Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Reminder that homosexuality is vain hedonism and as such is a cancer on society.

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Nice game dotards.

>3 matches and call it a day
nice fucking lan chinks

dota will never die

next incarnation will be as a custom map for warcraft 4

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>queue for game
>spot something i dislike
>well i didnt want to play anyway
>instantly go mid and feed

can somebody PLEASE give a legit advice on how to stop it?

no "just stop playing bro XDD" reddit shit.

i need help.
i hate this game but continue playing it.

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WHERE ARE YOU FROG1?!

>>169229901
uninstall you retard

>>169229901
just ward his jungle

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>>169230113
RIGHT HERE MY MAN

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I want to dedicate this thread to QoP

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>>169230113
>>169231135
GIVE FROG3

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>>169231385
Find the person who owns this frog, we need more pictures of the frog.

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>>169231385
there is no frog 3

THERE IS NO FROG 3

T H E R E I S N O F R O G 3
H
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N
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F
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>>169231525
>>169231592
WHAT DO I DO NOW

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>>169231525
tfw he is probably dead by now

could someone give me some broodmother tips?

>>169231860
dont afk in your lane 24/7

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>>169228970
>My SF last hits like a pro and rotates amazingly.
>Their mid can barely Raze to save their life and can't ult worth a shit

>My Luna stack camps with her Hotd creep and has impeciable map sense.
>Their carry just pushes the wave to tower non stop and ults near creeps.

>Our timber has mapwide presence
>Meanwhile enemy suicide lane Bristleback is underleveled and underfarmed

Explain this Dotards!

>>169231860
I can give you this tip *unzips dick*

>>169231956
its a beta

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Could someone explain to me WHY is the massless field flux NOT limiting itself ???

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Reminder to do at least 20 mins of cardio a day dotards!

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So who is there to watch right now? Watching EE fuck himself is only so entertaining.

>>169229638
imagine neo-blizzard making warcraft 4
it would be such an abomination

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Digital Chaos is gonna WIN WIN WIN!

>>169232202
Because you were ricing like my ancestors did but you died to Lone Druid twice so he ended up finish's 3 items from those kills and give his bear a nice Keenfolk steak.

>no female keen hero
>no female goblin hero
>no female oglodi hero
we need more monster waifus

>>169233436
there's 7 billion people in the world
they can't find people with ideas?
i can't believe the shit they've done to the lore to make money

they should do the 100 years later trick, when all the shitty used up story lines are in the past, though some creatures will live through that

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>>169234069
>no difficult female hero
DODARDES?

>>169234403
is that Lil? also
>vp literally nowhere to be found after consecutive loses after boasting they are the best
most JUST team of 2016?

I don't care what anyone says. Offlane invoker is viable!!

>>169234537
Bone-chan shut the fuck up.

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>>169232292
IM GOING TO KISS YOU SOFTLY LYRALEI!

>>169234537
I'm glad this shit popped up before I quit Dota. I saw it several times in 6.88 and it was funny every time.

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>>169234515
yeah, they weren't the most flexible team outside some of lil's pocket strats and probably got figured out

However nothing but TI really matters. Knowing the frog neither visage or zet will become relevant heroes by then though.

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give me a (You) when esports starts thanks

>>169234225
>they can't find people with ideas?
its not that they cant find people with ideas, its just a better use of their money to not make warcraft 4 after the disaster SC2 was.

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>>169234679
U ARE NOT GONNA KISS HER QT

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>>169235453
I AM AND I ALREADY HAVE!

>>169235397
>Kerrigan abandoned Jim
worst ending ever like fuck you reeeeeeeee

intense homo passions itt
not that i'm judging

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>>169235453
>>169235591
This pleases spaghetti vase.

>>169231860
go mid
hide in webs
if no other heroes are nearby, emerge to feast on delicious creeps
repeat until game ends

>>169235057
VP chokes at TI too though

>play two games each with a russian 4 man premade
>they report me because they dislike westerners (playing on EU W)
>get LP because of 8 reports
I thought you guys said party reports only count as one? well im officially done with this pos game.

