>When does the new season start?
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/season-4-start-28-february-2017-countdown-clock
>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752795395#post-1
>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20529203
>Additional PTR changes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753097493
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh
>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl
Stale bread
>>169145097
first for mercy
>>169175574
This image is so nice but that foot weirds me the fuck out.
if you spent a dime on jewboxes you need to get off my board asap
>>169175661
Did you not get the skins you wanted, anon?
>>169175661
It's your fault that you're poor.
What's McCree thinkin about?
>>169175817
>Jesse
>In an AI robotics class
that guy looks like he's not entirely sure how his own gun works
Requesting Symmetra with Lucio tied down, preping to slice off his BBC using her beam.
>>169175904
Same thing he's always thinking about:dicks.
>>169175661
i've spend at least 60€ on boxes. i didn't buy the origins edition tho cuz it was too expensive
>>169175904
>why are u crying?
>thinkign of nerfs
>>169175942
Symmetra x Lucio is shit, even if it's abusive.
Have Symmetra tormenting Rubbishrodent instead.
>>169175636
Yeah, the artist got lazy. he/she could've at least let her have stockings on if they were gonna draw the right feet like that.
>>169175636
Just use paint to make the sandals cover her lack of toes.
>Volskaya
>Hanamura
>Volskaya
>Brief respite from 2cp on route 66
>back to Volskaya
oh jesus christ, why. I hate this, I hate it so much, I just want to airshot people on Oasis as pharah.
>>169176001
>abusive JunkMetra
This is not okay, anon. Those turrets kill people, they are not for sexual.
Why isnt this just widows default colors?
So youtube OW people are confident that the next hero is going to be a spider tank from Ghost in the Shell.
Thoughts?
>>169176187
uwot
>>169176187
It would look really silly to see a quadrupedal robot scurrying around while being speed boosted by Lucio. I'm skeptical.
>>169176165
Whites better
>>169176165
>not flashy enough
Also pink and shades of pink are a symbol for femininity.
>>169176187
I wish I could kill anyone who copy and pastes stuff from reddit and make 20 minute videos out of it.
>Next Overwatch hero? Does Efi hold the key?!? [Cropped pic of Edi] [:thinking: emoji]
>>169176248
Reinhardt's running animation when boosted is ridiculous.
>>169176187
why the fuck do people what overwatch youtubers? all they do is take a reddit post and talk about nothing for 10 minutes
>>169176371
News gathering because I don't like Reddits format. Plus white noise while doing other things.
>>169176187
What is the theory of Efi lately?
>>169176140
Sorry mane, have some cute.
>>169175661
>Spend 10€ first time on Lunar boxes for lulz
>same night come home buzzed
>next morning notice I've saved my payment information on battle.net and bought 20€ more
>check hero gallery in and find 1 legendary and 2 epic skins
0-4 I become a Reinhardt main.
5-9 I become a Lucio main.
Dubs and I uninstall Overmeme and never touch it again.
>>169176474
crusader online
>>169176243
>*beep boop* Kill all white people, Pham! *boop*
>>169176474
Already am one but roll
>>169176449
Much better, thank you.
some one needs to make a "nigerian princes needs your money" meme of nigger loli
>>169176371 Pretty much what >>169176410 said. I don't use Reddit myself neither and some are entertaining to watch since they all have different opinions about the game.
>>169176486
>Maining the most boring hero in the game
>>169176371
This
I run into that mussel guy all the time in qp
My friends flip out every time and jerk him off all game
I figured I'd see what all the fuss is about
>it's just some 30 something guy playing the game while talking drivel for 20 minutes
I'll never understand it
Where's the lie?
>>169176436
Her white eye make up is in the same design as the eyes that hack Sombra in her trailer. Numbani and the eye make up are shown connected in Sombra conspiracy web with a spider tank connected to both.
>>169176567
how mad was the person who made this picture
>>169176567
>Dying to Bastion
Hello bronze
>>169175529
mfw faggot shitters clearly dont warm up their tracking in training mode before they start playing ow
git gud
>>169176561
>try watcing muselk's video
>"HIGHEST LUCIO BREAK IT DOWN EVER"
>thumbnail shows lucio ulting from top of Nepal Shrine
>20 something minutes
>video is him and his friends doing qp and shouting memes and laughing like hyenas
>ok, still no lucio action
>13 minutes in they are at Nepal
>the trick fails and clip cuts off halfway
>more qp and giggles
>close video
>>169176519
>german hammer swinging madman in power armor with a rocket engine strapped to his back
>boring
>>169176371
AstroKitty is pretty good.
>>169176760
Nigger that image was probably made a year ago
So... when does everyone get a second alt?
>>169176829
>OW is almost a year old
>All we got was 2 characters 2 maps
But we got 4 events, those resources are well spent.
>>169176561
>>169176813
the thing that really makes it impossible for me to watch the guy is the fucking royalty free euphoric music he always has on in the background
>>169176371
The only ow youtubes I really watch are just stream highlights from people like Kephrii or Shadder
>>169176561
Muselk isn't that good by himself, but his comedic synergy with Tyrodin and Bazza and sometimes Brad is sweet.
>Reaper has no alt fire
why?
>>169176793
Who needs tracking when you're a lucio mainShooting while wall riding is hard
>>169176968
Shooting at all is hard. Lucio buff when?
Should I learn cowboy man?
Good Pharahs basically always are the reason I'll lose comp and despite liking soldier more his spread is trash long range.
>>169176868
Not sure is Sombra is a character. Most useless hero in the game.
>can't heal
>can't do dmg
>can't block or take dmg
>>169176951
What would it do? Other than have left click fire the left shotgun and right click fire the right, which would be completely pointless.
>>169177004
she "heals" with health packs that are already on the map
>>169176948
>watching retards fake enthusiasms on youtube
>>169177057
>Mfw seeing a Sombra get a card for 3000+ healing
>>169177000
Soldier is better than McCree for long range anyway though, if Pharah is that far away you should have enough time to dodge her rockets that do minimal splash, especially coupled with 76 healing
>>169177057
It makes them charge twice as fast, as well as denying the enemy team of them. If there's a Sombra on my team hacking health packs is all I want them to do.
>>169177004
she's good for one thing:throwing the game for the entire team
Post muscle.
>>169177057
That are usually a mile away from the actual objective.
To be honest, her hacking the health packs is the coolest and best thing. If they were closer to objectives and push points.
Volskaya first point is a good example where her hacking the two health packs is really good.
Other than that, she is useless.
>>169177075
You've never met any Australians, have you?
>>169177128
Is that a pro Zarya?!
>>169176948
He seems like a nice guy but the jokes and laughs are way too forced
>>169176316
i sexually identify as a crab.
there will be vengeance for your heresy.
>>169177128
>This is strength.
>>169177172
Sorry but. They are faking it. Just like over the top streamers do too.
Star is a good example of how a person usually acts when playing games. Which is why he is a boring faggot
I'm on fire! Isn't that against regulations?
>>169177265
Which hero says this?
>>169177183
It says a lot when you're only funny when you're playing with funnier people.
>>169177254
Does that make it bad? They're a bunch of mates mucking around in a video game, did you expect fine art?
>>169176187
we got a GitS hero sombra last time they may as well get her out of the way before the movie comes out and enrages all the fans and lets down all the normies
mfw anchora sucks
>>169177057
Hey, fast respawning health kits that the enemy team cant use are fucking amazing.
Honestly she should be in the support role
>>169176343
I enjoy waiting till our rein charges then boost to see him go back to the future
>>169177319
No. But I feel like a total loner when watching other people have fun with friends. So I don't watch shit like that and play with the few friends I got.
Most people who sub to these streamers/youtubers just seem like lonely people. It's fucking depressing.
>>169177414
Ah, well that's a very different reason.I know the feel anon, all my friends can't play Overwatch for shit.
>>169177315
Mei with either of her firefighter outfits
>>169177383
bliz said they might reclassify her role to support which is probably a good idea.
What golden weapon should I get /vg/? Leaning towards Pharah. I love Sombra too though. Mei would look good but I don't want to be that guy
>>169177163
Sombra is crazy good on Ilios Ruins because that large by the point is an amazing anchor for your team
>>169177128
You got it
>>169177553
Wait for spider robot
Gold plated armor
>>169177512
Honestly they should just remove the 'Defense' category and replace it with 'Healer'.
Put heroes like Symmetra, Sombra, Mei and Torb on support catergory.
>>169177414
i only solo q, i hate ow friends and never add anyone. i feel more at ease when people are constantly talking to me.
>>169177553
>Loaning money to a monkey with a peanut butter addiction
nope
>>169177623
Or just move symmetra and make support healers
HEAD OF TALON CONFIRMED!
>>169177623
and help justify attack torb? no thank you.
>>169177806
im not leaving without that shota
>>169177806
>on a rating where people think attack Torb is a good idea because they are in the support category
Because Hanzo/Widow being defense stops so many from picking Hanzo/Widow on attack.
>>169177798
HOLY SHIT
>>169177383
How would you feel if hacked health kits hurt enemies and became noob traps?
>>169177512
They need to do that thing where hacked players lose their HUD
>>169177931
>Hacked kits poison you
Fund it
>>169177697
I will consider this for future revisions.
>>169177512
Why can't you hack Sombra's hacked medkits?
Seems so stupid that you wouldn't be able to do that.
>oh look a nice place to charge a free ult in controlled bursts of healing
>let me take a breather
>>169177512
>Move Sombra to Support
>Move Symmetra to Defense
>MoveRoadhog to Attack
There you go, fixed the placements
>>169178108
Sombra is such a master hacker event she cant hack herself
>>169177931
would have to do slow dmg and only deal dmg while on it but that would still be retardedly good. do want.
>>169178168
>Road is moved to attack
>Suddenly no one hates him
What will the community mean by this?
>>169177004
>>169177057
>one of the best ults in the game
>absolutely devastates tanks
>the two best positioning tools in the game, including the best escape
>can hack health packs and tanks on top of that
>fast
>can see you crying for heals through walls
>makes enemy team paranoid
Putting her in support would be wrong. Well played, she can put insane pressure on the enemy team and shit out damage while being elusive as hell. EMP also basically makes zen and zarya unpickable.
>>169176001
I didn't know how much I want this.
>>169177798
Yeah, I hope that ugly little monkey is actually an evil insufferable bitch.
>>169178168
>Move Symmetra to Defense
she can actually be legit on some attack maps with teleporter and her sheild can lead people in relatively well.
they need to nerf her nose though
>>169176140
>>169176449
What if they are lovey dovey all the time except in the bed. They are just not afraid to communicate their likes and dislikes.
>>169177887
Full image please
>>169178308
Fuck you, Winston is a nice guy!
>>169176121
not posting the Overwatch version of the Darkest Dungeon pics...
