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>When does the new season start?
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/season-4-start-28-february-2017-countdown-clock

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20529203

>Additional PTR changes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753097493

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

Last Thread >>169411356
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>"hmmmmm, I don't know if we need a Sombra"
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>Support edition
Finally!
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>>169459091
>Hello this is Tech Support. Would you like me to erect a barrier? Maybe a teleporter?
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>>169446904
I finished this as soon as we hit image limit. Might do the Reaper request sometime today.
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>>169459091
Jamison Fawkes!
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>>169459202
Shield battles become so much more interesting with a Sombra unless there's no way for her to teleport above their Rein
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>that OP image
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>One achievement left in the tank category
>Involves getting 2 environmental kills with Roadhog's whole hog.
>Haven't been placed in Ilios in 5 hours
there should be a way to choose which maps you get placed in.
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This is your Huckleberry for tonight.
urgg I'm sick again, tfw no McCree bf to take care of me
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>>169459202
Best skin+gun combo for Sombra? Go. (Post in pictures, plz.)
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>Ironic hentai artist makes a R-18 doujin of 76 and Reaper accidentally fucking because Reaper's clothes rip away in battle like senran kagura.

I really want to read it and I will never be scanned.
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>>169459529
I'm sorry, anon! I hope you feel better soon!
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>>169459565
Que onda?
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>>169459210
DEGENERATE
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>>169459674
Cute
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seriously when is shadow step getting buffed. it's too much of a risk to use
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What would happen if you took Reaper while he was in ghost form and put him in two separate jars?
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One shot, one keel.
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new widow legandaries when
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>>169460158
You can still use it to flank, even if the opportunities are rare.

But even if you can't, you can still use it to move faster out of spawn.
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>entire team of stupid jackasses jerking off in some corner over one genji/tracer while we're in overtime
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This whole hog slaps your turrets ass
What do you do?
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>>169460158
never, shut up
its a shortcut button, not a gap closer, stop trying to teleport into the middle of the enemy team
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>>169460158
It's useful on Defense, lets you get back in the fight faster especially on maps like Dorado
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Among things listed here, what is trolling, what is experimentation and what is a retard being a retard?
>offensive sniper only Ana
>sniper Mei
>DPS Mercy
>pure DPS Sombra
>assault rifle only Widow
>DPS Zenyatta
>DPS Torbjorn
>offensive Reinhardt
>Winston
>medium-long range Reaper
>Recon only Bastion
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>>169460438
Ping him in the head with the single rivet 4-5 times
It's not that hard when he's so fucking slow while ulting
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>>169460438
throw a shield at his hook and start microwaving him
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LOL
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>>169460734
What level even is that?
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>>169460610
>Depends on if the team has another good healer but usually trolling/retard
>Experimentation if actually trying, troll if not
>Trolling
>Retard
>Retard
>There's absolutely nothing wrong with playing Zenyatta like a DPS, his balls are huge and do huge damage
>There's absolutely nothing wrong with playing Torbjorn like a DPS, his rivets are like mini-hanzo arrows and his shotgun is fucking strong
>Troll if forced to play tank when he wanted something else, retard if he picked rein willingly
>Depends on rank
>Retard
>Once the new patch hits, this'll be super viable so I'd say experimentation
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>>169460610
>offensive sniper only Ana
>DPS Mercy
>pure DPS Sombra
>assault rifle only Widow
>offensive Reinhardt
>medium-long range Reaper
>Recon only Bastion
Okay sure these are bad.

>Winston
>DPS Zenyatta
>DPS Torbjorn
>sniper Mei
But there are nothing inherently wrong about these.

Shitter.
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>>169460610
Trolling:
>DPS Mercy
>Assault Widow
Experimenting
>DPS Torb
>DPS Zen
>Sniper Mei
>Recon Bastion
>DPS Ana
Fools:
>Offensive Rein
>Ranged Reaper
>DPS Somby
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>>169460610
Sniper Mei, Winston, Offensive Rein (depends on what you mean I guess), DPS Zen and DPS Torb are all fine.

The rest are just people playing the characters wrong.
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>>169460809
1700
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>>169460610
throwing
retarded
throwing
retarded
throwing
depends on team comp
again team comp, probably throwing regardless
retarded unless it works because thats a legitimate thing you can do with rein if the enemy isnt prepared to handle it
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both retarded and throwing, what the fuck are you even talking about, he doesnt actually do damage at range, thats like saying "healer genji"
double throwing until ptr goes live, then its just meta
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>>169459261
>sheild
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>>169460976
>depends on what you mean I guess
No shield. Only hammer and charge are used.
>>169461080
>what the fuck are you even talking about, he doesnt actually do damage at range, thats like saying "healer genji"
There are Reaper players who stay away from their targets when shooting. Healer Genji is outright impossible, but this actually happens.
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>>169459261
If this could happen, it would be the most op thing ever.

Imagine a Genji that slows down everyone that approaches him.
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>queue for All Brawl Mode
>Super Shimada Bros
>queue for All Brawl Mode
>Super Shimada Bros
>queue for All Brawl Mode
>Super Shimada Bros
>queue for All Brawl Mode
>Super Shimada Bros
>queue for All Brawl Mode
>Super Shimada Bros
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>>169459210
Is that priest!Reyes? My fetish.
>>169459529
Good thing I got you a nurse. But no really, get well soon anon.
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>>169461539
Just go Genji and hang around at least one other Genji, and keep an eye on the health packs which are all very easy to get to as Genji
You should be able to win on defense 100% unless some idiot on your team goes Hanzo.
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>>169461549
he's just wearing a sweater anon
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>>169460859
>not playing rein aggressively
What are you a shitter?
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>>169461735
Anon, it said "offensive Reinhardt" not "aggressive Reinhardt"
You can be aggressive but still do your job as a tank
However you need to coordinate really well with your team to be an "offensive Reinhardt" and it's not likely to work out well
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>>169461539
this happens to me except its were all soldiers now, fuck soldier I dont wanna see anymore fuckin soldier
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>>169460859
>>169460906
>>169460909
>>169461080

>they think sombra should be running around uselessly hacking healthpacks no one is ever going to use and wasting all of her cooldowns trying to be a shitty version of tracer instead of just killing shit

no wonder you idiots think she's a weak character
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>>169460610
>doesn't use Mei's M2
Stupid list
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>quick play
>your teammate and someone from the enemy team are separated from others
>they are not shooting each other
>instead, they just wave at each other until they notice you
should you just kill the enemy if that happens or leave the shitters alone?
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>>169461652
Oh the white collar made it look like it, my bad.
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>ask Ana to heal me four times
>they're too busy sniping
>blame the team when we lose

This game has the absolute fucking WORST players.
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I have an idea for a hentai with Sombra.
She hacks your computer and discovers your fetishes. Hot or not?
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>see 5 skulls in my high noon
>mfw Rein drops the shield before i pull the trigger
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>>169462056
Depends on the fetishes.
Vanilla shit wouldn't complement such a premise.
Piss/scat shit is disgusting.
Inflation/vore/shrinking is autistic.
NTR is literally for literal cuckolds.
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>>169461887
The word here is "pure" DPS.

What you should be doing is hacking key targets (Mercy, Reinhardt if you can manage, D.va, Zarya, Pigger) and contributing to the team effort to kill people. Trying to play Sombra as a flanker doesn't fucking work unless you're lucky enough to find a retarded Zenyatta or something.
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Cutest and best pairing
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>>169461539
Why do you complain about that. At least its fun dashing everywhere.

All Soldiers is ZERO fun
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Overwatch is now 8v8 how does the meta change?
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>>169461539
who killed doomfist
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>>169462461
>At least its fun
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>>169461887
You know that hacking healthpacks is why she's great on 2cp and defense, right?
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>>169462467
3 healers 5 tanks


It won't work until we have a larger supply of heroes and better maps.

If we had double the amount of heroes as we do not 8v8 would be far better than this 6v6 shit.
They should've designed it around 8v8 to begin with instead of being fucking morons but then they wouldn't be Blizzard.
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>>169462262
wow, Mei actually looks Chinese here
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>>169462532
t. idiot that goes hanzo
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>>169462262
It has to be canon, it just has to.
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How do I fucking fix this sudden ping issue? It's only in OW, I'm fine with every other game I play. I always get 50-60 ping, but today all my games have been ranging from 120-160. Is this just blizzard's shitty servers or is it my router?
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>>169462461
>All Soldiers is ZERO fun
Well, it's fitting at least.
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>>169462467
youd probably just run a bunch of dps each with a personal pocket healer
maybe a zarya
rein wouldnt be relevant because his shield health would be too low to matter, and pretty much all of the other tanks die too fast under focus fire
ults matter a lot because teamwipes have much higher numerical value
the last point of EVERY map becomes impossible to cap because of the terrible spawns and terrible mechanics that allow invulnerable characters to contest
spam is probably unbearable
overall the game is a lot fucking worse
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When was the last time Blizzard added a new brawl to the playlist? It seems weirdly limited
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Sombra's rejoice! I am probably slowpoke as fuck on this but
The translocator bug on the ground and the wall is now removed on the live PTR. Feel free to throw it at your toes or against a wall without fear of failure or empty animations ever again.
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>>169463560
Neat! Now if only they did something to make her actually good
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Who is doomfist? can someone give me a quick rundown?
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>KotH
>Winston on the team
>Symmetra turrets remain all over the point the whole game.
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>>169463598
My chart is now relevant
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>>169463612
Literally nobody knows what the Successor is going to be except speculation that he'll be partially Omnic (whatever the fuck that means)
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>>169463612
THE hoodie kid from the first cinematic. He became obsessed with the Doomfist and the power it gave him

We don't know yet
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>>169463697
I actually agree with the second to last one, it's pretty retarded that she can't hack an aimhack, a little robot, or a larger robot
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Why does Reinhardt feel like garbage to play? He has a full second animation before he does anything except shield.
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I just bought this game... I haven't played a FPS since the early 2000s (UT2K4)... I'm hilariously bad at the controls and cant aim worth a damn.