>>169236005
never gotten a report from russians 'because they don't like westerners'
you probably suck

good riddance

>Valve turning this game into Heroes of the Storm didn't bring in new players
>Just drove off long time players

When will Icefrog realize his grave mistake and roll back 7.00?

>>169236141
he should just fix jungle creep respawn timer

>>169236109
Won both games so yeah "i probably just suck" lol enjoy your dead game that third world countries only play

>>169236141
>When will Icefrog realize his grave mistake and roll back 7.00?

What is triggering your autism so?

>>169236141
>turning a dead game into a more dead game
that's icefrogs fault , if he turned dota into lol instead of dota to hon then probably it won't be as dead like now compared to before.

>>169236005
>I thought you guys said party reports only count as one?

literally nobody said that

its another reddit alternative fact

>>169236431
I have read it in the gulag several times, guess i just got trolled. nice game where a solo queue player is unable to do anything when playing with shitty premades.

Has anyone here ever managed to make roaming support invoker work?

I usually steal some xp from the offlaner and then go roam with ice wall and cold snap

>>169236674
stay 0mmr

>>169234515
As all third worlders, russians get drunk on success very quickly.
They won summit so they started slacking off. They aren't "hungry" anymore.

Also 9pasha is way to mediocre player for an offlaner.

You can have shit players as carry or 5. Never as offlaner.

>>169236829
I don't think pasha was a major problem, he was pretty bad for a while after role transition but in the more recent events he's been a fairly solid player for them.

>>169236141
Icefrog isn't developing the game anymore dude.

guys i have a new game idea
its called SADIM mode.

Everyone cant buy any items except from consumables and had to end the game at that state.

on a serious note, i think midas mode is complicated and just a hyped up goldmine of boredom.

>>169237085
>buy all items first
>just farm levels all game

nah, doesn't sound fun

>>169237085
>Everyone cant buy any items except from consumables and had to end the game at that state.

ARDM basically already investigated what you'd get. Which is literally everyone on a team just getting blink, eblade, dagon, boots of travel, necrobook, and 1 optional hero/composition dependent item

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>why is tiny going offlane
>well I guess void will be fine safe, fuck we need a support
>I'll go ogre since they get a lot from attack speed
>void goes brown boots linkens
>tiny goes blink dagon
>-30

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Why doesn't the game just end when you get megas? I think that to end the game should either need to kill ancient OR kill all three sets of barracks.

>b-but muh comebacks
Just a meme. This never happens.

>Get tired of peruvians ruining games on USE
>Decide to pay them with their own coin and ruin their games on peru server
>Can't bring myself to feed because everyone is nice and tries to win

I don't understand.
Why are all immigrants such fucking scum of earth and those who live in their place of birth actually nice people?

>>169238121
>I didn't watch TI6: The post

>>169238225
When peru sends us their players they aren't sending their best.

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>>169237883
>ember spirit on my team goes old damage build
>"game is dragging on so I guess that's fine"
>furion bloodthorns him from invis and kills him with literally 2 actions for at least the 5th time
>"you should get a manta or bkb so you don't die all the time while splitpushing"
>"wtf are you high manta es lol"
>"▶Need 4899 gold for daedalus"
>-26

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>>169238358
>but the middle east literally is

really makes you think

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>>169238121
IM GOING TO PAT UR HEAD!

>>169238225
most peruvians you play with are 14 year olds in an internet cafe. if they aren't getting the instant gratification of an easy stomp then they'll just feed or abandon to get the most out of their...sol.

At this point Lone Druid needs to be deleted from the game almost as badly as Techies

POST MMR GRINDING TUNES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtPTvyjtx3g

Linuxbros. What is the best torrenting software if I want to avoid becoming part of the botnet?

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>player_behavior_score_last_report: 7960

>>169238741
>icefrog literally can't delete heroes because $35 cosmetics

>>169238958

Whatever
Just temporarily give him NP's skillset for the time being until a brand new skillset can be devised. That would effectively delete him from the game

>>169238914
that's what you get for speaking spanish on an american server breh

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>>169238883
>posts on an imageboard that knowingly tracks your IP
>wants to avoid becoming a part of the botnet
i know ur trolling but heres your (WEW)

>>169238883
doesn't /g/ have a wiki for precisely this sort of shit?

