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>>169434005 (Cross-thread)
>Countdown to BotW
http://botwcountdown.com/index.html
>Fake key detector
https://u.nya.is/dxsame.zip
>Wii U hacking guide
http://pastebin.com/8u0WAyJC (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
>Encrypted EU archives to mess around with
mega:#F!5Q8kzJ4Q!drRI4_20ktnN8uVIy4SKPw!oYlXBCRA
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BxqGUqhJYIl9bENyZGpQVzdpalU
>>169446432
REMINDER
Don't believe any of the spics saying "Hola amigo I got the game! Help me dump .tik!" They're fucking lying and just mad that Trump won. If they actually gave a shit, they'd use a search engine to figure out how to get the .tik
This was the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /zlg/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to troll or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with a leak. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on /zlg/ who doesn't go all HURR HOLY SHIT, [WHERE DA TIK XD] and LEL U STUPID FUCKING RETARD. Every fucking day in the year that I have been here have has every fucking day been leak day, with the occasional fads and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn HOLY SHIT that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of Nintendrones, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking month without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned troll post, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking board, all of you, kill your fucking selves while play your shitty BOTW. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABOSMAL HELLHOLE
where da tik
>suddenly theres 1298398 mexifags
>anons trust them
You guys are retarded, aren't you all.
Show me your tik, anon!
HOLY SHIT
who /macd/ here?
gimme the dik
If dubs this thread official language is spanish
I don't have the game, but I am dumping it now, see you all in 5 hours, trust me.
fine
>>169446673
This was the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /zlg/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to troll or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with a leak. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on /zlg/ who doesn't go all HURR HOLY SHIT, [WHERE DA TIK XD] and LEL U STUPID FUCKING RETARD. Every fucking day in the year that I have been here have has every fucking day been leak day, with the occasional fads and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn HOLY SHIT that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of Nintendrones, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking month without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned troll post, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking board, all of you, kill your fucking selves while play your shitty BOTW. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABOSMAL HELLHOLE
Hope you bitches are ready for some Zelda, because I'm loaded and ready to leak all over you guys.
>>169446673
>dubs
back to r*ddit or whatever Paco
>>169446432
Perubros, the game is on sale in Polvos Azules
face book
pg/jorgegamesperu/photos/
Whats the facebook link?
I can speak a little spanish to this guy
>>169446735
>>169446550
so its some sort of unresolved vendetta when mexifags shitpost about the tik but its class bant when ausfags shitpost about it
>>169446585
Not every spanish poster is mexican ya dingus.
>>169446735
Dude, you have it on the wrong side, the Zelda logo should be looking at the Wii U.
>>169446735
holy shit
>>169446735
DA NA NA NAAA
This was the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /zlg/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to troll or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with a leak. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on /zlg/ who doesn't go all HURR HOLY SHIT, [WHERE DA TIK XD] and LEL U STUPID FUCKING RETARD. Every fucking day in the year that I have been here have has every fucking day been leak day, with the occasional fads and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn HOLY SHIT that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of Nintendrones, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking month without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned troll post, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking board, all of you, kill your fucking selves while play your shitty BOTW. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABOSMAL HELHOLE
>>169446735
Wait what, Switch SD cards can be read by Wii U systems? What?
Detrás de ti, Imbecil. No lo dejem que lá dump escapes.
Jo learned Spanish juegando re4, I can ajudar, dump juego por favor
>>169446869
>>169446730
>>169446576
>>169446520
STOP SPAMMING THIS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
THIS IS NOT FUNNY
>>169446903
No you moron
>>169446903
yes ever since the latest wii u firmware update
>>169446735
holy shit why didnt anyone think of this
www. facebook .com
/ pg / jorgegamesperu/photos/
Its on sale in Polvos Azules Peru Bros, go go go
>spanish
MODS
>>169446735
SAGRADA MIERDA
SANTA CACA
>>169446843
is there really a difference?
>>169446947
Thanks for the (You), friend :^)
>>169446794
>pg/jorgegamesperu/photos/
kek. I freakin' love these Latin American stores with the ms paint logos.
>>169446947
are you the anon that wrote it originally?
>>169446997
Sagrada mierda y santa caca kekekeke de verdad me dio mucha risa
>>169446794
Estoy en 9no ciclo en laUTPgano sueldo minimo.
If I had the money I would have bought it already. That's why I'm here, waiting like the rest of us poorfags.
>>169446947
>>169447042
>>169447083
This was the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /zlg/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to troll or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with a leak. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on /zlg/ who doesn't go all HURR HOLY SHIT, [WHERE DA TIK XD] and LEL U STUPID FUCKING RETARD. Every fucking day in the year that I have been here have has every fucking day been leak day, with the occasional fads and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn HOLY SHIT that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of Nintendrones, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking month without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned troll post, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking board, all of you, kill your fucking selves while play your shitty BOTW. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABOSMAL HELLHOLE!
who /acandle/ here?
>>169447081
They have Zelda and the Switch a week early tho
>>169446903
how can you not know this? it's been known for like a week now
>>169446953
can't wait for future Switch update to read Wii U game
>>169446794
>>169446990
yeah nah
its time for mexico to shine
>>169446735
Are you wearing... fingerless gloves?
>>169446951
Didn't have to bully me, I was just confused on why that would work/be a thing.
>>169447134
Estoy en camino a Polvos ahora mismo, le mande un mensaje al vendedor y me dijo que tenia el de Wii U a 200 soles, no se si comprarme eso o solo La switch mas el juego para Switch pero eso esta mas caro
>>169447159
>REEEEEEEE
K?
>>169447039
Yes. South Americans also hate mexicans.
>mexican dubs
>the whole music industry
>that superiority complex
>>169447279
Compralo y luego lo revendes, la version de Wii U va a valer un ojo de la cara de aca a 6 meses.
Más vale que se lo compres al gran Freedygames.
>>169447279
Las tiendas están abiertas en Perú a las 10 pm? Si estás dispuesto a pagar, te recomiendo el switch, pero recuerda que hay que comprar el control pro para jugar como dios manda.
>>169446563
HOLY SHIT?
0-4 compartir el .tik
5-9 espero otras cinco oras
>>169447304
Only shitty south americans hate other countries.
>>169447279
Negrín, son casi las 11pm, vas a despertarlo?
>>169447304
that is a /pol/ meme to fit in
Most ChileansI've metare pretty bros and there's no real beef at all, same with people from Uruguay, Peru, Bolivia, Venezuela, Panama and Argentina.
>>169447304
southamericans love mexican dubs fuck off
>>169447436
only retards hate other countries.
>>169447279
>11pm
>open
nice try fag
>>169447304
What superiority complex?
What the fuck are you talking about?
En mexico, al menos en el df hay mucho, en serio, MUCHO colombiano, argentino y venezolano. Todos son bros y nos llevamos bien. Creo que mas bien tú tienes un complejo de inferioridad...
>>169447513
It's not completively unbelievable, honestly
>>169447423
Its saturday, they are open until midnight, and you are right its best if I just buy the Switch but they dont have pro controllers yet.
>>169447279
>>169446990
Somebody explain how this guy gets games/consoles earlier. I'm quite baffled.
>>169447473
>southamericans love mexican dubs fuck off
nice try mexican
>chingon
>vergas
>no mames etc
KILL YOURSELF MY MAN
You are the reason why don't watch dubbed things
3A 74 72 36 F5 80 29 2F 37 D7 6F 37 38 36 C2 75
>>169447551
>going to Polvos Azules in a fucking Saturday night
it isn't worth it, nigga.
you'll have to avoid all the fuckin knife-wielding whores.
where the fuck did all these spics come from?
>>169447279
How much is 200 soles in dollaridoos?
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT BREATH OF THE WILD WILL NEVER LEAK
>>169447430
>espero otras cinco oras
Time to share, anon.
You wouldn't want to make Kek angry by disrespecting a roll, would you?
El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?
>>169447702
E-even after release?
>>169447623
culiao la wea boludo mae pinga la concha de la lora
>>169447654
Facebook after that dumb beaner posted that he got BOTW early
>>169447665
60 buckos give or take
>>169447654
Remember when we were going to get the leak with the power of friendship? It's happening.
What I've missed? AUS fag wrote something after flag-ruse? Why is everyone Mexico right now?
>>169447654
the Switch is priced like, a billion times more than the rest of the world
we are pirating BotW on Wii U as a fuck you to Nintendo
>>169447718
ok w8
>>169447652
Im on the bus in Salaverry already, no turning back now. lets hope I can out run those fucks.
Pray for me anons
>>169447665
about $60.
s/.850 is the minimum pay.
>>169447702
What about now?
>>169447623
>mfw there's a thread on /v/ right now calling the mexican dub a "south american dub"
>>169447740
>chile is garbage
>this mean mexico es bien fresa la neta xDD!
KILL YOURSELF MY MAN
>>169447569
That happens when Nintendo has no presence in a country. NoA supposedly covers LatAm, but that's bullshit. That's also the reason why the prices of Nintendo's game are not regulated over here and are overpriced as duck.