>>169177128
>
I sure do love getting a free win when I get Eichenwald on defense while quickplaying.
I hate getting the free loss on offense, though...
>Offense on Total Mayhem
Thanks I'll gladly take my 28 minute long defeat.
>>169176818
Yes, too boring in fact. The only reason he's even played in the first place is his shield, but now with fucking soldier+bastion meta he won't be worth shit
>>169178381
Whatever works for you.
>>169178434
dont worry they are fixing super choke next patch.
>>169178536
They're removing the existence of the bridge?
>>169178280
>one of the best ults
Nope. That's Zarya, Zenyatta, Reinhardt and Lucio. They are high impact and capable of wiping/saving the team by themselves.
>absolutely devastates tanks
No, she doesn't.
>the two best positioning tools in the game, including the best escape
Nope. That's Tracer. Also, who cares? She can't do damage unlike Tracer.
>can hack health packs and tanks on top of that
Meh. Only worth hacking Rein. And a competent Road or Soldier will quickly shut you down. Also, health packs are not that useful unless you are playing as a flanker like Genji and Tracer.
>Fast
Not faster than Tracer. Not stronger than Tracer. Useless.
>can see you crying for heals through walls
Cool. Let me go to my Ana/Mercy and get a quick heal. What you gonna do now?
>makes enemy team paranoid
Hardly. Spy from TF2 made you paranoid because you could get one shotted. Sombra is just an annoying fly. She is more of a morality boost because you know that she is tilting the enemy team. Free win.
You got owned kiddo.
>>169178524
Unless it's a payload map, then Offense has an insane advantage.
>>169178580
What magic causes that? Everytime I got payload offense and lost.
>Got all the way to the end on Gibraltar
>We lose when the cart was like .05m away from winning
I HATE WINSTON ON THIS MODE
>>169178570
>>169178647
>it's fucking nothing
The problem with Eichenwalde is that the offense are funneled into a narrow corridor to push the cart. It has nothing to do with that gate, though it is an annoyance.
>>169178647
>Doesnt do anything about the first chokepoint
It is very retarded. The tunnel is literally THE size of mei's wall.
>>169178643
It must be a different story between maps then. On Dorado it felt like a clean sweep, partially thanks to the Payload keeping us healed during fights.
>>169178757
>>169178815
are you actually retarded or just bait?
>>169178953
All you need is a Lucio to never die
>>169178815
>>169178757
hanzo mains detected
>Play with slow as fuck sens
>Nearly physically impossible to play tracer
>Turn up sense to the standard 800 dpi 5 in game
>1 month later
>Shit aim all around
What the fuck am I supposed to do? CSGO drills?
Post cute Sombra!
>>169179127
non edgy villains ftw
>>169179127
cute Sombra!
>>169179198
I'm afraid I don't understand what you are talking about.
What is Sombra doing? Why is Zarya so disgusted?
>ESPORTS
>only 3.5k viewers on twitch
is this game dead already?
Who exactly is the main protagonist of Overwatch?
>>169179347
Season one it would definitely have to be winston and tracer
>>169179347
Not sure if there is any
>>169179305
real wizards siesta at desk.
>>169179347
Aww fuck I dunno maybe it's that dyke on the box and in all the promo material and all the ads and who gets a skin in every event without fail?
>>169179305
sleeping instead of pumping iron
Reminder that all characters should be sent to Dr. Ziegler to receive nice asses like her previous patients did.
>>169179441
Dr Ziegler built her own sex toy. Genji is hard wired to be only faithful to her.
>>169179407
artist is trying to force shit pairing, just look at pics on wall
>>169179489
>Mercy doesn't actually love Genji
>To her he's literally a living dildo
why do people get so fucking asshurt in QP?
they should be grateful im staying there instead of dragging down their rank with my sub-par genji play
>>169179563
She and the Medic would get along nicely.
When will they learn
sombra d.va is only good pairing, their personalities don't clash and have somewhat similar interests.
I just sigh inwardly whenever I see an Ana on my team now because WE NEED HER THE META.
If you can't fucking aim she's not any good, dipshits.
>>169179305
the siesta is sacred
so wtf there is a nother girl character bein added? y dont they add any new COOL charatcters for guys to play as? thats 3 fuckin girls in a row they add now.
>>169179738
But we're not getting a girl. We're getting the omnic she created.
>>169179586
Plot twist: Angela is actually married to Mr Medic offscreen making all this shipping nonsense irrelevant.
>>169179395
she didn't get anything for halloween
>>169179738
omnigger tank with robo vagina incoming.
>>169179792
>Angela has ressurrection effects and "Heroes never die... for the right price" with her devil leggos
>Medic has literally struck a deal with the devil by transplanting the other 8's souls into his own body
DEEPEST LORE
>>169179628
Are you literally fucking retarded? The only thing remotely similar to those two is their physical appearance and that they both enjoy using computers, even with that sombra is still 10 years older than dva. They have literally nothing in common
>>169179489
He's not her sex toy just yet. She's only preparing him for it by keeping him sexually frustrated without any way to relieve it until he can't even think straight and only then she will add a dick to his body. And once that is done, she'll activate the kill switch and go back to the original plan.
She needs to be stopped.
>>169179738
there will be more girls until there is equal ratio of male to female heroes cus sjw's said so
>>169179973
Jesus christ, shut the fuck up
Alright, so what's the deal with off-season matchmaking? I get that there'll be more cancer than usual, but why am I getting plats and top-500s in one game?
>>169179738
it's not even girls the problem, I would accept some cute waifus are cool looking gals like Pharah, instead we got a fucking granny (redeemed only by her young skin), a Bratz doll (she grew on me tho) and now a fucking lil' monkey, shiet I hope she will just be a side character
>>169179083
racist as fuck
I love Hana.
>>169180079
Hana loves Hanzo!
>>169180031
This, but directed at everyone who posts all that gay shit every thread has. KYS already.
>>169180065
>omnic tank
>little monkey
what
>>169179628
D.Va told her she hates hackers?
>>169180065
>>169180028
>>169179891
>>169179738
Stop fucking playing the game if it pisses you off that much, literal fucking children I swear to god.
>>169180037
No matchmaking exists off season, hence why matches are faster to find.
>>169179973
The vile wench.
anyone want to fuck off in customs. 1v1s for shits n gigs, cancer custom game modes.
>>169180272
It's as if they seriously believe Blizzard has the audacity to let people shoot and kill small children.
>>169180321
no thank you.
>>169175904
He woke up and didnt see Sombra sleeping on his chest.
Reminder to be grateful for what you have, we could do a lot worse than the legendaries we got.
why sombra's hair look like it just came out of a bento box?
>>169180370
Sombra has some seriously pretty eyes. I like how they glow whenever she goes to hack something.
>>169180272
>new character comes ever 4 months
>hints of new character are revealed
>people complain about what they see
>"WAAAAAH SO STOP PLAYING IT IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH"
nigga you dumb
>>169179958
>both have fun loving, humorous personalities.
>love computers.
>sombra is older slightly more masculine than childish d.va.
>younger girls like more mature partners in straight and lesbian relationships.
>both races generally hate whitey.
>>169180294
But... why? Not enough players? They have to be able to find 12 diamonds at least, right? Why's this gold torb main in my game?
>>169180436
You forgot one is just a fucking pro sc2 player and mech pilot, and the other IS A FUCKING SECRET AGENT TO A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
It's no secret Blizzard shamelessly copies other media
But what would you WANT them to wholesale ripoff?
>>169180272
guess i forgot to check my privilege, sorryYOU DOUBLE NIGGER
>>169179628
I mean maybe this would work if D.va had any personality whatsoever but we all know she doesn't. Her personality is:
>strong independent female
>very good at [whatever thing]
>dislikes evil or anything even slightly off the beaten path of good
>if you are not a silver age comic book hero in terms of personality you are off the list
D.va could theoretically be made interesting if her love of games and defeating people sometimes went too far, leading to her being either too competitive with her allies or too callous and sadistic with her enemies. But that would almost give the character layers, and not immediately knowing if a character is good or bad is really scary!
But hey, it's not her fault. That's how well over half the cast is written.
Mei:
>strong independent female
>very good at [whatever thing]
>dislikes evil or anything even slightly off the beaten path of good
>if you are not a silver age comic book hero in terms of personality you are off the list
Pharah:
>strong independent female
>very good at [whatever thing]
>dislikes evil or anything even slightly off the beaten path of good
>if you are not a silver age comic book hero in terms of personality you are off the list
I mean fuck me, I don't even like Sombra but at least her combating the Illuminati gives her a bit of depth beyond HACKERWOMAN. You'll know if a character is supposed to be a hero in this game because they'll be a paper-thin personality-deprived jackass constantly berated by the other characters Blizzard isn't afraid to try shit with.
>>169180436
Also, dva doesn't have a "fun, humorous" personality, she's just fucking annoying and childish
>>169179109
play smug.
>>169180534
TF2 map designs.
>>169180534
Ace Attorney.
I just think it'd be neat to have a lawyer character.
>>169180487
You don't seem to understand the connotations of "Quick Play"
It simply finds the quickest game possible.
>>169180567
Well memed
>>169180567
>mei
>"dislikes evil"
>packs rocks into snowballs
>not blatantly Chaotic/Good
WEW
>>169180594
I miss too much now.
>>169180567
>dislikes evil or anything even slightly off the beaten path of good
>if you are not a silver age comic book hero in terms of personality you are off the list
What?
>leading to her being either too competitive
That's pretty much what her bio states she is and her lines are kinda implying. But hey, keep spouting shit.
>>169180764
Why the fuck wasn't this an actual skin for widow? It's just too pretty to just be a spray
>>169180650
You misread the context. We're talking about the off-season competitive button.
>>169180487
kids these days cant read.
>>169180823
tracer and hog needed more skins :^)
>>169180831
It's just quick play with competitive style
>>169180823
Too lewd.
Considering the backlash they got for making Mei healthy, it's a good thing they didn't fan the flames with a super sexy Widow skin. Tumblr would ddos shit.
>>169180817
>what her bio states she is and her lines are kinda implying
Yeah, good thing it was kind of almost hinted at in her bio. It's not like characters need to actually display personality traits or act accordingly, we can just tell the audience what they should think a character is like.
I'm sorry your feelings are hurt because I insulted your stale polygon waifu but let's use our brains today maybe.
>>169180718
And then there was this thing:
>Come on out.
>I'll find you!
>Now I'll get you!
>Ahh, come out.
>Better watch out, Mei's going to get you!
>There you are! *shink*
That was very boring in terms of gameplay, but holy shit, is this supposed to be a snowball fight?
>>169179596
>5'5"
Perfect height.
post more sombra
cutest girl in overwatch by far, pity she's absolute trash. and before you say anything, i play at masters and will internally give up whenever i see a sombra on my team.
