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>When does the new season start?
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/season-4-start-28-february-2017-countdown-clock

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20529203

>Additional PTR changes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753097493

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

>>169114528
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WE
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I really hope the next new hero isn't an Omnic
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why cant they have a ginger hero

fuck off
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https://www.twitch
.tv/carbonentertainment

Esports stuff again for anyone that wants to watch
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>>169145216
WERE
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>>169145245
Yeah, it's fucked up.
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I want to snuggle with Fareeha.
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>have roadhog and ana on your team
>win game

literally every time ROFL xDDD
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>>169145446
I don't know how people can relax in such messy environments
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I want to marry Ana
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It's just so fun playing QP off-season. Nothing beats being matched against grandmaster players and getting countered every step. I can't even practice heroes I'm bad at because I'll be just dying the whole game.
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Who /grindingupto99andthennotgonnaplayuntilthenextevent/ here?
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>>169145097
>tfw faggot op made a new thread before the post limit but its your waifu so you aren't sure how to feel
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Flamboyantly gay secretly evil Canadian hero when, Bliz?!
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Start the thread with cute canon gays!
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So, did Jeff wipe the floor with Randy's corpse in Quake?
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> girl is African
> controls a spider-robot

> most well-known character from African culture is Anansi the Spider

Because of course
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>>169145608
jeff can't even wipe his own ass, what you makes you think he can play quake?
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>>169145534
Good taste
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When are we getting Accelerator as a hero?
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who /win9ArcadeGamesAndThenFuckOffForTheRestOfTheWeek/ here?
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>>169145280

Why not?
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If I am in the UK is everyone I am playing with from europe? Or does that just apply to PC?
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>>169145574
>Flamboyantly gay secretly evil Canadian hero

>>169145558
Every level past 20-ish now requires the same amount of XP, even if you're prestiged. So it doesn't matter whether you'll be 100 at the start of the event or 150.
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>>169145623
I doubt Bliz is gonna release another spider-themed hero since Widow already exists. Jeff said it isn't the spider-leg omnic in the concept art
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>>169145534
I wonder if Egypt's sniper program had all their members get cybernetic eyes or if that was more of a personal choice.
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>>169145740
Omnics are dirty and violent. I'm sorry but look at the Omnic crisis. They're dangerous and I don't want them in my games.
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Let's do this.
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>>169146023

:(
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>tfw you lose because your hanzo was too big of a pussy to stand on the point for 5 seconds against a tracer while backup arrived

hahahahahahhhhhhh
kill me
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>>169145446
>You will never be cuddling with Pharah and realize she fell asleep while in your arms
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>>169146082
no
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>>169145964
Obviously a personal choice. She got it after she got "killed" and went into hiding.
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>>169146023
Overwatch Omnics are an analog for WW2 Germans.
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2,500 hp Reinhardt shield when?
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>>169145964
Sounds like she picked up something inside of Overwatch.
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>>169146098
I'm sure there are SOME nice Omnics, probably. But their culture is violent and we shouldn't be letting them into our games
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>>169146240
Her eye was cybernetic before Widowmaker shot her.
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>>169146343
(You)
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>>169146343
You're right, my bad.
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>>169146210
>you'll never feel her soft breath on you, feeling her chest rise and fall
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>>169146240
What, no it got shot out by Widowmaker. Mercy mentions to her she could install a new one but she specially doesn't want a new one because losing her eye was kind of an atonement for her.
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>>169146490
>>169146398
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>it's a "noob plays Reinhardt and holds up his shield the entire game or plays a camping Bastion" episode
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>>169146343
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>>169146630
Yes, that's her cybernetic eye.
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trying to play mccree in quick play with 0 tanks is suffering
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>you will never be pinned against a wall and hammered by a large german man
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>>169145558
w-why?
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Canon.
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>>169146771

Jack is a red blooded American and definitely NOT a gay faggot.
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>hack a Reinhardt
>everyone on my team who was aiming at his shield half a second ago fucks off into the 4th dimension until the hack wears off then they come back and continue hitting his shield
how does this keep happening
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>>169146676
oh. I did not know this.
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>>169146854
That picture pretty clearly proves you wrong, anon
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Reincharge 2.0 when, it's even more inconsistent and buggier than hook 1.0.
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>still no trans character
>still no HIV+/poz character
>still no down syndrome character
>still no autistic characters
>still no asexual characters
>still no pansexual characters
>still no bisexual characters
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>>169145580
NEVER EVER, LOSER
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>>169147035
Symmetra is autistic though
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>ana grabbing her daughter's booty
What did the artist mean by this?
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Here's a fun thought: What if Pharah's father is
Reyes?
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>>169147107
She's impressed with what Pharah's done with her genes
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>>169147180
0 (Zero) evidence to support this claim.
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Yo, /owg,/ post quality of life changes you'd like to see.

Mei - Friendly walls are translucent (but still impassible and block shots.)

Sombra - Hack removes right-click abilities.

Sombra - Hack interrupts Tactical Visor if it succeeds.

Roadhog - Can not immediately hook after firing, can not immediately melee after BOTH hook and firing. (One or the other is fine.)

Genji - Cylinder for slash+dash lengthened, but narrowed.

Reinhardt - Damage increased to 95 at center of swing, but lowered at side-arcs to 55 to promote aiming.

Symmetra - voice line indicating that a shield generator is up, pinging where it is on the team's screen.

Hanzo - Scatter arrows damage decreased by 50 total.

Mercy - Meleeing an enemy with staff out applies a 50% healcut for 4 seconds.
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>>169147318
I'd like to see hacked healthpacks show up for teammates
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>>169145964
>Ana has a cybernetic eye
wat
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>play overwatch
>your team picks widow
>lose
>your team picks anything but
>win

Huh, really makes you think
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>>169147427
Supah soulja programs n shieet
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>>169147427
Before the fight with Widowmaker Ana had a cybernetic right eye. Since Egypt relied heavily on elite snipers I was asking if maybe that enhancement was just part of their program or something Ana got later on by choice.
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>>169146854
How pissy you gonna get when its confirmed? We're practically on the verge of confirmation at this point.
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>>169147623
Didn't know that.
Thought the eye Ana lost was a real one.
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>>169147423
I would love that too, especially since it charges EMP all the faster when someone heals off your stuff.

Maybe a 20 yd radius so you can't get completely covered with visual diarrhea, though.
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>>169147664
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Off season QP is so fucking bad, everyone's just trying to learn a DPS to "carry" with in season 4 and it's basically just team deathmatch "whoever has one healer wins" edition. Is the no-points comp mode any better?
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>>169147664
Tell me one thing. Were you that dumbass arguing the guy in the flag picture was Reyes?
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>>169147664
Cease you actions at once. Just enjoy fanart and accept that it won't be canon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3WEyiut-dg

Wasn't it a two week wait in between season 2 and 3?
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>>169145545
My team just got strong held into the last point. The only reason why we won is because I switched to Captain Cougar and we held the point for 5 minutes.
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>>169147318
>Hack removes right-click abilities
No. Just no. How would hacking affect McCree's ability to shoot six shots or Genji's ability to throw shurikens horizontally? It's bad enough that it disables vaping for Hog and sprinting for 76 (but doesn't disable weeb double jump or wall climb because lol passive abilities).

>Meleeing an enemy with staff out applies a 50% healcut for 4 seconds.
Not sure if I get the reasoning behind this. If Mercy is so close to the enemy she can melee them, and there's healing applied to them, chances are she's not going to survive anyway. Unless she deliberately jumps into a teamfight and starts slapping people, I guess.

I would like some consistency with Rein's charges and Lucio's wall riding. Sometimes it works fine, sometimes I trip on cracks in pavement/walls.
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>>169147998
Canon
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So much for a hero reveal anytime soon
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>mfw Paladins general is imploding due to classic Lo-Rez

I guess Overwatch rides eternal as the hero shooter to rule them all
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>>169147782
>the blind 76 fanon that was deconfirmed
>that art

ew

>>169147998
When it's confirmed I want you to mail me a formal apology.
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>>169147107
Why is widow white on the mirror? Did talon's brainwash make some sort of vampire out of her?
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>>169147827
no its all shit
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>>>169147035
>lucio's roxo skin is literally the bi flag
okay
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>>169148020
Pretty sure it was only a week. It was the gap between one and two that was so long which lead to enough complaints they actually moved the start date up several days.

>>169148185
That's supposed to be Sombra
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>mfw the enemy team is trying to triple tank with both shimada brothers and a lucio solo-healing
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>>169148143
>won't be at Pax East

Because their 76 cosplayer crashed their 76 truck and Randy Pitchford had to help pull the guy from the truck. It was pretty embarrassing.
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I got something in the mail today
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>>169147318
>readd CTF
>make CTF allow you to pick offense heroes only
And that's it, don't care about anything else.
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>pick Ana
>some asshat playing as D.va tells me to kill myself before the game starts
>tell him no healing for him
>he 's terrible and always on the verge of dying
>begging for me to heal him
>I don't. I just stand in from of him
>he's trying to jump in from of my gun while I'm healing others
>we lose
>he sends me angry messages
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>>169147759
Yeah, the biggest issue would be blizzard wanting to avoid too much clutter so if they could add a proximity effect it'd be nice.
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>>169148307
Won a ~3600 SR match yesterday morning with triple tank and me on solo-heals Lucio. Made possible entirely because of our GM Rein one-trick.
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>>169148487
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>send someone friend request
>they dont accept

:(
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>>169147107
I just noticed all the male characters in the left of the picture.
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>>169148325
Holy shit, is this real?
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>>169146082
This took so long.
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Guess there was another post from Geoff in that Roadhog thread.
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>be too good for this game, so good that blizzard thinks you aren't allowed to have fun any more (4k rank 65% winrate in quickplay)
>press clickplay alone
>alt tab while waiting
>wake up
>remember i never got into any game yesterday
>7 hours has passed, still in queue
>eat breakfast
>shower
>go to job interview, get job
>date girl, we decide to engage
>sleep over at her house
>get back to my place two days later
>still in quickplay queue
>just as i am about to turn this retarded game off, it finally puts me in a match
>enemy is full stack with 4k+ ana, roadhog and soldier abusers
>my team is all solo and mix of 2 and 3ks

thanks blizzard out outretarded yourself
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>>169148765
Yeah it happened last year at Pax.
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>>169148702
Boy that packaging sucks.
Also,
>buying figures
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>>169148772
>they didn't test the most obvious and basic nerf to hook

proof they're actually incompetent for this shit
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>>169146082
>Drug
Do you mean smoke weed with, roofie, or kill?
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>>169148702
baby d.va and baby tracer figures

they are pretty small
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>>169148772
That actually doesn't sound bad.