Who should I play?
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>>169463697
What if I believe that taking damage when stealthing should remove invisibility but not interrupt her increased speed? How big's me brain, m8
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>tryharding in no limits with standard comp

Lootboxes make people allergic to fun.
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>>169463804
Winston, Symmetra, or Mercy
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>>169463829
>playing no limits outside of a 6-stack
Just asking for boring meta matches.
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>GM Widowmaker and Symmetra every game

please god I just want to practice characters not get fucking destroyed trying to walk through a choke
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>>169463796
>she can't hack an aimhack, a little robot, or a larger robot
I still can't believe people use arguments like this to support nerfs and buffs. As if logic is more important than gameplay/balance.

dude,how can she hax legs Lmao
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>40 posts in and no Fareeha
We need to fix that
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>>169463928
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>>169463697
do you have the template for this
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>>169463917
Yeah and just how unbalanced would it be if Sombra's ult was able to stop Tacvisor, blizzard, and config: tank?

Hmm?

Oh that's right, not at all, because those ults are already so easy to counterplay that one more thing stopping them wouldn't really fucking matter
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This is official my 5th match in the past 2 hours with a hanzo/Widow double stack. Off season is cancer
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I have 3k credits...

should i spend 1k on mechaqueen or keep saving for the next event?!
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>>169464020
WHAT?
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>>169463804
lucio
sink or swim fag
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>>169464101
>Config tank and Tact visor are easy to counter

what, Tac visor is one of the best ults in the game right now because of nano boost, and tank mode fucking one shots people and gives you vertical movement
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>open crate
>grey grey blue grey
>they're all dupes anyway
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>torn between ana/reaper/mccree golden guns
>end up getting golden hanzo bow
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>>169464253
fucking neck yourself for playing the epic bow man of geometry
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>>169464129
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>>169464182
And both of them are utterly nullified by Rein or D.va, both get a bit fucked over by Genji deflecting, and both are pretty useless if people just fuck off behind a wall. Also Bastion can't oneshot anyone if they've got Symmetra's shields.
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>>169464253
>torn between mcree hanzo & 76 golden gun
>get zenyatta golden balls
>instantly regret it
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>fucking about as ana
>genji solo ults me
>jump around him
>doesn't even kill me

nani?
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>>169464361
golden zenyatta balls look so good though, arguably the best gold weapon
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Can someone explain to me why its easier to track with Zarya's M1 than that of Soldier or Tracer?
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>>169464073
I just found a chart off KYM and added multiple brains to it while erasing the previous images
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>>169464414
spread and visual feedback
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>>169464364
Genji's ult is ridiculously bugged.
You slash and get a hitmarker on your screen, but it deals no damage.
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I'm pretty sure if this were a skin at least half the playerbase would instantly nut
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>>169464413
>pick zen
>people instantly see 1 healer and lock in 4 dps and 1 tank ( most of the time roadhog or zarya)
>dps spread out across the map
>4 heal me!!! icons constantly up
>experience tranquility and play as a pseudo dps instead
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>Winston gets a burst of electricity with high damage for normal alt fire and a shockwave attack with knockback for alt fire while going apeshit
Is he better now?
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>>169464502
Visual feedback? Haven't heard of this one before.
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>>169464559
I want to cum on his shaved sides and make him angry.
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>>169464559
>ugly diarrhea jacket and nu-male haircut and pirate earring

no
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>>169464559
I'd grab it
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>>169464559
Dunno. Lone Wolf is pretty cool
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>literally every single fucker picks ana even if they have the hand-eye coordination of a fucking fetus
>need to pick lucio or mercy to have team get healed remotely acceptably
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>>169464769
>nu-male haircut
this reminds me of when people say Zarya's hair is tumblr/SJW shit when it is actually punk.
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>>169464981

Surprisingly, people with no personality often compensate with ridiculous hair
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>"where the FUCK is the Mercy REZ?!"
>"sorry, I didn't make it back in time :,("

pay attention to the fucking killfeed/tab menu
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>>169464769
>that
>nu male haircut

pls. Nevermind that hanzo is almost fucking 40
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>>169464559
Is Hanzo a top or a bottom?
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>>169464414
because they literally buffed her m1 tracking and left everybody else's alone
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>>169465039
Power bottom
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What is your

>favourite hero
Sombra

>what you like best about them
I like running around unseen, being disruptive with their health packs, abilities and backline

>what you hate about them
I hate that I have to wait a solid second after coming out of stealth to perform any fucking action. I don't care about her spread or dps or even that she is loud as fuck when she comes out. Just let me start shooting/emp right away you fucking assholes. WHY MAKE ME WAIT SO PEOPLE CAN JUST FUCKING KILL ME BEFORE I CAN EVEN START SHOOTING
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>Play Ana
>Lose more than I win, but when I win I gain like 40-50 SR

>Play Pharah
>win more than I lose, but only gain like 20~ SR

Does this mean my Ana is just way better than my Pharah?
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>>169464414
The beam is smaller so it's easier to keep it on the target, and the beam's damage rate is faster than before so it's easier to see if you're actually tracking correctly.
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>Walk back from spawn as Mercy
>See a Sombra clearly waiting to ambush me
>Been killed by this Sombra before so I don't really feel up to 1v1ing the cunt
>Ask for someone to help me out so I can fly to them and avoid getting hacked or shot
>Instead, Tracer zips back and destroys the Sombra
>Sombra player starts crying "WALLHAX! WHY WOULD YOU COME BACK TO YOUR SPAWN INSTEAD OF HOLDING OBJECTIVE?!?!" in the allchat
Is the concept of teamwork so foreign to some people that they can't even fathom it when it happens?
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>QP
>GM widow main in a 3 stack obviously making callouts to their friends to get their D.va and Mercy to fly to them anytime someone tries to jump on them

Every fucking game now is just a shitstomp of who gets the good Widow on their team
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>>169465362
>playing as reinhardt
>shield up to a turret so my idiot friends can kill it
>junk and pharah appear, using ther abilities on me at the same time
>fly through the air across the map
>activate charge so I don't fall off and die
>end up on a ledge with a widowmaker
>charge connects and she ends up in a wall, dead
>allchat has to spend all game trying to convince her I'm not using speedhacks
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>>169465561

>a game about hero switching
>don't switch to a hero that stops something like that happening

Yeah keep running out of your spawn as junkrat and getting sniped you retard
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>>169465362
yes, people don't get it's a team game
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>>169465561
This is the fucking worst, man.
>Snipers are easily dealt with, just jump on them!
>Oh you got burned down by their two buttbuddies that do nothing but stand around nearby to counter any attempt to kill her? You must be bad.
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>>169465628
pray tell dumbass, what hero can always 100% of the time kill both a widowmaker and d.va in 2v1?
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>>169465616
That sounds hilarious
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>>169465730
Symmetra with her shields up and Torb armor

I'm just kidding, that anon's a retard
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Most pure ship.
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>>169465628
right I forgot to just pick Doomfist to kill both a widowmaker and dva
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>>169465960
Destiny/Tali girl and Punisher Captain America are the best.
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>>169465616
>Going for health near traffic on Oasis
>Hear Lucio coming in, look at him and put up my barrier so he can't boop me
>End up on the stairs
>Charge him point blank to try and take him out into traffic
>Boops me at the exact moment he gets pinned
>End up flying into a pillar to my right and kill him
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>Speculation time
The next hero to be released, what class will they be: dps, defense, tank, or support?
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>>169465960
>everyone thinks Junkrat paints his nails
>tfw you learn black fingernails are typically a symptom of cancer, liver/kidney disease, adrenal fatigue, and trauma
I hope to god that's just grime.
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>>169466207
I think there might be two released.

>EFI
>Support or defence

>Doomfist
>Tank
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>>169466207
tank.
We've already gotten a new support and a new dps, and blizzard hates defense heroes, so that just leaves one option
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>>169466207
Tank releasing this Tuesday on PTR
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>>169466275
plz no

>>169465680
this is what really grinds my goat. Yeah, sure, winston jumping in on a widow, or a sombra getting close in can counter her. But when there's a second player who's only standing there to play guardsman? Fuck you, you can't do shit unless you're severely above their skill level.
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Okay so I finally figured it out. Sombra is only good at killing tanks because of her spray being so shit. You need a big target. I actually kill a Rein faster than I kill a Symm. And god help you if you're trying to shoot a D.Va outside her mecha.
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>>169466098
No pls.

>>169466275
It's just grime, pls no.
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>>169459091
WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THIS!?
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>>169464284
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>>169466275
Jamison has had a rough life...
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>heh mind if I mcpop your cherry, darling?
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>matched with 5 stack of high skilled players
>2 vocal girls mic spamming
>one starts bullying me saying i dont have feelings
>too scared to reply in vc
i had fun but they made me leave at the end of the game because their friend wanted to join
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>>169466550
>letting yourself get bullied by a women
shame

why is there so many fucking women that play this game?
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>>169465616
>Luftwaffe.webm
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>>169466550

>letting yourself be verbally bullied
>letting them make you leave the game

Friend, it's time to put your big boy pants on
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>>169466645
>not wanting to be dominated
Such a lack of imagination
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>>169466767
I need a Widow edit of this asap
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>>169466778
i have ascended past sexual desires my man, i walk the path of self improvement now
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>>169459261
thx i was looking for this picture!
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>>169466821
>Tracer is the new Vegeta

Hnnnnnnng
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>mfw I bully manlet heroes and spam "How embarassing"
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>>169466940
Anytime
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>>169466645
>>169466737
i like being bossed around. one of them was playing good cop anyway. i was going to go get a drink after that game anyway
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>people who aimbot in 3v3
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LEAKED IMAGE OF DOOMFIST
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>>169465362
>be Mercy on Route whatever # on Defense
>Whole team dies
>Ran away from Sombra before team fight
>Hiding behind gas station
>Crouching ready to fly to dead teammate for quad rez
>Turn corner, no one there
>Fly to teammate
>Get Hacked and killed

Where the fuck were you, Sombra????
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>>169467153
>having hips that large as a man

I feel so bad for him
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>>169467156
In your head
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>>169467106
i remember when men were men
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>>169467261
...It's like one of my Japanese animes!!!
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>>169467153
>uses ult
>shouts "YOURE A WHITE MALE"
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>>169465960
purest and best ships are friendships though
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>>169467147
>kkk
that's a religious event in Spain you uncultured fuck.
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>gank Lucio as Mercy, and bag him (logically)
>switches to Raper
>bags me

This is huh - wow!
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>>169467626
>gank
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Winston, Tracer and Zen are the only likable characters.
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>>169467865
>not liking your sniper grandma
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>>169467865

>le talking animal

How old are you?
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>>169468050
>talking animals become unlikable because muh maturity

you sound really boring
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>>169467156
Been here all along :^)
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>highly offensive

literally the best brawl
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>>169467865
>not liking your large german man
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>>169464559
Still better than the stupid fucking okami furfag skin everyone uses.
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>>169468050
Only teenagers do not like talking animals because """"""Im 12 and soooo mature""""""
Liking talking animals is truly patrician taste


How old are you?
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>>169468102
>>169468174

You like him because he's non threatening. Real characters like McCree remind you of the school bully therefore you cower away from them.
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>>169467865
>Implying Genji isn't likable
>Implying Reinhardt isn't likable
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>>169468050
fuck off Reaper
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>>169468219
>real characters like McCree
>imblying McCree isn't bullied relentlessly
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>>169465730

widow or ana. git gud.
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>>169468219
>Winston
>Non threatening

he's basically Bruce Banner but as a gorilla.

