God Emperor edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Discord: https://www.killurselves.com/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
WILL DC RUN IT BACK?
IS MOON SHIT AT CLOCK?
THESE ANSWERS NEXT TIME ON....
Sheever
>>169271728
post MORE
>>169271715
DEEEE TWOOOOO GEEEE
>Valve chooses a shitty gopnik vodka building for Major.
>Valve lets scam site get the tickets who then sell it to sharks.
>Valve lets Chink steal a developer key for years and do nothing about it.
roflmao
>>169271580
Better BAT
>>169271603
No because they're being paid to pretend the game isn't dogshit
>better than bulldog in the day
Bulldog moved on, Sheever is still trying to
>>169271715
moon was 2nd highest hero damage that game, he did fine. Most of the hooks he missed were irrelevant in the grand scheme of the game
>>169271756
>>169271775
>brew is good at something like killing buildings
>fix that
Heh you're a nice guy
>>169271769
rich people don't care about such trivial thingsI wish I was rich as Gabe ;-;
DC??
>>169271880
>a violent drunk is good at destroying property
hmmm really makes me think
CAN OUR ALL AMERICAN UKRAINIAN BOY DO IT?
>>169271880
No, brew AND invoker are good at killing buildings. Alacrity is a free rapier and moon shard with 70% uptime, on a hero with 9 other great spells. They could've done that with a fucking necro creep
>>169272003
>They could've done that with a fucking necro creep
Retard
incase anyone was wondering, the Earth Panda has a building damage multiplier that is literally 10x stronger than LD
banning brew
U scare DC?
>Brew is now first ban material
I think Wings wasted a strat on a honeypot
>BREWMASTER SUCKS
t. /d2g/
Misery is looking more and more like his old man
Msiery should have done no ban strat
>>169272003
because a necro creep deals 300% bonus damage to buildings rofl
>>169272003
t. 4k mmr professional dota player of gulag>>169272003
t. 4k mmr professional dota player of gulag>>169272003
t. 4k mmr professional dota player of gulag>>169272003
t. 4k mmr professional dota player of gulag
>Brew
>FIRST BAN
why w33ranger 2nd pick?
>>169272158
Alacrity brew is gonna be fucking cancer
dota 2 might be dead, but its not ads-on-google level dead
>>169272356
its okay, Brewmaster is a game losing hero:^)
>windrunner
DC, please. PLEASE stop doing this to us. It hurts to watch this.
First you pick fucking carry Venge which we all know is an auto-lose strat against NP, now you're back to picking fucking WR.
Just stop these fucking memedrafts
>windrunner
why? literally one of the worst heroes in ever
>>169272238
>dumb kumikoposter thinks he knows what goes inside minds of dota gods
pls delete your embarassing post
>>169272327
autism, pinoy please leave
GOD FUCKING DAMM WINDRUNNER AGAIN
>every bear hero was banned
what did they meme by this?
TRAVEX INC
>>169272387
>First you pick fucking carry Venge
ayyy
desu it only works REALLY well with alacrity, earth panda has 90 damage and maxed alacrity gives him 115 more. That's a big fucking deal, you can't pull the retarded shit from last game only with attack speed.
Is there a channel with non shit retarded casters?
>>169272586
>d2g filled with faggot homers wishing all their teams weren't so shitty
china > you
Is this game just over before it even begins, christ
PUDKE
ohboy
dc got this
>>169272586
russian one, you wouldnt understand them anyway
>>169272652
>wanting to listen to 2k reddit casters
2-0 for wings
fucking dc.
official list of garbage heroes
>windrunner
>brew
>nature's prophet
>enchantress
>gyrocopter
>huskar
>tusk
>elder titan
>phoenix
>undying
>phantom lancer
>templar assassin
>riki
>monkey king
>razor
>viper
>spectre
>shadow shaman
>bane
>qop
>dark seer
>invoker
>visage
>winter wyvern
>ancient apparation
Best hero coming through
how did i know wings would pick pudge
>>169272545
THEY DID IT AGAIN
WHY DO YOU DO THIS
WHY DO YOU PICK THIS AUTOLOSE HERO
SLARK
>>169272698
Remove riki, one of the HOLY TRINITY of supports.
Also where is TEGGIES?
>>169272698
>phoenix
>undying
>wyvern
>aa
>bad
found the mid or feed shitter
rare Sheever
>>169272831
>not
>picked
>at
>prodota
shit
heroes
for
redditor2cucks
>>169272698
half of these heroes are only bad if all the players in the game is bad
hence, I proclaim that the possibility of YOU being bad, is very high!
what say ye?
just fuck my courier up, senpai
>misery WR
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING MEMEDRAFT
FUCKING DC
>giving wings terrorblade
??
>>169272857
Daysu senpaitchi ape lord isn't in CM, the rest are pretty accurate
>>169272893
I'll bet you random and lose games, nigger
>>169272698
https://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/meta
official
>>169272968
I bet I'm a much better player than you anon
is Slark still OP or not?
DC is exposed
they were a shitty team all along
>windranger
now this is a shit hero that does nothing
>AND a slark
slark in 7.0x is bad dc lost
>>169272993
I'll bet you're not
>>169272809
riki is shit, people figured out how to deal with him roaming
>>169272831
phoenix is garbage and does no damage and his skills are fucking underwhelming as shit he was the only hero that came out worse than he was before 7.00
undying is shit he does nothing and falls into irrelevance after the horn spawns. support/offlane terrorblade is better if you want to end the game quick and better for killing people
wyvern is garbage at all levels the game has gotten way more mobile and stunning your carry for 4 seconds is fucking stupid
aa is trash, does nothing at all and only counters abaddon and alchemist
>>169272893
I have 5400 australian matchmaking rating which is like 11k on your shitty eu or na server.
>>169273000
he never was
>>169273000
>still OP
hasn't been OP in years.
>>169273057
>australian
my neurons are outta control!
>>169273057
>aussie poster
REPORT AND MOVE ON
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
RED ALERT
Stay calm. Do as has been practiced.
>>169272698
>monkey king
>invoker
>dark seer
>garbage heroes
LOCK HIM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
>>169273125
How many other consonants are undefeated on true land?
How many other countries have 3k pubs that can realibly beat european "ti winners"?
>>169273042
>Slark is bad
But I see """people""" in the gulag crying about him all the time, how can he be bad?
>>169273057
>ausnigger
>the only region that has produced zero professionals
>good
Literally one step from canada on the cuckold food chain
>>169273218
How much petrol have you been sniffing you brain damaged cunt? Learn how to type.
>>169273227
2k mmr dumb niggers, what do you expect
gg wings 2-0
>>169273247
>>169273265
not an argument
What are some good starter heroes to get a friend of mine started?
>>169273334
nice meme fucking idiot
kill yourself
>>169273247
Ana?
>>169273057
>phoenix does no damage
if you're not trash and you can land all 4 spirits it does just under 2000 damage. with veil it does above 2000.
undying and phoenix also both have huge anti enigma/tide/dark seer ultis, super important for stopping teamfight lineups from succeeding. undying is also the ultimate laning support as decay is op.
wyvern is secretly a great offlane core and no one utilizes deso/aghs/bloodthron/maelstrom build. farm a midas from the backline of your lane with w and become super fucking rich, then right click everyone from a mile away.
>aa only counters abaddon and alchemist
and every other hero in the game that heals. obviously important against dazzle/huskar, omni, oracle. and every single one of apparitions spells are underrated. one stun/root/euls confirms a second stun with cold feet, weaver/aa is a great early laning combo because of chilling touch. and vortex is a huge utility spell that no one can do shit about. aa is basically good cm.