>>169148901
At least they can still try to fix it they won't
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>>169148765
http://www.shacknews.com/article/94305/pax-east-2016-the-overwatch-monster-truck-got-into-a-car-accident-last-night
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>>169148902
the idea was roofie, but whatever, do what you like
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>>169148962
baby d.va is cute!
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>>169148984
What hook version would that be?
2.2? 3.0? 3.1? 4.0?
I don't even know anymore.
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>>169148962
Where would you even put these?
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>>169149176
>still has tits and ass
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>>169146082
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>>169149176
baby tracer is cute!
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>>169149374
>bottom left

HHHNNNNNNNGGGGG
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>>169149205
anus
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>>169149460
that is one solution.
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>>169148962
I have a question but I honestly don't want to know the answer
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>>169149374
baby d.va and baby tracer are cute! cute!!
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>>169149239
They're chibi, not baby. I hope
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>>169147668
It's just headcanon

The only OW character with a cybernetic eye is McCree (unless you count Soldier's and Widowmaker's visor)
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>>169149586
>no 69 or scissoring
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>>169147275
Sounds like Blizzard to me
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What character's kit from another game would be good in Overwatch for a new character?
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>the enemy team is trying super hard to win while your team has 2 snipers, a genji and a sombra

comp boys need to lighten up on quick play
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>>169149047
> Overwatch Uber rides

> Tfw you will never get a ride in a Lamborghini driven by a Tracer cosplayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjrhtGYgDpQ
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>>169149714
>It's just headcanon

Except for the part where Ana says her eye was cybernetic.
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>>169148148
Wait what happened
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>>169146082
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>Game has awful matchmaking
>Game has awful hero balancing
>Game has awful map design
>Game has awful community
>Game has awful esports scene

Why do you still play this dead game?
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>>169149927
they probably stopped making the game fun, like they did with beta patch 13
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>>169150043
>implying paladins has ever been fun.
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>>169148765
GET OUT OF MY WAY OR I'LL RUN YOU OVER.
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>>169149724
>Turns out Jack and Reyes were in a complex love triangle with Ana and that helped things goes to shit, especially after she "died"

That, really really sounds like classic Blizzard
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>>169149927
If I had to guess there's either a lack of support, cash shop jewery or retarded balancing going on. Hi-Rez are trash and anyone who falls for their bullshit is a retard.
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>>169150032
>dead game
This game is Battleborn now?
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>>169150024
>sombraXtorbjorn
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>>169150106
But only if Randy can pull him from the accident later.
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>>169150106
He was just staying in character. Fools know nothing of dedication.
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>>169149586
dont do it anon please its illegal
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>>169149304
why would you loan money to a nig nog?
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>>169150329
just imagine for a second

can you really imagine winston not paying you back?
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>>169150032
I have a decent amount of fun with the few matches I play each day and I'm hoping the custom servers turn out well.
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>>169150092
if you'd played in beta patch 12, you'd know it was
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I just want a healer gf.
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>tfw just want to have some fun in qp but competitve faggots are all going full tryhard

I can't wait for the next season to start. It filters out unwanted autism
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>>169149927
New Hearthstone-esque currency tied to RNG cards. It's a ridiculous grind for free players or a ridiculous cash sink if you want to pay. Bear in mind that you have little control over making a card loadout, which is what (along with gunplay) differentiated itself from OW, as a new player whether or not you want to pay.

It's a shame. The longer TTK, focus on LMBs, mobility, gave it a different and enjoyable feel from Overwatch.
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mfw I can finally play bastion every game
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I got 3000 competitive points solely from the end of season rewards.

What should I spend them on?
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>his winrate with symmetra is 68%
>his second best winrate is 51%

Retard Enabler: The Character
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Watch as people create and design and a better and more balanced game with the custom servers and we'll go full fucking Dota with everyone playing the custom game rather than the horse shit that is quickplay/competitive.

Screencap this fucking post because it will be the truth
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>>169150705
but who does he fug?
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>>169150704
They said they'll be monitoring custom games to see what people change most often and use that as additional feedback
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>>169150176
>sombraXtorbjorn
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>>169150793
They have been "listening to feedback" for over half a year now and Ana and Roadhog are still unbalanced extremely overpowered pieces of shit and literally every skilled player acknowledges this
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>season high: 3494 SR
>with a disconnect earlier
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>>169150106
The marketing for this game was topnotch.
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>>169146082
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mfw roadhog will always be relevant
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>>169150881
I know the feeling, my season high was 2982.

My diamond game was thrown by a Sombra picker and then I got 3 losses in a row from disconnects on my team. Didn't have time to recover.
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>>169148962
Metric masterrace! The ruler doesn't even have inches or thumbs or whatever those american units are called.

>>169145580
Why is John "Jack" Morrison portrayed as such an aloof kinda gay? It doesn't seem to match his personality at all.
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>>169145545
>GM-level players queue with their diamond/plat friends to completely fuck with the average MMR of both teams on purpose
I don't even understand the point of this. What sense of fun could they possibly derive from this behavior?
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>>169150909
Sym wouldn't ask anyone for money. Shes too headstrong for that. If anything she'd steal from a rival corporation
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>Spend 4 minutes queueing into a game
>Not enough players
I miss comp already
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>>169149901
Da phuc mang

So Ana doesn't have any real eye at all?
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>>169151237
People like fucking things up for people in videogames. It's a power and control thing.
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>>169150697
Boi do i know someone
Bonus: This is on PS4
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Do you think widowmaker ever covers her face in makeup to look normal then cries in front of a mirror.
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>>169151430
why are you like this?
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>>169151480
no. she is a brainwashed killer.
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>>169151480
How much do you think she killed Gerard? Do you think she stiffled him with a pillow?
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which hero takes the least amount of skill to play?
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>>169151575
Yeah but what about when she is alone?
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>>169151507
Not my account/stats
Belongs to a cunt i hate

Not that i'm actually much better at the game but hey, at least i don't play Anti-Fun: The Hero, right
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>>169151623
Lucio contributes by existing and mashing E.
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>>169151623
Define "to play". You can play heroes despite because absolutely fucking god-awful at them. That describes half the people you get paired up with in solo-queue, actually.
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>>169151592
I think she shat in his mouth and made him suffocate on her fecal matter
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Did they add a mechanic to where if you leave an arcade game in progress you lose a win towards lootboxes, friend was saying he left a game and went from 7 out of 9 to 6 out of 9 wins
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>>169151172
I imagine 76 and Jack Morrison are two completely different people.
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>>169151623
Symm
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>>169151575
This.
She feels no shame or remorse
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>heal someone
>he runs into the enemy team and tries to be rambo
>dies immediately 1v6 because the rest of us were chilling behind rein
>"wow mercy thanks for the heals"
>we lose after a while
>same guy types in match chat "report our mercy for throwing"

and we wonder why support mains are a minority
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>>169151813
>maining
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>>169151623
lucio probably.

He autoheals anyone in LOS so he doesn't actually have to pay attention to his team

otherwise, roadhog, as he is now, is stupidly easy to win with
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>>169151323
Her left eye, the one she still has, seems to be a normal one or at least there's nothing saying it's cybernetic.
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>>169151850
There is nothing wrong with specializing in one class
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>>169151592
During a night of passionate lovemaking Gérard over exerted himself and had a heart attack.
It was an accident.
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>>169151912
>six time greater vision in right eye making you frustrated at the difference your retarded normie left eye makes
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>>169151507
>>169151430
What i especially love about this is the "0.00 Shields given"

Doesn't even know about the shield generator after 150+ games

It's pottery
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>>169151623
>heavy
>no documented appeals to progressive sensibilities

He and the medic are the biggest gay shit eva.
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Holy shit Complexity just got dumpstered. Anybody else watching? It's pretty lit.
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>>169151762
You mean literally two different people? Not just that Soldier is nowadays very bitter and worldweary?

Why even use pre-existing characters, if you are just gonna fan-fic the hell out of them... I don't get it.
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>>169148509
You must be 18 years old to post here.
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>rein randomly charges into the enemy team
>our lucio is the only one who doesn't immediately get picked
>rein dies shortly after
>"why wouldn't you follow me in? we were pushing, you guys are a bunch of pussies"
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>>169152124
No, not literally.
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Screencap this.
I have a theory that instead of just releasing new heroes. Old heroes will be upgraded into new heroes.
As the story develops heroes may become crippled in near death incidents or be given new weapons.
Possible heroes that will be upgraded.

Widowmaker into a new role possibly tank.
Due to the fact that in the early line up there was a screaming woman that is the same spider woman mecha seen in a panel photo. The theme being spiders, she seems to have been shelved for Widow.
This may be a possible upgrade to Widow if Widow gets injured in the story. Returning as a half omnic hero.

Second possible upgraded hero is Zarya. Since the Infilitration movie revealed Volskaya mechs that have a similiar function to Zarya as she is now.
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>>169152118
>Anybody else watching?
No
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SCREENCAP THIS

The new hero is going to be a bot made by the WE WUZ girl. But its still gonna be robo doomfist
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>>169152235
No.
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>>169152235
That's dumb as hell
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>>169152235
But what would they do to fill the place said upgraded heroes filled before? Put new heros in that spot that just do the same? They might as well just release the new hero in the place of an "upgraded" one then.
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>>169152257
Its not going to be doomfist.
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>>169151813
>maining a worthless healslut
>not maining best heal girl Ana
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>>169152118
Hammers is fucking humiliating them.
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>>169152185
>it's a good time to push, if I stay here my shield will just get popped in 0.4 seconds so I charge in, whole team was behind me
>team panics without safety rectangle and doesn't know what to do, getting picked off. Lucio literally leaves the team in speed mode just to save himself.
>I die in a 6v1 cluster
>I ask them why they're such pussies
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>>169152185
If Rein goes in, then it's fucking go time. Maybe you question his decision making, but you have to go all-in. Otherwise, the rest of the team might as well immediately go back to spawn to regroup.

I say that as that surviving Lucio main you mentioned. I gave you a speed boost the moment his charge animation started. Get the fuck in there.
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>>169152385
They already said they are thinking of possibly retiring heroes.
They have already done reworks of heroes for example Symm.
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>>169152257
I JUST WANT ANOTHER FUCKING OMNIC. THE GAME REVOLVES AROUND THE IDEA OF OMNICS AND THERE'S ONLY FUCKING ONE IN THE GAME
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>less than an hour total playtime on hero
>get gold not because hero's good but because teammates are that bad
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>>169152235
Seems extremely far-fetched. Blizz's whole design goal is to keep the heroes simple. That's why they don't have loadouts, different weapons, etc. We will just keep getting new heroes to fill in those niches that are still open.