Also how the fuck does McCree remind anyone of a school bully, were you bullied by clint eastwood as a child? McCree is one of the most chill characters in the game.
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POST CUTE
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>>169468219
What fucking school bully wears a cowboy outfit
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>>169468219
>liking a talking gorilla means you got bullied
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>>169468428
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>>169468219
This is going to devolve into some kind of "alpha vs beta" bullshit argument isn't it
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>>169468428
>>
What is more embarassing?
>getting killed by Torb's hammer
>getting killed by Mercy at full health
>failing to kill a lonely Zen
>falling off the map while charging
>killing Rein with full shield and full hp
>getting killed by Winston holding a button
>barely surviving getting booped, then walking off and dying
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>>169468219
>non threatening
>superficially intelligent ape whose last resort is chimping the fuck out
what did blizzard mean by this?
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>>169468316
>Widow or Ana

are you high? Widow would just kill you before you would even be able to get through D.va mech.
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>>169468476
FRIENDLY REMAINDER THAT IF YOU DONT PLAY ASSAULT HEROES EXCLUSIVELY YOU'RE A MASSIVE COMMUNIST BETA KEK
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>be me
>playing symmetra
>get a nanoboosted triple kill to secure the round for my team
>think "sweet, thats potg for sure"
>spray, emote
>match ends
>potg
>it's a bastion whose fallen asleep on his M1 button while facing down a corridor

g fucking g
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>>169468428
Okay!
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>>169468434

Do you have actually aspergers? Things don't need to be exactly the same to draw comparisons.

It's about his alpha male stature and your beta male plant eating one. This girl gets it >>169468476
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>>169468428
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>>169468574
>my braindead multikill was beaten out by someone elses braindead multikill

okey dokey m8
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>>169468590
McCree isnt an alpha, he took it in the ass regularly from Gabriel
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>>169468574
>be me
>>>/reddit/
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>>169468574

>I ran around holding down an M1 I don't even have to aim and does a gorillian dps with nano
>that makes me better than someone who had to aim his M1
>>
People have started complementing my Reaper play lately.

Today someone said I was "too fucking good" and later somebody said "everybody on this team has no idea how to play except for Reaper"

Feels good lads.
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>>169468632

>le everyone is gay meme
>gays can't be alpha
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>>169468590
>Mcree
>Alpha

Hes literally a manchild stoner who lives in his own fantasy world.

The only real alphas in the game are Soldier 76, Roadhog and Rein.
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>>169468590
Look, anon, if anyone has an alpha male stature it's Reinhardt. I think everyone is free to like what they want, though. I like Winston AND McCree.
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>tfw you wanna play late at night but the matchmaking is so bad that it's basically a coin flip for who will win
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>>169468690
Gays can be alpha.

Bottoms can't.
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>>169468250
>>169468494
Cheers luv'! how embarrasin'!
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>>169467865
>genji
>rein
>sombra
>>
Thank you for all the (You)s friends. I was feeling down but this cheered me up and I laughed quite a lot. I actually like Winston really and talking animals are cool too. S-sorry if I upset anyone.
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>>169468770
Can't wait for the live action film starring Vince Vaughn as Tracer.
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>>169468558
sleep dva, 3 shot widow.

1 shot widow, ignore DVA

GIT GUD
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>>169468820
>what is defense matrix, or dva just generally being in your face as widowmaker or ana while the enemy widow has an easy shot

you can stop spouting memes now
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>>169468807
Normally talking animal characters are stupid because they are usually just "man/woman trapped in animals body" (like every animal character Seth MacFarlane makes). Winston is great because they are specifically trying to write a gorilla that is, well a gorilla. A very, very intelligent gorilla that apparently has mastered like every field of science known to man, but still is a gorilla.
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>>169468916

>pick winston
>spend the game jumping around on top of widow and having dva/mercy chase you
>team wins 5v3
>wow so hard
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>>169468993
Wow you're actually either genuinely fucking stupid or trying to bait if you think Winston is going to last a fucking second against D.va or Widow isn't going to just shoot him in his giant ass head if she's good.

Fuck off.
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What if Athena was the next Doomfist?
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>McCree has "ain't I killed you before" voiceline

>Reaper "haven't I killed you somewhere before?"


Was Reaper making young McCree a cold-blooded killer?

I think deep down McCree enjoys killing for its own sake.
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>still no Winston skin that gives him a tie
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>>169468916
are you serious?

DVA flying her stupid ass towards you gets deleted in two critical hits. Defense matrix last for 4 seconds not long enough to dive a widow or ana in the back line. And more likely a hog will hook her for being so stupid.

A Dva that body guards a widow is even dumber, you can either ignore her sleep her. Either way.
Are you retarded enough to just fire into a defense matrix?
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>>169468657
>gorillian dps
Never use this phrase when talking about Overwatch until Winston gets buffed.
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>>169469139
>no Mike Pence skin for Winston
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>activate full sensory simulation mode
>load model "Lena_Oxton.slt"
>disengage safety protocols
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>>169469247
>tfw zapping the gay away from Tracer

Sent her a one-way-ticket to Homosexual Conversion Camp.
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>>169469180
>Dva flying her stupid ass towards you gets deleted in two headshots

Yeah and the other widowmaker is going to just stick her thumb up her ass in the meantime I suppose, jesus christ I was literally describing a QP scenario that happened it's not a fucking hypothetical where we had a roadhog or some shit that's going to even try to stop a dva jumping on you, I'm just fucking tired of widowmaker in qp either way and hate having to play her even if my aim is decent
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>>169468991
>Normally talking animal characters are stupid because they are usually just "man/woman trapped in animals body"
And that applies to every talking character that isn't a human.
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>>169469314

>I live in a world where everything I do can be countered but nothing they do can be

really activates my almonds
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>>169469371
In the scenario where it's a team of 6 randoms who find the concept of tanks alien vs a 3 stack that's like, actually coordinating yeah. QP is either a stomp one way or the other off season because of shit like that
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>>169469247
>>169469307
I can't tell how deep the memes go, or if you're actually serious to some extent.
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>>169469314
It doesn't even have to be a hog, a mcree, a soldier, a Zenigata, a reaper, a fucking hanzo-- will terminate a diving dva.

But widow can easily solo a diving DVA,

BUT I DON'T PLAY A COUNTER IN QP, then fucking don't complain.
>>
Lads I've done it. I've figured out how to fix Pharah. It's all been so simple.

So we increase her projectile speed, yes, but instead of outright buffing direct hit damage, we widen the splash AOE and add 30 burn damage to direct hits.
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>>169469417
I'm sure you can command 5 retards to work together if you're charismatic enough.
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>>169469489
Pharah doesn't need changes at all
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>>169469489
>instead of outright buffing direct hit damage, we buff direct hit damage
Nigga...
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>>169469489

But you can't ever implement that because console is already dominated by pharah because controllers are worthless.
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>>169469445
>He doesn't know about Mike "LGBTQ BBQ" Pence

Spend a day on /pol/ and you'll know, friend.
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>>169469489
She's fine already.
Acquire skill.
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Can't we just cut every character except for Bastion, then say "oops, second Omnic Crisis happened and everyone is dead" and end it here?
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>>169469592
what about Zenyatta
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>>169469457
>don't complain about GM widowmakers in a stack demolishing teams of randoms in qp if you yourself can't counter her with your own widowmaker

nah I'm still gonna complain on my chinese cartoon forums thanks.
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>>169469561
I do know.
I just don't know how much of it is actually done in earnest, not just for the memes.
>>
>enemy has genji
>auto lose if we dont have 6 tanks

haha
>>
Only attack hero who needs changes is Reaper
And make hacked enemies marked for your team
>>
>Remove entire defence category
>nothing of value was lost and game improves tremendously
>>
>>169469694
I don't know why the hacked signal is so fucking hard to see, shit is practically transparent. It should just be an icon over their head like how it shows ult charge
>>
>someone I want to play with is in a game
>I come online and sit in the menus until they invite me
why does it feel like I'm being passive aggressive/weird
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>>169469639
Are you scared of homosexual conversion camp, Anon?
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>>169469632

yeah, everyone that beats you is a top 500 widow streaming his sick kill on twitch.

but even so, my suggestion that you GIT GUD still stands.
>>
>Remove entire autists category
>nothing of value was lost and thread improves tremendously
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>>169469307
>>169469445
>>169469247

>Tfw started playing Winston for the memes
>Start to enjoy him, even though he's an iffy pick 70% of the time
>Start being able to identify teammates who are able to work together
>That feeling of a proper Winston initiation with a Zarya bubble, a cooperative Ana or dps who can follow up
>Symphony
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>>169469715
>no more wallhacks

fund it
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>>169469457
>But widow can easily solo a diving DVA
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>>169469785

>mad hanzo main
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>>169469629
Shuffled off his mortal coil and passed into the Iris or some shit.
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>>169469457
>But widow can easily solo a diving DVA,
apm dobornaborga
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>>169469860
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>>169469694
You fags at /owg/ are so easy to influence.

An anon complains about a hero and a dozen fags join in on the underpowered bandwagon for the next 2-12 threads.