>>169180953
Yeah, good thing you completely ignored the part about her lines, or the shit above. I'm sorry your feelings are hurt because i told off your shitty troll post, but let's not strawman today maybe.
>>169180917
The thing about mei's skin is that those whales at Tumblr thought blizz was fatshaming or something like that, but widow already has a "history" for being sexy and using lewd clothing, hell, she would be wearing more clothes than her standard skin
>>169180831
It was like this the last off season as well. I don't get either why blizz doesn't left the comp mm in it but who cares. It's not like the games are any good, since people are bringing over the lol it's just QP mentality and aren't capable of picking decent composition. And supposedly the no exp is fixed now, so it's probably even worse.
>>169179596
They should've got a picture of Junkrat where he was actually standing up straight. He'd be a giant there.
>>169181040
they want to start her out as not over powered because her kit could be broken as fuck if not handled properly. she will get better VERY slowly and is still fun to play.
>>169179596
Is Reinhardt 7 foot with or without the armor?
>>169175529
what gold gun do i get
>>169181000
That'd be 5'9" to 5'11", actually. At least as far as women go.
>>169179391
>Sombras hair is not glue
Muh dick!!!!!!!!!!
>>169181158
Yeah, it was like this last season: Completely fucking worthless. I kind of assumed that they'd fix the root of the problem.
I guess I'll be six-stacking for the rest of the off-season.
>>169181040
I will scour Pixiv for some more Sombra's for you anon.
>>169181238
mfw retarded people cant think for themselves
>>169180065
Its confirmed she is apart of the new heroes background not the new hero herself.
>>169181182
i don't like her kit in general. blizzard absolutely ruined the hero, because they were overly scared of pissing off casuals with invis that they made invis last nothing, made her scream out her location, etc etc etc.
her base kit is purpsoely weak to baalnce out her ridiculous ult, that's an awful idea.
Anchora deconfirmed.
Rhea confirmed.
Shh! You'll wake up the blackwatch commander!
>>169181376
GET UP YOU LAZY NIGGER!
>>169181303
>>169181340
>>169181182
>she will get better VERY slowly
>>169181304
not retarded
just wondering if i get widows tracers or pharahs
or a meme like torb
>>169181104
>Shit, I've been outwitted because I eat crayons
>Maybe if I copy his post and change it around I'll seem witty and intelligent
Let's put your theory to the test since you're so confident. We'll look up ingame lines that hint at this personality you insist she displays. The criteria will be "too competitive," as per your post, and "(too competitive) with her allies or too callous and sadistic with her enemies" per my post. Ready? We'll scan the entire wiki for voice lines suggesting this personality.
>(Multikill) High score for sure.
>Soldier: 76: War isn't a game.
>>D.Va: Are you sure life isn't a game, Soldier: 76?
Wow, what a deep and complex character. I can see how I was stupid to suggest she could use more personality, literally any personality at all beyond video game puns.
>>169181303
i love you.
How do we fix Sombra, boyoz? Nobody is ever touching her in ranked.
Sombra doesn't get nearly enough Sfm porn love
>>169181301
They don't think QP mm is problem, yet alone some one week in three months thing. Muh quick matches that still take 5 mins to find and are utter shit anyway.
>>169181429
Love you too.
>>169181432
by calling you a retard until you stop posting
>>169181340
Reaper also yells edgy shit when teleporting for no reason. They really should keep those lines only for the user and leave other SFX and GFX to alert you of their presence so it's not too good.
Okay guys, I understand that everybody here hates the game, but what things OW did 100% right?
For example I like that all character are available from the startI wish R6 Siege did the sameUnlockable characters are pure cashgrab
>>169181462
100x this
>>169181432
You don't, she is a poorly conceived hero. There's no point to ever using her because "stopping abilities from being used for a few seconds" with never ever be more useful than "killing them so they have to wait eight seconds and run back from spawn."
She was originally designed to do stuff like make Torb's turrets fire on his teammates or enemy abilities hurt their allies, but that had to be scrapped because Blizzard markets this game to fat housewives and special needs children who can never be expected to adapt or learn to play around a gameplay feature. So Sombra will forever be the queen of the garbage can and never played in any environment more serious than drunken quickplay.
>muffle reaper's footsteps and teleportation voice
>he is suddenly viable
>but this is not done
Why is blizzard so incompetent?
Efi should've been at least 14
I don't care that she is a nigger, but 11 is too low
>>169181528
For a team of elite assassins and agents focused around stealth and efficiency, Talon really needs to learn to keep their mouths shut while working.
>>169181539
the game looks good, blizzard knows to pander by including edgy deathguy, ninja weeb/archer weeb and waifus left and right.
they cater to the casual audience through competitively-laughable concepts like roadhog instakill, junkrat being built around spamming and not aiming, etc.
they know how to make money, basically. but the actual state of the game? it's one of the worst balanced games i've played in my life.
How do I get Korean gf?
>>169181629
>>169181629
>FROM THE SHADOWS!
>HERE I AM!
>I SEE YOU, DO YOU SEE ME?
Literally Team Talon.
>>169181432
>no piggy tattoo
>>169179083
>>169181425
>I can't wait to get into the fight!
>Let's shoot for a new high score!
>Think you can keep up with me?
>I'm going to own all these noobs!
>There's no way I'm losing. Attack!
>They're taking the point. Time to get some kills.
>I thought you were going to be a challenge!
I'm sure i missed some. Then again i'm not sure why do i bother since i can already hear you typing how these are just normal lines and don't hint at her competitive spirit at all.
Where's the Kaplan quote where he says the game is designed around counter-picking?
>>169181854
>these are just normal lines and don't hint at her competitive spirit at all.
Probably because they are and every hero has generic "I am prepared and eager to fight you" dialogue. Telling me any of this displays a personality unique to D.va is complete crap because even fucking Roadhog has similar dialogue prompts.
>>169181883
who gives a fuck what kaplan says. for some reason reddit sucks his dick because he's le funy and comunicative dev, but he doesn't know jack shit about balance.
i'd rather have the icefrog/valve approach where they don't say shit but actually balance the goddamn game. when a fucking game designer says "our game philosophy revolves around hero stacking" but even the most basic bronze shitter knows that's a load of garbage you know the game designer is mentally deficient.
>>169181654
I wonder myself.
>>169181935
>be useless
>hack reaper out of ult (yes the range is that good)
>hack road pig out of ult
>hack phara out of ult, hack can keep her nailed to the ground except for her minor boost which is not enough to matter
>hack mcree out of ult
>watch road pig cry like a bitch while in team fight he eats ult then hack him again just before it wears off. (rage quit many a pig in my day son)
>hack rein out of charge/shield
>hack tracer into oblivion
want to get hacks off? wait for the team fight to begin and people pick targets so your not focused the very second you decloak.
>>169181954
Which isn't a good thing when Roadhog is a fucking psycho.
>>169181883
Here:
"-hey everyone this Jeff from the overwatch team, I just would like to say that this game is shot and purely based on counter picking. Todalooo!"
Beaners, get the fuck out! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>169182035
>>169181968
TF2 is not really that balanced on competitive level
Meta was always the same: 2 soldiers 2 scouts demoman medic
>>169181654
Join the army, get stationed in korea
Korea is a pretty decent country to live in and they tend to like staying there, so unless you're talking about "Saving" some dirty korean hooker who just wants in on that sweet plane ticket to the US and your $400k life insurance policy, good luck.
>>169182114
What's the matter weeb, can't handle the smug?
>>169182180
Throw a coin
>>169182156
the thing is, valve made tf2 way before the competitive esports craze. the game was pretty balanced in a competitive sense, maybe it wasn't a fun spectator sport ( i personally enjoyed it) but it was fun as hell to actually play, because skill was 100% necessary. you wouldn't see autistic retards main reinhardt or lucio all the way to grandmaster because every role on the tf2 comp team requires insane amounts of skill.
former tf2 pros like clockwork absolutely despise the game and play because it's a good source of money. seagull was an average tf2 player, but the best ones like b4nny and clock despise the game.
Reminder that Roadhog does not like Junkrat no matter how well they go together in fanworks.
>season high: 3494
>with a disconnect to boot
>>169181832
>>169181883
>>169182098
You can pay lipservice to how much you like counter picking, but the actual reality of the game discourages or even makes swaps practically impossible. This is best seen in 2CP defense. You get one chance to get your team comp right. Maybe you want to swap for the second point after getting rolled, but you'll be giving up ultimate charge.
Hybrid also has this problem for defenders, but at least you can lose more than two team fights without losing the entire game.
a good rule of thumb for sombra is stay glued to your team most of the time, she cant 1v1 duel people. bust she can assassinate low health targets hence why she has her passive and long distance mobility, also watch for enemies heading for your previously hacked health packs, its good bait.
sombreros mantra is: know where your team is at ALL times.
>>169182312
That's good.
>>169182136
Semi-lewd Sombra.
>>169182251
heads i get pharah tails i get widow
check my sick crop tooalso 7
>>169182312
Wasn't that comic with them trying to go legit official? They seemed to get along pretty well in that one.
>>169182330
yes, you've posted this 4? times now? Just keep going from that point in a week, they're unlikely to change the shitty placements
>>169182457
VERY LEWD Sombra.
I'll probably see you guys in three weeks.
>>169182302
>2017
>people still think lucio has a low skill ceiling
>playing lucio as a "healer"
lmao
>>169180823
Laziness. They would probably list some convoluted reasoning about silhouette, clipping or someshit but there are other skins with those issues from release.
The devs are so hypocritical for this game. For examples please see anything where they talk about hog not being overpowered. Apply what they say to any other character and it sounds downright retarded.
>>169182552
Bah, who gives a fuck about spoilers.
>start doing good
>hands start shaking
>aim goes to shit
H-How do I stop this?
>>169182417
How could they fix Sombra's weapon? She does a lot of damage but only because her clip size is ridiculous. She's not very good at killing people quickly.
>>169182302
Majority of TF2 players never considered TF2 a serious skill requiring game
When people talk about skill they just feeding their ego. High skill ceiling doesn't make game fun or popular. It is just a thing to brag about on internet
Lil' Sombra.
>>169182530
I don't remember, but this is what you get in the game:
>Do you ever shut up?
>...Shut up.
>Someone finally shut him up.
>About time you did something useful.
>Finally... quiet.
>I'm tired of hearing your voice.
They can work together, but it doesn't look like Roadhog enjoys his company.
>>169182674
stop drinking coffee before you play, remember its just a game, remember life is shit and stay in a permanent state of melancholy.