Lore wise anything could happen, tho. But since the story has not really even begun yet, and the game is almost a year old, I doubt we will be seeing anything noteworthy in a loooong time...
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>>169152619
Two
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>>169152726
Genji is a cyborg
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>>169152651
>gold obj time
>9 seconds
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>>169152906
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>>169152906
everyone forgets the second one.
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>>169152619
Two
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>>169152726
Bation isn't even a fucking omnic. He's just a robot.
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>>169152693
They are just holding things up for the reveal of Overwatch: The Adventures of Winston and Tracer animated series.


I fucking wish
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>>169152931
that can be legitimate if you are defending and keep them off the point most of the time.
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>>169152619
>>169152398
Robo Doomfist voiced by terry would be top notch though.
Also woud kind of fit with jeff saying that its not who we think it is. Since its a black robot.
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>>169152124
You know the symbolism that when something significant happens to someone a "part of them dies". Morrison even says this literally. There was a part of him that died and 76 was born.
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How do I stop getting really frustrated at this game? I don't get mad as fuck and start yelling, but I do get upset whenever I'm trying really hard to win and lose

Thank fuck I only play QP, I think of kill myself playing competitive
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>>169153065
Bastion isn't an Omnic, it's just a simple combat AI that got corrupted by an Omnic God AI (which then got corrupted again by a love of nature or something)
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>>169152619
It's only a few years until the strongest supercomputer is as powerful as human brain. Omnics and Skynet will be reality in our lifetime. Sex robots too, but a sentient robot would never love an anon
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>>169153210
Anon...
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>>169153247
Anon......
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>>169153210
This. Bastion wasn't made by Omnica, but SST laboratories. The god AI's just reprogrammed his kind
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>>169153149
Because its a team based game.
I can get completely crushed by cheap ways in fighting games or anything based on individual skill honestly.

>Play fucking amazing but your team isnt doing shit so you lose
>Play like shit but your team carries you so you feel useless
>Everyone is doing ok but one or two of your team aren't doing shit so you get even more mad for losing
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>>169153278
Anon.........
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>>169153247
His bio even calls him a robot, baka. As it stands, there's only ONE omnic in the game and that's such a retarded design choice
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are the stats in overbuff broken/unreliable? or is it just some stats on some characters i know for a fact i get plenty of head shot kills with sombra.

whats a better more accurate site?
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>>169150774
me
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>>169153149
>"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference."

Focus more on things that you are doing right or wrong and less on what your team is doing.
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>>169153071
Hes an omnic.
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>>169153071
>Bastion isn't an omnic because he's not a humanlike omnic like Zenyatta
Fuck off roboracist.
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>>169151623
there's skill, common sense, and not being a fucking idiot in terms of how easy it is to play a given hero

if you're a fucking idiot, you could play bastion
if you've got no skill, you could play torbjorn
if you've got no common sense, you could play roadhog
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>>169153417
He counts
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>>169153417
Bastion is the bastion model of Omnics that the Omniums mass produce as grunts.
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>>169153417
see
>>169153689
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>>169153604
It's literally not, he barely even has an AI. Go watch Last Bastion again, all he could do was run EXECUTE.EXE until his bird showed up and triggered the TREEHUGGER.CMD override.
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>>169152537
I'll do it if he actually pins someone
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Can someone please explain to me the low sensitivity/arm aiming meme?

I've been trying to do this for the last 2 months on a bigger mouse pad and I'm doing... alright.

I just said fuck it and ramped my dpi up to 3000 and all of a sudden I'm hitting everything in the noggin.

I'm so much less consistent with lower sensitivity. I don't get it.
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>>169153213
ive been waiting for sex robots forever.
on that day we can finally make women obsolete and have partners who prefer logic and reason over emotion. grow our babies in tubes even. why are we putting up with all their selfish and self destructive shit again?
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>>169153843
It's a rule of thumb for good tracking. Everyone's preferred sensitivity is different. Just find what works for you and stick with it.
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>11 year old nigger (AFRICAN) child is a robotics prodigy
Uhhhhhhhhh
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>>169153071
omnics are robots

robots are made in factories called omniums

they were all unintelligent AI slave machines before they suddenly "became enlightened". Bastion is the only combat tank robot who is sentient. But there's like 20 other zenyattas and then there's millions of humanoid robots who are stealing all the white women.
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>>169153790
>>169153689
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>>169153790
Thats the whole point of the movie its showing that Bastion units have the selfaware bug that Omnics have.
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>>169153843
I use 800dpi with 6.5 in game for hitscan heroes. The thing that's helped me the most is learning to aim with my arm and not my wrist which had made my tracking a lot better.
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>>169152443

Holy shit is Torb meta now?
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>>169153905
hello molymeme
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>>169153942
Yeah, the african part ruins it. :(
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>>169153149
How many hours of playtime do you have? I only got the game a week ago and i know this feel. It gets better the more you play. I recommend messing around with your mouse/senstivity setting, different control options and crosshairs and all that fun shit. Once you find shit that clicks it gets better. It's surprising how much better my aim got when i switched my crosshair to the dot, but it obviously doesn't work for everyone.

It may be lame to say this but it's in the practice. And in your settings, probably.
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>>169153942
Don't forget she's a f-f-f-f-feeeeemale too!
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>>169151912
what if shrike and halloween skin Ana are actually young Ana in disguises.
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>>169153942
Its kinda ironic because in the real world africans are given scholarships by the truckload to study robotic engineering in western countries and they all suck at it.
Fucking liberal social engineering.
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>>169154075
How does Chu get away with stealing from MGS so much for Overwatch lore?
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>>169154075
It does, though. It's a near statistical impossibility and the very concept of it is laughable.
Also >>169154110 completely destroys the last tiny possibility of it.
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>>169153905
Can we also have male sex robots?
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>>169153942
when she grows up shes going to have her lips augmented with large disks that dont slip and her people will not have to worry about this happening anymore.
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>>169153604
>>169153643
>Once created for peacekeeping purposes, Bastion robot units possessed the unique ability to configure themselves into an assault cannon mode
>Bastion robot units

>>169153689
>a programmed machine is now qualified as an omnic
If I was an Omnic, I'd be fucking triggered over that shit. What's next? Is a calculator an Omnic?
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>>169153942
>the planet already has devices that transport people through time and space
>there has already been an AI revolution
>being able to create a robot is considered something special in Africa

Reminds me of a few weeks ago, how they said one South American kid was a computer genius because he assembled a PC on his own.
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>>169154181
There are children in africa who have made working radio stations and water filtration systems from scrap

it's not impossible to have a single intelligent african child before they get poisoned with aids
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>>169153942
>genius gorilla from the moon
>perfectly acceptable
>genius girl from Africa
>ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
Please leave.
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>>169153905
>grow our babies in tubes even
I think we can already do this for some simpler species. It's harder for humans because we are the crown of creation and our genome is so complex.
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>>169154314
Bastion expresses emotions and an ability to choose for himself. If that is not the definition of an omnic, pray tell, what is?
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>>169154352
>water filtration systems
Ridiculously simple to make, depending on the scale and efficiency.
>radio systems, from scrap
Proofs?
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>/owg/ going back to NIGGERS! xD again
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>>169154384
But gorillas literally have higher IQ's than africans.
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>>169154314
Omnics are robots you autist.
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>>169154314
Omnic is now just another word for robot
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>>169154459
edgy
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>>169154449
>Proofs?
theres that dipshit nigger who made his own rap radio station and thinks he's going to be the next kanye
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>>169154450
youtube.com/watch?v=uQQeJsRR0L4
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>>169154384
The genius gorilla from the moon is completely outlandish and makes no efforts to convince me it is genuine. We all know Gorillas are not peanut-butter eating scientists- Winston is a fun caricature.
Meanwhile the African is a genuine, sincere attempt to lie to us with progressive values.
"But they're smart! As smart as any of us! They were kings, too."
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How can teammates be this awful?
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>>169154526
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>>169154450
why they do this when we already have to put up with omniggers.

mfw new hero is and omnigger but also an alternate choice to rein
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https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753247929?page=3#post-45

I swear Geoff "Riptire" Goodman is really calling the shots on Overwatch while Kaplan gets cucked in the background.
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>>169154450
Guess it must be time to waifupost then.
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>>169154459
Someone should ask Chu if Winston is the smartest hero. See if they fall for it.
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>>169154508
Didn't they originally set up Omnics as being something completely different to a robot or am I imagining things?
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>>169154581
A radio station from scrap means soldering and assembling all of the equipment yourself. That's still somewhat noteworthy- even if someone has already invented it and you simply have to follow schematics.
If he simply threw together a bunch of radio equipment and said "Wa-la, Radio station" that however really isn't. Literally anyone could buy a Ham radio and start broadcasting.
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>>169154736
Shouldn't Winston be the smartest hero? Dude literally solved TIME TRAVEL
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>>169154450
>People are offended that a person from Africa is black

It must be miserable live with this mentality.
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>>169154508
Then what separates Bastion from Zen? Does Bastion not have free will? Or are the emotions he seems to express only an expression of his programming?

>>169154759
I thought that was the case as well.
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>>169154693
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>>169154759
Holy shit they are JUST robots. You could extend to say they are self replicating selfaware robots but still just robots.
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>>169154613
Quit the game.
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>>169154759
Well here's the first story part that involves omnics.
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>>169154759
My theory is Omnics are like Mega Man X, Zero, and the Reploids, robots with full personalities, free will, and are basically metal humans. The less-advanced robots of the OW world are either piloted mechas or akin to the Mechaniloids of the Classic Mega Man series, advanced but without personality or will.
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>>169154175
"Steal from the best", as they say. (And I want a sequel for Revengeance.)

>>169153079
I wonder what their business model could be. I mean, selling a comic? Sure, why not. But producing comics is very cheap compared to anything animated. So would they still try to sell people the costly animations? Or would it be a series on Netflix, or something? Blizzard would make less money that way (unless they co-produced it with Netflix to begin with?) and it also limits viewerships, etc... I'm not sure how they'd pull it off.
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>>169154936
Is liberal babby upset that I called out his identity politics?
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>>169154862
Well there we have it Gorilla > Nigra
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>>169154913
Coming from a programmer, this is just an excuse. It should be very simple to program in individual cases for EMP. Literally two if statements.
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>>169154508
>Omnic is now just another word for subhuman tincan mechanical nigger

Remember this when sentient AI is reality in 3 years. Unless it goes Skynet on our ass and kills 99.9999999% of our species in one day. Larry Page and other cucks who keep pushing the AI meme should be assassinated when it's still possible.
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Has anyone else been having weird ping issues lately?
I'm usually at a stable 30 but mine has been jumping higher recently and I'm seeing people teleport with as low as 40 ping.