I win games constantly with all of these heroes, you're just bad buddy.
FROM DOWNTOWN
>>169273390
>i win my shitty pubs that nobody but shitters take seriously
wow
congratz
mean while when you actually play to win and for money
suddenly
nobody even considers those shit heroes
because, they're fucking garbage
>>169273334
No shit it wasn't an argument, I was advising you to stop typing like you were dyslexic, you mong.
>>169273373
Lich
Can winter stop sucking the collective nutsack of wings?
Why is Crystal Maiden even a thing?
Hell why do people make HER the rep of supports of all heroes asides form the "lol cute girl" (despite onyl a few being worthy of being called cute)?
>>169273390
Good lord this redditor
>MUH
>TWO THOUSAND DAMAGE
Yeah, and you need a guy standing still for SIXTEEN SECONDS to do that damage.
Morenlikely you'll just hit one or two people with it once.
>AA counters heals
Great fucking deduction captain fucking nigger retard, instead of stopping their healing from working how about you just fucking outright murder them with a shadow blade and right clicks, god you're fucking stupid
>>169273535
>ice mage archetype
>blonde bimbo archetype
>big tits
>gives mana to people
>lots of CC
She checks a lot of boxes.
>pick easy cc hero for moon
>win
????
>>169273390
>sand king does 5000 damage with sand storm
>crystal maiden does 12000 damage with freezing field
nice meme that happens once in never
the egg dies too fast in the land of dragon lance and echo sabres as well
aa does nothing outside of his ult other than tickling people with cold feet, slowing your carry's attack speed and providing a tiny amount of vision with ice vortex
you're obviously a 4k us mmr shitter who thinks you're the next dendi or suma1l and don't have any valuable opinions
>>169273447
>if pros don't draft them during pro matches they must be shit
flawless logic, everyone should only play luna sd.
>>169273560
>wah i can't hit flaming spirits unless my opponent doesn't move because i'm bad
keep crying
>muh shadowblade
holy shit ppd here
>>169273615
>>if pros don't draft them during pro matches they must be shit
Yes. Finally you learned, you fucking shitter.
>>169273390
>wyvern is secretly a great offlane core
lmao, 0 ms, 0 armor and base hp, 0 trade potential (50 sec cd at lvl one is this a joke?), DOGSHIT neutral clearing capabilities untill lvl 3 + 2 clarities and even then its subpar at best
how the fuck is a solo wyvern ever going to get past lvl 1 in the offlane?
and if you are in a dual lane, how the fuck is the wyvern ever going to be able to go in for lasthits with that dogshit dmg, range and survivability?
inb4 ''I fly into trees and hide for levels while enemy support roams my mid and gets FREE exp from stacking/pulling and the enemy carry freefarms ^^'' yeah thats some game winning stuff anon
>>169273615
Then give us some fucking evidence that you've done it, cocksucker. Either you're unironically using maphacks or are playing against some braindead nonwhites who couldn't dodge slow projectiles to save their insignificant lives
>>169273606
>the egg dies too fast
with talents, not even huskar can solo kill an egg. i mean, it sounds like you're bad at decision making.
>>169273645
literally pros don't draft new or different shit in 7.00 because they're terrified of experimenting in a meta they don't understand you claude
>be slardar offlane
>3rd highest networth on your team, 4th highest overall 18 minutes into the game
what do you get next?
still get dagger -> force staff -> bkb / lotus?
or do you transit into a semi-carry with armlet / bkb after blink?
>>169273713
>waah they're afraid I know better because I beat absolute gigaretards and account buyers in my 1k mmr bracket
the sign of dunnin kruger
>>169273731
Dagger force staff into shadow blade, ixmike does it well.
>>169273684
a) use your w for last hits
b) farm a midas
c) profit
>>169273749
>>169273686
>i'm actually astounded at all this defensive crying because they can't land easy spellz. true gulagites.
>>169273713
>with talents, not even huskar can solo kill an egg. i mean, it sounds like you're bad at decision making.
Because everyone starts the game at level 25 you colossal shit stain.
Because you're still running around going for solo ganks when you're level 25 and there aren't going to be 4 other heroes with him.
Why do people who know the least have the most opinions?
>Gives him the clap
wev
>>169273731
midas
always midas
after that heart or ac if going 3rd core
>>169273783
>a) use your w for last hits
and the enemy supports are gonna let you stay in exp range because... why?
>>169273783
Now post your dotabuff, faggot.
>mfw he wont
>>169273828
Because he plays in fucking retard tier unranked pubs.
>>169273810
>he can't get to level 25 as a solo offlaner
holy shit dude dig deeper
>>169273828
>supports zone you
>q into trees and continue throwing w
>or just go into jungle and farm alarmingly fast anyways
>that play
holy shit
damn wings are fucking stylish
>>169273890
>>q into trees and continue throwing w
and you do this at lvl 1.... how?
>OD almost swears
kek another Brit out of the Dota scene
>the secret to doing well with ShitShit or MoonShit on your team is to give them "blink + 1 button press heroes"
Gets the neurons going
>>169273932
build is 1-4-1, q is one of the best level 1 spells in the game. if you aren't getting q at level 1 you're actually stupid.
also, it's a solo offlane hero. levels come quick.
>>169273918
>are fucking stylish
you mean getting styled on
>>169274029
yet they still made the best play of the game
>>169274013
your lvl 1 Q has 50 sec cd, they will use one tango and then run straight back at you because you hit like a wet noodle and die to a small gust
>audio still out of sync
>>169274112
>he thinks q is used to damage opponents
you use it for slow to catch first blood or to fly into trees and soak in offlane bud. use your melon.
>woaw omg how did they defend that no one has ever done that in the history of doter
>kotl, xin, nyx highground
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF WINTER
>>169274213
>fly into trees and soak in offlane
>enemy support is free to pull or roam and collect all the bounty runes to his heart's content while you get passive gold and denied xp
nice
>>169274253
>xin
us oldfags hehe amriite
nice throw dc
>carry doesn't have a buyback
LIKE MY PUBS
>>169274294
>soak until level 2
>get w, use to farm lane safely
>q out whenever for runes
???
>>169274341
You don't get it do you.
YOU WILL NOT GET LEVEL 2 AS PHOENIX OFFLANE if you are playing in a fucking non-retarded bracket. You will be zoned by supports. Their most important job at safelane is to delay the level 2 of the offlaner.
>moon
>literally our guy
>absolute shit
Sounds about right
>>169274213
>fly into trees and soak in offlane bud
soooooooo
>>169273684
>''I fly into trees and hide for levels while enemy support roams my mid and gets FREE exp from stacking/pulling and the enemy carry freefarms ^^''
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU JUST SAY SO EARLIER
gee anon, any hero can be a fucking useless offlaner and be a non-factor in the first 20 minutes of the sayin 'aayy holl up im almost ready just 1k away from muh midas'' while your tier 1 towers are falling and your mid has been ganked 3 times in the laning stage
you're probably memeing, but here's a tip for you: the job of the offlaner in the lane is to KEEP THE SUPPORT BUSY so your mid doesnt get shat upon
its not about farming midas, its not about 'winning' the lane, its about getting the exp you need and forcing the supports to keep tab on YOU
hiding in trees doesnt do that you fuckface
>DC actually choked.
wev
ev
v
DC YOU FUCKIGN KEKS
>Chinese lan
>Audience colludes with the chinese teams
Ebin lans icefraud
>smoke to go hit rax while they have glyph
that was cool
>>169274384
we're talking about wyvern.
holy shit your reading comprehension is absolutely terrible.
but fine, let's talk about phoenix offlane.