So basically Bristleback, Enchantress, PL, Brood, and Nature's Prophet literally only exist now to punish people who random?

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I forget dotards, which team are Our Guys at Starladder?

>>169239657
yes, but you missed arc warden

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>>169239881
i dont have any matumbaman pictures but it's team Liquid and maybe OG

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>>169240081
>i dont have any matumbaman pictures
unacceptable

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>>169238914
>dropped to 7.5k behavior score
>tfw player_behavior_score_last_report: 9295

nice

>>169238830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o6E6Qi59aM

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>>169240402
WTF is that thing?

>>169240708
Just squid

>>169240708
a kid]/spoiler]

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>playing doter at 4K mmr
>guy picks invoker
>asks for 2 tangos and a ward
>I give it to him, I'm playing silencer support
>safelane goes well
>I got a 4 min haste rune and gank mid
>invoker has a huge advantage in both levels and gold
>he singlehandedly manages to fuck up mid game, tilts like the dummy he is, and throws the game
>check dotabuff after game
>49% winrate overall
>47% winrate on invoker

This game is so stupid...

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>>169240776
why does it have lights?

>>169240998
loads of squid have lights yo

don't hate based squid

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>>169240998
imagine seeing light in the abyss
:^)

>>169241302
this is my new waifu

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>tfw no lovecraftian squid hero

>>169241759
>leviathan the tidehunter

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>>169241759
;_;

>>169240402

>posting Kelly

SPOILER THAT SHIT

>no sweaty feet hero

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>5 mins till ESPORTS

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Liquid will never lose!

Kuro don't disappoint me my boy

>corrupt update file

haha
thangs

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>>169242392
HELLO?

some arabs

We are all Arabs on this blessed day

>500 mb update
Anywhere i can look up what's it about?

>>169243448

dota2hats.biz

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>>169243448
in my pants

>>169243154
hey!

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>>169243405
Where's our arab gone?

This fucking audio delay

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>watching alliance get raped
it's an acquired fetish

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FY not looking to good

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will he ever return to form?

>>169243857
being shackled to the vici org does that to you

It's fucking 3 in the morning and now the shitty stream fucks up all the time and the audio is constantly out of sync. Fuck China

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lets go boys

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Cute host!

>>169244535
>that bulge
uhh dotards

>>169244530
me on the left

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>>169244343
At this point i treat the incompetence of chinese production value as a form of comedic relief more than anything.

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DOTA should have a surrender function, prove me wrong

>>169244535
I think sheever is a cutie, but nowhere near the sort of pretty that a lot of autistic virgins in this general try to make her out to be

I'd love to rub that """"""""tummy""""""""

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>tfw liquid 2013 squad will never play together again

>>169244735
If you play dota you've already lost.

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what's with the coats

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>>169244735
how about I polish your bones instead

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>>169244816
>sleepy kuro

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>just a quick series before bed

>>169244816
The Fin in full winter clothing, meanwhile MindControl in a T-Shirt, do Fat People never get cold?

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>>169244735

Surrender?!

And you call yourself a skeleton!

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>>169244984
I always liked Naga games, am I the only one?

whats the minimum amount of heros you need to be good with?

>>169244816

probably because the crowd numbers in the teens and despite it being 44F there they are saving money by not heating the place

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>>169245074
all of them

>>169245074
I raised 1500ish mmr playing 3 heroes

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>>169245074
4

>>169245064
Well you're a jobless, friendless NEET probably so
yes?

>>169245064
No I love the occasional Naga Game, be it on carry or support. I think it's always entertaining how top teams use her Ult

>>169245074
1, just play Mirana every game

>>169245306
But I hate naga games.

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>audio out of sync again

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>Merlini

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meme hair

>>169245074
Atleast 1 per position. Versatility is key if you want to win every game and situation.