>>169182674
should probably head outside and get some exercise at some point if visual stimuili is triggering physical distress enough to mess your aim up
your adrenaline glands are probably so backed up they leap at any opportunity to feel like theyre needed anymore
>>169182674
>start doing good
skip this part
>>169182768
>child character
>blatant upskirt and no trousers
Wow thanks asia, what an exciting and new piece of art
>>169182696
you dont "fix" it because shes not supposed to have the capability to instantly kill people because she has a free escape option and allowing her to tracer rewind every 6 seconds combined with tracer-level damage at a range far beyond where tracer is effective would be beyond retarded
you are not an "assassin", you are playing the character wrong, stop fucking whining
>>169182674
kirkland signature vodka
>>169182778
That might be to do with them being Aussies. You can hate each other and bash each other and still be best mates.
Why is the new Hero going to be released most likely when the new season starts and not now, while the game is in a unplayable state?
>>169182891
Explain to me how "unable to use abilities for 4 seconds" is more useful than "killed for eight seconds and has to run back from spawn." Because, of course, this is the alternative you are proposing for Sombra since she "can't be an assassin."
Go on, I'll wait. Take as much time as you need!
>>169182628
It's amazing how high people can get while being completely oblivious to what Lucio can do. Admittedly, the vast majority of people playing Lucio in the higher ranks aren't actually Lucio players. They're just doing it because they know someone has to. They treat it like jury duty. All they do is swap auras and press E, and they get a 50% winrate at Diamond/Master so that must be all there is to it.
Someone call trump because we are dealing with an immigration crisis with all these Mexican criminals in this thread.
Post best girl to cleanse yourselves.
>>169182891
>An offense hero that can't kill people
Hmmmmm
>>169182674
I do the same thing when I start poppin off super hard, I just channel the spontaneous parkinson's flare up by just turning all my shots into flickshots.
If that doesn't work, try playing back until you calm down. Sit behind shield and think about what you gotta be doing and how the team is doing. GL friend and dont forget to breathe!
>>169183156
I just ran out of Sombra's to post, I'll post all the best girls you want.
I hope that once the forums are done with roasting Hog, they will finally jump at the two real broken pieces of shit that are Zarya and Rein.
If Reaper actually killed everyone he wanted dead, what would he do then? Can he even die?
>>169182696
again shes meant for backing up your team. her gun is meant for medium range combat and is well suited for laying into rein shields along side soldier, if you can break his shield your open to hack other key targets.
her passive shows her low health targets which are the ones she can afford to break away from team to pick off.
>see low health target, drop trans, go invis, pick off easy low health target bonus safety if they run unknowingly for your pre-hacked health pack, teleport back, profit.
>>169182696
shes perfect, ability-wise in function
hacked and EMP'd enemies need to gain a unique sombra infra-sight for the duration so your retard team knows who the fuck is hacked at any given time and that rein you hacked 3 times at the choke can finally fucking die
SMG needs microscopic damage-per-shot increase until everyones happy, spread and mag size is fine otherwise youve just got stealth 76
it's in a fine place where it's not a tank-eating reaper playstyle, but also not a 76 rifle. shes in the middle where she can easily hit everyone but not particularly hard
she's in the top 3 for fastest ult possible in the game so doing much to her damage while maintaining her kit is not gonna go well
>>169183310
>An OFFENSE hero that CAN'T KILL PEOPLE
HMMMMMMMM
>>169183297
Either find a real job or keep being a creep staring at people with families.
>>169183294
Zarya takes skill though
Does anyone have the other image in this series of Mccree visiting his private memorial of Reyes?
Also when do we get a blackwatch and deadlock gang mccree skins?
Reminder to switch to Quake Champions once it's out.
>>169183534
There are no waifus in that shit.
>>169183484
>>169183310
>genji, really good at killing people
>mcree, really good at killing people
>pharah, really good at killing people
>reaper, really good at killing people
>soldier: 76, really good at killing people
>BRO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND OK SOMBRA ISN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL PEOPLE OK SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BACK UP YOUR TEAM OK
>tracer, really good at killing people
nine hundred dollarydoos if you can spot the odd one out
>>169183534
>viral marketers are so desperate they switch to literal PEEPOOPEE frogposts
>>169183630
Reaper?
>>169183484
Most of her skill comes from being aware of your team, and knowing when to go in.
If your not a braindead ape who can look at your cooldown bar, and can resist the urge to walk into the entire enemy team by yourself then your a good Zarya.
>>169183630
It's Reaper, Reaper doesn't kill people, Reaper jumps in people's faces and gets killed immediately. Now gimme my nine hundred dollaryoos.
>>169183747
>reaper doesn't kill people
When will this meme die.
>>169183630
Sombra is an oddity. I think Blizzard would have wanted her in Support but was afraid that people would be as confused about her being there as they are about Symmetra. In exchange, now people are confused about why we have an Offense hero who can't fill the 2/2/2 DPS slot.
>>169183630
Blizz clearly don't know what they are doing with the categories. They should let people set their own.
I would have:
Offensive
Defensive
Healers
TRASH
>>169183630
is this the same reason why my attack teams are almost always full of heroes from the defense category and my defence teams are always full of offense heroes?
How many ways are there to be offensive in a game where everyone has guns and the incentive to shoot at people with them? jeff kaplan played us like fucking fiddles
>>169183787
when reaper gets buffed
>>169183425
>blizzard said they will likely reclassify her as a support
MAKE SOMBRA A SUPPORT HERO NOW
>>169183787
alright, he sometimes does kill people when they're distracted and he's right behind them
mccree can still kill them quicker in this situation, and he actually deals damage beyond point blank range
>getting dominated in KOTH Mystery Heroes
>2nd round, we get 2 Roadhogs
>we end up winning 2-1
Great hero.
>>169183935
that would likely make her the support with the most DPS though?
>>169183935
They would need to make her kit more support focused then. Maybe let her hack a teammate every 20 seconds to instantly replenish their abilities on cooldown?
>>169183871
dps/tank/healer/support would be better
but doing that would do nothing but show how theres literally three times as many dps characers as any other category
>>169184010
Symmetra has the highest DPS in the game. Technically. Considering she can't miss.
>>169184087
>>169183871
Flanker should absolutely be a category.
It also have a big red alert just like with Snipers
>>169175904
Hanzo :]
>>169184010
I dunno. Mercy pistol, Zenyatta and Symmetra all do more damage, don't they?
Also, you'll never play Sombra as a support anyway since it'd be a massive waste. You basically require two healers, unfortunately, and she does no where near enough dps to fill an attack role like Symmetra can.
>>169184052
>Hack Lucio
>Unlimited healing
>>169184197
thats more of a subcategory, like "sniper" already is
>>169184052
>>169184303
>4 bubbles
>>169180140
Oh no, this iscute.
>>169184421
Nah, still balanced.
>>169184421
>double hook
>double sleep dart
>double charge
>sixtuple blink
BALANCED
A
L
A
N
C
E
D
>>169184421
That'd be 3.
TRIGGER WARNING for multiple instances of sexist and racist language in the article and the thread on xeppit
>"In the infamously toxic worlds of online gaming, the simple revelation that an actual, real-life woman is playing can inspire others to berate her with horrifying, sexist comments. Unfortunately, these situations have almost become the norm in online spaces. In fact, a 2014 study published by the Pew Research Center found that 25% of women between ages 18 and 24 had experienced sexual harassment online.
>That number won't come as a surprise to anyone who's played an online game — like, ever — but a new thread on the Overwatch xeppit lists in unsettling detail the types of abuse female players endure on a daily basis. As of this writing, the thread's nearly 2,700 comments are filled with players sharing stories of sexual harassment in competitive Overwatch — and it's absolutely gut-wrenching. Here's an overview.
>xeppit user neutrondamage started the conversation with a post on /x/Overwatch, inspired by her recent uptick in playing the competitive mode of Overwatch as much as possible before its third season wraps up. As the amount of time she spends in competitive Overwatch increased, so too did the amount of horrible sexism she's experienced — such that she called it "one of the worst" weeks she's had, in terms of harassment."
>>169184240
sombra does more damage than all of them unless you count discord
her dps is the same as mccrees
>>169184549
Here's neutrondamage's quick list of things players have said to her over voice chat in that short time:
• "Can I get some nudes?"
• "Hey, why aren't you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?"
• "Let me lick your gaping donut hole."
• "You're a small tittied bitch."
• "I bet you have a fat cunt."
If you think playing with a male friend might fend off the worst of it, that doesn't seem to work either. Neutrondamage said she often groups up with one of her guy friends; she included some of the (arguably worse) things other players say in that situation. For example:
• "Awe, little girl has to queue with her boyfriend."
• "Can I get a turn at pounding that pussy, my man?"
Neutrondamage posted these comments not only as a way to open the eyes of those in the Overwatch community who don't deal with this kind of harassment on a regular basis but also to field suggestions and stories from other women in the community.
"I try so very, very hard not to respond to people that say this kind of shit, so much that I'll leave voice channel if it gets really bad," she wrote. "I always block and report them after the match, but sometimes I just stop queuing completely because I'm scared that I'll get matched up against them again and I'll have to endure more."
>>169184456
They're the only artist I've seen that pairs them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO214WfPpUs
your welcome faggots
>>169180140
>>169184642
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comfort_women
>>169184532
how?
>>169184549
>>169184626
Here's a fucking idea, just don't use a mic. All my ladyfriends choose to play games in silence and they've never had problems.
>>169184767
There'll be none of that shit.
>>169184832
Come now, anon, that's rather unfair to any female that just wants to play and not attention whore.
Mics are completely necessary for team based video games, having one makes all the difference if you actually want to be good.
Telling a woman she shouldn't use a mic simply because she's a woman is bigoted. It also plays right into the femnazis hands when they talk about how bigoted the internet is and how we (meaning they) should reign it in.
>>169184832
>man uses voip
>nothing happens
>woman uses voip
>endlessly harassed
>when a widowmaker out of all characters, says a voiceline about moving the payload
>>169184626
>"Let me lick your gaping donut hole."
>>169185045
are you new here or just autistic
>Sombra runs from spawn before anyone else, jumps in the middle of enemy team and solo ults
>gets killed instantly, the emp wears off before her team arrives
>wow, what a shitty hero
>retard switched to Hanzo (was Sombra)
Problem with Sombra is that she requires team work. Possibly more than any other hero. So yeah, she's utter shit 99% of the time in solo Q. If you have team that does use the hacked healthpacks, she however gets her ulti faster than fucking pre-cooldown nerf Mei and if used well, that shit is autowin.
>>169185018
That's a very fair point, I shouldn't generalize like that. But I mean like "don't use teamspeak if you don't expect to get harassed". Because unfortunately it's just something that's bound to happen.
One of my friends plays with me through teamspeak, but relies on me to communicate with the rest of the team. Not because she doesn't want to get harassed or anything, she's just shy with strangers.
>>169185163
what has triggered you my son?
>>169185213
I think hacked people should get marked and be visible through the walls.