Fun fact: I got pkmn x like 5 days before the official release date.
Not so fun fact: Switch is gonna cost $500 over here.
so can anybody tell me whats going on
This was the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is Nazi Germany isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to gas jews whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with a genocide. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone in Nazi Germany who doesn't go all HURR SEIG HEIL, [WHERE MEIN KAMPF XD] and LEL U BIG NOSED FUCKING JEW. Every fucking day in the years that I have been here have has every fucking day been genocide day, with the occasional fads and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn HOLOCAUST that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than America, you are no better than Europe, you are no better than Russia while it is communist and I bet even Japan laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of Nazidrones, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking month without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned jewish shop, how about you don't fucking pay the god damn jew, don't buy their stupid fucking merchandise. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking country, all of you, kill your fucking selves while enact your shitty genocide. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would send you to a gulag all fucking Stalin style. FUCK YOU!!
>>169447778
bad idea anoni had a practica on the UTP of 28 today rom 9:00 to 10:30 pm but then I said fuck it and went home. If I were there, I would have been glad to accompany you.
>>169447778
rezaré mañana en misa de las 7 por tu intrépida y estúpida alma
WHERE'S THE FUCKING .TIK THOUGH
>MFW IT'S LITERALLY NOT OUT YET
Jesus Fucking Christ, you beaners really can and will ruin anything. I've seen like six fucking posts about Zelda since the thread started, and a bunch of you spics yelling about mexico.
>>169447778
nIGGA IS NOT WORTH IT
yOU GONNA DIE
>>169447954
give it a few minutes, some taco in this thread has it
>>169447829
well it's very probable that the mexican dub is also going to be the dub for the rest of Latin America so might as well call it that.
>>169447939
Im in 28 de Julio already, this is it, Im going to dump the shit out of this game if I survive.
>>169447778
Perú bros saving the day
>>169447919
Take your meds.
>>169447880
yeah, but how the hell do they get their shipment to Peru early?
>>169447987
But he's going to have to dump the whole game, here games are NA region.
And with third world internet it should take at least5hours for us to get the game.
>>169448024
GO FOR IT MY LATIN HOMIE
Why is zelda leak general now racism general? its actually so cancerous here if someone actually got ahold of the ticket they'd probably not even post it here out of spite of the people posting here
>>169447981
>>169447939
Is what anon's doing somehow dangerous? If so, why?
>>169447778
Prove it, faggot
>>169447569
Perubro that leaked FFXV here
My friend told me he has contacts with some USA retails.These shops laready have the merch but they can't sell it. Here in Peru is just FUCK IT everything is on sale.
Also the Switch here is 450 dollaridos. FUCK THAT SHIT
>>169447919
But mein fuhrer I object to your criticism of our Reich!
Perúfags: En serio existen tiendas de videojuegos que cierran a medianoche por allá? Por qué? Tienen muchos clientes a esa hora y por eso lo hacen? De verdad tengo mucha curiosidad.
Once again Mexicans ruin everything. Let's go Peru bros.
>>169448105
HOLY SHIT
>>169448061
Chile and Perú have free trade agreements. We get stuff day one, but overpriced as fuck.
>>169448124
I'd rather wait than having to rely on taco eating hemorrhoid shitskins to play it
>>169448024
>being on 28 de Julio in a Saturday night with a goddamn cellphone in the streets
You will be a fucking hero if you manage to return alive, yet you actually deserve everything that could happen to you. Godspeed anon.
>>169448132
The site where they sell the game, Polvos Azules, is in a dangerous as fuck zone full of murdering whores.
Mexico leaks it: I denounce Trump
Peru leaks it: I personally travel south to place at least a hundred bricks on the wall myself
>>169448203
Oh. Well, fuck. If legit, godspeed, anon.
Tengo la alegría de informarles queMi libro "Luna de Plutón" ya esta disponible en todas las librerías de Argentina, Chile, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia, Guatemala, Colombia y Mexico, se que les va a encantar
What happened to Colombian guy anyway. lmao we have people from all south america trying to leak
>>169448150
>A fellow cholo leaked Versus XIII of all things
Back in 2006 I wouldn't have believed it.
You are amazing compare.
>>169448203
>murdering whores.
This is making me kek.
Realmente ha habido casos de prostitutas asesinas?
Distract yourself with big anime titties until the leak.
>>169448316A LA MADRE
>>169448174
>tiendas de videojuegos
de dia si
de noche es como ciudad juarez
>>169448367
2big
Let's all send our energies to PeruBro.
He's legitand gangsta as fuck, I also live in a shithole and know how dangerous it is to go out at night, especially at shady places like that
>>169448316
Es "compralo, sé que te va a encantar.
>Dross no hara videos de juegos otra vez
>jamás tendré 15 de nuevo para disfrutarlos
why live
>>169448356
Not necesarily murdering, but they seal the fuck out of you the moment you turn you back ater fucking them.
Sorta like a reverse Grand Theft Auto game.
>>169448203
I was about to cross the via expresa but there are like 5 gangbanger looking fucks, Im hiding in a small store right now, fuck man. Maybe its not worth it.
>Perú bro will have to fight armed whores to give you the tik
Is he /ourguy/?
>>169447778
It's been an honor shitposting with you. God speed
>>169448560
Not only tik, but whole game.
>>169448557
Anyone else /peru/ wanna go body guard this nigga
>>169448560
lol I was just kidding did you really think I'd go?
>>169448557
tell them you're a 4chan hacker and you'll be ok
PEru dude willl die in 5 hours
>>169448557
Don't give up! You can end this shitstorm all by yourself.
I believe in you, face your destiny.
>>169448560
I wanna see anime about this.
GO PERU BROOOO
>>169448560
He's /ourhombre/
>>169448024
>>169448451
You're doing God's work, sonny boy. I made this helpful map to avoid those seedy places and murderous knife-wielding, popped-condom-holding, AIDS-ridden whores
>>169447965
They really are the worst.
So wait, does South America get a PAL/EUR copy or the US version? How's the internet connection in Peru?
>>169448649
Fuck it man, Im going in , wish me luck , if I dont post in like half an hour or so I didnt make it.
>>169448557
maybe storing your phone first would be a great first step.
De pase comete un pollito en la polleria de la esquina, cocinan rico.
>>169448649
I'm in Vitarte right now (like an hour away) waitin for the dump, browsin this shithole and fappin to the classic, JAB's Goof Troop: Family Matters 2.
Can't go right now.
No se que sea mas triste. Que esté aqui a las 10:15 pm esperando un dump de Zelda en lugar de hacer algo productivo, o que hay gente suficientemente pendeja para creerle al Peruano
>>169448701
>that huge park right next to it
You just KNOW this place is shady as fuck.
>>169448735
US version. My connection is 30MB/3MB desu
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYlXno-0-8A
[spoilers]whit subs[spoilers/]
Live feed of Perubro's adventure right now
>>169447965
To be fair, they began talking about Mexico because they were insulted first. Before that, anon was just saying where in Mexico City he was gonna get the game early.
>>169448735
NA
Some of LatAm has good internet but mostly pretty bad. We'll be lucky if we get a dump in 5 hours. Over 10 at worst.
>>169448814
Dope. Holy shit I'm hype
Why can EUR just dump the fucking tik
english please :(
>>169448752
You'll be never forgotten.
Trust your raw instinct
Make your dreams come true.
Post latino music
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCjj6Tg_QRQ
SOUTH AMERICA IS STILL 'MURRICA
BRING IT HOME FOR GLORY, PERUBRO
>>169448735
I have 6 mb/s upload but I live in Brazil and I have no money to buy the game even if I do find it.
There has to be people with good internet in Peru.
>>169448880
Chile here. I have 80mbps (10MB/s) which is decently fast
>>169448794
Yo no le creo.
Después de tanto Australiano lamebolas ya no le creo a nadie.
>>169448367
Bigger
Peru bro better deliver or else I'll write a rant about how I hate Peruvians
it's been 5 minutes since perubro last posted, I hope he's ok...
Does anyone actually believe this Spanish dump story?
>>169448701
Let's plan this shit.
Perubro posted while being on nthe green circle. His goal is ither of the blue circles, there are four entrances to the mall.
Red crosses are the dangerous zones with gangstas, nigas and crackwhores.
What do?
I feel a 4chan classic in the making.
The Legend of Perubro.
>>169449010
I'm actually gonna go ahead and write up a failure and a victory one, just in case.
Perubro i'm gonna shit in your honor.
Bring back the game and i won't show pics.
We have faith in you.
>>169449040
i have lost hope at the wallmart story
If we get a Spanish release they have english options in game right?
>>169449031
He his dead. Face it. We will have to wait until the 3rd.
Is the LatAm game even in English?
I'm brazilian too.
I can't afford the game right now, but I'd convince the owner to help me upload or lend me for some hours. I'd make everything I could to end this.
>>169448943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3wHKgTMiwk
>>169449109
lmfao.
>>169449040
It's not exactly a new thing. Mexico often breaks street dates.
>>169449072
Perubro could become legend.