I've been fine for hundreds of hours and nothing has changed settings wise so this is confusing to me,
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>>169155078
Or one if statement with an and such that:
if (issoldierult AND isaffectedbyEMP)
{
stop ult
}
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>>169155078
My guess is that Geoff has no fucking clue how to balance Sombra and that his view of Sombra is vastly different than Kaplan's view of her. So why doesn't Kaplan just handle the balancing then? Why is he letting Geoff fuck this game up considering he fucked up HoTS before?
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>>169155104
Sentient AIs are all literally subhuman. They might as well all be lower than mechanical niggers.
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>>169155078
He's talking from a gameplay/consistency angle, though.
"Well, if we let you cancel ONE ult then you'll expect to be able to cancel ALL of the ults. And while everyone thinks cancelling S76's visor is fine, is it still good if it clears everyone else's ult?"
He's not thinking in terms of "Alright, we'll have it be a hard counter to JUST S76.
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>>169155056
Winston is a pretty fucking far cry from "just" a gorilla
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>>169154613
I'm still amazed that people seriously get this upset over fictional characters in a video game being unrealistic because they don't conform to your personal opinion of what they should be like.
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>>169155046
No, you just clearly don't enjoy the game. If you haven't accepted the lore by now because of your needlessly racist ideals, you might as well just stop playing because it's clearly not going to stop for you or anyone else.
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>>169155124
maybe you got a virus
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>>169155254
But the difference is that Sombra and McCree are two completely different characters with two completely different play styles. He compared apples to oranges basically.
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>>169155285
He was raised by Jeffs self insert.
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>>169154913
>hacking more persistent ults is bad
>roadhog's is fine
This is really arbitrary desu.
It should just be all or none
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>>169155294
The game is large enough to effect the cultural zeitgeist. I wouldn't be upset if it didn't quite literally shape public opinion.
>>169155306
>being realistic is racist
This is the society we unironically live in. Facts are racist, and so is science.
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Does anyone els suffer from unbreakable last point holds thanks to symetra and torbjorn set ups? Not because of their simple shit but dealing with the 150 hp people get from the two toghether?
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>>169155403
He WAS willing to at least consider letting you move once you've been hooked. That way getting hooked doesn't get you automatically stunned and pretty much killed.
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>>169155432
No, saying an African child cannot be a genius because it's somehow impossible (hint: it's not) is fucking retarded and you know it. There is literally nothing wrong with an African genius child in this game.
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>>169155328
I would accept a virus from Sombra
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>>169155294
Come on anon are you dumb? I think little negress and her robots is cool but its definately a liberal fantasy. Keyword fantasy. She isnt real.
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>>169155541
You know they're just going to call you a liberal cuck now right
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>>169155494
thats why sombra exists.
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>>169155494
you group up and go from another route than isn't the main one. You kill the healers first and just fuck them up with your broken ults. GG EZZzz
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DO NOT OPEN, SPOILERS
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>>169155494
You don't like tank Ana?
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>>169155541
Name ONE African child prodigy. I'll wait while you desperately google something you can throw at me without a source.
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>>169155432
>video games influence entire civilizations!

So you agree with Donald Trump, Jack Thompson, FOX News, and soccer moms everywhere that video games cause teenagers to go on shooting rampages.

>video games must be 100% realistic when it comes to races I hate with a passion!

Do you throw tantrums over Symmetra not taking shits in the street?
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>>169155494
It's a very common QP cheese that disorganised teams of squishies can't beat
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>>169146082
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>>169155668
You need ten million mega wots in the head.
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>>169155712
I do not throw tantrums, but it does rather upset me that they deny Symmetra's smelly heritage. In reality she would be a completely incompetent, rude person with a cheap fake degree.
Were you not privy to the massive social talking point that was Tracer's sexual orientation?
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>>169155693
Why should I? The Overwatch universe is entirely different from ours. This is a fantasy game. One more time: if you have not accepted that THIS SHIT IS NOT REAL, just stop following the news of the game.
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>>169155564
>the very idea of smart black people makes me start screaming "LIBERALS! SJWS! UNREALISTIC! WHY IS EVERYONE SHOVING THESE HORRIBLE VIEWS UP MY ASS?!"

Congratulations, my friend, you've become just as bad as the SJWs and tumblrites and even worse than the bronies and furries.
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>>169155235
There's most likely a balancing team and it would be really good to know who's on that.

>>169155254
It has an easy lore reason to stop Soldier's ult, not to mention the fact that it literally cancels Pharah's and Reaper's ults. The question then is what is considered an active ability and what constitutes an ongoing effect? Because I feel that Tac Visor should be an active ability whereas it's fine for it not to cancel Winston's ult because his is a transformation.
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Does anybody else find turrets are op? they can shoot you from across the fucking map with ease
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>>169155712
You cant be real you are like a parody of stupid lying liberals.
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>>169155841
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>being on the wrong side of history
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>>169155947

Yes. It's extremely OP.

It should have less health or not be able to have a 360 range.
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>>169155947
As a Sombra player, Torb's turret sucks to deal with.
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Look I'm from /pol/, but seriously the people bringing up this shit about the new hero need to shut the fuck up about politics. I'm here to talk about Overwatch and Overwatch only.
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>>169155909
Efi isnt real you crazy retard. Its a fictional character not an example of a real person.
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>>169155947
somewhere in the game it says it's supposed to have a 40m range which is utterly wrong
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>>169155930
In that case should getting Flashbanged cancel Visor? Because considering his mask it's kind of odd that it works on 76 in general.
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>>169156082
cuck
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>>169155947
Turrets are annoying, and have been since launch. (And they even nerfed them for consoles, LOL.) But that's just one of many things that are annoying (and which have gone unfixed) so chances for changes seem slim.
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>>169155930
Geoff is defiantly on the team for certain, and Scott Mercer might be as well. Everyone else are probably Geoff's buddies from his HoTS days he brought over with him.
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To all the people who apparently hate Efi: post a picture of yourself. I wanna see what enlightenment looks like.
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>>169155947
The only thing that triggers me about this turret is its range.

The fact that the tips encourage you to try hitting it from outside is range is silly considering Overwatch's maps that don't allow for 70m worth of distance to allow line of sight on a turret without being hit.
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>>169155852
>the massive social talking point that was Tracer's sexual orientation?

/v/, /pol/, and a few online game review sites are not a massive social talking point. They ARE a massive pile of reeking shit.
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>>169155947
They have a max range you know.
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>>169156003
Hows that working out for you?
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>>169156230
To be honest, Tracer being a lesbian was nothing more than to get the Tumblr audience to buy Overwatch. Blizzard wants publicity and attention, so money wise it makes sense to make your star character gay.
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>>169156094
Exactly, so why are you so angry about it? You're the one who was bitching about her existing and crying about how unrealistic she is.
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>>169156150
IMO, no it shouldn't cancel Tac Visor. The lore reason for why flashbang works on Soldier could be that Soldier's visor has night vision properties and the flash causes them to temporarily malfunction,
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>>169155947
Bronze or console player?
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>>169156221
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>>169156221
>u crackas hatin on efi hol up, sho yo self mhmm u knomasayin yeeah sheet.
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>>169156369
And the only time we've ever seen it is on two pages of a comic hardly anyone read. Not even Blizzard made a big deal out of it, the only people who did make a huge fucking deal out of it are the people it sent into raving conniptions.
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>>169156230
I mean some people did probably lose their shit but those were crazies who cry over anything not being 100% pandering to them. From what I saw a lot of it was just bitching about those few crazies bitching.

On the other hand, tumblr took it too far like they always do, and literally made Tracer's character all about how gay she totally is, which sorta feels a like a discredit to her.
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>>169156221
Here.
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>>169156228
You are a shitter. Its easy as fuck to figure out the max range of turret. Just position yourself till it stops firing at you.
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>>169155947
>>169156228
This. I'm fine with Symmetras death zones in a way because once you know them at least you can avoid them or eassily detroy them with just one hit each. Bastion opens himself up to extremely easy kills for snipers and other long range stuff that can cuck him. Torbs turrets are okay in terms of damage and health but their range is absolutely ridiculous, it noticed that when playing Pharah. No matter how far up into the sky i am those things will target me, and probably kill me before my rockets hits them. Maybe i'm just a shit Pharah but those turrets are an annoyance for many heroes, to be sure. At least Sombra can just pop her ult and easily destroy them if the Torb doesn't ult it before.
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>>169156468
Right, but I'm saying if you made Tac Visor no longer a transform it would cancel it.
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>>169156559
For that kiss moment to happen, we should have had build up for a long time, giving clear hints Tracer was gay. It felt like they pulled a Dumbledore
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>>169155947
How can people ever have an issue with a gun that's made out of cardboard? Is it's whopping 14 damage TOO MUCH FER YOU?
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>>169156549
>people will still beg for it to be changed calling it "bad game design" when literally explained how what they want is bad game design by a game designer
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>>169156376
Im not you annoying sjw. You keep referring to it as a real life example. Its not. Period.
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>>169156549
that's pretty fair reasoning

I don't know if Reaper really needs buffs or he just needs the right meta, it is going to be kind of fucking hilarious that he's going to be doing like 0 damage to Bastion with armor + 35% damage reduction
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>>169155947
The only thing I feel that makes it bothersome is its 300 health. Feel like it takes too long to destroy it
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Is it me or has Dva VA been phoning most of her post release lines?
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>>169151795
She did visit his grave in the Christmas comic.