That would make non-verbal team coordination better
>>169185138
https://clyp.it/fy0hvuru
Which character's default skin is worse than their alt skin(s)?
Dr.Oladele I am BAMF
>>169185213
This very much. I've been crushed by Sombra's before that obviously communicate. Doing shit like hacking out
r Reinhardt, then everybody focusing them before he can back out. Or dropping EMP on my entire team the exact moment their Genji *unsheathes katana*.
>>169185473
Ana, McCree, Torbjorn, Ana
>>169185281
>man uses voip
>is only insulted when he makes a mistake
>woman uses voip
>is insulted relentlessly for no perceptible reason
Stop defending it. Stop saying it's "bound to happen".
>>169185389
That's pretty much all I want, is for hacked health packs/enemies to show up through the walls at about the same range she can see low health enemies. Would make her so much better on teams where nobody says shit.
>>169185641
half my friends list is women and nobody has ever insulted them based on the fact that they aren't guys
>>169185641
But it's true. Friendless virgins on the Internet are naturally rude to people, and moreso to women.
>>169185641
How often does it actually happen though? I've never seen it firsthand and I remember in a lot of the older games I played girls always got gifted shit and favored by the guys. I know that the beta sexual comment bullshit happens but I'm not convinced it's as bad as many people insist it is.
cant wait for the mercy buffs
>>169185770
I have spent my entire life as a genderless blob online because as soon as someone even suspects i'm female they refuse to leave me the fuck alone. 90% insults, 10% white knights.
Why can't I just fucking use VoIP like everyone else?
>>169185770
about as often as someone with a faggy voice or accent catches shit
>>169185482
The flight plan I just filed with Athena lists me, my Rein, Dr. Ziegler here but only one of you.
>>169185929
>Genius medic who worked her whole life to cure diseases and injuries
>constantly risks her life to save people
>she gets treated like a shameless whore on the internet
STOP IT. WHAT WOULD MERCY THINK IF SHE SAW THIS?
only voice that triggers me is 6 yo's
>>169186084
She'd get turned on because she's a stinky, loose BIMBO!
>Ryūjin no ken wo- *weeb death sounds*
>>169186010
But I have a faggy voice and it's just the occasional tard asking me about the cock I suck.
>>169185993
And 0% take you seriously, right? I am not saying that it doesn't happen, just that I don't think it is as big as some claim. I've heard fucking guys playing mercy using voice mods to sounds like girls and very few people call them on it.
Also you can use VoIP like everyone else.
>>169186084
what indeed
devil skin is there for a reason.
witches are known for being very sexually liberated.
>>169186084
Mercy is a nice lady!
>>169186015You fucked up the script
They work for the mercenary, the masked man
>>169186262
>lmao y dont u just deal with it tho???? :^)
Suck the densest part of my fucking colon, faggot.
>>169186328Not expecting to do things in order. Unless you mean the name of the doctor
HOG?
>>169186084
"Amateurs. I can do better with Genji's arsch alone."
Check out this sexy blueberry
>>169186358
How often does it actually happen? I've been in games with girls in VC and haven't heard it once.
And yes, some people have to put up with bullshit. You are no exception. Neither is anyone else that exists. Your struggle is sometimes a guy who you'll never meet will ask about your mongo tiddies and juicy cunt. Is it wrong? Yes. Can much be done? No.
>>169186412
Aye
mercy is sex
nice fucking """"quick"""" play blizz
>>169186456
>>169186540
>she has 3 bitches
>progress 80%
This means she wants another slave for her Harem, who would be the candidate?
>mfw femboy Genji
>>169186726
>femboy Genji
You can't fuck an XboX
i have a deep voice and in the mornings i sound a bit gravely and have had a few people say "omg is that reaper in chat" i actually got made fun of a lot in school for having a deep voice while being short but also being a easy target nerd. i don't like to talk in chat chat cus I'm self conscious beta male.
feels bad.jpeg
>>169186538
Get 'em on board, I'll call it in.
>Now traveling to: Watchpoint Gibraltar
What are you doing in the middle of my lootbox grind?
>>169186771
she can do whatever the fuck she wants with him. She probably has some sado mecha outfit for him. I mean, she created his current body, and what at the ass she gave him
>>169186821
Use it to your advantage
Say edgy things in chat after every kill, this will raise team morale
>>169186412
Bane skin for hog when?
wait
>mercy's area of expertise is nanobiology
>nanobiology involves nanotechnologies, which includes nanomachines
>she saved genji
>genji is literally japanese gray fox except he had zen's help
>genji is seen on some large mech once
am i looking too deep into this?
>When I was a girl... I had a fear of spiders.
>I still do.
>>169187120
>a cyborg ninja being inspired by a different cyborg ninja
Not a difficult leap.
Guys check out my theory thread please I think it will be accurate.
>>169186910
>>169187486
who the fuck cares we will see what the hero is like when it is released, there is no point to autistic speculation
>>169187486
Spider mech has been deconfirmed.
It might still be a quadraped tank named Anchora, but it's not BDSM bitch.
An omniscient/cyborg with 4 legs is not a mech
Why are they making new chars when they have all these cool designs that they never used?
I don't get how there was all this concept art of Red Armor Man, Athena and The Pyro guy yet they were not included.
I really like Athena's design. God damn.
What did she mean by this?
>>169187874
Concept art is just that; a concept. It takes maybe ten hours to think of a character and put pen to paper, whereas actually modeling and animating your idea takes thousands. They're only going to fully develop the things they think are the best, and the guys that never left the drawing board just never made the cut.
>I shouldn't be surprised you took his side
>>169187874
The Pyro guy is an early Ana concept, I think
>>169187486
>makes a random thread on /vg/ for his youtube-tier bullshit
Go away
>>169187949
She is sorry for being an ugly mongoloid
>>169179347
It's Winston. Tracer and Soldier are both important too though. And if they don't pussy out because of the ARG stuff I can see Sombra as "that" character that serves as a vehicle to talk about the author's thoughts, etc. and break the 4th wall.
>>169187118
When the fire rises, brother.
>>169183534
Have one with Paladins?
>>169188196
Thanks doc
>>169188196
Thanks dog
>>169188142
If there were ever to be an animated Overwatch series, Sombra would be the perfect catalyst to bring up each characters otherwise unspoken backstrories and sins.
>>169188196
Thanks, Doc
>>169188196
Thanks doc
>>169183534
That isn't MidAir
>>169185056
>wah my fee fees
So do what the effeminate sounding men did when they were harassed. Git gud and show em what for, shut up and play, get used to it, respond in equal force. This women are bully plz hand hold is dumb and only fuels the fire of women are fragile and need extra help to succeed. Cut it out
>>169188196
Are there people that seriously play with this setting?
>>169188275
I hope it would be animatedhentaiOverwatch series
How many of you have tested playing with other spoken languages ingame
>>169188048
the hazmat guy isnt anyone yet, anyone that appears in concept art is established as a character first before any of their mechanics are solidified
ana having a grenade that they stole from their "potions" character and meis ice weapon working like the pyros m1 means absolutely nothing about the possibility of someone else being included
>>169188419
Well that's how some people see the world
>>169188554
Only put it to French and played around in the shooting range.
Will there ever be a flamethrower hero? They are always my favorites in games, or is it simply considered too violent?
>>169188196
Who is the Piccolo and Vegeta of Overwatch?
>>169184626
>i'm scared.
Fucking why. It's words. I'll bet you've got a fat cunt to match that fat fuckin head. People get bullied all the time, work around it for God's sake. This article crap is the new wold version of crying to mommy, it's only going to make it happen more - nut up, you've got multiple options available to you. Outplay, outwit, outlive. Or don't respond to obvious bait u vapid twat
When you first got this game, who was the character you wanted to learn the most?
Did you end up staying true to that or did you change?
>>169188736
No one
>>169188597
>Daily dose vision
>>169188708
There are alrady Sym and Mei who occupy the same niche
>>169188554
I play exclusively withPT-BRvoices.
The only characters with accents are Zarya and Widow, everyone else sounds like locals. It's pretty stupid but D.Va, Mei and Lúcio all sound so much better. Everyone else is at least a bit of an improvement or around the same. Except Sombra's cringy, le-fanny-reference decloaks
>>169188772
Why do you want to know?
>>169188708
The bigger issue would be designing someone whose m1 felt different enough from Mei's.
>>169188840
short range AOE DoT with fuel system?
How can Blizzard fix the fact that Rein and Ana are absolute must have heroes because of their design?
>>169189004
>>169188995
meant for
>>169189004
What makes fuel system different from ammo?
Also Winston
>>169189034
>Piss granny a must pick because of her artistic design
>Not because she is overpowered
What, in your own person opinion, are the top 5 most useful Ults? For me its
>Zarya
>Dva
>Sym's Shield Generator
>Zen
>Ana
>>169188772
I fell in love with zen before I touched the game and wanted to main him so badly.
Then I played and hated him and mostly played Mei, Rein, and Lucio.
After a few months of playing I tried zen again and now I main him.
>>169189034
Competitive teams were playing maps without Ana and Rein yesterday my man.
Why do patches spend several weeks in ptr before they go live?
>>169189284
Bugtesting and consoles
>>169189139
It's like, Pharah's jet pack, and secondary fire can expand some fuel to throw black tar smoke that blinds an enemy if it hits them or create a slow zone if it hits the ground. If you hold down the fire too long, you may cause your flamethrower to explode and deal (and receive) aoe explosion damage.
>>169189284
Bug testing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbDv7imglLI
>>169189284
Console certification process. Blizzard gets people to do bug testing while the patches are approved for consoles.
>>169189284
To give you the false illusion of them testing shit and reading all the feedback.
>>169189475
Feedback is not a priority of PTR
It generally for technical testing
>>169188708
fire weapon is probably inevitable, but i doubt itll be a legit flamethrower
probably something more like the incendiary cannon from qtf, or like a flare gun, or fireworks launcher, or even some scifi bullshit
>>169189475
I wish more people knew how little Blizzard reads feedback in PTR
>>169189189
>Zarya
>76
>Lucio
>Rein
>Tracer
You gotta account for the great charge time on Rein and Tracer's. Zenyatta's would be better if Ana couldn't counter it with a regular ability. Mercy's would be better if Mercy wasn't such shit.
>>169189381
I'd play that
>>169189584
>technical testing
PTR is for publicity
>>169189475
This
There are a handful of cases where anything on the PTR has changed before going into the final game, what they usually do instead is let it go live, then change it when the faggots who never bothered with PTR cry about how broken it is now.
>>169189616
>Jeff posts his butthurt rant about how nobody plays on the PTR
>proceeds to ignore everything anyway
>>169189718
>publicity
How? 1% of the playerbase test the changes there.
>>169189189
nano
graviton
res
trans
emp probably
teleporter and sound barrier are also good
>>169189784
It's WoW all over again
Is this the most played PTR in Overwatch history? Even without rewards that carry over to Live I feel like there's been so much more activity and discussion with the Browser.
