/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

First for I want a bot that will play DM for me.

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>swedish "people"

>stand still shoot guy in the head with xm1014 from really close
>77 in 1 hit
really made me think
when will valve make shotguns actually good?

>>169292941
>enemy standing on opposite side of the truck at A on cache
>shoot him in the head
>dink noise plays and spark appears
>0 damage
Really makes you thing

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>tfw youll never run your mouse all over zaaz' mousepad

>>169293158
By mouse you mean dick right?

>>169292830
Its called methamphetamine. You can play DM all day

>>169292941
It's all ping, It's rarely because of random spread, too many things (each slug of the shotgun is a bullet with lowish damage supposed to register at the same time) happening at once with the server, it decides to ignore 70% of what you do.

>Bunch of mussies playing CSGO in a internet cafe in dubai against Malaysians.
We live in strange times

>>169292941
>He doesn't crouch before every shotgun shot

>>169293869
I cannot, I have commitments.

>>169294836
Is that a thing?

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DMG ranks are so trash holy shit

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>>169297307
I love your group name!

>>169293158
>zowie
check out this eurotrash

let me guess, ducky shine keyboard?

FUCKING RUSSIANS AND POLES FUCKING SLAVSHIT SUBHUMANS KILL YOURSELF AND UNINSTALL YOU POTATONIGGERS SPEAK ENGLISH AND FUCKING LISTEN YOU CUNTS

>>169297307
Get cancer and die cheating inbred.

>>169300428
Dont worry baby. Vegascum are getting destroyed by the glorious Sweeds of Fnatic Academy

>>169300428
Still not worse than brits.

>>169301794
You got a virus

>nip get raped on cache by vega squadron
>fnatic academy raped vega squadron on cache
>nip
rofl

>>169302536
I went searching through their matches looking for the jap team they raped on cache before realising.

I'm too tired for this shit

What pro callouts are common? as in they are known almost everywhere

>Olof in Train, the space before sandwich from T garage/conns/mid


>NBK in cache, the corner outside of blue doors near quad


>Get_RighT in mirage, the corner below the bangable wooden window

What else?

>>169304748
delpan is the pocket halfway down mid on mirage

>>169304748
>NBK in cache, the corner outside of blue doors near quad

Only idiots call that NBK. Real CS players call it fence, because it's a fucking fence.

>>169304890
The tight angle which can see a very small gap in b short?

>>169304950
Okay.

>>169304748
Goose.

>>169304748
shroud on cache a site boost

jugi is a fucing retard for going deag only

>>169304748
hotdog

>>169301569
not cheating btw

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Tell me this isn't a pretty darn neat skin, /csgog/

>>169308210
it isn't a pretty darn neat skin

>>169308210
>ct standing logo
Nah

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what did he mean by this?

Should be allowed to vote kick the person top fragging.

Get stuck with shit teams all the time and when you call them out, they and their buddies go into full denial mode and out you go.

>>169311918
Shouldn't*

>>169305320
Anyone who uses that callout needs to be kicked

anyone who uses any csgo players name as a callout should kill themselves

>>169292427
Why are their girlfriends so ugly???

>>169304748
forest on mirage

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shitty day desu
\
i miss betposting and daddyrus

>>169314980
you gonna take quetzl or subtle? im going quetzl since subtle just cut someone.

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>>169292427
>you'll never see a central cheaters comittee sentencing cheaters to hanging

>>169315848
not touching that

>>169308578
what is wrong with standing ct logo? i think it looks pretty cool
although the skin itself is a bit plain

>>169292427
hey niggas i havent played this in months and just reinstalled. whats the consenus atm between m4 and m4s?

/csgog/ themed skin when

>>169321905
akihabara accept

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>Soloqueue
>Guy goes AFK with the spinny autowalk thing
>Vote to kick him
>Team agrees that a bot would be more useful than someone being AFK
>Get this

What the absolute fuck gotards? Why am I being punished for using a feature the way it was intended to be used?

>>169323151
>>169321905
thanks for reminding me to buy one

>>169323634
>too many
>too many
Have you tried not being a toxic faggot my man

It's not like you got 7 days for one kick

>>169275237
>Who are tarik, Shahzam, m0E, fREAKAZOID

>>169304748
Back of checkers behind the box on Cache is sometimes called kioshima

>m0e
>pro
pick one and only one

>>169314980
what platform is this? im tryna get skinny

How many of you guys listen to music while DMing? Tried it today but struggled to concentrate

>>169330045
Yesterday i tried casual while playing music on my speakers.I played way more differently and had actually played like i am supposed to do.jiggle-peaking corners,sticking to walls not running out into open,etc.
It was weird in a good way.