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>>169244876
who let you out of your sex cage Trax?

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>lyrical's shirt cuffs are entirely inside his jacket

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mind_control is a big guy

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>>169245525
>Merlini hair
is that to go BEYOND JUST?

OH BOY LYRICAL, AKA MALE ANNEEDROID, IS CASTING

COUNT HOW MANY TIMES HE SAYS "GONNA BE" IF YOU CAN COUNT THAT HIGH LOL

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>>169245573
U U U U

>>169245674
hey dont talk about mommymilk that way

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>>169245538
akasha

>firstblood audio before its actually shown

ROTK LET THIS GUY ON THE TEAM LMAO

are we dead

>matumbaman

it was a mistake the nyx didnt just keep bodyblocking matu, they wouldve easily killed with the spin damage alone instead of letting storm get involved and die

why is everyone so fucking bad at dota lmao

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>>169245964
im going to punish you drow

>>169246753
no NA teams :^)

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>panic ult before dying

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>>169247030
>he actually just keeps dropping the rock everytime he dies

Chinese dota at its finest here

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Group B best Group.

>run away from fire then use carapace
Is this team supposed to be a joke?

I miss when china used to smoke gank ancient stacks

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>>169247320
shes cute! wheres the picture from?

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>Battlefury
>not HotD + Maelstrom

what the shit

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gg shitquid

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>Liquid

I will never doubt the rotk/fy/fenrir combo again

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When do the GOOD teams play?

umm why is orange playing carry?

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>>169247934
2 hours

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>tfw it's my birthday tomorrow and no one even remembered

>>169248427
how do you know they forgot if it isnt your birthday yet?

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>freeze

this guy is crazy

sdorm sbirit :-DDDDDDD

Lane-losing mids is the new meta I guess. EE, ana, Freeze, Jabz. Just let them get ganked while all the other lanes win, then make space for your crappy mid to farm and end the game with a godlike streak.

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nice production dotards

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>>169248923
>mfw this is my mid playstyle

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>>169249007
this drow is T H I C C

>>169247664

wow, who's the qt mate?

>>169249096
Fly's dad?

what did Naga even do this game?

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>>169249386
sleep doturd

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>tfw comeback

GIVE ME BACK THE OLD DOTA NOW

I just want Puck to be good.

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I fucking love Defense of the High Ground 2

both team choke so hard

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>the dota 2 gulag

>>169250340
first game of the day dude it doesnt count

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does anyone else still need to look up the Talents for most of the heroes? Like I dont know what Naga's level 25 talents are

Liquid really got hit hard by amphetamine tolerance.

>>169250505
I'm watching in-game so I can do that whenever, but yeah, most of them suck and aren't memorable.

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>>169250505
I don't even watch anymore I just have it on in the background and come in here to bump the thread from reaching page 10

>tat naga ulti

>>169250882
45 second cooldown
who gives a fuck throw it out for anything

If it were SingSing on the Mirana, Liquid would've already won.

Liquid playing with my heart

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>>169251130
adelaide?

>>169251130
i dont think its miranas fault the game is going on like this m8

MIND = CONTROLLED
ROCK = DROPPED

i dont care what anyone says, this game has been awesome

its been 4v5 for the first 30 minutes, and during that time liquid were getting wrecked, but she comes online and even 2 racks down they're still in it. goddamn i love this game

>>169251130
adelaide...

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>this game is a shitshow

WHEN IS MY BOY MISERY GONNA PLAY

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>>169251273
>>169251443
Adelaide

holy shit are they actually doing it?

wtf chink

>>169251642
adelaide stop shitposting so much

>>169251712
322 vs 322

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>>169251642
STOP!
STOP WITH THIS ADELAIDE SHIT RIGHT NOW
IT'S FUCKING RUINING THIS CORPSE OF A THREAD

PERKELE

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>>169251642
post feet

>>169241302
Wow a bioluminescent abyssal onahole.

>three (3) 9k (nine thousand) mmr players
>struggling against a tier 5 team
what went wrong with liquid?