>>169188772
Since the beginning (around Sept) i always wanted to main Sym, Lucio, and McCree. Sym, i have the majority of my time invest in and I still love playing her to this day. Lucio I still play ftom time to time but Zen is just more fun. But I wound up dropping McCree because I just felt he was completely outclassed by S76. Its not until recently that really learn how good the drunken cowboy is and picked him back up
>the matrix fix is still not live
>it won't help her anyway
It is time.
>>169189784
All they would need to do is give you like one loot crate (in the real game) if you played a PTR version before it went live. It's obvious they don't care if people play it because it would be easy to get them to. It's just for e-celebs to make videos about to get them that free publicity.
>>169190080
wait what are they doing to matrix?
>>169188772
I bought the game because of Winston and Mei, they seemed the coolest out of the entire roster.
Now I still use both, but I use supports a bit more because the majority of the community is too beta to go support and forcing them to support is the worst since they will most likely suck a metric ton of dick on people as straightforward as Lucio and Mercy or just go Ana.
How should I position myself and survive long as McCree
When I kill people I often hurt myself a lot in the process and he's really slow and frail
>>169190139
Something about it not blocking projectile at a certain angle. Basically, theyre making it more bullshit
>>169189034
ana necessitates herself, the game works fine without her
without her ridiculous hps, heal block isnt required to get picks
without nano immortality, sleep dart is never necessary because most ults either have clear concise counterplay or arent affected by stuns at all
she can be removed at will and nothing suffers
rein is completely different since a large portion of the maps completely fail to work without him, which you will likely see firsthand in the new patch due to bastion
the game needs an established frontline, and when dps characters do too much damage its not possible to push into them without playing into a disadvantage
that and base movespeed being too slow means nothing but dive will ever be relevant without him
>>169190256
You should position yourself in spawn and then switch to Soldier 76
>>169190139
Objects don't need a minimum distance traveled for DM to eat them. So you can throw your DM over someone that was hooked and you'll eat all of Hog's shot.
>>169190139
matrix will now delete projectile correctly directly from the barrel of the gun, instead of letting it travel a bit like it does now. (meaning you will be able to save someone being hooked)
>>169190432
It's weird that so many people think this will be a cut to roadhog. Zarya can now bubble hooked targets because of the CD increase. She's enough of a counter as it is. No one is going to be bringing D.Va
>>169182552
>overly big tits and ass
Why would you ruin a realy good Waifu?
>>169190598
never said it was going to be a roadhog cut.
Just saying it was what most people where trying to do and it failed because blizz code is shit.
Same with Reaper and 76 and tracer and sombra at point blank range. I can't count the number of time I tried to DM a teamate to simply see him die.
>>169190598
Hog is only one of the many things it will fix, no more random kills from reaper, soldier or mccree ults, no more under her feet Zarya/Mei ultimates and so on. But obviously it won't fix the fact that D.Va melts from sneeze now and it won't increase her usage in any way, as it doesn't address her real problems.
>tfw 3rd season in plat
I guess I'm truly where I belong
>>169190821
The fact that the game was too unstable for 8v8 and so we got 6v6 is hilarious
>>169190923
yeah that was the main point of my comment. It's not going to be a cut against Road because the best counter is zarya
>decide to look at my overbuff
>apparently i would be a god-tier soldier if i didn't average 7.5 deaths
>>169190335
Soldier is boring
>>169190962
Go Bastion next patch and ride the blizzard balance wave to masters
>>169189784
>Jeff posts his butthurt rant about how nobody plays on the PTR
I'm worried people were stupid enough to take it like that
>>169191087
Good news then, he's the second best dps in the next meta
First being Bastion and third being no one
>>169191168
He was very clearly upset that no one plays PTR
when in reality people do play PTR and they just ignore all the feedback
For anyone who thinks an 11-year old African girl being a genius in robotics is unbelievable, there is a real-life community called AFRON, the African Robotics Network.
It's not that unbelievable to think it's become more advanced 50+ years from now.
Besides nanotanknano anything can be amazing, whats good about the new Bastion?
>>169191226
I don't really care about meta, I mostly play support/tank in comp anyway
I was asking because I play different heroes in QP for funsies
>>169191260
>AFRON
>>169191226
>third being no one
Tracer, m8.
>>169191273
smaller sprread and repairing while moving
>>169191260
the actor Zech Afron?
>>169191168
And how else was i supposed to take it? They bitched about no feedback and no people playing, people posted feedback and they changed shit.
Are you gonna tell me his more recent butthurt rant about their shitty Sombra arg also had some hidden deep message?
>>169191365
>giving a spot to tracer and disrupting the Ana, Lucio, Rein, Zarya, Bastion, Soldier meta
>>169191473
google afron and click images and see how relevent they are
>>169191273
He can survive almost any ultimate while nano-boosted and in sentry or tank mode.
He still shreds tanks and shields/barriers like nothing at distance and despite the spread anyone close to him still dies in a heartbeat.
Recon mode has better DPS and survivability thanks to the tighter spread and extra ammo.
Repairing through damage and while moving/escaping greatly increases his survivability.
>>169191363
I can't make this shit up
http://robotics-africa.org
>>169191260
>still whining about this
>>169177798
Christ they went full Kunta Kinte with her design.
Imagine if Symmetra's Devi skin and McRee's American skin were their default.
I think cultural appropriation is a heap of bullshit but holy shit blizzard.
She is the niggest of the nig.
>>169190786
>that image
>overly big ass
Her ass is at least double that size in-game.
>>169177798
W E W L A D
>Playing Quick Play
>Instapick Junkrat
>Turbonerd on voice starts trying to do Junkrat's voice and trying to make me change via trash talking.
>Talks shit the entire game.
>Says I can't play Junkrat for shit.
>Even after I save his life a few times.
>End up with Triple Golds.
>He doesn't even get a card.
>He's still claiming to be the better player.
>Voice goes silent.
>Numbani and he's been put opposite us on defense.
>Entire team focuses on him for the entire map.
>We steamroll the enemy team in like three minutes.
>Kill him multiple times.
>He doesn't even kill me once despite trying fucking hard.
>Mention it on text chat, that he didn't kill me once as a fucking defensive Junkrat on Numbani.
>Zero response.
>GG and leave to cook lunch for tomorrow/shitpost.
>>169191273
he unkillable with focused healing in turret mode, which he can provide himself because lol
his recon mode is basically better 76 with 100 more hp
his everything is better than everyone elses anything
>>169191573
>cultural appropriation offends me!
>being true to culture offends me!
We apologize for being unable to please you at all, next time we make a non-white character they'll be dressed as a yuppie or WASP.
>>169178432
>real right arm
>>>/trash/
>>169191513
>google afron
>get a bunch of pictures of some faggy actor
>google afron robotics
>every result is a $10 ""education"" robot
>>169191260
>literally drag and drop programming
>Lego bots they use for actual middle school children in the states
>they could be onto ai in 50 yrs!
Wew
>>169177890
Pharmettra is my fetish
>>169191273
>heal while moving
>given tighter spread than S76
>can now out dps S76
>now has a faster deploy into sentry mode
>now takes 30% less damage in sentry mode
>>169191573
All of their designs are a hilarious. Hanzo/Genji shit all over Japanese history in the best way possible
Honestly I couldn't give a shit about her design because African africans are pretty chill, I just hate the "child genius" trope . It's really lame.
I mean we already have Sombra and her "Was the best most l33t haxor in the world as a child"
Of course then in true Mexican fashion she didn't go to a unvisert or work for a company but instead joined a gang
>>169191850
Maybe overwatch's character designs are realistic, if only in a weird twilight zone way.
>>169191260
INDIA SPACE PROGRAM SUPERPOWER 2035
>>169191850
Genji and Hanzo actually make me mad considering they could have gone with a good samurai design but instead made them HONOR AND VENGEANCE
Also even though we can't see Genji's face, if he's anything like his brother he doesn't look Japanese at all.
>>169191850
I love how you people always forget that she drew the attention of the Illuminati and had to erase her past and go into hiding which is why she was in a gang and now in Talon so you can "Hurr Mexicans all criminals!".
>>169191815
Fareeha is such an obedient little girl
>>169192010
>even though we can't see Genji's face, if he's anything like his brother he doesn't look Japanese at all
>>169191850
>Of course then in true Mexican fashion she didn't go to a unvisert or work for a company but instead joined a gang
I'm just now realizing how racist her back story was.
>>169192029
Still a mexican in a gang though
>>169192029
She was a criminal before she was Sombra
>>169191815
I don't see the appeal. They only thing they have in common is they're both brown, and not even the same flavor of brown.
GMS GET OUT OF MY QUICKPLAY REEE
>>169192029
She was still part of a gang
>>169192174
how bout you stop being bad
>check in on OW after uninstalling a couple of months ago
>a literal eleven year old super genius that might as well have a stamp saying NIGGER on her head
The fuck?
I mean damn, did they really have to go with warthog tusk earrings and shit? Couldn't they make a character instead of a caricature?
>>169192029
her bio literally has her go straight into a crime gang instead of using her computer knowledge to get a job and leave poverty
>>169192318
She's not the new hero
>>169191678
I'm not offended, it's just fucking funny.
>"We need a futuristic African character, what should be do? Conceptualise the cultural changes Africa might undergo as it harnesses new technology?
>"lol nah just put headphones and a visor on a maasai toddler"
>>169192318
but that's how they look anon
>>169192173
1) sexy brown
2) both kinda autistic
3) both fun to play
Everybody draws/portrays Genji as if he's stuck living forever in that armor (the white-green one) but I think that's just for battle. I mean, look at the picture in Recall (which I can't post right now, sorry). He doesn't look like he's wearing his white-green armour.
Does it say anywhere exactly how does Genji work?
>>169192318
I couldn't give less of a fuck about her being a stereotype but being a child genius is annoying
>>169192390
>>169192373
>>169192318
I'm kinda surprised SJWs aren't having a meltdown and how ridiculously overblown her whole "tribal" get-up is.
>>169192373
>>"lol nah just put headphones and a visor on a maasai toddler"
okay that got me laughing
partly because its true her design is lazy as shit
>/owg/ still ranting about NIGGERS OMG
>>169192415
Yeah but I can't see how that can be the basis for a ship. I don't think there are any two characters that have less to do with each other than them.
>>169192415
>Pharah
>autistic
I'm glad people found another meme after the amputee one was shot down
>>169182439
As nice as this fanart is, why Symmetra/Junkrat?
Why doesn't Mercy have a cleanse?
>>169190280
Fucking love that quote.
https://youtu.be/1cIAA5nzP4E?t=3m52s
>>169192676
Popular as the "polar opposite" pairing.