>>169327729
Shazam is an idian not a paki

>>169330423
i can see how it would focus you more, just have to get used to it i suppose

>>169304748
Snax in cache, the corner between B main and checkers

>>169304748
h0bbits hole in cobble between steps and kfc

>>169302536
To be fair it WAS the game of Vega Squadron's life, and NiP went into it all smug and unprepared like "yeah, easy noob steamroll, yawn".

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Oh look, NA is throwing for skins again.

https://clips.twitch
.tv/m0e_tv/CuteWolverineWinWaker

>this genius play
Why is this guy in Rank S again? He's so awful

>>169336929
le one tapping the guy on bomb train

>>169337074
looks like an average NA strat to me

>>169339519
LUL

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who pinfag here?

>>169341664
i wish i had the money back in cologne two years ago. also there were so many people standing in line for that stuff.

the pins are still available on the valve store

my ec2-a is coming in next week hopefully i wont be disappointed

why did the 2nd and 3rd shot not hit?
https://oddshot.tv/s/wRS_eE

>>169345876
>skeleter

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what did he mean by this?

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what did he mean by this?

finally after all these years, godazed is streaming my dudes

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look I make ace!

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>Losing
>"Play for picks"

>>169352376
nice mouse movement, i think I've seen stewie2k do that you should go pro

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im not an awper

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>Dazed stream died without warning

>steel and thorin going autism on put up or shut up
nice'd

any furries play csgo??? uwu

uhm gotards?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPT0-CKODNc

>>169345991
Sick mims bro

>>169355572
46min thorin is mad af

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C9emtcid6w

>after niko, who deserves a better team around him
>Steel: Stewie2k
>Thorin: ScreaM
>Da_Bears: Elige

I can't believe Steel and Thorin didn't think of Elige.

>>169358573
the only better team elige could have around him is an international team, like he would be great on faze.

love this show btw. second only to stich n yoe

>>169358573
I'm halfway through but god damn wasn't thorin autistic, how come he's good in these types of things.

>>169359085
You haven't been watching analysts desks and his thoughts haven't you. In the recent seangares and tsm drama he was the only one to spit out logical content despite the show being HIS THOUGHTS.

>>169358573
why's thorin so serious, dabears is high af and steel doesn't give a shit

>>169359764
thorin is trying to win, dabears is trying to meme as he does every episode, steel is trying to trigger thorin which makes thorin get more serious.

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I won all 10 of my placement matches without losing and topped the scoreboard in half of them, and I placed Silver.

Should I uninstall?

>>169360150
nah, thats just your first 10 matches. you ideally should place nova, but you just need to improve and understand how to improve. id?

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Rate my sick ace I did on Faceit

>>169360458
something about your viewmodel triggered me as a lefty player. nice flick on 2nd.

>>169329917
anyone know what website this is???

>derank to mg1
>play super retarded off angle
>every time someone comes out running shooting towards me
>headshot
Is literally everyone using that meme linux hack thing now?

>>169361862
Don't you know? People figured out to get full speed running headshots with weapons that aren't pistols now, and it's not because of cheaters, it's just because you're bad for playing without external assistance.

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>mfw Stewie(and probably other Rank S players) are conspiring to boot Steel from first place.

Wouldn't happen if you weren't such a salty piece of shit Josh

>>169362145
Boot him how?

>>169362298
Get on his team and play like shit, when off of his team try as hard as you can.

steel is the butthurt one? stewie has been first for many months. if anything stew should be the one getting boot since he hasnt won/accomplished anything

>>169362474
Steel brings it on himself thinking he knows everything and blaming someone else for losing sites 99% of the time.

Just swallow your tongue next time, okay Josh?

>>169362382
That seems awfully childish. Why? Because they want the salaried chinky poo to get more money?

>>169362575
Most of the other players in Rank S besides the Rank G shitters are salaried pros who didn't get banned for throwing so they don't give a fuck. They could prolly care less who wins just not Steel.

>>169362575
Because people can't take it when someone criticizes them.
And since steel doesn't suck their dick they get butthurt when he proves himself right.
Like this guy here >>169362570 doesn't realize, the fact that they're even doing this proves steel right, you may take money he deserved away, but at the end of the day you're proving he was better than you, and you had to break the rules to stop him from being rank 1.