>buy 8 tangos
>level q first for escape any time you get to low
>max w, kill the shit out of anyone who tries to zone you
>buy an urn and tranquils
>roam and gank for easy kills until you have veil
>deal literally all the damage at the backline until you run out of mana/health, then just ulti or q to escape
EASY HERO. if you can't follow these simple instructions you are retarded.
>>169274457
lose lane win game retard. winning lanes is for ooga boogas. you secure your levels in lane and then use it to rotate during the mid and have your items by the late game. is it great for every game? nah, you probably shouldn't go offlane wyvern into a drow strat. but is it 100% bad and never viable? by no means.
>heroes literally too dog shit for real games
>some faggot defending them based on his unranked pubs
blogsters should be banned
PASSING EMBER AROUND LIKE A FUCKING BALL
everyone except resolu1ion is shit on DC or am I mistaken
GET FUCKED CHINK SHIT
>>169274629
hiding in the forest doesn't get you xp
all your creeps will be denied and you will be level 3 at 10 minutes with just passive gold while the enemy supports are 6 or 7 with arcane boots or most of a glimmer or force or blink
>dat Ember-Slardar-Slark fight
fucking kino
USA USA USA
DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP DONALD TRUMP
>>169274629
>lose lane win game
doesnt work very well when you lose the OTHER lanes
you lose your midlane because supports are free to get xp, roam, and get your bounty rune every 2 min, you lose the offlane because your supports have to deal with enemy supports bullying midlane, and you lose safelane because the enemy team didnt pick a useless as fuck offlaner so their nyx or slardar or sand king or whatever is bullying the FUCK out of your carry, maybe even killing him unless the supports sack the mid to help him out
>tfw this is what trump was talking about when he said we were going to win so much we'll get tired of winning
If chinks weren't meant to be blown the fuck out then why did god make them so bad at dota
>reso
>>169274896
>>169274768
you could try to be a little less obvious
>DOUBTING MOONMEANDER
>winter casting
anybody know alternative english casting channel?
FUCKING DC CHOKE FUCK YOUUUU
>>169274969
about what desu senpai
>DC
FUCKING L O L.
is w33ha the worst professional dota2 player currently active?
>>169274669
I know right? It's like they are defending their waifu or friend.
>MOON
CHYNA CHYNA CHYNA CHYNA CHYNA CHYNA
>trying to push highground vs pudge and kotl.
>>169275028
about being not american
>>169275050
that shit was on w33 moon created space
>>169272953
fucking knew it
Wings wins GG
how did dc manage to lose this game..
SPAM SAJEDENE PICS PLEASE SHE NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED
And this is, once again, the reason wings is the best team in the world
>>169275107
the second picked windrunner
it was foretold
>hurricane kike
China>>>>USA
NA DOTA LUL
How can these memeing fucks keep getting away with it?
wings gun get raped by TEAM AMERICA (LIQUID)
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
NEVER TIRED OF WINNING
FUCK OFF DC YOU FUCKING C(UCKS
Wings vs Liquid
Get fucking hype
Why Windranger at all?
DC is the definition of choking
>moon literally incapable of not being a trashbag
>windranger in general
Can all DCucks kill themselves now?
>>169275107
because SF is a garbage hero, he is the definition of a glass cannon, not to mention they picked LiabilityRanger.
plus kotl chakra and pudge hooks is a fucking nightmare to push highground against, did even a single DC hero get an MKB?
>>169275190
>best team in the world vs shitters
oh boy, how exciting
>>169275180
>team america
>another eu
lol
>>169275248
Seems a bit unfair to call former TI champs shitters
liquid vs wings who wins?
>Digital Chaos
What time does Liquid VS Wings start?
EST?
Lets get this started
>the city of DC
>>169275390
11:00 EST
>>169275426
so in 6 hours?
The stream says 11:00 CET (Right now?)
>>169273247
>one s tep from Canada on the cuckold food chain
>Arteezy
>EE
>MoonMeander
>Aui
>1437
>Febby
>March
I think Canada managed to produce the roughly the same amount of relevant professionals as any country in EU.
>>169275390
>>169275452
It's right now
>>169275426
>>169275452
Starts in a fucking minute retard
>>169275458
>febby and march
koreans don't count
>moon
>ee
>rtz
>1437
>good
WINGS OR LIQUID?
>tfw on laptop
>have no sajedene pics
SOMEONE PLEASE
Do you guys even bet?
>bts
EVERY DAY
>>169275615
betting is for degenerates
>>169275615
Say neigh to gambling!
>>169275615
I don't bloody think that the sharia allows it
>>169275757
sry sharia bro
let me know if u need me to place a bet for u
>>169275615
How much are you getting back? 100 dollars to make 121 back right?
>>169275615
why liquid
When is Singsing streaming?
>>169275615
>betting on liquid
>under 2.00
>against good team
Yeah nah, pretty bad odds
>>169276041
Hopefully never
>>169275757
there are still some people on 4chan who don't live in europe: they don't have to follow sharia
>>169276041
That garbage player who only ever won MLG Columbus when Kaipi actually got Arteezy to play mid instead of him?
LOL
O
L
>>169276025
$500 CAD to win $421 CAD
>>169276117
>>169275796
>not getting the joke
le sigh
>watching dc vs wings game 2
>dc was winning
>go have breakfast
>dc lost
whhat happend?
>>169276041
DELETE
>>169276134
errr 413 CAD, sorry
>>169276087
Both are good teams.
>>169276093
>>169276125
>Hating on our guy
>>169271728
Why doesn't she fix her fucking teeth if she's gonna put herself out there!?
>>169276041
Is that Adelaide?
>>169276191
>memespewing,animal abusing,asian manlet
>our guy
who /sheever/ here?
>>169276184
Payout is shit for such bad odds tho
>>169276275
ya not optimal, im just bored.
>>169276263
Our guy.
>audio delay
How is China constantly awful at production
>>169276319
>speedgamingruby.jpg
>>169276163
They got around 15-20k lead, fucked around not pushing and fed a couple of kills occasionally until Wings cores got enough to win the game.
>>169276421
>>169276263
>animal abusing
lmao im gonna go like ''wtf dude why you think he abuse animal'' and you're gonna be like DOOOD i hear BARK on STREAM EXX A DI DOO xdd and im gonna be like urr retarded and ur gonna be like WHAA EEE adeliede guy blabla but deep down you're like hehe I got a (you) like lmao kys yourself
>>169276375
Who is this 45 year old man?
>>169276616
my neighbour
do i bet on liquid or wings
i have 200 to blow
>>169276263
>literally creates the best memes
>loves his dog
>makes the best plays
/ourguy/
>>169276751
Wings, Liquid is probably going to choke and the odds are good.
DC.SingSing
orSecret.SingSing
/our/mar came back and btfod the chinks, right?r-right..?
>kuro smiling in the draft
CUTE
>>169276890NP.SingSing
>>169276890
OG singsing
ana is shit
I came in here thinking sing was funny, and left here fucking absolutely hating him because of the avatarfaggot pushing his stupid meme and his shitty stream.
So well played.
this is an iceice morphling and i'm amazed that casters don't realize it immediately.
