.

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>>169493826
>grown ass man playing splatoon

>>169494017
not the game, the update.

just messaged the beaner on facebook, wish me luck

not that he'll respond but i had to check that off the list.

>>169493659
Conservicucks piss me off with their illogical smug bullshit though

>>169492064
>>169492351
>>169493573

No one is acknowledging you because they are all so deeply in denial they will only see what they want. Don't waste your time.

>>169494026
I live in a shit leftist country, how come I don't know people with other opinions?

People with other opinions ruined my country.

If you want to ruin your country so bad go on with this socialism shit.

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>>169494026
I just woke up. In the end, what happened to Maho-tan, did he ever come back? We got japed again?

>>169493923
http://i.imgur.com/U7Ghu2s.gif

Convince me to leak the EUR tik

Doesn't anyone think it's a bit weird the NUS files went live at all, only to be taken down a few hours later?

Also that they're significantly smaller than the alleged 13gb

I just have my doubts they'll work

>>169494071
make sure to threaten you'll tell his parents, fbi and nintendo if he doesn't comply.
also make sure to tell him it's gonna take at max 2 hours.

Leak the eur tik and i will post threesome sextape with miyamoto and bill

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[X] KILL THE HORSES
[_] SAVE THE HORSES

>>169494127
Are you from Venezuela?

>>169494154
Fuck off!

>>169493751
>Literally sitting in a thread waiting for someone to distribute a good to the common man for free
>Doesn't notice the irony

Typical.

>>169494162
that will be the hugest ruse of all.

having a legit tik and the files are incomplete or corrupt or honeypot or something.

>>169493849
the webm says sagessa

>>169493356
Thanks, I just wanted to be sure I would get the right one. I assumed you would need something specific for the .tik that dumps from Tik2Sd.

>>169493573
I'm from that state that always gets left of the maps, Ive already texted him asking for an image but hes probably playing the game or sleeping atm

>>169493808
It's a 24/7 Kmart dingus

>>169494253
faek and gai
try not to go nuts on the lightning next time, dumbass

>>169494186
WE MOUNT AND BLADE NOW

>>169494253
hahahahahahahhahaahah

does anyone know the files and size of THE UPDATE that was available on nus a while ago?

>>169494292
why do you need to go to the store if your friend already owns the game?

>>169494162
worst case someone just disc2app's instead.

>>169494168
lol, i didn't do that. i just politely asked and said some shit about how it would make many people happy, some of which can't even afford the game. sappy bullshit.

but in the 0.00001% chance he does reply with the files, what would be the best way for me to transfer them to you guys without it being traced back to me?

>>169494253
how many times have you re-editted this same pic to try to make it look more realistic?

>>169492949
wtf that's not Epona

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God damn it Maho-tan, I believed in you and still do.

>>169494331
it's not fake and gay you retard, but it's not his disk.

>>169494216
BR

>>169494292
so you're in tassie, your friend wont supply proof, and you are off to a 24/7 kmart at 5am.

DEFINITELY REAL!

if my melbourne store doesn't have their shipment yet it is literally impossible for tas to have theirs.

>>169494370
There wasn't one. STFU

>>169494382
his friend is a pussy

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>People trust another tripfag again

>>169494226
Rude.

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Just woke up, what did I miss guys ?

>>169493509
>every single enemy and animal has ragdoll and swimming animations
>meanwhile in ps4's flagship game even the player can't make the water visually react

>>169494387
same thing said many times:
public wifi or tor and upload in mega or gdrive or something like that.
as soon as the leak spreads, nintendo wont even trace someone, it will be just too much people uploading the game.

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>>169494463
oh really? you sure?

>>169494267
There is nothing to do.

Also I just to play early, I buy my games, anon.

Are the BOTW amiibos already dumped?
Where can I find them?

>>169493902
>>169494026
I'm here because I can't afford the game, and I can't afford the game because I live in a leftist hellhole that takes all my money and oppresses businesses in the name of "socialism".

Fuck off and go jump off a helicopter. Every single communist needs to die.

>>169494553
Oh.... Well.... fuck me then lol

>>169494553
You couldn't actually download it.