>>169362382
Oh, I thought getting the admins to kick him for not being a pro.

>>169362957
I don't think ESEA would give a fuck about that if you're winning matches and you aren't cheating.
Hell, you or me could do it if we were actually good even if we aren't pros.

>>169362796
You're right about everything, except for steel proving anything right. He can literally never prove he's right. He just rages and starts banning people in his chat lmao.

>>169362796
>implying "criticizing" is blaming your teammates and never taking any fault when you lose rounds 99% of the time.

>>169363134
>if we were actually good

More like if I wasn't a third worlder, and had the chance to play NA ESEA. I'm better than half those "pros". Steel especially.

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>>169363246
Hahahahahahahahaha

>>169363246
stop talking about steel plz, this isn't reddo

>>169363429
better then no posting, neck urself kiddo

>>169292427
>best looking guy has the ugliest gf/wife

wew lad

>>169363530
Who's the guy on the right? Relyks?
His gf is the only girl I'd even consider cute.

>>169362108
>you're bad for playing without external assistance.
Honestly I am an idiot for not paying at least $10 to rage autistic white kids

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>DaZeD will never make a gay porno with seang@res

>>169363974
But sean is ugly as heck.

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>>169364096
t. jealous skeleton

>tfw stuck in D-
how do I git gud lads

>>169364157
just be yourself

>>169364150
I'm taller and buffer than him. Probably stronger too.

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>>169364349

theyre literally curlbros

>>169360060
steel shitposting, is he truly /ourguy/?

>>169364446
Thanks ok, your opinion doesn't matter to me.

>>169304748
"summit"

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>>169364518

>>169364506
no, steel is literally reddo

>>169364652
Most original /csgog/ poster here, can confirm.

Which pro player is /ourguy/? Magisk?

>>169364784
me

>>169364784
?Magisk
LOL

>>169364784
dosia xd god

>>169364784
allu

>>169360458
do you even see your own crosshair

>>169365390
Yeah, it's fine. The webm is just bad.

>>169364745
>basilisk is the most original

>>169365473
What does a skine have to do with me?

>>169364784
Nate

why is witmer playing rank s? isnt he garbage

why are americans playing rank s? arent they garbage

>>169366437
>ESEA is renown for weeding out cheaters
>EU scrubs aren't in Rank S.
Really made me think

>>169364784
s1mple or Zeus

>>169366717
>ESEA organizes an international tourney
>EU players win it

Really got my hamster running.

>>169366837
Simpleton isn't our guy, even since the major, where some based dude in the audience flipped birds to brazillian monkers, and simple made a tweet defending them, literally saying that he'll beat him up if he met him irl.

>>169366897
>Get lucky and win a tourney
>Can't stay in Rank S for a month.

>>169367017
Damn, those poor americans, never ever lucky. Always get bullied by blacks, terrorists, and sjws, aside from being lucked out of winning tourneys.

Why are there no good australian teams? I want to see more banter and people getting glassed at tournaments.

>>169367151
You make those jokes but you wonder why the Swedes have been playing like dogshit lately.

>>169314980
what site is this????

aussies cant even win an asian tourney

>>169367321
I've been actually considering what you said for a long time now, but it also doesn't make sense to me, how americans can't get the cheats, since they're much wealthier than europeans, or how they're not good enough, considering they have better conditions to grow.

>>169353774
>doesn't check next to the pit or in the pit
Whew lad

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Has pic related been detected yet?

Where'd the shill go?

>>169367227
>>169367349
What happened?

aussies are garbage. thats what happened

>>169367431
To be honest I was memeing for most of it, I know EU doesn't play ESEA.
I do think NiP are in a slump because of political conditions in their country.

>>169367486
Caught by valve, probably in a rape dungeon currently, or at the bottom of the ocean.

>>169367592
NiP are in a slump, because they kicked michael for no reason. And I'm pretty sure Sweden if fine politically right now.

Am I too late to get into this game competitively? I've always loved Counter Strike but I'm afraid of this game going out of style as soon as I pick it up.

>>169367806
Literally as soon as you press the "play" button, the game will die, everyone in the world will forget about it, valve hq will explode, and CS will be deleted and disappear.

Summoning Nate

I'm trying to tilt my way to victory, so I've got a dp of a guy in a fursuit. I need cringey gay babble to make people mad.