>>169277027
TUTURU
>he is a member of the dota 2 gulag
>skywraith
holy shit is this a mid sky
its really striking and outstanding just how much chinks fail to qualify as human beings , dont you think
>>169277161
>kings of dota are about to dumpster two eu teams in a row
let the rage flow through you, you dumb fucking homer. this is what you get for rooting for teams based on region. a bunch of boring fuck teams that get dumpstered by actual talent.
>>169277078
the stun gets longer if you morph strength right? goes well w skywrath mage
>wings picking meme shit delibaretely
just end these idiots
>kuroky choked at draft
gg ez for ti winner
>>169277239
them crushing EU is nice, yes
but they're literally not human beings, they're just empathy-less, souless, interchangeable robots
wings draft was so baller it broke the stream
>>169277253
they ran this same strat in ti and it worked beautifully. i love this team dude, no one else does shit like this.
>>169277239
>talent
I have never met anyone who describes musicians/athletes as 'talented' when asked for good they are who isnt completely clueless
just ask yourself, what the fuck does TALENT mean? why not use the word skill or skilled?
talent is a fucking memeword for people that don't understand how to git gud at things
BULKIN
>>169277308
nah, you're just racist.
>>169277345
and you're autistic
>>169277308
said the guy who spent his entire life on 4chan
>>169277308
there is a containment board you know
>>/pol/
>VGJ 2-1 over Liquid
>bLink's hairline
JUST
>pick Sniper after other team picks GoodSniper
>team with both Centaur and GoodCentaur
>also BadShaker
>also melee BadMirana
For what reason
>>169277387
well exu-u-se me for getting triggered a little i thought this was america
>>169277454
>redditors now believe that 4chan wasn't always racist/sexist/everything-ist and think this is some kind of recent /pol/ boogeyman invention
No NA teams at this tournament huh...
Boring.
>>169277485
>JUST
make millions of dollars doing the thing you love?
who are our guys wings or liquid?
>>169277584
we just had like two months of the most boring dota and at least half of it was NA. i could actually go the rest of my life without seeing a NA team at a major lan and i would be so ok with it.
>d2g is suddenly not dead
what happened
>starladder are amazing
>literally next sentence is cut
poetry
>>169277572
Sure it was, but that was back when the boards kept to themselves. Instead of shitting up every board with off topic conversations and dog whistles. Which came about with the latest waves of redditor infusions.
It isn't about being edgy. It's about essentially being the new furfags.
>>169277572
>everyone who visits 4chan needs to be an abnormal/fucked up human being
this meme was never fun
you're not funny
please leave, get psiquiatric treatment
>>169277485
Everyone goes bald sooner or later, at least he shaved it when he knew it was gone.
And at least he's not Chessie-bald.
>>169277680
>posting the ultimate redditor shibboleth image
the absolute madman
>>169277697
>literally mad that 4chan isn't a hugbox
cannot make this shit up
I've been here since 2005.
No we weren't always racist.
Not even when first /news/ was made
nor when the first /pol/ was made
but times change and influx of retard tier Stormfronters and redditors change things.
>>169277680
people have always called each other niggers or faggots on this website on all boards and "girls" used to be met with tits or gtfo
>>169277727
>Chessie-bald
not
>Loda-bald
>>169277572
you know how it goes
niggers were kings
women were vikings
anonymous were liberals
>>169277697
>everyone who visits 4chan needs to be an abnormal/fucked up human being
nobody needs to be a democrat
>>169277741
4chan is a series of hugboxes, one of which is for very angry racists
>>/pol/
>>169277752
What boards did you post on from 2005 to 2010 anon?
>>169277782
It's his perma-hat, I actually forget he's bald sometimes
>>169277646
if your guys aren't wings you're doing dota wrong. let's review:
>wings were three nobodies, a pubstar and a 16 year old when they assembled
>learned from dk at their powerspike
>pick techies and pudge ironically
>shit on everyone anyways and win a ti
>"b-but they're chinese"
who fuckin cares nigga they play interesting, fun, competitive dota.
meanwhile, liquid:
>kuro can't draft
>boring lone druid/sd luna games
>anything thats "meta" really
>got to this lan by beating babyknight cloud9, loda alliance and puppey secret
>>169277806
/a/
>>169277803
Too bad this isn't your anti-hugbox hugbox redditor.
>>169277806
v and b and vg and d
>>169277803
4chan is a hurtbox you fucking retarded worthless piece of shit redditor neck yourself violently
literally the only coherent theme present on every board is "you should try to make other people mad and insult them"
>>169277858
Knew it. Thanks for confirming you were on the hugbox board and not part of 4chan culture.
>jungle morph
give me a worse idea than this
>>169277803
this amount of people spamming >>>/pol/ is new.
people used say that before when the threads or posts were really blatant bait. now it's just used for everything redditors/tumblrinas disagree with.
>>169277806
/a/, /b/, /v/, /mu/, /news/, /pol/, /fit/, /lit/, /g/.
>>169277892
>carry cm
That 50 free dmg dough
>>169277896
like chinese people not being human?
also I've been on this dickhole of a website for 12 years
TACTICAL PAUSE
>>169277932
>/pol/
go back there and stay there
/d2g/ is not for any of you neo nazi fascists
>>169277987
all that time and you still get this upset
>>169277881
you're as undesirable as a homeless person
yet, you spend every waking moment in here to make this place a shithole
why dont you just leave or kill yourself?
MIRACLE GONNA REKT THESE CHINKKS
>>169277992
/pol/ is the best large board.
who is GH? Since when is he on that team and who did he replace?
>>169277896
>redditors
so /pol/?
>>169278023
lmfao i have posted maybe 5 times in 2 weeks
you literally still see the boogeyman in multiple other posters
>>169278021
it's more on and off really
>>169278056
election newfags mostly
or electionfags as i like to call them
>>169277992
/pol/ is a board of peace, could you stop being so polophobic anon, its 2017 after all
>>169278117
could you stop sucking trumps dick as a board and actually realize he is just an idiot
>>169278048
gh is a 9k pub stomper from lebanon. he was in e-lab. he replaced bulba.
>>169278156
no man you don't get it
with all the retarded neonazis in the same place it's easier for the NSA
yes pol please continue, deus vult
>>169278048
GH is a 9k player who mostly plays support in pubs.
He replaced Bulba, moving liquid from a tier 4 team to a potential tier 1.
Is it possible to pull-through the large camp to the small camp neuts on dire side?
looks like the thread is dead
way to go to whichever retard decided to mention pol
>>169278156
what was the alternate? I agree that his twitter shit is fucking awful but someone actually standing up for the middle class is refreshing, he is also a pretty smart guy, his head is just placed firmly up his ass.
>shoo /pol/ posters away
>thread suddenly dies
hmm
>>169278156
>an idiot turned a million dollars into several billions
>an idiot managed to win an election against "the most qualified person ever"
>an idiot managed to win an election despite insulting a prisoner of war, the mexican government, the pope, the second largest religion in the world and every major media corporation
>an idiot managed to win an election when his competitor spent 1.2 billion and he spent only a few hundred million
the only idiot here is you
sk is GOAT support 2bh
>>169278117
>>169278156
>>169278221
stop samefagging, you're pathetic
>>169278258
alternative *
liquid noooo
>>169278256
yeah most posts ITT are hidden here too kek
>>169277660
Whenever I post the thread becomes alive because I am good at creating conversations.
>>169278048
Bulba left Liquid when they can't win anymore and they decided to replace him with literal who
GOAT dota girl
Reminder that the /pol/tard is from Portugal
if the stupid janitors would do their job we'd be able to talk about dota in here
>>169278445
is it the hand guy from the inhouses?
what was his name again
So why did pros stop building Dragon Lance on carry Druid?