Reaper is one of the most iffy case of them all. He's pretty terrible for solo queue, but he can get the most done with only a little support too.
>>
>>169469247
>Winston is a Talon sleeper agent
>upgrades Tracer's chronal accelerator to zap the gay out of her
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>>169469846
>>169469886

a dva outside of her mekka is more dangerous
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>>169459091
>busy all week so couldn't get my arcade wins early
>no one plays arcade this late in the week because everyone has their boxes
Gay
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>>169469783
I mean literally 9/10 times when I check a widow's career profile now they're masters or higher, but okay. Even getting them on my team is boring because the enemy just never caps the first point or we steamroll them to the end

I'm not trying to be l33t SICK COUNTERSNIPES HIGHLIGHT IT AND POST TO REDDIT I'm just trying to fucking have fun without feeling like if I don't tryhard my ass off I might as well not play or there's not even a chance for the enemy to win so I might as well not play
>>
>>169469770
As much as I get grossed out by them and would like to keep my distance from them at all times, I don't think that they can or should be "converted."
Trannies do need psychiatric help, though.
We should stop talking about this on /vg/.
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>>169470152
I don't know why people even care about arcade boxes during non-event weeks, trying to squeeze any sort of win out of arcade feels like it takes too long just to get 1/3 of some more duplicates
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>>169470270

I like playing mystery heroes once in a while and arcade lets me
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Overwatch Visual Source book

http://imgur.com/gallery/tm7mq

>>169470039
Problem that he is not very good even in his niche
He lacks the long range of every other attack hero
But other close range fighters (Mei,Roadhog,Symmetra) are overall more usefull due to their abilities
Yes he can kill them all in 1vs1, but they still have more influence on the overall flow of the game
>>
>THAT RESPONCE WHEN OUT OF 23 CHARACTERS, ONLY 2 ARE OMNICS AND 1 IS SOME HALF-BREED IDIOT
I DETECT RACISM HERE.
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>>169470236
I mean you know most of them already do get psychiatric help right. Like you can't even have surgery without proof of 2 years of therapy and a recommendation from a psychiatrist, at least in the US
>>
>>169470039
>he can get the most done with only a little support

he's also one of the easiest heroes to shut down since his ult is interrupted by anything, his range is laughable, and Ana completely removes his ability to kill tanks quickly
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>>169470367
>Recoil compensation allows for accurate sustained fire
IT USED TO.
I would have rather kept the 17 damage and the lower spread.
Or change the "accuracy penalty" for continued fire to something consistent, like upward kick. Random spread is anti-fun.
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>>169467153
>implying
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>>169470408
>wanting more omnics
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>>169470574
>not waning callahan
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>>169470574
PERFORM A SEXUAL ACT WITH YOURSELF, FLESHBAG.
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>>169470667
His kit sounds genuinely fun and fairly well-designed.
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curvy
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>>169459668
this + golden gun.
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>>169470775
curvy~
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>>169469457
>D.Va mains
holy shit, get help
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i hate when people say kit
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>>169470775
Honestly, Athena and D.Va's meka are delicious.
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>>169470848
what did he mean by this?
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>>169466427
Did someone really photoshop hitchcock
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>>169471014
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>>169468428
CUTE!
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SO WHO IS NEXT HERO
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>>169471383
C A L L A H A N
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>>169468428
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>>169467156
looking for me?
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Soon
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>>169471383
We're getting two new heroes. An omnic and Doomfist.
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>>169471637
Omnig
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>ask the official forums if there's a way to turn down lucio's music because it makes it hard to locate enemy footsteps and stuff
>they downvote me and insult me for berating glorious overlord blizzard's beats
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What did you expect from the character you mained when you started playing the game?
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>>169471531
>what do i do with my arms
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>>169460610
>sniper Mei
literally the way mei is supposed to be played. m1 is so incredibly situational that it's just not viable
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holy shit I thought Reaper's ult did like, 300 dps but it actually only does 170. No wonder I felt like it was super easy to counter
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>>169471729
>mfw I see pleb civy men with their arms hanging like tubes at their sides
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>>169471729
this is why I always wear a jack to put my hands in, hands in jean pockets just looks dumb
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>>169471676
Were you an annoying cunt about it
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>>169471676
>was going to tell you to just turn up footsteps and turn down the other sound sliders
>boot up the game
>there's only music, sound effects, and in-game voice
>Lucio's music is tied to "sound effects," just like footsteps
>must have just been thinking of options in R6S
>boot that up too
>it's not an option in there, either
What the fuck game am I thinking of?
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I love Hana.
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>>169467865
>speed frog?
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Are you ready to LEARN THE PROPER MEANING OF A BEATDOWN
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>>169468428
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>>169472185
Hana Song services old men using her lewd mouth live on stream for donations.
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>>169472185
Nerf this!
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>>169469489
>there's a pharah on the enemy team
>if we don't pick hitscan we're fucked
let's buff a hero that already has the enemy hero picks by the balls
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>>169472410
What actually hard-counters the hitscan heroes? Why pick anything other than them in the first place?
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>>169472490
>What actually hard-counters the hitscan heroes?
bad aim
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>that lucio who changes to speed boost when the enemy d.va ults
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Phara is much better than soldier in 3vs3
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>>169472490
"hitscan" maybe the wrong word here. i'm more talking about absolutely needing 76 even if you were planning on going dive
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>>169472573
isn't that what you're supposed to do?
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Should I just get the golden gun of my liking or do the devs have any plans for what else we can get for comp points in the horizon?
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>>169472490
a Rein's barrier between you and them
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>>169472579

>slow target
>no sustain
>have to land direct hits
>will get shit on by every ana that is in every match
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Were my support mains at?
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Watch DSPstanky gameplay.
Oh wow, as much as I acknowledge how good he is but isn't his constant switching between heal and speed boost fuck up his team's aim?
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>>169472905
Ana wouldn't even see you if you know how to play
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>>169472909

>being a mainer
>hasn't invested solid time into a wide range of characters and roles so that he can always fit into any team

kys
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>>169472683
get your golden gun
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>>169472683
i wanna fuck this nigress
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>>169472683
They do but not for this season.
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>>169472938
Seizure switching like an autist is a meme.

It's placebo, it doesn't make you any harder to hit at all.

Yes, you are meant to switch often accordingly but the way he does it is just nuts.
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>>169472971

>implying support mains don't already fit into any team

the are way more retarded dps mains than support mains so we get our role pretty much every game
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>>169472683
New season soon
New hero soon
New balance soon

nothing new for comp reward yet (but they're thinking about it)

I'd say just wait a bit.
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>>169473024
Imagine how hyperactive and enthusiastic femLucio would be during sex.
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>get back from work
>wanna play some OW
>queue up QP
>join game, lucio and an ana
>cool, I'll play rein
>ana goes genji right before the game starts
>ask him why'd he switch as now we only have lucio solo healing
>"just quickplay"
>lucio switches to mercy, is shit
>lose the match

Why do people enjoy losing
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>>169473165
>that and the speed boost is turned on
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>play QP
>complain about retards inside QP
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>>169473165
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>>169472971
>that definition of main
>not using main as in "playtime invested"
>not even as in "enjoys x the most"
>using "autistically has to instalock his role every fucking game like a dps player"
yea i'm the one who has to kill himself
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>>169473178
>tfw you get all offensive heroes on defend
>tfw you get all defensive heroes on attack
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Why does everyone in this game play like such a goddamn COWARD
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>>169472185
She looks like Diane from Seven Deadly Sins.
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>>169473536
t. silver reaper mad that people don't run into his double shotguns
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>>169473586
>>>/a/
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kill all "friendlies"
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>>169473616
:^(
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>>169473536
What do you mean by this?
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>>169473376
Torb has been my favorite hero lately, especially on attack.

Defend/Attack doesn't matter. Averaging a pretty nice win ratio at around 75% over 37 games. (28 wins, 9 losses)
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>>169473729
>>169473376
I'm also at a 5-7 kdr ratio overall those games from what I can tell
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>>169473835
>kdr ratio
kill-death ratio ratio
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>>169474001
good catch
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>>169474001
atm machine
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>>169473536
cause the people that play the healers are always ass meaning you can't get away with doing anything risky.
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I don't get the timelines of this game. How come Jack and Ana aged so fucking much while everyone else more or less remained the same?
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>>169465014
They need to take that gun away from her and have a big flashy message when you're near 2 or more dead team mates. Something that just prompts the human brain to using the ult cus mercy players are straight fucking garbage.
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>>169474334
>dps player complaining about not being immortal
can you spell "narcissism"?
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>a map that's literally a big house with no specific location and a lot of furniture to destroy
Yes?/No?
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>>169466275
Yellow/orange hued skin is also a symptom of liver failure.
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>>169474508
So... is it just one big house?

Is it a KOTH map? A payload map? Hybrid?
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>>169474521
His skin tone looks fine to me from what we can actually see of it, so I guess we can at least mark liver failure off the list.
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>>169471531
>kojima shitting up blizzard offices
the kult of kojima will pay for this
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>>169474558
Yes. One big house that just happens to be big enough for 12 players.

I don't see how it could have a payload in it, so, i guess KOTH?
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>>169473047
>It's placebo, it doesn't make you any harder to hit at all.
i'd say you're right unless you're switching your amps from speed to heal. that's quite the significant difference in speed.
it can also be helpful wallclimbing but other than that it's rather pointless
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>>169474729
I guess some sort of huge ass mansion could work. I think there's something like that in TF2 if I recall correctly.

KOTH would probably be best. Have the foyer of something be the capture point.

This will never probably happen tho.
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Woahhh there
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>>169474508
That'd be a terrible map for Pharah/snipers.
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>>169474862
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
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>>169474889
And that's bad thing how?
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>>169474942
Fair enough. Less sniper mains in my games would be the best.
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>>169474595
Don't reassure people I'm trying to sadden, it's rude
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>>169474862
you know what time it is.
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>>169475006
Oh my god why are they so much cuter as friends and not lovers
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What the fuck did the OW world do to make everyone and their mother a master in every single field out there?

80% of the cast is a fucking master in science, engineering, technology or such.

And yet I can't even pass college chemistry.
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>>169475070
Overwatch is about the best of the best, anon. It's not that everyone in the world is a master at their craft, we're just focusing on the few people who are.
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>>169475065
Because a gorilla sticking his dick in a small human being is not fucking cute anon.
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>>169475070
The cast of Overwatch aren't your ordinary joes.
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>>169475070
They are heroes, of course they will be best in their field.
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>>169475070
Maybe you should be studying instead of shitposting here, anon
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>>169475184
COUGH EFI COUGH AHK HACK
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>>169475070
Eugenics works well.
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>>169471691
i expected junkrat to be as useful and strong as the demoman but i was sorely disappointed
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>>169475065
Bestiality isn't cute anon. Not everything has to be about sex either, just sit back and enjoy the cute and comfy.
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>>169475070
it's okay, i couldn't even pass high school

i'm not american though so my goverment takes good care of me
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Who do you think responded to the recall and who do you think would decline?