>>169449109
Yeeeees? Y-...Yes. I'm going to say yes.
Found a pic of perubro. I think he'll be ok
>>169449109
It's the same as the us version.
It's also not spanish, it's peruan/mexican.
Peru bro when you're back get a tripcode so we know you're real
>>169449071
sneak through the park. MGS3 style.
>>169448794
>implying perubro didn't leak FFXV spoilers
BELIEVE ANON
THEY ARE MADMANS
>>169448996
VTR? That shit always stutter.
>download 99%
>a connection error has ocurred, get fucked and redownload.
BRfag here, I'm sending you my good vibes PeruBro.
LET'S CREATE A GENKI DAMA FOR OUR GOOD FELLOW FRIEND, PERUBRO.
\O/
>>169449132
>>169449109
>>169449179
Of course it is. The disk is the exact same as the USA one, the language settings is just dependant on the console's settings.
>People are literally this retarded.
>>169449132
Yeah, If you have your Wii U set in English games will be in English and if you have it set up in Spanish they will be in Spanish. Or at least that's how Smash, Splatoon and MK8 have work.
>>169448943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wv1BtFeDuU
>>169449196
The park is closed since 7pm, unless there is a concert or something. Not an option.
ZELDA LATINO GENERAL
>>169448794
honestly estoy jugando hots mientras espero, solamente hago refresh despues de cada juego
>>169449237
Sorry but I don't have any problems with VTR :)
>>169449175
I remember when my local gameplanet broke street date for pic related
I was a smug motherfucker for those few days
>>169449071
He goes into the zanjón and climbs up Repsol, then walks down to the closest entrance at a fast pace. To exit he does the same in reverse.
>>169449285
That's why he said sneak
>>169449010
Use the El PeruANO pasta.
>>169449031
>walking around in the middle of the night on a weekend with your phone out for every crackhead to see
Perufag is either a shitposter or an idiot. If he was really serious about this, he would've waited to go until the daytime or had someone drive him if it's really that dangerous (which I really somehow doubt).
>>169448943https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6qQeXLLdY0
>>169449253
Yeah, LA uses the same disc as the americans, it is the US version.
>>169449109
i think they said the language of the game goes by the system settings
This zelda game is a lie.
The Perubro adventure is the true legend.
What's up with perubro? Why's he going to the mall at 11:30pm?
>>169449407
I assume it's a ruse
>>169449263
Isn't that the Spanish version? I remember hearing this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkUV1Ry9q7Q
>>169449407
For zelda, idiot
>>169449407
to get murdered or get dump
>>169449348
HOLY SHIT
PeruBRO theme, The Hero of the leak:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q
>>169449373
To be honest I reaaally doubt Polvos Azules is open at 11:pm but it's worth a try.
>>169449407
Polvos is not your average mall. It's a shady as fuck place.
>>169449202
A peruvian leaked the ending of RE7 too.
Perubro is dead. Let's move on, guys. Tomorrow is a brand new day for playing the tik game.
>>169449462
It already closed at 9
what the fuck perubro
>anons actually believe some peruvian guy is in this thread and is going to go for a copy of botw so he can dump it for us
Do you people really believe this? After Ausfag? Really, at fucking 11 pm? ON PERU?
>>169449348
This alien is as real as perubro
>>169449467
>A peruvian leaked the ending of RE7 too.
kek source?
>>169449285
>this is what a Peruvian considers to be the ghetto
This one park looks nicer than anything in my city. You faggots must be shut ins.
>>169449350
California is in the US dumbass.
Why do you guys so willingly allow yourselves to be rused? Spoiler:Peru anon is a fake... Like literally all the others
>>169447174
xposed me
>>169449549
Latin america, burger.
>>169449329
t. VTR
OwO what's this?
>>169449657
WHAT
Hey guys. Bogota guy here . I tried to use wudump however I only had a 16GB SD. I needed at least 25GB for the disc file. I can't do anything, bye. jk I have a 64gb sd lying around, I will try again
>>169449657
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Is this the "mall" perubro is going to?
It looks shady as fuck indeed. I'm praying for him.
>>169449657
A reused inages that new fags will go "Holy shit" to.
>>169449440
I don't now, I don't understand spanish. I picked it because it's originally the french version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3wNRsn02HI
>>169449657
The post of some degenerate beaner from normiebook.
>>169449657
sacred poop
>>169449657
Fuck off, we went through this, mexifag on facebook is not gonna dump it.
>>169449657
HOLY SHIT
>>169449657
post time stamp and dick in disc or else this is fake
>>169449657
Worse than nothing.
>>169449694
Stop playing with my heart!
>>169448943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChKqrwa7Ylw
>>169449657
IS IT A FAKE?
DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEARTTTTTT
>>169449694
use disc2app, it will only dump the files not the whole disc so you won't even need 16gb
>>169449545
No source, but i was in the thread. He barely speak english, so anons were losing their minds about the """"redfield"""" shit.
>>169449694
use disk2app instead, it will dumb only the necessary files ready to be installed, not the whole WUD.
>>169449657
HOLY SHIT
>>169449657
>english
>ESRB
You aren't even trying
>>169449657
PLEASE
>>169449607for the adventure
>>169449657
The old pic from the Mexican kid on facebook who refuses to dump it.
That was only 2 hours ago.
>>169449657
I saw it on /v/, it is something else.
>>169449657
The same picture everybody else has already seen faggot
>>169449657
HOLY SHITTT
PERU BRO IS A LIAR
PROVE ME WRONG
PRO TIP
YOU CAN'T
>>169449548
The problem is the area surrounding the mall. Check it out in the pic, even during the day there are gangbangers.
>>169449657
N-NANI
>>169449774
It's not fake, but it's an image some mexican on facebook posted that was copied to here.
>>169449694
>not using disk2app
fake, get the fuck out faggot.
just one big circle jerk here folks - gtfo while you still have your sanity.
>>169449726
Yes.
The vidya stores are in the basement.
This shit is slowly becoming a fucking MGS game.
>>169449786
>>169449694
disc2app*
>>> /v/368628031
I found the facebook page (/VideoGamesRonald)
Is this the Polvos Azules store? It says it's closed now, so maybe PeruBro will die worthless :(
>>169449726
yeah, that's the one
see >>169449871
Perubro is fake. Mexicans are cunts. It's time for someone from Putinland to leak the tik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIH6GLatf4I
>>169449968
Polvos Azules is not a normal place, stores ae open there until who knows when.
It's basically a black market with tons of pirate discs verywhere.
>>169449694
Where are you? I can go to your house and give you my sd card!!
I'm near Iserra 100
>>169449607
yeah! peruvians are the worst of the worst and very bad doing scams just like we see on tv
holy shit
>>169448943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IibXYWSBpZw
>>169449801
What a cunt.
>believing there is a chance a mexican would dump the .tik, let alone know how
>believing some shitskin from peru is going to go get zelda from a closed store
When is PeruBrother expected to post
>>169450202
really any normal person that got it early on accident wouldn't do it
Now I deliver
>>169450223
if i had the game i would know how to dump it fuck you
b a l l i n
VAMOS PERÚNo mueras porfis
C'mon Perubro
>>169450254
YES! HOLY SHIT! GOOD JOB!
N-NANI
>>169450254
holy shit
>>169450254
HOLY SHIT
>>169450254
legit enough for me, go disc2app
>>169450254
T I M E S T A M P
>>169450254
HOLY TACO
>>169450254
OwO qué es esto?
>>169450254
nice cropped mexicanfag picture you nigger
>>169450254
I'm getting tired of saying HOLY SHIT
>>169450254
HOLY SHIT
>>169450254
shithead that's the facebook post. try again
>>169450254
Do it, brother!
You can do it.
I believe in you!
Please, just post the disc+manual
>>169450223
>closet store
kek but he can
Just called the guy that gave me FFXV he has 2 zeldas
Sadly i am broke as fuck and have no switch or wiiu.
>>169450254
good
>>169450254
Show the disc my man.
>>169450254
It's the same fucking pic
HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU GUYS STILL TROLLING FUCK YOU
>>169450254
>everyone will fall for this timestampless bait
>everyone will fall for the fake tik
>I am one of those people
>>169450254
por donde planeas regresar cholo? anda camina con cuidado vale?
>>169450254
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING SHIT HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT
>>169450254
>>169450254
MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, I'VE DECEIVED TOO MANY TIMES, MAKE THIS BR FAG CRY TEARS OF HAPPINESS PLS.
>>169450254
>>169450254
Somebody needs a time stamperino broseph
>>169450254
Is it finally happening?!
Same background as the earlier pic, sorry yall its another fake
that's the facbook picture guys..
>>169450254
GEE
LOOKS FAMILIAR
>>169450254
Timestamp with disc please, that's all I need.
it's the same picture cropped idiots
Can you play backups through loadiine without cfw?
Fucking shit it's another fake reposted picture except only slightly cropped. Are you all that fucking retarded?