>tfw you've actaully missed rat doto
yeah icefrog fucked up big time

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>this game is still going on
D O T A R D S ?

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>>169251642
here's a R A R E SingSing for you adelaide!

>>169252073
SPOILER THAT SHIT

2 HOUR GAME! 2 HOUR GAME! 2 HOUR GAME! 2 HOUR GAME!

>throwlympics

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>post yfw every game of dota is going to be like this now (sans naga)

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>tfw always liked Adelaide and sometimes reply to her (male) post
>recently it's getting out of hand
>starting to get annoyed
>planning on filtering Adelaide and singsing
STOP IT YOU FUCKING ANIME FAGGOT I DON'T WANT TO FILTER YOU BUT YOURE FORCING ME TO DO IT

>core dies
>BUYBACK
>fight ends
BUYBACK WAS A MISTAKE

Adelaide doesn't even post that much.

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>>169252275
>he doesn't worship his ded general's avatarfagging overlord

>>169238225
? Impossible, they ALWAYS trashtalking you, even if you are a 'compatriota' peruvian

>>169252275
I installed 4chanx just to filter him. It's gay as fuck and I don't want to post on reddit

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>>169252275
>tfw pretty much only go on /d2g/ to reply to Adelaide

>>169252267
you mean exciting? If naga wasn't in this game, liquid loses at minute 30, easy. There's been a kill in literally every minute of this game (70 minutes, 91 kills), what are you arguing?

if this was EG they would win with Mega Creeps but I dont believe in Liquid

kuro should get blink desu

>>169238225
t. el peruANO

>>169252559
If Liquid had a hero other than Naga they wouldn't have been losing by minute 30 because it wouldn't be 4v5

322
644
966
1288
1610

>Juggernaut has had MKB for half an hour
>Mirana builds a Butterfly
?

>Miracle on Mirana
>Lose

>Singsing in Mirana
>Win

Really makes you think...

>>169252695
really makes me Adelaide?

>>169252559
Naga tends to make more exciting games, but you can't pretend that it isn't easy to make the game go past 50 minutes at this point and i blame the combination of shrines, gaining levels quicker, and comeback gold

>they pick omni
>instantly pick rubick

how ppd are you, d2g?
tell me

>>169252751
>Adelaiding posts without Maki

>>169252695
i like sing man but i doubt he could just win this game by himself

wow that was anticlimatic

>>169252898
because liqshit lost?
lmao

fuck was that camera

>>169236829
>You can have shit players as carry or 5. Never as offlaner.
can you elaborate more?

>>169252943
no because Miracle died offscreen

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wow im really feelin the hype

>>169252623
also true
>>169252754
and ill agree here, at least in the higher levels/mmr/professional scene. shrines help you recover easily, but they, in my opinion, are used more in emergency situations, for fights and huge defenses. i love the changes, it encourages more fighting and picking heroes who can just run at your face instead of Naga/AM/Alchemist every single game

>>169252943
>Observer focuses on Nyx and Naga dicking around while VGJ kills rest of Liquid offscreen

>Best match of the year so far
>Thread is dead

Knew this would happen but It still saddens me

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>OBSERVER GO UP THERE

>3 9k players
>lose to ROTK

VGJ IS DREAM TEAM

>>169253104
9k eu = 5k sea desu

anyone watching ingame want to tell us how Liquid managed to feed 3 BKB heroes in 5 seconds?

>>169253057
>a Naga game goes late

Yeah, real exciting

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My boys old captain and fy taking out the eurotrash

Game 2 is going to be hype or have hype throws, I can feel lit

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>adelaide is d2g's longest lived meme

we literally are badscv

>>169253103
especially hilarious because he was actually concerned, frustrated and frantic, didn't feel like he said that for the laughs

How the fuck did Liquid get so bad?

imagine being the observer in this match and realizing you just blew your chance in getting invited to TI

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game one sucked balls my dudes

>>169253207
fenrir dropped the rock which goes through bkb

>>169253268
I was watching in game. Did he really not look at Dire base that entire time?

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if you enjoyed that game then kill yourself right now

>>169253368
nope, he didn't catch a single kill in dire base.