I saw the I'm a good fuckcub thing earlier and it inspired me.

>>169367990
steam name?

p sure stew and moe are stream sniping

>>169367486
shill realised that aimtux is the suck

>>169367567
Jesus christ man. Learn how to reply or get back to reddit

what reason do i need to give a (You) when (You) are a post above mines?

>>169368382
Because its seriously confusing and makes it hard to follow replies when you are in a different thread

>>169368382
Because that doesn't apply when the post is two above yours, so if someone posts before you reply, it looks awkward and janky.

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maybe only like 3 people were talking about why there arent any good aussie teams that can compete and really no reason to give a (You) if only those three knew what the so called convo was

Do I like this game or am I just high?

>>169368382
>not using threaded style sheets
Your posts just show up as random solitary posts with no connection to anything for me.

it looks like reddit is best for you then

>>169368843
>really no reason to give a (You)
You realise it isnt a currency or anything people give a fuck about right? I can understand not doing this for blatant bait posts but this is just autism

>>169369029
I only like this game sober. My reactions take too much of a hit to function under drugs

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>yfw your accuracy is on fire

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>>169369220
>yfw the enemies are on fire
Smoke and choke lads

>last guy alive 2v1
>gets 2 one taps
>no one says anything
>says "don't worry about ;)"
bottom fragged for the rest of the game

1-3 watch familiar of zero
4-6 ping pong
7-9 watch esports
0 mushishi

>>169368092
I'm gunna change it when I'm playing comp, probably something like Dr. Cummy Paws

>>169370486
>>>/b/

>>169370486
Triggered. This is good.

Are you by chance related to the furfag tripfag on /o/ known as Mr Cummy Paws?

>>169370642
I 100% be he drives a chebby, without having ever seen a post of his.

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>>169370734
Volvo and a miata as he is a faggot. Have a webm of him diplaying his elite driving skills and unfortunately not going off the cliff.

>>169370882
Nope, not clicking that.

>>169370996
I dont blame you. His blatant disregard for road safety laws also made me angry

>>169371053
Not angry, just makes me sad seeing how low someone of the same species as me can go.

>>169371113
>He said in /csgog/

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Is this accurate?

>>169371137
Reading your post made me depressed. I feel sorry for you.

>>169370642
Mr cummy, yeah
I'm borrowing a page from his book for maximum rage

I'm a /dat/ anon.

>steel brought that back
How MAD is Stewie right now?

>>169373204
Brought what back? Stupid2gay never making it to the major?

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What is with the nova ranks? Players in this rank are either completely fucking retarded or completely insane with godlike reflexes and omniscient knowledge of enemy positions? There's no in-between, no close games, nobody that makes me think I'm playing someone equal or marginally better/worse than me. I know part of it is gitting gud but when some rando with less than 150 hours without any coin or anything has perfect timing and always seems to be in the perfect spots, never gets surprised - what do you do against that?

Is closet cheating more prevalent in prime MM than I think or are there a lot of smurfs, or am I simply hitting a wall in terms of progression?

>cheat on alt all day last week
>inject on main for 5sec
>something went wrong when injecting
>today main vac banned, alt still unbanned
bravo valve

>>169373908
bon voyage faggot.

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>>169373979
*tips stat strak marble fade fedora

>>169373048
>I'm a /dat/ anon.
Likely on my friends list then.

>>169374108
How much money do you think you lost in skines?

>>169374141
In in the /dat/ group. But I haven't added anyone

>>169373893
I don't think it is literally hackers in nova but hackers in higher ranks shoving good players down

>>169376782
>mm
>good players

>>169376973
>csgo
>good players

Lmao, silver F-

>9/10 players ready

My g400s started double clicking randomly and i need a replacement.
I was thinking about getting the ec2-a, but a lot of reviewers say the clicks are meh and the side buttons are pretty terrible.

>>169377290
ec1-a, or g403

disregard any other advice

What's the easiest/quickest way to derank?

Been using derank.me and getting 5 mans to AFK but it's taking forever

Also what's the best site for hacks?

inb4 triggered

>>169377359
Do you have the g403? I heard the braided cable is way too stiff.

>>169377421
I don't, but I've tried it. Cable is fine.

>>169377376
>what's the best site for hacks?
skeet.cc

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Gold Nova is for retards. Fuck this shitty rank.