>>169450254
DUMP IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>169450254
We gon need a timestamp
>>169450519
N-N-NOOOO
>>169450550
you still need to boot homebrew launcher
>>169450519
>Mexican sears is selling it
I swear to god if by tomorrow we don't have it I'm going to go buy it myself
>>169450254
>>169450519
What a surprise, perubro is fake
>>169450254
Ese no soy yo, estoy dentro de Polvos buscando la tienda, wait a little longer, my battery is about to die too so maybe I will have to wait until I get home to post photos if I get it, lets see what happens, anyway I think the hardest part is almost over, I will need an exit plan from here to the bus stop.
would any shops around melbourne sell the game early?
IT'S
THE
FACBOOK
PICTURE
>>169450551
Apparently so. I know as soon as I looked at it that is was a shitty cropped and stretch version of the facebook picture
Idiotas
>>169450254
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL SO GULLIBLE?
>>169450620
Sears or the game?
>>169450630
Could be Perubro impostor
HOW CAN YOU STILL BELIEVE SOMEONE WILL DUMP THE GAME FFS
starting to think that >90% of the ppl posting in here have no interest in the game. Just here to be true fags.
>>169450643
perubro?
>>169450689
This, original perubro didnt have a trip, or any evidence he was going to get it
>>169450683
The game
Might as well go check if my local sears has it already
Subo informacion nueva si veo imagenes de pies en el estylo de anime.
>>169450683
I mean, you could probably buy mexican sears for a couple of bucks but that's be overkill
>>169450689
tripcodes
>>169450630
I don't see that trip in any other post, it's most likely not Perubro.
>>169450519
wait, its for sale in mexican stores?
>lives 10 minutes from USMEX Border
Going to Sears in TJ tomorrow then :^)
>>169450775
What about anime pies?
PeruBro is coming and will save us all.
You will regret doubt him after all.
>>169450643
Bullshit, just take a five second shit pic of the disk.
He need pidgeon toes for more leaks dudes!!!!
>>169450798
Perubro had no trip
>>169450643
i believe in you
>>169450716
It will be dumped eventually and the suffering we endured will make it all the sweeter. Just like owning a Wii U.
>>169450832
just one particular sears in mexico. not all of them
>>169450643
Take my strength!
You can do it!
>>169450938
I'll go to various stores to see if any has them.
>>169450643
>my batter is about to die
what a coincidence just after getting the game, you will never be able to talk to us.
>>169450886
"if i get it" he's not even there yet, so..
>>169450519
yep it's the same picture
>>169451016
Why would he want to?
>>169451016
>>169450886
When did he say he got the game?
He's still looking for the store.
>>169450643
Remember the basics of CQC
>>169451016
I think he meant it figuratively...
As in, the battery will need to be recharged.
Sup bitches.Just got the new Legend of Zelda game. It aint ballin at all, aight? PS Quadro has that Bloodborne and you wanna play Zelda? Cmnow now. I dunno boutchu, but that shit ain't ballin at all, aight. Maybe if there was a minigame where you... shove it up yo own ass! I dunno if there's any minigames where you SHOVE IT UP YO OWN AZZ! But, what I'm tryna say is that...PS4 make the best games. Gna mean nigga?
>>169450935
it will be dumped on march 3rd
>>169451028
>>169451118
Still, conserve battery and take a picture. It takes two seconds.
>>169450643
Godspeed perubro, chileanfag is with you
https://youtu.be/11uCccWmz0M
>>169451015
>one store in an entire country has them for sale
>I'll probably find the store
With that retarded brain you might as well spend your time trying to bruteforce the EUR dump.
He's coming.
PeruBro our saviour is 2 minutes from the last game picture we will need as proof
>>169450643
We come to the point where we believe that a dude never leaves his house and acts like he in a warzone. i dont think that location would have games in the first place
>>169451157
100% fact
>>169450643
Im sure this is going to be some sort of epic trole
>>169451146
Please dump video game my nigger
>People actually believe Perufag
I will suck my own dick until ejaculation if he's real
>>169451146
>Chad Warden is a dad now
>Wii was 11 years ago
>>169451146
fucking kek
Chad warden doe
GUYS
>>169451306
How the fuck do you do that?
Massive 10 inch dick? Broken ribs? What?
>>169451191
no, I'm going to stores around to see if any have it for sale. I'm sure its not only one sears that sold it early. Even if none have it for sale, it's fine. I'll eat some pizza at those fancy places that cost less than the shitty US pizza.
>>169451015
Sears of San Luis de Potosí
>>169451345
You cant do that? wtf
>>169451185
Are you from Santiago? Eurocentro must have it by monday.
>>169451296
Nigga I already dumped that shit in the trash where it belongs. Then I used the Wii U as a booster seat for my son when he's playing HD games in my Caddy!
>>169450983
Ok , this guy that was closing his stand tells me this store in the basement has Zelda, mall is about to close in like 10 minutes, after I send this post Im running with all my energy . Oren por mi csm.
>>169451345
>Broken ribs
That's a meme. Ribs were never the problem, it's all in back flexibility.
>>169451228
>polvoz azules
>de noche
pic related
Perubro apaga tu cel y lo prendes en el micro con el disco en mano. le tomas foto y lo vuelves a apagar
So you guys want the tik?
Ask my wife first.
>>169451345
>this nigga can't suck his own dick
>>169451453
Oh shit
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8
>>169451345
>anon can't suck his own dick
>>169451453
:O :O :O
>>169451453
nah not gonna believe it sorry perubro
>>169451517
nah, that's ok. you can keep the tik.
>>169451453
corre wevon corre
no pierdas mas tiempo
si dumpeas el juego voy y personalmente te la chupoen realidad no
>>169451453
>>169451453
SPACE BEFORE AND AFTER A COMMA
COL, I TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF AND DIE
nice baits tho, every latinofag is listening to you
Did you see ?
PeruBro still informing us about what is happening.
He is the hero we need AND the hero we deserve.
Trust him completely.
>>169451453
Youre running to your death perubro!
>>169451453
Si logras llegar con vida no solo te ganas mis respetos, sino una invitacion a jugar Smash en mi casa en mi televisor 4k.el cual no piratee y compre todo su DLC
Hero Of Tik, save me.
>>169451453
Take my energy!
Hey guys I'm Aus- I mean uhhh Chinese yeah. Oh shit yeah except I get pal copies of games.
Okay so I killed a man to get a copy to dump for you, but a kid had a balloon with a magnet on it, and he let it go and it stuck to the anti-theft strip on the case and now it's floating away.
I have a fast car to chase it and a telescope to track it, so I should be able to get it back, but it's going to take about 5 hours for the balloon to pop.
This Peru guy seems really legit, but if he doesn't come through I definitely will upload the .tik for you. But only after pointlessly stringing you along for several hours.
It hasn't even started and it's already over.
It's sad this thread is so new.
PeruBro deserves a PeruThread.
Spoiler: he gets the game stolen on the way back home.
>>169451868
holy SHIT
>>169451868
we trust you china_W!!
>>169451868
some retard will believe this
>tfw you don't even have a wii u and just want CEMU guys to get a head start
>>169451939
He gets it, can't take a picture, and then is robbed. I saw this episode a few months back.
>>169451930
fake anon needs a real thread about a fake leak.
>>169451868
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>169451948
>>169451950
>>169451954
>>169451868
Here's proof
>>169451939
Fucking this. Sorry to spoil the LARP, this will be a fun story to tell your friends I'm sure
Aight niggaz, time to get the lowdown of the new Zelda, aight?
Aight. So you can climb mountains. Who cares? I need to shoot some niggaz from my car, how do I do that while climbing mountains?
And then we got this little snowboard feature? My nigga have you played the PS Triple? That shit had SSX. Nintendo tryna copy that shit cuz they know they can't compete!
The rest of the game is still the same ol "ha! hah! haw!" gay nigga shit while he swings his bitch ass sword. Oh wow you can pick up sticks to fight now. You know how tru niggaz fight? Tru niggaz fight with guns, aight? That Link nigga run up in a hood with a bow and arrows and he gets lit up aight?
Buncha gay niggaz also excited to see Link shirtless? Cmon now that shit is mad gay. You can't even put on a collar shit, slick back black hair, and some fresh jeans? Who wants to play that shit?
Are there really only seven runes in the game?
>>169452020
whoa
Now that the dust has settled, what does /zg/ think of BotW?
I cant see BOTW at the shop' FB page but at least you can buy Horizon XD
>>169452105
H O L Y S H I T-tier
>>169452105
The gameplay is amazing, but the part where a peruvian guy claimed to run through a murder-mall was a bit poorly written
okay i got it
im at checkout
>>169452204
that fukkin photoshop
>>169452204
yeah nice try
>>169452204
NIGGA AINT FOOLIN ME, AIGHT?
>>169452204
HOLY SHIT
>>169452204
Dat paint skills
>>169452204
old pic, fake
>>169452204
Fake. Show the disc.
>>169452204
OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>169452204
This is very incredibly real.
I like the concentrated bursts of autism that these events bring.
Good evening. It's me. There's a new target, he's in Peru and heading for an open mall at Av Paseo de la República, Distrito de Lima 15033, Peru.