I think McCree and Mercy are the two most likely to decline.
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>>169475184
>>169475070
>>169475124
Technically, zenyatta isnt "the best of the best." he's just one of the few omnic guru's that decided dogmatic teaching from a mountaintop wasnt the best of idea's and decided to travel the world and help people on a personal level instead.
He's certainly more combat experienced than his brothers, but whether he's more powerful than them at this point is up in the air.
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>>169475483
He's the best of the best because he's secretly a God AI wearing an omnic host.
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>>169475065

It is much better as friends if you forced them to fuck. Friendship destroyed forever, no getting it back, Winston dies alone and Tracer is traumatized forever
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>>169475514
source?
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>>169475006
>Less sniper mains in my games would be the best.
>Less sniper mains
>Less

"Fewer."
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>>169475582
S-Sorry Stannis.
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>>169475514
Then Zen is far to small to be a God AI. Complex computer systems need a rather sizable platform to function on.
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>>169475453
I'm assuming the recall protocol only applied to former members of Overwatch. Meaning eager folks such as Pharah or D.Va wouldn't have known about the reformation until they were directly contacted.

Ana obviously declined because she was in hiding, 76 declined thinking Overwatch caused more harm than good, Mercy declined for the same reason, which leaves only Winston, Tracer, Reinhardt, Torbjorn, and Genji as the new team initially.

Which is probably why they had to turn to recruiting a Brazilian vigilante, Ana's kid, an Indian architect, and some Australian criminals.
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>>169475156
It'd be hilarious though
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>>169475630
What if it was only part of a God AI? Big enough for it to retain its "self" but small enough to avoid overloading the platform. What if Mondatta housed the other part?
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Guys what the FUCK is a god AI
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>>169475743
Technically McCree was still part of Overwatch, Blackwatch was probably pretty "off the books" so on the surface he was just another agent.
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>>169475771
What if there's a god AI somewhere that wants to kill fucking everything because Zen was the peaceful part of his personality that he compartmentalized and shed into a different platform?
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>>169475840
Iris
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>>169475840
Read Pharah's comic. They're the ones responsible for the Omnic Crisis.
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>>169475884
So the God AI is Piccolo?
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>>169475743
Wait. Where is it said that they recreuited Lucio, Pharah, Symmetra or even Junkrat and Roadhog?

I just assumed they were only in the game as non-OW chars that only existed in the lore.
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>>169475941
>Tracer in a dress
This seems wrong. She's too butch and gay to be sophisticated.
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>>169475974
So far they are, but there's got to be something to eventually bring them all together against whoever the big bad happens to be, if that's Talon or something else.
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How was your Valentine's Day, /owg/?
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>>169475743
I wouldn't be so sure about Genji joining either, at leats not right away.
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>>169475974
He was joking. No matter what I really doubt Winston would want the Junkers on Overwatch, nor would they want anything to do with it.

Also Pharah is still part of Helix's PMC and Lucio and Symmertra are kind of in their own little world.
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>>169476024
what do you mean? it was like any other day.
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>>169476004
Tracer's cute no matter what she wears!
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So they're mutants, right? That's why they have the inexplicable ability to summon energy beings to bolster their attacks, right?
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>>169476004
>Tracer
>too gay and butch

She's just a gay tomboy, and sometimes they wear dresses.
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>>169475974
My baseless but plausible headcanon is that Symmetra requested to join Overwatch herself after Vishkar turned out to be corrupt and shitty.

And we've seen that Trashmouse and Streetswine have been hired for jobs before, they'd surely jump at the chance to potentially fight more robots, regardless of what they were fighting for. Who knows, Overwatch needed some demomen.
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>>169459528
>King's Row
>Eichenwalde
>Lijang
You're just trash
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>>169476024
I had some ice cream and watched Phantom of the Opera. It was okay. Kind of late to be asking, though, isn't it?

>>169476061
>No matter what I really doubt Winston would want the Junkers on Overwatch, nor would they want anything to do with it.
I guess it depends on how the story escalates. Going Legit established that Junkrat at least has no real problem with doing good as long as he gets paid (bonus points if the ultimate villain really does have something to do with omnics or the God AIs), and I'd believe Winston letting them join if he was desperate enough for help.
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>>169476098
>Tracer's cute no matter what she wears!
True. She looks amazing with a leash on her.
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>>169476147
We at least know Tracer is heavily pro-Omnic, we don't know about Winston but I can imagine he probably is as well. That alone would stop them from wanting anything to do with Roadhog and Junkrat.
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>>169476124
It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.
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>>169460610
>>Winston
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>>169476214
I can't say no to that!
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>>169476147
>>169476237
Just imagine though. Junkrat and Roadhog having to do a rescue mission...in Numbani.
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>>169476243
But magic doesn't exist.
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>>169476178
Junkrat's idea of "doing good" was blowing up an entire building he was led to believe was full of innocent hostages.
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>>169476214
Lena is not for hurting!
>>
Does anyone avoid playing some characters too much just to avoid being stereotyped?

I noticed Widow creeped up to my third most played so now I'm gonna have to bring my support playtime up to avoid looking like a dick(since my first and second are also DPS).
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What are the chances?
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>>169476348
Lena is for kissing girls and hugging gorillas
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Should I main Hanzo? I got his legendary Young Hanzo skin in a pack recently, which made me give him a chance and well... Lets just say I feel like I've finally found my favorite character.

Should I main Hanzo guys? Also yes I'm a noob I'm pretty new to the game no judge plz
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>>169476287
The nipon men with glowy dragons beg to differ.
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>>169476285
>Junk and hog head to numbani because Fuck omnics.
>Omnigger wielding doomfist starts attacking niglet.
>Roadhog gets PTSD and goes whole hog on Mcfister.
>Junkrat moves niglet to safety and gives her one of his grenades for protection before adding some explosions.

Far too much shit going on to also include a second hero, but it'd be fun to watch junkrat in a cinematic.
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>>169476415

One of these days, Winston is going to lose it and bite off Emily's head for stealing Tracer
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>>169476538
They use nanomachines. Resurrecting the dead? Also nanomachines. A fucking wraith? Nanomachines.
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>>169476582
>Gday mate! Shit's goin' down so I'mma have to leave you right here. Here, take this bomb. Righto, seeya! I'mma blow up this cybiorg Abo!
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>>169476660
Winston's not a monster, he's a scientist.
>>
Don't forget that there are many OW agents that got sent a recall that we know nothing about and probably will never know anything about.

I'd expect a good deal of them to accept the recall. I don't think Winston and Tracer will have to resort to hiring the fucking Junkers anytime soon.
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>>169476683
>Only a Shimada can control the nanomachines
Yeah, nah.
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>Mei: I love your glasses, so cute!
>Winston: Oh, uhm, thanks. I like yours, too.
Is he autistic?
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>>169476809
Women rarely speak with Winston
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>>169476024
I have no recollection of what happened on Valentine's Day.
It was as uneventful and lonely as any other day.
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>>169476784
Nanomachines used by him for all that dragon shit are specifically designed for their clan and do not work for others.
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>>169472683
Depends what SR you're getting. Diamond up go for it
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>>169476497
>1.08 elimination/death
>0.66 kill/death
>should I main hanzo
Jesus.
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>>169476923

Tracer is probably the only girl who ever showed affection to him, he has no one else. He is going to murder Emily one day
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>>169476768
Those idiots are all dead.
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>>169476132

Tracer thinks of herself as male. She presents as a man.
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>>169476923
>his best friend of at least 6-7 years is an openly gay woman who surely would introduce anyone she was with to him
>he also was a field agent along side Ana and Mercy
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>>169476968
Nanomachines aren't real, magic is real, read the bibble
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>>169477000
>implying Athena's background as a hero won't be Winston making her a body so he has something to fuck
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>>169477005
Wrong. If they were "dead" they wouldn't of shown up on the recall.

That's why S76 and Ana don't show up on there.

Reaper doesn't either but you know... There's a reason for that.
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>>169477000
it makes sense. gorillas are very over-protective of their mates.
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>>169476768
Reaper is busy eliminating former OW agents. They might be dead. Plus OW was a fucking mess and they might not want to deal with that crap again.
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>>169477110
They all got on a plane to go to Overwatch and then the plane crashed and they all died because Jeff didn't like any of their designs.
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>>169477103
Winston, you want me do WHAT?
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>tracer still hasn't been touched by the devs
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>>169477095
The Bibble is a product of the government to influence the public and hide nanomachines' existence. I have reliable sources.
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>>169477226
Of course not. She won't let any man touch her.
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>>169477226
>tracer still hasn't been touched by the man
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>>169476996
I only recently figured out how simple geometry works, in the beginning I really sucked with Hanzo and it took a while to find the right crosshair settings (a green dot).

I got my second Play of the Game just now. Feels geometry man.
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>>169477296
Literally no such thing as a lesbian, just attentionwhores and bi's
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>>169477089
On a scale from 1 to a trillion, how gay is Tracer in a suit?
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>>169477341
honestly just kill yourself
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>>169477226
Jeff from the Overwatch team touch her every night
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>>169477341
Nonsense, lots of women are allergic to dude.

One time Tracer walked into the wrong bathroom and saw a willy and vomited on the spot and had to go to therapy.
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>>169459307
>sit at choke for ages because our team are scared to initiate
>swap to sombra
>team accuse me of throwing
>hack a mega and take damage to get my emp up
>emp choke
>win

When will people learn that sombra is the answer
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>>169477440
And makes Emily watch
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>>169477341
this is true

dykes just need one dick and they'll be straight again
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>>169477440
*touches himself while thinking about her every night.
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>>169477472
>>169475006

Has Winston seen Tracer naked before?

Has Tracer seen Winston's pencil sized gorilla peen? He does not wear pants
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lesbians don't exist.

straights don't exist, bis don't exist, fuck none of this exists none of this is real there's no such thing as objective existence hello?
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>>169477309
If you're relying only on scatter to get all your kills just stop playing Hanzo.