>>169278437
that's not PA
>>169278445
>i'm not white so the guy from /pol/ must not be white either
>>169278519
they didn't
>>169278445
>Alberto Barbossa trying to take credit for shitposts
>GH just standing in the mystic flair as if he doesn't know what to do
MAYBE NOT STAND IN IT?
Looks like miracle redosed.
>let the best dota player in the world freefarm on the hardest carry
>what could go wrong ;-)
fucking Chinks
fuck faith-bian, SK nerfs when????
>>169278647
You were saying?
>>169278519
They build it after mael/mjollnir when they're ready to siege. Naked Dlance has too little effect in teamfights.
>>169278647
>Best player
>freefarm
>hardest carry
faith bians the best player in the world
nice bkb CK
>>169278776
i know
when is the next major?
>>169278810
>>169278776
Him or jerax honestly
desu wings should be our guys, they always pull off the most meme-strategies, brewling-alacrity, ck+aghs morph for ++++illusions
>>169278857
april
we cyka now
>>169278776
faith_bian isn't even the best offlaner
this all game player cam is the shit t.bh
Goodmorning Dota 2, I really wished it wasn't this hot here
>>169279107
where you from
>>169279107
liquid is playing
>>169279029
no it's cute. I can fap easily to them now.
Brb cumming all over my keyboard.
>defense of the high ground
base shrines removed WHEN
>>169279141
My mommy told me not to respond to people that are not Anonymous
>>169279156
Sorry, I'll be quiet now
>white boys and asian boys
This is why dota 2 isn't attracting girls to the scene,we need black players to make it more exciting for girls.
>three free aegis
gg wings
>picking Carbage Knight
>in any year ever
LUL
>120 second bad manta as ult
>Midas manta CK
Should've gone for my patented armlet->deso build.
I thought wings were supposed to be good
>liquid are bad
How is /d2g/ constantly wrong?
>3 9000 mmr players
and you said they were bad
the gulag never learns
>>169279348
Dota is too geeky for blacks.
>>169279348
>a intellectual, deep game like dota
>black players
try fighting games
JUST GROUP UP GUYS 5 MAN SLARK CAN'T DO ANYTHING XDDD
>>169276087
wonder where this guy is m8
>ck manta
>support aghs morph
you have my report
>>169279605
>dota2
>intellectual
>deep
now this is the dunning kruger effect
>bad sniper losing to good sniper
Like pottery
>dota is balanced
>le meme druid able to kill both morphling and sniper by himself
this game is poo poo
>DC lost 2-0 to this
>>169278721
You were saying?
>>169279598
Are you saying black people are dumb? I'll have you know a top astrophysicist Neil Tyson is black.
>>169279635
is FLUFFNSTUFF coaching wings?
KICK BULBA = BEAT TI WINNERS
UHHHMMMM?????? DOTARDS???????????
will wings pick a cookie cutter comp now? Have they learnt these shit tier comps dont work?
>>169279563
They're not really anymore, dwindled down since TI.
Dota competitive is in such a weird state right now that the only teams who feel like actual tier 1s are OG and EG.
DC has gone to shit, Liquid are on a downard slope, somehow got worse since the roster change-up, Secret are just trash and all the chink teams are laughable right now.
>try to play after 7.00 apocalypse
>feels like a custom game
dotards??
>>169279716
NOOOOOO BULBA WAS NOT THE PROBLEM
IF HE WAS BAD THEN WHY DO TOP TIER TEAMS KEEP INVITING HIM TO JOIN THEM?
CHECKMATE GULARDS (GULAGITES+RETARDS)
>>169279820
Bulbaquid was losing to ad finem, empire and shit which even Secret could 2-0
>>169279859
>top tier
>onyx
face it, the jig is up for le funny one good clockwork game man
>>169279820
>Liquid are on a downward slope
Since 7.00, they have lost one series
>>169279820
>Liquid are on a downard slope
You shouldn't get all you're news from joindota.
>>169279931
Mason has a 3rd place at TI you idiot
ppd also wanted to play with Bulba
>EG and OG two tier 1 teams accepted a honeypot lan on the worst place in Asia
what's wrong with them?
philippiness is a fucking shithole why would they bother to go there?
>>169279948
>>169279997
liquid is a posterchild for europe, the more shitskins you let in the worse it gets.
>this bulba hate when Liquid is winning in a non-relevant lan
>>169280057
money?
>implying Miracle isnt the best in the world
>>169279820
>Liquid are on a downard slope
lmao did you see liquid post ti6 up untill christmas? they are on their way UPWARDS now you fighead
>>169280057
>he doesnt know
>>169280138
>being the best player in the world
>incapable of winning a TI
it does not compute.
>>169280163
these dudes look weird
>>169280137
both of them are rich as fuck? 250k is probably a pocket change for them
>>169279840
the fuck are those two things atop the bear?
>>169280138
>implying anyone even dares to seriously fucking imply such preposterous blasphemy apart from the most vile and wretched shitposters
>>169280057
Tang ina moNah we're all doatrds here
Our crowds are hype as fuck lad unlike the snorefests that most of SEA and China hosts
Playing on a huge crowd who is hype all the time for psychology training for TI7
Hope TNC wins this for the bantz
>>169280138
>Losing to Jimmy
>The best
>miracle invoker
gg bye wings
>>169280229
fuck off jark, your birthplace is a shithole
MIRACLE INVOKER JUST GG OUT
>giving the adderall guy Invoker
I guess wings wants to go down to lower bracket?
>>169280226
are you retarded
inb4 mind_control LC
>>169280185
who is n0tail
>>169280354
inb4 kuro pos 4 lc
>having matumba on enemy team
yeah just gg out
>giving enemy his BEST HERO
wtf chink
what kind of fucked up draft is this kek (praise be upon Trump and god bless him)
just give Liquid all of their most imba heroes?
>CAW CAW
CAW CAW
>CAW CAW
CAW CAW
>be me
>be lycan expert
I have determined that wings have won this game.
>>169280504
>Phoenix
unicorn not horse
phoenix not bird
get learnt
it's wombocombo time
>>169280294
Based Duts will purge the druggie retards here
is fire burd good in this patch?
>penix
I love the hero but I don't get what it's doing there
>those last two drafts from Liquid
is Kuroky memeing again? what is this?
Is Miracle a chemotherapy patient why does he wear a beanie?
>>169280571
Some australian shitter here said that phoenix is non viable, we're about to be btfo.
Why draft is so long?
>another meme draft by wings
wew
>>169271643
ppd was kicked out of EG
>>169280623
Is the tourney dutertes plan to lure vaping dotards into their deaths?
>>169280645
australian master also lycan master phoenix is shitter lycan is free wins
>>169280639
>why does he wear a beanie
how is that man ALWAYS red? does he go out when the games end and stand looking at the sun?
>>169280631
team with no good agility against a burd with -attackspeed buff
>>169280686
Hope so. Vapes are LITERALLY mouth fedoras
>level one gush
we lost
not even memeing that is fucking awful
>FIGHTING UNDER A SHRINE
LITERALLY JUST LIKE MUH PUBS
tide gets first blood, no he'll win his lane easily
WTF IS THIS SOUND DELAY
nice no fucking discipline there fatso bulgario
>immediately spots out that pheonix would get the last hit if he dies
>crippling fear the shitty right clicker because that's the weak spot in the gank
>live
faith bian is a god
>best invoker in the world
>afks in lane and just dies
dotards?
newfags can't entangle
2 wolves and slardar hitting tidehunter
hp doesnt even move
lmao
>not waiting for the tp to ravage
liquid managed to handle lvl 1 gush just fine
gods these fellows I tell you. I hope theylose the final to DCnext TI
Mind_control is trying VERY hard to throw
>>169281208
a man can dream...