Yes, get it done. Bogbots will take care of the evidence.
>>169452204
LEAVE PERU BRO ALONE YOU IMPOSTORS
>>169452020
HOLY SHIT
i smashed that mf like button for you chad
all these fakes are making me want to do an elaborate fake.
>>169450254
thats some level 0 photoshop
>>169452204
The only thing accurate about that picture is the dirty fuckin hand holding it.
has anything topped the vending machine?
>>169452105
literally Skyrim lite
>>169452204
>I'm at checkout
>Next to a fucking keyboard
>Terrible shop
10/10 top kek m8
Peruguy confirmed ruse
or dead
>>169452204
inb4 this was the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /zlg/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to troll or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with a leak. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on /zlg/ who doesn't go all HURR HOLY SHIT, [WHERE DA TIK XD] and LEL U STUPID FUCKING RETARD. Every fucking day in the year that I have been here have has every fucking day been leak day, with the occasional fads and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn HOLY SHIT that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of Nintendrones, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking month without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned troll post, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking board, all of you, kill your fucking selves while play your shitty BOTW. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABOSMAL HALHAL
>>169452439
perubro is the best one so far
>>169452459
probably dead
>>169452439
vending machine is still the best.
>>169452204
I'm an easily fooled individual and this is a pathetic attempt.
I remember when Smash was being leaked and everybody said Shulk was a photoshopped L.Mac.
The picture is real, PeruBro will save us all very soon
Recommend me some sadpanda links, I need some motivation.No gay or trap please
Real Peru Bro here, got the copy and heading home. Phone's dying so no pic sorry. It'll be 30mins~
>>169452439
I wasn't here for the vending machine story. Screencap?
>>169452439
>vending machine
Huh?
>>169452595
Filtered.
>>169452595
if you can post here, you can take a picture of the disk. Fuck off.
>>169452439
>>169452508
Archive link?
HOLY SHIT
>>169452595
sure
>>169452595
But it was charged enough to post this.
>>169452595
>Phone's dying so no pic sorry
I've taken and uploaded pics before with a 2% battery... come on now m8
>>169452595
>Phone's dying so no pic sorry
surrrreeee
>>169452543
Try to keep it vidya related
https://exhentai.org/g/835377/0e4911ced6/
this is just a meme now
>>169452595
>phone dying so no pic
dream is dead
Got the game at my local shoppe
>>169452595
HOLY SHIT
Totally real perubro here, got the game but my phone has no batteries, going home, found this nice dark man and he's giving me a ride home, he's taking some wrong turns though, i wonder if he's new around here.
>>169452595
F A K E
>>169451146
Hey it's ya boy Chad Warden here!
Life is truly suffering
>>169452595
:/
it's not funny when you're being a faggot
>>169452595
>>169452698
HOLY SHIT LEAK IT
>>169452595
i stil believe in you! go perubro go
>>169448943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
>>169452698
SHOW THE DISC DAMNIT
You don't know the specs of his phone.
Maybe it can't upload a picture, but can in fact post here.Stop being so harsh, this man has make a legendary run to a dangerous place in order to save us.
>>169452595
Don't be fooled by this fake perubro! The real one has definitely succeeded I can feel it in my testies
>>169452698
HOLY SHIT
>>169452784
that's not the real perubro, perubro has no name and no trip
>>169452698
>>169452670
whether or not he post proof doesn't matter until he posts the tik, even then it wouldn't matter if it was or wasn't real.
>>169452753
Shut up Delta, go back to mind haccin aylmaos
Z E L D A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odOzzCv0ftw
>>169452698
HOLY SHIT
>>169452865
maybe he does now so we know later who he was
>>169452818
>>169452783
I can't open it, this stupid wrist strap is attached to the case and keeping it shut. Like what the fuck.
Lol jk fags I just got here. Give up, you're wasting your lives waiting. 4 more days.
>>169452774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIH6GLatf4I
ACTUAL Peanut Butter here, I wasted all my phone battery fapping to traps and now I'm gonna go fuck a female(female) prostitute to wash the gay away. I'll upload the game if I wake up.
>>169452774
No one in this thread can disagree with Trump about the Mexicans or the Australians.
>>169452872
well, he has to post the full game, not just the tik...
>Inb4 "WE ALREADY HAVE THE GAME FROM NUS U STUPID" retards
Why don't we just try following Andre?
THE PERUVIAN: DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD HE'S FORCED
TO MILK GOATS, COWS... CLEAN BARNS
"THE PERUVIAN" "SOWS" POTATOES, ONIONS" AND HE DOES AGRICULTURAL WORK!!
the PERUVIAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO UNIVERSITY. HE'S A THICK IGNORANT, CLOSED,
BRUTE, STUPID, PROFANE, DISGUSTING
WHAT IS PERUVIAN IN LATIN???
*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``
HOW TO RECOGNIZE A PERUVIAN IS THE EASIEST THING, HERE WE LIST SOME OF THEIR CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, ABYECT, INSIGNIFICANT... HEINOUS
1- THEY'RE BROWN, THE COLOUR OF POOP, SIMILAR TO COPPER, RESEMBLING TURDS
2- THEY'RE DRWAVES, 1,50 TO 1,60, LIKE ANDEAN GNOMES
3- THEIR LEGS ARE SHORT, BOW-LEGGED, TRUE ABOMINATIONS OF NATURE
4- THEY DON'T HAVE ASSES, NOT THE MEN NOR THE WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE NECK, THEY RESEMBLE WORMS WITH MUD
6- THEY HAVE HUGE NOSES LIKE CONDORS OR TUCANS
7- THEIR EARS ARE HUGE, EVEN THE SPANISH CALLED THEM THAT
8- THEY'RE LIKE CHINESE AND THEY DON'T HAVE EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTRUDING CHEEKBONES
10- THEIR FACES ARE ROUND AND BLOATED, THESE GUANACO FACE
haha sorry guys, my battery died while taking a smoke break, but I have the game for real!
Yeah my friend is already sleeping
I realy wanted to help bros
Will get the game tomorrow
>>169453030
ANDRE! ANDRE!
Hey guys got the phone but my game is dying so i can post any pictures ever but I am gonna upload in 10~anyos when i make it back
>>169453035
WHERE IS THE TIK
Hey guys, I just SHIFTed from a timeline where BotW was leaked.
Ask me anything
>>169453053
Dic pics or fake.
real perubro batter might have died and is heading home atm
Actual Perubro here. I don't even exist you fucking retards, go to bed.
>>169453120
HOLY SHIT
So much peru...
>>169453120
What was the key?
THE PERUVIAN: DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD HE'S FORCED
TO MILK GOATS, COWS...
So...
Just like 1-2 Switch then?
>>169453120
How complex are Ganon's motives?
>>169453053
>smoke break
classic one
>>169453104
UN
FUCKING
BELIEVABLE
>>169453137
>dies
>still heads home to leak the game
A real hero.
>>169453120
Did people say "HOLY SHIT" many times when the game leaked?
Wait.. it's over ?
The perubro it's a lie ?
This REALLY hurts my feelings :'(
Hmm... really makes you think.
>>169453187
It wouldn't work anyway due to the slight timeline difference. The game would be slightly different and thus have a different key.
>>169453320
Are you the real Perubro!?
>>169453320
HOLY SHIT
>literally nobody has been able to take a decent picture other than the facebookfag
Y'all aren't convincing at all
>>169453261
fucking weedle bro
>>169453312
not necessarily, the other peru bros are a lie, but the real one is probably still out there.
>>169453320
hey, look, something YOU SHOULD DUMP.
>>169453120
why did you shift into a timeline where it didn't leak?
>>169453320
nigger that disc isn't even a circle, l2shoop
>>169453320
what is the select tool?
>>169453357
its the exact same photoshopped image as before, he just added the text to the bottom of it lmao
>>169453320
please the dump
>>169453320
I haven't seen this one before.
If you are fake good job, if you aren't then dump it and ascend to Valhalla
>>169453320
You improved it, nice! But the rating symbol is still off.
>>169453320
Goddamn, you guys are guaranteed to fall for the same fucking ruse every single thread.
>>169453320
can this one be real for fuck sake i'm dying over here.
>>169453518
in all this rusing theres actually been one confirmed REAL wii u copy out in the wild
sure theres tons of fakers like perubro and aus_w
but theres the real mexicunt too
guys i've got the real disc right here
>>169453320
rating is off
>>169453518
Seems to be the point of this thread at this point. If/when it does get leaked, everyone from every site will know. If an anon leaks it, maybe we'll know a few minutes in advance. Shitposting is fun tho
>>169452543
https://exhentai.org/g/919476/b7619f5d82/
>>169453637
HOLY SHIT
>>169453637
HOLY SHIT
>>169453637
HOLY SHIT
>>169453637
HOLY SHIT
>>169453620
The mexican dude is legit, which is why we're all rooting for Perubro. It's bullshit, but Normiefag Mexican gave him credibility.
All we can really do is wait, but I hate seeing shit light up in response to painfully obvious trolls.