I get you're a new players but Hanzo is a hard hero, just start with something easier like Lucio or Rein until you learn how the game works.
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>>169477549
Does he dress his wife into Overwatch characters?
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>haven't been to /owg/ since S1
>I wounder what's going on in here anymo-

>Constant stream of gay post forced OTP and autistic screeching when someone wants to talk about the game or non OTP


Yeah there's a good reason no one plays this fucking game anymore.
The Pros are all cheaters that blizzard won't ban because they still want it to be a E-sport and the fan base are blizzdrones that will each ANYTHING thrown at them.
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>>169477363

Gay enough for her to get mistakenly sent to a men's prison and gangbanged after dropping the soap
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>>169477685
What do you want to discuss?
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>>169477549

So Jeff is Winston?
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>>169477606
Why do some characters randomly choose to not wear pants? What's up with that
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>>169477472
Fresh OC
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>>169477792
Some characters don't have giant omnic schlongs to cover up
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>>169477792
Why does Zenyatta wear pants?
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>>169476768
>number 2
is that literally keanu reeves
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>>169477897
BIG
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>>169477897
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Honestly this game would be a lot more alive if they kept the content rolling instead of having a month or two without anything happening.

It's like 4-5 months inbetween new heroes right now. Events are only just now becoming more common (Christmas and then right into year of rooster soon after), when before we had the olympic games one and then nothing until halloween and then nothing until christmas.
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>>169477951
Why is she red?
>>
>It's hiiiiiiigh noon
>timer runs out
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>>169478047
If you don't enjoy, you know, playing the game enough to keep your interest, maybe it's time to find another one?

I suggest Paladins, I hear they got a big patch recently.
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>>169476497
>Should I main
no. fuck you.
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>>169477606
>Winston suggests they go the pool
>Tracer agrees and goes to get changed
>Fully strips down in front of him and puts on her swimsuit
>Cause this is a 100% friendly, platonic friendship between friends and there are no feelings, no feelings
>Meanwhile Winston can barely contain his raging two incher
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>http://www.aimbooster.com/
>Challenge

>Post your accuracy and time
>Post your main
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>>169478174
robo-dick infection
>>
fuck off y'all
winston is pure
>>
Would McCree be better if High Noon just loaded a cylinder of instakill rounds?

>>169478419

This won't help you aim.

It only helps with elementary mouse control.
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>>169477642

That's good advice, I played a ton of Lucio, Roadhog, Winston, Soldier and D.Va before this. I first played Hanzo when I started the game, totally sucked at it, tried other characters and now that my skill is up I'm back to try Hanzo as my main.

Wish me luck senpai.
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>>169478394
For fuck's sake, Winston is a gorilla. Humans should not interest him and neither should gorillas after what happened on the moon.
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Who /always ends an overwatch session on a win/ here?
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>>169478551
What about robots?
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>>169478536
>Would McCree be better if High Noon just loaded a cylinder of instakill rounds?
Anything would be better than what we have now.
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>>169478545
Hanzo is shit and if you actively try to play him or 'main' him i want you off my planet.
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>>169474229
ass-to-mouth machine?
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>>169478294
No I love playing this game. It's just that I find myself not playing much at all between events and shit.

Like right now I haven't played since year of the rooster ended. I would've played a bit more comp but I already got what I wanted out of it this season.

I will definitely pick it up again once this new hero comes out.

FUCKING WHEN BLIZZEHD?
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>>169478604
A win or a lootbox, whichever first.
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I wish they'd force some sort of composition framework for mystery heroes. It fucking sucks dick when one team gets a viable team and you're getting dicked hard with your double widow double mercy comp as you beg Blizz to let you play something halfway viable
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Looking for someone to play with right now; want to practice Ana but getting pretty tired of 0 tank games or people just completely disinterested in winning whatsoever

I'm not great but probably not the worst (finished on 2.8k)
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>>169478641
Haters gonna hate.
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>>169478545
At least watch some VODs of pro players and see what they do so you're at least marginally useful.

If you're dead set on becoming cancer, uh, I mean, Hanzo main, watch some Seagull, as much as I hate to recommend that.

You'll either learn something, or with a bit of luck realize you can't even do 10% of what a good player does and pick up a more useful hero.
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>>169478698
New hero will be on the ptr this next week and live a couple weeks after that
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>>169478771
Yeah I can play in a minute, if you don't mind playing with a 2.6k shitter. No voice chat though because my roommates are all asleep.
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>>169478927
Sure, add me, Shana#2534

I assume NA considering what you said
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>>169478861
Thanks senpai I'll definitely give those VODs a watch. And yeah the fact that people think Hanzo is cancer is what made me doubt it at first, but fuck it I love playing him.
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I noticed more and more people complaining about 5 instalocked dps in every game and the overall lol it's just quickplay shit. Though i guess ultimately not much can be done about it anyway.
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kei angelus is a fag

t. spectre01
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>>169478927
>>169478992
Sorry I'll be a bit, my friend just got on and going to play with them... We can play a bit later if you're still on
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>they're going to release bastion exactly as he is right now in the ptr literally 2 days from now
I HOPE YOU FUCKING LIKE BASTION IN EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING COMP GAME FROM NOW ON, YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES, THE LOT OF YOU
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WELCOME TO BASTIONWATCH
NOTHING WILL BE THIS BROKE, NOT EVEN FIRST DAYS MCCREE WITH HIS RIGHTCLICK SHIT
FUCKING BLIZZARD, WHY CAN'T THEY FUCKING GET ANYTHING RIGHT FOR ONCE
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>>169478992
Sweet, I'm good to go. Please don't expect too much
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>>169479280
Should we call this update "Omnic Crisis"? That's literally what it is.
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>>169479280
can't wait to get to the top playing nothing but bastion
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>>169479280
>>169479370
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>>169479061
Because of Overwatch's game design, running a zero tank zero heal composition into a normal team isn't just going to make you lose(barring extreme skill difference of course), it's going to make the match genuinely unfun because you're just going to get stomped and then snowballed when the enemy has ult advantage.

With bigger teams and more open maps it wouldn't be that bad, but as it is, "it's just quickplay lol" excuse isn't cutting it, unless your idea of fun is getting a number of eliminations that can be counted on the fingers of a single hand.
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>>169478551
A Gorilla with taste
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>>169479280
>bothering with the cancer that is comp
i'd rather deal with the retardation that is quickplay than pretend even for a second that this game is meant to be anything more than a casual weekend shooter
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>>169479280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNfLJHGzcw
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>>169479428
the enemy is also going to be playing bastion.

Pro pugs this week were literally either who plays around their bastion better wins, or they banned him altogether.

It's a joke.
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>>169479428
how come every time blizz buffs an omnic it becomes the best character in the game?
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>>169479280
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Anyone know what playing comp during off season means?
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Cat hero when?
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>>169479280
I don't play on PTR. What did they do? How bad is it?
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>>169479676
nothing
it's just unranked competitive
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>>169479443
holy shit
this was their plan all along
once they are done with this update, bastion will be nerfed to hell
then they will completely fuck up overwatch and it will become nothing but a shitty stain on our memories
then it might get resurrected, but it will go nowhere

fucking screencap this
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>>169479685
bastion is literally immortal
nanoboosted bastion cannot be killed by anything in the game, not even dva's ult
all the top 500 teams already switched their comp and gameplay around an immortal, instakilling bastion that carries everyone
it's hell
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>>169479280
>>
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>>169479680
Why are there so many images of this particular cat?
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>>169479280
>I HOPE YOU FUCKING LIKE BASTION IN EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING COMP GAME FROM NOW ON,

Much like the way 76, Roadhog, Rein & Ana were in literally every single comp game for s3?
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>>169479875
He is beautiful
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>>169479705
do you get comp points for it at least?
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>>169479940
he has a fat face
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There's going to be an event sooner than you think that's all I can say
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>>169479781
they already confirmed they're capping the damage reduction at like 60% for when it goes live
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>>169479280
As opposed to what? More tanks and 76?
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>>169480035
Yeah we all get it, the Unity Festival bullshit has been leaked already.
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>>169479781
>nanoboosted bastion cannot be killed by anything in the game
Only while ulting or immobile. And they reduced the maximum damage resist, although really it shouldn't stack.
The bigger deal is the improvement to his left click and healing.
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>>169479781
Shouldn't D.Va technicaly shine here, especially with the fix? She can pretty much remove bastion ult as it is for most part and with the fix he will not be able to cheese by shooting under him and shit anymore either. With full matrix he can get out like one-two shots at most i believe.
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>>169479979
no
it's literally just for people who prefer the format, but no one takes it seriously so it's really no different from quickplay other than the fact that it typically takes longer
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>>169480053
>60%
It was 70%, and even that wasn't enough.
Either they remove that passive, or just make him not get any kind of damage reduction buff from anything else when he's turret\tank form.
70% means he can still outheal any damage by himself and one support, either it be Ana or Mercy or anything else.
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Leave filthy omnic shits to me
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I NEED CINEMATIC TODAY
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>>169479895
The difference is that Bastion is literally a killing machine with no way to destroy it. Out of these 4, only Ana matters with such Bastion.
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So, how you guys gonna prepare for Bastionwatch in a few days?
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>>169480226
with a big jug of clorox bleach
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>>169480225
>the difference is that I don't like playing against Bastion

Ok gotcha
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>>169479685
>Can heal while taking damage
>Can heal while moving
>Passive Ironclad in sentry and tank modes gives 35% damage reduction (bastion now has 475 effective HP)
>Turret gun nerfed slightly, but still wrecks tanks and shields

Basically, genji widow pharah now don't counter bastion at all. The only semi-reliable counters are Hog if he can hook and not die in the process, and Sombra sneaking a hack in without dying in the process.
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>>169480285
Have you actually played him on the PTR?
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>>169480164
do we know roadhogs opinion on omnics?
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why can't blizzard achieve something as simple as "buffing a character in a balanced, non overpowred way"
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>>169480405
It's never been how they do things.