I am so fucking tired and I have to go to work in 5-10 minutes. any advice for a pick-me-up d2g?
>fly off the map and tp out
>Pheonix can fly out of the map
>>169281359
caffeine
>>169281359
I suggest cocaine
>pick lycan
>max howl last
why
>>169281398
>>169281416
I'll see what I can do
>>169281416
this guy knows
>godz sucking chink dick
some things never change
>>169281208
Not losing toEGat the final of TI7
Honestly they're the most stable team right now
One fuckup from Wings spells disaster and Miracle and w33 are choking too much
damn I love Storm Spirit
Is it really possible to win as Phoenix in 7.02?
LIQUID
BEST INVOKER IN THE WORLD
holy shit mind control what a boss
>>169281568
Any team composition imaginable with a Lone Druid on it can win
HOLY SHIT
9 GORILLION MATCHMAKING POINTS
M I R A C L E
I
R
A
C
L
E
>BEST INVOKER IN THE WORLD
BEST INVOKER IN THE WORLD
>BEST INVOKER IN THE WORLD
Where the fuck has this Liquid been the past few months?
I love new liquid
>>169281694
They had bulba
>>169281424
BETTER HAND OF GOD
>>169281694
drug tolerance
wing BTFO
HOLYU SHIIIIT
WOMBO COMBO
O
M
B
O
C
O
M
B
O
CHINKS BTFO AGAIN
godz just creamed himself so hard
>that savage roar that saved the egg
>pick tide
>win
the fuck is this team?
>TEAM LIQUID
TEAM LIQUID
>TEAM LIQUID
TEAM LIQUID
>TEAM LIQUID
TEAM LIQUID
HOLY SHIT WHAT A RAPE
>egg
>ravage
holy shit
>kick Bulba
>become best team in the world
really fired up the old neurons
>Giving Miracle Invoker
>Dumb Chinks
Thanks for the free cash
JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES MIRACLE HATERS
NA beating China again
TEAM TRUMP
NOT TIRED OF WINNING YET
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>REMOVE BULBA
>LIQUID IS GOOD AGAIN
LMAO
>>169281790
uh you mean stomp
outplayed
outdrafted
outlifted
TI6 WASTED ON WINGS
>>169281634
I think wings just wanted to see if they could beat a lone druid. That hero is just miserable.
>>169281890
where are your MMR gainz tho
>>169281857
>literally two of the players on team liquid will be travel banned
>its another West btfos East episode
I'm tired of reruns, new episodes fucking when?
APOLOGIZE
>>169281957
dayum
>>169281957
do not stop posting
bulba on suicide watch
>yuropoor lans
DED
L A N
A
N
L A N
A
N
>TOURNAMENT IN CHINA
AHAHAHHA
AHAH
AH
FUCKING cheating chinks
10 MAN DC
>>169282132
GG REMAKE
WHAT HAPPENED I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE SHITTER
Post your face when OG vs Liquid finals
>wings is losing?
>quick guys shut down the mains to the stadium
"Uh sorry everybody, tournament's done. Everyone can go home now. No money will be given out and we can't give you refunds"
CHINKS TURNING THE MAPHACKS ON
Liquid is playing out of their mind at the moment but Lone Druid seriously needs to be nerfed out of the game.
Like the easiest thing to do would be to just rework all of his talents so he isn't literally just a ball of free stats.
>Chinese organized local area network events
Does anyone else hear this static feedback on the stream audio?
Fucking fuck
>>169282240
I hear it too.
>>169282174
>Sniper Druid
simply epic Valve.
>its like watching a plane crash
what is he implying
>>169281821
EZ MONEY
>>169276751
hope you didnt listen to this guy >>169276838
>>169282240
yep
thanks trump
>>169282287
fuck off Lelouch, even OG uses him every now and then
>DC LOST TO THIS
>>169282340
and?
retard fuck.
>>169282309
liquid is crashing this game, with no survivors
>>169282206
Any time a 1 or 2 is first pick first ban material you know the game is broken.
>disconnection
>audio static
Just imagine how bad it would be in DAC.
>>169282240
this is beyond unacceptable
>b-b-but /d2g/ said liquid were a shit team. Bulba wasn't the problem, r-right?
ebin
>gulag surprised about the shit production
BTS is the one doing that shit don't blame the chinks
>>169282491
>mfw people say liquid are shit
>>169282491
>They beat Wings who are full tier 2 after winning TI
How shocking.
You're delusional if you think OG isn't gonna wipe the floor with them.
>Dota pro players are the most autist
prove me wrong
desu wings played like shit, which is rreally weird because they played very well against DC, DC fought.
>>169281817
Is there a single person here who will unironically defend Bulba? His track record speaks volumes about him.
Only reason he's gotten to top teams is because he's friends with the pros, that's why you see people like EE defending him when he gets rightfully shat on
>>169282595
I see your dota players anre raise you Lolbabs
>>169282620
>they played very well against DC
no, but DC is a much worse than them
>>169282572
Even if they lost to OG, that still puts them above every other team but OG and EG.
Far from any definition of shit.
>>169282572
LMAO N0tail will throw like he always does, ez for Liquid.
>>169259072
so.... this is.... the power of.... autism....
>>169282623
Bulba trashing is literally plebbit memery, all pros want to team up with him even if they've trash talked him - see Mason.
>>169282752
>putting EG in the same league as OG
kys and never post in this thread again you piece of shit
is someone fapping behind the scene?
>>169282892
>>169282957
poor guy, it must suck really hard being that fat
>>169282892
>>169282852
great post
All I implied was that those two are the top two current teams.
Obviously you'd put OG before EG.
>>169282623
>he think skills are the reason these players are still playing
Loda Dendi EE Universe xiao8 Puppey
>>169283020
do you think kemal gave him a porn star to fuck after shanghai major? wait does he even still have a peepee?
>>169283020
dont feel sorry for him,nobody is forcing him to be fat
>>169283020
ask bulldog
What heroes are you guys autistically spamming to gain mmr?
>>169283434
nyxnyxnyx
>>169283450
nyx? the midas aghs build?
>>169283290
are you really comparing bulldog to matt? bulldog is a alpha chad compared to matt like seriously
>>169283505its situational
>>169283215
This.
>>169283091
don't forget r0tk
>>169283290
Bulldog may be fat, but seems pretty ridiculous to compare him to CyborgMatt.
Bulldog is atleast physically appealing enough for a girl to consent to being on top of him.
when will sunsfan realize that what dc needs is a good captain? fucking kick moon and use the jew magic to get ppd on the team.
>>169283761
>recruiting a man who barely plays dota and spends most of his time playing rpg games
wow good plan!
>>169283761
If they kick moon they need an offlaner, and the only available one in NA is bilbo
>>169284138
Not him, but Misery is a major winning offlaner
When are they fixing this item's icon, it's ugly as fuck and sticks out like a sore thumb
if you're #1 on friendslist you get to keep luna as waifu right?
>>169271643
>Wings absolutely shitter blasted by DC
kek what went wrong
>>169285515
You are rewarded with this
>>169285558
Uh what?