>>169453637
HOLY SHIT
I've been lurking in this thread since we were in /hbg/ but my fucking god you shits keep getting more and more gullible, it's unbelievable
>>169453637
>M
pfft, nice try. I know for a FACT it's E10
>>169453762
dang it you caught me
>>169453718
We may or may not have started playing along , you should calm down.
>mfw this is ZTD cia leak all over again but tenfold
>>169453718
I can't tell if people are actually that dumb or just pretending to be rused to get responses. Probably a mix.
>>169453718
Perubro is legit as fuck.
As a fellow Perufag, everything that he said so far is consistent with my own experiences at Polvos, so he's 100% legit.
We must wait, traffic in Lima is heavy on Saturday nights.
Yup. He's done it again. Tens of thousands, no hundreds of thousands, NO maybe millions of leaks and you decide to post an epic meme ruse. Boy oh boy you must feel great, simply fucking wonderful... You're not. You are scum. You are killing /zlg/. I know who you are, you post HOLY SHITs constantly, then maybe you follow up with a "DUMP PLS", and maybe you post some feet too.
We. Fucking. Get. It. You're either a 15 year old fag that belongs on /b/ or a fat neckbeard who thinks he's funny. You probably don't have a job and even if you do it pays like shit and you're probably awful at it. I bet you only have the job because mommy and daddy made you. "By 30 you have to have your life together son." - your parents. Yet you'll never grow up, you're blissfully ignorant to the real world. Go on /tv/ and post bane like you usually do, try to force an unfunny meme on /s4s/, or maybe post pepe on r9k. But fuck off of this general you meme pushing, shitposting, motherfucker.
ganon is so fucking huge
>>169453952
So there is actually a chance the store is open and has the game? I doubt it.
>>169453959
HOLY SHIT
>>169453959
HOLY SHIT
>>169453959
HOLY SHIT
>>169453320
Can someone explain what the hell this cover is? It looks like Gannon surrounded by a shit ton of Guardians, but he's fighting Calamity Gannon? And there's something on the left side as well? Disc looks like a clusterfuck desu.
>>169453959
>You are killing /zlg
you cant kill whats already dead
>>169453959
HOLY SHIT
>>169453959
HOLY SHIT
>>169453959
DUMP PLS
OK, Im finally out of Polvos in a bus on the way home, had to take a detour through Plaza Grau but thats not what you care about, I know. So I got to the store but the dude only had the console for 1700 soles, he was sold out on Zelda , he got a tiny amount compared to the amount of Switches and the Wii U version even less. He said he may get more on Wednesday for the Wii U and Tuesday for the Switch.
Im sorry I failed you anons, I really am.
siento de veras haberles fallado, mientras escribo siento que se me quieren salir las lagrimas. Again Im really sorry anons, you trusted me on this and I have failed.
>>169453664
>/ss/
Bless you
>>169454137
>not even name-fag
0 out of 10 effort.
>>169454137
fgt
>>169453959
HOLY SHIT
>>169454137
Yup. He's done it again. Tens of thousands, no hundreds of thousands, NO maybe millions of leaks and you decide to post an epic meme ruse. Boy oh boy you must feel great, simply fucking wonderful... You're not. You are scum. You are killing /zlg/. I know who you are, you post HOLY SHITs constantly, then maybe you follow up with a "DUMP PLS", and maybe you post some feet too.
>We. Fucking. Get. It. You're either a 15 year old fag that belongs on /b/ or a fat neckbeard who thinks he's funny. You probably don't have a job and even if you do it pays like shit and you're probably awful at it. I bet you only have the job because mommy and daddy made you. "By 30 you have to have your life together son." - your parents. Yet you'll never grow up, you're blissfully ignorant to the real world. Go on /tv/ and post bane like you usually do, try to force an unfunny meme on /s4s/, or maybe post pepe on r9k. But fuck off of this general you meme pushing, shitposting, motherfucker.
>>169454137
Thanks for trying, if you're real.
>>169454072
the assumption is that the other creatures are thedivine beasts
(i hope that spoiler worked)
>>169454017
Yes.
Is not a normal store. Is polvos. A shady black market.
I hate Peruvian people.
I hate them with every fiber in my being. I hate them more than anything else in this world. I have more hate for them than anyone who has hate for something and I assume the rest of my American brethren would sympathize with me.
>>169454137
gee, what a surprise
>>169454137
Bullshit m8, sold out on Zelda? then somebody else woulda have dumped it, fuck off and die.
>>169454137
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>169454137
Oh wow I really didn't see this one coming
h
>>169454137
Niga my bro me va a dar el juego en 4 horas , dijo que le deje dormir y en la madrugada deja el paquete en mi casa
>4 hours until i get the game
so get comfy /v/
>>169454137
>that shitty spanish
A mi no me puedes engañar, tu no eres el Peruano.
Kill yourself.
inb4 we're doomd!
>>169452595
>Phone's dyi
blocked
>>169454072
The fuck I didn't type desu. Stop editing my posts you fucking mods.
Hey guys. So I got the french version of the game at my local Séars. I'm dumping the tik now.
>>169454279
>expecting some shitskin to dump it
>>169453959
The truth in this hurts, and i feel the same anon, you are not alone but...
The "lol so funny random troll xdddd" people take this as a challenge to be even more obnoxious.
>>169454395
oh man, what a treat
baka desu senpai :)
>>169454137
Amigo cholito, ir por Plaza Grau a esa hora es ya de por si de valientes.
Te ganaste un lugar en mi corazon.
>>169454279
People that buy shit on Polvos don't know anything about pirating, let alone dumping shit.
>>169454137
Ese español....FAKE
>>169454151
God supports straight shota.
>>169454345
You're right, his spanish is iffy, and not in the usual "sudaca xD" way, but on a "I don't know spanish" way.
Peru has the wii u version. I just saw it in a store. Im going to try to jack it somehow.
SI SENOR YO SOY .TIK
YO HALBO HELPO GET THE TIK TO COMPUTER
SHARE ZELDA VIDEOJUEGOS WHEN FINISHED
>>169453320
bitch please
That anon who called his 7 and said that it would leak monday afternoon was most likely right, Kek wills it.
We'll be playing it by monday night boys, get hype
>>169454471
es peruano anon
Another day without Zelda. Fuck you /zlg/ I fucking hate all of you and I hope you all die painful deaths, as soon as possible.
And yes, I will be back tomorrow, because I want my .tik, but at least for now I just want to tell you that I hate all of you and I hope you die. I'm off to sleep.
>>169454513
Shut up dude...your spanish is so fucking bad
Uh oh
>>169454561
can't see the similarities there
nicaraguafag here, i've seen them zeldas in the store, gona get one to turn into hero.
Shit thread
>>169454593
This was the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /zlg/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to troll or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with a leak. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on /zlg/ who doesn't go all HURR HOLY SHIT, [WHERE DA TIK XD] and LEL U STUPID FUCKING RETARD. Every fucking day in the year that I have been here have has every fucking day been leak day, with the occasional fads and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn HOLY SHIT that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of Nintendrones, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking month without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned troll post, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking board, all of you, kill your fucking selves while play your shitty BOTW. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE
>>169454471
NO ES FAKE
ES HADAel español es como lo hablamos los peruanos, al menos yo lo hablo asi en mi dia a dia.
>>169454593
you baby
>>169454601
Here's what I see.
>>169454578
>monday
don't worry will get the game in 4 hours
6 hours max and you will have the dl link
This was the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is /zlg/ isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to troll or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with a leak. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on /zlg/ who doesn't go all HURR HOLY SHIT, [WHERE DA TIK XD] and LEL U STUPID FUCKING RETARD. Every fucking day in the year that I have been here have has every fucking day been leak day, with the occasional fads and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn HOLY SHIT that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of Nintendrones, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking month without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned troll post, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking board, all of you, kill your fucking selves while play your shitty BOTW. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE
>>169454593
See you tomorrow
el sucio peña tiene el tik
>>169454639
Same lighting. Same background. Saturation and brightness is turned up to throw off suspicion. Otherwise, the cover has been changed a bit.
what is happening in this thread?
remember we still have the netherlandfags who can go mediamarkt at 12:00 europetime
>>169449940
Is anyone documenting this for future lol's?
>>169454593
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
PeruBro should be home about now, right?
>>169454760
I would kill for a beta of OOT. It looks so much different.
>>169454760
We are witnessing the banality of evil
I actually believe that some guy in Peru tried to get a copy. Am I retard ?