They'll never change.
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>>169480310
He is still fine to kill outside of anas ult a condition that will only happen for 3-4 times in a comp match, and that's if she decides to use it on him. You're just upset that you can't get free kills on him any more like live version, yes I have played a few matches on the PTR.
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>>169480405
Because they let Tigole develop another game.
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>>169480405
Because after 6 years, this comic still stands.
They have no fucking idea.
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>>169480405
>We try to be as objective, deliberate and careful as possible when it comes to balancing heroes.
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>>169480526
Why would someone just blatantly lie like that?
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>>169480405
it's impressive really
any character they think "is somewhat underpowered" promptly receives a buff that makes them meta defining and impossible to leave out of any comp
i can't even comprehend how they think this is acceptable in any way shape or form
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>>169477689

Sounds like a story I'd read

>Tracer gets arrested for breaking the Petras Act
>gets cheeky with judge, sent to a men's prison, no more protection that you get for being a woman
>gets punched in face repeatedly
>one night her cell mates team up to pin her down, pull down her trousers and do her in the ass (no vag, this is men's prison)
>her spirit gets slowly broken
>no more cheerful Lena, only a dead shell when Winston finally breaks her out
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>>169480353
Seeing as he blew up an Omnic facility I think it's pretty safe to say that he's not to fond of them.
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>>169480630
i though that was just something he did because he's insane
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>>169478551

Winston identifies as a human. He has grown up in our society, he is no longer attracted to his own kind. He faps to human pron
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>>169480575
>Cellmates are Trashmouse and Streetpig
>Trashmouse happy he is no longer the designated cumdumpster
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>>169480353
>Australia gets destroyed by omnics
>cucked Australian government gives them a whole lot of land with precious omnium to try and get a treaty or something
>fucks over lot of people in the outback, who get kicked out of their homes, Roadhog included
>Roadhog and other angry kangaroos form Aussie Lib Front and explode an omnium generator turning the outback into a wasteland

Yeah I can see why he'd be angry
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>>169480826
Delete this, recycled rattus fuscipes is not for lewd
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>>169480575
You fuckers are really autistic, you know that?
>>
There is a new piece of news coming tuesday around the usual time.

Just to let ya know, tune in. It's a big one.
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>>169480826
Rat wears suicide jacket specifically to protect himself from rape
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>>169481097
if it's not related to fixing bastion, i'm not interested
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>>169481182
But they're already fixing Bastion, anon.
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>>169481238
It doesn't because that's a stupid idea and you're stupid for it.
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>>169481238
depends on his hp pool.

Make it a 200 HP tank with high inate uninterruptible regen
or life gain on hit.
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can't wait to sleepdart all those bastions
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>>169481349
they're turning him into the t-1000, anon
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>>169481097
new pice of news is not what you think is
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>>169481423
Reinhardt shields as far as the eye can see.
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>>169481423
granny ana is objectively hotter than young ana.
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>>169481423
>sleepdart will be the best counter to nanotank

Ana countering something enabled by Ana
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>tfw the only thing left i still enjoy about this game is D.Va fanart
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>>169481589
>tfw spent all of valentine's day crywanking to d.va

i hate myself, and if d.va was real she'd hate me too
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>>169481569
How anybody else can compete?
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Reminder:

Sombra sucks at hide and seek.
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A popular belief on tumblr, is that Junkrat is a FtM tranny
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>>169481589
I'm aware of that feel, bro.
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>>169481524
I wouldn't mind alternate strike commander granny skin.
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>>169481773
or a skimpy bikini skin for granny ana
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>>169481569
>wasting a nano on tank in the first place
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>>169481773
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>>169481648
>not crywanking to her every day

I'm actually surprised that i'm still obsessed with her now as much as i was on release. Truly best girl.
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>>169481843

I'm not going to lie, I came buckets when the trailer first dropped at the scene in which she is rolling on the ground after getting shot in the eye.

Look at that tight ass, even if she is over 50 it looks great
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>>169481805
I hear ya
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>>169481953
I want to eat her grandma candies, if you know what i mean
>>
What is it about this game that makes people suddenly become retarded?

>played with someone since beta
>play 3 vs 3 with them
>they're running through a hut in a figure of 8 pattern
>ask what the fuck they're doing
>he starts shouting about not being able to find me
>doesn't think to just look left or right instead of running aimlessly
>keeps mistaking me for the third teammate
>asks for healing when there's no healer because we can all self-heal
>keeps using movement abilities then complaining no-one has followed
>keeps walking in front of Rein's barrier instead of behind
>randomly stops in the middle of a game to 'get food'
>disconnects after round 2 because he thought it was round 3
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>>169481706

Well, he wouldn't be the first
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>>169481987
Say no more.
Kidney stones. yum.
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>>169481987
Elaborate
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>>169481805
Remember when we thought we'd get swimsuit skins for the summer event? Good times.
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>>169460158
use a quiet voice line as you teleport, it gets rid of the whole "DEATH COMES" shit
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>>169481987
Vagina crust. YUMMY!
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Question:

How long does it take for Widowmaker's charge to reach 100%? It feels slower then usual.

And does Widowmaker's cock get any color when she gets and erection or does it remain blue?
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>there are people actually unironically complaining about the new Bastion
>who is barely a problem now that his turret mode can't do as much damage
Now I know a lot of you are complete garbage. I'm glad none of you work on the game.

Literally just
>REE BLIZZARD I HATE THIS CHARACTER NERF IT REEEE
>WAA BLIZZARD BUFF THIS CHARACTER I LIKE AND MAKE HIM OP
Fucking sad. Get good at the game, or play a different one.
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>>169460734
surprised she even reached plat. I've seen her stream, she's trash.

It's dolyttle on twitch if anyone cares.
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>>169482259
I will eat her grandma ass.

>>169482158
>>169482401
disgusting
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>>169477430
>>>/lgbt/
>>169477472
Then why do lesbians use dildos if they hate dicks so much?
You don't see fags fucking onaholes
>>
>>169477476

They won't.

They'll sit still and spam at a choke until the game ends and pat themselves on the back for playing the "right" hero.
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>>169482442
>tracerwidow
kill urself
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>>169482442
I have a better question than the one in your spoiler:
When Widowmaker blushes, does her face turn normal colored?
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is it tuesday yet
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>>169482745
She feels no emotions, apart from smugness
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>>169477606

I bet he used the excuse of "fine-tuning" her chronal accelerator to get her to take her shirt off back in the Overwatch days
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>>169482442
It hasn't changed since they made it 20% faster a few months ago so it should be around .80s to reach 100% after you've scoped in.
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>>169481805
got one more!
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>>169482683

You're a sad and lonely virgin, aren't you?
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>>169483064
yes, but that doesn't make stupid crackpairings any less cancerous
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>>169482982
It just feels really slow to me for some reason.

Maybe I'm just going crazy.
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>>169482442
all of my sources say it remains blue, with a darker shade fro the tip mostly
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I don't like this pairing but the art's cute, enjoy.
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>>169483054
hnnnnng
>>
>>169482745
>>
>Be playing with a guy in voice chat
>He asks how everyone's day is going
>I go ahead and respond with "shit"
>He asks why
>I tell him I'm stressed about an upcoming physics midterm
>He proceeds to help me over mic with subjects that I'm having difficulty with
>I actually fucking understand a lot more now.

Holy shit. This game has some real bros on it.
>>
>>169482976

He didn't need to, Tracer is a shameless exhibitionist
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>>169483337
>tfw you will never hug widowmaker and tell her everything is going to be alright
>tfw she will never blush and call you an idiot, but deep down feeling more secure in herself and happier
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>>169480682
The sociopathy / mutation came after he blew up the ommnium and watched his country turn to shit due to his actions, so he decided to just embrace it and become a mercenary who doesnt give a shit about what job you give him as long as it pays.
It helps that the radiation also fucked with his and everyone in the outbacks head, which is also (partially) why junkrat and the rest of the junkers are a bit crazy.
The only reason they left the outback is because junkrat discovered something so big in the ommnium wreakage that pretty much everyone was going after him for it.
Reminder that we still dont know what the fuck that is, whether it's information or a small object he carries and it's driving me crazy that this plot thread is just being left completely unaddressed, i dont think even the sombra wall had anything related to it.
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>>169483413
woah dude, do you think he gives free therapy sessions too
>>
>>169483438
>tfw you will never take advantage of her trust to have sexual intercourse every night
>tfw she hates every minute of it but obliges anyway
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>>169483438
yeah cause everything works like a cheesy anime
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>>169483413
Yeah do know what mean. I playing with guy other day who amazing junkrat voice so asked to talk dirty in voice and got off to it came so much cum a cumload of cum you wouldnt believe the cum i cum

good bro
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>>169483254
Its wrong but I find myself amused by the idea of Junkrat trying to rape that porker. The image of her running around squealing in her high pitched voice while he yells, "Here piggy piggy piggy", and then her ineffectual attempts to beat him off with her flabby arms, is a source of endless mirth and gaiety
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>>169483593
no, no lewd ok? only making her happier and secure with herself

>>169483694
>anime
what kind of NERD, dork, DWEEB do you think I am?
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>>169483254
cute
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you guys hate him but hes higher than most likely 90% of this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xnXWM1LXYg

is this why you dislike him? because hes better?
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>>169483809
I love Dva fanart that makes her look pretty/cute...

But there's also fanart like this where she's small and dorito faced with her mountain dew.

I need more pics like this. Post pls.
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>>169483735
>Here piggy piggy piggy
That's more of Roadhog's thing. But it might not end well.
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>>169483754
>what kind of NERD, dork, DWEEB do you think I am?
The kind that would want to have a real interaction with widow just to be awkwardly rejected by her disgust
>>
>>169483425
>tfw if it wasn't for her accelerator and the pain of adjusting it every time she puts on clothes Tracer would toss her clothes away at the first opportunity
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>>169483876
so not this kind?
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>>169483337
Did they ever tell her why she has blue skin?
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>>169484005
wow, there was no need for that. no need. i just want to make her happy and secure in herself and validated ok
>>
>it's a "Ana plays like Widowmaker" episode
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>Be me
>is irresistible to cute art
>hates Mei x Junkrat ship
>said ship has cute art
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>>169483809
Because he's wrong. Skyline is the only legit overwatch youtuber.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mfbHU1GfF4

>6 queues are so dead that people actually queue together and abuse it because theres no one else queuing together

LMAO ded game
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>>169484065
They probably did. She just lacks the ability to care.
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>>169471831
That's the dumbest thing I've ever read for Zarya. She would be anti SJW and would literally kill a fag just as quick as she would an omnic.
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>>169484183
Are you me?
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>>169484085
she wouldn't talk to you my man. She wouldn't talk to me either!
even if she did i couldnt stop laughing at the HON HON HON
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>>169479370
i smiled anon, thank you.
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>>169484208
>6 queues are so dead at top 500 that people actually queue together and abuse it because theres no one else queuing together

ftfy
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>>169484223
Zarya is homosexual.
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>>169484186
and Moon Moon.
>>
This seems to be a really unpopular opinion but I actually really like Zarya's design and I think she looks cool

sorry
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>>169484326
he legit streams overwatch everyday, his dark souls streams are 10/10, just dont ever say "whats the ploblem" in chat.
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>>169484414
sorry for what? you're OBJECTIVELY correct. she is the purest, cutest and sexiest girl
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>>169484317
>Zarya is homosexual.
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>>169484414
i think the problem was that she was the only one designed off of a real human after outrage of not enough "empowered female heros" so the stigma of her being a ugly dyke is due to that
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>>169484448
Maybe if you're gay.
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>>169483809
The nerf this arrow should be pointing down
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>>169484421
he's the best zarya/soldier 76 in europe troops, he's the grandmaster

he is at his best with wilky and forrie and their shite patter
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>>169484448
Wrong on all counts, bucko.
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>>169484532
>he's the grandmaster
of silver

if sssniperwolf can get top 500 on her own then im sure he can get there.
>>
>go to sleep pray for updates
>wake up
>literally no updates anywhere
>none from Overwatch
>the two games I want didn't leak early
>no twitter updates from Chu even

Horrible start to the day.
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>>169484065
No, they just let her figure it out on her own and told everyone to say random bullshit if she asks anything about it.
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>>169484414
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>>169480705
Winston is comfortable with what he is, while humans and human relationships are interesting to him he is proud to be a massive killer gorilla.