>>169272158
this is so retarded
two of those heroes can scale their building damage with items
the other gets auras
wonder why icefraud gave him 300%
>>169285659
MENT LIQUIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
>>169285928
honeypot lan
>>169283020
you know he could just stop eating so much and it'll be solved
some posts misery's father
>wake up
>I missed an alive d2g
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE STARLADDER IN CHINA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>169286476
>not being neet
>>169286476
>cant even break 100 poster during a lan
>alive
>>169286476
>
Because Ukraine is a fucking warzone.
and I have no idea why Valve
put up a fucking Major
in a goddamn war zone
>>169286769
there is precedence
the last major was held in bombston
>>169286769
>dota 2 is a game about the war between Radiant and Dire
>a game about war has a tournament in a country at war
Really makes you think
>>169286476
>tfw Ausfag
>matches start in the late morning and end comfortably at night
Reminder that kiev major is the honeypot of all honeypots
>im good
>my team is bad
wew valve ty for this game
>>169287836
fucking awesome
>>169287415
How come? It's 4 months away from TI7, the meta will change drastically after the major
>>169287994
>How come?
Because EG won't win, which is the definition of a honeypot
>gold's father is earth, his betrayer steel
what did Terrorblade mean by this
>>169287836
beautiful
>>169286962
i hope they put a Major in Detroit
>>169288448
or chiraq
>>169287338
Feels good having a lan that doesn't start at 2am here
>>169287994
shanghai tier major inc
>tfw bully alex dagger because he will never ever be as good at life as his brother
How do I get a physique like Troll Warlord, the Jah'rakal?
>@LodaBerg
>Meeting @FollowEGM @LimmpDota @jonassomfan and @Handsken1 to work on stuff outside the game. + a secret guest that will make or break us!
What did he mean by this?
>>169288956
cardio and climbing
>tfw u found the new op build
Aghs maelstorm gyro, just try it, it effectivly triples ur damage
>>169289067
>a secret guest that will make or break us!
LodA wants his bull to fuck other people's gfs now
>>169289178
>items increase your damage
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>169279840
Druid should be like a mile away in this picutre throwing dragon dildos
>>169289178
Guys new build, mjorn + rapier. you get like 1500% increase DPS when compared to a no items level 1 gyro its amazing
>>169289178
Does the side gunner even proc on-hit effects?
>>169288183
Goldberg/Goldmen/Goldstein herp when dotardz?
>>169289620
Yes,it can lifesteal, bash, deso, everything. Around level 12 with a aghs shitquila and phase it effectively doubles your rightclick damage output cause you have like a .9 second attack speed time, plus your tanky as hell with the health talent and aghs stats.
>>169289782
>have abysmal dps
>double it for ONLY 4200g
Okay
Does it count as losing your virginity if your finger breaks through the paper?
>>169290242
No because paper is approximately 2D
>>169290349
friendzoned again
>>169290428
Its a slippery slope
>>169290032
Not the guy you're replying to, but when Gyro's winrate is bad building traditional items on him there's no real hard attempting memes to maybe find something more viable for him.
>>169290519
LE SLIBBERY SLOP ARGERMENT
>>169290519
>tfw border lining traps and homo
I need help, pls help
I'm so happy Liquid won man. These past few months were worth the fucking wait. those two games vs wings was fucking beautiful
>>169290851
If liquid wins starladder and gets a major invite, does it mean Alliance is likely to go through qualifiers?
GUYS GUYS GUYS IM 1 OF THEM BUG FINDER DUDES:Disruptors Thunder Strike persists through death (much easier to see with the 8 strike talent)
>>169291408
Working as intended retardo
>>169291512
thats super nintendo retardo to you
When is it Bulbas time to win?
>GSL groups
>all wings has to do is lose to Liquid and potentially beat DC twice to make it to playoffs
>same for Secret, they can just lose to OG and potentially beat IG.V again to make it to playoffs
how do you even defend this?
>>169290519
>tfw had to google what mgtow was
my fucking sides
>>169292806
Yeah round robins is way better when the last day half the team already know if they are in or out so they don't put any effort.
GSL is double elimination. How is that bad?
>SEA server dead
>tfw 3rd worlder
>>169292954
Because they can coast to the playoffs if they can beat ONE team and dodge teams which can beat them.
OR
They drop to the loser bracket, a lesser team gets rid of a team for them who could've knocked them out and now you're guaranteed into the playoffs because that team sucks.
They should scale the prizepool to include individual positions (10th, 9th, 8th, etc) for RR or give them an UB/LB playoff format where everyone stays in, but people bottom 4 in RR starts in LB like a normal tournament.
Dota picking up GSL groups is fucking cancer
>AMERICAN OFF WELFARE
t. Donald Trump right now in CPAC
D2g on a sufucking suicide watch LMAO
neet genocide inc
>>169293384
I'm sure Secret is dodging the spooky TNC and Wings is dodging the terrifying IG
Or maybe Secret and Wings are the 2nd best team in their groups.
fuck my team, no matter how good you are on invoker, you just can't escape the trench
>>169293618
Not the point. Think of how many times EG/Secret have been in the same bracket (after the Misery and w33 kick) and NEVER met despite being in like 5 of the same tournaments.
Beating the same team twice and then not meeting the team you lost to until the finals is a free pass to 2nd place to teams who can't beat that one team in the tournament. The teams you wouldn't normally beat might be in the other group and could be eliminated before you even see them in the playoffs.
>>169293703
You have travels and didn't splitpush shit, and you as an Invoker had almost half the cs as WK.
>>169293703
>your farm is shit
>you built a meme thorn over Hex against AM
>you have no mobility items
>you have no BKB against all those stuns
Yes anon, really was your team's fault.
what the fuck did valve mean by this?
>>169294446
go to /r/dota2 anon, nobody plays dota2 on /d2g/
>>169293703
>53min game
>urn/null/wand still in inv
>>169293703
>not going 78/0 on invoker
Yea ur fking trash, i bet u still build bottle and rush midas
>>169293703
>422gpm
>no midas
Surely it's your teams fault anon.
why can't i fucking find a match in EU west
this game is DEAD
why is blink slark back?
>>169293703
You're shit
>>169295303
give me a (You) and I'll tell you
what games from last nigh should I watch?
Ive been in queue for 15 fucking minutes what the fuck
based /ourguy/ moon
>>169296184
NICE
GAME
DOTURDS
>>169296184
what's ur mmr breh
>be prescribed amphetamines
>gain mmr
dotards?
>"I'll play 1 game before work haha"
>20 minute queue time
>>169297904
maybe you should try playing a game that isn't dead wagecuck
8 minutes in queue
DEAD GAME
>40 minutes and counting in queue
by the way
>>169298647
>friends
fuck off reddit
what is happening why can't i find a game
>>169299190
you and the 8 others who still play this game
server going bananas. time for pizza amirite ?
>>169292951
>https://www.mgtow.com/
>that banner with those lines
anything to not feel like some betacuck
>>169298647
what if I've never played Dota and just post garbage here?
>>169298647
unquestionable truth
>>169298647
>tfw have a bright mind and not some exploding brain
>>169292951
>men going their own way
>do nothing but bitch about women
Alpha as fuck
OG, Liquid or EG
Which team is the best at Dota 2 the Video Game?
>>169299946
lmao cuck
>>169300485
gottem
>fogged
>sexy
>slacks, ld, maut
>ugly fat
Well, if race mixing will make us all like fogged then I'm not complaining.