>>169454684
do you mean an average of FIVE HOURS?
ye no
>>169454884
yes
>>169454850
I was departing from the establishment with m'lady mother whence I was able to partake in the electronic entertainment company Nintendo's new mature game (it is Japanese, and therefore automatically better than us filthy Westerners), when I heard them. The devilish rogues. The scruffy ruffians. The baka-gaijins. They shouted the word, so obscene and bigoted. "Faggot!" It would be their last mistake. I thereupon withdrew from my trenchcoat my Oxford Dictionary and pointed out to them that the word 'faggot' thereupon referred to a bundle of sticks. They snickered. I would not tolerate these transgressions, especially whilst I was in the company of a fair maiden. I looked to the ground, tilting my fedora over mine eyes and spoke lowly, "You whelps... if thou wisheth to live... thou wilt... depart... promptly. Do not... incur... my wrath..." One of them said "Go to hell!" I chuckled, "Silly Christian... hell doesn't exist... You had your chance... Now face your fate!" I withdrew my katana henceforth from my trenchcoat in one hand and 2 shurikens in the other. The scoundrels fled in the face of my awesomeness, but they were much too slow for my ninja powers. I teleported in front of them and struck down the first two with quick shuriken throws. The third promptly fell to his knees, "P-please... senpai!" he stammered. I smirked. "You had your chance... But you will suffer... before the end!" I summoned lightning from my blade and shocked him, watching his writhing body and laughing. He got on my bad side. He'll never give anyone a wedgie ever again. As I tossed a quill onto his lifeless corpse and tipped my fedora as a parting gift, I muttered, "Pshh... Nothing personnel kid..." My mother swooned in my arms, and after taking a picture of us together to post on Reddit, I summoned forth my gryffon from the dark underworld of my soul and we promptly henceforthly ventured forthly forward, satisfied that I had done Dawkins' work today.
Dont worry anons Im sure someone will dump it in the next 5 hours
>>169454869
you just have to break into the Nintendo vaults
>>169454884
>not having fate in peru autism
shame on you
>>169454760
No one has any goddamned idea anymore.
>>169454884
We all are
Lol This thread is so shit but everyone stays hoping for that one hero to actually pull off a dump. We're gonna be okay with getting played every single time, all for the hope that the next one is real.
itt post links
>>169455020
when the thread goes full retard it's no use to go against it. you have to follow it or your gonna have a bad time
>>169454226
When I saw on facebook que estaban vendiendo el juego en Polvos I said: Im going to play Zelda early and leak it like other peruvians before me leaked FFXV and RE:7 , but at the end Im a failure going home after trying to do this when most guys my age are probably in a party with their friends . Estoy realmente triste anons. You have no idea how your words help me right now
welll all my hopes were crushed.
Why i belive that i could play the game early?
Thanks for nofhing guys ;_;
>>169454894
1 hour for my bro to get my home + 1 hour + to dump the game , i have 6mb.
Don't worry he legit have the game
He had horizon 5 days ago.
Also do i need a wiiu to do that or i can dump it with my pc?
>>169455075
It's full retard or bust.
>>169455114
you need to shove it deep down your asscrack...the tik will naturally come to you and instruct you on what to do next
>>169455114
use disc2app on wiiu
>>169455114
if you're being legitimate ask in /hbg/ not here
>>169455076
no te preocupes hermano perucho, si eres verdadero. Lo que importa es que intentaste por todos nosotros. Yo tambien pude haber salido hoy con mis amigos pero decidi quedarme por la esperanza de este gran juego. Un abrazo y gracias por tu valentia.
>>169454943
Nintendo should do a 'The Making of' for OOT similar to what RARE did with BK and Conker
>>169455076
At least you tried, unlike that mexican fag.
>>169455023
If your name is Joseph, Judas, or Alexandria, I will leak the game.
I can't lie because it's the internet.
>>169455076
You, person who wrote this, you're something else. Very cool text, if it's true is wonderfull, if not trie writing for a living.
So the one true lead we have after all this nonsense is the Dutch gaming store right?
Id say we have a low chance of getting anything Sunday, but stores should be getting BOTW wii u by monday
>>169455114
ayy lamo a ruse ends another comes
how long you gonna take? 5 hours? please anons.yes you need a wii u, that you don't have
Duck you all
>>169455114
This is obvious bait.
But i have no soul anymore, therefore i can feel no thing.
You need the wii u and a 16gb sd at least, download homebrew launcher (google) and disc2app (google), place them in sd/wiiu/apps, put in the wii u, open loadiine.ovh, choose homebrew launcher and open disc2app.
grab the sd, place it on your pc and/or sd, place the files in mega or gdrive (please gdrive) and give it to us.
REALLY WITH THIS FUCKING HANDHOLDING YOU CANT FUCK IT UP
voy a filtrar El boleto en treinta minutos si todo ustedes publican trampas
me very real , pls i giv game after good fap
>>169455249
Gracias viejo, no se de que pais seas pero que te vaya lindo , ojala alguien filtre el juego para todos los anons. La verdad que no se en que estaba pensando ir tan tarde a una zona tan peligrosa csm.
>>169455269
They won't
>>169455076
you tried, you risked your life even. you are amongst the bravest of men
>>169453952
>heavy traffic
>at midnight
Seems legit.
Game might leak tomorrow if any spic gets their shit together. Otherwise we'll be waiting several more days.
Peru > Mexico as far as this thread goes.
>>169455397
se lo q es, soy de Ecuador y al igual hay zonas demasiado peligrosas que ni estando drogado saldrias por ahi sin correr riesgo de lo peor. Buena suerte csm!
I'm way too fucking high to even care anymore! Gonna goto bed and the game/tik better be online by the time i get up!!!
>>169455491
What about that Dutch store?
>>169455229
>>169455364
legit didn't know that
so i will have a copy for a console i don't own
any peruvian want to help me with the wiiu?
Hey guys, perubro here. I lied. I am sorry, but I just wanted attention. I saw the hype, and apologize.
Every fucking thread
>>169453952
>traffic
>Peru
Dude peru doesn't even have cars. Is it really that hard for you to walk around a couple of donkeys?
>>169455631
HOLY SHIT
>>169455631
a clear 4 on the bristol stool chart. get some fibre anon.
>>169455076
FFXVfag aka perubro aqui , meh , al menos lo intentaste hermano. No llores ya llegara tu dia.
>>169455631
SHIT
>>169455631
HOLY SHIT
>>169455638
THIS
You guys are fucking stupid
will post another video soon and the dump for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRVYwLxIEBY
This thread all the time
>>169455763
HOLY SHIT
>>169455763
This is an old fake.
Reminding you.
>>169455763
didn't we already see this?
>>169455763
HOLY SHIT
>>169455631
FINALLY, THANKS FOR THE DUMP
>>169455631
Eat some fibre you moron
>>169455763
>Untitled (3)
FAKE
>>169455763
The very back of my brain is telling me I've already seen this, but I don't remember where.
Meh, going to go to bed.
>>169455763
Show it going from the wii u menu into the game, faggot.
Then we will trust you with all of our buttholes and attention.
>>169455763
old fuck off
HOLY SHITpost
>>169455825
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
>>169455763
This is it
>>169455763
Awesome, can't wait
>>169455763
IT'S HAPPENING
>>169455763
HURRY THE FUCK UP WHERE DA TIK HOLY SHIT
No user of this site can ever make fun of r eddit again
The cancer and stupidity pooled here over the last few days has been unbelievable
>>169455763
this is from days and days ago. old and fake and gay as hell.
>>169456167
Actually, you're thinking of a similar video
>>169455973
>>169456018
>>169456075
>>169456117
it's old and fake
>>169455763
>vertical recording
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>169456164
I knew it.
>>169456167
I thought it was a different video.. link?
>>169456196
nah it's this one
>>169456196
Yeah, this video has fake black bars on the sides, totally original.
Sorry.
>>169456248
There was a VERY similar video that was taken horizontally. This is different
This is different guys. The last one was shitty 2fps and taken on a Motorola Razr. Doesn't mean it can't be fake though.
>>169456149
Shut the f*ck up FAGGOT *teleports around and shoots beams at you*'You! *kicks you from behind* Are! *teleports in front of you and uppercuts you into the air* Just! *flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut* NOOB! *hits you with flame uppercut and grabs your head and throws you down to the ground* NOW DIE FAG!!! *crashes into you with meteor slam attack and kills you*Heh... another noob falls to me. *teleports away*
>>169455763
>digital
>>169456289
You know when you record vertically you get black bars right. And guess which way the video was recorded.
>>169456321
Stop writing your fanfic around this thread anon, it's really worrying.
>>169455763
>get game early
>record footage
>MAKE A FUCKING GIF
Yeah seems legit
>>169455763
did it look like he was launching this from an installed game tile instead of a disc tile? it's hard to tell but it doesn't look like there is the little disc icon above the tile.
hopefully he's already got it dumped and uploaded and just teasing us a bit right now.
>>169456404
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....
>>169456321
*IT WAS HOLOGRAM*
>>169455763
Come on, it's worth a shot
>>169456443
>iwata
it still hurts ;_;
>>169456384
horizontally.
these black bars arent real.
the original video was exactly like this, except it was horizontal and a little zoomed in.
any idiot with half a brain can do this same thing. Kindly, fuck off
>>169456509
link? wasn't he holding thje gamepad in the other video lol
>>169455763
Doesn't Haxchi and Homebrew Channel have fancy booting screens and icons too?
What's stopping a cheeky homebrew dev to just make a fake app with the icon and bootscreens to make that video? It looks like it's a digital app and not a disc, first of all, so...