I am probably a complete retard for not knowing this, but how do you see/find out what your DPI is? Seems like a lot of good overwatch players have like 600-800 DPI and play with really low sensitivity in game. I currently play at 10 sensitivity and i don't understand how you could play lower than that.
>>169192979
Considering if you take the Overrwatch fandom you'd probably get every mental disorder known to man, it's pretty much guaranteed everyone is going to be shipped with everyone
I mean fuck there's probably Winston x Bastion art out there
>>169193216
There is thicc Bastion art.
>>169192570
>/tumblr/ still ranting about /owg/ still ranting about NIGGERS OMG
[[[insert funny le meme image of TRIGGERED here]]]
So, is Bastion literally the personification of the Omnic Crisis after the update?
>>169193216
>>169193256source?
>>169193120
It's dots per inch. Lay a ruler down and move your mouse across the main menu.
>>169192526
Hilarious how it's the racists and /pol/locks that are the ones screaming and raging about the African character being African while the SJWs and normal people don't give a shit.
>>169192570
>new hero released
>spidertank made by tribal Steve Urkel genderbend
>throws spears as M1
>M2 deploys shield like Rein's except it's made of buffalo hide and can't stop shit
>can sprint indefinitely
>ult causes Mufasa to appear in the skybox and vomit pure ebola on the enemy team
>>169193308
Fucking google
>>169192676
It's a surprisingly very popular pair. Someone wrote a bloody long fanfiction about the two of them, like 40 chapters of gradual chemistry between them while working at Overwatch, so it's probably the reason they get so much art.
I guess the basis for it is they're sort of the most extreme opposites on the entire team, and yet they have similarities where it matters. Like they're experts in very similar fields; Symmetra designs and builds weapons of death, Junkrat designs and builds weapons of death. Except while Satya is the perfectionist artisan from a prim and prestigious occupation, Jamison is the chaotic anarchist from a nuclear warzone, and relishes her ideology of disorder. So there's a lot of possibilities for interactions they have never had and never will have.
>>169192029
she went right into crime and her bio says she became addicted to hacking and breaking the law while in the gang
she's literally addicted to crime
>>169193268
yes they did nothing to balance the heroes out of the meta EXCEPT for bastion
The meta is literally Ana and Lucio healing, Rein and Zarya (who can now completely negate roadhog hooks), and soldier and bastion as dps
The meta somehow became more stale
>>169193405
does that mean if I write 40 chapters of my ship it'll get popular and everyone will like it?
I'm going to write and publish the overwatcharian version of My Immortal. please buy my book, /owg/.
Why is Lucio the most fun healer to play?
>>169192416
Hanzo though he was 100% dead and he has enough cybernetic shit intergrated into his body to disgust him until Zen helps him.
>>169193347
I only don't like her being so young
Jeff explained yesterday that Overwatch is about optimistic view on future. I don't understand complaints about hurr durr niggers are stupid irl.
Fiction doesn't need to be similar to real life
>>169179674
You don't need that good of aim to use her though, depending on your team comp. She can put down a ridiculous amount of heals without using her scope by vaugely shooting in the tanks direction with the occasional biotic grenade. Yeah you might need some skill to heal up some faster smaller characters, but a second healer could probably get those.
>>169193529
>Healer
>Fun
Pick one.
>>169193529
because the healing is passive
>Playing quickplay
>Have a p good round and end up on player board
>The Sombra did amazing for what she had, getting many eliminations and healing our team well, as well as an amazing ult
>Vote for her, she gets 4 votes
>The last guy on our team (One left) votes for me
>It looks like I voted for myself
>feel bad
Anyone else have this happen?
>>169181423
I picked up reinhardts, even though I don't play him often I thought the golden guns looked pretty dumb.
>>169193571
High majority of people just don't like her for being not only young (like elementary school young) and also a genius
Child genius don't exist. It's just retarded.
>>169193509
If you write it well, who knows.Fuck, I had completely forgotten about that shitstorm over My Immortal all those years ago.
>>169193529
Because his job is to annoy the enemy team.
>>169193668
I do this on purpose just to fuck with people.
>>169193721
its because if you are a child genius it has nothing to do with your character. being a genius as a young child means you were just born with a special power. its lazy writing, even worse than sombra's
tfw you become the payload
>>169193721
They exist, but usually are a bit older.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_child_prodigies
I say again, she should've been 13-14 years
Anyway this fuss is stupid. She isn't even confirmed to be a hero.
>>169193890
>offensive assist: 1
please learn how to speed boost
>>169193415
>mexican part of a cartel and is addicted to crime
and they say Overwatch doesn't have realistic characters
>>169192621
I dunno, I'm not really into shipping and all that. I just like 'em both.
«I was walking outside Gibraltar. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of overwatch members stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Reaper!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Sombra!!!!!!
“What’s up Sombra?” I asked.
“Nothing.” she said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends (widowmaker) call me and I had to go away.»
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbV2akeUMmw
>>169192979
>"polar opposite"
I think Junkrat/Mei works better
Question:
Did you guys manage to get every achievement of the game?
What's the hardest spray that you got?
>>169193948
But real scientific, engineering, medical, etc. progress is achieved by teams of brilliant people working together over the course of years or decades.
The "child genius prodigy's work in AI and robotics" is just such fucking bullshit. It's lazy writing. Really AI and robotics?
>>169193347
The main things that annoys me about her is the INCREDIBLY lazy design work for an AAA studio, and the whole "hurr child genius"
idgaf that she's black.
It would be just as bad if they made a scottish character who went around wearing a kilt and sporran and tam'o'shanter and carrying a sword on his back and all that shit.
>>169193832
>>169193721
>hurr it's not realistic!
Just like the cloud wraith, talking super-intelligent gorilla, cyborg ninja, time-traveling Brit, gravity-master woman bodybuilder, mecha-armed dwarf, cold-blooded French sniper, etc. Why are we pitching a fit over the kid being unrealistic?
>it's so cliche!
Just like every other character, what's your point?
>>169194325
>What's the hardest spray that you got?
Bastion's new spray pattern is the hardest
>he didn't use his funpoints on a gold hanzo bow
>he doesn't collect fanmail from 3v3 matches during off-season time
>>169194304
If we're going by polar opposites then it's gotta be Mei and McCree.
Because McCree is from the South and Mei is from the North.
Mei melts in Route 66 and McCree freezes his dick off in Watchpoint Antartica.actually now that I'm seriously considering it they would be pretty cute. their ingame interaction is adorable and their VAs saying "It's High Noon" together is even more. Ah, fuck.
>>169181423
Roadhog or genji give you the best value
>gengu
>golden shurriken, short sword AND dragon blade
>streetpig
>gold gun AND the majestic golden hook
>gold hook has higher potential to tilt the enemy, increasing your winrate
Personally, I'm more partial to Hog.
>>169194304
>>169194396
So what nothing in this game can be cirticized?
Fuck the next hero might as well be a talking fucking dog because IT'S FANTASY
>>169194348
Overwatch is essentially comic book universe.
Leave that boring shit in real life
>>169194460
But McCree likes dick and Mei's heart belongs to Hunkrat
>>169194513
>Fuck the next hero might as well be a talking fucking dog because IT'S FANTASY
I mean, yeah, I'd kinda be cool with an uplifted animal character other than Winston
>>169194513
>>169194638
I'd actually like a dog or cat hero or something too. but I don't think animals dying in a T rated videogame is a... very smart creation.
Give McCree something like this for a new skin, Blizzard, I'm begging you.
>>169194513
With which character talking dong would be shipped?
just saw some guy who had 200 hours on winston
how do you make yourself do that
where do you find the motivation
>>169194304
>>169194547
>Shipping best boy with worst girl
What is wrong with you?
>>169194638
>>169194725
>>169194763
>I mean, yeah, I'd kinda be cool with an uplifted animal character other than Winston
Someone tell Jeff, /owg/ wants a talking dog hero
>>169193808
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
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>>169194742
I want a skin like that for all heroeseven bastion
>>169188142
It's probably both Winston and 76. I kinda see two stories happening at once, one is Winston and Tracer working together to rebuild Overwatch, the other is 76 and Ana trying to figure out what got it shut down.>>169194192
>>169194725
>animals dying in a T rated videogame
But game already allows you to killTracer
Genetically engineered omni-racial transgender hero when???
>>169194827
What is the "Pootis" voice line of Overwatch?
>>169194872
And windowlicker
>>169194513
I'd be down with a genetically-enhanced Velociraptor created by Talon as an answer to Winston so we can have some Kong vs Dinosaur action.
>>169194863
I have no idea how that quote happened at the end there
>>169194638
>>169194792
Tell him we want a frog
>>169194770
I don't like Junkrat at all, if Junkrat-anon wasn't so cordial I'd have the fucker's face on a dartboard by now
>>169194959
A reptile/raptor her that does high close range sounds amazing
>>169194984
>>169195089
>genetically engineered raptor/reptile humanoid
>plays like an assassin
I need this
What really saddens with Efi me is that it means we won't get Doomfist and it means that I wouldn't be punching people AND WANT TO PUNCH PEOPLE I WANT TO PUNCH PEOPLE SO HARD.Anybody of you wants be punched?
>>169194910
nothing comes quite as close but high noon is pretty famous
What is this Efi meme, I thought we are getting a spider robot as a playable character
>>169195260
They specifically said he won't be the NEXT hero. He's practically confirmed to come out eventually.
>>169195260
who is winston
>>169195340
Nerd and loser
>>169195324
Nope, you're getting an 11-year old african child who's a super genius in AI and robotics and you're going to like it or you're a racist
>>169195260
>AND WANT TO PUNCH PEOPLE I WANT TO PUNCH PEOPLE SO HARD
>>169195324
I doubt she's actually the new hero
>>169195429
Where did you get my photo
>>169194325
I have them all but one.*That* one
Reapy was probs the hardest, but only because I fell for the 'shoot three people then ult meme'.
A tip for the Lucio is to bind the jump key to one of the mouse clicks, make the boop a space bar, then just ride the wall harder than I did your mum last night. Got it on Anubis defence, the pillars are close enough for a speedboost. One usual shot, followed up by a instboop is your best burst, often with a headshot due to height. It takes time, but it was bretty fun.Zens still eludes me. And I refuse to cheat it out. Its been 110 levels. What am I even doing.
"I will strike our enemies... where they do not expect."
What Did He Mean By This?
>>169195465
Of course not. She probably won't even appear ingame, she'll show up in an animated short at most.
>>169177798
anyone else think the coloring on that art(left) is pretty rush job? Wish the artist would've put in a little more effort
>>169195324
Polygon jumped the gun and said Kaplan confirmed she's the hero then had to go back and clarify she wasn't the new hero but is connected to the new hero
>>169175919
He's doing it to find out how he can make him arm jack himself off while he is asleep
>>169192909
This video is one of those "I'm supposed to not like it so that I can tell everyone what patrician tastes I have, but I actually really liked it" things.