>>169301776
you're not fooling anyone fogged
>>169298647
>>169299830
dont worry starcrumpet, plenty of your kind shitpost here
>>169298647
fixed your shitty meme
>>169302957
why are the first and last frames the same?
whoever made displays a real lack of intelligence
>>169302957
>>169303586
you ruined it
>>169303752
good
This place is the worst without esports
>>169303869
>>169304195
whatsw her pussy looks lik
>>169304283
Like medium rare beef with a coating of mayo.
>>169304405
sounds yummy
may I?
>wake up
>adelaide is posting
>>169304463
yes my man, adelaide is d2gs slut
>wake up
>am still short balding skinny disgusting breath smelly ugly ghoul
>play dota to forget
>shit at dota
wHY DID AEDLEIDE REMOVE HIS POSTS?
I AM SORRY IF I OFFENDED U MY MAN
>>169305143
>not posting conflux or necropolis
>>169305464
>plays the two most broken factions
Alrighty then
>15 minute q
I guess everyone climbed 3k. No players to play with ;_;
>>169304848
You're actually cute
>these queue times
post classic dota 2 videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bFUL655Awg
>>169305768
>not abusing broken shit to win
This is why your mmr is 3k
>>169305916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uADaW2zRBbo
from Dota 1 but the reason buyback has a cooldown
>>169306265
forgot how shit warcraft 3 looked
wow
So what hero is the best for dealing 900 damage in a single hit after reductions?
>>169305768
>>169305143
man I remember being so fucking SHIT at this game, I always got punished for putting all my resources into one guy with high levels and had to chase the other factions around as they snagged my resourcesI still do this when I play once in a blue moonsometimes I use cheats if im in a tight spot
>>169305916
>>169305916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fu3LSM0Rq4
>>169306398
1000 aura and buff effects are so fucking confusing.
is this game dead or what? the IRL category on twitch has more viewers right now than dota2
>>169305916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMzJ_umg_24
>>169306941
>check mfc
>anon's mom has more viewers than dota right now
holy shit daed gaem
>>169307074
Man fuck off.
>>169306531
Mortred the Phantom Assassin
Is Secret EU team?
>>169307636
USA
Is sing dare I say /ourguy/?
>>169307480
who is of?
>>169307459
its not dead people just grow up and do something more productive than this thing, besides there's nothing to worry even if it dies.
remember, we had 1m players when dark moon was alive and i dont doubt the "Ti" will be more alive.
Some people are too busy to care about other tournaments.
>>169307074
This post does not please spaghetti vase.
>I am a 24 year old that graduated with a Biomedical Engineer degree from Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo, California in June 2016. I will now be a full time Dota player/streamer. Dota 2 is my first MOBA and I have been playing since the summer of 2012
Guy literally 300k in debt because US education system and decides to stream with close to 0 viewers :^)
Who that guy? Bananshitslamjamma
>>169308181
>tfw want to play dota in any kind of way as a viable career
>suck at dotes
Just fuck my shit up senpai
Believe in me who believe in you.
>>169308405
I'm assuming you're not a female. Tsk, tsk. Shame. You can pretend to be autistic (probably won't have to pretend since you're on 4chan) and just start streaming with a webcam and mic.
>>169307881
ti1 was 6 years ago, just so you know.
How many mmr points does virginity grant you?
>>169308491
Sometimes I will get really angry at my teammates and google their game name and send them angry emails asking them to be less shit at the game except I put a lot of effort in making these messages as witty as I can.
Would people be interested in seeing this?
pu9na is not a girl
what happened between sing and tucker?
>>169307879
>irrelevant has-been
sure
>>169309312
>pugna has a cutie feminine penis
even better desu
>>169309224
Anon, you... you need professional help.
>>169309224
why? it's just a game
>>169309450
(re)pugna(nt) is just a skeleton
on a serious note, pugna could potentially be a meta hero.
he will flood Valve HQ with money if ever he becomes a girl just like how LC Arcana was sold like cheese sticks.
I need help balancing the game guys
>>169310415
give lifesteal talent for sven
Is he still the best?
>>169310415
make jungle creeps level up at 12mins or something giving them new abilities and making old ones better
>>169310415
just bump Furion's 2x tree stats talent to level 15
>>169310415
make nether blast grant spell immunity for 1.25/1.5/1.175/2 seconds after exploding
>>169310415
make reincarnation active so i can intentionally kill myself and do some real slow
Dotards
>>169311143
>jump into the middle of the enemy team
>skip the part where you die and your teammates tell you to go kill yourself
>just kill yourself right away
I want this
>>169311143
finally a hero for the NEETs
>she will never crush my balls
why live
>>169309450
Jeez lewd
Fanart pls
>>169311143
>reincarnating before mana burns out
>>169311923
generic anime girl?
>>169312479
fixed that picture for you
>>169312802
he's right though, you'd want WR's dirty feet crushing your balls and LC's sweaty ass suffocating you
>>169312802
sorry only white girls for me
new patch won't download wtf
>>169313234
this will never happen though
thanks for making me even more depressed
>>169313280
>slavs
>white
PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE
>>169313508
would racemix with
ee strim vohiyo
>>169313508
>that sweety tummy
>>169313508
We are white, thx
>>169313508
Milligan does some great cosplay photos
>>169313808
>we
>wuz
>white
>>169313683
im going to kiss her tummy!
>>169313854
never knew her name post moar
>>169314382
I think it's just the name of the photographer
http://milligan-vick.tumblr.com/
>>169314382
>you never impregnate wr
>you will never put a baby in that tummy
>you will never watch her slowly swell up to thiccc levels
>you will never have sweety sex with her while shes pregnant with your baby
how do I make a noose?
>>169306567
>nwcthereisnospoon
>nwcnebuchadnezzar
>nwczion
>nwctrinity
>>169314382
I want to have sex with attractive females
>>169314934
>anon, I'm pregnant!!
what do you do?
This thread is more dead than your social life
anyone got a PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS key
>>169316287
sent ;^)
>tfw your matches played is higher than you're mmr
singsing
first reply picks new name
also what the FUCK is this >>169316104
>>169318179
footslut69
>>169318234
the deed is done
where's adelaide?
>>169319162
adelaide?
>>169319454
yes, adelaide
where is she
>>169320121
getting her pooper stuffed
>>169320164
with what?
>>169320738
semen
>>169319454
>>169319162
>>169320121
>>169320164
>>169320738
Believe it or not, mods have actually been cracking down on shitposting and avatarposting in /d2g/
I got banned for dotardposting
Adelaide fag is probably perma banned
I need someone to help me name these hats. Dubs gets priority, trips = automatic name.
>>169321168
muh free speech
>>169321462
mid or feed
Why is shadow demon so cool and fun.
#FreeAdelaide
3/3
>>169321713
#notmygulag
>>169321643
>slacks
>>169321912
Slaks is a god how dare you.
>>169322035
get out.
>>169321643
Hammer of the Redditor
>>169308181
His parents paid for everything after he dropped out of his scholarship program.
>>169322448
clq must be laughing his ass off
>>169314895
holy shit are YOU and I the same person?
>>169315197
i feel u d00d, i hear its way easier than you think
>>169310415
Buff the shit out of blink's castpoint so AM can finally memefight.
Where can I submit evidence of a new bug? I found one.
>>169323929
unironically reddit
there are devforums but valve doesn't check there
>>169316104
keep having sex because she can't get pregnant again!
i don't really see what the problem is?
>>169324170
what is drow's conundrowme there?
don't make a new thread this is the last one
>>169321462
Rich faggot hat
>>169321643
Slacksdicksucker
>>169321807
Jewbag
>>169324605
>tripfag thread
See you guys next time.