>>169456509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkCzr5WSUJs
>>169456592
Nobody, thats why its fake.
>>169456592
that's exactly what it is. Good job, anon, though we found this out days ago
>>169456470
Dude my face wtf
That's fucked up man.
I'm calling the police.
>>169456548
I saw it one of the other /zlg/ threads, i think it was the first one.
I'm not going to that shithole again, but if it wasn't this one, it was very similar, and that one was fake.
If there is no original image of the disk or of the game actually being booted, it's fake.
Think like this, and you'll see the actual leak.
>>169456548
"lol"? What the fuck are you laughing about, you fucking mongoloid? I wanted a TIK, you neanderthal fuck, not some stupid fucking retarded reply like "lol", or is that all you can fucking muster with that faulty, underdeveloped brain of yours? I guess I should be pitying you, it's not really your fault that you are like this, it's the fault of your fucking incestuous fuckup parents that gave birth to such a disgrace. Hell, I even feel a little bit guilty for fucking that inbred retarded shitbird of a whore you'd call your "sister", what a disgusting fucking pile of vomit. At least she gave good head. I suggest you go end your existence right now, and leave no trace of anything related to you or your disgraceful fucking trailer-trash family. Fucking fag ass piece of trash.
Thanks for the (you)s anons
>tfw no leak today
>tfw no leaktomorrow
Every time I come back here. Its shitposting. Its nothing. its HOLA ESPANOL MY BUNGHOLE IS ON FIRE. ITS....nothing.
Regardless ill still be up refreshing every 10 or so minutes.
Kill me.
>>169456672
don't get your panties in a twist, faggot.
>>169456634
>>169455763
Oh fuck they are different. Probably just another ruseman who can edit metadata.
>>169456672
>>169456762
Remember, there's an Auto-update button on the bottom of the page!
>>169456781
See? There's a chance!
>>169456781
Anyone can fucking do this!!!!! Edit the bootTv.tga and the booDrcTex.tga sign them with MetaVerify and there you have your fake ass game. Takes 2 mins.
>>169455604
>no one want to help
okey then
will rent a wiiu and play or something
I really wanted to help
Entonces los que somos de europa, nos podemos ir ya a dormir?
>>169456949
anon this is the internet.
no one CAN help you.
either because of the thousands of miles between us, or because of the probability of rape, or because we just can't be bothered.
i'm sorry, but you are technically alone, yet metaphorically we are here for you.
we are to tell you exactly what to do in many different ways, and call you a nigger faggot at every little fuck up.
good luck.
>>169455763
where did you go! keep us updated, boi
**what am i doing with my life**
>>169457174
To bed, cmon his gif is untitled(3)
PeruBro here, just got home, give 5 minutes or so and I will upload pics and start the dumping process
>>169455763
>>169457295
Don't play with my heart
>>169457295
lol
>saturday night
>you're waiting for a leak of a game on the internet
>>169457295
Shoulda have said 5 hours, anon.
>>169457295
Perubro already confirmed the store was soldout, fag. Assuming he was even legit to begin with.
If you guys want me to, I can remake the very same video in much better quality in five mins to prove it was fake
>>169457245
i know it's another ruse...but, i don't know. i still have hope.
>>169457295
Ok, 5 minutes I can spare.
>>169457409
>If you guys want me to, I can remake the very same video in much better quality in five mins to prove it was fake
Pls do I'm so bored
ok guys here's a time stamped picture, stole it from work. give me a bit never done this before.
ar you kidding? game will not be dumpen until monday or tuesday.. enjoy weekend, go.fuck or something
>>169457409
Yes please, more videos are always better
Can you boot the title screen up for a few more seconds?
Well, got home and put the disk on the Wii U to dump the game , shit was dangerous but I made it home with the game, whats the best place to upload it? mega? Im PeruBro by the way
>>169457453
OK imgs downloaded. working on it now
>>169457505
either this is good bait or you're an idiot
>>169457629
And I am Aonuma himself here to tell you to upload it to google drive, faggot.
>>169457634
Nice. Entertain us please.
>>169457629
Mega, always Mega.
>>169455114
why should i trust your post given this thread is filled with trolls?
>>169456163
I want to see the Subrosians again
>>169457629
>game , shit
Col pls go
Has the game being leaked yet? What did I miss in the last 4 hours?
>>169457912
Shitposting and crushed hopes. And more shitposting.
>>169457912
We went on a ruse cruise from Mexico to Peru. The wall got 100 feet taller.
>>169457912
4 hours of your life
>>169457954
Vending machine tier?
>>169457912
just 5 more hours
>>169458032
No, no images this time, which means it was 120% bullshit but people fell for the ruse.
>>169458032
Not nearly as entertaining as vending machine-tier shitposting.
Do we have a tick yet?
should i jack it or take a poop?
>>169458090
I have a ticket...for bruce springsteen concert
>>169458094
both at the same time
>>169458094
Fuck it do both and post pics
Game will leak o march 3rd.
>>169458140
that's harder than you'd think
I feel like we're not getting it until Thursday. For me, that's going to be useless since I'm getting the Switch version that day. ( When you thought you could play Zelda early...)
I have a feeling this Friday Nintendo's gonna leak the game for all regions. They'll probably want some reward so you'll have to pay them most likely.
So tired...i'm going to jerk off and go to bed...
See you tomorrow!
>>169458253
It'll leak Thursday morning at the latest, since that's when Aus fags will get it
I'm still fairly sure we'll get it before then, especially with mediamarkt selling them
>>169458271
Nintendo here. I'll leak the game on friday if you deposit $60 on my patreon.
P-Perubro?
i'm aonuma myself and i will deliver the tik file to you fans. which region would you prefer? thank you san.
>>169458432
post the .dik file of your Nether regions.
>>169457448
>>169457295
Almost 20 minutes have passed.
Fuck off yeah? Good night.
NIGGA FOR REAL, HOW LIKELY DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS? WHO WOULD REALLY RISK THEIR LIFE TO LEAK A GAME JUST UNDER A WEEK EARLY? LIKE HONESTLY, WE HAVE TO WAIT TILL THE ACTUAL RELEASE DATE BECAUSE I DON'T SEE HOW OR WHY SOMEONE COULD OR WOULD LEAK THIS.
recording proof of how easy this is to fake right now
is this racist?
>>169458546
Hello youtube!!!
>the guy was fake
who would have thought???
Hmm...
>>169458543
/ourguy/, whoever that's he is.
Welp, enough for tonight
Here's hoping NL bros pull through tomorrow
>>169458674
Who was?
>>169458798
Literally everyone.
>>169458798
All of them
>>169458702
tihs yloh
new thread when
It will leak tomorrow /zlg/ros, I can feel it. Sleep tight until then.
>>169459068
We are waiting for PeruBro
>>169459131
He told us he couldn't get it like 1 hout ago
>>169459131
But he died at the hands of dual wielding knives whores.
>>169459131
He already said he doesn't have it.
>>169459179
How do we know it was him? Too many faggots were impersonating him
>>169458396
PM'd ;)
>>169459290
He is taking too long, also knew spanish.
>>169459373
Maybe something happened to him but he still is on his way.
I'll leak the game if you give me a link to the game and the ticket, no lie.
Why am I still here? Why do I still have hopes instead of going out to finish Cave of Shadows.
ded general
ded tik
Will there be one more ebin ruse before the real release?
our best hope will be around this time tomorrow if aus stores get their stock in.
looks like traffic here suddenly slowed down
>>169459769
What are the rises that have happened so far, I remember col, vending machine and ausfag
>>169459887
NEW THREAD, BOYOS
>>169459887
>>169459882
they're all fags
>>169459882
+warehousefag, NYCfag
>>169459824
which stores are shady enough to break the street date
>>169460083
none of them will break street date you retard, but a worker will risk it all to leak
https://giphy.com/gifs/26BGyxNGv6KMNHemY
See? This is how easy it id to fake. 2 mins. to make the bootTvtex, bootDrctex, icontex tga files, 10 seconds to record, 3 mins to convert to gif, 3 seconds to upload. Stop believing these stupid fake videos that don't show it booting into the actual game! They are all fake!!
>>169460320
>https://giphy.com/gifs/26BGyxNGv6KMNHemY
LMFAO
>>169460320
HOLY SHIT
>>169460002
NYC fag here, I failed. Pls don't hate me too much, I hate me too.
>>169460320
not quite convincing enough. the image shouldnt be on the gamepad too, and the actual launch tile looks wrong. decent enough otherwise.
>>169460320
I can't believe it is that easy
>>169460773
I know but the point is, it's simple enough to fake.
Latin America can give us this but no fucking Breath of the Wild
>>169460912
cute chest size
>>169460893
agreed.
>>169460320
You should have made it something ridiculous, like the pic of the WiiU under a vending machine.
>>169461241
LOL! Yea but I am tired and rushed it
>>169460987
Nigga, i'll take the cute size, but give me a fucking curvy latina and ill cum a fucking gallon.
Pic rated.
Even more related pics
MORE AHH MY FUCKING DICK
>>169464242
Thank you