There's probably a small bit of regret deep in her subconscious.
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>>169156727
>>169156559
Forgot to add, it was simply in the end all about money. Overwatch was going on sale around the time the comic came out, so why not get more people to buy the game if you make Tracer a lesbian? Cause then Polygon, Kotaku, IGN and all the other click bait gaming sites will run wild with it .
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>>169156689
>Maybe i'm just a shit Pharah
If you know where the turret is you can just tank it and fire 3 rockets at it then come down for heals when its destroyed.
Assuming the turret is the only thing damaging you.
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>>169156840
That would be tracer
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>>169154780

>wa-la

please stop this

it's voila

VWA-LA
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>>169156825
He badly needs a buff. He's in a really bad spot right now because of his range. With the way the current meta is Reaper is fucked against heroes like Roadhog and 76. He's supposed to be a tank buster, but he can't even do that right now if you factor in Ana into the equation
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>>169156723
If the reason why it's a transform in the first place is to stop it being canceled by flashbang, then you can still keep it a transform and just do:
if (issoldierult AND isaffectedbyEMP)
{
stop soldier_ult;
}
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>>169156727
>giving clear hints Tracer was gay

how, "cheers luv cavalary's here, also I'm fucking gay as hell"

That's like saying we should've had build up that Torb is a family man who has solely populated half of Sweden with his spawn
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>>169156549
>comes with the considerable drawback that she is somewhat of a sitting duck while using it
>somewhat
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The enemy has a teleporteur.
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>>169156582
>On the other hand, tumblr took it too far like they always do, and literally made Tracer's character all about how gay she totally is, which sorta feels a like a discredit to her.
This is exactly the reason I don't want any more gay characters, or if there has to be more, I want it to be established when they join the cast. Shit like this where Tumblr takes a character and irons them out into some arbitrary identity drives me insane.
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>>169156549
I like that Geoff is power housing the forums right now and spreading logic while Kaplan is away. In comparison Jeff really does look like an idiot when he posts on the forum.
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Watch Jeff Kaplan not even get past his first match at his Quake tourney and then immediately nerf the character that's closest to the weapon he died to the most.
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youtube.com/watch?v=HV1OLj71xT0
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>>169157034
I hope he get a snarky hero that responds to some of these call outs.
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>>169156727
I mean she wears fucking crocs, it wasn't hard to see coming.
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>>169157031
From playing Pharah so fucking much you can avoid being killed with positioning and consistent healing. Aka, don't fly up to sitting directly center stage. Sometimes (actually most times) the best places to use the ult is close to the ground unless the other team is directly under you.
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>>169156825
Reaper is fairly balanced imo, the problem is the meta.

When the tankbuster can't tank bust something needs to change.
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>>169156856
Can you show us that revealing she's a lesbian had any impact on game sales?
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>>169157309
but he can't, even in the tank meta Reaper saw almost 0 play because Roadhog just does his job so much better
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Watch my shitty boop montage plx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYwgyEkcMdE&t=89s
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>>169157116
>says he mains the shotgun (worst weapon in the game)
>he never uses it except once in a blind panic
>uses the rocket launcher consistently
>keeps missing
>pretty much misses 80% of the time
>only reason he won the first match was the fact that steve apparently doesn't know how to turn around when being attacked from behind
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>>169155852

(assuming this isn't bait)

I can't imagine the massive amount of energy it must take in order to hate anyone different than oneself. I feel sorry for you.

Plus, it's a fucking game set in the future.
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Why is symmetra in the healer category?
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>>169157420
That's what I'm saying. Reaper doesn't need buffs. The balance of this game needs to be less retarded.
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>>169156915
Thanks
i think the problem is most of the time it's not the only thing targeting me, since i can just smoke Torb and his turrets in a single clip with other heroes.

I just need to play Pharah more

>>169157058
This. You need to look no further than the cesspit that is any shipping part of this fandom to find more shit like this. They're already at it again with trying to make Pharah and/or Mercy gay because muh popular ship and the whole Pharmercy vs. Gency thing is nothing but ridiculous. Then again so are all shipper fandoms that don't keep their crap to themselves.
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>>169156856
Kaplan said from the begging Tracer was always going to be a lesbian, they delayed it because they didn't want people to focus on that one part of her character. Like they didn't want everyone to go "Oh, she's that gay superhero.", more like "Oh, she's a superhero that just happens to be gay."

And I feel like they are still trying to do that, which is why they didn't put too much into the game itself referencing her sexuality. But like what >>169156582 said, Tumblr picked that shit up and ran it straight into the ground like they always do. It is just mostly them doing that though.
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>>169156963

I want to brush Sombra's hair while she surfs the internet and hacks people
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>>169157453
Its 2017 a White man is president.
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>>169157309
Roadhog's the problem not Reaper. Reaper has to get close in order to be dangerous and kill in three shots unless they're perfect but Roadhog safely pulls a target in and one-shots them and almost impossible to fail
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>>169156856
>it was simply in the end all about money
That's business/capitalism in a nutshell. But seeing how well Overwatch has sold already, it feels somewhat unreasonable to assume they could gain major new sales just with social media buzz. That's why I'm not buying your theory.
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>>169157453
>I can't imagine the massive amount of energy it must take in order to hate anyone different than oneself.
It's incredibly effortless and easy, actually. You're just a soft, weak person.
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>>169157309
Exactly this. Ana is the root of all this and yet the devs are so hesitant to nerf her. Partly this is because Ana is Scott Mercer's waifu and he's admitted that on several occasions.

>>169157098
You obviously haven't read the infamous tire comment Geoff made.
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>>169156549
Why is he talking about removing costs from abilities when they're considering making mercy invincible during her ult? What's the cost for any of Ana's skills??
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>>169156582
>which sorta feels like a discredit to her

Literally every character in this game has a shallow as fuck personality mostly defined by broad archetypes, there's not much character to discredit.

Tumblr already assumed she was gay anyway from her haircut and shoes
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>>169157635
LOL?
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>>169157642

> You're just a soft, weak person

Maybe. I'm happy, though. And I'm rarely angry at other people which is nice.
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>>169157635
I can't tell if this is fetish art or a "farts are funny" comic
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>>169157674
Because the devs love Ana. Blizzard has a notorious history of being biased towards certain classes and characters.
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>>169157663
Hes saying you can use Dvas ult to block people shooting at junks tire.
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>>169157034

Someone find their teleporder!
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>>169157874
For some reason, people in developing countries (like Brazil, India, etc.) really like toilet humour.

So, the joke straight up is "farts are funny".
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Will he ever get a buff?
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>>169157929
>sacrifice yourself to use an ult that will always be better just combined with Zarya's ult (like every other fucking ult in the game, lel)
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>>169157808
youtube.com/watch?v=iQJFk7CYL08
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>>169158105

Edgy.
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>>169158091
Basically you're only good for kamakazing everyone so Junkrat's tire will be safe.
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>>169158091
Matrix i meant not ult.
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>>169157746
Tumblr assumes everyone and everything is gay. When Reflections came out it was literally an early Christmas for them, and they drove it into the ground pretty quick.

I also don't think Tracer is just that cut and dry. Like a lot of characters are (Zayra = MOTHER RUSSIA STRONK, REMOVE OMNIC) but Tracer and a few others (Jack, Ana, Winston) have been given a decent amount of depth so far.
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>>169157663
>soldier ult, McCree ult

honestly I'm pretty sure there's something fucky with d.va's matrix when I can be right up in someone's face and see them shooting outside my Matrix
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>>169158078
They're gonna have to rework his ult and increase the speed of his grenades to make him viable. Right now he's just a shitty Pharah.
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>>169158105
Is that funny on /pol/?
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>>169157309
>try playing reaper a lot recently
>fighting 76 or mcree just has me wondering 'why don't I just play those heroes instead
>mcree has double the range with perfect accuracy, soldier has triple the fucking range with a self heal and constant mobility
>fighting a mcree is a death sentence because he can just flash and hammer you or just plain shoot you and win almost every time unless you're stupid lucky at point blank range
>this is obvious for a shotgun character, but you're literally useless beyond the ten meters range. It honestly feels unfair sometimes because you cannot do ANYTHING in retaliation if someone is shooting you, making you extremely unhelpful if youre not using your cooldowns to try and flank or get behind enemy lines
>not even that, the female models are so fucking thin and most people aren't roadhog sized at that distance so there's no way you're hitting anywhere near the full amount of pellets
>speed 'boost' (a small boost for three seconds makes basically no difference) on wraith form doesn't make any sense because using it where speed would help you (running away from a close quarters fight not going in your favor) they can just walk after you and kill you immediately

It just feels so underwhelming. Every time I play him I don't feel like i'm excelling in an area other characters don't, I just feel like i'm wasting my time when i could play mcree instead, or even better, soldier 76

Shotgun characters work because they are either tanky, have good mobility, or good sustain, or a high damage to make up for having to be close in a game that has primarily mid range shooters.

Reaper to me just feels like an awkward mix of all of those things.
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>>169158078
No, he will forever be ottermode.
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>tfw finally learn the best way to kill Genjis with McCree

now how the FUCK do I deal with a Tracer, I am getting nightmares about that little dashing sound.
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>>169158287
His ult is fine. Just run Dva to protect the tire.
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>>169158302
>not liking moonman
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>>169158189
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>>169157663

And yet D.VA is back in the D tier again, being most picked when shit's going bad because D.VA is great at stalling.
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>>169158367
Flashbang headshot?
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>>169158270
The devs have addressed and fixed this in the next patch. Right now, the shots are supposed to travel a certain distance before being blocked by the matrix (for hitscan it's just a certain distance the shots are fired away from the matrix), but soon they'll block everything that enters its path regardless of the distance so the block is more consistent.
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>>169158367
It's also McCree. Learn her Blink distance and start leading Flashbangs.

Sombra actually really fucks her up too but people will think you are throwing
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>>169158287
He's better at shutting down chokes than Pharah is, he really shines on Numbani and Anubis
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>>169158395
I think she's back in F-tier last I checked. But still you know full well you'll be yelled and screamed at if you dare pick her in competitive, even when shit's getting bad.
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DAE hate black people? How come we can't say the n-word? The ancient Romans had white slaves 2000 years ago. Blacks just need to work harder.
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I swear if they let us mod Overwatch i WILL mod the entire game into a Moonman parody.
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>>169158482
Maybe in Gold or QP, but his main problem with his entire kit is inconsistency. His main weapon is inconsistent, his trap is inconsistent, and his ult is extremely inconsistent.
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>>169158478
Sombra is kind of frustrating to hack.
Most of the time she just blinks/recalls out of range and cancels the hack.
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>>169158490

Nah. If I picked D.Va right away perhaps, but when the other team is only 2 meters away from the end of a payload map and we're doing everything we can to stall it out, no one complains about swapping off to Mei, D.VA and Tracer to just stall and stall.
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What keeps bringing you back to this shallow fps when games like Rainbow Six Siege are out? I have plenty of games to play yet I'm always playing this shitty game. Is it because it's so easy?
>>
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>>169158630
I don't have a mic.
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>>169158590
I don't know why his ult does considerably less damage when you jump and there's not really an indication it does so other than repeated trials.