>>169195531
not on the payload, probably.
>>169181646
>It's one of the worst balanced games I've ever played in my life
So is this the first PvP game you've ever played ever?
>>169194827
>>169194984
>>169195143
>>169193808
>>169193529
this is the kind of posting I want to seeilu guys, no homo
>>169195465
>battlebornhero,png
>>169195603
It's one of the best Youtube Poop's I've seen, the edits are great.
Will I get banned if I talk like this in all comp games next season?
https://youtu.be/6y72wMGyyMA?t=8m3s
(8:03)
>>169194910
>>169195305
I can't wait for SFM animators to start manipulating voice lines like they have for TF2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSsYTj9kCHE
>europeans wake up
>noticeable increase of bloo post
>>169194910
'Death... is Whimsical Today' is the 'Pootispenser here' of Overwatch
It makes Zen go full Omnic crisis mode
>>169195340
literally the one unpickable tank in a tank meta
>>169195643
>faggot tells me lucio is useless in 3v3
>I tell him to pick Winston
>we go animalistic on enemy team
>>169195801
We have a long way to go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdX6XfHEqEThis shit is my drug
>>169193529
>Prepare to attack, select your Widowmaker.
>>169177128
This game needs more muscular heroes.
>>169195968
Amélie skin when?
>>169196202
N E V E R
E V E R
>>169196102
Are you fucking stupid? Why appeal to the largest demographic when the 3 west african overwatch players don't have representation? What are you, an economist?
>>169196202
When Ana gets balanced.
>>169196459
rip
If I hear the word "spider" in reference to anything other than Widowmaker, then I'm banning you.
>>169196431
Faggots are not largest demographic
>>169196202
>tfw have to play Odile to have normal skin and an acceptable rifle design.
>>169192724
because that might actually make her useful, which blizzard desperately wants to avoid after mercy had her time in the meta.
>>169195851
"trick? or
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
>>169184225
whoa there thats pretty... gay
>>169177414
>I feel this way so everyone must feel this way about this thing
>>169196578
>he doesn't like Comtesse's wooden rifle
Sasuga Odilefags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfRhoPnql3w
it's simple, we rape the lena
>>169196512Spider tank
>>169196553
Great arguement you have there. Would you like a milk box on the way out? 4chan is for over 18's, like ur mum hahahahah btfobtfo
Now if you would seriously dicuss this point, would you make it and be done here.
>>169197019
Nice sarcasm
>>169197014
You're bannedfrom my Widow only RP custom game
So the next hero is going to be a tank Monica right? Hopefully.... Probably not
>>169177553
>Implying papa hog doesn't fug anymore
>not wanting to hug the hog
>not wanting to fug the hog
>wanting to fug brown
>wanting to play vidya with hackerwoman (probably a dirty cheater)
>not wanting to go drinking with hanzo
https://strawpoll.com/z87ra6f
https://strawpoll.com/z87ra6f
>>169197150
>Monica
I keep hearing this and don't understand, could a please explain?
>>169196683
Wood is only acceptable as furniture, having it on armor or weapons is disgusting.
>>169196623
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATHToo many messages...wait a few seconds
...is whimsical today...
So the next hero is going to be a Omnic Tank right? Hopefully.... Probably not
>>169197014
Spider tanks are cool
>one bloo post and suddenly there's a dozen more
Her blue ass must be mezmerizing
>>169197302
Omnic corrects to Monica on Apple a lot by mistake
So the next hero is going to be viable right? Hopefully.... Probably not
>>169197092
Please leave.
>inb4 No u
>>169197212
/pol/fags or /Cyclops/ pls go.
>>169197485
This phrase should become a meme XDD
>>169197485
One new hero has defined the meta for nearly half a year while the other sees minimal use so it's up in the air
Tryhards were a mistake
>>169197485
If it's a tank it's highly likely
>>169197417But who is Scooby Doo?
>>169197523
lmao I'm not who you were talking to, you're just a retard
>>169197731
D.Va's mech.Scrappy is mini D.va
>>169197709
We need a tank like now, something fun and cool
>every QP match has a crackshot enemy widow who shuts down anything your team tries to do
Getting real tired of it man.
>>169194910
SAKE!i cant be the only one right?
>>169197897
this isn't a tank.
>>169197897
...............................
that's a nice anchora, nice paint skills btw...
>>169197897
WOAH
THAT IS NOT A CHRISTIAN FRIENDLY IMAGE
>>169197897
FUCK wrong file
>>169198070
epic bait
>>169192909
I don't find the video funny but goddamn it's wellmade
>tfw you dreamed about playing this game last night and it was so uneventful you legitimately can't remember if it was actually a dream or not
How do you like your Widowmaker?
Sweet and cuddly?
Or spiteful and sadistic?
>>169197392
Remember where I got my muscle girl fetish from now.
Thanks.
>>169198386
removed from the game.
>>169198386
Dead
>>169198386
Full of hot poz ghetto nigger loads.
>>169198386
You know you can easily make your girlfriend blue in real life?
Shove a punch of silver powder in her cereal!
>>169198461
>>169198470
Wow rude
>>169198472
Wow evil
>>169198461
>>169198470
>>169198471
reported.
>>169198004
Why are there so many widow players in QP now?
>>169197849
>Scoob is now a towering Mech suit, talled than the whole castunable to consume Scooby snacks
>Daphne and Scrappy Doo are the same person
Strange Headcanon you got there
>got the game in december
>im already level 200
What if Winston gained alt fire both with his weapon and when ulting?
>>169198669
comp players use off season to play whatever they want on QP
>>169198685
What if that ult fire was a banana peel?
>>169198685
>What if they reverted Winston to pre stacking era to make him fucking viable again
>>169198685
then he would be better
what the fuck kind of question is that
>>169198386
Sweet and cuddly, I hate it when she is cold and spiteful. She needs some good cuddling so she can be more open emotionally.
>>169198669
Can't play her in comp without angering spergs. QP is the best place for her there's also less Reins to not shield Snipes.
>>169198874
Was there any positive effects to hero stacking at all? Nothing good came out from it.
Hero stacking was the most degenerate thing in overwatch aside from aimbotting.
>>169199067
Will Sniper only custom servers change this situation?
Have you practiced those Widow skills today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=webZjouMTIs
>>169199151
cant practise what doesn't exist
>>169199323
It is one of the few characters that actually need skills.
This is your new hero tonight
I'm gonna be a Bastion main in the meta Soldier on attack Bastion on defense ohhhhh yahhhhhh
>>169199690
>white male
>>169183534
snooooooze
>>169199690
>literally mccree in a pirate suit
>>169199392
widow requires like the least rounded skillset in the entire game because shes the only character that doesnt actually have to pick engagements or manage her ability cds
>>169199690
>a boy
>its not even cute
>>169199847
Those things mean nothing compared to being accurate. People always complain about Widow and Hanzo because they can't perform if they can't aim.
>>169199690
That passive would be cool. Like Leoric's in HOTS where he becomes a controllable ghost after dying and after a short while resurrects again.
>>169199690
>Trashmouse's gun
>McSkill's stun
>Ult with unlimited range
This is bad
>>169199143
Exactly. Winstons damage, shield durability amd shield duration were nerfed for the stacking meta, however when that meta was deleted Winston wasnt buffed back to pre-nerf status. Basically, he was shit on his own, but now he is even worse.
>>169200018
Remember getting stunned isn't the same as getting knocked down.
>>169193529
>>169199690
>johnny depp with demoman loose canon
have you played WINston today anons?
Where is the fun in quickplay? It's really fucking trash.
>>169188554
tried french, chinese, japanese, english and russian
japanese and chinese were fun for a limited set of characters (mainly widow).
English is ok but roadhog is way off imo.
french is my native language and made me cringe
russian is perfect under every aspect
>>169199840
>>169199690
>With Junkrat and Roadhog's abilities
>And Wraiht Form as an ultimate
>>169199690
is his mixtape hot, tho?
>>169200232
I have fun when my teams aren't running throw comps.
>>169200232
>dirty Roadhog player
>>169199975
>Spamzo
>Requires aim
>>169200226
>playing off-season
lol
>>169200397
He requires you to aim at the ground
>>169200226
Nope, Winston only gives me better mobility to die faster.
>>169200226
I have.
>tfw diving with a Sombra
>>169200517
>Aim
>At
>The
>Ground
>''''Aim''''
>>169200232
it's fun until comp players come in and start yelling at everyone else
>>169194827
>not WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?
>>169200845
At non-dumpster mmr levels, people always tryhard in qp.
Something that really irritates me in Overwatch is how when the enemy team captures a point in payload, you can no longer change your spawn room. This is a huge problem in maps like Hollywood and Gibraltar because unless you are playing a mobility character, you cannot rejoin your team and just die again because you are respawning in front of the enemy team. IIRC, TF2 let you change your spawn room by changing class twice or having a suicide button, and it was instant.
>>169201185
>always end up in qp matches with top 500s
>good chance i'll get dumsptered if I want to play my least-used heroes
>>169183534
There are no waifus on that game. Get out REEEEEEEEE-
>>169201628
I use No Limits to practice because no matter how high my mmr is nobody will take it seriously and I can practice heroes I'm not great at.
Only downside is that it's sort of a toxic environment to practice in, because I feel like practicing against mostly retarded team comps I'll never see in matches that matter is a bad idea.
>>169175574
Jesus I love playing mercy
I get hard every time my team praises me
>>169192079
DELET
>People still give (((Mercy))) players the Epic
>>169200232
>>169200845
>queue quick play
>everyone instalocks dps
>be only tank
>ask if one dps can go healer
>"lmao who tryhards in qp?? XXDDD"
>we bum rush the point and repeatedly get dumpstered by a real comp
>spend half the match respawning and waiting for staggered teammates
Wow this is so much more fun than comp.
>>169201919
t. DPShitter
pharah is for bullying
>>169202120
refer to
>>169201903
>your hand are so soft, Amelie..
>>169202043
I just don't want them getting complacent when Lucio is better. Giving Mercy players (you)'s when they don't heal anyone other than the tank is helping to ruin team comp
>>169202120
Why can't Pharah be a raging whore in the lore?
NEW THREAD
>>169202340
>>169202340
>>169202340
I tried to work hard to win at least one game in qp or offseason these days, but it was all in vain. I don't know if it's a totally unfortunate casual thing or it's me who's just bad, but it seeemed to me like I was in team with bronze players against a team of masters. Too painful to be true.
>>169198678
>got the game a couple days before christmas
>about to hit 200
>just as bad at the game as i was at level 100
>>169199735
Did you just assume it's gender? I'm literally shaking rn
>>169198678
oh, tell us about your real life care-...
oops, sorry.