Also he recognizes Tracer as a sibling at this point, meaning he lovers her in a 100% platonic way and for Tracer it's mutal.
>>
>>169484414
I agree though her goth skins are still shit and arctic skins could look better
So far Frosted is her best skin in my opinion, hope she gets something really cool in the future.
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>>169484628
They never do shit over the weekend unless it's an expo or something similar
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>>169476497
You're probably trolling but I'd say unless you have a solid 2.5+ K/D with a char after several hours of play, you aren't "good enough" with them. With a 1.08 K/D you're essentially a hindrance to your team. But keep practicing with characters, eventually you'll get there.
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>>169484516
>>169484534
hello PLEBS
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>Play Off-season
>Complain that my healer is sitting 30 meters away trying to trade hits with a widow instead of healing us
>HAHAH DUDE UR SO SALTY ROFL
>They abandon the point and the enemy takes both points on Anubis, a map notorious for being a stalemate simulator within 2 minutes
>LOL BEING SALTY IN OFF SEASON HAHAH XDDD

These are the exact same people who told me to stop playing quick play if I wanted to try hard.

These are the exact same people who told em to stop playing ranked and go play professionally if I wanted to try hard.

And now they're telling me to not be competitive in a game mode with the competitive rule set.

Autism vaccine when?
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>>169484721
It's 2017, it's OK to be gay.
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>>169484709
but... nothing updated... nothing
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>>169484617
he's without a doubt the comfiest and most entertaining streamer though

>RIGHT EVERYCUNT CONCENTRATE
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>>169484773
Sadly, going pro or getting full stack that wants to tryhard as well seems to be the only way how to get decent compositon in this game these days.
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>>169484773

>Above average player
>Will adjust hero picks
>But locks Junkrat

I never realized the layer of irony to this meme
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New leak
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>>169484721
hnnnnng
>>
>>169484804
But it's the weekend, you would have to be retarded to push updates on weekends.
>>
>>169469457
>Zenigata
Blizzard, what are you waiting for? Make a detective Zen skin already.
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>>169484705
Frosted is great, I love her pink gun
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>>169484936
>tfw zarya is probably incredibly submissive in secret
>tfw zarya will never ask you to spank her
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>>169484963
in relation to everything else... no updates anywhere
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>>169485062
You'd break your hand before she feels anything anyway.
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>>169485264
in the very least she probably gets off to being pinned to a wall and fingered. there is a submissive interior under her strong exterior.

all zarya wants is to dress up in pink dresses and have a husband
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>>169484773
>above average
>junkrat player

sounds like one of those "xDDD so random" people who think they're cool and unique
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>>169484448
>purest
She used to be an olympic athlete
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>>169485326
You're going to come
You're going to come
You're going to come with me
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>>169485473
uhm? excuse me? zarya is not a lesbian?
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>>169484778
It's current year.
>>
The changes we need

>D.Va
>300Armor/300Hp
>Give a medal for time covering an ally in DM

>Reaper
>Increase movement speed in wraith form to 50%
>Death globes refund Wraith Form cd

>Soldier
>normal damage per shot bumped down to 18
>Damage per shot is 20 with nanovisor

>McCree
>Fix flashbang's wonky hitbox

>Roadhog
>His gun can no longer headshot
>Damage per pellet goes down from 9 to 8
>Each shot is 30 pellets now

Mercy
>Automatically combat boosts any hero within a 5 meter radius
>M1 is her handgun and M2 becomes her healing staff
>Shift is now an AoE cleanse that removes discord/anti-heal/poison with an 11 second cooldown

>Sombra
>Successfully hacking an enemy lowers their ult charge by 15%

>Torbjorn
>Throwing an armor pack at a turret instantly upgrades it to level 2
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So in custom games will we be able to make these matter in capping point A and B on Assault maps, theirs literally no point to these segments if they arent going to be used properly
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>>169485509
no she isn't :)
>>
>>169485326
That what puny American woman thinks. Get out.
>>
>>169485551
I've capped B many times after several pushes thanks to those checkpoints, so they did have a purpose

I agree with the picture though, and it should be like this in comp as well; this would avoid so many fucking draws
>>
>>169484904
>Silenced SMG
>Passive: Can climb walls
>Passive: Melds into the surrounding environment if stood still for 3 seconds. Fades within 0.5 seconds if he takes damage.
>E: Incendiary grenade - widespread AOE with 20 DPS if stood inside. Lingers for 5 seconds. Both the linger and aoe can be put out by Mei's M1 as well as Blizzard.
>Q: Stealths allies within a 5 meter AOE for 6 seconds. Taking damage dispels the stealth. 2000 charge.
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>>169485515
>Give medal for time covering an ally with DM

Geoff get out.
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>>169485473
TOO HOT
>>
>>169485639
>implying zarya doesn't want to be a babushka with loads of little grandkids running about, living in volgograd
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>>169485515
>Hog
>Torb
>Sombra
>Soldier
>McCree
Sure.

>D.Va
She's fine as she is.

>Reaper
You're trying to make him the new flavor of the meta aren't you?
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So why is Blizzard so slow with releasing heroes for this game? Paladins and Paragon do one every 3 weeks, Gigantic does it every 6. Overwatch maybe one every three months? What gives?
>>
>>169486089
and look at the playerbase of each, really makes you think huh, its almost like blizzard like money.
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>tfw my aim style is very flick heavy so I get accused of cheating when I play Widow
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>>169485984
>D.Va
>Loses 1v1 against every single hero in the game

In what universe is D.Va okay for you?
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>>169486150
You're saying they do it to save money? They should be able to afford making characters more than one every few months.
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>>169486196
my friend watched my zen gameplay and said im too robotic and should stop incase i get reported, im not even good i just get scared so my reactions are pin point to whats hitting me
>>
>>169485787
>living in volgograd
It's not in Siberia.
>>
>>169486089
Blizzard likes the drip feed of content to string people along. Hero, Event, Map, Event, Hero, Event, Map, Event is how it's gone and almost certainly how it'll keep going for a while. Heroes also aren't what make them money.
>>
>>169484317
She's a nationalist commie weightlifter. I've been around male and female weight lifters (like essentially small time pros) and not one female who was as big as zarya was a lesbian.
>>
>>169486089
>one in three months
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>>169486296
They "say" that they work on multiple heros at a time but i think it might be something to do with them trying to progress some sort of story.


There was talk about indapendant overwatch media,could mean a tv or book deal like skylanders.


I dont really get why they would scrap a 100 page comic though.
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>>169486246
>>
>>169486307
>zen
>too robotic
Heh.
>>
>>169486089
Because balancing this game is already hard with 20+ characters
>>
>>169486296
No, they do it so overwatch will continue to make money and so they dont tip over the already shit balance.
>>
>>169486534
are you feigning being retarded

those are all different departments and teams
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>>169486534
>story barely exists in the first place
>but the new direction is so different they had to scrap 100+ pages that were already done

New heroes probably have fuck all to do with that though because all Chu has to do is think up a couple paragraphs for a bio and then go months without writing something else.
>>
>>169486695
count poocula, feasts on the toilets of the innocent
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>>169486695
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>>169476004
Lena is a classy lady!
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>>169486559
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>>169486853
Too small
>>
>>169486630
>>169486371

So wait they're purposely slowing down releasing content to milk us? I don't know why I expected to hear anything different.
>>
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>>169486814
heh
>>
>>169486663
yeah different departments and teams make shit up and dont work at all with eachover, just release nonsense whenever they feel like, no anon, its all hand in hand, they could possible be holding back due to story and other deals happening outside the game.
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>playing some QP and chilling
>our widowmaker sprays this
>It's the first time I see this spray
>type "holy fuck those hips"
>he adds me to friends

Through dick, unity.
>>
>>169486503
Is it better or worse? I honestly don't remember who came out before Mexican hacker or how long that took.
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>>169486853
>not hanging out of her shorts
ONE JOB
>>
If I asked widowmaker on a date would she say yes?
>>
>>169487017
It's four months between heroes so far. Looks to be the same with this next hero since it'll be four months since Sombra
>>
>>169486243
>Dva charges at you
>Walk away
>Engage as she does 5 DPS
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>>169487041
Depends, whats your real first name?
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>>169487041
you have to be more persuasive.
>>
>>169487041
Only if you're Sombra.
>>
>>169486997
>it's the first time I see this spray
So wait, everyone doesn't go through the whole hero gallery at the start of an event to see what's new?
>>
>>169486995
oh, you're serious.

my condolences.
>>
>>169487041
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>>
>>169487041
If you're her dead husband resurrected, maybe
>>
>>169487152
>only if you're [a fictional character that doesn't exist]
???
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>>169487164
ex dee
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>>169486997
>torb
You can walk up behind a widow and stare at that ass without being creepy because you're short
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>tfw no bf to play with
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>>
LOWER
WIDOWS
FIRE RATE
HOLY
FUCKINBG
SHIT
>>
>>169487278
if you're [a fictional character that doesn't exist] you can ask [a fictional character that doesn't exist] on a date, yes.
>>
>>169487413
Please stop with these expired memes.
>>
>>169487580
blue exists in my heart though
>>
>>169487524
It's funny. This would literally fix Ana.
>>
NEW
>>169487692
>>169487692
>>169487692
>>
>>169487114
so, we should expect something in about 2 weeks? but that would mean... the new hero should hit the PTR about SOON!
>>
>>169481423
can't wait for my teammates to immediately wake them up
>>
>>169462793
Look at that big ol sloppy snow cock
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