>>169253383
better than the typical 30 minute stampedes of modern dota

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>shitquid
>good

europe in flames lmao

>>169253268
Don't worry, chinese nepotism will get him to seattle

>"there is less stupid dotaer"

loving every second

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>>169253494
~20 minutes is the perfect length for a proper esports match get with the times dotards

>>169253383
fuck you, I enjoyed watching a team with 3 sandniggers lose.

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>thread is more alive after the match is over than during the match
..dotards?

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>tfw real Adelaide is sleeping

IMPOSTORS!!!

>>169253635
watching in game because my drowsy 2k mmr map awareness is better than that shitter.
The english cast option even says "use cn observer"

>>169253635
busy waiting for that one meme moment to shitpost

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>coming soon
w-what's coming soon dotards?

>>169253635
Well I can't shitpost both here AND on twitch while watching the game at the same time

its 5 fucking AM in EU and this tournament is run by chinks, I dont give 2 fucks about starseries.

And if you check the numbers I am not the only one. Literally 0 hype

>>169253861
:)

>>169253597
>hating a team because of race
GH-God is the sort of person who would pull you out of your burning house, then ask you where you keep your bankbook so he can go back in and get it for you.

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Sheever is looking cute

cuteee

>slacks liked this throw clown fiesta
sounds about right

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>d2g absolutely infested with animeNEETs

>panel fake hyping the shit out of a Naga game that was filled with dumbass plays

it could have been 40 minutes if VG.J had their shit together

>sheever not posting picks of todays dress
what a fucking tease

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>tfw horse fetish
>tfw Sheever has fooled everyone into thinking she is human
this is why God made evolution

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>>169254062
wtf i love horses now

i hope gaben gives these chinks the boot
>miss last fight of game
>black screen during game
>interupt panel with loading creen

>>169254242

barren pussy

>>169254271
not a valve event cuckster

>>169254271
gaben gives 0 fucks, its chink tournament not controled by Valve.

>>169254271
It's not a valve tournament, 3rd party tourneys like SL and ESL are practically advertisements to them

>>169254285
more like pure

This wouldn't be happening if yames were still around
He knew how to keep shitty chink producers in line

>>169254285
>>169254430
does she have a dick or not

underlord, awesome

>>169254591
someone post it

wait they are outside? They have fucking jackets and hats

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>>169254591
yes it's huge

>>169253940
sure... but he'd also be the one who started the fire, because we all know they love to start fires.

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Jorien ''Sheever'' van der Heijden

>>169254694
It costs money to heat up an entire stadium in the winter, and very clearly slavladder are cutting corners
[Coming soon]

>>169254793
its in chink land

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how do we bring back the rat dota meta boys

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>>169254856
just buff the right heroes

>>169254856
how do we bring back pocket strats

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what did they mean by this?

>>169254856
11 degrees in Shanghai rn, the stadium is a gymnasium

>adelaide still hasn't been range banned after all these years

>>169254983
merlini is a chink

>>169254983
ching chong merlini

>team liquid's draft
jesus

>>169255178
>>169255135

watch it with the words friend

>>169255290
right I forgot we need to respect the based memedrafter of antiracism

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This game just got exciting.

do you think sheever ever masturbates to the knowledge that dotards masturbate to her?

>2hr20m in
>one game done
Lordy

>>169255373
speak for yourself retard

>>169255373
you bet she blasts her bean every night my man, she plays videogames, very well known fact grill gamers are chronic masturbators

>rotk

MATUMBAMAN WHAT THE FUCK

>9k awareness

IS
LETTING
YOUR
MID
GET
GANKED
THE
NEW
META

liquid getting punished for the bm* terrorblade mid pick

*bad mannered, not to be confused with beastmaster, also often abbreviated as "bm"

>Carry Timber
>18cs at 6 minutes

just like my pubs

is picking nonmeta heroes the new meta?

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big deal

>>169256060
He's gettign hero cs

>putting a hero with LOLNOHP agaist a hero who shits out magic damage in mid

Liquid are so smart.