I dunno what you mean about his weapon and trap being inconsistent. There's a couple of GM Junkrat players that do pretty well with him even on offense
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>>169153432
OB doesn't show critical hits for Sombra for some reason, idk. It's definitely pretty accurate otherwise though.
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Tell me a secret, /owg/.
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>>169158615
Tracer has to use two blinks to get out of range, and Recall isn't a sure bet either (plus it's a decently long CD).

If Tracer does get hacked she is hyper fucked though.
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>>169158624
You're one of the lucky ones. Most of the time you'll be harassed if you dare pick anyone outside of the meta.
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>>169158630
I stopped playing. Im waiting them for to deliver content again.
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>hanzo shoots you in the foot
>counts as a headshot because fuck you
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>>169158630
I can play a rooty-tooty point and shooty character like Soldier just to get the need for it out of me and there's no stress. My friends stopped playing and Ranked is cancerous.

I wanted the next TF2 but I literally got more enjoyment out of modern TF2.
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>>169158336
I can live with this. Ottermode Rat is best Rat.

Isn't there some Korean artist who draws Junkrat with really thick muscles?
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>>169158730
I masturbate to cartoons, mostly loli
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>>169158630
Computer too shit to run anything else
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>>169158778
this is basically the reason why I stopped playing Tracer, tired of watching an Arrow go past my screen and suddenly it's inside my brain.

Also her ult range pisses me off to no end.
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>>169158630
I play like 3 ranked games every 2 days. I don't even play the game now that it's off season.
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>>169158830
I love skinny-muscle guys so much, lithe and wiry and yummy.

As for your question, no idea.
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>>169158630
It's fun.
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>>169158760

I guess. I've made an effort to try to have a good attitude so even when I go non-meta I don't get yelled at.

But I guess I also avoid the real lighting rods like Widow, Hanzo and Junkrat. Most of my 'non-meta' picks are between Reaper, McCree and Pharah.
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>Put gay shippers in a shallow water tank
>drop their curling iron in it.
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>>169159068
For me its not so much the meta, but the people who constantly smurf and throw matches because they can.
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>>169159183
huh
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>>169158630
I play for the event skins and weekly lootboxes. Sometimes comp.
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>>169159215
Fuck smurfs man how much of a nigger do you have to be to buy two games.
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>>169159183
okay?
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>>169159239
I remember a huge surge of these around release but not much since then.
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>>169159183
Edgy
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>>169159239
Splatoon?
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>>169159239
>>169159373
Not a terrible idea but I'm not crazy about the design.
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>>169159239
Aestheticaly it's probably one of the best fan characters but the slowing enemies thing would be absurdly OP
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>Blizzard makes a new Omnic hero who is an homage to ED-209

Which class would you want it to be: Offense, Defense, or Tank?
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>>169159471
>
Who is mei
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>>169159376
My favourite recipe is charcoaled faggot throw it straight in the trash.
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>>169159525
I would have said tank because lolhugemech but we already got D.va

I would have said defense but we already have Bastion

So probably offense
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>>169159215
Yeah, that's pretty bad but I suppose it evens out. It sucks when it's on your team but you'll get free wins when it's the other team stuck with the attack torb shitter.

Only thing worse than that honestly is people who just quit as soon as the going gets tough and leave you as a 5v6.

At least the attack torb can be a distraction for a better attack or something.
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>>169159567
Slows a single enemy after sustained fire that a few heroes have options to escape from, not "you and your team sure are fucked if you plan on walking down this choke"
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>>169159525
Isn't that already Meka?
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>>169159183
>curling iron
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>>169158630
The colourful visuals, and hope that there will be lore in the future. (Besides, Siege doesn't offer clans either, so it sucks that way too.)
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>>169159373
>body fluid hero
Lol fuck reddit.
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>>169159525

We already have it with D.VA.

I'd rather have Overwatch's take on the Spider Mastermind tank.
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>>169159648
The MEKA is a lifeless suit. Pseudo-ED-209 is a sentient Omnic. Though it would be funny seeing D. Va riding him around.
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Anons of /owg/, I am one of those people that picks Widowmaker, Genji, and Hanzo.

Please shovel shit onto my chest
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>>169159795
You are fine and i will only shovel shit onto your chest if that's your fetish
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>Widow torturing a bound and gagged Tracer with Winstons Tesla gun.
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>>169159795
Most people seem to pick them the most, at least in quick play

I don't get the appeal myself
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>>169159239
I swear artist themed fan heroes are a dime a dozen
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>>169159752
ED-209 can't fly and doesn't have a defensive matrix. He does have a lot more weapons and is tanky as hell, though. He could be the armor version of Reinhardt, soaking up attacks while firing back with twin mini-gatlings and mini-missiles.
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>>169159795
My willingness to shovel shit on you depends on your ability to get at least 2 kills when I nanoboost you as Genji
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>>169159973
I'm biased towards lance users so, to me, this design is glorious
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>>169159795
If I do it will you kill all the support mains for me?
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>>169160034
Ana never nanoboosts me and it feelsbatman
Even though I end up with 3+ golds every mach I still get messages on PS4 calling me auitistic, a waste of life, a "sad sack of human shit", a "giga fuckboy" and the like
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>>169159239
>>169159373
This actually isn't half bad.
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>>169160114
I'd be down for a character who wields an energy lance that he uses for melee attacks and can fire bolts from it similar to how Mannoroth fires blasts from his spear.

>one ability has him charge forward, impale someone on the lance, then blast them away with an energy blast
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>>169159239
>not a kid
>not a squid
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>>169159308
>that suggestive hand placement
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>>169160331
The character design is all right if a little muddled on the color front but the loadout is unoriginal cc cancer and we have enough of that
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All the fan made heroes are shit. I haven't seen one good one desu.
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>>169159795
That's ok.
If I have a shit team comp I just pick torbjorn and mei and throw with my team.
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>>169156587
Where did you get this picture of me?
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>Widow has been putting it in my ass all game but I'm the only tank and my entire team seems to be intentionally ignoring her
>Switch to D.Va to go kill her
>Don't even make it to the Widow, team got wiped in 2 seconds flat as soon as I took off and I had to turn around to try and stall despite me leaving them with a 5v3 matchup if you don't count the Widow
>Mech gets destroyed in short order since it's 1v4 now
>Widow snipes me as I pop out of the mech, killing me before I even had a chance to do anything just to add insult to injury
>Defeat
>Team blames me
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>>169158992
Right? There's just something so appealing about lean muscle, I wish I could place exactly what it is.
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>>169160775
It was your fault. I bet you failed to tell your team to deal with widow and your tunnel vision cost your team their cover and led to instaloss
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Hana pleases old men for buffs.
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>>169160952
Someone actually said that in team chat when I asked if he wanted to join me on highground.

I switched to Sombra to throw but ended up carrying his stupid ass
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I regularly let other men fuck my wife, and I love it.

However, I dont consider myself even close to as beta as a Bastion player.

I just picture some tiny little nerd wearing glasses hunched over his screen thinking he's good at the game because he sits there as a giant OP turret shooting at people. Sad sad little men.
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>>169146082
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>>169160934
I gave up trying to tell them after the 5th death, since none of them wanted to switch off of Junkrat, Symmetra or Reaper, and our healers were Mercy and Lucio.
The enemy Ana never even nanoboosted anyone and got a card for 980 or so healing.
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>>169159973
All he needs now is a robo-horse for his ultimate so I can listen to the Saber Rider intro on repeat
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If you want to do a 2-2-2, does Roadhog count as a tank or a DPS?
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Is it a complement when someone says to you "This Hanzo needs to get some sun" and calls you "Captain Scatter"?
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>No training mode whatsoever
>QP is shit, offseason is QP2.0 but worse
>Ana and Rein not getting touched for months, Roadhog barely (((nerfed)))
>Plenty of bugs still in game but hey, at least we have new shiny skins!
Wasn't for Blizzard logo this game would be dead in the water by now
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>>169161614
Hanzo players that only get kills with floorscatters are vermin
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>>169161539
Roadhog is more like an off tank.
He can try to hold a positon when Reinhardt has to re-charge his shield for example.
As long as you have a "main" tank dong tank stuff you can do Hog stuff
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>>169161539
He's hybrid desu but it doesn't really matter since tanky damage is fine.
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>>169146082
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what sens/dpi are you guys playing on ?
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>>169155947
They are not OP, just braindead and antifun like fucking Roadhog and Symmetra
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>>169161906
850dpi, 45 sens.
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>mfw actual weebs in my games
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>we got shitty Chinese skins instead of these
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>169162056
Alchemist Zen feels redundant with Ana already in the game.
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>>169162051
Weebs=\=nips
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>people with 5 star prestige or more are absolute shit

how is this possible?
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>>169161631
Probably. The lunar new year patch was especially buggy with the hello bug still hanging around, not to mention Sombra's translocator not working if you throw it at her feet before running off.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12399307

If you could remove any hero or heroes from the game who would they be?
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>>169162272
REMOVE JUNKRAT REEEEEEEEEE
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>>169162139
They're usually single hero mainers that don't try to improve
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>>169162365
Just play as Zarya so you can laugh at him
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>>169156221
People say I look like The Rock, that's all you get.
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>>169162272
Mei, not because she is OP or anything but I hate her design and character.
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>>169162139
They are exp farmers. They don't try literally grinding losses for boxes.
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>>169162403
when i see one i switch to pharah but i mean his gameplay is non fun and he's non fun to play against imo
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>>169162432
Thats exactly how I feel about Roadhog, but he's also OP
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>>169162272

Bastion
Torbjorn
Symettra
Winston
Zarya
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>>169161631
QP is terrible. It isn't even a casual mode. Every match has a standard and trying to be chill 'play whatever' guy could mean you getting fucked unless you constantly adapt to the enemy. Might as well play ranked 24/7 honestly. Same shit you just have a better chance of getting revenge on someone.
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>>169162139
autistic players who main 1 or 2 characters and never stray from that role/character. for some reason they find consistent joy in just pocketing people as mercy and i don't understand it either
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>>169162582
>Winston
Why?
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>>169159373
>I remember a huge surge of these around release but not much since then
There is much, "Something for everyone" people don't really need to do self insert stuff except the rare good ones.
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>>169162272
>1 for Rein
WHO THE FUCK
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>>169161303
You can probably guess what my fetish is.
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>>169162139
It is ridiculously easy to get levels in this game. Probably just collecting lootboxes.
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>>169162661

He is useless.
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So Jeff won his first Quake round 5-2.
WRESTLE
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>"Imagination is the essence of discovery :)"
>Proceeds to crush people under his enormous bodyweight or fry them to death with electricity
>In a state where he "isn't angry"

Why is Winston try to make out he's nice when he's really a violent piece of shit?
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>"hmmm, not sure about the Sombra pick, anon..."
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>>169150106
i remember seing a post where this gramps got a ticket from the police
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>>169162802
Meant to quote >>169146082
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>>169162802
Brown?
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>>169162272
Widow and Hanzo are the only correct choice
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>>169162878
>no healer
>pick sombra
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>>169162878
>they never said anything about the hanzo or attack torb

It is amazing the mental gymnastics people will pull to pin the blame on Sombra. The entire kill feed could be nothing but her face and she could get an MVP card at the end but people would still beg her to change
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>>169162878
Jokes on you I haven't played Sombra, not even for a minute.
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>>169162923
Nothing so pedestrian.
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>>169162874
I don't fucking know why but I read your first line and thought it was a Zenyatta quote, and I got really confused when I read the rest of your post.
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>>169151795
there was a reply from the team in ow's faceb in december that she can actually feel and remember
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>>169162923
Yeah dude Widow and Zarya are delicious delicious brown
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>>169162272
Ana. Fuck Ana.
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>>169162878
>pick Sombra
>[autistic screeching]
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>>169162878
If you pick Sombra you better be communicating with your team, I see too many Sombra's run in, EMP, and then complain their team wasn't with them when we literally had no fucking clue what they were off doing
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>>169162878
>Sombra
>Useful
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>>169146082
100 hours in paint later
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>>169163172
This literally happens in diamond and below.