>>169494162
No, they work. The update is ~3 GB and will add the rest. The size is the same as the one currently listed on the eShop (if you check the XML)

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>>169490981

>>169494527
Another Australian appears.

>>169494464
because it's not real.

so he said he was from the state that gets left off maps, that would be tasmania.

the only 24 hour kmart in the entire state is in new town. this is their phone number

Phone:(03) 6232 2600

i just called them and asked if they had it in stock and they said no.

>>169494648
yes, you could. i did. the eur version was available for a time.

>>169494648
you could for a short window. thats how we have the files we have now

>>169494652
If we can't play without the update then we're still screwed

>>169494693
upload it?

>>169494452
Your country is one of the most rich places in South America. Lula and Dilma being corrupt faggots doesn't mean socialism ruined your country. Segregation and your tipical south american elite created the favelas.

>>169494652
What if the 3 gb update is actually required for the game to be playable on the wii u and nintendo did that just to fuck with us?

also, please call me when the game leaks, 867-5309

>>169494597
Not on https://nfc-bank.com yet, so probably they are not dumped yet.

Its show time boys give me 20 minutes

>>169494629
Good one anon.

Besides most people are here to play early, not to pirate.

MAHO-TAN REEEEEEEE

>>169494693
you better upload it then

>>169494725
I thought the files we have now were the "full game" minus the update files? Am I just fucking retarded?

>>169494790
holyshit

>>169494725
They're talking about the update. Not the game.

>>169494760
go home jenny, you're drunk

>>169494685
Oh, it's true.
http://www.kmart.com.au/store-detail/New+Town

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>>169494790
Sure 20 minutes

>required update

What?

You mean the required install for Wii U? There's no fucking day 1 patch, or update.

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>>169494790

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>>169494629
>fuck leftists i HATE THEM better DEAD THAN RED
>now hurry up and post the tik so I can get it for free instead of paying for it

something is going on here

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>>169494629
I can tell from miles away that you don't even work faggot. You're crying about communism and expecting a free game at the same time. Lmao.

are there villages, towns or cities in this game for you to interact with npc's? buy stuff, etc?

>>169494671
I went to Australia once
Never went for a swim
I wasn't even afraid about sharks or alligators, but those tiny jellyfishes damn
I don't understand how aussies can bear this shit, living in Paris still looks safer

>>169494881
i mean it was obviously going to be fake, he gave away too much shit so we could actually confirm the store didn't have any.

but everyone in the thread will ignore my actual evidence and just circle jerk him and then eventually get played. fucking morons.

My local store has the game. I can walk in and get it right now, but fuck all of you

>>169494629

>Fuck u my rules don't apply to me! It's everyone else fault I'm fucking poor!!

>>169494813
I dont even know if they are all the right files. Thats why im asking about the file size

>>169494790
SACRED FECAL MATTER

>>169495128
wow your fake story really told us

>>169495128
HOLY SHIT

>>169495056
yes, and if you keep posting in this thread I'm going to spoil all of them for you
kakariko village, necluda village, lanayru, thieve's village, goron city, zora city, theres a lot more than that

So I've heard that some stores here are selling the game early. I'm going out now to see if I can get any store to let me buy it. If I'm successful I'll dump the tik. Wish me luck

I can have Super Mario Odyssey right now but fuck you all I don't need it

>>169494685
You realise I'm saying a different fucking state because I don't want any hints of my location right?

You also realise I don't have any chance of uploading the .tik because I just wanted to see if this general had learned anything about believing any idiot with a slightly believable story and a trip code, you guys need to wait for proof before feeding idiots (You)s or it will keep happening again and again.

I didn't want to do anything elaborate because vendor bro was so good that it's not worth competing with. Someone please leak this game, I can't take the waiting anymore.

>>169494805
He said it would take 12-16 hours from 3:00AM EST last night. Means we still have 2-6 hours left before we can label it a ruse.

>>169495285
At 7pm on a Sunday?

Nah

>>169495137
>living in venezuela surely is my fault

>>169495285
This is getting out of hand.

>>169494685
>>169494881
Wrong. Launceston one is 24/7 too.