>>169377974
Real niggas are unranked

What do you do when you get stuck on a losing streak? Lost last 4 games tonight and bottom or 2nd last fragged all of them. Just not feeling it

>>169378767
I win a game.

>>169378767
That was me last week. Now I'm winning or getting ties and fragging well.

Got promo'd recently.

>>169378767

Realise that there's a very good chance at least one of those games had a cheater in it and stop wasting your time with this crap game until Valve fixes VAC.

That or start cheating yourself so that you won't have to worry about it anymore.

Deciding to only play smurfs/cheats was the best decision. Never enjoyed CS:GO as much as I do now in all my hundreds of hours playing legitimately.

>>169369420
That is classic me.

>do good at the start
>turn to shit for the rest of the game

>do shit at the start
>by the final round I am topfragging

I reverse-tilt myself.

>>169379028
>>169379140
>>169379172
Sounds like dropping it for the day and jerking off to anime is the right idea

>>169380030
Loser.

>anime LE topfragging shittalking cunt from last week got VAC banned yesterday

yisssss

>>169380685
He already ruined your day, and he's gonna cheat on one of this many alt accounts.

>>169380762
well, he lost a couple of knives and bunch of stickers, so there's that

>steel playing wc3 TD maps

Guess if he's garbage or not. I bet you can't.

>>169381704
Trash

>>169380685
someone got baimed.

"ti go nachukam pedalche malko"
Can somebody translate this?Somebody wrote this on my profile.

>>169382831
This man enjoys gay anal

>>169382831
"Fuck you little fuccboi faggot"

>>169382831
"Fuck I weenie little"

>>169383017
That's what i got with google translate as well.

>>169383069
Not only did he say fuck you, but he basically said he'll fuck you. Like nail his dick into your ass, if that makes sense.

>>169383403
>>169382985
>>169382923
uh oh

What was that site that lets you see when someone gets vacced?

>Really good with the AUG/SG
>Feel like such a lazy shitcunt for using it

Reminder to toggle down to nanohacks until this is all sorted out!

>>169385658
>damaging your economy for a gun that still does not 1-shot hs
Whew lad.

>>169385658
>being a girl in csgo

>>169386185
>implying I'd hit a hs anyway
Anyway the SG can still 1 tap someone and actually out damages the AK due to its 100% armor penetration.

>>169386325
Yeah that was talking about the aug. The SG is better than the AK but the price difference is not worth it and then you need to learn an extra spray pattern.

Anyone else here just get VAC banned? Been using the same hack for 3 years and just got 1taped by valve from nowhere. RIP $400 in skins .

>>169386387
Get rekt you cheating cunt

>>169386387
no bans here lad

>>169386430
>he thinks that people here are legit gamers and good.

>>169378041
>tfw people in this thread actually play mm

>>169386709
This. I just turn on streams and spend 2 hours in practice maps every day

>>169386531
I'm LE and have never cheated in my life.

>>169389316
>le
hello reddo

>>169377421
it's not stiff, it's just t h i c c

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>>169386387

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM

Here's the thing about hax, when you're not a sucky piece of shit you don't need them as much.

Having a small semblance of skill at the game is like it's own kind of cheating, it's fucking amazing bros.

I don't even care about hackers, the best is when scripters get OW banned for their 100% accurate bunnyhopping or recoil-less sprays and they genuinely think nobody will ever catch them.

>>169390216
How is it the best if they already did the crime?

>someone kills your dog
>yess they got a 500 dollar fine!!!

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>>169390109
>When you get called a hacker for the first time
I've finally made it lads

>>169390474
happens to me all the time in silver

>put sweater on
>too hot
>take sweater off
>too cold

umm gobabs?

>>169389316
Anyone who brags about their mm rank is bad since good players know mm is for people who don't take the game seriously. LE isn't even impressive. You have to be borderline retarded not be LEM/SMFC.

>>169390408
it's a virtual crime though, so it's more like they killed your virtual dog in a video game, and then whatever fancy dog killing accessories they've accrued gets taken away.

>>169390627
Strip down naked and cover yourself in semen.

>>169390627
have you tried taking your pants off?

>>169390474
I'm so fucking tired of one deaging 2-3 people in a DM server and hearing fat teenagers with prepubescent voices clicking violently to report me.

>>169390797
Thats what keeps me coming back to this game

>>169390627
Are you me? It's been like a siberian winter here the past few months and now it's like early spring but humid, fuck this shit. Not turning on my AC in February.