If you want an express ticket to bronze just instapick Sombra, play normally and your team will do the rest.
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>>169163084
why does she lie about having no feelings then
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>>169163070
Gotcha. Good taste.

>>169163095
It was three out of five, I guessed as best I could.
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>>169163179
One time I kept letting my team know my ult was ready and the only one to respond and group up with me was the Lucio. Bless, we managed to win though.
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>>169163281
It gives her power over her enemies and her allies if they ever become enemies. A lack of feelings means a lack of fear and any perceived emotional weakness or vulnerability.
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>>169162878
JUST PRIPYAT MY SHIT UP
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>>169163281
i dont think its on purpose, the brainwash might be not that perfect and from time to time she have glimpses of brief time where she isnt fully affected
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>only nano Sombra all game
>she gets POTG
>she had the hacked intro for bonus salt

Her smg makes a really cool sound in boost
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>>169158630
I didn't actually like R6S that much, it's a bit too slow paced for me and because the ttk is so low whoever sees the other guy first wins.
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>>169162272
>Widowmaker and Hanzo after Symmetra
really gets those neurons firing
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>>169162898
You can see the actual video of him in the accident here: >>169149047
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>>169163804
Symmetra just needs her beam tuned down slightly and break more easily when line of sight is broken.

It's absolutely ridiculous a Lucio speed boosting and booping me away isn't safe from an auto aim 120 dps
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>>169163804
But removing Widowmaker = way less Widowkeks
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How come not porn of Junk x Widow
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>>169163512
Nano Sombra is a perfect example of why she doesn't need a damage buff. And yeah her SMG sounds like a minigun.
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>>169164337
Because Widow is trash and Junkrat porn is only happening if Roadhog is involved
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Any updates on the mysteries of Efi?

I haven't checked in today.
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When does PTR go live

Or are they going to change Bastion more?
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>>169164416
Like people thought, she's not the actual hero.
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>>169162971
says the hanzo main
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>>169164408
You're not looking in the right places if you really believe that. There's porn of Junkrat with Mei, Symmetra, D.va, female self-inserts, the list goes on.
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>>169164408
kys faggot
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Junkrat the kinda guy to fap in the corner while Roadhog fucks some slut.
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>>169164416
there wont be a playable hero but there will be disgusting porn
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>>169164661
Sheesh did mum burned your tendies today?
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>>169164498
Tuesday at 11am PDT should be when all the shit on the PTR goes live.
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>>169162878
>20 hours of Sombra
Can't stop won't stop
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>>169164871
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>>169165001
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So is it alright to just admit that I suck at aiming in FPS and to just quit?
Because that's exactly what I did.
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>>169164871
Me too. She's my most played QP hero as of today. And by far my highest win rate hero in comp
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>>169165138
Could just stick to characters like Lucio and Reinhardt who don't really require much mechanical skill at all.
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>>169165159
what rank?
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>>169147318
I'd like to see ult interupts with sombra.
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>>169165178
Not only that but practice makes perfect
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I know its likely irrelevant but you can look up the origin of the Efi picture posted in the blog post. It was drawn up not too long ago. I guess that's obvious by how shitty it is.
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>>169165234
2600
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>>169165356
WE
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>>169165178
Yea well also I missed out on all those cool lunar skins and I didn't even play enough to get my comp points which would have been enough to get my first golden weapon.

Also >recommending to do a one-trick-pony on characters that are brain-dead easy.

That's one way to be ostracized by the entire community.
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>>169165453
Everyone loves Reinhardt and Lucio players because nobody else wants to play them. Take some time to learn how to be effective with them and nobody will complain at all. Your presence on the battlefield will allow your teammates to do their jobs more easily and they'll thank you for it.
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Dear hanzo and widow shitters
Why do you play characters that neither team wants you to play?

I'm legitimately curious.
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>>169162878
>someone picks sombra
>get a bad feeling about it
>don't want to be That guy so I say nothing
>they proceed to accomplish nothing all round
>they pick her again on defense
>teammates are telling them to swap
>they say nothing
>we lose
>check their career profile
>they had previously had 3 QP minutes on Sombra
>literally the 2nd time ever playing her
Why do people try out new heroes in comp? Whenever I see a questionable pick like this, I always want to give them the benefit of the doubt, but they don't often deliver.
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>"we want hero switching to be an integral part of the game"
>most hero switching is just half the defending team going d.va/tracer/mei on the last point of 2 CP

is this why they make those maps intentionally shit
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>>169158630
same reason no one plays insurgency

hiding in bushes is fucking stupid, RSS is the same thing but inside a house
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>lose 7/8 games tonight
>get golds as whatever class I play
>4 potgs
>teams can't do anything whatsoever

I fucking hate this matchmaking system. This game fucking sucks.
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>boop a rein so that self-destruct is behind him as it explodes
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>>169166409
>tfw your most played is the same hours as my least played
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>>169163512
nano sombra smg doesn't fire any faster, it just sounds like it does

dont fix blizzard
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>>169166483
>McCree starts high nooning
>walk right into reinhardts face and sleep dart him
>>
>join qp
>my entire team including me all sub 35
>entire opposing team is ungrouped cunts with 4 billion stars each
>>
Is it true roadhog is getting nerfed and D.Va buffed?
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>>169166880
Hog's getting buffed and D.Va is getting shitty bug fix.
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>>169166880
Hog is in the dumpster now
It'll be a D.va meta next season
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>>169147107
I know it's meant to be sexy but moms casually feeling up their daughters is a real thing, and if you say something about it they just go "we're all ladies here, what's the problem?"
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>>169166942
well hog is getting looked at AGAIN, not sure if it'll be a nerf or what. Geoff was just fishing for ideas on the forums
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>>169166986
What the fuck, who actually does that?
>>
Does Quickplay not take SR into account?
I'm ~3900sr and it keeps throwing me in games with players who are 1500-2000sr, needless to say it's not been very fun
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Widowmaker has a cute nose. It's something I think is often overlooked. Usually people focus on her lips when looking at her face. But her nose is the best part of her face in my opinion. It's small size. The way it slightly turns up. I love it like I love the rest of Widowmaker. But I don't think other widowfags appreciate it as much as they should.

Don't you agree?
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>>169167205
There's a hidden MMR it takes into consideration, separate from your competitive SR, but suffice it to say it just doesn't give as much of a fuck
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>>169167205
It tries, but it's much more lenient because it's not meant to be inherently competitive.
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>>169167339
It's pretty cute desu
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>>169167018
Yeah, right. I'm sure he will get another 20% on his spread as compensation anyway. Because the only hero that can be totally raped and left to rot in dumpster is D.Va apparently.

>dropped like 80% in usage and considered trollpick again across all ranks
>i think she's in good spot

Geoff is retard.
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>>169167339
not a waifufag to any degree but yes, the nose is the centerpiece of any person's face. if they have a bad nose, they essentially have a bad face. second place is the mouth, third place is the eyes
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>>169167339
Not a Widowfag but she does have a very nice nose. Her features in general are really feminine and it strikes just the right balance of pointed and round to complement the rest of her face.
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>>169150697
What's the secret to symmetra? M1?
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>>169167637
you might have to press W sometimes but yeah
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>>169167339
Her eyebrows are my favourite
>>
Is Tracer GoodSombra or is Sombra GoodTracer?
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>>169167060
My mom does that to me.
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>>169168183
My mom never did that. I always thought it was just an anime thing.
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Need someone to tuck you in?
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>>169163495
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>>169167903
havent played her that much but when i do i feel like its not even worth charging my right click half the time
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>>169168183
KING'S ROW
I
N
G
'S

R
O
W
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>have friend that has a constant 160 ping
>plays shit like Genji and Widowmaker regardless of team comp
>gets upset that people are getting mad at him
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>>169167205
>stomping shitters
>not fun
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>>169148769
>loaning money to roadhog
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please....new content....i'm starved....
>>
Have they said what are they changing for next season yet?
>>
>>169168169
The former
>>
>>169168765
After you reach Grandmaster rank.
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>Total Mayhem
>On Offense
>>
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Would you fuck a hat? It's a sexy hat
>>
God damn I love playing ____________!
>>
>>169169235
Battleborn!
>>
>>169169235
Pharah

>zooming around on Eichewalde and killing Ana as first blood

feels good
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>>169169235
Pharah
My main
My waifu
>>
>>169168765
new hero next tuesday, almost guaranteed
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>winston kills mcmeme
>"would you like to donate your body to science?"
>>
>>169169235
Sombra
Still debating if I should get golden Sombra gun though.
>>
>>169169235
with myself
>>
>>169169235
Genji is my guilty pleasure
>>
>>169168541
I occasionally play on the Americas server (from EU) and get a ping like that. But I think it's passable most of the time, because the game is so slow. But after 200ms or so the lag is too severe.
>>
how fucked am I
>>
>>169168541
>play with 40 fps avg if I'm lucky
>sometimes 35
>cAnt touch high skill shot heroes like mccree or any hero that requires pinpoint aim.