>>169494756
>Lula and Dilma being corrupt faggots doesn't mean socialism ruined your country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJotVinhXJ4

Also, it is one of the richiest country exactly because Capislim from the militaire dictatorship era. And the dictatorship only happened because the fucking commies was trying to take over the state.

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Wow, /zlg/ isn't even fun anymore. Now, it's just sad.

>>169495239
> thieve's village, goron city, zora city, theres a lot more than that
Wow, those are some creative names! I can't wait to know the other ones! Cuccoo village, Pumpkin village, Village village, Horse village, Zeldurr villag...

>>169495298
called it.

what a nigger.

I'm going to die of anxiety.

Imagine if all the tripfags actually were working to get a copy of the game early instead of just lazily shitposting here. Wouldn't that be something?

>>169495298
noone even believed you lmao

>>169495137
But it is.

Try honestly living in Brazil you fucking waste of oxygen. And the entire reason Nintendo left us in the first place is the oppressive tax structure put forth by our leftist socialist government, and importing anything means you pay 4x the price, and all of that money goes to dem social programs to pay for disgusting shit like gay pride parades and affirmative action, I don't see a single cent of that money in any way shape or form and I can barely pay rent despite having a college degree and working 8 hours a day. Most people aren't that lucky, communist scum policies have skyrocket unemployment to more than 13%, people are out of fucking jobs because businesses can't flourish under leftist rule.

Eat shit and die.

>>169495298
you got fuckin owned, cunt. just stay quiet and resign yourself to never getting half the attention vendorbro did

>>169495298
>I'm teaching you all a lesson!
>That's right, your lives are worse by replying to shitty trolls!
>How inconvenient!

Off yourself, faggot.

>>169495298
Yeah dude, nobody really believed you sincerely, we were just playing along incase you werent shitting.
We are already numb to this shit.

Here MexiBro
Already visit 3 Sears. No one it's selling BoW game. FB dude it's fake.

>>169494756
No anon... the ones who is degragating our country are the communists/socialists. You need to learn how our country works before spread misinformation.

Post pidgeon-toed anime girls.

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>>169495298

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?

>>169495367
Commies were trying to give the poor a chance. Dictatorships created capitalist miracles, but at the cost of thousands of poor people. The military works for a small elite, not for your country.

t. chilean.

Link defeats Ganon in a tennis match.

@169495595
old

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>let me tell you why your country is great and how socialism, which has actually never been tried before, is perfect
>it's state capitalism
>it's your fault
>etc etc
wew spicy arguments here tonight

Have some Zelda info

>>169495298
i love how he said a slightly believable story.

nothing about your story was even remotely believable and it was debunked the more you posted. truly the worst ruse post yet. great job. you'll never get screenshotted.

>>169495579
At least you tried

>>169495595
That better fucking be a photo you took yourself anon...

Get the game, dump the tik, find some public wifi and upload that shit.

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>>169495585

>>169495526
I live in Brazil

You know, Dilma is no longer president

And it's just geting worse

*shrugs*

>>169495595
wat

>>169495595
wat

>>169495691
its not

>>169495595
holy shit or whatever

>>169495636
Missed the first round of helicopter rides?

>>169495636
> give the poor a chance

Just like in North korea, China, Venezuela and Cuba.

>>169495595
old photo

>>169495683
I have a last shot. (Pachuca)

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>>169495585

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>>169495589

>>169495385
You are kind of idiot to post the name of the store... Nintendo can see this here and contact them and tell them to not sell the game...

>>169495595
now this one gets me rock hard.

i want to believe so bad. hard not to believe this one.

>>169495712
>Temer
>anything but a leftist
>any political party in Brazil at all
>not socialist

Burn it all down.

>>169493723
I'd understand if he was american but here in Mexico absolutely nothing would happen to him.

>>169495804
Suerte we, ojalá esté

>>169495657
LITERAL PAY TO WIN

>>169495385
German speakers confirm. I don't speak Nazi, or I would call myself.

>>169495712
We only have Left and Far left anon.

The less lefty one is Bolsonaro, and he is pretty leftist.