>>169390852
I mean it is funny, but it's just so fucking sad that there are people who play this game who genuinely think a deagle headshot is hard to do. Or that the deagle is a hard gun to use at all.

>>169390879
I cant wait for winter again. I'm tired of this heat. My computer is done too.

Wanna swap weater already?

Anyone here still use the discord? I used it a lot before but I'm a bit nervous going back if it's suddenly full of normalfags who came here during the last major.

>>169391006
Only faggots use discord. Same breed of person that uses a trip

>>169390797
Just use a legit config idiot.

Is low violence mode still removed? Been a while since I used it

>>169391345
-lv in launch options

>>169391706
Yeah its still gone.

Shame, was fun to fuck around with

>>169356991
not a bug, it's exactly how it should work

>>169386387
>cheating with expensive skins

>>169392053
I thought he was just fucking around at the start. But he is completely serious.

Are people really this dumb?

Banned for another 24 hours at top fragger because of Valve's stupid fucking broken kick system.

Love it when you can't call your team out on their shit because they are all fuck boys with each other.

I fucking hate neo-cs

>>169392907
I remember when I was new to csgo too.

>>169393083
>new
>5000 hours

Pick one

To be fair I haven't played since the new stupid fucking rank system so that could be part of the problem as well as my account isn't verified for prime matchmaking yet

>>169393154
>still playing mm at 5k hours

Literally a braindead retard.

>>169393271
There was nothing else available during beta you fucking moron

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> it's an "anon only found out there is a tournament going on because he randomly turned on twitch.tv and cs:go had more viewers than hearthstone" episode

>>169393154
I know that feel bro.
>play 600 hours of CSGO
>take a break to work harder on postdoc
>come back to CSGO
>new rank system
>want to play MM with my bros
>have to grind for literally days in shitty gamemodes just to get rank 3
>now stuck playing non-prime games where I have had at least one smurf in every match (I know because they are on my team and tell us without shame) and 3 spinbots in my last 10 matches

>>169393456
Thanks for reminding me there is a match on now.

>>169393447
>being illiterate on top of being a retard

No hope for you.

>>169393154
>>169393447
What rank and region?
You could try faceit/ESEA/whatever

>>169393760
I think you're the illiterate one. Like I said before I just returned after not playing for ages. I'm not going to come back and drop $$ on esea

>>169393906
see >>169393271

>>169393898
NA East, When I quit I was DMG now I'm in placement matches

>>169393968
Uh oh, someone caught you on your idiocy, time to play dumb!

>>169394006
>uh oh, I'm illiterate, and don't know what they're saying, time to play dumb!

>Using tec9/dualies on pistol deathmatch servers

If you do this please kill yourself

>>169394609
>dying to tec9
>dying to FUCKING DUALIES
jesus christ anon

>>169390931
>stand still
>enemy is standing still afk
>shoot
>misses
>shoot once more it again misses
>all in mid range
i mean valve could make it a bit more accurate because currently it sucks dick
i have better accuracy with five-seven crouching

>>169395615
Sounds like you are just shit

>>169395681
All right then.

>>169367486

AimTux can't be detected. VAC is Windows only.

Why do people troth so much over dust? Its an average map at best

>>169395815
I know right? Dust2 is way better.

>>169395894
Missed a letter. Dust2 a shit. Dust itself is fun and far better

>>169395963
hello reddo

What message pops up when someone cops a VAC ban midgame?

>>169397471
Player X left the game (VAC banned from secure server)

It's been a while since I last saw it though so it might have changed

>>169355572
I came here to shill it but somebody actually shilled it in time. Feels alright.

>>169397840
Ah so it does mention a ban then. Seen a couple of different vac errors pop up in MM recently,

>>169398039
The message "X has been permanently banned from official CS:GO servers" can also pop up, but I think that's for OW bans.

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JW being only LEM proves how broken MM rankings are.

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>>169377421
not sure if all logishit mice are like this but a few posters on /g/ has fraying cables (pic related) + (late response)

>>169398776
G502? Mine is fucked, has a loop of cord hanging out the braiding like that and the end that connects to the PC actually died. Had to cut up another USB cable and twist+tape to get it to work again

>>169398702
or how he hasn't played in ages
if he took it seriously he'd easily be global

On the topic of mice. What keybinds do you guys run?

I only have F2 bound to one of the buttons for rebuy and was trying to think of others I'd actually use.

>>169398702
Inactivity drop

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Help me.