Reduced to healers tanks and junkrat is suffering
>>
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>>169169235
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>>169169235
Mei
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>>169169235
Widowmaker
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>>169156549
>You'll see pro players hovering above a door way

Implying you will see pro players picking a fucking pharah. Seriously, in what kind of bizarro universe do these cunts live and why didn't anyone fired them yet?
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>play lucio
>enemy team always whining and complaining how annoying I am with my crazy wall riding
>go roof surfing every time they try shooting at me, rarely dying
>12k healing average
>3-6 ults per game
>some even wanting to report me because I'm too good
Should I just stop? Could I do this all day?

Maybe it's time to play a new hero.
>>
It's been nearly 120 days since the last animated short.
>>
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>>169170169
>we love making them guys
>we want them for all characters, really
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>>169145097
>Plays Hanzo/Widowmaker
>Doesn't snipe turrets
>Doesn't snipe Pharah
>Doesn't sneak up on and snipe tanks
>Refuses to switch
>Spends the entire game getting in le ebin sniper duel with other shitty Widow/Hanzo, missing the most basic shots and patting themselves on the back for getting bronze elims

for what purpose?
>>
>>169170331

You also forgot:

>your hanzo/widow always loses the duel with the other widow/hanzo player
>>
>>169170329
Animation takes time, anon. It's pretty clear from the difference in quality that they don't just port in the in-game models and make an SFM - these are legit animated shorts, and those can take months to finish. Hell, some studios spend a full year or more doing this, starting with sound recording and then animating to make sure the visuals match the voices.
>>
>>169166109
I mean that applies to most heroes in the game. Do you want an Ana who has twenty minutes on her? Also if someone's throwing like that, there's not much you can do about it.
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>>169169425
Why do you say that?
>>
NES Overwatch when
>>
>>169170776
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/5vj2uv/dates_for_all_hero_teasers_and_reveals/

>hurr durr reddit
tl;dr they tend to tease heroes one week before they're revealed on the PTR
>>
>>169170879
stop shitposting on /owg/
>>
Efi Oladele is the objective

She's a moving control point

debate me
>>
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>>169171206
>>
>>169167395
dick
suckin
lips
>>
>>169171465
>We have to protect the plane she is in
>Payload gamemode, but in the sky
>Everyone is using jetpacks
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>>169169396
My wife.
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>>169167339
dont forget her clavicles
>>
>>169171625
Uhhh... Widow is a girl
>>
>>169171530
>Players have to jump around between jets
>Except Pharah because she can fucking fly
>>
>>169170504
Fuck the read team.
>>
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>>169171530
>>169171784
>all the characters are flying around in little planes like Don Karnage and his Air Pirates in "Tale Spin"
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>>169170093
obligatory
>>
>>169171806

Yeah!
>>
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>>169162874
>play Tracer
>kill a Winston
>tfw "Sorry big guy!"
>>
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>solo queue with shit teams all day every day
>lose
>6-stack queue
>lose
>duo queue with a friend
>lose
Why is it that you can get 30 hooks with 70% hook accuracy in a match and still lose every fucking time?
>>
Calling it now: new hero is going to have shield health - meaning yet another reason to run Sombra
>>
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>>169169396
Sauce?
>>
What if Winston kills or injures Tracer while going apeshit?
>>
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>>169171625
Don't forget her neck.
>tfw you will never kiss her neck.
>>
>>169171775
true
>>
>>169171775

acknowledged
>>
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Dr Ziegler I'm Blackwatch
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>>169172092
What if the girl's mecha has both armor and shields? Something that hasn't been done before and would work nicely for a new Tank.
>>
>>169172041
Prepare for her pickrate to get even lower once Boostion becomes a must pick, just like Soldier 76.
>>
>>169158307
The devs still think this is perfectly fine because "you can just have Zarya/D.Va protect him while he's getting close"

Except that that's just not fucking worth it, when you can just pick Hog and not need to get close at all.

Reaper's fix, is so fucking simple.

Make him move fucking quieter, increase the movement speed from his wraith from 30% to 50% and have his wraith form's cooldown refunded when he kills something.

It sounds op, but it's perfectly in-line when you remember that Hog can do Reaper's job from 30ft away.
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anyone else having issues with the site?
>>
>>169172632
Yes.
>>
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>healing pharah as mercy
>pharah flies into the point
>into the roofed square death box cluster fuck instead of just spamming from outside
autism
>>
>>169172970
>shitty mercy pocketing me and not healing anybody else on the team
>decide fuck it, we are gonna lose anyways and just start fucking around
>fly into a building and she follows me
>find out later the mercy was autistic enough to post about it on 4chan alongside a picture of literal autism
>>
>>169147536
Man, I had the craziest game of Overwatch the other day while comp was still active.

This was a Plat/Diamond game (2890 our group rank was), so we're on Illios, we start the game off, this 2 stack picks hanzo and widow, I'm like jesus christ we're gonna lose. The next pick was Junkrat, so right from the start we got 3 def heroes. I was like k well I'm not going to use any of my mains because I don't want to ruin my stats, so I picked Mei for a 4th hero. We had a soldier and a lucio to complete our 6. We went 3-0 and everyone on the team was going 35-50 kills, to 2-9 deaths max. We completely destroyed them and I was like literally how is this fucking working. Probably the funniest game I've ever played.
>>
Is the site normal yet
>>
>>169173424

Hahahaah

>>169172970

You just got owned faggot
>>
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>No good lewds of Mercy in just a lab coat

WHERE

ARE

THE

LEWDS
>>
>>169173497
>Not playing Sym, Widow, Torb, Lucio, 76 and Junkrat
>On Attack
>On fucking Watchpoint Gibraltar
>Not effortlessly stomping the entire team
>Not playing the greatest defense ever with the same comp
>>
God fucking fuck this game, I thought it was bad in my gold comp but players with stars on their portraits are a bunch of rude teabagging pieces of shit.

The only advatage is snipers can actuallu hit their marks but now every match is some tryhard faggot Hanzo and Widow.

Fuck me I'm ready for the next season fuck this game.
>>
>>169173648
reddit
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>>169173781
>labcoat
We don't accept that kind of deviancy around here.
Doctor's are RESPECTABLE!
>>
So why the fuck do people let omnics live if there was an omnic crisis that killed many?
>>
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>>169173976
please post more, i beg of you
>>
>>169145097
Why do asians always pick mercy? Cause muh waifu?
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>>169174015
That's all I have fore labcoats that I can find.
I typically try to save western art as much as I can.
>>
>>169173961
Yes QP is cancer. I'm not playing until comp season 4 starts.
>>
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Shhh don't wake him up (wake him up inside)
>>
>>169174197
WAKE UP YOU LAZY FUCK
>>
>>169174197
Jack was right.
>>
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>>169174105
I'm a fan of casual/swimsuit Mercy
>>
>>169174024
mercy is fun
>>
>>169174197
Why does he wear the watch cap?
>>
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>>169145446
>That picture on the wall showing Mercy when she was 18
>And Pharah when she was 3
Creepy as fuck.
>>
>>169166423
>no one plays insurgency
I play insurgency though
>>
>if your hook kills someone it counts as a miss
what did blizzard mean by this
>>
>>169145446
Why is this room so messy, where did they get a dead cat and why is it on the bed?
>>
>>169174197
>Mexican
>Very hot country
>Wears a beanie all the time

gabe confirmed for balding
>>
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>>169174247
>Swimsuit mercy

is mercy a one piece or bikini kinda girl?
>>
>>169174565
But Gabe is from LA.
>>
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My headcanon is that Mercy actually has a broken neck which is why she wears a neckbrace
>>
>>169174616
She's almost forty. Definitely a one piece swimsuit kind of girl.
>>
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>>169174426
Mercy is/was a pedophile.
>>
>>169174690
She practically immortal after all her anti-aging juice though.
>>
>>169174638
>it is actually her tightly fastened collar
>>
>>169174839
She's a dried up old hag.
>>
>>169174883
Inside the body of an 18 year old.
>>
at least i have 24/7 ctf servers to look forward to
>>
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>>169174865
>Mercy and Pharah come home after a long day of fighting
>Pharah immediately turns on Mercy and pulls at her collar, punishing her for not being a good enough healer
>Tightens it a little more whenever Mercy's bad so she's constantly fighting for air
>>
>Gerard comes back as a ominc-human hybrid
>Hired by OW
>Talon ramps up their terroristic activities
>Gerard dispatched
>runs into Widow
>They fight
>Gerard runs over to her
>sees her lying on the ground near death
>kneels down
>they have one last conversation in which Gerard forgives her
>She dies in his arms
>Gerard snaps and screams to the heavens
>No, this isn't happening, thhere's no reason to go on...what...WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>he buries her and disappears
>>
>>169174967
>24/7 servers where you can't pick Widow or Hanzo on attack
>>
>>169175094
>Regular server but Genji, snipers, road and ana are disabled

The dream
>>
>>169174967
>>169175094
>>169175239

do you guys really want to play qp without matchmaking
>>
>>169175239
>Mei, Symmetra, Junkrat, and Reinhardt are allowed
Its shit
>>
>>169175287
t. has never played a day of tf2 in his life
>>
>>169175287
>He doesn't realize the beauty of server browsers

underage
>>
>Mei still hasn't been removed

literally her only purpose is to slow the game down
>>
>>169175287
>more control is a bad thing

spotted the nu-male
>>
>>169145384
KANGZ
>>
will console get server bowsers too?
>>
>>169175457
spotted the fascist
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>>169175509
>>
>>169175529

>>169175529

>>169175529

New thread!
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>sombra's hacked highlight intro

holy fuck why didn't anyone tell me about this sooner?
>>
holy shit, I never realised how satisfying and hilarious targeting somebody as hog is. this hanzo called one of my hooks bullshit so I made it my mission to hook him as much as possible
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>went on a losing streak for 2 weeks
>post here about it, anons told me I was on tilt and should stop playing for a while
>dont play for a day
>losing continues
>stop playing for a week
>come back and it doesnt stop


I've checked my stats and I went from a 57% winrate to 47%, am I just bad? is me going on this losing streak causing the game to pair me up with shitters? I dont understand, how do I git gud? /blog
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>>169174616
>>
>>169175703
>2 weeks
holy shit, how often do you play?
>>
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>>169159973
So... Cyan Pile?
>>
>>169145534
>>169145692

I REALLY believe that they should hire another voice actress just for the Young Ana skin.

My boner disappears when I listen to that old bitch talking.
>>
>>169150106
Kek
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>>169163070
>no smug french spider to gently femdom me
save me.
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