>>169400368
What the fuck man

>>169400368
>>169400464
This game is dangerous. I was listening to a kid in MM today talk about how he lost $250 in skins via betting this week. Having that much then loosing it would've been inconceivable when I was 12

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Yesterday:
>Consistently trash teams
>"epic troles XD"
>Nigh everyone is a mic screecher
>Kicked once by a premade
>Have to carry hard every game
>Lost four games, tied one

Today:
>Consistently okay, and even some good teams
>Everyone is communicative
>0 people under twelve
>Don't have to carry hard, but end up #1 on scoreboard anyway

Why does this happen, /csgog/? Note that I have not changed skill group at all.

>>169401630
It's all happening in your delusional mind.

>>169401630
Luck.

Honestly I find weekends to be the best. Guess during the week all the good, non-underagedb& are too tired to play and just come out for 2 days of hardcore MM

https://youtu.be/04c6hMC6rhk

A multi billion dollar company made this game

is echofox going to get another cs team or nah?

>>169401630
Friday night where most adults are doing things and kids are stuck at home since friday night is 21+ vs people trying to not be hungover and all ages relaxing on the weekend.

When you can't talk in a comp game without getting kicked because your voice sounds like a fucking twelve year old boy even though you're a girl and you just wanna play the game

>>169402845
Moe said they're open to it but he doesnt want to invest the time to rebuild it since he would be the one to.

>>169403548
fuck off roastie

>>169403548
No body cares

>>169403548
tfw no bf(female) to play cs with

Any oldfags here, can someone remember that movie where everyone just doing stunts like jumps, headshots etc.?

Background music has dying to live/I want to live lyrics on it?

>>169403580
Boggles my mind how anyone would put moe in a position like that. He's a braindead mongoloid.

>>169403876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivooWzGh8ho
?

What's the best looking vanilla knife?

>>169404382
what do you mean

bayo and m9 obv

>>169404350
It was 1.3. IIRC the video mostly showed de_dust and de_dust2.

The vid goes like this, they do stunts like two guys walking parralelly one being on top on the first part and on the second part is mostly spoofs from their stunts.

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HOW DO YOU GET BETTER AT CSGO

>>169403548
I met girls in mm mg1-mge tier, literally nobody paid any attention

>>169406406
2 hours every day for the rest of the year

>>169399912
F - flashbang
T - molly
4 - he
caps lock - smoke

yo does anyone know when katowice is starting?

>>169406792
mouse4 - flash
mouse5 - smoke
x - molly
c - he

true masterrace

>>169399912
Mouse 5: say "gg" in allchat
Mouse 6: say "team shit" in allchat
Mouse 7: say "team going a" in allchat
Mouse 8: say "team going b" in allchat
Mouse 9: say "team mid" in allchat

>>169407041
>>169406792

middle click - clear decals
mouse 5 - smoke
spacebar - molly
v - flash
c - he

>>169407051
Which one types out the navy seal copypasta into allchat?

>>169407041
>>169407332
how do you guys spam "Cheer!" and "Affirmative"

also, what key for ingame voice?

>>169407532
>also, what key for ingame voice?
v or space

>>169407532
v for voice

>>169407532
I use x

>>169390216
Scripters don't get banned

See the hounanagoug YouTuber. Literally admitted it in a video and no ban

Reminder of one of the best moments in cs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJxq53At75M

How do I get better? I play on aim servers but they are full of fucking people that have 2000+ hours and kill me in less then second, so I spend most of time on spec then in game. TDM's are pure autism, everybody running and gunning. Casuals are always who get most AWP first win.

>>169395963
Spoken like a complete novice to d1

That map is 12-3 CT sided and not fun at all if both teams don't suck. Literally more CT sided than old nuke

>>169408849
Switch to gamer food.

>>169408580
i remember when cbble was a good map...

>>169409054
No Doritos here.

>>169360720
doesn't matter, valve put a stop to skin betting #ripcsgolounge

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE AT THIS GAME

TELL ME THE SINGLE MOST OBSCURE YET INCREDIBLY INVALUABLE TIP THAT YOU HAVE LEARNED TO MAKE YOU THIS AMAZINGLY GREAT AT CSGO

>>169415151
genetics

>>169415151
autism and ritalin.

>>169415151
having a gf(male)

>>169415151
BUYING BETTER SKINS MAKES YOU BETTER AT GOTARD

>>169415151
Practice